1. You sit on your computers.Copy !req
2. Liking pictures
of smiling babies.Copy !req
3. Sharing inspirational quotes.Copy !req
4. But what you
really wanna see is death.Copy !req
5. You click on horrific
news headlines;Copy !req
6. violence, destruction,
terrorism, war!Copy !req
7. Because it makes
your shitty little livesCopy !req
8. seem that little bit
less shitty.Copy !req
9. You wanna go viral?Copy !req
10. Skizm is the virus.Copy !req
11. What the fuck is up people!Copy !req
12. My name is Mr. Longshot!Copy !req
13. And I'm Daddy Doubletaps,Copy !req
14. and we're bringing you
your daily doseCopy !req
15. - of the death toll!
- Okay right now,Copy !req
16. if you're new here,
real quick,Copy !req
17. what we do here
is we rip offCopy !req
18. Skizm's stream to bring you
our commentaryCopy !req
19. 'cause we're just the fuckin'
best at it!Copy !req
20. Here we go.Copy !req
21. Vadim versus Nix.
Head to head.Copy !req
22. Who is gonna die today?Copy !req
23. She's driving
like a fucking monster!Copy !req
24. - Nix. Nix.
- Nix. Nix.Copy !req
25. Die. Fuck you.Copy !req
26. God damn it!Copy !req
27. Fuck him.Copy !req
28. Thanks
to Skizm's tech departmentCopy !req
29. for bringing up this footage!Copy !req
30. - Abso-fucking-lutely!
- Yes.Copy !req
31. Fuck him up.Copy !req
32. Nix wins.Copy !req
33. It can be a fucked up
world out there, right?Copy !req
34. Skizm? Well that was fucked up
to the pointCopy !req
35. where it was threatening
civilization as we know it.Copy !req
36. It was unstoppable...Copy !req
37. until I came into the picture.Copy !req
38. Hey. I'm Miles.Copy !req
39. This is the story
of the worst day of my life.Copy !req
40. - Dickhead.
- Sorry.Copy !req
41. The day I became famous.Copy !req
42. When I was a kid
I wanted to be a hero.Copy !req
43. A warrior.Copy !req
44. But instead I grew up to be
a nobody.Copy !req
45. Flicking through the same
three apps on my phoneCopy !req
46. until it was time to sleep.Copy !req
47. I used to work
in video games.Copy !req
48. Sounds awesome, right?Copy !req
49. Not when you're a code monkeyCopy !req
50. for a mindlessly addictive
cell phone gameCopy !req
51. designed to steal money
from parents credit cards.Copy !req
52. The one place
I could still be a hero thoughCopy !req
53. was behind my keyboard.Copy !req
54. Trolling the trolls.Copy !req
55. Oh, shit.Copy !req
56. Um?Copy !req
57. Hey.Copy !req
58. - What the f...
- Dude!Copy !req
59. Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No.Copy !req
60. Fucking...Copy !req
61. - I'm not interrupting am I?
- No. No, no, no. Just, uh...Copy !req
62. - just checking some stuff.
- Hey, uh...Copy !req
63. can you sign
this going away card?Copy !req
64. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
65. Oops.Copy !req
66. Uh, wait.
What... What is this?Copy !req
67. We're currently downsizing
personnel.Copy !req
68. - What? By how many?
- Just one.Copy !req
69. - I didn't... But...
- Hey, relax, hombre.Copy !req
70. It's a joke!Copy !req
71. I'm just fucking with you!Copy !req
72. Oh, okay.Copy !req
73. Oh, my God your face.
Punk'd!Copy !req
74. But if I catch you
jerking around again...Copy !req
75. next card will be real.
Got that, amigo?Copy !req
76. Si. Yes.Copy !req
77. Seriously can I...
Can I borrow a pen?Copy !req
78. - Fuck you.
- Whoa!Copy !req
79. And then one night,
I hit the jackpot.Copy !req
80. Skizm.Copy !req
81. - Another Skizm...
- Skizm...Copy !req
82. - Skizm...
- Skizm...Copy !req
83. Skizm picked random
psychos, weirdos, and criminalsCopy !req
84. and made them fight each other
to the death.Copy !req
85. It was twisted and disgusting.Copy !req
86. Lee wins.Copy !req
87. The worst side
of humanity on show.Copy !req
88. Yes!Copy !req
89. So, the internet
fucking loved it.Copy !req
90. Skizm!Copy !req
91. In real life,
I couldn't hurt a fly.Copy !req
92. But behind the keys,
I was the fucking Terminator.Copy !req
93. I was the ultimate
troll hunter.Copy !req
94. I know I should have just
let it go,Copy !req
95. but I couldn't resist.Copy !req
96. Yeah.Copy !req
97. Yeah, get angry at me.Copy !req
98. Let's do this.Copy !req
99. You guys are real easy.Copy !req
100. Okay.Copy !req
101. What?Copy !req
102. Who the fuck are you, dude?Copy !req
103. Stick your dick in...Copy !req
104. a blender.Copy !req
105. Okay.Copy !req
106. Nova.Copy !req
107. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
108. Hope you like it.
It's permanent.Copy !req
109. I love it. Seriously,Copy !req
110. Seriously, why are you not
doing comics for a living?Copy !req
111. Right, just quit my job
and be another artistCopy !req
112. living on Ramen,
soaked in my own tears.Copy !req
113. I don't care,
you should just do it,Copy !req
114. your stuff is awesome.Copy !req
115. I haven't nailed
my super hero yet.Copy !req
116. - What do you mean?
- That! You!Copy !req
117. This guy?
This handsome guy right here?Copy !req
118. Um.Copy !req
119. Uh, okay, well what about,
like, uh...Copy !req
120. - I've pitched this before...
- Oh, God, don't.Copy !req
121. but Man-Man.Copy !req
122. He's a man who was bitten
by a radioactive man.Copy !req
123. And he gets superhuman powers
of manliness.Copy !req
124. - I mean...
- "My man sense is tingling."Copy !req
125. Look, don't worry, okay?Copy !req
126. This... This is
not another storyCopy !req
127. about a nerd
trying to get the girlCopy !req
128. like she's an Xbox achievement
to be unlocked.Copy !req
129. Coming.Copy !req
130. This is not a love story.Copy !req
131. Uh...Copy !req
132. Hi, I... I think
you have the wrong apartment.Copy !req
133. What the fuck.
Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
134. Well, there he is. Big Man.Copy !req
135. You scared yet?Copy !req
136. Oh, fuck. What, that comment?
No. No. Shit, no.Copy !req
137. That... That...
That was just a very dumb jokeCopy !req
138. that I... I... I did not mean.Copy !req
139. Uh, can we just, like,
forget about it?Copy !req
140. Oh, sheesh.
This is insane, right?Copy !req
141. We're being, like,
total dicks here.Copy !req
142. Why don't I just head offCopy !req
143. and you... you have a pleasant
evening, dude.Copy !req
144. Oh, what, really?Copy !req
145. Oh, God. Just out of warranty.Copy !req
146. Whoops-a-daisy.
Butterfingers.Copy !req
147. Now, your busy little handsCopy !req
148. they need to be taught a lesson.Copy !req
149. No, no, no, no, no!
Please don't smash my hands.Copy !req
150. No, no,
I really like using them.Copy !req
151. No, relax, Miles. We didn't come
here to smash your hands.Copy !req
152. Why did you tell me to bring
a hand smashing-hammer then?Copy !req
153. I got something
even better planned for you.Copy !req
154. Knock his ass out.Copy !req
155. Wait, no, no. Seriously guys,Copy !req
156. you don't need to do this to me.
