1. - Come on, come on.
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
2. Will you hurry up?Copy !req
3. I'm home.Copy !req
4. Afternoon, Miss Edna.Copy !req
5. Penny, your mother called.Copy !req
6. Tracy Turnblad, can't you
say hello to Mrs. Malinski?Copy !req
7. Mm, mm, mm.Copy !req
8. Every day she's got to watch that
Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
9. Delinquents, if you ask me.Copy !req
10. It ain't right to be dancing
on TV to that colored music.Copy !req
11. - She's just a teenager.
- Hmph.Copy !req
12. - Goodbye, Mrs. Malinski.
- Goodbye, Edna.Copy !req
13. Mashed Potato
Feel it in your feet nowCopy !req
14. Mashed Potato
Come on get the beat nowCopy !req
15. Baby, come on honey,
come on babyCopy !req
16. Could you turn that racket down?Copy !req
17. I'm trying to iron in here.Copy !req
18. They found this dance
was outta sightCopy !req
19. Doin' the lion sleeps tonightCopy !req
20. Mashed PotatoCopy !req
21. Woo, yeahCopy !req
22. Ladies and gentlemen,
Corny Collins.Copy !req
23. Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome
to The Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
24. That was Dee Dee Sharp
and today's...Copy !req
25. Thwip. ... Bull's-eye hit,
"Mashed Potato Time."Copy !req
26. We've got our first
telegram of the day.Copy !req
27. Thank you very much, Tammy.Copy !req
28. "Please have Lou Ann Levorowski
and I.Q. Jones lead a dance."Copy !req
29. Signed, "your number one fan
in West Baltimore."Copy !req
30. Here they come.
Come up here, kids.Copy !req
31. - Hi, Corny.
- Hi, West Baltimore.Copy !req
32. You're a groovy chick. How long have
you been a regular on the show?Copy !req
33. I've been on the
Council for five months.Copy !req
34. And you, I.Q.?Copy !req
35. Two out-of-sight years.Copy !req
36. Heh, not bad.Copy !req
37. God, he's gorgeous, Penny.Copy !req
38. - Look at her hair.
- Aah!Copy !req
39. Gosh, I wish mine was that high.Copy !req
40. And what's your favorite
record from the survey?Copy !req
41. "Gravy."Copy !req
42. All right, here's I. Q. Jones
and Lou Ann Levorowski...Copy !req
43. leading our next dance,
Give Me Gravy on my Mashed Potatoes.Copy !req
44. I need gravy
Give me, give meCopy !req
45. Give me, give me gravy tonightCopy !req
46. I knew you danced
The mashed potato fineCopy !req
47. But that don't show me
That you're really mineCopy !req
48. What's with dancin'
Without romancin'?Copy !req
49. So put that somethin'
extra on the lineCopy !req
50. Give me gravy
On my mashed potatoesCopy !req
51. Give me gravy
Come on and treat me rightCopy !req
52. Give me gravy
You're the greatestCopy !req
53. So give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonightCopy !req
54. Link, tell the home viewers
where we'll be tonight.Copy !req
55. Well, Corny, we'll be
at the Parkville VFW.Copy !req
56. For the Corny Collins Record Hop.Copy !req
57. Stuck-up little spastic.Copy !req
58. She's such a queer.Copy !req
59. Parkville VFW, 8:00.
What do you want to hear, Amber?Copy !req
60. "Shake a Tail Feather"
by The Five Du-Tones.Copy !req
61. Here they are, The Five Du-Tones.Copy !req
62. I heard about the fella
You've been dancin' withCopy !req
63. All over the neighborhoodCopy !req
64. So why didn't you ask me, baby?Copy !req
65. Or didn't you think I could?Copy !req
66. I know that the Bossa Nova's
Outta sightCopy !req
67. I've seen him do
the Bird all nightCopy !req
68. But, if that was you and me
Out there, babyCopy !req
69. I would have shown you
How to do it rightCopy !req
70. Do it rightCopy !req
71. Bend over
Let me see you shake a tail featherCopy !req
72. Twistin'! Shake-it, shake-it, shake-it
Shake-it, babyCopy !req
73. You should be on
that council, not her.Copy !req
74. I know I should, Penny.
Hey, I'm going to that hop tonight.Copy !req
75. Oh, let me come. We'll lie and say
we're going to the library to study.Copy !req
76. - It's a deal, heh.
- Heh.Copy !req
77. - We'll meet 8:00, up on the avenue.
- Heh.Copy !req
78. Okay, young ladies. I've had just
about enough of this screeching music.Copy !req
79. Mother, we're watching
The Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
80. Penny,
your mother called all frantic.Copy !req
81. She said you are punished.Copy !req
82. I'm always punished.Copy !req
83. And Tracy, I have told
you about that hair...Copy !req
84. all ratted up like
a teenage Jezebel.Copy !req
85. Oh, Mother,
you're so '50s.Copy !req
86. Tracy's flamboyant flip
is all the rage, Miss Edna.Copy !req
87. Jackie Kennedy, our first lady,
even rats her hair.Copy !req
88. But Tracy ain't no
first lady, are you, Tracy?Copy !req
89. No, sirree, she's a hairhopper.
That's what she is.Copy !req
90. Now, I've got nothing but
hampers of ironing to do...Copy !req
91. and my diet pill is wearing off.Copy !req
92. Tracy, I want you to go
to your room and study.Copy !req
93. And Penny,
don't you be listening...Copy !req
94. to every bit of nonsense
my daughter tells you.Copy !req
95. If I didn't know better,
I'd swear she was mental.Copy !req
96. Now what? More soiled laundry
for Mommy, I suppose.Copy !req
97. Come in.Copy !req
98. Edna, have you seen Penny?Copy !req
99. Good Lord, Prudy,
she's right over there.Copy !req
100. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
101. Penny Pingleton,
you know you were punished.Copy !req
102. From now on, you're wearing a giant P
on your blouse every day to school...Copy !req
103. so that the whole world knows that
Penny Pingleton is permanently...Copy !req
104. positively punished.Copy !req
105. Eight o'clock.Copy !req
106. - Bye, Miss Edna.
- Bye, honey.Copy !req
107. I said no.Copy !req
108. - Oh, stop. Stop, unh.
- What is it? What is it?Copy !req
109. Unh, oh, my God.Copy !req
110. - Amber, what's the matter?
- No, get off of me.Copy !req
111. - Don't look at me.
- Whoa, what's the matter? Amber.Copy !req
112. What's the matter?Copy !req
113. I happen to have a blemish.Copy !req
114. You had three good
close-ups today, period.Copy !req
115. Why can't you dance up front
where the voters can see you?Copy !req
116. Leave me alone, Mother.
I have a pimple.Copy !req
117. Heh, you had to choose a colored
record as your favorite song?Copy !req
118. That's nice for the neighbors.Copy !req
119. You got something against
Connie Francis?Copy !req
120. Shelley Fabares?Copy !req
121. - I love Shelley Fabares.
- Oh.Copy !req
122. Amber, Amber.Copy !req
123. Are you listening to me?Copy !req
124. We have to have a little talk.Copy !req
125. You know, if your father is
forced to integrate Tilted Acres...Copy !req
126. we're out of business.Copy !req
127. So at least act
white on television.Copy !req
128. Leave me alone, Mother.Copy !req
129. "Shake a Tail Feather"
is a wild song.Copy !req
130. It's got a good beat
and you can dance to it.Copy !req
131. Oh, God, of all nights.Copy !req
132. A Corny Collins record hop,
and I've got craters.Copy !req
133. Unh, just pop it. Pop it.Copy !req
134. Just relax. Relax.Copy !req
135. Don't be ridiculous.
Take it easy.Copy !req
136. Tension is the worst thing
for a complexion.Copy !req
137. Come on. Lie down. Lie down.Copy !req
138. No moping.Copy !req
139. Mother is here.Copy !req
140. You have beautiful skin, Amber.Copy !req
141. There. It's gone.Copy !req
142. Now it's time for you-know-whatCopy !req
143. Mother, I know all the dances.Copy !req
144. Come on. Get up. Get up.Copy !req
145. - Practice makes perfect.
