1. Are you going to
let me in?Copy !req
2. Thank you.Copy !req
3. Shoot, I left the ticket
in the car, I think.Copy !req
4. It's okay. It's under
"Phillip Greenberg."Copy !req
5. It's just one?Copy !req
6. It's two shirts
and a pair of pants.Copy !req
7. Do you mind if
it is all ones?Copy !req
8. No problem.
Okay, sorry.Copy !req
9. Florence.Copy !req
10. Hi, guys.Copy !req
11. Let me put
this stuff down.Copy !req
12. Hi, Mahler.
Florence!Copy !req
13. We're going on vacation!Copy !req
14. I know.Copy !req
15. We're going to Vietnam.
I know.Copy !req
16. But we will come back, right?
We're not going to live there?Copy !req
17. No, that's why
it's a vacation.Copy !req
18. Are you going
to go with us?Copy !req
19. No, remember?
I have to stay here. Why?Copy !req
20. Because I do.
Why?Copy !req
21. Because the vacation
is for family members only,Copy !req
22. so Mahler and I
have to stay in LA.Copy !req
23. Mahler isn't coming?
I want Mahler to come.Copy !req
24. Did you get
the neck pillow?Copy !req
25. Yes. They didn't have those
chocolate-covered rice balls.Copy !req
26. Did you try Trader Joe's?Copy !req
27. Yeah, and Bristol Farms.Copy !req
28. Were you able to find
the liquid decongestant?Copy !req
29. Shoot! Sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
30. It's okay, Florence.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
31. It's fine.
No, no, no.Copy !req
32. And can you tell the gardener to
check the sensor on the sprinklers?Copy !req
33. I'll tell Carlos.Copy !req
34. There's a package
I need you to mailCopy !req
35. to my father.
What else?Copy !req
36. I don't need
this many T-shirts.Copy !req
37. Did you tell her
about your brother?Copy !req
38. My brother will
be staying here.Copy !req
39. He might call
you with things,Copy !req
40. questions or
an errand or two.Copy !req
41. That's not a problem.
He's coming in from New York.Copy !req
42. He just got out of the hospital.
Is he sick?Copy !req
43. Not that kind of hospital.
He had a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
44. Carol, come on.
It's relevant. He's fine.Copy !req
45. Don't pack this skirt.
He really is fine now.Copy !req
46. I mean, he's delicate, but...Copy !req
47. We're hiring him to do
some work around the house.Copy !req
48. He's a carpenter.
He's gonna make Mahler a dog house.Copy !req
49. He says he's going to.Copy !req
50. That'll look nice.
We hope.Copy !req
51. Have a great trip,
you guys.Copy !req
52. Okay.Copy !req
53. And I'll call you if there's anything
else, which I'm sure there is.Copy !req
54. It's no problem.
I want you to come with us.Copy !req
55. And you'll confirm the car service
and flight info for tonight?Copy !req
56. Yes, and I'll put
the cars in the garage.Copy !req
57. Okay, and we can
call or e-mail.Copy !req
58. I'm sure there's
e-mail in Vietnam.Copy !req
59. I think there's
e-mail everywhere.Copy !req
60. I forgot to write you a check.
What do we owe you now?Copy !req
61. Don't worry about it.
It's three weeks...Copy !req
62. Oh, Florence, you have to speak up.
I'm out of checks.Copy !req
63. I want Mahler to come.
I know, I know,Copy !req
64. but it's fine.
I'll give you cash in the meantime.Copy !req
65. No, no. Don't worry about it.
It's really... It's better this way.Copy !req
66. Because then I don't
spend it all at once.Copy !req
67. Are you sure? I'll leave it
for you in the kitchen drawerCopy !req
68. before we go.
I'll let my brother know. Okay.Copy !req
69. Okay.
Bye.Copy !req
70. Okay.
I'll see you soon.Copy !req
71. It's okay.
Let's say goodbye. Bye.Copy !req
72. Bye, Florence.Copy !req
73. Bye.Copy !req
74. Florence, it's Gina.
I'm here. It's packed.Copy !req
75. Don't park on Alvarado,
park on Montana.Copy !req
76. Don't wander away.Copy !req
77. Okay.Copy !req
78. Let's make a point
of sticking together.Copy !req
79. Okay.Copy !req
80. Can I borrow 40 bucks
until tomorrow? Yeah.Copy !req
81. I was thinking this morning that
I've been out of college nowCopy !req
82. for as long as I was in,Copy !req
83. and nobody cares if I
get up in the morning.Copy !req
84. Florence,
it's time to go home now.Copy !req
85. I'm gonna stay.Copy !req
86. I don't know...Copy !req
87. I just got out of
a long relationship.Copy !req
88. This isn't a relationship.Copy !req
89. Right, I know.Copy !req
90. Okay.Copy !req
91. Are you going to
let me in?Copy !req
92. No. Okay.Copy !req
93. Hello?
Hi, this is Roger Greenberg.Copy !req
94. I'm Phillip's brother.Copy !req
95. Oh, hey.Copy !req
96. Is this Florence?Copy !req
97. Sorry.
I'm quitting e-mail.Copy !req
98. Okay. Hi.Copy !req
99. There are people in the pool.Copy !req
100. That's Marlon and Peggy.Copy !req
101. Okay.Copy !req
102. Your brother and Carol let
Marlon and Peggy use the pool.Copy !req
103. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
104. There's more than two.Copy !req
105. They don't come in the house.Copy !req
106. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
107. Your brother left a check for me.
Is it okay if I come by?Copy !req
108. Yeah, I'll be here.Copy !req
109. "Dear
American Airlines,Copy !req
110. "I'm not much in the habit of
writing letters of complaint.Copy !req
111. "I think I could
have lived, and did,Copy !req
112. "with the distance
between your rows.Copy !req
113. "But my issue is not
with the lack of leg room,Copy !req
114. "it is instead with the quality
of the buttons on the seats.Copy !req
115. "When I depress
my recliner button,Copy !req
116. "I expect the chair
to recline.Copy !req
117. "At the very least,
to move.Copy !req
118. "This was not the case with Seat
26C on Flight 41 from JFK..."Copy !req
119. Hi, little Mahler baby.Copy !req
120. Hi, I'm Florence.
I hope that this isn't a bad time.Copy !req
121. My check.Copy !req
122. No, I guess it's fine.Copy !req
123. Okay.Copy !req
124. Do you want a treat?Copy !req
125. Come here. Come here.Copy !req
126. His tongue's so scratchy.Copy !req
127. Good dog.Copy !req
128. Remember how they used to play this
on the radio every time it rained?Copy !req
129. I'm not sure.Copy !req
130. And if there was a fire,
they'd play Burn Baby Burn.Copy !req
131. Or, what was it called?Copy !req
132. Disco Inferno.Copy !req
133. I don't think I know it.Copy !req
134. It's funny.Copy !req
135. Before your time,
I guess.Copy !req
136. You have to see
past the kitsch.Copy !req
137. I can see past it.Copy !req
138. Cool.Copy !req
139. Phillip said if
you need anything,Copy !req
140. I can go pick you up
groceries or things.Copy !req
141. I'm okay. You sure?
It's not a problem.Copy !req
142. Well, I guess I
could use some things.Copy !req
143. Sure. Make a list.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
144. I'm gonna take
him on a W-A-L-K.Copy !req
145. Oh, no. No, I got it.Copy !req
146. Okay, cool.Copy !req
147. Bye.Copy !req
148. This is Ivan.
Leave a message after the tone.Copy !req
149. Ivan, it's Greenberg.
How you doing, man?Copy !req
150. I'm in LA.Copy !req
151. I'm here, actually.
In from New York City.Copy !req
152. So, give me a call.
I'm staying at my brother's house.Copy !req
153. He's in Vietnam.Copy !req
154. I think he's opening a
hotel there or something.Copy !req
155. Give me a call, man.
It'd be great to see you.Copy !req
156. "Dear Mayor Bloomberg,Copy !req
157. "I write as a concerned citizen
that has finally had enoughCopy !req
158. "of the abominable traffic noise
that has engulfed the city.Copy !req
159. "If you placed
a police officerCopy !req
160. "at strategically
chosen corners of Manhattan,Copy !req
161. "it would result in the needed
employment of crime fighters,Copy !req
162. "less crime and trafficking, and a
lower contingent of horn-honkers.Copy !req
163. "If you're into green..."
And who isn't?Copy !req
164. "... it'll make for a significant
reduction in noise pollution.Copy !req
165. "If they can do it in LA, a car
culture if ever there was one,Copy !req
166. "I'm confident we can do it
here in Manhattan."Copy !req
167. It's true.
No one really honks here.Copy !req
168. Yeah. In LA, they understand the
horn is for emergencies only.Copy !req
169. In New York, it's a constant.
Yeah.Copy !req
170. I don't know. I don't really recognize
New York anymore, you know?Copy !req
171. "You might be
interested to knowCopy !req
172. "that in the relatively recently
acquired state of Hawaii,Copy !req
173. "there's a law on the books that
prohibits the honking of horns entirely.Copy !req
174. "Yours in hopes of green
sound, Roger Greenberg."Copy !req
175. When did you get in?Copy !req
176. Only Monday.
You're the first person I called.Copy !req
177. No, I didn't mean... No, I know.
I was just saying.Copy !req
178. Right.
How long you staying for?Copy !req
179. About six weeks.Copy !req
180. Can you imagine
going to Vietnam?Copy !req
181. What, to fight?Copy !req
182. Well, to fight, too,
but I just meant now.Copy !req
183. My brother and his wife
are there on vacation.Copy !req
184. I don't know.Copy !req
185. Some people like to travel.Copy !req
186. That's my brother's
wife's daughter, Sara.Copy !req
187. My step-sister?Copy !req
188. Niece.Copy !req
189. She's at UC Santa Cruz.Copy !req
190. Uh, no, thanks, man.
I don't really drink anymore.Copy !req
191. Okay.Copy !req
192. Yeah, it's for the best.Copy !req
193. I've got into these Arnold Palmers.
Iced tea, lemonade.Copy !req
194. Yeah, I don't have that.Copy !req
195. I thought I'd told you.Copy !req
196. I guess I think we
talk more than we do.Copy !req
197. The beard is cool.
Yeah.Copy !req
198. You know,
it's a winter beard.Copy !req
199. I probably shouldn't
be on the table here.Copy !req
200. Maybe don't sit
on the speaker.Copy !req
201. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
202. So, what do you
want to do today?Copy !req
203. Um, Beller's having a barbeque,
which means, you know...Copy !req
204. Oh, what's he up to?Copy !req
205. He directs television.
He calls me up with computer questions.Copy !req
206. What a dick.Copy !req
207. He always offers to pay.Copy !req
208. Yeah, still rude.Copy !req
209. Let's not do that.Copy !req
210. Uh...Copy !req
211. What else, man?Copy !req
212. We could get a drink at a
bar, we could stay here.Copy !req
213. They have videos.
Yeah.Copy !req
214. I think I saw Mannequin.Copy !req
215. And, uh, Gung Ho?Copy !req
216. I remember that
being funny.Copy !req
217. Gung Ho's good.
Yeah.Copy !req
218. It'd be interesting
to watch it now.Copy !req
219. In the day?Copy !req
220. I meant now,
like, you know...Copy !req
221. Oh, these days. Yeah.
Now,Copy !req
222. as opposed to when it was made.
Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
223. I'm not sure about these pants.
They look flarey to you?Copy !req
224. No, I think
that's the style.Copy !req
225. I feel like I
should have worn jeans.Copy !req
226. No one's going to be
dressed up at this thing.Copy !req
227. Fabula and I are on
this trial separation.Copy !req
228. Oh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
229. It's a lot to go into.Copy !req
230. I feel terrible
for Victor, you know.Copy !req
231. I'd love you to meet him.
He's like a little person now.Copy !req
232. Yeah, I saw him
a few years ago.Copy !req
233. Yeah, but now he's eight. He's like a friend.
He's fun to hang out with.Copy !req
234. I'm glad you're here, man.Copy !req
235. It's good for me to
get out like this.Copy !req
236. Want to put your blinker on?Copy !req
237. Casa de Beller.Copy !req
238. Keep going. Keep going.Copy !req
239. Keep going.Copy !req
240. What a fucking nightmare.Copy !req
241. Maybe we can park here.Copy !req
242. No, no, no. Let's go home.Copy !req
243. I shouldn't have let you talk me into this.
It's a nightmare here.Copy !req
244. It's this kind of shit...Copy !req
245. I can't find a movie I want to
go to in the fucking multiplex,Copy !req
246. or when I'm in Starbucks,
I hear music I actually like.Copy !req
247. But we drove all the way out here.
Let's have one drink.Copy !req
248. Is this a fucking
children's party?Copy !req
249. Beller, how are you?Copy !req
250. I'm good.Copy !req
251. Hey, man.
Johno.Copy !req
252. Hey, Greenberg,
what are you doing out here?Copy !req
253. You know...Copy !req
254. Hey, Beth.
Oh, my God. Hey.Copy !req
255. Should I know?
Are you really big or something?Copy !req
256. No, Megan.Copy !req
257. I didn't know
you were out here.Copy !req
258. I wasn't.Copy !req
259. How is Lenny?Copy !req
260. Oh, dude, or what about
Your Grandma's Pussy?Copy !req
261. It's like Anaconda,
with seven cards down.Copy !req
262. I'm fair to middling.
You know.Copy !req
263. Leonard Maltin would give me
two-and-a-half stars.Copy !req
264. I haven't seen you since,
probably, like 10 years ago.Copy !req
265. In his movie guide. Yeah, I think it
was actually Matt Levy's wedding.Copy !req
266. I'm all shits
and giggles today.Copy !req
267. Yeah. I think you'll find
I'm pretty much all shits.Copy !req
268. It's sad about Matt Levy.
Yeah.Copy !req
269. Wait, what happened?Copy !req
270. Oh, you didn't hear.Copy !req
271. He died.Copy !req
272. Texas Hold 'em is dead.
It's dead.Copy !req
273. You know, that shit just
makes your lips drier.Copy !req
274. I know.Copy !req
275. There's Beth.Copy !req
276. She and Steven
are getting a divorce.Copy !req
277. They were
a cool couple.Copy !req
278. Are any of those yours?Copy !req
279. Yes, mine are the one
in the bumblebee costumeCopy !req
280. and the one in
the devil costume.Copy !req
281. I think that's The Flash.Copy !req
282. All the men out here
dress like children,Copy !req
283. and the kids dress
like superheroes.Copy !req
284. Hi, Dad.
Hey, sweet pea.Copy !req
285. Come to think of it, Steven's kind of
a less Jewish-Iooking version of you.Copy !req
286. Less? I'm not even...
I'm only half.Copy !req
287. Yeah,
but you're doing this.Copy !req
288. What's...Copy !req
289. I'm thinking small.Copy !req
290. Is this a Jewish gesture?Copy !req
291. I don't know.Copy !req
292. Beller,
always with the self-hatred.Copy !req
293. You're sweating.
I am. Yeah.Copy !req
294. Have you been to
one of Eric's seders?Copy !req
295. Eric gave trees to Israel.Copy !req
296. Am I not allowed
to joke about it?Copy !req
297. No, I know. I'm just saying, since
you said "less Jewish-Iooking,"Copy !req
298. because most people
think I look Italian.Copy !req
299. And since my mom was
actually Protestant,Copy !req
300. I'm not actually
Jewish at all, so...Copy !req
301. Good to see you.Copy !req
302. What are you
doing these days?Copy !req
303. You're in New York, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
304. Making music?Copy !req
305. Haven't played
music in years.Copy !req
306. I'm a carpenter,
you know, for money.Copy !req
307. But right now, I'm really trying
to do nothing for a while.Copy !req
308. That's brave at our age.Copy !req
309. I'm here for a few weeks
at my brother's,Copy !req
310. and wanna have
a drink or something?Copy !req
311. Um...Copy !req
312. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
313. "Dear Starbucks,Copy !req
314. "in your attempt to manufacture
culture out of fast-food coffee,Copy !req
315. "you've been surprisingly
successful, for the most part.Copy !req
316. "The part that isn't covered
by 'the most part' sucks."Copy !req
317. Hello?Copy !req
318. Florence, hey,
it's Roger Greenberg.Copy !req
319. Hi.Copy !req
320. Sorry, I'm eating.Copy !req
321. That's okay.Copy !req
322. You wanna have
a drink or something?Copy !req
323. Um...Copy !req
324. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
325. Um...Copy !req
326. Is there a bar you
know we can go to?Copy !req
327. There's one near my apartment,
but it's pretty lame.Copy !req
328. Okay.Copy !req
329. It's in Culver City.
Do you want to meet me there?Copy !req
330. I don't drive.Copy !req
331. Those are all
kind of cheesy.Copy !req
332. You have the light.
Oh.Copy !req
333. Oh.Copy !req
334. Oh...Copy !req
335. Do you mind if we stop by my house?
I left my purse. Sorry.Copy !req
336. Do you need it?Copy !req
337. I still get carded.Copy !req
338. I don't read enough.Copy !req
339. I'm such a bad reader.Copy !req
340. Is that you?Copy !req
341. Yeah, it's one
of the rare timesCopy !req
342. I was actually
happy around my dad.Copy !req
343. Did you do that?Copy !req
344. No, that's my niece.Copy !req
345. It's good.Copy !req
346. She's four.Copy !req
347. I want to have
a relationship with her,Copy !req
348. she's just not
that friendly with me.Copy !req
349. You want to see?
I got her these puppets for her birthday.Copy !req
350. They might be too old.
They have sticks.Copy !req
351. Yeah. I'm sure
they'll be fine.Copy !req
352. What do you have to drink?Copy !req
353. Um...Copy !req
354. Oh.Copy !req
355. Okay, you don't
want to go to the bar?Copy !req
356. It's Friday.
The bars are probablyCopy !req
357. full of bridge
and tunnel people.Copy !req
358. Or whatever the LA version
of bridge and tunnel is.Copy !req
359. Sorry.Copy !req
360. I don't really have...Copy !req
361. There's a Corona Light and some cheap
tequila someone left here once.Copy !req
362. Shall we split
the Corona?Copy !req
363. Okay.Copy !req
364. I get the hiccups when I
first drink carbonation.Copy !req
365. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
366. I'm wearing kind
of an ugly bra.Copy !req
367. It's like an ACE bandage.
There's no clasp.Copy !req
368. Do you hear a train?Copy !req
369. Is that a train?Copy !req
370. I get kind of nerdy.Copy !req
371. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
372. Can we take it slow?Copy !req
373. I'm sorry,
it's just that...Copy !req
374. I just got out of
a long relationship,Copy !req
375. and I don't want to
go from just having sexCopy !req
376. to just having sex
to just having sex.Copy !req
377. Who's the third
"just having sex"?Copy !req
378. You, if we had sex.Copy !req
379. Okay,
then who's the second?Copy !req
380. A guy I met at
this gallery thing.Copy !req
381. You slept with him?Copy !req
382. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
383. How did that go?Copy !req
384. What do you mean?
The sex?Copy !req
385. Yeah. Well...Copy !req
386. It was pretty awkward.Copy !req
387. What is that
on your lip?Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. Is that a...