I... I'm...Copy !req
157. Shit!Copy !req
158. That usually knocks 'em cold!Copy !req
159. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
160. What?Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. Fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
163. What?Copy !req
164. Fun factoid: gun shotsCopy !req
165. are way louder
than in the movies.Copy !req
166. In real life,
Rambo would not beCopy !req
167. killing guerilla fighters,Copy !req
168. he would be
learning sign language.Copy !req
169. Oh, God damn,
I missed you, oxygen.Copy !req
170. And you have 24 hours
to kill her.Copy !req
171. If you fail, you die.Copy !req
172. Try to leave the city, you die.Copy !req
173. Succeed, we let you in.Copy !req
174. What the fuck is Nix?Copy !req
175. Nix wins.Copy !req
176. There we go,
that's another winCopy !req
177. for Nix against Gask.Copy !req
178. And that
takes her to the topCopy !req
179. of the leaderboard.Copy !req
180. Yeah, again
are we really surprised?Copy !req
181. Yeah, Nix. I love you.Copy !req
182. Nix!Copy !req
183. an apparent
drug heist, leaving 26 dead.Copy !req
184. Police have now zeroed inCopy !req
185. on Nix Degraves
as the sole suspect.Copy !req
186. Degraves was found criminally
insane at age 13.Copy !req
187. She recently escaped from
a maximum-security facilityCopy !req
188. and has since gained notorietyCopy !req
189. as one of the most successful
contestantsCopy !req
190. of the underground
fight club, Skizm.Copy !req
191. She is heavily armed
and extremely dangerous.Copy !req
192. This is good.Copy !req
193. Detective Garret,
please reportCopy !req
194. to the Captain's office.Copy !req
195. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
196. Okay.Copy !req
197. Careful.Copy !req
198. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
199. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
200. Wow. Doesn't matter,Copy !req
201. just don't shoot yourself
in the dick.Copy !req
202. Okay.Copy !req
203. Woah! No! No!Copy !req
204. No!Copy !req
205. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
206. Fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
207. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck!Copy !req
208. Damn it.Copy !req
209. Oh, God!Copy !req
210. Fuck!Copy !req
211. - Nice fap-cave.
- You shot me!Copy !req
212. You actually fucking shot me?Copy !req
213. Okay, please. I... I...Copy !req
214. I don't want anything to do
with Skizm.Copy !req
215. Okay, I'm... I'm...
I'm not a fighter.Copy !req
216. I'm a nobody.Copy !req
217. Yeah. Why are you dual wielding
pieces then, Mister Hard boiled?Copy !req
218. Oh, these? No, no, no.
These... See? They drugged meCopy !req
219. and they drilled these
onto my hands.Copy !req
220. Like right through my...
Shit.Copy !req
221. I... I think I need
some antiseptic or something.Copy !req
222. They're all... They're all red
and sore.Copy !req
223. - Oh, that's rough, fuck boy.
- So, how about you and me,Copy !req
224. we can just, like,
truce things outCopy !req
225. and you can stop
destroying my things.Copy !req
226. Or just, like, shoot around
the really rare stuff?Copy !req
227. Okay. Here's what we'll do.Copy !req
228. Take a few minutes.Copy !req
229. - Breathe. Relax.
- Okay.Copy !req
230. And then go take a shit
because there's nothing worseCopy !req
231. than shooting
a poop-filled corpse.Copy !req
232. It's like a hitting
a turd piñata.Copy !req
233. After, I'll just sit you down
nice and easyCopy !req
234. and shoot you
in the fucking brain stem.Copy !req
235. Fuck!Copy !req
236. Shit! What the fuck?Copy !req
237. Fuck!Copy !req
238. And we're back,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
239. A brand-new match,
the new guy Miles Harris...Copy !req
240. Who is that, Lily?
Never heard of him.Copy !req
241. This Miles Harris
kid is a joke.Copy !req
242. Man, I can't even
remember the last timeCopy !req
243. I walked outside
without my face in my phone.Copy !req
244. Everything looks so HD.Copy !req
245. Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
246. Hey, I need help!
Someone's trying to kill me!Copy !req
247. - Hey, drop your guns.
- Oh, right. Shit.Copy !req
248. - Drop 'em now!
- No, no, no. Please.Copy !req
249. No!Copy !req
250. - Will they take out Miles?
- What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
251. We can all say,Copy !req
252. give Miles Harris
a salute, I think.Copy !req
253. Mom used to say,
always wear clean underwearCopy !req
254. in case you get in an accident.Copy !req
255. I'm going to add her to
the list of people I let down.Copy !req
256. - You think he's a crack head?
- Definitely.Copy !req
257. - Hey!
- Dispatch. We have a 918.Copy !req
258. Suspect is armed and dangerous.Copy !req
259. Ladies and Gentlemen,
I can't believe it,Copy !req
260. but we actually have a show
for you today,Copy !req
261. Miles is running
from the fucking cops!Copy !req
262. Look at him.
Running like a bitch.Copy !req
263. Freeze!Copy !req
264. - I'm gonna shoot!
- Please don't!Copy !req
265. Freeze! Stop now!Copy !req
266. Oh, no.Copy !req
267. Idiot.Copy !req
268. Oh, no. Oh, shit.Copy !req
269. No, sir.
Oh, God.Copy !req
270. Are you... Are you okay?Copy !req
271. Oh, God no you're not.Copy !req
272. - Whoa, fuck. Fuck.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
273. These... These...
These are just my hands.Copy !req
274. You're fine. You're fine.
I'm not going to doCopy !req
275. anything else to you.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
276. Just try...
Just lie and hold that, okay?Copy !req
277. Okay. I'm sure they're coming
for you right now.Copy !req
278. Oh, yeah they are.
Okay, I have to go now.Copy !req
279. - Bye. Bye-bye.
- Shit.Copy !req
280. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
281. Nova. Oh, no.Copy !req
282. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
283. Nova, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
284. No.Copy !req
285. Nova. Nova.Copy !req
286. Holy shit.Copy !req
287. - Hey.
- Miles?Copy !req
288. Oh. Oh, God.Copy !req
289. I'm sorry I'm late.
Alarms and stuff.Copy !req
290. Shit.Copy !req
291. - Go. Drive now.
- Relax. Relax.Copy !req
292. - You have to drive.
- I'm not driving anywhereCopy !req
293. until you chill.Copy !req
294. Okay, cool. I'm cool.Copy !req
295. Go to 7th and Shadwell,
give me Miles.Copy !req
296. So...Copy !req
297. Unsure how to broach this,
I can't help but noticeCopy !req
298. you aren't wearing pants.Copy !req
299. Oh, yes. Yeah.Copy !req
300. No there was a fire alarm
at my apartment.Copy !req
301. I got locked out of my building.
Mondays, right?Copy !req
302. I feel ya!
It's actually Thursday, though.Copy !req
303. Do you still have
one of my spare inhalers?Copy !req
304. Uh, maybe. Check my handbag.
Down there.Copy !req
305. Uh, could you just
grab it for me?Copy !req
306. I was up all night, last night
coding. I have terrible RSI.Copy !req
307. Right. Some vigorous coding.Copy !req
308. Yeah.Copy !req
309. - Here.
- Oh, I'm sorry, could you do it?Copy !req
310. - Right.
- Thanks.Copy !req
311. Oh, shit, thank you.Copy !req
312. - Okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
313. - Why don't you hold onto that.
- Oh, yeah, thanks.Copy !req
314. - It's really good to see you.
- This was a mistake.Copy !req
315. - Oh. Okay.
- I shouldn't have messaged you.Copy !req
316. - I'll drop you home.
