1. Couldn't look you in the eyeCopy !req
2. You're just like an angelCopy !req
3. Your skin makes me cryCopy !req
4. Come on, Drax. Dance.Copy !req
5. Only idiots dance.Copy !req
6. I'm a weirdoCopy !req
7. I want to have controlCopy !req
8. I want a perfect bodyCopy !req
9. Hey!Copy !req
10. I told you a million times...Copy !req
11. you keep your grimy raccoon hands
off my Zune.Copy !req
12. I told you a million times,
I'm not a damn raccoon.Copy !req
13. Again?Copy !req
14. I love you, Gamora.Copy !req
15. So, what are you gonna do about Quill?Copy !req
16. Me? Why not you?Copy !req
17. I got emotionalistical issues.
What am I gonna do?Copy !req
18. Why are you on the ceiling?Copy !req
19. I wanted to see if these new gravity boots
worked on a slope.Copy !req
20. Here we go.Copy !req
21. Sorry.Copy !req
22. Bozhe moi, Kraglin.Copy !req
23. You must know you will never learn.Copy !req
24. You think you could do better?Copy !req
25. Telekinesis is cheating!Copy !req
26. That's a stupid little pebble!Copy !req
27. I could do that with my dang finger!Copy !req
28. You're a bad dog.Copy !req
29. Do not say that to me.Copy !req
30. You are. You're a bad dog.Copy !req
31. Take that back.Copy !req
32. Come on, that's not cool.Copy !req
33. Nebula, did you hear?Copy !req
34. He called me a bad dog,
and he refused to take it back.Copy !req
35. I don't care, Cosmo.Copy !req
36. - Is Peter okay?
- I don't know.Copy !req
37. What are you going to do?Copy !req
38. Me? He's your brother.Copy !req
39. It doesn't matter,
he still doesn't listen to me.Copy !req
40. Yeah, he has been pretty mopey
ever since Gamora died.Copy !req
41. She's not dead.Copy !req
42. She just doesn't remember anything
from the past few years.Copy !req
43. Nobody tells me nothing.Copy !req
44. Mantis, why don't you just touch him
and, you know, make him happy?Copy !req
45. I am Groot?Copy !req
46. - Dude!
- Gross!Copy !req
47. No, not like that.
Touch him with her powers.Copy !req
48. It is wrong to manipulate
the feelings of friends.Copy !req
49. 'Bout that time
you made me fall in love with my sock?Copy !req
50. Well, that was funny.Copy !req
51. I guess it's back to one of us
touching him the other way.Copy !req
52. Maybe we should draw straws.Copy !req
53. No one ever meant that, Drax.Copy !req
54. - What was that?
- What was that?Copy !req
55. What the hell?Copy !req
56. Oh, my God!Copy !req
57. Is he okay?Copy !req
58. Hey!Copy !req
59. Where did you go, squirrel?Copy !req
60. On the ground!Copy !req
61. No, stop! Don't!Copy !req
62. Stop, please! No! Stop, please!Copy !req
63. Please!Copy !req
64. Who is that maniac?Copy !req
65. Some super douche with ray gun hands,
I don't frickin' know.Copy !req
66. Who threw this thing at me?Copy !req
67. Shut up.Copy !req
68. Baby.Copy !req
69. Pick on someone your own size.Copy !req
70. Peter!Copy !req
71. Peter!Copy !req
72. We need Med-Paks!Copy !req
73. Nebula!Copy !req
74. Piss off.Copy !req
75. Rocket.Copy !req
76. That hurts.Copy !req
77. What a pity.Copy !req
78. No!Copy !req
79. All I did was activate the Med-Paks!Copy !req
80. Get them off! Now!Copy !req
81. Oh, hell.Copy !req
82. We need to get him to the Med-Bay!Copy !req
83. It was destroyed. There's one on the ship.Copy !req
84. Lill ol od for today.Copy !req
85. Stitch him up and transfer him in
with the rest of Batch 89.Copy !req
86. It's okay.Copy !req
87. You're here with us now.Copy !req
88. Hey! It's a new guy.Copy !req
89. What kind of thing are you?Copy !req
90. You've got, like, a mask on your face.Copy !req
91. Mask, eyes, face, mouth...Copy !req
92. does it words?Copy !req
93. It's okay, friend.
Don't let them scare you.Copy !req
94. Hurts.Copy !req
95. It's okay.Copy !req
96. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
97. A kill switch?Copy !req
98. A device set to destruct
if anyone goes poking around inside him...Copy !req
99. or even if we use the Med-Paks.Copy !req
100. And why would Rocket have a kill switch?Copy !req
101. Apparently, someone considers him
proprietary technology...Copy !req
102. and sent that golden lunatic to get him.Copy !req
103. So, he'll die if we operate on him?Copy !req
104. And he'll die if we don't.Copy !req
105. There has to be some way to bypass it.Copy !req
106. It looks like there's a passkey
that could override the kill switch.Copy !req
107. What do we know
about where Rocket came from?Copy !req
108. He won't talk about it.Copy !req
109. Much of the tech was developed
by a company called OrgoCorp.Copy !req
110. And there's a code on all of it...Copy !req
111. 89P13.Copy !req
112. He's got maybe 48 hours.Copy !req
113. Where are you going?Copy !req
114. OrgoCorp have to have records, right?Copy !req
115. Maybe they'll have a way for us to
override the kill switch and save Rocket.Copy !req
116. They won't just give us that information.Copy !req
117. Well, that's why we're gonna break in.Copy !req
118. We kill anyone who gets in our way!Copy !req
119. - Not kill anyone.
- Kill a few people.Copy !req
120. Kill no people.Copy !req
121. Kill one guy,
one stupid guy who no one loves.Copy !req
122. Now you're just making it sad.Copy !req
123. Kraglin, Cosmo,
I need you to keep watch...Copy !req
124. over Knowhere till we're back.
Couple of days, tops.Copy !req
125. - Aye, Cap'n.
- Aye, comrade.Copy !req
126. Take back what you said,
that I'm a bad dog.Copy !req
127. Nope.Copy !req
128. I know you don't really think
I am a bad dog.Copy !req
129. Can you please take it back?Copy !req
130. I will not.Copy !req
131. I located the coordinates for OrgoCorp.Copy !req
132. I think I have a contact near there.
Maybe they can help us get in.Copy !req
133. Contact him.Copy !req
134. Let's go save our friend.Copy !req
135. No, no, no.Copy !req
136. It's good to have friends.Copy !req
137. Oh, my poor baby.Copy !req
138. It hurts.Copy !req
139. Do you have it?Copy !req
140. He does not, sire.Copy !req
141. I tried to warn you, High Evolutionary.Copy !req
142. These Guardians are more powerful
than you think.Copy !req
143. Or perhaps you simply overestimate
your own value, High Priestess.Copy !req
144. No doubt a flaw of some type
in my own design.Copy !req
145. I created you lot as merely
an aesthetic experiment.Copy !req
146. Beautiful numbskulls.Copy !req
147. But your egos have run wild. Say, "Ah."Copy !req
148. And this one
was meant to be the Warlock...Copy !req
149. the apogee of their people.Copy !req
150. You removed Adam from his cocoon early...Copy !req
151. my liege.Copy !req
152. He's still a child.Copy !req
153. No, there's something wrong with him
even outside all that.Copy !req
154. Yes, there's something wrong with me!Copy !req
155. I was stabbed, you extraordinary phallus!Copy !req
156. He doesn't know any better.
We shall do whatever you require, my liege.Copy !req
157. You knew of 89P13's existence for years
without alerting me.Copy !req
158. That's not what I require!Copy !req
159. I'm sorry, my liege.Copy !req
160. Find 89P13 and return it to me...Copy !req
161. or I will destroy your entire civilization,
as is my right as your maker.Copy !req
162. Do you understand?Copy !req
163. Do you understand?Copy !req
164. Yes, sire.Copy !req
165. Toodle-do.Copy !req
166. How did 89P13 survive
after all these years, Theel?Copy !req
167. It was always clever, sire.Copy !req
168. - Yes, that's exactly why I want it now.
- Of course.Copy !req
169. - Its brain.
- That is the only reason, sire.Copy !req
170. But are you really trusting the Sovereign
to retrieve it?Copy !req
171. They're merely a backup.
I believe I know where they're going.Copy !req
172. It's bio-formed.Copy !req
173. Instead of being built,
it's grown from living matter.Copy !req
174. The structure is surrounded by three
impenetrable plasmic security shields.Copy !req
175. It's not going to be easy
to break into this place, Star-Lord.Copy !req
176. Doesn't have to be easy.
I was a professional thief, remember?Copy !req
177. I'll jam the signals one at a time.Copy !req
178. She calls me Star-Lord
when she's mad at me.Copy !req
179. She's always mad...Copy !req
180. at everyone.Copy !req
181. It's because I was drunk.Copy !req
182. She's right.Copy !req
183. If I hadn't been drinking...Copy !req
184. maybe Rocket... I'm sorry.Copy !req
185. It's okay. He's your best friend.Copy !req
186. Second best friend.Copy !req
187. Everyone around me dies.
My mother, Yondu, Gamora.Copy !req
188. Gamora isn't dead.Copy !req
189. She is to us.
You want a Zarg-Nut?Copy !req
190. Thank you.Copy !req
191. First shield set.Copy !req
192. Three, two...Copy !req
193. one.Copy !req
194. - Peter.
