1. Peanut, peanut,
peanut butter, motherfuckerCopy !req
2. Tune in, dick,
you mess around with meCopy !req
3. You'll get your ass kickedCopy !req
4. 'Cause you're a big motherfuckerCopy !req
5. Gary has a pussy andCopy !req
6. James has a pussy andCopy !req
7. James has a pussyCopy !req
8. And Mommy has a pussyCopy !req
9. And Aunt Lil
has a little, tiny pussyCopy !req
10. Xenia, Ohio.Copy !req
11. A few years ago...Copy !req
12. a tornado hit this place.Copy !req
13. It killed the people,
left and right.Copy !req
14. Dogs died. Cats died.Copy !req
15. Houses were split open...Copy !req
16. and you could see necklaces
hanging from branches of trees.Copy !req
17. People's legs and neck bones
were sticking out.Copy !req
18. Oliver found a leg on his roof.Copy !req
19. A lot of people's fathers
died...Copy !req
20. and were killed
by the great tornado.Copy !req
21. I saw a girl
fly through the sky...Copy !req
22. and I looked up her skirt.Copy !req
23. Her skull was smashed.
And some kids died.Copy !req
24. My neighbor was killed
in that house.Copy !req
25. He used to ride dirt bikes
and three-wheelers.Copy !req
26. They never found his head.Copy !req
27. I always thought that was funny.Copy !req
28. People died in Xenia.Copy !req
29. Before dad died...Copy !req
30. he had a bad case
of the diabetes.Copy !req
31. I love my little rooster,
and my rooster loves meCopy !req
32. Gonna cherish that chicken
'neath a green bay treeCopy !req
33. Little rooster goCopy !req
34. Cock-a-doodle-dooCopy !req
35. Doodle-doo doodle-dooCopy !req
36. And I love my little hen,
and my hen, she loves meCopy !req
37. I'm gonna cherish my hen
'neath a green bay treeCopy !req
38. Little hen goes cluck cluckCopy !req
39. Little rooster goesCopy !req
40. Cock-a-doodle-dooCopy !req
41. Doodle-doo doodle-dooCopy !req
42. And I love my little pig hog,
and my hoggy loves meCopy !req
43. I'm gonna cherish that hog
'neath a green bay treeCopy !req
44. Little hog goes mm-mm,
little hen goes cluck cluckCopy !req
45. Little rooster goesCopy !req
46. Cock-a-doodle-dooCopy !req
47. Doodle-doo doodle-dooCopy !req
48. And I love my little duckling,
my duckling loves meCopy !req
49. I'll cherish my duck
'neath a green bay treeCopy !req
50. Little duck goes quack quack,
little hen goes cluck cluckCopy !req
51. Little pig goes mm-mmCopy !req
52. Little rooster goesCopy !req
53. Cock-a-doodle-dooCopy !req
54. Doodle-doo doodle-dooCopy !req
55. And I love my little guinea,
and my guinea loves meCopy !req
56. Gonna cherish my guinea
'neath a green bay treeCopy !req
57. Little guin' goes pot-er-rak,
little duck goes quack quackCopy !req
58. Little pig goes mm-mm,
little hen goes cluck cluckCopy !req
59. Little rooster goesCopy !req
60. Cock-a-doodle-dooCopy !req
61. Doodle-doo doodle-dooCopy !req
62. And I love my little dog,
and my doggy loves meCopy !req
63. I'm gonna cherish that dog
'neath a green bay treeCopy !req
64. Little dog goes bowwow,
little hen goes cluck cluckCopy !req
65. Little pig goes mm-mm,
little duck goes quack quackCopy !req
66. Little guinea, pot-er-rakCopy !req
67. But my rooster goesCopy !req
68. Cock-a-doodle-dooCopy !req
69. Doodle-doo doodle-dooCopy !req
70. Spit it out.Copy !req
71. You have a lump in your titty.Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. You have a big old lump.Copy !req
74. Tummler sees everything.Copy !req
75. Some say he's downright evil.Copy !req
76. He's got what it takes
to be a legend.Copy !req
77. He's got a marvelous persona.Copy !req
78. You got this one?Copy !req
79. Don't kill the bitch.
It's a house cat.Copy !req
80. It's a lesbian cat.Copy !req
81. You can tell.Copy !req
82. Looks like my mom.Copy !req
83. Know what I'm doing tomorrow?Copy !req
84. What?Copy !req
85. Going to an insane asylum.Copy !req
86. Insane asylum?Copy !req
87. Gonna get me a raving beauty.Copy !req
88. Foot Foot, where you been?Copy !req
89. You smell like a dookie, girl.Copy !req
90. Talk to him in school?Copy !req
91. I don't know. Some hall.Copy !req
92. He smiled.Copy !req
93. Don't be such a puss.Copy !req
94. I try not to. I'm shy.Copy !req
95. Foot Foot, you stink a bitch.
Where'd you find her?Copy !req
96. On the porch sleeping
for three hours.Copy !req
97. How'd she get out there?Copy !req
98. - You left the window cracked.
- No.Copy !req
99. - You did.
- It was not me.Copy !req
100. You know
it's always Darby's fault.Copy !req
101. She's looking
a little impregnated.Copy !req
102. - No.
- She is.Copy !req
103. Let's flip her over
and look at her bottom part.Copy !req
104. Let me look at you, Foot Foot.Copy !req
105. Is it red?Copy !req
106. It's not any red, no.Copy !req
107. - Is it swollen?
- No.Copy !req
108. An impregnated cat is a bitch.
Like, this cat's pregnant.Copy !req
109. Yeah. It's true.Copy !req
110. - No, she's not a bitch.
- She is, too.Copy !req
111. She's gotten herself
in trouble like this.Copy !req
112. - She still has nine nips.
- Nine nips?Copy !req
113. Nine lives, too.Copy !req
114. If she is pregnant, we'll drown
the kittens in the creek.Copy !req
115. You see? Do it like this.Copy !req
116. Get it over all the pink...
around it.Copy !req
117. Do it on it real tight.Copy !req
118. That tight,
it will get infected.Copy !req
119. Don't tell me.
This is the right way.Copy !req
120. If you just do little pats,
it won't raise it.Copy !req
121. The whole point is to make it
fatter and pop it out bigger.Copy !req
122. - Tight.
- That's tight.Copy !req
123. - This gonna hurt?
- It's not gonna hurt.Copy !req
124. We're gonna do it quick.Copy !req
125. - Ready?
