1. Somebody asked me:Copy !req
2. "Phil, if you could be anywhere,
where would you be?"Copy !req
3. I said to him,
"Probably right here...Copy !req
4. Elko, Nevada."
Our nation's high at 79 today.Copy !req
5. In California, they'll have
warm weather tomorrow...Copy !req
6. gang wars and some
overpriced real estate.Copy !req
7. In the Pacific Northwest,
they'll have some...Copy !req
8. very, very tall trees.Copy !req
9. Clear across the Rockies
and Great Plains.Copy !req
10. But look out, here comes trouble.Copy !req
11. Oh, boy!Copy !req
12. Front coming our way!
Look out!Copy !req
13. What will that mean to us?
One of these big blue things!Copy !req
14. This cold, frigid arctic air,
this big mass out of the north.Copy !req
15. It'll meet up with all this
moisture out of the Gulf.Copy !req
16. They'll mix at high altitudes
and cause snow.Copy !req
17. It won't hit us here in Pittsburgh.
It'll push off and hit Altoona.Copy !req
18. Close call!Copy !req
19. Let's look at the five-day.Copy !req
20. As you can see, nothing to be
too scared about.Copy !req
21. Bundle up warm, but you can
leave your galoshes at home.Copy !req
22. I won't be here at 10:00.
Tomorrow's Groundhog Day.Copy !req
23. I'll be in Punxsutawney for our
country's oldest Groundhog Festival.Copy !req
24. According to the legend,
tomorrow, February 2nd...Copy !req
25. if the groundhog wakes
and sees his shadow...Copy !req
26. we've got six more weeks
of winter.Copy !req
27. Sounds like fun.Copy !req
28. You must really enjoy it.
This is your third year in a row.Copy !req
29. Four, Nan.Copy !req
30. Four.Copy !req
31. Thanks, Phil.Copy !req
32. Next, our entertainment editor
looks at sex and violence in movies.Copy !req
33. Stay with us.Copy !req
34. We're clear.Copy !req
35. Have fun in Punxsutawney.Copy !req
36. For your information, Hairdo,
a major network is interested in me.Copy !req
37. That would be the
Home Shopping Network.Copy !req
38. Thanks, Larry.
Go wait in the van.Copy !req
39. That was nice, Phil.
"Big trees"!Copy !req
40. Stop, Kenny.Copy !req
41. Look, can you handle
the 10:00 or not?Copy !req
42. If you don't want to rush back,
I can do the 5:00 tomorrow.Copy !req
43. Stay an extra second in Punxsutawney?
Please!Copy !req
44. Rita thinks it'd be
a great idea...Copy !req
45. to stay for other events.
You'll get incredible footage.Copy !req
46. The people and the fun.
The excitement!Copy !req
47. You haven't worked with her yet.
She's really nice.Copy !req
48. I think she'll be
a really good producer.Copy !req
49. You guys are going to have fun.Copy !req
50. She's fun. But not my kind of fun.
I'll be here for the 5:00.Copy !req
51. Can you keep a secret, Larry?Copy !req
52. I'm probably leaving PBH.Copy !req
53. So this will be the last time...Copy !req
54. we do the Groundhog together.Copy !req
55. What's wrong with
the Groundhog Festival?Copy !req
56. In San Diego...Copy !req
57. I covered the swallows returning
to Capistrano for six years.Copy !req
58. Someone will see me interview
a groundhog and think I have no future.Copy !req
59. I think it's a nice story.Copy !req
60. He comes out.
He looks around.Copy !req
61. He wrinkles up his nose.Copy !req
62. He sees his shadow or not.
It's nice! People like it!Copy !req
63. You are new, aren't you?Copy !req
64. People like blood sausage too.Copy !req
65. People are morons!Copy !req
66. Nice attitude.Copy !req
67. Look in the mirror and see how you
look when you do that groundhog thing.Copy !req
68. For me? Once?Copy !req
69. He comes out, and there he
looks at his little shadow.Copy !req
70. Want some blood sausage?
I have some...Copy !req
71. I like blood sausage.Copy !req
72. Rita, I can't stay here.Copy !req
73. Prima donna.Copy !req
74. - What's the matter?
- I hate this place.Copy !req
75. I stayed here two years ago.
I was miserable.Copy !req
76. - I won't stay here.
- You're not staying here.Copy !req
77. I'm not?Copy !req
78. Larry's dropping me off.Copy !req
79. I booked you in
a nice bed and breakfast.Copy !req
80. Great.Copy !req
81. I think this is one of the traits
of a good producer.Copy !req
82. Keep the talent happy.Copy !req
83. Anything I can do.Copy !req
84. Would you help me
with my pelvic tilt?Copy !req
85. Within reason. Want to come
to dinner with Larry and me?Copy !req
86. No, thank you.
I've seen Larry eat.Copy !req
87. You get your sleep.
See you in the morning.Copy !req
88. Don't be late.Copy !req
89. Did he actually call himself
"the talent"?Copy !req
90. Campers, rise and shine!
Don't forget your booties.Copy !req
91. - It's cold out there!
- It's cold every day!Copy !req
92. - Is this Miami Beach?
- Not hardly!Copy !req
93. Expect hazardous travel
later today with...Copy !req
94. that blizzard thing.Copy !req
95. That blizzard thing.
Here's the report.Copy !req
96. The National Weather Service
is calling for a big blizzard thing.Copy !req
97. There's another reason
today's especially ex citing...Copy !req
98. Especially cold.Copy !req
99. The big question
on everybody's lips...Copy !req
100. - Their chapped lips.
- On their chapped lips.Copy !req
101. Will Phil come out
and see his shadow?Copy !req
102. - Punxsutawney Phil!
- That's right, woodchuck chuckers!Copy !req
103. It's Groundhog Day!Copy !req
104. Get up and chuck me a hog!Copy !req
105. - Morning!
- Morning.Copy !req
106. - Off to see the groundhog?
- I am.Copy !req
107. Think it'll be an early spring?Copy !req
108. I'm predicting March 21st.Copy !req
109. Good guess!Copy !req
110. I think that actually is
the first day of spring.Copy !req
111. - Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
- I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.Copy !req
112. Like some coffee?Copy !req
113. Is there any possibility of getting
an espresso or cappuccino?Copy !req
114. I really don't know...Copy !req
115. How to spell espresso or cappuccino.
This looks fine.Copy !req
116. I hope you enjoy the festivities.Copy !req
117. - I'm sure I will.
- There's talk of a blizzard.Copy !req
118. We may catch a break and
it will blow right by.Copy !req
119. The moisture coming
out of the south...Copy !req
120. by midday will
push on to the east.Copy !req
121. At high altitudes it'll crystallize
and give us what we call snow.Copy !req
122. Our high will get to
about 30 today, teens tonight.Copy !req
123. Chance of precipitation,
about 20% today, 20% tomorrow.Copy !req
124. Did you want to talk about
the weather or just chitchat?Copy !req
125. Chitchat.Copy !req
126. See you later.Copy !req
127. Will you be checking out today?Copy !req
128. Chance of departure today, 100%.Copy !req
129. Phil Connors!
I thought that was you!Copy !req
130. How you doing?
Thanks for watching.Copy !req
131. Don't tell me you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you.Copy !req
132. Not a chance.Copy !req
133. Ned!Copy !req
134. Ryerson!Copy !req
135. Needlenose Ned.
Ned the Head.Copy !req
136. Come on, buddy,
Case Western High!Copy !req
137. I did the whistling bellybutton
trick at the talent show.Copy !req
138. Bing! Got the shingles real bad
senior year. Almost didn't graduate.Copy !req
139. Bing again!Copy !req
140. I dated your sister a couple times
till you told me not to anymore.Copy !req
141. Well?Copy !req
142. Ned Ryerson?Copy !req
143. Bing!Copy !req
144. Bing.Copy !req
145. Did you turn pro with
that bellybutton thing?Copy !req
146. I sell insurance.Copy !req
147. - What a shock.
