1. Upstairs!
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What's the matter? Who are you?
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3. - Come on, come on! Let's go!
- Hey!
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- Dade! Dade!
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Dade Murphy,
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committed criminal acts
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a superior intelligence
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and antisocial end.
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trading systems,
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a seven-point drop
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fine your family $45,000.
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to own or operate a computer
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of your 18th birthday.
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23. Dade?
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27. Finish up, honey,
and get to sleep.
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Norm speaking.
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Mr. Eddie Vedder from accounting.
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here at home
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I was working on and...
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You know anything about computers?
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on my computer
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tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki,
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he's gonna to ask me to commit hari-kari.
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Japanese management techniques.
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the number on the modem?
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Norm, with switches on it.
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to the one there.
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Latinos and Blacks
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mediocre stock.
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experience the awe and mystery
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from the inner mind to
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- Yes.
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the beginning of the end?
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64. Unbelievable.
There is time only for...
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66. Do we pray?
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68. Yeah, okay, Acid Burn.
That's enough.
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70. Morning.
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72. Mmm.
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my eyes are open, please?
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to his room
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77. He's been playing with
his computer all night for a solid week.
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78. Well, yes, he could be
playing with himself.
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79. Mmm-hmm.
Yes, I'll ask. Dade?
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80. - You like girls, don't you?
- Yeah.
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81. I just haven't found one
as charming as you yet.
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anything stupid, right, Dade?
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84. Right, Mom.
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85. And I'm still a virgin!
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to the phone, didn't you?
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and you won't get into college!
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in your senior year.
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I'm talking to Venezuela.
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97. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was just
looking for the Principal's office.
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98. Sorry, I can't help you, kid.
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your transfer forms?
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straightforward question.
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is through there.
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109. Cool.
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110. What's your name?
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116. Give me time.
Hey, you new?
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119. Pool?
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120. Yeah, there's an Olympic-sized
swimming pool up on the roof.
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He found the pool.
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128. Now,
I'm Mr. Simpson,
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Miss Bay less who was arrested
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131. Now, I know some of you kids
got computers at home,
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school property, people,
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any gum stuck to 'em.
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graphical interface."
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in Kate Libby, eh?
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139. What's up, man?
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145. Phreak, Phreak, Phreak, Phreak, Phreak.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. I got...
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146. Joey, Joey, Joey!
What, what, what?
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147. One more "dude" out of you and
I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, okay?
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148. Now, I try to save you
from yourself,
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149. but you got to stop letting
your mama dress you, man.
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150. You're hopeless.
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I need a handle, man.
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an identity until I have a handle.
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153. You know,
you're right about that.
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155. Look. All right.
Wait, wait.
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of Disaster, huh?
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157. You're hopeless, man,
utterly hopeless.
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158. Ultra Laser.
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159. Dr. Doom!
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160. We play
Chinese software here.
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161. Tell me,
what'd you need? What'd you need?
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Russian military?
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163. any kind of format,
any kind of disk, any bootleg.
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the Greatest Zuke's Album
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Like, I got some Hendrix on there,
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that asphyxiated on their own vomit.
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174. Thank you.
No, no, no, thank you.
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some room here?
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come up here?
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183. Congratulations.
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Curtis.
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You're looking at it.
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must have a leak.
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this is going to be good.
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larger than dogs,
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women's legs at cocktail parties."
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your mother qualifies
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of the 20th century.
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sold two million copies.
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heavenly connection
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the machinery of the night."
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are not on my list.
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wood shop class?
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Get out.
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227. Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
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in school today?
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Ah.
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work. I'm gonna be home late.
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fill these out?
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only the rest of your life.
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You want me to mow the lawn?
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and taking my time.
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life story. FYI, man, right?
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do, like, absolutely nothing and...
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like, 17 computers a day.
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That's a typo.
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He's living large.
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Thanks.
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guys, guys, listen, listen.
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So I'm looking around...
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those Crayola books? Oh, yeah.
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is that? Let me see. What are these?
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guide to IBM PCs,
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to the nasty pink shirt
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What's that?
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- What's that?
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The Red Book.
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red book that won't fit on a shelf.
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GUYS, guys, guys, come on.
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I'm looking around, you know.
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where it is or what it does or anything.
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just beautiful, okay?
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I'm just messing around in there.
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So it's a bank.
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I look in the paper.
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like, Bumsville, Idaho,
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into the middle of the street.
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That was me.
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from your house?
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across state lines from your house!
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In your ass?
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It's universally stupid.
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I should know everything
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298. All right.
Right? Right?
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299. All right, what are the three
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300. "Love, secret"
and "sex."
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necessarily, right?
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302. Yeah. But don't forget
"God."
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love to use "God."
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305. Look, you wanna be elite,
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a seriously righteous hack,
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of those Gibsons, man.
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310. You know, supercomputers
they use to, like, do physics
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312. Ain't no way, man.
Security's too tight. The big iron?
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gonna hack some heavy metal,
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some low security and try the back door.
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315. Yeah, but oh, man,
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get one of those Gibsons, baby?
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I didn't touch your fries.
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touch your fries.
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321. Cereal, man, you owe me a pack.
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323. You suck, dude.
You need to lay off of that shit.
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Why don't I hit you?
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home run. Okay.
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331. Mr. Belford?
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weird's happening on the net.
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you hapless techno-weenie?
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in the Gibson's working really hard.
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337. The work load is enough
for, like, 10 users.
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339. Okay, okay, we need proof
that we were here.
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341. Yeah. Garbage. Okay.
Give me garbage.
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342. Shit.
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343. Never fear.
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344. I is here.
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345. I've narrowed the activity
to terminal 23.
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347. God wouldn't be up this late.
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348. Shit.
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349. Get me the switching
control center.
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350. I need to trace a call
that's in progress.
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351. Shit.
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352. Yeah.
Hold on, hold on, Mom.
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362. Yeah, we got him.
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364. Okay.
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365. Nice place, huh?
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366. You heard of a hacker
called Acid Burn?
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Done anything?
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377. What? Your mom buy
you a 'puter for Christmas?
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379. Sure, man.
He's elite.
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at your place tonight?
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383. Yeah, sure.
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384. Hackers penetrate and ravage
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publicly-owned computer systems,
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- Who are these guys'?
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materials for their own ends.
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enemy number one, man.
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You're a boner.
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392. What's going on?
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394. Welcome to our show.
Hack The Planet.
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of the elite hacker.
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This is a pay phone.
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a simple micro cassette recorder.
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and drop in five bucks in quarters.
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that the coins make,
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your money back.
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407. And never again pay for
a service that would be dirt-cheap.
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of profiteering gluttons.
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409. Remember, hacking
is more than just a crime.
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Than"
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415. What? What? What?
Get out of there! Come on, get out!
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416. What?
Joey!
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Get in there!
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What? What? What?
