1. - A small town and
no one can flee from betrayal.Copy !req
2. And evil is looming too,
he writes their tale.Copy !req
3. From deep within hellCopy !req
4. a curse rises up,Copy !req
5. to strike down the old and never give up.Copy !req
6. The elderly dead will
smell blood in the air,Copy !req
7. eating flesh of the young,Copy !req
8. and the world will despair.Copy !req
9. - Ed, where's Gem?Copy !req
10. - Babysittin'.Copy !req
11. - I know where she is, I was justCopy !req
12. checkin' to see if you knew.Copy !req
13. - I know where she is.Copy !req
14. - I do miss this place.Copy !req
15. - I don't miss this
church, it creeps me out.Copy !req
16. - I miss my mum's apple pie.Copy !req
17. - I miss your mum's apple pie.Copy !req
18. - We used to have some wicked
Halloweens here, didn't we?Copy !req
19. - Before, but nothing ever happens.Copy !req
20. We should do something.Copy !req
21. - Fancy dress?
- Whoa,Copy !req
22. shocker'd Freddy, I got the claws.Copy !req
23. - I've got a sheep costume.
(groans)Copy !req
24. - I want it.Copy !req
25. - Do you remember your 18th birthdayCopy !req
26. when I said I was coming
as the invisible man?Copy !req
27. And I just didn't show up?
(laughing)Copy !req
28. - That was good, that,
no one saw you all night.Copy !req
29. - You need a shave.Copy !req
30. - So do you.Copy !req
31. - Oi!Copy !req
32. - I love the beard.
- Yeah, beards rock.Copy !req
33. - I'm hurt.
- Ah.Copy !req
34. - Oh, don't please grow a beard.Copy !req
35. - Oh, I wish I could.
- (laughing) Aw.Copy !req
36. - Now Gas can grow a bloody good beard.Copy !req
37. Where the hell is he, anyway?Copy !req
38. - I heard he's bangin'
a ripe little thing.Copy !req
39. - I heard she's really filthy.
(laughing)Copy !req
40. - I'm his best mate and he hasn't told me.Copy !req
41. - You know I don't like thunder.Copy !req
42. - [Ed] You are just scared of everythin'.Copy !req
43. - Right, I'm off, got work in the mornin'.Copy !req
44. Don't forget the parents
are back tomorrow,Copy !req
45. and Nan's still ill, so.Copy !req
46. Mm, look after her.Copy !req
47. Just for one more day, please.Copy !req
48. Otherwise I'll be in shit, too.Copy !req
49. - Shadow on the wall.
(snarling)Copy !req
50. - Why are you here?Copy !req
51. - Come on!Copy !req
52. - Okay Nan, it's time to wake up.Copy !req
53. Lazy cow.Copy !req
54. Oh, shit!
(gurgling)Copy !req
55. Look I need you to do something
for me, it's an emergency.Copy !req
56. - Oh, it better be a bloody emergency.Copy !req
57. - [Ed] Don't hurt me!Copy !req
58. - Zombies take over the planet? (laughing)Copy !req
59. - Well, not sure about
the whole planet butCopy !req
60. definitely our town.Copy !req
61. Ah, no, no!
(raspy moaning)Copy !req
62. Oh, Jesus, Jeez!Copy !req
63. (howling)
Oh, by God!Copy !req
64. - Okay listen up.Copy !req
65. If this is for real, there's a few rules.Copy !req
66. Firstly, do not leave your house.Copy !req
67. In the first few hours of a zombie attack,Copy !req
68. people will try to escape
because most people are dumb.Copy !req
69. Roads will become a
mess, the town a panic.Copy !req
70. Stay in your room, load up on weapons,Copy !req
71. prepare to kick ass.Copy !req
72. But stay put, and stay alert.Copy !req
73. - Hey, boy.Copy !req
74. - [Ed] Listen, Nan is from hell.Copy !req
75. She's gone fuckin' mad, what do I do?Copy !req
76. - Fuck!Copy !req
77. Ed!Copy !req
78. My neighbor's a zombie!Copy !req
79. - Quick, go away.Copy !req
80. (phone ringing)
Shit!Copy !req
81. - I'm locked in my room, the
whole town might be infected.Copy !req
82. - No shit.Copy !req
83. - Billy!Copy !req
84. - I can't really talk at the mo, my mum,Copy !req
85. she's really pissed!Copy !req
86. - God.Copy !req
87. I can see his brains!
- No no, no don't look,Copy !req
88. don't look.