- No. No. Please don't.Copy !req
317. I can't go back there right now,
it's very crazy for me.Copy !req
318. How about we just hang
at your place?Copy !req
319. No. Miles,
You just need to move on.Copy !req
320. - Oh.
- I mean,Copy !req
321. why don't you just meet
someone new, I don't know.Copy !req
322. Okay, I mean...Copy !req
323. Here's the thing.
I kind of did meet somebody new.Copy !req
324. - Oh? Do... Do I know her?
- Uh...Copy !req
325. - What's her name?
- Her name is NixCopy !req
326. and she's actually trying
to kill me.Copy !req
327. So, these guys from Skizm
came to my house last night,Copy !req
328. they're making me fight her.Copy !req
329. - Skizm?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
330. - Miles, you joined Skizm?
- Yes...Copy !req
331. - No. No. No way.
- What is wrong with you?Copy !req
332. I did not join.Copy !req
333. Are you out of your
freaking mind?Copy !req
334. No, no, no. I did not join.
They're forcing... Okay, um...Copy !req
335. Can I...
Can I show you something?Copy !req
336. But you have to promise me
to be cool with it.Copy !req
337. Sure.Copy !req
338. Okay, just be prepared,
all right? Don't freak.Copy !req
339. Do I look like I'm freaking?Copy !req
340. Okay, this is fair warning.
Okay.Copy !req
341. What the fuck, Miles?Copy !req
342. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
343. - Fuck!
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
344. I said don't freak out!
God!Copy !req
345. Put me through
to the police.Copy !req
346. Nova!Copy !req
347. Nova!Copy !req
348. I've never seen
anything like thisCopy !req
349. in the history of Skizm.Copy !req
350. Look, Miles Harris just jumped
into a fucking clothes bin!Copy !req
351. This guy is absolute trash.Copy !req
352. I really like this,
this is fucking unbelievable.Copy !req
353. Keep those comments coming
in everybody,Copy !req
354. let us know what you
think's gonna happen next.Copy !req
355. That's enough,
cut to camera four.Copy !req
356. - Cutting to four.
- Stay on Miles.Copy !req
357. It's an inanimate fucking
clothing bin.Copy !req
358. Hardly must-see TV.Copy !req
359. Can you just let me do my job?Copy !req
360. I'm directing here.Copy !req
361. - Do what he says.
- How do you even breatheCopy !req
362. with that stupid gimp mask on?Copy !req
363. Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface
take his mask off,Copy !req
364. you might not sleep so well
afterwards.Copy !req
365. Look, just let me do my thing.
Okay?Copy !req
366. You do yours.Copy !req
367. Stand around looking like
end-level bossesCopy !req
368. from Streets of Rage.Copy !req
369. You couldn't direct my cock
into a top hat,Copy !req
370. you talentless piece of shit.Copy !req
371. Having trouble
breathing?Copy !req
372. This is good, get a camera.Copy !req
373. Get this on camera.
This is good.Copy !req
374. Hurry up and get
a fucking camera!Copy !req
375. Is this on panorama?
How do we get it back to video?Copy !req
376. Swipe at the bottom.Copy !req
377. - Oh, shit the app just crashed.
- Hurry the fuck up.Copy !req
378. - Jesus, Dane!
- This is great!Copy !req
379. Go to seven.Copy !req
380. Well, either he'll run and die,Copy !req
381. he'll fight and die,Copy !req
382. or he'll puss out and die.Copy !req
383. Just as long as the viewers
enjoy the show.Copy !req
384. Oh, Miles.Copy !req
385. We know you're in there.Copy !req
386. Fuck.Copy !req
387. Fuck! Fuck this!Copy !req
388. Fuck everything.Copy !req
389. I wouldn't do
that if I was you.Copy !req
390. - Why shouldn't I?
- Huh?Copy !req
391. - Why shouldn't I?
- Well, the angle's all wrong.Copy !req
392. You won't hit your brain.Copy !req
393. You'll just end up blowing
your damn face off.Copy !req
394. Oh. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
395. And then you'll still
be depressed.Copy !req
396. Even more depressed probably,
because of your fucked-up face.Copy !req
397. Try and angle it right
to the rear, base of the head.Copy !req
398. Okay.Copy !req
399. Okay, you know way too much
about this.Copy !req
400. Just trying to be helpful, man.Copy !req
401. Hey, look this is going to sound
really fucking weird,Copy !req
402. but could you help dress me?Copy !req
403. I have guns bolted to my hands.Copy !req
404. This whole deal.Copy !req
405. Yeah, you're right. That does
sound pretty fucking weird.Copy !req
406. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
407. Turn it off. I've seen enough.Copy !req
408. Seems like
your boyfriend's got himselfCopy !req
409. into some pretty deep shit.Copy !req
410. None of this makes sense.
I mean, this isn't Miles.Copy !req
411. That's all Nova,
you're free to go.Copy !req
412. - That's it?
- Well, obviouslyCopy !req
413. if he calls you, you get in
touch with us right away, okay?Copy !req
414. Look, Miles has issues
but he's a good guy.Copy !req
415. Just bring him in alive, okay?Copy !req
416. Well, we'll do our best.Copy !req
417. Hack her phone.
Have her followed 24/7.Copy !req
418. Oh, come on.Copy !req
419. You really think
he's gonna make contact?Copy !req
420. Nix is after this guy,
we need to get to him first.Copy !req
421. You want a double bow
on that buddy or?Copy !req
422. Uh, that should be fine,
thanks.Copy !req
423. Fuck, brother, it sounds like
you're in some deep shit.Copy !req
424. Yeah, I just...
I... I can't face violence.Copy !req
425. You know, not...
not in real life.Copy !req
426. Hey, you don't have anything
to eat, do you?Copy !req
427. Well, let's have a look
at the pantry.Copy !req
428. Oh, here we go.
Half a cold hotdog.Copy !req
429. Um, you don't have a vegetarian
option, do you?Copy !req
430. So, you don't believe
in violenceCopy !req
431. - or eating meat.
- I don't like, uh,Copy !req
432. contributing to the suffering
in the world, I guess.Copy !req
433. Well, that's a great
philosophy man.Copy !req
434. But most people in the world,Copy !req
435. they just eat whatever
they can get.Copy !req
436. And it's one thing to say
you can't face violence.Copy !req
437. But when it faces you,
you better be ready.Copy !req
438. - You a Citrus Hill fan?
- Who?Copy !req
439. - Right, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
440. Okay, fuck it. Can you just
push it into my mouth?Copy !req
441. Seriously?
I just fucking dressed you,Copy !req
442. now you want me to feed you?Copy !req
443. What's next, you want me
to wipe your arse?Copy !req
444. - That could be really useful...
- Don't even talk about it.Copy !req
445. Okay.Copy !req
446. - Ah! Fuck!
- Ah! So close.Copy !req
447. That's still you know,
10 second rule.Copy !req
448. Yup. Okay.Copy !req
449. That's it, yeah.Copy !req
450. Yeah, channel your animal side.Copy !req
451. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
452. Cause it's a dog eat
dog world out here.Copy !req
453. What kind of meat did they make
that from?Copy !req
454. I don't know but it's been
in here for 8 months.Copy !req
455. Good to finally get rid of it.Copy !req
456. Hey, you don't happen
to know anythingCopy !req
457. about GPS tracking, do you?Copy !req
458. Pretty sure I'm being bugged.Copy !req
459. Oh, I see how it is.Copy !req
460. You assume because I'm homeless,
I don't know nothingCopy !req
461. about dumb stupid GPS tracking
bullshit.Copy !req
462. I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
463. For all you know, I could be
a savant programmerCopy !req
464. who got screwed after my startup
went bust.Copy !req
465. I'm so sorry. Are you?Copy !req
466. What? No!Copy !req
467. I spend all of my time getting
fucked up on a bunch of crack.Copy !req
468. - Oh. Good for you.