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Stay down there. Don't move.
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Looks good, sir.
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uncorrupted hard drive.
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protecting the president
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feeling like an idiot.
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We caught him by surprise,
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enough time to erase his computer files.
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431. Good. Good man.
All right, let's finish up here.
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- All right, sir.
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a moment of your time?
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Mom.
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437. Well, hackers
penetrate and ravage
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publicly-owned computer systems,
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materials for their own ends.
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they're terrorists.
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- Thank you, Mr. Gill.
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Morning.
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in the dark, Eugene.
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don't call me Eugene.
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a superuser account,
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to our whole system.
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450. Precisely what
you're paid to prevent.
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reading my carefully prepared memo
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454. the four most used passwords are
Copy !req
455. "love, sex,
Copy !req
456. "secret," and "God."
Copy !req
457. So would Your Holiness
care to change her password?
Copy !req
458. A hacker planted the virus.
Copy !req
459. Virus?
Copy !req
460. Yesterday, the ballast program
Copy !req
461. for a supertanker training model
Copy !req
462. mistakenly thought
the vessel was empty
Copy !req
463. and flooded its tanks.
Copy !req
464. Excuse me.
Copy !req
465. The little boat flipped over.
Copy !req
466. A virus planted within
the Gibson computer system
Copy !req
467. claimed responsibility.
Copy !req
468. What, it left a note?
Copy !req
469. Unless $5 million are transferred
Copy !req
470. to the following
numbered account in seven days,
Copy !req
471. I will capsize five
tankers in the Ellingson fleet.
Copy !req
472. Is that...
That is the virus,
Copy !req
473. Leonardo da Vinci.
Copy !req
474. The problem is we have
26 ships at sea
Copy !req
475. and we don't know
which ones are infected.
Copy !req
476. Well, then, put the ships'
ballast under manual control.
Copy !req
477. There's no such thing
anymore, Duke.
Copy !req
478. These ships are
totally computerized.
Copy !req
479. They rely
on satellite navigation
Copy !req
480. which links them
to our network and the virus
Copy !req
481. wherever they are in the world.
Copy !req
482. So what are we supposed to do?
Copy !req
483. Well, luckily you have
a gifted and talented security officer.
Copy !req
484. I traced the hacker's call.
Copy !req
485. The Secret Service
picked him up this morning.
Copy !req
486. I'll just search his files
for the original virus code,
Copy !req
487. and then I can eliminate it.
Copy !req
488. Now look, now, we expect
you to get onto this right away. Yeah?
Copy !req
489. Yeah.
Well, how soon?
Copy !req
490. Well, we're working on it
as fast as we can.
Copy !req
491. This is a very common occurrence
in corporations as large as ours.
Copy !req
492. - You have nothing to worry about.
- Yeah, right.
Copy !req
493. - Are you sure about that Mr. The Plague?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
494. The Secret Service is
helping us out 100%, okay?
Copy !req
495. Yeah. Okay.
Copy !req
496. We'll be in touch.
Talk to you later.
Copy !req
497. What the hell
was that all about?
Copy !req
498. I had to move fast.
Copy !req
499. The hacker copied
my garbage file.
Copy !req
500. What?
Copy !req
501. I created Mr. Da Vinci so
we could call in the Secret Service
Copy !req
502. so they'd arrest the hacker,
seize his equipment,
Copy !req
503. things we can't do on our own.
Copy !req
504. I don't want
to go to jail for this.
Copy !req
505. Relax.
Copy !req
506. Think about the $25 million.
Copy !req
507. But you've created a virus
Copy !req
508. that's gonna cause
a worldwide ecological disaster,
Copy !req
509. just to arrest some hacker kid?
Copy !req
510. Basically, yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
511. Jesus.
You know, you're sick, Eugene. You...
Copy !req
512. I'll take care of this.
All right, sir.
Copy !req
513. I can cancel it anytime.
Copy !req
514. I don't need any program code,
Copy !req
515. but it's the perfect cover
to confiscate the disk
Copy !req
516. and find out how much of
that garbage file's been copied.
Copy !req
517. Get it!
Copy !req
518. Why did I ever trust you?
Copy !req
519. Get the file.
Copy !req
520. Otherwise, you'll lose
all your toys.
Copy !req
521. Did you find the program
for the virus
Copy !req
522. on any of the disks
we confiscated?
Copy !req
523. No.
Copy !req
524. He's either very smart
or very stupid.
Copy !req
525. Then he stashed it somewhere,
Copy !req
526. or he has an accomplice.
Copy !req
527. We'll release him
until his indictment,
Copy !req
528. keep tight surveillance and
see if he leads us to your disk.
Copy !req
529. Unit three outside
suspect Joey Pardella's apartment.
Copy !req
530. Nothing to report.
Suspect still grounded.
Copy !req
531. By his mother.
Copy !req
532. Listen to this bullshit.
Copy !req
533. "This is our world now.
Copy !req
534. The world of the electron
and the switch.
Copy !req
535. The beauty of the baud.
Copy !req
536. We exist without nationality,
skin color or religious bias.
Copy !req
537. You wage wars, murder,
cheat, lie to us
Copy !req
538. and try to make us believe
it's for our own good,
Copy !req
539. yet we are the criminals.
Copy !req
540. Yes, I am a criminal.
Copy !req
541. My crime is that of curiosity.
Copy !req
542. I am a hacker,
and this is my manifesto."
Copy !req
543. Huh? Right? Manifesto?
Copy !req
544. "You may stop me,
but you can't stop us all."
Copy !req
545. Now, that's cool.
Copy !req
546. Cool?
Copy !req
547. Yeah, cool.
You think it's cool?
Copy !req
548. It's cool.
Copy !req
549. It's not cool.
It's commie bullshit.
Copy !req
550. Back off! Hey!
Back off!
Copy !req
551. Hey, hey, back off.
Copy !req
552. So, what do you think?
Can I crash at your place tonight?
Copy !req
553. What is it with this guy?
Copy !req
554. His parents missed Woodstock,
Copy !req
555. and he's been
making up for it since.
Copy !req
556. Hey, you hear about Joey's bust?
Copy !req
557. Yeah. Probably had
something to do with that bank in Idaho.
Copy !req
558. You think he could
hack a Gibson?
Copy !req
559. Did you talk to him?
Nope.
Copy !req
560. His mom said he's grounded
for his next three lifetimes.
Copy !req
561. He isn't to consort
with his computer friends.
Copy !req
562. The Secret Service is
really out to get him.
Copy !req
563. Hey, there's a big
party tonight. You wanna go?
Copy !req
564. It's at Kate's.
Copy !req
565. Thought so.
Copy !req
566. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
567. A little pelvis and booty.
Copy !req
568. A little pelvis and booty.
House party.
Copy !req
569. Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
570. Let's go.
Right away, huh?