Nothing.Copy !req
390. No, it's not a cold sore.
You sure?Copy !req
391. Yeah, I picked it.Copy !req
392. Where's your bathroom?Copy !req
393. This is so annoying, but I have
to call my friend, Gina, back.Copy !req
394. Sorry, it's just, if I don't call her
back, then I'll be a bad friend.Copy !req
395. She's always got an emergency.
I'm sure it's nothing.Copy !req
396. Uh, how far do you think
it would be to walk?Copy !req
397. To your brother's?Copy !req
398. Way too long, like five miles.
You can stay here.Copy !req
399. I have the dog and...Copy !req
400. I can drive you.
This will only take a second.Copy !req
401. You have to call
her right this moment?Copy !req
402. Won't she understand
you're in the middle of a...Copy !req
403. No, no.
I'll take you now. Sorry.Copy !req
404. You know, I... You don't have to do that.
You've got your robe...Copy !req
405. Oh, no.
It's not a problem.Copy !req
406. I can probably call a cab.Copy !req
407. Okay.Copy !req
408. This is stupid.Copy !req
409. I'm singing this Saturday at
this place on Orange and Sunset.Copy !req
410. I mean, if you feel like it.
I know it's last minute.Copy !req
411. Oh, my friend Gina
made the flyersCopy !req
412. and she wrote down
the address wrong.Copy !req
413. I don't think...
What time?Copy !req
414. Like 11:30.Copy !req
415. There's a lot of acts, so it's
kind of hard to pinpoint.Copy !req
416. Don't feel obligated.Copy !req
417. We probably shouldn't
do this again.Copy !req
418. I mean, you work for my brother.
Yeah.Copy !req
419. And I'm really trying to
do nothing right now.Copy !req
420. That's cool.Copy !req
421. And I've got to stop doing things
just 'cause they feel good.Copy !req
422. A mental patient
just went down on you.Copy !req
423. Why do you say it like that?
He's not crazy.Copy !req
424. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
425. A lot of people go
to insane asylums.Copy !req
426. A lot of people
are in therapy,Copy !req
427. they're not in
insane asylums.Copy !req
428. He's also 40.Copy !req
429. Jesus.Copy !req
430. He seems vulnerable.Copy !req
431. I'm awake now.Copy !req
432. That could happen.
What?Copy !req
433. It'd have to be a super
high-end fucking garbage disposal.Copy !req
434. You can't hold any
revelations I hadCopy !req
435. during a shamanic
ceremony against me.Copy !req
436. There. You're judging me.
That guy's there.Copy !req
437. Oh, hey, what's up, man?Copy !req
438. Hey.Copy !req
439. Why am I still pissed off?
We were 25.Copy !req
440. We finally got a break,
and you had to fuck it up.Copy !req
441. I didn't like the deal.Copy !req
442. It was completely standard.
It was a record deal, Roger, okay?Copy !req
443. It was a very big
thing for us andCopy !req
444. we were not gonna get
any better than that.Copy !req
445. It was corporate bullshit.Copy !req
446. I didn't want to be a slave
to the A and R department.Copy !req
447. They'd fuck with the songs.
We had no control.Copy !req
448. You were not the only person
in the band, Roger.Copy !req
449. Do you understand that?Copy !req
450. It's morally reprehensible
what you did.Copy !req
451. I'm sorry, but I didn't want to
do it unless it was on our terms.Copy !req
452. Well, you got your way,
you know.Copy !req
453. There's no record.
There's no band.Copy !req
454. There's your terms. Awesome.Copy !req
455. Beller,
it was 15 years ago.Copy !req
456. You're rich. What do you care?
You've done all right.Copy !req
457. It doesn't matter.
No, it does matter.Copy !req
458. You're not the person
who I thought you were.Copy !req
459. What about Ivan?
He's fixing computers now.Copy !req
460. This could have
changed his life.Copy !req
461. Ivan was counting on it.
He co-wrote those songs with you, man.Copy !req
462. Ivan wrote some of
the music with me.Copy !req
463. Stop rationalizing.Copy !req
464. Ivan can take
care of himself.Copy !req
465. I'm surprised
he still speaks to you.Copy !req
466. You know,
why am I even here?Copy !req
467. You're never gonna change.Copy !req
468. What's that?
What's that sigh?Copy !req
469. Nothing.Copy !req
470. What are you doing?
Asshole.Copy !req
471. Hey.Copy !req
472. Go get it.Copy !req
473. Go get it.Copy !req
474. What the fuck?Copy !req
475. Hello?
Florence, it's Roger Greenberg.Copy !req
476. Hey.
Um...Copy !req
477. Mahler's...
He's breathing weird,Copy !req
478. and he's suddenly
lethargic and...Copy !req
479. Sometimes
he gets overheated.Copy !req
480. No, I mean,
he hasn't moved, period.Copy !req
481. And I can't get
through to fucking Vietnam,Copy !req
482. and I'm sorry to
have to call you.Copy !req
483. I just...
I don't know if you know...Copy !req
484. How long do we wait?Copy !req
485. I don't know.
They seem kind of busy.Copy !req
486. Should I go ask?Copy !req
487. If you want.Copy !req
488. Do you wanna do it?Copy !req
489. Oh.Copy !req
490. Okay.Copy !req
491. They know we're here,
but...Copy !req
492. Hi.Copy !req
493. Do you know how much
longer for Mahler?Copy !req
494. You know,
I think we're just waitingCopy !req
495. for a doctor to
get out of the room.Copy !req
496. Okay.Copy !req
497. She thinks that
they're just waitingCopy !req
498. for a doctor to
get out of the room.Copy !req
499. Yeah, I could hear her.
Okay.Copy !req
500. I think
it's sciatica.Copy !req
501. Yeah,
he's had that before.Copy !req
502. But his eyes are jaundiced,
so I'd like to run some testsCopy !req
503. and I will keep him overnight just
to make sure everything is okay.Copy !req
504. And I imagine you can
bring him home tomorrow.Copy !req
505. Thank you.
It's okay.Copy !req
506. They gave him
an infusion?Copy !req
507. Is it his white blood cells
or his red blood cells?Copy !req
508. I'm pretty sure white.Copy !req
509. Well, it makes a difference.
Are you taking notes?Copy !req
510. I haven't yet, no.Copy !req
511. You have to
write this stuff downCopy !req
512. if you're not
gonna remember it.Copy !req
513. I'm sorry. I'm almost
positive it's white.Copy !req
514. Did you ask him
about the dog house?Copy !req
515. When's he
coming home?Copy !req
516. He was supposed
to come home today,Copy !req
517. but the numbers dropped and they
wanna keep him until he's stable.Copy !req
518. But they asked if the
gardeners use rat poison.Copy !req
519. They're not supposed to.Copy !req
520. Shit! Should we be
getting on a plane?Copy !req
521. No. No, he'll be okay.Copy !req
522. I mean, I'll let you know if...
Fuck.Copy !req
523. Mahler.Copy !req
524. Has he started
the dog house?Copy !req
525. I'll call Florence
and get the information.Copy !req
526. I'm doing it, okay? So you can call me.
'Cause I pretty much got it.Copy !req
527. Pretty much isn't very
comforting to Carol and me.Copy !req
528. Yeah, well,
he's not my dog, okay?Copy !req
529. I'm trying to
take care of it.Copy !req
530. Listen, I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
531. I know when Mom was sick,
I know you saidCopy !req
532. I needed to come out,
but Mom said I didn't.Copy !req
533. Listen, we've done that.
Mom's dead.Copy !req
534. I'm not gonna
baby you about it.Copy !req
535. I'm talking about right now.
I'm in Vietnam and my dog is sick.Copy !req
536. And you know what?
Carol warned me.Copy !req
537. This is so
fucking typical of you.Copy !req
538. I'm sorry to get so heated.Copy !req
539. I know you're trying.
It's scary being so far away.Copy !req
540. Yeah, well,
you can trust me, okay?Copy !req
541. I know.Copy !req
542. How...Copy !req
543. How are you doing?
Huh, man?Copy !req
544. I'm fine.Copy !req
545. Fine.Copy !req
546. Good.
What's going on?Copy !req
547. Carol wants me to ask about the
dog house, if that even matters now.Copy !req
548. Can the pool overflow?Copy !req
549. Yes, the pool can
fucking overflow!Copy !req
550. What the fuck's
going on over there?Copy !req
551. It's raining.
"Have a great vacation."Copy !req
552. "Thank you.
Take care of my house and dog."Copy !req
553. "Oh, is he dead? Sorry."Copy !req
554. You know what?
I asked you a question.Copy !req
555. "Can the pool overflow?"