- Wanna smoke some crack?Copy !req
469. - Ahh...
- Yes.Copy !req
470. I'm good. The...
The hotdog was... was enough.Copy !req
471. Hey. Watch it, asshole.Copy !req
472. Shit. Fuck it's you.Copy !req
473. Hey, why don't you stop running,
Edward Gun-hands?Copy !req
474. Psst. Hey.Copy !req
475. Fuck, dude. What the hell?Copy !req
476. Where've you been all day?
Zander is pissed.Copy !req
477. I'm in some trouble, man.
I think I'm being tracked.Copy !req
478. - By?
- Don't worry about that.Copy !req
479. Just... If you were gonna stalk
someone, how would you do it?Copy !req
480. Okay, who told you
I was stalking them?Copy !req
481. Was it Laura?
Because she's a liar.Copy !req
482. No, no, no. No. Dude, focus.
How would you track me?Copy !req
483. Easiest way, malware on your
cell, you could do it remotely.Copy !req
484. - You have it on you?
- Ah, yeah.Copy !req
485. Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah,
it's in my front jeans pocket.Copy !req
486. - Can you just grab it?
- No. Fuck, no.Copy !req
487. - Just pass the phone dude.
- I can't.Copy !req
488. I just... There was a...
I...Copy !req
489. glued my hands
inside my jacket.Copy !req
490. You did both of your hands.Copy !req
491. - Mm-hmm.
- How is that possible?Copy !req
492. No, I know. It was...
It was really complicated.Copy !req
493. There were holes in the inside
of my pockets,Copy !req
494. so I just glued them together
and then I put the jacket onCopy !req
495. and I forgot and I got drunk
and I fell asleepCopy !req
496. with my hands in my pockets.
And now, here we are.Copy !req
497. - Just...
- No, no, no. I'm not... no.Copy !req
498. - I don't want to.
- Stop being a dick about it,Copy !req
499. just stick your fingers
in there. Come on.Copy !req
500. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
501. Oh, God, it's deep in there.Copy !req
502. It's so tight. Oh, man.Copy !req
503. Oh, it's still warm
from your thigh.Copy !req
504. Beginning.Copy !req
505. Okay, okay, so?Copy !req
506. This is not Hackers dude, okay?Copy !req
507. This search will take a while.
Hours, you know, maybe...Copy !req
508. - Malware found.
- Oh, it's done.Copy !req
509. - This is some advanced shit.
- Okay, can you delete it?Copy !req
510. Of course I can. Unless you want
to able to reactivate it later?Copy !req
511. We could set up a quick app
so you could flick it on.Copy !req
512. No. No. Just get rid of it.
Um...Copy !req
513. Okay, yeah, no, that could be
handy, do that one.Copy !req
514. Hey, Miles.Copy !req
515. - Zander.
- So, it's 4:00 p.m.Copy !req
516. And you come in looking like
complete shit.Copy !req
517. You on drugs?Copy !req
518. You speed-balling the NDNA
straight into your eyeballs?Copy !req
519. - I've been sick. Okay?
- Sick?Copy !req
520. You okay little man?Copy !req
521. Why don't you take the rest
of the day off, huh?Copy !req
522. Or you could just fuck
the fuck off forever.Copy !req
523. Cops are looking for you.Copy !req
524. Seems like you're in some
deep shit now.Copy !req
525. I always knew you were
a fuck-up.Copy !req
526. - Let me go.
- What you gonna do? Take me on?Copy !req
527. You gonna hit me, amigo?
You El Loco?Copy !req
528. Oh, shut the fuck up!
Stop pretendingCopy !req
529. you speak fucking Spanish,Copy !req
530. - you fucking idiot!
- Okay, I'm sorry,Copy !req
531. - please don't kill me.
- You put me downCopy !req
532. every time
I come in that door,Copy !req
533. you docked my pay for attending
my mother's funeral,Copy !req
534. and you hit on my girlfriend
in front me!Copy !req
535. I am so sick of you
and all of your fucking shit!Copy !req
536. Fuck you!
And fuck that fucking chipmunk!Copy !req
537. Squirrel.Copy !req
538. Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
539. Just stop being a dick, okay?Copy !req
540. Oh, my God.Copy !req
541. Fuck.Copy !req
542. My phone. Stick it in my pocket.Copy !req
543. - Really?
- Yes, really! Fucking do it.Copy !req
544. You know, you lied to me.
You said you glued your hands.Copy !req
545. Boo.Copy !req
546. I need to get out of here.
You cover me.Copy !req
547. Fucking cover you?
Wait, what am I going to do,Copy !req
548. cap her ass with a staple gun?Copy !req
549. Mistakes were made...Copy !req
550. I mean seriously,Copy !req
551. round of a-fucking-plause
for Nerf guy.Copy !req
552. He's my new
favoriteCopy !req
553. I gotta say, I gotta say.Copy !req
554. Here we see,
the little bitches,Copy !req
555. emerging from their caveCopy !req
556. after doing jack shit.Copy !req
557. - Yoo-hoo.
- This is becomingCopy !req
558. a fucking legendary match here.Copy !req
559. Miles Harris,
the fucking newbieCopy !req
560. - on the block...
- Oh, here go.Copy !req
561. Hey, stop.
Get out of the car.Copy !req
562. Please.
Come on. Please, get out.Copy !req
563. Thank you.Copy !req
564. Thank you very much, sorry.Copy !req
565. Oh, fuck...Copy !req
566. Oh, come on!Copy !req
567. No.Copy !req
568. Oh, shit.Copy !req
569. - Fucker!
- Sorry.Copy !req
570. This is good.Copy !req
571. Oh, shit.Copy !req
572. Stop shooting at me!Copy !req
573. Go on!
Fucking yeah!Copy !req
574. Suck it, loser.Copy !req
575. Oh. Uh, no, dude...Copy !req
576. What're you...
What're you doing?Copy !req
577. No. Jesus, that's not...
No!Copy !req
578. Oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
579. Shit.Copy !req
580. Did I win?Copy !req
581. Uh, Jesus.Copy !req
582. Stop running,
you little chicken shit.Copy !req
583. Fuck!Copy !req
584. Think you're fucking fast,
ain't ya?Copy !req
585. - Fuck.
- Well that shot was pathetic.Copy !req
586. All right, I'm just saying this
because I'm honestlyCopy !req
587. so fucking
embarrassed for you,Copy !req
588. relax your damn arms, elbow
slightly bent nearly straight.Copy !req
589. - Shut up.
- And those two littleCopy !req
590. sight things on the barrelCopy !req
591. aren't just for decoration
you know.Copy !req
592. Shut up. Stop trying to help me.Copy !req
593. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
594. Congratulations.
I think you've just discoveredCopy !req
595. a whole new level
of retardation.Copy !req
596. That word is not okay.Copy !req
597. It's okay
if you shoot like one.Copy !req
598. Fuck off.
Please. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
599. Okay, I haven't done anything
to you.Copy !req
600. I gotta kill you.
Every cop in the countryCopy !req
601. - is looking to end me, so...
- Yeah, that's not my fault!Copy !req
602. Skizm said they would wipe
my slate cleanCopy !req
603. - after I bury your ass.
