1. Let's move!
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2. Upstairs. Go, go.
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3. What's going on?
What's the matter?
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4. - Who are you?
- Come on, come on, let's go.
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5. - Hey.
- Cover the back.
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6. Dade! Dade!
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7. Knock it down.
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8. The defendant, Dade Murphy,
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9. who calls himself "Zero Cool,"
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10. has repeatedly committed
criminal acts
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11. of a malicious nature.
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12. This defendant possesses
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13. a superior intelligence,
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14. which he uses
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and antisocial end.
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16. His computer virus crashed
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17. 1507 systems,
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18. including Wall Street
trading systems,
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19. single-handedly causing
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20. a seven-point drop
in the New York stock market.
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21. Dade Murphy,
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$45,000.
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23. I sentence you to probation,
under which you are forbidden
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or a touchtone telephone
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25. until the day of your
18th birthday.
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26. - Dade.
- Yeah, Ma?
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27. What are you doing?
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28. I'm taking over a TV network.
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29. Finish up, honey,
and get to sleep.
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30. And happy birthday.
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31. Security. Norm. Norman speaking.
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32. Norman, this is Mr. Eddie Vedder
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33. from Accounting.
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34. I just had a power surge
here at home
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I was working on.
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36. And, listen, I'm in big trouble.
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about computers?
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38. Um, gee—
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39. Right, well, my BLT drive
on my computer
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40. just went AWOL,
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41. and I got this big project
due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki.
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42. And if I don't get it in, he's gonna
ask me to commit hara-kiri.
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43. Uh...
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44. Yeah, well, you know these Japanese
management techniques.
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45. Could you read me
the number on the modem?
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46. Um...
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47. It's a little boxy thing,
Norm, with switches on it.
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48. It lets my computer talk
to the one there.
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49. 212-555-4240.
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50. So-called American Indians,
Latinos, and blacks
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51. come from a genetically
mediocre stock.
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52. - Yak, yak, yak.
- Being a racist means
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of racial divisions...
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54. - Get a job.
- ... and I am.
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55. Say I'm a—
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56. You are about
to experience the awe and mystery
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from the inner mind to...
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58. - the Outer Limits.
- Yes!
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59. Hey. What?
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60. Zero—
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61. No, wait.
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62. Is this the day?
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63. Is this the beginning
of the end?
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64. There is no time to wonder,
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65. no time to ask,
"Why is it happening?
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66. - Why is it finally happening?"
- Unbelievable.
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67. - There is time only for...
- A hacker.
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68. Do we pray?
Or do we merely run now?
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69. Yeah, okay, "Acid Burn,"
that's enough.
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70. Shit on me.
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71. 'Morning.
You unpack your stuff yet?
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72. Mm.
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73. Up all night again, huh?
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74. Can this wait till both
of my eyes are open, please?
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75. Can I cut the electricity to his room
so he'll sleep normal hours?
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76. He's been playing with his computer
all night for a solid week.
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77. Well, yes, he could be
playing with himself.
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78. Mm-hmm. Yes, I'll ask.
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79. Dade?
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80. You like girls, don't you?
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81. Yeah. I just haven't found one
as charming as you yet.
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82. You haven't been doing
anything stupid, right, Dade?
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83. - Right, Dade?
- Right, Mom.
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84. And I'm still a virgin.
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85. You hooked it up
to the phone, didn't you?
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86. Dade, turn the shower off.
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87. You screw up again,
and you won't get into college.
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88. I'm sorry we had to move
in your senior year.
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89. I didn't want to sell the house,
but I had to take this new job.
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90. You know that.
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91. You're going to love New York.
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92. It's the "city
that never sleeps."
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93. I miss you, too, baby.
Claro que si.
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94. Excuse me...?
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I'm talking to Venezuela.
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96. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was just looking
for the principal's office.
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97. Sorry, I can't help you, kid.
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98. You have your transfer forms?
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straightforward question.
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100. - Do you speak English?
- Sorry. You wanted—
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101. I wanted transfer forms.
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102. Thank you.
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103. Are you coming?
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104. The gym is through there
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105. and the cafeteria
is through there.
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106. Great. Cool.
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107. What's your name?
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108. Kate. Kate Libby.
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109. - Here's your class.
- My class?
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110. You mean I'm—
I'm not in your class?
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111. No, you're not in my class.
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112. Give me time.
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113. - Hey, you new?
- Yeah.
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114. Tell him about the pool, Kate.
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115. Pool?
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116. Yeah, there's an Olympic-size
swimming pool up on the roof.
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117. Take the stairs over there.
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118. Yeah. Sure.
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119. Thanks.
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120. Hey, hold the door!
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121. No pool.
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122. Oh!
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123. Oh, my God. He found the pool.
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124. I'm Mr. Simpson.
I'm subbing for Miss Bayliss,
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125. who was arrested
at the anti-fur rally.
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126. I know some of you kids
got computers at home,
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school property, people.
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128. And I don't want to see
any gum stuck to them.
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129. Chapter 1—
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130. "Designing
Graphical interface..."
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131. So what's your interest
in Kate Libby, eh?
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132. Academic? Purely sexual?
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133. Homicidal.
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134. What's up, man?
I'm the "Phreak."
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135. The Phantom Phreak...?
The King of NYNEX...?
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136. I know you play the game.
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137. Phreak, Phreak, Phreak.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
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138. - Joey, Joey, Joey.
- What? What? What?
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139. One more "dude" out of you, and
I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, okay?
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140. Now I try to save you from yourself,
but you gotta
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dress you, man.
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142. - You're hopeless.
- Du—
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143. - Check it—
- I need a handle, man.
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144. I mean, I don't have an identity
until I have a handle.
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145. You know,
you're right about that.
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146. Check it. Friday.
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147. Look— all right, wait, wait.
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148. How about
the "Master of Disaster," huh?
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149. You're hopeless, man,
utterly hopeless.
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150. "Ultra Laser."Doctor Doom."
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151. Records, tapes, CDs...
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152. Bootlegged Chinese
software here.
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153. - How much for the hard drive?
- Three for 30.
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154. Just tell me what you need.
What do you need?
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155. - Records? Tapes?
- You got any Rush?
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156. Any kind of format, any kind
of disk, any bootleg you need.
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157. Check this out,
each and every one of you—
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158. Compilation tapes
of my own making.
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159. I call this
"The Greatest Zukes" album,
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160. featuring artists like—
I got some Hendrix on there,
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Mama Cass, Belushi—
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162. All great artists that asphyxiated
on their own vomit.
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163. You can't get this in stores, man.
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164. One of a kind, $2.
All major transactions...
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165. Please deposit $5
for the first minute.
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166. Thank you.
No, no, no, thank you.
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167. That's a nice score for a girl.
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168. Think you can do better?
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169. I'll give it a shot.
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170. Is this kid bothering you, Kate?
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171. Sorry, can I get some room here?
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172. Yeah, why don't you
come up here?
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173. He's good.
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174. Well, it looks like I'm on top.
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175. Congratulations.
No one's ever beat her before.
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176. You just made an enemy for life.
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177. "Boy Meets World," let's go.
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178. - Who's that?
- Curtis.
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179. - And what's he do?
- That's it.
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180. You're looking at it.
He just looks slick all day.
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181. Joey!
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183. Oh, my God.
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184. You? Oh, my God.
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185. Way cool!
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186. You saw that?
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187. What the hell is going on?
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188. The pool on the roof
must have a leak.
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189. Man, oh, man,
this is gonna be good.
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190. "God gave men brains
larger than dogs'
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at cocktail parties."
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192. Ruth Libby.
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193. I'm not so sure
your mother qualifies
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194. as a significant author
of the 20th century.
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195. Her last book sold
two million copies.
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196. Ooh...!
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197. "Angelheaded hipsters
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198. burning for the ancient
heavenly connection
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199. to the starry dynamo
in the machinery of the night."
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200. It's Ginsberg.
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201. Nice. Very nice.
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202. He's not in this class.
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204. He's not enrolled in this class.
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205. Well, he's on my list.
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206. "Of all the things I've lost,
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- Whoo!
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208. - Ozzy Osbourne.
- You, what is your name?
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209. Uh, Emmanuel Goldstein, sir.
