1. - Moron.
- Putz. Where are they biting?
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2. Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter
down at Indian Slough.
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3. Catfish Hunter? Maybe this
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4. Where do you get
that "we" crap?
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5. You got a mouse in your pocket?
That fish belongs to me.
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6. I'll let you visit him
when he's mounted on my wall.
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7. Honey?
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8. You forgot your Thermos.
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9. Hi, Ariel.
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10. Hi.
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11. Thanks. See you later.
Okay.
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12. That's my fish!
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13. You son of a...
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14. Oh, that's it.
Come on, just one good bite.
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15. Yes, and I got you. Oh, yeah.
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16. Oh, yes.
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17. - Oh, no.
Off the wall.
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18. Oh, damn.
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19. Here comes another man
around third. He will be held up.
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20. And Gustaldo with a double,
and it's a 2 to 1 game.
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21. - Hey.
- Hey, dickhead!
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22. Turn that radio down.
You're scaring all the fish away.
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23. Of course, he played
in the Twin Cities...
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24. before going over to Boston.
We'll have a look at it.
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25. Turn the damn radio down, will you?
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26. He just went out and got it—
Unh.
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27. Who put a bug up your ass?
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28. I saw him.
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29. Catfish Hunter?
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30. Right after I dropped anchor, he stuck
his head up over by that log over there.
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31. He just looked at me, smiled,
and swam down into the mud.
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32. - He smiled?
- Yeah.
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33. Phew.
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34. - Holy moly. How big is he this year?
- He's the size of a goddamn Buick.
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35. I would've had him caught
if you hadn't shown up.
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36. You couldn't catch
crabs from a $10 hooker.
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37. How is your sister, by the way?
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38. Ho-ho-ho.
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39. Hee-ha.
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40. I saw Sven down at the dam.
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41. He's says there's a rumor...
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42. that Rick Ragetti's cousin's coming down
from St. Paul to buy Chuck's Bait.
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43. An Italian running Chuck's, huh?
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44. Yeah, we'll have the first mob-run
bait shop in Wabasha.
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45. No, you...
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46. - What the hell are you doing?
- I was here first.
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47. I gotjust as much right to be here
as you do.
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48. You got bad luck.
I don't want you infecting my spot.
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49. Find your own damn fishing hole.
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50. Holy moly. You got a fart in
your brain or something?
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51. And turn that down.
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52. Scoring five runs...
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53. Not far.
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54. And bringing the guest on deck.
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55. What's the matter with that guy?
Getting goofier every year.
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56. You don't have the balls
to take me on anymore.
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57. Ariel's had you neutered!
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58. Come on!
Let's see what you're made of, you—
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59. Let that be a lesson to you.
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60. You putz.
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61. All right, you chicken-livered schmeer.
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62. Get out of here.
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63. Isn't it beautiful?
Hmm?
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64. Hmm.
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65. The lava lamp?
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66. - The angel.
- Mm.
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67. Ariel says he watches over the house.
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68. Yeah, well, don't get too used to him.
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69. Our house will be ready soon,
and then we're out of here.
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70. How long have you been up?
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71. - For a while.
- Yeah?
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72. Mm-hm.
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73. And what have you been doing?
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74. - Watching you.
- What?
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75. - I'm up!
- Yes, you are.
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76. Morning, honey.
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77. Why don't you go downstairs?
I'll be right out to make you breakfast.
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78. She hates me.
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79. She doesn't hate you.
She just doesn't like you very much.
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80. Mm-hm.
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81. I thought I'd check out some reception
halls for the wedding today.
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82. Oh.
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83. Uh, I forgot to tell you.
I talked to Pop.
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84. - And he's already booked a place.
- He did?
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85. - Yeah.
- That's great.
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86. - Yeah.
- Did he get the Radisson in La Crosse?
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87. Oh, no.
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88. - The Pepin dance hall?
- That would've been great. But no.
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89. The Majestic Ballroom?
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90. Not even close.
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91. What's left?
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92. Slippery's Tavern.
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93. - You're serious.
- I know it's not what we wanted.
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94. No, it's always been my dream
to have my reception...
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95. in a bar
where you can throw peanut shells.
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96. - First of all, it's a tavern.
- it's a bar.
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97. Okay.
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98. I'll call him. He'll cancel.
We'll find our own place.
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99. - No, forget it.
- Are you sure?
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100. Yeah, it was my idea
to let them help plan the wedding.
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101. And I gotta tell you,
it was a great idea.
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102. It is nice to see them getting along
for a change.
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103. It's amazing
how well they're getting along.
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104. Ah! Ha!
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105. What are you—? Ha.
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106. You didn't win, I quit.
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107. I got better things to do
than dick around with you all day.
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108. - Really? What?
- We got a wedding to plan, bonehead.
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109. - Remember?
- How can I forget?
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110. - See you later, John.
- See you later, Max.
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111. Hey, Pop.
Shush.
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112. Huh?
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113. - He's here.
- What, Catfish Hunter?
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114. He's by the sandbar.
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115. You know the damn fish
is older than I am?
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116. Thanks.
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117. - What the—? What the hell is this?
- What? That's light beer.
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118. Gee, I weight 90 goddamn pounds,
and you bring me this slopping foam?
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119. Ha, ha, Ariel's got me on a diet...
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120. because the doc said
my cholesterol's a little too high.
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121. Well, let me tell you something now,
Johnny.
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122. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old.
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123. - Yeah.
- And I never exercised a day in my life.
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124. Huh.
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125. Every morning,
I wake up and I smoke a cigarette.
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126. And then I eat five strips of bacon.
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127. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich.
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128. - And for a midday snack—
- Bacon.
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129. - Bacon. A whole damn plate.
- Bacon.
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130. And I usually drink my dinner.
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131. Now, according to all
of them flat-belly experts...
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132. I should've took a dirt nap, like,
30 years ago.
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133. But each year comes and goes,
and I'm still here...
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134. ha, and they keep dying, you know?
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135. Hmm.
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136. Sometimes I wonder
if God forgot about me, ha, ha.
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137. It just goes to show you, huh?
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138. - What?
- Huh?
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139. Goes to show you what?
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140. Well, it just—
What the hell are you talking about?
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141. Well, you said you drink beer, you eat
bacon, and you smoke cigarettes...
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142. and you outlive most of the experts.
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143. - Yeah?
- I thought maybe there's a moral.
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144. No, there ain't no moral.
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145. I just like that story.
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146. That's all.
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147. I like that story.
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148. Good afternoon.
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149. Oh, it's good to see you too.
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150. Aren't you beautiful today?
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151. Are you thirsty, huh?
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152. Oh, there we go. Drink up.
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153. Yeah. Drink up.
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154. That's right.
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155. Ooh, there we go. There we go.
Drink up.
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156. - Yeah.
- Hi, Ariel.
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157. Oh, hi. Isn't it a glorious afternoon?
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158. It's not bad.
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159. - You okay? Feeling all right?
- Splendid. Why?
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160. Well, I couldn't help noticing
that you were talking to the flowers.
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161. Oh, plants and flowers
are living organisms and...
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162. And they respond to voice and touch
just like any other creature would.
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163. You should try it yourself sometime.
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164. I got a cactus in my bathroom,
but we got nothing to say to each other.
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165. Oh.
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166. I better get going. See you.
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167. - Max?
- Yes.
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168. Listen, I'm, uh...
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169. Look, I'm cooking Cantonese tonight.