- Oh, that's what they told you?Copy !req
604. What, so you're just like
their minion?Copy !req
605. What, like those yellow butt
plug things from the movies?Copy !req
606. No. No, I mean you're like
their... their lackey.Copy !req
607. I'm no one's lackey.Copy !req
608. God damn you.Copy !req
609. Fuck.Copy !req
610. Hey.Copy !req
611. Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am!
Fuck.Copy !req
612. Hey! Excuse me, please!Copy !req
613. No, no, no!Copy !req
614. I mean, I get it.Copy !req
615. - Miles?
- Hey.Copy !req
616. Oh, my God. Are you okay?
You're like...Copy !req
617. You're all over the news,
what are you doingCopy !req
618. running around with guns,
like a crazy person?Copy !req
619. They bolted these things
to my hands,Copy !req
620. is what I was trying
to tell you.Copy !req
621. "Bolted"?
What do you mean "bolted"?Copy !req
622. I mean like they went to town
on my handsCopy !req
623. with some Home Depot supplies.Copy !req
624. Oh, fuck, you were trying
to tell me in the car.Copy !req
625. Yeah. Yeah I did.Copy !req
626. Look, Miles,
the cops are looking for you.Copy !req
627. Okay, just...
Just turn yourself in.Copy !req
628. - They'll protect you.
- I can't.Copy !req
629. I'm actually...
I'm just leaving town.Copy !req
630. I just called to say, goodbyeCopy !req
631. - and, uh... thanks.
- Thanks?Copy !req
632. For being with me, for making me
a much better person.Copy !req
633. Don't say that.Copy !req
634. You were always that person.Copy !req
635. I don't know what trouble
you're inCopy !req
636. but you can't keep running
from...Copy !req
637. Nova! Hello?Copy !req
638. Oh, hello.Copy !req
639. I'm sorry but Nova can't come
to the phone right now.Copy !req
640. Oh, fucking you again.
Leave Nova out of this.Copy !req
641. Shut your fucking whine hole
and fight.Copy !req
642. You need to get your head out
of your ass, Miles,Copy !req
643. and grow a set of balls.Copy !req
644. Now, you got five hours
to kill Nix.Copy !req
645. Otherwise we're gonna
let Dane hereCopy !req
646. start cutting pieces off
your bitch.Copy !req
647. Hey! Oh, ho, ho!Copy !req
648. Are you on Instagram?Copy !req
649. Add me
and I'll send you updates.Copy !req
650. Just run, Mil...!Copy !req
651. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
652. Okay, think.Copy !req
653. No, no, come on,
think, think, think.Copy !req
654. Activated.Copy !req
655. 911 what's your emergency?Copy !req
656. Uh, hello,
my name is Miles Harris,Copy !req
657. I think the police
are looking for me.Copy !req
658. Can you tell them I know
where Nix is going to beCopy !req
659. in like 10 minutes.Copy !req
660. They will know what that means.Copy !req
661. - Okay.
- Sir,Copy !req
662. - please stay on the line.
- Bye-bye, Nix.Copy !req
663. Hello,
are you still there?Copy !req
664. I hope it's a quick death.Copy !req
665. Or not, actually.Copy !req
666. There you go, bro.Copy !req
667. That shit'll make
your pubes go straightCopy !req
668. Who the fuck is this dick wad?Copy !req
669. I'm nobody!
I'm just leaving. Uh...Copy !req
670. What the fuck!
You trying to fuck us?Copy !req
671. What the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck is in your mouth,Copy !req
672. I can't understand
a fucking word.Copy !req
673. You trying to fuck us?Copy !req
674. I'm not trying
to fuck you, Grim!Copy !req
675. I don't know this shit head!Copy !req
676. And how do I know
you're not trying to fuck us?Copy !req
677. I'm not here to fuck
anybody, guys!Copy !req
678. I'm just...
I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
679. Stay the fuck
where you are!Copy !req
680. Okay.Copy !req
681. I will bust you
right in the mouth!Copy !req
682. What do we do then?Copy !req
683. Uh, you know what, guys,
actually things are aboutCopy !req
684. to get really crazy here,
we should all bail.Copy !req
685. - Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
686. Sit the fuck down,
little asshole!Copy !req
687. Okay, Grim...Copy !req
688. We both shoot him in the face
at the same time.Copy !req
689. Wait! What?Copy !req
690. On the count of three, ready?Copy !req
691. - One!
- Oh no, no, no. Please!Copy !req
692. - Two!
- Wait!Copy !req
693. Six! Nine! Eight!
Twenty-seven!Copy !req
694. Five! Eleven-teen!Copy !req
695. Oh, shit...Copy !req
696. Who the fuck
is this crazy whore?Copy !req
697. Oh, God! You've killed us all.Copy !req
698. Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy!Copy !req
699. Suck my clit!Copy !req
700. No one is killing
fuck boy here.Copy !req
701. Yay!Copy !req
702. - Except me, of course!
- Oh.Copy !req
703. Fuck!Copy !req
704. God damn, that sound
gives me such a hard on.Copy !req
705. Little fucker!Copy !req
706. Fuck.Copy !req
707. Oh, shit!Copy !req
708. No re-spawns,
no one-ups,Copy !req
709. no extra lives.Copy !req
710. I just killed this fucking guy.Copy !req
711. - Those things, they hurt?
- What do you think?Copy !req
712. Skizm do that?Copy !req
713. Yes, Skizm did that,
you think I did this to myself?Copy !req
714. I guess drilling the second one
in would be a little difficult.Copy !req
715. How do we proceed?Copy !req
716. Oh, you know what,
I got an idea about that.Copy !req
717. How about we take these
fucking things off my hands!Copy !req
718. Look, they have my girlfriend,
okay?Copy !req
719. My ex... ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
720. Whatever.
Just let me help you, please.Copy !req
721. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
722. Oh, uh, detective,
you missed the turn off.Copy !req
723. We ain't headed
to the hospital anymore.Copy !req
724. What? Why not?Copy !req
725. Nix is after you, right?Copy !req
726. We're after Nix.Copy !req
727. Change of plan, sweetheart.Copy !req
728. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
So I'm just bait now?Copy !req
729. That seems very not legal
for police officers.Copy !req
730. Miles I want to tell you
a story about my wife.Copy !req
731. Ah, I don't give a shit
about your wife.Copy !req
732. Sorry, dude, can we get these
fucking things off my hands?Copy !req
733. Sixteen years ago,
I'm chasing this gang.Copy !req
734. Right? I bust 'em.Copy !req
735. Their leader was this
psychopathic little dirt bagCopy !req
736. covered in tattoos.Copy !req
737. Went by the name of Riktor.Copy !req
738. Now I gots the bad guys,
that's my job, I'm a cop.Copy !req
739. But Riktor...Copy !req
740. he takes it very personally.Copy !req
741. He makes bail,
they track my wife and kids...Copy !req
742. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
743. Burn, baby, burn.Copy !req
744. I managed to get
my daughter out.Copy !req
745. My wife and son were gone.Copy !req
746. Nix was gone too
in a different way.Copy !req
747. Wait, Nix is your daughter?Copy !req
748. Tried to get her the help
she needed.Copy !req
749. But it was never enough.Copy !req
750. She's my flesh and blood,
I have to stop her.Copy !req
751. Uh-oh, looks like
Miles has been taken awayCopy !req
752. by the pigs.Copy !req
753. I mean, seriously, generally
such a disappointment.Copy !req
754. Hey!Copy !req
755. You look like a fighter.
Hmm?Copy !req
756. Maybe you could be
our next player.Copy !req
757. The cops are watching my house,
idiot.Copy !req
758. They would have followed you,
they probably have the placeCopy !req
759. surrounded already!Copy !req
760. - The cops?
