1. There's a girl in this harbor town
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2. And she works la yin' whiskey down
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3. They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"
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4. And she serves them whiskey and wine
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5. The sailors say
"Brandy, you're a fine girl"
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6. "What a good wife you would be"
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7. Come on!
Slow down!
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8. This way, my river lily! Come on!
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9. Where are you taking me?
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10. Come on, come on.
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11. Look. Look!
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12. Oh, it's beautiful!
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13. I was afraid
it wouldn't take to the soil...
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14. but it rooted quickly.
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15. And soon, it'll be everywhere.
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16. All across the universe.
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17. Well, I don't know what
you're talking about...
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18. but I like the way you say it.
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19. My heart is yours...
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20. Meredith Quill.
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21. I can't believe I fell in love
with a spaceman.
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22. - Showtime, a-holes!
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23. It will be here any minute.
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24. Which will be its loss.
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25. I thought your thing was a sword?
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26. We've been hired to stop
an interdimensional beast...
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27. from feeding on those batteries,
and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?
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28. It's just, swords were your thing
and guns were mine.
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29. But I guess we're both doing guns now.
I just didn't know that.
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30. Drax, why aren't you wearing
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31. It hurts.
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32. It hurts?
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33. I have sensitive nipples.
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34. "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
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35. What about him? What's he doing?
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36. I'm finishing this so we can listen
to tunes while we work.
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37. How is that a priority?
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38. Blame Quill. He's the one
who loves music so much.
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39. No, I actually agree with Drax on this.
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40. That's hardly important right now.
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41. Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.
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42. No, seriously, I side with Drax.
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43. No, I understand that.
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44. I can clearly see you winking.
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45. Damn it. I'm using my left eye?
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46. I am Groot.
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47. - They were not looking at you funny.
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48. Well, that's intense.
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49. Groot!
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50. Groot, get out of the way!
You're gonna get hurt!
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51. Hi.
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52. No! Spit it out!
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53. Come on!
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54. Disgusting!
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55. The beast's hide is too thick
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56. I must cut through it from the inside.
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57. Huh?
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58. - No, no! Drax, wait a minute!
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59. Drax!
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60. What is he doing?
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61. He said the skin is too thick
to be pierced from the outside, so he...
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62. - That doesn't make any sense!
- I tried telling him that!
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63. Skin is the same level of thickness
from the inside as from the outside!
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64. I realize that.
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65. There is a cut on its neck.
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66. Rocket, get it to look up.
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67. Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!
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68. Watch it, Quill!
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69. Yes! I have single-handedly...
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70. vanquished the beast!
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71. What?
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72. What are they called again?
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73. Anulax batteries.
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74. Harbulary batteries.
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75. That's nothing like what I just said.
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76. But they're worth
thousands of units apiece...
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77. which is why the Sovereign
hired us to protect them.
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78. Careful what you say around these folks.
They're easily offended.
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79. The cost of transgression is death.
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80. We thank you, Guardians,
for putting your lives on the line.
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81. We could not risk the lives
of our own Sovereign citizens.
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82. Every citizen is born
exactly as designed by the community.
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83. Impeccable,
both physically and mentally.
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84. We control the DNA of our progeny...
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85. germinating them in birthing pods.
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86. I guess I prefer to make people
the old-fashioned way.
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87. Perhaps someday,
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88. in the archaic ways of our ancestors.
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89. For academic purposes.
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90. I would be honored, yes.
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91. In the name of research...
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92. I think that could be pretty, uh...
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93. repulsive.
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94. I'm not into that kind of casual...
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95. Oh, please.
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96. Your people promised something
in exchange for our services.
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97. Bring it...
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98. and we shall gladly be on our way.
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99. Family reunion. Yay.
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100. I understand she is your sister.
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101. She's worth no more to me
than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
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102. Our soldiers apprehended her
attempting to steal the batteries.
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103. Do with her as you please.
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104. We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
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105. What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?
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106. My mother is from Earth.
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107. And your father?
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108. He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
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109. I see it within you.
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110. An unorthodox genealogy.
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111. A hybrid that seems particularly...
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112. reckless.
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113. You know, they told me you people
were conceited douchebags...
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114. - but that isn't true at all.
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115. Oh, shit.
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116. I'm using my wrong eye again,
aren't I?
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117. I'm sorry. That was meant to be
behind your back.
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118. Count yourself blessed
they didn't kill you.
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119. You're telling me.
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120. - You wanna buy some batteries?
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121. All right,
let's get baldy to Xandar
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122. and collect that bounty.
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123. That stuff about my father...
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124. Who does she think she is?
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125. I know you're sensitive about that.
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126. I'm not sensitive about it.
I just don't know who he is.
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127. Sorry if it seemed like
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128. I wasn't.
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129. I don't care if you were.
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130. Well, I feel like you do care.
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131. That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
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132. Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
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133. Damn shadow.
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134. There are two types of beings
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135. those who dance, and those who do not.
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136. Mmm-hmm.
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137. I first met my beloved at a war rally.
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138. Oh, God.
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139. Everyone in the village
flailed about, dancing.
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140. Except one woman.
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141. My Ovette.
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142. I knew immediately
she was the one for me.
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143. The most melodic song in the world
could be playing.
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144. She wouldn't even tap her foot.
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145. Wouldn't move a muscle.
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146. One might assume she was dead.
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147. That does sound pretty hot.
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148. It would make
my nether regions engorge.
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149. Okay. I get it, yes.
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150. I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.
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151. You just need to find a woman
who is pathetic... like you.
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152. Mmm.
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153. I'm hungry.
Hand me some of that yaro root.
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154. No. It's not ripe yet...
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155. and I hate you.
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156. You hate me?
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157. You left me there
while you stole that stone for yourself.
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158. And yet here you stand, a hero.
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159. I will be free of these shackles
soon enough, and I will kill you.
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160. I swear.
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161. No.
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162. You're gonna live out
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163. in a prison on Xandar...
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164. wishing you could.
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165. This is weird.
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166. We've got a Sovereign fleet
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167. GAMORAI Why would they do that?
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168. Probably because Rocket stole
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169. Dude!
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170. Right.
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171. He didn't steal some of those.
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172. I don't know why they're after us.
What a mystery this is.
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173. What were you thinking?
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174. Dude, they were really easy to steal!
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175. - That's your defense?
- Come on!
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176. You saw how that High Priestess
talked down to us.
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177. Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
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178. Oh, I didn't realize your motivation
was altruism.
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179. It's really a shame the Sovereign
have mistaken your intentions...
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180. - and they're trying to kill us.
- Exactly!
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181. I was being sarcastic!
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182. Oh, no!
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183. You're supposed to use
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184. Now I look foolish!
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185. Can we put the bickering on hold...
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186. until after we survive
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187. More incoming!
Good!
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188. I wanna kill some guys!
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189. You're not killing anyone.
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190. All those ships are remotely piloted.
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191. Damn it!
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192. What is the delay, Admiral?
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193. High Priestess, the batteries,
they are exceptionally combustible...
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194. and could destroy the entire fleet.
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195. Our concern is their slight
against our people.
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196. We hired them and they steal from us.
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197. It is heresy of the highest order.
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198. All command modules...
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199. fire with the intent to kill.
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200. What's the nearest habitable planet?
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201. It's called Berhert.
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202. - How manyjumps?
- Only one.
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203. But the access point is 47 clicks away.
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204. And you have to go through
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205. Quill, to make it through that...
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206. you'd have to be the greatest
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207. Lucky for us, I...
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208. lam.
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209. What are you doing?
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210. I've been flying this rig
since I was 10 years old.
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211. I was cybernetically engineered
to pilot a spacecraft.
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212. You were cybernetically engineered
to be a douchebag!
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213. Stop it.
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214. Later on tonight, you're gonna be
laying down in your bed...
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215. and there's gonna be something squishy
in your pillow case.
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216. And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"
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217. And it's gonna be because
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218. You put your turd in my bed,
I shave you.
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219. Oh, it won't be my turd.
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220. It will be Drax's.
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221. I have famously huge turds.
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222. We're about to die,
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223. Son of a...
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225. Hey! Let me...
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226. Idiots!
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227. Well, that's what you get
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228. - when Quill flies.
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229. - 0w!
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230. We still have a Sovereign craft
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231. Our weapons are down.
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232. 20 clicks to thejump!
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233. Hold on.
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234. It's not ripe.
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235. Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
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236. Yes!
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237. 15 clicks to the jump!
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238. Come on!
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239. Keep going!
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240. 10 clicks!
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241. Die, spaceship!