- Look away! (yelling)Copy !req
89. - She's gone.Copy !req
90. - Okay.Copy !req
91. So turn around and stay in your room.Copy !req
92. - I'm gonna check it out.Copy !req
93. - Okay what was the
point in phonin' me, huh?Copy !req
94. (screaming)
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
95. Shit!Copy !req
96. Dai,Copy !req
97. I'm backCopy !req
98. in my room again.Copy !req
99. - Good.Copy !req
100. Idiot.Copy !req
101. Now listen to me and stay put.Copy !req
102. - Dude, I think Nan was
cooking up pancakes.Copy !req
103. - Pancakes?Copy !req
104. - Well, a fucked up pancake.Copy !req
105. She's cooking up my cat, she—
- Yes!Copy !req
106. Zombies will have some
sort of memories left over.Copy !req
107. I think certain things
might trigger or stimulateCopy !req
108. whatever memories it
has, and act them out.Copy !req
109. But she's not all there, remember.Copy !req
110. It's said, the earlier the zombie,Copy !req
111. the more memories it has left.Copy !req
112. But soon they'll all disappear,Copy !req
113. and all that's left is its instinctCopy !req
114. to eat the livings' flesh.Copy !req
115. (grunting)
- Look.Copy !req
116. Next thing you should
do is phone the police.Copy !req
117. The zombie attack might
only be on your streetCopy !req
118. if you're lucky, so a bit
of help might come in handy.Copy !req
119. But don't mention the zombie thing, okay?Copy !req
120. - Right, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
121. - Me?Copy !req
122. I'm gonna stay put.Copy !req
123. Load up on weapons,Copy !req
124. and prepare to kick ass.Copy !req
125. - Hello,
Blackwood Police Station,Copy !req
126. how can I help?
- Yes, uh,Copy !req
127. my name is Ed, I live at
number nine, High View.Copy !req
128. I've got a huge problem.Copy !req
129. My Nan has gone crazy.Copy !req
130. She's very old, and she
doesn't know what she's doing,Copy !req
131. but she has a shotgunCopy !req
132. and she's shooting up the house.Copy !req
133. I need help, the bitch has gone mad.Copy !req
134. - We take prank calls very seriously.Copy !req
135. - Prank?Copy !req
136. I am totally fucking serious,Copy !req
137. my Nan has gone completely nuts.Copy !req
138. She's been tryin' to kill me all morning!Copy !req
139. - Look sir, wasting police
time is a criminal offense.Copy !req
140. - What?Copy !req
141. She's already killed my cat.Copy !req
142. I loved little Moggy.Copy !req
143. - Please, sir.Copy !req
144. - Okay, all right.Copy !req
145. I am wasting police time soCopy !req
146. you'd best send someone
around here to punish me.Copy !req
147. - Okay, just for the record,Copy !req
148. are you saying that your
nan doesn't have a gunCopy !req
149. and she isn't trying to shoot you?Copy !req
150. - No, I have the fucking gun, bitch!Copy !req
151. Now if I were you I'd send someone round,Copy !req
152. 'cause if you don't I'm gonna have to,Copy !req
153. have to blow my nan's
goddamn head off instead.Copy !req
154. - Oh,Copy !req
155. holy shit!Copy !req
156. - [Ed] What?Copy !req
157. - I am seeing an old man
attacking the milkman!Copy !req
158. - [Ed] What?Copy !req
159. - Oh!Copy !req
160. Oh, he's okay!Copy !req
161. The milkman has survived.Copy !req
162. Ha!Copy !req
163. Well, not for long.Copy !req
164. - [Ed] Why?Copy !req
165. - He was injured.Copy !req
166. Oh, we are in serious shit.Copy !req
167. Oh, my God, Ed.Copy !req
168. There is a group of old