- Ugh.Copy !req
146. I ought to know.Copy !req
147. Don't forget, I was
Miss Soft Crab in 1945.Copy !req
148. And that title wasn't handed to me
on a silver platter. I worked for it.Copy !req
149. Now come on. A one, two,
a one, two, three, pony.Copy !req
150. Mash potatoes.Copy !req
151. Faster.Copy !req
152. Amber, I'd like to talk to you.Copy !req
153. Yes, Daddy?Copy !req
154. Don't stop. Cha-cha.Copy !req
155. - I'm tired.
- One, two, cha-cha-cha.Copy !req
156. One, two, cha-cha-cha.Copy !req
157. I had some new campaign fliers made up
today, all for Daddy's little girl.Copy !req
158. Now, I want you to hand those out
at the hop tonight to everyone.Copy !req
159. Each and every one of those.Copy !req
160. - Twist.
- Oh, Daddy, ugh.Copy !req
161. No lip from you, Miss ingrate.Copy !req
162. This campaign is costing us
an arm and a leg.Copy !req
163. New gowns,
hairdresser three times a week.Copy !req
164. Your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat
up all the profits from the Tilt-A-Whirl.Copy !req
165. Do as Daddy says or we'll send you
to Catholic school where you belong.Copy !req
166. - Right, Franklin?
- That's right. Catholic school.Copy !req
167. Pass the macaroni
and cheese, please.Copy !req
168. Did you take that appetite suppressant
I gave you on Dr. McKenzie's orders?Copy !req
169. Mother, I'm a growing teenager.
I need food.Copy !req
170. Let her eat, Edna.Copy !req
171. Tracy, did you do your chores
around the house today?Copy !req
172. Not Miss Tracy,
Cyd Charisse herself.Copy !req
173. She's too busy ratting her hair
and doing the Ubangi stomp.Copy !req
174. Tracy, we all have
responsibilities in life.Copy !req
175. You may think owning the Hardy
Har joke shop is all drudgery...Copy !req
176. unwrapping dribble glasses,
checking doggie doo inventory...Copy !req
177. but I love it.Copy !req
178. You'll see. Work can be fun.Copy !req
179. Can I please be excused to go
to the library to study?Copy !req
180. Let's have a ball
at the hall tonightCopy !req
181. Boot it girl till
the early brightCopy !req
182. Make a scene with the record machine
At the dancin' party tonightCopy !req
183. Come on let's try
mashed potatoes tooCopy !req
184. What's the problem, officer?Copy !req
185. - This is a white establishment.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
186. Hey, listen,
we just came to dance.Copy !req
187. - That's not fair.
- Open your purse, please.Copy !req
188. And everything's all rightCopy !req
189. Go. Go.Copy !req
190. Mess around, Bristol Stompin' tooCopy !req
191. Pony now like it's all brand newCopy !req
192. Any dance that you wanna doCopy !req
193. Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor.
Here comes the hottest tune of the day.Copy !req
194. And it started right
here in Baltimore.Copy !req
195. And where did you
see it first, kids?Copy !req
196. The Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
197. A big strong line, ladies and
gentlemen. It's "Madison Time."Copy !req
198. I can do that dance.Copy !req
199. It's Madison time, hit itCopy !req
200. You're lookin' good
A big strong lineCopy !req
201. When I say hit it I want you
to go two up and two backCopy !req
202. With a big strong turn
and back to the MadisonCopy !req
203. Hit itCopy !req
204. No, you dance better than
all of them. Go ahead. Go.Copy !req
205. You're lookin' goodCopy !req
206. Now when I say hit it I want
you to go two up and two backCopy !req
207. Double cross
Come out of it with the riflemanCopy !req
208. Hit itCopy !req
209. CrazyCopy !req
210. Now when I say hit it
I want the big strong "M"Copy !req
211. Erase it,
and back to the MadisonCopy !req
212. Hit itCopy !req
213. Walk on, you're lookin' goodCopy !req
214. Now then when I say hit it
It'll be "T" timeCopy !req
215. Hit itCopy !req
216. Big strong lineCopy !req
217. Now when I say hit it
I want the big strong basketballCopy !req
218. With the Wilt Chamberlain hookCopy !req
219. Hit itCopy !req
220. Two pointsCopy !req
221. Now this time when I say hit itCopy !req
222. I want the big strong Jackie Gleason
And back to the MadisonCopy !req
223. Hit itCopy !req
224. And away we goCopy !req
225. CrazyCopy !req
226. When I say hit it, go two up
and two back double cross and freezeCopy !req
227. Hit itCopy !req
228. And hold it right thereCopy !req
229. All right. Hold on to your hats,
all you continental rockers...Copy !req
230. because it's dance contest time,
and we've got the wildest judge in town.Copy !req
231. You listen to her every night on WEDD
and she hosts Negro Day...Copy !req
232. on The Corny Collins Show.
The last Thursday of every month.Copy !req
233. A warm welcome for the queen
of Baltimore soul...Copy !req
234. Miss Motormouth Maybelle herself,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
235. Let's hear it, Baltimore.
Motormouth Maybelle.Copy !req
236. All right, here she comes,
looking very fine.Copy !req
237. Ooh, wee, tiddley papa,
I am a whopper.Copy !req
238. Motormouth Maybelle is my name
and, sweetheart, dancing is my game.Copy !req
239. Motormouth, Motormouth,
Motormouth.Copy !req
240. All right.Copy !req
241. Chubby Checker and "Pony Time."Copy !req
242. Hey now let's party
In the union hallCopy !req
243. It's pony time
When you hear this callCopy !req
244. So get with it
Don't quit itCopy !req
245. Get upCopy !req
246. Okay, fatso, let's see
what you're made of.Copy !req
247. With a big boss lineCopy !req
248. Well anyway you do itCopy !req
249. You're gonna look real fineCopy !req
250. So get with it
Don't quit itCopy !req
251. Get upCopy !req
252. Now you turn to the left
When I say geeCopy !req
253. You turn to the right
When I say hawCopy !req
254. Now gee
Yeah, yeah, little babyCopy !req
255. Now haw
Yeah, oh, babyCopy !req
256. Oh, baby, pony babyCopy !req
257. Do it, baby
Oh, baby, oh, babyCopy !req
258. Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogetyCopy !req
259. Gonna see little Suzie
Who lives next doorCopy !req
260. She's doin' the ponyCopy !req
261. She's takin' the floorCopy !req
262. So get with it
Don't quit itCopy !req
263. All right.Copy !req
264. All right, Motormouth,
just three couples left.Copy !req
265. Tammy,
bring on the applause meter.Copy !req
266. Is it going to be
couple number one?Copy !req
267. Or is it couple number two?Copy !req
268. Or shall it be couple
number three?Copy !req
269. All right.Copy !req
270. I think we have a winner.Copy !req
271. And that winner is...Copy !req
272. I love them tender,
Tracy and Fender.Copy !req
273. All right.Copy !req
274. Tracy Turnblad and Fender.Copy !req
275. Tracy Turnblad, you are the
queen of the hop tonight.Copy !req
276. We hold auditions for the Council
tomorrow. Come down, strut your stuff.Copy !req
277. Oh, Corny, do you really think
I'm good enough?Copy !req
278. What do you think, Kids?Copy !req
279. Yeah!Copy !req
280. I hear you. Thanks for coming down,
Tracy. We'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
281. Now, Motormouth, I think it's time
we slowed things down a little...Copy !req
282. with Mr. Gene Pitney.Copy !req
283. You can't hide your face
in this godforsaken place.Copy !req
284. Here in your own city,
there's a town without pity, heh.Copy !req
285. Gene Pitney,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
286. When you're young and so and love
As weCopy !req
287. And bewildered by the world we seeCopy !req
288. Why do people hurt us so
Only those in love would knowCopy !req
289. What a town without pity can doCopy !req
290. Whore.Copy !req
291. How can we keep love alive
How can anything surviveCopy !req
292. When these little minds
tear you in twoCopy !req
293. What a town without pity can doCopy !req
294. No, it isn't very prettyCopy !req
295. What a town without pity can doCopy !req
296. Hey, diddily da
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
297. Come on and make a lineCopy !req
298. Continental, continentalCopy !req
299. Hey, diddily dee
Oh, yeah, you're looking fineCopy !req
300. Continental, continentalCopy !req
301. Come on
Let's goCopy !req
302. It's continental time
Continental, continentalCopy !req
303. Hey, diddily doo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
304. This dance is all brand new
Continental, continentalCopy !req
305. Hey, diddily doo
Aha, it's such a ball to doCopy !req
306. Continental, continentalCopy !req
307. Thank you, girls.Copy !req
308. And now it's time to move on to a
little something we call the spotlight.Copy !req
309. Okay. First girl, Miss Pingleton?Copy !req
310. Uh, I'm just a little nervous.Copy !req
311. This is show business, young lady.Copy !req
312. If you think you're
nervous now, ha.Copy !req
313. Wait till you're on the air.Copy !req
314. Okay, first question?Copy !req
315. Are you now, or have
you ever gone steady?Copy !req
316. Well, I'm not going with anybody now,
but I'd love to date a Council Member.Copy !req
317. - Pfft. She wishes.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
318. Come on.Copy !req
319. Exactly how many
sweaters do you have?Copy !req
320. Gee, I never counted.Copy !req
321. I guess about five.Copy !req
322. Five?Copy !req
323. Next.Copy !req
324. Nadine Carver,
Eastern High School.Copy !req
325. Are you aware Negro Day is the
last Thursday of every month?Copy !req
326. Yes, I've been on it a few times.Copy !req
327. I feel the show should be
integrated every day.Copy !req
328. Can you relate
to Lesley Gore's music?Copy !req
329. Look, she ain't no James Brown...Copy !req
330. but I can dance to
Lawrence Welk if I have to.Copy !req
331. Lawrence Welk?Copy !req
332. Thank you, Nadine.Copy !req
333. Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
334. Would you do a pimple cream
commercial on camera...Copy !req
335. if Corny asked you to?Copy !req
336. I'd be proud to.Copy !req
337. Luckily, I've never been cursed
with acne like others.Copy !req
338. But I realize the devastating
effect of skin blemishes...Copy !req
339. on the social life of teenagers.Copy !req
340. Would you ever, heh, swim in
an integrated swimming pool, heh?Copy !req
341. Oh, my God.Copy !req
342. - I certainly would, Iggy.