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242. You suck, Zylak.
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243. typical.
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244. Five clicks!
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245. Son of a...
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246. They went around the field!
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247. Someone destroyed all our ships!
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248. What?
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249. Who?
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250. One click!
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251. - What is that?
- Who cares?
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252. That's the jump point! Go!
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253. L'£'S a QUY-
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254. Oh, my God.
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255. He's still out there?
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256. Groot, put your seatbelt on!
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257. Prepare for a really bad landing!
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258. That was awesome!
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259. Yes!
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260. Look at this!
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261. Where is the other half of our ship?
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262. My ship.
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263. Either one of you could have
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264. had you flown with
what's between your ears
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266. If what's between my legs
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267. I guarantee I could have landed
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268. Peter, we almost died
because of your arrogance.
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269. More like because he stole...
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270. the Anulax batteries!
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271. They're called Harbulary batteries.
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272. No, they're not!
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273. Do you know why I did it,
Star-Munch? Hmm?
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274. I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
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275. I did it because I wanted to!
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276. Dick.
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277. What are we even talking about this for?
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278. We just had a little man save us
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279. How little?
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280. Well, I don't know, like this?
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281. A little one-inch man saved us?
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282. Well, if he got closer,
I'm sure he would be much larger.
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283. That's how eyesight works,
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284. Don't call me a raccoon!
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285. I'm sorry. I took it too far.
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286. I meant trash panda.
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287. Is that better?
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288. I don't know.
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289. It's worse. It's so much worse.
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290. You son of a...
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291. Hey!
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292. I've had it with you!
No! Back up!
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293. Someone followed you
through the jump point.
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294. Set me free, you'll need my help.
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295. I'm not a fool, Nebula.
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296. You are a fool if you deprive yourself
a hand in combat.
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297. You'll attack me the moment I let you go.
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298. No, I won't.
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299. You'd think an evil supervillain
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300. I bet it's the one-inch man.
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301. After all these years, I've found you.
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302. And who the hell are you?
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303. I figured my rugged good looks
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304. My name is Ego...
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305. and I'm your dad, Peter.
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306. - You know what they say...
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307. "You're out of luck
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308. Yondu!
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309. Come on down!
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310. After going around
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312. I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...
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313. "but you're losing your mind!"
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314. Then again, she's always been that way.
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315. I could never trust her. You know?
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316. Sta ka r.
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317. It's been some time.
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318. It seems like this establishment
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319. - Sir!
- Stakar!
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320. There's a hundred
Ravager factions.
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321. You lost the business of 99 of them
by serving one.
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322. Please, sir. Please!
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323. Get away from me.
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324. You can go to hell then!
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325. I don't give a damn what you think of me!
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326. So what are you following us for?
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327. Because you're gonna listen to
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328. I don't gotta listen to nothing!
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329. You betrayed the code!
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330. Ravagers don't deal in kids.
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331. I told you before!
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332. You didn't know because
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333. you didn't want to know
because it made you rich.
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334. I demand a seat at the table!
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335. I wear these flames, same as you.
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336. You may dress like us...
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337. but you'll never hear the Horns
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338. And the Colors of Ogord...
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339. will never flash over your grave.
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340. Ir you think...
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341. I take pleasure in exiling you...
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342. you're wrong.
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343. You broke all our hearts.
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344. Ah, pathetic.
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345. First, Quill betrays us...
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346. and Yondu just lets him go sect-free.
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347. We followed him
because he was the one...
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348. who wasn't afraid
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349. Seems he's goin' soft.
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350. If he's so soft, why are you whispering?
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351. You know I'm right, Kraglin.
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352. You best be very careful
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354. Yondu Udonta...
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358. But instead of returning you...
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359. Yondu kept you.
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360. I have no clue as to why.
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361. Well, I'll tell you why.
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362. Because I was a skinny little kid
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363. who could squeeze into places
adults couldn't.
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364. It made it easier for thievin'.
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365. Well, I've been trying to
track you down ever since.
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366. I thought Yondu was your father.
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367. What? We've been together
this whole time...
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368. and you thought Yondu
was my actual blood relative?
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369. You look exactly alike.
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370. One's blue!
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371. No, he's not my father!
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372. Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
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373. kicked the crap out of me
so I could learn to fight...
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374. and kept me in terror
by threatening to eat me.
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375. - Eat you?
- Yeah.
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376. Oh, that son of a bitch.
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377. How'd you locate us now?
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378. Well, even where I reside,
out past the edge of what's known...
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379. we've heard tell about the man
they call Star-Lord.
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380. What say we head out there right now?
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381. Your associates are welcome.
Even that triangle-faced monkey there.
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382. I promise you...
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383. it's unlike any other place
you've ever seen.
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384. And there...
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385. I can explain your very special heritage.
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386. Finally get to be...
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387. the father I've always wanted to be.
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388. Excuse me.
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389. I've gotta take a whiz.
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390. I'm not buying it.
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391. Let's go take a walk.
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392. I am Mantis.
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393. What are you doing?
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394. Smiling.
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395. I hear it is the thing to do
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396. Not if you do it like that.
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397. Oh...
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399. I do not understand
the intricacies of social interaction.
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400. Can I pet your puppy?
It is adorable.
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401. Yes.
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402. That is called a practical joke!
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403. I liked it very much!
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404. I just made it up!
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405. Give me a break!
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406. After all this time,
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407. you're gonna show up,
and all of a sudden...
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408. - you wanna be my dad?
I hear you.
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409. And by the way,
this could be a trap.
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410. The Kree purists, the Ravagers...
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411. - they all want us dead.
- I know, but...
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412. But what?
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413. What was that story you told me
about Zardu Hasselfrau?
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414. Who?
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415. He owned a magic boat?
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416. David Hasselhoff?
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417. Right.
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418. Not a magic boat. A talking car.
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419. Why did he talk again?
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420. To help him fight crime,
and to be supportive.
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421. As a child, you would carry
his picture in your pocket...
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422. and you would tell
all the other children...
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423. that he was your father,
but that he was out of town.
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424. Shooting Knight Rider
or touring with his band in Germany.
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425. I told you that when I was drunk.
Why are you bringing that up now?
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426. I love that story.
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427. - I hate that story.
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428. It's so sad!
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429. As a kid, I used to see all the other kids
off playing catch with their dad.
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430. And I wanted that,
more than anything in the world!
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431. That's my point, Peter.
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432. What if this man is your Hasselhoff?
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433. If he ends up being evil...
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434. We Will just kill him.
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435. You're leaving me with that fox?
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436. He's not a fox.
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437. Shoot her if she does
anything suspicious.
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438. - Or if you feel like it.
Okay.
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440. We'll be back before
Rocket's finished fixing the ship.
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441. DRAX". What if the Sovereign come?
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442. There's no way for them
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443. I'm uncertain about parting ways.
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444. God, you're like an old woman.
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445. Because I'm wise?
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446. Why do you have
so much luggage?
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447. I don't want Groot
playing with my things.
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448. I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick
as you, orphan boy.
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449. What is your goal here?
To get everybody to hate you?
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450. Because it's working.
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451. And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
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452. I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain
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455. I can still hear you saying
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456. You would never break the chain
Copy !req
457. And if you don't love me now
Copy !req
458. You will never love me again
Copy !req
459. I can still hear you saying
Copy !req
460. You would never break the chain
Copy !req
461. Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
Copy !req
462. Oh...
Copy !req
463. No one has ever asked me
a personal question.
Copy !req
464. Your antennae, what are they for?
Copy !req
465. Their purpose?
Copy !req
466. Yes. Quill and I have a bet.
Copy !req
467. Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
Copy !req
468. I say...
Copy !req
469. if you are about to go through
a doorway that is too low...
Copy !req
470. your antennae will feel this,
and keep you from being decapitated.
Copy !req
471. Right.
And if it's anything other than...
Copy !req
472. you specifically not being decapitated
by a doorway, I win.
Copy !req
473. They are not for feeling doorways.
Copy !req
474. I think...
Copy !req
475. they have something to do
with my empathic abilities.
Copy !req
476. What are those?
Copy !req
477. If I touch someone,
I can feel their feelings.
Copy !req
478. - You read minds?
- No.
Copy !req
479. Telepaths know thoughts.
Copy !req
480. Empaths feel feelings.
Copy !req
481. Emotions.
Copy !req
482. May I?
Copy !req
483. All right.
Copy !req
484. You feel love.
Copy !req
485. Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
unselfish love forjust about everybody.
Copy !req
486. No!
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487. Romantic, sexual love.