- Pull it, Dot, pull it!Copy !req
126. One, two, three.Copy !req
127. They look bigger.Copy !req
128. They look a little bigger.
I think they look wider.Copy !req
129. The nipple's fatter.Copy !req
130. They look redder, but I think
they look much better.Copy !req
131. Better nipple.Copy !req
132. Every dayCopy !req
133. It's a-gettin' closerCopy !req
134. Goin' faster
than a roller coasterCopy !req
135. Love like yours willCopy !req
136. Surely come my wayCopy !req
137. A-hey a-hey-heyCopy !req
138. Every dayCopy !req
139. It's a-getting closerCopy !req
140. Goin' faster
than a roller coasterCopy !req
141. Love like yours willCopy !req
142. Surely come my wayCopy !req
143. A-hey a-hey-heyCopy !req
144. Every day, It's a-gettin' closerCopy !req
145. Goin' faster
than a roller coasterCopy !req
146. Love like yours
will surely come my wayCopy !req
147. Hey-hey hey-hey-heyCopy !req
148. Love like yoursCopy !req
149. Will surely come my wayCopy !req
150. What do you want to do?Copy !req
151. Wanna keep lookin'?Copy !req
152. Go by Dean's place...Copy !req
153. back by the dumpsters?Copy !req
154. Then let's go get our money.Copy !req
155. Let's get some milkshakes.Copy !req
156. Milkshakes?Copy !req
157. Strawberry milkshake.Copy !req
158. If they don't have strawberry,
I'll get pineapple.Copy !req
159. Let's go get our money first.Copy !req
160. Does your mom
ever make you food?Copy !req
161. - She makes me toast.
- Is that it?Copy !req
162. She cooks me lamb chops.Copy !req
163. You ever eaten crepe suzette?Copy !req
164. Spanker had gravy on his vest...Copy !req
165. gravy on his tie,
gravy on his pants...Copy !req
166. gravy all over him...Copy !req
167. so he went to his grave
with gravy on his vest...Copy !req
168. gravy on his tie,
gravy on his pants...Copy !req
169. gravy all over him.Copy !req
170. That dirty old man.Copy !req
171. These two kids I know...Copy !req
172. these two brothers...Copy !req
173. they murdered their parents.Copy !req
174. They both claim to be raised
as Jehovah Witnesses.Copy !req
175. They came to school
in really nice shorts...Copy !req
176. and polished tennis sneakers...Copy !req
177. and their shirts were always
collared with buttons...Copy !req
178. and their hair
was always slicked back...Copy !req
179. their teeth
were always brushed...Copy !req
180. and their shirts and pants
were always ironed...Copy !req
181. and their shoes
never were scuffed up...Copy !req
182. or anything like that.Copy !req
183. They seemed to have
a wonderful life.Copy !req
184. I don't know what went wrong.Copy !req
185. Why don't you give me
them shoes?Copy !req
186. 'Cause they're new,
and I don't give you new shoes.Copy !req
187. Yeah, fuck that, man.Copy !req
188. I'm keeping this shit
right here.Copy !req
189. - Sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
190. Pissant.Copy !req
191. - Fuck him up.
- Get off me, man.Copy !req
192. I told you
not to hit me in the face.Copy !req
193. - What's up?
- Stop that.Copy !req
194. Damn!Copy !req
195. Shit. Go, fucker.Copy !req
196. Let's go.Copy !req
197. I'm gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
198. Damn! Shit!Copy !req
199. Hit a man while he's down.Copy !req
200. Shit. All right, all right.Copy !req
201. Oh, fuckin'...Copy !req
202. Shit, man. Give me them shoes.Copy !req
203. So, what's for dinner, man?
You cooking tonight?Copy !req
204. I was about four years old
the first time...Copy !req
205. and...Copy !req
206. I remember one time he came home
from work real late...Copy !req
207. and I had been sleeping
on the couch...Copy !req
208. and he came in,
and he woke me up...Copy !req
209. and he laid on top of me...Copy !req
210. and he told me, he said,
"Take off your panties."Copy !req
211. And I asked him why.Copy !req
212. He said
that he was only playing...Copy !req
213. and that
he wasn't gonna hurt me...Copy !req
214. and he was gonna
make me feel good.Copy !req
215. And I took off my panties,
and then...Copy !req
216. he got on top of me...Copy !req
217. and he was rubbin' and touchin'
and feelin' and laughin'.Copy !req
218. And then... and then...Copy !req
219. he'd wake up in the morning,
and he'd come in my bedroom...Copy !req
220. or bring me into his bedroom...Copy !req
221. and he would kiss me
and touch me and...Copy !req
222. and make me play with him and...Copy !req
223. And, you know, at first,
I was real scared.Copy !req
224. I didn't know if it was right...Copy !req
225. but he would tell me
that we were having fun...Copy !req
226. and what we were doing
wasn't wrong...Copy !req
227. because he was my dad.Copy !req
228. You guys didn't get very many
this time.Copy !req
229. Yeah. It's a scarce count.Copy !req
230. Let's see.
Twelve, twelve and a half.Copy !req
231. I'll give you thirteen.Copy !req
232. It's gettin' crazy, 'cause
things are startin' to thin out.Copy !req
233. You know you guys
got some competition out there?Copy !req
234. - What? Who?
- Jarrod.Copy !req
235. - Who?
- Jarrod Wiggley.Copy !req
236. You know the kid
that lives over by the school?Copy !req
237. The one who takes care
of his grandmother?Copy !req
238. I know that kid. He used to have
a sister in my class...Copy !req
239. but she moved.Copy !req
240. Her name was June Wiggley.
We used to call her June bug.Copy !req
241. And I noticed something else.Copy !req
242. The cats that's usually
out by the garbage cans...Copy !req
243. they're not around any more.Copy !req
244. And the Chinese restaurant...Copy !req
245. you know the one
that buys all my stuff?Copy !req
246. The guy that owns it
had a heart attack and died...Copy !req
247. so I guess they're getting ready
to go out of business.Copy !req
248. I'm pretty smart,
if I say so myself.Copy !req
249. Why is that?Copy !req
250. This afternoon,
we walked into a fruit store...Copy !req
251. and the clerk thought
I was some out-of-town hick.Copy !req
252. "Those apples will be
two bucks each," he tells me.Copy !req
253. That's where I outsmarted him.
I hand over a five...Copy !req
254. And as he's about to give me
a dollar change, I say...Copy !req
255. "Keep it. We're even."Copy !req
256. "On the way in,
I stepped on a grape."Copy !req
257. You want this
by the cat or by the pound?Copy !req
258. Don't matter.Copy !req
259. I'll give you
a dollar a pound, then.Copy !req
260. Hey...Copy !req
261. could you hook me up
with some glue?Copy !req
262. What kind you want?Copy !req
263. Not wood glue.Copy !req
264. Not cement glue, either.Copy !req
265. Do you have butcher's
model glue, in tins?Copy !req
266. Yeah. I'm gonna go get it, man.Copy !req
267. Who was it?
Who killed that little baby cat?Copy !req
268. - Joseph.
