1. - Upstairs!
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2. - What's going on?
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3. What's the matter?
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4. Who are you?
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5. - Come on, come on!
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6. Let's go!
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7. - Hey!
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8. - Cover the back.
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9. - Dade!
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10. Dade!
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11. - Knock it down.
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12. - The defendant, Dade Murphy,
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13. who calls himself "Zero Cool,"
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14. has repeatedly committed criminal acts
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15. of a malicious nature.
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16. This defendant possesses
a superior intelligence
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17. which he uses to a destructive
and antisocial end.
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18. His computer virus crashed 1,507 systems,
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19. including Wall Street trading systems,
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20. single-handedly causing a seven point drop
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21. in the New York stock market.
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22. - Dade Murphy, I hereby
fine your family $45,000.
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23. And sentence you to probation,
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24. under which you are forbidden
to own or operate a computer
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25. or a touch-tone telephone
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26. until the day of your 18th birthday.
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27. - Dade?
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28. - Yeah, Ma?
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29. - What are you doing?
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30. - I'm taking over a TV network.
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31. - Finish up,
honey, and get to sleep.
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32. And happy birthday.
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33. - Security.
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34. Norm.
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35. Norm speaking.
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36. - Norman, this is Mr.
Eddie Vedder from accounting.
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37. I just had a power surge here at home
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38. that wiped out a file
I was working on and,
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39. listen, I'm in big trouble.
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40. You know anything about computers?
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41. - Um, gee.
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42. - Right, well, my BLT drive on my computer
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43. just went AWOL and
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44. I got this big project due
tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki,
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45. and if I don't get it
in, he's gonna to ask me
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47. - Uh.
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48. - Yeah, well, you know these
Japanese management techniques.
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49. Could you read me the number on the modem?
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50. - Um.
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51. - That's a little boxy thing,
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52. Norm, with switches on it.
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53. Lets my computer talk to the one there.
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54. - 212, 555, 4240.
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55. - So-called American
Indians, Latinos and blacks
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56. come from a genetically mediocre stock.
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57. - Yak, yak, yak.
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58. Get a job.
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59. - Say I'm a—
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60. - You are about to
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61. which reaches from the inner mind to
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62. The Outer Limits.
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63. - Yes.
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64. Hey.
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65. What?
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66. Zero.
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67. No, wait.
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68. - Is this the
beginning of the end?
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69. There is no time to wonder,
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70. no time to say, "Why is it happening?
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71. "Why is it finally happening?"
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72. - Unbelievable.
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73. A hacker.
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74. - Do we pray?
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75. Or do we merely run now.
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76. - Yeah, okay, Acid Burn.
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77. That's enough.
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78. - Shit on me.
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79. - Morning.
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80. You unpack your stuff yet?
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81. - Mmm.
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82. - Up all night again, huh?
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83. - Can this wait until both
my eyes are open, please?
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84. - Can I cut the electricity to his room
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85. so he'll sleep normal hours?
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86. He's been playing with his computer
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87. all night for a solid week.
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88. Well, yes, he could be
playing with himself.
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89. Mmm-hmm.
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90. Yes, I'll ask.
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91. Dade?
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92. You like girls, don't you?
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93. - Yeah.
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94. I just haven't found one
as charming as you yet.
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95. - You haven't been doing
anything stupid, right, Dade?
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96. Right, Dade?
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97. - Right, Mom.
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98. And I'm still a virgin!
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99. - You hooked it up to
the phone, didn't you?
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100. Dade!
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101. Turn the shower off!
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102. You screw up again, and
you won't get into college!
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103. I'm sorry we had to move
in your senior year.
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104. I didn't want to sell the house,
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105. but I had to take this new job.
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106. You know that.
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107. You're going to love New York.
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108. It's the city that never sleeps.
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109. Excuse me.
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110. Yo, chill, man.
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111. I'm talking to Venezuela.
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112. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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113. I was just looking for
the Principal's office.
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114. Sorry, I can't help you, kid.
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115. - Do you have your transfer forms?
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116. It's a relatively
straightforward question.
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117. Do you speak English?
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118. - Sorry.
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119. You wanted—
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120. - I wanted transfer forms.
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121. Thank you.
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122. Are you coming?
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123. The gym is through there,
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124. and the cafeteria is through there.
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125. - Great.
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126. Cool.
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127. What's your name?
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128. - Kate.
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129. Kate Libby.
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130. Here's your class.
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131. - My class.
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132. You mean, I'm not in your class?
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133. - No, you're not in my class.
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134. - Give me time.
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135. - Hey, you new?
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136. - Yeah.
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137. - Tell him about the pool, Kate.
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138. - Pool?
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139. - Yeah, there's an
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140. up on the roof.
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141. Take the stairs over there.
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142. - Yeah!
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143. Sure.
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144. Thanks!
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145. - Hey!
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146. Hold the door!
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147. - No pool.
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148. - Oh, my God.
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149. He found the pool.
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150. - Now, I'm Mr. Simpson,
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151. and I'm subbing for Miss
Bayless who was arrested
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152. at the anti-fur rally.
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153. Now, I know some of you
kids got computers at home,
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154. but these are school property, people,
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155. and I don't want to see
any gum stuck to 'em.
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156. Chapter one,
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157. Designing graphical interface.
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158. - So, what's your interest
in Kate Libby, eh?
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159. Academic?
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160. Purely sexual?
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161. - Homicidal.
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162. - What's up, man?
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163. I'm the Phreak.
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164. The Phantom Phreak?
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165. The King of Nynex?
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166. - I've got it.
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167. - I know you play the game.
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168. - Phreak, Phreak, Phreak, Phreak, Phreak,
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169. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
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170. I got—
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171. - Joey, Joey, Joey!
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172. What, what, what?
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173. One more dude out of you
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174. and I'm gonna slap the
shit out of you, okay?
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175. Now, I try to save you from yourself,
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176. but you got to stop letting
your mama dress you, man.
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177. You're hopeless.
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178. Check it.
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179. - I need a handle, man.
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180. I mean, I don't have an
identity until I have a handle.
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181. - You know, you're right about that.
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182. Check it, Friday.
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183. - Look.
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184. All right.
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185. Wait, wait.
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186. How about The Master of Disaster, huh?
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187. - You're hopeless, man, utterly hopeless.