Copy !req
488. No, I don't.
Copy !req
489. - For her!
- No!
Copy !req
490. Okay.
Copy !req
491. She just told everyone
your deepest, darkest secret!
Copy !req
492. Dude, I think
you're overreacting a little bit!
Copy !req
493. You must be so embarrassed!
Copy !req
494. Do me! Do me!
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495. I have never felt such humor!
Copy !req
496. So unbelievably uncool.
Copy !req
497. - Oh, Quill.
Copy !req
498. Touch me, and the only thing
you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
Copy !req
499. I can also alter emotions to some extent.
Copy !req
500. QUILLI Yeah, like what?
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501. If I touch someone who is sad...
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502. I can ease them into contentment
for a short while.
Copy !req
503. I can make a stubborn person compliant.
Copy !req
504. But I mostly use it
to help my master sleep.
Copy !req
505. He lies awake at night
thinking about his progeny.
Copy !req
506. Do one of those on me.
Copy !req
507. Sleep.
Copy !req
508. I love this song.
Copy !req
509. - Huh?
Copy !req
510. - There!
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511. Ah...
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512. Ain't so tough now without
all your toys...
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513. are you?
Copy !req
514. Move!
Copy !req
515. Crap.
Copy !req
516. Hey there, rat!
Copy !req
517. How's it going, you blue idiot?
Copy !req
518. Not so bad.
Copy !req
519. We got ourselves a pretty good
little gig here.
Copy !req
520. This golden gal with
quite a high opinion of herself...
Copy !req
521. has offered us a large sum to deliver you
and your pals over to her...
Copy !req
522. because she wants
Copy !req
523. - 't0 kill y'all.
Copy !req
524. Your friend...
Copy !req
525. There's too many of them.
Copy !req
526. He needs my help.
If you care about him...
Copy !req
527. you need to get me out of these bonds.
Copy !req
528. They are going to kill him!
Copy !req
529. I tell you,
it was pretty easy to find you.
Copy !req
530. I put a tracer on your ship back there...
Copy !req
531. during the war over Xandar.
Copy !req
532. Give me your word
you won't hurt Groot...
Copy !req
533. and I'll tell you where the batteries are.
Copy !req
534. Lucky for you,
my word don't mean squat.
Copy !req
535. Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
Copy !req
536. Otherwise, you'd what?
Copy !req
537. We'll take them batteries.
Copy !req
538. They're worth what?
A quarter mill on the open market?
Copy !req
539. That Priestess offered us a million.
Copy !req
540. A quarter is only one third of that!
Copy !req
541. A quarter ain't a third.
Copy !req
542. A quarter is 25.
Copy !req
543. No.
Copy !req
544. We can't even buy
a pair of boots with 25 units.
Copy !req
545. Enough!
Copy !req
546. The point is, we ain't stupid enough
to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Copy !req
547. The whole dang Nova Corps
would be on us.
Copy !req
548. That ain't right!
Copy !req
549. I just gotta say it
this one time, Captain.
Copy !req
550. No matter how many times
Quill betrays you...
Copy !req
551. you protect him like
none of the rest of us much matter!
Copy !req
552. Yeah!
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553. I'm the one what sticks up for you!
Copy !req
554. Take it easy, Kraglin.
Copy !req
555. Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.
Copy !req
556. Suppose it's time for a change
in leadership.
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557. Put your damn guns down!
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558. Whoa! Whoa!
Copy !req
559. There must be some kind of
peaceful resolution to this, fellas.
Copy !req
560. Or even a violent one
where I'm standing over there.
Copy !req
561. Well, hello, boys.
Copy !req
562. It's not ripe.
Copy !req
563. Welcome, everyone, to my world.
Copy !req
564. Wow.
You have your own planet?
Copy !req
565. Come on.
No larger than your Earth's Moon.
Copy !req
566. Humility.
Copy !req
567. I like it.
Copy !req
568. I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
Copy !req
569. You own a planet and can destroy
two dozen spaceships without a suit.
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570. What are you exactly?
Copy !req
571. I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart.
Copy !req
572. A Celestial, like a god?
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573. Mmm, small son.
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574. At least on the days
I'm feeling humble as Drax.
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575. QUILLI Whoa!
Copy !req
576. I don't know where I came from exactly.
Copy !req
577. First thing I remember is flickering...
Copy !req
578. adrift in the cosmos utterly...
Copy !req
579. and entirely alone.
Copy !req
580. Over millions of years...
Copy !req
581. I learned to control
the molecules around me.
Copy !req
582. I grew smarter and stronger.
Copy !req
583. And I continued building from there...
Copy !req
584. laYer by layer...
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585. the very planet you walk on now.
Copy !req
586. Whoa.
Copy !req
587. But I wanted more.
Copy !req
588. Ideswedu.
Copy !req
589. Meaning.
Copy !req
590. "There must be some life
out there in the universe...
Copy !req
591. "besides just me," I thought.
Copy !req
592. And so, I set myself the task
of finding it.
Copy !req
593. I created...
Copy !req
594. what I imagined biological life
to be like...
Copy !req
595. down to the most minute detail.
Copy !req
596. Did you make a penis?
Copy !req
597. Dude!
Copy !req
598. What is wrong with you?
Copy !req
599. If he is a planet, how could he
make a baby with your mother?
Copy !req
600. He would smush her!
Copy !req
601. I don't need to hear how my parents...
Copy !req
602. Why?
Copy !req
603. My father would tell the story
Copy !req
604. of impregnating my mother
every winter solstice.
Copy !req
605. That's disgusting.
Copy !req
606. It was beautiful.
Copy !req
607. You Earthers have hang-ups.
Copy !req
608. Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
Copy !req
609. Ha! Thank you!
Copy !req
610. It's not half bad.
Copy !req
611. - Oh.
- Ugh.
Copy !req
612. I've also got pain receptors,
and a digestive system...
Copy !req
613. and all the accompanying junk.
Copy !req
614. I wanted to experience
what it truly meant to be human...
Copy !req
615. as I set out amongst the stars...
Copy !req
616. until I found...
Copy !req
617. what I sought.
Copy !req
618. Life.
Copy !req
619. I was not alone in the universe after all.
Copy !req
620. When did you meet my mother?
Copy !req
621. Not long after.
Copy !req
622. It was with Meredith
that I first experienced love.
Copy !req
623. I called her my river lily.
Copy !req
624. And from that love, Peter...
Copy !req
625. 'NU.
Copy !req
626. I have searched for you for so long.
Copy !req
627. And when I heard of a man from Earth...
Copy !req
628. who held an Infinity Stone
in his hand without dying...
Copy !req
629. I knew you must be the son
of the woman I loved.
Copy !req
630. If you loved her, why did you leave her?
Copy !req
631. TULLKI This is mutiny!
Copy !req
632. This is mutiny!
Copy !req
633. This is mutiny!
Copy !req
634. You're scum!
Copy !req
635. RAVAGERS'. ON.!
Copy !req
636. Captain!
Copy !req
637. Help me! Please!
Copy !req
638. Captain!
Copy !req
639. You're the one what killed those men...
Copy !req
640. by leading them down the wrong path.
Copy !req
641. Because you're weak.
Copy !req
642. And stupid!
Copy !req
643. It's time for the Ravagers...
Copy !req
644. to rise once again to glory
with a new captain...
Copy !req
645. Taserface!
Copy !req
646. I'm sorry. Your name is...
Copy !req
647. It's Taserface?
Copy !req
648. That's right.
Copy !req
649. Do you shoot tasers out of your face?
Copy !req
650. It's metaphorical!
Copy !req
651. Yeah!
Copy !req
652. For what?
Copy !req
653. For it is a name what strikes fear...
Copy !req
654. into the hearts of anyone what hears it.
Copy !req
655. Okay.
Copy !req
656. Okay...
Copy !req
657. whatever you say.
Copy !req
658. You shut up.
Copy !req
659. You're next.
Copy !req
660. Udonta, I have waited a long time to do...
Copy !req
661. - What?
Copy !req
662. I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
Copy !req
663. I just keep imagining you
waking up in the morning, sir...
Copy !req
664. looking in the mirror and then
in all seriousness saying to yourself...
Copy !req
665. "You know what would be
a really kick-ass name?
Copy !req
666. "Taserface!"
Copy !req
667. - That's how I hear you in my head!
Copy !req
668. What was your second choice?
Copy !req
669. - Scrotum Hat?
Copy !req
670. New plan. We're killing you first.
Copy !req
671. Well, dying is certainly better
than having to live an entire life...
