1. Somebody asked me:Copy !req
2. "Phil, if you could be anywhere,
where would you be?"Copy !req
3. I said to him,
"Probably right here...Copy !req
4. Elko, Nevada."
Our nation's high at 79 today.Copy !req
5. In California, they'll have
warm weather tomorrow...Copy !req
6. gang wars and some
overpriced real estate.Copy !req
7. In the Pacific Northwest,
they'll have some...Copy !req
8. very, very tall trees.Copy !req
9. Clear across the Rockies
and Great Plains.Copy !req
10. But look out, here comes trouble.Copy !req
11. Oh, boy!Copy !req
12. Front coming our way!
Look out!Copy !req
13. What will that mean to us?
One of these big, blue things!Copy !req
14. This cold, frigid arctic air,
this big mass out of the north.Copy !req
15. It'll meet up with all this
moisture out of the Gulf.Copy !req
16. They'll mix at high altitudes
and cause snow.Copy !req
17. Going out on a limb:Copy !req
18. Not gonna hit us here in Pittsburgh.
Gonna push off and hit Altoona.Copy !req
19. Close call!Copy !req
20. Let's look at the five-day.Copy !req
21. As you can see, nothing to be
too scared about.Copy !req
22. Bundle up warm, but you can
leave your galoshes at home.Copy !req
23. I won't be here for the 10:00.
Tomorrow's Groundhog Day.Copy !req
24. I'll be in Punxsutawney for our
country's oldest groundhog festival.Copy !req
25. According to the legend,
tomorrow, February 2nd...Copy !req
26. if the groundhog wakes
and sees his shadow...Copy !req
27. we've got six more weeks of winter.
So cross your fingers.Copy !req
28. Sounds like fun.Copy !req
29. You must really enjoy it.
This is your third year in a row.Copy !req
30. Four, Nan.Copy !req
31. Four.Copy !req
32. Thanks, Phil.Copy !req
33. Next, our entertainment editor
looks at sex and violence in movies.Copy !req
34. Stay with us.Copy !req
35. We're clear.Copy !req
36. Have fun in Punxsutawney.Copy !req
37. For your information, Hairdo,
a major network is interested in me.Copy !req
38. That would be the
Home Shopping Network.Copy !req
39. Thanks, Larry.
Go wait in the van.Copy !req
40. That was nice, Phil.
"Big trees"!Copy !req
41. Stop, Kenny.
Look, can you handle the 10 or not?Copy !req
42. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
43. If you don't want to rush back,
I can do the 5 tomorrow.Copy !req
44. Stay an extra second in Punxsutawney?
Please!Copy !req
45. Rita thinks it'd be
a great idea...Copy !req
46. to stay for other events.
You'll get incredible footage.Copy !req
47. The people and the fun.
The excitement!Copy !req
48. You haven't worked with her yet.
She's really nice.Copy !req
49. I think she'll be
a really good producer.Copy !req
50. You guys are going to have fun.Copy !req
51. She's fun. But not my kind of fun.
I will be here for the 5.Copy !req
52. Rita.Copy !req
53. Can you keep a secret, Larry?Copy !req
54. I'm probably leaving PBH.Copy !req
55. So this will be the last time...Copy !req
56. we do the Groundhog together.Copy !req
57. What's wrong with
the Groundhog Festival?Copy !req
58. In San Diego...Copy !req
59. I covered the swallows returning
to Capistrano for six years.Copy !req
60. Someone will see me interview
a groundhog, think I have no future.Copy !req
61. I think it's a nice story.Copy !req
62. He comes out.
He looks around.Copy !req
63. He wrinkles up his nose.Copy !req
64. He sees his shadow or not.
It's nice! People like it!Copy !req
65. You are new, aren't you?Copy !req
66. People like blood sausage too.Copy !req
67. People are morons!Copy !req
68. Nice attitude.Copy !req
69. Look in the mirror and see how you
look when you do that groundhog thing.Copy !req
70. For me? Once?Copy !req
71. He comes out, and there he
looks at his little shadow.Copy !req
72. Want some blood sausage?
I have some—Copy !req
73. I like blood sausage.Copy !req
74. Rita, I can't stay here.Copy !req
75. Prima donna.Copy !req
76. - What's the matter?
- I hate this place.Copy !req
77. I stayed here two years ago.
I was miserable.Copy !req
78. - I won't stay here.
- You're not staying here.Copy !req
79. - I'm not?
- No.Copy !req
80. Larry's dropping me off.Copy !req
81. I booked you in
a nice bed-and-breakfast.Copy !req
82. Great.Copy !req
83. I think this is one of the traits
of a good producer.Copy !req
84. Keep the talent happy.Copy !req
85. Anything I can do.Copy !req
86. Would you help me
with my pelvic tilt?Copy !req
87. Within reason. Want to come
to dinner with Larry and me?Copy !req
88. No, thank you.
I've seen Larry eat.Copy !req
89. You get your sleep.
See you in the morning.Copy !req
90. Don't be late.Copy !req
91. Did he actually call himself
"the talent"?Copy !req
92. Campers, rise and shine!
Don't forget your booties.Copy !req
93. - It's cold out there!
- It's cold every day!Copy !req
94. - Is this Miami Beach?
- Not hardly!Copy !req
95. Expect hazardous travel
later today with...Copy !req
96. that blizzard thing.Copy !req
97. That blizzard thing.
Here's the report.Copy !req
98. The National Weather Service
is calling for a big blizzard thing.Copy !req
99. There's another reason
today's especially exciting—Copy !req
100. Especially cold.Copy !req
101. The big question
on everybody's lips—Copy !req
102. - Their chapped lips.
- On their chapped lips.Copy !req
103. Will Phil come out
and see his shadow?Copy !req
104. - Punxsutawney Phil!
- That's right, woodchuck chuckers!Copy !req
105. It's Groundhog Day!Copy !req
106. Get up and check that hog out there!Copy !req
107. - Morning!
- Morning.Copy !req
108. - Off to see the groundhog?
- I am.Copy !req
109. Think it'll be an early spring?Copy !req
110. I'm predicting March 21st.Copy !req
111. Good guess!Copy !req
112. I think that actually is
the first day of spring.Copy !req
113. - Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
- I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.Copy !req
114. Like some coffee?Copy !req
115. Is there any possibility of getting
an espresso or cappuccino?Copy !req
116. I really don't know...Copy !req
117. How to spell espresso or cappuccino.
This looks fine.Copy !req
118. I hope you enjoy the festivities.Copy !req
119. - I'm sure I will.
- There's talk of a blizzard.Copy !req
120. We may catch a break and
it will blow right by.Copy !req
121. The moisture coming
out of the south...Copy !req
122. by midday will
push on to the east.Copy !req
123. At high altitudes it'll crystallize
and give us what we call snow.Copy !req
124. Our high will get to
about 30 today, teens tonight.Copy !req
125. Chance of precipitation, about
20 percent today, 20 percent tomorrow.Copy !req
126. Did you want to talk about
the weather or just chitchat?Copy !req
127. Chitchat.Copy !req
128. See you later.Copy !req
129. Will you be checking out today?Copy !req
130. Chance of departure today,
100 percent.Copy !req
131. Phil? Hey, Phil?Copy !req
132. Phil? Phil Connors!
I thought that was you!Copy !req
133. How you doing?
Thanks for watching.Copy !req
134. Don't tell me you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you.Copy !req
135. Not a chance.Copy !req
136. Ned!Copy !req
137. Ryerson!Copy !req
138. Needlenose Ned.
Ned the Head.Copy !req
139. Come on, buddy.
Case Western High!Copy !req
140. I did the whistling bellybutton
trick at the talent show.Copy !req
141. Bing! Got the shingles real bad
senior year. Almost didn't graduate.Copy !req
142. Bing again!Copy !req
143. I dated your sister a couple times
till you told me not to anymore.Copy !req
144. Well?Copy !req
145. - Ned Ryerson?
- Bing!Copy !req
146. Bing.Copy !req
147. Did you turn pro with
that bellybutton thing?Copy !req
148. I sell insurance.Copy !req
149. - What a shock.