- Heh.Copy !req
343. I'm a modern kind of girl.Copy !req
344. I'm all for integration.Copy !req
345. Ugh, aren't you a little fat
for the show?Copy !req
346. That's enough, Amber.Copy !req
347. I would imagine that many home viewers
are also pleasantly plump or chunky.Copy !req
348. Oh, come on. The show's
not filmed in CinemaScope, heh.Copy !req
349. You're out of line, Amber.Copy !req
350. - Ow.
- Corny, Tammy, can't you see?Copy !req
351. - This girl's a trash can.
- That's five demerit points.Copy !req
352. You're suspended from the show today.
Pack your things. Go home.Copy !req
353. Oh, my God.Copy !req
354. - I was supposed to lead ladies' choice.
- I'm sure we can find a replacement.Copy !req
355. - Yes, Corny.
- Please, wait outside.Copy !req
356. The Council will now meet in secret,
debate your personality flaws...Copy !req
357. and come to a final decision.Copy !req
358. Miss Edna!Copy !req
359. Miss Edna!Copy !req
360. Penny Pingleton,
you'll wake the dead.Copy !req
361. Tracy's not home yet.Copy !req
362. Plus your mother called
and she's on the warpath.Copy !req
363. I know, Miss Edna.
Can I come in?Copy !req
364. Oh, there's something
you have gotta see.Copy !req
365. Well, yeah, come on up...Copy !req
366. but I've got ironing
and Wilbur's working.Copy !req
367. Mr. Turnblad!Copy !req
368. It's not war with Cuba, is it?Copy !req
369. - Or more Negro problems?
- No, you'll see.Copy !req
370. Did poor Debbie Reynolds
have a nervous breakdown?Copy !req
371. This better be good.Copy !req
372. Broad daylight and I'm sitting
in front of a TV.Copy !req
373. I've seen The Corny Collins Show.,
thank you.Copy !req
374. - Just watch.
- I just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale.Copy !req
375. - This better be worth it.
- Wait, you'll see. Just watch.Copy !req
376. - What's your name?
- I'm Ruby.Copy !req
377. - And you?
- Dee Dee.Copy !req
378. - What about you?
- I'm Lucille.Copy !req
379. Where will you
be appearing tonight?Copy !req
380. We'll be at the Royal Theater.Copy !req
381. - At Motormouth Maybelle
- All soul review.Copy !req
382. All right, ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
383. a big hand for Baltimore's
own Trinklettes.Copy !req
384. I closed up shop for this?Copy !req
385. Just wait.Copy !req
386. Let's keep the music playing...Copy !req
387. and the hits a-turning
with Mr. Gene Chandler...Copy !req
388. because the Duke of Earl
loves to cha-cha.Copy !req
389. There, there. Look.Copy !req
390. It's Tracy.Copy !req
391. Oh, my God.
She's all peroxided up.Copy !req
392. I'll be damned. Tracy's on TV.Copy !req
393. With a triple process, yet.Copy !req
394. But Tracy was accepted
on the Corny Collins Council.Copy !req
395. Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad,
your daughter's a star.Copy !req
396. And you, you are my girlCopy !req
397. And no one can hurt you, oh, noCopy !req
398. See? She's already
getting close-ups.Copy !req
399. Does she get paid for this?Copy !req
400. - Big as a house.
- I think she looks pretty, Edna, heh.Copy !req
401. Hello.Copy !req
402. Uh, yes, I'm watching her now.Copy !req
403. You are? Well, thank you, heh.Copy !req
404. Yes. Good bye.Copy !req
405. That was Hilda
from up Conklin Street.Copy !req
406. She's going to send a telegram.Copy !req
407. Oh, God, there she is.Copy !req
408. Nothing can stop me, nowCopy !req
409. 'Cause I'm the Duke of EarlCopy !req
410. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
411. It's time to introduce someone
very special.Copy !req
412. A new Council Member making
her first appearance on the show...Copy !req
413. and we already have telegrams.
Introduce yourself.Copy !req
414. Hi, Corny. I'm Tracy Turnblad
and I go to Mervel High.Copy !req
415. Well, someone out there likes you.Copy !req
416. "Please, have the new girl
lead a ladies' choice."Copy !req
417. I was supposed to lead
the ladies' choice.Copy !req
418. - Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
419. But there is somebody
I've got a crush on.Copy !req
420. Who, I'd like to know?
She's just a child.Copy !req
421. Well, let's see who
the lucky guy is.Copy !req
422. Ladies and gentlemen,
a ladies' choice.Copy !req
423. Hi, Tracy. It's me, Penny.Copy !req
424. She can't hear you.Copy !req
425. She better hadn't dare.Copy !req
426. If you should lose meCopy !req
427. Oh, yeahCopy !req
428. You'll lose a good thingCopy !req
429. If you should lose meCopy !req
430. Oh, yeahCopy !req
431. You'll lose a good thingCopy !req
432. You know I love youCopy !req
433. Do anything for youCopy !req
434. Ugh, oh, God. He's violated the
oath of the friendship ring.Copy !req
435. Oh, don't cry, honey.Copy !req
436. You'll lose a good thingCopy !req
437. I'm givin' you one more chanceCopy !req
438. For you to do rightCopy !req
439. If you'll only straighten up
We'll have a good lifeCopy !req
440. That fat girl's no competition.Copy !req
441. White trash, plain and simple.Copy !req
442. For all we know,
that girl could be high yellow.Copy !req
443. Oh, Mommy, Daddy, I'll still be
the queen of the auto show, won't I?Copy !req
444. Oh, honey.Copy !req
445. Tracy!Copy !req
446. Tracy.Copy !req
447. No, she's not here.Copy !req
448. Well, I'm sure she loves you too.Copy !req
449. Yes, thank you. Goodbye.Copy !req
450. This is amazing.Copy !req
451. She's so popular already.Copy !req
452. She could be one of
The June Taylor Dancers.Copy !req
453. Hello.Copy !req
454. Well, yes,
I am Tracy Turnblad's agent.Copy !req
455. Give me a pencil. Quick, quick.Copy !req
456. How may I help you?Copy !req
457. Mm-hm, mm-hm.Copy !req
458. Here's Tracy.Copy !req
459. Oh, Tracy, you were wonderful.Copy !req
460. - Honey, we're real proud of you.
