1. Come on, sweetie pie.
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2. Morning, Elvis.
You're a pretty Elvis, aren't you?
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3. Yes, you are.
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4. Yes, you are.
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5. Jesus Christ, Ronnie, you know
I have to fucking work tonight.
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6. Somebody around here
has got to make some money.
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7. I'm all broken up here, bitch.
I can't work.
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8. - Yeah, and whose fault is that?
- Fuck you.
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9. Oh, my God, you're pathetic.
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10. You know that new waitress
over at the Bingo Lounge?
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11. She's been giving me the freaky eye.
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12. Oh, the whore with the big tits
hanging down to her knees?
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13. Maybe I'll choke the chicken,
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14. purge my snorkel
all over them flappy-ass tits.
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15. Good. Well, have
a good fucking time.
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16. - I will.
- I hope she likes cripples.
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17. Bitch, I will crawl over there,
and I will skull fuck the shit outta you!
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18. Oh, I'll get the crutches for you.
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19. See what you did?
Fucking loudmouth.
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20. Waah! Waah!
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21. That's all that fucker does is cry.
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22. Waah! Waah!
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23. Cry and shit. Cry and shit.
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24. Just like you.
That's all you do is cry and shit.
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25. Fuck you and set it
on my pole right now, bitch.
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26. Fuck off.
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27. Mom?
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28. Can't you see I'm making eggs over here?
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29. I'll pass.
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30. Since when?
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31. Since now. They're chicken abortions,
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32. They are not chicken abortions.
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33. Like you know what an abortion is.
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34. You know what, can you please
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35. Why do I always have to do it?
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36. Just do it!
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37. Don't you give me that look!
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38. Man, that bitch got herself
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39. - What did you just say?
- You heard me.
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40. No, say it again, Ronnie!
Say it to my face!
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41. Oh, what's the matter?
You jealous of your own daughter's ass?
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42. - Fucking pig.
- Aah!
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43. You fucking whore!
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44. All right, now clean it up!
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45. - Go on.
- I'm not gonna do this anymore!
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46. Michael.
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47. Stop jerking off in there.
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48. Get away!
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49. Hey! Get your ass downstairs
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50. and wash your hands, you little shit.
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51. I'm not listening!
Aaaahhh!
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52. Let me tell you something.
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53. That freak of yours,
he needs some serious discipline.
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54. I mean, he runs around like a little bitch.
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Keep your hands off him.
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56. Give me a fucking break.
He's probably a queer.
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57. He's gonna grow up,
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58. and changing his name to Michelle.
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59. There he is.
Good morning, Michelle, ma belle.
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60. What the hell took you two so long?
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61. Elvis died. I had to flush him.
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62. Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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63. We'll get you a new one
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64. Okay.
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65. What'd you do to him,
stroke him to death?
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66. Uh, Elvis.
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67. Elvis! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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68. You know what?
It's a fucking rat.
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69. Who pays money for a fucking rat?
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70. I mean, it's a goddamn rat, man.
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71. Morning, Boo.
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72. "Morning, Boo."
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73. Take that damn thing off.
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74. You are starting to annoy me, boy.
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75. I hate you.
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76. And I hate you, too. You see this?
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77. As soon as this heals,
I'm gonna break it again on your fucking face!
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78. Enough, all right?
Can we just eat in peace for once?
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79. What a fucking pussy, dude.
I told you he wouldn't fight.
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80. He's all fucking talk.
I was like— We were fighting, right?
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81. You were there. He was like,
"I'm not gonna fight you." I was like—
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82. Yes!
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83. I know where he lives.
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84. - You want to egg his house?
- We can totally do that.
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85. - Yeah.
- Oh.
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86. Hey, shit-pants.
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87. What's going on? You know, um...
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88. I heard your sister got caught
selling blow jobs in the bathroom.
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89. I heard they had to pump the cum
out of her stomach.
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90. Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing?
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91. You know, my old man said that for a buck
she'd rub her tits on his face.
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92. Shut up.
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93. What the fuck did you say, faggot?
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94. - Mikey's upset.
- Look how tough he is.
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95. Hey, ball-licker, check this out.
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96. I was thinking of making copies of Mommy
for the whole school.
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97. - Fuck you.
- Hey! Tough guy!
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98. Think she'd suck my dick for a quarter
and let me suck her tits?
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99. - Shut up! Shut up!
- Don't fucking yell in my face, you bitch!
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100. Fuck off!
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101. What the hell is going on here?
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102. Break it up!
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103. I said break it up!
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104. You over there,
you over there, you there.
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105. - He started it.
- Shut up!
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106. Fuck you.
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107. What did you say, son?
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108. I said fuck you.
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109. Fuck me?
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110. Come here.
Come here.
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111. - My bag!
- Grab it!
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112. Again? Again? Jesus, what is it with you
and this goddamn school?
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113. I cannot keep coming down here like this.
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114. Look, Miss Myers,
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115. I do not enjoy calling you down here
every five minutes.
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116. Really?
It sure seems like you fucking do.
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117. Can't you get control
over your school, principal?
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118. Yes, I can get control.
I can control my school.
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119. There's something you gotta know.
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120. Will you just relax a moment?
Please sit down and let me talk to you.
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121. - Please. Please.
- Okay. What?
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122. Please, sit down.
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123. - Thank God.
- Hi, Jim. How are you?
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124. Is this her?
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125. Miss Myers, this is Dr. Loomis.
I took the liberty of calling him in.
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126. - Happens to be a child psychologist—
- Thank you, Jim.
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127. Psychologist?
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128. May I ask you,
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129. has your son ever had any kind
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130. Okay, I've had enough.
This is crazy.
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131. - Miss Myers, please.
- I gotta get back to work.
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132. - I gotta go.
- Please, ma'am.
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133. We only want the best for the child.
Please don't take offense.
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134. Please, sit down. Sit down.
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135. Thank you.
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136. Look, uh, Miss Myers...
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137. we found this...
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138. in Michael's school bag.
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139. Come on. Big deal.
He found a dead cat.
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140. And these.
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141. What is that?
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142. I hope you're not squeamish, Mrs. Myers.
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143. Oh, God.
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144. Oh, this is really sick.
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145. Are you saying Michael did this?
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146. Michael loves animals. He—
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147. Why would he do this?
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148. Mrs. Myers, typically the thrill of hurting
or causing pain to smaller creatures,
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149. it's often an early warning sign.
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150. Early warning sign for what?
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151. For much deeper and bigger problems.
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152. What do you mean problems?
What is this?
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153. He's a very disturbed young man.
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154. I have to evaluate him,
and I'd like to interview him.
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155. I need to take him
through a series of tests.
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156. Well, you can talk to him,
but what does—
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157. what does evaluating him—
what does that mean?
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158. Obviously, he's a very deranged
young mind that can do this to his pets.
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159. You don't know that he did that.
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160. Fuck, man, if I get one more fucking detention,
I'll be fucking expelled.
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161. My old man's gonna beat my ass.
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162. We gotta get that piece of shit
on the weekend so we don't get in trouble.