Copy !req
672. as a moronic shitbag who thinks
Taserface is a cool name.
Copy !req
673. That's enough killing for today.
Copy !req
674. She's the daughter
of Thanos.
Copy !req
675. I thought you were
the biggest sadist in the galaxy.
Copy !req
676. That was when Daddy
was paying my bills.
Copy !req
677. The Priestess wants to
kill the fox herself.
Copy !req
678. And he has bounties on his head
in at least 12 Kree provinces.
Copy !req
679. I assure you...
Copy !req
680. I am not as easy a mark as an old man
without his magic stick...
Copy !req
681. or a talking woodland beast.
Copy !req
682. I want 10% of the take...
Copy !req
683. and a couple more things.
Copy !req
684. We got
a whole box of hands...
Copy !req
685. - if that one don't work out.
- It is fine.
Copy !req
686. You think them Kree
is gonna execute the captain?
Copy !req
687. The Kree consider themselves merciful.
It will be painless.
Copy !req
688. Well, here it is.
It's the best ship we got.
Copy !req
689. Location of Ego's planet in the nav.
Copy !req
690. We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
Copy !req
691. What are you gonna do with your share?
Copy !req
692. As a child, my father
would have Gamora and me
Copy !req
693. battle one another in training.
Copy !req
694. Every time my sister prevailed...
Copy !req
695. my father would replace a piece of me
with machinery...
Copy !req
696. claiming he wanted me to be her equal.
Copy !req
697. But she won...
Copy !req
698. again and again, and again,
never once refraining.
Copy !req
699. So after I murder my sister...
Copy !req
700. I will buy a warship
Copy !req
701. with every conceivable
instrument of death.
Copy !req
702. I will hunt my father like a dog,
and I will tear him apart slowly...
Copy !req
703. piece by piece...
Copy !req
704. until he knows some semblance
of the profound and unceasing pain...
Copy !req
705. I know every single day.
Copy !req
706. Yeah.
Copy !req
707. I was talking about,
like, a pretty necklace.
Copy !req
708. Or a nice hat.
Copy !req
709. Something to make the other girls go,
"Ooh, that's nice!"
Copy !req
710. ANYWAYS, happy trails.
Copy !req
711. My mother told everyone
my father was from the stars.
Copy !req
712. She had brain cancer,
so everyone thought she was delusional.
Copy !req
713. Peter...
Copy !req
714. Listen, I'd love to believe all of this,
I really would.
Copy !req
715. But you left...
Copy !req
716. the most wonderful woman ever...
Copy !req
717. to die alone.
Copy !req
718. I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.
Copy !req
719. If I don't return regularly
to my planet...
Copy !req
720. and the light Within it...
Copy !req
721. this form will wither and perish.
Copy !req
722. So why didn't you come back?
Why did you send Yondu?
Copy !req
723. A criminal, of all people,
to come and fetch me?
Copy !req
724. I loved your mother, Peter!
Copy !req
725. I couldn't stand to set foot
on an Earth...
Copy !req
726. where she wasn't living!
You can't imagine what that's like!
Copy !req
727. I know exactly what that feels like!
Copy !req
728. I had to watch her die!
Copy !req
729. Over the millions and millions
of years of my existence...
Copy !req
730. I've made many mistakes, Peter.
Copy !req
731. But you're not one of them.
Copy !req
732. Please give me the chance to be
the father she would want me to be.
Copy !req
733. There's so much that I need to
teach you about this planet...
Copy !req
734. and the light within.
Copy !req
735. They are a part of you, Peter.
Copy !req
736. What do you mean?
Copy !req
737. Give me your hands, son.
Copy !req
738. Here.
Copy !req
739. Hold them like that.
Copy !req
740. Now, close your eyes and concentrate.
Copy !req
741. Take your brain
to the center of this planet.
Copy !req
742. Yes!
Copy !req
743. Yes!
Copy !req
744. Whoa!
Copy !req
745. Yes! It's okay.
Copy !req
746. Just relax. Concentrate.
Copy !req
747. You can do it. Bring it back.
Copy !req
748. Yes!
Copy !req
749. Yes, now shape it.
Copy !req
750. Feel that energy.
Copy !req
751. Yes.
Copy !req
752. You're home.
Copy !req
753. Peter...
Copy !req
754. How did you get to
this weird, dumb planet?
Copy !req
755. Ego found me
in my larva state.
Copy !req
756. Orphaned on my homeworld.
Copy !req
757. He raised me by hand,
and kept me as his own.
Copy !req
758. So you're a pet?
Copy !req
759. I suppose.
Copy !req
760. People usually want cute pets.
Copy !req
761. Why would Ego want
such a hideous one?
Copy !req
762. I am hideous?
Copy !req
763. You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
Copy !req
764. But that's a good thing.
Copy !req
765. Oh?
Copy !req
766. When you're ugly,
and someone loves you...
Copy !req
767. you know they love you for who you are.
Copy !req
768. Beautiful people never know
who to trust.
Copy !req
769. Well, then I'm certainly grateful
to be ugly.
Copy !req
770. Those pools,
they remind me of a time...
Copy !req
771. when I took my daughter
to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.
Copy !req
772. She was like you.
Copy !req
773. Disgusting?
Copy !req
774. Innocent
Copy !req
775. Drax?
Copy !req
776. There's something I must tell you.
Copy !req
777. What's going on?
Copy !req
778. This gross bug lady is my new friend.
Copy !req
779. I'm learning many things,
like I'm a pet and ugly.
Copy !req
780. You're not ugly. Drax!
Copy !req
781. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
782. Mantis...
Copy !req
783. can you show us where we'll be staying?
Copy !req
784. Why are there no other beings
on this planet?
Copy !req
785. The planet is Ego.
Copy !req
786. A dog would not invite a flea
to live on his back.
Copy !req
787. And you're not a flea?
Copy !req
788. I'm a flea with a purpose.
Copy !req
789. I help him sleep.
Copy !req
790. What were you about to say to Drax
before I walked out?
Copy !req
791. Nothing.
Copy !req
792. Your quarters are this way.
Copy !req
793. We deliver you to the Kree
in the morning.
Copy !req
794. Neither one of you will last
much longer after that.
Copy !req
795. Okay, Taserface.
Copy !req
796. Hey, tell the other guys we said...
Copy !req
797. "Hi," Taserface!
Copy !req
798. What about this little plant?
Can I smash it with a rock?
Copy !req
799. No, Gef.
Copy !req
800. It's too adorable to kill.
Copy !req
801. Take it to the tailor.
Copy !req
802. No offense, but your employees
are a bunch of jerks.
Copy !req
803. I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years
when Stakar freed me.
Copy !req
804. He offered me a place
with the Ravagers.
Copy !req
805. He said all I needed to do
was adhere to the code.
Copy !req
806. But I was young...
Copy !req
807. and greedy, and stupid.
Copy !req
808. Like you stealing those batteries.
Copy !req
809. That was mostly Drax.
Copy !req
810. Me and Stakar and the other captains...
Copy !req
811. we weren't so different from
you and your friends.
Copy !req
812. The only family I ever had.
Copy !req
813. When I broke the code...
Copy !req
814. they exiled me.
Copy !req
815. This is what I deserve.
Copy !req
816. Slow down, drama queen.
Copy !req
817. You might deserve this, but I don't.
Copy !req
818. We gotta get outta here.
Copy !req
819. Where's Quill?
Copy !req
820. He went off with his old man.
Copy !req
821. - Ego?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
822. It's a day for dumb-ass names.
Copy !req
823. You're smiling.
And for a second, I got a warm feeling.
Copy !req
824. But then it was ruined
by those disgusting-ass teeth.
Copy !req
825. You like a professional asshole or what?
Copy !req
826. Pretty much a pro.
Copy !req
827. Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego
like you promised?
Copy !req
828. He was skinny.
Copy !req
829. Could fit into places we couldn't.
Good for thievin'.
Copy !req
830. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
831. I got an idea on how to get outta here.
Copy !req
832. But we're gonna need your little friend.
Copy !req
833. Mascot, mascot, mascot...
Copy !req
834. Little fellow's all worked up!
He needs a drink!
Copy !req
835. Look how cute it is
when it's all riled up.
Copy !req
836. He's goddang precious!
Copy !req
837. YONDUI Psst!
Copy !req
838. Hey, twig!
Copy !req
839. Come here.
Copy !req
840. Come on.
Copy !req
841. Aw, man...
Copy !req
842. what did they do to you?
Copy !req
843. Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
Copy !req
844. There's something I need you to get,
and bring back to me.