Why don't you join us?
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170. Well, I already made other plans.
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171. - Are you sure?
- Thanks anyway.
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172. Appreciate it.
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173. What happens when Bonnie and Clyde
turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie?
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174. "Lesbian Bandits, " next on Geraldo.
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175. Oh, lesbians, yummy.
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176. Wait. Stop.
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177. Ah, would you...
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178. Well, yeah, but I like those.
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179. Can I do this?
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180. No,no, no.
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181. Gotta wait.
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182. Well, why don't we just put everything
in there?
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183. Yeah, throw it all in there.
What—?
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184. I need to borrow a Phillips screwdriver.
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185. Oh, hi, Jacob. You been here long?
Ha, ha.
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186. - No.
- Phillips.
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187. Don't you think
it's time you started dating again?
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188. Who With?
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189. I happen to know Florence Gilbert,
for example, thinks you're quite a catch.
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190. She looks like Ernest Borgnine.
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191. Is that such a bad thing?
What about Jane Clark?
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192. - Jane Clark.
- Jane of the Jungle.
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193. Got more body hair than I do.
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194. She's a furbearing mammal,
for God's sakes.
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195. Doris Zabrinski, huh?
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196. I know she's a little heavy,
but she loves to fish.
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197. - You get her on the boat—
- Doris Zabrinski is dead.
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198. She is?
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199. She choked to death on a stack
of pancakes two weeks ago...
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200. at the Lions Club charity breakfast.
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201. Wow.
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202. I think it's how she would've wanted
to go.
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203. - Pop.
- Yeah.
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204. Listen to me.
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205. You can't sit around waiting for
another Ariel to walk into your life.
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206. Thanks for the Phillips.
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207. Jacob.
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208. - What?
- Remember when you were a kid...
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209. your mother baked that rhubarb pie
for my birthday?
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210. She swelled up like a balloon.
Broke out in hives.
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211. She didn't know she was allergic
to rhubarb.
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212. Oh, she knew.
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213. She baked it anyway
because she knew it was my favorite.
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214. - What made you think of that, Pop?
- I don't know.
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215. I think about things
like that all the time.
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216. Hey, Pop.
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217. Are you all right?
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218. Will you get out of
here and let me watch?
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219. Close the door when you
go because I don't
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220. want those mosquitoes
coming in here.
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221. They're crazy
about my macaroni-and-cheese dish.
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222. Hello?
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223. Anybody here?
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224. Hey, wait a second.
My name is Max Goldman.
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225. I'm a friend, lady. Take it easy.
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226. Look, relax. Would you relax?
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227. Put it down.
- Mama.
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228. Cut it out, lady. What's the matter—?
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229. Mama, what are you doing?
- I'm gonna whack him.
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230. - Put that down.
- He try to steal the vino rosso.
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231. You think everyone
is trying to steal the vino.
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232. - They are.
- This is a small town.
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233. You can trust people here. Ugh.
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234. Like Antonio?
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235. Next time he touch vino,
I whack his head like a melon.
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236. Holy moly.
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237. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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238. Scusare, but my mother is a little
bit too protective of the wine.
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239. Yes, so I noticed.
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240. She crushed the grapes herself
back in Palermo.
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241. It's a rare vintage
with a unique bouquet, heh.
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242. Is that a nice way of saying that, uh,
the wine smells like your mama's feet?
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243. No. No.
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244. L— I was, uh— My name's Goldman.
Max Goldman. I live in the area here.
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245. Maria Sophia
Coletta Ragetti.
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246. - Ah, that's quite a name.
- Mm-hm.
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247. - Ragetti.
- Ragetti.
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248. - You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin.
- Yes. Why so surprised? Ha, ha.
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249. Holy moly. Well, I thought...
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250. I thought... Uh, I was expecting
someone that looked like Rick.
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251. - How's that?
- You know, fat, hairy, homely.
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252. But you're not so fat.
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253. You're a smooth talker, Mr. Goldman.
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254. Heh, there's more where that came from,
Miss Ragetti.
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255. When is the, uh, bait shop
gonna be back in business?
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256. - Uh, bait shop?
- Yeah.
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257. What is a bait shop?
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258. Well, that's what we call it here
in Minnesota.
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259. What do you call it
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260. Oh, we call it, uh, I
think, uh, ristorante.
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261. Ristorante, mm-hm.
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262. - Ristorante?
- Mm-hm.
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263. What, uh—? You mean you're gonna
turn this into a restaurant?
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264. - No, you can't be serious.
- Why not?
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265. Well, there's gonna be a lot of noise here,
people coming, driving with cars.
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266. - You're gonna scare all the fish away.
- This is the land of 10,000 lakes.
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267. Go find another one.
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268. No, you're wasting your
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269. I'm telling you.
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270. No, people are not gonna come down here
for Italian...
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271. when we got a Chuck E. Cheese
right in town.
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272. Listen, I don't know this
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273. but Ragetti's will be
a romantic lakefront ristorante.
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274. It will be special, classy...
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275. somewhere you would never go.
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276. Oh, you can say that again.
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277. Via, via, there's so much to do
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278. Bait shop.
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279. Bait shop.
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280. - You should've let me whack him.
- Yeah.
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281. I'm done.
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282. Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon.
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283. Well, you can wish in one hand,
and crap in the other...
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284. and see which gets filled first.
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285. Yeah, well this wagon's
gotta get filled first. I'll be back.
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286. - Well, pick me up a pack of Camels.
All right, you got it.
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287. Uh— Ooh.
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288. Hey, hey.
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289. You need a hand with that, huh?
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290. My name's Gustafson.
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291. Italian girl.
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292. What do you say we go back
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293. I'll show you my cannelloni.
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294. Huh?
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295. Ooh.
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296. Hi, Chris.
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297. Hi, how you doing?
- Fine.
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298. We need a cleanup in Aisle 5.
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299. Aah!
Oh.
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300. Ox.
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301. Nag.
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302. Hey, moron.
- Putz. Where you been?
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303. I've been looking all over for you.
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304. - Why? What's so important?
- That.
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305. - Jeez Louise, who is that?
- That's Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin.
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306. Uh, you mean she
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307. - Huh?
- And you can forget...
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308. about leaving your boat down there.
It's all private property.
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309. Oh, God, Chuck would be spinning in
his grave if he knew about this.
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310. You can say that again.
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311. I guess there's nothing much
we can do about it now.
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312. You're just gonna stand there
and let all this happen?
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313. Well, what—?
- I've been fishing that spot...
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314. ever since I'm 5 years old.
It's all I got left.
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315. I know, but what am
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316. Well, we gotta come
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317. We gotta find a way
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318. Well, uh—
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319. It's okay, I'm a doctor.
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320. Oh, it sounds like Dad's using
his "free exam" trick again.
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321. Well, you gotta stick with what works.
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322. Hey, listen. Ask—
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323. Ask Jacob if he can pull some strings
with the city council, huh?
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324. Find out what day this ristorante is
supposed to have its health inspection.
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326. That's...
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327. - That's good thinking.
Dad!
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328. Oh, Max is right. Our fishing
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329. They might as well drain
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330. Stop moving.
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331. Oh, you know the sign she put up, honey?
"Parking for restaurant customers only."
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332. Just a little while longer.
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333. Maybe they'll have a grease fire
in the kitchen.
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334. - John.
- Well, a guy can dream, can't he?
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335. You gotta let this thing go, honey.