- Yeah.Copy !req
761. Surrounded?Copy !req
762. Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do
a poo-poo in my pantaloons!Copy !req
763. The actual cops?Copy !req
764. Oh, my God! The cops!Copy !req
765. Who the fuck do you think
owns the fucking cops?Copy !req
766. - What?
- Dane, kill the drones.Copy !req
767. Yes, boss!Copy !req
768. We need to keep our cover.Copy !req
769. Hang on,
I think we just lost the streamCopy !req
770. - ladies and gentlemen.
- Yeah,Copy !req
771. we're gonna get this back.
We're gonna get this back.Copy !req
772. Hey, Stanton,
where the fuck are we?Copy !req
773. Fuck!Copy !req
774. Fuck!
Holy shit, dude!Copy !req
775. What the actual fuck?Copy !req
776. Is that look supposed
to fucking explain something?Copy !req
777. People keep fucking dying on me!Copy !req
778. What the...
Okay, fuck.Copy !req
779. Yes!
Okay.Copy !req
780. Stop your whining,
you millennial piece of shit!Copy !req
781. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
782. Hey there, big guy!Copy !req
783. Rule number 1.
Do not, I repeat do not,Copy !req
784. under any circumstances
talk to the fucking pigs!Copy !req
785. You got that?Copy !req
786. Now we should get Stanton there
to give you an extreme makeoverCopy !req
787. with the butt of his Glock!Copy !req
788. But I see something
in you, Miles, you know?Copy !req
789. Potential.Copy !req
790. So I've decided to give you...Copy !req
791. another chance.Copy !req
792. Fuck you!
Where's Nova?Copy !req
793. - It's pre-recorded asshole!
- Oh!Copy !req
794. Welcome to the
lightening round!Copy !req
795. Somewhere in this city,
we've got your bitch!Copy !req
796. You've got 30 minutes,
that is 30 minutes to kill Nix.Copy !req
797. Or we take Nova apart
piece by fucking piece!Copy !req
798. No!Copy !req
799. Put a filter on that,
make me look good.Copy !req
800. It might have been a bit
over the top.Copy !req
801. Fuck!Copy !req
802. Nova...Copy !req
803. Boom.Copy !req
804. Happy hunting, shit head.Copy !req
805. Huh, bullet proof vest.Copy !req
806. It did not help much.Copy !req
807. Hey!Copy !req
808. Password is telefrak.
Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K,Copy !req
809. you got it.Copy !req
810. Yeah, click there,
Nova's iPhone.Copy !req
811. Girlfriend know
you're stalking her?Copy !req
812. Ex, actually, and it's none
of your business.Copy !req
813. Okay, Warwick and 7th.Copy !req
814. Great, thank you.Copy !req
815. - Oh, shit!
- What?Copy !req
816. You're him, right?Copy !req
817. Guns Akimbo dude!Copy !req
818. You're famous!Copy !req
819. Look at those numbers!Copy !req
820. Seven million viewers
and counting!Copy !req
821. You're the most watched
Skizm contestant ever!Copy !req
822. That many people
are watching me?Copy !req
823. I've never seen
anything like it!Copy !req
824. - Hey, can I get a selfie?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
825. Let her go!Copy !req
826. I'll fight Nix!
Just please, let her go!Copy !req
827. No!Copy !req
828. Quit your running
and fight, or you're next.Copy !req
829. Whoo!Copy !req
830. Shit!Copy !req
831. Nova.Copy !req
832. My ex.Copy !req
833. She dyed her hair
to look like a sunrise.Copy !req
834. Always somehow
smelled of incenseCopy !req
835. and freshly opened
packs of gum.Copy !req
836. Oh, shit, Hadley.Copy !req
837. The list of people
I've let downCopy !req
838. is getting longer
by the minute.Copy !req
839. Suddenly, I knew what to do.Copy !req
840. Now I could end this
once and for all.Copy !req
841. Activated.Copy !req
842. Your tracker's back on.Copy !req
843. Neat location, by the way.Copy !req
844. What, you couldn't find
a classic rooftopCopy !req
845. for your final showdown,
fuckboy?Copy !req
846. God!
Stop calling me fuckboy, okay?Copy !req
847. I don't even know
what that means!Copy !req
848. Whoa...Copy !req
849. I thought we were going
to talk it out for a bit?Copy !req
850. Exchange some banter.Copy !req
851. Some obligatory
pre-gunfight foreplay.Copy !req
852. You want to get straight
to the shooting?Copy !req
853. No. No, look I need your help.Copy !req
854. My help?Copy !req
855. Skizm is going to kill us both!Copy !req
856. Together we might have a chance.Copy !req
857. You know, let's...
Let's team up.Copy !req
858. I got a much better chance
if I'm with you.Copy !req
859. I know that.
So, you in?Copy !req
860. Um...Copy !req
861. well, no.Copy !req
862. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
863. Yabba-dabba-do!Copy !req
864. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
865. Guns Akimbo dude was here.Copy !req
866. I met him!Copy !req
867. Oh!Copy !req
868. No!Copy !req
869. This is so unfair!Copy !req
870. It's just a game, bro.
It's just a game.Copy !req
871. Yes! Serves you right, asshole!Copy !req
872. And that is Miles
out of the game.Copy !req
873. Well that took longer
than I thought.Copy !req
874. Let's go get some cocaine!Copy !req
875. Miles Harris...Copy !req
876. - I'm not happy!
- Oh!Copy !req
877. That's some bullshit,Copy !req
878. I'm sorry but that's
fucking bullshit!Copy !req
879. No, that's the game
of Skizm, man!Copy !req
880. No, no. I really started
to like the fucking guy!Copy !req
881. Fuck the game! God damn it!Copy !req
882. That's Skizm for you. Miles...Copy !req
883. Get a cleanup squad
on Miles's body.Copy !req
884. Get a squad on Nix too!Copy !req
885. Ice that fucking bitch!Copy !req
886. Oh!Copy !req
887. I know!Copy !req
888. He did his best.Copy !req
889. But you know...Copy !req
890. sometimes, even when
you do your best,Copy !req
891. it's just not good enough.Copy !req
892. Just pitching here, but, uh,
chainsaws or nail guns?Copy !req
893. Which way were you leaning, huh?Copy !req
894. - Any plans tonight?
- Finally gonna catch upCopy !req
895. - on The Walking Dead.
- The Walking Dead?Copy !req
896. Can't stand that.
Just too violent.Copy !req
897. Man,
you kill people for a living.Copy !req
898. So what? You think
a cook goes homeCopy !req
899. and watches Master Chef?Copy !req
900. If you want to walk out
of here, with all of your limbs,Copy !req
901. you should stop pointing
guns at me!Copy !req
902. This was your idea, fuck boy!Copy !req
903. - Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar!
