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5. What? What does it remind you of?
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6. Just a dream
that I had last night.
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good dream or was it a bad dream?
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8. It was a good dream.
A really good dream.
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9. You were dressed in all white,
like a ghost.
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11. You were walking down this white
hallway with this big white horse
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12. saying you were gonna come
and take me back home.
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13. Hmm.. I wish I could take you
home, honey. I miss you there.
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14. - I miss you too.
- Aw.
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16. - Okay.
- Okay.
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17. - Are you ticklish?
- No.
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18. - I forgot. I thought you were.
- No, I'm not.
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20. Okay? Cheer up.
Okay.
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21. - All right.
- Okay. No more gloom.
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22. - Okay.
- Okay.
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25. Laurie? Laurie?
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It's Sheriff Brackett.
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Just give me the gun.
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30. That's it. Easy.
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31. Easy, sweetie. Easy.
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32. I killed him.
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33. The man.
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34. I climbed in the wall, I fell.
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36. - Sweetie. It's okay.
- I killed him.
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37. - I killed him.
- It's okay.
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38. It's all right. It's all
right. It's all right.
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okay?
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Where am I? Where am I?
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42. We're gonna need Neuro,
Ortho, Trauma, X-ray!
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43. Am I...? Am I gonna die?
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44. Am I gonna die?
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45. Am I...? Am I gonna die?
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46. Heads up,
everybody. Clear. Make a path.
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him. Altered mental status,
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48. unknown injury.
BP is 79 over 40.
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49. On my count we're
gonna move her. Ready?
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52. Hucks.
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53. How many?
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54. Two.
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55. They heavy?
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56. What the hell
happened to this kid anyway?
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57. I don't know. I thought it
was a car accident. I'm very confused.
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Neurosurgery cleared her head.
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59. We don't have to do anything
with that.
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60. Right.
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61. She's gonna need Plastic, but that's
the least of her worries right now.
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62. Come on.
Pull me down the stairs.
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Come on, pull it up.
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65. On three. Nice
and easy. One, two, three!
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banging around back there.
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75. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't
my first fucking corpse, rodeo.
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up when you're done.
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over to county,
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they lock the place up tight.
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is fairly obvious.
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82. I'd say that there's nothing obvious
about anything that happened here tonight.
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was heavy, huh?
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five guys and a girl.
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88. Whatever.
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89. Did you get a look
at the naked chick?
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90. Ooh.
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91. Man, she was F-I-N-E, fine.
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92. Yeah. She still looked fresh.
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93. I heard a story about
a couple of meat wagon boys
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till tonight.
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Whoa. Come on!
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you joking about that
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- I wouldn't ever do it.
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- I'm just saying.
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100. She still looked good to me.
Nice little titties hanging out.
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101. - Come on, that's disgusting. Stop it.
- I got wood just Ziploc'ing her up.
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102. Stop. Shut up. Please.
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103. I'm just saying, man.
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104. - Hey.
- Huh?
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105. What's the difference
between jam and jelly?
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106. I don't know. What?
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107. You can't jelly your cock
up a dead girl's ass.
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108. - Ha, ha, ha.
- Ha, ha. I knew that one.
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109. Cow! Cow!
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110. Shit. Oh, shit.
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111. Oh, fuck. Hooks. Hooks.
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112. Hooks. Hooks.
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113. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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114. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck.
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115. Oh, God.
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116. Fuck. Fuck.
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117. Fuck!
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118. Oh, fuck!
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119. Help me! Help me!
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120. Aah!
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121. Hooks.
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122. Hooks, Hooks, Hooks.
Hooks, Hooks.
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124. Help me.
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125. Help. Help.
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think I'm letting you handle Thanksgiving,
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129. then I'm ordering Chinese."
- Ha, ha, ha.
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130. Octavia, it's a pleasure that
you're embracing life this way.
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131. I love seeing you.
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132. She's bringing Miriam down.
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133. - Not the dog!
- That yapping dog that peed
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134. - all over my new couch.
- Ha, ha, ha.
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135. You are gonna have to
cook that dog for Thanksgiving.
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136. Honey, I'm gonna leave.
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137. - Hold down the fort.
- All right, doc.
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138. I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.
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140. Oh, Annie.
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141. Oh, baby.
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142. Oh, Annie.
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143. Oh, Annie. Please don't die.
Please, please, please don't die.
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144. Please, Miss Strode.
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146. I just wanted to sit here with her.
Please, I won't bother her.
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147. Mm-mm. You need to go
back to your own room.
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148. You need to rest
just as much as she does.
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149. Please. Please Just a few minutes.
Just a few minutes. Please.
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150. Come on.
Let's get you back into bed.
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151. You're doing good, sweetie.
Doing good. All right.
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152. Nurse Daniels,
please report to Emergency Room A.
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153. Oh. Honey, do you need my
help getting back to your room?
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154. I'm fine.
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155. Nurse Daniels, please
report to Emergency Room A.
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156. Nurse, I...
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160. Nurse, I need something
for my head.
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162. Help!
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163. Help! Somebody! Please!
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165. Help, somebody!
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166. Help, somebody!
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168. Help!
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172. Help me!
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175. - Help me, please! Help me!
- Oh, my God!
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176. - What the Christ are you doing here?
- Please help. Help me, please.
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177. You're gonna freeze
your ass off out here.
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178. Please! Please! Please!
Here, easy.
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179. - Look, just sit down. Here, here.
Please!
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180. Here, now. Put this on before they
blame me for you catching pneumonia.
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181. The nurse is dead.
The nurse is...
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182. No, no, it's going to be okay.
Listen, it's going to be all right.
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My name is Buddy.
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184. - Okay, it's going to be fine.
- No. No, it's not.
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185. - I've gotta get you back.
- No, it's... No, it's...
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186. - Just let me go get my car, okay?
- Please! Please!
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187. - It'll just take a second.
- No, no!
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188. No, honey,
it'll just take a second.
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189. - Please don't leave me. Please.
- The car is right out there.
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190. Look, look, here.
Here, here.
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191. Just drink what's left of this
till I get back, okay?
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192. Okay? And I promise,
I'll be back in just a second.