Fuck you!Copy !req
556. Hello?Copy !req
557. There's a rugged
road on the prairieCopy !req
558. Stretchin' all across
the last frontierCopy !req
559. There a stranger strives
solitaryCopy !req
560. Blessed is the
lonesome pioneerCopy !req
561. Roll on, roll on, roll onCopy !req
562. Night birds are flyin'Copy !req
563. Come on, the light is goneCopy !req
564. Hope's slowly dyin'Copy !req
565. Tell me how you come
ridin' throughCopy !req
566. Can I get four beers?Copy !req
567. Are you Roger?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
568. I'm Gina,Copy !req
569. Florence's friend.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
570. I've heard
a lot about you.Copy !req
571. Do you wanna
come join our table?Copy !req
572. No, I think I'll stay here.
Maybe later.Copy !req
573. Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
574. She's so ultra-sexy
and hot up there.Copy !req
575. What's that look?Copy !req
576. You're so quiet.Copy !req
577. I'm thinking of
a letter I'm gonna write.Copy !req
578. I hear you don't drive.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
579. Did you ever drive?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
580. I grew up here,
I drove then.Copy !req
581. I moved to New York
and I stopped.Copy !req
582. It was really
nice meeting you.Copy !req
583. Gainin' steady
till this round is wonCopy !req
584. On the long and lonely road
to kingdom comeCopy !req
585. People far below
chasin' pleasuresCopy !req
586. Offer him directions
on the runCopy !req
587. Prophets on the path
offer treasuresCopy !req
588. And though he's mighty hungry
he takes noneCopy !req
589. Roll on, roll on, roll onCopy !req
590. Night birds are flyin'Copy !req
591. Come on, the light is goneCopy !req
592. Hope's slowly dyin'Copy !req
593. People don't call on
my birthday anymore.Copy !req
594. I guess I don't call people on their
birthdays, so why should they call me?Copy !req
595. I didn't call you.
When's yours?Copy !req
596. November.Copy !req
597. That's right.
I'll call you this year.Copy !req
598. We're taking
her to this side.Copy !req
599. Laughing already
demonstrates appreciation,Copy !req
600. the applause
seems superfluous.Copy !req
601. And also, it's like,
just treat the restaurantCopy !req
602. like it's your
living room, guy.Copy !req
603. I'm weirdly on tonight.Copy !req
604. Should we order?Copy !req
605. Maybe I should've
invited Florence.Copy !req
606. Or I should've had a party.Copy !req
607. Birthdays are hard, man.Copy !req
608. It's weird aging, right?Copy !req
609. It's like, "What the fuck is going on?
" I know.Copy !req
610. Youth is wasted
on the young.Copy !req
611. I'd go further.
I'd go,Copy !req
612. "Life is wasted onCopy !req
613. "people."Copy !req
614. Should I invite her?Copy !req
615. It doesn't have
to mean anything.Copy !req
616. I don't wanna set up a series
of expectations with her.Copy !req
617. What do you think?Copy !req
618. Yeah, if you want.Copy !req
619. I guess I could call her.Copy !req
620. Okay, then we should
wait to order.Copy !req
621. Maybe it'd be good.
Do you care?Copy !req
622. No, no.
It's a different dynamic.Copy !req
623. Yeah. She lives near here.
I'll see if she's around.Copy !req
624. She probably has
other plans.Copy !req
625. I won't get into it
being my birthday.Copy !req
626. She's young.Copy !req
627. Thank you.Copy !req
628. Thank you.Copy !req
629. Thanks.Copy !req
630. I don't find a lot of
girls in LA attractive.Copy !req
631. Do you?
I do, yeah.Copy !req
632. I said I don't.Copy !req
633. Oh, I do.Copy !req
634. She isn't as pretty as Beth,Copy !req
635. or her face is,
but she's bigger.Copy !req
636. Not fat.Copy !req
637. I find it sexy,
but you'll see.Copy !req
638. I never found Beth as beautiful
as everyone else did.Copy !req
639. She was my girlfriend.Copy !req
640. Years ago.Copy !req
641. I didn't think
you'd take offense.Copy !req
642. Well, you like
racist Portuguese women.Copy !req
643. She made one remark,
and it's a cultural thing.Copy !req
644. I mean, by our standards,
Fabula's mother is a bigot.Copy !req
645. I know you never liked Fabula.
Florence is...Copy !req
646. If you worked in
an office with her,Copy !req
647. you'd definitely
develop a crush on her,Copy !req
648. but outside the office,Copy !req
649. you'd start to wonder if she
was as cute as you'd imagined.Copy !req
650. I'm just saying,
you know, Fabula isCopy !req
651. a lot less possessive
than she used to be.Copy !req
652. You'd like her more now.Copy !req
653. Can I get another Scotch?Copy !req
654. That's the busboy.Copy !req
655. Fine, can I get another fork?
This one has some food on it.Copy !req
656. Fabula never got you.Copy !req
657. She thought she'd bagged
some fancy British guyCopy !req
658. rather than just Ivan.Copy !req
659. I know she helped you with the
addiction and everything,Copy !req
660. but you're over that now.Copy !req
661. We have to find you someone.Copy !req
662. It's too bad neither of us
are the type to go whoring.Copy !req
663. Is that her?Copy !req
664. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
665. This is Ivan.Copy !req
666. Hello.
It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
667. Hi. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
668. Sorry.
Sorry.Copy !req
669. I'll be right back.Copy !req
670. Hello?
Beth.Copy !req
671. What?Copy !req
672. Beth?Copy !req
673. Who?Copy !req
674. Is this a child?Copy !req
675. Yes.Copy !req
676. Is your mom there?Copy !req
677. Who is this?Copy !req
678. Roger.Copy !req
679. Miller?Copy !req
680. Roger.Copy !req
681. Mom, it's Miller!Copy !req
682. Hello?
Beth.Copy !req
683. Who's this?Copy !req
684. Roger.Copy !req
685. Oh, hi.Copy !req
686. What are you doing?Copy !req
687. I'm sewing Charles' pants.Copy !req
688. Uh-huh.
Is Charles your son?Copy !req
689. Yeah. Hot stuff.Copy !req
690. Are you sewing
his Flash suit?Copy !req
691. Is he the devil
or the Flash? Did he say?Copy !req
692. Yeah.Copy !req
693. How's the rest of
your week looking?Copy !req
694. What'd you do with her?
She's in the bathroom.Copy !req
695. You see what I mean
about working in an office?Copy !req
696. Where'd you go?Copy !req
697. I called Beth.Copy !req
698. Really? Come on, I mean,
Beth is a part of my life.Copy !req
699. She's...Copy !req
700. I don't believe that things
happen for a reason, but maybeCopy !req
701. me being out here at
this particular time,Copy !req
702. it's happening for a reason.Copy !req
703. I cannot believe
you still have this.Copy !req
704. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
And I got you this.Copy !req
705. Wow. "The Magic Marker.
Live!" Man, look at Beller.Copy !req
706. How is Lenny?Copy !req
707. Lenny not so good.Copy !req
708. You've got a bit of
a mullet going on there.Copy !req
709. No, I think
that's a shadow.Copy !req
710. You're trying so
hard to look casual.Copy !req
711. Happy birthday
to youCopy !req
712. No, don't have them
do that. Don't.Copy !req
713. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
714. Don't.Copy !req
715. You're such
a fucking asshole.Copy !req
716. Roger, relax.Copy !req
717. You know I hate this shit.
Will you stop? No...Copy !req
718. Okay?Copy !req
719. Sit on my dick, asshole!Copy !req
720. And many more.Copy !req
721. What the fuck, right?Copy !req
722. Well, he just got out of a
mental hospital. Right.Copy !req
723. What? Really?Copy !req
724. I mean, who does that?
Gets the waiters.Copy !req
725. I'm not one of these
preening LA peopleCopy !req
726. who likes everything
to be about them.Copy !req
727. I'm not some dickhead who does
karaoke at the Farmers MarketCopy !req
728. and hosts a running charades
game every Friday night,Copy !req
729. and swing dances.Copy !req
730. What?Copy !req
731. You told Ivan to
sit on your dick.Copy !req
732. Did I?
Yeah.Copy !req
733. What the hell
does that mean?Copy !req
734. I don't know.Copy !req
735. Okay.Copy !req
736. Now,Copy !req
737. happy birthday.Copy !req
738. Great.Copy !req
739. So, I got the witch.Copy !req
740. Thanks.Copy !req
741. I made a snap judgment.Copy !req
742. If you'd rather the devil,
you can switch it out.Copy !req
743. No, I'm happy
with the witch.Copy !req
744. You're right, these are
too old for your niece.Copy !req
745. I'm impressed by you.Copy !req
746. In what way?Copy !req
747. I don't know.Copy !req
748. I mean, you seem
really fine doing nothing.Copy !req
749. It's like you don't feel all that
bullshit pressure to be successful.Copy !req
750. I mean,
by other people's standards.Copy !req
751. I'm...Copy !req
752. You know, I almost had a record
deal when I got out of college.Copy !req
753. I haven't done nothing.Copy !req
754. Cool.Copy !req
755. I want to be
doing nothing.Copy !req
756. I'm doing
nothing deliberately.Copy !req
757. That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
758. I don't know that
I could do nothingCopy !req
759. and be that cool
with everything.Copy !req
760. Well, there's so
much crap out there.Copy !req
761. Mahler's not at home.Copy !req
762. You could stay over.Copy !req
763. Wink-wink.Copy !req
764. Um...Copy !req
765. I'm not supposed to...Copy !req
766. I try not to...Copy !req
767. But, fuck it.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
768. Ivan's nice.Copy !req
769. Is he your best friend?Copy !req
770. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
771. I lost Ivan
there for a few yearsCopy !req
772. to this racist
he met in rehab.Copy !req
773. But their marriage is ending,
which is good for him,Copy !req
774. and me, to be honest.Copy !req
775. Good.Copy !req
776. You probably
wouldn't believe this,Copy !req
777. but in college we
all looked up to him.Copy !req
778. He was from EnglandCopy !req
779. and he used to be
really handsome and stylishCopy !req
780. and kind of great.
I can believe that.Copy !req
781. Ivan and I call each other "man
," but it's meant as a joke.Copy !req
782. It's the kind of thing
we wouldn't say, 'cause...Copy !req
783. It's our imitation
of other people.Copy !req
784. I know what that's like.Copy !req
785. This friend of mine,
Marnie, and me,Copy !req
786. we went...Copy !req
787. We went to this
cheesy bar in HollywoodCopy !req
788. and we just thought,Copy !req
789. "Let's pretend to
be these slutty girlsCopy !req
790. "who are looking
to get picked up,Copy !req
791. "even though we're not."Copy !req
792. And we end up talking
to these two frat guys,Copy !req
793. but, like, 30.Copy !req
794. And they were all
into their bodiesCopy !req
795. and cologned,
very well-groomed.Copy !req
796. And we ended up going back
to one of their places.Copy !req
797. And I think one of them was,
like, almost retarded,Copy !req
798. or else he was really drunk,Copy !req
799. because he
didn't make any sense.Copy !req
800. And they got out
this video cameraCopy !req
801. and Marnie and I, we did
this kind of striptease.Copy !req
802. And it was crazyCopy !req
803. because we were still
playing these girls,Copy !req
804. but there we were,
showing our breasts...Copy !req
805. And then,Copy !req
806. we ran out of there pretty fast.
