1. Do you like your present?Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. What's wrong, Michael?Copy !req
4. It reminds me of something.Copy !req
5. What? What does it remind you of?Copy !req
6. Just a dream that I had last night.Copy !req
7. What Kind of dream? Was it
a good dream or was it a bad dream?Copy !req
8. It was a good dream.
A really good dream.Copy !req
9. You were dressed in all white,
liKe a ghost.Copy !req
10. LiKe a really beautiful ghost.Copy !req
11. You were walKing down this white
hallway with this big white horse...Copy !req
12. saying you were gonna
come and taKe me bacK home.Copy !req
13. I wish I could taKe you home, honey.
I miss you there.Copy !req
14. I miss you too.Copy !req
15. Whenever you looK at the horse,
you can thinK of Mommy, oKay?Copy !req
16. - OKay.
- OKay.Copy !req
17. - Are you ticKlish?
- No.Copy !req
18. - I forgot. I thought you were.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
19. Yes, you are.
That's the face I wanna see.Copy !req
20. - OKay? Cheer up.
- OKay.Copy !req
21. - All right.
- OKay. No more gloom.Copy !req
22. - OKay.
- OKay.Copy !req
23. Laurie?Copy !req
24. Laurie, is that you?Copy !req
25. Laurie? Laurie?Copy !req
26. Stop, stop. Stop, stop, sweetie.
Stop.Copy !req
27. Stop. It's Sheriff BracKett.Copy !req
28. Laurie, give me the gun.Copy !req
29. That's it. Just give me the gun.Copy !req
30. That's it. Easy.Copy !req
31. Easy, sweetie. Easy.Copy !req
32. I Killed him.Copy !req
33. The man.Copy !req
34. I climbed in the wall, I fell.Copy !req
35. OKay. All right, sweetie.Copy !req
36. - Sweetie. It's oKay.
- I Killed him.Copy !req
37. - I Killed him.
- It's oKay. It's all right. It's all right.Copy !req
38. I want you to come with me, oKay?Copy !req
39. Please!Copy !req
40. What is happening? Where am I?
Where am I?Copy !req
41. We're gonna need Neuro,
Ortho, Trauma, X-ray!Copy !req
42. Am I-? Am I gonna die?Copy !req
43. Am I gonna die?Copy !req
44. Am I-? Am I gonna die?Copy !req
45. Heads up, everybody.
Clear. MaKe a path.Copy !req
46. We're losing him.
Altered mental status...Copy !req
47. unKnown injury.
BP is 79 over 40.Copy !req
48. What the hell happened
to this Kid anyway?Copy !req
49. I don't Know. I thought it was
a car accident. I'm very confused.Copy !req
50. At least Neurosurgery
cleared her head.Copy !req
51. - We don't have to do anything with that.
- Right.Copy !req
52. She's gonna need Plastic, but that's
the least of her worries right now.Copy !req
53. - Come on.
- Pull me down the stairs.Copy !req
54. - Lift up your end.
- Come on, pull it up.Copy !req
55. Cut.Copy !req
56. On three. Nice and easy.
One, two, three!Copy !req
57. - Let's go feet first.
- Feels liKe he's made of lead.Copy !req
58. Wait, wait, wait. PicK him up.Copy !req
59. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
60. He weighs a ton.Copy !req
61. LooKs good.Copy !req
62. It'll hold. At least for now.Copy !req
63. Strap him down tight.Copy !req
64. I don't need that behemoth
banging around bacK there.Copy !req
65. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't
my first fucKing corpse, rodeo.Copy !req
66. Just close it up when you're done.Copy !req
67. When the boys get him
over to county...Copy !req
68. maKe sure that
they locK the place up tight.Copy !req
69. I don't want any surprises
till I get there in the morning.Copy !req
70. No problem. On first sight...Copy !req
71. I'd say cause of death
is fairly obvious.Copy !req
72. I'd say that there's nothing obvious
about anything that happened tonight.Copy !req
73. Not a goddamn thing.Copy !req
74. The son of a bitch was heavy, huh?Copy !req
75. Six guys to lift one stiff.Copy !req
76. Did you get a looK
at the naKed chicK?Copy !req
77. Man, she was F-I-N-E, fine.Copy !req
78. Yeah. She still looKed fresh.Copy !req
79. I heard a story about
a couple of meat wagon boys...Copy !req
80. fucKing corpses over in Essex.Copy !req
81. I ain't never had the urge till tonight.Copy !req
82. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa!
Come on!Copy !req
83. BracKett even thinKs he hears you
joKing about that...Copy !req
84. - ... and you're out of here on your ass.
- I wouldn't ever do it.Copy !req
85. - Oh, yeah?
- I'm just saying.Copy !req
86. She still looKed good to me.
Nice little titties hanging out.Copy !req
87. - Come on, that's disgusting. Stop it.
- I got wood just Ziploc'ing her up.Copy !req
88. Stop. Shut up. Please.Copy !req
89. I'm just saying, man.Copy !req
90. Hey.Copy !req
91. What's the difference
between jam and jelly?Copy !req
92. I don't Know. What?Copy !req
93. You can't jelly your cocK
up a dead girl's ass.Copy !req
94. I Knew that one.Copy !req
95. Cow! Cow!Copy !req
96. Shit. Oh, shit.Copy !req
97. Oh, fucK. HooKs. HooKs.Copy !req
98. HooKs. HooKs.Copy !req
99. FucK! FucK! FucK!Copy !req
100. FucK! FucK. FucK.Copy !req
101. Oh, God.Copy !req
102. FucK. FucK.Copy !req
103. FucK!Copy !req
104. Oh, fucK!Copy !req
105. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
106. HooKs.Copy !req
107. HooKs, HooKs, HooKs.
HooKs, HooKs.Copy !req
108. Help me. Help please.Copy !req
109. Help me.Copy !req
110. Help. Help.Copy !req
111. Please, help. Help me!Copy !req
112. Help me. Hey.Copy !req
113. So I told her. I said, "Girl, if you thinK
I'm letting you handle ThanKsgiving...Copy !req
114. then I'm ordering Chinese. "Copy !req
115. Octavia, it's a pleasure that
you're embracing life this way.Copy !req
116. - I love seeing you.
- She's bringing Miriam down.Copy !req
117. - Not the dog!
- That yapping dog that peed...Copy !req
118. all over my new couch.Copy !req
119. You are gonna have to
cooK that dog for ThanKsgiving.Copy !req
120. Honey, I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
121. - Hold down the fort.
- All right, doc.Copy !req
122. - I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.Copy !req
123. Annie?Copy !req
124. Oh, Annie.Copy !req
125. Oh, baby.Copy !req
126. Oh, Annie.Copy !req
127. Oh, Annie. Please don't die.
Please, please, please don't die.Copy !req
128. Please, Miss Strode.Copy !req
129. You cannot be in here.Copy !req
130. I just wanted to sit here with her.
Please, I won't bother her.Copy !req
131. You need to go to your own room.Copy !req
132. - You need rest as much as she does.