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193. No, please.
Okay, just don't...
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I'm gonna lock this door, okay?
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right here, okay?
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199. Buddy!
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202. Buddy!
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like to start,
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218. Good Morning.
- Running ragged.
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219. Good morning.
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220. - Did you hear Laurie last night?
- Yes, Dad.
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God, don't say anything to her.
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of them sticky buns on the way in.
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225. That's great.
Pastry for breakfast.
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of sugar and shit.
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Morning.
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230. I got to go.
Hey, slow your roll for one second.
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to pick up the pizza.
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234. Why don't we just have them take
the cheese and put it on cardboard?
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235. - Aren't you late?
- Cardboard's got a lot of fiber.
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- No meat.
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something as simple as sleep, it's like...
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in a while.
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247. Guess I know what I'll be
yakking about in therapy today.
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251. You know what, if I hear that fucking
phrase one more fucking time...
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252. She just fucking sits there in her
fucking leather chair and judges me...
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253. - like she's fucking God.
- It's her job, Laurie. My God.
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Boo-fucking-hoo for you.
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I don't understand, Laurie.
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leaving me some coffee, Dad.
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and I feel like I can't even breathe.
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that I'm surprised.
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is a big trigger point for you, isn't it?
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just because of some stupid holiday.
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- So?
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but he's living in your mind,
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heart and your emotions.
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we have to heal you from.
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in recovery.
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274. So, basically, I just have to wait
until my brain heals?
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heal a little bit today, okay?
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- Okay.
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with Annie going?
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shitty by saying this, but...
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and I see those scars,
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something in my body that snaps.
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286. And I get this zero to a hundred rage,
and I just wanna go up to her,
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287. - and I just wanna... Fuck, I don't know.
- Finish the thought.
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288. - Finish that thought. It's important.
- I'd rather not. You'll send me away.
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here to keep you out of the hospital.
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290. The last place you're gonna
heal is in a hospital.
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stimuli here will bring
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into the light. Illuminate them.
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Am I crazy or sane?
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who likes white horses.
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be here 45 minutes ago.
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301. Hello. Yes, hello, darling.
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303. Damn. Hello? Argh.
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304. Everybody has been completely
briefed on why we are here.
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305. They know the drill so I don't foresee
any problems in that department.
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as my people say.
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311. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hi. Did you just mention
"journalists,"cool" and "positive"
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without throwing up?
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314. It's just quite an oxymoron,
my dear.
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level with me?
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a problem today?
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317. You are quite an odd one,
aren't you?
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318. I mean, look at you.
Are you color-coordinated?
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319. Pink clogs and this orange thing.
Are you a clam digger or something?
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in a lesbian sense.
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321. - I think you mean "carpet muncher."
- I'm not judging. I'm not...
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- Can we just not get personal?
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it's the wrong photograph!
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This is new.
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sales by 25 percent, okay? So just...
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until you go get me
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milk, and I want it sizzling hot.
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I'll go find you some.
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Two percent.
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334. Wow, the princess of
punctuality is a little late.
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335. Alert the authorities. Laurie
has been replaced by a pod.
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336. Whoa, wait, I'm early.
I worked overtime last night.
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337. Oh. See, you're too together. No,
you gotta loosen up a little, babe.
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anarchy to the party.
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showing up whenever I want?
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340. Not on my dime, sister.
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who can afford it.
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down the toilet.
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been under the military-industrial...
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- Right on, sister.
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I know, I know.
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The old man caves again.
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I don't know.
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and rock balls
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the Phantom Jam or what?
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351. Hells yeah.
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352. But I'm not sure if I'm down with
the whole costume concept.
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Think of it like this.
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it's totally cool again.
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like my idea better.
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Miss Too-Coolio-for-Schoolio
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359. Dude, suck it up, ho. We got a fucking
theme going on. Don't screw it up.
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360. Plus we got you
that sick maid outfit
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362. Come on, you guys, it's
borderline drama-class nerd.
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363. - Yeah. Own it.
- All right. What do I have to do?
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364. Stand on this chair and show the
old hippie dude my tits again?
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Oh, Meat!
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No, no, no.
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367. - I'll wear it.
- Put down your fucking shirt.
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you guys ready for it?
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- Are you ready?
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371. - Kick out the jams, motherfuckers!
- Whoo!
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coming to see you anymore.
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but I won't see you.
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gentlemen, Dr. Samuel Loomis,
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Us, in stores October 31 st.
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own mother's suicide
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with that little one, wouldn't he?
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sexual impulses towards our mothers
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against our fathers.
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I became the surrogate father.
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in a long series of fathers.
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got any questions at all?
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you believe it was nurture or nature
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to Michael's condition.
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at the end.
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man invents nothing.
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he outdoes nature herself
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by chemistry and machinery,
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pestilence, famine"
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401. Well, sorry, but I like that little one.
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the deaths of as many as 15 victims?
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for all the families involved.
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412. do you think Michael
is alive or dead?
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413. Will he kill again?
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414. Here we go again.
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415. Look, let me make things
nice and sparkling clear.
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416. Michael Myers is fucking dead!
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417. Now, do you brain-dead
gossip mongers
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418. want me to spell it out for you?
D-E-A-D!
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419. Michael.
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420. Halloween is coming.
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421. You have to get ready.
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422. We are counting on you
to bring us home this year.
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423. I won't let you down.
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424. I know you won't, baby.
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425. I love you, Mama.
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426. I love you too, Michael.
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427. It's that same
guy who's been coming.
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428. You seen him before?
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429. Yeah, it's the same filthy bum.
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430. Stealing our shit.
- I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy.
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431. Motherfucker.
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432. Can't have drifters just coming in
here and taking whatever they want.
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433. What y'all gonna do?
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434. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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435. Shut up, Ivan.
We see him.
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436. Let's do it.
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437. You're just gonna scare him.
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438. - Daddy, what the fuck?
- Safety.
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439. Hey, you stupid, slimy dick.
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440. I told you if you came on this land
again, I'd beat the fuck out of you.
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441. What the fuck you think
you're doing here?
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442. As big as he is dumb, man.
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443. Look at that. He's about
7-foot of fuck-tard.