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163. Dude, if I see that Myers pussy,
he's fucking dead.
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164. You want it?
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165. Huh? Do you want it?
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166. Aah!
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167. Ow!
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168. What the fuck?
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169. Oh, you're so fucking dead.
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170. Oh, please stop.
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171. Stop!
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172. Please.
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173. Please.
Please no!
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174. I'm sorry.
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175. Don't hurt me. Just— I'm sorry.
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176. No, no, no, don't.
Don't. Please. Please.
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177. Please.
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178. Don't hurt me.
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179. No.
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180. Hey, clown.
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181. Hey.
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182. Psycho boy.
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183. Cat killer.
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184. Do you really torture and kill
all them worthless animals, boy?
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185. Make you feel like a real bad-ass
motherfucker killer, huh?
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186. That is some deep-ass,
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187. serious, faggoty-ass shit, man.
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188. Judith, I'm gonna be late!
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189. "Judith, I'm gonna be late!"
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190. You really are a whiny little bitch,
you know that?
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191. Ronnie, knock it off.
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192. Ma, Judith is wasting all my time.
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193. I really shouldn't even let you go
after that shit you pulled today at school.
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194. Oh, Ma, please?
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195. All right, Michael, calm down.
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196. Tomorrow things are gonna change
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197. so I suggest you live it up tonight.
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198. Judith!
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199. Here.
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200. What?
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201. Would you do me a favor and please
take your brother trick-or-treating?
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202. Why don't you have that subhuman sloth
over there on the couch do it?
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203. You know, if I could get that lazy drunk
off his fat ass, I would.
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204. Bitch, if you don't think I ain't making
a mental list of all your fucking bullshit!
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205. Sweetie, look at me.
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206. I know things have been bad,
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207. but tomorrow we start to make
everything better, okay?
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208. - Yeah.
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209. I like your hair curly.
It looks pretty.
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210. Thanks, sweetie.
Have fun trick-or-treating, okay?
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211. Don't eat too much candy.
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212. Hey, Mrs. Myers.
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213. I want you out by 11.
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214. - What'd I do?
- I know what you do.
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215. Whatever.
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216. What about trick-or-treating?
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217. Are you kidding me?
Go by yourself.
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218. Aren't you too old for that, anyway?
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219. Whatever.
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220. Sorry, squirt, but have fun.
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221. Trick or treat!
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222. What if your dad hears us?
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223. Hold up, man.
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224. That fucking drunk-prick fuck Ronnie
ain't my dad.
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225. Okay, l— I didn't know.
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226. My daddy's in heaven, okay?
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227. Okay.
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228. I'm sorry.
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229. Close your eyes.
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230. Keep them closed, all right?
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231. I got a surprise for you.
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232. Open.
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233. Aaarrrgghhh!
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234. Aaahh!
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235. - Wow.
- What?
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236. Take that stupid thing off.
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237. Oh, come on, babe.
I want to do it with the mask on.
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238. Uhh!
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239. Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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240. Steve, stop it.
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241. Stop.
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242. Once a night is enough.
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243. Stop it.
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244. Michael?
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245. Michael, what the fuck
are you doing in here?
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246. Answer me.
Michael.
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247. Michael!
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248. Answer me!
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249. What the fuck—
Michael!
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250. Answer—
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251. Happy Halloween, Boo.
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252. Jesus, what the hell happened now?
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253. Sweetie, what are you doing out here?
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255. Michael, what's going on?
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256. Michael, answer me.
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257. Give me the baby.
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258. Michael, what is going on?
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259. Answer me.
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260. in connection
with tonight's brutal murders.
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262. and was described by police
as Manson-like in its viciousness,
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263. and more horrific than anything
Hollywood could imagine.
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264. Judith Myers' nude body
was found lying face-down
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265. in a pool of blood in an upstairs hallway.
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266. Apparently she had been stabbed 17 times.
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267. Her boyfriend Steven Haley's body
was found in the kitchen downstairs,
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268. the victim of an apparent vicious beating
with an aluminum baseball bat.
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269. Along with Myers and Haley,
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270. a third victim, Ronnie White,
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271. who was found bound to a chair,
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272. White's neck slit wide open
with a kitchen knife
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in the face and chest.
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274. Of course we'll have much more
on this horrific story as it develops.
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275. But for now,
three people brutally murdered,
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276. and a 10-year-old boy, Michael Myers,
being held in custody.
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277. I'm standing outside
Smith's Grove Sanitarium
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278. where late last night,
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279. 10-year-old Michael Myers was transferred
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280. after being found guilty
of first-degree murder.
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281. Myers' verdict comes
after one of the lengthiest
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282. and most expensive trials
in the state's history.
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283. In attendance during this trial,
Dr. Samuel Loomis.
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284. Loomis has now been appointed
by Judge Masterson
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285. to oversee Myers' care
while incarcerated here at Smith's Grove.
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286. Hello, hello, hello.
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287. Can you talk in there?
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288. Hi, I'm Michael Myers.
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289. Okay, okay. That's fine.
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290. That's good. That's good.
Okay, we're on.
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291. How are you feeling today?
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292. Good.
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293. Could I ask you something?
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294. You can ask me
whatever you want.
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295. That's why I'm here.
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296. If you have anything on your mind,
feel free— anything.
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297. Okay.
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298. Why do you talk so funny?
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299. Talk so funny?
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300. Tell me, Michael,
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301. what do you remember about...
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303. What do you mean,
like my costume and candy?
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304. So you remember nothing
about the killing?
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305. You remember nothing
about getting a knife?
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306. - I didn't do that.
- Oh, okay.
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307. But you were covered in blood.
Whose blood was it?
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308. I don't know.
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309. Michael Myers.
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310. To the untrained eye,
there's nothing visually abnormal
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311. with this angelic young boy,
but one must remember not to be fooled
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312. by his calm, unassuming facade.
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313. Can I go home today?
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314. No, not today.
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315. Tomorrow?
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316. I don't know.
I have to talk to the doctor about that.
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317. - Hey, Mommy.
- Yeah.
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318. Is everyone at home okay?
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319. Everything's okay at home.
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320. Okay.
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321. Hey, Mikey.
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322. How you doing?
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323. Look, you can't let those walls
get you down.
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324. Believe me, I know.
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325. I spent a little time behind walls.
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326. I know they can drive you crazy.
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327. You gotta look beyond the walls.
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328. You know,
learn to live inside your head.
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329. Hey, there's no walls
that can stop you there.
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330. All right, I gotta get back to work.
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331. Now you take it easy, Mikey.
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332. Look at my mask.
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333. Oh, wow. Beautiful. Yeah.
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334. Why is it all black?
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335. 'Cause it's one of my favorite colors.
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336. Well, actually black isn't a color, is it?
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337. It's the absence of color.
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338. In the spectrum of colors,
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339. you go from black,
which is no color,
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340. all the way through to white,
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341. which is every color.
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342. So technically—
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343. not that it really matters—
but black isn't a color.
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344. Why did you make it?
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345. I have my secrets.
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347. I thought we had no secrets,
you and I.
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349. Yes, they do.
I see you every day.