- Was it?Copy !req
269. Yeah. It was ate up
with maggots, though.Copy !req
270. They had to kill it.
They're just strays.Copy !req
271. All these cats around here
have twenty babies.Copy !req
272. Little bitty old black cat.
He wasn't about this long.Copy !req
273. We was trying to figure out
how to make it stay away.Copy !req
274. Couldn't do it. He said,
"Give me a bottle of gasoline."Copy !req
275. He opened its mouth up
and poured it full of gasoline.Copy !req
276. Get that son of a bitch. I ain't
never seen that cat since.Copy !req
277. Lit it. Poured gas down it.Copy !req
278. Poured gas down it, man,
and lit it.Copy !req
279. I ain't never killed nothin'...Copy !req
280. just to be killing it,
besides that cat.Copy !req
281. He lit a cat on fire
for six hours.Copy !req
282. Boom! Boom!Copy !req
283. No, I seen somebody put one
in a microwave.Copy !req
284. That motherfucker melted.Copy !req
285. They got me for a damn BB gun.Copy !req
286. You shouldn't have pulled it
on that girl.Copy !req
287. I didn't pull it on that girl.
You're crazy!Copy !req
288. You're crazy, man.
You're crazy, man.Copy !req
289. I didn't pull that BB gun out.Copy !req
290. When I went to jail, they put us
in the old juvenile...Copy !req
291. because the jails were so full.Copy !req
292. It was one little room...Copy !req
293. with a big old silver hard bed
on a brick wall.Copy !req
294. There was eighty-five people
in the same cell with us.Copy !req
295. Worst thing I hate about it
was them niggers down there.Copy !req
296. I... God, boy, hey...Copy !req
297. They make me so mad, I just want
to tear their head off.Copy !req
298. I hate the motherfuckers.Copy !req
299. I just don't like 'em.Copy !req
300. You got them all. If you
hit one, you get them all.Copy !req
301. They have ten
to every one of you.Copy !req
302. - They ain't gonna fight fair.
- Unless you got nigger buddies.Copy !req
303. That's it. If you got
some good Latin buddies...Copy !req
304. I had some good... some good
nigger friends at Pearl.Copy !req
305. Solomon...Copy !req
306. did your mom find a new house?Copy !req
307. I saw a house yesterday...Copy !req
308. near my house.Copy !req
309. I think it was this lady's.Copy !req
310. I saw a sign, "for sale."Copy !req
311. It had a bullet hole
in the mailbox.Copy !req
312. A hole?Copy !req
313. A big old hole.Copy !req
314. I think my brother shot it down
when I was younger.Copy !req
315. I think it was him.Copy !req
316. He always used to say...Copy !req
317. Roy Orbison
liked to shoot at things.Copy !req
318. Roy always wore
these dark sunglasses.Copy !req
319. My brother always wore
the same kind of sunglasses.Copy !req
320. He sang that song "Crying."
You know that song?Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. That song "Crying."Copy !req
323. Cryin'Copy !req
324. Over youCopy !req
325. Cryin'Copy !req
326. Over youCopy !req
327. My brother
used to sing "Crying."Copy !req
328. Where is he now?Copy !req
329. My brother?Copy !req
330. He's in the big city.Copy !req
331. He took off in a bus.Copy !req
332. He was a queer.Copy !req
333. He's a queer now.Copy !req
334. Your brother is?Copy !req
335. Yeah. He dressed like ladies.Copy !req
336. He wore skirts and lipsticks.Copy !req
337. He wore stockings, eyeliner.Copy !req
338. He even has boobs.Copy !req
339. Girl?Copy !req
340. Pretty much.Copy !req
341. Was he pretty?Copy !req
342. I don't know. I guess so.Copy !req
343. I guess he was pretty.Copy !req
344. Pretty enough
to have a boyfriend.Copy !req
345. Cops
will frickin' catch your ass.Copy !req
346. Fuck the cops!Copy !req
347. I know, man.
Cops can kiss my ass.Copy !req
348. All they are is assholes.Copy !req
349. I know, man.
What's the matter with them?Copy !req
350. They mad 'cause
we get more pussy than they do?Copy !req
351. Damn you, rabbit!
You smell like fuckin' piss!Copy !req
352. You can kiss my ass!Copy !req
353. I hate the goddamned rabbit.Copy !req
354. Fuckin' rabbit!Copy !req
355. Kill his ass!Copy !req
356. I don't like rabbits
comin' to my fuckin' house.Copy !req
357. I kill them.Copy !req
358. I got 'im.Copy !req
359. - No, you didn't!
- Yes, I did!Copy !req
360. He looks like a queer rabbit!
All queer!Copy !req
361. That fag! He can kiss my ass!Copy !req
362. Rabbits are queers!Copy !req
363. They always got to shit
on themselves!Copy !req
364. Those little queer-ass rabbits.Copy !req
365. Hey, look at these little fag
bunny ears.Copy !req
366. Fuckin' rabbit.
I'm sick and tired of it.Copy !req
367. - This shitty-ass rabbit stinks!
- I know.Copy !req
368. He smells like pussy!Copy !req
369. He smells like an asshole!Copy !req
370. Hey, motherfucker!Copy !req
371. Smells like wetback dick!Copy !req
372. They smell like
a pound of bullshit!Copy !req
373. Is it dead?Copy !req
374. I don't know,
but I'm gonna make sure.Copy !req
375. - I wonder if he's dead.
- Got some big-ass nostrils.Copy !req
376. Hate fuckin' rabbits.Copy !req
377. I wonder if he's got any money.Copy !req
378. Check his pockets.Copy !req
379. Don't even got
that much meat on him.Copy !req
380. Got too much grease on my gun.Copy !req
381. - That rabbit can kiss my ass.
- Come on, let's go, man.Copy !req
382. Who gives a shit about rabbits?Copy !req
383. A, B, C, D, E, F, GCopy !req
384. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, PCopy !req
385. Q, R, S, T, U, VCopy !req
386. W, X, and Y and ZCopy !req
387. Now I know my ABCsCopy !req
388. Next time,
won't you sing with me?Copy !req
389. A, B, C, D, E, F, GCopy !req
390. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, PCopy !req
391. Q, R, S, T, U, VCopy !req
392. W, X, and Y and ZCopy !req
393. - Ellen, how you doing?
- Hey.Copy !req
394. What's up with you?Copy !req
395. You good?Copy !req
396. He got a haircut.Copy !req
397. He looks pretty.Copy !req
398. His thighs are getting stronger.Copy !req
399. Eddie!Copy !req
400. Hi, Dot. Hi, Helen.Copy !req
401. My backhand really sucks.Copy !req
402. - No, it doesn't.
- Yeah, it does.Copy !req
403. I think your playing
looks much better.Copy !req
404. I got second
in the tournament last week.Copy !req
405. - Really?
- Yep. My serve got faster.Copy !req
406. Increased by eight percent.Copy !req
407. I can hit a ball
up to sixty-five miles an hour.Copy !req
408. You got that way
from practicin'?Copy !req
409. No. I got this thing
called A.D.D.Copy !req
410. It's an attention disorder.Copy !req
411. It affects the nervous system.Copy !req
412. Makes it hard to concentrate.Copy !req
413. Makes it hard?Copy !req
414. Makes it hard, 'cause, like...Copy !req
415. before I knew I had A.D.D...Copy !req
416. I wouldn't really
go for the ball...Copy !req
417. I wouldn't run the extra mile.Copy !req
418. Yeah, but it's hard to explain.Copy !req
419. I take ritalin,
this kind of prescription drug.Copy !req
420. It's not like a drug
that fucks you up.Copy !req
421. If anything,
it makes you normal.Copy !req
422. He just likes to go out
with skinny girls.Copy !req
423. - How do you know?
- I just know.Copy !req
424. Who told you?Copy !req
425. His last girlfriend
used to be anorexic.Copy !req
426. - Was she bulimic?