Gotta let it go.
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336. Chuck is gone, the bait shop is gone,
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338. Hmm.
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340. Hmm. I don't know why the hell
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341. God, if Max could see me now,
I'd never live it down.
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342. Would you relax?
We're the only ones here.
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343. - There's nobody here except you and me.
- Hmm.
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344. What a putz.
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345. Will you look at that poor man?
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346. And then the mama bear said:
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348. And finally,
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349. "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed...
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350. and the bastard's still there."
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351. But Goldilocks
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352. with a scope and a hair trigger.
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353. That's not the way it goes.
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354. And that was the end...
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356. Sing me a lullaby.
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357. Oh, it's too late.
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360. Good night, sweet pea.
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361. Good night.
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362. Happy dreams.
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364. I'm not sticking the plant lady
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365. - Why not?
- Because he's a groper.
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366. He'll be all over her.
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367. He's not a groper.
He's a touchy-feely person.
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368. Well, he's not gonna be touchy-feelying
the plant lady.
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369. It's not like she's a close friend.
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370. We don't know her name.
"The plant lady." What is that?
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371. Well, it doesn't mean she's
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372. - Fine.
- Good.
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373. Allie, honey, don't put the quarter
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374. You're not my daddy.
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375. Hey, what do you got there, Pop?
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376. A bacon sandwich.
- Bacon sandwich.
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377. What do you say, kids?
What are you doing?
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378. Trying to finish the
seating arrangement.
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379. Oh, you don't have to.
Max and I have come up with a plan.
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380. Oh, no, Dad.
You guys have done way too much already.
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382. - Hey, moron.
- Putz.
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383. You, uh, find the rat?
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384. No, but Allie said
we could borrow Sparky.
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385. What if he gets away?
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386. I made a leash.
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387. - That's good thinking.
- Yeah.
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388. Hey, what do you guys want
with Sparky?
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390. - Heh, it's men talk.
- See you later, huh?
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393. - Did you swallow a quarter?
- I'll call the doctor.
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395. - Really?
- Sure.
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396. If she craps out two
dimes and a nickel...
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397. then you can start worrying, huh?
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398. Come here, honey. Say "Ah."
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399. - Personally clean every little corner.
- Uh-huh.
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400. Just look, heh.
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401. - Like a mirror, heh.
- Miss Ragetti.
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402. Well, Miss Ragetti, everything appears
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403. I'm very glad, ha, ha.
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404. Of course, appearances can be deceiving.
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405. No. We'll see. We'll see.
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406. - What do you think? Now?
- Unleash the beast.
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407. You will be wearing your hairnet
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409. What did she say?
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410. Uh, she said, uh, "Yes, sir, of course."
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411. Well, everything seems to be in order.
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412. - Act rabid.
- Be rabid.
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413. Good luck to you, you schmuck.
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414. - What?
- it's a rat!
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415. - A rat? Here?
Vermin infestation.
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416. - I'm writing you up.
Wait, wait, wait.
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417. It's, uh—
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418. It's not a rat, it's a—
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419. It's a guinea pig.
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420. - A guinea pig?
- it's a guinea pig. Look.
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421. What are the chances that
a guinea pig would run through here...
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422. on an inspection day?
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423. Hmm?
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424. Well, lately, I must say
that the chances are pretty good.
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425. - Ox.
- Nag.
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426. I don't think we've met.
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427. - Oh.
- I'm Maria Ragetti.
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428. Uh, how do you—? Uh, John Gustafson.
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429. Ah.
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430. You like Italian, Mr. Gustafson?
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431. Well, yeah, I guess so. Why?
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432. Arrivederci, boys.
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433. Should we ask her for some garlic bread?
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434. How could I be so wrong?
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435. You have a gift.
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436. Not one customer all day.
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437. I mean, besides him.
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438. Hey, more vino, sefiorita.
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439. - You go.
- it's your turn.
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440. Mm.
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441. I put his bib on.
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442. Bah.
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443. Well...
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444. What's the matter, beautiful?
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445. You're meaner than a dog shitting tacks.
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446. We put everything into this place.
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447. - We could've retired in Hawaii.
- I have been to Hawaii.
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448. - Which island?
- Come-on-I-want-to-lay-you.
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449. I find you disgusting.
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450. Well, just as long
as you find me, dear.
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451. You want to join me, Miss Ragetti?
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452. - Oh.
Huh?
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453. What the hell.
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454. Thattagirl.
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455. Yeah.
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456. Ding-dong, the witch is dead.
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457. - Here's to us, huh?
- And to those like us.
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458. Yeah, there's damn few of us left.
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459. - Ha, ha. That's a damn good thing.
Hmm.
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460. To Chuck.
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461. May his bait shop never die.
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462. Mama. Get dressed.
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463. We go to town.
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464. Mama?
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465. Praise the Lord.
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466. Ooh!
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467. Holy moly.
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468. Is this seat taken?
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469. MAN s; on, boy.
Hmm?
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470. Uh...
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471. - No.
Beware.
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472. The devil is a beautiful lady
in a red dress.
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473. - Can I get you something, ma'am?
- Oh, yes, please. It's so hot in here.
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474. Maybe some, uh, ice water
could cool me down.
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475. - Uh, yes, ma'am.
- C)of.
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476. Max.
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477. I've been thinking...
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478. it's such a shame
that we got off on the wrong foot.
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479. It's a shame.
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480. I'll bet if we give it another chance...
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481. we could, uh, become good friends.
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482. - Friends?
- Or maybe even more than friends.
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483. Huh?
- Hmm?
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484. Go easy. Go easy, baby. You know:
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485. Ooh.
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486. This feels so much better. So nice.
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487. Ah, so cool.
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488. It's so nice. Ah.
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489. How do you feel?
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490. Friendly. Friendly.
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491. I wish I could feel like you do...
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492. but this silly feud of ours
has got me so upset.
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493. What silly feud of ours?
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494. It's a tiny little ristorante.
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495. You will never even know it's there.
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496. - Never!
- You are a stubborn man.
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497. Ragetti's will be a very great success.
You shall see.
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498. Not in my lifetime!
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499. Bah...
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500. You evil temptress!
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501. Maria?
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502. Maria Ragetti?
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503. How do you know who I am?
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504. Well, you do sort of stand out
in a town like this.
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505. I don't usually dress like this.
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506. What... You look very nice.
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507. I look like, uh...
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508. a slut.
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509. But a nice slut.
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510. Uh, look, I want to introduce myself.
My name is Ariel Gustafson.
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511. And I want to tell you
how very sorry I am...
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512. for what Max and John
are putting you through.
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513. You know how some people
have trouble saying goodbye?
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514. Believe me,
it has nothing to do with you.
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515. Why do you say such nice things?
You don't even know me.
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516. Mm, because I know what it's like
to be the new kid in town.
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517. Ah.
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518. Here comes another one.
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519. Hello, boys.
- Hey, honey, how was class?
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520. Ariel.
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521. Well, you two must be very happy
with yourselves.
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522. I just ran into Maria
and she's in tears.
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523. - She thinks that everybody hates her.
- She's right.
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524. John, I want you to go right
to Ragetti's and apologize.
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525. - Apologize?
- For what?
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526. - We were trying to explain to her.
- She should've listened.
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527. I'll meet you at home, honey.
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528. Mm...
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529. Mm...
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530. I always knew
you were on a short leash...
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531. but I didn't know
you were on a choke collar.