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350. Your mom, she comes every week.
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351. Anybody else?
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352. No.
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353. Michael has begun to obsess
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of these primitive masks.
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that he will allow himself
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357. Only during the weekly visits
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he once may have been.
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359. Do you like my mask?
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360. When did you make this?
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361. Just yesterday.
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362. I like the mask because it hides my face.
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363. I don't like you to hide your face.
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364. Take it off.
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365. It hides my ugliness.
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366. Sweetie, don't say that.
Take it off.
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367. You're not ugly.
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369. Okay.
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within himself and from himself.
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377. Fuck you! Fuck you all!
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378. - I hate you!
- Let it out!
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380. I gotta get out of here.
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381. Just let me out!
I hate this world!
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382. - I don't want to be here anymore.
- I know. It's okay.
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383. - I just want to go home.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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387. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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395. I fear he's on the verge
of completely shutting down.
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to let you come outside
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398. All right, gardens.
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399. Hardly a charming place,
but at least there's a bit of greenery.
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400. But please, I mean,
if you don't communicate with me,
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402. I'm here to help you.
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405. And you know, they're going
to see in my reports
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take me off the case.
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408. I don't know. I hope not.
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410. Yes, that's not going to happen
for a while, Michael.
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412. Honey, you don't look good.
You have to eat. Come on.
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413. - Put my mask back on.
- Michael.
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415. Come on.
Let's try to enjoy the day.
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I brought you something.
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421. I found it. I thought you might like
to hang it up in your room.
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422. I thought you'd like it.
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I'm taking Mrs. Myers to her car.
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427. - Yes, sir.
- Thank you.
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428. Cute baby.
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429. Couldn't be related to you.
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430. You know, he's been silent now
for two weeks almost.
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431. We really may want to consider
maybe shock treatments.
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432. What happened?
What happened?
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433. What happened there?
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435. So you don't fucking talk a lot,
do you, Max?
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436. Goddamn it, we're gonna get
one thing straight.
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for many years
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440. and I suppose that's because
you're a hard worker.
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442. All your women keep
your little bungalows clean,
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446. I retire in about three months,
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447. and you're still gonna be here
for a long time.
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448. Now open the door.
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449. Don't take no orders from anybody.
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450. Let's go, fuck-nut. Time to go.
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451. - Hey! Don't touch those.
- What?
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452. He doesn't like it
when you touch the masks.
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453. God damn, I wouldn't want
the bum to freak out.
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454. Sorry about these chains, Mikey.
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455. What do you mean,
you're sorry about these chains?
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456. You got feelings for this big idiot,
is that what it is?
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457. What's the dig goin' on, Ismael?
What the fuck, man?
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458. You know what? I've been taking care
of this kid for almost 20 years.
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459. And me and him—
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460. You know what? Never mind.
Just shut up, man.
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461. Just keep your hands off his things.
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462. Don't look at me.
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463. I'll be a shitstorm
in your worst nightmare, motherfucker.
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464. I'll come in here and fuck this place up
one night, you watch.
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465. I really don't know what else to say, Michael.
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466. You haven't said a word for 15 years.
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467. Christ, that's a lifetime.
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468. That's nearly twice as long
as my first marriage.
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469. Wow.
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470. It's strange, Michael.
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471. In a weird way, you've become like...
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472. like my best friend.
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473. It just shows you how fucked up my life is.
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474. I've done all I possibly can for you.
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475. So I'm sorry to tell you
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476. that this is going to be my last day.
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477. Michael...
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478. I have to move on.
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479. I'm sorry.
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480. Take care, Michael.
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481. Take care.
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482. These eyes will deceive you.
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483. They will destroy you.
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484. They will take from you your innocence...
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485. your pride...
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486. and eventually your soul.
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487. These eyes do not see
what you and I see.
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488. Behind these eyes
one finds only blackness,
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489. the absence of light.
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490. These are the eyes...
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491. of a psychopath.
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492. Michael was created
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493. by a perfect alignment
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494. of interior and exterior factors
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495. gone violently wrong—
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496. a perfect storm, if you will.
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497. Thus creating a psychopath
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498. that knows no boundaries...
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499. and has no boundaries.
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500. Kendall, I really don't appreciate
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501. being called out of
my favorite watering hole
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502. to come down on
the fuckin' graveyard shift.
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503. If you do me dirt on this one,
I'll fuckin' hold it against you.
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504. Hey, you know what? I'll fuck her.
You don't want to fuck her?
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505. I'll fuck her. Right here.
Copy !req
506. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.
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507. Here we go.
I want you to meet Cousin Noel.
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508. - Hi, there, sweetie. Hi.
- Huh?
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509. Oh, we're just here to look in on you.
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510. We know it's your first night and all.
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511. We just want to see how you are. Oh!
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512. - Aren't you a pretty little thing?
- Not bad, huh?
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513. We're just makin' sure everything's okay.
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514. Oh, now, we're okay. Hey.
Ooh, look at those little titties.
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515. You're right!
Oh, look at there.
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516. - What else is under there?
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517. No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah! Whoo!
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518. We got ourselves a fighter!
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519. A fresh one!
You done good, cousin.
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520. Hah-hah!
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521. - I got an idea.
- Okay.
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522. I got me a fuckin' bona fide,
sure as shit idea!
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523. - Keep her fuckin' quiet.
- God, shut up.
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524. Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.
Copy !req
525. Hello, Mike!
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526. Hey, Mikey. We brought you
a little company.
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527. Yeah, we got you
some new, fresh meat, baby.
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528. Fuckin' bitch.
You want some of that?
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529. - Come on, baby!
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530. - Show us you're a man, huh?
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531. You want some fuckin' pussy?
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532. Yeah.
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533. You want some fuckin' pussy, huh?
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534. Yeah. Mm, that's good.
How 'bout some of that, killer?
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535. He ain't gonna do it.
Let me lick—
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536. Let me just—
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537. - You wanna fuckin' fight, huh?
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538. - Come on, bitch.
- Fuck the shit outta her.
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539. - Come on! Get on her!
- Yeah, baby!
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540. You fucking tard-ass faggot, come on!
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541. Yeah!
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542. You a faggot, boy?
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543. You a faggot, huh?
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544. What the fuck?
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545. Hey, you son of a bitch!
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546. Son of a bitch!
Let him go.
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547. Kendall!
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548. What the fuck, Mikey?
It's Kendall.
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549. It's Kendall, Mikey.
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550. Gloria?
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551. En el nombre del Padre, y del Hijo,
y del Espíritu Santo...
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552. Mikey, what are you doing
out of your room?
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553. Okay...
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554. Now, don't do nothing
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555. we're both gonna regret later,
okay, Mikey?
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556. I'm gonna have to get you back
into your room, okay now?
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557. Let me get these.
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558. I'm just gonna...
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559. get these handcuffs and...
Copy !req
560. I'm gonna try to put these handcuffs
on you right now, Mikey.
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561. And then we'll get you back
into your own bed, okay?
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562. Mikey!
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563. I was good to you, Mikey.
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564. I was good to you, Mikey.
