1. Stop the music!Copy !req
2. - What's up, duck?
- What's up? I'll tell you what's up.Copy !req
3. I'm taking charge here,
that's what's up.Copy !req
4. Fifty years of you hogging
the spotlight is enough.Copy !req
5. I am riding the shield from now on...Copy !req
6. because I, personally,
have all the talent around here.Copy !req
7. Okay, mac, let's take it from the top.Copy !req
8. Okay, far enough.Copy !req
9. Now then. Camera! Music! Sound!Copy !req
10. Oh-ho. Very funny.Copy !req
11. You may expect to hear
from my attorneys.Copy !req
12. If I'm not gonna star in this cartoon,
let's just start the movie.Copy !req
13. Roll them!Copy !req
14. Mr. Wing?Copy !req
15. Daniel Clamp would like
to speak to you.Copy !req
16. Good morning, Mr. Wing.
Let's cut right to key issues, okay?Copy !req
17. I'll increase my offer substantially.Copy !req
18. You're attached to your business.
I appreciate that.Copy !req
19. I'm attached to mine. I develop
the biggest buildings in New York.Copy !req
20. And you sell...Copy !req
21. little things.
That's fine. Take a look.Copy !req
22. "The Clamp Chinatown Centre,
where business gets Oriented."Copy !req
23. You're the only holdout.
Here's what I'll do for you:Copy !req
24. A newsstand and souvenir concession
in the atrium.Copy !req
25. This building will be modern...Copy !req
26. from voice-activated elevators
to self-cleaning ashtrays.Copy !req
27. I'm really excited about it,
and I'd hate to see you miss out.Copy !req
28. Please, let us know
when you've made a decision.Copy !req
29. You know, I believe there's
always an area of agreement...Copy !req
30. that two people can reach.Copy !req
31. Yes. A man can always
agree with others.Copy !req
32. It is more difficult
to agree with oneself.Copy !req
33. That's very charming.Copy !req
34. Confucius...Copy !req
35. or Bruce Lee?Copy !req
36. I'm sorry. Please tell Mr. Clamp...Copy !req
37. that the answer is still no.Copy !req
38. Please...Copy !req
39. keep the TV.Copy !req
40. TV!Copy !req
41. Rambo.Copy !req
42. To survive a war,
you gotta become war.Copy !req
43. Television again.Copy !req
44. An invention for fools!Copy !req
45. I'm sorry that didn't work out.
Mr. Clamp's offer was generous.Copy !req
46. Did you hear that cough?
He's an antique.Copy !req
47. We can wait.Copy !req
48. I'm Daniel Clamp.
No New York visit is complete...Copy !req
49. without touring the world's
most automated building:Copy !req
50. Clamp Premiere Regency
Trade Centre and Retail Concourse.Copy !req
51. Headquarters of Clamp Enterprises...Copy !req
52. and CCN, Clamp Cable Network.Copy !req
53. Mr. Wing's death removes
the last obstacle...Copy !req
54. to developer Daniel Clamp's
long-delayed project.Copy !req
55. This quaint shop, which once
housed rare Oriental objects...Copy !req
56. now makes way for the future,
Daniel Clamp style.Copy !req
57. Lewis, it's like I've always said:Copy !req
58. "If you want to find something weird,
you have to go downtown."Copy !req
59. The Futtermans come
to town tomorrow.Copy !req
60. Mr. Futterman must be better
if he can travel.Copy !req
61. His wife says he is better.
He was just rattled.Copy !req
62. Having monsters drive a snowplow
through your house will do that.Copy !req
63. Well, he was almost killed.Copy !req
64. - These people are so rude!
- Honey, what time is it?Copy !req
65. God, we're late. There's a cab.Copy !req
66. - You going airport?
- No. Actually, I'm just—Copy !req
67. After all this time,
I'm still in the same job.Copy !req
68. It takes time, Billy.Copy !req
69. In Kingston Falls, I'd have been
promoted twice at the bank by now.Copy !req
70. Yeah, and you'd hate it.Copy !req
71. At least we could afford
a decent place to live. Get married.Copy !req
72. Welcome to the Clamp Entry-matic...Copy !req
73. a revolution in revolving door
precision and efficiency.Copy !req
74. Please be careful in stepping in
and out and have a powerful day.Copy !req
75. That's the story of the
Clamp Premiere Regency Centre...Copy !req
76. where one man's dream
became a reality.Copy !req
77. I hope you enjoyed today's tour.
Don't forget:Copy !req
78. Pick up Mr. Clamp's best-selling
book, I Took Manhattan...Copy !req
79. on sale right here
at our newsstand for only 19.95.Copy !req
80. And in our gift store...Copy !req
81. - Don't let them get to you.
- I won't.Copy !req
82. Billy, you're so good at your job.
Sooner or later, they'll notice.Copy !req
83. - Maybe then we can get married.
- Okay, hon.Copy !req
84. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
85. Marla, the first plan—
- The deadline's not my fault.Copy !req
86. They make me miserable, so I make
you miserable. It's a disaster.Copy !req
87. They changed the specs
and the deadline—Copy !req
88. See, this is your problem right here.
You only see your little part of it.Copy !req
89. I need a complete situational,
long-term, overview perspective.Copy !req
90. It's almost finished.
I just have a few adjustments—Copy !req
91. The courtyard looks cold.
It'd be better with trees.Copy !req
92. - Will they plant trees?
- No. But draw them.Copy !req
93. - But the—
- Elms.Copy !req
94. - But the shrubbery looks—
- This attitude doesn't work for me.Copy !req
95. Good morning, Mr. Forster.Copy !req
96. It looks like somebody hasn't read
his employee manual. Doesn't it, Mr...Copy !req
97. Peltzer.
- ... Peltzer?Copy !req
98. - Unauthorized potted plant.
- I told him about it weeks ago.Copy !req
99. - I talked to you about that plant!
- I know. I was gonna—Copy !req
100. Possible aphid infestation.Copy !req
101. - What's this?
- That's Kingston Falls. My hometown.Copy !req
102. Do you know how much
the Clamp organization has spent...Copy !req
103. to provide its employees
with art by recognized artists...Copy !req
104. at this facility? Eye-pleasing,
color-coordinated, authorized.Copy !req
105. - But it was just a little—
- A little touch. I know.Copy !req
106. Maybe everybody here
wants to do a little touch.Copy !req
107. Coffee mugs that say,
"World's Greatest Lover."Copy !req
108. The ashtray that reads, "Rest Your
Butt Here." You'd like that, right?Copy !req
109. Coming to work every day
in a $200,000,000...Copy !req
110. flea market.Copy !req
111. Billy, this is just
what I don't need right now.Copy !req
112. The department review's
in three weeks.Copy !req
113. - I just felt that—
- It's a nuclear meltdown disaster.Copy !req
114. - Marla, I am doing the best I can.