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210. You, however,
are not on my list.
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211. Whoa. This isn't
wood shop class?
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212. Out. Out.
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213. Class-crashing? Come on.
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214. Some people are too much.
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215. - Bye.
- Thank you.
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216. Thank you, sir.
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217. - How was school?
- Hm.
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in school today?
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219. - Revenge.
- Ah.
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222. Okay, I gotta get back to work.
I'm gonna be home late.
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223. Would you try
and please fill these out?
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224. Don't worry, it's only
the rest of your life.
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225. Right. Anything else?
You want me to mow the lawn?
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226. Oops, I forgot.
New York— no grass.
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228. FYI, man, right?
You can sit at home
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229. and do, like,
absolutely nothing and—
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230. And your name goes through,
like, 17 computers a day.
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231. "1984"? Yeah, right, man.
That's a typo.
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232. Orwell is here now.
He's living large.
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233. We have no names, man, no names.
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235. Can I score a fry? Thanks.
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236. Meet "Cereal Killer,"
as in Fruit Loops.
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238. Anyway, anyway, guys,
guys, listen, listen.
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239. I'm in this computer, right?
So I'm looking around—
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240. - You got those Crayola books?
- Oh, yeah, Technicolor rainbow.
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242. What is that? What is that?
What is that? Let me see.
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243. - What are these?
- International UNIX environments.
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DOD standards.
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246. The "pink-shirt book" —
Guide to IBM PCs,
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the guy wears on the cover.
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248. - What's that?
- Devil book, the UNIX bible.
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249. - What's that?
- Dragon book, compiler design.
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250. Oh, yeah?
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251. - What's that?
- The red book.
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otherwise known
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That Won't Fit on a Shelf."
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254. Anyway, anyway,
GUYS, guys, guys, come on.
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So I'm looking around.
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throwing commands at it.
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257. I don't know where it is
or what it does or anything.
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258. It's like— it's, like, choice.
It's just beautiful, okay?
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259. Like, four hours
I'm just messing around in there.
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262. Okay, wait.
Okay, so it's a bank.
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I look at the paper,
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in, like, Bumsville, Idaho,
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into the middle of the street.
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266. - That's kind of cool.
- That was me.
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267. - That was me. I did that.
- You did this from your house?
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268. What, are you stoned or stupid?
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269. You don't hack a bank across state lines
from your house.
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270. You'll get nailed by the FBI.
Where are your brains? In your ass?
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271. - Don't you know anything?
- It's stupid, man. Universally stupid.
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272. You guys always think
I should know everything.
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273. You never tell me
anything, right? Right?
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274. All right, what are the three
most common used passwords?
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275. "Love,"secret" and "sex."
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276. But not in that order
necessarily. Right?
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277. Yeah, don't forget "God."
System operators
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It's that whole male ego thing.
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279. Look, you want to be elite,
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280. you gotta do a righteous hack.
None of this accidental shit.
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281. Yeah, you want a seriously
righteous hack,
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282. you score one of those
Gibsons, man—
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283. You know,
the supercomputers they use
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284. to, like, do physics
and look for oil and stuff.
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285. Ain't no way, man.
Security is too tight— the big iron.
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286. Maybe. But if I were gonna
hack some heavy metal,
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287. I'd work my way back
through some low security
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288. - and try the back door.
- Yeah, but, oh, man,
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289. wouldn't you just love
to get one of those Gibsons, baby?
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290. Mm!
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291. Yo, who ate all of my fries?
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292. - Joey.
- No, no, no, I didn't touch your fries.
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293. - I did not touch your fries.
- Cereal, man, you owe me a pack.
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294. - It was him, man.
- You suck, dude.
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295. You need to lay off that shit.
What are you doing?
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296. I'm gonna hit you.
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297. Yes! Home run. Home run.
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298. Okay, okay, okay.
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299. You and me, Lucy.
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300. We're gonna show 'em, baby.
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301. Ow.
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302. Okay, okay.
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303. Mr. Belford?
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304. My name is "the Plague."
Mr. The Plague,
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happening on the Net.
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306. As in what,
you hapless techno-weenie?
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307. The accounting subdirectory
on the Gibson is working really hard.
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308. We've got one person online, but the
workload is enough for, like, 10 users.
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309. I think we've got a hacker.
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310. Okay, okay, we need proof
that we were here. All right.
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311. Yeah. Garbage.
Okay, give me Garbage.
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312. Shit.
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313. Never fear,
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314. I is here.
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315. I've narrowed the activity
to terminal 23.
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316. Let's echo 23, see what's up.
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317. God wouldn't be up this late.
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318. Shit.
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319. Get me the switching
control center.
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320. I need to trace a call
that's in progress.
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321. Oh, shit.
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322. Yeah, hold on. Hold on, Mom.
Hold on one second.
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323. Open the door, Joseph.
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324. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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325. There you go.
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326. Bed. Sleep.
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327. Now.
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328. Sweet dreams, Joseph.
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329. - He's gone.
- Did you get a trace?
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330. - Yeah, we got him.
- Good.
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331. Okay-
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332. Nice place, huh?
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333. You heard of a hacker called
Acid Burn?
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334. - You know who he is?
- No. Don't know who he is.
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335. Do you?
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336. Nikon. Lord Nikon, this is...
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338. Never heard of you.
Done anything?
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339. No.
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340. Come on!
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341. I hate this neighborhood.
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342. What? Your mom buy you
a "'puter" for Christmas?
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343. - Does he know anything?
- Sure, man. He's elite.
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344. Come in.
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345. Uh, Nikon, can— can I crash
at your place tonight?
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346. Again?
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347. Yeah, sure.
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348. Hackers penetrate
and ravage delicate
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349. private and publicly-owned
computer systems,
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350. infecting them with viruses
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351. - and stealing materials...
- Who are these guys?
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352. Agent Richard Gill.
You're hacker enemy number one, man.
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353. - You're a boner.
- Thank you, Mr. Gill.
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354. Yo, showtime. Showtime.
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355. Hey!
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356. - What's going on?
- Four...
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358. Welcome to our show.
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359. - "Hack the Planet."
- "Hack the Planet"!
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360. And for those late-night
hacks, Jolt Cola,
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361. the soft drink
of the elite hacker.
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362. - Who are these guys?
- That's Razor and Blade.
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364. That's right.
This is a pay phone.
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365. Don't ask.
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366. As you can see, this is just a simple
microcassette recorder.
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367. Hook it up to the phone
and drop in five bucks in quarters.
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368. Record the tones
that the coins make,
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369. then hang up
and get your money back.
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370. And never again pay for a service
that would be dirt-cheap...
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371. If it weren't run by a bunch
of profiteering gluttons.
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372. Remember, hacking is more
than just a crime.
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373. It's a survival trait.
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374. Baby, I'm a real wild child.
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375. I'm a wild one.
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376. I'm a wild one.
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377. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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378. Joey! Joey!
Thank you. Thank you.
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379. - Freeze!
- What? What did I do?
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380. - Get out of there! Come on, get out.
- What?
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381. - Joey? Joey!
- Get in there. Get in.
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382. - What? What?
- Sit down.
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383. - Stay down there. Don't move.
- Lucy—!
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384. - Joey!
- Where are you taking—? Give me my—?
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385. Joey!
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386. - How is it going, Ray?
- Looks good, sir.
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hard drive.
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388. In English, please.
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389. I didn't spend 10 years
protecting the president
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390. so I could finish my career
feeling like an idiot.
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391. I'm sorry, sir. We caught him
by surprise, so we don't think
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392. he had enough time
to erase his computer files.
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393. Good. Good man. All right,
let's finish up here,
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394. - take him in for interrogation.
- All right, sir.
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395. Agent Gill, can you spare
a moment of your time?
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396. Why, of course, Jennifer.
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397. - Joey.
- Mom.
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398. Just how dangerous are hackers?
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399. Well, hackers
penetrate and ravage
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400. delicate private and publicly-owned
computer systems,
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402. and stealing sensitive materials
for their own ends.
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403. These people—
They're terrorists.
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404. - Joey.
- Thank you, Mr. Gill.
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- Good morning.
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407. I see we're still dressing
in the dark, Eugene.
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408. Once again,
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409. don't call me Eugene.