Copy !req
845. In the captain's quarters,
there's a prototype fin...
Copy !req
846. the thing I wore on my head.
Copy !req
847. There's a drawer next to the bunk.
It's in that. It's red.
Copy !req
848. You got it?
Copy !req
849. That's my undervvears.
Copy !req
850. Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know
what you were talkin' about.
Copy !req
851. You have to explain it more careful.
Copy !req
852. It's a prototype fin.
Copy !req
853. That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
Copy !req
854. You explain it this time.
Copy !req
855. All right.
Copy !req
856. That's Vorker's eye.
Copy !req
857. He takes it out when he sleeps.
Copy !req
858. Go. Look again.
Copy !req
859. But leave the eye here.
Copy !req
860. Why?
Copy !req
861. He's gonna wake up tomorrow...
Copy !req
862. and he's not gonna know...
Copy !req
863. where his eye is!
Copy !req
864. That's a desk.
Copy !req
865. We told you it was this big.
Copy !req
866. Tell me you guys have
a refrigerator somewhere...
Copy !req
867. with a bunch of severed human toes.
Copy !req
868. Okay. Then let's just agree
to never discuss this.
Copy !req
869. The drawer you wanna open
has this symbol on it.
Copy !req
870. Okay?
Copy !req
871. What? No!
Copy !req
872. He thinks you want him
to wear it as a hat.
Copy !req
873. That's not what I said!
Copy !req
874. I am Groot.
Copy !req
875. He's relieved you don't want him to.
Copy !req
876. - I am Groot.
- He hates hats.
Copy !req
877. I am Groot.
Copy !req
878. On anyone, not just himself.
Copy !req
879. I am Groot.
Copy !req
880. One minute you think someone
has a weird-shaped head...
Copy !req
881. the next minute it's just because
you realize part of that head is the hat.
Copy !req
882. That's why you don't like hats?
Copy !req
883. This is an important conversation
right now?
Copy !req
884. KRAGLINI That ain't it.
Copy !req
885. I didn't mean to do a mutiny.
Copy !req
886. They killed all my friends.
Copy !req
887. Get the third quadrant ready for release.
Copy !req
888. One more thing.
Copy !req
889. You got any clones of Quill's
old music on the ship?
Copy !req
890. Ah.
Copy !req
891. He's got it!
Copy !req
892. Yondu's got the fin!
Copy !req
893. Go!
Copy !req
894. Down there!
Copy !req
895. on!
Copy !req
896. You maniac.
Copy !req
897. The whole ship's gonna blow.
Copy !req
898. Not the whole ship.
Copy !req
899. Who is this?
Copy !req
900. I am sending you
the coordinates for Yondu's ship.
Copy !req
901. - Release the quadrant!
- Aye, Captain!
Copy !req
902. I only ask one thing.
Copy !req
903. That your High Priestess...
Copy !req
904. tell him the name of the man
what sealed his fate.
Copy !req
905. - Taserface!
Copy !req
906. Where to, Captain?
Copy !req
907. Ego.
Copy !req
908. No, boy!
Copy !req
909. It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.
Copy !req
910. I know that.
Copy !req
911. We are about to do 700!
Copy !req
912. So I guess this could
all be mine someday.
Copy !req
913. Rocket? Rocket, are you there?
Copy !req
914. What are you doing, Peter?
Copy !req
915. Dance with me.
Copy !req
916. I'm not going to dance with you.
Copy !req
917. This is Sam Cooke...
Copy !req
918. one of the greatest
Earth singers of all time.
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919. Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
Copy !req
920. If you ever tell anyone about this...
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921. I will kill you.
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922. When are we gonna do something
about this unspoken thing between us?
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923. What unspoken thing?
Copy !req
924. This...
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925. Cheers, Sam and Diane...
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926. a guy and a girl on a TV show
who dig each other...
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927. but never say it because if they do,
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928. the ratings would go down...
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929. sort of thing.
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930. There's no unspoken thing.
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931. Well, it's a catch-22,
because if you said it,
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932. then it would be spoken...
Copy !req
933. and you would be a liar.
So, by not saying it...
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934. you are telling the truth,
and admitting that there is.
Copy !req
935. No, that's not what I...
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936. What we should be discussing right now
is something about this place.
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937. It doesn't feel right.
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938. What are you talking about?
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939. You're the one who wanted me
to come here!
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940. That girl Mantis...
Copy !req
941. she's afraid of something.
Copy !req
942. Why are you trying to take this
away from me?
Copy !req
943. I'm not trying...
Copy !req
944. He's my father. He's blood.
Copy !req
945. You have blood on Earth
and you never wanted to return there.
Copy !req
946. Again, you made me come here!
Copy !req
947. And Earth is the place
where my mother died in front of me.
Copy !req
948. No, it's because that place is real,
and this is a fantasy.
Copy !req
949. This is real!
I'm only half human, remember?
Copy !req
950. That's the half I'm worried about.
Copy !req
951. Oh, I get it. You're jealous...
Copy !req
952. because I'm part-god,
and you like when I'm the weak one.
Copy !req
953. You were insufferable to begin with.
Copy !req
954. I haven't been able to reach Rocket.
Copy !req
955. I'm gonna go outside,
and I'm gonna try and get a signal.
Copy !req
956. You know what?
This is not Cheers after all!
Copy !req
957. This is whatever the show is
where one person is willing...
Copy !req
958. to open themselves up
to new possibility,
Copy !req
959. and the other person is a jerk...
Copy !req
960. who doesn't trust anybody!
Copy !req
961. It's a show that doesn't exist.
Copy !req
962. That's why it would get zero ratings!
Copy !req
963. I don't know what Cheers is!
Copy !req
964. I finally found my family.
Don't you understand that?
Copy !req
965. I thought you already had.
Copy !req
966. Damn it.
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967. Psychopath!
Copy !req
968. GAMORA GRUNTING)
Copy !req
969. Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
970. lwin.
Copy !req
971. I win. I bested you in combat.
Copy !req
972. No. I saved your life.
Copy !req
973. Well, you were stupid enough
to let me live.
Copy !req
974. You let me live!
Copy !req
975. I don't need you always
trying to beat me!
Copy !req
976. I'm not the one that just
flew across the universe
Copy !req
977. just because I wanted to win.
Copy !req
978. Do not tell me what I want.
Copy !req
979. I don't need to tell you what you want!
Copy !req
980. It's obvious!
Copy !req
981. You were the one who wanted to win.
And I just wanted a sister!
Copy !req
982. You were all I had.
Copy !req
983. But you were the one
who needed to win.
Copy !req
984. Thanos pulled my eye from my head...
Copy !req
985. and my brain from my skull...
Copy !req
986. and my arm from my body...
Copy !req
987. because of you.
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988. You all right, son?
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989. I saw your girl stomp off
a little earlier in quite a huff.
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990. Yeah.
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991. It's fortuitous...
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992. you listening to this song.
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993. - You know...
- Brandy?
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994. By Looking Glass?
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995. A favorite of your mom's.
Copy !req
996. Yeah, it was.
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997. One of Earth's greatest
musical compositions.
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998. Perhaps its very greatest.
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999. Yes!
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1000. Peter, you and I,
we're the sailor in that song.
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1001. He came on a summer's day
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1002. Bringing gifts from far away
Copy !req
1003. Like the child I put in your mother...
Copy !req
1004. or the freedom you brought Gamma.
Copy !req
1005. Brandy, you're a fine girl
Copy !req
1006. What a good wife you would be
Copy !req
1007. My life, my love
Copy !req
1008. My lady is the sea
Copy !req
1009. The sea calls the sailor back.
Copy !req
1010. He loves the girl,
but that's not his place.
Copy !req
1011. The sea calls upon him
as history calls upon great men.
Copy !req
1012. And sometimes we are deprived
the pleasures of mortals.
Copy !req
1013. Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
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1014. No, Peter...
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1015. death will remain a stranger
to both of us...
Copy !req
1016. as long as the light
burns within the planet.
Copy !req
1017. I'm immortal?
Copy !req
1018. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1019. Really?
Copy !req
1020. Yes! As long as the light exists.
Copy !req
1021. And I can use the light
to build cool things...
Copy !req
1022. like how you made this whole planet?
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1023. It might take you
a few million years of practice...
Copy !req
1024. before you get really good at it.
But, yes!
Copy !req
1025. What!
Copy !req
1026. Get ready for an 800-foot statue
of Pas-Man with Skeletor...
Copy !req
1027. and Heather Locklear.
