1. FRIENDS,
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
2. PELTZER'S THE NAME,
RAND PELTZER.Copy !req
3. THAT'S ME THERE
ON THE CORNER.Copy !req
4. I'M AN INVENTOR,Copy !req
5. AND I HAVE
A STORY TO TELL.Copy !req
6. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
7. WHO HASN'T GOT A STORY?Copy !req
8. WELL, NOBODY'S GOT
A STORY LIKE THIS ONE.Copy !req
9. NOBODY.Copy !req
10. IT ALL STARTED
HERE IN CHINATOWN.Copy !req
11. I WAS HITTING THE SHOPS,
TRYING TO MOVE MERCHANDISE,Copy !req
12. MAYBE FIND A PRESENT
FOR MY KID.Copy !req
13. I TRIED THIS ONE PLACE.Copy !req
14. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
15. WHAT'S DOWN HERE?Copy !req
16. THIS IS IT.Copy !req
17. THIS IS YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S STORE?Copy !req
18. YEAH. COME ON.Copy !req
19. NO WONDER YOU GOT TO DRAG
PEOPLE IN OFF THE STREET.Copy !req
20. WELL, GO AHEAD, MISTER.
LOOK AROUND.Copy !req
21. SEE IF THERE'S
SOMETHING YOU LIKE.Copy !req
22. ARE THESE THINGS REAL?Copy !req
23. I TOLD YOU.
EVERYTHING'S REAL.Copy !req
24. WELL, FRIENDS,Copy !req
25. YOU DO HAVE A LOT OF
INTERESTING ARTIFACTS HERE,Copy !req
26. BUT THERE'S ONE THING
YOU DON'T HAVE.Copy !req
27. AND WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
28. WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU.Copy !req
29. I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
30. I'M AN INVENTOR.
I MADE THIS—Copy !req
31. THE BATHROOM BUDDY.Copy !req
32. THE INVENTION
OF THE CENTURY, FRIENDS.Copy !req
33. IT ELIMINATES THE NEED
TO CARRY HEAVY LUGGAGECopy !req
34. AND THINGS WHEN YOU TRAVEL.Copy !req
35. YOU GOT YOURSELF
YOUR SHAVING MIRROR.Copy !req
36. YOU GOT YOURSELF
YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.Copy !req
37. YOU GOT YOURSELF
A TOOTHPICK,Copy !req
38. YOU GOT TOENAIL CLIPPERS.
YOU GOT—Copy !req
39. NAIL FILE. YOU GOT YOURSELF
A DENTAL MIRROR.Copy !req
40. THIS IS GONNA
REVOLUTIONIZE TRAVELING.Copy !req
41. NOW, LET'S JUST SAY,
FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT,Copy !req
42. THAT YOU'RE ON A BUS
OR A PLANE OR A TRAIN.Copy !req
43. YOU FORGOT
TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
44. YOU GOT YOURSELF A BAD CASE
OF DRAGON BREATH—Copy !req
45. BAD BREATH.Copy !req
46. NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
47. NO PROBLEM, FRIEND.Copy !req
48. ALL YOU DO IS—YOU TAKE
YOUR TOOTHBRUSH OUT,Copy !req
49. AND YOU PUSH
THIS BUTTON.Copy !req
50. THAT'S NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
51. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
52. CLEANS UP EASILY.Copy !req
53. NOW, WHAT I'D
LIKE TO DO, SIR,Copy !req
54. I'D LIKE
TO GIVE YOU MY CARD.Copy !req
55. RAND PELTZER—FANTASTIC IDEAS
FOR A FANTASTIC WORLD.Copy !req
56. I MAKE
THE ILLOGICAL LOGICAL.Copy !req
57. NOW, SIR,
I CAN GET YOU THESE.Copy !req
58. I CAN GET 'EM
BY THE DOZEN IF YOU LIKE.Copy !req
59. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
60. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
61. WHERE'S THAT
COMING FROM?Copy !req
62. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
63. A MOGWAI.Copy !req
64. WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
65. SINGING.Copy !req
66. HE DOES THAT
SOMETIMES.Copy !req
67. I GOT TO HAVE HIM.
HE'S INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
68. TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.Copy !req
69. I'LL GIVE YOU $100
FOR HIM.Copy !req
70. NO.Copy !req
71. LOOK, I'VE GOT
TO HAVE HIM.Copy !req
72. IT'S A PRESENT FOR
MY SON FOR CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
73. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR,Copy !req
74. AND I'VE BEEN
EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
75. I'LL GIVE YOU $200.Copy !req
76. THAT'S $200.Copy !req
77. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
78. MOGWAI NOT FOR SALE.Copy !req
79. I THOUGHT
YOU SAID EVERYTHINGCopy !req
80. AT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
STORE WAS FOR SALE.Copy !req
81. GRANDFATHER.Copy !req
82. WITH MOGWAI
COMES MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.Copy !req
83. I CANNOT SELL HIM
AT ANY PRICE.Copy !req
84. WAIT OUTSIDE.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
85. JUST GO.Copy !req
86. OK, MISTER.
HERE IT IS.Copy !req
87. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
88. WHAT ABOUT
YOUR GRANDFATHER?Copy !req
89. FORGET WHAT HE SAID.
HE'S CRAZY.Copy !req
90. WE NEED THE MONEY.Copy !req
91. NOW, COME ON.
DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT?Copy !req
92. I WANT IT.Copy !req
93. LOOK, MISTER,Copy !req
94. THERE'S THREE RULES
YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW.Copy !req
95. YEAH?
WHAT KIND OF RULES?Copy !req
96. KEEP HIM
OUT OF THE LIGHT.Copy !req
97. HE HATES BRIGHT LIGHT.Copy !req
98. ESPECIALLY SUNLIGHT—
IT'LL KILL HIM.Copy !req
99. AND KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM WATER.Copy !req
100. DON'T GET HIM WET.Copy !req
101. BUT THE MOST
IMPORTANT RULE,Copy !req
102. THE RULE
YOU CAN NEVER FORGET,Copy !req
103. NO MATTER HOW MUCH
HE CRIES,Copy !req
104. NO MATTER HOW MUCH
HE BEGS,Copy !req
105. NEVER, NEVER FEED HIM
AFTER MIDNIGHT.Copy !req
106. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
107. SURE, KID.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
108. HEY, LISTEN, THANKS,Copy !req
109. AND HAVE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
110. HEY, GANG,Copy !req
111. YOU'RE ROLLING
WITH ROCKIN' RICKY RIALTO,Copy !req
112. THE VOICE OF
KINGSTON FALLS, USA.Copy !req
113. HEY, ALEX.Copy !req
114. GETTING KIND OF CLOSE
TO CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
115. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA GET STUCKCopy !req
116. WITH A LOT OF TREES
AGAIN THIS YEAR.Copy !req
117. I THOUGHT I'D BE SEEING
YOU ABOUT THIS TIME.Copy !req
118. HUH?Copy !req
119. OW!Copy !req
120. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?Copy !req
121. PETE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THERE?Copy !req
122. DON'T ASK.Copy !req
123. ALEX, I CAME
TO GET MY TREE.Copy !req
124. PETE, TAKE THAT TREE
TO MR. ANDERSON'S TRUCK.Copy !req
125. WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SAY, ALEX?Copy !req
126. COME ON.
YOU CAN SPARE ONECopy !req
127. FOR THE BOYS DOWN AT
SHERIFF'S STATION?Copy !req
128. I PAID
FOR MINE, FRANK.Copy !req
129. HEY, BILLY. WHAT'S
THE MATTER? YOU NEED A JUMP?Copy !req
130. NO, THANKS,
MR. FUTTERMAN.Copy !req
131. I'M PRETTY MUCH LATE
FOR WORK AS IT IS.Copy !req
132. THESE GODDAMN
FOREIGN CARS.Copy !req
133. THEY ALWAYS
FREEZE UP ON YOU.Copy !req
134. YOU DON'T FIND AMERICAN
MACHINERY DOING THAT.Copy !req
135. OUR STUFF
CAN TAKE ANYTHING.Copy !req
136. SEE THAT PLOW?
15 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
137. HASN'T GIVEN ME A DAY'S
TROUBLE IN 15 YEARS.Copy !req
138. YOU KNOW WHY?
KENTUCKY HARVESTER.Copy !req
139. IT AIN'T SOME FOREIGN
PIECE OF CRAPCopy !req
140. YOU PICK UP THESE DAYS.Copy !req
141. THAT'S
A KENTUCKY HARVESTER.Copy !req
142. WELL, IF I WANT
TO KEEP MY JOB,Copy !req
143. I REALLY THINK
I SHOULD BE GOING NOW.Copy !req
144. HOW'S THAT COMIC STRIP
OF YOURS COMING?Copy !req
145. I EXPECT TO SEE IT IN
THE FUNNIES ANY DAY NOWCopy !req
146. WITH SMILIN' JACK
AND LI'L ABNER.Copy !req
147. MR. FUTTERMAN, THEY DON'T
RUN THOSE COMICS ANYMORE.Copy !req
148. THEY DON'T?Copy !req
149. COME ON, BARN.Copy !req
150. WELL, SAY HELLO
TO YOUR WIFE FOR ME, OK?Copy !req
151. YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
152. SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
153. SO LONG, BILLY.Copy !req
154. GODDAMN FOREIGN CARS.Copy !req
155. HEY, DR. MOREAU.Copy !req
156. GOOD MORNING,
BILLY, BARNEY.Copy !req
157. MORNING.Copy !req
158. HEY, BILLY, BARNEY.Copy !req
159. GET IN THERE
AND BE QUIET.Copy !req
160. YOU JUST MADE IT.Copy !req
161. AGAIN.Copy !req