- Do you have insurance?Copy !req
148. If you do, you could
always use more.Copy !req
149. Am I right or am I right
or am I right?Copy !req
150. I would love to stand here
and talk with you.Copy !req
151. But I'm not going to.Copy !req
152. See you.Copy !req
153. That's all right!
I'll walk with you.Copy !req
154. I see an opportunity,
I charge it like a bull.Copy !req
155. Ned the Bull, that's me now.Copy !req
156. I got friends who live and die
by the actuarial tables.Copy !req
157. I say it's all one big
crapshoot anyhoo.Copy !req
158. Ever heard of single-premium life?
That could be the ticket for you.Copy !req
159. Oh, God!Copy !req
160. It is so good to see you!
What are you doing for dinner?Copy !req
161. Something else.Copy !req
162. It's been great seeing you,
Needlehead. Take care.Copy !req
163. Watch out for that first step.
It's a doozy!Copy !req
164. Phil!Copy !req
165. Phil, over here!Copy !req
166. Where have you been?Copy !req
167. It was horrible.Copy !req
168. A giant leech got me.Copy !req
169. You're missing all the fun.
These people are great!Copy !req
170. Some of them partied all night.
They sing till they get cold.Copy !req
171. Then they go sit by the fire
and get warm.Copy !req
172. Then they come back
and sing some more!Copy !req
173. They're hicks, Rita.Copy !req
174. So did you sleep okay without me?Copy !req
175. You tossed and turned, didn't you?Copy !req
176. You're incredible.Copy !req
177. Who told you?Copy !req
178. It's groundhog time.Copy !req
179. Okay.
On me in three...Copy !req
180. two, one.Copy !req
181. Once a year, the eyes of the nation
turn to this tiny hamlet...Copy !req
182. to watch a master at work.Copy !req
183. The master?Copy !req
184. Punxsutawney Phil...Copy !req
185. the world's most famous weatherman.
The groundhog.Copy !req
186. Who, as legend has it,
can predict an early spring.Copy !req
187. The question we have
to ask ourselves is:Copy !req
188. "Does Phil feel lucky?"Copy !req
189. Every year, the guy comes with
a big stick and raps on the door.Copy !req
190. They pull the little rat out,
talk to him.Copy !req
191. The rat talks back.
Then they tell us when it'll end.Copy !req
192. Isn't he cute?Copy !req
193. Do you like the guys
with the prominent upper teeth?Copy !req
194. This February 2nd, at 7:20
and 30 seconds...Copy !req
195. Punxsutawney Phil...Copy !req
196. the seer of seers...Copy !req
197. prognosticator of prognosticators...Copy !req
198. emerged reluctantly...Copy !req
199. but alertly...Copy !req
200. in Punxsutawney, PA...Copy !req
201. and stated in groundhog-ese...Copy !req
202. "I definitely see a shadow."Copy !req
203. Sorry, folks.Copy !req
204. Six more weeks of winter.Copy !req
205. On me in three...Copy !req
206. two, one.Copy !req
207. This is one time where
television fails...Copy !req
208. to capture the excitement
of a large squirrel...Copy !req
209. predicting the weather.Copy !req
210. I'm grateful to have been here.
From Punxsutawney...Copy !req
211. this is Phil Connors.
So long.Copy !req
212. Want to try it again
without the sarcasm?Copy !req
213. We got it.
I'm out of here.Copy !req
214. Prima donnas.Copy !req
215. Oh, boy.
Take a look at this.Copy !req
216. What is going on?Copy !req
217. I don't know. Perhaps that
blizzard we're not supposed to get.Copy !req
218. This is impossible.Copy !req
219. Nobody honks this horn but me,
okay, pal?Copy !req
220. Take it out of here.Copy !req
221. Commander, what's going on?Copy !req
222. Nothing.
We're closing the road.Copy !req
223. - Big blizzard moving in.
- It's a couple of flakes.Copy !req
224. Don't you listen to the weather?Copy !req
225. I make the weather.Copy !req
226. All this moisture from the Gulf
will push off to the east in Altoona.Copy !req
227. You got that moisture on your head.Copy !req
228. You can go back to Punxsutawney...Copy !req
229. or you can freeze to death.
It's your choice.Copy !req
230. So, what's it going to be?Copy !req
231. I'm thinking.Copy !req
232. Come on, all the long-distance
lines are down?Copy !req
233. What about the satellite?Copy !req
234. Is it snowing in space?Copy !req
235. Don't you keep a line open
for emergencies or celebrities?Copy !req
236. I'm both.
I'm a celebrity in an emergency.Copy !req
237. Can you patch me through
on that line?Copy !req
238. Could I have one more of these
with some booze in it?Copy !req
239. I like it here.Copy !req
240. Going to the groundhog dinner?Copy !req
241. No, I had groundhog for lunch.Copy !req
242. Wasn't bad.
Tastes like chicken.Copy !req
243. You two run along.Copy !req
244. Looking foxy tonight, man.Copy !req
245. Is your troop selling
cookies again this year?Copy !req
246. That's so funny.Copy !req
247. So, what are you doing?Copy !req
248. I think I'll go back to my room...Copy !req
249. take a hot shower
and maybe read Hustler.Copy !req
250. Suit yourself.Copy !req
251. Yo, mom.Copy !req
252. Isn't there any hot water?Copy !req
253. Oh, no, there wouldn't be today.Copy !req
254. Of course not.
Silly me.Copy !req
255. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
256. Campers, rise and shine!
Don't forget your booties.Copy !req
257. - It's cold out there!
- It's cold every day!Copy !req
258. - Is this Miami Beach?
- Not hardly!Copy !req
259. Nice going, boys.
You're playing yesterday's tape.Copy !req
260. - with that blizzard thing.Copy !req
261. That blizzard thing?
Here's the report.Copy !req
262. The National Weather Service
is calling for a big blizzard thing.Copy !req
263. There's another reason
today's especially ex citing...Copy !req
264. Especially cold.Copy !req
265. The big question
on everybody's lips...Copy !req
266. - Chapped lips.
- Their chapped lips.Copy !req
267. Will Phil come out
and see his shadow?Copy !req
268. - Punxsutawney Phil!
- That's right, woodchuck chuckers!Copy !req
269. It's Groundhog Day!Copy !req
270. Get up and chuck me a hog!Copy !req
271. What the hell?Copy !req
272. Morning!
Off to see the groundhog?Copy !req
273. Think it'll be an early spring?Copy !req
274. Didn't we do this yesterday?Copy !req
275. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
276. Don't mess with me, Pork Chop!Copy !req
277. - What day is this?
- It's February 2nd.Copy !req
278. Groundhog Day.Copy !req
279. I'm sorry.
I thought it was yesterday.Copy !req
280. Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?Copy !req
281. Did I sleep well?Copy !req
282. Like some coffee?Copy !req
283. Yes, please.
I think I'll have a double.Copy !req
284. I hope you enjoy the festivities.Copy !req
285. There's talk of a blizzard.Copy !req
286. Ever have déjŕ vu,
Mrs. Lancaster?Copy !req
287. I'll check with the kitchen.Copy !req
288. That's okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
289. Will you be checking out today?Copy !req
290. I'd say the chance
of departure is 80 percent.Copy !req
291. 75-80.Copy !req
292. Excuse me!Copy !req
293. Excuse me.
Where's everybody going?Copy !req
294. To Gobbler's Knob.Copy !req
295. It's Groundhog Day.Copy !req
296. It's still just once a year,
isn't it?Copy !req
297. Phil Connors!
I thought that was you!Copy !req
298. My, oh my, Phil Connors!Copy !req
299. Don't say you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you.Copy !req
300. - Well?
- Ned Ryerson?Copy !req
301. Bing! First shot
right out of the box!Copy !req
302. So how's it going, old buddy?Copy !req
303. I'm not feeling well.
Would you excuse me?Copy !req
304. It's funny you should mention
your health. Guess what I do now.Copy !req
305. Do you sell insurance?Copy !req
306. Bing again!
You are sharp as a tack today!Copy !req
307. Do you have life insurance?Copy !req
308. If you do, you could
always use more.Copy !req
309. Right! I mean, who couldn't?Copy !req
310. But you want to know something?Copy !req
311. I gots a feeling...Copy !req
312. you ain't got any.Copy !req
313. Am I right or am I right
or am I right?Copy !req
314. I got to go.Copy !req
315. Watch out for that first step.
It's a doozy!Copy !req
316. Phil! Over here!Copy !req
317. - Where have you been?