- A few minutes.Copy !req
133. Just a few minutes. Please.Copy !req
134. Come on.
Let's get you bacK into bed.Copy !req
135. You're doing good, sweetie.
Doing good. All right.Copy !req
136. Nurse Daniels, please report to
Emergency Room A.Copy !req
137. - You need help getting to your room?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
138. Nurse Daniels, please report to
Emergency Room A.Copy !req
139. Nurse, I...Copy !req
140. I need something for my head.Copy !req
141. Hello?Copy !req
142. I'm getting really dizzy.Copy !req
143. Nurse, I need something
for my head.Copy !req
144. Help!Copy !req
145. Help!Copy !req
146. Help! Somebody! Please!Copy !req
147. Help! Help!Copy !req
148. Oh, goddamn it.Copy !req
149. This is just fucKing great.Copy !req
150. - Help me, please! Help me!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
151. What the Christ are you doing here?Copy !req
152. You're gonna freeze your ass off
out here.Copy !req
153. - Please! Please! Please!
- Here, easy.Copy !req
154. - LooK, just sit down. Here, here.
- Please!Copy !req
155. Put this on before they blame me
for you catching pneumonia.Copy !req
156. The nurse is dead. The nurse is-Copy !req
157. No, no, it's going to be oKay.
Listen, it's going to be all right.Copy !req
158. I worK here. My name is Buddy.Copy !req
159. - OKay, it's going to be fine.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
160. I've gotta get you bacK.Copy !req
161. - Just let me go get my car, oKay?
- Please! Please!Copy !req
162. - It'll just taKe a second.
- No, no!Copy !req
163. No, honey, it'll just taKe a second.Copy !req
164. - Please don't leave me.
- The car is right out there.Copy !req
165. LooK, looK, here. Here, here.Copy !req
166. Just drinK what's left of this
till I get bacK, oKay?Copy !req
167. OKay? And I promise,
I'll be bacK in just a second.Copy !req
168. - No, please.
- Nobody's gonna hurt you, honey.Copy !req
169. It'll be all right. Here,
I'm gonna locK this door, oKay?Copy !req
170. One second...Copy !req
171. and then I will pull up
right here, oKay?Copy !req
172. All right.Copy !req
173. Buddy!Copy !req
174. Buddy, please.Copy !req
175. Buddy, please come bacK!Copy !req
176. Buddy!Copy !req
177. Buddy!Copy !req
178. I'm sorry.Copy !req
179. This old car doesn't always
liKe to start...Copy !req
180. especially in the rain.Copy !req
181. Everything will be fine, oKay?Copy !req
182. No! Buddy!Copy !req
183. Somebody! Somebody, please!Copy !req
184. Help me! Help me, please!Copy !req
185. No!Copy !req
186. Come on.Copy !req
187. He's dead.Copy !req
188. He's fucKing dead.Copy !req
189. Oh, fucK.Copy !req
190. Oh, God.Copy !req
191. I am running ragged this morning.Copy !req
192. - Morning.
- Running ragged.Copy !req
193. Good morning.Copy !req
194. - Did you hear Laurie last night?
- Yes, Dad.Copy !req
195. I hear her every night. Please,
God, don't say anything to her.Copy !req
196. I won't. I won't.Copy !req
197. Want some egg whites?Copy !req
198. No. I thinK I'm gonna get me one
of them sticKy buns on the way in.Copy !req
199. That's great. Pastry for breaKfast.Copy !req
200. Seriously, 500 calories
of sugar and shit.Copy !req
201. I Know it, I Know it.Copy !req
202. - Morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
203. Good morning, sunshine.Copy !req
204. - I got to go.
- Hey, slow your roll for one second.Copy !req
205. Please do not forget
to picK up the pizza.Copy !req
206. And whole-wheat crust.Copy !req
207. God, Annie.Copy !req
208. Why don't we just have them taKe
the cheese and put it on cardboard?Copy !req
209. - Aren't you late?
- Cardboard's got a lot of fiber.Copy !req
210. - And it's cheap.
- No meat.Copy !req
211. Rough night?Copy !req
212. Did you hear me?Copy !req
213. Just a little.Copy !req
214. God. Just when I thinK
I can get bacK to...Copy !req
215. something as simple as sleep,
it's liKe...Copy !req
216. right bacK at me.Copy !req
217. Do you wanna tell me about it?Copy !req
218. Nah.Copy !req
219. I don't remember much.Copy !req
220. It was a hospital one.Copy !req
221. I haven't had one of those in a while.Copy !req
222. Guess I Know what I'll be
yaKKing about in therapy today.Copy !req
223. One day at a time, babe.Copy !req
224. One day at a time.Copy !req
225. I don't Know, I just- I waKe up
and I feel liKe I can't even breathe.Copy !req
226. They seem to be getting worse.Copy !req
227. I'm- I'm concerned...Copy !req
228. but, gosh, I can't say
that I'm surprised.Copy !req
229. I mean, it's Halloween and Halloween
is a big trigger point for you, isn't it?Copy !req
230. Barbara...Copy !req
231. I Know Michael Myers is dead.Copy !req
232. I Know he's not gonna come bacK
just because of some stupid holiday.Copy !req
233. - Laurie, they never found his body.
- So?Copy !req
234. So it's very hard for you
to get closure on this.Copy !req
235. I mean, he's objectively dead
but he's living in your mind...Copy !req
236. and he's living in your heart
and your emotions.Copy !req
237. So that's the reality
that we have to heal you from.Copy !req
238. The natives are getting restless.Copy !req
239. You were supposed to
be here 45 minutes ago.Copy !req
240. Everybody has been completely briefed
on why we are here.Copy !req
241. They Know the drill
so I don't foresee any problems.Copy !req
242. Everything is Kosher,
as my people say.Copy !req
243. I Know these journalists
personally, they're cool.Copy !req
244. Trust me, they are cool.Copy !req
245. So I feel liKe this should be
really a positive experience...Copy !req
246. you Know, and be really good
for the booK.Copy !req
247. Did you just mention "journalists,"
"cool" and "positive"...Copy !req
248. all in the same sentence
without throwing up?Copy !req
249. - Yes, why? Is that a problem?
- It's just quite an oxymoron, my dear.Copy !req
250. LooK, can you just level with me?Copy !req
251. Is there going to be
a problem today?Copy !req
252. You are quite an odd one, aren't you?Copy !req
253. - Hello.
- Can we just not get personal?Copy !req
254. LooK at this. No!Copy !req
255. LooK, it's the wrong photograph!Copy !req
256. I mean, this is old Loomis.
This is new.Copy !req
257. Yes, well, old Loomis increases sales
by 25 percent, oKay? So just-Copy !req
258. I'm not going in there
until you get me...Copy !req
259. a cup of PG tips with a splash
of milK, and I want it sizzling hot.Copy !req
260. PG what?Copy !req
261. Tea?Copy !req
262. We don't have time.Copy !req
263. Fine. Fine, I'll go find you some.Copy !req
264. - Two percent.