162. BILLY, WILL YOU SIGN
THIS PETITION?Copy !req
163. YEAH, SURE.
WHAT'S IT FOR?Copy !req
164. WE'RE TRYING
TO HAVE DORRY'S PUBCopy !req
165. DECLARED A LANDMARK.Copy !req
166. MRS. DEAGLE'S TRYING
TO TAKE HIS LEASE AWAY.Copy !req
167. HIS, TOO, HUH?Copy !req
168. SHE SAYS IT'S A DIVE,
A PUBLIC NUISANCE.Copy !req
169. THAT'S WHERE MY DAD
PROPOSED TO MY MOM,Copy !req
170. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
171. THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY'S DAD
PROPOSED TO THEIR MOM.Copy !req
172. CROSS YOUR "T."Copy !req
173. THANKS.Copy !req
174. GOOD MORNING,
MRS. DEAGLE.Copy !req
175. WHAT'S GOOD
ABOUT IT?Copy !req
176. OH.Copy !req
177. KLUTZ!Copy !req
178. WATCH IT,
WATCH IT, WATCH IT!Copy !req
179. 40, 60, 80.Copy !req
180. UH... 200.Copy !req
181. THANK YOU.Copy !req
182. MRS. DEAGLE?Copy !req
183. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?Copy !req
184. I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOWCopy !req
185. THAT JOE GOT HIMSELF
ANOTHER JOB—Copy !req
186. JOE?Copy !req
187. MY HUSBAND, JOE HARRIS.Copy !req
188. AND I'VE TAKEN UP
SOME SEWING ON THE SIDE.Copy !req
189. MRS. HARRIS, WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?Copy !req
190. I'M AFRAID THAT
NEITHER ONE OF USCopy !req
191. WILL BE PAID
FOR TWO WEEKS.Copy !req
192. COULDN'T YOU GET
MR. CORBEN TO...Copy !req
193. WELL, TO JUST GIVE US
A LITTLE MORE TIME?Copy !req
194. MRS. HARRIS.Copy !req
195. THE BANK AND ICopy !req
196. HAVE THE SAME
PURPOSE IN LIFE—Copy !req
197. TO MAKE MONEY,Copy !req
198. NOT TO SUPPORT
A LOT OF...Copy !req
199. DEADBEATS.Copy !req
200. MRS. DEAGLE,
IT'S CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
201. WELL, NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT TO ASK SANTA FOR,Copy !req
202. DON'T YOU?Copy !req
203. MOMMY, I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
204. YES, HONEY,
SO AM I.Copy !req
205. THIS IS WHAT'S LEFTCopy !req
206. OF MY IMPORTED
BAVARIAN SNOWMAN.Copy !req
207. YOUR DOG BROKE IT
THIS MORNING!Copy !req
208. OH.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.Copy !req
209. JUST TELL ME
HOW MUCH I OWE YOU.Copy !req
210. I'LL BE MORE THAN—Copy !req
211. I DON'T WANT MONEY.Copy !req
212. I WANT YOUR DOG.Copy !req
213. BARNEY?Copy !req
214. GIVE HIM TO ME.Copy !req
215. I'LL TAKE HIM
TO THE KENNEL.Copy !req
216. THEY'LL PUT HIM
TO SLEEP.Copy !req
217. IT'LL BE QUICK
AND PAINLESSCopy !req
218. COMPARED TO WHAT
I COULD DO TO HIM.Copy !req
219. WHAT COULD YOU DO?Copy !req
220. I'LL CATCH
THE BEAST MYSELF,Copy !req
221. THEN HE'LL GET
WHAT HE DESERVES—Copy !req
222. A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH.Copy !req
223. MAYBE I'LL PUT HIM
IN MY SPIN DRYERCopy !req
224. ON HIGH HEAT.Copy !req
225. THAT WOULD DO IT,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
226. AAH!Copy !req
227. BARNEY!Copy !req
228. BARNEY!Copy !req
229. BARNEY, WILL YOU
GET OFF OF HER?Copy !req
230. MY DEAR LADY,
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?Copy !req
231. I HAVE A VERY
WEAK HEART.Copy !req
232. I CAN'T STAND
A SHOCK LIKE THAT.Copy !req
233. WHAT IS THAT DOG
DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
234. THIS IS A BANK,
NOT A PET STORE.Copy !req
235. VERY GOOD, GERALD.Copy !req
236. THANK YOU.Copy !req
237. BARNEY WOULDN'T HAVE
HURT YOU, HONESTLY.Copy !req
238. EXCUSES, EXCUSES.Copy !req
239. YOU'RE JUST LIKE
YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
240. I'VE LISTENED
TO HIS MISERABLE EXCUSESCopy !req
241. FOR 10 YEARS.
THE LOSER.Copy !req
242. AS FOR YOU,
YOU MANGY CUR,Copy !req
243. I'LL GET YOU...Copy !req
244. WHEN YOU
LEAST EXPECT IT!Copy !req
245. OH, MY HEART!Copy !req
246. I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR
THIS MOST UNUSUAL...Copy !req
247. YOU PUTZ.Copy !req
248. HMM.Copy !req
249. THE OLD BAT
NEVER LOOKED BETTER.Copy !req
250. IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
251. YOU'RE DOING FINE.Copy !req
252. THANKS.Copy !req
253. HELLO, GERALD.Copy !req
254. IF IT ISN'T
CAPTAIN CLIP-ON.Copy !req
255. HEY, GUESS WHO
ALMOST APPLIEDCopy !req
256. FOR UNEMPLOYMENT
TODAY?Copy !req
257. I GIVE UP.Copy !req
258. YOU.Copy !req
259. BUT MR. CORBEN
HAD SECOND THOUGHTS.Copy !req
260. HE GETS SO SENTIMENTAL
ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
261. IMAGINE THAT.Copy !req
262. YEAH. I WOULD HAVE
FIRED YOU IN A SECOND.Copy !req
263. MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU, TOO.Copy !req
264. EXCUSE ME,
MR. JONES.Copy !req
265. HEY, PELTZER.Copy !req
266. LOOK, I'M A JUNIOR
VICE-PRESIDENT AT 23.Copy !req
267. BY THE TIME I'M 25,Copy !req
268. I'M GONNA HAVE
MR. CORBEN'S JOB.Copy !req
269. BY THE TIME I'M 30,
I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE.Copy !req
270. LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
271. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
SUPPORTINGCopy !req
272. YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.Copy !req
273. THE WORLD'S
CHANGING, PELTZER.Copy !req
274. YOU GOT TO CHANGE
WITH IT,Copy !req
275. YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH.Copy !req
276. TOUGH, HUH?Copy !req
277. AND NO ONE'S TOUGHER
THAN YOU, EH, GER?Copy !req
278. DON'T CALL ME THAT.
MY NAME'S GERALD.Copy !req
279. CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?Copy !req
280. GIVE ME A VODKA MARTINI.
SHAKE, DON'T STIR.Copy !req
281. YOU'RE
WORKING HERE?Copy !req
282. WEEKNIGHTS, SO DORRYCopy !req
283. DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY
AN EXTRA WAITRESS.Copy !req
284. WELL, I THINK
THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
285. YEAH,
THAT'S REAL SWELL...Copy !req
286. IF YOU LIKE
WORKING FOR NOTHING.Copy !req
287. TWO MORE ROUNDS
FOR THE POOL TABLECopy !req
288. AND THEY'RE
ALL ON THE HOUSE.Copy !req
289. OK.Copy !req
290. HEY, KATE,Copy !req
291. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
MY NEW APARTMENT.Copy !req
292. I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOUR OLD APARTMENT.Copy !req
293. COME ON.
WE'RE TALKING CABLE.Copy !req
294. CAN'T WE HAVE DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT?Copy !req
295. I'M WORKING.Copy !req
296. WHY DON'T YOU TELL
DORRY YOU'RE SICK?Copy !req
297. HE CAN'T DOCK
YOUR PAY.Copy !req
298. BILLY, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
299. YEAH, MA, IT'S ME.Copy !req
300. I'M IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
301. MERRY CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
302. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
GEORGE!Copy !req
303. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
GEORGE!Copy !req
304. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MOVIE HOUSE!Copy !req
305. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EMPORIUM!Copy !req
306. HI, MA.Copy !req
307. HI, SWEETIE.Copy !req
308. DO YOU NEED
ANY HELP?Copy !req
309. UM, YEAH.
YOU COULD DO THE EGGS.Copy !req
310. OK.Copy !req
311. THANKS.Copy !req
312. DAD'S MACHINES,
THEY WORK SO WELLCopy !req
313. THE FIRST COUPLE
OF WEEKS.Copy !req
314. USE THE SINK.Copy !req
315. MOM,
IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
316. NO. NO.
IT'S A SAD MOVIE.Copy !req
317. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?Copy !req
318. IT WAS FINE.Copy !req
319. MOM, COME ON.
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
320. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
321. MRS. DEAGLE CALLED
AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
322. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT
IT RIGHT NOW, OK?Copy !req
323. DON'T SAY ANYTHING
IN FRONT OF DAD.Copy !req
324. FINE WITH ME.Copy !req
325. WELCOME HOME.Copy !req
326. HI, DAD.Copy !req
327. I'M GLAD
YOU'RE BACK.Copy !req
328. HOW WAS THE TRIP?Copy !req
329. IT WAS GREAT.
THE MIRACLE COMPANY?Copy !req
330. THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE