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188. - Ultra Laser.
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189. Dr. Doom!
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190. - We play Chinese software here.
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191. - Tell me, what'd you need?
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192. What'd you need?
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193. - Yeah, you got any Russian military?
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194. - Any kind of format, any
kind of disc, any bootleg.
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195. - Check this out, each
and every one of you.
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196. Compilation tape, my own making.
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197. I call this the Greatest Zuke's Album
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198. featuring artists like,
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199. like, I got some Hendrix on there,
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200. some Joplin, Mama Cass, Belushi,
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201. all great artists that
asphyxiated on their own vomit.
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202. Can't get this in stores, man.
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203. I made it, one of a kind.
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204. All major transactions—
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205. - Please
deposit $5 for the first minute.
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206. Thank you.
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207. - No, no, no, thank you.
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208. - That's a nice score for a girl.
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209. - Think you can do better?
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210. - I'll give it a shot.
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211. - Is this kid bothering you, Kate?
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212. - Sorry, can I get some room here?
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213. - Yeah, why don't you come up here?
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214. - He's good.
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215. - Well, it looks like I'm on top.
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216. - Congratulations.
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217. No one's ever beat her before.
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218. You just made an enemy for life.
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219. Boy Meets World, let's go.
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220. - Who's that?
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221. - Curtis.
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222. - And what's he do?
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223. - That's it.
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224. You're looking at it.
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225. He just looks slick all day.
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226. Joey!
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227. - What's up?
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228. Oh, my God.
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229. Way cool!
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230. You saw that?
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231. - What the hell is going on?
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232. - Pool on the roof must have a leak.
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233. - Man, oh, man, this is going to be good.
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234. - "God gave men brains larger than dogs,
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235. "so they wouldn't hump women's
legs at cocktail parties."
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236. Ruth Libby.
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237. - I'm not so sure your mother qualifies
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238. as a significant author
of the 20th century.
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239. - Her last book sold two million copies.
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240. - "Angelheaded hipsters
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241. "burning for the ancient
heavenly connection
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242. "to the starry dynamo in
the machinery of the night."
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243. - It's Ginsberg.
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244. - Nice.
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245. Very nice.
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246. - He's not in this class.
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247. - I said, give me time.
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248. - He's not enrolled in his class.
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249. - Well, he's on my list.
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250. "Of all the things I've lost,
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251. "I miss my mind the most"?
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252. - Ozzy Osborne.
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253. - You, what is your name?
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254. - Emmanuel Goldstein, sir.
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255. - You, however, are not on my list.
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256. - Whoa.
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257. This isn't wood shop class?
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258. - Out.
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259. Class crashing.
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260. Come on.
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261. Love you, we'll do lunch.
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262. Get out.
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263. - Bye.
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264. - Thank you.
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265. - Thank you, sir.
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266. - Bye!
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267. - How was school?
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268. - Hmm.
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269. - What did we learn in school today?
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270. - Revenge.
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271. - Ah.
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272. Did we meet somebody special?
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273. - No, no one special.
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274. - Okay.
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275. I got to get back to work.
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276. I'm gonna be home late.
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277. Would you try and please fill these out?
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278. Oh, don't worry.
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279. It's only the rest of your life.
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280. - Right.
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281. Anything else?
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282. You want me to mow the lawn?
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283. Oops.
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284. Forgot.
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285. New York, no grass.
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286. - And unpack.
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287. - I'm in this computer, right?
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288. I'm looking around and taking my time.
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289. For four hours, buy
and sell my life story.
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290. - FYI, man, right?
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291. You can sit at home and do,
like, absolutely nothing and,
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292. and your name goes through,
like, 17 computers a day.
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293. 1984, yeah right, man, that's a typo.
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294. Orwell's here now.
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295. He's living large.
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296. We have no names, man, no names.
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297. We are nameless.
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298. Can I score a fry?
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299. Thanks.
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300. - Meet Cereal Killer.
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301. As in Froot Loops.
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302. But he does know things.
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303. - Anyway, anyway, guys,
guys, listen, listen.
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304. I'm in this computer, right?
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305. So I'm looking around—
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306. - You got those crayola books?
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307. - Oh, yeah.
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308. Technicolor rainbow.
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309. Yeah.
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310. Green one.
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311. - What is that, what
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312. Let me see.
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313. What are these?
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314. - International UNIX environments.
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315. - Luscious orange.
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316. - Computer security criteria,
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317. DOD standards.
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318. The Pink-Shirt Book, guide to IBM PCs,
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319. so called due to the nasty pink shirt
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320. the guy wears on the cover.
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321. - What's that?
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322. - Devil Book, UNIX bible.
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323. - What's that?
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324. - Dragon Book, compiler design.
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325. - Oh, yeah?
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326. What's that?
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327. - The Red Book.
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328. NSA trusted networks,
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329. otherwise known as the ugly red book
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330. that won't fit on a shelf.
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331. - Anyway, anyway, guys,
guys, guys, come on.
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332. I'm in this computer, right?
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333. So I'm looking around, I'm
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334. Throwing commands at it.
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335. I don't know where it is or
what it does or anything.
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336. It's like choice.
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337. It's just beautiful, okay?
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338. Like, four hours, I'm just
messing around in there.
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340. Right?
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341. Okay, wait, okay.
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342. So it's a bank.
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343. So this morning I look in the paper.
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344. Some cash machine in,
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345. spits out $700 into the
middle of the street.
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346. - That is kind of cool.
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347. - That was me.
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348. That was me, I did that.
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349. - And you did this from your house?
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350. - What are you, stoned or stupid?
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351. You don't hack a bank across
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352. You'll get nailed by the FBI.
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353. Where are your brains?
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354. In your ass?
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355. Don't you know anything?
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356. - It's stupid, man.
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357. It's universally stupid.
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358. - You guys always think
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360. All right.
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361. - Right, right?
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362. All right, what are the three
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363. - Love, secret, and sex.
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365. - Yeah, but don't forget God.
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366. System operators love to use God.
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367. It's that whole male ego thing.
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368. Look, you wanna be elite,
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369. you got to do a righteous hack.
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370. None of this accidental shit.
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371. - Yeah, you want a
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372. you score one of those Gibsons, man.
