1. Come on, sweetie pie.Copy !req
2. Morning, Elvis.
You're a pretty Elvis, aren't you?Copy !req
3. Yes, you are.Copy !req
4. Jesus Christ, Ronnie, you know
I have to fucking work tonight.Copy !req
5. Somebody around here
has got to make some money.Copy !req
6. I'm all broken up here, bitch.
I can't work.Copy !req
7. - Yeah, and whose fault is that?
- Fuck you.Copy !req
8. Oh, my God, you're pathetic.Copy !req
9. You know that new waitress
over at the Bingo Lounge?Copy !req
10. She's been giving me the freaky eye.Copy !req
11. Oh, the whore with the big tits
hanging down to her knees?Copy !req
12. Maybe I'll choke the chicken,Copy !req
13. purge my snorkel
all over them flappy-ass tits.Copy !req
14. Good. Well, have
a good fucking time.Copy !req
15. - I will.
- I hope she likes cripples.Copy !req
16. Bitch, I will crawl over there,
and I will skull fuck the shit outta you!Copy !req
17. Oh, I'll get the crutches for you.Copy !req
18. See what you did?
Fucking loudmouth.Copy !req
19. That's all that fucker does is cry.Copy !req
20. Cry and shit. Cry and shit.Copy !req
21. Just like you.
That's all you do is cry and shit.Copy !req
22. Fuck you and set it
on my pole right now, bitch.Copy !req
23. Fuck off.Copy !req
24. Mom?Copy !req
25. Can't you see I'm making eggs over here?Copy !req
26. I'll pass.Copy !req
27. Since when?Copy !req
28. Since now. They're chicken abortions,
and they're fucking gross.Copy !req
29. They are not chicken abortions.Copy !req
30. Like you know what an abortion is.Copy !req
31. You know what, can you please
go upstairs and get your brother?Copy !req
32. Why do I always have to do it?Copy !req
33. Just do it!Copy !req
34. Don't you give me that look!Copy !req
35. Man, that bitch got herself
a nice little dumper.Copy !req
36. - What did you just say?
- You heard me.Copy !req
37. No, say it again, Ronnie!
Say it to my face!Copy !req
38. Oh, what's the matter?
You jealous of your own daughter's ass?Copy !req
39. - Fucking pig.Copy !req
40. You fucking whore!Copy !req
41. All right, now clean it up!Copy !req
42. - Go on.
- I'm not gonna do this anymore!Copy !req
43. Michael.Copy !req
44. Stop jerking off in there.Copy !req
45. Get away!Copy !req
46. Hey! Get your ass downstairsCopy !req
47. and wash your hands, you little shit.Copy !req
48. I'm not listening!Copy !req
49. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
50. That freak of yours,
he needs some serious discipline.Copy !req
51. I mean, he runs around like a little bitch.Copy !req
52. You leave him alone.
Keep your hands off him.Copy !req
53. Give me a fucking break.
He's probably a queer.Copy !req
54. He's gonna grow up,
end up cutting his dick and balls offCopy !req
55. and changing his name to Michelle.Copy !req
56. There he is.
Good morning, Michelle, ma belle.Copy !req
57. What the hell took you two so long?Copy !req
58. Elvis died. I had to flush him.Copy !req
59. Oh, honey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
60. We'll get you a new one
after school, okay?Copy !req
61. Okay.Copy !req
62. What'd you do to him,
stroke him to death?Copy !req
63. Uh, Elvis.Copy !req
64. Elvis! Uh! Uh! Uh!Copy !req
65. You know what?
It's a fucking rat.Copy !req
66. Who pays money for a fucking rat?Copy !req
67. I mean, it's a goddamn rat, man.Copy !req
68. Morning, Boo.Copy !req
69. "Morning, Boo. "Copy !req
70. Take that damn thing off.Copy !req
71. You are starting to annoy me, boy.Copy !req
72. I hate you.Copy !req
73. And I hate you, too. You see this?Copy !req
74. As soon as this heals,
I'm gonna break it again on your fucking face!Copy !req
75. Enough, all right?
Can we just eat in peace for once?Copy !req
76. What a fucking pussy, dude.
I told you he wouldn't fight.Copy !req
77. He's all fucking talk.
I was like... We were fighting, right?Copy !req
78. You were there. He was like,
"I'm not gonna fight you. " I was like...Copy !req
79. Yes!Copy !req
80. I know where he lives.Copy !req
81. - You want to egg his house?
- We can totally do that.Copy !req
82. - Yeah.
- Oh.Copy !req
83. Hey, shit-pants.Copy !req
84. What's going on? You know, um...Copy !req
85. I heard your sister got caught
selling blow jobs in the bathroom.Copy !req
86. I heard they had to pump the cum
out of her stomach.Copy !req
87. Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing?Copy !req
88. You know, my old man said that for a buck
she'd rub her tits on his face.Copy !req
89. Shut up.Copy !req
90. What the fuck did you say, faggot?Copy !req
91. - Mikey's upset.
- Look how tough he is.Copy !req
92. Hey, ball-licker, check this out.Copy !req
93. I was thinking of making copies of Mommy
for the whole school.Copy !req
94. - Fuck you.
- Hey! Tough guy!Copy !req
95. Think she'd suck my dick for a quarter
and let me suck her tits?Copy !req
96. - Shut up! Shut up!
- Don't fucking yell in my face, you bitch!Copy !req
97. Fuck off!Copy !req
98. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
99. Break it up!Copy !req
100. I said break it up!Copy !req
101. You over there,
you over there, you there.Copy !req
102. - He started it.
- Shut up!Copy !req
103. Fuck you.Copy !req
104. What did you say, son?Copy !req
105. I said fuck you.Copy !req
106. Fuck me?Copy !req
107. Come here.
Come here.Copy !req
108. - My bag!
- Grab it!Copy !req
109. Again? Again? Jesus, what is it with you
and this goddamn school?Copy !req
110. I cannot keep coming down here like this.Copy !req
111. Look, Miss Myers,Copy !req
112. I do not enjoy calling you down here
every five minutes.Copy !req
113. Really?
It sure seems like you fucking do.Copy !req
114. Can't you get control
over your school, principal?Copy !req
115. Yes, I can get control.
I can control my school.Copy !req
116. There's something you gotta know.Copy !req
117. Will you just relax a moment?
Please sit down and let me talk to you.Copy !req
118. - Please. Please.
- Okay. What?Copy !req
119. Please, sit down.Copy !req
120. - Thank God.
- Hi, Jim. How are you?Copy !req
121. Is this her?Copy !req
122. Miss Myers, this is Dr. Loomis.
I took the liberty of calling him in.Copy !req
123. - Happens to be a child psychologist...
- Thank you, Jim.Copy !req
124. Psychologist?Copy !req
125. May I ask you,Copy !req
126. has your son ever had any kind
of serious psychiatric evaluation?Copy !req
127. Okay, I've had enough.
This is crazy.Copy !req
128. - Miss Myers, please.
- I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
129. - I gotta go.
- Please, ma'am.Copy !req
130. We only want the best for the child.
Please don't take offense.Copy !req
131. Please, sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
132. Thank you.Copy !req
133. Look, uh, Miss Myers...Copy !req
134. we found this...Copy !req
135. in Michael's school bag.Copy !req
136. Come on. Big deal.
He found a dead cat.Copy !req
137. And these.Copy !req
138. What is that?Copy !req
139. I hope you're not squeamish, Mrs. Myers.Copy !req
140. Oh, God.Copy !req
141. Oh, this is really sick.Copy !req
142. Are you saying Michael did this?Copy !req
143. Michael loves animals. He...Copy !req
144. Why would he do this?Copy !req
145. Mrs. Myers, typically the thrill of hurting
or causing pain to smaller creatures,Copy !req
146. it's often an early warning sign.Copy !req
147. Early warning sign for what?Copy !req
148. For much deeper and bigger problems.Copy !req
149. What do you mean problems?
What is this?Copy !req
150. He's a very disturbed young man.Copy !req
151. I have to evaluate him,
and I'd like to interview him.Copy !req
152. I need to take him
through a series of tests.Copy !req
153. Well, you can talk to him,
but what does...Copy !req
154. what does evaluating him...