THE KITCHEN COMPANION?Copy !req
331. THEY JUST MIGHT
BE INTERESTEDCopy !req
332. IN THE BATHROOM
BUDDY.Copy !req
333. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
334. THANKS, DAD.Copy !req
335. YOU'RE GOING
TO LIKE THIS.Copy !req
336. WHAT IS IT?
A BIRD CAGE?Copy !req
337. NO, NO, NO.
DON'T SHAKE IT.Copy !req
338. WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO OPEN IT NOW.Copy !req
339. IT WON'T WAIT
TILL CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
340. ARF! ARF!Copy !req
341. IT'S A PUPPY,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
342. YEAH, IT IS.
I CAN TELL.Copy !req
343. IT'S A NEW CAR.Copy !req
344. HONEY, WOULD YOU DIM
THE LIGHTS, PLEASE?Copy !req
345. SURE.Copy !req
346. DIM THE LIGHTS?
DAD, WHAT DOES IT DO?Copy !req
347. GLOW IN THE DARK?Copy !req
348. IT'S IMPORTANT.
TRUST ME.Copy !req
349. GO AHEAD.
OPEN IT.Copy !req
350. OH, MY!Copy !req
351. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
352. IT'S
YOUR NEW PET.Copy !req
353. COME ON, BARNEY,
BE A GOOD DOG.Copy !req
354. YOU'RE KIDDING.Copy !req
355. DAD, IT'S REALLY NEAT.Copy !req
356. WHERE DID
YOU GET THIS?Copy !req
357. SOME JUNK STORE
IN CHINATOWN.Copy !req
358. CAN I PICK HIM UP, DAD?Copy !req
359. SURE, GO AHEAD.
JUST BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
360. YOU GOTTA
BE GENTLE.Copy !req
361. I WILL.Copy !req
362. I HOPE
HE'S HOUSEBROKEN.Copy !req
363. HEY.Copy !req
364. AW, ISN'T HE CUTE?Copy !req
365. HAS IT
GOT A NAME, DAD?Copy !req
366. YEAH. MOGWAI.Copy !req
367. WHAT?Copy !req
368. MOGWAI.Copy !req
369. I DON'T KNOW.
SOME CHINESE WORD.Copy !req
370. I JUST
CALL HIM "GIZMO."Copy !req
371. HE SEEMS TO LIKE IT.Copy !req
372. OK, GIZMO.Copy !req
373. LOOK UP HERE
A MINUTE.Copy !req
374. HEY, WE'RE GONNA GET
OUR PICTURE TAKEN.Copy !req
375. SMILE.Copy !req
376. READY?Copy !req
377. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
378. AAH! BRIGHT LIGHT!Copy !req
379. NO, NO.Copy !req
380. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
381. HE HATES BRIGHT LIGHTS.Copy !req
382. THERE'S SOME THINGS
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS,Copy !req
383. AND THEY'RE
REALLY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
384. NUMBER ONE, HE HATES
BRIGHT LIGHTS. WE KNOW THAT.Copy !req
385. BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM
OUT OF THE SUNLIGHT.Copy !req
386. SUNLIGHT WILL KILL HIM,Copy !req
387. AND NUMBER TWO,Copy !req
388. KEEP HIM AWAY
FROM WATER.Copy !req
389. DON'T GIVE HIM
ANY WATER TO DRINK,Copy !req
390. AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T GIVE HIM A BATH.Copy !req
391. AND PROBABLY THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING—Copy !req
392. DON'T EVER FEED HIM
AFTER MIDNIGHT.Copy !req
393. ♪ OH...Copy !req
394. AAH!Copy !req
395. GIZMO.Copy !req
396. SHH.Copy !req
397. UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE
YOU HURT YOURSELF.Copy !req
398. AAH! BRIGHT LIGHT!
BRIGHT LIGHT!Copy !req
399. OH.Copy !req
400. JUST SIT DOWN THERE
AND DON'T FALL OFF, OK?Copy !req
401. I'LL HAVE YOU
FIXED UP IN NO TIME.Copy !req
402. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
403. HOLD STILL.Copy !req
404. OW.Copy !req
405. SORRY.Copy !req
406. OK.Copy !req
407. TRY NOT TO MOVE
SO MUCH, OK?Copy !req
408. GOOD NIGHT, GIZ.Copy !req
409. I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
410. HELLO.Copy !req
411. MRS. PELTZER!Copy !req
412. I GOT YOUR TREE.Copy !req
413. OH, CHRIST.Copy !req
414. BILLY!Copy !req
415. HEY, BILLY.Copy !req
416. I JUST BROUGHT IN
YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE.Copy !req
417. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
418. A SLIGHT PROBLEMCopy !req
419. WITH THE PELTZER
PEELER-JUICER.Copy !req
420. I THOUGHT
YOUR DAD FIXED IT.Copy !req
421. I THOUGHT SO, TOO.Copy !req
422. YOU SHOULD JUST BUY
ORANGE JUICE IN CARTONS.Copy !req
423. IT'S A LOT EASIER.Copy !req
424. SEE? IT WORKS.Copy !req
425. I HAD TO COME.Copy !req
426. SO I SEE.Copy !req
427. NOW I SEE.Copy !req
428. IT TAKES A CERTAIN
KIND OF GUY.Copy !req
429. AND THAT GUY NEEDS
A CERTAIN KIND OF DAME.Copy !req
430. VAROOM!Copy !req
431. VAROOM! VAROOM!
VAROOM! VAROOM!Copy !req
432. I HATE WEARING
THIS STUPID COSTUME,Copy !req
433. BUT MY DAD THINKS...Copy !req
434. THAT'S NO PROBLEM,
PETE.Copy !req
435. YOU CAN LEAVE IT
UP HERE.Copy !req
436. WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA TELL HIM?Copy !req
437. I'LL JUST TELL 'EM
A BUNCH OF BIKERSCopy !req
438. STOLE IT FROM ME
ON THE WAY HOME.Copy !req
439. WOW! HOODED MENACE.
ISSUE NUMBER ONE.Copy !req
440. PRETTY NEAT, HUH?Copy !req
441. YEAH. WHERE'D
YOU GET IT?Copy !req
442. OH. DR. FANTASY'S,
I THINK.Copy !req
443. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
444. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
445. THIS IS MY NEW PET.Copy !req
446. MY DAD
GAVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
447. NEAT!
WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
448. HIS NAME'S GIZMO.
HE'S A MOGWAI.Copy !req
449. HI, GIZMO.Copy !req
450. MOGWAI.Copy !req
451. CUTE.Copy !req
452. BLINK YOUR EYES.Copy !req
453. GO LIKE THAT.Copy !req
454. CAN YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
455. HMM? GO LIKE THAT?Copy !req
456. NOW, WATCH, PETE.
MAYBE HE'LL SING.Copy !req
457. COME ON, GIZ.Copy !req
458. LET'S GO OVER
TO THE TABLE.Copy !req
459. I'LL BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
460. THERE WE GO.Copy !req
461. GEE, BILLY, WHERE CAN
I GET ONE OF THOSE?Copy !req
462. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
463. IT'S THE ONLY ONE
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
464. CAN I HOLD HIM?Copy !req
465. SURE.
I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.Copy !req
466. HE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU.Copy !req
467. AAH!Copy !req
468. GREAT.
THANKS A LOT.Copy !req
469. SORRY.Copy !req
470. WHAT WAS
IN THAT JAR?Copy !req
471. NOTHING! JUST WATER!Copy !req
472. WHY IS HE
MAKING THAT NOISE?Copy !req
473. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
474. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
475. IS IT ALIVE?Copy !req
476. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
477. 1-2-3-4-5 NEW ONES.Copy !req
478. NOW CAN I HAVE ONE?Copy !req
479. I DON'T KNOW, PETE.Copy !req
480. LOOK. THAT ONE'S GOT
A CUTE LITTLE STRIPECopy !req
481. ON ITS HEAD.Copy !req
482. HI, CUTIE.Copy !req
483. ISN'T THAT
INCREDIBLE, PETE?Copy !req
484. YEAH. GREAT.Copy !req
485. I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
THIS—THIS IS INCREDIBLE?Copy !req
486. IT REALLY IS NEAT.Copy !req
487. I'M SERIOUS.
IT'S NEAT.Copy !req
488. OH, GIZMO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
489. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
490. HEY, DAD, DAD?Copy !req
491. LISTEN, I THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING—Copy !req
492. BILLY, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
493. NOW, YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH
THE BATHROOM BUDDY, RIGHT?Copy !req
494. UH-HUH.Copy !req
495. I HAVE MADE
AN IMPROVEMENT.Copy !req
496. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
497. NOW, LET'S SAY...Copy !req
498. YOU'RE LATE
FOR THE BIG MEETING.Copy !req
499. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
500. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY IN,
YOU REACH UP...Copy !req
501. OH! YOU FORGOT
TO SHAVE.Copy !req
502. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?Copy !req
503. UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES,Copy !req
504. YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
505. BUT NOT IF YOU HAVE
THE BATHROOM BUDDY,Copy !req
506. RIGHT?Copy !req
507. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
508. VOILA.Copy !req
509. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