Copy !req
571. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
572. Hague!
Ha! Huh?
Copy !req
573. Plague!
Copy !req
574. Gill.
Copy !req
575. I think we got something.
Copy !req
576. Hard copy.
Copy !req
577. Dade Murphy.
Copy !req
578. Secret Service!
Don't move!
Copy !req
579. Christ! What are you...
Shut up!
Copy !req
580. What are you doing?
Shut up!
Copy !req
581. Get off me!
Shut your mouth!
Copy !req
582. God!
Copy !req
583. Just sit in the bed and keep
your hands where we can see them.
Copy !req
584. The year was 1988,
Copy !req
585. and this nasty virus
crashed 1,500 systems
Copy !req
586. in one day.
Copy !req
587. 1,507.
Copy !req
588. - Wow.
- It got you seven years probation.
Copy !req
589. No computer couldn't
even use a touch-tone phone.
Copy !req
590. Must have been hell,
huh, Zero Cool?
Copy !req
591. A virus has been planted in
the Ellingson Mineral computer system.
Copy !req
592. You were our prime suspect
Copy !req
593. till we trashed your stuff
Copy !req
594. and found no trace of it.
Copy !req
595. However, we've come to believe
Copy !req
596. that one Joey Pardella's
involved in this Ellingson virus.
Copy !req
597. He or perhaps
his accomplice has a disk
Copy !req
598. that Mr. Belford needs
to disable that virus.
Copy !req
599. We want you to help us find it.
Copy !req
600. Gill.
Copy !req
601. Loser.
Copy !req
602. I can't believe you were
only 11 when you wrote this.
Copy !req
603. It's quite an impressive virus.
Copy !req
604. Dade,
Copy !req
605. I know how you might feel
about narcing on your friends,
Copy !req
606. but we're hackers.
Copy !req
607. For us, there's no such thing
Copy !req
608. as family and friends.
Copy !req
609. We're each our own country
Copy !req
610. with temporary allies
and enemies.
Copy !req
611. I'd like to make
a treaty with you.
Copy !req
612. I'm sorry.
Who are you?
Copy !req
613. I'm the one who understands you.
Copy !req
614. Now, can we be allies?
Copy !req
615. Nah.
Copy !req
616. I don't play well with others.
Copy !req
617. Shit! Come on!
Copy !req
618. Watch which friends
you do play with.
Copy !req
619. A record like yours
could land you in jail,
Copy !req
620. get you kicked out of school.
Copy !req
621. No colleges would take you,
no future.
Copy !req
622. Exiled from everyone
Copy !req
623. and everything you love.
Copy !req
624. I'll be in touch.
Copy !req
625. It's fine.
Copy !req
626. Oh, and, Dade,
Copy !req
627. try to stay out
of trouble, okay?
Copy !req
628. Blow me.
Copy !req
629. Thank you.
Copy !req
630. What were you doing
in the bathroom with Janice?
Copy !req
631. Her mom makes big bucks
Copy !req
632. writing self-help books
for women.
Copy !req
633. Stuff like, Women Who Love Men
Who Are Emotional Amoebae.
Copy !req
634. That explains a lot.
Copy !req
635. Hi.
Hi.
Copy !req
636. Hit it, baby.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Copy !req
637. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
638. Look at that. Cool.
Copy !req
639. Big man stepping in.
Stepping in. Coming through.
Copy !req
640. Big man. Big boots.
Copy !req
641. You look good, girl.
Copy !req
642. I'll catch you later.
Copy !req
643. Yo, what's up, Nikon?
Copy !req
644. Hey, Phreak!
Copy !req
645. You in the house!
Great, thanks, man.
Copy !req
646. Dade, man.
You made it.
Copy !req
647. Yo, yo. Houston,
we have liftoff.
Copy !req
648. 3:00. Check it.
Copy !req
649. Don't look right away.
What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
650. Look at her, man.
Look at that.
Copy !req
651. Whoa! Oh!
Copy !req
652. Lisa Blair, 26 East 7th Street,
Copy !req
653. apartment 16, 555-4817.
Copy !req
654. Boom!
How did you know that?
Copy !req
655. I got a photographic memory.
Copy !req
656. It's a curse.
Copy !req
657. Lisa!
Copy !req
658. Hey, how do you
know my name?
Copy !req
659. Oh, oh, oh,
look at that pooper, man.
Copy !req
660. Spandex, it's a privilege,
not a right.
Copy !req
661. Hi. My name is Vickie,
and I'm an addict.
Copy !req
662. Hi. My name's Hank,
and I'm an addict.
Copy !req
663. My name's Joey, but
Copy !req
664. I'm not an addict.
Copy !req
665. No, no. Really. Really.
Copy !req
666. Listen, listen. Look.
Copy !req
667. I got in trouble with
my computer, right, okay?
Copy !req
668. My lawyer told the judge
that I'm an addict,
Copy !req
669. but I'm not addicted
to my computer.
Copy !req
670. No, really, really.
Copy !req
671. I'm not an addict.
I'm not. I'm not.
Copy !req
672. Can I get some more coffee? Thank you.
Copy !req
673. Yo.
Check this out, guy.
Copy !req
674. This is insanely great.
It's got a 28.8 bps modem.
Copy !req
675. Yeah? Display?
Copy !req
676. Active matrix, man.
Copy !req
677. A million psychedelic colors.
Copy !req
678. Man, baby is sweet.
Ooh!
Copy !req
679. I want it.
Copy !req
680. I want it to have
my children, man.
Copy !req
681. Yeah, I bet it looks
crispy in the dark.
Copy !req
682. Yo, hit the light.
Copy !req
683. Oh, wow!
Copy !req
684. Shit.
Copy !req
685. Come on. Yeah.
Copy !req
686. Was that her top?
Copy !req
687. One handed.
Copy !req
688. Difficulty rating?
Copy !req
689. Seven.
Copy !req
690. Wow!
Copy !req
691. Burn's wetware
matches her software.
Copy !req
692. Burn?
Shh!
Copy !req
693. What the...
Copy !req
694. What are you guys doing in here?
Copy !req
695. I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
Copy !req
696. Just checking out
your fly laptop.
Copy !req
697. It's hyped, you know.
Copy !req
698. You in the butter zone
now, baby.
Copy !req
699. Huh?
Copy !req
700. Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Copy !req
701. I want to triple
the RAM, all right?
Copy !req
702. That's right.
Copy !req
703. Ooh, leopard boy
and the Decepticons.
Copy !req
704. Kate. Kate.
Copy !req
705. You're not going into
that computer shit now, right?
Copy !req
706. One second.
Copy !req
707. Yeah.
Copy !req
708. Yeah. Right.
Copy !req
709. The sensitive type.
Copy !req
710. What is he doing in here?
Copy !req
711. Relax, Burn.
He's my guest.
Copy !req
712. Burn.
You're Acid Burn.