- Not nice!Copy !req
904. That hurts like shit!Copy !req
905. You only had to shoot me once!
Remember?Copy !req
906. Don't shoot me,
I know who killed your family.Copy !req
907. What the fuck did you just say?Copy !req
908. He's the head of Skizm.
Okay, his name is Riktor.Copy !req
909. Bald guy, covered in tattoos.
That was him, right?Copy !req
910. Okay so my... my theory is he saw
you escape from prisonCopy !req
911. and decided to put you
in the gameCopy !req
912. in case you tried to get
revenge.Copy !req
913. You're full of shit!Copy !req
914. They killed your dad, too.Copy !req
915. He's right there.Copy !req
916. You stubborn old bastard.Copy !req
917. So, um, hi...Copy !req
918. Sorry, don't know why
I said it like that.Copy !req
919. Look if you're not going
to shoot yourself, or me,Copy !req
920. then I have a plan,
It is kinda fucked upCopy !req
921. and totally suicidal,
but it might work.Copy !req
922. You get to kill Riktor,
I find Nova.Copy !req
923. But we have to work together.Copy !req
924. All right?Copy !req
925. I like that you're not
pointing that at me anymore.Copy !req
926. That's a good...
Okay...Copy !req
927. We can work on that.Copy !req
928. You only need to shoot me
one time!Copy !req
929. Really important.
Just one...Copy !req
930. right in the...Copy !req
931. Once.
Okay, you got that?Copy !req
932. I don't feel like
you're listening to me.Copy !req
933. Just one.Copy !req
934. One shot.Copy !req
935. I think my ribs are broken.Copy !req
936. Definitely have internal
bleeding.Copy !req
937. Cool, um, do you wanna
sit here and cry about it?Copy !req
938. Like a little bitch?Copy !req
939. Or do you wanna go shoot
a bunch of people in the face?Copy !req
940. Oh, hell yes.Copy !req
941. The face shooting one, not the...
not the crying.Copy !req
942. Right on.
Right on.Copy !req
943. - That sucks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
944. - Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
945. Just go. Come on, look.Copy !req
946. Me? Why do I have to go first?Copy !req
947. - Open the fucking door.
- I'm not exactly greatCopy !req
948. - at opening doors right now.
- Go on.Copy !req
949. Honestly
I still don't trust you.Copy !req
950. You might shoot me in the back.Copy !req
951. I promise that when I do
shoot you it'll be in the front.Copy !req
952. You have already shot me
like a dozen times.Copy !req
953. I feel bullets rattling
inside me when I walk.Copy !req
954. - Well...
- What the hell?Copy !req
955. Hey, sir!
It's Miles and Nix!Copy !req
956. They're in the building!
It's a clusterfuck!Copy !req
957. Yeah, and? What the fuck
you telling me for?Copy !req
958. Get the dead squad on it!Copy !req
959. - I can't.
- Well why not?Copy !req
960. - They're dead.
- They're dead?Copy !req
961. Well that's not ideal.Copy !req
962. Patch the monitor feeds
to the security cameras now!Copy !req
963. This is not happening.Copy !req
964. Oh, my God,
it's back on!Copy !req
965. It's going down.Copy !req
966. Oh, fantastic.Copy !req
967. I'm gonna lose
my fucking temper, this is...Copy !req
968. Effie! Dane!
Do your thing!Copy !req
969. Fuck them up!Copy !req
970. Nix and Miles!
They need to die!Copy !req
971. They need to fucking die!Copy !req
972. Suck on this, bitch!Copy !req
973. Really, another dick shot?Copy !req
974. Oh, God damn it, please.Copy !req
975. Why do you have to
keep doing that?Copy !req
976. What, I would have shot you
in the dickCopy !req
977. if the target wasn't so small!Copy !req
978. It just seems
a little excessive.Copy !req
979. You know, you could go
dick shot, then head shot,Copy !req
980. then dick shot. Just mix it up
a little, something.Copy !req
981. It's basically a public service.Copy !req
982. Oh!
Don't do it again! God.Copy !req
983. Uh, you know, I don't...
I don't like it,Copy !req
984. - I don't like it.
- It's just some dick blood.Copy !req
985. Miles?Copy !req
986. - What was he thinking?
- Yeah,Copy !req
987. never bring
a spork to a gun fight, man.Copy !req
988. What are you doing?Copy !req
989. Trying to find where
they're holding Nova.Copy !req
990. Oh, God damn,
this comment section.Copy !req
991. It's like YouTube but worse.Copy !req
992. No, it's about the same.Copy !req
993. "I hope someone ices
that Nix bitchCopy !req
994. and tea bags her corpse."Copy !req
995. That settles that,
I'm going to find every lastCopy !req
996. one of those little trolls
and beat them to deathCopy !req
997. - with their keyboards.
- You are fucking animals,Copy !req
998. you know that right.Copy !req
999. You like this, you like
watching people suffer?Copy !req
1000. You like watching people
get hunted?Copy !req
1001. If you didn't watch
they wouldn't existCopy !req
1002. you pathetic sick fuck!Copy !req
1003. Fuck you, dude.Copy !req
1004. Who the fuck is this guy, huh?
What the fuck.Copy !req
1005. Hear, hear.
Good, good.Copy !req
1006. Wish you had more volume.Copy !req
1007. Intense.
Feel better now?Copy !req
1008. You got that out of your system?Copy !req
1009. - Whoa, holy shit.
- What?Copy !req
1010. Look, Riktor,
he's trying to expand Skizm.Copy !req
1011. He's like building it into
a global franchise.Copy !req
1012. Can you actually just
like, send this to my Gmail?Copy !req
1013. - It's funnier watching.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
1014. Fuck you, man.Copy !req
1015. Oh, holy shit!
Damn, nice AA-12!Copy !req
1016. - Fuck.
- These things?Copy !req
1017. - Yes!
- Yeah, I shelled outCopy !req
1018. for the deep black PVD coating.Copy !req
1019. But, now I kinda regret not
going with the UCP style camo.Copy !req
1020. Oh, no you're crazy.
She's crazy.Copy !req
1021. You totally own it.
Seriously.Copy !req
1022. Thank you.
Yeah, you know your weapons.Copy !req
1023. You know, shooting dip shits
in the head is life.Copy !req
1024. Well, um, I better, you know.Copy !req
1025. Right, yeah. Do your thing.
It was nice to meet you.Copy !req
1026. Go! Go!Copy !req
1027. Woo!Copy !req
1028. Watch the last step!
It's a doozie!Copy !req
1029. Whoo.Copy !req
1030. Oh.Copy !req
1031. Someone
didn't skip leg day.Copy !req
1032. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1033. Don't pull my hair.Copy !req
1034. Whoa! Whoo!Copy !req
1035. Fuck!Copy !req
1036. Friday night just got
really lonely!Copy !req
1037. Just stay still and die,
you fucking coward.Copy !req
1038. I really don't want to though.Copy !req
1039. Fuck!Copy !req
1040. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1041. Whoo!Copy !req
1042. Didn't even hurt.Copy !req
1043. Stop!
Hammer time!Copy !req
1044. A bullet proof vestCopy !req
1045. isn't gonna save you
from a head shot.Copy !req
1046. Do you know
what your problem is?Copy !req
1047. You need to smile more.Copy !req
1048. Let's give you a nice...Copy !req
1049. wide...Copy !req
1050. juicy grin.Copy !req
1051. I have the power!Copy !req
1052. It's time to realign
your chakras.Copy !req
1053. Enough.Copy !req
1054. I think I just heard a ball pop.Copy !req
1055. Are they meant to pop?Copy !req
1056. You don't like fire?Copy !req
1057. Do ya, huh?Copy !req
1058. Let's burn together, baby!Copy !req
1059. Whoo!Copy !req
1060. Fool!Copy !req
1061. Don't shoot him!Copy !req
1062. Yeah.
Chopper on the roof.Copy !req
1063. No. Just two seats.Copy !req
1064. No, everyone else is dead.Copy !req
1065. Why does everything have to be
so fucking stressful, hmm?Copy !req
1066. You know, they say that
sometimes a nice little strollCopy !req
1067. can help to clear the head.Copy !req
1068. - Come on, let's go.
- Get off me!Copy !req
1069. That's it, that's it.Copy !req
1070. Fuck!Copy !req
1071. Hey.Copy !req
1072. You good?Copy !req
1073. Did you not hear me sayCopy !req
1074. don't shoot?Copy !req
1075. Woah...Copy !req
1076. Yeah, you pull off the Rocky
look real well at least.Copy !req
1077. What?
What is that?Copy !req
1078. - What are you trying to do?