- What?Copy !req
195. You had family on Earth...Copy !req
196. and you never wanted
to go back to see them?Copy !req
197. No, you're my sister.
That's all the family I want or need.Copy !req
198. Besides, it was really just my grandpa, okay?
He was a pretty hard guy.Copy !req
199. Still. Don't you think he...Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. You were abducted by Ravagers
the same day he lost his daughter.Copy !req
202. Oh, yeah, he was upset.Copy !req
203. My mom died, he screamed in my face,
he pushed me out of the room!Copy !req
204. He was probably
just trying to protect you.Copy !req
205. - What are you talking about?
- What?Copy !req
206. I'm talking about the people in my life
who died, and you're talking about this?Copy !req
207. Second shield set.Copy !req
208. Three, two...Copy !req
209. one.Copy !req
210. I'm only saying...Copy !req
211. you've never even gone
to see if he's okay.Copy !req
212. He could still be alive.Copy !req
213. My grandpa, he'd be, like,
90-something years old.Copy !req
214. So he could still be alive.Copy !req
215. People on Earth die when they're, like, 50.Copy !req
216. They die when they're 50?Copy !req
217. I don't know. Something like that.Copy !req
218. What's even the point of being born?Copy !req
219. Exactly!Copy !req
220. Are you about to die?Copy !req
221. I'm not 50!Copy !req
222. The point is...Copy !req
223. I wasn't talking about any of this.Copy !req
224. Third shield set.Copy !req
225. Three, two, one.Copy !req
226. Well, not everything
is about what you are talking about.Copy !req
227. And I'm only saying...Copy !req
228. you are upset because so many of the people
you cared about have left you...Copy !req
229. but you also left someone.Copy !req
230. And maybe I wanted a Zarg-Nut!Copy !req
231. It's too late. They're all gone.Copy !req
232. Why didn't we go through?Copy !req
233. We did. It's not the shield.Copy !req
234. Oh, hell.Copy !req
235. Ravagers.Copy !req
236. Hey, guys...Copy !req
237. you're about to be boarded
by the United Ravagers.Copy !req
238. You can surrender and turn over
any stuff worth anything and live...Copy !req
239. or you can die.Copy !req
240. Totes up to you.Copy !req
241. Drax, no, no, no, Drax!Copy !req
242. Guys, it's me, Peter Quill,
I'm one of you, remember?Copy !req
243. Hold on!Copy !req
244. We have an appointment!Copy !req
245. We have an appointment.Copy !req
246. With who?Copy !req
247. - With Gamora.
- With Gamora.Copy !req
248. What?Copy !req
249. You're early.Copy !req
250. What are these?Copy !req
251. OrgoCorp uniforms.Copy !req
252. You're gonna have to wear these
to move through the Orgo...Copy !req
253. without attracting attention.Copy !req
254. This isn't my color.Copy !req
255. What did you say?Copy !req
256. It clashes with my eyes.Copy !req
257. Put it on!Copy !req
258. Nebula, why would you not tell me
that you've been in contact with Gamora?Copy !req
259. Because I didn't want you to get freaked out.Copy !req
260. Freaked out how?Copy !req
261. Like that.Copy !req
262. Let me in there.Copy !req
263. I don't wanna be trapped out here,
I can't...Copy !req
264. Gamora, we are grateful for your help.Copy !req
265. Oh, I'm not doing this
out of the kindness of my heart.Copy !req
266. I'm doing this for the hundred thousand
units my sister promised.Copy !req
267. So, you're a Ravager now?Copy !req
268. Put on the uniform.Copy !req
269. Never pictured you as the Ravager type.Copy !req
270. Who are you again?Copy !req
271. Oh, man.Copy !req
272. OrgoCorp is in possession
of some of the most advanced...Copy !req
273. cybergenetic IP in the galaxy...Copy !req
274. so they're heavily guarded
by the deadly Orgosentries.Copy !req
275. Now, I know you don't have
documentation to dock...Copy !req
276. so you're gonna have to
get in there on your own.Copy !req
277. Once in, Gamora is gonna
lead you to the records...Copy !req
278. where maybe you can find the passkey...Copy !req
279. to override the kill switch...Copy !req
280. and help you save the hedgehog.Copy !req
281. But if you get into trouble...Copy !req
282. we will not be able to bail you out.Copy !req
283. Yes.Copy !req
284. Yes, of course. Brilliant.Copy !req
285. His functioning has skyrocketed.Copy !req
286. That's correct, P13.Copy !req
287. Very good.Copy !req
288. That's the new world.Copy !req
289. Counter-Earth.Copy !req
290. Where the experiments will go
once they're ready.Copy !req
291. It blue.Copy !req
292. That's the sky.Copy !req
293. Sky.Copy !req
294. Rocket.Copy !req
295. Yes, it is.Copy !req
296. What sounds?Copy !req
297. That's music.Copy !req
298. We like it?Copy !req
299. We do.Copy !req
300. This recording is over 5,000 years old.Copy !req
301. "Mo Ergastee Förn, Mo Ergalone Förn Nort."Copy !req
302. Which, translated, is...Copy !req
303. "Be not as you are, but as you should be."Copy !req
304. It's our sacred mission...Copy !req
305. to take the cacophony of sounds around us...Copy !req
306. and turn it into a song.Copy !req
307. To take an imperfect clump...Copy !req
308. of biological matter such as you...Copy !req
309. and transform it into something...Copy !req
310. perfect.Copy !req
311. And we're halfway there, aren't we?Copy !req
312. Come with me, P13.Copy !req
313. I'd like to show you something.Copy !req
314. We have but a single quest...Copy !req
315. to create the perfect species...Copy !req
316. and the perfect society.Copy !req
317. You, P13...Copy !req
318. are part of Batch 89.Copy !req
319. But here with Batch 90...Copy !req
320. I've developed a process
by which I can guide...Copy !req
321. any organism through millions of years...Copy !req
322. of programmed evolutionary changes...Copy !req
323. in a moment.Copy !req
324. See, now, there's the rub.Copy !req
325. For some reason...Copy !req
326. these specimens are also over-producing...Copy !req
327. loligo beta-microseminoprotein
in their systems...Copy !req
328. causing them to be, well...Copy !req
329. Violent. We don't like it.Copy !req
330. A utopia can't have its denizens
murdering one another, can it?Copy !req
331. It can'ts.Copy !req
332. Can't.Copy !req
333. Can't.Copy !req
334. Theel.Copy !req
335. They're programmed to be peaceful.
Like you.Copy !req
336. But for some reason, it's not catching.Copy !req
337. Hyptonic filters.Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. They's suppressaliting
the glycosylated saltses.Copy !req
340. And then boop-boop-boop,
halfcystine residual be formin'...Copy !req
341. and then, they make...Copy !req
342. What do you say?Copy !req
343. Loligo beta-microseminoproteins.Copy !req
344. Yeah, thems.Copy !req
345. And then, angry turtleses.Copy !req
346. There. That's the decompression chamber.Copy !req
347. Lock in.Copy !req
348. Go.Copy !req
349. Activate gravity boots and gloves.Copy !req
350. Nebula, go.Copy !req
351. So, you really don't remember anything?Copy !req
352. Like what?Copy !req
353. 'Bout your time with us.Copy !req
354. No.Copy !req
355. We were...Copy !req
356. We weren't anything.Copy !req
357. You and me...Copy !req
358. That person was
some alternate future version of me.Copy !req
359. It wasn't me.Copy !req
360. We loved each other.Copy !req
361. I don't think so.Copy !req
362. I know you don't remember any of it.Copy !req
363. You were everything to me.Copy !req
364. And I miss you...Copy !req
365. so much.Copy !req
366. And, maybe...Copy !req
367. maybe, if you open yourself up to it...Copy !req
368. there's a possibility...Copy !req
369. I don't think so, Quinn.Copy !req
370. Quill.Copy !req
371. Quill.Copy !req
372. I don't think so.Copy !req
373. Well, what I'm trying to say...Copy !req
374. Peter, you know
this is an open line, right?Copy !req
375. What?Copy !req
376. We're listening
to everything you're saying.Copy !req
377. And it is painful.Copy !req
378. And you're just telling me now?Copy !req
379. We were hoping it would stop on its own.Copy !req
380. But I switched it over to private!Copy !req
381. What color button did you push?Copy !req
382. Blue, for the blue suit!Copy !req
383. Oh, no!Copy !req
384. Blue is the open line for everyone.Copy !req
385. - Orange is for blue.
- What?Copy !req
386. Black is for orange...Copy !req
387. yellow is for green, green is for red,
and red is for yellow.Copy !req
388. No. Yellow is for yellow...Copy !req
389. green is for red, red is for green.Copy !req
390. - I don't think so.
- Try it then.Copy !req
391. Hello!Copy !req
392. You were right.Copy !req
393. How the hell am I supposed to
know all of that?Copy !req
394. Seems intuitive.Copy !req
395. Can we get back to saving our friend?Copy !req
396. Get that jammer ready to change the shield.Copy !req
397. Guys?Copy !req
398. I mean, you wanna talk about a sweet ride?
The acceleration will crush your spine.Copy !req
399. It's got that brand-new fusalix core.
You know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
400. Yeah.Copy !req
401. Really? 'Cause I just made that up.Copy !req
402. I thought you said somethin' else.Copy !req
403. Master Karja.Copy !req
404. - No, you didn't.