- Two percent.Copy !req
265. Wow, the princess of punctuality
is a little late.Copy !req
266. Alert the authorities.
Laurie has been replaced by a pod.Copy !req
267. Whoa, wait, I'm early.
I worKed overtime last night.Copy !req
268. See, you're too together.
No, you gotta loosen up a little, babe.Copy !req
269. You Know, bring some anarchy
to the party.Copy !req
270. So you're saying I can start
showing up whenever I want?Copy !req
271. Not on my dime, sister.Copy !req
272. You can save the slacKer shit...Copy !req
273. for those corporate bloodsucKers
who can afford it.Copy !req
274. That's why we're going
down the toilet.Copy !req
275. Since 1946, this country has
been under the military-industrial-Copy !req
276. - FucK the man.
- Right on, sister.Copy !req
277. You're really interested.
I Know, I Know.Copy !req
278. I give in. You win.
The old man caves again.Copy !req
279. - What's up with him?
- I don't Know.Copy !req
280. Are you gonna come
and rocK balls...Copy !req
281. with Harley and me
at the Phantom Jam?Copy !req
282. Hells yeah.Copy !req
283. But I'm not sure if I'm down
with the whole costume concept.Copy !req
284. What? OKay, wait.
ThinK of it liKe this.Copy !req
285. It's so lame that
it's totally cool again.Copy !req
286. Well, I still liKe my idea better.Copy !req
287. What up, dicK-licKers?Copy !req
288. Could you please convince
Miss Too-Coolio-for-Schoolio...Copy !req
289. our costume idea is totally rad?Copy !req
290. Dude, sucK it up, ho. We got a fucKing
theme going on. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
291. Plus we got you
that sicK maid outfit...Copy !req
292. and dudes dig the domestic.Copy !req
293. Come on, you guys,
it's borderline drama-class nerd.Copy !req
294. - Own it.
- What do I have to do?Copy !req
295. Stand on this chair and show
the old hippie dude my tits?Copy !req
296. - No.
- Oh, Meat!Copy !req
297. - ChecK out my lady lumps!
- No, no.Copy !req
298. - I'll wear it. Put down your fucKing shirt.
- You give in too easy.Copy !req
299. All right, you guys ready for it?Copy !req
300. - For what?
- Are you ready?Copy !req
301. KicK out the jams, motherfucKer!Copy !req
302. Michael, I'm sorry to tell you this...Copy !req
303. but your mother
has passed away.Copy !req
304. She'll be back.Copy !req
305. No, I'm afraid she won't be
coming to see you anymore.Copy !req
306. I'll see her again,
but I won't see you.Copy !req
307. Ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Samuel Loomis...Copy !req
308. author of The Devil Walks
Among Us, in stores October 31 st.Copy !req
309. ThanK you all and welcome.Copy !req
310. Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
311. Do you feel personally responsible for
the deaths of as many as 15 victims?Copy !req
312. I have tremendous sympathy
for all the families involved.Copy !req
313. And do I personally feel responsible?
Ma'am, no, I do not.Copy !req
314. And I've said that many times.Copy !req
315. It's just awful and...Copy !req
316. I was very nearly a victim myself.Copy !req
317. I'm not a psychic SherlocK Holmes
playing Superman.Copy !req
318. Since the authorities haven't
been able to produce a body...Copy !req
319. do you thinK Michael
is alive or dead?Copy !req
320. Will he kill again?Copy !req
321. Here we go again.Copy !req
322. LooK, let me maKe things
nice and sparKling clear.Copy !req
323. Michael Myers is fucKing dead!Copy !req
324. Now, do you brain-dead
gossip mongers...Copy !req
325. want me to spell it out for you?
D- E-A-D!Copy !req
326. Michael.Copy !req
327. Halloween is coming.Copy !req
328. You have to get ready.Copy !req
329. We are counting on you
to bring us home this year.Copy !req
330. I won't let you down.Copy !req
331. I Know you won't, baby.Copy !req
332. I love you, Mama.Copy !req
333. I love you too, Michael.Copy !req
334. It's that same guy who's been coming.
You seen him before?Copy !req
335. - Yeah, it's the same bum.
- Stealing our shit.Copy !req
336. - I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy.
- MotherfucKer.Copy !req
337. Can't have drifters just coming in here
and taKing whatever they want.Copy !req
338. What y'all gonna do?Copy !req
339. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
340. Shut up, Ivan. We see him.Copy !req
341. Let's do it.Copy !req
342. You're just gonna scare him.Copy !req
343. - Daddy, what the fucK?
- Safety.Copy !req
344. Hey, you stupid, slimy dicK.Copy !req
345. I told you if you came on this land
again, I'd beat the fucK out of you.Copy !req
346. What the fucK you thinK
you're doing here?Copy !req
347. As big as he is dumb, man.Copy !req
348. LooK at that.
He's about 7-foot of fucK-tard.Copy !req
349. I'm talKing to you, shit-heel.Copy !req
350. You stupid fucK!Copy !req
351. I'm talKing to you!Copy !req
352. What's wrong with this
son of a bitch?Copy !req
353. Give him a taste of that here.Copy !req
354. - All right.
- Hey! No! You'll fucKing Kill him.Copy !req
355. - Wanna go to jail for Killing that turd?
- One more shot. Shut up!Copy !req
356. Chris, KnocK it off.Copy !req
357. - Big man.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
358. - Come on, Daddy.
- Don't you come bacK, son of a bitch.Copy !req
359. Man, that was a professional
ass-whupping there.Copy !req
360. I'm jacKed.Copy !req
361. - You oKay?
- Shut up, Ivan!Copy !req
362. I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do,
just fucKing leave him out here?Copy !req
363. Get in the trucK.Copy !req
364. Come on now. Chop-chop.Copy !req
365. - Get in the trucK.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
366. I am so sorry.Copy !req
367. Shut up, Ivan.Copy !req
368. Seriously.Copy !req
369. - Jump up.
- You didn't need to...Copy !req
370. fucKing beat him to a pulp.Copy !req
371. - I told the guy.
- FucK that.Copy !req
372. Oh, my God!Copy !req
373. FucK!Copy !req
374. No, Daddy!Copy !req
375. What are you doing?
I said I was fucKing sorry!Copy !req
376. Pizza.Copy !req
377. - Dude, you didn't get whole wheat.
- I forgot.Copy !req
378. Anybody hungry?Copy !req
379. - Starving liKe Marvin.
- Starving liKe Marvin.Copy !req
380. Has anybody at this table
ever wondered...Copy !req
381. who Marvin is?Copy !req
382. I mean, the original Marvin
who was starving Marvin?Copy !req
383. - What?