510. THAT'S PRETTY NEAT.Copy !req
511. WHAT'S THIS BUTTON?Copy !req
512. DON'T PUSH THAT.Copy !req
513. SORRY, DAD.Copy !req
514. THAT'S OK.Copy !req
515. NO, I'M
REALLY SORRY.Copy !req
516. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
I'M WORKING ON THAT.Copy !req
517. I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT.Copy !req
518. I'M GONNA GET THAT
TOMORROW.Copy !req
519. DAD, THE REASON
I CAME UP HERECopy !req
520. IS BECAUSE
THERE'S A PROBLEMCopy !req
521. WITH THE MOGWAI.Copy !req
522. YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
523. WELL, IT MULTIPLIES
WITH WATER.Copy !req
524. WHAT?Copy !req
525. SO, DAD,
SEE WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
526. I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
527. ALL THAT FROM WATER?
THEY GOT WET?Copy !req
528. YEAH. PLAIN WATER.Copy !req
529. YOU KNOW,
IT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
530. THE NEW ONES
AREN'T LIKE GIZMO.Copy !req
531. THE ONE WITH THE STRIPE
SEEMS TO BE THE LEADER.Copy !req
532. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
533. I'LL BET
EVERY KID IN AMERICACopy !req
534. WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
535. THEY MIGHT EVEN
REPLACE THE DOGCopy !req
536. AS THE FAMILY PET.Copy !req
537. THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
538. THE PELTZER PET.Copy !req
539. THIS COULD REALLY
BE THE BIG ONE.Copy !req
540. BARN?Copy !req
541. BARNEY?Copy !req
542. BARNEY?Copy !req
543. BARNEY,
WHO DID THIS TO YOU?Copy !req
544. HOLD ON.
I'LL GET YOU DOWN.Copy !req
545. STAY STILL.Copy !req
546. AW, POOR DOG.Copy !req
547. ANOTHER MINUTECopy !req
548. AND HE WOULD'VE
BEEN A DOGSICLE.Copy !req
549. LOOK, ALL I KNOW
IS THAT I'M POSITIVECopy !req
550. THAT I CLOSED
AND LOCKED THE DOOR.Copy !req
551. WELL, DAD, THEN HOW ELSE
DID SHE GET TO HIM?Copy !req
552. BILLY, WE CAN'T
POINT ANY FINGERS,Copy !req
553. NOT EVEN
AT MRS. DEAGLE.Copy !req
554. MOM, SHE'S BEEN
THREATENING HIM FOR WEEKS.Copy !req
555. YOU KNOW SHE'D LOVE
TO GET HER HANDS ON HIM.Copy !req
556. I KNOW, HONEY, BUT
WE DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF.Copy !req
557. WE CAN'T EVEN
FIND ANY FOOTPRINTSCopy !req
558. LEADING UP TO THE HOUSE.Copy !req
559. BILLY, I'M GONNA TAKE BARNEY
TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S.Copy !req
560. I'LL TAKE HIM THERE ON
THE WAY TO THE CONVENTION.Copy !req
561. CHRISTMAS EVE, I'LL PICK
HIM UP ON THE WAY HOME.Copy !req
562. HE'LL BE HERE
FOR CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
563. IT'S GOING
TO BE ALRIGHT.Copy !req
564. I DON'T THINK
WE CAN DRINK THIS.Copy !req
565. WHY NOT?Copy !req
566. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS?Copy !req
567. HEY, BILLY.
IS THAT A MOGWAM?Copy !req
568. MOGWAI. YEAH.Copy !req
569. I'M GONNA HAVE MR. HANSON
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
570. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,Copy !req
571. THERE WERE FIVE NEW ONES
LIKE THIS ONE.Copy !req
572. NOW WATCH THIS.Copy !req
573. UH-OH.Copy !req
574. AAH!Copy !req
575. UM...Copy !req
576. CAN I KEEP ONE HERE
AND RUN SOME TESTS?Copy !req
577. YEAH. I THINK
I COULD SPARE ONE.Copy !req
578. Mr.
THIS IS SOME CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
579. I'LL TELL YOU.Copy !req
580. THE BANK
CLOSES THE FACTORY,Copy !req
581. THE FOREIGNERS RUIN
MY GODDAMN PLOW.Copy !req
582. MR. FUTTERMAN, GUESS WHAT?
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME NOW.Copy !req
583. HEY, HOW ABOUT
ONE MORE BEER?Copy !req
584. NO. IT'S
GETTING LATE.Copy !req
585. ONE MORE BEER,Copy !req
586. I'LL HELP YOU
CLEAN UP THIS MESS.Copy !req
587. NO, THANKS.
IT'LL BE OK.Copy !req
588. IT'LL BE OK.Copy !req
589. IT WILL NOT BE OK.Copy !req
590. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BRING YOUR PLOWCopy !req
591. IN FOR A TUNE-UPCopy !req
592. AND FIND IT LOADED
WITH FOREIGN PARTS?Copy !req
593. I MEAN EVERYTHING—
GASKETS, PISTONS,Copy !req
594. SPARK PLUGS,
ALL OF IT FOREIGN.Copy !req
595. HEY, BILLY!Copy !req
596. HI.Copy !req
597. GOING HOME?Copy !req
598. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
599. GREMLINS.Copy !req
600. YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR THEM FOREIGNERSCopy !req
601. BECAUSE THEY PLANT GREMLINS
IN THEIR MACHINERY.Copy !req
602. SAME GREMLINS BROUGHT DOWN
OUR PLANES IN THE BIG ONE.Copy !req
603. THAT'S RIGHT.
WORLD WAR II.Copy !req
604. GOOD OLD W-W-I-I.Copy !req
605. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE STILL
SHIPPING 'EM OVER HERE.Copy !req
606. THEY PUT THEM IN CARS,
THEY PUT 'EM IN THE TV,Copy !req
607. THEY PUT 'EM
IN THE STEREOS,Copy !req
608. IN THE RADIOS
YOU STICK IN YOUR EARS,Copy !req
609. THEY PUT THEM
IN YOUR WATCHES—Copy !req
610. THEY GOT LITTLE
TEENY GREMLINS—Copy !req
611. I DON'T THINK
IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEACopy !req
612. THAT YOU DRIVE HOME.Copy !req
613. WHY DON'T YOU WALK HOME?Copy !req
614. YOU KNOW, KATIE,
I THINK...Copy !req
615. MAYBE
I'LL WALK HOME.Copy !req
616. GOOD.Copy !req
617. IT'S A NICE NIGHT.Copy !req
618. GOOD NIGHT, KIDS.Copy !req
619. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
620. GREMLINS.Copy !req
621. THAT WAS REALLY
GOOD, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
622. THE WAY YOU HANDLED
MR. FUTTERMAN.Copy !req
623. I'M USED TO IT.Copy !req
624. HE'S BEEN LIKE THAT
EVER SINCE HE LOST HIS JOB.Copy !req
625. HE'S LIKE A LOT
OF PEOPLE AROUND HERE.Copy !req
626. HE JUST WANTS
SOMEBODY TO LISTEN,Copy !req
627. ESPECIALLY
AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
628. WHY IS THAT?Copy !req
629. THAT'S WHEN
A LOT OF PEOPLECopy !req
630. GET REALLY DEPRESSED.Copy !req
631. OH, THAT'S FUNNY,
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
632. BECAUSE I ALWAYS
THOUGHT EVERYONECopy !req
633. WAS HAPPY DURING
THE HOLIDAYS...Copy !req
634. NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
635. MOST PEOPLE ARE,
BUT SOME AREN'T.Copy !req
636. WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS
OPENING UP THEIR PRESENTS,Copy !req
637. THEY'RE OPENING UP
THEIR WRISTS.Copy !req
638. CHEERY THOUGHT.Copy !req
639. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
640. THE SUICIDE RATE'S
ALWAYS THE HIGHESTCopy !req
641. AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
642. NOW I'M DEPRESSED.Copy !req
643. DO YOU EVER GET
DEPRESSED ON CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
644. I DON'T
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
645. ARE YOU HINDU
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
646. NO. I JUST
DON'T LIKE TO.Copy !req
647. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
IT'S A LOT OF FUN—Copy !req
648. GOD! SAY YOU HATE
WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAYCopy !req
649. OR THANKSGIVING,
AND NOBODY CARES,Copy !req
650. BUT SAY
YOU HATE CHRISTMASCopy !req
651. AND EVERYBODY
MAKES YOU FEELCopy !req
652. LIKE YOU'RE A LEPER
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
653. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
654. NO. IT'S OK.Copy !req
655. I'M SORRY, I'M—Copy !req
656. I'M JUST A LITTLE
TIRED AND CRANKY.Copy !req
657. YEAH.Copy !req
658. WELL...Copy !req
659. THANKS FOR WALKING
ME HOME, BILLY.Copy !req
660. HEY, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
661. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
662. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
663. KATE?Copy !req
664. UM... I WAS
JUST WONDERING.Copy !req
665. DO YOU GET ANY FREE NIGHTS
OFF FROM DORRY'S?Copy !req
666. THURSDAYS.Copy !req
667. THURSDAYS, YEAH.Copy !req
668. BECAUSE, I MEAN, I WAS
JUST WONDERING, UM...Copy !req
669. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING
THIS THURSDAY NIGHT,Copy !req
670. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO GO OUT ON A DATE...Copy !req