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373. You know, supercomputers
they use to, like, do physics
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374. and look for oil and stuff?
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375. - Ain't no way, man.
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376. Security's too tight.
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377. The big iron?
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378. - Maybe, but if I were
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379. I'd work my way back
through some low security
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380. and try the back door.
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381. - Yeah, but oh, man,
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382. wouldn't you just love to get
one of those Gibsons baby?
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383. Mmmm.
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384. - Yo, who ate all of my fries?
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385. - Joey!
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386. - What?
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387. No,no,no,no, no.
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388. I didn't touch your fries.
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389. I mean, I did not touch your fries.
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390. - Cereal, man, you owe me a pack.
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391. - It was him, man.
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392. - You suck, dude.
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393. You need to lay off of that shit.
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394. - What're you doing?
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395. - Why don't I hit you?
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396. - Yes!
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397. Home run, home run.
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398. Okay, okay, okay.
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399. You and me, Lucy.
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400. We're gonna show them, baby.
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401. Ow!
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402. Okay, okay.
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403. - Mr. Belford?
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404. - My name is The Plague.
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405. - Mr. The Plague, something weird's
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406. happening on the net.
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407. - As in what,
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408. - The accounting subdirectory
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409. in the Gibson's working really hard.
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410. We got one person online.
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411. The workload is enough
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412. I think we got a hacker.
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413. - Okay, okay, we need
proof that we were here.
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414. All right.
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415. Yeah.
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416. Garbage.
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417. Okay, give me garbage.
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418. Shit.
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419. - Never fear.
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420. I is here.
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421. - I've narrowed the
activity to terminal 23.
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422. - Let's echo 23, see what's up.
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423. God wouldn't be up this late.
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424. Shit.
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425. Get me the switching control center.
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426. I need to trace a call that's in progress.
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427. - Shit.
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428. Yeah, hold on, hold on, Mom.
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429. Hold on one second.
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430. - Open the door, Joseph.
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431. - Yeah.
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432. Yeah, okay.
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433. There you go.
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434. - Bed.
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435. Sleep.
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436. Now.
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437. Sweet dreams, Joe.
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438. - He's gone.
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439. - Did you get a trace?
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440. - Yeah, we got him.
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441. - Good.
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442. - Nice place, huh?
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443. - You heard of a hacker called Acid Burn?
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444. You know who he is?
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445. - No, don't know who he is.
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446. Do you?
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447. Nikon!
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448. Lord Nikon, this is—
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449. - Crash Override.
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450. - Never heard of you.
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451. Done anything?
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452. - No.
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453. - Come on!
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454. I hate this neighborhood.
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455. - What?
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456. Your mom buy you a 'puter for Christmas?
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457. Does he know anything?
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458. - Sure, man.
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459. He's elite.
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460. - Come in.
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461. - Nikon, can I crash
at your place tonight?
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462. - Again?
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463. Yeah, sure.
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464. - Hackers penetrate and ravage
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465. delicate, private and
publicly-owned computer systems,
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466. infecting them with viruses
and stealing materials
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467. for their own ends.
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468. - There's Richard Gill.
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469. Your hacker enemy number one, man.
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470. - Thank you, Mr. Gill.
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471. - You're a boner.
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472. - Yo.
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473. Showtime, showtime!
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474. Hike!
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475. - What's going on?
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476. - Four, three, two, one.
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477. - Welcome to our show.
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478. - Hack The Planet.
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479. - Hack the planet!
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480. - For those late-night hacks.
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481. - Jolt Cola,
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482. the soft drink of the elite hacker.
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483. - Who are these guys?
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484. - That's Razor and Blade.
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485. - Razor and Blade.
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486. - That's right.
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487. This is a pay phone.
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488. - Don't ask.
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489. - As you can see,
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490. this is just a simple
micro cassette recorder.
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491. Hook it up to the phone and
drop in five bucks in quarters.
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492. - Record the tones that the coins make,
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493. then hang up, and get your money back.
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494. - And never again pay for a service
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495. that would be dirt-cheap.
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496. - If it weren't run by a bunch
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497. of profiteering gluttons.
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498. - Remember, hacking is
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499. It's a survival trait.
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500. Thank you, thank you!
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501. Thank you very much!
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502. Joey, Joey.
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503. Thank you!
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504. - Freeze!
Copy !req
505. - What, what, what?
Copy !req
506. - Get out of there!
Copy !req
507. Come on, get out!
Copy !req
508. - Joey!
Copy !req
509. - Get in there!
Copy !req
510. Sit down!
Copy !req
511. - Stay down there.
Copy !req
512. Don't move.
Copy !req
513. - Lucy!
Copy !req
514. - Joey!
Copy !req
515. - What do you think you're doing?
Copy !req
516. - Joey!
Copy !req
517. - How's it going, Ray?
Copy !req
518. - Looks good, sir.
Copy !req
519. We got an uncorrupted hard drive.
Copy !req
520. - In English, please.
Copy !req
521. I didn't spend 10 years
protecting the president
Copy !req
522. so I could finish my career
feeling like an idiot.
Copy !req
523. - I'm sorry, sir.
Copy !req
524. We caught him by surprise,
Copy !req
525. so we don't think he had enough time
Copy !req
526. to erase his computer files.
Copy !req
527. - Good.
Copy !req
528. Good man.
Copy !req
529. All right, let's finish up here.
Copy !req
530. Take him in for interrogation.
Copy !req
531. - All right, sir.
Copy !req
532. - Agent Gill, can you spare
a moment of your time?
Copy !req
533. - Why, of course, Jennifer.
Copy !req
534. - Joey!
Copy !req
535. - Mom.
Copy !req
536. - Just how
dangerous are hackers?
Copy !req
537. - Well, hackers penetrate and ravage
Copy !req
538. delicate, private and
publicly-owned computer systems,
Copy !req
539. infecting them with viruses
Copy !req
540. and stealing sensitive
materials for their own ends.
Copy !req
541. These people, they're terrorists.
Copy !req
542. - Joey.
Copy !req
543. - Thank you, Mr. Gill.
Copy !req
544. - Good morning, gentlemen.
Copy !req
545. - Morning.
Copy !req
546. - Please be seated.
Copy !req
547. I see we're still dressing
in the dark, Eugene.
Copy !req
548. - Once again, don't call me Eugene.