- Was it-? Was it Lee Marvin?Copy !req
384. Who's Lee Marvin?Copy !req
385. "Who's Lee Marvin?"Copy !req
386. Did I stutter?Copy !req
387. Paint Your Wagon.
The Professionals. Lee Marvin.Copy !req
388. Cat Ballou?Copy !req
389. Cat Ballou. He was great in Cat Ballou.Copy !req
390. I can't believe you guys haven't seen
it. He was liKe playing this drunK...Copy !req
391. but he's liKe the greatest gun
in the West.Copy !req
392. At one point he's liKe...Copy !req
393. talKing about being a gunslinger.Copy !req
394. And he misses the barn.Copy !req
395. I wanna thanK the both of you for
maKing me feel as old as Methuselah.Copy !req
396. All I Know is I hope that dead, rotting
flesh didn't bump on my pineapple.Copy !req
397. A little dead, rotting flesh
never hurt anybody.Copy !req
398. God. Do we have to do this
every time we eat together?Copy !req
399. We need to get you off
the animal products, Mr. B.Copy !req
400. - Not gonna happen.
- Man was meant to eat meat.Copy !req
401. We, all of us,
have a little bit of caveman in us.Copy !req
402. God.Copy !req
403. How is it possible that every father...Copy !req
404. perfects the art of humiliating
their offspring?Copy !req
405. What? It's cute.Copy !req
406. Hang on.Copy !req
407. God.Copy !req
408. - Here.
- ThanKs.Copy !req
409. Sorry I was such a bitch earlier.Copy !req
410. OKay.Copy !req
411. Where have you been?
I've been waiting.Copy !req
412. You Know
I can't come here anymore.Copy !req
413. My time here is over.Copy !req
414. - You're here now.
- Michael...Copy !req
415. you Know I'm not really here.Copy !req
416. I wanna show you something.Copy !req
417. All right.Copy !req
418. I found her.Copy !req
419. I found Boo.Copy !req
420. My baby.Copy !req
421. Can we be a family again?Copy !req
422. Not yet, Michael.Copy !req
423. Not yet.Copy !req
424. Oh, fucK.Copy !req
425. Come here, buddy.Copy !req
426. So, Dr. Loomis, tell me. How long
do you plan on staying in town?Copy !req
427. Please. Sam.Copy !req
428. ThanK you.
Well, I could stay a few extra days.Copy !req
429. - Excuse me, Dr. Loomis-
- I'm in the middle of something.Copy !req
430. Could I speaK to you? Please?Copy !req
431. - What?
- Please?Copy !req
432. Excuse me, my dear.
I won't be one second.Copy !req
433. What?Copy !req
434. OKay, I am all for selling booKs.
All right?Copy !req
435. God Knows I've done some things
that I'm not proud of...Copy !req
436. but this is disgusting.
I did not agree to this bacKdrop.Copy !req
437. What's next?
Heading over to the cemetery...Copy !req
438. and dancing on
the victims' graves?Copy !req
439. LooK, I don't thinK you
quite understand...Copy !req
440. - ... what I'm trying to accomplish here.
- Well, fair enough. I don't.Copy !req
441. Explain it to me.
I would really liKe to understand.Copy !req
442. I'm selling the sizzle, not the steaK.Copy !req
443. - The sizzle?
- Yes.Copy !req
444. The sizzle. It's bad taste is what it is.Copy !req
445. My God, it's business, woman!
Business.Copy !req
446. Besides, bad taste is the petrol
that drives the American dream.Copy !req
447. I thinK it's a mistaKe.Copy !req
448. - Oh, yeah, you do, do you?
- Yes.Copy !req
449. Well, when I want your opinion,
I'll beat it out of you.Copy !req
450. Die, you fucking bitch!Copy !req
451. You fucking bitch!
I'm gonna fucking kill you.Copy !req
452. I'm gonna fuck you-Copy !req
453. FucKing die, you fucKing bitch!Copy !req
454. You fucking cunt!Copy !req
455. Fucking bitch!Copy !req
456. Please, Laurie, please!Copy !req
457. You fucKing-
Die, you fucKing bitch!Copy !req
458. Laurie! Laurie, Laurie, Laurie!Copy !req
459. For most of us, Michael Myers
is a mysterious legend of evil.Copy !req
460. But for Dr. Samuel Loomis...Copy !req
461. the bogeyman is all too real.Copy !req
462. There have been rumors circulating
as to the content of your new book.Copy !req
463. - What can you tell me?
- Well...Copy !req
464. after my last encounter
with Michael...Copy !req
465. some startling facts
came to light...Copy !req
466. and I just thought that
the public ought to know.Copy !req
467. Such as?Copy !req
468. Read the book, as they say.Copy !req
469. Weren't you horrified that
Michael's body went missing?Copy !req
470. No, not really.Copy !req
471. How you can lose a body, you
know, transporting it from A to B.Copy !req
472. You better ask
the sheriff's department that one.Copy !req
473. Well, do you think that the body
will reappear?Copy !req
474. Yes, probably. You know,
somewhere it'll reappear...Copy !req
475. along with the Elephant Man's
bones at some sideshow.Copy !req
476. But as my old Aunt Miri
used to say:.Copy !req
477. "Freaks will always
find their way home. "Copy !req
478. "Hey, Howard.Copy !req
479. Can't afford the new tits.
Can you loan me some bones?"Copy !req
480. FucKing whore.Copy !req
481. Hey! Hey, Misty, come here.Copy !req
482. Come on, it's on.
Come on, it's finally on.Copy !req
483. I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move
your ass. Come here. LooK at this!Copy !req
484. Oh, my God, baby.Copy !req
485. LooK at that. I'm incredible.Copy !req
486. - the smile you'll have on
your face at the Rabbit In Red...Copy !req
487. when you see some of my girls
dance because they are fantastic.Copy !req
488. Hey, Howard,
where are those drinKs?Copy !req
489. Hey, boss. That's right,
they love you, man.Copy !req
490. - That's why the whole town loves you.
- Yeah, they love me.Copy !req
491. They love me liKe cancer,
that's how much.Copy !req
492. You looK liKe that big guy.Copy !req
493. The shit falls on his head.Copy !req
494. "Grandfather, I'm mad,
I'm pissed off.Copy !req
495. Hey, where's my daughter with the
cans and the blond hair and the-?"Copy !req
496. What are you talKing about?Copy !req
497. Yeah. Green maKes you
looK sexy, baby.Copy !req
498. Green. That suits you, man.Copy !req
499. It really suits you.
It's liKe the color of money.Copy !req
500. - That's a good one.
- Here, Howard. TaKe out the trash.Copy !req
501. TaKe out the trash, Howard.Copy !req
502. He's good at taKing out the trash.Copy !req
503. I'm funny.Copy !req
504. Yeah, I'm the big joKe.Copy !req
505. Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet.
Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
506. Enjoy the fucKing herpes, old man.Copy !req
507. - I got an aura.
- You got an aura, baby.Copy !req
508. You have an aura.
You got two auras.Copy !req
509. - You're so bad.
- Really?Copy !req
510. - Auras are popping out.
- Let me see those auras.Copy !req
511. Two-faced bitch.Copy !req
512. FucKing Hoss. I'm fucKing
Hop Sing doing all the chores.Copy !req
513. You bitch.Copy !req
514. "Yeah, Howard.Copy !req
515. Can I have some money for
my dad's blood transfusion?"Copy !req
516. What the fucK you doing, man...Copy !req
517. sneaKing around bacK here?Copy !req
518. Hey.Copy !req
519. The boss don't liKe you bums
hanging out bacK here...Copy !req
520. rooting around
through the Dumpsters.Copy !req
521. So get a move on.Copy !req
522. LooK, man.Copy !req
523. Don't give me no reason.Copy !req
524. I already sent
some sorry fucKing jag-off...Copy !req
525. to the emergency room tonight.Copy !req
526. So...Copy !req
527. I suggest you
taKe the easy road out...Copy !req
528. and hit the bricKs, Dorothy.Copy !req
529. Trust me...Copy !req
530. you filthy, dirty hippie...Copy !req
531. you don't wanna be doing that.Copy !req
532. Copy that, downtown?Copy !req
533. FucK.Copy !req
534. It's technically Halloween, baby.Copy !req
535. How'd you liKe to be fucKed
by the FranKenstein monster, huh?Copy !req
536. You're my bride of FranKenstein.Copy !req
537. Big, green, scary monster!Copy !req
538. Oh, no. Oh, I'm so scared.Copy !req
539. - Titties good.
- No.Copy !req
540. Ass good.Copy !req
541. I'm gonna give it to you good.Copy !req
542. I'm gonna give you
my jolly green giant.Copy !req
543. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
544. What are you doing?
Get the fucK out of here.Copy !req
545. Come on, get the fucK out of here,
motherfucKer.Copy !req
546. You're gonna stare me down?Copy !req
547. Stare this down, motherfucKer!Copy !req
548. Come on now! I'll fucKing blow two
holes right through your fucKing masK.Copy !req
549. I been to Nam. I'll taKe you out,
you hear me? I'll fucKing-Copy !req
550. What are you doing?Copy !req
551. Open the door! No!Copy !req
552. No! Open the door!Copy !req
553. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
554. You fucKing did it!Copy !req
555. FucK, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
556. - Hello?
- Hey, princess.Copy !req
557. Hey, Dad. What's up?Copy !req
558. Listen, is Laurie around?Copy !req
559. I'd like to talk to her.Copy !req
560. No, she left before I got up.
Why, what's up?Copy !req
561. Well, could you do me a favor?Copy !req
562. Could you find her
and then call me when you do?Copy !req
563. Why? What's going on?Copy !req
564. Sweetie, I gotta tell you
about that later.Copy !req
565. Could you just do me
that favor, please?Copy !req
566. - Everything oKay?
- Everything is fine.Copy !req
567. I just need to talK to her, sweetie.
OKay?Copy !req
568. Are you a real redhead? ThanK you.
Have a good one.Copy !req
569. - Here you go.
- ThanKs.Copy !req
570. It's going very well, indeed.
Well done.Copy !req
571. Yes, looK at the crowd.
It's great. Great.Copy !req
572. Right, well done.Copy !req
573. - ThanK you.
- Can you maKe it out to-?Copy !req
574. - I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett.
- Calm down, calm down.Copy !req
575. - Big deep breath.
- ThanKs.Copy !req
576. Chett Johns.
No, no, actually, you Know what?Copy !req
577. - Chett, the bringer of death.
- OKay.Copy !req
578. That's Chett with two T's.Copy !req
579. - Chett, the bringer of...
- The bringer of...Copy !req
580. death. Oh, man,
that is so awesome.Copy !req
581. - There.
- ThanKs. I wanted to let you Know...Copy !req
582. that Michael is so much
deeper than those other guys.Copy !req
583. LiKe Dahmer and that bitch Bundy...Copy !req
584. because he eats at the core
of the victim's soul, you Know?Copy !req
585. - How people ostracize those-
- All right. Well, thanKs so much.Copy !req
586. - You're the man.
- You're the man!Copy !req
587. - You're the man, dude.
- ThanK you.Copy !req
588. - You're awesome. ThanK you.
- ThanK you.Copy !req
589. Jesus. Well, we always have one,
don't we?Copy !req
590. Hi. How are you?Copy !req
591. Do you want me to sign this?
What?Copy !req
592. You don't recognize her?Copy !req
593. - Why? Should I?
- I'm not surprised.Copy !req
594. TaKe a really good looK at her.Copy !req
595. - Oh, she's beautiful.
- She was beautiful.Copy !req
596. This is my daughter.Copy !req
597. Lynda.Copy !req
598. - Your monster Killed her.
- Whoa, whoa, wait.Copy !req
599. - He butchered her.
- You have my deepest sympathy.Copy !req
600. Do I have your deepest sympathy,
you fucKing pig?Copy !req
601. - I'm truly sorry.
- You Killer.Copy !req
602. - No, I didn't Kill anyone.
- You Killer!Copy !req
603. All right, just calm down.
It's all right.Copy !req
604. You butchered my baby. BacK up!Copy !req
605. You butchered my baby!Copy !req
606. - Can we get somebody-?
- I'm gonna get you, Loomis.Copy !req
607. Get your hands off me.
Get your goddamn hands off me!Copy !req
608. It's all right. Everyone,
just calm down. Calm down.Copy !req
609. - All right, I'm fine.
- Everything's under control.Copy !req
610. - Son of a bitch!
- He's got a gun!Copy !req
611. - I'm gonna Kill you, Loomis!
- Jesus.Copy !req
612. I'm gonna Kill you, goddamn it!Copy !req
613. I mean, the police said
that it wasn't even loaded, so-Copy !req
614. Oh, I feel so much better.Copy !req
615. All part of the job, I suppose.Copy !req
616. Spoon-feeding drivel
to the masses.Copy !req
617. Comes with its own bloody price,
doesn't it?Copy !req
618. If you say so.Copy !req
619. Just what is that tone,
Miss McDonald?Copy !req
620. Do you thinK I'm crossing the line
or something?Copy !req
621. I mean, do please feel free
to voice your opinion.Copy !req
622. Well, off the record, yes.Copy !req
623. Yes, actually, I thinK this booK
crosses quite a few lines.Copy !req
624. These are people's lives
you're toying with.Copy !req
625. There's gonna be
serious repercussions.Copy !req
626. FucK.Copy !req
627. FucK!Copy !req
628. FucK! FucK!Copy !req
629. FucK you, motherfucKer!Copy !req
630. FucK!Copy !req
631. FucK!Copy !req
632. FucKer!Copy !req
633. Laurie?Copy !req
634. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
635. What is-?
Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
636. I'm getting the fucK out of here.Copy !req
637. Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called.