671. WITH ME?Copy !req
672. I'D LOVE TO.Copy !req
673. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
674. WELL,
THAT'S GREAT. THAT...Copy !req
675. YEAH, WELL, WE CAN TALK
ABOUT IT ON THE PHONECopy !req
676. AND KIND OF
SQUARE EVERYTHING AWAY.Copy !req
677. NIGHT, BILLY.Copy !req
678. NIGHT.Copy !req
679. HEY THERE.Copy !req
680. HI.Copy !req
681. GIVE ME YOUR ARM,
BUDDY.Copy !req
682. COME HERE. COME ON.Copy !req
683. GIVE ME YOUR ARM.Copy !req
684. NO, NO. IT'S NOT
GONNA HURT.Copy !req
685. THIS ISN'T
GOING TO HURT.Copy !req
686. NOT A BIG GUY
LIKE YOU. COME ON.Copy !req
687. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
688. SEE?
THAT'S NOT SO BAD.Copy !req
689. GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
690. JUST A LITTLE
BLOOD TEST, PAL.Copy !req
691. YOU'LL
NEVER MISS IT.Copy !req
692. THEY'RE LIKE
HUGE SEED PODS.Copy !req
693. THIS MUST BE THE WAYCopy !req
694. THAT BODY IN MY CLOSET
WAS FORMED.Copy !req
695. WHERE DO THEY
COME FROM?Copy !req
696. HAVING FUN?Copy !req
697. FUN.Copy !req
698. PRETTY NEAT, HUH?Copy !req
699. NEAT.Copy !req
700. WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS?Copy !req
701. HOW ABOUT SHUTTING UP
FOR A CHANGE, OK?Copy !req
702. I ALREADY FED YOU.Copy !req
703. WELL, IT'S
NOT 12:00 YET.Copy !req
704. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
705. KEEP AN EYE
ON 'EM, GIZ'.Copy !req
706. I'LL BE BACK
IN A SECOND.Copy !req
707. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
708. NOW MAYBE YOU GUYS
WILL BE QUIET.Copy !req
709. YOU GUYS ARE
REALLY HUNGRY.Copy !req
710. GIZ, YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
711. YOU WANT
SOME CHICKEN?Copy !req
712. UH-UH.Copy !req
713. NO?Copy !req
714. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
715. YUM YUM.Copy !req
716. YUM YUM.Copy !req
717. THAT'S IT,
GOOD BUDDY.Copy !req
718. I'M CALLING IT
A NIGHT.Copy !req
719. NIGHT.Copy !req
720. UH-OH.Copy !req
721. CAN'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
722. THEY'RE AFTER YOU.Copy !req
723. THEY'RE AFTER
ALL OF US—Copy !req
724. OUR WIVES,
OUR CHILDREN,Copy !req
725. EVERYONE!Copy !req
726. THEY'RE HERE
ALREADY!Copy !req
727. YOU'RE NEXT!Copy !req
728. YOU'RE NEXT!Copy !req
729. YOU'RE NEXT!Copy !req
730. YOU'RE NEXT!Copy !req
731. YOU'RE NEXT!Copy !req
732. UH-OH!Copy !req
733. MOM?Copy !req
734. YEAH.Copy !req
735. MOM, COULD YOU
COME UP HERE, PLEASE?Copy !req
736. I WANT YOU TO BRING
THAT VACUUM CLEANERCopy !req
737. UPSTAIRS FOR ME—OH!Copy !req
738. WHAT ARE THEY?Copy !req
739. THEY'RE THE MOGWAI,
I GUESS,Copy !req
740. EXCEPT FOR GIZMO.Copy !req
741. KA-KA.Copy !req
742. DID YOU GET THEM
WET OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
743. NO.Copy !req
744. DID YOU FEED THEM
AFTER MIDNIGHT?Copy !req
745. WELL, I GAVE THEM
SOME CHICKEN,Copy !req
746. BUT I MADE SURE
THAT IT—Copy !req
747. NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
748. I MADE SURE—Copy !req
749. MOM, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
750. YUK!Copy !req
751. WHAT DID YOU SAY
THIS WAS CALLED,Copy !req
752. A PUTRID STAGE?Copy !req
753. PUPAL.Copy !req
754. PUPAL STAGE.Copy !req
755. LIKE A BUTTERFLY.Copy !req
756. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
757. THIS IS A COCOON,Copy !req
758. AND INSIDE, HE'S
GOING THROUGH CHANGES,Copy !req
759. LOTS OF CHANGES.Copy !req
760. LIKE MY MOTHER.Copy !req
761. NO, NO. NO,
THAT'S DIFFERENT.Copy !req
762. THIS IS CALLED
A METAMORPHOSIS.Copy !req
763. IT'S A CHANGE IN FORM
AND IN APPEARANCE.Copy !req
764. HELLO.Copy !req
765. HEL—Copy !req
766. HELLO. HI, HONEY.Copy !req
767. NO, I'M SURE
IT WORKS FINE.Copy !req
768. I WAS OUT IN THE BACK
PORCH FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
769. THE CONVENTION'S
GREAT.Copy !req
770. YEAH, I SAID
IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
771. ACTUALLY,
THE COMPETITIONCopy !req
772. IS A LITTLE
MORE ADVANCEDCopy !req
773. THAN I EXPECTED.Copy !req
774. SOME REALLY
NEAT THINGS.Copy !req
775. OH, RAND.Copy !req
776. YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN SO FAR AWAYCopy !req
777. ON CHRISTMAS EVE BEFORE.Copy !req
778. I KNOW IT'S
CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
779. I'LL DO
THE BEST I CAN.Copy !req
780. ALRIGHT. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
781. ALL I COULD
GET FOR IT WAS $36.Copy !req
782. IF THERE IS
ANYTHING I CAN DO,Copy !req
783. BUT IT IS COMPLETELY
OUT OF MY HANDS.Copy !req
784. HELLO, MRS. HARRIS.Copy !req
785. HELLO, GERALD.Copy !req
786. I'M UNDER SUCH
TERRIBLE PRESSURES.Copy !req
787. WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK
TO MRS. DEAGLE ABOUT IT?Copy !req
788. SPEAK
TO MRS. DEAGLE?Copy !req
789. I—I...Copy !req
790. MRS. DEAGLE!Copy !req
791. DEPOSIT THIS
TO MY ACCOUNT.Copy !req
792. WHERE'S THAT PSYCHOTIC
CANINE OF YOURS?Copy !req
793. STILL HIDING
UNDER THE COUNTER?Copy !req
794. UH, NO. I'M AFRAID
HE'S ON VACATION.Copy !req
795. YOU BETTER KEEP HIM
BEHIND LOCKED DOORS.Copy !req
796. BECAUSE IF I CATCH HIM,
HE'S IN FOR SLOW DEATH.Copy !req
797. HERE'S MR. BIRD'S HEART.Copy !req
798. SMALL ANIMALS LOSE HEAT
FASTER THAN LARGE ONES,Copy !req
799. SO THEIR BLOOD
MUST CIRCULATE FASTERCopy !req
800. TO KEEP
THEIR BODIES WARM.Copy !req
801. NOW, SMALL BIRDS—Copy !req
802. THEIR HEARTS BEAT ABOUT
600 TIMES PER MINUTE,Copy !req
803. CATS, 130,Copy !req
804. MAN, ABOUT 75,Copy !req
805. AND A BIG OLD
ELEPHANT'S HEART,Copy !req
806. ONLY 25 A MINUTE.Copy !req
807. Second man: HEY, DOC,
YOU GOT A HUMAN HEART?Copy !req
808. HAS HE GOT
A HUMAN HEART?Copy !req
809. WAIT TILL YOU
SEE THIS.Copy !req
810. ROLL 10.Copy !req
811. Film Narrator:
THESE FREEWAYS BRANCH OUTCopy !req
812. INTO HUNDREDS OF MILES
OF SMALLER ONE-WAY STREETSCopy !req
813. UNTIL YOU CAN'T SEE THEM
WITH THE NAKED EYE...Copy !req
814. MERRY CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
815. AND IF YOU WANT
TO BRING ME A PRESENT,Copy !req
816. A CASSETTE DECK
WOULDN'T BE BAD.Copy !req
817. TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL
WOULD BE VERY NICE.Copy !req
818. UH... HOW ABOUT
A ROLLS-ROYCE CORNICHE?Copy !req
819. MAKE IT RED.Copy !req
820. WEIGHS ONLY ABOUT
3/4 OF A POUND,Copy !req
821. BUT THE WORK
IT TURNS OUTCopy !req
822. IS ALMOST INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
823. HOW LONG WOULD YOU SAY
THAT IT TAKESCopy !req