We were total freaks.Copy !req
807. You never have
anything good to drink.Copy !req
808. You know, that's like the
stupidest story I've ever heard.Copy !req
809. It's just...Copy !req
810. Bye.Copy !req
811. What? What is the
point of that story?Copy !req
812. Lots of really
great, interesting peopleCopy !req
813. have tried to
kill themselves.Copy !req
814. He tried to
kill himself?Copy !req
815. I don't think so.
I'm just saying.Copy !req
816. Come on,
he's an asshole.Copy !req
817. That's a defense.Copy !req
818. He's not like us.
He's...Copy !req
819. You can tell that a lot of normal
stuff is really hard for him.Copy !req
820. Like being nice?Copy !req
821. I like him.Copy !req
822. Should I call him?
No!Copy !req
823. I don't like
how he treats you.Copy !req
824. He acts like
you work for him.Copy !req
825. Well, I work
for his brother.Copy !req
826. I don't wanna be rude.Copy !req
827. If you keep driving him places,
I'll stop speaking to you.Copy !req
828. Okay.Copy !req
829. We think it's an autoimmune disorder.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
830. This hospital, it has more
experience with internal medicine.Copy !req
831. I called,
and they're expecting you.Copy !req
832. You can't do it here?Copy !req
833. I mean, you know him now.Copy !req
834. I know,
but he needs to get well.Copy !req
835. Thank you. Come on, Mahler.
I know the doctors there.Copy !req
836. You'll be in good hands.Copy !req
837. This is where we're going.Copy !req
838. I got to pick Victor up from
school in half an hour.Copy !req
839. Can you ask Florence?Copy !req
840. I'm trying
not to call her.Copy !req
841. I'm just going to
hurt her feelings, man.Copy !req
842. I'm trying not to do
that to people anymore.Copy !req
843. And I don't want to be asking
anyone for a ride anymore, ever.Copy !req
844. I just turned 41,
I should be able to drive.Copy !req
845. Why are you yelling at me?Copy !req
846. What a pain in the ass.Copy !req
847. Come on, come on.Copy !req
848. Survival rate
is about 50-50,Copy !req
849. but hopefully with
the right cocktail of drugs,Copy !req
850. we'll be able to get it under
control and keep him stable.Copy !req
851. "Dear
Hollywood Pet Taxi,Copy !req
852. "you would think
a vehicle made expresslyCopy !req
853. "for the transportation
of animalsCopy !req
854. "would have a soft floor.Copy !req
855. "You were given very high
marks in the Yellow Pages.Copy !req
856. "My next letter,
by the way.Copy !req
857. "The fact that
the animals you transportCopy !req
858. "have no way of
lodging a formal complaint,Copy !req
859. "except for a well-deserved
bite of the hand of the abuser,Copy !req
860. "should make you
that much more caring.Copy !req
861. "The sick ones, like Mahler, can
only look pityingly into your eyesCopy !req
862. "while you
ignore their pleas.Copy !req
863. "I intend to copy the ASPCA.Copy !req
864. "Sincerely, Roger Greenberg."Copy !req
865. I always felt bad
about that nightCopy !req
866. after we played
the Viper Room,Copy !req
867. and you were there
with your sister,Copy !req
868. and I wanted to
go to that partyCopy !req
869. and you were tired
and I let you go home.Copy !req
870. What night was that?Copy !req
871. You were with your sister.Copy !req
872. Yeah, I don't...
I don't remember that night.Copy !req
873. I should have been
straight with you 'causeCopy !req
874. I originally got into
music to meet girls,Copy !req
875. and I think when we
were playing around LACopy !req
876. and I was starting to
get some attention...Copy !req
877. From girls, yeah.
No, I understand.Copy !req
878. Yeah, but I wasn't
clear with youCopy !req
879. and I want to apologize
for how I behaved,Copy !req
880. 'cause I kind
of just let it end,Copy !req
881. and left town and was
uncommunicative. Yeah.Copy !req
882. And I feel like I didn't
even give you a reason...Copy !req
883. Yeah, but, you know,
I knew.Copy !req
884. Well, I'm sorry.Copy !req
885. It's okay.Copy !req
886. Like I said, I don't
even remember that night.Copy !req
887. You had bought a new
mattress that afternoon.Copy !req
888. Sounds plausible.Copy !req
889. I mean, what was it, like,
15 years ago or something?Copy !req
890. Yeah, you didn't like the Sealy,
you thought it was too mushy.Copy !req
891. We used to make that
1-800-Mattress joke,Copy !req
892. "The extra 'S'