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410. Our recent unknown intruder
penetrated
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411. using a super user account,
giving him access to our whole system.
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412. Precisely what you're paid
to prevent.
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413. Someone didn't bother
reading my carefully-prepared memo
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414. on commonly used passwords.
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415. Now then, as I
so meticulously pointed out,
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418. and "God."
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419. So would "Your Holiness"
care to change her password?
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420. A hacker planted the virus.
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421. Virus?
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422. Yesterday, the ballast program
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423. for a supertanker training model
Copy !req
424. mistakenly thought
the vessel was empty
Copy !req
425. and flooded its tanks.
Copy !req
426. Excuse me?
Copy !req
427. The little boat flipped over.
Copy !req
428. A virus planted within
the Gibson computer system
Copy !req
429. claimed responsibility.
Copy !req
430. What, it left a note?
Copy !req
431. Unless $5 million are transferred
Copy !req
432. to the following numbered account
in seven days,
Copy !req
433. I will capsize five tankers
in the Ellingson fleet.
Copy !req
434. - Is that—?
- That is the virus—
Copy !req
435. "Leonardo da Vinci."
Copy !req
436. The problem is,
we have 26 ships at sea
Copy !req
437. and we don't know
which ones are infected.
Copy !req
438. Well then, put the ships' ballast
under manual control.
Copy !req
439. There's no such thing
anymore, Duke.
Copy !req
440. These ships are
totally computerized.
Copy !req
441. They rely
on satellite navigation,
Copy !req
442. which links them to our network—
And the virus—
Copy !req
443. Wherever they are in the world.
Copy !req
444. So what are we supposed to do?
Copy !req
445. Well, luckily, you have a gifted
and talented security officer.
Copy !req
446. I traced the hacker's call.
Copy !req
447. The Secret Service
picked him up this morning.
Copy !req
448. I'll just search his files
for the original virus code,
Copy !req
449. and then I can eliminate it.
Copy !req
450. Look, now we expect you
to get onto this right away, yeah?
Copy !req
451. - Yeah.
- Well, how soon?
Copy !req
452. Well, we're working on it
as fast as we can.
Copy !req
453. This is a very common occurrence
in corporations as large as ours.
Copy !req
454. - You have nothing to worry about.
- Yeah, right.
Copy !req
455. - You sure about that, Mr. The Plague?
- Yeah, the Secret Service
Copy !req
456. - is helping us out, 100%. Okay?
- Yeah, okay.
Copy !req
457. - We'll be in touch.
- Talk to you later.
Copy !req
458. What the hell
was that all about?
Copy !req
459. I had to move fast.
The hacker copied my garbage file.
Copy !req
460. What?
Copy !req
461. I created Mr. Da Vinci so we could
call in the Secret Service,
Copy !req
462. so they'd arrest the hacker,
seize his equipment—
Copy !req
463. Things that we can't do
on our own.
Copy !req
464. I don't want to go
to jail for this.
Copy !req
465. Relax.
Think about the $25 million.
Copy !req
466. But you've created a virus
that's gonna cause
Copy !req
467. a worldwide ecological disaster
Copy !req
468. just to arrest some hacker kid?
Copy !req
469. Basically, yeah, mm-hmm.
Copy !req
470. - Jesus. You know, you're sick, Eugene.
- Shh, shh.
Copy !req
471. - I'll take care of this.
- All right, sir.
Copy !req
472. I can cancel it any time.
I don't need any program code.
Copy !req
473. But it's the perfect cover
to confiscate the disk
Copy !req
474. and find out how much of that
garbage file has been copied.
Copy !req
475. Get it!
Copy !req
476. Why did I ever trust you?
Copy !req
477. Get the file.
Copy !req
478. Otherwise you'll lose
all your toys.
Copy !req
479. Did you find the program
for the virus
Copy !req
480. on any of the disks
we confiscated?
Copy !req
481. No.
Copy !req
482. He's either very smart
or very stupid.
Copy !req
483. Then he stashed it somewhere,
Copy !req
484. or he has an accomplice.
Copy !req
485. We'll release him until his indictment.
Keep tight surveillance
Copy !req
486. and see if he leads us
to your disk.
Copy !req
487. Unit 3, outside suspect
Joey Pardella's apartment.
Copy !req
488. Nothing to report.
Suspect still grounded...
Copy !req
489. by his mother.
Copy !req
490. Listen to this bullshit.
Copy !req
491. "This is our world now—
Copy !req
492. The world of the electron
and the switch,
Copy !req
493. the beauty of the baud.
Copy !req
494. We exist without nationality,
Copy !req
495. skin color or religious bias.
Copy !req
496. You wage wars, murder, cheat,
Copy !req
497. lie to us and try to make us
believe it's for our own good,
Copy !req
498. yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal.
Copy !req
499. My crime is that of curiosity.
Copy !req
500. I am a hacker
and this is my manifesto."
Copy !req
501. Eh? Right? Manifesto?
Copy !req
502. "You may stop me,
but you can't stop us all."
Copy !req
503. Now that's cool.
Copy !req
504. Cool?
Copy !req
505. - Yeah, cool.
- You think it's cool?
Copy !req
506. It's cool.
Copy !req
507. It's not cool.
It's commie bullshit.
Copy !req
508. - Yo, back off.
- Relax.
Copy !req
509. Back off!
Copy !req
510. So what do you think?
Can I crash at your place tonight?
Copy !req
511. What is it with this guy?
Copy !req
512. His parents missed Woodstock
and he's been making up for it since.
Copy !req
513. Hey, you hear about Joey's bust?
Copy !req
514. Yeah, probably had something to do
with that bank in Idaho.
Copy !req
515. You think he could
hack a Gibson?
Copy !req
516. - Did you talk to him?
- No.
Copy !req
517. His mom said he's grounded
for his next three lifetimes.
Copy !req
518. He isn't to consort
with his computer friends.
Copy !req
519. The Secret Service
is really out to get him.
Copy !req
520. Hey, there's a big party tonight.
You want to go?
Copy !req
521. It's at Kate's.
Copy !req
522. Thought so.
Copy !req
523. Oh, yeah.
A little pelvis and booty.
Copy !req
524. A little pelvis and booty.
Copy !req
525. Come on. Come on. Let's go.
Copy !req
526. That's right. Come on.
Copy !req
527. You want to fight? Huh? Huh?
Copy !req
528. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
529. - Hague?
- Huh?
Copy !req
530. Plague!
Copy !req
531. - Gill.
- I think we got something.
Copy !req
532. Ugh.
Copy !req
533. Hard copy.
Copy !req
534. Dade Murphy.
Copy !req
535. - Secret Service!
- Don't move!
Copy !req
536. - Christ, what are you?
- Shut up!
Copy !req
537. - What are you doing? Get off me.
- Shut up. Shut your mouth.
Copy !req
538. Ash-hm.
Copy !req
539. Just sit on the bed and keep your hands
where we can see them.
Copy !req
540. The year was 1988,
Copy !req
541. and this nasty virus crashed
1500 systems in one day.
Copy !req
542. - 1507.
- Wow.
Copy !req
543. It got you seven years'
probation, no computer,
Copy !req
544. couldn't even use
a touchtone phone.
Copy !req
545. Must have been hell,
huh, "Zero Cool"?
Copy !req
546. A virus has been planted in
the Ellingson Mineral computer system.
Copy !req
547. You were our prime suspect
Copy !req
548. till we trashed your stuff
and found no trace of it.
Copy !req
549. However, we've come to believe
that one Joey Pardella
Copy !req
550. is involved in this
Ellingson virus.
Copy !req
551. He, or perhaps his accomplice,
has a disk
Copy !req
552. that Mr. Belford needs
to disable that virus.
Copy !req
553. - We want you to help us find it.
- Gill?
Copy !req
554. Loser.
Copy !req
555. I can't believe you were only 11
when you wrote this.
Copy !req
556. It's quite an impressive virus.
Copy !req
557. Dade...
Copy !req
558. I know how you might feel
about narc-ing on your friends,
Copy !req
559. but we're hackers.
Copy !req
560. For us, there's no such thing
Copy !req
561. as family and friends.
Copy !req
562. We're each our own country
Copy !req
563. with temporary allies
and enemies.