Copy !req
549. Our recent unknown intruder
Copy !req
550. penetrated using a superuser account,
Copy !req
551. giving him access to our whole system.
Copy !req
552. - Precisely what you're paid to prevent.
Copy !req
553. - Someone didn't bother reading
my carefully prepared memo
Copy !req
554. on commonly used passwords.
Copy !req
555. Now then, as I so
meticulously pointed out,
Copy !req
556. the four most used passwords are
Copy !req
557. love, sex, secret, and God.
Copy !req
558. So would Your Holiness care
to change her password?
Copy !req
559. A hacker planted the virus.
Copy !req
560. - Virus?
Copy !req
561. - Yesterday, the ballast program
Copy !req
562. for a supertanker training model
Copy !req
563. mistakenly thought the vessel was empty
Copy !req
564. and flooded its tanks.
Copy !req
565. - Excuse me.
Copy !req
566. - The little boat flipped over.
Copy !req
567. A virus planted within
the Gibson computer system
Copy !req
568. claimed responsibility.
Copy !req
569. - What, it left a note?
Copy !req
570. - Unless five million
dollars are transferred
Copy !req
571. to the following numbered
account in seven days,
Copy !req
572. I will capsize five tankers
in the Ellingson fleet.
Copy !req
573. - Is that—
Copy !req
574. - That is the virus,
Copy !req
575. Leonardo Da Vinci.
Copy !req
576. The problem is we have 26 ships at sea
Copy !req
577. and we don't know which ones are infected.
Copy !req
578. - Well, then, put the ships'
ballast under manual control.
Copy !req
579. - There's no such thing anymore, Duke.
Copy !req
580. These ships are totally computerized.
Copy !req
581. They rely on satellite navigation
Copy !req
582. which links them to our
network and the virus
Copy !req
583. wherever they are in the world.
Copy !req
584. - So what are we supposed to do?
Copy !req
585. - Well, luckily you have a gifted
Copy !req
586. and talented security officer.
Copy !req
587. I traced the hacker's call.
Copy !req
588. The Secret Service picked
him up this morning.
Copy !req
589. I'll just search his files
for the original virus code,
Copy !req
590. and then I can eliminate it.
Copy !req
591. - Now look, now, we expect you
to get onto this right away.
Copy !req
592. Yeah?
Copy !req
593. - Yeah.
Copy !req
594. - Well, how soon?
Copy !req
595. - Well, we're working
on it as fast as we can.
Copy !req
596. This is a very common
occurrence in corporations
Copy !req
597. as large as ours.
Copy !req
598. You have nothing to worry about.
Copy !req
599. - Yeah, right.
Copy !req
600. Are you sure about that Mr. The Plague?
Copy !req
601. - Yeah, the Secret Service
is helping us out 100%, okay?
Copy !req
602. - Yeah, okay.
Copy !req
603. - We'll be in touch.
Copy !req
604. Talk to you later.
Copy !req
605. - What the hell was that all about?
Copy !req
606. - I had to move fast.
Copy !req
607. The hacker copied my garbage file.
Copy !req
608. - What?
Copy !req
609. - I created Mr. Da Vinci
Copy !req
610. so we could call in the Secret Service
Copy !req
611. so they'd arrest the
hacker, seize his equipment,
Copy !req
612. things we can't do on our own.
Copy !req
613. - I don't want
to go to jail for this.
Copy !req
614. - Relax.
Copy !req
615. Think about the 25 million dollars.
Copy !req
616. - But you've created a virus
Copy !req
617. that's gonna cause a
worldwide ecological disaster,
Copy !req
618. just to arrest some hacker kid?
Copy !req
619. - Basically, yeah.
Copy !req
620. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
621. - Jesus.
Copy !req
622. You know, you're sick, Eugene.
Copy !req
623. Shh, I'll take care of this.
Copy !req
624. - All right, sir.
Copy !req
625. - I can cancel it anytime.
Copy !req
626. I don't need any program code,
Copy !req
627. but it's the perfect cover
to confiscate the disk
Copy !req
628. and find out how much of that
garbage file's been copied.
Copy !req
629. - Get it!
Copy !req
630. Why did I ever trust you?
Copy !req
631. Get the file.
Copy !req
632. Otherwise, you'll lose all your toys.
Copy !req
633. - Did you find the program for the virus
Copy !req
634. on any of the disks we confiscated?
Copy !req
635. - No.
Copy !req
636. He's either very smart or very stupid.
Copy !req
637. - Then he stashed it somewhere,
Copy !req
638. or he has an accomplice.
Copy !req
639. We'll release him until his indictment,
Copy !req
640. keep tight surveillance and see
if he leads us to your disk.
Copy !req
641. - Unit three outside suspect,
Copy !req
642. Joey Pardella's apartment.
Copy !req
643. Nothing to report.
Copy !req
644. Suspect still grounded.
Copy !req
645. By his mother.
Copy !req
646. Listen to this bullshit.
Copy !req
647. "This is our world now.
Copy !req
648. "The world of the electron and the switch.
Copy !req
649. "The beauty of the baud.
Copy !req
650. "We exist without nationality,
skin color or religious bias."
Copy !req
651. "You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us
Copy !req
652. and try to make us believe
it's for our own good,
Copy !req
653. yet we are the criminals."
Copy !req
654. "Yes, I am a criminal.
Copy !req
655. My crime is that of curiosity."
Copy !req
656. "I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto."
Copy !req
657. Huh, right?
Copy !req
658. Manifesto?
Copy !req
659. "You may stop me, but
you can't stop us all."
Copy !req
660. - Now, that's cool.
Copy !req
661. - Cool?
Copy !req
662. - Yeah, cool.
Copy !req
663. - You think it's cool?
Copy !req
664. - It's cool.
Copy !req
665. - It's not cool.
Copy !req
666. It's commie bullshit.
Copy !req
667. - Back off, hey, back off!
Copy !req
668. - So, what do you think?
Copy !req
669. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Copy !req
670. - What is it with this guy?
Copy !req
671. - His parents missed Woodstock,
Copy !req
672. and he's been making up for it since.
Copy !req
673. Hey, you hear about Joey's bust?
Copy !req
674. - Yeah.
Copy !req
675. Probably had something to
do with that bank in Idaho.