what does that mean?Copy !req
155. Obviously, he's a very deranged
young mind that can do this to his pets.Copy !req
156. You don't know that he did that.Copy !req
157. Fuck, man, if I get one more fucking detention,
I'll be fucking expelled.Copy !req
158. My old man's gonna beat my ass.Copy !req
159. We gotta get that piece of shit
on the weekend so we don't get in trouble.Copy !req
160. Dude, if I see that Myers pussy,
he's fucking dead.Copy !req
161. You want it?Copy !req
162. Huh? Do you want it?Copy !req
163. What the fuck?Copy !req
164. Oh, you're so fucking dead.Copy !req
165. Oh, please stop.Copy !req
166. Stop!Copy !req
167. Please.Copy !req
168. Please.
Please no!Copy !req
169. I'm sorry.Copy !req
170. Don't hurt me. Just... I'm sorry.Copy !req
171. No, no, no, don't.
Don't. Please. Please.Copy !req
172. Please.Copy !req
173. Don't hurt me.Copy !req
174. No.Copy !req
175. Hey, clown.Copy !req
176. Hey.Copy !req
177. Psycho boy.Copy !req
178. Cat killer.Copy !req
179. Do you really torture and kill
all them worthless animals, boy?Copy !req
180. Make you feel like a real bad-ass
motherfucker killer, huh?Copy !req
181. That is some deep-ass,Copy !req
182. serious, faggoty-ass shit, man.Copy !req
183. Judith, I'm gonna be late!Copy !req
184. "Judith, I'm gonna be late!"Copy !req
185. You really are a whiny little bitch,
you know that?Copy !req
186. Ronnie, knock it off.Copy !req
187. Ma, Judith is wasting all my time.Copy !req
188. I really shouldn't even let you go
after that shit you pulled today at school.Copy !req
189. Oh, Ma, please?Copy !req
190. All right, Michael, calm down.Copy !req
191. Tomorrow things are gonna change
around here,Copy !req
192. so I suggest you live it up tonight.Copy !req
193. Judith!Copy !req
194. Here.Copy !req
195. What?Copy !req
196. Would you do me a favor and please
take your brother trick-or-treating?Copy !req
197. Why don't you have that subhuman sloth
over there on the couch do it?Copy !req
198. You know, if I could get that lazy drunk
off his fat ass, I would.Copy !req
199. Bitch, if you don't think I ain't making
a mental list of all your fucking bullshit!Copy !req
200. Sweetie, look at me.Copy !req
201. I know things have been bad,Copy !req
202. but tomorrow we start to make
everything better, okay?Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. I like your hair curly.
It looks pretty.Copy !req
205. Thanks, sweetie.
Have fun trick-or-treating, okay?Copy !req
206. Don't eat too much candy.Copy !req
207. Hey, Mrs. Myers.Copy !req
208. I want you out by 11.Copy !req
209. - What'd I do?
- I know what you do.Copy !req
210. Whatever.Copy !req
211. What about trick-or-treating?Copy !req
212. Are you kidding me?
Go by yourself.Copy !req
213. Aren't you too old for that, anyway?Copy !req
214. Whatever.Copy !req
215. Sorry, squirt, but have fun.Copy !req
216. Trick or treat!Copy !req
217. What if your dad hears us?Copy !req
218. Hold up, man.Copy !req
219. That fucking drunk-prick fuck Ronnie
ain't my dad.Copy !req
220. Okay, I... I didn't know.Copy !req
221. My daddy's in heaven, okay?Copy !req
222. Okay.Copy !req
223. I'm sorry.Copy !req
224. Close your eyes.Copy !req
225. Keep them closed, all right?Copy !req
226. I got a surprise for you.Copy !req
227. Open.Copy !req
228. - Wow.
- What?Copy !req
229. Take that stupid thing off.Copy !req
230. Oh, come on, babe.
I want to do it with the mask on.Copy !req
231. Steve, stop it.Copy !req
232. Stop.Copy !req
233. Once a night is enough.Copy !req
234. Stop it.Copy !req
235. Michael?Copy !req
236. Michael, what the fuck
are you doing in here?Copy !req
237. Answer me.
Michael.Copy !req
238. Michael!Copy !req
239. Answer me!Copy !req
240. What the fuck...
Michael!Copy !req
241. Answer...Copy !req
242. Happy Halloween, Boo.Copy !req
243. Jesus, what the hell happened now?Copy !req
244. Sweetie, what are you doing out here?Copy !req
245. It's freezing.Copy !req
246. Michael, what's going on?Copy !req
247. Michael, answer me.Copy !req
248. Give me the baby.Copy !req
249. Michael, what is going on?Copy !req
250. Answer me.Copy !req
251. in connection
with tonight's brutal murders.Copy !req
252. the Myers family,Copy !req
253. and was described by police
as Manson-like in its viciousness,Copy !req
254. and more horrific than anything
Hollywood could imagine.Copy !req
255. Judith Myers' nude body
was found lying face-downCopy !req
256. in a pool of blood in an upstairs hallway.Copy !req
257. Apparently she had been stabbed 17 times.Copy !req
258. Her boyfriend Steven Haley's body
was found in the kitchen downstairs,Copy !req
259. the victim of an apparent vicious beating
with an aluminum baseball bat.Copy !req
260. Along with Myers and Haley,Copy !req
261. a third victim, Ronnie White,Copy !req
262. who was found bound to a chair,Copy !req
263. White's neck slit wide open
with a kitchen knifeCopy !req
264. and stabbed numerous times
in the face and chest.Copy !req
265. Of course we'll have much more
on this horrific story as it develops.Copy !req
266. But for now,
three people brutally murdered,Copy !req
267. and a 10-year-old boy, Michael Myers,
being held in custody.Copy !req
268. I'm standing outside
Smith's Grove SanitariumCopy !req
269. where late last night,Copy !req
270. 10-year-old Michael Myers was transferredCopy !req
271. after being found guilty
of first-degree murder.Copy !req
272. Myers' verdict comes
after one of the lengthiestCopy !req
273. and most expensive trials
in the state's history.Copy !req
274. In attendance during this trial,
Dr. Samuel Loomis.Copy !req
275. Loomis has now been appointed
by Judge MastersonCopy !req
276. to oversee Myers' care
while incarcerated here at Smith's Grove.Copy !req
277. Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
278. Can you talk in there?Copy !req
279. Hi, I'm Michael Myers.Copy !req
280. Okay, okay. That's fine.Copy !req
281. That's good. That's good.
Okay, we're on.Copy !req
282. How are you feeling today?Copy !req
283. Good.Copy !req
284. Could I ask you something?Copy !req
285. You can ask me
whatever you want.Copy !req
286. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
287. If you have anything on your mind,
feel free... anything.Copy !req
288. Okay.Copy !req
289. Why do you talk so funny?Copy !req
290. Talk so funny?Copy !req
291. Tell me, Michael,Copy !req
292. what do you remember about...Copy !req
293. that night, Halloween?Copy !req
294. What do you mean,
like my costume and candy?Copy !req
295. So you remember nothing
about the killing?Copy !req
296. You remember nothing
about getting a knife?Copy !req
297. - I didn't do that.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
298. But you were covered in blood.
Whose blood was it?Copy !req
299. I don't know.Copy !req
300. Michael Myers.Copy !req
301. To the untrained eye,
there's nothing visually abnormalCopy !req
302. with this angelic young boy,
but one must remember not to be fooledCopy !req
303. by his calm, unassuming facade.Copy !req
304. Can I go home today?Copy !req
305. No, not today.Copy !req
306. Tomorrow?Copy !req
307. I don't know.
I have to talk to the doctor about that.Copy !req
308. - Hey, Mommy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
309. Is everyone at home okay?Copy !req
310. Everything's okay at home.Copy !req
311. Okay.Copy !req
312. Hey, Mikey.Copy !req
313. How you doing?Copy !req
314. Look, you can't let those walls
get you down.Copy !req
315. Believe me, I know.Copy !req
316. I spent a little time behind walls.Copy !req
317. I know they can drive you crazy.Copy !req
318. You gotta look beyond the walls.Copy !req
319. You know,
learn to live inside your head.Copy !req
320. Hey, there's no walls
that can stop you there.Copy !req
321. All right, I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
322. Now you take it easy, Mikey.Copy !req
323. Look at my mask.Copy !req
324. Oh, wow. Beautiful. Yeah.Copy !req
325. Why is it all black?Copy !req
326. 'Cause it's one of my favorite colors.Copy !req
327. Well, actually black isn't a color, is it?Copy !req
328. It's the absence of color.Copy !req
329. In the spectrum of colors,Copy !req
330. you go from black,
which is no color,Copy !req
331. all the way through to white,Copy !req
332. which is every color.Copy !req
333. So technically...Copy !req
334. not that it really matters...