- Do you have insurance?Copy !req
150. If you do, you could
always use more.Copy !req
151. Am I right or am I right
or am I right?Copy !req
152. Ned, I would love to stand here
and talk with you.Copy !req
153. But I'm not going to.Copy !req
154. See you.Copy !req
155. That's all right!
I'll walk with you.Copy !req
156. I see an opportunity,
I charge it like a bull.Copy !req
157. Ned the Bull, that's me now.Copy !req
158. I got friends who live and die
by the actuarial tables.Copy !req
159. I say it's all one big
crapshoot anyhoo.Copy !req
160. Ever heard of single-premium life?
That could be the ticket for you.Copy !req
161. Oh, God!Copy !req
162. It is so good to see you!
What are you doing for dinner?Copy !req
163. Something else.Copy !req
164. It's been great seeing you,
Needlehead. Take care.Copy !req
165. Watch out for that first step.
It's a doozy!Copy !req
166. Phil!Copy !req
167. Phil, over here!Copy !req
168. Where have you been?Copy !req
169. It was horrible.Copy !req
170. A giant leech got me.Copy !req
171. You're missing all the fun.
These people are great!Copy !req
172. Some of them partied all night.
They sing till they get cold.Copy !req
173. Then they go sit by the fire
and get warm.Copy !req
174. Then they come back
and sing some more!Copy !req
175. Yeah. They're hicks, Rita.Copy !req
176. So, did you sleep okay without me?Copy !req
177. You tossed and turned, didn't you?Copy !req
178. You're incredible.Copy !req
179. Who told you?Copy !req
180. It's groundhog time.Copy !req
181. Okay. On me in three...Copy !req
182. two, one.Copy !req
183. Once a year, the eyes of the nation
turn to this tiny hamlet...Copy !req
184. to watch a master at work.Copy !req
185. The master?Copy !req
186. Punxsutawney Phil...Copy !req
187. the world's most famous weatherman.
The groundhog.Copy !req
188. Who, as legend has it,
can predict an early spring.Copy !req
189. The question we have
to ask ourselves is:Copy !req
190. "Does Phil feel lucky?"Copy !req
191. Every year, the guy comes with
a big stick and raps on the door.Copy !req
192. They pull the little rat out,
talk to him.Copy !req
193. The rat talks back.
Then they tell us what's gonna happen.Copy !req
194. Isn't he cute?Copy !req
195. Do you like the guys
with the prominent upper teeth?Copy !req
196. No.Copy !req
197. This February 2nd, at 7:20
and 30 seconds...Copy !req
198. Punxsutawney Phil...Copy !req
199. the seer of seers...Copy !req
200. prognosticator of prognosticators...Copy !req
201. emerged reluctantly...Copy !req
202. but alertly...Copy !req
203. in Punxsutawney, PA...Copy !req
204. and stated in groundhog-ese:Copy !req
205. "I definitely see a shadow."Copy !req
206. Sorry, folks.
Six more weeks of winter.Copy !req
207. On me in three, two, one.Copy !req
208. This is one time where
television fails...Copy !req
209. to capture the excitement
of a large squirrel...Copy !req
210. predicting the weather.Copy !req
211. I'm grateful to have been here.
From Punxsutawney...Copy !req
212. this is Phil Connors.
So long.Copy !req
213. Want to try it again
without the sarcasm?Copy !req
214. We got it. I'm out of here.Copy !req
215. Prima donnas.Copy !req
216. Oh, boy.
Take a look at this.Copy !req
217. What is going on?Copy !req
218. I don't know. Perhaps that
blizzard we're not supposed to get.Copy !req
219. This is impossible.Copy !req
220. Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no.Copy !req
221. Nobody honks this horn but me,
okay, pal?Copy !req
222. No, no!Copy !req
223. Take it out of here.Copy !req
224. Commander, what's going on?Copy !req
225. Nothing.
We're closing the road.Copy !req
226. - Big blizzard moving in.
- It's a couple of flakes.Copy !req
227. Don't you listen to the weather?
We got a major storm.Copy !req
228. I make the weather.Copy !req
229. All this moisture from the Gulf
will push off to the east in Altoona.Copy !req
230. You got that moisture on your head.Copy !req
231. You can go back to Punxsutawney...Copy !req
232. or you can freeze to death.
It's your choice.Copy !req
233. So, what's it going to be?Copy !req
234. I'm thinking.Copy !req
235. Come on, all the long-distance
lines are down?Copy !req
236. What about the satellite?Copy !req
237. Is it snowing in space?Copy !req
238. Don't you keep a line open
for emergencies or celebrities?Copy !req
239. I'm both.
I'm a celebrity in an emergency.Copy !req
240. Can you patch me through
on that line?Copy !req
241. Could I have one more of these
with some booze in it?Copy !req
242. - Oh, I like it here.
- Phil.Copy !req
243. Going to the groundhog dinner?Copy !req
244. No, I had groundhog for lunch.Copy !req
245. Wasn't bad.
Tastes like chicken.Copy !req
246. You two run along.Copy !req
247. Looking foxy tonight, man.Copy !req
248. Is your troop selling
cookies again this year?Copy !req
249. That's so funny.Copy !req
250. So, what are you doing?Copy !req
251. I think I'll go back to my room...Copy !req
252. take a hot shower
and maybe read Hustler.Copy !req
253. Suit yourself.Copy !req
254. Yo, mom.Copy !req
255. Isn't there any hot water?Copy !req
256. Oh, no, there wouldn't be today.Copy !req
257. Of course not. Silly me.Copy !req
258. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
259. Campers, rise and shine!
Don't forget your booties.Copy !req
260. - It's cold out there!
- It's cold every day!Copy !req
261. - Is this Miami Beach?
- Not hardly!Copy !req
262. Nice going, boys.
You're playing yesterday's tape.Copy !req
263. —with that blizzard thing.Copy !req
264. That blizzard thing?
Here's the report.Copy !req
265. The National Weather Service
is calling for a big blizzard thing.Copy !req
266. There's another reason
today's especially exciting—Copy !req
267. Especially cold.Copy !req
268. The big question
on everybody's lips—Copy !req
269. - Chapped lips.
- Their chapped lips.Copy !req
270. Will Phil come out
and see his shadow?Copy !req
271. - Punxsutawney Phil!
- That's right, woodchuck chuckers!Copy !req
272. It's Groundhog Day!Copy !req
273. Get up and check that hog out there!Copy !req
274. What the hell?Copy !req
275. Morning! Off to see the groundhog?Copy !req
276. - Yeah.
- Think it'll be an early spring?Copy !req
277. Didn't we do this yesterday?Copy !req
278. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
279. Don't mess with me, Pork Chop!Copy !req
280. - What day is this?
- It's February 2nd.Copy !req
281. Groundhog Day.Copy !req
282. I'm sorry. I thought it was yesterday.Copy !req
283. Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?Copy !req
284. Did I sleep well?Copy !req
285. Like some coffee?Copy !req
286. Yes, please.
I think I'll have a double.Copy !req
287. I hope you enjoy the festivities.Copy !req
288. There's talk of a blizzard.Copy !req
289. Ever have déjà vu,
Mrs. Lancaster?Copy !req
290. I don't think so,
but I'll check with the kitchen.Copy !req
291. No, that's okay. Thank you.Copy !req
292. Will you be checking out today,
Mr. Connors?Copy !req
293. I'd say the chance
of departure is 80 percent.Copy !req
294. 75 to 80.Copy !req
295. Excuse me!Copy !req
296. Excuse me. Where's everybody going?Copy !req
297. To Gobbler's Knob.Copy !req
298. It's Groundhog Day.Copy !req
299. It's still just once a year, isn't it?Copy !req
300. Hey! Phil?Copy !req
301. Phil? Hey!Copy !req
302. Phil Connors!
I thought that was you!Copy !req
303. My, oh my, Phil Connors!Copy !req
304. Don't say you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you.Copy !req
305. - Well?