- I don't know.Copy !req
427. I'll bet
she was a bulimic puker...Copy !req
428. with white spots on her teeth.Copy !req
429. I don't know. She used to run
track after school...Copy !req
430. and this girl said,
"There goes Eddie's girl."Copy !req
431. And I thought, "What for?
That girl's so skinny."Copy !req
432. - They broke up, right?
- A while ago.Copy !req
433. - Skin and bones.
- She was so skinny...Copy !req
434. she had to wear rubber bands
around the tops of her socks...Copy !req
435. and a belt around her spandex
bike shorts to keep them up.Copy !req
436. No, she didn't.Copy !req
437. Kids in school
used to laugh so hard.Copy !req
438. Sure.Copy !req
439. It's crazy, so crazy.Copy !req
440. Guess I'm not skinny enough
for him, then.Copy !req
441. - You are.
- No.Copy !req
442. At least
if he goes out with you...Copy !req
443. you'll know he got good taste.Copy !req
444. We'll see.Copy !req
445. We'll see if it happens,
is what we'll see.Copy !req
446. I was born
right here in Xenia, Ohio...Copy !req
447. to a lesbian midwife...Copy !req
448. who cut all her hair
like a butch.Copy !req
449. And when I was little,
she used to have stre...Copy !req
450. My mom
used to have stretch marks...Copy !req
451. that went around in circles.Copy !req
452. But I used to roll marbles
on her stomach...Copy !req
453. my mom's stomach... and when
I would hit the navel...Copy !req
454. she'd give me five dollars.Copy !req
455. When I'd hit the navel,
she'd give me five dollars.Copy !req
456. When I would hit
the side of her arm...Copy !req
457. she would fuckin' hit me, man...Copy !req
458. with a... a fuckin'...Copy !req
459. a... a... a hairbrush...Copy !req
460. or she would beat me...Copy !req
461. I had a lesbian midwife
who gave birth to my mother...Copy !req
462. while I was born
through my mother's womb.Copy !req
463. My mother,
when she was thirty years old...Copy !req
464. she entered menopause.Copy !req
465. She sprouted a fuckin' mustache.
She lost her sex drive.Copy !req
466. Everything in the house
started to change.Copy !req
467. The way she would do the dishes
would change...Copy !req
468. or the way
she would clean the cabinets...Copy !req
469. out of the house would change.Copy !req
470. OK, so my sister,
she gets a complex.Copy !req
471. She starts thinking, because
my mother has menopause...Copy !req
472. at such an earlier...
at such an early age...Copy !req
473. that she's gonna lose
all her sex drive...Copy !req
474. and then her mustache is gonna
come out like my mom's mustache.Copy !req
475. I can't shoot ball
like Michael Jordan can...Copy !req
476. but that's all right, though,
you know?Copy !req
477. I'm also gay.Copy !req
478. Don't be nervous.Copy !req
479. I ain't being nervous.Copy !req
480. Now, there's something
special about you.Copy !req
481. Something special I want.Copy !req
482. Will you kiss me?Copy !req
483. You're not gay.Copy !req
484. It's all right.Copy !req
485. My mother rejected me,
my father rejected me.Copy !req
486. There was no love
in the household.Copy !req
487. I was beaten, I was abused.Copy !req
488. I had people stick shit
up my rectum.Copy !req
489. Will you hug me? Just hug me.Copy !req
490. - I'll give you a hug, man.
- Just hug me.Copy !req
491. Seriously,
just calm down, just hug me.Copy !req
492. Just give me some warmth.Copy !req
493. Just hug.Copy !req
494. Just hug me for a little bit,
because I'm so lonely.Copy !req
495. I'm so... I've got no one.Copy !req
496. There's no one left.
I've got no one left.Copy !req
497. I've got no one to love me
any more.Copy !req
498. I'll die here on this couch
with you.Copy !req
499. My father worked the late shift
as a bathroom attendant.Copy !req
500. My father was mugged
on Martin Luther King Jr. Day.Copy !req
501. For the rest of his days
on earth...Copy !req
502. my father never celebrated
this holiday.Copy !req
503. - With my sister.
- With your sister?Copy !req
504. Wait till her husband finds out.Copy !req
505. Oh, shit,
don't do nothing about it.Copy !req
506. You'll come up dead,
laying in a ditch.Copy !req
507. Yeah, you did, you liar.Copy !req
508. No, I didn't. I never hit it.Copy !req
509. Well, shoot,
you never know about that.Copy !req
510. You Jarrod Wiggley?Copy !req
511. You know Huntz?Copy !req
512. He told me some stuff about you.Copy !req
513. What did he say?Copy !req
514. He said you'd been killing cats.Copy !req
515. For, like, the past three weeks.Copy !req
516. When do you go out?Copy !req
517. Do it during the day usually?Copy !req
518. No. I do it mostly at night.Copy !req
519. You shoot 'em?Copy !req
520. No. I put glass in tuna fish.Copy !req
521. But mostly, I sprinkle poison
around the dumpsters...Copy !req
522. like in the corners...Copy !req
523. or around back
behind the church over there.Copy !req
524. Huntz said
you take care of your granny.Copy !req
525. Yeah. She's sick.Copy !req
526. How old is she?Copy !req
527. She's, like, I don't know,
probably ninety or ninety-one.Copy !req
528. - Do you bathe her?
- Yeah.Copy !req
529. I have to scrub her off
with a big sponge.Copy !req
530. Do you have to change
her diaper?Copy !req
531. Yeah. I hate that shit.
I hate all that shit.Copy !req
532. Does she speak to herself?Copy !req
533. No. She don't speak any more.
She's catatonic.Copy !req
534. She used to speak to herself.
She'd watch game shows...Copy !req
535. and yell out
stuff to herself all the time.Copy !req
536. She used to throw darts, right?Copy !req
537. Yeah.
She used to have a dartboard.Copy !req
538. So now you just take care
of your granny?Copy !req
539. You kill cats, too?Copy !req
540. I'm sick of everything.Copy !req
541. I can't understand what the fuck
is wrong with people...Copy !req
542. in this world.Copy !req
543. They sit around. They don't know
what the fuck is going on.Copy !req
544. - They're stupid.
- Fuck, they're ignorant.Copy !req
545. They're... they're fuckers.
I fuckin' hate myself.Copy !req
546. They... they... they...Copy !req
547. sit there in their pretend
little lives...Copy !req
548. in their homes...Copy !req
549. Hold on. Cassidey.Copy !req
550. What's up, man?Copy !req
551. - How you doin'?
- Good. You?Copy !req
552. Yeah, good.Copy !req
553. You guys ride your bikes
over here?Copy !req
554. You bring me...
You brought my money?Copy !req
555. - Yeah. Right here.
- Good.Copy !req
556. Come on, let's go in the house.
Come on.Copy !req
557. Man.Copy !req
558. I got to tell you,
she had a migraine headache...Copy !req
559. earlier today.Copy !req
560. She almost wanted to call
the whole thing off, OK?Copy !req
561. But I gave her...
I gave her some aspirin.Copy !req
562. Cool. Hey, thanks a lot.Copy !req
563. - I'm gonna go fuck her now.