He was trying to find you.Copy !req
638. Yeah, I bet he was.Copy !req
639. Tell me you didn't Know, please!Copy !req
640. - Tell me you didn't Know.
- Know what?Copy !req
641. FucK it. I mean, daddy's
little princess Knows all, right?Copy !req
642. What are you talKing about?Copy !req
643. Hey, stop. Calm down. LooK at me.Copy !req
644. What is going on?Copy !req
645. Let me just call my dad, oKay?
We can talK to him.Copy !req
646. You Know what?
I have a message for your dad.Copy !req
647. Tell him that Angel says
"fucK you"!Copy !req
648. Who is Angel? Laurie!Copy !req
649. Hey, fucKing asshole!Copy !req
650. FucK you!Copy !req
651. Hey, sweetie, did you find her?Copy !req
652. Yes. She ran in and she ran out
screaming some shit about:Copy !req
653. "Tell your dad that Angel
says 'fucK you. "'Copy !req
654. Who the fuck is Angel?Copy !req
655. FucK, fucK, fucK.Copy !req
656. I want you to head to my house
and Keep an eye on Annie for me.Copy !req
657. Oh, boss, last year she tried
to KicK me in the nuts.Copy !req
658. You Know she's not gonna liKe this.Copy !req
659. Don't care what she liKes.Copy !req
660. Now head over to my place
and if she KicKs you out...Copy !req
661. you just sit outside with a shotgun
on your lap...Copy !req
662. - ... liKe you did last year, all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
663. LooK, can I crash here tonight,
please?Copy !req
664. Yeah, oKay.Copy !req
665. LooK, I just found
something out that's Kind of...Copy !req
666. freaKing me the fucK out.Copy !req
667. OKay. What is it?Copy !req
668. I went into this booKstore...Copy !req
669. and I got this booK and...Copy !req
670. - ... inside there's a bunch of pictures-
- ChecK me out, man.Copy !req
671. FucKing sicK, huh?Copy !req
672. I'm a chicK dressing up as a dude
who wants to be a chicK.Copy !req
673. - Shut up.
- What? Who died?Copy !req
674. Shit, baby,
did somebody really die?Copy !req
675. I'm not me.Copy !req
676. I'm not me. Do you understand
what the fucK I'm saying?Copy !req
677. Not really.Copy !req
678. Who are you then?Copy !req
679. I'm Angel Myers.Copy !req
680. Michael Myers' sister.Copy !req
681. All right, even I wouldn't
fucKing touch that joKe.Copy !req
682. You can't Kid around about that shit.Copy !req
683. - You're such a good little actress-
- I am not fucKing joKing!Copy !req
684. All right, if you fucKing thinK I'm lying,
looK at this.Copy !req
685. All right? LooK.Copy !req
686. There's me, Angel Myers.Copy !req
687. And here's my fucKed-up life.Copy !req
688. FucK.Copy !req
689. Maybe it's a mistaKe.Copy !req
690. Holy shit, dude.Copy !req
691. This is fucKing insane.Copy !req
692. Our next guest gained infamy
as a psychologist...Copy !req
693. for America's leading serial Killer.Copy !req
694. "Leading serial Killer"?
The most notorious.Copy !req
695. "Leading"?
He's number one in his field.Copy !req
696. Anyway, his new booK is called
The Devil Walks Among Us...Copy !req
697. is available somewhere.
Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.Copy !req
698. - Dr. Loomis.
- Hi, David. How are you?Copy !req
699. - Have a seat.
- Hi, everyone.Copy !req
700. ThanK you. ThanK you. Very nice.Copy !req
701. - Mr. Weird, how are you?
- Al's good.Copy !req
702. Great.Copy !req
703. Now, you've been criticized
and in some circles...Copy !req
704. outright accused of profiteering
off the misery of others.Copy !req
705. I mean, how do you even
respond to that criticism?Copy !req
706. Well, you Know, I thinK that's
completely unfounded.Copy !req
707. I always get permission
when I do the parody.Copy !req
708. No, Al, I was talKing to Loomis.Copy !req
709. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.Copy !req
710. No, no, no, please.
It was fascinating, your answer.Copy !req
711. - Your turn. I'm done.
- If you've got something...Copy !req
712. Actually, I taKe great issue
with that statement.Copy !req
713. Besides, I might say that I've endured
quite a lot of misery of my own...Copy !req
714. in order to tell this story.Copy !req
715. Yeah, everyone feels
real bad for you except-Copy !req
716. I have never ever been
so humiliated in all my life!Copy !req
717. - You were fantastic. Trust me.
- Nonsense!Copy !req
718. - Good night. ThanK you.
- ThanK you.Copy !req
719. - TricK or treat.
- Here you go.Copy !req
720. - ThanK you.
- ThanK you.Copy !req
721. Are you a giant?Copy !req
722. Can we be friends?Copy !req
723. MarK, come on.
Don't talK to strangers.Copy !req
724. Bye.Copy !req
725. I wanna party. I've spent
my whole fucking life being good...Copy !req
726. and look where it's gotten me.Copy !req
727. FucKing nowhere.Copy !req
728. FucK it, you guys.Copy !req
729. Are you guys with me or not?Copy !req
730. I just- I thinK that
we should stay bacK.Copy !req
731. I mean, what you need
is a mellow night.Copy !req
732. - No, I don't.
- Yeah, definitely. We can just...Copy !req
733. watch TV or something.Copy !req
734. Yeah, liKe, order some food...Copy !req
735. and figure all this shit out.Copy !req
736. I want...Copy !req
737. to go party!Copy !req
738. I wanna fucKing get drunK.
I don't fucKing care anymore.Copy !req
739. I want to fucKing party!Copy !req
740. - I wanna party.
- Well, you Know me. I'm totally in.Copy !req
741. Come on, she wants to party.Copy !req
742. - Please?
- Oh, please?Copy !req
743. Come on. Come on, boo-boo,
please?Copy !req
744. All right, all right, all right. Fine.Copy !req
745. - Has to be a chill night, though.
- OKay, a chill night.Copy !req
746. What the fucK? Andy, are you seriously
planning on standing here all night?Copy !req
747. - This is ridiculous.
- Hey, I just do what the boss tells me.Copy !req
748. Well, I'm the boss of the boss...Copy !req
749. and I say move your shitbox
over there, KojaK. OKay?Copy !req
750. Don't maKe a federal case out of it.
Turn off the damn gumballs.Copy !req
751. I'll do what I gotta do.Copy !req
752. What the fucK are you
gonna do, jacKhole?Copy !req
753. Let's go. Captain Clegg
and the Night Creatures.Copy !req
754. Yeah!Copy !req
755. - Do you liKe my outfit?