- Ned Ryerson?Copy !req
306. Bing! First shot
right out of the box!Copy !req
307. So how's it going, old buddy?Copy !req
308. I'm not feeling well.
Would you excuse me?Copy !req
309. It's funny you should mention
your health. Guess what I do now.Copy !req
310. Do you sell insurance?Copy !req
311. Bing again!
You are sharp as a tack today!Copy !req
312. Do you have life insurance?Copy !req
313. If you do, you could
always use more.Copy !req
314. Right! I mean, who couldn't?Copy !req
315. But you wanna know something?Copy !req
316. I gots a feeling...Copy !req
317. you ain't got any.Copy !req
318. Am I right or am I right
or am I right?Copy !req
319. I got to go.Copy !req
320. Watch out for that first step.
It's a doozy!Copy !req
321. Phil! Over here!Copy !req
322. - Where have you been?
- Rita. Do me a favor.Copy !req
323. I need someone to give me a
good, hard slap in the face.Copy !req
324. - How's that?
- Good!Copy !req
325. If you need help with the other cheek,
I'm right here.Copy !req
326. Something's going on.Copy !req
327. - Are you drunk or something?
- Drunk's more fun.Copy !req
328. Can I be serious with you
for a minute?Copy !req
329. I don't know, can you?Copy !req
330. Yes, I'm being serious!Copy !req
331. I'm having a problem.
I may be having a problem.Copy !req
332. - Rita, Rita.
- It's groundhog time.Copy !req
333. See? I knew you'd say that!Copy !req
334. I really feel...Copy !req
335. weird.Copy !req
336. Let's just do this.
Then we'll talk.Copy !req
337. All right, on me in three...Copy !req
338. two, one.Copy !req
339. Well, it's Groundhog Day...Copy !req
340. again...Copy !req
341. and that must mean we're
up here at Gobbler's Knob...Copy !req
342. waiting for the world's most famous
groundhog weatherman...Copy !req
343. Punxsutawney Phil...Copy !req
344. who's gonna tell us how much more
winter to expect.Copy !req
345. This is a riot!Copy !req
346. Isn't he cute?Copy !req
347. This February 2nd, at 7:20
and 30 seconds...Copy !req
348. Punxsutawney Phil,
the seer of seers...Copy !req
349. prognosticator of prognosticators...Copy !req
350. emerged reluctantly...Copy !req
351. but alertly in Punxsu—Copy !req
352. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
353. I know there's a blizzard.Copy !req
354. When will the long-distance
lines be repaired?Copy !req
355. What if there is no tomorrow?
There wasn't one today.Copy !req
356. Morning!Copy !req
357. Off to see the groundhog?Copy !req
358. Did you sleep well, Mr.--Copy !req
359. Phil Connors! I thought—Copy !req
360. Don't say you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you!Copy !req
361. It's me, Ned! Ryerson!Copy !req
362. Needlenose Ned! Ned the Head!Copy !req
363. Phil! Over here!Copy !req
364. Can I talk to you?
It's not work-related.Copy !req
365. - You never talk about work.
- We have to talk.Copy !req
366. - It's a creative meeting.
- We've got work to do!Copy !req
367. I don't.
I've already done it twice.Copy !req
368. When you get finished,
meet me in the diner.Copy !req
369. - What's that all about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
370. Prima donnas.Copy !req
371. More coffee?Copy !req
372. Just the check, please.
These sticky buns are heaven.Copy !req
373. Aren't they?Copy !req
374. Just put that anywhere, pal!Copy !req
375. Good save!Copy !req
376. Tell me why you're too sick to work.
It better be good.Copy !req
377. I'm reliving the same day
over and over.Copy !req
378. Groundhog Day. Today.Copy !req
379. Okay. I'm waiting for the punch line.Copy !req
380. Really! This is the third time!Copy !req
381. It's like yesterday never happened!Copy !req
382. I'm racking my brain trying to imagine
why you'd make this up.Copy !req
383. I'm not making it up.
I'm asking for help!Copy !req
384. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
385. I don't know! You're a producer.
Come up with something.Copy !req
386. You should get
your head examined...Copy !req
387. if you expect me to believe
a stupid story like that!Copy !req
388. Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?Copy !req
389. Yeah. Like the groundhog Phil.Copy !req
390. Look out for your shadow, pal!Copy !req
391. Morons, your bus is leaving!Copy !req
392. You guys ready? We better go,
to stay ahead of the weather.Copy !req
393. - Let's talk about it in Pittsburgh.
- I'm not going back to Pittsburgh.Copy !req
394. - Why not?
- Because of the blizzard!Copy !req
395. You said it was going
to hit Altoona.Copy !req
396. I know that's what I said.Copy !req
397. I think you need help.Copy !req
398. That's what I've been saying.
I need help.Copy !req
399. No spots.Copy !req
400. No clots, no tumors.Copy !req
401. No lesions.Copy !req
402. No aneurysms.Copy !req
403. At least none that I can see.Copy !req
404. If you want a CAT scan or an MRI,
you'll have to go into Pittsburgh.Copy !req
405. I can't go into Pittsburgh.Copy !req
406. - Why can't you go into Pittsburgh?