Copy !req
565. Hello.
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566. - Sam.
- Who is this?
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567. Sam, it's Koplenson.
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568. Who?
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569. Dr. Koplenson from Smith's Grove.
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570. He's out.
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571. Michael's out.
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572. Shit. What?
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573. He broke out a few hours ago.
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574. Sam, it's a—
it's a fucking massacre.
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575. I'm coming right away.
All right.
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576. Oh, shit.
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577. Oh, fuck!
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578. Gotta leave the truck.
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579. All right, boys.
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580. Grizzley's back in town.
Who's got the Cracker Jacks?
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581. Grizzley's back!
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582. All right!
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583. Look it here.
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584. That's a new paint job.
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585. Don't mess it up. Don't scratch it.
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586. Yeah.
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587. Oh, man.
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588. Oh, my goodness.
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589. Ooh!
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590. Naughty girl.
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591. Naughty, naughty girl.
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592. Hey, buddy,
just to give you a heads up,
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593. I got a taco deluxe supreme
talking back at me,
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594. so I'm going to be a while.
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595. So do you mind waiting somewhere else
and let me pass this beast in peace?
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596. Look, brother...
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597. if you're looking for some kind of action,
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598. you better take it on the arches
before I'm done dropping this load.
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599. Or you're going to be one sorry A-hole.
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600. I see.
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601. What we got here is...
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602. a failure to communicate.
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603. You just hold on, Daisy.
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604. I've got something for you.
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605. Let me introduce myself.
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606. I'm Joe Grizzley, bitch.
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607. And I'm going to cut that mask
right off your face, you—
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608. Get— Get back!
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609. I ain't scared!
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610. Come on, what—
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611. Mason, Laurie!
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612. - Morning.
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613. Where are my goddamn glasses?
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614. - Jesus, Cynth, I'm gonna be late.
- On your head.
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615. - Oh, sh— I'm gonna lose my mind.
- Move.
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616. Excuse me.
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617. - You gotta be kidding me.
- Now what?
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618. It says here Nickel's Hardware
is going out of business.
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619. 42 years and that's it, over and done.
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620. Yeah, well, good. They're a rip-off.
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621. And Mr. Nickels is a horny old pervert.
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622. Okay, don't even want to know.
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623. Guess what, Mom.
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624. Mr. Nickels likes to touch me
the wrong way.
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625. Ooh, whoo, Mommy!
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626. Okay, that is so not funny.
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627. Want a screwdriver, Mommy?
You want a hammer?
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628. Look at this, Mom. Oh!
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629. - Laurie, stop!
- I'm sorry. Okay.
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630. - Are you eating?
- No, I'll get something at school.
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631. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, sure.
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632. Just let the faceless marauding
corporate monsters of America
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633. destroy everything
beautiful about this town.
Copy !req
634. Corporate monsters or not,
Epic Mart's a lot cheaper.
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635. Oh, man, I gotta get out of here.
Copy !req
636. - Thanks again for dropping that thing off.
- No sweat, Dad.
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637. Just shove the envelope
inside the mail slot, okay?
Copy !req
638. Yeah, Dad, I know.
Copy !req
639. They're coming by to look at it later, honey.
Copy !req
640. - So, it's very important that—
- Dad, okay.
Copy !req
641. I understand.
Muy importante.
Copy !req
642. - Love you.
- Love you, too.
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643. Have a good day.
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644. Mason, you forgot your briefcase, honey.
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645. - Ah, shit.
- Ah, shit.
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646. I feel like "What round is it?"
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647. Yeah.
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648. Oh, uh, you think you could...
glue Mr. Bones' arms on or something?
Copy !req
649. - Have a good day, baby.
- Yeah. Top on my priority list.
Copy !req
650. Hey, Laurie!
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651. - Wait up!
- Oh, God.
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652. - Leave me alone, Tommy.
- Wait.
Copy !req
653. Stop walking.
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654. - Can I ask you something serious?
- Sure, why not?
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655. Did you ever hear
about the Mexican Wolf Man?
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656. - No.
- Yeah, well, he's real.
Copy !req
657. - I saw him on TV last night...
- Yeah.
Copy !req
658. And his name's Danny, and his face
is completely covered with hair.
Copy !req
659. And he likes soccer.
I swear it! They showed—
Copy !req
660. - Okay.
- He's a wolf!
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661. Tommy, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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662. Lay off the candy corn, kid.
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663. Stop acting like I'm crazy. It's true!
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664. Tommy, I'm your babysitter.
You're crazy.
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665. - I know this. You're crazy.
- Ooohhh!
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666. All right, gotta make a stop here.
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667. Whoa! What are you, insane?
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668. Oh, my gosh, Tommy,
I'm not even listening to you.
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669. You'd better listen to me.
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670. He's right there.
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671. What are you, crazy?
You can't go in there.
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672. Oh, yes, I can.
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673. Hold my books, please?
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674. That's the devil's house.
The Boogey Man lives in there.
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675. Yeah.
Oh, no, Tommy.
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676. Don't even joke about it.
I'm serious.
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677. Oh, you're scaring me.
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678. The Boogey Man will get me
or Danny the Wolf Man.
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679. Oh, no, Tommy.
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680. Oh, no!
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681. Oh, no, it's pulling me—
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682. Oh, no, Tommy, it's pulling me in!
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683. Ha ha ha.
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684. It was just a joke. Chill.
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685. I wish it wasn't.
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686. Come on, hurry up.
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687. Chill, spazz-monkey.
Copy !req
688. Thanks.
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689. That's no place to screw around,
Laurie.
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690. - It's not a big deal.
- Not a big deal?
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691. Do you know whose house that is?
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692. Come on.
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693. - It's going to be fine.
- Yeah.
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694. What if something happens?
Copy !req
695. - Laurie, what is going to happen?
- I don't know.
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696. It's going to be fine.
Copy !req
697. What is going to be fine?
Copy !req
698. Annie wants me to pretend
to baby-sit Lindsey Wallace,
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699. then sneak out and dump her with me
so she can go and see Paul.
Copy !req
700. Sounds like
one of my crafty ideas.
Copy !req
701. - Yeah.
- I like it.
Copy !req
702. Anyway, I thought Paul was, like, grounded
for trashing his dad's motorcycle.
Copy !req
703. Oh, yeah.
No, he was, but he got out of it.
Copy !req
704. - You know.
- Yeah.
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705. Please?
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706. What if they come home early?
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707. Dude, they are not
going to come home early.
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708. Okay? Mrs. Wallace is a lush.
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709. They're going to be out all night
getting hammered.
Copy !req
710. Yeah. Annie, I really hate lying.
You know that.
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711. God, what are you, Mother Teresa?
Copy !req
712. - No.
- Yes, she is.
Copy !req
713. Look at her.
She's like a little angel.
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714. - She's Mother-fucking Teresa.
- Stop. I am not!
Copy !req
715. Please?
Copy !req
716. - All right, I'll do it.
- Yes!
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717. You owe me big time.
Copy !req
718. - I love you.
- I love you.
Copy !req
719. Did you know that ethyl alcohol
boils at 78.5 degrees Celsius?