Copy !req
713. You booted me out of OTV?
Copy !req
714. What?
Copy !req
715. I'm Crash Override.
Copy !req
716. You're the moron
that's been invading my turf?
Copy !req
717. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
718. Crash and Burn!
Copy !req
719. Murphy kid turn you down?
Copy !req
720. I disguised myself as
an Alabama state trooper
Copy !req
721. and penetrated the FBI NCIC.
Copy !req
722. Pervert.
Copy !req
723. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
724. The FBI computer holds
files on 20 million Americans.
Copy !req
725. I just hacked into it.
Copy !req
726. Congratulations.
Copy !req
727. From here, I got access
to every piece of data
Copy !req
728. ever stored on
Dade Murphy's parents.
Copy !req
729. His parents separated
five years ago,
Copy !req
730. reconciled two years later,
Copy !req
731. filed for divorce
last year, custody battle.
Copy !req
732. Boy chose to go with his mother.
Copy !req
733. So?
Copy !req
734. Mmm. So...
Copy !req
735. We get the mother,
Copy !req
736. we get the boy.
Copy !req
737. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
738. Ah, it's cool.
I'm just looking.
Copy !req
739. It's too much machine for you.
Copy !req
740. Yeah?
Copy !req
741. I hope you don't screw
like you type.
Copy !req
742. Has a killer refresh rate.
Copy !req
743. P6 chip.
Copy !req
744. Triple the speed of the Pentium.
Copy !req
745. Yeah. It's not
just the chip.
Copy !req
746. It has a PCI bus,
Copy !req
747. but you knew that.
Copy !req
748. Indeed.
Copy !req
749. RISC architecture's
going to change everything.
Copy !req
750. Yeah. RISC is good.
Copy !req
751. Yeah.
Copy !req
752. You sure this sweet
machine's not going to waste?
Copy !req
753. Crash Override.
Copy !req
754. What was it?
Copy !req
755. "Mess with the best,
die like the rest"?
Copy !req
756. Yeah.
Copy !req
757. Oh...
Copy !req
758. Are you challenging me?
Copy !req
759. Name your stakes.
Copy !req
760. If I win,
Copy !req
761. you become my slave.
Copy !req
762. Your slave?
Copy !req
763. You wish.
Copy !req
764. You'll do shit work. Scan,
crack copyrights, whatever I want.
Copy !req
765. Deal. And if I win?
Copy !req
766. Make it my first-born.
Copy !req
767. Make it our first date.
Copy !req
768. You're not gonna win.
Copy !req
769. And you have to smile.
Copy !req
770. I don't do dates.
Copy !req
771. But I don't lose, either,
so you're on.
Copy !req
772. So here's the deal.
The chosen contest,
Copy !req
773. to hassle Secret Service
Agent Richard Gill
Copy !req
774. and get one back for Joey.
Copy !req
775. Our decisions are
final by a vote of two to one.
Copy !req
776. No appeals.
Copy !req
777. The duel will last
until we declare a winner.
Copy !req
778. Use only the dial-ups,
access codes and passwords
Copy !req
779. in your collection.
Copy !req
780. You can't ask
for any help from us.
Copy !req
781. Talking to me?
Copy !req
782. Any questions?
Yeah.
Copy !req
783. Who's gonna notify
his next of kin?
Copy !req
784. Ooh.
Copy !req
785. Oh, thank heaven.
Copy !req
786. All right.
He's in the personal ads.
Copy !req
787. "Disappointed white male
cross-dresser
Copy !req
788. looking for discreet friend
Copy !req
789. to bring dreams to reality.
Copy !req
790. Leather, lace, and water sports.
Copy !req
791. Transvestites welcome."
Copy !req
792. I know where you can stick it.
Copy !req
793. I know where you can stick it.
Copy !req
794. I just want to lick your earlobes.
Copy !req
795. - I wanna lick your lips.
- Oh!
Copy !req
796. - I wanna lick your toes.
- Oh!
Copy !req
797. You gonna lick?
You want to lick something?
Copy !req
798. Lick this.
Copy !req
799. That's
why they call me stallion.
Copy !req
800. Oh, that's disgusting.
Copy !req
801. My heart is steaming
for you and...
Copy !req
802. Ugh!
Copy !req
803. spank you...
Oh! I'll spank your ass!
Copy !req
804. turn you over
and make you...
Copy !req
805. Animal.
Copy !req
806. Hey! Ow!
Hey! hey,
Copy !req
807. Do you know who I am?
Copy !req
808. Do you know
who I am? Ow!
Copy !req
809. This is
accounting, sir.
Copy !req
810. You inquired about
an employee of ours,
Copy !req
811. Agent Richard Gill?
Yes.
Copy !req
812. Our records indicate
he's deceased.
Copy !req
813. I'm what?
Copy !req
814. Dead.
Dead?
Copy !req
815. Yeah, like rigor mortis,
ha be as corpus.
Copy !req
816. Very impressive.
Copy !req
817. Superhero-like, even.
Copy !req
818. Yeah. Whatever.
Copy !req
819. What's the score?
Copy !req
820. - Tie.
- Oh, come on!
Copy !req
821. What? What?
Copy !req
822. Due to Mr. Gill's
untimely demise and all,
Copy !req
823. guess you two'll have
to improvise the next round.
Copy !req
824. Right.
Copy !req
825. I win,
Copy !req
826. you wear a dress on our date.
Copy !req
827. And if I win,
Copy !req
828. so do you.
Copy !req
829. Deal.
Copy !req
830. Oh...
Copy !req
831. Hmm, Dade.
Copy !req
832. I... I didn't
know your size,
Copy !req
833. so I guessed.
Copy !req
834. You are man enough to
stick with the deal, aren't you?
Copy !req
835. Thanks.
Copy !req
836. You wanted to know
who I am, Zero Cool?
Copy !req
837. Well, let me explain
the new world order.
Copy !req
838. Governments and corporations
need people like you
Copy !req
839. and me.
Copy !req
840. We are samurai,
Copy !req
841. the keyboard cowboys.
Copy !req
842. And all those other people out
there who have no idea what's going on,
Copy !req
843. are the cattle.
Copy !req
844. I need your help,
you need my help.
Copy !req
845. Let me help you earn your spurs.
Copy !req
846. Ah, think about it.
Copy !req
847. Enjoy the laptop, Cool.
Copy !req
848. Tell me where the disk is.
Copy !req
849. You look pitiful.
Copy !req
850. Okay, okay, you're not
grounded anymore.
Copy !req
851. Yo, what's up?
Copy !req
852. Dude, dude, I gotta talk to
you, man. Listen, listen, listen.
Copy !req
853. I copied a garbage file.
Copy !req
854. Big deal. A garbage file's
got shit in it, Joey.
Copy !req
855. No. It's, like,
hot or something. I don't know.