- Billy, do me a favor.Copy !req
115. Do better!Copy !req
116. We've got a low corrosivity reading.Copy !req
117. Give me a wave form on temps.Copy !req
118. Mr. Forster, I have
a potential violator, sir.Copy !req
119. That's an unauthorized break period,
friend. You don't work here anymore.Copy !req
120. Do we have a problem communicating?
You're gone. Terminated.Copy !req
121. End of medical benefits, that's right.
Clean out the desk, one hour.Copy !req
122. And thanks so much.Copy !req
123. Very nice, Frances.Copy !req
124. Alert personnel. We have a
career opportunity in level seven.Copy !req
125. Clamp Centre is the most advanced
"smart building" in America...Copy !req
126. with the latest in security,
communications and climate control.Copy !req
127. It's just one part of Mr. Clamp's
worldwide business network...Copy !req
128. which includes construction,
sports, finance...Copy !req
129. and a popular line
ofjams and jellies.Copy !req
130. For those with cable TV at home...Copy !req
131. CCN is located right here
in the building.Copy !req
132. The Attack of the Octopus People.Copy !req
133. That's tonight's movie.
And, boy, is it scary.Copy !req
134. It's so scary,
it'll uncross your eyes.Copy !req
135. It's a good thing that your
Grandpa Fred is here to protect you.Copy !req
136. - Where's the moan?
- The what?Copy !req
137. There's supposed to be a moan here
from the coffin.Copy !req
138. Then I say, "Renfield,
you want more flies?"Copy !req
139. And then I go over
to the coffin and I...Copy !req
140. Sorry, Fred.Copy !req
141. - Hey, Fred.
- Oh, hi, Billy.Copy !req
142. I heard about your new time slot.
They're making a big mistake.Copy !req
143. Mistake? Kid, it's a disaster.Copy !req
144. People who watch TV at 3:30 a.m.
don't fear the Wolfman.Copy !req
145. What scares them is getting sober
and finding work.Copy !req
146. - Look.
- Watch it with that thing.Copy !req
147. - Isn't that great?
- Sure.Copy !req
148. - You could use it on your show.
- Sure. Put it in the back, will you?Copy !req
149. Frankly, kid...Copy !req
150. this isn't what I had in mind.Copy !req
151. I went into broadcasting,
I thought I was gonna do news...Copy !req
152. public affairs...Copy !req
153. something meaningful.Copy !req
154. I don't even have a gimmick.Copy !req
155. No special effects.Copy !req
156. All I have is a cross-eyed
puppet named Igor.Copy !req
157. The elevator doors have opened.Copy !req
158. You should run classic horror movies,
like Frankenstein or Dracula.Copy !req
159. Great horror movies are in black
and white. Mr. Clamp only likes color.Copy !req
160. That guy's strange.Copy !req
161. - Have you seen him?
- Not in person.Copy !req
162. Only on that cockamamie video
they got all over.Copy !req
163. Look at this building. You know
what kind of tenants they have now?Copy !req
164. There's a genetic research
laboratory upstairs.Copy !req
165. Fooling around with animals.Copy !req
166. Last week, they took out a patent
on a new kind of gerbil.Copy !req
167. People think I'm creepy.Copy !req
168. - Can I help you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
169. - I got a delivery for Dr. Catheter.
- I can sign for it.Copy !req
170. What kind of stuff
do they do in there anyway?Copy !req
171. We're not supposed to talk about it.Copy !req
172. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
173. - Dr. Catheter, this just came for you.
- Splendid. This must be my malaria.Copy !req
174. Just rabies. I've got rabies.
I'm supposed to get the flu this week.Copy !req
175. I think we have the flu on back order.Copy !req
176. - Could I have that, Peggy?
- Oh, yes. Sure.Copy !req
177. Thank you.Copy !req
178. Back order. Back order.
All a man wants is some fresh germs.Copy !req
179. Casper, have this tissue analyzed.Copy !req
180. I am calm and centered.
I enjoy giving milk.Copy !req
181. - Martin.
- Hello, doctor.Copy !req
182. - How's the cloning coming along?
- Really well.Copy !req
183. Lewis.
- We got something for you to look at.Copy !req
184. It's interesting. I found it
downtown on my specimen scout.Copy !req
185. It's some sort of rodent, apparently.
And it seems allergic to bright light.Copy !req
186. - Cute, isn't it?
That may be genetic.Copy !req
187. - We're not sure yet.
- We're not sure.Copy !req
188. Watch this, doctor.Copy !req
189. Well, I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm ableCopy !req
190. To rock 'n' roll all nightCopy !req
191. I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm ableCopy !req
192. To rock 'n' roll all nightCopy !req
193. Come on, pretty babyCopy !req
194. We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
Till the broad daylightCopy !req
195. Because I'm ready, mm-hmCopy !req
196. And I'm able, mm-hmCopy !req
197. I'm willing and I'm able
So you better come and go with meCopy !req
198. He likes this music?Copy !req
199. - Yes.
- It's his favorite.Copy !req
200. Till tomorrow 'bout 3Copy !req
201. Not so fast, my boy.Copy !req
202. - You nearly let him get away.
- Sorry, sir.Copy !req
203. - How do you plan to proceed?
- Cell samples tomorrow.Copy !req
204. - Tissue cultures Thursday.
- And then there's body structure.Copy !req
205. And for that, my little friend...Copy !req
206. we'll just have to cut you.Copy !req
207. I can't believe she told me to put
trees on that drawing. It just—Copy !req
208. My light went out.Copy !req
209. You sat still, so the building
thinks you left. Jump around.Copy !req
210. Okay, hold on.Copy !req
211. You're right, I need—
Hello? Hello?Copy !req
212. Honey? Hello?
Kate, are you there? Kate?Copy !req
213. Nothing works around here.Copy !req
214. Excuse me? Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
215. - What?
- That music. Where'd you hear it?Copy !req
216. Oh, uh, da-da, da-da-da-da.Copy !req
217. - Isn't that by Sting?
- No. It's not by Sting. Think.Copy !req
218. Oh, hey, I know. I was up
in that laboratory. You know, on 51.Copy !req
219. And somebody was humming it.Copy !req
220. Hi, I hear your copier's down.Copy !req
221. - Oh, it is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
222. - It's back there.
- Thank you.Copy !req
223. We're ready, doctor.Copy !req
224. This is the most interesting
bioelectrical work I've done.Copy !req
225. Just think. Millions of rats in
New York, and everyone hates them.Copy !req
226. But if one of them could power
a portable radio for a month...Copy !req
227. Gizmo, I'm here.Copy !req
228. Watch this, doctor.Copy !req
229. Definite progress, gentlemen.Copy !req
230. Shh. Be quiet.Copy !req
231. If only we could make it safe
to touch them.Copy !req
232. Still, they'd be good
in flashlights, wouldn't they?Copy !req
233. Where there's flashlights,
there's dark.Copy !req
234. And they like the dark.Copy !req
235. - Theodore! How'd you get out?
- Alvin, put down that DNA!Copy !req
236. Mister, welcome to the men's room.Copy !req
237. Hey, pal, I sure hope
you washed those hands.Copy !req
238. Hey, guy, how you doing?Copy !req
239. Did you miss me?Copy !req
240. Yeah. Me too.Copy !req
241. So, what are you doing here?
What were those guys doing to you?Copy !req
242. Wow. That bad, huh?Copy !req
243. Uh-huh.Copy !req
244. You wanna come out?
Come here. It's okay.Copy !req
245. Come with me. I got you.
I'll take care of you.Copy !req
246. Everything's gonna be fine.Copy !req
247. - What is this? A black armband?