Copy !req
676. - You think he could hack a Gibson?
Copy !req
677. - Did you talk to him?
Copy !req
678. - Nope.
Copy !req
679. His mom said he's grounded
for his next three lifetimes.
Copy !req
680. He isn't to consort with
his computer friends.
Copy !req
681. The Secret Service is
really out to get him.
Copy !req
682. Hey, there's a big party tonight.
Copy !req
683. You wanna go?
Copy !req
684. It's at Kate's.
Copy !req
685. Thought so.
Copy !req
686. - Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
687. A little pelvis and booty.
Copy !req
688. A little pelvis and booty.
Copy !req
689. House party.
Copy !req
690. - Come on, come on.
Copy !req
691. Let's go.
Copy !req
692. Right away, huh?
Copy !req
693. - What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
694. Plague!
Copy !req
695. - Huh?
Copy !req
696. - Plague!
Copy !req
697. - Gill.
Copy !req
698. - I think we got something.
Copy !req
699. - Ugh.
Copy !req
700. Hard copy.
Copy !req
701. Dade Murphy.
Copy !req
702. - Secret Service!
Copy !req
703. - Don't move!
Copy !req
704. - Christ, what are you—
Copy !req
705. - Shut up!
Copy !req
706. - What are you doing?
Copy !req
707. - Shut up!
Copy !req
708. - Get off me!
Copy !req
709. - Shut your mouth!
Copy !req
710. - God!
Copy !req
711. - Just sit in the bed and keep your hands
Copy !req
712. where we can see them.
Copy !req
713. - The year was 1988,
Copy !req
714. and this nasty virus crashed
1,500 systems in one day.
Copy !req
715. - 1,507.
Copy !req
716. - Wow.
Copy !req
717. - It got you seven years probation.
Copy !req
718. No computer couldn't even
use a touch-tone phone.
Copy !req
719. - Must have been hell, huh, Zero Cool?
Copy !req
720. A virus has been planted
in the Ellingson Mineral
Copy !req
721. computer system.
Copy !req
722. You were our prime suspect
Copy !req
723. till we trashed your stuff
Copy !req
724. and found no trace of it.
Copy !req
725. - However, we've come to believe
Copy !req
726. that one Joey Pardella's
involved in this Ellingson virus.
Copy !req
727. He or perhaps his accomplice has a disk
Copy !req
728. that Mr. Belford needs
to disable that virus.
Copy !req
729. We want you to help us find it.
Copy !req
730. - Gill.
Copy !req
731. Loser.
Copy !req
732. I can't believe you were
only 11 when you wrote this.
Copy !req
733. It's quite an impressive virus.
Copy !req
734. Dade,
Copy !req
735. I know how you might feel
about narcing on your friends,
Copy !req
736. but we're hackers.
Copy !req
737. For us, there's no such
thing as family and friends.
Copy !req
738. We're each our own country
Copy !req
739. with temporary allies and enemies.
Copy !req
740. I'd like to make a treaty with you.
Copy !req
741. - I'm sorry.
Copy !req
742. Who are you?
Copy !req
743. - I'm the one who understands you.
Copy !req
744. Now, can we be allies?
Copy !req
745. - Nah.
Copy !req
746. I don't play well with others.
Copy !req
747. Shit!
Copy !req
748. Come on!
Copy !req
749. - Watch which friends you do play with.
Copy !req
750. A record like yours
could land you in jail,
Copy !req
751. get you kicked out of school.
Copy !req
752. No colleges would take you, no future.
Copy !req
753. Exiled from everyone
Copy !req
754. and everything you love.
Copy !req
755. I'll be in touch.
Copy !req
756. It's fine.
Copy !req
757. Oh, and, Dade,
Copy !req
758. try to stay out of trouble, okay?
Copy !req
759. - Blow me.
Copy !req
760. - Thank you.
Copy !req
761. - What were you doing
in the bathroom with Janice?
Copy !req
762. - Her mom makes big bucks writing
self-help books for women.
Copy !req
763. Stuff like, Women Who Love
Men Who Are Emotional Amoebae.
Copy !req
764. - That explains a lot.
Copy !req
765. - Hi.
Copy !req
766. - Hit it, baby.
Copy !req
767. Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Copy !req
768. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Copy !req
769. Look at that.
Copy !req
770. Cool.
Copy !req
771. - Big man stepping in.
Copy !req
772. Stepping in.
Copy !req
773. Coming through.
Copy !req
774. Oooh.
Copy !req
775. Big man, big boots.
Copy !req
776. You look good, girl.
Copy !req
777. I'll catch you later.
Copy !req
778. Yo, what's up, Nikon?
Copy !req
779. - Hey, Phreak!
Copy !req
780. You in the house!
Copy !req
781. Great, thanks, man.
Copy !req
782. Dade, man.
Copy !req
783. You made it.
Copy !req
784. Yo, yo.
Copy !req
785. Houston, we have liftoff.
Copy !req
786. Three o'clock, check it.
Copy !req
787. Don't look right away.
Copy !req
788. What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
789. Look at her, man.
Copy !req
790. Look at that.
Copy !req
791. - Whoa!
Copy !req
792. Oh!
Copy !req
793. - Lisa Blair, 26 East 7th Street,
Copy !req
794. apartment 16, 555-4817.
Copy !req
795. Boom!
Copy !req
796. - How did you know that?
Copy !req
797. - I got a photographic memory.
Copy !req
798. It's a curse.
Copy !req
799. Lisa!
Copy !req
800. - Hey, how do you know my name?
Copy !req
801. - Oh, oh, oh, look at that pooper, man.
Copy !req
802. Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right.
Copy !req
803. - Oooh.
Copy !req
804. _ Hi, my name is Vickie,
and I'm an addict.
Copy !req
805. - Hi, my name's Hank, and I'm an addict.
Copy !req
806. - My name's Joey, but I'm not an addict.
Copy !req
807. No, no.
Copy !req
808. Really, really.
Copy !req
809. Listen, listen, look.
Copy !req
810. I got in trouble with my
computer, right, okay?
Copy !req
811. My lawyer told the judge
that I'm an addict,
Copy !req
812. but I'm not addicted to my computer.
Copy !req
813. No, really, really.
Copy !req
814. I'm not an addict.
Copy !req
815. I'm not, I'm not.
Copy !req
816. Can I get some more coffee?
Copy !req
817. Thank you.
Copy !req
818. - Yo.