Copy !req
856. Joey, a garbage file holds
miscellaneous data. Junk.
Copy !req
857. Bits of stuff
that's been erased, man.
Copy !req
858. Look, dude, I copied it
from Ellingson, okay?
Copy !req
859. They're asking me
about it, all right?
Copy !req
860. Will you take a look for me?
Copy !req
861. Oh, shit, Joey, you got a tail.
Copy !req
862. Shit!
Copy !req
863. I am watching you.
Copy !req
864. Hmm?
Copy !req
865. Wake up.
Mmm.
Copy !req
866. Ramon?
Copy !req
867. Wake up.
Copy !req
868. Vamonos. Time for school.
Copy !req
869. Come on.
Copy !req
870. Secret Service! Don't move!
Copy !req
871. Get 'em up!
Get 'em up!
Copy !req
872. - Deja vu.
- Ramon Sanchez, you're under arrest
Copy !req
873. under the Computer Fraud
and Abuse Act of 1986.
Copy !req
874. So what are you waiting for?
Arrest me already!
Copy !req
875. You get one call.
Copy !req
876. Uno.
Copy !req
877. Understand?
Copy !req
878. Hello.
Operator services.
Copy !req
879. Hello, operator? I'm
having trouble dialing a number.
Copy !req
880. - What number please?
- 555-4202.
Copy !req
881. Just one moment.
Thank you.
Copy !req
882. Hello?
Hey, it's me.
Copy !req
883. Phreak?
I'm freakin'!
Copy !req
884. Joey wasn't making it up.
He really hacked into Ellingson.
Copy !req
885. He gave me the disk with
the file he copied, and now I'm in jail.
Copy !req
886. They're charging me
with some serious shit.
Copy !req
887. And there's stuff
I didn't even do,
Copy !req
888. like, get this, inserting
some virus called da Vinci.
Copy !req
889. And they keep asking
about you guys.
Copy !req
890. You think they're gonna bust us?
Copy !req
891. Yeah. You better figure out
what's on that disk
Copy !req
892. 'cause we're being framed.
Copy !req
893. It's in that place where
I put that thing that time.
Copy !req
894. Hi.
Copy !req
895. Now I see
what all the fuss is about.
Copy !req
896. Hey, you have company.
Copy !req
897. This is a nice room.
We need your help.
Copy !req
898. Do my ears deceive me?
Copy !req
899. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Truce, you guys.
Copy !req
900. Listen. We got
a higher purpose here, right?
Copy !req
901. A wake-up call from
the Nintendo generation.
Copy !req
902. We demand free access to data.
Copy !req
903. Well, it comes
with some responsibility.
Copy !req
904. "When I was a child,
I spake as a child,
Copy !req
905. I understood as a child,
I thought as a child,
Copy !req
906. but when I became a man,
I put away childish things."
Copy !req
907. What?
Copy !req
908. It's Corinthians 1,
Copy !req
909. chapter 13, verse 11.
No, duh.
Copy !req
910. Come on.
Copy !req
911. Phreak and Joey
are being framed.
Copy !req
912. We need your help to
figure out what's on this disk.
Copy !req
913. I can't.
Copy !req
914. Everybody who touches
that thing gets busted.
Copy !req
915. I can't afford
to get arrested. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
916. Maybe I should just go to
the bathroom or something.
Copy !req
917. What is it with you?
Copy !req
918. I know we've been playing games,
Copy !req
919. but we're supposed to be
on the same side.
Copy !req
920. And we really need your help.
Copy !req
921. I really need your help.
Copy !req
922. I'm sorry. I can't.
Copy !req
923. And just hide it
in case we get busted,
Copy !req
924. And just hide it
in case we get busted,
Copy !req
925. so we have something
to give our lawyers,
Copy !req
926. something that hasn't been
tampered with? Can you do that?
Copy !req
927. Listen, you guys,
help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Copy !req
928. Cereal has.
Copy !req
929. Thank you.
Copy !req
930. Okay, I'll copy it.
Copy !req
931. Okay, thank you.
Copy !req
932. The girl.
The girl has the disk I need.
Copy !req
933. I told you. I don't play well with others.
Copy !req
934. Turn on your laptop.
Copy !req
935. Set it to receive a file.
Copy !req
936. Lauren Murphy is
now a wanted felon
Copy !req
937. in the state of Washington.
Copy !req
938. Forgery, embezzlement,
two drug convictions,
Copy !req
939. plus she jumped parole.
Copy !req
940. When she's arrested,
she will not have a trial.
Copy !req
941. She will not pass "Go."
She will go directly to jail.
Copy !req
942. Then I change this file
back to the original,
Copy !req
943. and your mom disappears.
Copy !req
944. That's bullshit.
Copy !req
945. What can I tell you?
Copy !req
946. Computers never lie, kid.
Copy !req
947. Your mom will be
arrested at work.
Copy !req
948. She'll be handcuffed
and later strip-searched.
Copy !req
949. You lay a finger on her,
and I'll kill you.
Copy !req
950. Kid, don't threaten me.
Copy !req
951. There are worse things
than death and
Copy !req
952. I can do all of them.
Copy !req
953. Talk to me.
Copy !req
954. I got it. But, listen,
Kate didn't know what's on it.
Copy !req
955. I mean, she came to me
to figure it out.
Copy !req
956. She's not the one who planted
the virus. You leave her alone.
Copy !req
957. Hey, don't worry, kid.
Copy !req
958. If she's innocent,
she'll be fine.
Copy !req
959. Your mommy's safe now, okay?
Copy !req
960. Kate, listen.
Copy !req
961. Hold on.
Copy !req
962. - I have to tell you something.
- Hold on a sec.
Copy !req
963. Look at this.
It's so lean and clean.
Copy !req
964. - You know, it's like a hacker wrote it.
- Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
965. Come here.
Look at this.
Copy !req
966. Man, this thing is tense.
Copy !req
967. Look. That's ill, man.
Copy !req
968. It's incomplete.
Copy !req
969. This'll take me forever
and a day to figure out.
Copy !req
970. I'm gonna make some coffee.
Copy !req
971. Tag. You're in.
Copy !req
972. it isn't a virus. It's a worm.
Copy !req
973. What's this one eat?
Copy !req
974. It nibbles.
You see all of this?
Copy !req
975. This is every financial
transaction Ellingson conducts, yeah?
Copy !req
976. From million-dollar deals to
the 10 bucks that some guy pays for gas.
Copy !req
977. The worm eats a few cents
from each transaction.
Copy !req
978. No one's caught
it because the money isn't really gone.
Copy !req
979. It's just data being
shifted around.
Copy !req
980. Right. And when the worm's
ready, it zips out with the money
Copy !req
981. and erases its tracks.
Copy !req
982. Joey got cut off
before he got to that part.