Copy !req
564. I'd like to make a treaty
with you.
Copy !req
565. I'm— I'm sorry. Who are you?
Copy !req
566. I'm the one who understands you.
Copy !req
567. Now can we be allies?
Copy !req
568. Nah.
Copy !req
569. I don't play well with others.
Copy !req
570. Shit! Come on!
Copy !req
571. Watch which friends
you do play with.
Copy !req
572. A record like yours
could land you in jail,
Copy !req
573. get you kicked out of school.
No colleges would take you— no future,
Copy !req
574. exiled from everyone
Copy !req
575. and everything you love.
Copy !req
576. I'll be in touch.
Copy !req
577. It's fine.
Copy !req
578. Oh, and Dade,
Copy !req
579. try to stay
out of trouble, okay?
Copy !req
580. Blow me.
Copy !req
581. Thank you.
Copy !req
582. Her mom makes big bucks
writing self-help books for women,
Copy !req
583. stuff like, "Women Who Love Men
Who Are Emotional Amoebae."
Copy !req
584. That explains a lot.
Copy !req
585. Something ain't right...
Copy !req
586. - Hi.
- Hi.
Copy !req
587. I'm gonna get myself,
I'm gonna get myself.
Copy !req
588. I'm gonna get myself
connected...
Copy !req
589. Hit it, baby.
Copy !req
590. Hit it, hit it, hit it,
hit it, hit it, hit it.
Copy !req
591. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
592. Look at that. Boom!
Big man, stepping in,
Copy !req
593. stepping in coming through. Ooh!
Copy !req
594. Big man, big boots.
You look good, girl.
Copy !req
595. I'll catch you later.
Copy !req
596. Yo, what's up, Nikon?
Copy !req
597. Phreak in the house, man.
Thanks, man.
Copy !req
598. Dade, man, you made it.
Copy !req
599. Yo, yo, Houston,
Copy !req
600. we have lift-off.
Three o'clock— check it.
Copy !req
601. Don't look right away.
What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
602. Look at her, man. Look at that.
Copy !req
603. Oh. Ooh!
Copy !req
604. Let's see. Lisa Blair.
26 East 7th Street, apartment 16.
Copy !req
605. - 555-4817. Boom'.
- Boo-y ah'.!
Copy !req
606. - How did you know that?
- I got a photographic memory.
Copy !req
607. It's a curse. Lisa!
Copy !req
608. Stumble you might fall...
Copy !req
609. Hey, how do you know my name?
Copy !req
610. Ooh, look at that pooper, man.
Copy !req
611. Spandex— it's a privilege,
not a right.
Copy !req
612. Ain't gonna go blind...
Copy !req
613. Hi. My name is Vicki
and I'm an addict.
Copy !req
614. Hi. My name's Hank
and I'm an addict.
Copy !req
615. Uh, my name's Joey, but, uh,
Copy !req
616. I'm not an addict.
Copy !req
617. No, no, really, really, really.
Listen. Listen. Look.
Copy !req
618. I got in trouble with my computer,
right? Okay?
Copy !req
619. My lawyer told the judge
that I'm an addict, but I'm not addicted
Copy !req
620. to my computer.
No, really, really,
Copy !req
621. I'm not an addict.
I'm not. I'm not.
Copy !req
622. Can I get some more coffee?
Thank you.
Copy !req
623. Yo, check this out, guys.
Copy !req
624. This is insanely great.
It's got a 28.8 BPS modem.
Copy !req
625. - Yeah? Display?
- Active matrix, man.
Copy !req
626. A million psychedelic colors.
Copy !req
627. Man, the baby is sweet. Ooh.
Copy !req
628. - I want it.
- I want it to have my children, man.
Copy !req
629. Yeah, I bet it looks crispy
in the dark.
Copy !req
630. Yo, hit the light.
Copy !req
631. - Ooh.
- Oh, wow.
Copy !req
632. - Shit.
- Shh.
Copy !req
633. Come on. Yeah.
Copy !req
634. - Was that her top?
- One-handed.
Copy !req
635. Difficulty rating?
Copy !req
636. Seven.
Copy !req
637. - Baby.
- Wow.
Copy !req
638. Burn's "wetware"
matches her software.
Copy !req
639. - "Burn"?
- Shh.
Copy !req
640. - What the—?
- What are you guys doing in here?
Copy !req
641. I'm sorry. We're sorry.
Just checking out your fly laptop.
Copy !req
642. It's hyped, you know.
You're in the butter zone now, baby.
Copy !req
643. Huh...?
Copy !req
644. Yeah, it is.
Copy !req
645. I want to triple the RAM,
all right?
Copy !req
646. Ooh, "leopard boy."
Copy !req
647. And the Decepticons.
Copy !req
648. Kate, Kate,
Copy !req
649. you're not going into that
computer shit now, right?
Copy !req
650. One sec.
Copy !req
651. Yeah. Later.
Copy !req
652. - Yeah, right.
- The sensitive type.
Copy !req
653. What is he doing in here?
Copy !req
654. Relax, Burn. He's my guest.
Copy !req
655. Burn? You're "Acid Burn"?
Copy !req
656. - You booted me out of OTV?
- What?
Copy !req
657. I'm Crash Override.
Copy !req
658. You're the moron
that's been invading my turf?
Copy !req
659. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
660. "C rash" and "Burn."
Copy !req
661. Murphy kid turn you down?
Copy !req
662. I disguised myself
as an Alabama state trooper
Copy !req
663. and penetrated the FBI NCIC.
Copy !req
664. Pervert.
Copy !req
665. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
666. The FBI computer holds files
on 20 million Americans.
Copy !req
667. I just hacked into it.
Copy !req
668. Congratulations.
Copy !req
669. From here, I got access
to every piece of data
Copy !req
670. ever stored
on Dade Murphy's parents.
Copy !req
671. His parents separated
five years ago,
Copy !req
672. reconciled two years later,
Copy !req
673. filed for divorce last year.
Custody battle.
Copy !req
674. The boy chose
to go with his mother.
Copy !req
675. SQ?
Copy !req
676. So we get the mother...
Copy !req
677. we get the boy.
Copy !req
678. This girl I know.
Copy !req
679. Needs some shelter.
Copy !req
680. She don't believe
anyone can help her.
Copy !req
681. She's doing so much harm.
Copy !req
682. Doing so much damage.
Copy !req
683. But you don't want
to get involved...
Copy !req
684. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
685. It's cool. I'm just looking.
Copy !req
686. - It's too much machine for you.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
687. I hope you don't screw
like you type.
Copy !req
688. It has a killer refresh rate.
Copy !req
689. P6 chip.
Copy !req
690. Triple the speed of the Pentium.
Copy !req
691. Yeah, it's not just the chip.
It has a PCI bus.
Copy !req
692. But you knew that.
Copy !req
693. Indeed.
Copy !req
694. RISC architecture
is gonna change everything.
Copy !req
695. Yeah. RISC is good.
Copy !req
696. You sure this sweet machine's
not going to waste?
Copy !req
697. Crash Override. What was it?
Copy !req
698. "Mess with the best,
Copy !req
699. die like the rest"?
Copy !req
700. Yeah.
Copy !req
701. - Are you challenging me?
- Name your stakes.
Copy !req
702. If I win,
Copy !req
703. you become my slave.
Copy !req
704. - Your slave?
- You wish.
Copy !req
705. You'll do shit work—
Scan, crack copyrights—
Copy !req
706. - Whatever I want.
- Deal.
Copy !req
707. - And if I win?
- Humph. Make it my first born.
Copy !req
708. - Make it our first date.
- You're not gonna win.
Copy !req
709. And you have to smile.
Copy !req
710. I don't do "dates."
Copy !req
711. But I don't lose either.
So you're on.
Copy !req
712. So here's the deal.
The chosen contest—
Copy !req
713. To hassle Secret Service Agent
Richard Gill
Copy !req
714. and get one back for Joey.
Copy !req
715. Our decisions are final
by a vote of two to one.
Copy !req
716. No appeals.
Copy !req
717. The duel will last
until we declare a winner.
Copy !req
718. Use only the dial-up
access codes
Copy !req
719. and passwords
in your collection.