- We'll be there.Copy !req
461. Oh, sweetie, listen.Copy !req
462. Tomorrow, get up just a bit
closer so we can see you better.Copy !req
463. And maybe even give the Hardy
Har a little p-p-p plug, heh.Copy !req
464. Oh, Mom, Dad.Copy !req
465. Oh, Penny, my best friend.Copy !req
466. I'm so happy.Copy !req
467. Finally all of Baltimore knows,
I'm big, blond and beautiful.Copy !req
468. You're a teen leader now.Copy !req
469. And the show biz offers
are pouring in.Copy !req
470. Tonight we have an audition.
Honey, this is only the beginning.Copy !req
471. Stick with me and we'll
claw our way to the top.Copy !req
472. Oh, God.Copy !req
473. Fame, fortune, glamour.Copy !req
474. And to top it off...Copy !req
475. - ... I'm in love.
- Oh.Copy !req
476. Wow, Tracy, you're really tough.Copy !req
477. Oh, ooh, Tracy, what do
you think about this one?Copy !req
478. - I like it.
- Oh.Copy !req
479. Wilbur would kill us
if we spent that much.Copy !req
480. You look gorgeous, Bertha.
Simply exquisite.Copy !req
481. - Oh, I don't know, Pinky.
- Have an éclair.Copy !req
482. Oh.Copy !req
483. Eat up, girls. Eat up.
Big is beautiful.Copy !req
484. Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
485. Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house
of fashion for the ample woman.Copy !req
486. - Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky.
- Hi.Copy !req
487. Mr. Pinky, I'm Tracy's business
manager, Edna Turnblad.Copy !req
488. Well, it's a pleasure
to meet the both of you.Copy !req
489. Here, we cater to big-boned gals
like yourself who are stylish...Copy !req
490. and at the same time frustrated
by the lack of sizes in stores today.Copy !req
491. I saw you on TV.
I want you to be my model.Copy !req
492. Would, uh...?
Would she be paid for this?Copy !req
493. One free outfit a month.Copy !req
494. You start tomorrow. I hope
there's no diets in the works...Copy !req
495. because I want to design your Miss
Auto Show coronation gown myself.Copy !req
496. Could, uh, could you throw a pair of
complimentary pettipants in the deal?Copy !req
497. You drive a hard bargain,
Miss Edna, and rightfully so.Copy !req
498. Pettipants, pettigirdle,
you just let Tracy take her pick.Copy !req
499. How about a fabulous
frock just for me?Copy !req
500. Tracy has to work one
extra day for free.Copy !req
501. It's a deal.Copy !req
502. - Thank you, Mr. Pinky.
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
503. I'm going to make you a star.Copy !req
504. I hope your father likes this.Copy !req
505. He'll love it. You look beautiful.
It's the new you.Copy !req
506. Oh, mom, come on. Come on.Copy !req
507. - Go in the beauty shop?
- Yes.Copy !req
508. - You haven't done that in years.
- No, ha, ha.Copy !req
509. - Come on. You deserve it.
- No, Wilbur will kill me.Copy !req
510. - Come on.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
511. - You really think I should?
- Yes.Copy !req
512. Come on, Mom.Copy !req
513. - Mama, welcome to the '60s.
- Heh.Copy !req
514. - I'll talk to you after biology.
- See you after PE, guys.Copy !req
515. In the figure shown, line
segment AB and line segment CD...Copy !req
516. are chords of the circle.Copy !req
517. Line segment PA
and line segment PC...Copy !req
518. What is the problem, Mr. Davis?Copy !req
519. I can't see through her hair.Copy !req
520. I can't help it if he's short.Copy !req
521. Your ratted hair is preventing yet
another student's geometry education.Copy !req
522. It's feathered, not ratted.Copy !req
523. Whatever you call it,
it's a hair-don't.Copy !req
524. You've been warned repeatedly.Copy !req
525. I want you to take a little walk
down to the principal's office.Copy !req
526. Let's see what he has to say.Copy !req
527. Anyway, she was right in the car...Copy !req
528. in plain sight of
just everybody at the hop.Copy !req
529. She was nude.Copy !req
530. - No.
- That fat thing?Copy !req
531. Tracy Turnblad is a whore.Copy !req
532. Happy now?Copy !req
533. - But, Mom, I didn't do...
- Don't "but, Mom" me.Copy !req
534. - I didn't. He's lying. Ow!
- You are suspended.Copy !req
535. - What was that for?
- Give you something to whine about.Copy !req
536. Miss Turnblad?Copy !req
537. Have a seat.Copy !req
538. Yes, sir.Copy !req
539. Once again, your hairdo
is getting you in hot water.Copy !req
540. Didn't two weeks in hairdo
detention have any effect?Copy !req
541. Uh, I happen to be the
height of teen fashion.Copy !req
542. You're on a one-way ticket
to reform school.Copy !req
543. Well, I'm afraid we're just going
to have to change your homeroom.Copy !req
544. Starting today, you report
to class 10-D, room 108.Copy !req
545. Special ed?Copy !req
546. Yes, Miss Turnblad,
special education.Copy !req
547. - But that's for retards.
- Mm.Copy !req
548. And the black kids
you try to hold back.Copy !req
549. Here, you will be taught
by specialists...Copy !req
550. trained to deal with hairdo
scofflaws in high-school society.Copy !req
551. Mr. Davidson.Copy !req
552. That will be all, Miss Turnblad.Copy !req
553. The city of Baltimore
has an interesting Catholic history.Copy !req
554. It was named after Lord Baltimore.Copy !req
555. He founded the Maryland
colony for Catholics...Copy !req
556. and others who could not practice
their religion in England.Copy !req
557. Hey, don't touch my stuff.
I'll kick your ass.Copy !req
558. Take it back.Copy !req
559. Teach us how to dance, honey.Copy !req
560. Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go...Copy !req
561. Good morning, class.Copy !req
562. Good morning, Mrs. Shipley.Copy !req
563. Now let's all stand and say
the Pledge of Allegiance.Copy !req
564. I pledge allegiance to the flag...Copy !req
565. of the United States of America.Copy !req
566. And one and two and three and four.Copy !req
567. Let's warm it up.
And one and two...Copy !req
568. Come on, Amber.
Can't we just be friends?Copy !req
569. You're acting like a child.Copy !req
570. Here we go with jumping jacks.Copy !req
571. Let's go.
And one and two and three...Copy !req
572. Now, as you all know...Copy !req
573. today is special education's turn
at the dodgeball tournament.Copy !req
574. Aw!Copy !req
575. So let's get into the locker room,
put on those gym outfits...Copy !req
576. and show them that special education
is nothing to laugh about.Copy !req
577. And three and four.
Looking good.Copy !req
578. Look, it's special ed.Copy !req
579. This is special ed?Copy !req
580. Special ed in the red!Copy !req
581. All right, ladies, let's go.
Let's play dodgeball.Copy !req
582. Penny, they put me in special ed
just because of my hair.Copy !req
583. Hey, I saw you on
The Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
584. Where'd a white girl learn
to dance like that?Copy !req
585. Just practicing.Copy !req
586. Oh, and watching Negro Day
on Corny Collins.Copy !req
587. Hey, Thunder Thighs,
this one's for you.Copy !req
588. Grow up, Amber.Copy !req
589. Mama says Negro Day
ain't nothing but segregation.Copy !req
590. - Your mama?
- Yeah.Copy !req
591. None other than Motormouth
Maybelle herself.Copy !req
592. I'm Seaweed.Copy !req
593. Hey, Penny, see the colored boy,
the cute one?Copy !req
594. His mother is Motormouth Maybelle.Copy !req
595. He's gorgeous.Copy !req
596. I'll get the fat retard.Copy !req
597. - Game over! Let's hit the showers.