- Rita. Do me a favor.Copy !req
318. I need someone to give me a
good, hard slap in the face.Copy !req
319. How's that?Copy !req
320. Good!Copy !req
321. If you need help with the other cheek,
I'm right here.Copy !req
322. Something's going on.Copy !req
323. - Are you drunk or something?
- Drunk's more fun.Copy !req
324. Can I be serious with you
for a minute?Copy !req
325. Can you?Copy !req
326. I'm being serious!Copy !req
327. I'm having a problem.
I may be having a problem.Copy !req
328. It's groundhog time.Copy !req
329. See? I knew you'd say that!Copy !req
330. I really feel...Copy !req
331. weird.Copy !req
332. Let's just do this.
Then we'll talk.Copy !req
333. All right, on me in three...Copy !req
334. two, one.Copy !req
335. Well, it's Groundhog Day...Copy !req
336. again...Copy !req
337. and that must mean we're
up here at Gobbler's Knob...Copy !req
338. waiting for the world's most famous
groundhog/weatherman...Copy !req
339. Punxsutawney Phil...Copy !req
340. who's about to tell us how much more
winter to expect.Copy !req
341. This is a riot!Copy !req
342. Isn't he cute?Copy !req
343. This February 2nd, at 7:20
and 30 seconds...Copy !req
344. Punxsutawney Phil,
the seer of seers...Copy !req
345. prognosticator of prognosticators...Copy !req
346. emerged reluctantly...Copy !req
347. but alertly in Punxsu...Copy !req
348. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
349. I know there's a blizzard.Copy !req
350. When will the long-distance
lines be repaired?Copy !req
351. What if there is no tomorrow?
There wasn't one today.Copy !req
352. Morning!Copy !req
353. Off to see the groundhog?Copy !req
354. Did you sleep well, Mr...Copy !req
355. Phil Connors! I thought...Copy !req
356. Don't say you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you!Copy !req
357. It's me, Ned! Ryerson!Copy !req
358. Needlenose Ned! Ned the Head!Copy !req
359. Phil! Over here!Copy !req
360. Can I talk to you?
It's not work-related.Copy !req
361. - You never talk about work.
- We have to talk.Copy !req
362. - It's a creative meeting.
- We've got work to do!Copy !req
363. I don't.
I've already done it twice.Copy !req
364. When you get finished,
meet me in the diner.Copy !req
365. - What's that all about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
366. Prima donnas.Copy !req
367. More coffee?Copy !req
368. Just the check, please.
These sticky buns are heaven.Copy !req
369. Aren't they?Copy !req
370. Just put that anywhere, pal!Copy !req
371. Good save!Copy !req
372. Tell me why you're too sick to work.
It better be good.Copy !req
373. I'm reliving the same day
over and over.Copy !req
374. Groundhog Day. Today.Copy !req
375. Okay. I'm waiting for the punch line.Copy !req
376. Really! This is the third time!Copy !req
377. It's like yesterday never happened!Copy !req
378. I'm racking my brain trying to imagine
why you'd make this up.Copy !req
379. I'm not making it up.
I'm asking for help!Copy !req
380. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
381. I don't know! You're a producer.
Come up with something.Copy !req
382. You should get
your head examined...Copy !req
383. if you expect me to believe
a stupid story like that!Copy !req
384. Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?Copy !req
385. Yeah. Like the groundhog Phil.Copy !req
386. Look out for your shadow, pal!Copy !req
387. Morons, your bus is leaving!Copy !req
388. You guys ready? We better go,
to stay ahead of the weather.Copy !req
389. - Let's talk about it in Pittsburgh.
- I'm not going back to Pittsburgh.Copy !req
390. - Why not?
- Because of the blizzard!Copy !req
391. You said it was going
to hit Altoona.Copy !req
392. I know that's what I said.Copy !req
393. I think you need help.Copy !req
394. That's what I've been saying.
I need help.Copy !req
395. No spots.Copy !req
396. No clots, no tumors.Copy !req
397. No lesions.Copy !req
398. No aneurisms.Copy !req
399. At least none that I can see.Copy !req
400. If you want a CAT scan or an MRI,
you'll have to go into Pittsburgh.Copy !req
401. I can't go into Pittsburgh.Copy !req
402. - Why can't you go into Pittsburgh?
- I told you, there's a blizzard.Copy !req
403. Right. The blizzard!Copy !req
404. You know what you may need,
Mr. Connors?Copy !req
405. A biopsy.Copy !req
406. A psychiatrist.Copy !req
407. That's an unusual problem...Copy !req
408. Mr. Connors.Copy !req
409. Most of my work is with couples,
families. I have an alcoholic now.Copy !req
410. You went to college, right?Copy !req
411. It wasn't veterinary
psychology, was it?Copy !req
412. Didn't you take a course that
covered this stuff?Copy !req
413. Sort of, I guess.Copy !req
414. Abnormal psychology.Copy !req
415. So...Copy !req
416. what do I do?Copy !req
417. We should meet again.Copy !req
418. How's tomorrow for you?Copy !req
419. Is that not good?Copy !req
420. I was in the Virgin Islands once.Copy !req
421. I met a girl.Copy !req
422. We ate lobster.Copy !req
423. Drank pińa coladas.Copy !req
424. At sunset, we made love
like sea otters.Copy !req
425. That was a pretty good day.Copy !req
426. Why couldn't I get that day...Copy !req
427. over...Copy !req
428. and over and over?Copy !req
429. Some guys would look
at this glass and say:Copy !req
430. "That glass is half empty."Copy !req
431. Other guys would say,
"That glass is half full."Copy !req
432. I peg you as a "glass is half empty"
kind of guy. Right?Copy !req
433. What would you do if you were
stuck in one place...Copy !req
434. and every day was exactly the same,
and nothing you did mattered?Copy !req
435. That about sums it up for me.Copy !req
436. Good luck.Copy !req
437. I'll drop you off.Copy !req
438. This thing sticks a little bit.Copy !req
439. You got to jiggle it...Copy !req
440. Come on up here, pal.Copy !req
441. Give me your keys, pal.
Give me the keys.Copy !req
442. Friends don't let friends drive, right?
Stand up here.Copy !req
443. Take a deep breath. You feel okay?Copy !req
444. You're all right.Copy !req
445. You want to throw up here
or in the car?Copy !req
446. I think, both.Copy !req
447. I don't think I should drive.Copy !req
448. I don't either.Copy !req
449. Watch your head.Copy !req
450. Watch your knees.
Don't break anything.Copy !req
451. Let's not forget seat belts.Copy !req
452. Who else could go for some
flapjacks right now?Copy !req
453. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
454. Shoot.Copy !req
455. What if there were no tomorrow?Copy !req
456. No tomorrow? That means there'd be
no consequences...Copy !req
457. no hangovers.Copy !req
458. We could do whatever we wanted!Copy !req
459. That's true.Copy !req
460. We could do whatever we want.Copy !req
461. If we wanted to hit mailboxes
we could let Ralph drive!Copy !req
462. They want you to stop.Copy !req
463. Hang on!Copy !req
464. It's the same thing
your whole life.Copy !req
465. "Clean up your room! Stand up
straight! Pick up your feet!Copy !req
466. Take it like a man!Copy !req
467. Be nice to your sister!Copy !req
468. Don't mix beer and wine, ever!Copy !req
469. Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"Copy !req
470. That's one I agree with.Copy !req
471. I don't know, Gus.Copy !req
472. Sometimes I think you just have to...Copy !req
473. take the big chances.Copy !req
474. This is the police! Pull over now!Copy !req
475. We're talking in here!Copy !req
476. I bet he swerves first.Copy !req
477. I'm not going to live by
their rules anymore!Copy !req
478. I noticed that.Copy !req
479. You make choices
and you live with them.Copy !req
480. My knee!Copy !req
481. Let me handle this.Copy !req
482. Three cheeseburgers,
two large fries...Copy !req
483. two chocolate shakes
and one large Coke.Copy !req
484. And some flapjacks!Copy !req
485. Too early for flapjacks?Copy !req
486. Yes!Copy !req
487. Rise and shine, campers!Copy !req
488. Don't forget your booties!
It's cold out there today!Copy !req
489. It's cold every day.Copy !req
490. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly!Copy !req
491. Slept like a baby.Copy !req
492. I'd love some of your coffee.Copy !req
493. - I hope...