- Armband.Copy !req
248. Is that what happened to the man
who took care of you?Copy !req
249. You've got to be quiet. You don't want
to go back to the laboratory, do you?Copy !req
250. So do me a favor.
Get down there and don't say anything.Copy !req
251. I'll come back and take you home
as soon as possible.Copy !req
252. Okay, that's a good boy. Bye-bye.Copy !req
253. It's him! He's here!Copy !req
254. Oh, Giz, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay? How's your hand?Copy !req
255. Look, he's here. You have to get down.Copy !req
256. I'm Marla Bloodstone, the department
head here. If there's anything I can—Copy !req
257. That's okay. Everybody just relax.Copy !req
258. Go on about what you'd
be doing normally.Copy !req
259. I know I haven't been here before,
but that'll change. I'll be more...Copy !req
260. hands-on with these
operations from now on.Copy !req
261. - Hey. This is excellent!
Isn't that terrific?Copy !req
262. You've captured the whole
essence of the project.Copy !req
263. Look at the kids with the kites.
That's warmth. I like warmth.Copy !req
264. - What's your name?
- Billy. William Peltzer, sir.Copy !req
265. Bill, huh? That's what we need here,
people who produce.Copy !req
266. Lose those trees, though. With elm,
people think "Dutch,"disease."Copy !req
267. - Absolutely.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
268. What's with that drawer?Copy !req
269. It's automatic. It opens now and then
in case you need something.Copy !req
270. Hm.Copy !req
271. I didn't know about that.Copy !req
272. - Hey! What's that?
- Did you hear that?Copy !req
273. "People who produce."Copy !req
274. He called you Bill. This is very big.Copy !req
275. This is a career opportunity
advancement window. For both of us.Copy !req
276. - Do you really think so?
- Clearly. We can talk at dinner.Copy !req
277. - Great. Sometime next—
- Tonight.Copy !req
278. - I can't.
- I have something too.Copy !req
279. A brochure for the Archery Channel.Copy !req
280. It's a total suicide,
red-alert, deadline emergency.Copy !req
281. You know what? I'm letting it go
to have dinner with you.Copy !req
282. I just can't leave
on such short notice.Copy !req
283. What is with that drawer, Billy?Copy !req
284. - You keeping a pet in there?
- I'm allergic to pets.Copy !req
285. It's good Mr. Clamp likes you
because— Let me see.Copy !req
286. Maybe tonight would be the best.Copy !req
287. There's a chic new Canadian restaurant.
They clean the fish at your table.Copy !req
288. - Really? That sounds terrific.
- Just let me grab my bag.Copy !req
289. Now, listen. I have to go.Copy !req
290. I'll send someone to pick you up.
So just stay put.Copy !req
291. Billy.
- Yeah—Copy !req
292. Ready?Copy !req
293. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sure, I'm ready.Copy !req
294. We may see Woody.
They say he eats there incessantly.Copy !req
295. - Katie?
Hi, honey. I'm almost ready.Copy !req
296. - I just gotta punch out.
- Hi.Copy !req
297. I'm not able to go out
with you tonight. I'm sorry.Copy !req
298. - I've got a meeting with some people.
- A meeting? Great.Copy !req
299. Listen, I got a big favor
to ask of you.Copy !req
300. - Gizmo's here and he—
- That furry thing?Copy !req
301. Yeah. He's up in my desk drawer.Copy !req
302. Don't do that.
I hate it when you do that.Copy !req
303. - There's good news.
- What?Copy !req
304. You get to take him home.Copy !req
305. - Take him home? Our home?
- Yes.Copy !req
306. Billy.Copy !req
307. - No!
- Why not?Copy !req
308. What if they start
running around New York?Copy !req
309. They won't, I promise.
Just obey the rules.Copy !req
310. - The rules!
- Remember the first one?Copy !req
311. Don't expose them to bright light
because it kills them.Copy !req
312. Right.Copy !req
313. - The second rule—
- Don't let them get wet?Copy !req
314. That's right.Copy !req
315. The third one is, don't
let them eat after midnight.Copy !req
316. - That's very good, honey.
- Wait!Copy !req
317. Tonight, on the Clamp
Cable Classic Movie Channel...Copy !req
318. don't miss Casablanca, now in
full color with a happier ending.Copy !req
319. With Clamp's annual salary, if he goes
to the bathroom for 30 seconds...Copy !req
320. the man's earning $375
while he stands there.Copy !req
321. What can he do?
Can he fix an elevator?Copy !req
322. What does it cost
the company for me...Copy !req
323. to get a drink of water,
.0003 cents?Copy !req
324. I tell you... A taste
of the wrench for you, my friend.Copy !req
325. I said not to put new units in.
They don't listen.Copy !req
326. They listen to that guy they pay
$375 to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
327. I remember the Sip-master Mark IV.Copy !req
328. That was a fabulous drinking fountain.
You could squirt it six months...Copy !req
329. and it'd still
be shooting straight.Copy !req
330. But those dancing days are done.Copy !req
331. The hell with it.Copy !req
332. I'm not being paranoid.
The guy's after my job.Copy !req
333. That's how it is these days.
All politics.Copy !req
334. It's the law of the jungle
around here.Copy !req
335. Young guys only care
about one thing, okay? Power.Copy !req
336. I'm talking about ruthless.Copy !req
337. Gizmo, ca-ca!Copy !req
338. Will the owner of the car
with license number 1AG401 ...Copy !req
339. please remove it from the parking
garage? Your car is old and dirty.Copy !req
340. - State your desired floor number.
- Forty-six, please.Copy !req
341. The elevator doors have opened.
Please leave.Copy !req
342. Gizmo.Copy !req
343. How'd you get up there?Copy !req
344. Billy said to take you home,
so I'm just—Copy !req
345. I'll put you in my purse
until we're out of the building.Copy !req
346. Hello.Copy !req
347. Here we go.Copy !req
348. Gizmo, you're so hyper.Copy !req
349. I guess New York does that to people.Copy !req
350. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
351. Legs.Copy !req
352. So did you always know
you wanted to be an artist?Copy !req
353. I always knew I liked to draw.Copy !req
354. When I was a kid, I drew comics.
I had this box of crayons—Copy !req
355. I had crayons!Copy !req
356. I used them to write memos
to the other kids. Even then, I knew.Copy !req
357. That's really something.Copy !req
358. We're finally getting to know each
other. You can't do that in an office.Copy !req
359. - It's all business.
- Exactly!Copy !req
360. Let's talk about your relationship
to Mr. Clamp. Your access.Copy !req
361. I see a future. I see corner offices,
embossed letterhead.Copy !req
362. I see us swallowing
the publicity department.Copy !req
363. Really? Wow...Copy !req
364. Gosh. I'm feeling so vulnerable
with you, Billy.Copy !req
365. I've never talked
about these feelings before.Copy !req
366. When art and business join forces,
anything can happen.Copy !req
367. I definitely feel we should join...Copy !req
368. forces.Copy !req
369. Sir?Copy !req
370. This is a Canadian dessert,
chocolate mousse.Copy !req
371. Can I cut you an antler?Copy !req
372. No, thank you.Copy !req
373. You okay?
You want another Molson, eh?Copy !req
374. No, thanks. Really, I'm fine.Copy !req
375. I gotta go. I got this appointment.
I'm in a hurry.Copy !req
376. - I'm sorry about your stocking.
- That's okay, Billy.Copy !req
377. - See you tomorrow.