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532. Nobody's in charge in my house
except me.
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533. That's the way to talk, Gustafson.
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534. I'm going home now
and get this matter straightened out.
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535. You're the man of the house,
the king of the castle.
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536. Hey, Max, top her off?
- Sure.
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537. Long live the king!
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538. Bah.
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539. - She threw me out.
- Oh, no.
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540. - Uh, come on, just for tonight.
- Forget it.
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541. - You won't even know I'm here.
- That's because you won't be here.
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542. - What?
- I'm cold.
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543. Here's some matches.
Set yourself on fire.
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544. Ah.
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545. Oh.
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546. You got three TVs on.
You're not looking at any of them.
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547. What a pig-
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548. Hey, that's my tuna on rye.
I've been looking all over for that.
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549. Where'd you find it?
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550. Would you like a half? Huh?
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551. This milk has chunks in it.
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552. What's your point?
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553. - What am I doing?
- What?
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554. Right next door,
I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed...
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555. and a refrigerator full of food
that hasn't passed its expiration date.
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556. - So, what are you saying?
- I'm going to apologize to Maria.
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557. - You traitor. You Benedict Arnold.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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558. Heh, finally.
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559. Didn't think he'd last this long.
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560. Smells all right.
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561. And why all of a sudden
this change of heart?
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562. I had a guilty conscience.
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563. Well, okay.
Ariel kicked me out of the house.
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564. I knew I liked your wife.
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565. And what about Max?
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566. Uh, Max? Oh, my God, forget it.
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567. Max is much too hardheaded
to ever say he's sorry.
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568. - He's proud.
- Of what?
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569. I don't know. He has a strong character,
and, uh, I admire that.
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570. Now, wait a minute. You admire Max?
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571. - Yeah.
- You really are from out of town.
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572. Be careful. The grappa is very strong.
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573. You are speaking to a Gustafson.
I can hold my liquor.
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574. And this stuff too.
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575. - How long have you been married?
- Six months next week.
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576. - How about you?
- Oh, I'm divorced.
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577. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Antonio was, uh...
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578. - Jeez, that sounds bad.
- It ain't good.
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579. Oh, jeez.
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580. Enough of that. I don't
want to bore you.
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581. Mr. Gustafson?
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582. Good night, Ariel.
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583. Hey.
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584. Yo, ho, there, ma.
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585. Pop.
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586. Hey, Jacob. How are you?
- Thanks for the Phillips.
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587. Listen, uh, Pop.
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588. Uh, Melanie and I wanted to thank
you and John— I got it.
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589. Uh, Melanie and I just wanted
you and John to know...
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590. how much we appreciate the help
you've given us planning the wedding.
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591. No, there's need to thank me, Jacob.
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592. Well, yes, but we actually—
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593. Nothing would make us happier
than to see you two tie the knot.
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594. Thanks, but—
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595. And it means a great deal to me
to be a part of it. I mean it.
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596. I'm proud of you, son.
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597. Studying up on your Italian, are you?
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598. Thinking of wooing Maria?
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599. No, I'm just gonna curse at her
in her own language, that's all.
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600. - I think she's a lesbian anyway.
- How would you know?
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601. - You've never seen a lesbian.
- Did too. Saw them on Geraldo.
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602. Uh-huh. Say whatever you will.
You got the hots for her.
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603. Not in a million years.
She's just a pig-headed Italian witch...
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604. with piss and vinegar
running through her veins.
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605. He's in love.
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606. Ariel, buongiorno.
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607. Where are you off to?
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608. Sven said he spotted Catfish Hunter
down at Indian Slough.
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609. - Thought I'd go down and take a look.
- Oh, yeah.
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610. - Oh, where's Tweedledum?
- Tweedledum?
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611. Oh, John. John. Ha-ha-ha. Tweedledum.
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612. - L— I don't know.
- You don't know?
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613. He didn't spend the night here?
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614. No. Last night he said he was going down
to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria.
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615. You mean to tell me
he didn't come home?
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616. No.
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617. - He's alive.
- Take these. You'll feel better.
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618. Oh, God. What happened?
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619. You passed out.
I didn't think you should drive home.
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620. Oh, God, I feel like a polka band
is playing in my head.
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621. Hmm. You'll feel better
after a hot shower. Come on. Mama.
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622. Yeah, but I don't really—
I don't need a hot shower.
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623. What if he had an accident?
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624. The only accident he's gonna have
is when I see him.
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625. I'm sure there's a logical explanation
for all this.
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626. You know, it must be nice living
in Never Never Land.
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627. Maybe I'll come and visit you sometime
when I need a break from reality.
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628. Step on it.
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629. He's gonna explain everything...
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630. and I'll listen carefully,
and then I'm gonna kill him.
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631. I'm sure there's a logical explanation
for all this, Ariel.
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632. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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633. - All right, where is he?
What?
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634. - We know he's in here. Where is he?
- Yes, don't try to deny it.
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635. - But wait, you
don't understand.
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636. Ah, I want to
talk to him right now.
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637. But let me explain.
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638. Gustafson!
Get out here!
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639. Gustafson!
- What the hell? What?
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640. What's going on here?
- Nothing is going on here.
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641. Where's John?
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642. Wait a minute!
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643. John.
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644. What?
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645. How could you?
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646. What—? What, this?
This isn't what it looks like.
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647. - Gustafson, you're doing it again.
- What the hell are you talking about?
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648. First it was May. Then it was Ariel.
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649. And now it's Maria.
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650. Watch that damn thing.
You said you hated Maria.
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651. That's not the point!
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652. And you're the one who said
I should apologize to her.
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653. Apologize, yes, not sleep with her.
There is a difference, you know.
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654. You think I had sex with your husband?
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655. Well, you sure weren't having sex
with me.
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656. Why should I have sex with you?
You just said you hated me.
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657. He said I hated you.
I never said I hated you.
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658. Actually, I've grown quite fond of you!
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659. So now I'm supposed to have sex with you
instead of him.
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660. Aha. So you admit that you slept
with my husband, huh? Huh?
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661. Nobody slept with anybody last night.
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662. Speak for yourself.
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663. Mama.
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664. Jeez.
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665. I had a little too much
to drink last night.
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666. Sure. Blame it on the booze.
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667. And you think that that's
an acceptable excuse for what you did?
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668. Are you gonna let me finish?
- No!
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669. I know my Maria. She don't want nothing
to do with that man.
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670. - Oh, yeah? How do you know that?
- Because!
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671. She wants that man.
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672. Me?
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673. What do you want with me?
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674. What is that supposed to mean?
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675. I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
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676. So I'll call you?
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677. Three tiers like this, yeah?
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678. The lemon cake with the white frosting
and the yellow flowers. You like?
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679. - It's perfect, Lena.
- Exactly what we wanted.
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680. And now, for the big surprise.
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681. - No, what surprise?
- We don't want any surprises.
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682. - John thought of this
one all by himself.
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683. Oh, no.
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684. The groom goes here.
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685. And the bride...
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686. she goes on top like this.
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687. And then this goes here.
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688. And then on top of the cake,
in the frosting...
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689. we spell out:
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690. "Melanie has landed herself
another husband."
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691. This is not good.
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692. Maria
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693. I just met a girl named Maria
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694. And suddenly I see
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695. She's not the bitch
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696. I thought she'd be
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697. Maria
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698. Oh, Maria, Maria, Maria
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699. Maria
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700. Maria
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701. Shh.