zombies walkin' down my street!Copy !req
169. How many zombies have you seen?Copy !req
170. - Two, my nan and Zimmer frame lady.Copy !req
171. Oh plus Corey said his
neighbor was a zombie, too.Copy !req
172. - Hmm, he was old, right?Copy !req
173. - Yeah.Copy !req
174. - With all the Zimmers outside my window,Copy !req
175. I've only seen old zombies.Copy !req
176. - [Ed] Old zombies?Copy !req
177. - Yeah.Copy !req
178. Well in theory only the dead are turned,Copy !req
179. but your Nan wasn't dead, right?Copy !req
180. - No, but she was pretty ill.Copy !req
181. - Then my guess is an infection
has spread over the townCopy !req
182. but it's only taken the old.Copy !req
183. The weaker will always get
infected first I guess.Copy !req
184. - Well there was something else.Copy !req
185. She had white eyes and thenCopy !req
186. and then she had black eyes.Copy !req
187. Like she had a demon face.Copy !req
188. My nan's a zombie demon!Copy !req
189. - Really?Copy !req
190. Then maybe it isn't an infection.Copy !req
191. Maybe it's something supernaturalCopy !req
192. and the old can't fight it.Copy !req
193. It's just a theory.Copy !req
194. - You say the old get taken.Copy !req
195. I can't help thinkin' one thing.Copy !req
196. - Ed.Copy !req
197. This is Eddie, fuckin' hell?Copy !req
198. - Gaz.Copy !req
199. I need you to listen up and
tell me the truth, okay?Copy !req
200. Are you still sleeping with Billy's nan?Copy !req
201. - What?Copy !req
202. Hey, that was a one-off.Copy !req
203. I was weak.Copy !req
204. She came on to me.Copy !req
205. What kind of a friend do you think I am?Copy !req
206. - Shit, Gaz, you're still shagging her.Copy !req
207. - Oh, you know me too well.Copy !req
208. Yeah, still bangin' the old bird.Copy !req
209. I can't stop myself.Copy !req
210. I love the elderly, dude.Copy !req
211. It's a rush for me.Copy !req
212. I'm at hers right now.Copy !req
213. - Shit.Copy !req
214. Right, I need you to listen to me.Copy !req
215. You need to get out of there right now.Copy !req
216. - I can't be stopped, Ed.Copy !req
217. She's like a dirty little drug.Copy !req
218. - Gaz, get the fuck out of
there, she's a fucking zombie!Copy !req
219. - Zombie?Copy !req
220. You cheeky fuck, she's not that old.Copy !req
221. Anyway, uh, really have to go, Ed,Copy !req
222. but I'll do you a favor,Copy !req
223. leave the phone on so you can listen in.Copy !req
224. She's a fuckin' screamer.Copy !req
225. - You dick!Copy !req
226. She's gonna fucking kill you!Copy !req
227. - Not so—
(crunching)Copy !req
228. What the devil is this
with fucking those teeth?Copy !req
229. You fucking bitch!
- Gaz!Copy !req
230. Gaz!Copy !req
231. Gaz?Copy !req
232. You okay?Copy !req
233. Shit.Copy !req
234. Fuck.Copy !req
235. Fuck.Copy !req
236. Billy?Copy !req
237. How's it goin'?Copy !req
238. - Ed.Copy !req
239. It's the worst day of my fuckin' life.Copy !req
240. - Can't be that bad, mate.Copy !req
241. - Well, I think me mum's from hell.Copy !req
242. She's got a face like a demon.Copy !req
243. It's funny.Copy !req
244. My dad always said, "Your
mum's the fucking devil, son."Copy !req
245. Couldn't get much worse than this.Copy !req
246. - Yeah.Copy !req
247. Shit!Copy !req
248. - Look, mate,Copy !req
249. I am sorry about shootin'
your uncle in the face.Copy !req
250. - It's all right.
- He was comin' right at us.Copy !req
251. - He was trying to kill us.