- I did.Copy !req
405. Master Karja, there appears to be
a physical breach...Copy !req
406. in the white wing somewhere.Copy !req
407. - Could it be a glitch?
- Maybe.Copy !req
408. I'm accessing the eye.Copy !req
409. I'll see if I can locate it.Copy !req
410. There's some sort of anomaly
in the decompression chamber.Copy !req
411. - Best you check it out, Master.
- On it.Copy !req
412. Hurry.Copy !req
413. Where do we put these?Copy !req
414. Here! Hide them in this locker
until we leave.Copy !req
415. Hurry!Copy !req
416. What the hell was that, guys?Copy !req
417. What, are you kidding me?Copy !req
418. What?Copy !req
419. A neutro-quark just hit the satellite.Copy !req
420. It's burning a hole through the wall.
You geniuses...Copy !req
421. you just throw the door open without
any proper precautionary procedure?Copy !req
422. What procedure, bro?Copy !req
423. You want us to read the manual
for you too, bro?Copy !req
424. You could have killed everyone in the wing!Copy !req
425. Exactly! You idiots!Copy !req
426. I'm angry too!Copy !req
427. Oh, no.Copy !req
428. I mean, can't you see...Copy !req
429. these authentic mechanic uniforms
that we're wearing on our bodies?Copy !req
430. That blend in with some of our skin-tones
better than others?Copy !req
431. Excuse my friend.Copy !req
432. He is the boss' nephew. He's a little...Copy !req
433. Yeah. I got one of those too.Copy !req
434. I mean, this one? This one I love.Copy !req
435. I'm so proud.Copy !req
436. You're doing great. So proud of you.Copy !req
437. But this one, I just...Copy !req
438. - Everything he does drives me crazy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
439. - I thought you said something else.
- Shut up.Copy !req
440. I swear I'm gonna throttle him.Copy !req
441. I'm gonna go to jail for murder.
I am.Copy !req
442. How'd you guys get here so fast?Copy !req
443. I'll be honest with you,
we just happened in...Copy !req
444. before it burned
all the way through, thankfully.Copy !req
445. Good thing you were here.Copy !req
446. All right, guys, wrap it up.Copy !req
447. Looks like we're all clear here.Copy !req
448. Our spacesuits!Copy !req
449. You threw them in the contamination bin.Copy !req
450. It expels stuff into space
the moment you shut the door.Copy !req
451. That would have been helpful information
three minutes ago.Copy !req
452. Damn it, Mantis, why don't you ever think?Copy !req
453. Are we pretending to be angry again?Copy !req
454. Mantis, you asshole!Copy !req
455. Guys, just focus for two seconds.Copy !req
456. We'll find another way out of here.Copy !req
457. Right now, we need to save Rocket's life.Copy !req
458. Nebula, Quinn, and I will get to the records
and get the passkey.Copy !req
459. Bug and Doofus, access the spaceport
through the elevator...Copy !req
460. so Tree can land and get us out of here.Copy !req
461. Apologies.Copy !req
462. No problem.Copy !req
463. Go.Copy !req
464. Not my fault I don't know something...Copy !req
465. if no one ever tells me.Copy !req
466. I didn't even wanna come here.Copy !req
467. I'm gonna need to see your...Copy !req
468. You're hopelessly in love...Copy !req
469. with him.Copy !req
470. Oh, no.Copy !req
471. Hey.Copy !req
472. Hey.Copy !req
473. How you doin' today?Copy !req
474. I'm all right.Copy !req
475. What was your name again?Copy !req
476. Drax the Destroyer.Copy !req
477. That is such a lovely name.Copy !req
478. I'll get the door for you.Copy !req
479. - I'll be here when you come back out, okay?
- Sure.Copy !req
480. Every single time.Copy !req
481. My name is Bletelsnort.Copy !req
482. Welcome to OrgoCorp headquarters.Copy !req
483. For over 300 years...Copy !req
484. OrgoCorp has been producing
cybernetic implants...Copy !req
485. and genetic upgrades across the universe...Copy !req
486. under the watchful eye
of the High Evolutionary.Copy !req
487. That warning we got today,
don't those two match the description?Copy !req
488. Attention, all Orgosentries...Copy !req
489. That manager should have access
to the records.Copy !req
490. If the passkey is here,
she can get it for us.Copy !req
491. All right. I'll handle this one.Copy !req
492. How?Copy !req
493. Pure Star-Lord charm.Copy !req
494. I'm excited for you that you get to
see this again for the first time.Copy !req
495. Hi, Yura.Copy !req
496. Ura.Copy !req
497. - Ura.
- Hi.Copy !req
498. Hi, my name's Patrick Swayze.Copy !req
499. I've been noticing you for quite a while...Copy !req
500. and the way that you smile to yourself...Copy !req
501. when you think nobody is looking...Copy !req
502. it makes my every day a bit brighter.Copy !req
503. We need your hand.
And it's your choice...Copy !req
504. whether it's on your body or not.Copy !req
505. - What are you doing?
- She was never gonna fall for that.Copy !req
506. Dude, she was totally into me, man!Copy !req
507. - I kind of thought you were a douchebag.
- Come on.Copy !req
508. - We need a file.
- What file?Copy !req
509. 89P13. Could that be something?Copy !req
510. - No.
- Then your use to us...Copy !req
511. - is over.
- Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
512. It sounds like a species tag.Copy !req
513. Show us!Copy !req
514. All of our research supports the
High Evolutionary's altruistic objective...Copy !req
515. of creating a utopian society.Copy !req
516. That must be the spaceport.Copy !req
517. What is all this?Copy !req
518. Species patented over the years
using OrgoCorp tech.Copy !req
519. Every species OrgoCorp has created
has its own individual file.Copy !req
520. I'm so sorry about this.Copy !req
521. Listen to me,
this is not the kind of thing we do.Copy !req
522. Please, stop it with the subtle jabs!Copy !req
523. Old you would have never done this.
You had a purpose higher than yourself.Copy !req
524. - A calling to help people.
- Give me a break.Copy !req
525. That's why you left Thanos
and formed the Guardians.Copy !req
526. Except, I didn't form the Guardians.Copy !req
527. And I barely left Thanos.Copy !req
528. Whoever it was that you were in love with...Copy !req
529. it wasn't me.Copy !req
530. It sounds more like her.Copy !req
531. - Her?
- What?Copy !req
532. - That's ridiculous! Don't even...
- Do not bring me into this.Copy !req
533. - Knock it off!
- What?Copy !req
534. Don't look at me like a lost puppy
needing a soft place...Copy !req
535. - to lie down.
- I didn't say anything!Copy !req
536. I just never noticed
how black your eyes were.Copy !req
537. They were replaced by my father...Copy !req
538. as a method of torture.Copy !req
539. He picked a pretty set.Copy !req
540. There.Copy !req
541. That's the file for 89P13.Copy !req
542. Heads up, heads up!Copy !req
543. Okay.Copy !req
544. What?Copy !req
545. Oh, no.Copy !req
546. Walk!Copy !req
547. Move it, move it!Copy !req
548. Stand down!Copy !req
549. Drax, we should make a run for it.Copy !req
550. Or we could fight.Copy !req
551. - Run.
- Fight.Copy !req
552. - Run!
- Fight!Copy !req
553. Take 'em!Copy !req
554. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
555. - I got a plan.
- What is it?Copy !req
556. All of you, come with me...Copy !req
557. Everybody, lower your weapons...Copy !req
558. or I blow this woman's brains out!Copy !req
559. That's the plan?Copy !req
560. - You're a kitty cat.
- Meow.Copy !req
561. You feel like dancing.Copy !req
562. Violent rage.Copy !req
563. Lower your weapons!Copy !req
564. Let's kill that one that looks like a carrot
to show we mean business.Copy !req
565. God! Past Gamora's just mean!Copy !req
566. She was always like that,
and yet, I was the bad guy.Copy !req
567. We are not killing anyone!Copy !req
568. Back off!Copy !req
569. Groot, bring the Bowie to us.Copy !req
570. Now.Copy !req
571. I'm so sorry about this, Ura.Copy !req
572. Oh, please.Copy !req
573. We're here to save the life of our friend,
that is all.Copy !req
574. We paid her to help us get in and get out.Copy !req
575. You'd think that'd mean,
"Oh, I'm gonna help you do it in a way...Copy !req
576. "that no one knows it's happening."Copy !req
577. But no, what she means is,
"I'm gonna shoot people.Copy !req
578. - "Threaten people's lives."