Copy !req
720. - I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
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721. That's pretty cool, right?
Copy !req
722. Call me back.
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723. This is all your fault.
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724. I mean, you're responsible.
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725. I cannot be responsible
for everything that goes on in here.
Copy !req
726. - What about you?
- No, no, no, no.
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727. You're not pinning this on me.
Copy !req
728. - He was your patient, Doctor.
- Was my patient.
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729. Look, all you guys had to do
was to play zoo-keeper.
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730. Just keep the monkeyhouse locked
until the monkey died of old age.
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731. How difficult is that?
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732. Christ, you can barely tell
he's breathing half the time.
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733. He's been like a comatose kitty
for 15 years.
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734. If our security wasn't sufficient, Sammy,
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735. you should have warned us.
Copy !req
736. I see. So you're just going
to wash your hands of the whole thing.
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737. You know, you two make me sick.
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738. "He is mad that trusts
in the tameness of a wolf."
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739. We've given the authorities
his complete profile.
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740. Two road blocks and an all-points bulletin
wouldn't stop a 5-year-old.
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741. Well, what do you want us to do?
Copy !req
742. Yes. I mean,
what do you want us to do?
Copy !req
743. I want you to get on the phone,
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744. and I want you to tell them
who broke out of here last night.
Copy !req
745. And I want you to tell them
exactly where he's going.
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746. Christ, we don't know where he's going.
Copy !req
747. It must be great living in denial.
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748. I must try it sometime.
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749. Look, you and that army
of shirt-tuckers up there,
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750. you know damn well where he's going.
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751. And where is that?
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752. Haddonfield!
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753. Haddonfield's a hundred miles
away from here.
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754. This is so fucked.
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755. What, me suspended from the squad?
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756. I don't mean to sound conceited,
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757. but I'm, like, the fucking hottest
cheerleader they've got.
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758. Yeah, Lynda,
that doesn't sound conceited.
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759. What, so now nobody
can take a joke anymore?
Copy !req
760. - What did you say?
- Check it.
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761. So Lady Fuck-face gives us
three new cheers to learn,
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762. so I'm like, "Hey, why don't we just
rock it commando, flash some snatch?
Copy !req
763. And maybe nobody will notice
we're doing the same old tired cheers."
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764. - Oh, you didn't.
- Oh, yeah, I did.
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765. - Yeah, you did.
- Yeah.
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766. You know what that
dried-up fucking bitch did?
Copy !req
767. - What?
- Calls my dad and tells him what I said.
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768. - Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
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769. That C-U-N-T, yeah,
needs to get laid.
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770. What did your dad say?
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771. Oh, who cares?
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772. I'll just give him the little sweetie-pants
princess suck-up routine.
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773. Daddy's little pookie would never
say something like that.
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774. Gosh, ever since your parents split up,
Copy !req
775. you have your dad
wrapped around your little finger.
Copy !req
776. Totally wrapped.
Copy !req
777. - Hey, bitches!
- Hey, Annie.
Copy !req
778. - Thanks for waiting for me.
- Whatever. Hurry your ass up.
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779. God.
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780. Hey, I heard about your
little cheerleading incident.
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781. Yeah, I'm totally famous.
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782. You're totally a slut.
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783. Yeah.
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784. Anyway, today in class,
in French class,
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785. Mr. Leclerc was totally
flirting with me.
Copy !req
786. - God, here we go!
- We were conjugating the verb "to want."
Copy !req
787. - Because he so wants you!
- Je veuxl Je veuxl
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788. - Oh, my gosh.
- Bare Leclerc.
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789. Bare Leclerc wants me.
Copy !req
790. I think that guy's watching us.
Copy !req
791. - What guy?
- That guy over there.
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792. Yeah?
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793. - Oh, please.
- I saw him outside school earlier.
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794. Probably just some pervert
cruising school poontang.
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795. Yeah, wait. Watch this.
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796. Hey, freak!
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797. Hey, freak, you want
some of the young stuff?
Copy !req
798. You like that?
Well, come and get it.
Copy !req
799. - Hey!
- Lynda, stop.
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800. Hey, asshole.
My daddy's the sheriff.
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801. Huh? Why don't you go crawl back
under your fucking rock?
Copy !req
802. - Yeah, whatever.
- See, I told you.
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803. He's just some
stupid fucking pervert.
Copy !req
804. - Total pervert.
- Gosh, you guys are crazy.
Copy !req
805. That guy could have been dangerous.
Copy !req
806. - Oh, God.
- Whatever.
Copy !req
807. - What is he going to do?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
808. Oh, my God.
You should date him!
Copy !req
809. - You should!
- You guys!
Copy !req
810. Come on, let's go get something—
Copy !req
811. - Oh, no, 5-0.
- Hey.
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812. Hi, Dad.
Copy !req
813. Hey, Mr. Brackett.
Copy !req
814. - Nice furry hat, Mr. Brackett.
- Thank you.
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815. What's up, Dad?
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816. I'm on my way home.
Anybody want a ride?
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817. Yeah. Hell, yeah, I'll take a ride.
Copy !req
818. - No.
- You guys?
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819. Bacon-mobiles make me nauseous.
Copy !req
820. - Nice.
- Bye, Annie.
Copy !req
821. - See you later.
- Bye, guys.
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822. Hey, kiddo.
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823. - Kind of a drag having a pig as a dad.
- Nah, I like him.
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824. Yeah? Do you think
he was flirting with me?
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825. - You are so demented.
- Totally.
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826. - Yeah. See ya.
- Bye.
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827. - I hate you!
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828. Aw, how cute.
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829. Would you please help me
with this stupid thing?
Copy !req
830. Okay, okay, okay.
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831. Jeez. Mom, why do you
deal with this every year?
Copy !req
832. Because for some unbelievable reason,
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833. your father likes it.
Copy !req
834. - The feet look like the hands—
- It's not working.
Copy !req
835. And the hands like the feet,
and I can't get the thing in the hole, and—
Copy !req
836. - Oh, I can't get it!
- Calm down, I'm helping—
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837. Oh, I got it.
Copy !req
838. - You got it?
- Will you try and get those right?
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839. Okay, I'll try.
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840. Oh, jeez.
Copy !req
841. I've been out here
for two hours doing this.
Copy !req
842. There.
Copy !req
843. - Hey, do you want me to get—
- Just hang himself. No!
Copy !req
844. I'm still upset about the whole
bagel thing this morning,
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845. if you want to know the truth.
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846. Mom, that was a joke.
Copy !req
847. - Oh, yeah. Well, let me tell you.
- It was a joke.
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848. There are some things
moms don't need to hear.
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849. - Yeah, I'm 17.
- I know you're 17.
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850. You're the best, Mom.
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851. Yeah, it's right over here.
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852. Yeah. Hello?
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853. Yes, uh, Sheriff Brackett, please.
Copy !req
854. Dr. Samuel Loomis.
Yeah. Hello? He—
Copy !req
855. Oh, sh— ugh!
Can I borrow your cell phone?
Copy !req
856. This thing's about as useful
as a row of Christmas puddings.