Copy !req
983. Check it out. By this point,
it's already running at what,
Copy !req
984. twice the speed
as when it started?
Copy !req
985. Right. And at this rate,
it ends its run in...
Copy !req
986. Two days.
Copy !req
987. Judging by this segment
alone, man, it's already eaten about...
Copy !req
988. 21.8 million bucks, man.
Copy !req
989. Whoever wrote this
Copy !req
990. needs somebody to take the fall.
Copy !req
991. And that's Phreak and
that's Joey and that's us.
Copy !req
992. We gotta get
the rest of this file
Copy !req
993. so we can find out where the money's
going before the worm disappears,
Copy !req
994. so we can find out
who created it.
Copy !req
995. I know.
I know who wrote it!
Copy !req
996. What?
This Ellingson security creep.
Copy !req
997. I gave him a copy
of the disk you gave me.
Copy !req
998. You what?
Copy !req
999. I didn't know what was on it.
Copy !req
1000. Oh, man!
Copy !req
1001. It's universally stupid, man!
Copy !req
1002. Yo, you an amateur, man.
Copy !req
1003. Why'd he come to you?
Copy !req
1004. I got a record.
Copy !req
1005. I was Zero Cool.
Copy !req
1006. Zero Cool?
Copy !req
1007. Crashed 1,507 systems
in one day?
Copy !req
1008. Biggest crash in history.
Copy !req
1009. Front page New York Times,
August 10, 1988.
Copy !req
1010. I thought you was Black, man.
Copy !req
1011. Yo, man, this is Zero Cool!
Copy !req
1012. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
1013. That's far out.
Copy !req
1014. This is Zero Cool, man!
Copy !req
1015. Ooh!
Copy !req
1016. Yo, that's great.
Copy !req
1017. There goes MIT.
Copy !req
1018. I'll make it up!
Yeah? How?
Copy !req
1019. I'll hack the Gibson.
Copy !req
1020. Dude, they'll
trace you like that, man.
Copy !req
1021. The cops are going to find you.
Copy !req
1022. They're gonna find you
with a smoking gun.
Copy !req
1023. Fucked if I care man.
Copy !req
1024. Look, even
if you had the password.
Copy !req
1025. It'll take you 10 minutes
to get in,
Copy !req
1026. and you still gotta
find the files, man.
Copy !req
1027. I mean the cops will have you
in five minutes.
Copy !req
1028. Oh, wow, we are fried!
Copy !req
1029. Never send a boy
to do a woman's job.
Copy !req
1030. With me, we can do it in seven.
Copy !req
1031. You both screw it.
I help, we do it in six.
Copy !req
1032. Jesus, I gotta
save all your asses.
Copy !req
1033. I help, we can
do it in five minutes, man.
Copy !req
1034. Okay. Let's go shopping.
Copy !req
1035. Boom.
Copy !req
1036. You know, if I didn't
live by a strict code of honor,
Copy !req
1037. I might take advantage
of this situation.
Copy !req
1038. Erotically, as it were.
Copy !req
1039. All right, hold it right there!
Copy !req
1040. Shit!
Copy !req
1041. My subway defense system.
Copy !req
1042. She's way down there.
Copy !req
1043. Ta-da!
Copy !req
1044. Yo, brain-dead.
The manual!
Copy !req
1045. Oops.
Copy !req
1046. Hey!
Copy !req
1047. Truck!
Copy !req
1048. Find it?
Copy !req
1049. Oh. Phone's all right.
Copy !req
1050. The problem must be
somewhere else.
Copy !req
1051. They had a large chunk
of the garbage file?
Copy !req
1052. How much do they know?
Copy !req
1053. Not everything,
but enough to implicate us.
Copy !req
1054. You said the worm
was untraceable.
Copy !req
1055. Yeah, to civilians.
Copy !req
1056. But they're hackers.
Copy !req
1057. But don't worry.
Copy !req
1058. All we have to do is
launch the Da Vinci Virus,
Copy !req
1059. and then they'll all
be put away.
Copy !req
1060. Launch the Da Vinci Virus?
Copy !req
1061. You can't do that.
Copy !req
1062. No one believes the guilty.
Copy !req
1063. Besides, by the time
they realize the truth,
Copy !req
1064. we'll be long gone
with all of our money.
Copy !req
1065. Yeah, right.
Copy !req
1066. Look, there is
no right and wrong.
Copy !req
1067. There's only fun and boring.
Copy !req
1068. A 30-year prison sentence
Copy !req
1069. sounds pretty dull to me.
Copy !req
1070. Who do you prefer serves it?
Copy !req
1071. Us or them?
Copy !req
1072. Unless $5 million
Copy !req
1073. are transferred to
the following numbered account
Copy !req
1074. in seven days,
Copy !req
1075. I will capsize five tankers
in the Ellingson fleet.
Copy !req
1076. The virus
goes off tomorrow morning at 10:30
Copy !req
1077. and those hackers tried
to get into our system again.
Copy !req
1078. At this point I insist
you take more strenuous action,
Copy !req
1079. or Ellingson Mineral will
hold the Secret Service responsible.
Copy !req
1080. Get me arrest warrants
on Kate Libby, alias Acid Burn,
Copy !req
1081. Emmanuel Goldstein,
alias Cereal Killer,
Copy !req
1082. Dade Murphy,
alias Crash Override,
Copy !req
1083. also known as Zero Cool
Copy !req
1084. and Paul Cook, alias Lord Nikon.
Copy !req
1085. We pick them up
tomorrow morning at 9:00.
Copy !req
1086. - Snoop onto them...
- As they'd snoop onto us.
Copy !req
1087. Yeah, it's Kate.
Copy !req
1088. Hey, Burn.
Copy !req
1089. We got a little problem here.
Copy !req
1090. All right.
So what do we got?
Copy !req
1091. Well, we have 50 passwords,
Copy !req
1092. plus whatever
Polaroid-head here got inside Ellingson.
Copy !req
1093. Well, I got a lot, all right?
Copy !req
1094. I don't know how many, but...
Copy !req
1095. My head hurts.
Copy !req
1096. Yo, everyone, check this out.
Copy !req
1097. Hey, what's a Da Vinci Virus? What?
Copy !req
1098. Check this out. It's
a memo about how they're gonna deal
Copy !req
1099. with those oil spills
that happened on the 14th.
Copy !req
1100. What oil spills?
Copy !req
1101. Whoa, whoa. Yo,
brain-dead, today's the 13th.
Copy !req
1102. Well, this hasn't happened yet.
Copy !req
1103. Wait a minute.
The 14th?
Copy !req
1104. That's the same day
the worm ends its run.
Copy !req
1105. Da Vinci Virus...
Copy !req
1106. Didn't Phreak say that's
what he's being charged with?
Copy !req
1107. Look. "infecting ballast
programs of Ellingson tankers."