for extra sex."Copy !req
893. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
894. We could've gotten
married and had kids.Copy !req
895. Yeah? Do you think?Copy !req
896. I don't think we would've.
Really.Copy !req
897. I don't know, it was a
big relationship for me.Copy !req
898. So, you're a carpenter now?Copy !req
899. Yeah. I was always good
at making things, so...Copy !req
900. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
901. Beth,Copy !req
902. I made you that bed.
Don't you remember?Copy !req
903. It was why we were going to buy
the mattress to begin with.Copy !req
904. Yes, I do. I do. I do remember that.
I'm sorry. Totally.Copy !req
905. Go on.Copy !req
906. I work out of
a studio in BushwickCopy !req
907. that I share with a few
other carpenters and that'sCopy !req
908. been pretty good.Copy !req
909. It's political, though.Copy !req
910. Um...Copy !req
911. What else?Copy !req
912. Recently,
I had this thingCopy !req
913. where I
couldn't move my legs,Copy !req
914. literally.Copy !req
915. You know,
but it was psychological.Copy !req
916. God...Copy !req
917. Yeah, so that took
some time dealing with.Copy !req
918. I think that
brings us up to date.Copy !req
919. Are you okay?Copy !req
920. Yeah.Copy !req
921. I just... I think I need
to just let go, you know?Copy !req
922. I had a shrink
there who said,Copy !req
923. "You only miss by 5%."Copy !req
924. I'm not positive
what it means,Copy !req
925. but in most things,
95 is pretty good.Copy !req
926. I had a shrink
once who told me,Copy !req
927. "You're of value."Copy !req
928. It's stupid,
but it always stayed with me.Copy !req
929. You look really pretty.Copy !req
930. Thanks.Copy !req
931. My dog is sick.Copy !req
932. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
933. My mom is sick.Copy !req
934. Phillip's dog, really,
but I'm taking care of him.Copy !req
935. He has
an autoimmune disorder.Copy !req
936. Since he got sick, I keep
thinking I have something.Copy !req
937. I'm sorry about your mom.Copy !req
938. Yeah.Copy !req
939. I'm glad you're
feeling better.Copy !req
940. I get horrible
anxiety sometimes, still.Copy !req
941. Yeah, that I remember.Copy !req
942. Do you want to
have dinner one night?Copy !req
943. This week? Or next.
I kind of meant...Copy !req
944. Like, on a date.Copy !req
945. Oh.Copy !req
946. No.Copy !req
947. I mean, you know,
that's just a terrible idea.Copy !req
948. No. I mean, you know, no.Copy !req
949. Hello.Copy !req
950. Shit, they just...
They don't even...Copy !req
951. She doesn't seem to...Copy !req
952. She looks harried
even though no one's here.Copy !req
953. I'm just going to
go get her.Copy !req
954. I'm sure she'll be by.Copy !req
955. Hi. Could you send our bill?Copy !req
956. What is going on? Okay.Copy !req
957. Water. Water.Copy !req
958. Oh, God.Copy !req
959. Hello.Copy !req
960. How is Lenny?Copy !req
961. Lenny not so good.Copy !req
962. Not too late to call,
I hope.Copy !req
963. No.Copy !req
964. Watching Just My Luck with
Lindsay Lohan on Starz.Copy !req
965. Mmm. How is it?Copy !req
966. Kind of funny.Copy !req
967. She's got charm.Copy !req
968. All right.Copy !req
969. So, I was thinkingCopy !req
970. we should maybe
do something together again.Copy !req
971. Write some songs.Copy !req
972. Aren't you going
back to New York?Copy !req
973. Yeah, but...Copy !req
974. If we got something going
I could stay here, possibly.Copy !req
975. I don't know if I've
really got time, you know,Copy !req
976. with the computer
work and Victor.Copy !req
977. Uh-huh.Copy !req
978. Isn't it funny, don't you still think
of yourself as a guitar playerCopy !req
979. even though you
don't do it anymore?Copy !req
980. No. No. No, I don't.Copy !req
981. You know,
I've just hired this guyCopy !req
982. called Ezra to help
with the company, so...Copy !req
983. It's just, you know, I've
got to concentrate on that.Copy !req
984. Okay.Copy !req
985. I think I'm having
a party tomorrow.Copy !req
986. Tomorrow?Copy !req
987. A pool party. So, come.Copy !req
988. Bring Victor.Copy !req
989. Pool party? Cool.Copy !req
990. After we hang up, I'm going
to call some people.Copy !req
991. Okay, man. Listen,
I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
992. All right. Bye.Copy !req
993. Do you want to
see a Bigfoot walk?Copy !req
994. Very famous footage of him doing this.
He doesn't wear no shoes.Copy !req
995. Bigfoot.Copy !req
996. And there's lots of scientific
evidence, my friend.Copy !req
997. Megan's husband
wants to know,Copy !req
998. do you know what kind of tree that
skinny one with the yellow flowers is?Copy !req
999. No.Copy !req
1000. I mean, I wouldn't even think
to know something like that.Copy !req
1001. Are you coming out?
Victor wants to show you his dive.Copy !req
1002. Is it okay? Is it a dud?Copy !req
1003. I do this,
I throw a party last minute,Copy !req
1004. then I'm disappointed
that no one can come.Copy !req
1005. It's fine.
We're having fun.Copy !req
1006. I need to put
together the chipsCopy !req
1007. and guac and
Creamsicles I bought.Copy !req
1008. I got you iced tea
and lemonade,Copy !req
1009. but I didn't know the right proportions,
so you'll have to make it.Copy !req
1010. I see. Thanks.Copy !req
1011. I guess I'll
make an appearance.Copy !req
1012. Are you pulling a Gatsby and
watching the party from afar?Copy !req
1013. I don't know that
I need to documentCopy !req
1014. the reasons how this
isn't like a Gatsby.Copy !req
1015. Marlon and Peggy
are really nice.Copy !req
1016. I didn't even invite them,
they just come here.Copy !req
1017. It turns out they've got a son who
went to the same school as Victor.Copy !req
1018. It's such a small world.Copy !req
1019. Why is that
news to you?Copy !req
1020. It is a small world.Copy !req
1021. I'm surprised we all don't run
into each other more often.Copy !req
1022. You and I went to
school together.Copy !req
1023. Hey.
Hey, Rog.Copy !req
1024. Hi, this is Florence.Copy !req
1025. I'm sorry to be calling, but I
wanted to check and see how...Copy !req
1026. Hello?Copy !req
1027. Oh, I wanted to check
and see how Mahler is.Copy !req
1028. We had to move him
to another vet.Copy !req
1029. Really?Copy !req
1030. Yeah, they do better
with internal medicine there.Copy !req
1031. I was going to
call you, but...Copy !req
1032. Is he okay? What did they say?Copy !req
1033. I thought it was sciatica.Copy !req
1034. Can you...Copy !req
1035. Please.Copy !req
1036. Please.Copy !req
1037. I'd like
to see him at the hospital,Copy !req
1038. if you can give
me the information.Copy !req
1039. We don't have to see each other.
We can go at different times.Copy !req
1040. I like the old vet better.Copy !req
1041. Gina told me it's
nice to leave themCopy !req
1042. something that
smells like you.Copy !req
1043. Sometimes I think he's a
human in a dog costume.Copy !req
1044. Wait.Copy !req
1045. I don't know any of this.Copy !req
1046. I don't know Karen Dalton.Copy !req
1047. Very cool. Thanks.Copy !req
1048. You sure you don't know it?
No. No.Copy !req
1049. Thanks. Thank you.Copy !req
1050. You can tell me
if you know it.Copy !req
1051. I don't.Copy !req
1052. Karen Dalton was,Copy !req
1053. like, this homeless
junkie in the '70s.Copy !req
1054. You know,
it's a woman with sandals.Copy !req
1055. Maybe there's something
you can sing on there.Copy !req
1056. You like old things.Copy !req
1057. A shrink said to me once,Copy !req
1058. I have trouble living in the
present, so I linger on the pastCopy !req
1059. because I felt like I never really
lived it in the first place, you know?Copy !req
1060. Do you think
you could love me?Copy !req
1061. I don't know, Florence.Copy !req
1062. I just get excited
to see you, and then...Copy !req
1063. I think I get worried
it's gonna go too fast,Copy !req
1064. so I say things
to get a reaction.Copy !req
1065. What?Copy !req
1066. We got to stop this.Copy !req
1067. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
1068. You got to stop calling me.Copy !req
1069. I've intentionally
not called you.Copy !req
1070. Even when I needed to call you, I didn't.
You know, I took a pet taxi.Copy !req
1071. I haven't called you.Copy !req
1072. You called me today.Copy !req
1073. That was for Mahler.Copy !req
1074. Come on,
it wasn't for Mahler.Copy !req
1075. Florence,
take some responsibility.Copy !req
1076. Don't put yourself in
this kind of situation.Copy !req
1077. What situation?
I like seeing you.Copy !req
1078. No, you don't.
You don't like it.Copy !req
1079. Why are we even having this conversation?
We're not really even dating,Copy !req
1080. and we're
seeing other people.Copy !req
1081. I'm not seeing anyone.Copy !req
1082. Neither am I,
but I want to.Copy !req
1083. Who?
I don't know! Anyone.Copy !req
1084. I'm doing nothing.
I'm not tied to anyone.Copy !req
1085. How many times do we have to go over it?
Jesus, I...Copy !req
1086. I should be with a divorced
38-year-old who has teenage kidsCopy !req
1087. and low expectations
about life.Copy !req
1088. I don't want to
fucking do this anymore.Copy !req
1089. God!Copy !req
1090. Half a pill three
times a day with food.Copy !req
1091. The blood thinners, just at night.
They're for the blood clots.Copy !req
1092. And he'll get prednisone,
which is a steroid,Copy !req
1093. twice a day for three days,Copy !req
1094. and then we'll bring him down
to one-and-a-half a dayCopy !req
1095. and the blood
thinners every other day.Copy !req
1096. Okay?Copy !req
1097. Hi, little Mahler baby.Copy !req
1098. Tried Ivan,
but he had a birthday party.Copy !req
1099. I didn't want to cram him
into a shitty pet taxi.Copy !req
1100. Hi, baby.Copy !req
1101. Thank you for doing this.Copy !req
1102. I'm here for Mahler.Copy !req
1103. Gina says I'm crazy
to drive you anywhere.Copy !req
1104. Right.Copy !req
1105. Your credit card.Copy !req
1106. $3,084?Copy !req
1107. He seems better.Copy !req
1108. Give me his pills and I'll mark
them for you, so you don't forget.Copy !req
1109. Hi, you've reached
the Greenbergs, please leave a message.Copy !req
1110. If you put the pills in peanut
butter, they go down easier.Copy !req
1111. Roger,
it's Phillip. Pick up.Copy !req
1112. Pick up!Copy !req
1113. Fuck it. I got a very weird
message from Florence.Copy !req
1114. She's thinking of quitting.Copy !req
1115. What the fuck's
going on over there?Copy !req
1116. Did you do something
that freaked her out?Copy !req
1117. Do you know how hard it is to find
an assistant I actually like?Copy !req
1118. Jesus! I can't
trust you with anyone.Copy !req
1119. How is Mahler?
How is Mahler, by the way?Copy !req
1120. Did you pick him up today?
Call me.Copy !req
1121. Are you cooking?
You wanna make Jell-O?Copy !req
1122. The vet said that the steroids
might upset his stomach.Copy !req
1123. I'll just... I'll cook
this and then I'll go.Copy !req
1124. Gonna make chicken, too?Copy !req
1125. I can pick up a roast
chicken at the market.Copy !req
1126. He shouldn't have the skin,
it's too rich.Copy !req
1127. I can eat the skin.Copy !req
1128. You wanna have chicken
and rice with Mahler?Copy !req
1129. You can walk to Ralphs,
it's three blocks from here.Copy !req
1130. Okay, will you be
here when I get back?Copy !req
1131. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1132. I'll go get the chicken, but I'm going
to call you when I'm pulling upCopy !req
1133. and I want you to come out and
I want you to get it from me.Copy !req
1134. Thank you. Listen, I'm sorry about
my freak-out the other night.Copy !req
1135. You know?
I gotta try to not do that.Copy !req
1136. I get abusive and
I'm working on that.Copy !req
1137. So, anyway, I apologize.Copy !req
1138. Thank you.Copy !req
1139. I mean, it's not just me.Copy !req
1140. You do participate in it, too, though.
I mean, don't you think?Copy !req
1141. No, then you're not
apologizing, you know. I'm...Copy !req
1142. This isn't a good day
for me. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
1143. I'm apologizing
for my side of it.Copy !req
1144. That's not an apology.Copy !req
1145. Well, apologizing is hard.Copy !req
1146. No, it's not.
Not for me.Copy !req
1147. Well, it is for me. You know what, Florence?
You know what I think?Copy !req
1148. I think you're
transferring shit onto me.Copy !req
1149. I think you're looking to me for
the mental and physical abuseCopy !req
1150. of your father, and sexual
molestation, or whatever.Copy !req
1151. I was not molested.Copy !req
1152. Or whatever. He was withholding.
I'm right about that, right?Copy !req
1153. I was not molested!Copy !req
1154. I said "whatever."Copy !req
1155. You have
reached the voicemail of Gina.Copy !req
1156. Gina, call me back
when you get this, okay?Copy !req
1157. Also, we have to be there
at 7:00 in the morning,Copy !req
1158. so you should
pick me up at 6:30.Copy !req
1159. (SINGING
ALONG) Hands across the waterCopy !req
1160. Heads across the skyCopy !req
1161. Admiral Halsey notified meCopy !req
1162. He had to have a berth
or he couldn't get to seaCopy !req
1163. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
1164. I thought you were Gina.Copy !req
1165. No, it's me.Copy !req
1166. Roger.
This one's for me.Copy !req
1167. What?Copy !req
1168. I was talking to Mahler.Copy !req
1169. Why are you calling me?Copy !req
1170. I wanted to speak to you.
You need some more granola?Copy !req
1171. Or ice-cream sandwiches?Copy !req
1172. Come on.Copy !req
1173. I mean, are we
seeing each other or not?Copy !req
1174. Well, that's what
I wanna talk about.Copy !req
1175. I don't know, I mean, I'm
leaving in, like, a week.Copy !req
1176. Hurt people hurt people.Copy !req
1177. "Hurt people hurt people"?
Hurt people hurt people.Copy !req
1178. It's something a singing
coach of mine told me.Copy !req
1179. Shit!Copy !req
1180. Sorry.
Is somebody there?Copy !req
1181. No.Copy !req
1182. I just spilled my champagne.
Forget it.Copy !req
1183. You never fucked that guy
who plays guitar with you?Copy !req
1184. No!Copy !req
1185. I don't want this
to sound dramatic,Copy !req
1186. and I wasn't gonna say anything,
and Gina's taking me.Copy !req
1187. I mean, it's not yours.
It's...Copy !req
1188. I found out
a couple of days ago.Copy !req
1189. I don't know,
it's gotta be my ex's,Copy !req
1190. because I'm six
or seven weeks,Copy !req
1191. and you and I
have only just...Copy !req
1192. And you used a condom.Copy !req
1193. I didn't wanna tell you.
I mean, it's weird.Copy !req
1194. I've been pregnant
this whole time.Copy !req
1195. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1196. I made an appointment for a D&C.
I'm really sensitive to pain,Copy !req
1197. so I asked for anesthesia.Copy !req
1198. Sorry, I'm trying to get drunk now.
I can't eat after 10:00.Copy !req
1199. I'll take you to it.Copy !req
1200. How's that gonna work?
Am I gonna drive you to take me?Copy !req
1201. Can you turn it down?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1202. My head is killing me.Copy !req
1203. No, it's fine.
Don't worry.Copy !req
1204. It's your day, or...
You know what I mean.Copy !req
1205. We'll be here
when you get out.Copy !req
1206. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
1207. Don't be nervous.Copy !req
1208. I just don't know what
I'm doing with my life.Copy !req
1209. You're of value.Copy !req
1210. I know that.
You don't have to say that.Copy !req
1211. We could get
her some flowers.Copy !req
1212. I thought since she couldn't eat,
she might be hungry when it's over.Copy !req
1213. Here.Copy !req
1214. Well, when you're ready.Copy !req
1215. Thanks.Copy !req
1216. Could we go?Copy !req
1217. They apparently won't let
us go until you pee.Copy !req
1218. Oh.Copy !req
1219. I don't have to.Copy !req
1220. Maybe when you get to the
bathroom, you'll feel like it.Copy !req
1221. I need to lie here
for a little longer.Copy !req
1222. But you'll probably be more
comfortable lying at home.Copy !req
1223. Let her sleep, man.Copy !req
1224. You like me so much more
than you think you do.Copy !req
1225. Okay.Copy !req
1226. Wish it wasn't too late
to get my medical degree.Copy !req
1227. It's not too late.Copy !req
1228. I'd be over 50 by
the time I graduated.Copy !req
1229. What is it?
Four years, right?Copy !req
1230. Yeah, but I know myself.
I'd procrastinate, take time off.Copy !req
1231. Eight years at best.
Who's gonna hire a 49...Copy !req
1232. Let's just call it 50.
A 50-year-old vet?Copy !req
1233. I'm confused. Are you going to vet
school or regular medical school?Copy !req
1234. Neither, clearly.Copy !req
1235. I have to get back
for Mahler's pills.Copy !req
1236. It's a stupid rule. I mean, what does
peeing have to do with anything?Copy !req
1237. Fabula makes this
rice dish with pineapplesCopy !req
1238. and raisins.