- Wait. You want to fuck her?Copy !req
564. Are you gonna fuck her, too?Copy !req
565. All right, you got to hold on.Copy !req
566. Hey, Cassidey.Copy !req
567. Hey, put on that bathrobe thing.Copy !req
568. Hey, put that on.Copy !req
569. All right.Copy !req
570. She's ready.Copy !req
571. - You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
572. OK, you got
to keep the light on.Copy !req
573. All right.Copy !req
574. You all right?Copy !req
575. You good?Copy !req
576. You ready?Copy !req
577. All right, come on.Copy !req
578. Hi, Solly.Copy !req
579. Are you clean?Copy !req
580. Did you use soap?Copy !req
581. Let me smell your wrist.Copy !req
582. Smells good.Copy !req
583. - How does it smell like?
- Like fruit, like cherries.Copy !req
584. My mom gives me cherry shampoo.Copy !req
585. I like cherries.Copy !req
586. I put cherries on my ice cream.Copy !req
587. I like the name of cherry.
Cherries.Copy !req
588. You got hands like a girl.Copy !req
589. No, I don't.Copy !req
590. Yes, you do.Copy !req
591. Can I read your fortune?Copy !req
592. This big line says
you're gonna be a millionaire.Copy !req
593. It says your...Copy !req
594. It says your wife will die
in a hay fire.Copy !req
595. But I don't have a wife.Copy !req
596. You will,
but it ain't gonna be me.Copy !req
597. - Do you love me?
- Yes.Copy !req
598. Do you think I'm attractive?Copy !req
599. No. You look fine
the way you are... skinny.Copy !req
600. When I sit down to eat,
I get sexy!Copy !req
601. When I go to bed, I get hungry!Copy !req
602. I saw a man lying in the street,
and I said, "Can I help you?"Copy !req
603. He said, "No.
I just found a parking space."Copy !req
604. "Now I sent my wife
to go buy a car!"Copy !req
605. It's just murder what's going on
with people these days.Copy !req
606. Just the other day,
right here in Xenia, Ohio...Copy !req
607. a man walked up to me and said,
"I haven't eaten in 3 days."Copy !req
608. I said, "Force yourself!"Copy !req
609. Another man
walked up to me and said...Copy !req
610. "I haven't eaten in a week!"Copy !req
611. I said, "Don't worry.
It tastes the same!"Copy !req
612. All right! We're rolling!
I love this crowd!Copy !req
613. Peoples got to work
for a livin'.Copy !req
614. I believe in a blue-collar race.Copy !req
615. I think suicide's
the only way out... out of life.Copy !req
616. I wanted to die.
I tried to die, but I didn't.Copy !req
617. They say it's my depression,
but what the fuck, man?Copy !req
618. I don't fuckin' know any more.Copy !req
619. Which way
should I fuckin' turn, man?Copy !req
620. Shut up!Copy !req
621. - I hate that dog.
- I hate it, too.Copy !req
622. It's mean and ugly.Copy !req
623. It's got two sets of teeth,
like a shark.Copy !req
624. That's why Roy calls it Sharky.Copy !req
625. Yeah. The other day I saw it
eating a turkey bone.Copy !req
626. I swear it looked like
it was choking on the bone.Copy !req
627. I wish it would choke
and shut up.Copy !req
628. Yeah. I was gonna go tell
Miss Barry, but...Copy !req
629. After the last time?Copy !req
630. After last time, I didn't even
want to get near her front door.Copy !req
631. "You kids
get out of my front yard..."Copy !req
632. "or I'm calling the police!"Copy !req
633. - You want sparkles?
- Hell, no.Copy !req
634. You don't want sparkles?Copy !req
635. I want sparkles, Darb.
You can do my toes.Copy !req
636. OK. When I'm done with hers.Copy !req
637. Don't rush her.Copy !req
638. You're getting better, Darb.Copy !req
639. This woman and this man,
they was married.Copy !req
640. Was real good friends
until another woman came along.Copy !req
641. Now they're lesbians.Copy !req
642. Disgusting... two women
biting at each other...Copy !req
643. if you get my drift.Copy !req
644. I think that... that's nasty.Copy !req
645. Man, I get the chills.Copy !req
646. I'm a party boy.Copy !req
647. Not only that...Copy !req
648. you'll be... be pickin' up
women in your pickup, man.Copy !req
649. Yeah. My pickup, man. Yeah.Copy !req
650. That's the way I am.Copy !req
651. Turn fifteen, I'm partyin'.Copy !req
652. Without wood,
there'd be no America.Copy !req
653. No ships to bring the pilgrims
across the ocean.Copy !req
654. No log cabins,
no schoolhouses...Copy !req
655. no churches,
no covered wagons...Copy !req
656. no rail road ties...Copy !req
657. no cigar store indians...Copy !req
658. no nothin'.Copy !req
659. Solomon, are you down there?Copy !req
660. What are you doing
lifting weights?Copy !req
661. - I'm lifting.
- You'll stunt your growth.Copy !req
662. You're gonna get
peg leg shoulders...Copy !req
663. and pinched neck nerves.Copy !req
664. It's not good to lift
while you're growing.Copy !req
665. I can see your shoulder
popping out.Copy !req
666. Look at the way
it raises and gets smaller...Copy !req
667. raises and gets smaller.Copy !req
668. You're gonna pop out a joint.
That's not healthy.Copy !req
669. Look at it. It's gonna pop.Copy !req
670. Your dad's old taps.Copy !req
671. He used to be good.Copy !req
672. He said he was blessed
with the gift of tap.Copy !req
673. Took up tapping
when he got his bald spot.Copy !req
674. He wanted to get transplants...Copy !req
675. but I thought
that was a bit drastic.Copy !req
676. Told him if he wanted to,
he should take up tap.Copy !req
677. He put up the mirror.Copy !req
678. He said if Marlene Dietrich
could see him dance...Copy !req
679. she would fall in love.Copy !req
680. What do you want
with Marlene Dietrich?Copy !req
681. She had her bottom ribs
surgically removed...Copy !req
682. so she'd have
more of an hourglass figure.Copy !req
683. Don't you know stars are flawed?Copy !req
684. Will you smile?Copy !req
685. Come on, I want a smile.Copy !req
686. Tuck in that tummy.Copy !req
687. One smile. Come on.Copy !req
688. I'm gonna tickle you
till you smile.Copy !req
689. Flatten that tummy.Copy !req
690. Hold your shoulders in.Copy !req
691. Do you miss your dad? I do.Copy !req
692. Come on, hold that tummy in.Copy !req
693. Come on,
can you smile for me, please?Copy !req
694. OK, you son of a bitch...Copy !req
695. if you don't smile,
I'm gonna kill you, OK?Copy !req
696. I've killed before,
and I will kill again.Copy !req
697. I will pick up your brains
all over the floor.Copy !req
698. You came out of my womb...Copy !req
699. and I'll stick you
right back in my womb.Copy !req
700. If you don't smile,
I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
701. Yeah, party.Copy !req
702. Break dance.Copy !req
703. I have a good personality.Copy !req
704. I have blond hair, blue eyes.Copy !req
705. I'm a hundred
and thirty-five pounds...Copy !req
706. and I'm 4'101/2.Copy !req
707. I have very light skin.Copy !req
708. I am considered
what you would call an albino.Copy !req
709. I like men
that are very sensitive...Copy !req
710. that will sit down and watch
a good movie with me...Copy !req
711. won't hit on me...Copy !req
712. will love me for me.Copy !req
713. I like men that either have
blond hair, blue eyes...Copy !req
714. or...Copy !req
715. black or brown hair.Copy !req
716. Actually, the eyes,
it really doesn't matter.Copy !req
717. My favorite movie stars are...Copy !req
718. Pamela Anderson
and Patrick Swayze.Copy !req
719. Patrick Swayze is sexy.Copy !req
720. He's good-lookin'.Copy !req
721. I love that man to death.Copy !req
722. I would pay money to touch him.Copy !req
723. When I was born...Copy !req
724. I was born without any toes
on my feet at all.Copy !req
725. I would pick things up
with the balls of my feet...Copy !req
726. instead of my toes.Copy !req
727. I had trouble
walking on my feet.Copy !req
728. Clifford Dumkin
is the fat cocaine addict...Copy !req
729. who lives down by my house.Copy !req
730. He's into wife-swapping
and sex parties.Copy !req
731. He gives girls cocaine,
and he fucks them...Copy !req
732. in front of different kids
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
733. Every time I see him...Copy !req
734. he's got cocaine
all over his mustache.Copy !req
735. - Watch her eyes.