- Yeah, great.Copy !req
378. How about some horn?Copy !req
379. Okay, Gizmo.Copy !req
380. Billy said to feed you before midnight.
He didn't say what you like.Copy !req
381. I hope this is okay.
It's chicken and mashed potatoes—Copy !req
382. Oh, God!Copy !req
383. Try to be a little more careful
around here, okay?Copy !req
384. We don't have money to replace things.Copy !req
385. There you go.Copy !req
386. - What are you—?
- Bingo!Copy !req
387. Yikes!Copy !req
388. - Who is it?
Open up, honey. It's me.Copy !req
389. - Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Hi.Copy !req
390. It's okay.Copy !req
391. What happened to you?Copy !req
392. How was your meeting?Copy !req
393. It was fine. Where's Gizmo?Copy !req
394. - He's in the kitchen.
- Great. Did you feed him?Copy !req
395. - Sort of.
- Giz, guess who's...Copy !req
396. Bull's-eye!
- ... home.Copy !req
397. Gizmo?Copy !req
398. - Where'd you find him?
- Your office, where you said.Copy !req
399. This is not Gizmo.Copy !req
400. - We have to go back.
- You said no more—Copy !req
401. There won't be,
if they don't eat after midnight.Copy !req
402. But look at him.Copy !req
403. He's wired.Copy !req
404. We have to take him with us.Copy !req
405. No...Copy !req
406. - Honey, get my bag!
- Okay.Copy !req
407. - Great.
- Who could that be? It's late.Copy !req
408. - Should I get it?
- You better get it.Copy !req
409. - If you wanna get out, be quiet.
Who is it?Copy !req
410. That's better.Copy !req
411. Surprise!Copy !req
412. Mr. And Mrs. Futterman!
Weren't you coming tomorrow?Copy !req
413. The guys in my old outfit
changed the reunion date.Copy !req
414. - We had to get on a Greyhound.
- Thirty-two hours.Copy !req
415. - Sorry for coming so late.
- That's okay.Copy !req
416. Can I get you coffee or tea?Copy !req
417. - Little piggers!
- Oh, yeah, the cake blew up.Copy !req
418. Billy, this is some crazy city.
We tried to get a cab.Copy !req
419. You know they got Russians
driving cabs?Copy !req
420. What if someone got in with
a briefcase full of atomic secrets?Copy !req
421. Murray, remember what Dr. Kaplan said.
We're going to be nice and calm.Copy !req
422. He was a little distressed after
what happened with those—Copy !req
423. I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
424. I was jumpy for a while, that's all.
What was that?Copy !req
425. It's all right, dear. I heard it too.Copy !req
426. Of course you did!Copy !req
427. The thing is, you can't stay tonight.
I'd love it if you could.Copy !req
428. It's just, the building is being...Copy !req
429. - ... fumigated.
- Being renovated.Copy !req
430. - Mice and stuff.
- Rats.Copy !req
431. No sweat. We'll book into a hotel.Copy !req
432. - You know, mice and bugs—
- Hey, that's okay.Copy !req
433. You can't be too careful.
There's all kinds of foreign bugs.Copy !req
434. Your mom baked you an apple pie.Copy !req
435. Thanks.Copy !req
436. Someone sat on it.
I'm sure it'll taste okay.Copy !req
437. Your dad's got some new inventions.
Reversible toilet paper.Copy !req
438. We'll call you tomorrow
and have dinner.Copy !req
439. - Okay, great.
- Good! Marvelous.Copy !req
440. - Tomorrow.
- Bye. I'm sorry.Copy !req
441. - That's okay.
Welcome to New York!Copy !req
442. Okay, that's a Kona praline
with kiwis and peanut butter cups?Copy !req
443. Wait. Are the
peanut butter cups all-natural?Copy !req
444. I'm not sure. Are the
peanut butter cups all-natural?Copy !req
445. I know they're pesticide-free.Copy !req
446. It's not the same.
They put other things in.Copy !req
447. It comes off when they roast them.Copy !req
448. Roasting is the worst.Copy !req
449. Where they don't roast,
they have 70 percent less death.Copy !req
450. Sure that isn't pickling?Copy !req
451. How can you work with this
and not read studies?Copy !req
452. It's a rat!Copy !req
453. - Oh, my God!
- What's going on?Copy !req
454. - Did she say there are rats?
- No rats.Copy !req
455. That's not what she said.Copy !req
456. The Entry-matic doors
are being upgraded to serve you better.Copy !req
457. Please use the manual doors
for your entering and exiting needs.Copy !req
458. A head came up, with big ears.
There was a thing in the topping.Copy !req
459. - What kind of thing?
- A furry thing.Copy !req
460. It's supposed to be health food.Copy !req
461. I want damages!Copy !req
462. - They've eaten after midnight.
- Come on.Copy !req
463. Sorry I brought the wrong one home.Copy !req
464. It's my fault. I shouldn't have left
Gizmo. We gotta find him.Copy !req
465. It's along here.Copy !req
466. There. That's where the water
comes into the building.Copy !req
467. Give me video.Copy !req
468. Security.Copy !req
469. At least we can keep them
from getting wet.Copy !req
470. Hold it! Get the hell out of there.Copy !req
471. Move it! Come on, move!Copy !req
472. Looks like I caught a terrorist.
What's in the bag?Copy !req
473. - Nothing.
- Yeah? Let's look at that nothing.Copy !req
474. - I wouldn't do this if I were you.
- But you aren't me, are you?Copy !req
475. - We gotta find him before he eats.
- He already ate.Copy !req
476. There are more of them.
We gotta shut the building down.Copy !req
477. We?Copy !req
478. We? We!Copy !req
479. No, "we" gotta get the cops
and put you in a rubber room.Copy !req
480. I'm not crazy. They're dangerous.Copy !req
481. I've dealt with them.
They wreck things.Copy !req
482. They wreck things!Copy !req
483. Remember Kingston Falls?
I remember the Kingston Trio.Copy !req
484. Let's go, kids. We're home, let's go.
This way. Over here.Copy !req
485. - How did you get me out?
- With next month's rent.Copy !req
486. - What time is it?
- Around 6:30.Copy !req
487. They probably made
their cocoons by now.Copy !req
488. - How long do they take to hatch?
- Not long enough. Come on.Copy !req
489. Echo!Copy !req
490. Gizmo, ca-ca!Copy !req
491. Centre is experiencing
illumination system difficulties.Copy !req
492. Please try not to notice.Copy !req
493. The building is completely
screwed up today.Copy !req
494. I know, Fred.Copy !req
495. Sure. You're young.Copy !req
496. You know everything.Copy !req
497. Bright light.
We'll need some of these.Copy !req
498. Con Ed.Copy !req
499. Gizmo, zap, zap!Copy !req
500. I have to go to systems control.Copy !req
501. - Kate, you're up.
- Good morning, Billy.Copy !req
502. Oh, hi.Copy !req
503. Last night was wonderful.
We have to do it again.Copy !req
504. Marla, this is Kate.Copy !req
505. My goodness, I have to go right away.
Hello.Copy !req
506. - Hi.
- Cute hat.Copy !req
507. Honey, that's my boss.
That's the woman I work with.Copy !req
508. If we get through today alive,
you're in big trouble.Copy !req
509. But you don't think that—Copy !req
510. Great.Copy !req
511. - Peltzer—!
- I need to speak with you.Copy !req
512. You got arrested but you've come back.
Miss us?Copy !req
513. - You gotta evacuate the building.