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702. - Ox.
- Nag.
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703. I didn't know you were a fisherman.
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704. There are a lot of things you don't know
about me.
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705. Any luck?
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706. Ooh. Holy moly.
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707. I showed you mine,
now you show me yours.
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708. Oh, I don't— Oh, you mean the fish.
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709. Uh...
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710. It ain't the size that matters.
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711. Are we still talking about your fish?
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712. Very funny.
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713. I, uh— You know, Maria...
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714. I've lived here all my life.
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715. Nobody knows about this place
any more than I do. I know everything.
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716. I could take you around sometime
if you...
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717. If you would like it.
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718. - Are you asking me on a date?
- Hell, no.
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719. But if I were, and I'm not, mind you,
what would you say?
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720. Well, if I were to accept,
and I'm not saying I would—
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721. - Yeah, because I haven't asked you.
- Mm-hm.
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722. —I would say, um...
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723. What would you say?
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724. Hmm...
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725. - Maybe.
- Maybe?
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726. - What kind of an answer is maybe?
- Ha, ha, maybe's maybe.
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727. Then, uh, maybe I'll stop by
at 7:00 tonight.
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728. Maybe I'll cook something nice for you
in the kitchen.
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729. I'll see you then.
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730. Maybe.
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731. Ciao.
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732. Ciao.
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733. Whatever that means.
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734. What do you think, Mama?
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735. Don't you think
it would make me look fat?
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736. You should be so picky.
He's got the face of a mackerel.
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737. Antonio had the face of an angel
and look where it got me.
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738. How many times do you have
to get your heart broken, eh?
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739. Max is different, Mama.
He makes me laugh.
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740. I don't like this. Not one bit.
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741. But it's just a date.
I'm not marrying him.
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742. - Not yet.
- "Not yet." Mama, eh.
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743. Are you sure you like the white better?
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744. Definitely the blue.
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745. Oh, boy.
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746. - Ha, ha, I'm a little nervous.
- Oh, come on.
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747. - You just be yourself. You'll be fine.
- Yeah.
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748. Oh, why don't you pick up a bottle of
wine on the way, huh?
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749. - She'll appreciate the gesture.
- Check.
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750. And don't forget, now,
compliment her on how great she looks.
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751. - Okay. Already got that covered.
- Let me hear it.
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752. Maria.
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753. There may be lots of fish in the sea...
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754. but you're the only one
I would like to mount over my fireplace.
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755. That's not bad.
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756. - You notice the sexual innuendo?
- I did.
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757. Subliminal messages.
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758. It's how you get people to do
what you want without them knowing it.
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759. - Yeah, where'd you learn that?
- Geraldo.
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760. Oh, boy.
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761. Hey. Very nice.
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762. Yeah, I went to Nate's Auto Body Shop.
Had all the seats refinished.
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763. It's authentic imitation leather.
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764. Well, go get them, tiger.
You got nothing to worry about.
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765. He's doomed.
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766. There are many fish in the sea, Maria...
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767. but you're the only one
I want to mount over my fireplace.
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768. You're the only one...
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769. But you're...
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770. Ciao.
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771. Holy moly.
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772. - Good evening, Maria.
- Good evening.
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773. - You look nice.
- Thank you.
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774. I, uh...
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775. I just wanna say...
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776. Um, what I'm trying to say is...
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777. Uh, there are many women...
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778. floating in the river...
- Mm-hm.
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779. but you're the only one
I wanna stuff...
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780. and stick over...
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781. on my wall over the fireplace.
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782. Thank you so much.
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783. Would you like to come in?
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784. - Please.
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785. I didn't say it right.
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786. I've never seen wine
that comes from a box before.
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787. It's pretty fancy, huh?
- Yeah.
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788. Look, it's even got its own tap.
- Ooh.
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789. Look at this. Here. You got it?
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790. - It's real wine.
- That's great.
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791. Yes.
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792. So how do you like the old place?
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793. It's changed.
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794. - Is that, uh, good or bad?
- it's the worst.
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795. I hate change.
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796. - Why?
- Things never change for the better.
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797. Well, change brought me here
to Wabasha.
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798. Are you saying you wish I hadn't come?
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799. Hmm, hmm...
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800. Is that a trick question?
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801. - Oh, you see? You see?
- Ooh...
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802. - Now the weather has changed.
- So much for dining alfresco.
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803. Ooh, ha, ha.
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804. Holy moly.
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805. Whew, boy.
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806. - Ha.
- I am all wet.
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807. Wow, heh.
- Ha, ha.
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808. - It's really coming down now.
- Yeah.
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809. You know,
the night crawlers'll be out soon.
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810. What's a night crawler?
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811. - What are you, a communist?
- Hmm, no, ha, ha.
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812. - Night crawler's the king of all worms.
- Ah.
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813. They come out at night, after the
rain, to lay out across the grass.
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814. - Breathe the night air.
- Ah.
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815. This restaurant is sitting on top of one
of the biggest and best worm beds...
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816. in all of Wabasha County.
- Ah.
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817. You can imagine my excitement.
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818. Honey, would you stop worrying.
Max is gonna be just fine.
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819. Yeah, I hope so.
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820. I may have given him
some bad advice earlier. I don't know.
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821. Oh, yeah? What'd you say?
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822. I told him, uh...
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823. Well, I told him to just be himself.
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824. You said what?
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825. Don't shine the light right on them.
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826. They feel the heat,
they zip into their holes.
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827. - So I should, uh... Like this?
- Yeah.
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828. - Yeah. Up, down. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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829. Do you know, Maria—
- Yeah.
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830. —That worms
have both male and female sexual organs?
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831. - No, I didn't know that.
- Well, it's true.
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832. Oh, you know a lot about worms, Max.
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833. - No, heh, I don't know that much.
- Oh, you do. You do.
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834. Every once in a while I pick up a tip,
you know?
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835. Yes, that's it. That's good.
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836. There's one.
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837. - There.
- Shh...
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838. Quietly now.
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839. What should I do?
- Tiptoe over and—
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840. Will you come with me?
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841. Yes. And then suddenly,
reach down and grab him.
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842. - Okay.
- When you get near him, grab him.
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843. Whoa, oh!
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844. Maria. You all right, Maria?
- Yes, ha, ha.
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845. You scared every worm away
for a radius of 5 miles.
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846. I'm sorry.
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847. Uh, what?
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848. You have a very beautiful smile.
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849. Hmm.
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850. Maria?
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851. Yes, Max.
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852. Would it be all right if I kissed you?
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853. Yes.
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854. I haven't been with a man
for a long time.
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855. - Me neither.
- Be gentle.
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856. Mama Mia.
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857. Holy moly.
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858. Good morning, Mr. Gustafson.
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859. - I don't believe it.
- Mm-hm.
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860. You and that beautiful lady?
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861. I am the thief of hearts.
I am the gangster of love.
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862. Gangster, huh? Yeah, well, tell me,
was it more of a holdup than a stickup?
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863. - Never mind that.
- Ooh, ha, ha.
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864. Even your infantile penis jokes seem
charming and witty this morning, sir.
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865. Okay, Lothario, we gotta get
to the Oktoberfest to meet the kids.
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866. Yeah.
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867. I think I liked you better
before you were getting any.
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868. Hi, dear.
Hi, Dad.
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869. Hi, Jacob.
Hi.
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870. - Hey, what's going on?
- Well, we got a surprise for you.
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871. Oh, no more surprises.