824. YOUR HEART TO PUMP
A QUART OF BLOOD?Copy !req
825. JUST STANDING
AROUND LIKE THIS.Copy !req
826. A COUPLE MINUTES,
I GUESS.Copy !req
827. YOU'RE WAY OFF.Copy !req
828. NORMALLY, THE HEART WILL
PUMP A QUART OF BLOODCopy !req
829. IN JUST ABOUT
10 SECONDS.Copy !req
830. IN 10 MINUTES,Copy !req
831. IT WOULD FILL THE GAS
TANK OF YOUR CAR.Copy !req
832. IN 10 HOURS,Copy !req
833. IT WOULD FILL
A GAS TRUCK.Copy !req
834. BILLY...Copy !req
835. IT JUST HATCHED.Copy !req
836. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
837. WELL...Copy !req
838. HEY THERE.Copy !req
839. YOU, UH, REMEMBER ME?Copy !req
840. ROY.Copy !req
841. HMM?Copy !req
842. YOU REMEMBER ME,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
843. I WENT AND GOT YOU
A CANDY BAR.Copy !req
844. I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE HUNGRY.Copy !req
845. YOU HUNGRY?Copy !req
846. HMM?Copy !req
847. YOU SHOULD TRY
ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
848. THEY, UH—Copy !req
849. HEY! HEY!Copy !req
850. HEY THERE.Copy !req
851. COME HERE.
DON'T BE AFRAID.Copy !req
852. THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE AFRAID.Copy !req
853. WHERE DID YOU GO?
HUH?Copy !req
854. WHERE ARE YOU?
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.Copy !req
855. I KNOW
YOU'RE UNDER THERE.Copy !req
856. COME ON, NOW.Copy !req
857. YOU'RE NOT STILL ANGRY
ABOUT THAT BLOOD TEST,Copy !req
858. ARE YOU?Copy !req
859. COME ON OUT.
TAKE A BITE.Copy !req
860. LET ME SEE YOU.Copy !req
861. I JUST WANT
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
862. HERE, YOU TRY
SOME OF THIS.Copy !req
863. NOW, I KNOW YOU'VE
GOT TO BE HUNGRY.Copy !req
864. NOW, DON'T YOU
FEEL BETTER?Copy !req
865. AAH!Copy !req
866. MR. HANSON?Copy !req
867. OW!Copy !req
868. GIZMO, KA-KA!Copy !req
869. BILLY, ARE YOU OK?
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
870. MOM, THEY HATCHED.
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.Copy !req
871. PHONE HOME! KA-KA!Copy !req
872. MOM?Copy !req
873. MOM!Copy !req
874. BILLY, WHERE—Copy !req
875. GRR...Copy !req
876. YUM, YUM!Copy !req
877. GET OUT
OF MY KITCHEN!Copy !req
878. HEY!Copy !req
879. UH-OH!Copy !req
880. MOM, ARE YOU
ALRIGHT?Copy !req
881. I THINK SO.Copy !req
882. AAH!Copy !req
883. MOM, IT'S STRIPE.Copy !req
884. SHOULD I GET IT?Copy !req
885. YEAH, GO AHEAD
AND GET IT, HONEY.Copy !req
886. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.Copy !req
887. HELLO, DR. MOLINARO,
CAN WE COME IN, PLEASE?Copy !req
888. MY MOM'S HAD
A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
889. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
890. BILLY...
OH, BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
891. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
892. GIZ?Copy !req
893. LET ME OUT,
LET ME OUT.Copy !req
894. GIZ! OH, SORRY.Copy !req
895. BRIGHT LIGHT,
BRIGHT LIGHT.Copy !req
896. COME HERE.Copy !req
897. THEY ALMOST
GOT YOU, HUH?Copy !req
898. CLIMB IN THERE.Copy !req
899. THE QUESTION IS
TOTALLY WITHOUT MEANING.Copy !req
900. PARDON ME, SIR.Copy !req
901. STUFF?Copy !req
902. THICK AND HEAVY.Copy !req
903. WOULD 60 GALLONS
BE SUFFICIENT?Copy !req
904. I RARELY USE IT
MYSELF, SIR.Copy !req
905. IT PROMOTES RUST.Copy !req
906. DON'T WORRY, GIZ.
WE'LL FIND HIM.Copy !req
907. UH-OH!Copy !req
908. NO!Copy !req
909. GREMLINS, HUH?Copy !req
910. LITTLE MONSTERS?Copy !req
911. HUNDREDS OF THEM?Copy !req
912. WELL, I'M NOT SURE,
MAYBE THOUSANDS.Copy !req
913. THOUSANDS. HA HA!Copy !req
914. LOOK, I KNOW
IT SOUNDS CRAZY,Copy !req
915. I KNOW IT DOES, BUT
IN A MATTER OF HOURSCopy !req
916. THIS TOWN WILL BE
A DISASTER AREA.Copy !req
917. YOU HAVE GOT
TO WARN PEOPLE!Copy !req
918. THINK THIS
KID'S DRUNK?Copy !req
919. NO, BUT YOU ARE.Copy !req
920. I'M NOT DRUNK.Copy !req
921. WHERE DO THESE LITTLE
GREMLINS COME FROM?Copy !req
922. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
923. MY FATHER GAVE ME ONE
AS A PRESENT.Copy !req
924. A PRESENT.Copy !req
925. DOES HE ALWAYS GIVE YOU
VICIOUS LITTLE MONSTERSCopy !req
926. FOR A PRESENT?Copy !req
927. THEY DON'T START OUT
VICIOUS AT FIRST.Copy !req
928. OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
929. THEY DON'T.
THEY LOOK LIKE THIS.Copy !req
930. COULD YOU
DIM THE LIGHTS IN HERE?Copy !req
931. SURE.Copy !req
932. GO AHEAD, BRENT.
DIM THE LIGHTS.Copy !req
933. Ay yu gibbuwik!Copy !req
934. Eeyo basar gigiyo!Copy !req
935. Hey custo yap yar!Copy !req
936. RIGHT, MURRAY?Copy !req
937. QUIT MESSING WITH THE TV.Copy !req
938. YOU HAVE
THE THINGIE.Copy !req
939. HUH? OH.Copy !req
940. GODDAMN FOREIGN TV.Copy !req
941. OH, NOW...Copy !req
942. WE SHOULD'VE
GOT A ZENITH.Copy !req
943. FOREIGN.Copy !req
944. CAN'T GET A DAMN THING.Copy !req
945. WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?Copy !req
946. TO CHECK THE ANTENNA.
MAYBE IT BLEW DOWN.Copy !req
947. BE CAREFUL, DEAR.Copy !req
948. WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?Copy !req
949. AAH!Copy !req
950. RUN, SHEILA!Copy !req
951. IN THE CAB!Copy !req
952. THERE'S A REAL
GREMLIN IN MY CAB!Copy !req
953. AAH!Copy !req
954. OH...Copy !req
955. YUM YUM.Copy !req
956. YUK!Copy !req
957. OH, HELLO, ANDERSON.Copy !req
958. WANT TO MAIL SOMETHING?Copy !req
959. A LAST-MINUTE
PACKAGE, FATHER.Copy !req
960. BE MY GUEST.Copy !req
961. WHAT...Copy !req
962. THAT'S STRANGE, IT—Copy !req
963. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
964. HELP!
HELP!Copy !req
965. PATRIOTIC LITTLE FELLOW,
AIN'T HE?Copy !req
966. WAVING A FLAG
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
967. HEY THERE.
GOOTCHIE GOOTCHIE—Copy !req
968. AH!
CAREFUL, FRANK.Copy !req
969. HE MIGHT
TEAR YOUR ARM OFF.Copy !req
970. WANT ME TO PUT
THE CUFFS ON HIM?Copy !req
971. BILLY, TELL ME
SOMETHING, WILL YOU?Copy !req
972. HOW COME A CUTE
LITTLE GUY LIKE THISCopy !req
973. CAN TURN INTO
1,000 UGLY MONSTERS?Copy !req
974. THIS IS BEFORE IT ENTERS
THE PUPAL STAGE.Copy !req
975. THE PUPAL STAGE.Copy !req
976. PLUS IT MULTIPLIES
WITH WATER.Copy !req
977. GET THE KID
SOME WATER, WILL YOU?Copy !req
978. I WOULDN'T
DO THAT, SHERIFF.Copy !req
979. SHERIFF'S OFFICE.Copy !req
980. YEAH, SPEAKING.Copy !req
981. WHAT?Copy !req
982. OH, NO.Copy !req
983. YEAH, SURE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER.Copy !req
984. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