- I want a mustache, damn it!Copy !req
736. - Get her underbelly.
- Her underbooty.Copy !req
737. - Get her nipples.
- I want a mustache!Copy !req
738. It's OK, Foot Foot.Copy !req
739. I want to look like
Burt Reynolds!Copy !req
740. I want a mustache, damn it!Copy !req
741. Oh, baby, it's OK.Copy !req
742. - Gotta calm down.
- I want a mustache, damn it!Copy !req
743. Get down!Copy !req
744. No! Get down now!Copy !req
745. Do you still miss her?Copy !req
746. Yeah. There's not a day goes by
that I don't miss her.Copy !req
747. Sure seems that way sometimes.Copy !req
748. Yeah. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
749. Do you think
she looked a little like me?Copy !req
750. Yeah, she looked
a little bit like you.Copy !req
751. She's in heaven now.Copy !req
752. Yeah, she's in heaven now.Copy !req
753. What was she like?Copy !req
754. Oh, she's... Brown hair.Copy !req
755. She drinked, you know,
a little bit...Copy !req
756. but she was a good person.Copy !req
757. She was real nice, she was.Copy !req
758. When I was a kid,
I remember growin' up.Copy !req
759. There was this man
that raised me.Copy !req
760. His wife walked around
in her underclothes...Copy !req
761. and he'd always tell us...Copy !req
762. all us boys
that worked for him...Copy !req
763. you know, when you'd come in...Copy !req
764. she'd be walking around
getting ready for work...Copy !req
765. told us not to bug her.Copy !req
766. They always warned us,
you know, don't...Copy !req
767. you can look, but don't touch.Copy !req
768. It was hard to do...Copy !req
769. when there was something
tempting in front of you...Copy !req
770. as pretty and good-lookin'
as she was...Copy !req
771. you know and everything.Copy !req
772. But you got to respect
somebody else's wife...Copy !req
773. in other words.Copy !req
774. His dad never gave a crap.Copy !req
775. Not even at the end of his game.Copy !req
776. It was scary to see him
despondent like that.Copy !req
777. His dad didn't care
for mom much, either...Copy !req
778. or the little doggie.Copy !req
779. He started going to church...Copy !req
780. and he started listening
to the gospels.Copy !req
781. It was expected
when he robbed the neighbors.Copy !req
782. He took their wine...Copy !req
783. and he took
some rings and fine jewelry.Copy !req
784. I think he got a fur coat
as well.Copy !req
785. When he had a kid...Copy !req
786. he didn't think
to watch his ways.Copy !req
787. He felt the same as his daddy.Copy !req
788. Come on, put it back up.Copy !req
789. - Let's go!
- Come on, man!Copy !req
790. Go! Go, God damn it!Copy !req
791. - Fuckin' get it!
- Put it up!Copy !req
792. - Let's go.
- Tell me when you're ready.Copy !req
793. Get that motherfucker.Copy !req
794. On your marks, set, go.Copy !req
795. Get him, God damn it, go!Copy !req
796. Fuck him up, Tummy!Copy !req
797. Get it, boy! Get it, goddamn!Copy !req
798. Don't be afeared!Copy !req
799. - Got beat, didn't ya?
- Hell, yeah!Copy !req
800. Shit!Copy !req
801. Don't you know it's a sin
to get beat by your son?Copy !req
802. Shoop, shoop, shoopCopy !req
803. He got beat, he got beatCopy !req
804. He got beat by his own sonCopy !req
805. He got beat, he got beatCopy !req
806. He got beat by his own sonCopy !req
807. He got beat, he got beatCopy !req
808. He got beat by TummyCopy !req
809. He got beat,
he got beat by mummyCopy !req
810. - Who's next?
- Who's next?Copy !req
811. How about the girls?Copy !req
812. You two wrestle...
have an arm wrestle.Copy !req
813. - Come on. Get it goin'.
- Get it on!Copy !req
814. Let's see what we got.
You sit there and there.Copy !req
815. All right, let's see it.Copy !req
816. Do they even know
how to arm wrestle?Copy !req
817. Now, are you guys ready?
You guys ready?Copy !req
818. On your mark...Copy !req
819. No holdin' the table.Copy !req
820. Hand up in the air.Copy !req
821. Get steady...Copy !req
822. - Are you ready?
- No, not really.Copy !req
823. You ready?Copy !req
824. - Ready.
- You ready?Copy !req
825. Go!Copy !req
826. - Come on!
- Come on!Copy !req
827. Go, God damn it! Yeah!Copy !req
828. There.Copy !req
829. God! Get beat like that,
that's awful.Copy !req
830. It's all right. It's all right.Copy !req
831. - I take pride...
- I tried.Copy !req
832. She did her bit. She tried.Copy !req
833. You gave it all.Copy !req
834. Any more fucking beer?Copy !req
835. - That's it.
- Fuck.Copy !req
836. Man, fuck all this bullshit.Copy !req
837. I can piss in this bottle,
fill it back up.Copy !req
838. - Fuck that.
- Have to go for a beer run.Copy !req
839. - Who's next?
- The big man, little man!Copy !req
840. Let's get it. Come on.Copy !req
841. That's what I want to see.Copy !req
842. Let's go, buddy.Copy !req
843. Show him what you got, man.
Fuck him up.Copy !req
844. - Come on!
- Ready?Copy !req
845. Go!Copy !req
846. Come on! Get it! Get it!Copy !req
847. - Go! Go!
- Come on!Copy !req
848. You got it! Come on! Get him!Copy !req
849. Fuck this shit!Copy !req
850. Damn!Copy !req
851. Fuck this shit, man!Copy !req
852. Did the little man get you,
buddy?Copy !req
853. - Motherfucker.