- Flurries moving in later...Copy !req
494. but the blizzard's going to hit
outside of town.Copy !req
495. Mrs. Lancaster?Copy !req
496. Was anybody looking for me
here this morning?Copy !req
497. Perhaps a state official?
Maybe a blue hat, gun, nightstick?Copy !req
498. No, no one like that!
Will there be?Copy !req
499. Apparently not.Copy !req
500. Will you hold my room for me?
I'm staying an extra day.Copy !req
501. Catch you tomorrow, pops.Copy !req
502. - Phil Connors!
- Ned?Copy !req
503. I like to see a man of advancing years
throw caution to the wind.Copy !req
504. It's inspiring, in a way.Copy !req
505. My years are not advancing
as fast as you think.Copy !req
506. More coffee?Copy !req
507. Keep it coming.Copy !req
508. Sure thing.Copy !req
509. Just put that anywhere, pal!Copy !req
510. Good save!Copy !req
511. Don't you worry about cholesterol,
lung cancer, love handles?Copy !req
512. I don't worry anymore.Copy !req
513. What makes you special?
Everybody worries.Copy !req
514. That's exactly what makes me
so special.Copy !req
515. I don't even have to floss.Copy !req
516. What?Copy !req
517. "The wretch, concentered all in selfCopy !req
518. "Living, shall forfeit fair renownCopy !req
519. "And doubly dying, shall go downCopy !req
520. "To the vile dust from whence he sprungCopy !req
521. "Unwept...Copy !req
522. "... unhonored and unsung"Copy !req
523. Sir Walter Scott.Copy !req
524. You don't like poetry?Copy !req
525. I love poetry!Copy !req
526. I just thought that was Willard Scott.
I was confused.Copy !req
527. You think I act like this
because I'm egocentric?Copy !req
528. You are egocentric.
It's your defining characteristic.Copy !req
529. You guys ready? We better go,
to stay ahead of the weather.Copy !req
530. Thanks, Larry.Copy !req
531. Would you like a doggie bag?Copy !req
532. I'll stay and finish.Copy !req
533. I thought you hated this town.Copy !req
534. It's beginning to grow on me.Copy !req
535. Larry, quit staring.Copy !req
536. - These are excellent.
- Bon appétit.Copy !req
537. You see the groundhog
this morning?Copy !req
538. I never miss it.Copy !req
539. What's your name?Copy !req
540. Nancy Taylor. And you are?Copy !req
541. - What high school did you go to?
- What?Copy !req
542. High school.Copy !req
543. Lincoln, in Pittsburgh.
Who are you?Copy !req
544. Who was your 12th grade
English teacher?Copy !req
545. Are you kidding?Copy !req
546. In 12th grade,
your English teacher was...Copy !req
547. Mrs. Walsh.Copy !req
548. Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh.Copy !req
549. Thanks very much.Copy !req
550. Nancy?Copy !req
551. Nancy Taylor!Copy !req
552. Lincoln High School!Copy !req
553. I sat next to you in
Mrs. Walsh's English class!Copy !req
554. - I'm sorry.
- Phil Connors!Copy !req
555. - That's amazing!
- You don't remember me?Copy !req
556. I asked you to the prom.Copy !req
557. Phil Connors?Copy !req
558. I was short and I've sprouted.Copy !req
559. How are you?Copy !req
560. Great.Copy !req
561. You look terrific!Copy !req
562. You look very, very terrific!Copy !req
563. Listen, I got to go do this report.Copy !req
564. Are you a reporter?Copy !req
565. A weatherman with
Channel 9, Pittsburgh.Copy !req
566. I should have known! That's great!Copy !req
567. But maybe later we could...Copy !req
568. Yeah, whatever!Copy !req
569. Stay right here.Copy !req
570. Promise me?
I'll be right back. Wish me luck!Copy !req
571. Good luck!Copy !req
572. Oh, Phil.Copy !req
573. Oh, Rita.Copy !req
574. Who's Rita?Copy !req
575. How should I know?Copy !req
576. What is this,
some kind of one-night stand?Copy !req
577. On the contrary, Nancy...Copy !req
578. I love you.
I've always loved you.Copy !req
579. This is going to seem sudden but...Copy !req
580. Nancy, will you be my wife?Copy !req
581. Rita.Copy !req
582. - Nancy.
- Whatever.Copy !req
583. A gust of wind.Copy !req
584. A dog barks.Copy !req
585. Cue the truck.Copy !req
586. Exit Herman.Copy !req
587. Walk on to the bank.Copy !req
588. Exit Felix, and stand there with a
not-so-bright look on your face.Copy !req
589. All right, Doris. Come on.Copy !req
590. Fix your bra, honey.
That's better.Copy !req
591. Felix!Copy !req
592. How you doing, Doris?Copy !req
593. Can I have a roll of quarters?Copy !req
594. Ten... nine... eight...Copy !req
595. car...Copy !req
596. six... five...Copy !req
597. quarters...Copy !req
598. three... two...Copy !req
599. Felix?Copy !req
600. - Did I bring out two bags or one?
- I don't know.Copy !req
601. I thought we were going
to a costume party.Copy !req
602. It's like I said, I love this film.Copy !req
603. I've seen it over 100 times.Copy !req
604. Phil!Copy !req
605. Told you...Copy !req
606. call me "Bronco."Copy !req
607. Sorry, Bronco.Copy !req
608. Hi, Nancy.Copy !req
609. My own fiancée...Copy !req
610. doesn't remember me.Copy !req
611. That'll be one adult and...Copy !req
612. - Two adults.
- Two adults, I guess.Copy !req
613. - groundhog who, as legend has it,
can predict an early spring.Copy !req
614. The question we have
to ask ourselves today is:Copy !req
615. "Does Phil feel lucky?"Copy !req
616. Rita, if you only
had one day to live...Copy !req
617. what would you do?Copy !req
618. I don't know.
What are you dying of?Copy !req
619. No, the whole world
is about to explode.Copy !req
620. What do you do?Copy !req
621. I want to know
where to put the camera.Copy !req
622. What are you looking for?
A date for the weekend?Copy !req
623. No, I'm just interested in you.Copy !req
624. What do you want?
What do you like?Copy !req
625. What do you think about?Copy !req
626. What kind of men
are you interested in?Copy !req
627. What do you do for fun?Copy !req
628. Are you trying to
make me look like a fool?Copy !req
629. I'm trying to talk like normal people.
Isn't this how they talk?Copy !req
630. - Close.