Copy !req
857. Oh, no. I don't have one.
Copy !req
858. Causes brain cancer.
Copy !req
859. Oh, yeah. Right.
Copy !req
860. You know, I remember this mess
just like it happened yesterday?
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861. It was tragic.
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862. The poor woman,
I guess she couldn't stand the stress
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863. of being labeled "Satan's mother."
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864. I think she blew her fucking head off.
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865. I'm still amazed.
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866. A young boy like that
butchering all those people.
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867. And the doctor involved—
I think he wrote a book or something.
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868. Fucking blood money.
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869. Yeah, I read that book.
It was a masterpiece.
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870. - Now, are we close?
- Yes, it's just here. I go—
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871. - Goddamn son of a bitch!
- What?
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872. Those fucking kids!
Jesus Christ!
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873. Don't they think I have anything better to do
with my time than clean up this shit?
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874. Fucking little idiots! God damn it!
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875. Where the hell are you going?
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876. Who would do sick shit like this?
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877. I think I know whose grave that is.
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878. Dude, it fucking totally sucks
that they're selling this place.
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879. It's reduced.
Maybe I can buy it.
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880. Yeah, with like, your $10 you have
in your piggy bank?
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881. It's a shithole anyway.
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882. I'm going to miss it.
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883. Don't worry, dude.
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884. We'll find another house to party in.
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885. Besides, I'm gonna
get the van all jacked up.
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886. You're gonna want to spend
more time in there anyway.
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887. Wait, wait!
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888. Wait, just like that.
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889. Oh, God.
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890. Oh, wait. Wait.
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891. Right there, right there.
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892. - Hold on!
- Wait, my calf is cramping, man.
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893. Why'd you stop?
Oh, God—
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894. Oh, fuck.
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895. A fucking little warning would be nice.
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896. - Fuck.
- I'm sorry.
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897. Jesus.
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898. - Get me another beer.
- You get it.
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899. I'm the one that just did all the heavy lifting.
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900. All right, I'll go.
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901. So, seriously, on a scale from 1 to 10,
should I have a 5?
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902. How about... zero?
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903. - More like—
- Zero.
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904. More like zero plus 11.
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905. - Hello?
- Yo, Mama.
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906. What up, dude?
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907. - Nothing much.
- Oh, what's wrong?
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908. I was just thinking about
what Annie said earlier today,
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909. concerning my so-called
"cheerleading incident."
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910. I don't know.
It's kind of bumming me out.
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911. Fuck, dude, who put
all the empties back in here?
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912. You don't think that, do you?
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913. Lynda, I don't think you're a slut.
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914. Come on, that's ridiculous.
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915. I don't give a shit what Annie thinks anyway.
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916. But I care what you think.
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917. Aww!
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918. Fuck!
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919. What— What the f—
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920. Jesus, Bob, could you move
your pokey ass a little slower?
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921. Well, could you?
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922. Well, that's cute.
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923. See anything you like?
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924. Okay, enough.
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925. Joke's over.
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926. Beer, please.
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927. Hey, Casper the Friendly Asshole Ghost,
hand me my beer.
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928. Well, fucking hand it over, dip-shit.
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929. Why do you have to become
such a fucking jerk every time we do it?
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930. You think you'd be grateful
that I let you touch me with that thing.
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931. And anyway, you're not a zero.
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932. You're a fucking minus 5 or something.
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933. Whatever.
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934. What'd you do to this beer?
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935. What about this big one here?
That looks perfect.
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936. - You mean, like, this one here?
- Yeah, that one.
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937. - Yes, yes, that's lovely.
- .22 Smith & Wesson.
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938. - That's good.
- Yeah.
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939. That's okay if you want to just piss it off.
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940. If you want to blow its fucking head off...
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941. this is what you want.
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942. .357 Magnum.
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943. Wolff mainspring, polygonal rifling.
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944. Beautiful, beautiful.
Poly what?
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945. - Muzzle velocity of 1,450 feet per second.
- Great, just wrap it up.
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946. - That's fine.
- Okay, okay.
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947. - Take it easy.
- Thank you. Yes.
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948. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
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949. If you could just wrap it up,
that'd be great.
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950. - Thank you.
- What are we hunting?
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951. - Girls, you look so beautiful.
- Little princesses.
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952. - Trick or treat.
- Here you go.
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953. - Thank you.
- Here's some candy.
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954. - Oh, Happy Halloween.
- You, too.
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955. - Bye, you guys.
- Thank you. Bye.
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956. So cute.
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957. I cannot believe you're graduating this year.
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958. I remember when you used
to run around looking like that.
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959. Mom, I was never a princess.
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960. Last thing I was at their age
was dead Little Red Riding Hood.
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961. You were this beautiful ballerina—
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962. No, you bought me the blood
and you gave me the cuts.
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963. "My costume's too tight."
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964. - You don't remember that?
- I never wore a tutu.
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965. You getting many kids?
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966. Only two so far.
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967. Listen...
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968. be careful tonight.
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969. I know.
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970. A lot of nut cases come out on Halloween.
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971. It's, uh—
What was it you told me to say?
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972. - Amateur night.
- Yeah, that's right. Amateur night.
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973. Dad, I'm just going to be babysitting.
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974. - What's the worst thing I could do?
- All right, okay.
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975. - I'm just saying.
- Nice.
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976. - All right.
- Sorry.
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977. - Aah!
- Mom, st—
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978. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Strode!
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979. - Hey, Annie.
- Hey.
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980. How's your dad?
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981. Oh, you know, same as always.
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982. - You know what that means?
- Mm-hmm.
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983. Yeah. Love you guys!
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984. - Love you, too!
- Bye-bye!
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985. Gonna give me some lovin'?
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986. I'll give you some lovin' later, but first
you're going to talk about the vacation.
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987. I'm going to go build a fire.
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988. Vacation.
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989. I hate vacation. Let's stay home.
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990. Aaahhh!
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991. No! No!
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992. You leave my baby alone, you—
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993. Okay, Tommy,
here's your jelly sandwich,
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994. hold the peanut butter.
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995. Good.
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996. You know, if you listened to me
the first time,
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997. you wouldn't had to have made it twice.
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998. - Laurie?
- What?
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999. Is the Boogey Man real?
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1000. Why are you so obsessed
with the Boogey Man, Tommy?
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1001. - Well, I hear things at school.
- Like what?
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1002. Well, I heard that on Halloween night,
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1003. the Boogey Man sneaks out
and attacks kids who don't believe.
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1004. You know what, Tommy?
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1005. It is true.
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1006. He likes to eat little boys like you.
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1007. Oh, my God!
The Boogey Man's here!
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1008. We're going to die!
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1009. Hold that thought.
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1010. That's not appropriate
babysitter behavior, Laurie.
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1011. Hello?
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1012. Shut up.
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1013. - My parents will hear about this one.
- Yo, it's me. Hey.
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1014. So the Wallaces are finally out of my face.
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1015. I just talked to Paul.
He's on his way over.
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1016. So I'm finishing making the Queen of Sheba
her popcorn, and then I will be over.