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444. I'm talking to you, shit-heel.
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445. You stupid fuck!
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446. I'm talking to you!
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447. What's wrong with
this son of a bitch?
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448. Give him a taste of that here.
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449. All right.
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450. Hey! No! You'll fucking kill him.
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451. Wanna go to jail for
killing that fucking turd?
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452. One more shot. Shut up!
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453. Woo-hoo-hoo.
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454. Chris, knock it off.
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455. Big man.
Oh, man.
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456. Come on, Daddy.
Don't you come back, son of a bitch.
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457. Man, that was a professional
ass-whupping there.
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458. Oh, I'm jacked.
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459. Whoo!
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460. You okay?
- Shut up, Ivan!
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461. I'm so sorry. What are we gonna
do, just fucking leave him out here?
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462. Get in the truck.
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463. Come on now. Chop-chop.
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464. - Get in the truck.
- I'm so sorry.
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465. I am so sorry.
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466. Shut up, Ivan.
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467. Whoo.
Seriously.
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- You didn't need to
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469. fucking beat him to a pulp.
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470. I told the guy.
Fuck that.
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471. Oh, my God!
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472. Fuck!
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473. No, Daddy!
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474. What are you doing?
I said I was fucking sorry!
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475. Pizza.
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476. - Dude, you didn't get whole wheat.
- I forgot.
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477. Mm-hm.
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478. Anybody hungry?
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479. - Starving like Marvin.
Starving like Marvin.
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480. Has anybody at this table
ever wondered
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481. who Marvin is?
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482. I mean, the original Marvin
who was starving Marvin?
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483. - What?
- Was it...? Was it Lee Marvin?
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484. Who's Lee Marvin?
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485. "Who's Lee Marvin?"
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486. Did I stutter?
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487. Paint Your Wagon.
The Professionals. Lee Marvin.
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488. Cat Ballou?
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489. Cat Ballou.
He was great in Cat Ballou.
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490. I can't believe you guys haven't seen
it. He was, like, playing this drunk,
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491. but he's, like, the
greatest gun in the West.
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492. At one point he's, like,
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493. talking about being a gunslinger.
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494. Bam. And he misses the barn.
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495. He misses the barn completely.
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496. I wanna thank the both of you for
making me feel as old as Methuselah.
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497. All I know is I hope that dead, rotting
flesh didn't bump on my pineapple.
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498. A little dead, rotting flesh
never hurt anybody.
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499. Oh, God. Do we have to do this
every fucking time we eat together?
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500. We need to get you off
the animal products, Mr. B.
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501. Not gonna happen.
- Man was meant to eat meat.
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502. We, all of us, have a
little bit of caveman in us.
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503. God.
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504. How is it possible
that every father
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505. perfects the art of humiliating
their offspring?
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506. What? It's cute.
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507. Mm-hm.
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508. - What?
- Come on, Annie.
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509. I'll go. I always go.
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510. Hang on.
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511. God.
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512. - Here.
- Thanks.
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513. Sorry I was such
a bitch earlier.
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514. I get it.
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515. Okay.
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516. Where have you been?
I've been waiting.
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517. You know
I can't come here anymore.
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518. My time here is over.
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519. - You're here now.
- Michael,
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520. you know
I'm not really here.
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521. I wanna show you something.
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522. All right.
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523. I found her.
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524. I found Boo.
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525. My baby.
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526. Can we be a family again?
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527. Not yet, Michael.
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528. Not yet.
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529. Oh, fuck.
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530. Come here, buddy.
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531. So, Dr. Loomis, tell me.
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532. How long do you plan on
staying in town?
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533. Please. Sam.
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534. Thank you. Well, I could
stay a few extra days.
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535. It depends on if there's something
or someone that motivated me.
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536. Excuse me, Dr. Loomis...
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537. We're in... I'm in the
middle of something.
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538. Could I speak to you
for a second? Please?
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539. - What?
- Please?
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540. Excuse me, my dear.
I won't be one second.
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541. What?
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542. Okay, I am all for
selling books. All right?
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543. God knows I've done some
things that I'm not proud of,
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544. but this is disgusting.
I did not agree to this backdrop.
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545. I mean, what's next?
Heading over to the cemetery
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546. and dancing on
the victims' graves?
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547. Look, I don't think you
quite understand
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548. - what I'm trying to accomplish here.
- Well, fair enough. I don't.
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549. Please, explain it to me.
I would really like to understand.
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550. I'm selling the sizzle,
not the steak.
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551. - The sizzle?
- Yes.
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552. The sizzle. It's bad taste
is what it is.
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553. It's just gonna add fuel
to the lynch mob fire.
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554. - Bad taste? Bad taste?
- Yes.
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555. My God, it's business, woman! Business.
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556. Besides, bad taste is the petrol
that drives the American dream.
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557. Well, I think it's a mistake.
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558. - Oh, yeah, you do, do you?
- Yes.
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559. Well, when I want your opinion,
I'll beat it out of you.
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560. Here. Now, take that and go sit in
the car. Go on. Get your ass in there.
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561. Okay. Hi, where do you want me?
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562. Die, you fucking bitch!
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563. You fucking bitch!
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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564. I'm gonna fuck you...
Rip your fucking throat.
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565. Fucking die, you fucking bitch!
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566. You fucking cunt!
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567. Fucking bitch!
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568. Please, Laurie, please!
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569. You fucking...
Die, you fucking bitch!
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570. Laurie! Laurie, Laurie, Laurie!
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571. Argh!
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572. You guys like Frankenstein?
Yes.
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573. Who likes popcorn?
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574. So I was going through the park,
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575. and there was this
really crazy Frankenstein.
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576. And he was, like, yelling at the kids.
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577. And he was yelling at them,
like, perverted things and stuff.
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578. And I really thought it was funny
and I stopped and watched.
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579. And then I saw, I saw this umm..
like this, like this farm.
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580. Laurie?
- And this lady let me hold the pig.
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581. What are you
feeling right now, Laurie?
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582. The pig really liked me
and she said that the pig
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583. - Laurie?
- Liked me. I wanted to take it home.
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584. Sit down, Laurie.
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585. Come on, Laurie.