- Shut up!Copy !req
579. And I know you're probably asking,
why would I trust her?Copy !req
580. Well, that's a good question.Copy !req
581. The answer is, we used to be in love.Copy !req
582. Yeah. She was my girlfriend...Copy !req
583. only she doesn't remember it,
because it wasn't her.Copy !req
584. Because her dad threw her off a magic cliff
and she died...Copy !req
585. and then I lost my temper
and nearly destroyed half the universe.Copy !req
586. Then she came back, out of the past.
And there she is.Copy !req
587. Everyone else who died in the past
stayed dead, not her.Copy !req
588. Why? Was it the magic cliff? I don't know.Copy !req
589. I'm not some
fricking Infinity Stone scientist.Copy !req
590. Just some dumb-ass Earth dude who met a girl,
fell in love...Copy !req
591. that girl died...Copy !req
592. and then came back a total dick.Copy !req
593. He left out some important information...Copy !req
594. but that is the gist of it.Copy !req
595. Get to the security hub!Copy !req
596. Okay!Copy !req
597. Everybody, down on the floor,
or we blow your brains out!Copy !req
598. Hey, hey, hey, we don't want any...Copy !req
599. No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No!Copy !req
600. Come on! Would you please stop doing that?Copy !req
601. Yeah!Copy !req
602. Hey!Copy !req
603. Run.Copy !req
604. Drax!Copy !req
605. Get on the ground and show me your hands now.Copy !req
606. Ura?Copy !req
607. Please listen to me.Copy !req
608. We need to get out of here with this...Copy !req
609. to save my best friend's life.Copy !req
610. If you could get us into
the system of those sentries out there...Copy !req
611. they are good people, like you.Copy !req
612. I'm certain of it.Copy !req
613. And if I just had an opportunity
to speak to them...Copy !req
614. They're corporate shills, you idiot.
They're not gonna listen to you.Copy !req
615. They will listen
if I speak to them from my heart.Copy !req
616. Ura.Copy !req
617. Please.Copy !req
618. Hey!Copy !req
619. Come out now!Copy !req
620. Damn it!Copy !req
621. You are in.Copy !req
622. Tell them your truth.Copy !req
623. Yeah, I'm not that big of an idiot.Copy !req
624. I just needed to get into the system.Copy !req
625. Move it.Copy !req
626. Told you she was into me.Copy !req
627. I am Groot?Copy !req
628. Yeah, that looked cool.Copy !req
629. Is sky?Copy !req
630. No.Copy !req
631. That's not sky, that's a ceiling.Copy !req
632. But sire's making a new world
for all of us...Copy !req
633. and when we get there...Copy !req
634. there will be sky...Copy !req
635. and it will be beautiful and forever.Copy !req
636. Wow.Copy !req
637. - Whoa.
- Whoa.Copy !req
638. I have been thinking.Copy !req
639. 'Bout what?Copy !req
640. Nothing in particular.Copy !req
641. But I thought,
since you guys are my closest friends...Copy !req
642. and my only friends...Copy !req
643. you might be interested in knowing
that I have been thinking.Copy !req
644. That's cool.Copy !req
645. I've been thinking, too...Copy !req
646. about something more singular.Copy !req
647. When sire moves us to the new world...Copy !req
648. we're gonna need names.Copy !req
649. I mean...Copy !req
650. 89Q12...Copy !req
651. it's not really a name...Copy !req
652. so I would like my name to be...Copy !req
653. Lylla.Copy !req
654. Lylla.Copy !req
655. Lylla.Copy !req
656. Lylla.Copy !req
657. That's a pretty name, Lylla.Copy !req
658. Thank you.Copy !req
659. I think my name shall be Teefs...Copy !req
660. because, although we all do have them...Copy !req
661. mine are definitely the most prominent.Copy !req
662. - Teefs.
- Teefs.Copy !req
663. - Lylla.
- Teefs.Copy !req
664. Me be called Floor,
because me is lying on floor.Copy !req
665. You're lying on a floor,
so your name is Floor?Copy !req
666. Yes!Copy !req
667. - Floor.
- Floor.Copy !req
668. What about you, friend?Copy !req
669. Someday, I'm gonna make
great machines that fly...Copy !req
670. and me and my friends
are gonna go flyin' together...Copy !req
671. into the forever and beautiful sky.Copy !req
672. Lylla, and Teefs...Copy !req
673. and Floor, and me...Copy !req
674. Rocket.Copy !req
675. Rocket.Copy !req
676. It really is good to have friends.Copy !req
677. Yeah.Copy !req
678. Start the incision here.Copy !req
679. Keep calm.Copy !req
680. - Hold it still.
- I can't!Copy !req
681. It won't stop moving.Copy !req
682. Why did he never tell us about any of this?Copy !req
683. This is worse than what Thanos did to me.Copy !req
684. Well, what about the passkey? Is it there?Copy !req
685. No. But a file was removed today.Copy !req
686. Downloaded and deleted,
a million characters in length.Copy !req
687. The biometrics say it was this man.
Recorder B2H6.Copy !req
688. I saw this guy outside of records today.Copy !req
689. Looks like one of
the High Evolutionary's recorders.Copy !req
690. The High Evolutionary?Copy !req
691. The founder of OrgoCorp?Copy !req
692. OrgoCorp is just a way
to fund his experiments...Copy !req
693. that lie outside intergalactic laws.Copy !req
694. He's created whole societies.Copy !req
695. Xeronians, the Ani-Men...Copy !req
696. - the Sovereign.
- The Sovereign?Copy !req
697. Corners of the universe consider him God.Copy !req
698. I am Groot.Copy !req
699. Yes.Copy !req
700. Yes, what? That he's Groot?Copy !req
701. He said maybe this man downloaded the passkey
into the computer on his head.Copy !req
702. That could store the passkey.Copy !req
703. We find him, we save Rocket.Copy !req
704. The High Evolutionary's coordinates.Copy !req
705. Put the coordinates in the nav.Copy !req
706. Wait a minute.Copy !req
707. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
708. What he wants
is that gutted badger in the Med-Bay...Copy !req
709. and you're gonna bring it straight to him?Copy !req
710. It's almost certainly a trap.Copy !req
711. Trap isn't a trap if you know the trap
is trying to trap you. It's a face-off.Copy !req
712. A face-off is a trap if you're facing off...Copy !req
713. against a guy a thousand times
more powerful than you.Copy !req
714. Do you know who the High Evolutionary is?Copy !req
715. Yeah, he's some dickhead
who dissected my best friend.Copy !req
716. - Second best.
- The High Evolutionary...Copy !req
717. isn't someone you wanna
think about messing with.Copy !req
718. We won't think about it when we do it.Copy !req
719. You know what? I don't care!Copy !req
720. Just drop me off with the Ravagers...Copy !req
721. and you go do
whatever it is that you wanna do.Copy !req
722. We don't have time for this.Copy !req
723. I'm not asking you.
Drop me off with my people now!Copy !req
724. "Your people"?
The Ravagers aren't your people.Copy !req
725. I'm a damn Ravager. You aren't.Copy !req
726. Listen, I know you were always
looking for a family. Okay?Copy !req
727. But my Gamora, the one I loved...Copy !req
728. she didn't find it
with a group of criminals...Copy !req
729. she found it with us.Copy !req
730. People who care about you.Copy !req
731. I know that's who you still are.Copy !req
732. Somewhere inside of you...Copy !req
733. What are you so afraid of in your self
that I need to be something for you?Copy !req
734. I don't give a shit about your Gamora.Copy !req
735. Life made me me!Copy !req
736. I have a few upgrades courtesy of
that gutted badger in the Med-Bay...Copy !req
737. and we are not risking his life
to make yours more convenient.Copy !req
738. I'm family.Copy !req
739. So is he.Copy !req
740. Screw you.Copy !req
741. Screw all of you.Copy !req
742. Found him on the outskirts
of the first shield...Copy !req
743. pirating supply ships.Copy !req
744. I do appreciate this, good sir.Copy !req
745. And I appreciate your generous contribution
to the Orgosentry retirement fund.Copy !req
746. Your associate...Copy !req
747. a Zehoberei named Gamora,
where is she now?Copy !req
748. You ain't getting nothing from me.Copy !req
749. Oh, we'll see about that,
won't we?Copy !req
750. Adam.Copy !req
751. Adam.Copy !req
752. Yes, Mother?Copy !req
753. Show him we mean business.Copy !req
754. I said show him we mean business,
not disintegrate him!Copy !req
755. What more business could we have shown him?Copy !req
756. But now he's of no use to us!Copy !req
757. Well, let's just question
the man's friend.Copy !req
758. Friend? You think that's a friend?Copy !req
759. It's an animal!Copy !req
760. He looks sad.Copy !req
761. I really don't enjoy
how that's making me feel, actually.Copy !req
762. Your friend's a moron.Copy !req
763. I got one of those too. I get it.Copy !req
764. Outpost?Copy !req
765. This is Gamora, you there?Copy !req
766. Fitz-Gibbonok.Copy !req
767. Come in.Copy !req
768. Outpost, come in.Copy !req
769. Yes, Gamora.Copy !req
770. Salutations.Copy !req
771. May I help?Copy !req
772. Well, I need you guys to come pick me up.Copy !req
773. I'm gonna upload the location-link
to the craft I'm on.Copy !req
774. Oh, I think we can arrange that.Copy !req
775. You need to say to him
exactly what I told you to say.Copy !req
776. Why don't you just say it?Copy !req
777. No one ever listens to me.Copy !req
778. Quill...Copy !req
779. life is a pond...Copy !req
780. and you've spent your entire life
leaping from woman to woman...Copy !req
781. as if they're lily pads
upon this great pond.Copy !req
782. Perhaps, what you need to do, Quill...Copy !req
783. is learn to swim.Copy !req
784. That actually made sense.Copy !req
785. Yes, it made sense.Copy !req
786. No, I mean, that's sort of an analogy.Copy !req
787. And I didn't know that you were capable
of that type of thought.Copy !req
788. I know lots of analogies, Quill.Copy !req
789. Analogies, metaphors, et cetera.Copy !req
790. For instance...Copy !req
791. Gamora's head is like a lily pad
because it is green.Copy !req
792. Analogy.Copy !req
793. And also stupid-looking...Copy !req
794. - and flappy.