- Okay, so talk to me.Copy !req
631. Let me buy you a cup of coffee.Copy !req
632. And a doughnut.Copy !req
633. All right.Copy !req
634. So what do you want out of life?Copy !req
635. I guess I want what everybody wants.Copy !req
636. Career, love, marriage, children.Copy !req
637. Are you seeing anyone?Copy !req
638. This is getting too personal.
I'm not ready to share this with you.Copy !req
639. How about you?
What do you want?Copy !req
640. What I really want
is someone like you.Copy !req
641. Oh, please!Copy !req
642. Why not? What are you looking for?Copy !req
643. Who's your perfect guy?Copy !req
644. First of all, he's too humble
to know he's perfect.Copy !req
645. That's me!Copy !req
646. He's intelligent,
supportive, funny...Copy !req
647. Intelligent, supportive, funny.Copy !req
648. Me, me, me.Copy !req
649. He's romantic and courageous.Copy !req
650. Me also.Copy !req
651. He's got a good body but doesn't
have to look in the mirror often.Copy !req
652. I have a great body, and sometimes
I go months without looking.Copy !req
653. He's kind, sensitive and gentle.Copy !req
654. He's not afraid to cry.Copy !req
655. This is a man
we're talking about, right?Copy !req
656. He likes animals, children,
and he'll change poopy diapers.Copy !req
657. Does he have to use the word "poopy"?Copy !req
658. He plays an instrument,
and he loves his mother.Copy !req
659. I am really close on this one.Copy !req
660. Really, really close.Copy !req
661. It's Phil Connors!Copy !req
662. Hello.Copy !req
663. Thanks for watching.Copy !req
664. What are the chances
of getting out today?Copy !req
665. Van won't start.
Larry's working on it.Copy !req
666. Wouldn't you know it?Copy !req
667. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
668. Jim Beam, ice, water.Copy !req
669. For you, miss?Copy !req
670. Sweet vermouth on the rocks
with a twist, please.Copy !req
671. What are the chances
of getting out today?Copy !req
672. Van won't start.
Larry's working on it.Copy !req
673. Wouldn't you know it?Copy !req
674. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
675. Sweet vermouth, rocks,
with a twist, please.Copy !req
676. For you, miss?Copy !req
677. The same.Copy !req
678. That's my favorite drink.Copy !req
679. Mine too!Copy !req
680. It makes me think of Rome.Copy !req
681. The way the sun hits
the buildings in the afternoon.Copy !req
682. What should we drink to?Copy !req
683. To the groundhog!Copy !req
684. I always drink to world peace.Copy !req
685. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
686. Sweet vermouth, rocks,
with a twist, please.Copy !req
687. For you, miss?Copy !req
688. The same.Copy !req
689. That's my favorite drink.Copy !req
690. Mine too!Copy !req
691. It makes me think of Rome.Copy !req
692. The way the sun hits
the buildings in the afternoon.Copy !req
693. What should we drink to?Copy !req
694. I'd like to say a prayer
and drink to world peace.Copy !req
695. To world peace.Copy !req
696. - This is wonderful!
- See? Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
697. How do you know so much
about Punxsutawney?Copy !req
698. I spent a lot of time here.Copy !req
699. Small-town people are
more real, down-to-earth.Copy !req
700. - That's how I feel!
- Really?Copy !req
701. - Some white chocolate?
- Yuck, don't make me sick.Copy !req
702. No white chocolate.Copy !req
703. There is something
so familiar about this.Copy !req
704. Do you ever have déjŕ vu?Copy !req
705. Didn't you just ask me that?Copy !req
706. People place too much
emphasis on their careers.Copy !req
707. I wish we could all live
in the mountains.Copy !req
708. That's where I see myself
in five years.Copy !req
709. How about you?Copy !req
710. I agree. I just like
to go with the flow.Copy !req
711. See where it leads me.Copy !req
712. Well, it's led you here.Copy !req
713. It's about a million miles
from where I started in college.Copy !req
714. You weren't in broadcasting
or journalism?Copy !req
715. Believe it or not, I studied
19th-century French poetry.Copy !req
716. What a waste of time!Copy !req
717. I mean, for someone else
that'd be a total waste.Copy !req
718. So bold of you to choose that.Copy !req
719. It's incredible.
You must be a very strong person.Copy !req
720. People place too much
emphasis on their careers.Copy !req
721. I wish we could all
live in the mountains.Copy !req
722. That's where I see myself
in five years.Copy !req
723. How about you?Copy !req
724. I agree. I like to go
with the flow, see what happens.Copy !req
725. Well, it's gotten you here.Copy !req
726. It's a million miles
from where I started in college.Copy !req
727. You weren't in broadcasting
or journalism or anything like that?Copy !req
728. Believe it or not, I studied
19th-century French poetry.Copy !req
729. You speak French!Copy !req
730. I haven't done this since I was a kid.Copy !req
731. Me neither. It's fun!Copy !req
732. Clean fun.Copy !req
733. I hope one day I can do this
with my own children.Copy !req
734. Where'd you get that?Copy !req
735. Well, I went over
to the snowman shop.Copy !req
736. Hey, an assassin!Copy !req
737. I'll protect you!Copy !req
738. I shall die for you.
You shall not take her!Copy !req
739. Find cover!Copy !req
740. I'm getting some good ones.Copy !req
741. That's a boy! Good try.Copy !req
742. Help me!Copy !req
743. What?Copy !req
744. I'm just amazed,
and I'm not easily amazed.Copy !req
745. About what?Copy !req
746. How you can start a day with one
kind of expectation...Copy !req
747. and end up
so completely different.Copy !req
748. Do you like the way
this day is turning out?Copy !req
749. I like it very much.Copy !req
750. It's a perfect day.
You couldn't plan a day like this.Copy !req
751. Well, you can.Copy !req
752. It just takes an awful lot of work.Copy !req
753. Come in.
I want to show you something.Copy !req
754. - I don't think I should.
- I agree.Copy !req
755. That's why I want to show you one thing,
then kick you right out.Copy !req
756. It's just lovely.Copy !req
757. Would you like to sit
and stare at the fake fire?Copy !req
758. It's a really wonderful room.Copy !req
759. It is now.Copy !req
760. I don't think we should do this.Copy !req
761. I don't either.Copy !req
762. On second thought,
I think we should.Copy !req
763. It's the perfect end
to a perfect day.Copy !req
764. Well, it's a little fast for me.Copy !req
765. Me too.Copy !req
766. Maybe I should go.Copy !req
767. Where would you go?Copy !req
768. Why?Copy !req
769. We've got a perfect fire.Copy !req
770. I've got some French poetry here.
Baudelaire...Copy !req
771. I will read to you.Copy !req
772. I've got some ice cream on
the windowsill. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
773. Rocky road.Copy !req
774. I love rocky road.Copy !req
775. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
776. You have to stay.Copy !req
777. No, really, I'm tired.
We can see each other tomorrow.Copy !req
778. No, tonight.
It's got to be tonight.Copy !req
779. No, Phil, really.Copy !req
780. Just stay for a while and
if you like it, stay longer.Copy !req
781. And if you like that, stay longer.Copy !req
782. Let's not spoil it, okay?Copy !req
783. I don't want to spoil it either.Copy !req
784. You know I can't stay with you.Copy !req
785. Why not? I love you.Copy !req
786. You love me?Copy !req
787. - You don't even know me.
- I know you.Copy !req
788. Oh, no. I can't believe
I fell for this!Copy !req
789. This whole day has been
one long setup.Copy !req
790. No, it hasn't.Copy !req
791. And I hate fudge. Yuck!Copy !req
792. No white chocolate, no fudge.Copy !req
793. What are you doing?
Are you making some kind of list?Copy !req
794. Did you call my friends
and ask them what I like?Copy !req
795. - Is this what love is for you?
- This is real. This is love.Copy !req
796. Stop saying that!Copy !req
797. You must be crazy.Copy !req
798. I could never love you because
you'll never love anyone but yourself.Copy !req
799. I don't even like myself.
Give me another chance.Copy !req
800. That's for making me
care about you.Copy !req
801. I haven't done this
since I was a kid.Copy !req
802. It's fun!Copy !req
803. And good, clean fun too.
That's what's missing in the world.Copy !req
804. I can't wait to do this
with my own children.Copy !req
805. I want lots of kids!Copy !req
806. I want to adopt, I want my own kids,
I want to have foster kids.Copy !req
807. I got this at Snowman City.Copy !req
808. Hey! Some kid just
threw a snowball at us.Copy !req
809. Come here! Let's have some fun!Copy !req
810. I wish these were my own kids.Copy !req
811. Are any of you up for adoption?Copy !req
812. Here's a humdinger over here!Copy !req
813. Wasn't that great?Copy !req
814. Stop it!Copy !req
815. Phil! Over here!Copy !req
816. Where have you been?
You're missing the fun.Copy !req
817. Phil, you look terrible.Copy !req
818. What happened? Rough night?Copy !req
819. Okay, campers.Copy !req
820. Rise and shine.Copy !req
821. Don't forget your booties,
because it's cold out there.Copy !req
822. It's cold out there every day.Copy !req
823. This country's largest lake,
Chapala, is located near Guadalajara.Copy !req
824. What is Mexico?Copy !req
825. What is Mexico?Copy !req
826. - Correct.