but black isn't a color.Copy !req
335. Why did you make it?Copy !req
336. I have my secrets.Copy !req
337. Wait a minute.Copy !req
338. I thought we had no secrets,
you and I.Copy !req
339. Because no one sees me.Copy !req
340. Yes, they do.
I see you every day.Copy !req
341. Your mom, she comes every week.Copy !req
342. Anybody else?Copy !req
343. No.Copy !req
344. Michael has begun to obsessCopy !req
345. on the construction
of these primitive masks.Copy !req
346. It is the rare occasion
that he will allow himselfCopy !req
347. to be seen without one of these.Copy !req
348. Only during the weekly visits
from his motherCopy !req
349. does he show brief glimpses of the boy
he once may have been.Copy !req
350. Do you like my mask?Copy !req
351. When did you make this?Copy !req
352. Just yesterday.Copy !req
353. I like the mask because it hides my face.Copy !req
354. I don't like you to hide your face.Copy !req
355. Take it off.Copy !req
356. It hides my ugliness.Copy !req
357. Sweetie, don't say that.
Take it off.Copy !req
358. You're not ugly.Copy !req
359. Don't talk like that, okay?Copy !req
360. Okay.Copy !req
361. I miss you so much.Copy !req
362. I miss you, too.Copy !req
363. Michael's so-called normal momentsCopy !req
364. are becoming fewer and fewer,Copy !req
365. and I'm particularly worried about this.Copy !req
366. I believe that these masks have
begun to create a mental sanctuaryCopy !req
367. in which Michael can hide
within himself and from himself.Copy !req
368. Fuck you! Fuck you all!Copy !req
369. - I hate you!
- Let it out!Copy !req
370. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
371. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
372. Just let me out!
I hate this world!Copy !req
373. - I don't want to be here anymore.
- I know. It's okay.Copy !req
374. - I just want to go home.
- It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
375. It's okay.Copy !req
376. Why can't I just go home?Copy !req
377. Okay.Copy !req
378. Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
379. I'm afraid you can't go home.Copy !req
380. Why?Copy !req
381. Because you've done terrible things.Copy !req
382. Come here. Come on.Copy !req
383. It's okay. It's okay, Michael.Copy !req
384. Michael's downward slideCopy !req
385. into this hellish abyss continues.Copy !req
386. I fear he's on the verge
of completely shutting down.Copy !req
387. I managed to persuade the suits
to let you come outsideCopy !req
388. and sit out in the garden.Copy !req
389. All right, gardens.Copy !req
390. Hardly a charming place,
but at least there's a bit of greenery.Copy !req
391. But please, I mean,
if you don't communicate with me,Copy !req
392. how can I help you?Copy !req
393. I'm here to help you.Copy !req
394. I feel an utter failure at the moment,Copy !req
395. that I just can't get through to you.Copy !req
396. And you know, they're going
to see in my reportsCopy !req
397. that you're not responding, and...Copy !req
398. you know, they may
take me off the case.Copy !req
399. I don't know. I hope not.Copy !req
400. I need to get out of here.Copy !req
401. Yes, that's not going to happen
for a while, Michael.Copy !req
402. Michael, take off the mask.Copy !req
403. Honey, you don't look good.
You have to eat. Come on.Copy !req
404. - Put my mask back on.
- Michael.Copy !req
405. Please put my mask back on.Copy !req
406. Come on.
Let's try to enjoy the day.Copy !req
407. The child christened Michael MyersCopy !req
408. has become a sort of ghost,Copy !req
409. a mere shape of a human being.Copy !req
410. There's nothing left here now.Copy !req
411. Well, before I go,
I brought you something.Copy !req
412. I found it. I thought you might like
to hang it up in your room.Copy !req
413. I thought you'd like it.Copy !req
414. Well, I guess I'll see you next week.Copy !req
415. I'll walk you to the car.Copy !req
416. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
417. Nurse, sit with Michael.
I'm taking Mrs. Myers to her car.Copy !req
418. - Yes, sir.
- Thank you.Copy !req
419. Cute baby.Copy !req
420. Couldn't be related to you.Copy !req
421. You know, he's been silent now
for two weeks almost.Copy !req
422. We really may want to consider
maybe shock treatments.Copy !req
423. What happened?
What happened?Copy !req
424. What happened there?Copy !req
425. Hey!Copy !req
426. So you don't fucking talk a lot,
do you, Max?Copy !req
427. Goddamn it, we're gonna get
one thing straight.Copy !req
428. I don't work for you.Copy !req
429. You may have worked here
for many yearsCopy !req
430. and done all manner of things,Copy !req
431. and I suppose that's because
you're a hard worker.Copy !req
432. Most of you people are.Copy !req
433. All your women keep
your little bungalows clean,Copy !req
434. sweep off the dirt floors...Copy !req
435. keep the papooses in order and all...Copy !req
436. but I'm my own boss, all right?Copy !req
437. I retire in about three months,Copy !req
438. and you're still gonna be here
for a long time.Copy !req
439. Now open the door.Copy !req
440. Don't take no orders from anybody.Copy !req
441. Let's go, fuck-nut. Time to go.Copy !req
442. - Hey! Don't touch those.
- What?Copy !req
443. He doesn't like it
when you touch the masks.Copy !req
444. God damn, I wouldn't want
the bum to freak out.Copy !req
445. Sorry about these chains, Mikey.Copy !req
446. What do you mean,
you're sorry about these chains?Copy !req
447. You got feelings for this big idiot,
is that what it is?Copy !req
448. What's the dig goin' on, Ismael?
What the fuck, man?Copy !req
449. You know what? I've been taking care
of this kid for almost 20 years.Copy !req
450. And me and him...Copy !req
451. You know what? Never mind.
Just shut up, man.Copy !req
452. Just keep your hands off his things.Copy !req
453. Don't look at me.Copy !req
454. I'll be a shitstorm
in your worst nightmare, motherfucker.Copy !req
455. I'll come in here and fuck this place up
one night, you watch.Copy !req
456. I really don't know what else to say, Michael.Copy !req
457. You haven't said a word for 15 years.Copy !req
458. Christ, that's a lifetime.Copy !req
459. That's nearly twice as long
as my first marriage.Copy !req
460. Wow.Copy !req
461. It's strange, Michael.Copy !req
462. In a weird way, you've become like...Copy !req
463. like my best friend.Copy !req
464. It just shows you how fucked up my life is.Copy !req
465. I've done all I possibly can for you.Copy !req
466. So I'm sorry to tell youCopy !req
467. that this is going to be my last day.Copy !req
468. Michael...Copy !req
469. I have to move on.Copy !req
470. I'm sorry.Copy !req
471. Take care, Michael.Copy !req
472. Take care.Copy !req
473. These eyes will deceive you.Copy !req
474. They will destroy you.Copy !req
475. They will take from you your innocence...Copy !req
476. your pride...Copy !req
477. and eventually your soul.Copy !req
478. These eyes do not see
what you and I see.Copy !req
479. Behind these eyes
one finds only blackness,Copy !req
480. the absence of light.Copy !req
481. These are the eyes...Copy !req
482. of a psychopath.Copy !req
483. Michael was createdCopy !req
484. by a perfect alignmentCopy !req
485. of interior and exterior factorsCopy !req
486. gone violently wrong...Copy !req
487. a perfect storm, if you will.Copy !req
488. Thus creating a psychopathCopy !req
489. that knows no boundaries...Copy !req
490. and has no boundaries.Copy !req
491. Kendall, I really don't appreciateCopy !req
492. being called out of
my favorite watering holeCopy !req
493. to come down on
the fuckin' graveyard shift.Copy !req
494. If you do me dirt on this one,
I'll fuckin' hold it against you.Copy !req
495. Hey, you know what? I'll fuck her.
You don't want to fuck her?Copy !req
496. I'll fuck her. Right here.Copy !req
497. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.Copy !req
498. Here we go.
I want you to meet Cousin Noel.Copy !req
499. - Hi, there, sweetie. Hi.
- Huh?Copy !req
500. Oh, we're just here to look in on you.Copy !req
501. We know it's your first night and all.Copy !req
502. We just want to see how you are. Oh!Copy !req
503. - Aren't you a pretty little thing?
- Not bad, huh?Copy !req
504. We're just makin' sure everything's okay.Copy !req
505. Oh, now, we're okay. Hey.
Ooh, look at those little titties.Copy !req
506. You're right!
Oh, look at there.Copy !req
507. What else is under there?Copy !req
508. No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
509. We got ourselves a fighter!Copy !req
510. A fresh one!
You done good, cousin.Copy !req
511. Hah-hah!Copy !req
512. - I got an idea.
- Okay.Copy !req
513. I got me a fuckin' bona fide,
sure as shit idea!Copy !req
514. - Keep her fuckin' quiet.