Copy !req
720. Can't ask for any help from us.
Copy !req
721. You talkin' to me?
Copy !req
722. - Any questions?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
723. Who's going to notify
his next of kin?
Copy !req
724. What the—?
Copy !req
725. All right, he's in
the personal ads.
Copy !req
726. "Disappointed white male,
cross-dresser,
Copy !req
727. looking for discreet friend
to bring dreams to reality.
Copy !req
728. Leather, lace and water sports.
Copy !req
729. Transvestites welcome."
Copy !req
730. I know where you can stick it.
I— I know where you can stick it.
Copy !req
731. - Hello?
- I want to lick your earlobes.
Copy !req
732. I want to lick your lips.
I want to lick your toes.
Copy !req
733. Oh, yeah, you want to lick?
You want to lick something? Lick this.
Copy !req
734. - That's why they call me "Stallion."
- Oh, that's disgusting.
Copy !req
735. - My heart is steaming for you.
- Oh.
Copy !req
736. - I hope to spank you with my—
- I'll spank your ass.
Copy !req
737. - ... turn you over and make you beg—
- Oh!
Copy !req
738. - Ugh.
- Animal.
Copy !req
739. Hey! Ow.
Copy !req
740. Hey, hey, hey,
do you know who I am?
Copy !req
741. Do you know who I am? Ow!
Copy !req
742. This is Accounting, sir.
Copy !req
743. You inquired about an employee of ours,
Agent Richard Gill?
Copy !req
744. Yes.
Copy !req
745. - Our records indicate he's deceased.
- I'm what?
Copy !req
746. - Dead.
- Dead?
Copy !req
747. Yeah, like rigor mortis,
habeas corpus.
Copy !req
748. - Very impressive.
- Superhero-like even.
Copy !req
749. Yeah, whatever.
Copy !req
750. What's the score?
Copy !req
751. - Tied.
- Oh, come on.
Copy !req
752. What? What? Come on. Due to Mr. Gill's
untimely demise and all,
Copy !req
753. guess you two will have to
improvise the next round.
Copy !req
754. Right.
Copy !req
755. I win...
Copy !req
756. you wear a dress on our date.
Copy !req
757. And if I win... so do you.
Copy !req
758. Deal.
Copy !req
759. Yes!
Copy !req
760. Yeah, baby...
Copy !req
761. Yeah, baby...
Copy !req
762. Yeah, baby...
Copy !req
763. Oh...!
Copy !req
764. Dade.
Copy !req
765. I didn't know your size,
so I guessed.
Copy !req
766. You are man enough to stick
with the deal, aren't you?
Copy !req
767. Thanks.
Copy !req
768. You wanted to know who I am,
Zero Cool?
Copy !req
769. Well, let me explain
the new world order.
Copy !req
770. Governments and corporations
need people like you... and me.
Copy !req
771. We are samurai,
Copy !req
772. the keyboard cowboys.
Copy !req
773. And all those other people
out there,
Copy !req
774. who have no idea what's going on,
are the cattle.
Copy !req
775. Moo.
Copy !req
776. I need your help.
Copy !req
777. You need my help.
Copy !req
778. Let me help you earn your spurs.
Copy !req
779. Aw, think about it.
Copy !req
780. Enjoy the laptop, Cool.
Copy !req
781. Tell me where the disk is.
Copy !req
782. You look pitiful.
Copy !req
783. Okay, okay!
Copy !req
784. You're not grounded anymore.
Copy !req
785. - Yo, what's up?
- Dude, dude, dude,
Copy !req
786. I gotta talk to you, man.
Listen, listen, listen.
Copy !req
787. - I copied a garbage file.
- Big deal.
Copy !req
788. A garbage file's got
shit in it, Joey.
Copy !req
789. No, no, it's, like, hot or something.
I don't know.
Copy !req
790. Joey, a garbage file holds
miscellaneous data, junk.
Copy !req
791. It's the stuff that's been
erased, man.
Copy !req
792. I copied it
from Ellingson, okay?
Copy !req
793. They're asking me about it, all right?
Will you take a look for me?
Copy !req
794. Okay-
Copy !req
795. Oh, shit, Joey. You got a tail.
Copy !req
796. Shit!
Copy !req
797. Lam watching you.
Copy !req
798. Ramon, wake up.
Copy !req
799. Hm...?
Copy !req
800. Ramon?
Copy !req
801. Wake up. Vémonos.
Time for school.
Copy !req
802. Come on.
Copy !req
803. Don't move!
Copy !req
804. - Don't move!
- Deja vu.
Copy !req
805. Ray Sanchez, you're under arrest
Copy !req
806. under the Computer Fraud
and Abuse Act of 1986.
Copy !req
807. La computadora de mierda!
Copy !req
808. What are you waiting for?
Arrest me already.
Copy !req
809. You get one call.
Copy !req
810. Uno.
Copy !req
811. Understand?
Copy !req
812. Hello. Operator Services.
Copy !req
813. Hello, Operator,
I'm having trouble dialing a number.
Copy !req
814. - What number, please?
- 555-4202.
Copy !req
815. - Just one moment.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
816. - Hello.
- Hey, it's me.
Copy !req
817. - Phreak?
- I'm freaking.
Copy !req
818. Joey wasn't making it up.
He really hacked into Ellingson.
Copy !req
819. He gave me the disk with the file
he copied, and now I'm in jail.
Copy !req
820. They're charging me
with some serious shit
Copy !req
821. and there's stuff
I didn't even do, like, get this,
Copy !req
822. inserting some virus
called "da Vinci."
Copy !req
823. And they keep asking
about you guys.
Copy !req
824. - You think they're gonna bust us?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
825. You'd better figure out what's
on that disk, 'cause we're being framed.
Copy !req
826. It's in that place where I put
that thing that time...?
Copy !req
827. Hi.
Copy !req
828. And now I see
what all the fuss is about.
Copy !req
829. Hey, you have company.
Copy !req
830. - It's a nice room.
- We need your help.
Copy !req
831. Do my ears deceive me?
Copy !req
832. No, "0, no, no, no, no, no.
Truce, you guys.
Copy !req
833. Listen, we got a higher
purpose here, right?
Copy !req
834. Awake-up call
for the Nintendo generation.
Copy !req
835. We demand free access to data.
Copy !req
836. Well, it comes
with some responsibility.
Copy !req
837. "When I was a child,
I spake as a child,
Copy !req
838. I understood as a child.
I thought as a child.
Copy !req
839. But when I became a man,
I put away childish things."
Copy !req
840. What?
Copy !req
841. It's Corinthians 1,
Chapter 13, verse 11.
Copy !req
842. You know, duh. Come on.
Copy !req
843. Phreak and Joey
are being framed.
Copy !req
844. We need your help to figure out
what's on this disk.
Copy !req
845. I can't.
Copy !req
846. Everybody who touches that thing
gets busted.
Copy !req
847. I can't afford to get arrested.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
848. Maybe I should just go
to the bathroom or something.
Copy !req
849. What is it with you?
I know we've been playing games,
Copy !req
850. but we're supposed to be on the
same side, and we really need your help.
Copy !req
851. I really need your help.
Copy !req
852. I'm sorry. I can't.
Copy !req
853. Look,
Copy !req
854. well, could you just make
a copy of the disk
Copy !req
855. and just hide it in case we get
busted, so we have something
Copy !req
856. to give our lawyers, something
that hasn't been tampered with?
Copy !req
857. Can you do that?
Copy !req
858. Listen, you guys, help yourself
to anything in the fridge.
Copy !req
859. Cereal has.
Copy !req
860. Thank you.
Copy !req
861. - Okay. I'll copy it.
- Okay, thank you.
Copy !req
862. The girl—
The girl has the disk I need.
Copy !req
863. I told you, I don't
play well with others.
Copy !req
864. Turn on your laptop.
Copy !req
865. Set it to receive a file.
Copy !req
866. Lauren Murphy is now
Copy !req
867. a wanted felon in the state
of Washington.
Copy !req
868. Forgery, embezzlement,
two drug convictions,
Copy !req
869. plus she jumped parole.
Copy !req
870. When she's arrested,
she will not have a trial.
Copy !req
871. She will not pass "Go."
She will go directly to jail.
Copy !req
872. Then I change this file
back to the original,
Copy !req
873. and your mom disappears.