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872. - Attention!
No, you'll like this.
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873. In just eight days...
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874. these two happy kids
will be husband and wife!
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875. Yeah!
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876. My dear friends, Max and John...
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877. have asked me, Handsome Hans...
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878. to be their music man.
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879. Let's celebrate the young lovers'
nuptials with the Chicken Polka!
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880. Do you Chicken there, Goldman?
Come on, you're gonna love this.
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881. - You know the Chicken? Great.
Yeah.
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882. I'm in the twilight zone.
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883. Another one of your
father's great ideas.
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884. Your father booked our reception hall.
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885. I think Handsome Hans would fit
in perfectly at Slippery's bar.
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886. It's a tavern.
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887. This is a mistake.
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888. You're right. We'll get a DJ.
This is crazy.
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889. No, that's not what I meant.
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890. Melanie, I know that
I wanna get married,
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891. but if you're not sure,
you gotta tell me.
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892. I'm just not sure. Jacob.
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893. Tell me this now?
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894. - We're a week away from the wedding.
- Jacob, I love you.
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895. - You just don't want to marry me.
- No, that's not it.
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896. I just think we should take our time.
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897. I've been taking my time. How does
waiting since the second grade grab you?
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898. Would you stop it!
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899. It's like you are already married. Yeah?
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900. Polka!
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901. Honey.
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902. Jacob.
Jacob, I know what I'm talking about.
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903. Really? If you're
such an expert,
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904. How come you're the one
that's been divorced?
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905. Mel.
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906. Honey?
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907. - The Wedding's off.
What do you mean?
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908. - What do you mean it's off?
- We've already paid for everything.
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909. Honey? Uh, what— What happened?
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910. What happened?
I'll tell you what happened.
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911. - Your daughter got cold feet.
- Oh, cold feet, my ass.
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912. - Your son insulted her.
- He didn't say nothing that wasn't true.
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913. - Maybe she can't handle the truth.
- Really?
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914. She can't? What is the truth, Max?
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915. The truth is that her first marriage
was a flop.
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916. That was Mike's fault
and you know that.
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917. Well, what makes you think
she can keep Jacob happy?
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918. That's a lousy thing—
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919. My daughter wouldn't marry your son
if he was the last man in Wabasha.
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920. That's fine with me. I was against
the whole thing from the start.
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921. - Well, that goes double for me.
- Then it's off.
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922. Yes, it's off. Everything is off.
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923. The wedding is off
and the friendship is off.
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924. And the gloves are off.
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925. Let the games begin.
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926. Come on, baby. Come to Papa.
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927. Yes. Yes, thattaboy.
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928. That's it.
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929. Gustafson.
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930. What the hell is...? Come back.
Come back here. Come back.
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931. Come back!
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932. Oh, damn you, Goldman.
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933. What a putz.
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934. Hi, how are you?
Hello, Kate. How are you?
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935. I'm okay. Here's your card.
- Good.
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936. That's it for you?
- Yup, that'll do it.
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937. You have a nice
day, Mr. Gustafson.
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938. Thanks very much.
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939. Same to you. Bye.
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940. What?
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941. Max!
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942. Where the—?
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943. You bastard.
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944. You dance very well.
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945. Thank you.
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946. Maria, I got this for you.
Hope you don't mind.
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947. Oh, Max. Max.
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948. It's a cubic zirconia.
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949. - Got it from the Home Shopping Network.
- it's so beautiful.
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950. Here. Let me help.
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951. See how it looks.
You just put that like that.
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952. You don't like it, huh?
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953. No, no, it's beautiful.
It's just, um...
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954. Just what?
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955. I don't know, heh.
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956. Things are moving so fast.
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957. What's wrong with fast? I like fast.
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958. I didn't plan on meeting somebody
like you when I came to Wabasha.
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959. - Oh, but you're— You're happy, huh?
- Yes, but that is what worries me.
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960. - Well, what do you mean?
- I don't know what I'm talking about.
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961. It's beautiful.
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962. - Like you.
- Thank you, Max.
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963. Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws.
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964. What the—? Get out of there.
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965. Holy moly.
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966. You just kissed
your ninth life goodbye, Slick.
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967. This one is very sweet.
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968. That one with the big tongue
and the brown eyes is great.
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969. - Hmm, what about this one?
- This one?
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970. Yes. One eye.
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971. - No nuts.
- Oh, you mean Lucky, ha, ha.
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972. You don't want him, Mr. Goldman.
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973. I'll take him. Here, Lucky.
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974. He's cute.
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975. Ah...
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976. Good morning, Slick.
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977. What a nice kitty cat. Yes, you are.
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978. And I see you've crapped
on my newspaper again. Hmm.
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979. Would you like to make a new friend
this morning? Hmm?
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980. Lucky, kill Slick!
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981. Lucky, kill Slick!
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982. RAUGHS]
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983. Whoa! Who the—?
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984. John!
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985. Come here, baby.
- No!
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986. Whoa!
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987. Everything's under control.
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988. Slick!
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989. - How do you like that, you putz?
- Why you dirty...
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990. - I'll kill you.
- You ruined my refinished seats.
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991. You broadcast my naked ass
to half of Wabasha.
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992. - Big deal. Take that, you vandal.
- You damn near killed my cat!
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993. That mangy animal's
been crapping on my paper for years!
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994. What do you call that butt ugly—?
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995. Give me that pole.
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996. That pole, huh?
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997. That's it.
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998. If my dog was as ugly as you...
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999. I'd shave his ass...
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1000. and teach him to walk backwards.
- Oh, very—
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1001. Ariel.
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1002. That trick doesn't work with me.
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1003. Max, for God's sake, time out.
Where are you going?
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1004. Home. And you can call me
when this stupid war is over.
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1005. She left me.
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1006. Are you surprised?
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1007. There we are.
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1008. So good.
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1009. Now, you wanna put in
just a pinch of salt.
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1010. Just a pinch.
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1011. - There.
- Oh, damn it.
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1012. - But not too much.
- Yeah, now you tell me.
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1013. You don't wanna overpower the sauce.
Not too salty.
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1014. - Oh, shut up.
- There we are. Add some garnish here.
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1015. - It's time to look at the birds.
- The bird.
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1016. Go right now.
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1017. Aah! Fire!
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1018. - Fire! Jacob, I got a fire here.
- Hey.
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1019. Absolutely perfect.
Anybody can make these.
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1020. You got it.
Simple. Just flawless.
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1021. What are you doing here?
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1022. I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner
for Maria.
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1023. Uh-huh.
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1024. Look at it.
- She'll be impressed.
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1025. - Tell her it's Cajun.
- Yes.
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1026. And, uh, what do you call this?
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1027. Haven't decided yet,
but I'm leaning toward Mystery Stew.
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1028. Ha, ha, is that right?
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1029. I don't mean to be a pessimist,
but you need a backup.
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1030. Is there anything else you know
how to make?
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1031. - Jelly sandwiches.
- Get cracking.
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1032. I used to love jelly sandwiches
with peanut butter in them.
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1033. - You did too when you were a kid.
- Yeah.
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1034. Hey. Hey, come on. Go over there
and tell her you're sorry. Go ahead.
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1035. No, I tried to. She won't even
talk to me. Not that I blame her.
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1036. You spend too much time
with this Max Goldman.
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1037. I like him, Mama. A lot.
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1038. He will break your
heart, like the others.
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1039. No, this time is different.