Copy !req
1028. You can do anything you want.
Copy !req
1029. I'm gonna make some weird shit.
Copy !req
1030. But you know, Peter,
it is a tremendous responsibility.
Copy !req
1031. Only we can remake the universe.
Copy !req
1032. Only we can take the bridle
of the cosmos...
Copy !req
1033. and lead it to where it needs to go.
Copy !req
1034. How?
Copy !req
1035. Come with me.
Copy !req
1036. Drax, Drax. Drax!
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1037. Drax! We need to talk.
Copy !req
1038. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1039. But I like a woman
with some meat on her bones.
Copy !req
1040. What?
Copy !req
1041. I tried to let you down easily
by telling you I found you disgusting.
Copy !req
1042. No, that's not what I...
Copy !req
1043. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1044. I'm imagining being with you physically.
Copy !req
1045. Drax...
Copy !req
1046. I don't like you like that.
Copy !req
1047. I don't even like
the type of thing you are.
Copy !req
1048. Hey! There's no need to get personal.
Copy !req
1049. Listen! Ego's gotten exactly
what he wanted.
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1050. I should have told you earlier.
Copy !req
1051. I'm stupid. You are in danger.
Copy !req
1052. What is that?
Copy !req
1053. Now, you need to readjust
the way you process life.
Copy !req
1054. Everything around us,
including the girl...
Copy !req
1055. Everything is temporary.
Copy !req
1056. We are forever.
Copy !req
1057. Doesn't eternity get boring?
Copy !req
1058. Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
Copy !req
1059. which is why you're here.
Copy !req
1060. I told you how all those years ago...
Copy !req
1061. I had an unceasing impulse to find life.
Copy !req
1062. But what I did not tell you was how,
when I finally did find it...
Copy !req
1063. it was all so...
Copy !req
1064. disappointing.
Copy !req
1065. And that is when I came...
Copy !req
1066. to a profound realization.
Copy !req
1067. My innate desire to seek out other life...
Copy !req
1068. was not so that I could
walk among that life.
Copy !req
1069. Peter...
Copy !req
1070. I have found meaning.
Copy !req
1071. I see it.
Copy !req
1072. Eternity!
Copy !req
1073. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1074. We need to get off this planet.
Copy !req
1075. Oh, man.
Copy !req
1076. Anyway, before I was
so rudely interrupted...
Copy !req
1077. At that time,
I was a Federal Express man.
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1078. What the hell you doing, boy?
Copy !req
1079. I could tell
by how you talked about him...
Copy !req
1080. this Ego is bad news.
Copy !req
1081. We're here to save Quill.
Copy !req
1082. For what? Huh?
For honor? For love?
Copy !req
1083. No. I don't care about those things.
Copy !req
1084. I wanna save Quill
so I can prove I'm better than him!
Copy !req
1085. I can lord this over him forever.
Copy !req
1086. What are you laughing at me for?
Copy !req
1087. You can fool yourself and everyone else,
but you can't fool me.
Copy !req
1088. I know who you are.
Copy !req
1089. You don't know anything
about me, loser.
Copy !req
1090. I know everything about you.
Copy !req
1091. I know you play like
you're the meanest and the hardest...
Copy !req
1092. but, actually,
you're the most scared of all.
Copy !req
1093. Shut up!
Copy !req
1094. I know you steal batteries
you don't need...
Copy !req
1095. and you push away anyone
who's willing to put up with you...
Copy !req
1096. because just a little bit of love...
Copy !req
1097. reminds you how big and empty
that hole inside you actually is.
Copy !req
1098. I said shut up!
Copy !req
1099. I know them scientists what made you,
never gave a rat's ass about you.
Copy !req
1100. I'm serious, dude!
Copy !req
1101. Just like my own damn parents
who sold me...
Copy !req
1102. their own little baby, into slavery.
Copy !req
1103. I know who you are, boy.
Copy !req
1104. Because you're me.
Copy !req
1105. What kind of a pair are we?
Copy !req
1106. The kind that's about to
go fight a planet, I reckon.
Copy !req
1107. All right, okay! Good. Wait.
Copy !req
1108. Fight a what?
Copy !req
1109. Who are you people?
Copy !req
1110. What is this place?
Copy !req
1111. Gamora, let her go!
Copy !req
1112. The bodies in the caverns...
Who are they?
Copy !req
1113. You are scared.
Copy !req
1114. I call it the Expansion.
Copy !req
1115. It is my purpose...
Copy !req
1116. and now it is yours as well.
Copy !req
1117. It's beautiful.
Copy !req
1118. Over thousands of years...
Copy !req
1119. I implanted thousands
of extensions of myself...
Copy !req
1120. on thousands of worlds.
Copy !req
1121. I need to fulfill
life's one true purpose...
Copy !req
1122. To grow and spread...
Copy !req
1123. covering all that exists...
Copy !req
1124. until everything is...
Copy !req
1125. Me!
Copy !req
1126. What did she do to me?
Copy !req
1127. She already told me everything.
Copy !req
1128. I only had one problem.
Copy !req
1129. A single Celestial
doesn't have enough power
Copy !req
1130. for such an enterprise.
Copy !req
1131. But two Celestials...
Copy !req
1132. Well, now, that just might do.
Copy !req
1133. The bodies...
Copy !req
1134. are his children.
Copy !req
1135. Out of all my labors...
Copy !req
1136. the most beguiling was...
Copy !req
1137. attempting to graft my DNA
with that of another species.
Copy !req
1138. I hoped the result of such a coupling
would be enough...
Copy !req
1139. to power the Expansion.
Copy !req
1140. I had Yondu deliver
some of them to me.
Copy !req
1141. It broke the Ravager code,
but I compensated him generously...
Copy !req
1142. and to ease his conscience,
I said I'd never hurt them.
Copy !req
1143. I mean, that was true.
They never felt a thing.
Copy !req
1144. But one after the other, they failed me.
Copy !req
1145. Not one of them carried
the Celestial genes.
Copy !req
1146. Until you, Peter.
Copy !req
1147. Out of all my spawn...
Copy !req
1148. only you carried
the connection to the light.
Copy !req
1149. We need to find Peter now,
and get off this damn planet.
Copy !req
1150. Ego will have won him
to his side by now.
Copy !req
1151. - Then we just go.
- No!
Copy !req
1152. - He's our friend.
- All any of you do...
Copy !req
1153. is yell at each other.
You are not friends.
Copy !req
1154. You're right.
Copy !req
1155. We're family.
Copy !req
1156. We leave no one behind.
Copy !req
1157. Except maybe you.
Copy !req
1158. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1159. For the first time in my existence...
Copy !req
1160. I am truly not alone!
Copy !req
1161. What is it, son?
Copy !req
1162. My friends.
Copy !req
1163. You see,
that's the mortal in you, Peter.
Copy !req
1164. Yes.
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1165. We are beyond such things.
Copy !req
1166. Yes.
Copy !req
1167. - Now...
- But my mother...
Copy !req
1168. You said you loved my mother.
Copy !req
1169. And that I did.
Copy !req
1170. My river lily who knew all the words
to every song that came over the radio.
Copy !req
1171. I returned to Earth
to see her three times.
Copy !req
1172. And I knew if I returned a fourth...
Copy !req
1173. I'd never leave.
Copy !req
1174. The Expansion...
Copy !req
1175. the reason for my very existence,
would be over.
Copy !req
1176. So, I did what I had to do.
Copy !req
1177. But it broke my heart
to put that tumor in her head.
Copy !req
1178. What?
Copy !req
1179. Now, all right...
Copy !req
1180. I know that sounds bad.
Copy !req
1181. Who in the hell do you think you are?
Copy !req
1182. You killed my mother!
Copy !req
1183. I tried...
Copy !req
1184. so hard...
Copy !req
1185. to find the form...
Copy !req
1186. that best suited you...
Copy !req
1187. and this is the thanks I get?
Copy !req
1188. You really need to grow up.
Copy !req
1189. - I wanted to do this together...
Copy !req
1190. but I suppose you'll have to learn
Copy !req
1191. by spending the next thousand years
as a battery!
Copy !req
1192. Finally! Rocket?
Copy !req
1193. Keep that transmitter nearby,
so I can find you.
Copy !req
1194. We're in an old piece of construction
equipment Yondu once used...
Copy !req
1195. to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.
Copy !req
1196. Ego's unhinged.
Copy !req
1197. ROCKET". I know. Get ready.
Copy !req
1198. Drop her, Kraglin.
Copy !req
1199. No.
Copy !req
1200. My life, my love
Copy !req
1201. My lady is the sea
Copy !req
1202. Peter...
Copy !req
1203. this is the sea.