- You should be ashamed.Copy !req
854. Fuck all y'all motherfuckers.Copy !req
855. Loser.Copy !req
856. You can lose with pride,
though, man, shit.Copy !req
857. Little fuck
can break our assholes anyway.Copy !req
858. Not true, motherfucker.Copy !req
859. Aren't you a little girly
from Salt Lake City?Copy !req
860. Two-quart legs
and two rubber titties.Copy !req
861. Two-quart legs
and two rubber titties...Copy !req
862. She loves electricity,
but she burns off gas.Copy !req
863. Got a V-8 pussy
and a cadillac ass.Copy !req
864. That little girl
from Salt Lake City...Copy !req
865. two-quart legs
and two rubber titties.Copy !req
866. Loves electricity,
but she burns off gas.Copy !req
867. Got a V-8 pussy
and a cadillac ass.Copy !req
868. Get in there!Copy !req
869. Don't let him get on you, man!Copy !req
870. Get him out! Come on!Copy !req
871. Come on, man, get him down!Copy !req
872. Fuck him up! Come on!Copy !req
873. Get him!Copy !req
874. Come on! Don't let him
fuck with you like that!Copy !req
875. He ain't got no damn business
fucking with you.Copy !req
876. - Goddamn!
- Kill him!Copy !req
877. Break him down!Copy !req
878. Get him down and beat
the fucking hell out of him!Copy !req
879. - Come on!
- Stomp his head!Copy !req
880. - Stomp his ass!
- Hit him one more time.Copy !req
881. - Fuck him up.
- Get him!Copy !req
882. There you go!Copy !req
883. Goddamn,
dig his fucking grave, man!Copy !req
884. Come on!Copy !req
885. Teach that motherfucker.Copy !req
886. There you go!Copy !req
887. Hit him in the head!Copy !req
888. Smash his brains!Copy !req
889. Look at that.Copy !req
890. - Ain't no ambulance.
- Oh, well.Copy !req
891. Spit on him.Copy !req
892. Life's a bitch,
and then you die.Copy !req
893. There you go.Copy !req
894. It's a cat trap.Copy !req
895. I want it high.Copy !req
896. The doctor said they're
gonna have to take off...Copy !req
897. one of my boobies...Copy !req
898. and I know what happens
when they do that.Copy !req
899. Boys'll stop looking at me...Copy !req
900. and once,
when I finally meet a guy...Copy !req
901. that likes me,
and he sees my scar...Copy !req
902. he'll just stop talking to me
for no reason.Copy !req
903. Boys are like that.Copy !req
904. Dear world...Copy !req
905. I have confusion around me in
every direction from my brain.Copy !req
906. I've tried and tried to make it
here in this fucking world...Copy !req
907. but I think it was a mistake
that I was ever born.Copy !req
908. I do not feel guilty
about taking my own life.Copy !req
909. I've tried your ways.Copy !req
910. I've had a job
since I was thirteen years old.Copy !req
911. Making a living
was never a real problem for me.Copy !req
912. The problem was all I see
is misery and darkness.Copy !req
913. Die, die, die.Copy !req
914. I'll put a gun
to my fucking head right now.Copy !req
915. I'm so pissed I could kill you,
but I'm not going to.Copy !req
916. Life is beautiful.Copy !req
917. Really it is.Copy !req
918. Full of beauty and illusions.Copy !req
919. Life is great.Copy !req
920. Without it, you'd be dead.Copy !req
921. I think one of the reasons
she didn't struggle so much...Copy !req
922. is I said,
"You're a black witch."Copy !req
923. "We're giving you
the greatest honor..."Copy !req
924. "to sit at the right hand
of Arioch in hell."Copy !req
925. Jarrod ain't here.Copy !req
926. Go like that.Copy !req
927. He's got a gay one.Copy !req
928. Come on.Copy !req
929. Is she dead?Copy !req
930. She's alive on that machine.Copy !req
931. She stinks.Copy !req
932. Her life is over.Copy !req
933. She smells like baked ham.Copy !req
934. Bet she could live like this
forever.Copy !req
935. Do you think
she'll ever wake up?Copy !req
936. Hell, no.Copy !req
937. She's dead as hell.Copy !req
938. Go over and shoot her
in the foot.Copy !req
939. Why?Copy !req
940. Try and wake her up.
Shoot her in the foot.Copy !req
941. I told you she's dead.Copy !req
942. Could live forever
on one of these gadgets.Copy !req
943. She'll be dead now.Copy !req
944. She's always been dead.Copy !req
945. She's been gone a long time.Copy !req
946. She sure stinks.Copy !req
947. French fries, sittin' on a benchCopy !req
948. May I, want I, fifteen centsCopy !req
949. You miss, you missCopy !req
950. You miss like thisCopy !req
951. This is my baby...Copy !req
952. and I breast-feed it.Copy !req
953. I'm its mother.Copy !req
954. I...Copy !req
955. I love my babies.Copy !req
956. I love...Copy !req
957. to handle babies...Copy !req
958. because I love my babies.Copy !req
959. And I kiss them on their head...Copy !req
960. on their bald head.Copy !req
961. And I rub its head.Copy !req
962. I love it...Copy !req
963. and I hug it...Copy !req
964. then I kiss it, then I rub it.Copy !req
965. I rub its head.Copy !req
966. Sometimes, though,
I do something. I do it.Copy !req
967. My mom tells me, "Do something,"
then I do it.Copy !req
968. And I do it and do it.Copy !req
969. I clean house.
I sweep the floor.Copy !req
970. "Get in there
and mop that floor up."Copy !req
971. I get in here
and mop the floor up.Copy !req
972. Whether it's water
or whether it's not water...Copy !req
973. I clean it up.Copy !req
974. And then when I cleaned it up...Copy !req
975. I had it all straightened up,
even my dolls and all...Copy !req
976. straightened up.Copy !req
977. Now I always keep my toys...Copy !req
978. because I take care of them.Copy !req
979. And I always do, and I always do
take care of them.Copy !req
980. And then,
when I went to a store...Copy !req
981. I came back, and I got
in a hurry behind the car...Copy !req
982. and I broke
a... a spaghetti sauce.Copy !req
983. And when I did,
I got in trouble for it.Copy !req
984. And then, I didn't break it...Copy !req
985. but this always happens.Copy !req
986. And then I turned around
and looked...Copy !req
987. and I said, "Laurel,
you going to have to pray."Copy !req
988. "No, you got to pray."Copy !req
989. And she said, "Pray about what?"Copy !req
990. And I said,
"You going to have to pray."Copy !req
991. You do have to pray...Copy !req
992. white or black or whatever.Copy !req
993. Some people came by here.Copy !req
994. We're going to have
a lot of people here today.Copy !req
995. So we had to get up
this morning...Copy !req
996. and we did.Copy !req
997. Here it goes.Copy !req
998. Boy. I'm getting that stuff
in my hair.Copy !req
999. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1000. Here I go.Copy !req
1001. OK... in my hair.Copy !req
1002. Miss?Copy !req
1003. Miss, we've lost our cat,
and its name is Foot Foot.Copy !req
1004. It's black,
and it's got green eyes.Copy !req
1005. - What?