- He was.Copy !req
252. - Did you have to shoot my dog, though?Copy !req
253. - Well,Copy !req
254. you can't be too sure.Copy !req
255. - But you, yeah you can.Copy !req
256. - He had a look in his eye.Copy !req
257. - He's always got that look in his eye.Copy !req
258. He's got one eye.Copy !req
259. - Uh,Copy !req
260. there's one to sign for.Copy !req
261. I'll just leave it here, shall I?Copy !req
262. - Dai.Copy !req
263. Gaz is dead.Copy !req
264. - No way.Copy !req
265. - Not only that.Copy !req
266. I think the police turned up.Copy !req
267. There was a lot of screaming and nowCopy !req
268. there's nothingCopy !req
269. but silence.Copy !req
270. I don't get it.Copy !req
271. The door was locked.Copy !req
272. He must have got attacked from outside.Copy !req
273. - In that case it's already started.Copy !req
274. They've begun to roam the town.Copy !req
275. - What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
276. - Well, there's only
two things you can do:Copy !req
277. secure the house and kill your nan,Copy !req
278. or stay put and wait for
this to all blow over.Copy !req
279. - I don't think I can kill my nan.Copy !req
280. Billy.Copy !req
281. There's something I need
to tell you, it's been,Copy !req
282. it's been buggin' me all morning.Copy !req
283. - Trust me, Ed, nothing's
gonna bother me right now.Copy !req
284. - Gaz has been shagging your nan.Copy !req
285. - You what?Copy !req
286. - See where I got your uncle?Copy !req
287. Look, brains left.Copy !req
288. Brainy, brainy, brainy.Copy !req
289. Brainy.Copy !req
290. - It's too soon for that.Copy !req
291. - Brainy.Copy !req
292. - It's too soon.Copy !req
293. - Got a prank call, number nine.Copy !req
294. Possible crazies with shotguns.Copy !req
295. - Shotguns?Copy !req
296. Shit.Copy !req
297. Only the other night I was
watchin' Hobo with a Shotgun.Copy !req
298. Seen it?Copy !req
299. - No.Copy !req
300. Any good?
- Awesome.Copy !req
301. Craziest fucked-up film I've ever seen.Copy !req
302. I need helpCopy !req
303. at number nine High View—
- Sir?Copy !req
304. - and there's—
- You okay?Copy !req
305. - a man here without a hand.
- You all right, sir?Copy !req
306. - Right, I'll go around the
back, keep an eye on him.Copy !req
307. - Sir, can you turn around please?Copy !req
308. Sir, can you tell me what happened?Copy !req
309. Sir, stay right there!Copy !req
310. Don't fuckin' move.
(groaning)Copy !req
311. I said stay there, sir!Copy !req
312. Stay there!
(gunshot booming)Copy !req
313. Fuck.Copy !req
314. Oh, Christ!Copy !req
315. - Up here!Copy !req
316. Up here.Copy !req
317. Whoa, don't shoot me!Copy !req
318. - Keep still.Copy !req
319. Right, what the fuck's going on?Copy !req
320. We've had reports of
man here with a shotgun.Copy !req
321. - Uh, not exactly,Copy !req
322. but there is a mad old woman
in there, trying to kill me.Copy !req
323. She's in the house somewhere.Copy !req
324. - She has a shotgun?Copy !req
325. - Uh.Copy !req
326. Yeah.Copy !req
327. I'd shoot to kill, she's gone insane.Copy !req
328. - Get back, get back!Copy !req
329. Shit.
(gunshots booming)Copy !req
330. Shit!Copy !req
331. - Shit!Copy !req
332. Where is she?Copy !req
333. Have you seen her?
- No.Copy !req
334. You mind telling me what the hell that is?Copy !req
335. - ThatCopy !req
336. is my dead cat, Moggy.Copy !req
337. Sleeping in a pile of shit.Copy !req
338. - What's really goin' on here?Copy !req
339. - The truth isCopy !req
340. my nan's a zombie.Copy !req
341. - A zombie?Copy !req
342. - Yeah,Copy !req
343. and she ate my cat.Copy !req
344. (yelling)
Shoot the bitch!Copy !req
345. She's gone.Copy !req
346. - Oh, no!Copy !req
347. Oh, my God.Copy !req
348. - Why didn't you shoot him?Copy !req
349. - Shoot him?Copy !req
350. You mean my fuckin' partner?Copy !req
351. - He's a zombie!