Copy !req
1204. Oh...
Copy !req
1205. Hey, there, jackass!
Copy !req
1206. What is that thing?
Copy !req
1207. Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
Copy !req
1208. I told you something didn't feel right.
Copy !req
1209. "I told you so."
Just what I need to hear right now.
Copy !req
1210. Well, I came back, didn't I?
Copy !req
1211. Because there's an unspoken thing.
Copy !req
1212. There is no unspoken thing.
Copy !req
1213. What are you doing?
You could've killed us all!
Copy !req
1214. Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?
Copy !req
1215. We had it under control.
Copy !req
1216. We did not.
That is only an extension...
Copy !req
1217. of his true self.
He will be back soon.
Copy !req
1218. What's Smurfette doing here?
Copy !req
1219. Whatever I need to do to get
a damn ride home.
Copy !req
1220. She tried to murder me!
Copy !req
1221. I saved you, you stupid fox!
Copy !req
1222. He's not a fox.
Copy !req
1223. - I am Groot.
- I'm not a raboon, either.
Copy !req
1224. I am Groot.
Copy !req
1225. "Raccoon." Whatever.
Copy !req
1226. How do we kill a Celestial?
Copy !req
1227. There's a center to him.
Copy !req
1228. His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
Copy !req
1229. Some sort of protective shell.
Copy !req
1230. It's in the caverns...
Copy !req
1231. below the surface.
Copy !req
1232. - Yondu?
Copy !req
1233. Thrusters are out.
Copy !req
1234. Guess I should be glad
I was a skinny kid.
Copy !req
1235. Otherwise, you'd have
delivered me to this maniac.
Copy !req
1236. You still reckon that's the reason
Copy !req
1237. I kept you around, you idiot?
Copy !req
1238. That's what you told me, you old doofus.
Copy !req
1239. Once I figured out
what happened to them other kids...
Copy !req
1240. I wasn't just gonna hand you over.
Copy !req
1241. You said you were gonna eat me.
Copy !req
1242. That was being funny!
Copy !req
1243. Not to me!
Copy !req
1244. You people have issues.
Copy !req
1245. Of course I have issues.
Copy !req
1246. That's my freakin' father!
Copy !req
1247. Thrusters are back up.
Copy !req
1248. - We should be going up!
We can't!
Copy !req
1249. Ego wants to eradicate
the universe as we know it.
Copy !req
1250. We have to kill him.
Copy !req
1251. Rocket!
Copy !req
1252. Got it!
Copy !req
1253. Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
1254. So, we're saving the galaxy again?
Copy !req
1255. I guess.
Copy !req
1256. Awesome!
Copy !req
1257. We're really gonna be able to
jack up our prices...
Copy !req
1258. if we're two-time galaxy savers.
Copy !req
1259. I seriously can't believe
that's where your mind goes.
Copy !req
1260. It was just a random thought, man.
I thought we were friends.
Copy !req
1261. Of course, I care about the planets,
and the buildings...
Copy !req
1262. and all the animals on the planets.
Copy !req
1263. And the people.
Copy !req
1264. Meh.
Copy !req
1265. The crabby puppy is so cute.
He makes me wanna die!
Copy !req
1266. Pilots...
Copy !req
1267. release envoy units.
Copy !req
1268. Our sensors detect the batteries
are below the surface of the planet.
Copy !req
1269. Dive!
Copy !req
1270. Um... Captain?
Copy !req
1271. Captain?
Copy !req
1272. Tell me why Ego wants you here?
Copy !req
1273. He needs my genetic connection
to the light...
Copy !req
1274. to help destroy the universe.
Copy !req
1275. He tried to teach me
how to control the power.
Copy !req
1276. So, could you?
Copy !req
1277. A little.
Copy !req
1278. I made a ball.
Copy !req
1279. A ball?
Copy !req
1280. I thought as hard as I could.
Copy !req
1281. It was all that I could come up with.
Copy !req
1282. You "thought"?
Copy !req
1283. You think when I make this arrow fly...
Copy !req
1284. - I use my head?
Copy !req
1285. Whoa.
Copy !req
1286. There.
Copy !req
1287. That's Ego's core.
Copy !req
1288. That ore is thick, Rocket.
Copy !req
1289. I got it covered.
Copy !req
1290. We must hurry.
Copy !req
1291. It will not take Ego long to find us.
Copy !req
1292. Keep it steady.
Copy !req
1293. We drill into the center, we kill him!
Copy !req
1294. Captain?
Copy !req
1295. What is it, Kraglin?
Copy !req
1296. Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
Copy !req
1297. - Yeah, why?
- Uh. ..
Copy !req
1298. Oh, hell!
Copy !req
1299. Why aren't you firing the lasers?
Copy !req
1300. They blew out the generator.
Copy !req
1301. I think I packed a small detonator.
Copy !req
1302. A detonator is worthless
without explosives.
Copy !req
1303. Well, we got these.
Copy !req
1304. Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
Copy !req
1305. If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...
Copy !req
1306. throughout his entire nervous system.
Copy !req
1307. Meaning what?
Copy !req
1308. The entire planet will explode.
Copy !req
1309. We'll have to get out of here fast.
Copy !req
1310. I rigged a timer.
Copy !req
1311. Go!
Copy !req
1312. He's coming.
Copy !req
1313. Didn't you say
you could make him sleep?
Copy !req
1314. When he wants. He's too powerful.
Copy !req
1315. I can't!
Copy !req
1316. You don't have to believe in yourself...
Copy !req
1317. because I believe in you.
Copy !req
1318. Sleep!
Copy !req
1319. I never thought she'd be able to do it...
Copy !req
1320. with as weak and skinny
as she appears to be.
Copy !req
1321. I don't know how long I can hold him.
Copy !req
1322. The metal's too thick.
Copy !req
1323. For the bomb to work, we'd actually
need to place it on Ego's core.
Copy !req
1324. And our fat butts ain't gonna fit
through those tiny holes.
Copy !req
1325. QUILLI Well...
Copy !req
1326. That's a terrible idea.
Copy !req
1327. Which is the only kind of idea
we have left.
Copy !req
1328. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
1329. "Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that."
Copy !req
1330. What a day.
Copy !req
1331. All right, first you flick this switch,
then this switch.
Copy !req
1332. That activates it.
Copy !req
1333. Then you push this button...
Copy !req
1334. which will give you five minutes
to get out of there.
Copy !req
1335. Now, whatever you do...
Copy !req
1336. don't push this button...
Copy !req
1337. because that will set off
the bomb immediately
Copy !req
1338. and we'll all be dead.
Copy !req
1339. Now, repeat back what I just said.
Copy !req
1340. - I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1341. - I am Groot.
- That's right.
Copy !req
1342. - I am Groot.
- No!
Copy !req
1343. No, that's the button
that will kill everyone!
Copy !req
1344. Try again.
Copy !req
1345. Hmm...
Copy !req
1346. - I am Groot.
- Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1347. - I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1348. I am Groot.
Copy !req
1349. No! That's exactly what you just said!
Copy !req
1350. How is that even possible?
Copy !req
1351. Which button is the button
you're supposed to push?
Copy !req
1352. Point to it.
Copy !req
1353. No!
Copy !req
1354. Hey, you're
making him nervous!
Copy !req
1355. Shut up and get me some tape!
Copy !req
1356. Does anybody have any tape out there?
Copy !req
1357. I wanna put some tape
over the death button.
Copy !req
1358. I don't have any tape. Let me check.
Copy !req
1359. Yo, Yondu... Ow!
Copy !req
1360. Do you have any tape?
Copy !req
1361. Gamora? Do you have any tape?
Copy !req
1362. Tape]
Copy !req
1363. Never mind. Ow!
Copy !req
1364. Drax, do you have any tape?
Copy !req
1365. - Yes, Scotch tape would work.
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1366. Then why did you ask me
if Scotch tape would work,
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1367. if you don't have any?
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1368. Nobody has any tape!
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1369. Not a single person has tape?
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1370. N0pe!
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1371. Did you ask Nebula?
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1372. Yes!
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1373. Are you sure?
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1374. I asked Yondu...
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1375. - and she was sitting next to him.
- I knew you were lying!
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1376. You have priceless batteries
and an atomic bomb in your bag.
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1377. If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
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1378. That's exactly my point!
I have to do everything!
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1379. You are wasting a lot of time here!
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1380. Wheel
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1381. We're all gonna die.
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1382. Rear thrusters are out again!