Copy !req
819. Check this out, guy.
Copy !req
820. This is insanely great.
Copy !req
821. It's got a 28.8 bps modem.
Copy !req
822. - Yeah?
Copy !req
823. Display?
Copy !req
824. - Active matrix, man.
Copy !req
825. A million psychedelic colors.
Copy !req
826. Man, baby is sweet.
Copy !req
827. - Ooh!
Copy !req
828. I want it.
Copy !req
829. - I want it to have my children, man.
Copy !req
830. - Yeah, I bet it looks crispy in the dark.
Copy !req
831. - Yo, hit the light.
Copy !req
832. - Oooh.
Copy !req
833. - Oh, wow!
Copy !req
834. - Shit.
Copy !req
835. Shhh.
Copy !req
836. - Come on.
Copy !req
837. - Yeah.
Copy !req
838. - Was that her top?
Copy !req
839. - One handed.
Copy !req
840. - Difficulty rating?
Copy !req
841. - Seven.
Copy !req
842. Wow!
Copy !req
843. Burn's wetware matches her software.
Copy !req
844. - Burn?
Copy !req
845. - Shh!
Copy !req
846. - What the-—
Copy !req
847. - What are you guys doing in here?
Copy !req
848. - I'm sorry.
Copy !req
849. We're sorry.
Copy !req
850. Just checking out your fly laptop.
Copy !req
851. - It's hyped, you know.
Copy !req
852. You in the butter zone now, baby.
Copy !req
853. - Huh?
Copy !req
854. - Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Copy !req
855. I want to triple the RAM, all right?
Copy !req
856. - That's right.
Copy !req
857. - Ooh, leopard boy and the Decepticons.
Copy !req
858. Kate.
Copy !req
859. Kate.
Copy !req
860. You're not going into that
computer shit now, right?
Copy !req
861. - One second.
Copy !req
862. - Yeah.
Copy !req
863. - Yeah, right.
Copy !req
864. - The sensitive type.
Copy !req
865. - What is he doing in here?
Copy !req
866. - Relax, Burn.
Copy !req
867. He's my guest.
Copy !req
868. - Burn, you're Acid Burn.
Copy !req
869. You booted me out of OTV?
Copy !req
870. - What?
Copy !req
871. - I'm Crash Override.
Copy !req
872. - You're the moron that's
been invading my turf?
Copy !req
873. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
874. Crash and Burn!
Copy !req
875. - Murphy kid turn you down?
Copy !req
876. - I disguised myself as
an Alabama state trooper
Copy !req
877. and penetrated the FBI NCIC.
Copy !req
878. - Pervert.
Copy !req
879. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
880. - The FBI computer holds
files on 20 million Americans.
Copy !req
881. I just hacked into it.
Copy !req
882. - Congratulations.
Copy !req
883. - From here, I got access
to every piece of data
Copy !req
884. ever stored on Dade Murphy's parents.
Copy !req
885. His parents separated five years ago,
Copy !req
886. reconciled two years later,
Copy !req
887. filed for divorce last
year, custody battle.
Copy !req
888. Boy chose to go with his mother.
Copy !req
889. - So?
Copy !req
890. - Mmm.
Copy !req
891. So, we get the mother, we get the boy.
Copy !req
892. - What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
893. - Ah, it's cool.
Copy !req
894. I'm just looking.
Copy !req
895. - It's too much machine for you.
Copy !req
896. - Yeah?
Copy !req
897. - I hope you don't screw like you type.
Copy !req
898. - Has a killer refresh rate.
Copy !req
899. - P6 chip.
Copy !req
900. Triple the speed of the Pentium.
Copy !req
901. - Yeah, it's not just the chip.
Copy !req
902. It has a PCI bus, but you knew that.
Copy !req
903. - Indeed.
Copy !req
904. RISC architecture's going
to change everything.
Copy !req
905. - Yeah, RISC is good.
Copy !req
906. - Yeah.
Copy !req
907. - You sure this sweet
machine's not going to waste?
Copy !req
908. - Crash Override.
Copy !req
909. What was it?
Copy !req
910. "Mess with the best, die like the rest"?
Copy !req
911. - Yeah.
Copy !req
912. - Oh.
Copy !req
913. Are you challenging me?
Copy !req
914. - Name your stakes.
Copy !req
915. - If I win, you become my slave.
Copy !req
916. - Your slave?
Copy !req
917. - You wish.
Copy !req
918. You'll do shit work.
Copy !req
919. Scan, crack copyrights, whatever I want.
Copy !req
920. - Deal.
Copy !req
921. And if I win?
Copy !req
922. - Make it my first-born.
Copy !req
923. - Make it our first date.
Copy !req
924. - You're not gonna win.
Copy !req
925. - And you have to smile.
Copy !req
926. - I don't do dates.
Copy !req
927. But I don't lose, either, so you're on.
Copy !req
928. - So here's the deal.
Copy !req
929. The chosen contest,
Copy !req
930. to hassle Secret Service
Agent Richard Gill
Copy !req
931. and get one back for Joey.
Copy !req
932. - Our decisions are
final by a vote of two to one.
Copy !req
933. No appeals.
Copy !req
934. - The duel will last
until we declare a winner.
Copy !req
935. - Use only the dial-ups,
access codes and passwords
Copy !req
936. in your collection.
Copy !req
937. You can't ask for any help from us.
Copy !req
938. - Talking to me?
Copy !req
939. - Any questions?
Copy !req
940. - Yeah.
Copy !req
941. Who's gonna notify his next of kin?
Copy !req
942. - Ooh.
Copy !req
943. - Oh, thank heaven.
Copy !req
944. - All right, he's in the personal ads.
Copy !req
945. "Disappointed white male cross-dresser
Copy !req
946. "looking for discreet friend
Copy !req
947. "to bring dreams to reality.
Copy !req
948. "Leather, lace, and water sports.
Copy !req
949. "Transvestites welcome."
Copy !req
950. - I know where you can stick it.
Copy !req
951. I know where you can stick it.
Copy !req
952. - I just want to lick your earlobes.
Copy !req
953. I wanna lick your lips.
Copy !req
954. I wanna lick your toes.
Copy !req
955. - Oh, oh, you gonna lick?