- I told you, there's a blizzard.Copy !req
407. Right. The blizzard!Copy !req
408. You know what you may need,
Mr. Connors?Copy !req
409. A biopsy.Copy !req
410. A psychiatrist.Copy !req
411. That's an unusual problem...Copy !req
412. Mr. Connors.Copy !req
413. Most of my work is with couples,
families. I have an alcoholic now.Copy !req
414. You went to college, right?Copy !req
415. It wasn't veterinary
psychology, was it?Copy !req
416. Didn't you take a course that
covered this stuff?Copy !req
417. Sort of, I guess.Copy !req
418. Abnormal psychology.Copy !req
419. So...Copy !req
420. what do I do?Copy !req
421. We should meet again.Copy !req
422. How's tomorrow for you?Copy !req
423. Is that not good?Copy !req
424. I was in the Virgin Islands once.Copy !req
425. I met a girl.Copy !req
426. We ate lobster.Copy !req
427. Drank piña coladas.Copy !req
428. At sunset, we made love
like sea otters.Copy !req
429. That was a pretty good day.Copy !req
430. Why couldn't I get that day...Copy !req
431. over...Copy !req
432. and over and over?Copy !req
433. Some guys would look
at this glass and say:Copy !req
434. "That glass is half empty."Copy !req
435. Other guys would say,
"That glass is half full."Copy !req
436. I peg you as a "glass is half empty"
kind of guy. Right?Copy !req
437. What would you do if you were
stuck in one place...Copy !req
438. and every day was exactly the same,
and nothing you did mattered?Copy !req
439. That about sums it up for me.Copy !req
440. Good luck.Copy !req
441. I'll drop you off.Copy !req
442. This thing sticks a little bit.Copy !req
443. You got to jiggle it—Copy !req
444. Come on up here, pal.Copy !req
445. Give me your keys, pal.
Give me the keys.Copy !req
446. Friends don't let friends drive, right?
Stand up here.Copy !req
447. Take a deep breath. You feel okay?Copy !req
448. You're all right.Copy !req
449. You want to throw up here
or in the car?Copy !req
450. I think, both.Copy !req
451. I don't think I should drive.Copy !req
452. I don't either.Copy !req
453. Watch your head.Copy !req
454. Watch your knees.
Don't break anything.Copy !req
455. Let's not forget seat belts.Copy !req
456. Who else could go for some
flapjacks right now?Copy !req
457. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
458. Shoot.Copy !req
459. What if there were no tomorrow?Copy !req
460. No tomorrow? That means there'd be
no consequences...Copy !req
461. no hangovers.Copy !req
462. We could do whatever we wanted!Copy !req
463. That's true.Copy !req
464. We could do whatever we want.Copy !req
465. If we wanted to hit mailboxes,
we could let Ralph drive!Copy !req
466. They want you to stop.Copy !req
467. Hang on!Copy !req
468. It's the same thing
your whole life.Copy !req
469. "Clean up your room! Stand up
straight! Pick up your feet!Copy !req
470. Take it like a man!Copy !req
471. Be nice to your sister!Copy !req
472. Don't mix beer and wine, ever!Copy !req
473. Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"Copy !req
474. That's one I agree with.Copy !req
475. I don't know, Gus.Copy !req
476. Sometimes I think you just have to...Copy !req
477. take the big chances.Copy !req
478. This is the police!
Pull over immediately!Copy !req
479. We're talking in here!Copy !req
480. I bet he swerves first.Copy !req
481. I'm not going to live by
their rules anymore!Copy !req
482. I noticed that.Copy !req
483. You make choices
and you live with them.Copy !req
484. My knee!Copy !req
485. Let me handle this.Copy !req
486. Three cheeseburgers,
two large fries...Copy !req
487. two chocolate shakes
and one large Coke.Copy !req
488. And some flapjacks!Copy !req
489. Too early for flapjacks?Copy !req
490. Yes!Copy !req
491. Rise and shine, campers!Copy !req
492. Don't forget your booties!
It's cold out there today!Copy !req
493. It's cold every day.Copy !req
494. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly!Copy !req
495. Slept like a baby.Copy !req
496. I'd love some of your coffee.Copy !req
497. - I hope—
- Flurries moving in later...Copy !req
498. but the blizzard's going to hit
outside of town.Copy !req
499. Mrs. Lancaster?Copy !req
500. Was anybody looking for me
here this morning?Copy !req
501. Perhaps a state official?
Maybe a blue hat, gun, nightstick?Copy !req
502. No, no one like that!
Will there be?Copy !req
503. Apparently not.Copy !req
504. Will you hold my room for me?
I'm staying an extra day.Copy !req
505. Catch you tomorrow, pops.Copy !req
506. - Phil Connors!
- Ned?Copy !req
507. I like to see a man of advancing years
throw caution to the wind.Copy !req
508. It's inspiring, in a way.Copy !req
509. My years are not advancing
as fast as you think.Copy !req
510. More coffee?Copy !req
511. Keep it coming.Copy !req
512. Sure thing.Copy !req
513. Just put that anywhere, pal!Copy !req
514. Good save!Copy !req
515. Don't you worry about cholesterol,
lung cancer, love handles?Copy !req
516. I don't worry anymore.Copy !req
517. What makes you special?
Everybody worries.Copy !req
518. That's exactly what makes me
so special.Copy !req
519. I don't even have to floss.Copy !req
520. What?Copy !req
521. The wretch, concentered all in selfCopy !req
522. Living, shall forfeit fair renownCopy !req
523. And doubly dying, shall go downCopy !req
524. To the vile dust from whence he sprungCopy !req
525. Unwept, unhonored and unsungCopy !req
526. Sir Walter Scott.Copy !req
527. You don't like poetry?Copy !req
528. I love poetry!Copy !req
529. I just thought that was Willard Scott.
I was confused.Copy !req
530. You think I act like this
because I'm egocentric?Copy !req
531. You are egocentric.
It's your defining characteristic.Copy !req
532. You guys ready? We better go,
to stay ahead of the weather.Copy !req
533. Thanks, Larry.Copy !req
534. Would you like a doggy bag?Copy !req
535. I'll stay and finish.Copy !req
536. I thought you hated this town.Copy !req
537. It's beginning to grow on me.Copy !req
538. Larry, quit staring.
These are excellent.Copy !req
539. You see the groundhog
this morning?Copy !req
540. I never miss it.Copy !req
541. What's your name?Copy !req
542. Nancy Taylor. And you are?Copy !req
543. - What high school did you go to?
- What?Copy !req
544. High school.Copy !req
545. Lincoln, in Pittsburgh.
Who are you?Copy !req
546. Who was your 12th grade
English teacher?Copy !req
547. Are you kidding?Copy !req
548. In 12th grade,
your English teacher was—Copy !req
549. Mrs. Walsh.Copy !req
550. Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh.Copy !req
551. Thanks very much.Copy !req
552. Nancy?Copy !req
553. Nancy Taylor!Copy !req
554. Lincoln High School!Copy !req
555. I sat next to you in
Mrs. Walsh's English class!Copy !req
556. - I'm sorry.
- Phil Connors!Copy !req
557. - That's amazing!
- You don't remember me?Copy !req
558. I asked you to the prom.Copy !req
559. Phil Connors?Copy !req
560. I was short and I've sprouted.Copy !req
561. How are you?Copy !req
562. Great.Copy !req
563. You look terrific!Copy !req
564. You look very, very terrific!Copy !req
565. Listen, I got to go do this report.Copy !req
566. Are you a reporter?Copy !req
567. A weatherman with
Channel 9, Pittsburgh.Copy !req
568. I should have known! That's great!Copy !req
569. But maybe later we could...Copy !req
570. Yeah, whatever!Copy !req
571. Stay right here.Copy !req
572. Promise me?
I'll be right back. Wish me luck!Copy !req
573. Good luck!Copy !req
574. Oh, Phil.Copy !req
575. Oh, Rita.Copy !req
576. Who's Rita?Copy !req
577. How should I know?Copy !req
578. What is this,
some kind of one-night stand?Copy !req
579. On the contrary, Nancy...Copy !req
580. I love you.
I've always loved you.Copy !req
581. This is going to seem sudden but...Copy !req
582. Nancy, will you be my wife?Copy !req
583. Rita.Copy !req
584. - Nancy.
- Whatever.Copy !req
585. A gust of wind.Copy !req
586. A dog barks.Copy !req
587. Cue the truck.Copy !req
588. Exit Herman.Copy !req
589. Walk on to the bank.Copy !req
590. Exit Felix, and stand there with a
not-so-bright look on your face.Copy !req
591. All right, Doris. Come on.Copy !req
592. Fix your bra, honey.
That's better.Copy !req
593. Felix!Copy !req
594. How you doing, Doris?Copy !req
595. Can I have a roll of quarters?Copy !req
596. Ten... nine... eight...Copy !req
597. car...Copy !req
598. six... five...Copy !req
599. quarters...Copy !req
600. three... two...Copy !req
601. Felix?Copy !req
602. - Did I bring out two bags or one?
- I don't know.Copy !req
603. I thought we were going
to a costume party.Copy !req
604. It's like I said, I love this film.Copy !req
605. I've seen it over 100 times.Copy !req
606. Phil!Copy !req
607. Told you...Copy !req
608. call me "Bronco."Copy !req
609. Sorry, Bronco.Copy !req
610. Hi, Nancy.Copy !req
611. My own fiancée...Copy !req
612. doesn't remember me.Copy !req
613. That'll be one adult and—Copy !req
614. - Two adults.
- Two adults, I guess.Copy !req
615. —groundhog who, as legend has it,
can predict an early spring.Copy !req
616. The question we have
to ask ourselves today is:Copy !req
617. "Does Phil feel lucky?"Copy !req
618. Rita, if you only
had one day to live...Copy !req
619. what would you do?Copy !req
620. I don't know.
What are you dying of?Copy !req
621. No, the whole world
is about to explode.Copy !req
622. What do you do?Copy !req
623. I want to know
where to put the camera.Copy !req
624. What are you looking for?
A date for the weekend?Copy !req
625. No, I'm just interested in you.Copy !req
626. What do you want?
What do you like?Copy !req
627. What do you think about?Copy !req
628. What kind of men
are you interested in?Copy !req
629. What do you do for fun?Copy !req
630. Are you trying to
make me look like a fool?Copy !req
631. I'm trying to talk like normal people.
Isn't this how they talk?Copy !req
632. - Close.