Copy !req
1108. They blame hackers!
Copy !req
1109. Damn!
Copy !req
1110. A worm and a virus?
The plot thickens.
Copy !req
1111. Whoa, whoa. Where are you goin', huh?
Copy !req
1112. I got an idea.
Copy !req
1113. Look, we got a few hours,
right, till we get arrested?
Copy !req
1114. So just stay low. I'm
going to go get some help.
Copy !req
1115. I'll beep you, okay?
Copy !req
1116. Are you coming?
Copy !req
1117. May the force
be with you, man.
Copy !req
1118. There they are!
Copy !req
1119. Razor and Blade?
They're flakes!
Copy !req
1120. They're elite!
Let's get 'em.
Copy !req
1121. You don't have the balls
to be a man!
Copy !req
1122. This is once again the man
who threw a party!
Copy !req
1123. I'm gonna do this!
Copy !req
1124. I lost them.
Copy !req
1125. Where were you?
Copy !req
1126. I don't like this.
Copy !req
1127. I definitely don't like this.
Copy !req
1128. What do you want?
Copy !req
1129. Um...
Copy !req
1130. We come in peace?
Copy !req
1131. We need your help,
if you're up to it.
Copy !req
1132. She's buff. Ballsy
Copy !req
1133. Let's keep her.
Copy !req
1134. Waste the dude.
Copy !req
1135. A virus called Da Vinci
will cause oil spills
Copy !req
1136. at 10:30 a.m.
Eastern time tomorrow.
Copy !req
1137. It's somehow connected with
the worm that's stealing the money.
Copy !req
1138. We need your help
to overload the Gibson
Copy !req
1139. so we can kill
the Da Vinci Virus
Copy !req
1140. and download the worm program.
Copy !req
1141. She's rabid, but cute.
Copy !req
1142. See, we're very busy.
Copy !req
1143. A TV network that wishes
to remain nameless
Copy !req
1144. has expressed an interest
in our show.
Copy !req
1145. Let's go, Kate.
Copy !req
1146. Wait.
Copy !req
1147. Nobody said no.
Copy !req
1148. But you are going to need
Copy !req
1149. more than just two media icons like us.
Copy !req
1150. You need an army.
Copy !req
1151. That's it.
An electronic army!
Copy !req
1152. If I were us,
I'd get on the Internet,
Copy !req
1153. send out a major
distress signal.
Copy !req
1154. Hackers of the world, unite.
Copy !req
1155. How are you gonna
take care of the cops?
Copy !req
1156. Yo, I'm blowin' up.
Copy !req
1157. It's Kate, Grand Central. Let's hit it!
Copy !req
1158. What are you doing?
The light is green!
Copy !req
1159. Yo!
Copy !req
1160. You the man, baby!
Copy !req
1161. You the man!
Copy !req
1162. Hey, Joey, you made it.
Copy !req
1163. Yo! Joey!
Copy !req
1164. All right, listen up. Use
your best viruses to buy us some time.
Copy !req
1165. We have to get into
Plague's file and copy the worm.
Copy !req
1166. All right. That was a little tension
breaker that had to be done, all right?
Copy !req
1167. Cereal.
Yeah?
Copy !req
1168. Go fix the phones.
Rogen
Copy !req
1169. Got another couple, man?
Copy !req
1170. Joey, take his place.
Copy !req
1171. - What, me?
- Take his place, man. Do it.
Copy !req
1172. - You can do it. Just do it.
- Cereal, we're counting on you.
Copy !req
1173. - Just do it.
- Ready?
Copy !req
1174. Yeah.
Copy !req
1175. All right.
Let's boot up.
Copy !req
1176. I'm shut down completely.
I'm down.
Copy !req
1177. The green light's
blinking like something's wrong.
Copy !req
1178. Viruses everywhere.
Copy !req
1179. What is it?
What's wrong?
Copy !req
1180. Nothing. It's just
a minor glitch.
Copy !req
1181. A minor glitch with you
Copy !req
1182. seems to turn into
a major catastrophe.
Copy !req
1183. There's a new virus
in the database.
Copy !req
1184. What's happening?
Copy !req
1185. It's replicating,
eating up memory. What do I do?
Copy !req
1186. Type "cookie," you idiot.
Copy !req
1187. I'll head them off at the pass.
Copy !req
1188. We have a zero bug
attacking all log-in and overlay files.
Copy !req
1189. Run an anti virus.
Give me a systems display!
Copy !req
1190. Now we've lost
sections 10 to 26.
Copy !req
1191. Nope, make that 10 to 40
Copy !req
1192. and one to six.
Copy !req
1193. Die dick-weeds!
Copy !req
1194. The rabbit is in
the administration system.
Copy !req
1195. Send a flu shot.
Copy !req
1196. Rabbit? Flu shot?
Someone talk to me.
Copy !req
1197. A rabbit replicates
till it overloads a file,
Copy !req
1198. then it spreads like cancer.
Copy !req
1199. Cancer?
Copy !req
1200. It's the Gibson.
It's finding us too fast.
Copy !req
1201. Man, there's too many
garbage files. I need more time!
Copy !req
1202. They're at
Grand Central Station, lower level.
Copy !req
1203. Don't screw up.
Copy !req
1204. Go, get out of here!
Let's go!
Copy !req
1205. Everybody, let's move!
Copy !req
1206. Move it!
Copy !req
1207. Get the hell out of the way! Come on!
Copy !req
1208. Move it!
Copy !req
1209. Game's over.
Copy !req
1210. Last chance to get out of this
without a prison sentence.
Copy !req
1211. You're not good enough
to beat me,
Copy !req
1212. you little shit.
Copy !req
1213. Yeah, maybe I'm not.
Copy !req
1214. But we are, you asshole.
Copy !req
1215. Give it up.
Copy !req
1216. Three minutes to capsize.
Copy !req
1217. Just give it up.
Copy !req
1218. Are we fashionably late?
Copy !req
1219. Okay. Let's go!
Copy !req
1220. We have massive infection.
Copy !req
1221. Multiple GPI and FSI viruses.
Copy !req
1222. They're coming in
from remote nodes.
Copy !req
1223. They're going for the kernel!
Copy !req
1224. Colonel who?
Copy !req
1225. The system command processor.
It's the brain.
Copy !req
1226. Cancer, brain,
brain, cancer.
Copy !req
1227. Belford, what's going on?
Copy !req
1228. In short, Duke, a shit storm.
Copy !req
1229. Move it! Go!
Copy !req
1230. Everybody move!
Copy !req
1231. Move! Move! Move!
Copy !req
1232. Get off the stairs!
Copy !req
1233. I found it!
Copy !req
1234. I found it!
Copy !req
1235. This is the end, my friend.
Copy !req
1236. Thank you for calling.
Copy !req
1237. Oh, shit! He got me.
Copy !req
1238. Joey's getting stupid busy.
Copy !req
1239. Out of my way!
Copy !req
1240. Joey, I need you
to drop your virus,
Copy !req
1241. go after the worm.