- Tracy?Copy !req
598. Tracy?Copy !req
599. Did you see that?Copy !req
600. Tracy?Copy !req
601. You're all right, girl.Copy !req
602. - Are you sure she's all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
603. She'll be okay.Copy !req
604. It's not who wins.
It's how you play the game.Copy !req
605. Tracy,
would you go steady with me?Copy !req
606. Uh-huh.Copy !req
607. Come on, everybody
Clap your handsCopy !req
608. Now you're looking goodCopy !req
609. I'm gonna sing my song
It won't take longCopy !req
610. We're gonna do the twist
And it goes like thisCopy !req
611. Come on let's twist again
Like we did last summerCopy !req
612. Yeah, let's twist again
Like we did last yearCopy !req
613. Do you remember when
Things were really hummin'?Copy !req
614. Yeah, let's twist again
Twistin' time is hereCopy !req
615. Yeah, round and round
And up and down we go againCopy !req
616. Oh, baby let me know
You love me soCopy !req
617. And then twist again
Like we did last summerCopy !req
618. Girl, let's twist again
Like we did last yearCopy !req
619. Come on, let's twist again
Twistin' time is hereCopy !req
620. Four, three, two, one.
You're on the air.Copy !req
621. Fatty, fatty, 2-by-4, can't get
through the dressing room door?Copy !req
622. Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky, owner of the
Hefty Hideaway, 3311 Eastern Avenue.Copy !req
623. Are you big-boned, got a glandular
problem, but still want glamour?Copy !req
624. Don't worry about it.
The Hefty Hideaway has got it all.Copy !req
625. This beautiful ensemble,
being modeled by our lovely Tracy...Copy !req
626. is available in sizes 12 to 26.
You heard me right.Copy !req
627. You need a girdle? We got them.Copy !req
628. Even got large-size shoes for
that continental Clementine look.Copy !req
629. Oh, my darlingCopy !req
630. All at prices you can afford.
Big is beautiful.Copy !req
631. Hefty Hideaway, Eastern Avenue.
Come on in today.Copy !req
632. You'll be awful glad you did.Copy !req
633. - That's our little baby.
- Ugh.Copy !req
634. She's prettier than
Elizabeth Taylor.Copy !req
635. Thank you. It's, uh, a thrill
to have you as a new sponsor.Copy !req
636. And Tracy, you keep this up and you just
may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963.Copy !req
637. Remember,
tomorrow is Preteen Day...Copy !req
638. so bring your little brother
or little sister...Copy !req
639. or cousins or nieces or nephews
and let those tykes rock'n 'roll on...Copy !req
640. The Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
641. I've never been to North Avenue.Copy !req
642. Don't worry.
Seaweed gave me the directions.Copy !req
643. Oh, my God! It's Tracy!Copy !req
644. - Tracy!
- What's your name?Copy !req
645. Oh, that's so sweet.Copy !req
646. Thank you.Copy !req
647. Penny! Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
648. I gotta go. Thank you. Penny!Copy !req
649. Taxi. Taxi.Copy !req
650. Come here. Quick, quick.Copy !req
651. Follow that bus.Copy !req
652. - Yeah, this is the place.
- Wow.Copy !req
653. This is great.Copy !req
654. Look at that.Copy !req
655. Never been to this part
of town before, heh.Copy !req
656. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
657. There they are.
Stop the cab. Stop the cab.Copy !req
658. Come on, everybody
Dig this dance I'm gonna put downCopy !req
659. Is it the Watusi?Copy !req
660. No, babyCopy !req
661. - Is it the twist?
- Un-un!Copy !req
662. - Flap your wings
- Flap your wingsCopy !req
663. - While the music swings
- While the music swingsCopy !req
664. - Get with the beat, now
- Get with the beatCopy !req
665. Ow! Lookin' realCopy !req
666. - Come on and work it baby
- Work, work, workCopy !req
667. - Come on and work it now
- Work it, workCopy !req
668. Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
669. You're my favorite dancer
on Corny Collins.Copy !req
670. I'm L'il Inez, Seaweed's sister.Copy !req
671. Well, it's nice to meet you,
L'il Inez.Copy !req
672. Uh, this is my best friend Penny.
Link you probably know from the show.Copy !req
673. Wow, you guys really came.
Hey, everybody.Copy !req
674. This is Tracy,
the baddest white dancer in town.Copy !req
675. And this is Link.Copy !req
676. This is Penny.Copy !req
677. No matter what you heard...Copy !req
678. we are gonna teach the white
children how to do the Bird.Copy !req
679. Right. Come on. Come on. Watch.Copy !req
680. - Come on and work it baby
- Work, work, workCopy !req
681. - Come on and work it, honey
- Work, work, workCopy !req
682. - Do the swim
- Do the swimCopy !req
683. - Do the flea, now
- Do the fleaCopy !req
684. Hey, Miss White Lady.Copy !req
685. Hey, can you spare me a quarter,
so I can buy me a taste?Copy !req
686. Somebody, please, help me.Copy !req
687. Here, here. Take it all.Copy !req
688. - Take it. Take it all.
- Uh...Copy !req
689. Please, don't hurt me. Please.Copy !req
690. Why, thank you.
Thank you kindly.Copy !req
691. - Help.
- Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
692. No, no, no.Copy !req
693. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
694. - Officer.
- Yes, ma'am? Can I help you?Copy !req
695. Let's get together tonight
And play some hide and go seekCopy !req
696. Let's play some hide and go seek
Let's goCopy !req
697. Ooh, the dirty boogie.Copy !req
698. Well, I love you
Love you, love youCopy !req
699. Tickle, tickle
Hug me, hug me, hug meCopy !req
700. - You all hid?
- Yeah!Copy !req
701. If you ain't hid, you better holler
Billy goatCopy !req
702. BahhCopy !req
703. - Are you ready?
- I'm not readyCopy !req
704. Aw, man, let's hide this timeCopy !req
705. I went down the road
The road was muddyCopy !req
706. I stubbed my toe
My toe was hurtingCopy !req
707. - Who all hid?
- YeahCopy !req
708. If you ain't hid, you better holler
Billy goatCopy !req
709. BahhCopy !req
710. Two bars of washing powder
Two bars of soapCopy !req
711. Already hid, you better holler
Billy goatCopy !req
712. I went down the road
The road was muddyCopy !req
713. I stubbed my toe
My toe wasn't hurtingCopy !req
714. Walk, don't jump
To the bottom of the wellCopy !req
715. Swam by the devil and he
I'm not gonna say thatCopy !req
716. - Who all hid?
- YeahCopy !req
717. If you ain't hid, you better
holler Billy goatCopy !req
718. BahhCopy !req
719. Don't anybody come near me.Copy !req
720. I'm armed, and I'm prepared
to protect myself.Copy !req
721. Oh, God, Mother.Copy !req
722. I know you were snatched, Penny,
and I've come to save you.Copy !req
723. Oh, Papa Tuney, we got a loony.Copy !req
724. Don't you try any of your voodoo
spells on me, you native woman.Copy !req
725. We're just dancing.Copy !req
726. Mrs. Pingleton, stop acting crazy.
These are our friends.Copy !req
727. Don't act ignorant,
Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
728. - Come on, Penny.
- Mother.Copy !req
729. Come on. Run. Run.Copy !req
730. Run for your life!Copy !req
731. Don't push, please. Don't push.
Settle down. It's hot. Please.Copy !req
732. If you'll just stay still,
you won't be so hot...Copy !req
733. You're gonna do terrific, all right?Copy !req
734. Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun.Copy !req
735. Come on come on
And do the fly with meCopy !req
736. Hey, come on everybody
And do the fly with meCopy !req
737. Well if you don't know how to do it
Just watch and seeCopy !req
738. You've gotta shake your hands
All aroundCopy !req
739. Right over here.Copy !req
740. And then you buzz around the floor
You can do it if you really tryCopy !req
741. All the girls and the guysCopy !req
742. Tracy! Aah! Tracy!Copy !req
743. What the hell?Copy !req
744. What are they doing here?Copy !req
745. Look what she's wearing.Copy !req
746. Hurry up, but watch your step.
Hurry, but watch your step.Copy !req
747. - You all together?
- Yeah.Copy !req
748. Sorry, Preteen Day is a white-only show.
Negro Day is the end of the month.Copy !req
749. - You can come in or get out of the line.