- Lakes and Rivers, 400.Copy !req
827. Seneca is the largest
of these lakes.Copy !req
828. What are the Finger Lakes?Copy !req
829. - What are the Finger Lakes?
- Correct.Copy !req
830. - This lake in Bolivia...
- What is Titicaca?Copy !req
831. - What is Titicaca?
- Correct.Copy !req
832. For 1,000.Copy !req
833. - Milky-colored...
- The Rhone.Copy !req
834. when entering Lake Geneva...Copy !req
835. this river is
clear blue upon exiting.Copy !req
836. - Jim?
- The Rhone.Copy !req
837. Good for $1, 000.Copy !req
838. You're $500 off the lead right now.Copy !req
839. This is pitiful.Copy !req
840. A thousand people...Copy !req
841. freezing their butts off,
waiting to worship a rat.Copy !req
842. What a hype.Copy !req
843. They used to pull the hog out,
and they used to eat it.Copy !req
844. You're hypocrites! All of you!Copy !req
845. You got a problem, Larry?Copy !req
846. Untie your tongue.Copy !req
847. Come here and talk.
Am I upsetting you...Copy !req
848. princess?Copy !req
849. You want a prediction
about the weather?Copy !req
850. You're asking the wrong Phil.Copy !req
851. I'll give you a winter prediction.Copy !req
852. It's going to be cold.Copy !req
853. It's going to be gray.Copy !req
854. And it's going to last you
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
855. Once again the eyes of the nation
have turned here...Copy !req
856. to this tiny village
in Western Pennsylvania.Copy !req
857. There is no way that this winter...Copy !req
858. is ever going to end...Copy !req
859. as long as this groundhog
keeps seeing his shadow.Copy !req
860. I don't see any other way out.Copy !req
861. He's got to be stopped.Copy !req
862. And I have to stop it.Copy !req
863. Real good, Phil.Copy !req
864. Real good.Copy !req
865. He's out of his gourd.Copy !req
866. I'm worried. There's something
really wrong with Phil.Copy !req
867. There's a lot of things
wrong with Phil.Copy !req
868. Hi, Phil.Copy !req
869. I've come to the end of me.Copy !req
870. There's no way out now.Copy !req
871. Just remember, we had
a beautiful day together once.Copy !req
872. All right, little fellow.Copy !req
873. Good job. He just smiled at me!
Did you see that?Copy !req
874. I believe he did.Copy !req
875. Okay, little fellow.
There you go.Copy !req
876. Hi, there. Something I can
do you for?Copy !req
877. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
878. Get the word out.
Somebody kidnapped Phil!Copy !req
879. We are going after him!Copy !req
880. Why would anybody steal a groundhog?Copy !req
881. I could think of reasons.Copy !req
882. Pervert.Copy !req
883. He must have just snapped!Copy !req
884. This ought to be good.Copy !req
885. What is he doing?Copy !req
886. What can he be thinking?Copy !req
887. Not bad for a quadruped.Copy !req
888. Check your mirrors. Side of your eye.
Side of your eye.Copy !req
889. That's it.Copy !req
890. Hey, they're chasing us!
Come on, make it fun.Copy !req
891. Don't drive angry.Copy !req
892. Don't drive angry.Copy !req
893. There's no way out
except the way we came in!Copy !req
894. We got him now!Copy !req
895. What is he doing?Copy !req
896. I don't know.Copy !req
897. If you got to shoot,
don't hit the groundhog.Copy !req
898. Mustn't keep them waiting.Copy !req
899. It's showtime.Copy !req
900. On me in three...Copy !req
901. two...Copy !req
902. one.Copy !req
903. Phil!Copy !req
904. He might be okay.Copy !req
905. Well, no. Probably not now.Copy !req
906. Nuts.Copy !req
907. Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?Copy !req
908. Would you like...Copy !req
909. some toast?Copy !req
910. Oh, my God!Copy !req
911. That's him.Copy !req
912. He was a really, really great guy.Copy !req
913. I really, really liked him...Copy !req
914. a lot.Copy !req
915. I'm sorry?
What was that again?Copy !req
916. - I'm a god.
- You're God?Copy !req
917. I'm a god. I'm not the god,
I don't think.Copy !req
918. Because you survived a car wreck?Copy !req
919. You folks ready to order?Copy !req
920. I didn't just survive a wreck.
I wasn't just blown up.Copy !req
921. I have been stabbed,
shot, poisoned...Copy !req
922. frozen, hung, electrocuted
and burned.Copy !req
923. Oh, really.Copy !req
924. Every morning I wake up without a
scratch, not a dent in the fender.Copy !req
925. I am an immortal.Copy !req
926. Special today is blueberry waffles.Copy !req
927. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
928. Because I want you to believe in me.Copy !req
929. You are not a god.Copy !req
930. Take my word. It's 12 years
of Catholic school talking.Copy !req
931. I can come back if you're not ready.Copy !req
932. How do you know I'm not a god?Copy !req
933. Please.Copy !req
934. - How do you know?
- It's not possible.Copy !req
935. I'll come back.Copy !req
936. Doris.Copy !req
937. This is Doris.
Her brother-in-law owns this diner.Copy !req
938. She's worked here since she was 17.
She wants to see Paris...Copy !req
939. before she dies.Copy !req
940. Boy, would I!Copy !req
941. - What are you doing?
- Debbie and her fiancé.Copy !req
942. Do I know you?Copy !req
943. They're supposed to get married.
She's having second thoughts.Copy !req
944. What?Copy !req
945. Lovely ring.Copy !req
946. Bill's been a waiter three years,
since he left Penn State to work.Copy !req
947. He likes the town,
paints toy soldiers, and he's gay.Copy !req
948. I am.Copy !req
949. Gus hates it here,
wishes he'd stayed in the Navy.Copy !req
950. I could've retired
on half pay after 20 years.Copy !req
951. Excuse me. Is this a trick?Copy !req
952. Maybe the real God uses tricks.
Maybe he's not omnipotent...Copy !req
953. he just knows everything.Copy !req
954. - Who's that?
- Tom.Copy !req
955. He worked in the coal mine
till it closed.Copy !req
956. - And her?
- Alice.Copy !req
957. Came from Ireland when she
was a baby. Lived in Erie.Copy !req
958. He's right.Copy !req
959. - And her?
- Nancy.Copy !req
960. Works in a shop, makes noises like
a chipmunk when she gets excited.Copy !req
961. - It's true.
- How do you know this?Copy !req
962. I told you, I know everything.Copy !req
963. In five seconds, a waiter
will drop a tray.Copy !req
964. - Five, four, three, two, one.
- This is nuts.Copy !req
965. - Okay?
- Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
966. What about me?
Do you know me too?Copy !req
967. I know all about you. You hope
for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh.Copy !req
968. Well, everyone knows that.Copy !req
969. You like boats but not the ocean.Copy !req
970. You go to a lake in the summer
with your family.Copy !req
971. There's a dock and a boathouse
with boards missing from the roof...Copy !req
972. and a place you used to
crawl underneath to be alone.Copy !req
973. You're a sucker for
French poetry and rhinestones.Copy !req
974. You're very generous.Copy !req
975. You're kind to strangers
and children.Copy !req
976. When you stand in the snow
you look like an angel.Copy !req
977. How are you doing this?Copy !req
978. I told you. I wake up every day.Copy !req
979. Right here.Copy !req
980. Right in Punxsutawney.
And it's always February 2nd.Copy !req
981. And there's nothing
I can do about it.Copy !req
982. If you still can't believe me, listen:Copy !req
983. In 10 seconds...Copy !req
984. Larry is going to come
and take you away from me.Copy !req
985. But you can't let him.Copy !req
986. Please believe me.
You've got to believe me.Copy !req
987. You guys ready? We better go,
to stay ahead of the weather.Copy !req
988. What's that?Copy !req
989. "... to stay ahead of the weather."Copy !req
990. Maybe it really is happening.
How else could you know so much?Copy !req
991. There is no way.
I'm not that smart.Copy !req
992. Maybe I should
spend the day with you...Copy !req
993. as an objective witness,
just to see what happens.Copy !req
994. This sounds like a science project.Copy !req
995. Concentrate.Copy !req
996. You got to want it.Copy !req
997. You got to want it, Rita.Copy !req
998. Come on. It's more
in the wrist than the fingers.Copy !req
999. Be the hat. Come on, go.Copy !req
1000. - It'd take me a year to get good.