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586. Stay centered.
What's going on?
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587. I had this really, really,
really crazy attack.
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588. And not while I was asleep,
while I was awake.
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589. Look, I just need you to
prescribe me something, please.
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590. Laurie, according to my notes, you
should have a lot of medication.
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591. I don't. I'm out.
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592. Look, I need you to get your magic
pen and your magic piece of paper,
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593. and I need you to write me up
a prescription, please.
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594. Laurie, that's not the answer. Are
you doing your breathing exercises?
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595. - Breathing exercises?
- Yes, it helps.
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596. - Breathing exercises aren't gonna cut it.
- They help, Laurie.
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597. - And I can't deal with this!
- Oh, honey.
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598. I'm not strong enough and
I'm tired of pretending that I am.
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599. Look, Laurie, listen to me.
Stay with me.
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600. You are so much stronger
than you think you are. You are.
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601. - Now, go on, sit down. Sit down.
- You better fucking let me go
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602. and give me
some fucking prescriptions!
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603. I'm gonna give you some
Haldol to tide you over.
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604. - Haldol?
- Yes, Haldol.
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605. - It'll take some of these thoughts away.
- I don't want Haldol.
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606. - I want my prescription!
- I'm so sorry you're going through this.
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607. Fuck, you know what?
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608. Fuck you and fuck this!
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609. I'm tired of your:
"How are you, Laurie?
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610. I'm so concerned
at 100 bucks an hour."
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611. You know what? I would be fucking
concerned at 100 bucks an hour.
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612. - I'm really concerned right now.
- Bullshit.
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613. - No, it's not bullshit.
You know what, you're more fucked up than I am,
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614. you crazy bitch!
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615. For most of us, Michael
Myers is a mysterious legend of evil.
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616. But for Dr. Samuel Loomis,
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617. the bogeyman is all too real.
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618. There have been wild rumors circulating
as to the content of your new book.
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619. - What can you tell me?
- Well,
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620. after my last encounter
with Michael,
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621. some startling facts
came to light,
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622. and I just thought that
the public really ought to know.
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623. Such as?
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624. Read the book, as they say.
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625. But weren't you horrified when the news
broke that Michael's body went missing?
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626. No, not really.
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627. How you can lose a body, you
know, transporting it from A to B.
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628. You better ask the sheriff's
department that one. Heh, heh, heh.
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629. Well, do you think
that the body will reappear?
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630. Yes, probably. You know,
somewhere it'll reappear,
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631. along with the Elephant Man's
bones at some sideshow.
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632. But as my old Aunt Miri
used to say:
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633. "Freaks will always
find their way home."
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634. What's up with the booze?
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635. Oh, yeah. Meet my new
best friend.
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636. Oh, is this how
your new work friends roll?
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637. Maybe. Jealous?
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638. - Whatever.
- You know what Annie?
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639. I don't need your shit.
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640. You don't need
my shit?
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641. You don't need my shit?
I put up with your shit, 24-7.
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642. You better back the fuck off!
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643. Or what, huh?
The fuck are you gonna do?
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644. You know what, you act like you're the
only one whose life got fucking trashed.
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645. I'm so not buying
the new Laurie act.
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646. I'm not putting up
with your moaning shit.
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647. Get the fuck out of my room!
Get the fuck out of my room!
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648. I'm not impressed.
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649. Fuck!
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650. "Hey, Howard.
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651. Can't afford the new tits.
Can you loan me some bones?"
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652. Fucking whore.
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653. Hey! Hey, Misty, come here.
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654. Come on, it's on.
Come on, it's finally on.
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655. I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move
your ass. Come here. Look at this!
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656. Oh, my God, baby.
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657. Ha, ha, ha. Look at
that. I'm incredible.
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658. The smile you'll have on
your face at the Rabbit In Red Lounge
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659. when you come and you see some of my
girls dance because they are fantastic.
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660. Hey, Howard,
where are those drinks?
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661. Hey, boss. That's
right, they love you, man.
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662. - That's why the whole town loves you.
Yeah, they love me.
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663. They love me like cancer,
that's how much they love me.
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664. You look like
that big guy.
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665. The shit falls on his head.
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666. "Grandfather, I'm mad,
I'm pissed off.
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667. Hey, where's my daughter with the
cans and the blond hair and the...?"
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668. What are you talking about?
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669. Yeah. Green makes you look sexy, baby.
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670. Green. That suits you, man.
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671. It really suits you. It's like
the color of money. Ka-ching.
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672. Dumbass.
Ha-ha-ha.
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673. Hey, Howard, let
me ask you a question.
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674. I got a riddle for you.
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675. What does a stripper do with her
asshole before she dances.
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676. I don't know.
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677. She gives him 10 bucks and she
tells him to take out the trash!
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678. - That's a good one.
- Here, Howard. Take out the trash.
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679. Take out the trash,
Howard.
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680. He's good at
taking out the trash.
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681. Ha-ha-ha.
I'm funny.
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682. Yeah, I'm the big joke.
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683. Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet.
Shut up. Shut up.
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684. Enjoy the fucking herpes, old man.
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685. I got an aura.
You got an aura, baby.
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686. You have an aura.
You got two auras.
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687. You're so bad.
Heh, heh. Really?
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688. Auras are popping out.
Ha! Let me see those auras.
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689. Two-faced bitch.
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690. Fucking Hoss. I'm fucking
Hop Sing doing all the chores.
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691. You bitch.
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692. "Yeah, Howard.
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693. Can I have some money for
my dad's blood transfusion?"
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694. What the fuck you doing, man,
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695. sneaking around back here?
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696. Hey.
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697. The boss don't like you
bums hanging out back here,
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698. rooting around
through the Dumpsters.
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699. So get a move on.
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700. Look, man.
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701. Don't give me no reason.
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702. I already sent some
sorry fucking jag-off
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703. to the emergency room
tonight.
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704. So
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705. I suggest you
take the easy road out
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706. and hit the bricks, Dorothy.
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707. Heh, fu...
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708. Trust me,
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709. you filthy, dirty hippie,
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710. you don't wanna be doing that.
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711. Copy that, downtown?
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712. Fuck.
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713. We're done waiting.