- God, shut up.Copy !req
515. Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.Copy !req
516. Hello, Mike!Copy !req
517. Hey, Mikey. We brought you
a little company.Copy !req
518. Yeah, we got you
some new, fresh meat, baby.Copy !req
519. Fuckin' bitch.
You want some of that?Copy !req
520. Come on, baby!Copy !req
521. Show us you're a man, huh?Copy !req
522. You want some fuckin' pussy?Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. You want some fuckin' pussy, huh?Copy !req
525. Yeah. Mm, that's good.
How 'bout some of that, killer?Copy !req
526. He ain't gonna do it.
Let me lick...Copy !req
527. Let me just...Copy !req
528. You wanna fuckin' fight, huh?Copy !req
529. - Come on, bitch.
- Fuck the shit outta her.Copy !req
530. - Come on! Get on her!
- Yeah, baby!Copy !req
531. You fucking tard-ass faggot, come on!Copy !req
532. Yeah!Copy !req
533. You a faggot, boy?Copy !req
534. You a faggot, huh?Copy !req
535. What the fuck?Copy !req
536. Hey, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
537. Son of a bitch!
Let him go.Copy !req
538. Kendall!Copy !req
539. What the fuck, Mikey?
It's Kendall.Copy !req
540. It's Kendall, Mikey.Copy !req
541. Gloria?Copy !req
542. En el nombre del Padre, y del Hijo,
y del Espíritu Santo...Copy !req
543. Mikey, what are you doing
out of your room?Copy !req
544. Okay...Copy !req
545. Now, don't do nothingCopy !req
546. we're both gonna regret later,
okay, Mikey?Copy !req
547. I'm gonna have to get you back
into your room, okay now?Copy !req
548. Let me get these.Copy !req
549. I'm just gonna...Copy !req
550. get these handcuffs and...Copy !req
551. I'm gonna try to put these handcuffs
on you right now, Mikey.Copy !req
552. And then we'll get you back
into your own bed, okay?Copy !req
553. Mikey!Copy !req
554. I was good to you, Mikey.Copy !req
555. I was good to you, Mikey.Copy !req
556. Hello.Copy !req
557. - Sam.
- Who is this?Copy !req
558. Sam, it's Koplenson.Copy !req
559. Who?Copy !req
560. Dr. Koplenson from Smith's Grove.Copy !req
561. He's out.Copy !req
562. Michael's out.Copy !req
563. Shit. What?Copy !req
564. He broke out a few hours ago.Copy !req
565. Sam, it's a...
it's a fucking massacre.Copy !req
566. I'm coming right away.
All right.Copy !req
567. Oh, shit.Copy !req
568. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
569. Gotta leave the truck.Copy !req
570. All right, boys.Copy !req
571. Grizzley's back in town.
Who's got the Cracker Jacks?Copy !req
572. Grizzley's back!Copy !req
573. All right!Copy !req
574. Look it here.Copy !req
575. That's a new paint job.Copy !req
576. Don't mess it up. Don't scratch it.Copy !req
577. Yeah.Copy !req
578. Oh, man.Copy !req
579. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
580. Naughty girl.Copy !req
581. Naughty, naughty girl.Copy !req
582. Hey, buddy,
just to give you a heads up,Copy !req
583. I got a taco deluxe supreme
talking back at me,Copy !req
584. so I'm going to be a while.Copy !req
585. So do you mind waiting somewhere else
and let me pass this beast in peace?Copy !req
586. Look, brother...Copy !req
587. if you're looking for some kind of action,Copy !req
588. you better take it on the arches
before I'm done dropping this load.Copy !req
589. Or you're going to be one sorry A-hole.Copy !req
590. I see.Copy !req
591. What we got here is...Copy !req
592. a failure to communicate.Copy !req
593. You just hold on, Daisy.Copy !req
594. I've got something for you.Copy !req
595. Let me introduce myself.Copy !req
596. I'm Joe Grizzley, bitch.Copy !req
597. And I'm going to cut that mask
right off your face, you...Copy !req
598. Get... Get back!Copy !req
599. I ain't scared!Copy !req
600. Come on, what...Copy !req
601. Mason, Laurie!Copy !req
602. Morning.Copy !req
603. Where are my goddamn glasses?Copy !req
604. - Jesus, Cynth, I'm gonna be late.
- On your head.Copy !req
605. - Oh, sh... I'm gonna lose my mind.
- Move.Copy !req
606. Excuse me.Copy !req
607. - You gotta be kidding me.
- Now what?Copy !req
608. It says here Nickel's Hardware
is going out of business.Copy !req
609. 42 years and that's it, over and done.Copy !req
610. Yeah, well, good. They're a rip-off.Copy !req
611. And Mr. Nickels is a horny old pervert.Copy !req
612. Okay, don't even want to know.Copy !req
613. Guess what, Mom.Copy !req
614. Mr. Nickels likes to touch me
the wrong way.Copy !req
615. Ooh, whoo, Mommy!Copy !req
616. Okay, that is so not funny.Copy !req
617. Want a screwdriver, Mommy?
You want a hammer?Copy !req
618. Look at this, Mom. Oh!Copy !req
619. - Laurie, stop!
- I'm sorry. Okay.Copy !req
620. - Are you eating?
- No, I'll get something at school.Copy !req
621. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
622. Just let the faceless marauding
corporate monsters of AmericaCopy !req
623. destroy everything
beautiful about this town.Copy !req
624. Corporate monsters or not,
Epic Mart's a lot cheaper.Copy !req
625. Oh, man, I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
626. - Thanks again for dropping that thing off.
- No sweat, Dad.Copy !req
627. Just shove the envelope
inside the mail slot, okay?Copy !req
628. Yeah, Dad, I know.Copy !req
629. They're coming by to look at it later, honey.Copy !req
630. - So, it's very important that...
- Dad, okay.Copy !req
631. I understand.
Muy importante.Copy !req
632. - Love you.
- Love you, too.Copy !req
633. Have a good day.Copy !req
634. Mason, you forgot your briefcase, honey.Copy !req
635. - Ah, shit.
- Ah, shit.Copy !req
636. I feel like "What round is it?"Copy !req
637. Yeah.Copy !req
638. Oh, uh, you think you could...
glue Mr. Bones' arms on or something?Copy !req
639. - Have a good day, baby.
- Yeah. Top on my priority list.Copy !req
640. Hey, Laurie!Copy !req
641. - Wait up!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
642. - Leave me alone, Tommy.
- Wait.Copy !req
643. Stop walking.Copy !req
644. - Can I ask you something serious?
- Sure, why not?Copy !req
645. Did you ever hear
about the Mexican Wolf Man?Copy !req
646. - No.
- Yeah, well, he's real.Copy !req
647. - I saw him on TV last night...
- Yeah.Copy !req
648. And his name's Danny, and his face
is completely covered with hair.Copy !req
649. And he likes soccer.
I swear it! They showed...Copy !req
650. - Okay.
- He's a wolf!Copy !req
651. Tommy, I have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
652. Lay off the candy corn, kid.Copy !req
653. Stop acting like I'm crazy. It's true!Copy !req
654. Tommy, I'm your babysitter.
You're crazy.Copy !req
655. - I know this. You're crazy.Copy !req
656. All right, gotta make a stop here.Copy !req
657. Whoa! What are you, insane?Copy !req
658. Oh, my gosh, Tommy,
I'm not even listening to you.Copy !req
659. You'd better listen to me.Copy !req
660. He's right there.Copy !req
661. What are you, crazy?
You can't go in there.Copy !req
662. Oh, yes, I can.Copy !req
663. Hold my books, please?Copy !req
664. That's the devil's house.
The Boogey Man lives in there.Copy !req
665. Yeah.
Oh, no, Tommy.Copy !req
666. Don't even joke about it.
I'm serious.Copy !req
667. Oh, you're scaring me.Copy !req
668. The Boogey Man will get me
or Danny the Wolf Man.Copy !req
669. Oh, no, Tommy.Copy !req
670. Oh, no!Copy !req
671. Oh, no, it's pulling me...Copy !req
672. Oh, no, Tommy, it's pulling me in!Copy !req
673. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
674. It was just a joke. Chill.Copy !req
675. I wish it wasn't.Copy !req
676. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
677. Chill, spazz-monkey.Copy !req
678. Thanks.Copy !req
679. That's no place to screw around,
Laurie.Copy !req
680. - It's not a big deal.
- Not a big deal?Copy !req
681. Do you know whose house that is?Copy !req
682. Come on.Copy !req
683. - It's going to be fine.