- Why?Copy !req
514. There are creatures in it.
They start out small and furry.Copy !req
515. If they eat after midnight,
they form cocoons—Copy !req
516. - You're having a psychotic episode.
- You gotta listen.Copy !req
517. This is good.
They're furry, then they have cocoons.Copy !req
518. They eat, then cocoon.Copy !req
519. Sure. You're going into a cocoon,
you wanna eat first.Copy !req
520. Now we're in the nerve center
of Clamp Cable Network.Copy !req
521. - Mr. Katsuji, please get back in line.
- Please.Copy !req
522. If we're very quiet, we can watch
a program being videotaped.Copy !req
523. Right this way.Copy !req
524. This week we have our special
Salute to Luncheon Meats.Copy !req
525. Many of you have written, asking
how to zing up party appetizers.Copy !req
526. I'm very excited about this recipe.
It's so piquant with sherry.Copy !req
527. Some people use a dash.Copy !req
528. I use a lot.Copy !req
529. So let's just plunge into our
hors d'oeuvres, shall we?Copy !req
530. You know, these bologna
and bean dip roll-ups...Copy !req
531. are so easy
when friends drop over.Copy !req
532. Okay, wait. What if one of them eats
something at 1 1 :00...Copy !req
533. - ... but something sticks in his teeth?
- A caraway or a sesame seed.Copy !req
534. And after 12, it comes out.
He didn't eat it after midnight.Copy !req
535. - I didn't make the rules.
- Rules?Copy !req
536. What if they're in an airplane
and they cross a time zone?Copy !req
537. It's always midnight somewhere.Copy !req
538. - Peltzer, is this...?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
539. - Take this, in case it comes back.
- Right.Copy !req
540. Before microwaves,
this used to take forever.Copy !req
541. But now, we can make the same...Copy !req
542. tuna-noodle-cheese-product
chowder surprise...Copy !req
543. in just a few minutes.Copy !req
544. Now, let's just move down...Copy !req
545. What's that?Copy !req
546. What is that?Copy !req
547. Huh? Must be a brownout.Copy !req
548. We'll do an edit. Pick it up there.Copy !req
549. Oh, well. The show must go on.Copy !req
550. So let's ladle up
some of our chowder-noodle—Copy !req
551. Run for your lives! Monster!Copy !req
552. Microwave!Copy !req
553. You see what these monsters are doing?Copy !req
554. They're throwing metal utensils into
the microwave! You can't do that!Copy !req
555. Uh-oh.Copy !req
556. Stay here and die!Copy !req
557. Wait. Wait! What is it? Wait!Copy !req
558. - Mr. Katsuji!
- I need a Polaroid.Copy !req
559. It's not part of the program!Copy !req
560. Something weird
is going on in Studio D.Copy !req
561. Punch it up on the stack.Copy !req
562. I show brownouts
in five more locations.Copy !req
563. Climate control malfunction,
floors 15 and 16.Copy !req
564. What's going on?Copy !req
565. The pest infestation monitor
is reading critical.Copy !req
566. What is that?
That could be rats, right?Copy !req
567. No, sir. I'm afraid it's not.Copy !req
568. Whatever they are, they've gotta
respect the chain of command.Copy !req
569. Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo!Copy !req
570. Light bright! Light bright!Copy !req
571. Please state your desired floor.Copy !req
572. Thirty-eight.Copy !req
573. Thirty-eight.Copy !req
574. Thirty-eight! Thirty-eight...Copy !req
575. Going up!Copy !req
576. Elevator, stop.Copy !req
577. Sound alarm.Copy !req
578. Betty, did you finish
shredding my mail?Copy !req
579. I'm just finishing, Mr. Clamp.
- Good.Copy !req
580. Um...Copy !req
581. Let's...Copy !req
582. Let's do some memos.Copy !req
583. First, one to Frager,
in public relations.Copy !req
584. Have the people in Chinatown
give a street festival.Copy !req
585. A spontaneous flood of appreciation
for all I've done for the community.Copy !req
586. We could have those dragons.
Those big dragons with the guys inside.Copy !req
587. - And maybe we could have a parade.
Yum-yum!Copy !req
588. Call that big department store.
They got lots of floats.Copy !req
589. They keep them in a warehouse
in New Jersey.Copy !req
590. I think I own that.Copy !req
591. A, B, C, D, J, K...Copy !req
592. Coffee?Copy !req
593. Let go of my tie!Copy !req
594. Bill!
- Mr. Clamp, sir, are you okay?Copy !req
595. Yeah, I think so. I hate
using these machines myself.Copy !req
596. - Sir, we have a problem—
- We have a situation— Oh, my God.Copy !req
597. We have to evacuate the building
and close it down.Copy !req
598. - That's ridiculous.
- Before sundown.Copy !req
599. - What happens at sundown?
- They hate sunlight. It kills them.Copy !req
600. When it gets dark,
they'll try to leave the building—Copy !req
601. Calm down. He should be in custody.
He's dangerous.Copy !req
602. This thing, that's dangerous.
This guy's from the art department.Copy !req
603. Ask him how he knows
about these things.Copy !req
604. How do you know about them?Copy !req
605. - This animal was in the genetics lab—
- I said it could be a problem tenant.Copy !req
606. We could have had three shrinks
and a plastic surgeon. Here.Copy !req
607. Make a wish!Copy !req
608. Hair!Copy !req
609. Going down!Copy !req
610. Second floor, lingerie.Copy !req
611. The elevator doors
have opened. Watch your step.Copy !req
612. We'll...
We'll get the next one.Copy !req
613. - You don't think it had rabies?
- No.Copy !req
614. - We must stop them from getting wet.
- No, we have to put a lid on it.Copy !req
615. No cops, no media.
We'll handle this ourselves.Copy !req
616. - You go down to systems control.
- But there might be physical danger.Copy !req
617. You're supposed to handle bugs.Copy !req
618. Well, I'd call these some goddamn
major bugs, wouldn't you? Huh?Copy !req
619. Right. Okay. But I don't think
I should try it without an expert.Copy !req
620. Let's go, Peltzer.Copy !req
621. Three, two, one. Cue Leonard.Copy !req
622. Hi. I'm Leonard Maltin,
and this is The Movie Police.Copy !req
623. First, our video watch.Copy !req
624. Just rereleased on video is Gremlins,
though I can't imagine why.Copy !req
625. I know some people found it fun, but
I'd rather have root canal work done.Copy !req
626. What's fun about a movie full of ugly,
mean-spirited monsters...Copy !req
627. who attack innocent people?Copy !req
628. Are we so desperate for entertainment
that this trash passes for fun?Copy !req
629. Whoa! Wait a minute!
I was just kidding! Ow! A 10, it's a 10!Copy !req
630. Look at this. I've been working on
making tomatoes tougher for shipping.Copy !req
631. - That's terrific!
- Topnotch! How do they taste?Copy !req
632. That's the best part. We've already
had calls from two airline chefs.Copy !req
633. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
634. - Did somebody leave something out?
- Not I.Copy !req
635. It's eating my vegetable medley.Copy !req
636. What's that noise?
I think they're laughing.Copy !req
637. - Reptiles don't laugh!