- I do, I do.Copy !req
756. What are you supposed to be?
A sexy vampire?Copy !req
757. I'm a chicK who's dressing up
as a dude who wants to be a chicK.Copy !req
758. But you are a chicK, though, right?Copy !req
759. - Watch your step.
- Put your hands...Copy !req
760. down my pants
and find out, Wolfman.Copy !req
761. At this point I don't really care.
But seriously, you have a vagina?Copy !req
762. - You're so cute.
- You're gonna liKe my van, though.Copy !req
763. - You got a fucKing van?
- Yeah.Copy !req
764. It's got some drinKs in there.
They're roofie-free, I swear.Copy !req
765. The Shaggin' Wagon.Copy !req
766. It's a worK of art. I liKe her-Copy !req
767. What's the difference between
a jacK-o'- lantern and a blond?Copy !req
768. What?Copy !req
769. There is no difference.Copy !req
770. They both have a blanK expression
and they're hollow inside.Copy !req
771. I liKe them, you Know what I mean?
You shut the lights off, they glow.Copy !req
772. The ladies seem to liKe it.Copy !req
773. Yeah? The ladies love it?Copy !req
774. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
775. - You get laid a lot?
- I get a good amount.Copy !req
776. Hey, Gianova, do the tricK.Copy !req
777. Watch this.Copy !req
778. I love it.Copy !req
779. - TalKing's not worKing, oKay?
- I'll shut up.Copy !req
780. I'm gonna shut up.Copy !req
781. OKay, looK. Time out, time out.
I'll be right bacK.Copy !req
782. - I'll be right bacK. One second.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
783. I gotta taKe a piss. I'll be right bacK.
Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
784. So who says I wasn't
into the water sports?Copy !req
785. A little golden shower.Copy !req
786. That's gross. You're a trip.
I'll be right bacK. I'll be right bacK.Copy !req
787. Hurry the fucK up.Copy !req
788. FucKing hurry up, dude.Copy !req
789. Oh, my God.Copy !req
790. No! No! No!Copy !req
791. Oh, my God. No!Copy !req
792. Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.Copy !req
793. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
794. Dr. Donald Faber, who's
a noted abnormal psychologist-Copy !req
795. He's not noted.Copy !req
796. He says, "Nothing more
than a bloody horror show...Copy !req
797. showcasing Dr. Loomis'
own self-inflated ego...Copy !req
798. and never-ending quest
for fame and fortune. "Copy !req
799. - Put that in your scrapbook.
- How do you swallow that?Copy !req
800. Snap!Copy !req
801. You got snapped on by Weird Al.Copy !req
802. If I'd survived a shark attack, you'd
be gushing over every gory detail.Copy !req
803. - Begging me to show the teeth marks.
- God, no. Horrendous.Copy !req
804. Are you telling me there's no difference
between Michael Myers and a shark?Copy !req
805. Of course there is.
Good God, don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
806. I'm a little confused. Are we talking
about the Austin Powers Mike Myers...Copy !req
807. - ... or is this-?
- It's over.Copy !req
808. Mya!Copy !req
809. LooKing for me?Copy !req
810. Do you Know where Mya is?Copy !req
811. What do you want from me?Copy !req
812. It's almost time
to come home, Angel.Copy !req
813. Is she ready?Copy !req
814. Soon.Copy !req
815. Laurie, Laurie.Copy !req
816. Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya.Copy !req
817. - Come on.
- Oh, fucK.Copy !req
818. Step. Steppity-steppity-step.Copy !req
819. Hey, I so wanna go bacK in.Copy !req
820. - And I wanna-
- No, no, no.Copy !req
821. - No. We're going home.
- Hey.Copy !req
822. Where's Harley?Copy !req
823. I don't Know.Copy !req
824. - See, we need to go bacK in and-
- No.Copy !req
825. She went to go hang out with
some dude liKe she always does.Copy !req
826. She'll find her way home.Copy !req
827. Hello?Copy !req
828. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
829. Seriously, Dad. Please stop calling.Copy !req
830. - OKay?
- Okay.Copy !req
831. I Know you love me.Copy !req
832. Oh, God. I love you too.Copy !req
833. I'm glad you decided to come home.Copy !req
834. Running away never solves anything.
Trust me, I've tried.Copy !req
835. I'm sure they have their reasons
for not telling me.Copy !req
836. Figure it out in the morning.Copy !req
837. Hey, world!Copy !req
838. Guess what.Copy !req
839. I'm Michael Myers' sister!Copy !req
840. I'm so fucKed!Copy !req
841. What am I gonna do, dude?Copy !req
842. Just taKe it one day at a time.Copy !req
843. One day at a time.Copy !req
844. - Annie was right.
- Maybe she's a genius.Copy !req
845. Home sweet home.Copy !req
846. My head.Copy !req
847. What the fucK?Copy !req
848. Annie?Copy !req
849. Annie?Copy !req
850. Annie?Copy !req
851. Annie?Copy !req
852. No, please.Copy !req
853. Now go have some fun.Copy !req
854. OKay.Copy !req
855. Annie?Copy !req
856. Annie!Copy !req
857. - No, baby!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
858. Oh, my God!Copy !req
859. Mya, Mya, Mya!Copy !req
860. I need you to calm down.Copy !req
861. I need you to call 911. Please?
I need you to call 911.Copy !req
862. Go! Go!Copy !req
863. Oh, my God! Annie!Copy !req
864. Oh, my God, baby.Copy !req
865. FucK.Copy !req
866. Baby.Copy !req
867. Oh, my God.Copy !req
868. There's a girl in the-Copy !req
869. She's upstairs, she's-Copy !req
870. I don't Know if she's oKay. She may be
dead, but there's blood everywhere.Copy !req
871. Stay with me.
Please stay with me. Please.Copy !req
872. Please, I need you, oKay?Copy !req
873. Oh, my God.Copy !req
874. Oh, my God, I need you so much.Copy !req
875. Baby, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
876. Mya, hurry!Copy !req
877. I don't Know. I'm on Cherrywood Road,
I'm not at home.Copy !req
878. I'm at- Maybe it's avenue- Hold on.Copy !req
879. Stay on the line.
It's Cherrywood, I Know that.Copy !req
880. It's- We're at 1-5-
We're at 15 Cherry-Copy !req
881. Mya?Copy !req
882. Mya, what's happening?Copy !req
883. It is him. Please go.Copy !req
884. I'm not leaving you.Copy !req
885. Baby, I'm gonna put you down.Copy !req
886. - No.
- I'm gonna put you down.Copy !req
887. No.Copy !req
888. OKay.Copy !req
889. OKay. Hold on, baby, hold on.Copy !req
890. You Know, Annie's gonna smell this
on my clothes and Kill me.Copy !req
891. Sheriff BracKett.Copy !req
892. I just got a 911 phone call.Copy !req
893. - So did you dispatch?
- Yes, sir, I did.Copy !req
894. - So why are you telling me about it?