Copy !req
956. You want to lick something?
Copy !req
957. Lick this.
Copy !req
958. - That's why
they call me stallion.
Copy !req
959. - Oh, that's disgusting.
Copy !req
960. - My heart
is steaming for you and—
Copy !req
961. - Ah.
Copy !req
962. - Spank you.
Copy !req
963. - Oh, I'll spank your ass!
Copy !req
964. - Turn
you over and make you—
Copy !req
965. - Ah!
Copy !req
966. - Animal.
Copy !req
967. - Hey, ow!
Copy !req
968. Hey, hey, hey!
Copy !req
969. Do you know who I am,
do you know who I am?
Copy !req
970. Ow!
Copy !req
971. - This is accounting, sir.
Copy !req
972. You inquired about an employee of ours,
Copy !req
973. Agent Richard Gill?
Copy !req
974. - Yes.
Copy !req
975. - Our records
indicate he's deceased.
Copy !req
976. - I'm what?
Copy !req
977. - Dead.
Copy !req
978. - Dead?
Copy !req
979. - Yeah, like rigor mortis, habeas corpus.
Copy !req
980. - Very impressive.
Copy !req
981. - Superhero-like, even.
Copy !req
982. - Yeah, whatever.
Copy !req
983. What's the score?
Copy !req
984. - Tie.
Copy !req
985. - Oh, come on!
Copy !req
986. - Due to Mr. Gill's
untimely demise and all,
Copy !req
987. guess you two'll have to
improvise the next round.
Copy !req
988. - Right.
Copy !req
989. I Win,
Copy !req
990. you wear a dress on our date.
Copy !req
991. - And if I win, so do you.
Copy !req
992. - Deal.
Copy !req
993. - Oh.
Copy !req
994. Hmm, Dade.
Copy !req
995. I didn't know your size, so I guessed.
Copy !req
996. You are man enough to stick
with the deal, aren't you?
Copy !req
997. - Thanks.
Copy !req
998. - You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool?
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999. Well, let me explain the new world order.
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1000. Governments and corporations
need people like you
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1001. and me.
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1002. We are samurai, the keyboard cowboys.
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1003. And all those other people out there
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1004. who have no idea what's
going on, are the cattle.
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1005. I need your help, you need my help.
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1006. Let me help you earn your spurs.
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1007. Ah, think about it.
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1008. Enjoy the laptop, Cool.
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1009. Tell me where the disc is.
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1010. - You look pitiful.
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1011. Okay, okay, you're not grounded anymore.
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1012. - Yo, what's up?
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1013. - Dude, dude, I gotta talk to you, man.
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1014. Listen, listen, listen.
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1015. I copied a garbage file.
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1016. - Big deal.
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1017. A garbage file's got shit in it, Joey.
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1018. - No.
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1019. It's, like, hot or something.
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1020. I don't know.
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1021. - Joey, a garbage file
holds miscellaneous data.
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1022. Junk.
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1023. Bits of stuff that's been erased, man.
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1024. - Look, dude, I copied
it from Ellingson, okay?
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1025. They're asking me about it, all right?
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1026. Will you take a look for me?
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1027. - Oh, shit, Joey, you got a tail.
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1028. - Shit!
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1029. - I am watching you.
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1030. - Hmm?
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1031. - Wake up.
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1032. - Mmm.
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1033. - Ramon?
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1034. Wake up.
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1035. Vamonos.
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1036. Time for school.
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1037. Come on.
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1038. - Secret Service, don't move!
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1039. Get 'em up, get 'em up!
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1040. - Deja vu.
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1041. - Ramon Sanchez, you're under arrest
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1042. under the Computer Fraud
and Abuse Act of 1986.
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1043. - So what are you waiting for?
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1044. Arrest me already!
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1045. - You get one call.
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1046. Uno.
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1047. Understand?
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1048. - Hello, operator services.
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1049. - Hello, operator?
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1050. I'm having trouble dialing a number.
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1051. - What number please?
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1052. - 555-4202.
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1053. - Just one moment.
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1054. - Thank you.
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1055. - Hello?
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1056. - Hey, it's me.
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1057. - Phreak?
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1058. - I'm freakin'!
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1059. Joey wasn't making it up.
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1060. He really hacked into Ellingson.
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1061. He gave me the disk
with the file he copied,
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1062. and now I'm in jail.
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1063. They're charging me
with some serious shit.
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1064. And there's stuff I didn't even do,
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1065. like, get this, inserting
some virus called Da Vinci.
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1066. And they keep asking about you guys.
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1067. - You think they're gonna bust us?
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1068. - Yeah.
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1069. You better figure out what's on that disk
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1070. 'cause we're being framed.
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1071. It's in that place where I
put that thing that time.
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1072. - Hi.
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1073. Now I see what all the fuss is about.
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1074. Hey, you have company.
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1075. - This is a nice room.
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1076. - We need your help.
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1077. - Do my ears deceive me?
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1078. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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1079. Truce, you guys.
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1080. Listen, we got a higher
purpose here, right?
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1081. A wake-up call from the
Nintendo generation.
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1082. We demand free access to data.
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1083. Well, it comes with some responsibility.
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1084. "When I was a child, I spake as a child,
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1085. "I understood as a child,
I thought as a child,
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1086. "but when I became a man, I
put away childish things."
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1087. What?
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1088. It's Corinthians 1,
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1089. chapter 13, verse 11.
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1090. No, duh.
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1091. Come on.
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1092. - Phreak and Joey are being framed.
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1093. We need your help to figure
out what's on this disk.
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1094. - I can't.
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1095. Everybody who touches
that thing gets busted.
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1096. I can't afford to get arrested.
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1097. I'm sorry.
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1098. - Maybe I should just go to
the bathroom or something.
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1099. - What is it with you?
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1100. I know we've been playing games,
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1101. but we're supposed to be on the same side.
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1102. And we really need your help.
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1103. I really need your help.
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1104. - I'm sorry.
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1105. I can't.
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1106. - Well, could you just
make a copy of the disk?
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1107. And just hide it in case we get busted,
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1108. so we have something to give our lawyers,
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1109. something that hasn't been tampered with?
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1110. Can you do that?
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1111. - Listen, you guys, help yourself
to anything in the fridge.