- We lost our cat.Copy !req
1006. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
1007. Well, if you see it,
could you call us?Copy !req
1008. - We live right over here.
- All right.Copy !req
1009. Short black hair, kind of big.Copy !req
1010. I don't live here in this town.Copy !req
1011. But if... I will. I sure will.Copy !req
1012. I haven't seen one, but I'll...Copy !req
1013. Please keep an eye out.Copy !req
1014. It's bad to lose one.Copy !req
1015. I know mine went off one time,
but it come back.Copy !req
1016. - I hope so.
- Now I don't have one.Copy !req
1017. - It died, you know.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
1018. Black with green eyes.Copy !req
1019. - Foot Foot?
- Yeah. Foot Foot.Copy !req
1020. Where'd you all lose him at?Copy !req
1021. If I see one,
I'll come back and tell you.Copy !req
1022. The number's on the flyer.
You can just call our number.Copy !req
1023. - Yeah. All right.
- Ask for Helen, Dot, or Darby.Copy !req
1024. All right.Copy !req
1025. Those people are deaf.Copy !req
1026. I'll bet she's cussing him out.Copy !req
1027. You want mayonnaise, Darb?Copy !req
1028. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
1029. Is this your cat?Copy !req
1030. Freddie Prinze was my brother.
Do you know of him?Copy !req
1031. He was on that television series
called "Chico and the Man."Copy !req
1032. Did you ever hear of that?Copy !req
1033. He was an actor.Copy !req
1034. What do you do?Copy !req
1035. I'm a gossip writer
for a newspaper.Copy !req
1036. - Gossip?
- You know gossip?Copy !req
1037. It's like...
Tupac Shakur stuttered.Copy !req
1038. Warren Oates swallowed
his chewing tobacco spittle.Copy !req
1039. Placido Domingo
loves sherbet ice cream.Copy !req
1040. Adolf Hitler had one testicle.Copy !req
1041. P.T. Barnum had an ulcer
the size of a small oyster.Copy !req
1042. Henry Winkler
is allergic to papaya.Copy !req
1043. Satchel Paige
shot heroin down in Cuba.Copy !req
1044. Dr. Robert Oppenheimer
drank denatured alcohol.Copy !req
1045. That's gossip.Copy !req
1046. And that's what you get paid
for doing?Copy !req
1047. I get paid for writing rumor.Copy !req
1048. How much further is it
to where you saw Foot Foot?Copy !req
1049. It's right nearby here.
It's right around here.Copy !req
1050. Where?Copy !req
1051. Well, I'm not sure exactly,
but is there a map?Copy !req
1052. There's a map in the glove box
or here somewhere.Copy !req
1053. Maybe it's under the seat
down there.Copy !req
1054. Let me... let me see
if I can reach it.Copy !req
1055. - I don't see no map around.
- Maybe I can...Copy !req
1056. What are you doing?Copy !req
1057. Why'd you try and touch
her kootchy?Copy !req
1058. - I didn't do anything.
- Pervert!Copy !req
1059. - Now, come on.
- Get out of here!Copy !req
1060. Don't touch her kootchy!Copy !req
1061. Come on. Just give me a little.Copy !req
1062. Let go of her!Copy !req
1063. - Get off!
- Fucking pervert!Copy !req
1064. Stop!Copy !req
1065. Just give me some. That's all.Copy !req
1066. - Let go of her, motherfucker!
- You're hos anyway.Copy !req
1067. It's no big deal.Copy !req
1068. It's nothing new
for trash like you.Copy !req
1069. Kiss my ass, fucker!Copy !req
1070. Motherfucker!
Don't touch my sister!Copy !req
1071. Nothing new for trash like you.Copy !req
1072. Fuck you!Copy !req
1073. Baby. Fucking asshole!Copy !req
1074. Idiot!Copy !req
1075. I knew a guy who was dyslexic...Copy !req
1076. but he was also cross-eyed...Copy !req
1077. so everything came out right.Copy !req
1078. Spaghetti.Copy !req
1079. Hand me the shampoo.Copy !req
1080. That's the conditioner.
Hand me the other bottle.Copy !req
1081. Hi, my name is Terry.
This is my brother Phelipo.Copy !req
1082. Hi, ma'am.Copy !req
1083. Would you be interested
in purchasing a crunch bar?Copy !req
1084. - How much?
- A dollar.Copy !req
1085. The money
goes for children with cancer.Copy !req
1086. Also,
it's for Hodgkin's disease.Copy !req
1087. - Thanks.
- OK.Copy !req
1088. Have a nice day.Copy !req
1089. Some dessert?Copy !req
1090. Man, we be making
all this money.Copy !req
1091. Yeah. All the hos like this.Copy !req
1092. Yeah. Buy the teachers, too...Copy !req
1093. so I wouldn't have
to go to school no more.Copy !req
1094. Tease people, too.Copy !req
1095. Yeah. Make them my friend, then
I tease them with the money.Copy !req
1096. They'll be my friends
more often also.Copy !req
1097. Yeah. We can have all this.
We can be rich.Copy !req
1098. We'll be going around
teasing women and stuff.Copy !req
1099. Yeah. Selling candy,
getting money.Copy !req
1100. Just selling candy,
getting money...Copy !req
1101. and making the greenbacks.Copy !req
1102. I was all rightCopy !req
1103. For awhileCopy !req
1104. I could smileCopy !req
1105. For awhileCopy !req
1106. But I saw you last nightCopy !req
1107. You held my hand so tightCopy !req
1108. As you stoppedCopy !req
1109. To say helloCopy !req
1110. Oh, you wished me wellCopy !req
1111. You couldn't tellCopy !req
1112. That I'd beenCopy !req
1113. CryingCopy !req
1114. Over youCopy !req
1115. CryingCopy !req
1116. Over youCopy !req
1117. And youCopy !req
1118. Said so longCopy !req
1119. Left me standingCopy !req
1120. All aloneCopy !req
1121. Alone and cryingCopy !req
1122. CryingCopy !req
1123. CryingCopy !req
1124. CryingCopy !req
1125. It's hard to understandCopy !req
1126. But the touchCopy !req
1127. Of your handCopy !req
1128. Can start me cryingCopy !req
1129. I thought that ICopy !req
1130. Was over youCopy !req
1131. But it's trueCopy !req
1132. So trueCopy !req
1133. I love you even moreCopy !req
1134. Than I did beforeCopy !req
1135. But, darling, what can I do?Copy !req
1136. For you don'tCopy !req
1137. Love meCopy !req
1138. And I'll always beCopy !req
1139. CryingCopy !req
1140. Over youCopy !req
1141. CryingCopy !req
1142. Over youCopy !req
1143. YesCopy !req
1144. Now you're goneCopy !req
1145. And from this moment onCopy !req
1146. I'll be cryingCopy !req
1147. CryingCopy !req
1148. CryingCopy !req
1149. CryingCopy !req
1150. Yeah, cryingCopy !req
1151. CryingCopy !req
1152. OverCopy !req
1153. YouCopy !req
1154. Yes, Jesus loves meCopy !req
1155. For the bible tells me soCopy !req
1156. Dial it now. It's a bad dime.Copy !req