- Yeah.Copy !req
684. What if something happens?Copy !req
685. - Laurie, what is going to happen?
- I don't know.Copy !req
686. It's going to be fine.Copy !req
687. What is going to be fine?Copy !req
688. Annie wants me to pretend
to baby-sit Lindsey Wallace,Copy !req
689. then sneak out and dump her with me
so she can go and see Paul.Copy !req
690. Sounds like
one of my crafty ideas.Copy !req
691. - Yeah.
- I like it.Copy !req
692. Anyway, I thought Paul was, like, grounded
for trashing his dad's motorcycle.Copy !req
693. Oh, yeah.
No, he was, but he got out of it.Copy !req
694. - You know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
695. Please?Copy !req
696. What if they come home early?Copy !req
697. Dude, they are not
going to come home early.Copy !req
698. Okay? Mrs. Wallace is a lush.Copy !req
699. They're going to be out all night
getting hammered.Copy !req
700. Yeah. Annie, I really hate lying.
You know that.Copy !req
701. God, what are you, Mother Teresa?Copy !req
702. - No.
- Yes, she is.Copy !req
703. Look at her.
She's like a little angel.Copy !req
704. - She's Mother-fucking Teresa.
- Stop. I am not!Copy !req
705. Please?Copy !req
706. - All right, I'll do it.
- Yes!Copy !req
707. You owe me big time.Copy !req
708. - I love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
709. Did you know that ethyl alcohol
boils at 78.5 degrees Celsius?Copy !req
710. - I didn't know that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
711. That's pretty cool, right?Copy !req
712. Call me back.Copy !req
713. This is all your fault.Copy !req
714. I mean, you're responsible.Copy !req
715. I cannot be responsible
for everything that goes on in here.Copy !req
716. - What about you?
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
717. You're not pinning this on me.Copy !req
718. - He was your patient, Doctor.
- Was my patient.Copy !req
719. Look, all you guys had to do
was to play zoo-keeper.Copy !req
720. Just keep the monkeyhouse locked
until the monkey died of old age.Copy !req
721. How difficult is that?Copy !req
722. Christ, you can barely tell
he's breathing half the time.Copy !req
723. He's been like a comatose kitty
for 15 years.Copy !req
724. If our security wasn't sufficient, Sammy,Copy !req
725. you should have warned us.Copy !req
726. I see. So you're just going
to wash your hands of the whole thing.Copy !req
727. You know, you two make me sick.Copy !req
728. "He is mad that trusts
in the tameness of a wolf. "Copy !req
729. We've given the authorities
his complete profile.Copy !req
730. Two road blocks and an all-points bulletin
wouldn't stop a 5-year-old.Copy !req
731. Well, what do you want us to do?Copy !req
732. Yes. I mean,
what do you want us to do?Copy !req
733. I want you to get on the phone,Copy !req
734. and I want you to tell them
who broke out of here last night.Copy !req
735. And I want you to tell them
exactly where he's going.Copy !req
736. Christ, we don't know where he's going.Copy !req
737. It must be great living in denial.Copy !req
738. I must try it sometime.Copy !req
739. Look, you and that army
of shirt-tuckers up there,Copy !req
740. you know damn well where he's going.Copy !req
741. And where is that?Copy !req
742. Haddonfield!Copy !req
743. Haddonfield's a hundred miles
away from here.Copy !req
744. This is so fucked.Copy !req
745. What, me suspended from the squad?Copy !req
746. I don't mean to sound conceited,Copy !req
747. but I'm, like, the fucking hottest
cheerleader they've got.Copy !req
748. Yeah, Lynda,
that doesn't sound conceited.Copy !req
749. What, so now nobody
can take a joke anymore?Copy !req
750. - What did you say?
- Check it.Copy !req
751. So Lady Fuck-face gives us
three new cheers to learn,Copy !req
752. so I'm like, "Hey, why don't we just
rock it commando, flash some snatch?Copy !req
753. And maybe nobody will notice
we're doing the same old tired cheers. "Copy !req
754. - Oh, you didn't.
- Oh, yeah, I did.Copy !req
755. - Yeah, you did.
- Yeah.Copy !req
756. You know what that
dried-up fucking bitch did?Copy !req
757. - What?
- Calls my dad and tells him what I said.Copy !req
758. - Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
759. That C-U-N-T, yeah,
needs to get laid.Copy !req
760. What did your dad say?Copy !req
761. Oh, who cares?Copy !req
762. I'll just give him the little sweetie-pants
princess suck-up routine.Copy !req
763. Daddy's little pookie would never
say something like that.Copy !req
764. Gosh, ever since your parents split up,Copy !req
765. you have your dad
wrapped around your little finger.Copy !req
766. Totally wrapped.Copy !req
767. - Hey, bitches!
- Hey, Annie.Copy !req
768. - Thanks for waiting for me.
- Whatever. Hurry your ass up.Copy !req
769. God.Copy !req
770. Hey, I heard about your
little cheerleading incident.Copy !req
771. Yeah, I'm totally famous.Copy !req
772. You're totally a slut.Copy !req
773. Yeah.Copy !req
774. Anyway, today in class,
in French class,Copy !req
775. Mr. Leclerc was totally
flirting with me.Copy !req
776. - God, here we go!
- We were conjugating the verb "to want. "Copy !req
777. - Because he so wants you!
- Je veux! Je veux!Copy !req
778. - Oh, my gosh.
- Bare Leclerc.Copy !req
779. Bare Leclerc wants me.Copy !req
780. I think that guy's watching us.Copy !req
781. - What guy?
- That guy over there.Copy !req
782. Yeah?Copy !req
783. - Oh, please.
- I saw him outside school earlier.Copy !req
784. Probably just some pervert
cruising school poontang.Copy !req
785. Yeah, wait. Watch this.Copy !req
786. Hey, freak!Copy !req
787. Hey, freak, you want
some of the young stuff?Copy !req
788. You like that?
Well, come and get it.Copy !req
789. - Hey!
- Lynda, stop.Copy !req
790. Hey, asshole.
My daddy's the sheriff.Copy !req
791. Huh? Why don't you go crawl back
under your fucking rock?Copy !req
792. - Yeah, whatever.
- See, I told you.Copy !req
793. He's just some
stupid fucking pervert.Copy !req
794. - Total pervert.
- Gosh, you guys are crazy.Copy !req
795. That guy could have been dangerous.Copy !req
796. - Oh, God.
- Whatever.Copy !req
797. - What is he going to do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
798. Oh, my God.
You should date him!Copy !req
799. - You should!
- You guys!Copy !req
800. Come on, let's go get something...Copy !req
801. - Oh, no, 5-0.
- Hey.Copy !req
802. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
803. Hey, Mr. Brackett.Copy !req
804. - Nice furry hat, Mr. Brackett.
- Thank you.Copy !req
805. What's up, Dad?Copy !req
806. I'm on my way home.
Anybody want a ride?Copy !req
807. Yeah. Hell, yeah, I'll take a ride.Copy !req
808. - No.
- You guys?Copy !req
809. Bacon-mobiles make me nauseous.Copy !req
810. - Nice.
- Bye, Annie.Copy !req
811. - See you later.
- Bye, guys.Copy !req
812. Hey, kiddo.Copy !req
813. - Kind of a drag having a pig as a dad.
- Nah, I like him.Copy !req
814. Yeah? Do you think
he was flirting with me?Copy !req
815. - You are so demented.
- Totally.Copy !req
816. - Yeah. See ya.
- Bye.Copy !req
817. I hate you!Copy !req
818. Aw, how cute.Copy !req
819. Would you please help me
with this stupid thing?Copy !req
820. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
821. Jeez. Mom, why do you
deal with this every year?Copy !req
822. Because for some unbelievable reason,Copy !req
823. your father likes it.Copy !req
824. - The feet look like the hands...
- It's not working.Copy !req
825. And the hands like the feet,
and I can't get the thing in the hole, and...Copy !req
826. - Oh, I can't get it!
- Calm down, I'm helping...Copy !req
827. Oh, I got it.Copy !req
828. - You got it?
- Will you try and get those right?Copy !req
829. Okay, I'll try.Copy !req
830. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
831. I've been out here
for two hours doing this.Copy !req
832. There.Copy !req
833. - Hey, do you want me to get...
- Just hang himself. No!Copy !req
834. I'm still upset about the whole
bagel thing this morning,Copy !req
835. if you want to know the truth.Copy !req
836. Mom, that was a joke.Copy !req
837. - Oh, yeah. Well, let me tell you.