- Ah,Copy !req
352. back the fuck off, zombies.Copy !req
353. They're bullshit.Copy !req
354. Let me think a second.Copy !req
355. - While you think about
things I'm gonna take a shit.Copy !req
356. - You take a shit and I'll shoot you.Copy !req
357. - What?Copy !req
358. Fuck.Copy !req
359. - Hello, come in.Copy !req
360. This is Harvey here,Copy !req
361. we have a real serious
situation, I need back-up.Copy !req
362. (static hissing)
Hello?Copy !req
363. Officer TS5291.Copy !req
364. I need assistance, come in.
(staticky snarling)Copy !req
365. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
366. - It's spread.
- What, the zombies?Copy !req
367. - They've taken over the old,Copy !req
368. now it looks like the
whole village is infected.Copy !req
369. - Infected, by zombies?
- Yeah.Copy !req
370. - Well you got a signal
on that phone of yours?Copy !req
371. - Oh, not yet.Copy !req
372. (exclaiming) One bar.Copy !req
373. Ah, two. (laughing)Copy !req
374. (yelling) Oh, my God, no!Copy !req
375. (grunting) Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!Copy !req
376. - Look, hurry.Copy !req
377. - Get off, me,
I'm trying to get in.Copy !req
378. (snarling)
Ah, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
379. - Boom!
- Ah, get him, get him.Copy !req
380. We've got a big gun now.Copy !req
381. Oh, Christ.
(gunshots booming)Copy !req
382. - [Ed] Sorry, I cant
hold it in any longer.Copy !req
383. Oh, my gosh. (sighing)Copy !req
384. There.Copy !req
385. So,Copy !req
386. what's the plan?Copy !req
387. - I'd rather you didn't
speak to me when you're,Copy !req
388. when you're takin' a shit.Copy !req
389. - We need a plan.Copy !req
390. - Yeah, well let's not rush into anythin'.Copy !req
391. We've got to have a real good plan.Copy !req
392. - We use that gun and shoot our way out.Copy !req
393. - Look, I don't think running
out of here with guns blazin'Copy !req
394. is a good idea.Copy !req
395. - We could justCopy !req
396. wait for help?Copy !req
397. - I don't think I can wait.
- Yeah,Copy !req
398. me neither.Copy !req
399. - (groaning) Jeez.
- Sorry.Copy !req
400. - Distract my friend 'cause I'm going.Copy !req
401. - What about the plan?
- Fuck the plan.Copy !req
402. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
403. No, wait wait, what's goin' on, wait.Copy !req
404. - Fuck, my partner's out there.Copy !req
405. - But my nan's that way.Copy !req
406. - Well I don't wanna kill him.Copy !req
407. - Well I don't wanna kill her.Copy !req
408. - We're goin' that way.Copy !req
409. - Did you hear that?
- What?Copy !req
410. - Did you hear that?
- What?Copy !req
411. - It's Jan.Copy !req
412. - It's Jan.Copy !req
413. - Jan who?Copy !req
414. - Jan?Copy !req
415. - Help me!Copy !req
416. - There it is again.Copy !req
417. - Shut up, you're makin' me willies.Copy !req
418. - It's comin' from the livin' room.Copy !req
419. - Come on.
- It's my neighbor doin' that,Copy !req
420. he may be one.Copy !req
421. Wait, man, I don't think
this is a good idea.Copy !req
422. - Help me.Copy !req
423. - There!
(yelling)Copy !req
424. Shoot her.Copy !req
425. Why is she so strong?Copy !req
426. (snarling)
Shoot her!Copy !req
427. Why aren't you shooting her?Copy !req
428. Just shoot her!Copy !req
429. - Gem.Copy !req
430. - Ceri, thank God!Copy !req
431. Did you make it out?Copy !req
432. - I made it.