- Six months.Copy !req
1001. Four to five hours a day,
and you'd be an expert.Copy !req
1002. - Is this what you do with eternity?
- Now you know.Copy !req
1003. That's not the worst part.Copy !req
1004. What's the worst part?Copy !req
1005. The worst part is that...Copy !req
1006. tomorrow you'll have
forgotten all about this...Copy !req
1007. and you'll treat me
like a jerk again.Copy !req
1008. I am a jerk.Copy !req
1009. No, you're not.Copy !req
1010. It doesn't make any difference.
I've killed myself so many times...Copy !req
1011. I don't even exist anymore.Copy !req
1012. Sometimes I wish I had
a thousand lifetimes.Copy !req
1013. I don't know.
Maybe it's not a curse.Copy !req
1014. It just depends
on how you look at it.Copy !req
1015. Gosh, you're an upbeat lady!Copy !req
1016. I want you to know it's been
a really nice day for me.Copy !req
1017. Me too.Copy !req
1018. And maybe...Copy !req
1019. if it's not too boring,
we can do it again sometime.Copy !req
1020. I hope so.Copy !req
1021. You're still here?Copy !req
1022. I thought you were supposed
to disappear. Or I was.Copy !req
1023. Not until 6.Copy !req
1024. You rat!Copy !req
1025. I never said midnight.Copy !req
1026. You knew I was waiting for midnight.Copy !req
1027. Are you going to leave?Copy !req
1028. Good.Copy !req
1029. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1030. It's all right.
You can fall asleep.Copy !req
1031. I promise I won't touch you.Copy !req
1032. Much.Copy !req
1033. It's all right. I'm not tired.Copy !req
1034. What were you saying?Copy !req
1035. I think the last thing
that you heard was...Copy !req
1036. only God could make a tree.Copy !req
1037. Really?Copy !req
1038. What I wanted to say was...Copy !req
1039. I think you are the kindest...Copy !req
1040. sweetest, prettiest person...Copy !req
1041. I've ever met in my life.Copy !req
1042. I've never seen anyone...Copy !req
1043. that's nicer to people
than you are.Copy !req
1044. And the first time I saw you...Copy !req
1045. something happened to me.Copy !req
1046. I never told you...Copy !req
1047. but I knew I wanted
to hold you...Copy !req
1048. as hard as I could.Copy !req
1049. I don't deserve someone like you.Copy !req
1050. But if I ever could...Copy !req
1051. I swear I would love you...Copy !req
1052. for the rest of my life.Copy !req
1053. Did you say something?Copy !req
1054. Good night, Rita.Copy !req
1055. Good night, Phil.Copy !req
1056. Campers, rise and shine!
Don't forget your booties.Copy !req
1057. - It's cold out there!
- It's cold every day.Copy !req
1058. - Is this Miami Beach?
- Not hardly!Copy !req
1059. Who wants coffee?
Get it while it's hot.Copy !req
1060. Thanks, Phil.Copy !req
1061. Larry?Copy !req
1062. Skim milk, two sugar.Copy !req
1063. Thanks, Phil.Copy !req
1064. Pastry?Copy !req
1065. We're setting up.Copy !req
1066. Pastry, Larry?
Take your pick.Copy !req
1067. Thanks. Raspberry. Great.Copy !req
1068. I talked with Buster Green,
the head groundhog honcho.Copy !req
1069. He said if we set up here
we'll get a better shot.Copy !req
1070. - What do you think?
- Sounds good.Copy !req
1071. Larry?Copy !req
1072. Yeah. Let's go for it.Copy !req
1073. Good work, Phil.Copy !req
1074. Maybe we'll get lucky.
Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
1075. No, no. You got your coffee.
I'll get it.Copy !req
1076. We never talk.
Do you have kids?Copy !req
1077. I'd like a piano lesson.Copy !req
1078. I'm with a student. But if you
want to come back tomorrow...Copy !req
1079. I kind of want to get started.
I can give you $1,000.Copy !req
1080. Come on in.Copy !req
1081. Morning!
Off to see the groundhog?Copy !req
1082. Buon giorno, signore!Copy !req
1083. Think it'll be an early spring?Copy !req
1084. "Winter, slumbering in the open airCopy !req
1085. Wears on his smiling face...Copy !req
1086. a dream of spring"Copy !req
1087. Ciao!Copy !req
1088. Ciao!Copy !req
1089. How does she look?Copy !req
1090. Great.Copy !req
1091. Thank you.Copy !req
1092. Did you know he could ice sculpt?Copy !req
1093. Not bad. You say
this is your first lesson?Copy !req
1094. Yes, but my father
was a piano mover, so...Copy !req
1095. - Phil Connors, I thought it was you.
- Ned Ryerson.Copy !req
1096. I have missed you so much.Copy !req
1097. I don't know where you're headed,
but can you call in sick?Copy !req
1098. I got to get going.Copy !req
1099. It's good to see you, Phil.Copy !req
1100. Hello, father.Copy !req
1101. Let's get you someplace warm.Copy !req
1102. Remember me?Copy !req
1103. You brought the old man in?Copy !req
1104. How is he?Copy !req
1105. He just passed away.Copy !req
1106. - What did he die of?
- He was just old.Copy !req
1107. It was just his time.Copy !req
1108. - I want to see his chart. Excuse me.
- Sir!Copy !req
1109. You can't come in here.Copy !req
1110. Sir, this is a restricted area.Copy !req
1111. Where's the chart?Copy !req
1112. Sometimes people just die.Copy !req
1113. Not today.Copy !req
1114. Gets hard down there at the bottom.Copy !req
1115. Here you go.Copy !req
1116. Thank you.Copy !req
1117. Come on, dad.Copy !req
1118. Come on, pop.Copy !req
1119. Come on. Come on, breathe.Copy !req
1120. Breathe, pop! Breathe, pop!Copy !req
1121. When Chekhov saw the long winter...Copy !req
1122. he saw a winter bleak
and dark and bereft of hope.Copy !req
1123. Yet we know winter is just
another step in the cycle of life.Copy !req
1124. But standing here among
the people of Punxsutawney...Copy !req
1125. and basking in the warmth
of their hearths and hearts...Copy !req
1126. I couldn't imagine a better fate...Copy !req
1127. than a long and lustrous winter.Copy !req
1128. From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors.Copy !req
1129. So long.Copy !req
1130. Nice speech. Very nice.Copy !req
1131. Thank you.Copy !req
1132. - How was that for you two?
- My man, you touched me.Copy !req
1133. - Thanks, Larry.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1134. I got to go.Copy !req
1135. That was surprising.
I didn't know you were so versatile.Copy !req
1136. I surprise myself sometimes.Copy !req
1137. Would you like a cup of coffee?Copy !req
1138. I'd love to. Can I have a rain check?
I've got some errands.Copy !req
1139. Errands? What errands?Copy !req
1140. I thought we were going back.Copy !req
1141. What do you say?
What do you say?Copy !req
1142. You little brat.
You have never thanked me!Copy !req
1143. I'll see you tomorrow...Copy !req
1144. maybe.Copy !req
1145. You totaled it.Copy !req
1146. - It's only a flat tire.
- What are we going to do?Copy !req
1147. - It's an earthquake!
- It's not an earthquake.Copy !req
1148. What is it?Copy !req
1149. Thank you, young man.Copy !req
1150. It's nothing.
I had the tire and the jack.Copy !req
1151. Just be comfortable.
It'll be a minute.Copy !req
1152. Who is that?Copy !req
1153. He must be from the motor club.Copy !req
1154. He's having a heart attack!
Do something!Copy !req
1155. Call 411, an ambulance, a lawyer,
doctor, anything!Copy !req
1156. I think that did it.Copy !req
1157. If you're going to eat steak,
get sharper teeth.Copy !req
1158. - Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1159. Who was that?Copy !req
1160. - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
1161. Eat, eat!Copy !req
1162. People don't understand...Copy !req
1163. what's involved.