- It was a joke.Copy !req
838. There are some things
moms don't need to hear.Copy !req
839. - Yeah, I'm 17.
- I know you're 17.Copy !req
840. You're the best, Mom.Copy !req
841. Yeah, it's right over here.Copy !req
842. Yeah. Hello?Copy !req
843. Yes, uh, Sheriff Brackett, please.Copy !req
844. Dr. Samuel Loomis.
Yeah. Hello? He...Copy !req
845. Oh, sh... ugh!
Can I borrow your cell phone?Copy !req
846. This thing's about as useful
as a row of Christmas puddings.Copy !req
847. Oh, no. I don't have one.Copy !req
848. Causes brain cancer.Copy !req
849. Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
850. You know, I remember this mess
just like it happened yesterday?Copy !req
851. It was tragic.Copy !req
852. The poor woman,
I guess she couldn't stand the stressCopy !req
853. of being labeled "Satan's mother. "Copy !req
854. I think she blew her fucking head off.Copy !req
855. I'm still amazed.Copy !req
856. A young boy like that
butchering all those people.Copy !req
857. And the doctor involved...
I think he wrote a book or something.Copy !req
858. Fucking blood money.Copy !req
859. Yeah, I read that book.
It was a masterpiece.Copy !req
860. - Now, are we close?
- Yes, it's just here. I go...Copy !req
861. - Goddamn son of a bitch!
- What?Copy !req
862. Those fucking kids!
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
863. Don't they think I have anything better to do
with my time than clean up this shit?Copy !req
864. Fucking little idiots! God damn it!Copy !req
865. Where the hell are you going?Copy !req
866. Who would do sick shit like this?Copy !req
867. I think I know whose grave that is.Copy !req
868. Dude, it fucking totally sucks
that they're selling this place.Copy !req
869. It's reduced.
Maybe I can buy it.Copy !req
870. Yeah, with like, your $10 you have
in your piggy bank?Copy !req
871. It's a shithole anyway.Copy !req
872. I'm going to miss it.Copy !req
873. Don't worry, dude.Copy !req
874. We'll find another house to party in.Copy !req
875. Besides, I'm gonna
get the van all jacked up.Copy !req
876. You're gonna want to spend
more time in there anyway.Copy !req
877. Wait, wait!Copy !req
878. Wait, just like that.Copy !req
879. Oh, God.Copy !req
880. Oh, wait. Wait.Copy !req
881. Right there, right there.Copy !req
882. - Hold on!
- Wait, my calf is cramping, man.Copy !req
883. Why'd you stop?
Oh, God...Copy !req
884. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
885. A fucking little warning would be nice.Copy !req
886. - Fuck.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
887. Jesus.Copy !req
888. - Get me another beer.
- You get it.Copy !req
889. I'm the one that just did all the heavy lifting.Copy !req
890. All right, I'll go.Copy !req
891. So, seriously, on a scale from 1 to 10,
should I have a 5?Copy !req
892. How about... zero?Copy !req
893. - More like...
- Zero.Copy !req
894. More like zero plus 11.Copy !req
895. - Hello?
- Yo, Mama.Copy !req
896. What up, dude?Copy !req
897. - Nothing much.
- Oh, what's wrong?Copy !req
898. I was just thinking about
what Annie said earlier today,Copy !req
899. concerning my so-called
"cheerleading incident. "Copy !req
900. I don't know.
It's kind of bumming me out.Copy !req
901. Fuck, dude, who put
all the empties back in here?Copy !req
902. You don't think that, do you?Copy !req
903. Lynda, I don't think you're a slut.Copy !req
904. Come on, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
905. I don't give a shit what Annie thinks anyway.Copy !req
906. But I care what you think.Copy !req
907. Aww!Copy !req
908. Fuck!Copy !req
909. What... What the f...Copy !req
910. Jesus, Bob, could you move
your pokey ass a little slower?Copy !req
911. Well, could you?Copy !req
912. Well, that's cute.Copy !req
913. See anything you like?Copy !req
914. Okay, enough.Copy !req
915. Joke's over.Copy !req
916. Beer, please.Copy !req
917. Hey, Casper the Friendly Asshole Ghost,
hand me my beer.Copy !req
918. Well, fucking hand it over, dip-shit.Copy !req
919. Why do you have to become
such a fucking jerk every time we do it?Copy !req
920. You think you'd be grateful
that I let you touch me with that thing.Copy !req
921. And anyway, you're not a zero.Copy !req
922. You're a fucking minus 5 or something.Copy !req
923. Whatever.Copy !req
924. What'd you do to this beer?Copy !req
925. What about this big one here?
That looks perfect.Copy !req
926. - You mean, like, this one here?
- Yeah, that one.Copy !req
927. - Yes, yes, that's lovely.
- .22 Smith & Wesson.Copy !req
928. - That's good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
929. That's okay if you want to just piss it off.Copy !req
930. If you want to blow its fucking head off...Copy !req
931. this is what you want.Copy !req
932. .357 Magnum.Copy !req
933. Wolff mainspring, polygonal rifling.Copy !req
934. Beautiful, beautiful.
Poly what?Copy !req
935. - Muzzle velocity of 1,450 feet per second.
- Great, just wrap it up.Copy !req
936. - That's fine.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
937. - Take it easy.
- Thank you. Yes.Copy !req
938. I'm in a bit of a hurry.Copy !req
939. If you could just wrap it up,
that'd be great.Copy !req
940. - Thank you.
- What are we hunting?Copy !req
941. - Girls, you look so beautiful.
- Little princesses.Copy !req
942. - Trick or treat.
- Here you go.Copy !req
943. - Thank you.
- Here's some candy.Copy !req
944. - Oh, Happy Halloween.
- You, too.Copy !req
945. - Bye, you guys.
- Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
946. So cute.Copy !req
947. I cannot believe you're graduating this year.Copy !req
948. I remember when you used
to run around looking like that.Copy !req
949. Mom, I was never a princess.Copy !req
950. Last thing I was at their age
was dead Little Red Riding Hood.Copy !req
951. You were this beautiful ballerina...Copy !req
952. No, you bought me the blood
and you gave me the cuts.Copy !req
953. "My costume's too tight. "Copy !req
954. - You don't remember that?
- I never wore a tutu.Copy !req
955. You getting many kids?Copy !req
956. Only two so far.Copy !req
957. Listen...Copy !req
958. be careful tonight.Copy !req
959. I know.Copy !req
960. A lot of nut cases come out on Halloween.Copy !req
961. It's, uh...
What was it you told me to say?Copy !req
962. - Amateur night.
- Yeah, that's right. Amateur night.Copy !req
963. Dad, I'm just going to be babysitting.Copy !req
964. - What's the worst thing I could do?
- All right, okay.Copy !req
965. - I'm just saying.
- Nice.Copy !req
966. - All right.
- Sorry.Copy !req
967. - Mom, st...Copy !req
968. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Strode!Copy !req
969. - Hey, Annie.
- Hey.Copy !req
970. How's your dad?Copy !req
971. Oh, you know, same as always.Copy !req
972. - You know what that means?Copy !req
973. Yeah. Love you guys!Copy !req
974. - Love you, too!
- Bye-bye!Copy !req
975. Gonna give me some lovin'?Copy !req
976. I'll give you some lovin' later, but first
you're going to talk about the vacation.Copy !req
977. I'm going to go build a fire.Copy !req
978. Vacation.Copy !req
979. I hate vacation. Let's stay home.Copy !req
980. No! No!Copy !req
981. You leave my baby alone, you...Copy !req
982. Okay, Tommy,
here's your jelly sandwich,Copy !req
983. hold the peanut butter.Copy !req
984. Good.Copy !req
985. You know, if you listened to me
the first time,Copy !req
986. you wouldn't had to have made it twice.Copy !req
987. - Laurie?
- What?Copy !req
988. Is the Boogey Man real?Copy !req
989. Why are you so obsessed
with the Boogey Man, Tommy?Copy !req
990. - Well, I hear things at school.
- Like what?Copy !req
991. Well, I heard that on Halloween night,Copy !req
992. the Boogey Man sneaks out
and attacks kids who don't believe.Copy !req
993. You know what, Tommy?Copy !req
994. It is true.Copy !req
995. He likes to eat little boys like you.Copy !req
996. Oh, my God!
The Boogey Man's here!Copy !req
997. We're going to die!Copy !req
998. Hold that thought.Copy !req
999. That's not appropriate
babysitter behavior, Laurie.Copy !req
1000. Hello?Copy !req
1001. Shut up.Copy !req
1002. - My parents will hear about this one.