Copy !req
874. That's bullshit.
Copy !req
875. What can I tell you?
Copy !req
876. Computers never lie, kid.
Copy !req
877. Your mom will be
arrested at work.
Copy !req
878. She'll be handcuffed
and later strip-searched.
Copy !req
879. You lay a finger on her,
and I'll kill you.
Copy !req
880. Kid, don't threaten me.
Copy !req
881. There are worse things
than death,
Copy !req
882. and I can do all of them.
Copy !req
883. - Talk to me.
- I got it.
Copy !req
884. But, listen, Kate didn't know
what's on it.
Copy !req
885. I mean, she came to me
to figure it out.
Copy !req
886. She's not the one who planted the virus.
You leave her alone.
Copy !req
887. Hey, don't worry, kid.
Copy !req
888. If she's innocent,
she'll be fine.
Copy !req
889. Your mommy is safe now, okay?
Copy !req
890. - Kate, listen.
- Hold on.
Copy !req
891. - I have to tell you something.
- Hold on a sec.
Copy !req
892. - This is so lean and clean.
- It's like a hacker wrote it.
Copy !req
893. Come here. Look at this.
Copy !req
894. Man, this thing is tense.
Copy !req
895. Lookit. That's ill, man.
Copy !req
896. It's incomplete.
Copy !req
897. It's taking forever and a day
to figure out.
Copy !req
898. I'll make some coffee.
Copy !req
899. Tag, you're in.
Copy !req
900. It isn't a virus. It's a worm.
Copy !req
901. What's this one eat?
Copy !req
902. It nibbles. You see all of this?
Copy !req
903. This is every financial transaction
Ellingson conducts, yeah?
Copy !req
904. From million-dollar deals to the
10 bucks that some guy pays for gas.
Copy !req
905. The worm eats a few cents
from each transaction.
Copy !req
906. And no one's caught it
because the money isn't really gone.
Copy !req
907. It's just data
being shifted around.
Copy !req
908. And when the worm's ready,
it zips out with the money
Copy !req
909. and erases its tracks.
Copy !req
910. Joey got cut off
before he got to that part.
Copy !req
911. Check it out.
By this point, it's already running
Copy !req
912. at, what, twice the speed
as when it started?
Copy !req
913. Right, and at this rate,
it ends its run in—
Copy !req
914. - Two days.
- Judging by this segment alone,
Copy !req
915. - it's already eaten about—
- 21.8 million bucks, man.
Copy !req
916. Whoever wrote this
Copy !req
917. needs somebody to take the fall,
Copy !req
918. and that's Phreak
and that's Joey and that's us.
Copy !req
919. We gotta get the rest of the file,
so we can find out
Copy !req
920. where the money is going
before the worm disappears,
Copy !req
921. so we can find out
who created it.
Copy !req
922. - I know. I know who wrote it.
- What?
Copy !req
923. This Ellingson security creep.
Copy !req
924. I gave him a copy
of the disk you gave me.
Copy !req
925. - What?
- You what?
Copy !req
926. I didn't know what was on it.
Copy !req
927. Oh, man.
That's universally stupid, man.
Copy !req
928. Yo, man. You're an amateur, man.
Copy !req
929. - Why did he come to you?
- I've got a record.
Copy !req
930. I was Zero Cool.
Copy !req
931. Zero Cool— crashed
1507 systems in one day—
Copy !req
932. The biggest crash in history,
Copy !req
933. front page of "The New York Times,"
August 10, 1988.
Copy !req
934. I thought you was black, man.
Copy !req
935. Yo, man, this is Zero Cool!
Copy !req
936. - Oh, shit!
- That's far out.
Copy !req
937. This is Zero Cool, man.
Copy !req
938. Yeah, well, that's great.
There goes MIT.
Copy !req
939. - I'll make it up!
- Yeah? How?
Copy !req
940. I'll hack the Gibson.
Copy !req
941. Dude, they'll trace you
like that, man.
Copy !req
942. The cops are gonna find you, they're
gonna find you with a smoking gun.
Copy !req
943. - Fucked if I care, man.
- Even if you had the password,
Copy !req
944. it'd take you 10 minutes to get in,
and you still gotta find the files, man.
Copy !req
945. I mean, the cops would
have you in five minutes.
Copy !req
946. Oh, wow. We are fried.
Copy !req
947. Never send a boy
to do a woman's job.
Copy !req
948. With me, we can do it in seven.
Copy !req
949. You're both screwed.
I help— we do it in six.
Copy !req
950. Jesus, I gotta save
all your asses.
Copy !req
951. I help— we can do
it in five minutes, man.
Copy !req
952. Okay, let's go shopping.
Copy !req
953. Whoo-hoo! Boom!
Copy !req
954. You know...
Copy !req
955. if I didn't live
by a strict code of honor,
Copy !req
956. I might take advantage
of this situation—
Copy !req
957. Erotically, as it were.
Copy !req
958. All right, hold it right there!
Copy !req
959. Shit!
Copy !req
960. My subway defense system.
Copy !req
961. He's way down there.
Copy !req
962. Ta-da!
Copy !req
963. Yo, brain-dead—
The manual!
Copy !req
964. Oops.
Copy !req
965. Hey!
Copy !req
966. Truck!
Copy !req
967. Find it?
Copy !req
968. Oh, the phone's all right.
Copy !req
969. The problem must be
somewhere else.
Copy !req
970. They had a large chunk
of the garbage file?
Copy !req
971. How much do they know?
Copy !req
972. Not everything,
but enough to implicate us.
Copy !req
973. You said the worm
was untraceable.
Copy !req
974. Yeah, to civilians.
Copy !req
975. But they're hackers.
But don't worry.
Copy !req
976. All we have to do is launch
the da Vinci virus.
Copy !req
977. - And then they'll all be put away.
- Launch the da Vinci virus?
Copy !req
978. You can't do that.
Copy !req
979. No one believes the guilty.
Copy !req
980. Besides, by the time
they realize the truth,
Copy !req
981. we'll be long gone
with all of our money.
Copy !req
982. Look, there is
no right and wrong.
Copy !req
983. There's only fun and boring.
Copy !req
984. A 30-year prison sentence
sounds pretty dull to me.
Copy !req
985. Who do you prefer serves it—
Copy !req
986. Us or them?
Copy !req
987. Unless $5 million are transferred
Copy !req
988. to the following numbered account
in seven days,
Copy !req
989. I will capsize five tankers
in the Ellingson fleet.
Copy !req
990. The virus goes off
tomorrow morning at 10:30,
Copy !req
991. and those hackers tried
to get into our system again.
Copy !req
992. At this point, I insist you take
more strenuous action,
Copy !req
993. or Ellingson Mineral will hold
the Secret Service responsible.
Copy !req
994. Get me arrest warrants
on Kate Libby, alias "Acid Burn,"
Copy !req
995. Emmanuel Goldstein,
alias "Cereal Killer,".
Copy !req
996. Dade Murphy,
alias "Crash Override,"
Copy !req
997. also known as "Zero Cool,"
Copy !req
998. and Paul Cook,
alias "Lord Nikon."
Copy !req
999. We pick them up
tomorrow morning at 9:00.
Copy !req
1000. Snoop onto them...
Copy !req
1001. As they snoop onto us.
Copy !req
1002. - Yeah, it's Kate.
- Hey, Burn,
Copy !req
1003. we got a little problem here.
Copy !req
1004. - All right, so what have we got?
- Well, we have 50 passwords,
Copy !req
1005. plus whatever "Polaroid-head" here
got inside Ellingson.
Copy !req
1006. Well, I got a lot, all right?
Copy !req
1007. I don't know how many,
but... my head hurts.
Copy !req
1008. Yo, yo, yo, check this out.
Copy !req
1009. - Hey, what's "da Vinci virus"?
- What?
Copy !req
1010. Check this out. It's a memo
about how they're gonna deal
Copy !req
1011. with those oil spills
that happen on the 14th.
Copy !req
1012. What oil spills?
Copy !req
1013. Whoa, whoa.
Yo, brain-dead, today is the 13th.
Copy !req
1014. Well, this hasn't happened yet.
Copy !req
1015. Wait a minute. The 14th— that's
the same day the worm ends its run.