This is an art form.Copy !req
1164. I think most people just think...Copy !req
1165. that I hold a camera
and point it at stuff.Copy !req
1166. There's a lot more to it than that.Copy !req
1167. Would you be interested in seeing
the inside of a van?Copy !req
1168. You know, I really have to
get back to the party.Copy !req
1169. Great idea.
I'll go with you.Copy !req
1170. Let me just drop a tip here.Copy !req
1171. Hi! How are you?Copy !req
1172. Rita, this is Nancy.Copy !req
1173. We were going to the party.
You going?Copy !req
1174. Sounds like fun.
Maybe we should call Phil.Copy !req
1175. I think he's already in there.Copy !req
1176. Isn't he good?Copy !req
1177. He's great!Copy !req
1178. He's my student.Copy !req
1179. I'm so proud.Copy !req
1180. Thank you.Copy !req
1181. Hello, welcome to our party.Copy !req
1182. I didn't know you could
play like that.Copy !req
1183. I'm versatile.Copy !req
1184. It's that nice young man
from the motor club.Copy !req
1185. Thank you again.Copy !req
1186. It's nothing, ladies.Copy !req
1187. He's the fastest jack
in Jefferson County.Copy !req
1188. What was that all about?Copy !req
1189. Don't know. They've been
hitting on me all night.Copy !req
1190. There you are!Copy !req
1191. I never thanked you properly
for what you did.Copy !req
1192. He would've choked for sure.Copy !req
1193. He may have. He was trying
to swallow a whole cow.Copy !req
1194. I owe you one, buddy.Copy !req
1195. Hang on to him, dear.
He's a real find.Copy !req
1196. What did you do today?Copy !req
1197. Same old, same old.Copy !req
1198. Excuse me, Mr. Connors.Copy !req
1199. Fred, how was the wedding?Copy !req
1200. Thank you for making
Debbie go through with it.Copy !req
1201. All I did was fan her flame
of passion for you.Copy !req
1202. You are the best.Copy !req
1203. No, you are.Copy !req
1204. Rita, this is
Debbie and Fred Kleiser.Copy !req
1205. - Here you go, kids. Congratulations.
- What is this?Copy !req
1206. No way!Copy !req
1207. Wrestle Mania!
No way!Copy !req
1208. How'd you know?
We'll be in Pittsburgh anyway!Copy !req
1209. Thank you. You're a real pal.Copy !req
1210. Oh, this is the best.Copy !req
1211. I don't understand.Copy !req
1212. I guess not.Copy !req
1213. How does everyone know you?
You come once a year.Copy !req
1214. You're the most popular
person in town.Copy !req
1215. Excuse me, Dr. Connors?Copy !req
1216. I want to thank you
for fixing Felix's back.Copy !req
1217. He can help around the house again.Copy !req
1218. Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, Felix.Copy !req
1219. Dr. Connors?Copy !req
1220. It's kind of an honorary title.Copy !req
1221. What is going on?Copy !req
1222. I really don't know.Copy !req
1223. There is something
going on with you.Copy !req
1224. You want the long or short version?Copy !req
1225. Let's start with the short
and go from there.Copy !req
1226. Okay, folks, attention.Copy !req
1227. Time for the bachelor auction.
You know the rules.Copy !req
1228. All the eligible bachelors
come in front.Copy !req
1229. And you ladies...Copy !req
1230. you bid on them!Copy !req
1231. Do whatever you want with them...Copy !req
1232. no questions asked!Copy !req
1233. I don't want to know about it,
as long as it's legal.Copy !req
1234. Get out your pocketbooks,
and remember it's all for charity.Copy !req
1235. What are you doing down here?Copy !req
1236. Go on, get up there.Copy !req
1237. I got 10 bucks
that says you're mine.Copy !req
1238. Buster, I got your first victim.Copy !req
1239. Phil Connors, come on up here!Copy !req
1240. All right! Now, what am I bid
for this fine specimen?Copy !req
1241. Five dollars!Copy !req
1242. The bidding has begun
at five dollars.Copy !req
1243. Ten dollars!Copy !req
1244. Fifteen!Copy !req
1245. - Twenty!
- Twenty-five!Copy !req
1246. Thirty!Copy !req
1247. - Thirty-five!
- Forty!Copy !req
1248. Forty-five!Copy !req
1249. Fifty!Copy !req
1250. Fifty-five!Copy !req
1251. Sixty!Copy !req
1252. I'm bid $60.
Do I hear more?Copy !req
1253. $339.88.Copy !req
1254. We won't accept any more bids.
I think that's sold...Copy !req
1255. to the little lady for $339.88!Copy !req
1256. Congratulations!Copy !req
1257. Okay, bachelors, who's next?Copy !req
1258. All right! Now, what am I
bid for this guy?Copy !req
1259. Do I hear a buck and a half?Copy !req
1260. Anybody?Copy !req
1261. 75 cents?Copy !req
1262. I bid a two pence!Copy !req
1263. Sold to the lady for 25 cents.Copy !req
1264. I got him!Copy !req
1265. Phil Connors,
I thought that was you.Copy !req
1266. This is Ned Ryerson,
my new insurance agent.Copy !req
1267. I'll say.Copy !req
1268. I haven't seen him for 20 years.Copy !req
1269. He comes up and buys whole life,
term, fire, auto, dental, health...Copy !req
1270. with the optional death
and dismemberment plan.Copy !req
1271. This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
1272. - Mine too.
- Mine too.Copy !req
1273. Where are we going?Copy !req
1274. Let's not spoil it.Copy !req
1275. Let's not...
I got that.Copy !req
1276. Why can't I look?Copy !req
1277. Because you bother me a lot.Copy !req
1278. I'm getting cold.Copy !req
1279. How long do I have to sit here?Copy !req
1280. I'm giving you your money's worth.
You paid top dollar for me.Copy !req
1281. Well, I think you were a bargain.Copy !req
1282. Sweet of you to say.
You're right.Copy !req
1283. Is it finished yet?Copy !req
1284. I still have to put
cherry syrup on the top...Copy !req
1285. then we can eat it.Copy !req
1286. Come on, Phil.
I'm freezing!Copy !req
1287. One second, one second.Copy !req
1288. Let me turn it in the light.Copy !req
1289. It's amazing.Copy !req
1290. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1291. How did you do that?Copy !req
1292. I know your face so well,
I could've done it with my eyes closed.Copy !req
1293. It's lovely.Copy !req
1294. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
1295. I do.Copy !req
1296. No matter what happens tomorrow...Copy !req
1297. or for the rest of my life...Copy !req
1298. I'm happy now...Copy !req
1299. because I love you.Copy !req
1300. I think I'm happy too.Copy !req
1301. Please. Not again.Copy !req
1302. - That's a great song.
- It's not.Copy !req
1303. Don't listen to this man...Copy !req
1304. It's too early.Copy !req
1305. Something is different.Copy !req
1306. Good or bad?Copy !req
1307. Anything different is good.Copy !req
1308. But this could be real good.Copy !req
1309. Why are you here?Copy !req
1310. I bought you.
I own you.Copy !req
1311. But why are you still here?Copy !req
1312. You said, "Stay,"
so I stayed.Copy !req
1313. I said, "Stay,"
so you stayed.Copy !req
1314. I can't even make a collie stay.Copy !req
1315. I got to check something.Copy !req
1316. Stay.Copy !req
1317. Stay.Copy !req
1318. They're gone!Copy !req
1319. They're all gone.Copy !req
1320. - Do you know what today is?
- No, what?Copy !req
1321. Today is tomorrow.Copy !req
1322. It happened.Copy !req
1323. - You're here.
- I'm here.Copy !req
1324. Why weren't you like this last night?
You just fell asleep.Copy !req
1325. It was the end of a very long day.Copy !req
1326. Is there anything I can do
for you today?Copy !req
1327. I'm sure I can think of something.Copy !req
1328. It's so beautiful!Copy !req
1329. Let's live here.Copy !req
1330. We'll rent to start.Copy !req