- They're not reptiles.Copy !req
638. Then what are they?
A virus?Copy !req
639. What on earth is going on?Copy !req
640. I leave you alone for five minutes,
and what do I find when I get back?Copy !req
641. Utter chaos.Copy !req
642. Is that the brain hormone
that creature's drinking?Copy !req
643. Good boy. Nice boy.Copy !req
644. There's a good creature.
Now, let's talk this over.Copy !req
645. I can get you diseases.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
646. Perhaps not.Copy !req
647. I wanna talk...Copy !req
648. about what's going on in here.Copy !req
649. There are some fascinating
ramifications for the future.Copy !req
650. When you introduce genetic
material to our life form...Copy !req
651. which is possessed of a sort of...Copy !req
652. I hesitate to say "atavism"...Copy !req
653. but let us say
an aggressive nature.Copy !req
654. That fellow over there is a common bat
of the order of Chiroptera.Copy !req
655. The only mammals, I might add,
capable of true flight.Copy !req
656. Genetic sun block.Copy !req
657. Yes.Copy !req
658. Might I have a word with you?
My friend, you have potential.Copy !req
659. I wanna help you be all
that you can be. May I?Copy !req
660. As you're aware, sunlight poses
a problem for our ethnic group.Copy !req
661. We don't tan or burn.Copy !req
662. We become a rather unappetizing
photochemical leftover.Copy !req
663. Thus this formula, designed for those
of the nocturnal persuasion...Copy !req
664. to make bright light no problem
whatever.Copy !req
665. That'll be useful
where you'll be going.Copy !req
666. Where he'll be going?Copy !req
667. All they have to do is eat children,
there'd be appalling publicity.Copy !req
668. There it is. The Apple.
The city so nice they named it twice.Copy !req
669. Check it out one time, won't you?Copy !req
670. Catch it! Don't let it go!Copy !req
671. - Down!
- Down!Copy !req
672. Here in Manhattan...Copy !req
673. there's been a steady stream
of mechanical problems...Copy !req
674. at the Clamp Centre
office building in midtown...Copy !req
675. Buy! Buy! Buy!
Sell! Sell! Sell!Copy !req
676. I'd say it's a full-scale panic.Copy !req
677. Are you having a run on the banks yet?
It's brutal here.Copy !req
678. We're telling clients to invest
in canned food and shotguns.Copy !req
679. Please take a
moment to locate the nearest exit.Copy !req
680. Go through it quickly because
of the danger in the building.Copy !req
681. Please take personal belongings
with you.Copy !req
682. Take care not to step on
any of the people...Copy !req
683. attempting to leave the building.Copy !req
684. Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!Copy !req
685. Untamed element,
giver of warmth, destroyer of forests.Copy !req
686. - This building is on fire.
- What?Copy !req
687. The building is on fire.
Leave the building.Copy !req
688. Enact the age-old drama
of self-preservation.Copy !req
689. Fire! Fire!Copy !req
690. Oh, Murray,
the cathedral of Saint Eva Marie.Copy !req
691. - What a beautiful building!
Beautiful?Copy !req
692. It's like something
out of the Dark Ages.Copy !req
693. Hey, Quasimodo, you home?Copy !req
694. Hey...Copy !req
695. - It's one of them!
- Who?Copy !req
696. Get off!Copy !req
697. It's just a flesh wound, Murray!Copy !req
698. - Hurry up, Lewis!
- I'm coming, Martin!Copy !req
699. The horror. The horror. The breakage!Copy !req
700. Sir, what happened?Copy !req
701. They fought back,
that's what happened.Copy !req
702. Things.Copy !req
703. Stuff.Copy !req
704. I swear, I'll never hurt
anything again.Copy !req
705. Some things man isn't meant to splice.Copy !req
706. - A problem tenant.
- Calm down.Copy !req
707. - We won't renew your lease.
- Where are they?Copy !req
708. Don't patronize me! I saw them.Copy !req
709. - But where?
- In my laboratory, the Splice of Life.Copy !req
710. Stupid name. But it wasn't my idea.Copy !req
711. Tweet, tweet.Copy !req
712. Bunny rabbit.Copy !req
713. Watch this, watch this:Copy !req
714. "Fourscore and seven years ago..."Copy !req
715. Nudie, nudie, nudie!Copy !req
716. Mom, I wanna see the Gremlins!Copy !req
717. Sir, I can't believe this.
This is worse than the first one.Copy !req
718. We just show these movies,
we don't make them.Copy !req
719. But—Copy !req
720. I quit. Call the union,
the National Guard.Copy !req
721. Those things took over the projector.Copy !req
722. All they wanna see
is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.Copy !req
723. Enough!Copy !req
724. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
725. Mr. Hulk, we have Gremlins
in the projection booth.Copy !req
726. - Could you help us?
- Gremlins? In this theater? Now?Copy !req
727. Okay, you guys, listen up. People
paid good money to see this movie.Copy !req
728. When they go out to a theater,
they want cold sodas, hot popcorn...Copy !req
729. and no monsters
in the projection booth.Copy !req
730. Do I have to come up there?Copy !req
731. Can the Gremsters stand up
to the Hulkster?Copy !req
732. If I were you, I'd run the rest
of Gremlins 2 right now!Copy !req
733. Sorry, folks. It won't happen again.Copy !req
734. —I'm outside the Clamp Centre
office building...Copy !req
735. where something strange
is taking place inside, though—Copy !req
736. —been a day Mr. Clamp
would like to forget.Copy !req
737. —talking about green creatures.Copy !req
738. Police are not permitting
any news media inside.Copy !req
739. Once we are allowed in...Copy !req
740. we'll broadcast live
from inside the building.Copy !req
741. Live...Copy !req
742. from inside.Copy !req
743. Hey, you! Come here.Copy !req
744. No! Can you work a TV camera?Copy !req
745. Work a camera? I am a camera!Copy !req
746. Oh, good! Come with me.Copy !req
747. No, this way. This way.Copy !req
748. I know, you think I'm insane.Copy !req
749. No, if you were, we couldn't sue you.Copy !req
750. - Oh, my God.
- You see?Copy !req
751. This is a complete failure...Copy !req
752. of management.Copy !req
753. They're eating the genetic stuff.Copy !req
754. Years of research,
patents, experiments!Copy !req
755. Are there any bright lights here?Copy !req
756. They've broken them all. But I do
have some small assault weapons.Copy !req
757. What a hunk!Copy !req
758. - Don't be afraid of your feelings!
- Help!Copy !req
759. It's a hobby I knew
would come in handy.Copy !req
760. I got ordnance here that can
drop a charging puma at 50 feet.Copy !req
761. Oh, why can't you commit?Copy !req
762. That's what these things need,
a taste of—Copy !req
763. Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
764. To survive a war,
you gotta become war.Copy !req
765. Jimmy, come back here, Jimmy.Copy !req
766. Let us in there.
We'll take responsibility.Copy !req
767. Most people are out anyway.Copy !req
768. - What's in there? I've been to Beirut.
- I bet they miss you there.Copy !req
769. The important thing is
to keep this out of the media.Copy !req
770. They get you to say something...Copy !req
771. then they twist and embellish it,
and before you know it—Copy !req
772. —live, exclusively
over the Clamp News Channel...Copy !req
773. from the lobby,
where this invasion...Copy !req
774. by strange creatures,
perhaps from another galaxy...Copy !req
775. or from a dimensional warp...Copy !req
776. has run riot through this building,
sending people...Copy !req
777. Dracula?Copy !req
778. —these horrible little green
monsters in that building there!Copy !req
779. You can't do that...Copy !req
780. - Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold it! No water.