- Flappy?Copy !req
795. Because her skin is made of a leaf.Copy !req
796. Metaphor.Copy !req
797. Is it?Copy !req
798. Yesterday, I made a poop
shaped like a fish.Copy !req
799. Even my butt is capable of making an analogy.Copy !req
800. What's happening?Copy !req
801. The fluid is in his lungs.Copy !req
802. P13?Copy !req
803. P13.Copy !req
804. Sire.Copy !req
805. P13!Copy !req
806. - My lord, might I suggest that we...
- Where is it? I passed it.Copy !req
807. Must...Copy !req
808. Sire was in the middle of his treatments
when we had a breakthrough with Batch 92.Copy !req
809. Perhaps then we should resume tomorrow, yes?Copy !req
810. "We shall resume tomorrow," no!Copy !req
811. P13!Copy !req
812. There you are.Copy !req
813. Hello.Copy !req
814. How did you know...Copy !req
815. about the microseminoproteins, P13?Copy !req
816. What happened in there?Copy !req
817. Why?Copy !req
818. How did you know, P13?Copy !req
819. It was too little filtration...Copy !req
820. In the hypotonic, yes, we know,
we fixed that.Copy !req
821. But how did you know?Copy !req
822. I made you!Copy !req
823. How did you know?Copy !req
824. Because it worked.Copy !req
825. It worked.Copy !req
826. Their rage is gone.Copy !req
827. We have the peaceful creatures
we always sought...Copy !req
828. ready to inhabit the new world.Copy !req
829. We're going to the new world?Copy !req
830. We?Copy !req
831. Look at you.Copy !req
832. As if you were...Copy !req
833. cobbled together by fat-fingered children.Copy !req
834. How could you be part of a perfect species?Copy !req
835. You're simply a medley of mistakes
we could learn from...Copy !req
836. and apply to the creatures
that truly mattered.Copy !req
837. Batch 89 was never meant
for the new world, P13.Copy !req
838. You could figure out...Copy !req
839. the complex workings
of cytoplasmic filtration systems...Copy !req
840. but you couldn't figure out that?Copy !req
841. But that brain.Copy !req
842. That, I'd like to study further.Copy !req
843. Prep it for surgery and removal
in the morning.Copy !req
844. What about the rest of Batch 89, sire?Copy !req
845. Incinerate them.Copy !req
846. He's dying.
We need that passkey.Copy !req
847. We don't have long.Copy !req
848. We've arrived.Copy !req
849. That looks just like...Copy !req
850. home.Copy !req
851. It's like a replica of Earth.Copy !req
852. It makes no sense.Copy !req
853. Atmosphere is habitable.
Gravity's Xandar minus one.Copy !req
854. Hello.Copy !req
855. We mean you no harm.Copy !req
856. Listen to me, he was just trying
to throw her back her ball.Copy !req
857. Hey!Copy !req
858. Come on! There's no reason...Copy !req
859. Hey, hey.Copy !req
860. Groot, full Kaiju!Copy !req
861. - Not full Kaiju!
- I am...Copy !req
862. - Groot!
- Back up.Copy !req
863. No, not Kaiju!Copy !req
864. Groot, down!Copy !req
865. There's no reason to be afraid.Copy !req
866. Get down, Groot!Copy !req
867. Everybody, it's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
868. Hey. Hey, hi.Copy !req
869. We're not here to harm you.Copy !req
870. Okay.Copy !req
871. See? Here.Copy !req
872. For your knee.Copy !req
873. We just need to save our friend.Copy !req
874. Filthy. It doesn't belong here.Copy !req
875. I will train it in the ways of the Sovereign.Copy !req
876. I will train him not to do that.Copy !req
877. It's an act of blasphemy
even having it here.Copy !req
878. Kill it. Now.Copy !req
879. I am the Warlock, Mum,
and I am done with being ordered around.Copy !req
880. Gamora is here.Copy !req
881. Which means the squirrel is also.Copy !req
882. To save ourselves,
we must bring it to the High Evolutionary...Copy !req
883. before his own people do.Copy !req
884. Yeah, yeah, sit.Copy !req
885. Let's sit. Okay.Copy !req
886. I am Groot.Copy !req
887. It's not rude. It's what it's here for.Copy !req
888. Drax, sit up!Copy !req
889. Idiot.Copy !req
890. Thank you.Copy !req
891. Thank you.Copy !req
892. Our friend...Copy !req
893. He's dying.Copy !req
894. We love our friend.Copy !req
895. But he is dying.Copy !req
896. That's not dying, that's already dead.Copy !req
897. They'll think he's already dead.Copy !req
898. They'll think we're here
on a quest for revenge.Copy !req
899. Drax, sit up.Copy !req
900. That's what it's here for!Copy !req
901. Drax, it isn't.Copy !req
902. It's made for people
to sit shoulder to shoulder...Copy !req
903. right next to each other.
Get your boots off her pillows.Copy !req
904. I find it hard to believe
it doesn't have multiple purposes!Copy !req
905. I'm sorry. My friend...Copy !req
906. is a dumb-ass.Copy !req
907. That's the same as your dying.Copy !req
908. Why do you criticize everything?Copy !req
909. Well, why is it oblong then?Copy !req
910. It was a totally different sound.Copy !req
911. No, it wasn't. Dying. Dumbass. See?
It's the same.Copy !req
912. All right, guys!Copy !req
913. Can I proceed, please,
to try to save our friend?Copy !req
914. Drax, I see you!Copy !req
915. I understand that none of this
makes any sense to you right now.Copy !req
916. We need your help...Copy !req
917. in finding a man.Copy !req
918. I'm gonna draw.Copy !req
919. I'm gonna draw the man
that we're looking for.Copy !req
920. Like this.Copy !req
921. You see the thing on her head?Copy !req
922. - He has a thing like this.
- That is delightful.Copy !req
923. There you go.Copy !req
924. Have you seen this man?Copy !req
925. That's very good.Copy !req
926. Can I have that later
to hang in my apartment, please?Copy !req
927. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
928. His name is "Mowtio"?Copy !req
929. Many mowtios. There?Copy !req
930. At the pyramid.Copy !req
931. Is that your car in the driveway?Copy !req
932. Drax, stay here with Rocket.Copy !req
933. Watch him. That's who they're coming for.Copy !req
934. - I wanna come.
- No.Copy !req
935. Mantis, watch Drax.Copy !req
936. Groot, you know what to do with these.Copy !req
937. - Push down on it.
- What?Copy !req
938. - Push it down.
- I am pushing down on it.Copy !req
939. Push the button.Copy !req
940. - It looks like you're pushing the keyhole.
- The what?Copy !req
941. There's a button under the handle,
press that in.Copy !req
942. Okay. Now what?Copy !req
943. Open the fucking door.Copy !req
944. That is a stupid design...Copy !req
945. and your instructions were very unclear.Copy !req
946. Let's get that passkey and save our friend.Copy !req
947. I was eight years old
when I left Earth, okay?Copy !req
948. Why would I know any more about
driving one of these things than you do?Copy !req
949. Don't see you volunteering.Copy !req
950. - You want me to drive?
- No.Copy !req
951. - I'll drive.
- I don't want you to drive.Copy !req
952. I got this.Copy !req
953. You must be a really loyal pet...Copy !req
954. if they're willing to do all this for you.Copy !req
955. This is the perfect society?Copy !req
956. Sire.Copy !req
957. This one has been running for two hours...Copy !req
958. without breaking a sweat.Copy !req
959. - It's incredible...
- They can survive...Copy !req
960. on thirty calories a day...Copy !req
961. an hour's sleep a week,
they're always happy...Copy !req
962. and they can rewire a carbenetrix core...Copy !req
963. in under two minutes.Copy !req
964. But will she be ready for the new colony?Copy !req
965. Sire, they're here.Copy !req
966. Here we go.Copy !req
967. We're here to see...Copy !req
968. The High Evolutionary is expecting you.Copy !req
969. Which means it is a trap.Copy !req
970. It's a face-off.Copy !req
971. - She stays here.
- Why?Copy !req
972. Policy against weaponry...Copy !req
973. and your arm is a gun.Copy !req
974. - He's clean.
- Let's go.Copy !req
975. Hey.Copy !req
976. It'll be okay.Copy !req
977. Move it!Copy !req
978. Are you okay, Rocket?Copy !req
979. Me Rocket play now?Copy !req
980. I can't right now, Floor.Copy !req
981. What are you doing?Copy !req
982. They ain't gonna set us free.Copy !req
983. Yes, they are, Rocket.Copy !req
984. We're going to the new world any day now.Copy !req
985. No, that can't be true.Copy !req
986. It is.Copy !req
987. They wanna kill us all in the morning.Copy !req
988. What?Copy !req
989. What?Copy !req
990. But I'm gonna fix it.Copy !req
991. What is that?Copy !req
992. It's a key.Copy !req
993. I'm gonna use it to get us all out of here.Copy !req
994. I don't know if that's wise, Rocket.Copy !req
995. Me Rocket leave!Copy !req
996. Hooray time forever!Copy !req
997. Just down that hall, there are ships.Copy !req
998. I know. And if we can get to one...Copy !req
999. I can pilot it.Copy !req
1000. And then we'll all fly away together,
the four of us...Copy !req
1001. just like we always said, okay?Copy !req
1002. Okay?Copy !req
1003. Yippee! Rocket! Sky, sky, sky!Copy !req
1004. - You did it!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1005. You did it!Copy !req
1006. You did it, you did it, you did it!Copy !req
1007. You did it!Copy !req
1008. You did it.Copy !req
1009. It really is good to have...Copy !req
1010. Yes, I imagined you'd do something like this.Copy !req
1011. Back in the cage, P13.Copy !req
1012. Sky.Copy !req
1013. Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.
Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1014. - Q12 and P13 escaped from their pens.
- Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1015. - Q12 is neutralized...
- Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1016. - Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.
- ... but P13 is still out...Copy !req
1017. - so I'll need assistance.
- Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1018. Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1019. Remember not to bruise its brain.Copy !req
1020. All right, P13!Copy !req
1021. You win the crying contest.
Now, back in the cage.Copy !req
1022. Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1023. - Rocket, let's go!
- Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1024. - Let's go! Rocket, please!
- Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now.Copy !req
1025. Rocket!Copy !req
1026. Rocket!Copy !req
1027. Down here. Hurry.Copy !req
1028. - Hey, there it is!
- Get him!Copy !req
1029. - Get back here!
- Get it!Copy !req
1030. What are you doing?Copy !req
1031. I got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
1032. Peter just told you to stay here.Copy !req
1033. Yeah, well, that's his fault.Copy !req
1034. He should know by now that I never
do anything that anyone ever tells me.Copy !req
1035. We need to protect Rocket.Copy !req
1036. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1037. So, hop on and we'll ride back to the ship.Copy !req
1038. Just right over there?Copy !req
1039. Yeah.Copy !req
1040. Drax! Hey! Stop being a jerk!Copy !req
1041. You!Copy !req
1042. Hey, yeah, you!Copy !req
1043. I take it the passkey,
it's in that thing on your head.Copy !req
1044. I would advise against aggression.Copy !req
1045. Got time for me now?Copy !req
1046. Your friend once took advantage.Copy !req
1047. I learn my lessons.Copy !req
1048. I aim some small part
of my mental capacity...Copy !req
1049. back in my own direction...Copy !req
1050. and now, gravity itself serves my whims.Copy !req
1051. War Pig.Copy !req
1052. Now.Copy !req
1053. You must find Counter-Earth familiar.Copy !req
1054. Counter-Earth?Copy !req
1055. I visited your planet many years ago.Copy !req
1056. Earth hasn't been my planet in a long time.Copy !req
1057. Your people had...Copy !req
1058. wonderful spirit.Copy !req
1059. The art and music and literature
were some of the finest in the universe.Copy !req
1060. Earth would be a fabulous place,
were it not for the ignorance and bigotry.Copy !req
1061. - Okay.
- It inspired me to create Counter-Earth.Copy !req
1062. I don't care.Copy !req
1063. All of the good and none of the bad.Copy !req
1064. I don't need another speech
by some impotent whackjob...Copy !req
1065. whose mother didn't love him...Copy !req
1066. rationalizing why he needs
to conquer the universe.Copy !req
1067. I'm not trying to conquer the universe...Copy !req
1068. I'm perfecting it.Copy !req
1069. What the...Copy !req
1070. Hey!Copy !req
1071. Drop the badger.Copy !req
1072. - I just want the passkey.
- Then bring me 89P13.Copy !req
1073. I am Groot.Copy !req
1074. He says, "Suck my..."Copy !req
1075. Why are you so angry?Copy !req
1076. Because I know what you did to our friend.Copy !req
1077. Anything I've done,
I've done for the betterment of the universe.Copy !req
1078. Newsflash, Einstein.Copy !req
1079. Better universes generally don't include
a bunch of octopuses selling meth...Copy !req
1080. to guys with cockroach heads.Copy !req
1081. They do not.Copy !req
1082. Which is why...Copy !req
1083. as I have done many times before...Copy !req
1084. I'm going to have to raze it all...Copy !req
1085. and start again.Copy !req
1086. What?Copy !req
1087. I got 89P13...Copy !req
1088. and I'm on my way.Copy !req
1089. We're in possession of the subject.Copy !req
1090. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1091. I am Groot?Copy !req
1092. Kill 'em all.Copy !req
1093. Stay.Copy !req
1094. I said "stay."Copy !req
1095. What, did you want me to leave you back,
so that Mother could fillet you?Copy !req
1096. Stay.Copy !req
1097. What the hell?Copy !req
1098. - We're working for the same boss.
- Yes...Copy !req
1099. but I need the credit, chum...Copy !req
1100. to save my entire civilization.Copy !req
1101. So be a good creepy thing...Copy !req
1102. and back off.Copy !req
1103. No.Copy !req
1104. Mother.Copy !req
1105. Mother!Copy !req
1106. Mantis and Drax, come in.Copy !req
1107. Mantis? Drax?Copy !req
1108. Hey.Copy !req
1109. I need you to bring the ship here now!Copy !req
1110. Well, we can't do that exactly
because we're not at the ship.Copy !req
1111. Then where the hell are...Copy !req
1112. Nebula, come in.Copy !req
1113. Gamora! Take off now!
Get yourself and Rocket off the planet.Copy !req
1114. What kinda ship is this?Copy !req
1115. It's amusing, really.Copy !req
1116. How stupid are you, hmm?Copy !req
1117. It was so obviously a trap.Copy !req
1118. It's not a trap. It's a face-off.Copy !req
1119. Now kill them all.Copy !req
1120. What do you have in your hand?Copy !req
1121. Grenade!Copy !req
1122. I am Groot!Copy !req
1123. No! Don't!Copy !req
1124. Don't! No, no, no! No, please!
Please, spare me!Copy !req
1125. Please, spare me, please.Copy !req
1126. Thank you. Thank you. Thank...Copy !req
1127. That'd be premature.Copy !req
1128. No, no, no...Copy !req
1129. Quite a novel escape plan,
jumping headfirst into an exploding planet.Copy !req
1130. You'll kill us both!Copy !req
1131. Not both.Copy !req
1132. Why are we doing this?Copy !req
1133. Quill and Groot are inside.
We have to get them out.Copy !req
1134. Groot.Copy !req
1135. Whoever's in the cockpit, activate the brake.Copy !req
1136. The steering mechanism is stuck.Copy !req
1137. Well, pull harder!Copy !req
1138. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
1139. It's hard to breathe.Copy !req
1140. We're entering space.Copy !req
1141. Oh, piss off.Copy !req
1142. What kind of monster
slaughters a civilization?Copy !req
1143. Where are Mantis and Drax?Copy !req
1144. I don't know!Copy !req
1145. - Gimme.
- Here.Copy !req
1146. You're lucky I was able to...Copy !req
1147. - knock down that door...
- Rocket and Gamora are probably dead...Copy !req
1148. because of you!Copy !req
1149. - I didn't know.
- Oh, you didn't know?Copy !req
1150. When are you gonna
stop using the excuse of...Copy !req
1151. being some big dumb clown
for contributing nothing...Copy !req
1152. and the rest of us having to
carry your slack!Copy !req
1153. Don't push him!Copy !req
1154. You don't have the right to push him.Copy !req
1155. And you! You're no better.Copy !req
1156. The only thing we can count on you for...Copy !req
1157. is when someone shows weakness,
you'll be right there to support it.Copy !req
1158. Fine, I don't care.Copy !req
1159. I know you need to find fault in
everyone else to make yourself feel okay...Copy !req
1160. - so find it in me.
- Oh, go to hell, Mant!Copy !req
1161. But you don't have the right to push him!Copy !req
1162. It's not his fault he's stupid.Copy !req
1163. He's a liability.Copy !req
1164. He makes us laugh and he loves us.
How is that a liability?Copy !req
1165. All you care about is
intelligence and competence.Copy !req
1166. Not sure I appreciate this defense.Copy !req
1167. He has sadness...Copy !req
1168. but he's the only one of you
who doesn't hate himself.Copy !req
1169. So I don't care if he's stupid.Copy !req
1170. You think I'm stupid?Copy !req
1171. Yes.Copy !req
1172. Forget.Copy !req
1173. You're lucky I was able to knock down
that door with my incredible strength.Copy !req
1174. Quill?Copy !req
1175. Quill? Quill, are you there?Copy !req
1176. That language isn't in my translator.Copy !req
1177. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
1178. Okay. All right, Rocket.Copy !req
1179. Go.Copy !req
1180. Lylla?Copy !req
1181. Friend.Copy !req
1182. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1183. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1184. This isn't right.Copy !req
1185. Yeah, no, no, no, it's good.
It's gonna work. It's working.Copy !req
1186. It needs to be faster.Copy !req
1187. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1188. Rocket.Copy !req
1189. I let you down.Copy !req
1190. I got you killed.
I got everybody killed.Copy !req
1191. We were right.Copy !req
1192. The sky is beautiful, and it is forever.Copy !req
1193. And I've been flying with our friends.Copy !req
1194. Can I come?Copy !req
1195. Yes.Copy !req
1196. No, no, no!Copy !req
1197. No!Copy !req
1198. Come on.Copy !req
1199. - Come on!
- Quill.Copy !req
1200. No!Copy !req
1201. No!Copy !req
1202. - Quill.
- No!Copy !req
1203. - Quill.