Copy !req
1016. I mean, da Vinci virus—
Copy !req
1017. Didn't Phreak say
that's what he's being charged with?
Copy !req
1018. Look. "Infecting ballast programs
of Ellingson tankers."
Copy !req
1019. - They blame hackers.
- Damn!
Copy !req
1020. A worm and a virus?
The plot thickens.
Copy !req
1021. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going, huh?
Copy !req
1022. I got an idea.
Copy !req
1023. Look, we got a few hours, right,
till we get arrested?
Copy !req
1024. So just stay low.
I'm gonna go get some help.
Copy !req
1025. I'll beep you, okay?
Copy !req
1026. Shit.
Copy !req
1027. Are you coming?
Copy !req
1028. May the Force be with you, man.
Copy !req
1029. There they are!
Copy !req
1030. Razor and Blade? They're flakes!
Copy !req
1031. They're elites. Let's get 'em.
Copy !req
1032. Good morning, Vietnam! Ha-ha!
Copy !req
1033. Aw, yeah.
Copy !req
1034. This is once again the man
that threw this party.
Copy !req
1035. I'm doin' this.
Copy !req
1036. My style is quadruple
damage for MCs.
Copy !req
1037. I'll make 'em huff 'n' puff
like mufflers from Meineke.
Copy !req
1038. Human exhaust,
you wanted to get lost.
Copy !req
1039. Rhymes plus Exxon ride brains
like Alain Prost.
Copy !req
1040. You MC clowns, I blaze towns.
Copy !req
1041. I dragwheel skulls I leave
with speed and dust clouds...
Copy !req
1042. - Hey, come on, get off the stage.
- Razor and Blade—
Copy !req
1043. I gotta talk to those guys.
Hey, hey, hey!
Copy !req
1044. Jive and babble,
throw heavy Scrabble.
Copy !req
1045. Sparkles plus the bubbles
plus the flavor like Snapple.
Copy !req
1046. All you so-called rebels,
heavy-metal cattle.
Copy !req
1047. Some horses got force,
but I simply tame with saddle...
Copy !req
1048. You struggle with my tempo,
you ain't got good grief!
Copy !req
1049. Brothers amazed,
keep 'em all in a daze.
Copy !req
1050. With the wild funk blaze,
good grief!
Copy !req
1051. I lost them.
Copy !req
1052. Where were you?
Copy !req
1053. I don't like this.
Copy !req
1054. I definitely don't like this.
Copy !req
1055. What do you want?
Copy !req
1056. Um...
Copy !req
1057. we come in peace?
Copy !req
1058. We need your help,
if you're up to it.
Copy !req
1059. She's buff, ballsy.
Copy !req
1060. - Let's keep her.
- Waste the dude.
Copy !req
1061. A virus called da Vinci
will cause oil spills
Copy !req
1062. at 10:30 a.m.
Eastern Time tomorrow.
Copy !req
1063. It's somehow connected with the worm
that's stealing the money.
Copy !req
1064. We need your help
to overload the Gibson
Copy !req
1065. so we can kill the da Vinci virus
and download the worm program.
Copy !req
1066. She's rabid but cute.
Copy !req
1067. See, we're very busy.
Copy !req
1068. A TV network
that wishes to remain nameless
Copy !req
1069. has expressed an interest
in our show.
Copy !req
1070. Let's go, Kate.
Copy !req
1071. Wait.
Copy !req
1072. Nobody said no.
Copy !req
1073. But you are going to need more
Copy !req
1074. than just two
media icons like us.
Copy !req
1075. You need an army.
Copy !req
1076. That's it— an electronic army.
Copy !req
1077. If I were us,
I'd get on the Internet,
Copy !req
1078. send out a major
distress signal.
Copy !req
1079. "Hackers of the world, unite."
Copy !req
1080. How are you gonna
take care of the cops?
Copy !req
1081. Yo, I'm blowing up.
Copy !req
1082. It's Kate, Grand Central.
Let's hit it.
Copy !req
1083. The light is green!
Copy !req
1084. You're the man, baby.
You're the man!
Copy !req
1085. Hey, Joey, you made it!
Copy !req
1086. Joe! Joey!
Copy !req
1087. All right, listen up. Use your best
viruses to buy us some time.
Copy !req
1088. We have to get into Plague's file
and copy the worm.
Copy !req
1089. All right, that was a little
tension-breaker.
Copy !req
1090. That had to be done, all right?
Copy !req
1091. - Cereal?
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1092. - Go fix the phones.
- Roger.
Copy !req
1093. Joey, take his place.
Copy !req
1094. - What, me?
- Take his place, man. Do it.
Copy !req
1095. - You can do it. Just do it.
- Cereal, we're counting on you.
Copy !req
1096. - Just do it.
- Ready?
Copy !req
1097. - Yeah.
- All right, let's boot up.
Copy !req
1098. - I'm shut down completely.
- Green light.
Copy !req
1099. When the green light's blinking,
there's something wrong.
Copy !req
1100. My computer just crashed.
Copy !req
1101. Printers—
Copy !req
1102. Oh, my God—! I don't know.
Copy !req
1103. Viruses everywhere.
Copy !req
1104. What is it? What's wrong?
Copy !req
1105. Nothing. It's just a minor glitch.
Copy !req
1106. A minor glitch with you
Copy !req
1107. seems to turn into
a major catastrophe.
Copy !req
1108. - There's a new virus in the database.
- What's happening?
Copy !req
1109. It's replicating, eating up memory.
What do I do?
Copy !req
1110. Type "cookie," you idiot.
I'll head them off at the pass.
Copy !req
1111. We have a "zero bug"
attacking all log-in and overlay files.
Copy !req
1112. Run antivirus.
Give me a systems display.
Copy !req
1113. Now we've lost sections 6 through 26.
Copy !req
1114. No, make that 10 to 40.
Copy !req
1115. - And 1 through 6.
- Die, dickweeds.
Copy !req
1116. A rabbit
is in the administration system.
Copy !req
1117. - Send a flu shot.
- Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me.
Copy !req
1118. A "rabbit" replicates
till it overloads a file,
Copy !req
1119. - then it spreads like cancer.
- Cancer?
Copy !req
1120. Row, row, row your boat.
Copy !req
1121. Gently down the stream.
Copy !req
1122. Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily.
Copy !req
1123. Life is but a dream.
Copy !req
1124. - Row, row, row your boat...
- Whoa. Crawling halt.
Copy !req
1125. It's the Gibson.
It's finding us too fast.
Copy !req
1126. Man, there's too many garbage files.
I need more time.
Copy !req
1127. They're at Grand Central Station,
lower level.
Copy !req
1128. Don't screw up.
Copy !req
1129. Go! Get out of here!
Everybody, let's move!
Copy !req
1130. - Move it!
- Let's go!
Copy !req
1131. Get the hell out of the way.
Come on.
Copy !req
1132. 30 seconds. Move it.
Copy !req
1133. Game's over.
Copy !req
1134. Last chance to get out of this
without a prison sentence.
Copy !req
1135. You're not good enough
to beat me, you little shit.
Copy !req
1136. Yeah, maybe I'm not.
But we are, you asshole.
Copy !req
1137. - Give it up.
- Three minutes to capsize.
Copy !req
1138. Just give it up.
Copy !req
1139. Are we fashionably late?
Copy !req
1140. Okay, let's go.
Copy !req
1141. Okay.
Copy !req
1142. Si, sono pronta.
Copy !req
1143. Andiamo.
Copy !req
1144. We have massive infection,
multiple GPI and FSI viruses.
Copy !req
1145. It's coming in from remote nodes.
They're going for the Kernal!
Copy !req
1146. - "Colonel" who?
- The system command processor.
Copy !req
1147. - It's the brain.
- Cancer, brain. Brain, cancer.
Copy !req
1148. - Belf, what's going on?
- In short, Duke, a shitstorm.
Copy !req
1149. Move! Go!
Copy !req
1150. Move! Move! Move!
Copy !req
1151. Did they call the police—?
Copy !req
1152. Get out of the way!
Copy !req
1153. I found it.
Copy !req
1154. I found it!
Copy !req
1155. This is the end, my friend.
Copy !req
1156. Thank you for calling.
Copy !req
1157. Oh, shit. He got me.
Copy !req
1158. Yo, Joey's getting stupid busy.
Copy !req
1159. Come on, out of my way, my man.
Copy !req
1160. Joey, I need you to drop your virus,
go after the worm.