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1017. I have some fun and exciting news for you,
so I'll see you in a few minutes.
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1018. Okay, bye.
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1019. - Guess what, Tommy.
- What?
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1020. Lindsey Wallace is coming over.
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1021. What? She can't come over here!
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1022. - What if the guys see her?
- So?
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1023. One, she's a girl.
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1024. Two, she's not a boy.
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1025. And three, she smells like you.
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1026. This is going to be a long night.
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1027. For the both of us.
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1028. - Don't start with me.
- Uh, uh.
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1029. What's the matter with you?
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1030. Lindsey... get your coat on.
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1031. We're going to go over
and see Tommy Doyal.
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1032. Okay.
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1033. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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1034. Yeah, exactly.
I said get your coat on.
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1035. We're going over to your late-night lover
Tommy Doyal's house.
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1036. No, you didn't.
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1037. Yes, I did.
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1038. No, you didn't.
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1039. Don, I'm sorry if I don't
sound too concerned,
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1040. but a dead coyote and a missing headstone
doesn't prove anything.
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1041. Well, I think you're wrong, Sheriff.
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1042. I think it does prove
that he's here in Haddonfield.
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1043. It was a Halloween prank.
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1044. Kids pull shit like that all the time.
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1045. The stone will be returned tomorrow.
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1046. And besides, it weighs over half a ton.
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1047. That's my point exactly.
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1048. So you're saying that one man picked it up
and walked away with it?
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1049. Yes.
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1050. Doc, I may have been born,
but I wasn't born yesterday.
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1051. I'm sorry, Sheriff,
but please listen to me.
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1052. This may be a matter of life and death.
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1053. All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.
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1054. You come by my office tomorrow—
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1055. Tomorrow is too late.
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1056. Evil is here.
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1057. It's walking amongst us.
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1058. Doc, it sounds to me like
you're talking about the Antichrist.
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1059. Well, perhaps I am.
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1060. Smell my feet
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1061. Give me something good to eat
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1062. If you don't, I don't care
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1063. I'll pull down Annie's underwear
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1064. I can't believe you're making me
haul this thing all the way over there.
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1065. I can't believe you think
I'm not going to tell.
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1066. Gonna share some popcorn
with your little boyfriend?
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1067. No, I'm not.
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1068. You know you are.
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1069. You know you're going
to share something with Paul.
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1070. You know how annoying you are?
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1071. How?
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1072. Trick or treat, smell my feet.
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1073. Give me something good to eat
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1074. - If you don't, I don't care—
- I swear to God, Lindsey.
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1075. If you don't stop singing that song,
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1076. we're going to have
a pumpkin-smashing party
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1077. right here in the middle of the street.
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1078. Tommy, where's your girlfriend Laurie?
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1079. Laurie's not my girlfriend.
I hate girls.
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1080. Why doesn't anyone understand this?
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1081. Good. So does Lindsey.
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1082. Go worship your god.
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1083. - Hey.
- Brought you a present.
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1084. Thanks.
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1085. You, my dear, will be happy to know
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1086. that I talked to Paul
about his buddy Ben Tramer.
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1087. Oh, I thought you said
Ben Tramer was retarded.
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1088. Yeah, but he's not
Shortbus retarded or anything.
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1089. What? He's okay.
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1090. - I mean, you need a boyfriend!
- Annie, I don't need a boyfriend.
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1091. - No, that's not what I meant.
- I'm fine.
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1092. - You need—
- Okay, Annie—
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1093. Oh! Oh! Yes!
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1094. Yes, Annie!
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1095. Okay, ok—
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1096. All right, you're right.
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1097. I need a boyfriend.
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1098. So, what did he say?
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1099. He said, and I quote,
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1100. "Dude, she's fucking hot."
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1101. - Really?
- Uh-huh.
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1102. Oh, fuck, that's Paul.
I gotta go.
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1103. - Have fun.
- Thanks, I will.
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1104. - Bye, sexy.
- Bye.
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1105. Hi, baby.
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1106. - What's up?
- How are you?
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1107. I'm good.
How are you?
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1108. Good.
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1109. You have to stop thinking
that we're dealing with a normal man here.
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1110. We're dealing with
a soulless killing machine,
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1111. driven by pure animal instinct.
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1112. Dr. Loomis, I'm going
to have to level with you.
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1113. I read your book.
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1114. I know exactly who you are,
and frankly, I don't like you.
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1115. And I'll tell you something else.
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1116. I think you have created
quite the masterpiece of a monster
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1117. off the blood of this town,
because monsters sell books.
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1118. Please, just look at this photograph
on the cover of the book.
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1119. All right.
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1120. I first met Michael 17 years ago.
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1121. When I first met him,
he was a sweet, charming little boy.
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1122. But he had nothing inside.
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1123. There was something missing, a void.
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1124. There was no conscience, no reason,
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1125. even a rudimentary sense
of life or death, right or wrong.
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1126. Yeah. He's come back for her.
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1127. And who is her?
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1128. He's come back for his baby sister.
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1129. I know it in my bones, Sheriff.
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1130. To do what?
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1131. I don't know, Sheriff, but...
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1132. it's not good.
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1133. If I break a promise I made a long time ago,
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1134. then you must promise that you will play it
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1135. razor, and I mean razor, straight with me.
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1136. [Mr. Strode, on machine]
Hello. You have reached
the Strode residence.
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1137. We can't come to the phone right now.
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1138. So please leave a message and have a...
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1139. Happy Halloweenl
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1140. Yeah, this is Sheriff Brackett. Hello?
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1141. If you can hear me, pick up.
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1142. Please, if you can hear me,
I need to talk to you immediately.
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1143. Let's go.
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1144. - Laurie?
- What, Tommy?
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1145. I would like to return to the subject
we started earlier this evening.
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1146. What? Your hatred of peanut butter?
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1147. No, the Boogey Man.
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1148. I need some closure on this topic.
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1149. I've heard all about this.
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1150. What do you want to know, Tommy?
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1151. Why would he only attack kids
who don't believe?
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1152. I mean, it doesn't make sense.
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1153. Is it because if you believe,
then you're protected by his powers?
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1154. Okay, Tommy,
enough about the Boogey Man.
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1155. It's nonsense.
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1156. I'm with Tommy on this one.
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1157. Yeah. Why do you keep
avoiding the subject, Laurie?
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1158. Is— Is she scared?
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1159. - Maybe she is.
- Ooh, yeah.
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1160. - Maybe you're scared!
- Are you scared?
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1161. Okay, stop! Stop!
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1162. Leave me alone for five seconds, please.
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1163. - Five, four, three...
- You guys...
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1164. - Okay, please don't.
- Two, one.
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1165. No! No!
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1166. I'm going to tell your parents!
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1167. Hey, don't pull it like that.
You're going to stretch it all out.
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1168. - Come on, munchie.
- Stop. This is expensive, idiot.
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1169. - You want to fuck me?
- Yeah.
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1170. - Yeah?
- You're so fucking hot, babe.
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1171. You want to fuck me?
I want to hear you say it.
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1172. - I'm gonna fuck you.