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1040. You said Fernando was different,
and look what happened.
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1041. I was a girl, Mama.
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1042. And then there was Eduardo, the drunk.
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1043. That was a long time ago.
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1044. Marcello, the womanizer,
was not that long ago.
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1045. - I'm not listening to this.
- And next came Carlo, the con man.
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1046. - Are you finished?
- I wish I were.
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1047. But then I would be forgetting Antonio.
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1048. All five I warn you against...
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1049. and all five you marry.
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1050. - Mama.
- You are a good girl, Maria...
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1051. but you are cursed in love.
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1052. - That isn't true.
- For once, Maria, listen to your mama.
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1053. Do you care for him?
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1054. Yes.
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1055. Then leave him be.
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1056. Hey, Pop.
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1057. Well, I've really done it this time.
I've really screwed it up.
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1058. Jake and Melanie
have called off the marriage.
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1059. Jake's moved in with Max, Max and I
are at it again, and on top of that...
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1060. Ariel's moved back into her house
with Melanie.
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1061. Now, what am I gonna do
about all of that?
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1062. Huh?
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1063. Pop?
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1064. Pop?
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1065. Looks like God remembered you, Pop.
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1066. I'm sorry.
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1067. Hey, moron.
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1068. Hello, putz.
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1069. Mind if I join you?
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1070. No, help yourself.
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1071. I knew your old man longer
than I knew my own.
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1072. He was always very fond of you, Max.
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1073. - He was a good man.
- The best.
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1074. You know I didn't mean
what I said about Melanie the other day.
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1075. Yeah, and you know how I really feel
aboutJacob.
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1076. - He's a good boy.
- Yeah.
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1077. I just don't want him to be lonely.
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1078. - He deserves better.
- He deserves Melanie.
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1079. So, what do you wanna do now?
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1080. - Wanna get drunk?
- Yeah.
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1081. Come on, Grandpa
John, hurry up.
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1082. Yeah, I'm coming, Allie.
I'm coming.
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1083. But you already got enough candy
in this bag...
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1084. to give
the whole neighborhood cavities.
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1085. What are you going
to do to ensure six months from now...
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1086. you feel happier
and more loved than you do today?
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1087. Because you know what?
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1088. The truth is, if you
don't do something...
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1089. nothing in your life is gonna change.
Spread the seeds.
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1090. Keep it watered and watch it grow.
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1091. Have you ever seen
anything more amazing?
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1092. Stop the insanity.
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1093. From the most beautiful
place in the world...
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1094. comes the most exotic tanning product
in the world.
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1095. Hawaiian Tropic.
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1096. Natural oils, tropical fruits...
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1097. flora, nuts and
protective sunscreens.
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1098. A complete sun-care line
created by one man, Ron Rice...
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1099. for one reason.
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1100. White is for laundry.
- Unh, unh...
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1101. - What are you feeding this dog?
- Hormel chili.
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1102. Yeesh.
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1103. He likes it.
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1104. Trick or treat.
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1105. Oh, yes, trick or treat. I forgot.
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1106. Just plain forgot.
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1107. Hi. Hi, kids. Here's a coaster.
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1108. And there's a stapler for you.
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1109. Open your bag. That's it. Good shot.
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1110. Happy Halloween.
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1111. - Hi, Uncle Max.
Who's that? Allie?
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1112. - Hello, Allie, ha, ha.
ls Allie here? Oh, look at you.
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1113. Let me hear a polar bear growl.
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1114. Happy Halloween there, putzo.
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1115. How'd you know it was me?
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1116. You wear the same costume
every Christmas or whatever this—
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1117. - Halloween.
Hey, Allie.
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1118. - Hey, you. How's your morn doing?
- Okay. Want to come over?
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1119. Yeah, how about that?
You wanna go over and just say hi?
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1120. Yeah.
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1121. She'd probably throw me out
the moment she saw my face.
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1122. Now, Max, I think I got an idea. Hmm?
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1123. - Trick or treat.
Hey, you. Oh...
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1124. How did we do tonight?
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1125. Uncle Max gave me a can opener
and a bunch of laundry detergent.
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1126. He did?
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1127. Yes, he did.
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1128. Allie?
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1129. I'm going to bed, Mom.
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1130. Don't you want to stay up
and watch the scary movie?
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1131. I said, I'm going to bed.
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1132. What has gotten into her?
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1133. You look great, Mel.
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1134. You look ridiculous.
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1135. Needed to see you again, Mel...
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1136. to tell you how sorry I was
for the way I acted.
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1137. I just thought I couldn't be happy
unless we were married...
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1138. and I realize now...
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1139. I just want you in my life.
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1140. That's all I want.
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1141. If we ever do get married...
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1142. I promise you...
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1143. we'll use a professional
wedding coordinator.
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1144. - You look terrific.
- Jacob.
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1145. Jacob.
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1146. - They're watching us.
- No, they're not.
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1147. Uh-huh?
- No, they're not.
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1148. Yes, they are.
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1149. Let's celebrate. Beers are on me.
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1150. Oh, I'd love to, Max,
but I've got someone
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1151. very special waiting
for me over there.
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1152. Of course, if you had half a brain,
you could have the same thing.
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1153. She dumped me.
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1154. Max, would you park
that stupid pride of yours just once?
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1155. You might surprise yourself.
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1156. I gotta speak to Maria.
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1157. - Oh, put down that bat.
- She don't wanna see you.
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1158. Well, I ain't leaving
here until I see Maria!
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1159. Oh, at last, I get to whack him.
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1160. Mama. Mama, please. Please, Mama.
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1161. Maria, we need to talk.
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1162. There's nothing to talk about.
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1163. Well, at least give me an explanation.
I think I deserve that much.
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1164. Yes, you're right.
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1165. - I have to tell you something.
- Yes.
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1166. I have been married before.
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1167. To Antonio, I know.
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1168. But also to Fernando.
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1169. And Carlo.
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1170. And Eduardo.
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1171. And Marcello.
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1172. Holy moly.
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1173. You've been married five times.
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1174. So now you understand?
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1175. - Mother is right.
- Whew...
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1176. I'm cursed in love.
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1177. Wait. Wait.
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1178. Will you wait, please?
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1179. I don't know what happened
with those other guys...
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1180. but let me tell you something
about me.
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1181. I know I'm no great
prize, but I'm loyal...
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1182. I'm honest...
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1183. and I know how to treat a lady.
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1184. Anybody says any different
doesn't know her ass from her elbow.
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1185. Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers
at the house...
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1186. so if you care
to join me for some
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1187. Mystery Stew and some
jelly sandwiches...
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1188. I would be indeed honored.
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1189. That sounds wonderful.
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1190. Hmm...
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1191. - You must really like jelly sandwiches.
- Yes.
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1192. TrГ©s magnifique, Max.
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1193. Thank you, Mr. Gustafson.
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1194. Honey, we're running a little behind.
We'll meet you at church, okay?
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1195. Don't be late.
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1196. Hey, John. Isn't that Sven over there?
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1197. Sven?
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1198. Hey, Sven.
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1199. Sven?
Hey, Sven.
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1200. You look like you've seen a ghost.
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1201. Biggest fish I ever seen.
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1202. Catfish Hunter, yeah.
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1203. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh!
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1204. I fought the beast for an hour...
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1205. and I had him.
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1206. Right up into the boat.
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1207. And then...
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1208. he smiled.
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1209. - Smiled?
- See?