- Yo, it's me. Hey.Copy !req
1003. So the Wallaces are finally out of my face.Copy !req
1004. I just talked to Paul.
He's on his way over.Copy !req
1005. So I'm finishing making the Queen of Sheba
her popcorn, and then I will be over.Copy !req
1006. I have some fun and exciting news for you,
so I'll see you in a few minutes.Copy !req
1007. Okay, bye.Copy !req
1008. - Guess what, Tommy.
- What?Copy !req
1009. Lindsey Wallace is coming over.Copy !req
1010. What? She can't come over here!Copy !req
1011. - What if the guys see her?
- So?Copy !req
1012. One, she's a girl.Copy !req
1013. Two, she's not a boy.Copy !req
1014. And three, she smells like you.Copy !req
1015. This is going to be a long night.Copy !req
1016. For the both of us.Copy !req
1017. - Don't start with me.
- Uh, uh.Copy !req
1018. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
1019. Lindsey... get your coat on.Copy !req
1020. We're going to go over
and see Tommy Doyal.Copy !req
1021. Okay.Copy !req
1022. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1023. Yeah, exactly.
I said get your coat on.Copy !req
1024. We're going over to your late-night lover
Tommy Doyal's house.Copy !req
1025. No, you didn't.Copy !req
1026. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1027. No, you didn't.Copy !req
1028. Don, I'm sorry if I don't
sound too concerned,Copy !req
1029. but a dead coyote and a missing headstone
doesn't prove anything.Copy !req
1030. Well, I think you're wrong, Sheriff.Copy !req
1031. I think it does prove
that he's here in Haddonfield.Copy !req
1032. It was a Halloween prank.Copy !req
1033. Kids pull shit like that all the time.Copy !req
1034. The stone will be returned tomorrow.Copy !req
1035. And besides, it weighs over half a ton.Copy !req
1036. That's my point exactly.Copy !req
1037. So you're saying that one man picked it up
and walked away with it?Copy !req
1038. Yes.Copy !req
1039. Doc, I may have been born,
but I wasn't born yesterday.Copy !req
1040. I'm sorry, Sheriff,
but please listen to me.Copy !req
1041. This may be a matter of life and death.Copy !req
1042. All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.Copy !req
1043. You come by my office tomorrow...Copy !req
1044. Tomorrow is too late.Copy !req
1045. Evil is here.Copy !req
1046. It's walking amongst us.Copy !req
1047. Doc, it sounds to me like
you're talking about the Antichrist.Copy !req
1048. Well, perhaps I am.Copy !req
1049. Smell my feetCopy !req
1050. Give me something good to eatCopy !req
1051. If you don't, I don't careCopy !req
1052. I'll pull down Annie's underwearCopy !req
1053. I can't believe you're making me
haul this thing all the way over there.Copy !req
1054. I can't believe you think
I'm not going to tell.Copy !req
1055. Gonna share some popcorn
with your little boyfriend?Copy !req
1056. No, I'm not.Copy !req
1057. You know you are.Copy !req
1058. You know you're going
to share something with Paul.Copy !req
1059. You know how annoying you are?Copy !req
1060. How?Copy !req
1061. Trick or treat, smell my feet.Copy !req
1062. Give me something good to eatCopy !req
1063. - If you don't, I don't care...
- I swear to God, Lindsey.Copy !req
1064. If you don't stop singing that song,Copy !req
1065. we're going to have
a pumpkin-smashing partyCopy !req
1066. right here in the middle of the street.Copy !req
1067. Tommy, where's your girlfriend Laurie?Copy !req
1068. Laurie's not my girlfriend.
I hate girls.Copy !req
1069. Why doesn't anyone understand this?Copy !req
1070. Good. So does Lindsey.Copy !req
1071. Go worship your god.Copy !req
1072. - Hey.
- Brought you a present.Copy !req
1073. Thanks.Copy !req
1074. You, my dear, will be happy to knowCopy !req
1075. that I talked to Paul
about his buddy Ben Tramer.Copy !req
1076. Oh, I thought you said
Ben Tramer was retarded.Copy !req
1077. Yeah, but he's not
Shortbus retarded or anything.Copy !req
1078. What? He's okay.Copy !req
1079. - I mean, you need a boyfriend!
- Annie, I don't need a boyfriend.Copy !req
1080. - No, that's not what I meant.
- I'm fine.Copy !req
1081. - You need...
- Okay, Annie...Copy !req
1082. Oh! Oh! Yes!Copy !req
1083. Yes, Annie!Copy !req
1084. Okay, ok...Copy !req
1085. All right, you're right.Copy !req
1086. I need a boyfriend.Copy !req
1087. So, what did he say?Copy !req
1088. He said, and I quote,Copy !req
1089. "Dude, she's fucking hot. "Copy !req
1090. - Really?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1091. Oh, fuck, that's Paul.
I gotta go.Copy !req
1092. - Have fun.
- Thanks, I will.Copy !req
1093. - Bye, sexy.
- Bye.Copy !req
1094. Hi, baby.Copy !req
1095. - What's up?
- How are you?Copy !req
1096. I'm good.
How are you?Copy !req
1097. Good.Copy !req
1098. You have to stop thinking
that we're dealing with a normal man here.Copy !req
1099. We're dealing with
a soulless killing machine,Copy !req
1100. driven by pure animal instinct.Copy !req
1101. Dr. Loomis, I'm going
to have to level with you.Copy !req
1102. I read your book.Copy !req
1103. I know exactly who you are,
and frankly, I don't like you.Copy !req
1104. And I'll tell you something else.Copy !req
1105. I think you have created
quite the masterpiece of a monsterCopy !req
1106. off the blood of this town,
because monsters sell books.Copy !req
1107. Please, just look at this photograph
on the cover of the book.Copy !req
1108. All right.Copy !req
1109. I first met Michael 17 years ago.Copy !req
1110. When I first met him,
he was a sweet, charming little boy.Copy !req
1111. But he had nothing inside.Copy !req
1112. There was something missing, a void.Copy !req
1113. There was no conscience, no reason,Copy !req
1114. even a rudimentary sense
of life or death, right or wrong.Copy !req
1115. Yeah. He's come back for her.Copy !req
1116. And who is her?Copy !req
1117. He's come back for his baby sister.Copy !req
1118. I know it in my bones, Sheriff.Copy !req
1119. To do what?Copy !req
1120. I don't know, Sheriff, but...Copy !req
1121. it's not good.Copy !req
1122. If I break a promise I made a long time ago,Copy !req
1123. then you must promise that you will play itCopy !req
1124. razor, and I mean razor, straight with me.Copy !req
1125. Hello. You have reached
the Strode residence.Copy !req
1126. We can't come to the phone right now.Copy !req
1127. So please leave a message and have a...Copy !req
1128. Happy Halloween!Copy !req
1129. Yeah, this is Sheriff Brackett. Hello?Copy !req
1130. If you can hear me, pick up.Copy !req
1131. Please, if you can hear me,
I need to talk to you immediately.Copy !req
1132. Let's go.Copy !req
1133. - Laurie?
- What, Tommy?Copy !req
1134. I would like to return to the subject
we started earlier this evening.Copy !req
1135. What? Your hatred of peanut butter?Copy !req
1136. No, the Boogey Man.Copy !req
1137. I need some closure on this topic.Copy !req
1138. I've heard all about this.Copy !req
1139. What do you want to know, Tommy?Copy !req
1140. Why would he only attack kids
who don't believe?Copy !req
1141. I mean, it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1142. Is it because if you believe,
then you're protected by his powers?Copy !req
1143. Okay, Tommy,
enough about the Boogey Man.Copy !req
1144. It's nonsense.Copy !req
1145. I'm with Tommy on this one.Copy !req
1146. Yeah. Why do you keep
avoiding the subject, Laurie?Copy !req
1147. Is... Is she scared?Copy !req
1148. - Maybe she is.
- Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
1149. - Maybe you're scared!
- Are you scared?Copy !req
1150. Okay, stop! Stop!Copy !req
1151. Leave me alone for five seconds, please.Copy !req
1152. - Five, four, three...
- You guys...Copy !req
1153. - Okay, please don't.
- Two, one.Copy !req
1154. No! No!Copy !req
1155. I'm going to tell your parents!Copy !req
1156. Hey, don't pull it like that.
You're going to stretch it all out.Copy !req
1157. - Come on, munchie.
- Stop. This is expensive, idiot.Copy !req
1158. - You want to fuck me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1159. - Yeah?