- I'm not gonna lose him.Copy !req
1204. He's gone.Copy !req
1205. I'm not letting him go!Copy !req
1206. Come on.Copy !req
1207. But not yet.Copy !req
1208. You still have a purpose here.Copy !req
1209. A purpose for what?Copy !req
1210. They made us for nothing.Copy !req
1211. Stupid experiments to be thrown away.Copy !req
1212. There are the hands that made us...Copy !req
1213. and then there are the hands
that guide the hands.Copy !req
1214. My beloved raccoon.Copy !req
1215. This story has been yours all along,
you just didn't know it.Copy !req
1216. I'm not a raccoon.Copy !req
1217. The passkey's going through!Copy !req
1218. Quill?Copy !req
1219. Where's Nebula?Copy !req
1220. She's...Copy !req
1221. Because her code is on the comm behind you.Copy !req
1222. What? Nebula?Copy !req
1223. - Where are you?
- Thank God!Copy !req
1224. We're here to get you out of here.Copy !req
1225. - Out of where?
- The High Evolutionary's ship.Copy !req
1226. No, I got off the ship.Copy !req
1227. - You what?
- Wait, where are you?Copy !req
1228. On the ship!Copy !req
1229. - On the ship?
- I didn't lie.Copy !req
1230. Why are you on the ship?Copy !req
1231. To save you, obviously.Copy !req
1232. No, I told you to go back.Copy !req
1233. You gotta know by now I always figure out
an incredibly clever way to get out of a fix.Copy !req
1234. Tell him I said hi.Copy !req
1235. - Really?
- Tell him we're coming to save him.Copy !req
1236. Pay attention or play with the kids.Copy !req
1237. One or the other.Copy !req
1238. "Play with the kids"?Copy !req
1239. How did you get out?Copy !req
1240. That's not really important.Copy !req
1241. I am Groot.Copy !req
1242. Jumping a thousand feet to your death
without a parachute...Copy !req
1243. is a clever way...Copy !req
1244. of getting out of a fix?Copy !req
1245. You're all just makin' up
stuff that he's saying, right?Copy !req
1246. The important thing is...Copy !req
1247. we're all okay.Copy !req
1248. Rocket?Copy !req
1249. Yeah, he's here.Copy !req
1250. And he's okay.Copy !req
1251. Rocket, we love you very much,
and we're happy you're alive.Copy !req
1252. Well, that makes you the idiots then.Copy !req
1253. He's right about that.Copy !req
1254. Back in your cages!Copy !req
1255. Nebula?Copy !req
1256. Nebula, come in!Copy !req
1257. So, you'd like to joust, would you?Copy !req
1258. Go to hell...Copy !req
1259. you sick son of a bitch.Copy !req
1260. You killed all of those people.Copy !req
1261. As I will your friends.Copy !req
1262. I'm sending you the coordinates.Copy !req
1263. They will die unless you bring me...Copy !req
1264. what is mine!Copy !req
1265. Screw you,
you stretch-faced, RoboCop-looking...Copy !req
1266. Skeletor wannabe...Copy !req
1267. purple-nurple piece of...Copy !req
1268. He hung up.Copy !req
1269. You think?Copy !req
1270. 1966.Copy !req
1271. The Soviet put me on a rocket...Copy !req
1272. knowing full well I'm never to return
and I will die...Copy !req
1273. in a fiery ball of death.Copy !req
1274. But one thing even mudak Soviets never do...Copy !req
1275. is call me bad dog.Copy !req
1276. Oh, my God! Could you just let it go?Copy !req
1277. Kraglin, please, just take it back.
This is killing us.Copy !req
1278. I can't take it back if she is, in fact...Copy !req
1279. a bad dog.Copy !req
1280. - Kraglin!
- It never stops hurting.Copy !req
1281. Kraglin.Copy !req
1282. Oh, hey, Pete.Copy !req
1283. We need to save Nebula, Mantis, and Drax,
and we need your help.Copy !req
1284. Me?Copy !req
1285. You're the one who lost it, you twit.Copy !req
1286. The Hellspawn had it, sire, but...Copy !req
1287. But, but, but!Copy !req
1288. But!Copy !req
1289. That rancid word.Copy !req
1290. I'm merely wondering
whether it might be wiser...Copy !req
1291. to go directly to the new colony
and not engage in unnecessary conflict.Copy !req
1292. They can rewire a carbenetrix core
in under two minutes...Copy !req
1293. but what is that, Vim?Copy !req
1294. Rote memorization.Copy !req
1295. Rote memorization!Copy !req
1296. In hundreds of years of our creations...Copy !req
1297. only one has known true invention.Copy !req
1298. One.Copy !req
1299. Putrid in every other way,
but 89P13 had that.Copy !req
1300. Yes, sire.Copy !req
1301. A populace unable to think
what hasn't yet been thought...Copy !req
1302. will die on the vine.Copy !req
1303. We need 89P13's brain...Copy !req
1304. so we can transfer that trait
into these creatures...Copy !req
1305. before we go to the new colony.Copy !req
1306. Nothing else matters.Copy !req
1307. How did they get down here?Copy !req
1308. Peter will be trying to get to the spaceport.Copy !req
1309. He doesn't know about the children.Copy !req
1310. You!Copy !req
1311. We need you to let all the other children
on board know...Copy !req
1312. to stay away from the starboard walls.Copy !req
1313. They know three frickin' words...Copy !req
1314. and two of them are "joob."Copy !req
1315. No! Listen to me!Copy !req
1316. You need to talk to the other children...Copy !req
1317. all of them here, and tell them...Copy !req
1318. to stay away from the freaking...Copy !req
1319. What the hell are you doing, Mantis?Copy !req
1320. Explaining it, dickhead!Copy !req
1321. You're scaring them.Copy !req
1322. Hello, dumb idiots.Copy !req
1323. I had a little girl like you.Copy !req
1324. You know what she used to like?Copy !req
1325. She liked when I made monkey noises.Copy !req
1326. How is that a monkey?Copy !req
1327. Beats me.Copy !req
1328. Yeah.Copy !req
1329. Yeah.Copy !req
1330. They're gonna tell the other kids
to stay away from the starboard wall.Copy !req
1331. Why didn't you tell us
you knew their language this whole time?Copy !req
1332. Why didn't you ask?Copy !req
1333. This could be futile, Quill.
He's too powerful.Copy !req
1334. Well, then I guess we'll die trying.Copy !req
1335. What is "dying trying" gonna accomplish?Copy !req
1336. Or we can just give him the badger?Copy !req
1337. Our thing is dying trying.Copy !req
1338. I am Groot.Copy !req
1339. I know who you are already!Copy !req
1340. Feel free to stay behind in the cargo area.Copy !req
1341. I'm not leaving my sister with that jackass.Copy !req
1342. This you?Copy !req
1343. Fell out of your bag.Copy !req
1344. Let's do this.Copy !req
1345. Wait.Copy !req
1346. Wait.Copy !req
1347. Reading some old letters
You smile...Copy !req
1348. You almost have to admire their pluck.Copy !req
1349. Sire.Copy !req
1350. Howdy there, you freakin' creep.Copy !req
1351. - Back up!