You're closest.
Copy !req
1242. Out of the way!
Copy !req
1243. It's root, slash,
period, workspace,
Copy !req
1244. slash, period, garbage, period.
Copy !req
1245. Out of the way!
Copy !req
1246. Let's go!
Out of the way!
Copy !req
1247. Out of the way!
Copy !req
1248. Get out of the way!
Freeze!
Copy !req
1249. Come on!
Copy !req
1250. All right. Good job.
Copy !req
1251. Kill the Gibson.
Copy !req
1252. Roger that.
Copy !req
1253. Come on, you son of a bitch,
Copy !req
1254. is that all you got, huh?
Copy !req
1255. Come on! Let's see
what else you can do!
Copy !req
1256. You talking to me? Huh?
Copy !req
1257. Are you nuts?
Come at me!
Copy !req
1258. They're in the kernel.
Copy !req
1259. Help me!
Copy !req
1260. Tankers
have stopped capsizing.
Copy !req
1261. Ballast tanks are
emptying. Should be okay.
Copy !req
1262. Little piss-ant.
Copy !req
1263. Yes!
Copy !req
1264. We did it, man.
We did it!
Copy !req
1265. Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
1266. Freeze!
Copy !req
1267. - Watch it, folks. Go on back.
- Keep it moving.
Copy !req
1268. Come on. What are
you waiting on? Let's get him in.
Copy !req
1269. They're trashing
our rights, man!
Copy !req
1270. They're trashing
the flow of data!
Copy !req
1271. They're trashing!
Trashing!
Copy !req
1272. Trashing!
Copy !req
1273. Hack the planet!
Copy !req
1274. - Hack the planet!
- Shut up and get in the car.
Copy !req
1275. Hack the planet!
Hack the planet!
Copy !req
1276. Hello?
We caught them.
Copy !req
1277. Good.
Red-handed.
Copy !req
1278. You won't be having
any more trouble from them.
Copy !req
1279. Me. All right?
I did it.
Copy !req
1280. She knows shit about computers.
Copy !req
1281. She's just my girlfriend.
Copy !req
1282. I suggest
you modify your attitude
Copy !req
1283. because you are floating
and I'm about to flush your ass.
Copy !req
1284. You've
got a Mrs. Murphy to see you, sir.
Copy !req
1285. Are you crazy?
What're you doing?
Copy !req
1286. I'm trying to help you.
Copy !req
1287. Dade?
What?
Copy !req
1288. Thanks for your help.
Copy !req
1289. Your son
is in big trouble.
Copy !req
1290. He has violated his probation
Copy !req
1291. and he has engaged
in criminal activity.
Copy !req
1292. My son happens to be a genius.
Copy !req
1293. He understands
something happening today
Copy !req
1294. that you won't comprehend
if you live to be 100.
Copy !req
1295. He would never use what
he knows to harm a living soul.
Copy !req
1296. The news crew
you requested is here.
Copy !req
1297. Oh, good. Because I have
a few things to tell them.
Copy !req
1298. Your son is facing
30 felony counts
Copy !req
1299. in an ongoing investigation.
Copy !req
1300. You face possible arrest
if you do that.
Copy !req
1301. Mister, I don't care
if I face certain death.
Copy !req
1302. Mrs. Murphy
stays right here.
Copy !req
1303. Wow, she's great.
Copy !req
1304. Yeah.
Copy !req
1305. and attacked
the Ellingson's computer network.
Copy !req
1306. Is this the last we've seen of
this type of high-tech espionage?
Copy !req
1307. Well, I'm afraid not.
Copy !req
1308. Hackers are a grave threat
to the national security.
Copy !req
1309. This incident just proves,
without a doubt,
Copy !req
1310. that we need
increased funding...
Copy !req
1311. Hold on, we're getting
interference.
Copy !req
1312. Hola, boys and girls.
Copy !req
1313. It is I, the Cereal Killer,
Copy !req
1314. making my first coast-to-coast
Copy !req
1315. worldwide global
television appearance.
Copy !req
1316. Yes, that's right.
I'm here to tell you about
Copy !req
1317. this heinous scheme hatched
from within Ellingson Mineral.
Copy !req
1318. "But for what," you ask?
Copy !req
1319. World domination? Nay.
Copy !req
1320. Something far more tacky.
Copy !req
1321. A virus called Da Vinci
that, when launched,
Copy !req
1322. would cause Ellingson Mineral
tankers to capsize,
Copy !req
1323. was to be blamed
on innocent hackers.
Copy !req
1324. But this virus was really
the smoke screen, right?
Copy !req
1325. What could be so vitally
important to protect
Copy !req
1326. that someone would create
such a nasty,
Copy !req
1327. antisocial,
very uncool virus program?
Copy !req
1328. But why? Could it be to cover
the tracks of this worm program?
Copy !req
1329. A worm that was to steal
25 million bucks.
Copy !req
1330. The password for this
hungry little sucker
Copy !req
1331. belongs to Margo Wallace...
Copy !req
1332. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1333. head of public relations
for Ellingson Mineral,
Copy !req
1334. and Eugene Belford,
computer security officer.
Copy !req
1335. Son of a bitch!
Copy !req
1336. What's this?
Copy !req
1337. Is this the unnamed account
in the Bahamas
Copy !req
1338. where the money
was to be stashed?
Copy !req
1339. I think so.
Copy !req
1340. Unlucky!
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1341. Yo, I kind of feel like God.
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1342. Plague?
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1343. Eugene?
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1344. I don't believe that.
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1345. I don't know how this happened.
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1346. Comedy of errors.
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1347. I don't even know how to
work the VCR, let alone a computer!
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1348. Get off! Look. Listen.
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1349. I'll make a deal.
Eugene Belford.
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1350. I know where his mother is.
I promise you.
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1351. Get off of me.
I need a lawyer!
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1352. Thank you.
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1353. Here you are,
Mr. Babbage.
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1354. Flight time to Tokyo
should be about 14 hours today.
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1355. Can I get you anything else?
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1356. Just a pillow, please.
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1357. Thank you.
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1358. You're welcome.
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1359. What's going on?
Let go of me. Stewardess!
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1360. I'll never fly
this airline again!
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1361. You look good in a dress.
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1362. You would have looked better.
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1363. Want to go for a swim?
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1364. I can't believe
they decided you won.
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1365. They didn't.
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1366. The guys felt it was
the only way I'd get a date.
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1367. Anyway-
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1368. You're pretty good.
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1369. You're elite.
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1370. Yeah?
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1371. You know, if you would've
said so in the beginning,
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1372. you would have saved
yourself a whole lot of trouble.
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1373. Beat that.
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1374. You know...
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1375. I've been having
these really weird...
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1376. Dreams?
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