- You're so fucking hot, babe.Copy !req
1160. You want to fuck me?
I want to hear you say it.Copy !req
1161. - I'm gonna fuck you.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1162. Say it again.Copy !req
1163. It's so fucking warm.Copy !req
1164. Oh, my...Copy !req
1165. What's the matter?Copy !req
1166. Lindsey, it's time for you to go home.Copy !req
1167. But the movie's not over.Copy !req
1168. You can finish watching the movie
at your house.Copy !req
1169. - How about during the commercial break?
- Negative.Copy !req
1170. Go get your jacket!Copy !req
1171. You heard her, girl.
Keep on marching.Copy !req
1172. Ugh! I am Queen Sheba, okay?Copy !req
1173. - Bow down and worship me.
- Go get your jacket.Copy !req
1174. Are you sure you're okay
while I take Lindsey home?Copy !req
1175. - I'm fine.
- Are you sure, little Tommy?Copy !req
1176. - You'll be by yourself!
- I'm fine, now stop asking!Copy !req
1177. - Are you sure?
- Yes!Copy !req
1178. - He's scared.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1179. - Yes, you are.
- Shut up.Copy !req
1180. Okay, you guys. Stop.Copy !req
1181. Behave, Tommy-Wommy.Copy !req
1182. About 17 years ago,
I respond to a 911Copy !req
1183. which turned out to be
the Myers woman's suicide.Copy !req
1184. And I see this beautiful,
innocent baby sitting in this bloody mess,Copy !req
1185. and I can't imagine this child growing up
with a stigma around her neck,Copy !req
1186. so I omit her from the report,
I drive her to another town,Copy !req
1187. and drop her off
at the nearest emergency room.Copy !req
1188. And I think that this
is going to be the end of it.Copy !req
1189. About three months later,
I find out from a friend of mine,Copy !req
1190. Mason Strode,
that he's adopted the baby.Copy !req
1191. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1192. - Cold?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1193. Okay, come here.Copy !req
1194. - Did you have fun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1195. You sure?Copy !req
1196. Yeah.Copy !req
1197. Annie? We're coming in.Copy !req
1198. You better be decent.Copy !req
1199. - Where are the lights?
- Here.Copy !req
1200. Annie!Copy !req
1201. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1202. Lindsey, run home!Copy !req
1203. Go call the police! Go!Copy !req
1204. Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
1205. Oh, my God, honey!
Are you okay?Copy !req
1206. Oh, baby, what happened?Copy !req
1207. - He's in...
- I'm going to call the police.Copy !req
1208. Okay? I promise.Copy !req
1209. Shit!Copy !req
1210. - 911.
- I need an ambulance, please!Copy !req
1211. My friend's bleeding to death.Copy !req
1212. Laurie!Copy !req
1213. My name is Laurie Strode,
and I'm at 1987 Winchester Drive.Copy !req
1214. We have a 911 call,
1987 Winchester Drive.Copy !req
1215. This is Brackett.Copy !req
1216. What's the nature of the emergency
and who called it in?Copy !req
1217. Two-stabbing-victim call
placed by a Laurie Strode.Copy !req
1218. He's found her!
He's found her, for God's sake!Copy !req
1219. - How long's it going to take to get there?
- It's about ten minutes.Copy !req
1220. Laurie!Copy !req
1221. Please, you've got to help her.Copy !req
1222. Laurie!Copy !req
1223. Baby! Baby, hold on, okay?
Annie, they're com...Copy !req
1224. Help!Copy !req
1225. Help! Please!Copy !req
1226. Help!Copy !req
1227. Help! Please!Copy !req
1228. Help, please! Someone!Copy !req
1229. Tommy!Copy !req
1230. Tommy, open the door!Copy !req
1231. Open the door!
Tommy, open the door!Copy !req
1232. Tommy!
Open the door!Copy !req
1233. Open the door! Tommy!
Open the door!Copy !req
1234. What's going on?Copy !req
1235. What's happening?Copy !req
1236. Where's Lindsey, Tommy?Copy !req
1237. - Where's Lindsey?
- She's right there!Copy !req
1238. - She's upstairs!
- I'm right here.Copy !req
1239. Go upstairs!Copy !req
1240. Tommy, go upstairs!Copy !req
1241. Guys, get in the bathroom!Copy !req
1242. - He's coming!
- Stop!Copy !req
1243. Tommy, be quiet, please?Copy !req
1244. I got this.
You check upstairs.Copy !req
1245. Right.Copy !req
1246. This is the police.
Are you all right?Copy !req
1247. He's out there! Please help us!Copy !req
1248. The door's locked.Copy !req
1249. Are you able to unlock the door?Copy !req
1250. Are you able to open the door?Copy !req
1251. Yeah.Copy !req
1252. Laurie, no.Copy !req
1253. Is he gone?Copy !req
1254. No, there's no one out here.Copy !req
1255. Please, just unlock the door.Copy !req
1256. Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
1257. - No!
- Open the door.Copy !req
1258. Oh, God!Copy !req
1259. Freeze!Copy !req
1260. Stay behind me.Copy !req
1261. Annie?Copy !req
1262. Sweetie?Copy !req
1263. Annie.Copy !req
1264. Annie. Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
1265. Stay with me.
Stay with me.Copy !req
1266. They'll be here soon.
Come on, darling.Copy !req
1267. Jesus.Copy !req
1268. Over here!Copy !req
1269. Inside here!Copy !req
1270. - Boogey Man!
- Help!Copy !req
1271. Guys, over here!Copy !req
1272. - The Boogey Man!
- What is it?Copy !req
1273. Help! The Boogey Man!Copy !req
1274. - What? What?
- He's over there!Copy !req
1275. He took Laurie.
He took Laurie away.Copy !req
1276. Okay, guys.Copy !req
1277. Go over and stand by that ambulance
and just wait there.Copy !req
1278. Don't move!Copy !req
1279. Lynda?Copy !req
1280. Lynda?Copy !req
1281. Lynda, wake up!Copy !req
1282. Lynda, wake up, please!Copy !req
1283. Lynda, wake up!Copy !req
1284. Lynda, please wake up!Copy !req
1285. Lynda, please!
Please, please, please wake up!Copy !req
1286. He's going to come soon.Copy !req
1287. Lynda, wake up, please!Copy !req
1288. Who are you?Copy !req
1289. What do you want?Copy !req
1290. No, no, please.Copy !req
1291. Please don't hurt us, please!Copy !req
1292. No, please don't hurt me, please!Copy !req
1293. I don't understand.Copy !req
1294. Please, just let...
Please leave me alone!Copy !req
1295. I don't know them! Please!Copy !req
1296. I want to help you.Copy !req
1297. I just don't understand.Copy !req
1298. I want to help you.Copy !req
1299. I just don't know how.Copy !req
1300. I want to help you.Copy !req
1301. I don't...Copy !req
1302. You motherfucker!Copy !req
1303. Someone help me!Copy !req
1304. Shit. Let me out!Copy !req
1305. Fuck!Copy !req
1306. Let me out!Copy !req
1307. Somebody, please help me!Copy !req
1308. Please!
Somebody, please!Copy !req
1309. Get off! Help me!Copy !req
1310. Please, please.Copy !req
1311. Please.Copy !req
1312. Help! Somebody, please!Copy !req
1313. No, please, please.Copy !req
1314. Help! Somebody, please!Copy !req
1315. Help! Help!Copy !req
1316. Somebody, please!Copy !req
1317. Please. Please.Copy !req
1318. No. No. No.Copy !req
1319. Shit.Copy !req
1320. Please! Somebody!Copy !req
1321. Michael! Stop!Copy !req
1322. Michael, it's me... Samuel.Copy !req
1323. Michael, please stop!Copy !req
1324. Help! Please!Copy !req
1325. Please! Stop!Copy !req
1326. Stop! Michael!Copy !req
1327. Shit.Copy !req
1328. Help!Copy !req
1329. Stop!Copy !req
1330. Please.Copy !req
1331. Help me, please.Copy !req
1332. It's all right. It's all right.Copy !req
1333. You're safe now. It's okay.Copy !req
1334. Ow, my leg.Copy !req
1335. It's okay.Copy !req
1336. It's all right.Copy !req
1337. Was that the Boogey Man?Copy !req
1338. As a matter of fact, I do believe it was.Copy !req
1339. Jesus Christ! What the hell?Copy !req
1340. Michael, don't!Copy !req
1341. Michael, stop!Copy !req
1342. For God's sake, listen to me!Copy !req
1343. Look... it's not her fault.Copy !req
1344. Michael, it's my fault.Copy !req
1345. I failed you.Copy !req
1346. Please, let her go. Please.Copy !req
1347. Open!Copy !req