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714. Only a river of blood can
bring us back together.
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715. It's up to you.
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716. It's always been
up to you, Michael.
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717. Hey, baby, you know what?
It's after midnight.
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718. So? I don't think my pussy
is gonna turn into a pumpkin.
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719. It's technically Halloween, baby.
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720. How'd you like to be fucked by
the Frankenstein monster, huh?
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721. - You're my bride of Frankenstein.
- Oh, ooh.
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722. Big, green, scary monster!
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723. Oh, no.
Oh, I'm so scared.
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724. - Ha, ha, ha. Titties good.
- No.
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725. Ass good.
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726. I'm gonna give it to you good.
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727. I'm gonna give you
my jolly green giant.
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728. Jesus Christ!
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729. What are you doing?
Get the fuck out of here.
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730. Come on, get the fuck
out of here, motherfucker.
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731. You're gonna stare me down?
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732. Stare this down,
motherfucker!
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733. Come on now! I'll fucking blow two
holes right through your fucking mask.
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734. I been to Nam. I'll take you
out, you hear me? I'll fucking...
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735. What are you doing?
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736. Open the door! No!
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737. No! Open the door!
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738. Son of a bitch!
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739. You fucking did it!
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740. Fuck,
what am I gonna do?
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741. - Hello?
Hey, princess.
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742. Hey, Dad. What's up?
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743. Listen, is, uh, is Laurie around?
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744. I'd like to talk to her.
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745. No, she left before I got up.
Why, what's up?
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746. Well, could you do me a favor?
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747. Could you find her
and then call me when you do?
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748. Why? What's going on?
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749. Uh, sweetie, I gotta tell you
about that later.
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750. Could you just do me
that favor, please?
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751. - Everything okay?
- Everything is fine.
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752. I just need to talk to her, sweetie.
Okay?
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753. He's still out there.
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754. Rich and famous.
All because of our pain.
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755. I hope he's having fun.
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756. Are you a real redhead?
Thank you. Have a good one.
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757. - Here you go.
- Thanks.
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758. It's going very
well, indeed. Well done.
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759. Yes, look at the crowd.
It's great. Great.
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760. Right, well done.
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761. Ah. Thank you.
Can you make it out to, uh...?
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762. - I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett.
- Calm down, calm down.
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763. - Big deep breath.
- Thanks.
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764. Chett Johns.
No, no, actually, you know what?
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765. - Chett, the bringer of death.
- Okay.
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766. That's Chett with two T's.
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767. - Chett, the bringer of...
- The bringer of
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768. death. Oh, man,
that is so awesome.
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769. - There you go.
- Thank you. Look,
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770. I just wanted
to let you know
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771. that Michael is so much
deeper than those other guys.
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772. Like Dahmer
and that bitch Bundy
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773. because he eats at the core
of the victim's soul, you know?
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774. - How people ostracize those...
- All right. Well, thanks so much.
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775. - You're the man. You're the man.
- You're the man!
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776. - All right. Thank you.
- You're the man, dude.
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777. - You're awesome. Thank you.
Thank you.
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778. Jesus. Well, we
always have one, don't we?
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779. Hi. How are you?
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780. Ah. Oh.
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781. Do you want me to sign this?
What?
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782. You don't recognize her?
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783. - Um... Why? Should I?
- I'm not surprised.
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784. Ahem.
Take a really good look at her.
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785. - Oh, she's beautiful.
- She was beautiful.
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786. - This is my daughter.
- Mm-hm.
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787. Lynda.
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788. - Your monster killed her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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789. - He butchered her.
- You have my deepest sympathy.
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790. Do I have your deepest sympathy,
you fucking pig?
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791. - I'm truly sorry.
- You killer.
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792. - No, I didn't kill anyone.
- You killer!
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793. All right, everyone, just
calm down. It's all right.
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794. You butchered my baby.
Back up!
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795. You butchered my baby!
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796. Can we get somebody...?
I'm gonna get you, Loomis.
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797. I swear... Get your hands off
me. Get your goddamn hands off me!
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798. It's all right. Everyone,
just calm down. Calm down.
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799. - All right, I'm fine.
Everything's under control.
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800. - You son of a bitch!
He's got a gun!
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801. I'm gonna kill you, Loomis!
Jesus.
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802. I'm gonna kill you, goddamn it!
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803. I mean, the police said
that it wasn't even loaded, so...
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804. Oh, I feel so much better.
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805. All part of the job, I suppose.
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806. Spoon-feeding drivel
to the masses.
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807. Comes with its own bloody price,
doesn't it?
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808. If you say so.
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809. Just what is that tone,
Miss McDonald?
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810. Do you think I'm crossing
the line or something?
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811. I mean, do please feel free
to voice your opinion.
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812. Well, off the record, yes.
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813. Yes, actually, I think this
book crosses quite a few lines.
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814. These are people's lives
you're toying with.
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815. There's gonna be
serious repercussions.
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816. Fuck.
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817. Fuck!
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818. Fuck! Fuck!
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819. Fuck you, motherfucker!
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820. Fuck!
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821. Fuck!
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822. Fucker!
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823. Laurie?
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824. Hey. Hey!
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825. What is...?
Hey, where are you going?
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826. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
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827. Wait. Wait, hey! Listen, my dad
called. He was trying to find you.
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828. Yeah, I bet he was.
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829. Tell me you didn't know,
please!
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830. - Tell me you didn't know.
Know what?
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831. Fuck it. I mean, daddy's little
princess knows all, right?
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832. What are you
talking about?
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833. Hey, stop. Calm down.
Look at me.
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834. What is going on?
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835. Let me just call my dad, okay?
We can talk to him.
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836. You know what? I have
a message for your dad.
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837. Tell him that Angel says
"fuck you"!
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838. Who is Angel? Laurie!
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839. Hey, fucking asshole!
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840. Fuck you!
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841. Hey, sweetie, did you find her?
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842. Yes. She ran in and she ran
out screaming some shit about:
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843. "Tell your dad that Angel
says 'fuck you."'
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844. Who the fuck is Angel?
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845. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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846. I want you to head over to my house
and keep an eye on Annie for me. Okay?