It's really delicious.Copy !req
1239. I think you'll
find lots of girlsCopy !req
1240. who'll be able
to make that dish.Copy !req
1241. No, no, no. This is
a Brazilian specialty.Copy !req
1242. Still.Copy !req
1243. Are you guys
Florence's friends?Copy !req
1244. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
1245. Okay. She's sleeping and she
wants to stay the night.Copy !req
1246. Did she pee?Copy !req
1247. You wanna come in,
watch a video?Copy !req
1248. No,
I should get going.Copy !req
1249. Where?Copy !req
1250. I think I'll go back to
the motel, take a nap.Copy !req
1251. Didn't sleep too
well last night.Copy !req
1252. I'm leaving in,
like, a week.Copy !req
1253. We'll hang out some more,
don't worry.Copy !req
1254. You're sure it's okay I left?
She might wake up and be scared.Copy !req
1255. She'll be fine.
The nurse seemed nice.Copy !req
1256. I had to get back for Mahler.
I understand.Copy !req
1257. No, I know. I'm not
explaining myself to you.Copy !req
1258. I'm just saying.
You're just saying, right?Copy !req
1259. Come on, one drink.
No, I really gotta go.Copy !req
1260. Okay.Copy !req
1261. I appreciate your friendship.Copy !req
1262. Can I ask,
what do people say about me?Copy !req
1263. Like, negative
things I wouldn't know.Copy !req
1264. Let me go, man.Copy !req
1265. Come on, I'm sure people must
trash me when I'm not around.Copy !req
1266. They don't trash you.Copy !req
1267. Okay, what criticisms
do they have?Copy !req
1268. I don't know.Copy !req
1269. I'd say the biggest
criticism they have is thatCopy !req
1270. you have trouble
making fun of yourself.Copy !req
1271. Really?Copy !req
1272. That's incredible.
I'm the funniest person I know.Copy !req
1273. Well, not about yourself.Copy !req
1274. Really?
That's what people say.Copy !req
1275. I wouldn't get too
worried about it.Copy !req
1276. These things
aren't difficult to fix.Copy !req
1277. Right.Copy !req
1278. People say they think you lie about
things you don't need to lie about,Copy !req
1279. that you don't
make any effort,Copy !req
1280. that you're
a bit of a prince.Copy !req
1281. Who says? Who are these people?
That's just totally insane.Copy !req
1282. I'm just telling
you what I've heard.Copy !req
1283. If anything I'd say I'm too
honest, don't you think?Copy !req
1284. Yeah. I mean, I'm
pretty upfront with...Copy !req
1285. No effort?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1286. I'm making my brother's
family a doghouse.Copy !req
1287. You know, I brought my tool
kit out from New York.Copy !req
1288. They had to check my
bag because of that.Copy !req
1289. I always do carry-on.
I have calluses.Copy !req
1290. Does Beller say this?Copy !req
1291. I think Beller said it, yeah.
And others, too.Copy !req
1292. Johno, maybe once, and Anna.Copy !req
1293. That's funny.
Yeah.Copy !req
1294. Completely wrong,
but funny.Copy !req
1295. All right.Copy !req
1296. Hello?Copy !req
1297. Sara?
There's the strange manCopy !req
1298. who's been
sleeping in my room.Copy !req
1299. Oh, this is Muriel.
Hey.Copy !req
1300. I heard you killed our dog.Copy !req
1301. No. No, no,
he's all better.Copy !req
1302. We brought him
back yesterday.Copy !req
1303. Well, where is he?
Mahler!Copy !req
1304. Mahler? Mahler!Copy !req
1305. We leave for Australia
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
1306. Isn't that like
a 20-hour flight?Copy !req
1307. No, it's 14.Copy !req
1308. So that's,
like, seven movies.Copy !req
1309. Yeah.Copy !req
1310. Hello?Copy !req
1311. Party of 20-year-olds has
suddenly happened at my house.Copy !req
1312. Hey, man.Copy !req
1313. Hey, man.Copy !req
1314. How was your nap?Copy !req
1315. Yeah, it was fine.Copy !req
1316. Where are you?Copy !req
1317. I'm having dinner
with my family.Copy !req
1318. Your parents?
No.Copy !req
1319. My other family.Copy !req
1320. Fabula.Copy !req
1321. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1322. Do you want me to
come over there?Copy !req
1323. No! It's okay.Copy !req
1324. Just don't do anything.Copy !req
1325. I'm not sure
I know what you mean.Copy !req
1326. You should come here after.Copy !req
1327. I really gotta go.Copy !req
1328. Okay. Call you later.Copy !req
1329. Hey! He just got
out of the hospital.Copy !req
1330. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1331. You know,
don't give him beer.Copy !req
1332. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1333. He's got an autoimmune
disorder, all right? Mahler.Copy !req
1334. I didn't know.
Mahler.Copy !req
1335. Mahler.Copy !req
1336. Hey, man,
you got a cool place.Copy !req
1337. Oh, thanks.
It's not totally mine, but...Copy !req
1338. Yeah, what do you do?Copy !req
1339. Oh, I'm kind of doing
nothing for a while.Copy !req
1340. Is that coke?Copy !req
1341. Yup.Copy !req
1342. I'd heard coke was in again.Copy !req
1343. Yeah, you want some?Copy !req
1344. Um...Copy !req
1345. I'm Rich.
Roger Greenberg.Copy !req
1346. Is it okay to mix
coke and Zoloft?Copy !req
1347. Yeah, totally.
I haven't done this in, like, 15 years.Copy !req
1348. Since college, or since a couple of years out.
It's very unlike me.Copy !req
1349. I actually hate coke.Copy !req
1350. I hate it politically and I
hate how it makes me feel.Copy !req
1351. But when it's done,
I may have toCopy !req
1352. kill one of you out
of sheer frustration.Copy !req
1353. I'm gonna change the record.
We need better coke music.Copy !req
1354. Oh, yeah.
Put on some Korn.Copy !req
1355. I got the perfect thing.Copy !req
1356. Hello?
Hey, man.Copy !req
1357. Hey, man.Copy !req
1358. I just did a line.Copy !req
1359. I think the last time
I did coke was with you.Copy !req
1360. It was just a line,
but I feel really wired.Copy !req
1361. I guess my tolerance is less.Copy !req
1362. Okay.Copy !req
1363. Hey, you done with dinner?Copy !req
1364. No, we're still eating.Copy !req
1365. Put on ACIDC!Copy !req
1366. You sure you
don't want me there?Copy !req
1367. Yeah.Copy !req
1368. I've gotta go, man.Copy !req
1369. I almost feel like I can
get in a car and drive.Copy !req
1370. Don't do that.Copy !req
1371. You gotta come
here when you're done.Copy !req
1372. Oh, dude! Come on!Copy !req
1373. Fuck off, Jerry!Copy !req
1374. Tonight's not good, man.Copy !req
1375. Man, you gotta come!Copy !req
1376. I can't believe you lied
to me about your dinner.Copy !req
1377. Put on ACIDC!Copy !req
1378. It's actually
a pretty fun party.Copy !req
1379. Man, I can't!Copy !req
1380. All right. I got to go.Copy !req
1381. We wanna
hear ACIDC!Copy !req
1382. Don't, okay?Copy !req
1383. Come on! Duran Duran's great coke music.
Give it a chance.Copy !req
1384. Let's maybe not keep saying
coke in every sentence.Copy !req
1385. I read an article. Aren't you guys
all just fucking on the Internet?Copy !req
1386. Not all of us.Copy !req
1387. But some?Copy !req
1388. I guess some.Copy !req
1389. Yeah, I think Paige has a site,
but it's more art than porn.Copy !req
1390. They shot a skin
flick on my campus,Copy !req
1391. a couple guys and some townies,
and they acted in it.Copy !req
1392. Sick.
Hey, can't we put on some Korn?Copy !req
1393. No, we can't put on
fucking Korn. Jesus!Copy !req
1394. You guys smoke crack
at all?Copy !req
1395. I don't.
I have, once or twice.Copy !req
1396. I might get back into drugs.Copy !req
1397. I've got a Vicodin,
if you want.Copy !req
1398. I could use that, actually.Copy !req
1399. You want
a neck massage?Copy !req
1400. Uh...Copy !req
1401. Okay. Normally, I'd say no
because I'm a little OCD, but...Copy !req
1402. Okay.Copy !req
1403. That's great.Copy !req
1404. Are you kids really
different from me?Copy !req
1405. I mean, do the movies,
and the iPods,Copy !req
1406. and the facility
with MySpace pagesCopy !req
1407. make you guys
really different?Copy !req
1408. I don't know.Copy !req
1409. Every article I read
seems to be saying that.Copy !req
1410. Definitely feel it.
Good coke.Copy !req
1411. What?
Nothing.Copy !req
1412. You're funny.Copy !req
1413. You're mean.Copy !req
1414. The thing about you kids is
you're all kind of insensitive.Copy !req
1415. I'm glad I grew
up when I did,Copy !req
1416. 'cause your parents were
too perfect at parenting.Copy !req
1417. All that Baby Mozart
and Dan Zanes songs.Copy !req
1418. You're so sincere and
interested in things.Copy !req
1419. There's a confidence in you
guys that's horrifying.Copy !req
1420. You're all ADD
and carpal tunnel.Copy !req
1421. You wouldn't know agoraphobia
if it bit you in the ass,Copy !req
1422. and it makes you mean.Copy !req
1423. You say things to
someone like me,Copy !req
1424. who's older and smarter,
with this blithe air.Copy !req
1425. I'm freaked out
by you kids.Copy !req
1426. I hope I die before I end up meeting
one of you in a job interview.Copy !req
1427. Fuck or fight?Copy !req
1428. What?Copy !req
1429. Fuck or fight?Copy !req
1430. What are you
fighting against?Copy !req
1431. What do you got?Copy !req
1432. Uh... I don't
have much.Copy !req
1433. Ah-ha! Then that's what I'm
fighting against, not much.Copy !req
1434. Boom!Copy !req
1435. What the fuck?
Rich, you asshole.Copy !req
1436. I didn't do anything, man.Copy !req
1437. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
1438. Hey, get off the stereo.
I was listening to that.Copy !req
1439. Where's the Duran Duran?Copy !req
1440. "Where's the Duran Duran?"Copy !req
1441. Hey, careful, those
are my brother's records.Copy !req
1442. "Those are my
brother's records."Copy !req
1443. Fuck off.Copy !req
1444. Jesus!Copy !req
1445. There's something
in the pool!Copy !req
1446. Hey, don't feed him.
No, don't feed him!Copy !req
1447. Mahler, drop it!
Mahler, drop it.Copy !req
1448. Mahler, drop it.
Drop it. Drop it.Copy !req
1449. Ow!Copy !req
1450. God, what is it?Copy !req
1451. I think it's a bird or an
opossum, or something.Copy !req
1452. It's a... I think we've
had one of these before.Copy !req
1453. Holy shit!Copy !req
1454. All right.
It's coming to get your ass!Copy !req
1455. I'm sorry your dog
has AIDS.Copy !req
1456. He doesn't have AIDS.
It's an autoimmune disorder.Copy !req
1457. How is Lenny?Copy !req
1458. Hey, man.Copy !req
1459. Hey, you okay, man? Is that pot?
Where did you get that?Copy !req
1460. You want a puff? No, man, I quit.
You know that.Copy !req
1461. Okay, man. Okay.Copy !req
1462. Isn't this weird?
So, how'd it go?Copy !req
1463. Fine.
And?Copy !req
1464. I thinkCopy !req
1465. we're gonna have another try.