- Because, sir...Copy !req
895. the phone call
came from your house.Copy !req
896. - No.
- Please, baby, please.Copy !req
897. - I'm gonna stay right here.
- It's oKay.Copy !req
898. No, baby, no. I'm not leaving you.Copy !req
899. - It's oKay. Go.
- No, I'm not gonna leave you.Copy !req
900. Baby? Baby?Copy !req
901. Baby? Annie?Copy !req
902. Annie? Stay with me.Copy !req
903. Stay with me. Stay with me, baby.
Stay with me, oKay?Copy !req
904. You gotta stay with me. You gotta.Copy !req
905. Annie, stay with me.Copy !req
906. Annie?Copy !req
907. Annie? Annie?Copy !req
908. Annie?Copy !req
909. Don't leave me, baby.Copy !req
910. Annie.Copy !req
911. You don't wanna go in there.
Let me handle this.Copy !req
912. Where is she?Copy !req
913. You don't wanna go in there, sheriff.Copy !req
914. No.Copy !req
915. Stop!Copy !req
916. Stop, please!Copy !req
917. Please stop!Copy !req
918. Stop! Please!Copy !req
919. Stop!Copy !req
920. Please! Please stop!Copy !req
921. Stop, please!Copy !req
922. Stop!Copy !req
923. Stop!Copy !req
924. Stop.Copy !req
925. Please stop. Stop, please.Copy !req
926. Stop.Copy !req
927. Hey.Copy !req
928. Hey.Copy !req
929. - Are you oKay?
- He's coming. Please.Copy !req
930. - He's coming. He's coming.
- No one's coming.Copy !req
931. - It's oKay.
- He's gonna Kill me.Copy !req
932. - Please!
- It's oKay.Copy !req
933. I gotta taKe you to a hospital.Copy !req
934. We're gonna go to a hospital
and everything's oKay.Copy !req
935. It's oKay. It's oKay.Copy !req
936. - Hurry.
- It's oKay.Copy !req
937. It's oKay. It's oKay. It's oKay.Copy !req
938. You're all right. You're all right.
It's oKay.Copy !req
939. Chief.Copy !req
940. We got another body
up on Eagle Road.Copy !req
941. We got a witness.Copy !req
942. She saw a large man carrying a girl
away from a crash.Copy !req
943. The state police believe the perp
is barricaded inside of a shacK...Copy !req
944. just north of the crash site.Copy !req
945. OKay.Copy !req
946. Want me to handle it?Copy !req
947. - I thinK maybe you should drive.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
948. People, roll out.
Going to Eagle Road.Copy !req
949. Who are you?Copy !req
950. You Know who I am, Angel.Copy !req
951. Now...Copy !req
952. repeat after me:Copy !req
953. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
954. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
955. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
956. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
957. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
958. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
959. I love you, Mommy.Copy !req
960. Mommy, I love you! Please!
Please don't!Copy !req
961. Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
962. You are surrounded.Copy !req
963. Come out with your hands up.Copy !req
964. - Help! Help, please!
- I repeat.Copy !req
965. You are surrounded.Copy !req
966. - Come out with your hands up.
- Don't! Please!Copy !req
967. - purchases today to keep that
10-year yield below 3 percent.Copy !req
968. That's a big issue. When stock traders
start talking about Treasury yields...Copy !req
969. You're an asshole.Copy !req
970. This is breaking news.Copy !req
971. This is Chopper 2.
I wanna take you below.Copy !req
972. This situation is just incredible. I
can't believe what I'm reporting, but...Copy !req
973. a man who police believe to be
deceased serial killer Michael Myers...Copy !req
974. has taken a hostage,
now identified as Laurie Strode.Copy !req
975. Miss Strode allegedly shot
and killed Myers herself...Copy !req
976. after being abducted
on Halloween night.Copy !req
977. As if this story couldn't get more
twisted, it was revealed earlier today-Copy !req
978. God, no.Copy !req
979. Come out with your hands up.Copy !req
980. You're surrounded.Copy !req
981. T ell me you got a shot, Caleb.Copy !req
982. - No, I can't get a clean shot.
- Damn it.Copy !req
983. In the shacK. You're surrounded.Copy !req
984. There is no escape.Copy !req
985. Come out with your hands up.Copy !req
986. - Waste of fucKing time.
- Chief.Copy !req
987. No sniper has a clean shot.Copy !req
988. Hey, hey, hey! Get this vehicle out
of here. Sir, get bacK in the car.Copy !req
989. - Hold this.
- Sheriff!Copy !req
990. Sheriff.Copy !req
991. Get up. Get up.Copy !req
992. There's an innocent girl in there
I might have Kept safe...Copy !req
993. but for your greedy fucKing booK.Copy !req
994. I wanna shoot you.
I wanna shoot you so bad.Copy !req
995. I wanna shoot him.
I wanna shoot him!Copy !req
996. - I wanna fucKing shoot him!
- Sheriff, please.Copy !req
997. You son of a bitch!
You don't deserve to live.Copy !req
998. Please, I just...Copy !req
999. came here because
I wanted to help.Copy !req
1000. There is nothing
that you have to say...Copy !req
1001. that I wanna hear.Copy !req
1002. Sheriff, please.Copy !req
1003. You must trust me.Copy !req
1004. LooK, this is pointless.Copy !req
1005. Michael's never gonna respond
to hostage negotiations.Copy !req
1006. Get him the fucK out of here.Copy !req
1007. Listen, I can draw him out.Copy !req
1008. I can draw him out. I need to do this.Copy !req
1009. - Let me do this.
- Get him the fucK out of here!Copy !req
1010. All right, all right!
I can walK from here, oKay.Copy !req
1011. Get out of there!Copy !req
1012. Sheriff! I owe you.Copy !req
1013. - I owe you this.
- Goddamn it!Copy !req
1014. - Stand down!
- Stand down!Copy !req
1015. Michael.Copy !req
1016. She...Copy !req
1017. needs to come with me.Copy !req
1018. - Come on.
- I can't.Copy !req
1019. He's holding me down.Copy !req
1020. What?Copy !req
1021. Listen to me, Laurie.
There's no one holding you down.Copy !req
1022. Let me go!Copy !req
1023. Listen to me, Laurie, listen! Stop!Copy !req
1024. Let me go!Copy !req
1025. Listen to me!Copy !req
1026. Stop it!Copy !req
1027. - Stop! It's all in your mind.
- No! No!Copy !req
1028. - It's all in your mind!
- Let me go!Copy !req
1029. - We are ready.
- Stop!Copy !req
1030. - It is time, Michael.
- Stop!Copy !req
1031. - TaKe us home.
- Stop!Copy !req
1032. Stop!Copy !req
1033. Michael, for God in hell...Copy !req
1034. Die!Copy !req
1035. Now!Copy !req
1036. Hold your fire! Hold your fire!Copy !req