Copy !req
1161. - You're the closest.
- Out of the way, people!
Copy !req
1162. It's "root, slash, period,
workspace,
Copy !req
1163. slash, period, garbage, period."
Copy !req
1164. Out of the way! Let's go.
Copy !req
1165. Out of the way! Out of the way!
Copy !req
1166. Get out of the way! Freeze!
Copy !req
1167. Aw! Oh, come on!
Copy !req
1168. Ha!
Copy !req
1169. All right. Good job.
Copy !req
1170. - Kill the Gibson.
- Roger that.
Copy !req
1171. Come on, you son of a bitch.
Is that all you got, huh?
Copy !req
1172. Come on!
Let's see what else you can do!
Copy !req
1173. You talking to me, huh?
Copy !req
1174. Are you nuts? Come at me.
Copy !req
1175. They're in the Kernal.
Copy !req
1176. Help me...!
Copy !req
1177. The tankers
have stopped capsizing.
Copy !req
1178. The ballast tanks are empty.
We should be okay.
Copy !req
1179. Little pissant.
Copy !req
1180. Yes!
Copy !req
1181. - We did it.
- Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
1182. Freeze!
Copy !req
1183. Train departing track number 24...
Copy !req
1184. Keep it moving.
Come on, come on.
Copy !req
1185. What are you waiting on?
Let's go.
Copy !req
1186. They're trashing
our rights, man!
Copy !req
1187. They're trashing
the flow of data!
Copy !req
1188. They're trashing! Trashing!
Copy !req
1189. Trashing!
Copy !req
1190. Hack the planet!
Copy !req
1191. - Hack the planet!
- Shut up and get in the car.
Copy !req
1192. Hack the planet!
Hack the planet!
Copy !req
1193. - Hello?
- We caught them.
Copy !req
1194. - Good.
- Red-handed.
Copy !req
1195. You won't be having
any more trouble from them.
Copy !req
1196. Me, all right? I did it.
Copy !req
1197. She knows shit about computers.
Copy !req
1198. She's just my girlfriend.
Copy !req
1199. I suggest you modify
your attitude,
Copy !req
1200. because you are floating
Copy !req
1201. and I'm about to flush your ass.
Copy !req
1202. You've got a Mrs. Murphy
to see you, sir.
Copy !req
1203. Are you crazy?
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1204. I'm trying to help you.
Copy !req
1205. - Dade.
- What?
Copy !req
1206. Thanks for your help.
Copy !req
1207. Your son is in big trouble.
Copy !req
1208. He has violated his probation
Copy !req
1209. and he has engaged
in criminal activity.
Copy !req
1210. My son happens to be a genius.
Copy !req
1211. He understands
something happening today
Copy !req
1212. that you won't comprehend
if you live to be a hundred.
Copy !req
1213. And he would never use
what he knows to harm a living soul.
Copy !req
1214. The news crew
you requested is here.
Copy !req
1215. Oh, good. 'Cause I have
a few things to tell them.
Copy !req
1216. Your son is facing 30 felony counts
in an ongoing investigation.
Copy !req
1217. You face possible arrest
if you do that.
Copy !req
1218. Mister, I don't care
if I face certain death.
Copy !req
1219. Mrs. Murphy stays right here.
Copy !req
1220. Oh, wow. She's great.
Copy !req
1221. Yeah.
Copy !req
1222. and attacked the Ellingson's
computer network.
Copy !req
1223. Is this the last we've seen
of this type of high-tech espionage?
Copy !req
1224. Well, I'm afraid not.
Copy !req
1225. Hackers are a grave threat
to the national security.
Copy !req
1226. This incident just proves
without a doubt
Copy !req
1227. that we need
increased funding to stop—
Copy !req
1228. - Hold on. We're getting interference.
- Hola, boys and girls.
Copy !req
1229. - It is I, the Cereal Killer...
- Get that clown off.
Copy !req
1230. Making my first coast-to-coast
Copy !req
1231. worldwide global
television appearance.
Copy !req
1232. Yes, that's right.
Copy !req
1233. I'm here to tell you
about this heinous scheme
Copy !req
1234. hatched from within
Ellingson Mineral.
Copy !req
1235. But for what, you ask?
Copy !req
1236. World domination? Nay.
Copy !req
1237. Something far more tacky.
Copy !req
1238. A virus called da Vinci,
that, when launched,
Copy !req
1239. would cause Ellingson
mineral tankers to capsize,
Copy !req
1240. was to be blamed
on innocent hackers.
Copy !req
1241. But this virus was really
the smokescreen, right?
Copy !req
1242. What could be so vitally
important to protect
Copy !req
1243. - that someone would create...
- How did he do that?
Copy !req
1244. such a nasty, antisocial,
very uncool virus program?
Copy !req
1245. But Why?
Copy !req
1246. Could it be to cover the tracks
of this worm program—
Copy !req
1247. A worm that was to steal
25 million bucks?
Copy !req
1248. The password to this hungry little
sucker belongs to Margo Wallace,
Copy !req
1249. - head of Public Relations...
- Oh, my God—!
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1250. and Eugene Belford,
computer security officer.
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1251. Son of a bitch! Oh, my—! Oh!
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1252. What's this? Is this the unnamed
account in the Bahamas
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1253. where the money was to be stashed?
I think so.
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1254. Unlucky!
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1255. Yo, I kind of feel like God.
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1256. Plague...?
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1257. Eugene?
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1258. A comedy of errors—
I don't even know how to work the VCR,
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1259. let alone a computer. Get off!
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1260. Look. Listen, I'll make a deal.
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1261. Eugene Belford—
I know where his mother is.
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1262. I promise you.
Get off me. I need a lawyer!
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1263. Thank you.
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1264. Here you are, Mr. Babbage.
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1265. Flight time to Tokyo
should be about 14 hours today.
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1266. Can I get you anything else?
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1267. Just a pillow, please.
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1268. Thank you.
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1269. You're welcome.
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1270. What's going on?
Let go of me! Stewardess!
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1271. I'll never fly
this airline again!
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1272. You look good in a dress.
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1273. You would have looked better.
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1274. Want to go for a swim?
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1275. I can't believe
they decided you won.
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1276. They didn't.
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1277. The guys felt it was the only way
I'd get a date.
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1278. Anyway...
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1279. you're pretty good.
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1280. You're elite.
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1281. Yeah?
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1282. You know, if you would have said so
in the beginning,
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1283. you would have saved yourself
a whole lot of trouble.
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1284. Beat that.
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1285. You know,
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1286. I've been having
these really weird—
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1287. Dreams?
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1288. I love you, I love you today.
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1289. I don't care what.
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1290. The world has to say.
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1291. They don't know that.
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1292. I love you.
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1293. I love you today.
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1294. I don't care what.
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1295. The world has to say.
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1296. They don't know that.
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1297. Dreams escape from the fear.
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1298. Built inside, in his heart.
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1299. Bring me home, cast the net.
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1300. Far and wide, I'll return.
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1301. To the night, mask up front.
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1302. Cast away, give me love.
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1303. I don't care
what the world has to say.
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1304. You should know that I love you.
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1305. I love you.
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1306. I love you today.
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1307. I don't care what.
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1308. The world has to say.
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1309. They don't know that.
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1310. I love you, I love you today.
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1311. I don't care what.
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1312. The world has to say.
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1313. They don't know that I'm in love.
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1314. I can feel the eyes behind us.
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1315. As we walk.
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1316. I can see the ears that listen.
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1317. When we talk.
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1318. I don't care
what the world has to say.
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1319. You should know that I love you.
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1320. I love you, I love you today.
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1321. Can't you see how I feel?
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1322. Like a cloud, conquer all.
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1323. With the thoughts in my head.
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1324. In my heart, love is real.
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1325. Can't you see how I feel?
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1326. Like a cloud, conquer all.
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1327. With the thoughts in my head.
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1328. In my heart, once again.
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1329. Can't you see how I feel?
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1330. Like a cloud, conquer all.
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1331. With the thoughts in my head.
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1332. In my heart, love is real...
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