- What?Copy !req
781. That's not a fire in there.
They're Gremlins.Copy !req
782. You get them wet, they'll multiply.
I know how to deal with them.Copy !req
783. Sure, pal. Why don't you calm down?
Just take it easy.Copy !req
784. Don't talk to me like I'm crazy.
I'm not crazy!Copy !req
785. I was never crazy. I'm fine.Copy !req
786. Let me in there!Copy !req
787. Bill, any progress?
Just tell me there's progress.Copy !req
788. Things are really bad out there.Copy !req
789. Bad? Only one of my channels
is still on the air.Copy !req
790. There are human beings
in the building.Copy !req
791. Do you know what kind of lawsuits
we're looking at?Copy !req
792. Yes, I know, but—Copy !req
793. All of our operators are busy.Copy !req
794. Your call will be handled
in the order received.Copy !req
795. - What is that?
- One of those things.Copy !req
796. - They come in electric too?
- They do now.Copy !req
797. He's in the phone system on hold.Copy !req
798. I thought this would
never run. Maybe it will, now.Copy !req
799. Because of the end of
civilization, CCN now leaves the air.Copy !req
800. We hope you have enjoyed
our programming.Copy !req
801. But more importantly,
we hope you have enjoyed life.Copy !req
802. - It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Yes, sir. It's very uplifting.Copy !req
803. Is there any way to turn the clocks
ahead in the building three hours?Copy !req
804. There's nothing we can't do. Why?Copy !req
805. Sunlight kills them.Copy !req
806. If we can fool them into thinking
the sun has gone down...Copy !req
807. they may go to the lobby.Copy !req
808. Right! The front doors are the only
way out of the building.Copy !req
809. - The sun sets at 7:32.
- Then we should move at 4:20.Copy !req
810. I like that!
We have information they don't have.Copy !req
811. That's how you take somebody out.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
812. Won't they see the sun's still out?Copy !req
813. - You'll have to take care of that.
- Me?Copy !req
814. - Set it up from the outside.
- Good!Copy !req
815. I finally get to use my secret exit.Copy !req
816. - You know, sir?
- Yes?Copy !req
817. If you pull this off,
you could save the city.Copy !req
818. Save the city? "Developer Saves City."
I like that!Copy !req
819. Is anyone still employed
in this charming facility?Copy !req
820. I need light in my office. Now!Copy !req
821. At Clamp Enterprises
we want you to achieve all you can.Copy !req
822. Turn on the lights in my office.Copy !req
823. You want me to work in the dark?Copy !req
824. This is new.Copy !req
825. Phoebe, come on, hurry!Copy !req
826. Hey, that's Clamp! Let's go!Copy !req
827. - Has the building been evacuated?
- Is it on fire?Copy !req
828. That's a false alarm.
We've just got some problems.Copy !req
829. You got a guy in there in a Dracula suit,
broadcasting stuff with green monsters.Copy !req
830. - Are you trying to panic the city?
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
831. - So they are real?
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
832. What are you saying?
What I always say.Copy !req
833. Murray?Copy !req
834. Gizmo? Gizmo...Copy !req
835. As you probably know—Copy !req
836. As you probably know,
an entire race of strange beings...Copy !req
837. has invaded the building.Copy !req
838. And in an even more bizarre twist,
one of the creatures—Copy !req
839. "Creatures." Is that accurate?Copy !req
840. —that one of these creatures
is able to talk...Copy !req
841. and he's going to talk
with us right now.Copy !req
842. The main question people have is:Copy !req
843. Creature, what is it that you want?Copy !req
844. Fred, what we want...Copy !req
845. is what you and your viewers have,
civilization.Copy !req
846. Yes, but what sort of civilization
are you speaking of?Copy !req
847. The niceties. The fine points.Copy !req
848. Diplomacy, compassion, standards,
manners, tradition.Copy !req
849. That's what we reach toward.Copy !req
850. We may stumble on the way,
but civilization, yes.Copy !req
851. The Geneva Convention, Susan Sontag.Copy !req
852. Everything you've worked hard
to accomplish, we aspire to.Copy !req
853. We wanna be civilized.
Take a look at this fellow here.Copy !req
854. Now, was that civilized? Clearly not.Copy !req
855. Fun, but in no sense civilized.Copy !req
856. None of us has been
in New York before.Copy !req
857. We have to learn how to get
tickets for shows.Copy !req
858. There's street crime,
but we can watch that for free.Copy !req
859. We want the essentials.
Dinettes, bedroom groups...Copy !req
860. credit even if we've
been turned down before.Copy !req
861. Take it easy with that thing.
Be careful up there!Copy !req
862. What's that thing for?Copy !req
863. These things can only come out
when it's dark.Copy !req
864. We set the clocks ahead.
When they think it's sunset...Copy !req
865. and see what a nice night it is,
they'll muster in the lobby.Copy !req
866. We drop this thing, the sunlight'll
pour through here and fry them!Copy !req
867. Sure.Copy !req
868. - Is it safe?
- Help!Copy !req
869. - Billy!
- Huh?Copy !req
870. I hate these little things!Copy !req
871. - You okay, Billy?
- Yeah. Get me out of here.Copy !req
872. - Billy?
Could I get some help here?Copy !req
873. I'm trapped in adhesive
polymer material...Copy !req
874. and I'm on deadline!Copy !req
875. Darling, it's you!
Thank God you're here.Copy !req
876. Well, I could help you,
or I could just leave you here.Copy !req
877. Listen, about Billy. Nothing happened.Copy !req
878. I asked him out to dinner.
It was strictly business.Copy !req
879. Okay, it wasn't completely business,
I'll be honest.Copy !req
880. It'll be an openness thing.Copy !req
881. I had designs on him.
I didn't get to first base. Okay?Copy !req
882. - It'll do.
- What a wonderfully prepared woman.Copy !req
883. Gizmo.Copy !req
884. What happened to him?Copy !req
885. I don't know.
I guess they pushed him too far.Copy !req
886. - If they get out—
- We'll stop them, Billy.Copy !req
887. Don't give up now.Copy !req
888. Washington didn't.
Lincoln—Copy !req
889. - Please!
- What?Copy !req
890. Don't mention Lincoln.Copy !req
891. A terrible thing happened
to me once on Lincoln's birthday.Copy !req
892. I was 6 or 7.Copy !req
893. I had the day off from school.
Mama let me go to the park.Copy !req
894. She made me a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. That's all I ever ate.Copy !req
895. A man with a beard and hat—
Looked just like Abe Lincoln.Copy !req
896. Honey, we don't have
time for this now.Copy !req
897. I remember— Oh, God.
He said, "Hello, little girl."Copy !req
898. Is everybody here?Copy !req
899. All right, then!Copy !req
900. Start spreadin' the newsCopy !req
901. I'm leavin' todayCopy !req
902. I wanna be a part of itCopy !req
903. New York, New York, yes, sirCopy !req
904. These vagabond shoesCopy !req
905. Are longing to strayCopy !req
906. And step around the heart of itCopy !req
907. New York, New YorkCopy !req
908. These guys aren't bad.Copy !req
909. Incredible as it seems,
ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
910. after their bizarre, bloodcurdling
rampage of destruction...Copy !req
911. these strange creatures now appear
to be mounting what seems to be...Copy !req
912. a musical number.Copy !req
913. They're near the doors.Copy !req
914. Don't worry. Soon Mr. Clamp
will drop the cloth...Copy !req
915. and let in the sun.Copy !req
916. Okay, are we ready to drop this thing?Copy !req
917. Sunlight?Copy !req
918. Say cheese!Copy !req
919. They get in the rain, the city
will go under. Armageddon! WWIII!Copy !req
920. - Billy, we've gotta do something.