- Where are you now?Copy !req
433. - Um, not too far away.Copy !req
434. I'm at the edge of the woods.Copy !req
435. - Ceri?Copy !req
436. - I think there's someone here.Copy !req
437. - What?Copy !req
438. Then get out of the woods.Copy !req
439. Get out of the woods, run!Copy !req
440. Run!Copy !req
441. - I don't think you
should be moving the body.Copy !req
442. - I can't have her lyin' out there.Copy !req
443. Any neighbor could pop
out his door and see this.Copy !req
444. - She is your neighbor.Copy !req
445. I don't wanna take her, what
if a neighbor finds her?Copy !req
446. There!Copy !req
447. Fuckin'...Copy !req
448. I think she's blamin' me.Copy !req
449. I,Copy !req
450. she could've killed me already.Copy !req
451. She still remembers me.Copy !req
452. - Come on.Copy !req
453. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
454. - (gasping) Fuck!Copy !req
455. (snarling)
Didn't see him.Copy !req
456. - Conserving bullets.Copy !req
457. (snarling)
- Good thinking.Copy !req
458. Oh, shit.Copy !req
459. - What?
- I forgot my club.Copy !req
460. Where is he?Copy !req
461. Do you think he's toying with us?Copy !req
462. - Zombies don't toy with you.Copy !req
463. Clever girl.
(gunshot booming)Copy !req
464. - No! (grunts)Copy !req
465. Nan! (grunts)Copy !req
466. Shit!Copy !req
467. Nan!Copy !req
468. Fuck.Copy !req
469. Shit.Copy !req
470. Dai.Copy !req
471. Things have really hit the fan here.Copy !req
472. - For once you're right.Copy !req
473. Don't think it's just
the village any more.Copy !req
474. More like the county, South Wales even.Copy !req
475. TV and internet signal's down,
I can't get any outside info.Copy !req
476. Luckily the phone signal's still up.Copy !req
477. How's your situation goin'?Copy !req
478. - Not too good.Copy !req
479. I swear, I've seen some weird shit.Copy !req
480. - Why are you whisperin'?Copy !req
481. - [Ed] I don't know.Copy !req
482. - I've noticed a few different types.Copy !req
483. You've got your slow zombie,
normally with white eyes.Copy !req
484. Then you've got your fast
zombie, normally with black eyes.Copy !req
485. The supernatural thing's starting to lookCopy !req
486. like the right theory, though.Copy !req
487. I think they're fastest when
the demon has hold of them.Copy !req
488. Need to start thinkin'
about securin' your houseCopy !req
489. and getting ready for the long haul.Copy !req
490. - What do you mean?Copy !req
491. Killin' my nan?Copy !req
492. Stockin' up with food, andCopy !req
493. and loading up with weapons?Copy !req
494. Stockin' up with food first, I think.Copy !req
495. - Okay.Copy !req
496. You stock up, kill your nan.Copy !req
497. I'm gonna try and get
word from the outside.Copy !req
498. Oh!Copy !req
499. Hello!Copy !req
500. - [Ed] What?Copy !req
501. - Just saw a guy get his arm ripped off.Copy !req
502. Oh, call you later.Copy !req
503. - Shit.Copy !req
504. Shit.Copy !req
505. (yelling) Shit!Copy !req
506. Look you, what are you doin'?Copy !req
507. - Shit!Copy !req
508. - It's said, the earlier the zombie,Copy !req
509. the more memories it has left.Copy !req
510. But soon, they'll all disappearCopy !req
511. and all that's left is its instinctCopy !req
512. to eat the livings' flesh.Copy !req
513. - Ah, stupid.Copy !req
514. Shit.Copy !req
515. Fuck.Copy !req
516. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
517. No, no, oh fuck!
(snarling)Copy !req
518. - Ed.Copy !req
519. - Phil.Copy !req
520. - It's time.Copy !req
521. - [Ed] Dai,Copy !req
522. it's getting fucking worse.Copy !req
523. - From what I'm seein' here,Copy !req
524. you don't wanna leave your room again.Copy !req
525. - [Ed] Well it's too bloody
late now, I'm on the roof.Copy !req
526. - The roof?