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1112. Cereal has.
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1113. - Thank you.
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1114. - Okay, I'll copy it.
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1115. Okay, thank you.
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1116. - The girl.
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1117. The girl has the disk I need.
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1118. - I told you.
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1119. I don't play well with others.
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1120. - Turn on your laptop.
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1121. Set it to receive a file.
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1122. Lauren Murphy is now a wanted felon
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1123. in the state of Washington.
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1124. Forgery, embezzlement,
two drug convictions,
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1125. plus she jumped parole.
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1126. When she's arrested, she
will not have a trial.
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1127. She will not pass Go.
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1128. She will go directly to jail.
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1129. Then I change this file
back to the original,
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1130. and your mom disappears.
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1131. —That's bullshit.
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1132. - What can I tell you?
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1133. Computers never lie, kid.
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1134. Your mom will be arrested at work.
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1135. She'll be handcuffed and
later strip-searched.
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1136. - You lay a finger on
her, and I'll kill you.
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1137. - Kid, don't threaten me.
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1138. There are worse things than death and
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1139. I can do all of them.
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1140. - Talk to me.
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1141. - I got it.
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1142. But, listen, Kate didn't
know what's on it.
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1143. I mean, she came to me to figure it out.
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1144. She's not the one who planted the virus.
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1145. You leave her alone.
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1146. - Hey, don't worry, kid.
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1147. If she's innocent, she'll be fine.
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1148. Your mommy's safe now, okay?
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1149. - Kate, listen.
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1150. - Hold on.
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1151. - I have to tell you something.
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1152. - Hold on a sec.
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1153. - It's so lean and clean.
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1154. - You know, it's like a hacker wrote it.
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1155. - Mmm-hmm.
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1156. - Come here, look at this.
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1157. Man, this thing is tense.
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1158. - Look, that's ill, man.
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1159. It's incomplete.
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1160. This'll take me forever
and a day to figure out.
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1161. I'm gonna make some coffee.
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1162. - Tag, you're in.
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1163. - It isn't a virus.
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1164. It's a worm.
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1165. - What's this one eat?
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1166. - It nibbles.
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1167. You see all of this?
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1168. This is every financial transaction
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1169. Ellingson conducts, yeah?
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1170. From million-dollar deals to the 10 bucks
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1171. that some guy pays for gas.
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1172. - The worm eats a few cents
from each transaction.
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1173. - No one's caught it because
the money isn't really gone.
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1174. It's just data being shifted around.
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1175. - And when the worm's ready,
it zips out with the money
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1176. and erases its tracks.
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1177. - Joey got cutoff before
he got to that part.
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1178. Check it out.
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1179. By this point, it's
already running at what,
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1180. twice the speed as when it started?
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1181. - Right, and at this
rate, it ends its run in—
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1182. - Two days.
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1183. - Judging by this segment alone, man,
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1184. it's already eaten about—
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1185. - 21.8 million bucks, man.
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1186. - Whoever wrote this needs
somebody to take the fall.
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1187. And that's Phreak and
that's Joey and that's us.
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1188. We gotta get the rest of this file
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1189. so we can find out where the money's going
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1190. before the worm disappears,
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1191. so we can find out who created it.
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1192. - I know, I know who wrote it!
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1193. - What?
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1194. - This Ellingson security creep.
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1195. I gave him a copy of the disk you gave me.
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1196. - You what?
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1197. - I didn't know what was on it.
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1198. - Oh, man!
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1199. It's universally stupid, man!
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1200. - Yo, you an amateur, man.
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1201. - Why'd he come to you?
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1202. - I got a record.
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1203. I was Zero Cool.
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1204. - Zero Cool?
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1205. Crashed 1,507 systems in one day?
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1206. Biggest crash in history.
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1207. Front page New York
Times, August 10, 1988.
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1208. I thought you was black, man.
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1209. Yo, man, this is Zero Cool!
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1210. Oh, shit!
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1211. - That's far out.
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1212. - This is Zero Cool, man!
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1213. Ooh!
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1214. - Yo, that's great.
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1215. There goes MIT.
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1216. - I'll make it up!
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1217. - Yeah?
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1218. How?
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1219. - I'll hack the Gibson.
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1220. - Dude, they'll trace you like that, man.
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1221. The cops are going to find you.
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1222. They're gonna find you with a smoking gun.
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1223. - Fucked if I care man.
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1224. - Look, even if you had the password.
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1225. It'll take you 10 minutes to get in,
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1226. and you still gotta find the files, man.
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1227. I mean the cops will
have you in five minutes.
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1228. - Oh, wow, we are fried!
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1229. - Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
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1230. With me, we can do it in seven.
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1231. - You both screw it.
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1232. I help, we do it in six.
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1233. - Jesus, I gotta save all your asses.
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1234. I help, we can do it in five minutes, man.
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1235. - Okay, let's go shopping.
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1236. - Boom.
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1237. - You know, if I didn't live
by a strict code of honor,
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1238. I might take advantage of this situation.
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1239. Erotically, as it were.
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1240. - All right, hold it right there!
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1241. - Shit!
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1242. - My subway defense system.
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1243. - She's way down there.
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1244. - Ta-da!
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1245. - Yo, brain-dead.
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1246. The manual!
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1247. - Oops.
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1248. - Hey!
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1249. - Truck!
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1250. - Find it?
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1251. - Oh.
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1252. Phone's all right.
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1253. The problem must be somewhere else.
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1254. - They had a large chunk
of the garbage file?
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1255. How much do they know?
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1256. - Not everything, but
enough to implicate us.
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1257. - You said the worm was untraceable.
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1258. Yeah, to civilians.
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1259. But they're hackers.
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1260. But don't worry.
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1261. All we have to do is
launch the Da Vinci Virus,
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1262. and then they'll all be put away.
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1263. - Launch the Da Vinci Virus?
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1264. You can't do that.
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1265. - No one believes the guilty.
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1266. Besides, by the time
they realize the truth,
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1267. we'll be long gone with all of our money.
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1268. - Yeah, right.
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1269. - Look, there is no right and wrong.
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1270. There's only fun and boring.
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1271. A 30-year prison sentence
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1272. sounds pretty dull to me.
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1273. Who do you prefer serves it?
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1274. Us or them?
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1275. - Unless
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