- I know.Copy !req
921. There's a fire hose.
Aim it into the lobby.Copy !req
922. Are you crazy?Copy !req
923. Just do it, and do it fast!Copy !req
924. Put Gizmo in a box
so he doesn't get wet.Copy !req
925. - Okay.
- Marla—Copy !req
926. - Smoke.
- Thanks.Copy !req
927. Loogie!Copy !req
928. Lobby!Copy !req
929. Don't mess with Futterman!Copy !req
930. There's a call on hold in Mr. Clamp's
office. Can you transfer it here?Copy !req
931. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
932. - Ready!
- Turn it on!Copy !req
933. Billy, I hope you know
what the hell you're doing.Copy !req
934. I'm singing in the bathtub!Copy !req
935. Bypass the file server.Copy !req
936. Okay.Copy !req
937. - That's it!
- My God!Copy !req
938. Turn off the hose!Copy !req
939. Hit it!Copy !req
940. I'm melting! Melting! I'm melting!Copy !req
941. I'm melting!Copy !req
942. Oh, what a world, what a world!Copy !req
943. The creatures seem to be melting
into horrible little green and brown...Copy !req
944. puddles. It's— It's like...Copy !req
945. Well, I can't say what it looks like,
on television, but it looks terrible.Copy !req
946. Let's go! Come on!Copy !req
947. It's stuck. Come on. Back up here.
Down there. Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
948. We'll take them by this door.
Come on!Copy !req
949. Charge!Copy !req
950. I didn't hurt myself. Maybe we can
use this stuff for landfill.Copy !req
951. - We're here with Daniel R. Clamp.
- Hey! Hey! Wait a minute, pal!Copy !req
952. Who told you to go on my network?Copy !req
953. Nobody, sir.
It just seemed like news, so—Copy !req
954. Right, right. I'm making you
an anchor. Six o'clock, weeknights.Copy !req
955. Go to Barneys and get new clothes.
Give this man a credit card.Copy !req
956. This is Old World.
Think sweaters. Think avuncular.Copy !req
957. Right. Avuncular!Copy !req
958. - And my cameraman?
- Off caffeine, he's okay.Copy !req
959. - I'm a hit!
- We're a hit.Copy !req
960. What does a menswear makeover cost
today? Join us as we investigate—Copy !req
961. And get some sun this weekend!Copy !req
962. Hey, Bill! Oh, boy!Copy !req
963. - What's happening?
- It moved, sir.Copy !req
964. All right. Carry on.
Careful, that stuff's slippery.Copy !req
965. So you bailed us out.Copy !req
966. It wasn't just me. We all chipped in.
Mr. Futterman and Marla.Copy !req
967. Marla?Copy !req
968. - Yes, sir?
- You work for me, don't you?Copy !req
969. Yes, sir.Copy !req
970. Very, very hard.Copy !req
971. Murray!Copy !req
972. What happened?Copy !req
973. They tried it again,
but we were ready.Copy !req
974. - Let's go. Smells like burnt meatloaf.
- It's Daniel Clamp!Copy !req
975. He's here!
Mr. Clamp, can we have a statement?Copy !req
976. Please, please!Copy !req
977. My new head of public relations here
will handle all questions.Copy !req
978. Why, Daniel!Copy !req
979. - What happened?
- Where's the camera? It was horrible.Copy !req
980. We had to stop work altogether.Copy !req
981. - Sorry about the building.
- I'm not.Copy !req
982. - You're not?
- No, we're insured for the damages.Copy !req
983. Maybe it wasn't a place
for people anyway.Copy !req
984. It was a place for things. You make
a place for things. Things come.Copy !req
985. Well, sir, you kept the city safe.Copy !req
986. That's right. That's a good point.
The sacrifice.Copy !req
987. That could be in my next book.
I should be taking notes.Copy !req
988. - Who's got a pencil and paper?
- Here you go.Copy !req
989. - What's this?
- Kingston Falls.Copy !req
990. - I've looked for this!
- To buy?Copy !req
991. No, to build for my next project
in Jersey! This is terrific!Copy !req
992. People want now,
the traditional community thing.Copy !req
993. Quiet little towns, back to the earth.Copy !req
994. Is this your concept?Copy !req
995. - It's our hometown.
- That's better. I love that! It's...Copy !req
996. Wait. It's...Copy !req
997. "Clamp Corners. Where life
slows down to a crawl."Copy !req
998. - What do you think?
- It's terrific.Copy !req
999. This is what people want,
not talking elevators.Copy !req
1000. You sell me this design,
and we'll build the biggest...Copy !req
1001. most sensational
quiet little town ever.Copy !req
1002. - But for him to do an entire town—
- We can come to a deal.Copy !req
1003. - Are you Mrs. Peltzer?
- Yes! Well, I'm gonna be.Copy !req
1004. - What's that?
- This is Gizmo.Copy !req
1005. - He's a Mogwai.
Mogwai.Copy !req
1006. - I look at him, you know what I see?
- What, sir?Copy !req
1007. Dolls with suction cups
staring out car windows.Copy !req
1008. A Macy's parade float. Have you
thought about merchandising?Copy !req
1009. - Me? No.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1010. There's something there.
Lose the headband, though.Copy !req
1011. He likes the headband.Copy !req
1012. It's flexible. Excuse me.Copy !req
1013. A lot of buildings wouldn't stand up
to this intense use.Copy !req
1014. Go home now.Copy !req
1015. No visit to New York
is complete without...Copy !req
1016. - ... touring the world's most—
- Put a glaze of cheese on top.Copy !req
1017. - Your favorite.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1018. Showtime! MTV.Copy !req
1019. - Are you coming?
- In a minute.Copy !req
1020. HBO.
- What did he say?Copy !req
1021. He wants cable.Copy !req
1022. Nick at Nite?
No.Copy !req
1023. MTV? HBO?Copy !req
1024. - Have a cigarette?
Sorry.Copy !req
1025. I'll quit.Copy !req
1026. - For you, sir. From the building.
- In the building?Copy !req
1027. Hello? Forster, what are you—?
Okay, we'll get you out. What floor?Copy !req
1028. Way up there? It'll take a while.
The elevators are out.Copy !req
1029. And all the automatic doors
are locked.Copy !req
1030. I don't know, not long. We'll do what
we can. Keep your pants on.Copy !req
1031. - You've been working too hard.
- Maybe I have, Mr. Clamp.Copy !req
1032. - Take a day off. Half a day.
- That's very generous, sir.Copy !req
1033. A half-day off once the building
is operational. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1034. Long, isn't it?Copy !req
1035. Patently ridiculous!Copy !req
1036. Still lurking about?
Don't you people have homes?Copy !req
1037. That's—Copy !req
1038. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
1039. Sorry, 60 years of hogging
the end title is enough!Copy !req
1040. So that's all, folks!Copy !req
1041. Fade out.Copy !req