985. THE FUTTERMANS.Copy !req
986. SOMETHING
ABOUT A SNOWPLOW.Copy !req
987. A FREAK ACCIDENT.Copy !req
988. IT'S THE CREATURES,Copy !req
989. MAKING IT LOOK
LIKE AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
990. SHERIFF!Copy !req
991. SHERIFF, WILL YOU
LISTEN TO ME?Copy !req
992. YOU LISTEN TO ME, KID!Copy !req
993. GO ON HOME,
TAKE LITTLE GIZMO THERE,Copy !req
994. SIT BY THE FIREPLACECopy !req
995. AND OPEN YOUR
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, OK?Copy !req
996. ATTA BOY.Copy !req
997. LET ME DRIVE.Copy !req
998. NO, YOU'RE DRUNK.Copy !req
999. YOU ALWAYS
GET TO DRIVE.Copy !req
1000. 'CAUSE I'M THE SHERIFF,
ASSHOLE.Copy !req
1001. DEAGLE!Copy !req
1002. DEAGLE, DEAGLE, DEAGLE.Copy !req
1003. KOPECK!Copy !req
1004. KOPECK, YOU STOP THAT,
YOU BAD KITTY!Copy !req
1005. KOPECK'S A BAD KITTY.Copy !req
1006. DRACHMA'S A GOOD
LITTLE KITTY.Copy !req
1007. DRACHMA'S SUCH
A GOOD BABY.Copy !req
1008. SHE'S A GOOD KITTY.Copy !req
1009. HERE WE GO,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
1010. ALRIGHT,
YOU STOP THAT.Copy !req
1011. YOU STOP THAT.
YOU STOP THAT.Copy !req
1012. OH, YOU MEAN KITTY,Copy !req
1013. YOU START EATING
BEFORE EVERYBODY'S HERE.Copy !req
1014. COME ON,
OLD DOLLAR BILL.Copy !req
1015. HERE WE GO,
OLD DOLLAR BILL.Copy !req
1016. WE'LL FIX YOU
SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT.Copy !req
1017. EVERYBODY HERE?Copy !req
1018. ALRIGHT, LET GO
OF MOMMY'S COAT.Copy !req
1019. CHRISTMAS CAROLERS.Copy !req
1020. I HATE CHRISTMAS CAROLERS.Copy !req
1021. SCREECHY-VOICED
LITTLE GLUE SNIFFERS.Copy !req
1022. I WARNED YOU BRATS!Copy !req
1023. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
1024. OH, WHAT ARE THEY?Copy !req
1025. WHAT ARE THEY?Copy !req
1026. AAH!Copy !req
1027. THEY'RE HERE!Copy !req
1028. THEY'VE COME FOR ME!Copy !req
1029. I... I... I'M NOT READY.Copy !req
1030. I'M NOT READY YET!Copy !req
1031. I'M NOT... READY.Copy !req
1032. AAH!Copy !req
1033. MY GOD, BRENT.Copy !req
1034. THAT WAS
MRS. DEAGLE.Copy !req
1035. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
1036. GET THEM OFF!Copy !req
1037. GET THEM OFF! AAH!Copy !req
1038. JESUS, FRANK.
THAT'S DAVE MARRS.Copy !req
1039. HE DOES SANTA EVERY YEAR.Copy !req
1040. GET THEM OFF!
GET THEM OFF!Copy !req
1041. YEAH,Copy !req
1042. BUT WHAT THE HELL
IS HE DOING NOW?Copy !req
1043. WHAT'S THAT STUFF
ALL OVER HIM?Copy !req
1044. HUH?Copy !req
1045. FRANK, I REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD GO NOW.Copy !req
1046. WHY DON'T YOU
START THE CAR?Copy !req
1047. 'CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE
TO GO BACK TO THE STATION.Copy !req
1048. FRANK, PLEASE.Copy !req
1049. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
1050. FRANK...Copy !req
1051. FRANK!Copy !req
1052. JESUS, FRANK.Copy !req
1053. WHAT THE HELL
ARE THOSE THINGS?Copy !req
1054. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
1055. IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1056. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?Copy !req
1057. SHUT UP, WILL YOU!Copy !req
1058. FRANK!Copy !req
1059. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
1060. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1061. YOU'RE ON
WITH ROCKIN' RICKY.Copy !req
1062. MY NAME'S PETE.
THERE'S THESE GREEN GUYSCopy !req
1063. WITH BIG TEETH
RUNNING AROUND TOWN.Copy !req
1064. THIS IS CHRISTMAS,
NOT HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
1065. LISTEN, GANG.Copy !req
1066. ROCKIN' RICKY'S
GETTING FED UPCopy !req
1067. WITH ALL THIS
ORSON WELLES CRAP,Copy !req
1068. SO COOL IT,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
1069. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
1070. KENNY, WHAT'S THAT
BACK THERE?Copy !req
1071. ANOTHER
ROCKIN' RICKY FAN?Copy !req
1072. HEY, YOU'RE NOT
A ROCKIN' RICKY FAN!Copy !req
1073. OW! HELP! OW!Copy !req
1074. SIR, I NOTICED
THAT YOU'RE A SMOKER.Copy !req
1075. HMM?Copy !req
1076. I SAID I NOTICED
YOU'RE A SMOKER.Copy !req
1077. I SEE THE CIGARETTES.Copy !req
1078. I NOTICED HERE
THIS BROKEN ASHTRAY.Copy !req
1079. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
1080. IT'S VERY FORTUNATE
THAT I HAPPENED TO COME BY.Copy !req
1081. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
1082. MY NAME'S RANDALL PELTZER.
I'M AN INVENTOR.Copy !req
1083. "FANTASTIC IDEAS
FOR A FANTASTIC WORLD."Copy !req
1084. I MAKE
THE ILLOGICAL LOGICAL.Copy !req
1085. AND I HAVE
SOMETHING HERECopy !req
1086. THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT
BE INTERESTED IN.Copy !req
1087. OH?Copy !req
1088. YES, SIR, I DO.Copy !req
1089. THIS IS...Copy !req
1090. THE PELTZER
SMOKELESS ASHTRAY.Copy !req
1091. I THINK THIS CAN
SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
1092. MM-HMM.Copy !req
1093. AAH!Copy !req
1094. AAH!Copy !req
1095. PLEASE JUST
DON'T BITE ME.Copy !req
1096. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1097. AAH!Copy !req
1098. AH...Copy !req
1099. AH...Copy !req
1100. CHOO!Copy !req
1101. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
1102. AH, OK.Copy !req
1103. OK, OK.Copy !req
1104. AAH!Copy !req
1105. AAH!Copy !req
1106. AAH!Copy !req
1107. ARE YOU
ALRIGHT?Copy !req
1108. YES.Copy !req
1109. LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
1110. AAH!Copy !req
1111. WHAT IS THAT? AAH!Copy !req
1112. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HE'S WITH ME.Copy !req
1113. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
1114. WHAT'S WRONG? WHY ISN'T
THE CAR STARTING?Copy !req
1115. ALRIGHT,Copy !req
1116. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE
A RUN FOR IT, OK?Copy !req
1117. 1, 2, 3!Copy !req
1118. THEY'VE BEEN HERE, TOO.Copy !req
1119. BILLY, WHAT ARE
THESE THINGS?Copy !req
1120. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?Copy !req
1121. THEY'RE
GREMLINS, KATE...Copy !req
1122. JUST LIKE
MR. FUTTERMAN SAID.Copy !req
1123. NOW I HAVE
ANOTHER REASONCopy !req
1124. TO HATE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1125. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1126. THE WORST THING THAT
EVER HAPPENED TO MECopy !req
1127. WAS ON CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1128. GOD, IT WAS
SO HORRIBLE.Copy !req
1129. IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1130. I WAS 9 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