You're shitting me.Copy !req
1466. Please don't make
this hard for me.Copy !req
1467. Oh, God, man.Copy !req
1468. Don't give in.Copy !req
1469. I know it's the harder, more
painful decision to stay free,Copy !req
1470. but that's what
adulthood is.Copy !req
1471. I mean, I could
just stay with FlorenceCopy !req
1472. because it's easy,
but I don't want easy.Copy !req
1473. You've been dating
Florence for a month.Copy !req
1474. I've been married for
10 years with a child.Copy !req
1475. Don't tell me
about adulthood.Copy !req
1476. We're not dating, exactly.Copy !req
1477. That's my point!Copy !req
1478. Hey, you're
shouting at me.Copy !req
1479. It's been a really hard time for me, Roger.
I mean, I miss my family.Copy !req
1480. I feel likeCopy !req
1481. all the hard work
I've done over the years,Copy !req
1482. kicking the drugs,
being a dad,Copy !req
1483. I feel like it's all
slipping away from me.Copy !req
1484. It's not going away.Copy !req
1485. It's transforming. You're going
through something, which means...Copy !req
1486. I don't think you understand what
it's been like for me out here,Copy !req
1487. how the life I'd hoped for...Copy !req
1488. It's huge to finally embrace
the life you never planned on.Copy !req
1489. I wanted to make
that record.Copy !req
1490. We never would've survived at a major
label with those restrictions.Copy !req
1491. How the fuck do you know?Copy !req
1492. Because that's not
how the world works.Copy !req
1493. What could you possibly know
about how the world works?Copy !req
1494. Listen, man,
I think you're playing outCopy !req
1495. some old family
dynamic here...Copy !req
1496. Apropos of what we
were saying beforeCopy !req
1497. about what
people say about us?Copy !req
1498. People feel you hold on
to petty resentments.Copy !req
1499. You asked me what
people say about you.Copy !req
1500. I don't want to know.
Yeah, well, you should know.Copy !req
1501. People think you
play the victim.Copy !req
1502. And I don't mean
this in a bad way,Copy !req
1503. but you let people
feel sorry for youCopy !req
1504. when you're really just
protecting your own narcissism.Copy !req
1505. I don't want to know!Copy !req
1506. Well, that's why I didn't want to
be in a fucking band with you!Copy !req
1507. Because you won't
acknowledge your own shit.Copy !req
1508. And you were
fucked up all the time!Copy !req
1509. What do you want me to say, huh?
What do you want me to say?Copy !req
1510. I had no idea that
would be our only offer.Copy !req
1511. I didn't think that
I had the power to blow it.Copy !req
1512. I thought that we were all
just giving our two cents.Copy !req
1513. Fuck, I didn't know
I was gonna beCopy !req
1514. the one to make
the band fall apart.Copy !req
1515. You know, maybe, obviously, I
would do it differently now!Copy !req
1516. Of course I know what it's like
to live a life I didn't plan on.Copy !req
1517. What the fuck do you think
I'm doing right now?Copy !req
1518. Florence told me
you were in the hospital.Copy !req
1519. I'd know, I understand
about those things.Copy !req
1520. You know,
we could've talked about it,Copy !req
1521. maybe made each
other feel better,Copy !req
1522. but instead we never talk
about anything good.Copy !req
1523. This is a small thing,Copy !req
1524. and it's probably
boring for you,Copy !req
1525. but it would've been nice if you'd
have made an effort to know Vic.Copy !req
1526. Who's Vic?Copy !req
1527. My son.Copy !req
1528. Oh, Victor. I didn't
recognize the diminutive.Copy !req
1529. Hi, it's Florence.
Leave a message.Copy !req
1530. Florence.Copy !req
1531. Florence, I'm calling
to say I'm sorryCopy !req
1532. you had to go through
what you're going through.Copy !req
1533. And Mahler's fine.
He ate pizza.Copy !req
1534. I'm leaving this in your voicemail,
but it's really a letter.Copy !req
1535. I get so angry about
the world, you know?Copy !req
1536. If I knew who
to write a letter toCopy !req
1537. about all the stupidity
in the world, I'd do it.Copy !req
1538. You're 25.
I was just 27.Copy !req
1539. You're brave.
Young people are brave.Copy !req
1540. When I was a kid,
I was a leaderCopy !req
1541. and most of the kids
always looked up to me.Copy !req
1542. I thought I might go into space,
you know, as an astronaut.Copy !req
1543. I can't even
swim in the fucking pool.Copy !req
1544. My brother's in Vietnam.Copy !req
1545. We have the same parents.
I can't blame that.Copy !req
1546. I really love Phillip, but I'm
not supposed to be on his bed.Copy !req
1547. I love my parents.
I love Mahler.Copy !req
1548. I miss my mom.Copy !req
1549. I really like you.Copy !req
1550. I just hate how embarrassing it all is.
I don't understand.Copy !req
1551. What happened to me?Copy !req
1552. Where does experience go?Copy !req
1553. Remember Charlie Sheen standing
on his balcony in Wall Street?Copy !req
1554. Did you see that movie?
Saying, "Who am I?"Copy !req
1555. Phillip and I used to
make so much fun of it.Copy !req
1556. I'm thinking, now,
it wasn't so stupid.Copy !req
1557. Somebody once said to me,
"Hurt people hurt people."Copy !req
1558. It's kind of trite,
but it stayed with me.Copy !req
1559. Oh, man! That was you,
like, a few days ago.Copy !req
1560. I used to have
a really good memory, too.Copy !req
1561. Anyway, we do...
I do hurt people.Copy !req
1562. Hurt people.Copy !req
1563. I think Ivan and I broke up.Copy !req
1564. Florence, I really like you.Copy !req
1565. Love, Roger.Copy !req
1566. Assholes.Copy !req
1567. Dicks.Copy !req
1568. I don't understand
why she did it.Copy !req
1569. Good morning, sunshine.Copy !req
1570. Holy shit!Copy !req
1571. How you feeling, Sunny?Copy !req
1572. What's "Sunny"?Copy !req
1573. We decided that's
our name for you.Copy !req
1574. I think I'm still drunk.Copy !req
1575. Hey, they printed my
letter about Pakistan.Copy !req
1576. Cool.Copy !req
1577. "Roger Greenberg.
Hollywood, California."Copy !req
1578. I mean, I've got no problem
giving some guy a blowjob,Copy !req
1579. but she has taken
it to the extreme.Copy !req
1580. Why do guys like to do that?
Come on you and spread it?Copy !req
1581. They don't all like it.
They do.Copy !req
1582. No, they don't.
You just like guys who do that.Copy !req
1583. Fuck you!Copy !req
1584. You're really good with him.
You have dogs?Copy !req
1585. No, Florence showed me
how to do it.Copy !req
1586. Did you start an affair
with Phillip's assistant?Copy !req
1587. No.Copy !req
1588. I'm jealous.Copy !req
1589. You should come to
Australia with us.Copy !req
1590. Yeah? There's a great Kinks
song called Australia.Copy !req
1591. Totally.
You should totally come.Copy !req
1592. Maybe I will.Copy !req
1593. Okay.Copy !req
1594. But you better hurry.
We gotta leave in, like, five minutes.Copy !req
1595. Fuck!
What are we gonna do about Mahler?Copy !req
1596. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1597. Can I ask you guys a favor?Copy !req
1598. Yeah. What's happening? How you doing?
I'm Roger, by the way.Copy !req
1599. Marlon and Peggy.
Sorry it's such a mess.Copy !req
1600. Yeah,
we're gonna go home.Copy !req
1601. Can you take Mahler
until Wednesday?Copy !req
1602. Uh...Copy !req
1603. Yeah, sure. We love Mahler.
Come here, baby.Copy !req
1604. Great.Copy !req
1605. No, wait a second.Copy !req
1606. You know,
run it by his nose.Copy !req
1607. Okay.
No sweat.Copy !req
1608. Thanks, man. And he takes
prednisone, which is a steroid,Copy !req
1609. twice a day for the next three days.
I'll write this out.Copy !req
1610. Also, there's an antibiotic
and a blood thinner,Copy !req
1611. but I'll write
it down for you.Copy !req
1612. Let's go! We still have to get you a ticket.
What time is it?Copy !req
1613. Come on! It's fucking
peaceful, is what it is.Copy !req
1614. I love it.
Did you see sharks last time? Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1615. Okay.Copy !req
1616. You know what really pisses
me off, is fucking Lily.Copy !req
1617. Once again. I still can't get over that.
What a slut.Copy !req
1618. Like, I'm thinking
about it now,Copy !req
1619. and it's so much worse
than I remembered.Copy !req
1620. Now that I feel like, maybe
I was drunk at the time.Copy !req
1621. I've seen a great white, and there
are the most amazing wrecks.Copy !req
1622. I literally cannot wait.Copy !req
1623. I love that
you're doing this.Copy !req
1624. Is this completely crazy?Copy !req
1625. No!Copy !req
1626. I mean, it's what
people do, right?Copy !req
1627. You'll love Australia.Copy !req
1628. For some people,
this is nothing.Copy !req
1629. And who knows how much
longer the Reef's gonna be around?Copy !req
1630. There's this starfish that's
killing the marine life.Copy !req
1631. Roger, are you certified?Copy !req
1632. To what?Copy !req
1633. Dive.Copy !req
1634. No, I don't really swim.Copy !req
1635. You can go look at
whales while we dive.Copy !req
1636. Sunny will look at whales.Copy !req
1637. Okay, you know what?
You can cut out the Sunny business.Copy !req
1638. Oh, my God, look at this guy
in these overalls and the clogs.Copy !req
1639. I left my ChapStick.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1640. Are overalls back in now,
or is he crazy?Copy !req
1641. No, I saw a bunch of
people in overalls...Copy !req
1642. Hey,
will you check this out?Copy !req
1643. What the fuck
is that?Copy !req
1644. That is so weird.Copy !req
1645. I know, right? It's so itchy.
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.Copy !req
1646. You know what? I'm supposed to
get someone from the hospital.Copy !req
1647. No, no, no.
Hold it. Hey! Hey, hold it!Copy !req
1648. Can you open my door?
No, you're our prisoner.Copy !req
1649. Exactly. Come on, open the
fucking door, please.Copy !req
1650. Okay, fine.
Come on.Copy !req
1651. Roger, it's a rental.
Open it.Copy !req
1652. Would you stop?
Sara, open the fucking door!Copy !req
1653. I'm trying.
Stop pulling on it!Copy !req
1654. You know, I can't go,
I can't afford itCopy !req
1655. and I have to
pick up my friend.Copy !req
1656. Have a good time,
all right?Copy !req
1657. Bye!Copy !req
1658. I've got to get insurance.
The anesthesia's so expensive.Copy !req
1659. I'm such a baby
about pain.Copy !req
1660. And I stayed overnight.Copy !req
1661. I'm glad your brother's
coming back next week.Copy !req
1662. I need to work more hours.Copy !req
1663. Thanks.Copy !req
1664. I really picked
my lip in my sleep,Copy !req
1665. which was possibly about
finding a pet in the Canyons.Copy !req
1666. Do you, uh,Copy !req
1667. get The New York Times?Copy !req
1668. No.Copy !req
1669. It's good to get the paper.
I'll pick you up one.Copy !req
1670. Okay.Copy !req
1671. Did you get my message?Copy !req
1672. I haven't checked yet.
What did you say?Copy !req
1673. Um...Copy !req
1674. I reassessed the movie Wall
Street, among other things.Copy !req
1675. I don't know it.Copy !req
1676. I wasn't gonna give it to you 'cause
I was pissed, but you can open it.Copy !req
1677. Happy birthday, again.Copy !req
1678. Thanks.Copy !req
1679. Now you have the set.
Not that they're a set.Copy !req
1680. What about your niece?Copy !req
1681. Remember,
the sticks are too old.Copy !req
1682. She's coming over this weekend.
I framed her picture.Copy !req
1683. Do you have
a tape-measure?Copy !req
1684. I think there's a ruler
in the desk drawer.Copy !req
1685. Do you have a hammer?Copy !req
1686. Maybe in there.Copy !req
1687. Here?Copy !req
1688. You want it on
this wall, here?Copy !req
1689. Okay.Copy !req
1690. Cool.Copy !req
1691. Like a professional.Copy !req
1692. Well, I am a professional.Copy !req
1693. I mean, I build things.Copy !req
1694. I know you know I was in a hospital.
I'm not hiding it.Copy !req
1695. But it's not what
defines me, you know?Copy !req
1696. I understand.Copy !req
1697. I want to
listen to my message.Copy !req
1698. I'd had some to drink.Copy !req
1699. Gina.Copy !req
1700. My mom.Copy !req
1701. Okay. This is you.Copy !req