- You're gonna turn this little girl away?Copy !req
750. I don't make the rules.
You gonna come in...?Copy !req
751. Aren't you aware of the Supreme
Court ruling on segregation?Copy !req
752. What are you talking about? I just want
you to either come in or don't come in.Copy !req
753. - I have a dream.
- You heard the man.Copy !req
754. - You're holding up the line.
- Segregation never! Integration now!Copy !req
755. Cut it out. Knock it off.Copy !req
756. Segregation never!
Integration now!Copy !req
757. Come here. Come here.
Hold them. All right.Copy !req
758. - All right.
- Integration now! Segregation never!Copy !req
759. Okay, you little tykes.
We got a real treat in store for you.Copy !req
760. A local group with a big hit record.Copy !req
761. Let's have a warm welcome,
come on, for the Lafayettes.Copy !req
762. - Mother.
- Go on. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
763. Well, life's too shortCopy !req
764. And you're too sweetCopy !req
765. Every day of your life, childCopy !req
766. You've got to spend with meCopy !req
767. Now let me tell you about SallyCopy !req
768. She's a-really toughCopy !req
769. And girl you know about EmmyCopy !req
770. There's some trouble outside. A little
black girl who wants to be on the show.Copy !req
771. - Well, let her in, for God sakes.
- The station management says no.Copy !req
772. She's with agitators. I'm afraid
demonstration's in the works.Copy !req
773. Okay,
I'll be there as soon as I can.Copy !req
774. Where are you going?Copy !req
775. - Wait, I gotta go.
- You're a teen helper. You can't go.Copy !req
776. You can't change the world's
problems in one day.Copy !req
777. A-no no, a-no noCopy !req
778. I, I keep a-tellin' youCopy !req
779. Aah, ICopy !req
780. I said I told a-you babyCopy !req
781. Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!Copy !req
782. - Please, sit down and stop this, please.
- Hey, you.Copy !req
783. - Can I ask you a personal question?
- No.Copy !req
784. - Is your daughter mulatto?
- Why, you...Copy !req
785. - Look at this.
- How dare you call my daughter mulatto?Copy !req
786. Tracy. Tracy, come back here.Copy !req
787. Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!Copy !req
788. Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!Copy !req
789. Two, four, six...!Copy !req
790. A-hey-heyCopy !req
791. A-hey-heyCopy !req
792. A-hey-heyCopy !req
793. Now, kids, we're gonna get
real lovey-dovey.Copy !req
794. One of your favorite records
and one of mine too.Copy !req
795. Lesley Gore, sing your heart out.Copy !req
796. Can I, uh, have this dance?Copy !req
797. Sure.Copy !req
798. What difference does it make,
Mr. Hodgepile? One little black girl?Copy !req
799. Who are you, the NAACP?Copy !req
800. But it's an easy way
to integrate without trouble.Copy !req
801. Absolutely not.Copy !req
802. Baltimore is not ready
for integrated dancing.Copy !req
803. And don't tell me what to sayCopy !req
804. And please, when I go out with youCopy !req
805. Don't put me on displayCopy !req
806. 'Cause you don't own meCopy !req
807. Don't try to change meCopy !req
808. Ew!Copy !req
809. Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!Copy !req
810. Aah! That's the fuzz!Copy !req
811. That's it for today, kids.Copy !req
812. See you tomorrow at 3:00,
live at Tilted Acres.Copy !req
813. I'm blueCopy !req
814. I wanna tell all you peopleCopy !req
815. I dropped a penny in the well
Hopin' you would come back soonCopy !req
816. I couldn't believe what I heardCopy !req
817. A fortune teller told me
My love with you was throughCopy !req
818. I hope her reading was wrongCopy !req
819. I hope she was wrong
'Cause you been gone too longCopy !req
820. - Come home
- Hey!Copy !req
821. Black Baltimore, your mother
is ready to show her might...Copy !req
822. and fight, fight, fight.Copy !req
823. Yeah!Copy !req
824. All right, now. After school,
you know where to go.Copy !req
825. Tilted Acres, for the show.Copy !req
826. Segregation? No, no, no!Copy !req
827. No, no, no!Copy !req
828. No, no, no!Copy !req
829. No, no, no!Copy !req
830. All right, now. I want to
introduce you to my main man.Copy !req
831. I'm his biggest fan.Copy !req
832. All the way from Louisiana...Copy !req
833. just to see me,
the big mamma jamma.Copy !req
834. Now, I want a ball in this hall,
because he's a real doll.Copy !req
835. Talking about Toussaint McCall.Copy !req
836. I moved your pictureCopy !req
837. From my wallsCopy !req
838. And I replaced themCopy !req
839. Both large and smallCopy !req
840. And each new dayCopy !req
841. Finds me so blueCopy !req
842. NothingCopy !req
843. Takes the place of youCopy !req
844. And oh, my darlingCopy !req
845. I'm so blueCopy !req
846. Because nothingCopy !req
847. Oh, nothingCopy !req
848. Takes the place of youCopy !req
849. ICopy !req
850. I write this letterCopy !req
851. It's rainingCopy !req
852. On my window paneCopy !req
853. AndCopy !req
854. I feel the need of youCopy !req
855. Because without youCopy !req
856. Nothing seems the sameCopy !req
857. So I'll waitCopy !req
858. Until you're homeCopy !req
859. Again I love youCopy !req
860. But I'm all aloneCopy !req
861. And oh, my darlingCopy !req
862. Oh, Link, this is so romantic.Copy !req
863. I wish...Copy !req
864. I wish I was dark-skinned.Copy !req
865. Oh, Tracy.Copy !req
866. Our souls are black,
even though our skin is white.Copy !req
867. Oh, Seaweed.Copy !req
868. Oh, Seaweed,
will integration ever come?Copy !req
869. Oh, Penny, my little white lily.Copy !req
870. We're outcast from both
societies, black, white.Copy !req
871. Our love is taboo.Copy !req
872. Oh, go to second.
Go to second.Copy !req
873. Oh, yes.Copy !req
874. Seaweed, look.Copy !req
875. Tracy. Tracy Turnblad,
It's your mommy.Copy !req
876. - Oh, my God, it's my mother.
- She's gonna kill us.Copy !req
877. - There they are. Tracy! Tracy!
- I'm gonna die.Copy !req
878. Where are they?
Don't run, Tracy.Copy !req
879. You'll fall. You have heels on.Copy !req
880. You'll fall, honey.Copy !req
881. Hello, hello! Oh, thank God.
Can we please come in for a little while?Copy !req
882. - Open up.
- Please.Copy !req
883. - Oh, come on.
- Open up.Copy !req
884. - Let us in.
- Can we come in?Copy !req
885. - Please?
- Come on, guys.Copy !req
886. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
887. Like, hi, cats.Copy !req
888. Sit down.Copy !req
889. - You got the fuzz chasing you?
- No, we were...Copy !req
890. - Wow, you cats are real beatniks.
- Just like New York.Copy !req
891. Day-o, day-oCopy !req
892. Daylight's a-comin'
And he wanna go homeCopy !req
893. - You two checkerboard chicks?
- What?Copy !req
894. You know, black and white,
salt and pepper.Copy !req
895. Well, yes, I'm a
checkerboard chick, I guess.Copy !req
896. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
897. Phew!Copy !req
898. - I'm an integrationist.
- Yeah.Copy !req
899. We shall overcome someday.Copy !req
900. Not with that hair, you won't.Copy !req
901. You look like a hairhopper to me.Copy !req
902. I mean,
your hair is really uncool.Copy !req
903. How do you get your hair
so straight and so flat?Copy !req
904. With an iron, man.Copy !req
905. I play my bongos, listen to Odetta,
and then I iron my hair. Dig?Copy !req
906. I think we'd better get going now.
The coast looks clear.Copy !req
907. Let's do some reefer. We'll get high
and I'll iron the chicks' hair.Copy !req
908. Reefer? Oh.Copy !req
909. Drugs?Copy !req
910. Locoweed.Copy !req
911. When I'm high, I am Odetta.Copy !req
912. Let's get naked and smoke.Copy !req
913. Cool.Copy !req
914. Don't breathe it in.
You'll be addicted.Copy !req
915. Later, sister, later.
Much later.Copy !req
916. I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madnessCopy !req
917. Starving, hysterical, naked
Dragging themselves...Copy !req
918. Angelheaded hipsters burning for
The ancient heavenly connectionCopy !req
919. To the starry dynamo
In the machinery of nightCopy !req
920. Who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed
And sat up smoking in the...Copy !req
921. - Oh, hi, Dad.