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1383. - We're done for without that generator!
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1384. Guardians...
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1385. perhaps it will provide you solace...
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1386. that your deaths
are not without purpose.
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1387. They will serve as a warning...
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1388. to all of those tempted with betraying us.
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1389. Don't screw with the Sovereign.
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1390. This is gonna hurt.
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1391. Promises, promises.
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1392. Hey!
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1393. No!
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1394. No!No! No!
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1395. We're gonna blow!
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1396. Peter! No!
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1397. What?
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1398. You look like Mary Poppins.
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1399. Is he cool?
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1400. Hell, yeah, he's cool.
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1401. I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
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1402. Mantis, look out!
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1403. She's just unconscious.
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1404. How long until the bomb goes off?
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1405. In the unlikely event
that Groot doesn't kill us all...
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1406. about six minutes.
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1407. Kraglin, we need the quadrant
for an extraction.
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1408. T-minus five minutes.
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1409. Aye, Captain.
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1410. Somebody's gotta be up top
when Kraglin arrives.
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1411. Drax, take Mantis.
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1412. Ow! My nipples!
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1413. Gamma!
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1414. Peter!
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1415. Get over it.
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1416. Come now, Peter.
I know this isn't what you want.
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1417. What kind of father would I be
to let you make this choice?
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1418. Yeah!
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1419. Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.
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1420. So stop pissing me off!
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1421. We have to get up
to the extraction point!
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1422. Qis)
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1423. I told you...
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1424. I don't want to do this alone.
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1425. You cannot deny...
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1426. the purpose the universe
has bestowed upon you.
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1427. Everyone,
I need you to stay back!
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1428. What is that?
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1429. It doesn't need to be
like this, Peter.
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1430. Why are you destroying our chance?
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1431. Stop pretending you aren't
what you are.
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1432. One in billions.
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1433. Trillions. Even more.
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1434. What greater meaning
can life possibly have to offer?
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1435. I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!
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1436. I use my heart...
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1437. You shouldn't have killed my mom,
and squished my Walkman.
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1438. And if you don't love me now
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1439. You will never love me again
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1440. I can still hear you saying
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1441. You would never break the chain
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1442. And if you don't love me now
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1443. You will never love me again
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1444. I can still hear you saying
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1445. You would never break the chain
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1446. And if you don't love me now
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1447. You will never love me again
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1448. I can still hear you saying
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1449. You would never break the chain
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1450. Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!
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1451. I'm not sure how long Quill
can keep him distracted!
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1452. Grout, hump.!
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1453. Yondu, we're about to blow!
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1454. Get to the ship!
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1455. Not without Quill!
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1456. You need to take care of the twig!
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1457. Not without you!
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1458. I ain't done nothin' right
my whole damn life, rat.
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1459. You need to give me this.
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1460. Uh...
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1461. A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
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1462. I only have one of each.
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1463. I am Groot.
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1464. What's that?
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1465. He says, "Welcome to the frickin'
Guardians of the Galaxy."
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1466. Only he didn't use "frickin'."
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1467. Bye, twig.
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1468. We're gonna need to have
a real discussion about your language.
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1469. Where's Peter?
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1470. Rocket, where is he?
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1471. Rocket.
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1472. Rocket, look at me! Where is he?
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1473. Mmm...
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1474. No. I'm not leaving without him.
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1475. I'm sorry.
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1476. I can only afford to lose
one friend today.
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1477. Kraglin, go!
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1478. Wait...
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1479. ls Quill back?
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1480. Rocket, where's Quill?
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1481. Rocket, where's Quill?
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1482. Rocket!
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1483. Where's Quill?
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1484. Where's Quill?
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1485. No, we need to stop it.
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1486. Stop.
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1487. Stop. Listen to me!
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1488. You are a god.
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1489. If you kill me...
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1490. you'll be just like everybody else.
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1491. What's so wrong with that?
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1492. No!
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1493. He may have been your father, boy,
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1494. but he wasn't your daddy.
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1495. I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.
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1496. I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
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1497. - What?
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1498. Yondu, what are you doing?
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1499. You can't.
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1500. Yondu!
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1501. No!
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1502. No!
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1503. Oh! Aww...
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1504. No! No!
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1505. Oh, no!
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1506. I told Gamora...
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1507. how when I was a kid I used to pretend
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1508. David Hasselhoff was my dad.
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1509. He's a singer and actor from Earth,
really famous guy.
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1510. Earlier, it struck me...
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1511. Yondu didn't have a talking car,
but he did have a flying arrow.
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1512. He didn't have
the beautiful voice of an angel...
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1513. but he did have the whistle of one.
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1514. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff
went on kick-ass adventures...
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1515. and hooked up with hot women...
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1516. and fought robots.
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1517. I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of
end up being my dad after all.
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1518. Only it was you, Yondu.
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1519. I had a pretty cool dad.
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1520. What I'm trying to say here is...
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1521. sometimes that thing
you're searching for your whole life...
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1522. it's right there by your side all along.
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1523. You don't even know it.
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1524. I am Groot.
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1525. He did call you twig.
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1526. Nebula...
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1527. I was a child like you.
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1528. I was concerned with staying alive
until the next day, every day.
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1529. And I never considered
what Thanos was doing to you.
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1530. I'm trying to make it right.
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1531. There are little girls like you...
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1532. across the universe who are in danger.
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1533. You can stay with us and help them.
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1534. I will help them by killing Thanos.
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1535. I don't know if that's possible.
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1536. You will always be my sister.
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1537. KRAGLINI Pete!
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1538. Captain found this for you
in a junker shop.
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1539. Said you'd come back
to the fold someday.
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1540. What is it?
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1541. It's called a Zune.
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1542. It's what everybody's listening to
on Earth nowadays.
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1543. It's got 300 songs on it.
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1544. 300 songs?
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1545. Wait.
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1546. Rocket grabbed the pieces,
and reassembled them.
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1547. I think Yondu would want you to have it.
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1548. Thanks...
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1549. Captain.
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1550. It's not time to make a change
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1551. Just relax, take it easy
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1552. You're still young, that's your fault
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1553. There's so much you have to know
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1554. Find a girl, settle down
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1555. If you want you can marry
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1556. Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
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1557. They came.
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1558. What is it?
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1559. I sent word to
Yondu's old Ravager buddies,
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1560. and told them what he did.
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1561. It's a Ravager funeral.
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1562. Yeah!
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1563. Yeah!
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1564. He didn't let us down after all, Captain.
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1565. No, he did not, son.
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1566. He did not.
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1567. Fare thee well, old friend.
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1568. Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars.
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1569. He didn't chase them away.
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1570. No.
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1571. Even though he yelled at them.
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1572. And was always mean.
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1573. And he stole batteries he didn't need.
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1574. Well, of course not.
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1575. What?
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1576. It's just...
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1577. some unspoken thing.
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1578. It's beautiful.
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1579. It is.
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1580. And so are you.
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1581. On the inside.
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1582. Now there's a way
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1583. And I know that I have to go away
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1584. I know I have to go
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1585. You know, it's a shame...
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1586. that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu
to bring us all together again.
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1587. But I think he'd be proud knowing
that we are back as a team.
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1588. I'm in.
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1589. Dope.
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1590. I miss you guys so much!
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1591. Hell, yes.
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1592. What say we steal some shit?
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1593. High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
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1594. They are perturbed
I've wasted our resources.
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1595. When they see
what I have created here...
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1596. their wrath will dissipate.
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1597. It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?
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1598. That, my child...
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1599. is the next step in our evolution.
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1600. More powerful, more beautiful...
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1601. more capable of destroying
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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1602. I think I shall call him...
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1603. Adam.
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1604. (THE SNEEPERS
FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S
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1605. "GUARDIANS lNFERNO" PLAYING)
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1606. Ugh, dude.
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1607. Seriously?
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1608. You gotta clean up your room.
It's a complete mess.
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1609. I am Groot.
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1610. I am not boring. You're boring.
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1611. You know what's boring?
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1612. Sitting there,
playing that mind-numbing game.
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1613. What's boring is me tripping over
your vines every day!
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1614. I'm not boring!
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1615. I am Groot.
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1616. And now I know how Yondu felt.
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1617. In these times of hardship...
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1618. just remember...
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1619. We. Are. Groot.
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1620. Hey, fellas.
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1621. Wait, where are you going?
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1622. You were supposed to be my lift home.
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1623. How will I get out of here?
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1624. Hey! Aw, gee...
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1625. I've got so many more stories to tell.
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1626. AW, guys.
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1627. Oh, gee...
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