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847. Oh, boss, last year she tried
to kick me in the nuts.
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848. You know
she's not gonna like this.
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849. I don't care what she likes.
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850. Now head over to my place,
and if she kicks you out,
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851. you just sit outside with
a shotgun on your lap,
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852. - like you did last year, all right?
- Yes.
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853. Look, um, can I crash here
tonight, please?
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854. Yeah, okay.
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855. What's up?
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856. Look, I just found
something out that's kind of
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857. freaking me the fuck out.
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858. Okay. What is it?
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859. See, I went into this bookstore,
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860. and I got this book and
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861. inside there's just
a bunch of pictures...
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862. Check me out, man.
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863. Fucking sick, huh? Whoo.
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864. I'm a chick dressing up as a
dude who wants to be a chick.
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865. - Shut up.
- What? Who died?
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866. Shit, baby,
did somebody really die?
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867. I'm not me.
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868. I'm not me. Do you understand
what the fuck I'm saying?
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869. - Not really.
- But...
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870. Who are you then?
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871. I'm Angel Myers.
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872. Michael Myers' sister.
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873. Heh. All right, dude, even I
wouldn't fucking touch that joke.
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874. You can't kid around about that
shit. You had me going there.
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875. - You're such a good little actress...
- I am not fucking joking!
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876. All right, if you fucking
think I'm lying, look at this.
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877. All right? Look.
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878. There's me, Angel Myers.
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879. And here's my fucked-up life.
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880. Fuck.
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881. Maybe it's a mistake.
I mean.
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882. Holy shit, dude.
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883. This is fucking insane.
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884. Our next guest gained
infamy as a psychologist
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885. for America's leading serial killer.
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886. "Leading serial killer"? Well,
he's probably the most notorious.
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887. "Leading"?
- He's number one in his field.
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888. Anyway, his new book is called
The Devil Walks Among Us
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889. is available somewhere. Please
welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
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890. - Dr. Loomis.
- Hi, David. How are you?
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891. - Have a seat.
- Hi, everyone. Nice to, uh...
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892. Thank you. Thank you. Very nice.
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893. - Mr. Weird, how are you?
- Al's good.
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894. Great.
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895. Now, you've been criticized,
and in some circles, I gotta say,
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896. outright accused of profiteering
off the misery of others.
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897. I mean, how do you even
respond to that criticism?
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898. Well, you know, I think
that's completely unfounded.
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899. I always get permission
when I do the parody.
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900. No, Al, I was talking to Loomis.
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901. Oh, I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
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902. No, no, no, please. It was
fascinating, your answer.
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903. - Your turn. I'm done.
If you've got something...
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904. Ahem. Actually, I take great
issue with that statement.
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905. Besides, I might say that I've
endured quite a lot of misery of my own
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906. in order to tell this story.
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907. Yeah, everyone feels
real bad for you except...
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908. I have never, ever been
so humiliated in all my life!
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909. You were fantastic. Trust me.
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910. - Nonsense! Good night. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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911. Trick or treat.
Here you go.
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912. Thank you.
Thank you.
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913. Are you a giant?
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914. Can we be friends?
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915. Mark, come on.
Don't talk to strangers.
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916. Bye.
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917. I wanna party. I've spent
my whole fucking life being good
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918. and look where it's gotten me.
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919. Fucking nowhere.
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920. Fuck it, you guys.
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921. Are you guys with me or not?
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922. I just... I think that we
should stay back, you know.
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923. I mean, what you need
is a mellow night.
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924. - No, I don't.
- Yeah, definitely. We can just
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925. watch TV or something.
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926. Yeah, like,
order some food
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927. and figure
all this shit out.
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928. I, want...
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929. to go party!
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930. I wanna fucking get drunk.
I don't fucking care anymore.
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931. I want to fucking party!
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932. - I wanna party.
- Well, you know me. I'm totally in.
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933. Come on, she wants to party.
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934. - Please?
- Oh, please?
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935. Come on. Come on, boo-boo, please?
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936. All right, all right, all right. Fine.
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937. - Has to be a chill night, though.
- Okay, a chill night.
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938. What the fuck? Andy, are you seriously
planning on standing out here all night?
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939. - This is ridiculous.
- Hey, Annie,
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940. I just do what the boss tells me.
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941. Well, I'm the boss
of the boss,
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942. and I say move your shitbox
over there, Kojak. Okay?
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943. And don't make a federal case out
of it. Turn off the damn gumballs.
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944. I'll do what I gotta do.
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945. What the fuck are you
gonna do, jackhole?
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946. You'll find out.
- Oh. Ooh, I'll find out?
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947. Ooh. I'm shaking in my boots.
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948. Okay, why don't we get back
to the music.
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949. I get another drink.
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950. Good idea, huh?
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951. Let's go. Captain Clegg
and the Night Creatures.
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952. Yeah!
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953. Do you like my outfit?
I do, I do.
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954. What are you supposed to be?
A sexy vampire?
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955. I'm a chick who's dressing
up as a dude who wants to be a chick.
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956. But you are, you are a chick,
though, right?
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957. Watch your step.
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958. Why don't you put your hands
down my pants and find out, Wolfman?
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959. At this point I don't really care.
No, but seriously, you have a vagina?
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960. You're so cute.
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961. You're gonna like
my van, though, I promise.
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962. - You got a fucking van?
- Yeah. I got a van.
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963. It's got some drinks in there.
They're roofie-free, I swear.
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964. A "blowjob"? Is that
what you guys call them still?
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965. I call them "sucking a dick."
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966. There she is. She's a beauty.
- She is, isn't she?
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967. I had a lot of fun in
this van. And a lot of pussy.
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968. The Shaggin' Wagon.
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969. It's a work of art.
I like her...
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970. What's the difference between
a jack-o'-lantern and a blond?
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971. What?
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972. There is no difference.
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973. They both have a blank expression,
and they're hollow inside.
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974. I like them, you know what I mean?
You shut the lights off, they glow.
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975. The ladies seem to like it.
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976. Yeah? The ladies
love it?
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977. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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978. - You get laid a lot?
- I get a good amount.
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979. Hey, hold this, Blondie.