- Okay, so talk to me.Copy !req
633. Let me buy you a cup of coffee.Copy !req
634. And a doughnut.Copy !req
635. All right.Copy !req
636. So what do you want out of life?Copy !req
637. I guess I want what everybody wants.Copy !req
638. Career, love, marriage, children.Copy !req
639. Are you seeing anyone?Copy !req
640. This is getting too personal.
I'm not ready to share this with you.Copy !req
641. How about you?
What do you want?Copy !req
642. What I really want
is someone like you.Copy !req
643. Oh, please!Copy !req
644. Why not? What are you looking for?Copy !req
645. Who's your perfect guy?Copy !req
646. First of all, he's too humble
to know he's perfect.Copy !req
647. That's me!Copy !req
648. He's intelligent,
supportive, funny...Copy !req
649. Intelligent, supportive, funny.Copy !req
650. Me, me, me.Copy !req
651. He's romantic and courageous.Copy !req
652. Me also.Copy !req
653. He's got a good body but doesn't
have to look in the mirror often.Copy !req
654. I have a great body, and sometimes
I go months without looking.Copy !req
655. He's kind, sensitive and gentle.Copy !req
656. He's not afraid to cry.Copy !req
657. This is a man
we're talking about, right?Copy !req
658. He likes animals, children,
and he'll change poopy diapers.Copy !req
659. Does he have to use the word "poopy"?Copy !req
660. He plays an instrument,
and he loves his mother.Copy !req
661. I am really close on this one.Copy !req
662. Really, really close.Copy !req
663. It's Phil Connors!Copy !req
664. Hello.Copy !req
665. Thanks for watching.Copy !req
666. What are the chances
of getting out today?Copy !req
667. Van won't start.
Larry's working on it.Copy !req
668. Wouldn't you know it?Copy !req
669. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
670. Jim Beam, ice, water.Copy !req
671. For you, miss?Copy !req
672. Sweet vermouth on the rocks
with a twist, please.Copy !req
673. What are the chances
of getting out today?Copy !req
674. Van won't start.
Larry's working on it.Copy !req
675. Wouldn't you know it?Copy !req
676. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
677. Sweet vermouth, rocks,
with a twist, please.Copy !req
678. - For you, miss?
- The same.Copy !req
679. That's my favorite drink.Copy !req
680. Mine too!Copy !req
681. It makes me think of Rome.Copy !req
682. The way the sun hits
the buildings in the afternoon.Copy !req
683. What should we drink to?Copy !req
684. To the groundhog!Copy !req
685. I always drink to world peace.Copy !req
686. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
687. Sweet vermouth, rocks,
with a twist, please.Copy !req
688. For you, miss?Copy !req
689. The same.Copy !req
690. That's my favorite drink.Copy !req
691. Mine too!Copy !req
692. It makes me think of Rome.Copy !req
693. The way the sun hits
the buildings in the afternoon.Copy !req
694. What should we drink to?Copy !req
695. I like to say a prayer
and drink to world peace.Copy !req
696. To world peace.Copy !req
697. - This is wonderful!
- See? Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
698. How do you know so much
about Punxsutawney?Copy !req
699. I spend a lot of time here.Copy !req
700. Small-town people are
more real, down-to-earth.Copy !req
701. - That's how I feel!
- Really?Copy !req
702. - Some white chocolate?
- Yuck, don't make me sick.Copy !req
703. No white chocolate.Copy !req
704. There is something
so familiar about this.Copy !req
705. Do you ever have déjà vu?Copy !req
706. Didn't you just ask me that?Copy !req
707. People place too much
emphasis on their careers.Copy !req
708. I wish we could all live
in the mountains.Copy !req
709. That's where I see myself
in five years. How about you?Copy !req
710. I agree. I just like
to go with the flow.Copy !req
711. See where it leads me.Copy !req
712. Well, it's led you here.Copy !req
713. It's about a million miles
from where I started in college.Copy !req
714. You weren't in broadcasting
or journalism?Copy !req
715. Believe it or not, I studied
19th-century French poetry.Copy !req
716. What a waste of time!Copy !req
717. I mean, for someone else
that'd be a total waste.Copy !req
718. So bold of you to choose that.Copy !req
719. It's incredible.
You must be a very strong person.Copy !req
720. People place too much
emphasis on their careers.Copy !req
721. I wish we could all
live in the mountains.Copy !req
722. That's where I see myself
in five years.Copy !req
723. How about you?Copy !req
724. I agree. I like to go
with the flow, see what happens.Copy !req
725. Well, it's gotten you here.Copy !req
726. It's a million miles
from where I started in college.Copy !req
727. You weren't in broadcasting
or journalism or anything like that?Copy !req
728. Believe it or not, I studied
19th-century French poetry.Copy !req
729. You speak French!Copy !req
730. I haven't done this since I was a kid.Copy !req
731. Me neither. It's fun!Copy !req
732. Clean fun.Copy !req
733. I hope one day I can do this
with my own children.Copy !req
734. Where'd you get that?Copy !req
735. Well, I went over
to the snowman shop.Copy !req
736. Hey, an assassin!Copy !req
737. I'll protect you!Copy !req
738. I shall die for you.
You shall not take her!Copy !req
739. Find cover!Copy !req
740. I'm getting some good ones.Copy !req
741. That's a boy! Good try.Copy !req
742. Help me!Copy !req
743. What?Copy !req
744. I'm just amazed,
and I'm not easily amazed.Copy !req
745. About what?Copy !req
746. How you can start a day with one
kind of expectation...Copy !req
747. and end up
so completely different.Copy !req
748. Do you like the way
this day is turning out?Copy !req
749. I like it very much.Copy !req
750. It's a perfect day.
You couldn't plan a day like this.Copy !req
751. Well, you can.Copy !req
752. It just takes an awful lot of work.Copy !req
753. Come in.
I want to show you something.Copy !req
754. - I don't think I should.
- I agree.Copy !req
755. That's why I'll show you one thing,
then kick you right out.Copy !req
756. It's just lovely.Copy !req
757. Would you like to sit
and stare at the fake fire?Copy !req
758. It's a really wonderful room.Copy !req
759. It is now.Copy !req
760. I don't think we should do this.Copy !req
761. I don't either.Copy !req
762. On second thought,
I think we should.Copy !req
763. It's the perfect end
to a perfect day.Copy !req
764. Well, it's a little fast for me.Copy !req
765. Me too.Copy !req
766. Maybe I should go.Copy !req
767. Where would you go?Copy !req
768. Why?Copy !req
769. We've got a perfect fire.Copy !req
770. I've got some French poetry here.
Baudelaire...Copy !req
771. I will read to you.Copy !req
772. I've got some ice cream on
the windowsill. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
773. Rocky road.Copy !req
774. I love rocky road.Copy !req
775. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
776. You have to stay.Copy !req
777. No, really, I'm tired.
We can see each other tomorrow.Copy !req
778. No, tonight.
It's got to be tonight.Copy !req
779. No, Phil, really.Copy !req
780. Just stay for a while and
if you like it, stay longer.Copy !req
781. And if you like that, stay longer.Copy !req
782. Let's not spoil it, okay?Copy !req
783. I don't want to spoil it either.Copy !req
784. You know I can't stay with you.Copy !req
785. Why not? I love you.Copy !req
786. You love me?Copy !req
787. - You don't even know me.
- I know you.Copy !req
788. Oh, no. I can't believe
I fell for this!Copy !req
789. This whole day has been
one long setup.Copy !req
790. No, it hasn't.Copy !req
791. And I ate fudge. Yuck!Copy !req
792. No white chocolate, no fudge.Copy !req
793. What are you doing?
Are you making some kind of list?Copy !req
794. Did you call my friends
and ask them what I like?Copy !req
795. - Is this what love is for you?
- This is real. This is love.Copy !req
796. Stop saying that!Copy !req
797. You must be crazy.Copy !req
798. I could never love you because
you'll never love anyone but yourself.Copy !req
799. I don't even like myself.
Give me another chance.Copy !req
800. That's for making me
care about you.Copy !req
801. I haven't done this
since I was a kid.Copy !req
802. It's fun!Copy !req
803. And good, clean fun too.
That's what's missing in the world.Copy !req
804. I can't wait to do this
with my own children.Copy !req
805. I want lots of kids!Copy !req
806. I want to adopt, I want my own kids,
I want to have foster kids.Copy !req
807. I got this at Snowman City.Copy !req
808. Hey! Some kid just
threw a snowball at us.Copy !req
809. Come here! Let's have some fun!Copy !req
810. I wish these were my own kids.Copy !req
811. Are any of you up for adoption?Copy !req
812. Here's a humdinger over here!Copy !req
813. Wasn't that great?Copy !req
814. Stop it!Copy !req
815. Phil! Over here!Copy !req
816. Where have you been?
You're missing the fun.Copy !req
817. Phil, you look terrible.Copy !req
818. What happened? Rough night?Copy !req
819. Okay, campers.Copy !req
820. Rise and shine.Copy !req
821. Don't forget your booties,
because it's cold out there.Copy !req
822. It's cold out there every day.Copy !req
823. This country's largest lake,
Chapala, is located near Guadalajara.Copy !req
824. What is Mexico?Copy !req
825. What is Mexico?Copy !req
826. - Correct.