- Dad?Copy !req
922. Don't "hi, Dad" me.
The whole world saw you on the news.Copy !req
923. Penny, this is Dr. Frederickson.Copy !req
924. He's a psychiatrist, and he's
going to make you all better.Copy !req
925. Feeling depressed, Penny?
Want to talk about it?Copy !req
926. Think of all the white boys in school
and how much you'd like to date one.Copy !req
927. Be a good little girl
and slip this on.Copy !req
928. Shock treatments are the answer.Copy !req
929. - Come here, Penny.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
930. Good girl. Good girl.Copy !req
931. - I love you, Seaweed!
- Shut up!Copy !req
932. - Get her in the car.
- It'll be all right. Get her, doc, quick.Copy !req
933. Prudy,
this is totally unnecessary.Copy !req
934. Come on, honey. Time to go home.
You can see Link tomorrow.Copy !req
935. We've been worried sick about you.
This neighborhood's no place for a star.Copy !req
936. Get in that car before
someone sees you.Copy !req
937. Tilted acres is not fair!Copy !req
938. Racist people everywhere!Copy !req
939. Tilted acres is not fair!
Racist people everywhere!Copy !req
940. - Get out of here.
- Go back where you belong.Copy !req
941. Well, personally,
I have nothing against them.Copy !req
942. It's merely a matter of economics.Copy !req
943. Tilted Acres
will never be integrated.Copy !req
944. - Segregation today.
- Segregation tomorrow.Copy !req
945. Segregation forever.Copy !req
946. Hey.Copy !req
947. One black face gets on camera,
this show's off the air.Copy !req
948. The kids don't care
if blacks dance on the show.Copy !req
949. This is ripping the city apart.Copy !req
950. Motormouth Maybelle is
out there, and she's our friend.Copy !req
951. We've done hops together for years.
The kids love her.Copy !req
952. The Corny Collins Show
remains white.Copy !req
953. Or you're all fired.Copy !req
954. Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome
to The Corny Collins Show.Copy !req
955. Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres.Copy !req
956. Hop in the car,
bring the whole family, come out.Copy !req
957. Right now I want to introduce
to you the top contenders...Copy !req
958. in the Miss Auto Show contest,
Amber Von Tussle and Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
959. I understand you're both going to
introduce a new dance in the show today.Copy !req
960. Yes, I am, Corny.
It's called the Limbo Rock.Copy !req
961. And I bet some people will
find it quite difficult.Copy !req
962. Here it is, the Limbo Rock.Copy !req
963. Every limbo boy and girlCopy !req
964. All around the limbo worldCopy !req
965. Gonna do the limbo rockCopy !req
966. All around the limbo clockCopy !req
967. Jack, be limber, Jack, be quickCopy !req
968. Jack, go under limbo stickCopy !req
969. All around the limbo clockCopy !req
970. Hey, let's do the limbo rockCopy !req
971. Good afternoon, Penny.Copy !req
972. Feeling better?Copy !req
973. Getting in touch with your anger?Copy !req
974. Go, Tracy, go!Copy !req
975. Limbo ankle, limbo knee
Bend back like a limbo treeCopy !req
976. Jack, be limber, Jack, be quickCopy !req
977. Jack, go under limbo stickCopy !req
978. I watch that tramp
and I'm embarrassed to be white.Copy !req
979. You know, Edna,
I've been reading about these kids.Copy !req
980. Maybe Tracy could be
some sort of campus leader.Copy !req
981. Wilbur, it's the times.Copy !req
982. They're a-changing.Copy !req
983. Something's blowing in the wind.Copy !req
984. Fetch me my diet pills,
would you, hon?Copy !req
985. Get yourself a limbo girlCopy !req
986. Go back to Africa where you came from.
Your kind's not wanted here.Copy !req
987. Baltimore, you saw it here first.
The Limbo Rock.Copy !req
988. Thank you very much, Amber.Copy !req
989. - I'm a winner, Corny.
- Well, Amber, you won the dance...Copy !req
990. but let's check the election
results to see how you're doing.Copy !req
991. We have an upset.Copy !req
992. For the first time, Tracy Turnblad
is number one with a bullet.Copy !req
993. What do you have to say
for yourself, Tracy?Copy !req
994. If elected, I plan to
represent all of Baltimore.Copy !req
995. Today I'd like to introduce
a brand-new dance...Copy !req
996. and dedicate it to some
of my special friends...Copy !req
997. who, because of small-minded people,
can't be here with me today.Copy !req
998. My dance is called the Waddle.Copy !req
999. That girl's got
roaches in her hair.Copy !req
1000. Roaches?Copy !req
1001. My little Tracy's a clean teen.Copy !req
1002. There's no bugs on our baby.Copy !req
1003. I'm not kidding.
I just saw one.Copy !req
1004. Amber,
you're such a comedian, heh.Copy !req
1005. Ladies and gentlemen,
Tracy Turnblad and the Waddle.Copy !req
1006. You all make me sick.Copy !req
1007. - Tammy.
- What is going on here?Copy !req
1008. - Look, we had nothing to do with it.
- It isn't our fault.Copy !req
1009. Seaweed, come on.Copy !req
1010. Seaweed.Copy !req
1011. Tracy, just keep dancing.Copy !req
1012. Move it around here.
What, are you crazy?Copy !req
1013. Come on. Move out.Copy !req
1014. That's why I would like
to humbly state...Copy !req
1015. Daddy. Mommy. Daddy.
Mommy. Daddy.Copy !req
1016. - There's a riot going on.
- A riot?Copy !req
1017. - A race riot.
- A race...?Copy !req
1018. - Yo, I'm talking to you.
- Look, I have no...Copy !req
1019. Everybody just stay calm.
Stay calm...Copy !req
1020. You leave my boyfriend alone,
you witch.Copy !req
1021. - You scum!
- Stay back. Stay back.Copy !req
1022. Police brutality.
Police brutality.Copy !req
1023. - Negroes.
- Aah!Copy !req
1024. - Black boys.
- Aah!Copy !req
1025. Police brutality!
Police brutality!Copy !req
1026. Tracy!Copy !req
1027. Tracy!Copy !req
1028. Link! Link!Copy !req
1029. - Police brutality!
- Tracy!Copy !req
1030. Hey, let her go! Tracy!Copy !req
1031. Tracy!Copy !req
1032. Tracy!Copy !req
1033. Good evening.
Friday, June 5th, 1962.Copy !req
1034. Racially tense Tilted Acres
amusement park...Copy !req
1035. long a tradition of
Baltimore fun...Copy !req
1036. Penny. Penny.Copy !req
1037. - Seaweed?
- Penny. How are you?Copy !req
1038. Why are you here?
What happened to your head?Copy !req
1039. Uh, it happened at Tilted Acres.Copy !req
1040. - Get me out of here.
- Okay.Copy !req
1041. the on-location
shooting of the TV dance...Copy !req
1042. Come on.Copy !req
1043. - Thanks for coming.
- Unh.Copy !req
1044. They'll be held at
Montrose Reform School...Copy !req
1045. Come on.Copy !req
1046. - Identified as Tracy Turnblad...
- Be careful.Copy !req
1047. Girl, they gonna flip when
they see the new you.Copy !req
1048. including Link Larkin...Copy !req
1049. That's Link Larkin, my boyfriend.Copy !req
1050. - Ooh!
- Boyfriend.Copy !req
1051. —Common-law boyfriend
of Miss Turnblad...Copy !req
1052. was listed in fair condition
at Union Memorial Hospital tonight...Copy !req
1053. recovering from
two fractured kneecaps...Copy !req
1054. received in one of many incidents
of violence that erupted today.Copy !req
1055. I love you, Tracy.Copy !req
1056. Tracy Turnblad is a
human roach nest.Copy !req
1057. Is this the caliber of teenager we want
representing Baltimore at the auto show?Copy !req
1058. Amber will be so proud of us.Copy !req
1059. We're going to go down in the history
books for this one, Velma.Copy !req
1060. Tracy's parents had an emotional
appeal for their daughter.Copy !req
1061. Tracy, honey,
we know you are innocent.Copy !req
1062. It's Miss Edna.Copy !req
1063. - Has she always been that big?