- Yeah?
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1173. Say it again.
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1174. It's so fucking warm.
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1175. Oh, my—
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1176. What's the matter?
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1177. Lindsey, it's time for you to go home.
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1178. But the movie's not over.
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1179. You can finish watching the movie
at your house.
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1180. - How about during the commercial break?
- Negative.
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1181. Go get your jacket!
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1182. You heard her, girl.
Keep on marching.
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1183. Ugh! I am Queen Sheba, okay?
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1184. - Bow down and worship me.
- Go get your jacket.
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1185. Are you sure you're okay
while I take Lindsey home?
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1186. - I'm fine.
- Are you sure, little Tommy?
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1187. - You'll be by yourself!
- I'm fine, now stop asking!
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1188. - Are you sure?
- Yes!
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1189. - He's scared.
- No, I'm not.
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1190. - Yes, you are.
- Shut up.
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1191. Okay, you guys. Stop.
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1192. Behave, Tommy-Wommy.
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1193. About 17 years ago,
I respond to a 911
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1194. which turned out to be
the Myers woman's suicide.
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1195. And I see this beautiful,
innocent baby sitting in this bloody mess,
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1196. and I can't imagine this child growing up
with a stigma around her neck,
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1197. so I omit her from the report,
I drive her to another town,
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1198. and drop her off
at the nearest emergency room.
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1199. And I think that this
is going to be the end of it.
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1200. About three months later,
I find out from a friend of mine,
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1201. Mason Strode,
that he's adopted the baby.
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1202. Oh, my God.
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1203. - Cold?
- Yeah.
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1204. Okay, come here.
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1205. - Did you have fun?
- Yeah.
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1206. You sure?
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1207. Yeah.
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1208. Annie? We're coming in.
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1209. You better be decent.
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1210. - Where are the lights?
- Here.
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1211. Annie!
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1212. Oh, my God!
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1213. Lindsey, run home!
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1214. Go call the police! Go!
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1215. Help! Help! Help!
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1216. Oh, my God, honey!
Are you okay?
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1217. Oh, baby, what happened?
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1218. - He's in—
- I'm going to call the police.
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1219. Okay? I promise.
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1220. Shit!
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1221. - 911.
- I need an ambulance, please!
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1222. My friend's bleeding to death.
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1223. Laurie!
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1224. Laurie!
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1225. Laurie!
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1226. My name is Laurie Strode,
and I'm at 1987 Winchester Drive.
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1227. We have a 911 call,
1987 Winchester Drive.
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1228. This is Brackett.
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1229. What's the nature of the emergency
and who called it in?
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1230. Two-stabbing-victim call
placed by a Laurie Strode.
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1231. He's found her!
He's found her, for God's sake!
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1232. - How long's it going to take to get there?
- It's about ten minutes.
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1233. Laurie!
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1234. Please, you've got to help her.
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1235. Laurie!
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1236. Baby! Baby, hold on, okay?
Annie, they're com—
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1237. Help!
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1238. Help! Please!
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1239. Help!
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1240. Help! Please!
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1241. Help, please! Someone!
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1242. Tommy!
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1243. Tommy, open the door!
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1244. Open the door!
Tommy, open the door!
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1245. Tommy!
Open the door!
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1246. Open the door! Tommy!
Open the door!
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1247. What's going on?
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1248. What's happening?
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1249. Where's Lindsey, Tommy?
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1250. - Where's Lindsey?
- She's right there!
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1251. - She's upstairs!
- I'm right here.
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1252. Go upstairs!
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1253. Tommy, go upstairs!
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1254. Guys, get in the bathroom!
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1255. - He's coming!
- Stop! Shh!
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1256. Tommy, be quiet, please?
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1257. I got this.
You check upstairs.
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1258. Right.
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1259. This is the police.
Are you all right?
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1260. He's out there! Please help us!
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1261. The door's locked.
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1262. Are you able to unlock the door?
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1263. Are you able to open the door?
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1264. Yeah.
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1265. Laurie, no.
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1266. Is he gone?
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1267. No, there's no one out here.
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1268. Please, just unlock the door.
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1269. Yeah, hold on.
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1270. - No!
- Open the door.
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1271. Oh, God!
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1272. Freeze!
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1273. Aah!
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1274. Stay behind me.
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1275. Annie?
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1276. Sweetie?
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1277. Annie.
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1278. Annie. Oh, sweetie.
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1279. Stay with me.
Stay with me.
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1280. They'll be here soon.
Come on, darling.
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1281. Jesus.
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1282. Over here!
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1283. Inside here!
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1284. - Boogey Man!
- Help!
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1285. Guys, over here!
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1286. - The Boogey Man!
- What is it?
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1287. Help! The Boogey Man!
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1288. - What? What?
- He's over there!
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1289. He took Laurie.
He took Laurie away.
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1290. Okay, guys.
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1291. Go over and stand by that ambulance
and just wait there.
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1292. Don't move!
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1293. Lynda?
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1294. Lynda?
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1295. Lynda, wake up!
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1296. Lynda, wake up, please!
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1297. Lynda, wake up!
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1298. Lynda, please wake up!
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1299. Lynda, please!
Please, please, please wake up!
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1300. He's going to come soon.
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1301. Lynda, wake up, please!
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1302. Who are you?
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1303. What do you want?
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1304. No, no, please.
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1305. Please don't hurt us, please!
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1306. No, please don't hurt me, please!
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1307. I don't understand.
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1308. Please, just let—
Please leave me alone!
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1309. I don't know them! Please!
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1310. I want to help you.
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1311. I just don't understand.
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1312. I want to help you.
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1313. I just don't know how.
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1314. I want to help you.
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1315. I don't—
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1316. You motherfucker!
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1317. Someone help me!
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1318. Shit. Let me out!
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1319. Fuck!
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1320. Let me out!
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1321. Somebody, please help me!
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1322. Please!
Somebody, please!
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1323. Get off! Help me!
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1324. Please, please.
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1325. Please.
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1326. Help! Somebody, please!
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1327. No, please, please.
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1328. Help! Somebody, please!
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1329. Help! Help!
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1330. Somebody, please!
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1331. Please. Please.
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1332. No. No. No.
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1333. Shit.
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1334. Please! Somebody!
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1335. Michael! Stop!
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1336. Michael, it's me... Samuel.
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1337. Michael, please stop!
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1338. Help! Please!
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1339. Please! Stop!
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1340. Stop! Michael!
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1341. Shit.
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1342. Help!
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1343. Stop!
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1344. Please.
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1345. Help me, please.
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1346. It's all right. It's all right.
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1347. You're safe now. It's okay.
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1348. Ow, my leg.
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1349. It's okay.
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1350. It's all right.
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1351. Was that the Boogey Man?
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1352. As a matter of fact, I do believe it was.
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1353. Jesus Christ! What the hell?
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1354. Michael, don't!
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1355. Michael, stop!
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1356. For God's sake, listen to me!
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1357. Look... it's not her fault.
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1358. Michael, it's my fault.
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1359. I failed you.
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1360. Please, let her go. Please.
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1361. Open!
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