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980. Now Blondie and jack-o'-lantern
both have three holes.
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981. Hey, Gianova, do the trick. Heh-heh.
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982. Watch this. Wow.
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983. I love it.
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984. You look very pretty tonight,
by the way. Very pretty.
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985. I like your tattoos.
Are they real?
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986. - Oh, yeah. They're real.
- They're real? That's cool.
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987. - I was thinking about getting...
- These are real too.
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988. They are real. May I? That's...
They feel real.
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989. - That's... That's nice. That's nice.
- That's it?
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990. You big baby!
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991. Go home!
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992. - Talking's not working, okay?
- I'll shut up.
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993. I'm gonna shut up.
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994. Okay, look. Time out, time
out. I'll be right back.
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995. I'll be right back.
Give me one second.
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996. - Where the fuck are you going, dude?
- I gotta take a piss.
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997. I've had to pee
since I got here.
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998. I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
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999. So who says I wasn't
into the water sports?
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1000. A little golden shower.
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1001. That's gross. You're a trip. I'll
be right back. I'll be right back.
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1002. Hurry the fuck up.
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1003. Fucking hurry up, dude.
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1004. Oh, my God.
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1005. No! No! No!
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1006. Oh, my God. No!
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1007. Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
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1008. Thank you, thank you.
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1009. Dr. Donald Faber, who's a
noted abnormal psychologist...
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1010. He's not noted.
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1011. He says, "Nothing more
than a bloody horror show
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1012. showcasing Dr. Loomis'
own self-inflated ego
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1013. and never-ending quest
for fame and fortune."
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1014. Put that in your scrapbook.
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1015. How do you swallow that?
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1016. Snap!
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1017. You got snapped
on by Weird Al.
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1018. If I'd survived a shark attack, you'd
be gushing over every gory detail.
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1019. Begging me to show
the teeth marks.
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1020. God, no. Horrendous.
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1021. Are you telling me there's no difference
between Michael Myers and a shark?
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1022. Of course there is.
Good God, don't be ridiculous.
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1023. I'm a little confused.
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1024. Are we talking about the
Austin Powers Mike Myers
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1025. - or is this...?
- It's over.
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1026. Mya!
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1027. Mya!
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1028. Mya!
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1029. Looking
for me? Ha-ha-ha.
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1030. Do you know where Mya is?
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1031. What do you want from me?
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1032. It's almost time to come home, Angel.
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1033. Is she ready?
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1034. Soon.
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1035. Laurie, Laurie.
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1036. Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya.
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1037. Come on.
Oh, fuck.
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1038. Step. Steppity-steppity-step.
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1039. Hey, I so wanna go back in.
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1040. - And I wanna...
- No, no, no.
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1041. - No. We're going home.
- Hey.
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1042. Where's Harley?
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1043. I don't know.
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1044. - See, we need to go back in and...
- No.
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1045. She went to go hang out with
some dude like she always does.
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1046. She'll find her way home.
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1047. Hello?
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1048. Hey, sweetie.
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1049. Seriously, Dad.
Please stop calling.
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1050. - Okay?
- Oh. Okay.
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1051. I know you love me.
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1052. Oh, God. I love you too.
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1053. I'm glad you decided to come home.
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1054. Running away never solves
anything. Trust me, I've tried.
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1055. I'm sure they have
their reasons for not telling me.
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1056. Figure it out in the morning.
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1057. Hey, world!
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1058. Guess what.
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1059. I'm Michael Myers' sister!
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1060. I'm so fucked!
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1061. What am I gonna do,
dude?
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1062. Just take it one day at a time.
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1063. One day at a time.
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1064. - Annie was right.
Maybe she's a genius.
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1065. Home sweet home.
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1066. The place is, like, spinning.
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1067. - Want some tea?
- Yeah. What you got?
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1068. - Blended black/green tea?
- Uh-uh.
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1069. - Berry blossom...
- Yeah, berry.
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1070. - Does it have caffeine in it?
- Yeah.
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1071. No. Dude,
I can't fucking read that?
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1072. Oh, yeah, it does.
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1073. It's okay. I'll sleep like a baby
after what we went through tonight.
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1074. Mmm. These cookies are so
good. You should have a cookie.
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1075. It'll help soak up all that
alcohol rotting in your gut.
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1076. Ugh. Don't think a cookie
is gonna save me.
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1077. Oh, my head.
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1078. What the fuck?
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1079. Annie?
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1080. Annie?
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1081. Annie?
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1082. Annie?
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1083. No, please.
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1084. Now go have some fun.
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1085. Okay.
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1086. Annie?
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1087. - Annie! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, my God.
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1088. - No, baby!
Oh, my God!
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1089. Mya, Mya, Mya!
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1090. I need you to calm down. Okay.
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1091. I need you to call 911.
Please? I need you to call 911.
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1092. Go! Go!
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1093. Oh, my God! Annie!
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1094. Oh, my God, baby.
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1095. Fuck.
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1096. Baby.
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1097. Oh, my God.
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1098. There's a girl in the, um...
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1099. She's upstairs, she's...
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1100. I don't know... I don't know if she's okay.
She may be dead, but there's blood everywhere.
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1101. Stay with me.
Please stay with me. Please.
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1102. Please, I need you, okay?
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1103. Oh, my God.
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1104. Oh, my God,
I need you so much.
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1105. Baby, I'm so sorry.
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1106. Mya, hurry!
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1107. I don't know. I'm on Cherrywood
Road, I'm not at home.
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1108. I'm at... Maybe it's
avenue, uh... Hold on.
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1109. Stay on the line.
It's Cherrywood, I know that.
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1110. It's... We're at 1-5...
We're at 15 Cherry...
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1111. Mya?
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1112. Mya, what's happening?
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1113. It is him. Please go.
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1114. I'm not leaving you.
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1115. Baby, I'm gonna put you down.
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1116. No, no.
- I'm gonna put you down.
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1117. No.
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1118. Okay.
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1119. Okay. Hold on,
baby, hold on.
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1120. You know, Annie's gonna smell
this on my clothes and kill me.
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1121. Sheriff Brackett.
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1122. I just got a 911 phone call.
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1123. - So did you dispatch?