- Yeah,Copy !req
527. I got chased out my own house.Copy !req
528. - You need to get back
in there and secure the house.Copy !req
529. - What?Copy !req
530. - I'm safe, secure,
I've got plenty of food.Copy !req
531. Well, I say food.Copy !req
532. A dozen pot noodles,
snacks and tinned stuff.Copy !req
533. Should keep me going for a bit though.Copy !req
534. And Elen's on the way over.Copy !req
535. Hey, how's your girlfriend
taking all this?Copy !req
536. - Oh, shit!Copy !req
537. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
538. - Don't you hey sweetie me, you bastard.Copy !req
539. Why haven't you called?Copy !req
540. - Why didn't you call me?Copy !req
541. - Because I'm still
mad at you, that's why.Copy !req
542. And just because it's the end of the worldCopy !req
543. it doesn't mean I'm
gonna forgive you, okay?Copy !req
544. - I'm sorry I didn't
call you sooner, babes,Copy !req
545. but my nan's been trying
to kill me all day.Copy !req
546. Will you wait a sec?Copy !req
547. Where are you?Copy !req
548. - I'm in the car.Copy !req
549. I'm fine, by the way, thanks for askin'.Copy !req
550. - Fuck!Copy !req
551. If you're in your car why
don't you just drive to mine?Copy !req
552. - Well, when when I ran out of the houseCopy !req
553. I was chased by my uncle Rod,Copy !req
554. and when I opened the
car door, I panicked, andCopy !req
555. I left the keys in the door.Copy !req
556. - [Ed] Your uncle's still there?Copy !req
557. - Yeah.Copy !req
558. - Okay wait a sec.Copy !req
559. - Ed?Copy !req
560. I'm scared.Copy !req
561. I'm sorry I was so harsh with you.Copy !req
562. I wish you was here to protect me and all.Copy !req
563. - Right.Copy !req
564. I'm gonna get down off this roof,Copy !req
565. kill a few zombies on the way,Copy !req
566. I'm gonna come for you, and
I'm gonna save the fucking day.Copy !req
567. - You mean it?
- Yeah, damn right!Copy !req
568. - I love you.Copy !req
569. - Hiya, love!Copy !req
570. - [Ed] Shit!Copy !req
571. Shit.Copy !req
572. Fuck it!Copy !req
573. - (exclaiming) What the fuck?Copy !req
574. - Sorry, Ed, thought you
was one of those things.Copy !req
575. - Really fuckin' hurt.Copy !req
576. Shit.Copy !req
577. - Fuck you, Mum, and
you have got a mustache!Copy !req
578. - Billy!Copy !req
579. Are you okay?Copy !req
580. - No, my mum's a fuckin'
bitch and my nan's a whore!Copy !req
581. - Oh, shit, Billy, calm down.Copy !req
582. - And those things have
got me out of the house!Copy !req
583. - It's all right, it's all right.Copy !req
584. - What the fuck's that?
- A gun.Copy !req
585. I found it round the block, you know.Copy !req
586. - Let's have a look.
- I'm as good as packin'.Copy !req
587. - What, can I borrow it?
- Oh, no, sorry it's mine.Copy !req
588. Why don't you just get
back in there, be a man,Copy !req
589. and just throw her ass out!Copy !req
590. (yelling)
Come on, Billy!Copy !req
591. Go on!Copy !req
592. Oh, Billy?Copy !req
593. Shit.Copy !req
594. No fuckin' way.Copy !req
595. Ah.Copy !req
596. Oh, shit!
(screaming)Copy !req
597. Fuck!Copy !req
598. Okay, come on.Copy !req
599. Okay.Copy !req
600. Fuck the fuck off.Copy !req
601. Fuck.Copy !req
602. Come on!Copy !req
603. Oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
604. You want a fight?Copy !req
605. You're gonna get one.Copy !req
606. Where are you?Copy !req
607. (exclaiming) God, get off.Copy !req
608. Oh, God, oh.Copy !req
609. (yelling) Go make pancakes
in hell, you bitch!Copy !req
610. - Ed?Copy !req
611. Is Gemma here?Copy !req
612. I got her a present.Copy !req
613. - Shit!Copy !req
614. - Watch it.Copy !req
615. What the...Copy !req
616. - Gotta save the fucking—
(yelling)Copy !req
617. - Oh!Copy !req
618. I'm so sorry, are you all right?Copy !req
619. - I think I bruised my ass.Copy !req
620. - Oh, where?