- Shit!Copy !req
1079. Oh right...Copy !req
1080. Hey, no, no, no.
You gotta put that on ice.Copy !req
1081. Come on, we gotta fix this.Copy !req
1082. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1083. I wasted all my bullets
on Sid Dickless.Copy !req
1084. Riktor's got Nova somewhere,
I can't find her.Copy !req
1085. Have you learned
nothing from video games?Copy !req
1086. If you see enemies...Copy !req
1087. You jump on their heads
and they give you coins?Copy !req
1088. No, fuck wad!
It means we're goingCopy !req
1089. the right way.
Come on let's find some moreCopy !req
1090. - bad guys to shoot.
- Okay.Copy !req
1091. Hey!Copy !req
1092. Where the fuck are you
going, asshole?Copy !req
1093. The action's back this way!Copy !req
1094. Wait, you want me to go
out thereCopy !req
1095. and get my face shot off?Copy !req
1096. Are you out
of your fucking mind?Copy !req
1097. Cops will be swarming
this place!Copy !req
1098. This shit is over!Copy !req
1099. It's not over until I say
it's over, you fucking traitor!Copy !req
1100. Traitor?Copy !req
1101. Without me,
you would be nothing!Copy !req
1102. I mean, look at you!Copy !req
1103. You look like someone
tried to paint a worn-out dildoCopy !req
1104. - with a fucking Sharpie!
- Ah, that hurts.Copy !req
1105. Face it, Riktor.
This is the end.Copy !req
1106. Look at him go!
He's like a wounded deer.Copy !req
1107. Go Bambi's mom, go!Copy !req
1108. Kill them!Copy !req
1109. Was this the right way?Copy !req
1110. No we fucked up!Copy !req
1111. - Far too many bad guys!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
1112. Fuck.Copy !req
1113. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1114. What the hell
are we going to do?Copy !req
1115. Come out, come out
wherever you are.Copy !req
1116. Come on, get it.Copy !req
1117. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1118. You want to know a secret?Copy !req
1119. Fuck you!Copy !req
1120. This was never about the money.Copy !req
1121. This is about art.Copy !req
1122. Murder is art.Copy !req
1123. This one...Copy !req
1124. This is a Jackson Pollock.Copy !req
1125. Ah!Copy !req
1126. Overcompensating much?Copy !req
1127. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
1128. Get up!Copy !req
1129. Get the fuck up!Copy !req
1130. You know, you really need
to cheer the fuck up.Copy !req
1131. Are you not even
a little bit excitedCopy !req
1132. about going in
a chopper with me?Copy !req
1133. You wanna know
how I survived this long?Copy !req
1134. I don't know, Nix,
by being crazy as fuck?Copy !req
1135. I didn't want to give any fucker
the satisfaction...Copy !req
1136. of killing me.Copy !req
1137. Just kill Riktor for me.Copy !req
1138. Okay, mouse?Copy !req
1139. Get the fuck out here
so I can shoot you!Copy !req
1140. Wait. No, wait!Copy !req
1141. No!Copy !req
1142. Nix!Copy !req
1143. Fuck.Copy !req
1144. Come back here.Copy !req
1145. Where'd you think you're going?Copy !req
1146. Get up there.
Come on.Copy !req
1147. Oh, shit!
Oh...Copy !req
1148. Fuck! Nova!Copy !req
1149. Nova!Copy !req
1150. Miles! Miles!Copy !req
1151. "Miles!"Copy !req
1152. There you are.Copy !req
1153. What took you so long, hmm?Copy !req
1154. You made it all this way.Copy !req
1155. I even got you a rooftop
for the showdown!Copy !req
1156. Nix is dead, it's over!Copy !req
1157. Let Nova go!Copy !req
1158. Oh, finally!Copy !req
1159. I should have ordered
a fucking Uber!Copy !req
1160. Okay, okay and we're back.Copy !req
1161. We've got our stream back,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1162. Oh, thank fuck!Copy !req
1163. Let's just see how this ends,
I guess.Copy !req
1164. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1165. Ten million concurrent viewers,
Miles.Copy !req
1166. You have just made
Skizm history!Copy !req
1167. You are somebody!Copy !req
1168. I took...Copy !req
1169. a worthless piece of shit
and I molded it into steel!Copy !req
1170. I made you, Miles.Copy !req
1171. You should be down on
your fucking knees thanking me!Copy !req
1172. Oh, fuck you man!Copy !req
1173. All you did was ruin my hands,
and give me a criminal record.Copy !req
1174. I never wanted any of this!Copy !req
1175. Don't give me that
goody-goody bullshit!Copy !req
1176. What were you doing
on the Skizm site to begin with?Copy !req
1177. Hey?Copy !req
1178. Admit it, you wanted
to feel something.Copy !req
1179. You wanted to... to...
to hunt like a man.Copy !req
1180. You wanted to be somebody!Copy !req
1181. Yesterday
you were fucking miserable!Copy !req
1182. Now, look at yourself.Copy !req
1183. You're alive!Copy !req
1184. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
1185. And that's more than I can say
for you.Copy !req
1186. Oh.Copy !req
1187. Hey, man, nice shot!Copy !req
1188. Fuck.Copy !req
1189. No!Copy !req
1190. Oh, that's a better one.Copy !req
1191. He's down!
He's down!Copy !req
1192. Oh, relax will ya?Copy !req
1193. Come on, Miles.Copy !req
1194. No.Copy !req
1195. Nova!Copy !req
1196. Just fucking die!Copy !req
1197. - Oh, for fuck's sake.
- He just took threeCopy !req
1198. fucking bullets!Copy !req
1199. Get him!Copy !req
1200. You were nothing.
I made you, Miles.Copy !req
1201. I made you a fucking star!Copy !req
1202. You think killing me
is going to change anything?Copy !req
1203. There are others!Copy !req
1204. Skizm's a global franchise now!Copy !req
1205. We're going to be
the Starbucks of murder!Copy !req
1206. The McDonald's of massacre!
Yeah!Copy !req
1207. We'll be the Burger King
of badness!Copy !req
1208. Nix says, "fuck you!"Copy !req
1209. Miles.
No! No! Please!Copy !req
1210. Oh!Copy !req
1211. It's called
hemorrhagic shock.Copy !req
1212. It's just my body shutting down
from... yeah,Copy !req
1213. massive, massive blood loss.Copy !req
1214. Sorry for the fake out.Copy !req
1215. I mean, I did kill Riktor.
That was real.Copy !req
1216. I just didn't get the girl.Copy !req
1217. You see, in real life,
watching your ex pistol whipCopy !req
1218. some guy's teeth out
gives you PTSD.Copy !req
1219. Not a raging lady boner.Copy !req
1220. Thanks for tuning in everyone.Copy !req
1221. We've been
Death Tolled and, um,Copy !req
1222. remember to like...
like and comment.Copy !req
1223. Some people stopped
watching Skizm that night.Copy !req
1224. But many,
many more took their place.Copy !req
1225. Nova,Copy !req
1226. well she finally found
her superhero.Copy !req
1227. He stands up and fights to make
the world a better place.Copy !req
1228. Skizm didn't go away.Copy !req
1229. They spread,
just like Riktor said.Copy !req
1230. And that means
I still have a job to do.Copy !req
1231. And I know where they live.Copy !req
1232. It is a fucking jungle
out there!Copy !req
1233. And as a great man
once told me...Copy !req