- Yes, sir, I did.
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1124. - So why are you telling me about it?
- Because, sir,
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1125. the phone call
came from your house.
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1126. No.
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1127. Please, baby, please.
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1128. - I'm gonna stay right here.
- It's okay.
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1129. No, baby, no.
I'm not leaving you.
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1130. It's okay. Go.
- No, I'm not gonna leave you.
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1131. Baby? Baby? Baby?
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1132. Annie?
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1133. Annie? Stay with me.
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1134. Stay with me. Stay with me,
baby. Stay with me, okay?
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1135. You gotta stay with me.
You gotta.
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1136. Annie, stay with me.
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1137. Annie?
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1138. Annie? Annie?
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1139. Annie?
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1140. Don't leave me, baby.
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1141. Annie.
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1142. Please, sheriff, you don't wanna go
in there. L... Let me handle this.
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1143. Where is she?
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1144. You don't wanna go in there,
sheriff.
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1145. No.
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1146. Oh, God.
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1147. Oh, no. Annie.
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1148. Annie! God, no.
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1149. God, please.
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1150. Oh, God. No!
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1151. No!
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1152. Stop!
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1153. Stop, please!
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1154. Please stop!
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1155. Stop! Please!
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1156. Stop!
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1157. Please!
Please stop!
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1158. Stop, please!
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1159. Stop!
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1160. Stop!
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1161. Stop.
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1162. Please stop. Stop, please.
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1163. Stop.
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1164. Hey.
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1165. Hey.
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1166. - Are you okay?
- He's coming. Please.
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1167. - He's coming. He's coming.
- No one's coming.
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1168. - It's okay.
- He's... He's gonna kill me.
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1169. - Please!
- It's okay.
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1170. I gotta take you
to a hospital, okay?
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1171. We're gonna go to a hospital,
and everything's okay.
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1172. It's okay. It's okay.
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1173. Hurry.
- It's okay.
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1174. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
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1175. You're all right. You're
all right. It's okay.
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1176. Chief.
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1177. We got another body
up on Eagle Road.
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1178. We got a witness.
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1179. She saw a large man carrying
a girl away from a crash.
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1180. The state police believe the perp
is barricaded inside of a shack
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1181. just north of the crash site.
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1182. Okay.
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1183. Want me to handle it?
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1184. - I think maybe you should drive.
- Yes, sir.
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1185. People, roll out.
Going to Eagle Road.
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1186. Who are you?
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1187. You know who I am, Angel.
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1188. Now,
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1189. repeat after me:
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1190. I love you, Mommy.
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1191. I love you, Mommy.
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1192. I love you, Mommy.
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1193. I love you, Mommy.
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1194. I love you, Mommy.
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1195. I love you, Mommy.
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1196. I love you, Mommy.
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1197. Mommy, I love you! Please!
Please don't!
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1198. Let me go! Let me go!
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1199. You are surrounded.
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1200. Come out with your hands up.
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1201. - Help! Help, please!
I repeat.
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1202. You are surrounded.
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1203. - Come out with your hands up.
Don't! Please!
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1204. Treasury purchases today
to keep that 10-year yield below 3 percent.
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1205. That's a big issue. When stock traders start
talking about treasury yields, pay attention.
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1206. You're an asshole.
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1207. This is breaking news.
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1208. This is Chopper
2. I wanna take you below.
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1209. This situation is just incredible.
I can't believe what I'm reporting,
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1210. but a man who police believe to be
deceased serial killer Michael Myers
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1211. has taken a hostage,
now identified as Laurie Strode.
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1212. Miss Strode allegedly shot
and killed Myers herself
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1213. after being abducted
on Halloween night.
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1214. And as if this story couldn't get more
twisted, it was revealed earlier today...
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1215. God, no.
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1216. Come out with your hands up.
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1217. You're surrounded.
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1218. Tell me you got a shot, Caleb.
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1219. - No, I can't get a clean shot.
- Damn it.
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1220. In the shack. You're surrounded.
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1221. There is no escape.
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1222. Come out with your hands up.
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1223. - Waste of fucking time.
- Chief.
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1224. No sniper has a clean shot.
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1225. Hey, hey, hey! Get this vehicle
out of here. Sir, get back in the car.
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1226. Hold this.
- Sheriff!
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1227. Sheriff.
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1228. Get up. Get up.
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1229. There's an innocent girl in there
I might have kept safe
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1230. but for your greedy
fucking book.
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1231. I wanna shoot you.
I wanna shoot you so bad.
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1232. I wanna shoot him.
I wanna shoot him!
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1233. - I wanna fucking shoot him!
Sheriff, please.
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1234. You son of a bitch!
You don't deserve to live.
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1235. Please, I just
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1236. came here because
I wanted to help.
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1237. There is nothing
that you have to say
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1238. that I wanna hear.
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1239. Sheriff, please.
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1240. You must trust me.
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1241. Look, this is pointless.
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1242. Michael's never gonna respond
to hostage negotiations.
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1243. Get him the fuck out of here.
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1244. Listen, I can draw him out.
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1245. I can draw him out.
I need to do this.
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1246. - Please, let me do this.
- Get him the fuck out of here!
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1247. All right, all right, all right!
I can walk from here, okay.
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1248. Get out of there!
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1249. Sheriff! I owe you.
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1250. - I owe you this.
- Goddamn it!
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1251. - Stand down!
Stand down!
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1252. Michael.
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1253. She...
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1254. needs to come with me.
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1255. - Come on.
- L... I can't.
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1256. He's holding me down.
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1257. What?
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1258. Listen to me, Laurie. There's
no one holding you down.
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1259. Let me go!
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1260. Listen to me, Laurie,
listen! Stop!
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1261. Let me go!
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1262. - Listen to me!
Let go of me!
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1263. Stop it!
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1264. - Stop! It's all in your mind.
- No! No!
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1265. - It's all in your mind!
- Let me go!
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1266. - We are ready.
- Stop!
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1267. It is time, Michael.
- Stop!
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1268. - Take us home.
- Stop!
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1269. Stop!
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1270. Michael, for God in hell...
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1271. Die!
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1272. Now!
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1273. Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
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