- We joined the NAACP.Copy !req
1064. And we will fight in every way
possible to get you released...Copy !req
1065. and back in front of
the cameras where you belong.Copy !req
1066. Penny!Copy !req
1067. - Integration is no laughing matter.
- God. It's Mother.Copy !req
1068. Black and white, take hands...Copy !req
1069. - Hey, it's Motormouth.
- Mom.Copy !req
1070. and let them know that
we will not stand for racism.Copy !req
1071. Free Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
1072. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!Copy !req
1073. - Free Tracy Turnblad!
- Ahem.Copy !req
1074. Free Tracy Turnblad! Free...!Copy !req
1075. Now, darling, aren't you glad
that you were punished...Copy !req
1076. and under psychiatric care?Copy !req
1077. You could have been killed today.Copy !req
1078. I wish I was at a hootenanny...Copy !req
1079. - in Harlem.
- Ha, ha.Copy !req
1080. - What was that?
- Ah, just the TV.Copy !req
1081. I heard somebody laugh.Copy !req
1082. Oh, my God! There are
colored people in my house!Copy !req
1083. I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest.Copy !req
1084. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1085. - Paddy, stop them.
- What the...?Copy !req
1086. Come on, Penny.Copy !req
1087. Penny Pingleton,
I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
1088. You are no longer my daughter.
You are punished even after you die.Copy !req
1089. It's a real pleasure to be here
today in the city of Baltimore...Copy !req
1090. at this wonderful auto show.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1091. I have my aide here with the scissors
and we're gonna take this opportunity...Copy !req
1092. to open the show here
in the city of Baltimore.Copy !req
1093. - There we are.
- Thank you, governor.Copy !req
1094. Wonderful to see you again.
How are you doing?Copy !req
1095. How do you do?
So nice meeting you.Copy !req
1096. You've got some
spinach on your tie.Copy !req
1097. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!Copy !req
1098. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!Copy !req
1099. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!Copy !req
1100. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Segregation never! Integration now!Copy !req
1101. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Segregation never!Copy !req
1102. Now, just remember, if Amber loses,
she walks off the set...Copy !req
1103. and then you throw the bomb.Copy !req
1104. Who the hell is Tracy Turnblad?Copy !req
1105. She's an upper lower-class teenager...Copy !req
1106. who was arrested
in yesterday's demonstration...Copy !req
1107. and is currently being held
at Montrose.Copy !req
1108. - She is a hairhopper.
- A what?Copy !req
1109. - Free Tracy Turnblad!
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1110. More integration pickets.Copy !req
1111. This is a political hot potato
and I wasn't even warned.Copy !req
1112. This came out of nowhere.Copy !req
1113. We had no idea of her
grassroots support.Copy !req
1114. You keep the goddamn cops away
before this makes the national news.Copy !req
1115. Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!Copy !req
1116. Governor, governor.Copy !req
1117. We must have some answers
for our vast television audience.Copy !req
1118. Voters are demanding answers
right here at the governor's mansion.Copy !req
1119. This demonstration's gonna turn nasty.
We've got to get answers.Copy !req
1120. - Hey, no police. No police.
- Good evening, governor.Copy !req
1121. - May I speak with you?
- How are you, dear?Copy !req
1122. What are you doing? What is this?
What's with the handcuffs?Copy !req
1123. Oh.Copy !req
1124. Hi, honey. I'm... I'm home.Copy !req
1125. Well, Baltimore, today's the big day.
We're here live at the new armory...Copy !req
1126. for the grand opening
of the 1963 Auto Show.Copy !req
1127. And who will be the dancing princess
from our council to be crowned queen?Copy !req
1128. We'll know right after this.Copy !req
1129. No cops. No cameras.Copy !req
1130. We're gonna work this thing out
ourselves, aren't we?Copy !req
1131. Madame, you do have
the key to these?Copy !req
1132. We'll talk about the key
after you release Tracy.Copy !req
1133. Stinky, stinky, stombo...Copy !req
1134. The moment of truth
has arrived, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1135. - You, the audience, made your decision.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1136. And here to announce the
results we have Mr. Arvin Hodgepile...Copy !req
1137. president of WZZT studios,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1138. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1139. We have a difficult situation
with the votes tabulation.Copy !req
1140. The results were quite close.Copy !req
1141. Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!Copy !req
1142. Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!Copy !req
1143. Technically, the winner is
Miss Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
1144. Yeah!Copy !req
1145. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Quiet.Copy !req
1146. Shut up, or we're
going off the air.Copy !req
1147. Now listen carefully.Copy !req
1148. Since Miss Turnblad is in reform school,
the judges have found her ineligible.Copy !req
1149. I would like to announce
on behalf of WZZT...Copy !req
1150. the winner of the Miss Auto Show
1963, Amber Von Tussle.Copy !req
1151. Let's talk this over.
We can discuss this.Copy !req
1152. Oh, what...? Oh, wow.
Let's talk it over.Copy !req
1153. - Leave him alone.
- We can talk... I'll call.Copy !req
1154. Well, Amber, like it or not,
you're officially Miss Auto Show 1963.Copy !req
1155. Any words for your opponent who
many feel was the more popular winner?Copy !req
1156. I'd like to lead a dance
and dedicate it to that loser.Copy !req
1157. Tracy Turnblad, I hope you're watching,
because this one's for you.Copy !req
1158. It's a brand-new dance, one that
I'm sure you'll know how to do.Copy !req
1159. It's called the Roach.Copy !req
1160. Too bad you can't be
here to do it.Copy !req
1161. I'm the winner!
Leave me alone!Copy !req
1162. Amber Von Tussle and the Roach.Copy !req
1163. There's a dance
They're callin' the RoachCopy !req
1164. It's buggin' all the kids
From coast to coastCopy !req
1165. Well now, form a big line
Do the RoachCopy !req
1166. Everybody, now
Squish, squashCopy !req
1167. Kill that roachCopy !req
1168. Well, there's a roach
Upon my floorCopy !req
1169. For Christ's sakes,
pardon Tracy Turnblad.Copy !req
1170. - All right!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1171. Free Tracy Turnblad!Copy !req
1172. Squish, squash
Kill that roachCopy !req
1173. Tracy?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
1174. I got something for you.Copy !req
1175. Amber.Copy !req
1176. Wait. Hold on.Copy !req
1177. Baltimore, you are seeing
history being made today.Copy !req
1178. White and black together
for the first time on local TV.Copy !req
1179. - I hate you, Tracy Turnblad.
- The Corny Collins Show is integrated!Copy !req
1180. Yes, all right!Copy !req
1181. Amber, we're going home now.Copy !req
1182. No, Mommy, no!Copy !req
1183. Stop. Get away from me.
Get away. Come on.Copy !req
1184. I'm a married man with a family.
Don't hurt me, please.Copy !req
1185. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1186. I love you, Baltimore.Copy !req
1187. I don't know about you,
but I feel like dancing.Copy !req
1188. I've got the Bug.Copy !req
1189. Everybody's jumpin'
Movin' aroundCopy !req
1190. Nobody's standin' still
Keepin' their groundCopy !req
1191. You can't tell what'll happen
When they pass it aroundCopy !req
1192. It's the bugCopy !req
1193. You got it, you got it
You're all on your ownCopy !req
1194. Somehow it seems better
When you do it aloneCopy !req
1195. - What are you doing? Ow!
- Give me that.Copy !req
1196. You little... Ugh.Copy !req
1197. Well, come on, baby
Let's do the BugCopy !req
1198. Mm, come on, baby
And give me a hugCopy !req
1199. Come on, baby
My turn's long dueCopy !req
1200. I wanna Bug
Bug a hole in my shoeCopy !req
1201. Well, real bugs bug me
No matter what sizeCopy !req
1202. Come down. Come down.Copy !req
1203. - Itching powder.
- Itching powder?Copy !req
1204. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
1205. - Let's dance!
- Yeah!Copy !req