1131. ME AND MOM WERE
DECORATING THE TREE,Copy !req
1132. WAITING FOR DAD
TO COME HOME FROM WORK.Copy !req
1133. A COUPLE HOURS
WENT BY.Copy !req
1134. DAD WASN'T HOME.Copy !req
1135. MOM CALLED THE OFFICE.
NO ANSWER.Copy !req
1136. CHRISTMAS DAY
CAME AND WENT,Copy !req
1137. AND STILL NOTHING.Copy !req
1138. SO THE POLICE
BEGAN A SEARCH.Copy !req
1139. 4 OR 5 DAYS WENT BY.Copy !req
1140. NEITHER ONE OF US
COULD EAT OR SLEEP.Copy !req
1141. EVERYTHING
WAS FALLING APART.Copy !req
1142. IT WAS SNOWING OUTSIDE.Copy !req
1143. THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING,Copy !req
1144. SO I WENT TO TRY
TO LIGHT UP THE FIRE.Copy !req
1145. AND THAT'S WHEN
I NOTICED THE SMELL.Copy !req
1146. THE FIREMEN CAME,Copy !req
1147. BROKE THROUGH
THE CHIMNEY TOP.Copy !req
1148. AND ME AND MOM
WERE EXPECTING THEMCopy !req
1149. TO PULL OUT
A DEAD CAT OR BIRD.Copy !req
1150. AND INSTEAD, THEY
PULLED OUT MY FATHER.Copy !req
1151. HE WAS DRESSED
IN A SANTA CLAUS SUIT.Copy !req
1152. HE'D BEEN CLIMBING
DOWN THE CHIMNEYCopy !req
1153. ON CHRISTMAS EVE,Copy !req
1154. HIS ARMS
LOADED WITH PRESENTS.Copy !req
1155. HE WAS GOING
TO SURPRISE US.Copy !req
1156. HE SLIPPED
AND BROKE HIS NECK.Copy !req
1157. DIED INSTANTLY.Copy !req
1158. AND THAT'S
HOW I FOUND OUTCopy !req
1159. THAT THERE WAS
NO SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
1160. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT SMOKE.Copy !req
1161. IT WILL STOP.
IT'S GUARANTEED.Copy !req
1162. BARNEY, SHUT UP.
DON'T START WITH ME.Copy !req
1163. I'VE GOT A LONG WAY
TO GO, I GOT MY—Copy !req
1164. WHERE DID
THEY ALL GO?Copy !req
1165. IT'LL BE LIGHT SOON.Copy !req
1166. I BET THEY'RE ALL
TOGETHER SOMEPLACE DARK.Copy !req
1167. MOGWAI.Copy !req
1168. SHH, GIZMO.Copy !req
1169. YUM, YUM, YUM.Copy !req
1170. THEY'RE INSIDE.Copy !req
1171. ALL OF THEM?Copy !req
1172. MILK DUDS.Copy !req
1173. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?Copy !req
1174. THEY'RE WATCHING
SNOW WHITE.Copy !req
1175. AND THEY LOVE IT.Copy !req
1176. YIPPEE!Copy !req
1177. WHERE'S
THE BOILER ROOM?Copy !req
1178. IT'S IN THE BACK
OF THE THEATER.Copy !req
1179. HI HO!Copy !req
1180. DOWN THERE.Copy !req
1181. MILK DUDS.Copy !req
1182. BAMBI!Copy !req
1183. YUM.Copy !req
1184. WOW.Copy !req
1185. YUM, YUM.Copy !req
1186. COVER YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
1187. DON'T
BREATHE ANY GAS.Copy !req
1188. UH-OH.Copy !req
1189. RUN.Copy !req
1190. BILLY?Copy !req
1191. GO.Copy !req
1192. BILLY?Copy !req
1193. AAH!Copy !req
1194. BILLY!Copy !req
1195. HURRY UP!Copy !req
1196. OKAY.Copy !req
1197. WATCH OUT.Copy !req
1198. COME ON!Copy !req
1199. OH, LOOK.Copy !req
1200. BILLY, IN
THE DEPARTMENT STORE.Copy !req
1201. OH, STRIPE.Copy !req
1202. KILL.Copy !req
1203. THAT'S STRIPE.
HE'S THE LEADER.Copy !req
1204. IF HE GETS TO WATER,
IT'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
1205. YUM, YUM, YUM.Copy !req
1206. TAKE GIZ, GO BACK,Copy !req
1207. AND TRY AND FIND
SOME KIND OF LIGHT SWITCH.Copy !req
1208. CAREFUL, BILLY.Copy !req
1209. AAH!Copy !req
1210. BILLY.Copy !req
1211. P.A.: RIGHT NOW
IN OUR GARDEN CENTERCopy !req
1212. BUY A FINE IMPORTED
MIKADO SNOWPLOW,Copy !req
1213. REGULARLY $1.500,
NOW ONLY $1,198.Copy !req
1214. ATTENTION,
CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS,Copy !req
1215. SATURDAY MORNING AT 8:30Copy !req
1216. WE'LL HAVE SANTA CLAUS
FOR ALL THE KIDDIES.Copy !req
1217. THAT'S RIGHT.
SANTA CLAUS IN PERSON.Copy !req
1218. ATTENTION,
CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS...Copy !req
1219. ON SALE THIS WEEK FOR
ONLY $75...Copy !req
1220. AH.Copy !req
1221. RIDE BIKE.Copy !req
1222. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
1223. IT TAKES A CERTAIN
KIND OF GUY.Copy !req
1224. AND THAT GUY NEEDS
A CERTAIN KIND OF DAME.Copy !req
1225. LOOKY NOW.Copy !req
1226. WATER.Copy !req
1227. GUN?Copy !req
1228. HEY, GANG,Copy !req
1229. IT'S BEEN A ROUGH NIGHT
FOR ROCKIN' RICKY,Copy !req
1230. BUT HE'S STILL
ON THE AIR.Copy !req
1231. BARNEY, BARNEY!Copy !req
1232. WE'RE GONNA TURN
THE HOSES ON THEM!Copy !req
1233. BILLY...Copy !req
1234. DIE!Copy !req
1235. GIZMO.Copy !req
1236. GIZMO, POW, POW!Copy !req
1237. BRIGHT LIGHT!
BRIGHT LIGHT!Copy !req
1238. WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?Copy !req
1239. GIZ.Copy !req
1240. DAD, YOUR SCARF.Copy !req
1241. TV: WE SWITCH YOU TO THE SCENE
OF THE CHRISTMAS EVE RIOT.Copy !req
1242. THIS IS LEW LANDERS,
WDHB's ACTION CENTRAL NEWS,Copy !req
1243. AT THE SITE
OF DORRY'S TAVERN,Copy !req
1244. OR WHAT USED
TO BE DORRY'S TAVERNCopy !req
1245. IN KINGSTON FALLS,Copy !req
1246. WHERE OFFICIALS ARE NOW
BLAMING MASS HYSTERIACopy !req
1247. FOR THE ESCALATING SERIESCopy !req
1248. OF UNEXPLAINED ACCIDENTS,
FIRES, AND EXPLOSIONSCopy !req
1249. THAT ROCKED
THIS ONCE-PEACEFUL TOWNCopy !req
1250. ON CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1251. THE BIZARRE DEMISE
OF MRS. RUBY DEAGLE,Copy !req
1252. WIDOW OF CONVICTED STOCK
SWINDLER DONALD DEAGLE,Copy !req
1253. SEEMS TO SPELL AN END
TO THE CONTROVERSIAL...Copy !req
1254. DON'T CHEW THAT.Copy !req
1255. DON'T CHEW.Copy !req
1256. I BET HE'D LIKE
SOME CHICKEN SOUP.Copy !req
1257. OH!Copy !req
1258. HONEY, THIS
IS THE GENTLEMANCopy !req
1259. WHO SOLD ME
THE MOGWAI.Copy !req
1260. SOLD. AN INTERESTING
CHOICE OF WORDS.Copy !req
1261. CONFLICTING
EYEWITNESS REPORTSCopy !req
1262. CONCERNING
LITTLE GREEN MEN.Copy !req
1263. YOU TEACH HIM
TO WATCH TELEVISION?Copy !req
1264. AI-YAH.Copy !req
1265. I...Copy !req
1266. OH, NO.Copy !req
1267. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
1268. THERE WAS,
I BELIEVE, A BOX?Copy !req
1269. OH.Copy !req
1270. DAD?Copy !req
1271. RAND, YOUR SCARF.Copy !req
1272. I WARNED YOU.Copy !req
1273. WITH MOGWAI COMES
MUCH RESPONSIBILITY,Copy !req
1274. BUT YOU
DIDN'T LISTEN.Copy !req
1275. AND YOU SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
1276. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.Copy !req
1277. YOU DO WITH MOGWAICopy !req
1278. WHAT YOUR SOCIETYCopy !req
1279. HAS DONE WITH ALL
OF NATURE'S GIFTS.Copy !req
1280. YOU DO NOT
UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
1281. YOU ARE NOT READY.Copy !req
1282. BA-BA.Copy !req
1283. YES?Copy !req
1284. HE HAS SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU.Copy !req
1285. YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT HE SAYSCopy !req
1286. WHEN HE SPEAKS
TO YOU?Copy !req
1287. TO HEAR, ONE HAS
ONLY TO LISTEN.Copy !req
1288. BYE, BILLY.Copy !req
1289. PERHAPS SOMEDAY
YOU MAY BE READY.Copy !req
1290. UNTIL THEN, MOGWAI
WILL BE WAITING.Copy !req
1291. EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
1292. BEFORE YOU GO, I JUST—
I WANTED TO TELL YOUCopy !req
1293. THAT I AM TRULY SORRY
FOR WHAT'S HAPPENED.Copy !req
1294. AND, UH, IF
YOU WOULD ACCEPT IT,Copy !req
1295. I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU
THIS SMALL TOKEN.Copy !req
1296. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE.
THERE'S ONE OTHER ONE.Copy !req
1297. BUT THIS IS
AN INVENTION OF MINE.Copy !req
1298. SMOKELESS ASHTRAY.Copy !req
1299. HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT?Copy !req
1300. MAN AT GAS STATION
TRIED TO SELL ME.Copy !req
1301. LATEST WORD
IN TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
1302. VERY GENEROUS
OF YOU.Copy !req
1303. I'M SURE IT WILL
COME IN HANDY.Copy !req
1304. BYE-BYE,
WOOF-WOOF.Copy !req
1305. MOGWAI.Copy !req
1306. WELL, THAT'S THE STORY.Copy !req
1307. SO IF YOUR AIR CONDITIONER
GOES ON THE FRITZCopy !req
1308. OR YOUR WASHING MACHINE
BLOWS UPCopy !req
1309. OR YOUR VIDEO RECORDER
CONKS OUT,Copy !req
1310. BEFORE YOU CALL
THE REPAIRMAN,Copy !req
1311. TURN ON
ALL THE LIGHTS,Copy !req
1312. CHECK ALL THE CLOSETS
AND CUPBOARDS,Copy !req
1313. LOOK UNDER
ALL THE BEDS,Copy !req
1314. 'CAUSE YOU
NEVER CAN TELL.Copy !req
1315. THERE JUST MIGHT BE
A GREMLIN IN YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req