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1210. - And then he bit the pole in half.
- Holy moly.
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1211. I, uh— I moved my hand
at the last moment.
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1212. Judas Priest.
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1213. Oh, that... That was the...
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1214. biggest damn fish that...
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1215. I everseen.
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1216. Don't even think of it.
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1217. My boat is beached not more
than a hundred yards from here.
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1218. - No.
- We'll just give it 10 minutes.
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1219. After that, we pull anchor,
we go straight to the church.
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1220. No.
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1221. What if today is the
day, and we miss him?
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1222. Somebody else could
catch our fish, some
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1223. stranger with our fish
mounted on his wall.
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1224. It's too horrible to think about.
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1225. Congratulations, Jacob.
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1226. - Max, let's get the hell out of here.
- What do you mean?
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1227. We've still got more time.
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1228. That damn fish'll be halfway
to Redwing by now. Come on, let's go.
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1229. - Five more minutes.
- We'll be late.
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1230. Weddings never start on time.
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1231. What's the matter with you?
What are you worried about?
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1232. - I'm going.
- All right, you'll have to swim back.
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1233. Wait a minute. Where are you going?
Don't touch my motor.
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1234. Will you get—?
Sit down, John, for crying out loud.
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1235. Five more minutes.
Just sit there for a minute and shut up.
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1236. - Moron.
- Putz.
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1237. Holy Jesus. Max.
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1238. Look, look, look.
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1239. Easy, 68$)'-
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1240. - Easy, easy.
Don't worry.
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1241. Look at him go. Look at him go.
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1242. Look at him go. Look at him go.
And now he's gonna stop.
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1243. And now, I'm gonna...
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1244. That's Catfish Hunter. It's got to be.
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1245. I think you pissed him off.
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1246. Hang on, Max,
I think we're going for a ride.
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1247. There.
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1248. Hang on.
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1249. I can't believe it's a fish.
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1250. Maybe it's not a fish.
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1251. Maybe it's something from outer space.
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1252. - Keep the tip up.
The tip is up.
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1253. Tighten the drag.
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1254. He better be dead.
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1255. That's the only excuse
I'm taking right now.
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1256. Work him. Work him.
I'm working him, you dummy.
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1257. Pump him, pump him. Tip up. Tip up.
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1258. The tip is up, you idiot.
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1259. You're right, it's not an important day.
No. No reason to be here.
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1260. Hang on.
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1261. - Drop the anchor, Max.
- You out the anchor, you putz.
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1262. Well, then grab the net.
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1263. You cut the net, too, you dickhead.
Here, look at it.
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1264. All right, forget the net.
Just give me a hand, will you?
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1265. Only thing you ever caught
in your life was a virus.
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1266. Put your gloves on, will you?
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1267. I'll show you how to do it.
Here's the way you do it.
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1268. Here, now,
watch a fisherman work it, man.
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1269. Grab him.
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1270. - Grab him!
- Crime in Italy.
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1271. Holy moly. My God. Look at this thing.
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1272. Holy moly.
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1273. - Okay, get his tail.
- I got his tail.
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1274. Now.
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1275. Is that the most beautiful thing
you've ever seen in your life?
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1276. If I die today...
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1277. I die a happy man.
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1278. You die today, I'm taking your motor.
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1279. - Max?
- Yeah?
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1280. Let's let him go.
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1281. Are you out of your mind?
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1282. Dad tried to catch that
fish for 20 years.
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1283. Catfish Hunter deserves
to be in the lake with Pop.
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1284. Gustafson, you are one sick bastard.
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1285. Good boy.
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1286. Goodbye, Catfish.
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1287. - Huh?
- What? Wait.
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1288. - Hey, the wedding. What time is it?
- Aah...
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1289. We've got another wedding coming in
at 3:00.
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1290. We'll make it by then, 3:00.
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1291. Get me to the church on time
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1292. Don't sing that.
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1293. Move it!
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1294. Ouch! What are you doing?
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1295. Okay, just a little bit longer.
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1296. - Look, Jacob. That's it for me.
- Please.
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1297. - I'm done. I've played now.
- You can't leave.
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1298. - How long have I played?
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1299. No, you gotta do the beginning.
Just keep playing.
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1300. - A little more.
- All right. I'll play one more time.
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1301. Hey!
- Wedding!
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1302. We're here.
Wait. Wait.
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1303. Wait. Hold it.
We're here.
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1304. We're here.
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1305. - Wait. We're here.
- We're here. Wait.
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1306. What's with the boots?
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1307. - I'll explain later.
- Explain now.
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1308. Where have you been?
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1309. I've been holding this
thing up for hours.
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1310. - See what we missed?
- Thank God we eloped.
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1311. You got the ring?
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1312. Yeah.
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1313. My son-in-law has got the face
of a mackerel.
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1314. Ox.
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1315. Nag.
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1316. We are gathered here today
to join Maxwell Goldman...
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1317. and Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
in holy matrimony.
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1318. Thank you. Thank you.
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1319. Be sure to watch Lucky for us.
I'm gonna miss that ugly mug of his.
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1320. Don't worry, Max, you're gonna see him
before you know it.
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1321. - I'm gonna miss your ugly mug too.
- God bless you, sir.
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1322. Let go of my hand, will you?
I'm very busy.
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1323. Yoo-hoo!
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1324. Holy— Mm...
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1325. Max.
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1326. - What's that smell?
- What smell?
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1327. What's that smell?
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1328. What a moron.
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1329. What do you say we go back
to my place...
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1330. and I'll show you
my spicy, peppy pepperoni?
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1331. What do you say we go back
to my house...
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1332. and I'll show you
my man-sized manicotti?
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1333. Beautiful.
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1334. I am the gangster of love.
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1335. - I am the Lothario of hearts.
- Ha, ha.
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1336. - I don't know where I am.
Ha-ha-ha.
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1337. Get in the car, Max.
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1338. I can't. I farted and
I'm afraid to move.
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1339. Ha, ha, what the hell is her name?
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1340. Ariel.
- Ariel.
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1341. What's her name again?
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1342. Maria.
- Maria.
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1343. She left me.
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1344. You're surprised?
You don't even know her name.
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1345. Hey, dickhead.
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1346. I'm stuck.
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1347. - You know, I've been to Hawaii.
- Which island?
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1348. I-kind-of-like-to-poke-you.
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1349. You-like-a-l icky-d icky.
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1350. I'm-a-kind-of-kinky.
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1351. Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee?
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1352. Some stranger could catch our fish.
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1353. Some schmuck with his fish...
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1354. and my fish and your fish
up on the ******* wall, and...
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1355. It's too horrible to
think about, ha-ha-ha.
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1356. Get another actor. Please.
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1357. She's nothing but a pig-headed Italian
with...
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1358. Go one more from the top,
and a bit more out of breath.
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1359. If I was more out of
breath, I'd be dead.
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1360. - You're still a putz.
- That's my line.
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1361. You will never even know it's there.
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1362. Okay.
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1363. I love you. Mm... Mm...
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1364. He's a criminal.
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1365. Should the veil be up?
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1366. Holy—
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1367. - Ox.
- Jesus Christ.
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1368. Why the **** don't you look
where you're going there?
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1369. Aye, aye, aye...
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1370. Why don't you come to my place?
I'll show you my beefy bologna. Hmm?
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1371. No? How would you like
my bony macaroni?
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1372. Or my fatty Alfredo?
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1373. Or my hard salami? I got them all.
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