- Ah! (exclaiming)Copy !req
621. Oh shit.Copy !req
622. Quick,Copy !req
623. in the car.Copy !req
624. - What?
- In the car.Copy !req
625. - What?Copy !req
626. - No no, I'll drive.Copy !req
627. Don't do this now, you piece of shit!Copy !req
628. Fuck!Copy !req
629. Shit.Copy !req
630. Is that Corey?Copy !req
631. - Jesus!Copy !req
632. - [Ed] Come on!Copy !req
633. Oh, my God.
- Fuck.Copy !req
634. - Shit.Copy !req
635. - You seen that, it was
fuckin' inches away.Copy !req
636. Fuck it, oh God!Copy !req
637. Ah, fuck it!Copy !req
638. - Ed, Ed, Ed.Copy !req
639. - [Ed] Fuck, get in, get in, come on!Copy !req
640. - Move, move your finger!Copy !req
641. - Help!Copy !req
642. - (chuckling) Is there something
you should be telling us?Copy !req
643. - Yeah, there's zombies everywhere.Copy !req
644. - Everywhere.Copy !req
645. - Aw, shit.Copy !req
646. My parents.Copy !req
647. Hey, don't, don't, Dad!Copy !req
648. Get something sharp!Copy !req
649. - The boy's jumped on him.Copy !req
650. Oh, he's jumpin' all over him.Copy !req
651. - It's a zombie.Copy !req
652. You need to destroy its brain!Copy !req
653. Quick!
(snarling)Copy !req
654. - Oh, boys,
this is not good, right?Copy !req
655. What do we do out there, eh?Copy !req
656. - [Ed] Quick!Copy !req
657. Quick!Copy !req
658. - Over there, over there, over there!Copy !req
659. - Oh, my God.
- The head, shoot it!Copy !req
660. - Oh, okay, I'm firin'!
(gunshots booming)Copy !req
661. - Hit her in the head!
(blows thudding)Copy !req
662. Get it in the head, man!
- I'm tryin', all right.Copy !req
663. - Bugger!Copy !req
664. - Will, I am very stressed out right now!Copy !req
665. Try and move back!
(gunshots booming)Copy !req
666. - Ah, quick!Copy !req
667. What the—
(gasping)Copy !req
668. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
669. - Ed.Copy !req
670. Get off of him, man.Copy !req
671. - Oh God, oh God, no!Copy !req
672. Oh!Copy !req
673. Oh God!Copy !req
674. Get off me, oh fuck, oh.Copy !req
675. - Ed!Copy !req
676. - Look, look it's Billy!Copy !req
677. - Oh, fuckin' hell!Copy !req
678. - What the fuck, Johnny?Copy !req
679. You sick bitch.Copy !req
680. - Dave!Copy !req
681. - Shoot him, shoot the
fucking thing, shoot them!Copy !req
682. Do you have ammo, get the ammo on you!Copy !req
683. Oh, you fucking idiot!
(screaming)Copy !req
684. It's goin' off, Christ almighty.Copy !req
685. Run man and get her!Copy !req
686. - Oh, God.
- Get up, get up, get up.Copy !req
687. - Billy, you're a fucking fool!Copy !req
688. - Get out of the way!Copy !req
689. (gunshots booming)
- Stop the car.Copy !req
690. Stop the bloody car,
woman, will you do it?Copy !req
691. (groaning)
- Jesus!Copy !req
692. - (exclaiming) Look, he's all right!Copy !req
693. - Bleeding.Copy !req
694. - No, wait.Copy !req
695. I'll do it.Copy !req
696. - I love you.Copy !req
697. - Shit.Copy !req
698. - Hey.
- Oh fuck, no.Copy !req
699. Careful, jeez.Copy !req
700. Right in the eye.
- Sorry.Copy !req
701. - Don't touch him!Copy !req
702. - So.Copy !req
703. You're sayin'Copy !req
704. this all started with the olds, yeah?Copy !req
705. - That's the theory.Copy !req
706. - ButCopy !req
707. doesn't your brother work
in an old people's home?Copy !req
708. - Yeah.Copy !req
709. Oh,Copy !req
710. shit!Copy !req