- Lakes and Rivers, 400.Copy !req
827. Seneca is the largest
of these lakes.Copy !req
828. What are the Finger Lakes?Copy !req
829. - What are the Finger Lakes?
- Correct.Copy !req
830. - This lake in Bolivia—
- What is Titicaca?Copy !req
831. - What is Titicaca?
- Correct.Copy !req
832. For 1000.Copy !req
833. - Milky-colored—
- The Rhone.Copy !req
834. when entering Lake Geneva...Copy !req
835. this river is
clear blue upon exiting.Copy !req
836. - Jim?
- The Rhone.Copy !req
837. Good for $1000.Copy !req
838. You're $500 off the lead right now.Copy !req
839. This is pitiful.Copy !req
840. A thousand people...Copy !req
841. freezing their butts off,
waiting to worship a rat.Copy !req
842. What a hype.Copy !req
843. They used to pull the hog out,
and they used to eat it.Copy !req
844. You're hypocrites! All of you!Copy !req
845. You got a problem, Larry?Copy !req
846. Untie your tongue. Come here and talk.
Am I upsetting you, princess?Copy !req
847. You want a prediction
about the weather?Copy !req
848. You're asking the wrong Phil.Copy !req
849. I'll give you a winter prediction.Copy !req
850. It's going to be cold.Copy !req
851. It's going to be gray.Copy !req
852. And it's going to last you
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
853. Once again the eyes of the nation
have turned here...Copy !req
854. to this tiny village
in Western Pennsylvania.Copy !req
855. There is no way that this winter...Copy !req
856. is ever going to end...Copy !req
857. as long as this groundhog
keeps seeing his shadow.Copy !req
858. I don't see any other way out.Copy !req
859. He's got to be stopped.Copy !req
860. And I have to stop him.Copy !req
861. Real good, Phil.
Real good.Copy !req
862. He's out of his gourd.Copy !req
863. I'm worried. There's something
really wrong with Phil.Copy !req
864. There's a lot of things
wrong with Phil.Copy !req
865. Hi, Phil.Copy !req
866. I've come to the end of me.Copy !req
867. There's no way out now.Copy !req
868. Just remember, we had
a beautiful day together once.Copy !req
869. All right, little fellow.Copy !req
870. Good job. He just smiled at me!
Did you see that?Copy !req
871. I believe he did.Copy !req
872. Okay, little fellow.
There you go.Copy !req
873. Hi, there. Something I can
do you for?Copy !req
874. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
875. Get the word out.
Somebody kidnapped Phil!Copy !req
876. We are going after him!Copy !req
877. Why would anybody
steal a groundhog?Copy !req
878. I could think of reasons.Copy !req
879. Pervert.Copy !req
880. He must have just snapped!Copy !req
881. This ought to be good.Copy !req
882. What is he doing?Copy !req
883. What can he be thinking?Copy !req
884. Not bad for a quadruped.Copy !req
885. Check your mirrors. Side of your eye.
Side of your eye.Copy !req
886. That's it.Copy !req
887. Hey, they're chasing us!
Come on, make it fun.Copy !req
888. Don't drive angry.Copy !req
889. Don't drive angry.Copy !req
890. There's no way out
except the way we came in!Copy !req
891. We got him now!Copy !req
892. What is he doing?Copy !req
893. I don't know.Copy !req
894. If you got to shoot,
don't hit the groundhog.Copy !req
895. Mustn't keep them waiting.Copy !req
896. It's showtime.Copy !req
897. On me in three...Copy !req
898. two...Copy !req
899. one.Copy !req
900. Phil!Copy !req
901. He might be okay.Copy !req
902. Well, no. Probably not now.Copy !req
903. Nuts.Copy !req
904. Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?Copy !req
905. Would you like...Copy !req
906. some toast?Copy !req
907. Oh, my God!Copy !req
908. That's him.Copy !req
909. He was a really, really great guy.Copy !req
910. I really, really liked him...Copy !req
911. a lot.Copy !req
912. I'm sorry?
What was that again?Copy !req
913. - I'm a god.
- You're God?Copy !req
914. I'm a god. I'm not the God,
I don't think.Copy !req
915. Because you survived a car wreck?Copy !req
916. You folks ready to order?Copy !req
917. I didn't just survive a wreck.
I wasn't just blown up.Copy !req
918. I have been stabbed,
shot, poisoned...Copy !req
919. frozen, hung, electrocuted
and burned.Copy !req
920. Oh, really?Copy !req
921. Every morning I wake up without a
scratch, not a dent in the fender.Copy !req
922. I am an immortal.Copy !req
923. Special today is blueberry waffles.Copy !req
924. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
925. Because I want you to believe in me.Copy !req
926. You are not a god.Copy !req
927. Take my word. It's 12 years
of Catholic school talking.Copy !req
928. I can come back if you're not ready.Copy !req
929. How do you know I'm not a god?Copy !req
930. Please.Copy !req
931. - How do you know?
- It's not possible.Copy !req
932. I'll come back.Copy !req
933. Doris.Copy !req
934. This is Doris.
Her brother-in-law owns this diner.Copy !req
935. She's worked here since she was 17.
She wants to see Paris...Copy !req
936. before she dies.Copy !req
937. Boy, would I!Copy !req
938. - What are you doing?
- Debbie and her fiancé.Copy !req
939. Do I know you?Copy !req
940. They're supposed to get married.
She's having second thoughts.Copy !req
941. What?Copy !req
942. Lovely ring.Copy !req
943. Bill's been a waiter three years,
since he left Penn State to work.Copy !req
944. He likes the town,
paints toy soldiers and he's gay.Copy !req
945. I am.Copy !req
946. Gus hates it here,
wishes he'd stayed in the Navy.Copy !req
947. I could've retired
on half pay after 20 years.Copy !req
948. Excuse me. Is this a trick?Copy !req
949. Maybe the real God uses tricks.
Maybe he's not omnipotent...Copy !req
950. he just knows everything.Copy !req
951. - Who's that?
- Tom.Copy !req
952. He worked in the coal mine
till it closed.Copy !req
953. - And her?
- Alice.Copy !req
954. Came from Ireland when she
was a baby. Lived in Erie.Copy !req
955. He's right.Copy !req
956. - And her?
- Nancy.Copy !req
957. Works in a shop, makes noises like
a chipmunk when she gets excited.Copy !req
958. - It's true.
- How do you know this?Copy !req
959. I told you, I know everything.Copy !req
960. In five seconds, a waiter
will drop a tray.Copy !req
961. - Five, four, three, two, one.
- This is nuts.Copy !req
962. - Okay?
- Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
963. What about me?
Do you know me too?Copy !req
964. I know all about you. You hope
for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh.Copy !req
965. Well, everyone knows that.Copy !req
966. You like boats but not the ocean.Copy !req
967. You go to a lake in the summer
with your family.Copy !req
968. There's a dock and a boathouse
with boards missing from the roof...Copy !req
969. and a place you used to
crawl underneath to be alone.Copy !req
970. You're a sucker for
French poetry and rhinestones.Copy !req
971. You're very generous.Copy !req
972. You're kind to strangers
and children.Copy !req
973. When you stand in the snow
you look like an angel.Copy !req
974. How are you doing this?Copy !req
975. I told you. I wake up every day.Copy !req
976. Right here.Copy !req
977. Right in Punxsutawney.
And it's always February 2nd.Copy !req
978. And there's nothing
I can do about it.Copy !req
979. If you still can't believe me, listen:Copy !req
980. In 10 seconds...Copy !req
981. Larry is going to come
and take you away from me.Copy !req
982. But you can't let him.Copy !req
983. Please believe me.
You've got to believe me.Copy !req
984. You guys ready? We better go,
to stay ahead of the weather.Copy !req
985. What's that?Copy !req
986. "--to stay ahead of the weather."Copy !req
987. Maybe it really is happening.
How else could you know so much?Copy !req
988. There is no way.
I'm not that smart.Copy !req
989. Maybe I should
spend the day with you...Copy !req
990. as an objective witness,
just to see what happens.Copy !req
991. This sounds like a science project.Copy !req
992. Concentrate.Copy !req
993. You got to want it.Copy !req
994. You got to want it, Rita.Copy !req
995. Come on. It's more
in the wrist than the fingers.Copy !req
996. Be the hat. Come on, go.Copy !req
997. - It'd take me a year to get good.