- Yes, sire.Copy !req
1352. You're on, Steemie.Copy !req
1353. First barrel.Copy !req
1354. Second barrel.Copy !req
1355. Third barrel.Copy !req
1356. Fourth barrel.Copy !req
1357. Hard starboard.Copy !req
1358. Hard starboard.Copy !req
1359. And fire!Copy !req
1360. They've breached the spaceport.Copy !req
1361. One of them holds subject 89P13.Copy !req
1362. Release the Hellspawn.
All of them.Copy !req
1363. Sire, the Hellspawn were created
solely to defend the new colony...Copy !req
1364. Do it now!Copy !req
1365. Get me 89P13...Copy !req
1366. and kill everyone
in the head of that dead god.Copy !req
1367. Spaceport wide open, Cap'n...Copy !req
1368. but that old missile's all we had.Copy !req
1369. Rocket, Groot, go, go!
Get inside that spaceport.Copy !req
1370. What the hell?Copy !req
1371. Aw, come on!Copy !req
1372. Kraglin, we have been infiltrated.Copy !req
1373. Open the pit.Copy !req
1374. Sire, our bargaining power will be gone.Copy !req
1375. Abilisks!Copy !req
1376. Good God!Copy !req
1377. This way!Copy !req
1378. One more step and this weird thing gets it!Copy !req
1379. Don't be rash.Copy !req
1380. What were you programming?Copy !req
1381. A self-destruction code.Copy !req
1382. What are you doing?Copy !req
1383. It's okay.Copy !req
1384. Mantis, stop!Copy !req
1385. They eat batteries...Copy !req
1386. not people.Copy !req
1387. Maybe they're just scared
of what we are gonna do to them.Copy !req
1388. We're not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
1389. Everything is going to be okay.Copy !req
1390. Use your heart, boy.Copy !req
1391. A dog!Copy !req
1392. Yeah.Copy !req
1393. She's a good dog.Copy !req
1394. I knew you believe I am good dog.Copy !req
1395. All right, all right, get off me, you idiot!Copy !req
1396. Sire, we must retreat.
The ship is going down.Copy !req
1397. The spaceport has intruders.Copy !req
1398. Go! See if one of them is 89P13.Copy !req
1399. Sire, you have an irrational obsession
with this animal.Copy !req
1400. You must stop, for God's sake!Copy !req
1401. There is no God!Copy !req
1402. That's why I stepped in!Copy !req
1403. Controller, I am taking command of the Arête.Copy !req
1404. Disengage all damaged sectors of the ship...Copy !req
1405. and retreat.Copy !req
1406. Attention...Copy !req
1407. all personnel.Copy !req
1408. Intruders have boarded the ship.Copy !req
1409. Head to the starboard spaceport.Copy !req
1410. Get me 89P13...Copy !req
1411. and kill the rest.Copy !req
1412. We go in there, we get Mantis...Copy !req
1413. Nebula, and Drax.Copy !req
1414. We move in, we get 'em, and we get out.Copy !req
1415. Did that look cool?Copy !req
1416. Okay, new game plan.
We get the hell out of here now.Copy !req
1417. There are thousands of creatures on the ship.Copy !req
1418. Many of them are children.Copy !req
1419. And we need to be good joob joob.Copy !req
1420. It means friends.Copy !req
1421. If we wanna live, we have to leave now.Copy !req
1422. This whole rig is gonna go down any second.Copy !req
1423. They will all die if we don't help them.Copy !req
1424. I'm done runnin'.Copy !req
1425. There's a big hole up in the deck.Copy !req
1426. If we can connect that to Knowhere,
we can lead the survivors to safety.Copy !req
1427. Nebs and me will pilot the ship.
You guys save all the higher life forms.Copy !req
1428. Hello, moron.Copy !req
1429. Come on!Copy !req
1430. Follow me, come on! Come on!Copy !req
1431. Come on!Copy !req
1432. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1433. I am Groot!Copy !req
1434. This way to...Copy !req
1435. Thank you.Copy !req
1436. Yes, you're welcome. I was screaming at...Copy !req
1437. something scary behind you, not you.Copy !req
1438. You look really cool.Copy !req
1439. Kill me if you want,
but then good luck gettin' out of here.Copy !req
1440. - Wait!
- Let him go, Flecktick...Copy !req
1441. it's our only chance.Copy !req
1442. I got a space big enough to get through.Copy !req
1443. I gotta find out if I can change it
to a permeable shield.Copy !req
1444. I can't fly this frickin' thing...Copy !req
1445. the flight controls are all screwed.Copy !req
1446. I'll do it.Copy !req
1447. Go help the others. Wait, give me your comm.Copy !req
1448. Kraglin, I'll pilot from this side.Copy !req
1449. Kragula...Copy !req
1450. back in action!Copy !req
1451. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1452. Go, go!Copy !req
1453. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1454. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1455. Stop, stop!Copy !req
1456. Are those kids?Copy !req
1457. Okay, Cosmo, stitch it up!Copy !req
1458. It needs to be airtight
for the kids to make it across.Copy !req
1459. Locking up, Kapitan.Copy !req
1460. Go, now, go!Copy !req
1461. One by one, one by one!Copy !req
1462. Okay.Copy !req
1463. Locking in and headed down.Copy !req
1464. This way. This way.Copy !req
1465. Why?Copy !req
1466. Why are you doing this? I tried to kill you.Copy !req
1467. I am Groot.Copy !req
1468. He says...Copy !req
1469. "everyone deserves a second chance."Copy !req
1470. You are so strong.Copy !req
1471. Why are you so slow? Hurry!Copy !req
1472. Where's Rocket?Copy !req
1473. You!Copy !req
1474. You thought you could escape me!Copy !req
1475. No!Copy !req
1476. You think you have some worth
in and of yourself, without me?Copy !req
1477. No!Copy !req
1478. You are an abomination!Copy !req
1479. Nothing more than a step on my path...Copy !req
1480. you freakish little monster!Copy !req
1481. How dare you think you are more...Copy !req
1482. 89P13?Copy !req
1483. The name's Rocket.Copy !req
1484. Rocket Raccoon.Copy !req
1485. His face came off!Copy !req
1486. It's a mask.Copy !req
1487. Look...Copy !req
1488. what you did to me.Copy !req
1489. For what?Copy !req
1490. All I wanted to do...Copy !req
1491. was to make things...Copy !req
1492. perfect.Copy !req
1493. You didn't wanna make things perfect.Copy !req
1494. You just hated things the way they are.Copy !req
1495. Kill him.Copy !req
1496. Why?Copy !req
1497. Because I'm a freaking
Guardian of the Galaxy.Copy !req
1498. We have to get outta here now.Copy !req
1499. We have to save them.Copy !req
1500. We've got all the kids on board.Copy !req
1501. No, Pete.Copy !req
1502. The rest of them.Copy !req
1503. Come on! Come on. Whoa!Copy !req
1504. Move!Copy !req
1505. Move it, bird!Copy !req
1506. - Whoa!
- Come on!Copy !req
1507. Come on!Copy !req
1508. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1509. Thought we were limiting ourselves
to the higher life forms?Copy !req
1510. Yeah, well, me too.Copy !req
1511. Let's go, let's go, let's go!Copy !req
1512. Go, babies.Copy !req
1513. Go, babies.Copy !req
1514. Go!Copy !req
1515. I cannot hold much...Copy !req
1516. Run!Copy !req
1517. Go! Go!Copy !req
1518. Quill!Copy !req
1519. Hurry!Copy !req
1520. Peter!Copy !req
1521. Peter!Copy !req
1522. Did that...Copy !req
1523. look...Copy !req
1524. cool?Copy !req
1525. Come on.Copy !req
1526. Cosmo! I'm okay.Copy !req
1527. I am Groot.Copy !req
1528. Thanks. Just tell them I'm gonna be right...Copy !req
1529. I am Groot.Copy !req
1530. Yeah. It was good working with you, too.Copy !req
1531. Hey, Gamora.Copy !req
1532. Are you ready?Copy !req
1533. Yeah.Copy !req
1534. You know, I'm still not
who you want me to be.Copy !req
1535. I know.Copy !req
1536. But who you are ain't so bad.Copy !req
1537. I bet we were fun.Copy !req
1538. Like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
1539. Okay.Copy !req
1540. You okay?Copy !req
1541. I think I need to talk to everybody.Copy !req
1542. So, you're gonna leave?Copy !req
1543. My mother died in front of me
when I was eight years old...Copy !req
1544. and I have been running ever since.Copy !req
1545. I'm gonna need to take some time...Copy !req
1546. and learn how to swim.Copy !req
1547. I as well.Copy !req
1548. I love you all. I do.Copy !req
1549. But my whole life
I did whatever Ego wanted...Copy !req
1550. and then, I did
whatever the Guardians wanted.Copy !req
1551. I need to go out and discover what I want.Copy !req
1552. I'll come with you.Copy !req
1553. No, Drax. That's the whole point.Copy !req
1554. But you need someone to protect you.Copy !req
1555. - I don't.
- Not in a bad way.Copy !req
1556. Just because of your incredible weakness.Copy !req
1557. Oh, my gosh, you're so frustrating!Copy !req
1558. Drax.Copy !req
1559. I need you here.Copy !req
1560. We're building a new society.Copy !req
1561. I need all the support I can get
for those children out there.Copy !req
1562. Today, I saw who you are.Copy !req
1563. You weren't born to be a destroyer.Copy !req
1564. You were born to be a dad.Copy !req
1565. So, you'll lead the Guardians then?Copy !req
1566. No.Copy !req
1567. I'm gonna lead the city...Copy !req
1568. make it the type of home I never had.Copy !req
1569. So, that's it?Copy !req
1570. The group's over?Copy !req
1571. No.Copy !req
1572. Well, the Galaxy still needs its Guardians.Copy !req
1573. And you will make a better leader
than I ever was...Copy !req
1574. Cap'n.Copy !req
1575. I love you, guys.Copy !req
1576. For you.Copy !req
1577. Yeah!Copy !req
1578. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1579. Welcome home.Copy !req
1580. I think I might be at the wrong...Copy !req
1581. I'm looking for Jason Quill.Copy !req
1582. Yes.Copy !req
1583. Come in.Copy !req
1584. Pete?Copy !req
1585. Pete.Copy !req
1586. Hi, Grandpa.Copy !req
1587. Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1588. Yeah!Copy !req
1589. Yeah!Copy !req
1590. Okay, how about your favorite musical act?Copy !req
1591. Phyla, you first.Copy !req
1592. Britney Spears and Korn.Copy !req
1593. Good choices.Copy !req
1594. I gotta go with the man. Garth Brooks.Copy !req
1595. The Carpenters do not have a single bad song.Copy !req
1596. Adrian Belew.Copy !req
1597. Both solo and his work with King Crimson.Copy !req
1598. What about you, Captain?Copy !req
1599. This one's kind of special.Copy !req
1600. Guess they're here.Copy !req
1601. Well, I can handle this by my lonesome...Copy !req
1602. if y'all wanna chill.Copy !req
1603. Nah, nah.Copy !req
1604. It'll go faster if we all do it together.
Groot, wake up.Copy !req
1605. Do you ever feel a little sad for them?Copy !req
1606. Yeah, sure.
But these townsfolk can't protect themselves.Copy !req
1607. On your word, Kapitan.Copy !req
1608. Word.Copy !req
1609. I mean, if she needs help mowing her lawn,
I'll do it...Copy !req
1610. but I kinda feel like her son should help.Copy !req
1611. He's gonna sit on the porch
and watch me do it.Copy !req
1612. Like, he's a 45-year-old man...Copy !req
1613. able-bodied, and I'm mowing his lawn.Copy !req
1614. It just feels weird.Copy !req
1615. Don't get me started.Copy !req
1616. Oh, really?Copy !req
1617. Now I kind of want to know.Copy !req