- Six months.Copy !req
998. Four to five hours a day,
and you'd be an expert.Copy !req
999. - Is this what you do with eternity?
- Now you know.Copy !req
1000. That's not the worst part.Copy !req
1001. What's the worst part?Copy !req
1002. The worst part is that...Copy !req
1003. tomorrow you'll have
forgotten all about this...Copy !req
1004. and you'll treat me
like a jerk again.Copy !req
1005. I am a jerk.Copy !req
1006. No, you're not.Copy !req
1007. It doesn't make any difference.
I've killed myself so many times...Copy !req
1008. I don't even exist anymore.Copy !req
1009. Sometimes I wish I had
a thousand lifetimes.Copy !req
1010. I don't know.
Maybe it's not a curse.Copy !req
1011. It just depends
on how you look at it.Copy !req
1012. Gosh, you're an upbeat lady!Copy !req
1013. I want you to know it's been
a really nice day for me.Copy !req
1014. Me too.Copy !req
1015. And maybe...Copy !req
1016. if it's not too boring,
we can do it again sometime.Copy !req
1017. I hope so.Copy !req
1018. You're still here.Copy !req
1019. I thought you were supposed
to disappear. Or I was.Copy !req
1020. Not until 6.Copy !req
1021. You rat!Copy !req
1022. I never said midnight.Copy !req
1023. You knew I was waiting for midnight.Copy !req
1024. Are you going to leave?Copy !req
1025. No.Copy !req
1026. Good.Copy !req
1027. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1028. It's all right.
You can fall asleep.Copy !req
1029. I promise I won't touch you.Copy !req
1030. Much.Copy !req
1031. It's all right. I'm not tired.Copy !req
1032. What were you saying?Copy !req
1033. I think the last thing
that you heard was:Copy !req
1034. "Only God could make a tree."Copy !req
1035. Really?Copy !req
1036. What I wanted to say was...Copy !req
1037. I think you are the kindest...Copy !req
1038. sweetest, prettiest person...Copy !req
1039. I've ever met in my life.Copy !req
1040. I've never seen anyone...Copy !req
1041. that's nicer to people
than you are.Copy !req
1042. And the first time I saw you...Copy !req
1043. something happened to me.Copy !req
1044. I never told you...Copy !req
1045. but I knew I wanted
to hold you...Copy !req
1046. as hard as I could.Copy !req
1047. I don't deserve someone like you.Copy !req
1048. But if I ever could...Copy !req
1049. I swear I would love you...Copy !req
1050. for the rest of my life.Copy !req
1051. Did you say something?Copy !req
1052. Good night, Rita.Copy !req
1053. Good night, Phil.Copy !req
1054. Campers, rise and shine!
Don't forget your booties.Copy !req
1055. - It's cold out there!
- It's cold every day.Copy !req
1056. - Is this Miami Beach?
- Not hardly!Copy !req
1057. Who wants coffee?
Get it while it's hot.Copy !req
1058. - Thanks, Phil.
- Larry?Copy !req
1059. Skim milk, two sugar.Copy !req
1060. Thanks, Phil.Copy !req
1061. Pastry?Copy !req
1062. We're setting up.Copy !req
1063. Pastry, Larry?
Take your pick.Copy !req
1064. Thanks. Raspberry. Great.Copy !req
1065. I talked with Buster Green,
the head groundhog honcho.Copy !req
1066. He said if we set up here
we'll get a better shot.Copy !req
1067. - What do you think?
- Sounds good.Copy !req
1068. Larry?Copy !req
1069. Yeah. Let's go for it.Copy !req
1070. Good work, Phil.Copy !req
1071. Maybe we'll get lucky.
Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
1072. No, no. You got your coffee.
I'll get it.Copy !req
1073. We never talk.
Do you have kids?Copy !req
1074. I'd like a piano lesson.Copy !req
1075. I'm with a student. But if you
want to come back tomorrow—Copy !req
1076. I kind of want to get started.
I can give you $1000.Copy !req
1077. Come on in.Copy !req
1078. Morning!
Off to see the groundhog?Copy !req
1079. Think it'll be an early spring?Copy !req
1080. Winter, slumbering in the open airCopy !req
1081. Wears on his smiling faceCopy !req
1082. A dream of springCopy !req
1083. Ciao!Copy !req
1084. Ciao!Copy !req
1085. How does she look?Copy !req
1086. Great.Copy !req
1087. Thank you.Copy !req
1088. - Did you know he could ice sculpt?
- No.Copy !req
1089. Not bad. You say
this is your first lesson?Copy !req
1090. Yes, but my father
was a piano mover, so...Copy !req
1091. - Phil Connors, I thought it was you.
- Ned Ryerson.Copy !req
1092. I have missed you so much.Copy !req
1093. I don't know where you're headed,
but can you call in sick?Copy !req
1094. I got to get going.Copy !req
1095. It's good to see you, Phil.Copy !req
1096. Hello, father.Copy !req
1097. Let's get you someplace warm.Copy !req
1098. Remember me?Copy !req
1099. You brought the old man in?Copy !req
1100. How is he?Copy !req
1101. He just passed away.Copy !req
1102. - What did he die of?
- He was just old.Copy !req
1103. It was just his time.Copy !req
1104. - I want to see his chart. Excuse me.
- Sir!Copy !req
1105. You can't come in here.Copy !req
1106. Sir, this is a restricted area.Copy !req
1107. Where's the chart?Copy !req
1108. Sometimes people just die.Copy !req
1109. Not today.Copy !req
1110. Gets hard down there at the bottom.Copy !req
1111. Here you go.Copy !req
1112. Thank you.Copy !req
1113. Come on, dad.Copy !req
1114. Come on, pop.Copy !req
1115. Come on. Come on, breathe.Copy !req
1116. Breathe, pop! Breathe, pop!Copy !req
1117. When Chekhov saw the long winter...Copy !req
1118. he saw a winter bleak
and dark and bereft of hope.Copy !req
1119. Yet we know winter is just
another step in the cycle of life.Copy !req
1120. But standing here among
the people of Punxsutawney...Copy !req
1121. and basking in the warmth
of their hearths and hearts...Copy !req
1122. I couldn't imagine a better fate...Copy !req
1123. than a long and lustrous winter.Copy !req
1124. From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors.Copy !req
1125. So long.Copy !req
1126. Nice speech. Very nice.Copy !req
1127. Thank you.Copy !req
1128. - How was that for you two?
- My man, you touched me.Copy !req
1129. - Thanks, Larry.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1130. I got to go.Copy !req
1131. That was surprising.
I didn't know you were so versatile.Copy !req
1132. I surprise myself sometimes.Copy !req
1133. Would you like a cup of coffee?Copy !req
1134. I'd love to. Can I have a rain check?
I've got some errands.Copy !req
1135. Errands? What errands?Copy !req
1136. I thought we were going back.Copy !req
1137. What do you say?
What do you say?Copy !req
1138. You little brat.
You have never thanked me!Copy !req
1139. I'll see you tomorrow...Copy !req
1140. maybe.Copy !req
1141. You totaled it.Copy !req
1142. - It's only a flat tire.
- What are we going to do?Copy !req
1143. - It's an earthquake!
- It's not an earthquake.Copy !req
1144. What is it?Copy !req
1145. Thank you, young man.Copy !req
1146. It's nothing.
I had the tire and the jack.Copy !req
1147. Just be comfortable.
It'll be a minute.Copy !req
1148. Who is that?Copy !req
1149. He must be from the motor club.Copy !req
1150. He's having a heart attack!
Do something!Copy !req
1151. Call 411, an ambulance, a lawyer,
doctor, anything!Copy !req
1152. I think that did it.Copy !req
1153. If you're going to eat steak,
get sharper teeth.Copy !req
1154. - Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1155. Who was that?Copy !req
1156. - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
1157. Eat, eat!Copy !req
1158. People don't understand...Copy !req
1159. what's involved.
This is an art form.Copy !req
1160. I think most people just think...Copy !req
1161. that I hold a camera
and point it at stuff.Copy !req
1162. There's a lot more to it than that.Copy !req
1163. Would you be interested in seeing
the inside of a van?Copy !req
1164. You know, I really have to
get back to the party.Copy !req
1165. Great idea.
I'll go with you.Copy !req
1166. Let me just drop a tip here.Copy !req
1167. Hi! How are you?Copy !req
1168. Rita, this is Nancy.Copy !req
1169. We were going to the party.
You going?Copy !req
1170. Sounds like fun.
Maybe we should call Phil.Copy !req
1171. I think he's already in there.Copy !req
1172. Isn't he good?Copy !req
1173. He's great!Copy !req
1174. He's my student.Copy !req
1175. I'm so proud.Copy !req
1176. Thank you.Copy !req
1177. Hello, welcome to our party.Copy !req
1178. I didn't know you could
play like that.Copy !req
1179. I'm versatile.Copy !req
1180. It's that nice young man
from the motor club.Copy !req
1181. Thank you again.Copy !req
1182. It's nothing, ladies.Copy !req
1183. He's the fastest jack
in Jefferson County.Copy !req
1184. What was that all about?Copy !req
1185. Don't know. They've been
hitting on me all night.Copy !req
1186. There you are!Copy !req
1187. I never thanked you properly
for what you did.Copy !req
1188. He would've choked for sure.Copy !req
1189. He may have. He was trying
to swallow a whole cow.Copy !req
1190. I owe you one, buddy.Copy !req
1191. Hang on to him, dear.
He's a real find.Copy !req
1192. What did you do today?Copy !req
1193. Same old, same old.Copy !req
1194. Excuse me, Mr. Connors.Copy !req
1195. Fred, how was the wedding?Copy !req
1196. Thank you for making
Debbie go through with it.Copy !req
1197. All I did was fan her flame
of passion for you.Copy !req
1198. You are the best.Copy !req
1199. No, you are.Copy !req
1200. Rita, this is
Debbie and Fred Kleiser.Copy !req
1201. - Here you go, kids. Congratulations.
- What is this?Copy !req
1202. No way!Copy !req
1203. WrestleMania!
No way!Copy !req
1204. How'd you know?
We'll be in Pittsburgh anyway!Copy !req
1205. Thank you. You're a real pal.Copy !req
1206. Oh, this is the best.Copy !req
1207. I don't understand.Copy !req
1208. I guess not.Copy !req
1209. How does everyone know you?
You come once a year.Copy !req
1210. You're the most popular
person in town.Copy !req
1211. Excuse me, Dr. Connors?Copy !req
1212. I want to thank you
for fixing Felix's back.Copy !req
1213. He can help around the house again.Copy !req
1214. Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, Felix.Copy !req
1215. Dr. Connors?Copy !req
1216. It's kind of an honorary title.Copy !req
1217. What is going on?Copy !req
1218. I really don't know.Copy !req
1219. There is something
going on with you.Copy !req
1220. You want the long or short version?Copy !req
1221. Let's start with the short
and go from there.Copy !req
1222. Okay, folks, attention.Copy !req
1223. Time for the bachelor auction.
You know the rules.Copy !req
1224. All the eligible bachelors
come in front.Copy !req
1225. And you ladies...Copy !req
1226. you bid on them!Copy !req
1227. Do whatever you want with them...Copy !req
1228. no questions asked!Copy !req
1229. I don't want to know about it,
as long as it's legal.Copy !req
1230. Get out your pocketbooks,
and remember it's all for charity.Copy !req
1231. What are you doing down here?Copy !req
1232. Go on, get up there.Copy !req
1233. I got 10 bucks
that says you're mine.Copy !req
1234. Buster, I got your first victim.Copy !req
1235. Phil Connors, come on up here!Copy !req
1236. All right! Now, what am I bid
for this fine specimen?Copy !req
1237. Five dollars!Copy !req
1238. The bidding has begun
at $5.Copy !req
1239. Ten dollars!Copy !req
1240. Fifteen!Copy !req
1241. - Twenty!
- Twenty-five!Copy !req
1242. Thirty!Copy !req
1243. - Thirty-five!
- Forty!Copy !req
1244. Forty-five!Copy !req
1245. Fifty!Copy !req
1246. Fifty-five!Copy !req
1247. Sixty!Copy !req
1248. I'm bid $60.
Do I hear more?Copy !req
1249. $339.88.Copy !req
1250. We won't accept any more bids.
I think that's sold...Copy !req
1251. to the little lady for $339.88!Copy !req
1252. Congratulations!Copy !req
1253. Okay, bachelors, who's next?Copy !req
1254. All right! Now, what am I
bid for this guy?Copy !req
1255. Do I hear a buck and a half?Copy !req
1256. Anybody?Copy !req
1257. 75 cents?Copy !req
1258. I bid two bits!Copy !req
1259. Sold to the lady for 25 cents.Copy !req
1260. I got him!Copy !req
1261. Phil Connors,
I thought that was you.Copy !req
1262. This is Ned Ryerson,
my new insurance agent.Copy !req
1263. I'll say.Copy !req
1264. I haven't seen him for 20 years.Copy !req
1265. He comes up and buys whole life,
term, fire, auto, dental, health...Copy !req
1266. with the optional death
and dismemberment plan.Copy !req
1267. This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
1268. - Mine too.
- Mine too.Copy !req
1269. Where are we going?Copy !req
1270. Let's not spoil it.Copy !req
1271. Let's not—
I got that.Copy !req
1272. Why can't I look?Copy !req
1273. Because you bother me a lot.Copy !req
1274. I'm getting cold.Copy !req
1275. How long do I have to sit here?Copy !req
1276. I'm giving you your money's worth.
You paid top dollar for me.Copy !req
1277. Well, I think you were a bargain.Copy !req
1278. Sweet of you to say.
You're right.Copy !req
1279. Is it finished yet?Copy !req
1280. I still have to put
cherry syrup on the top...Copy !req
1281. then we can eat it.Copy !req
1282. Come on, Phil.
I'm freezing!Copy !req
1283. One second, one second.Copy !req
1284. Let me turn it in the light.Copy !req
1285. It's amazing.Copy !req
1286. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1287. How did you do that?Copy !req
1288. I know your face so well,
I could do it with my eyes closed.Copy !req
1289. It's lovely.Copy !req
1290. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
1291. I do.Copy !req
1292. No matter what happens tomorrow...Copy !req
1293. or for the rest of my life...Copy !req
1294. I'm happy now...Copy !req
1295. because I love you.Copy !req
1296. I think I'm happy too.Copy !req
1297. Please. Not again.Copy !req
1298. - That's a great song.
- It's not.Copy !req
1299. Don't listen to this man—Copy !req
1300. It's too early.Copy !req
1301. Something is different.Copy !req
1302. Good or bad?Copy !req
1303. Anything different is good.Copy !req
1304. But this could be real good.Copy !req
1305. Why are you here?Copy !req
1306. I bought you.
I own you.Copy !req
1307. But why are you still here?Copy !req
1308. You said, "Stay,"
so I stayed.Copy !req
1309. I said, "Stay,"
so you stayed.Copy !req
1310. I can't even make a collie stay.Copy !req
1311. I got to check something.Copy !req
1312. Stay.Copy !req
1313. Stay.Copy !req
1314. They're gone!Copy !req
1315. They're all gone.Copy !req
1316. - Do you know what today is?
- No, what?Copy !req
1317. Today is tomorrow.Copy !req
1318. It happened.Copy !req
1319. - You're here.
- I'm here.Copy !req
1320. Why weren't you like this last night?
You just fell asleep.Copy !req
1321. It was the end of a very long day.Copy !req
1322. Is there anything I can do
for you today?Copy !req
1323. I'm sure I can think of something.Copy !req
1324. It's so beautiful!Copy !req
1325. Let's live here.Copy !req