1. Oh, boy.Copy !req
2. Fuck!
Stop hitting me!Copy !req
3. This is like if Tyson fought an infant.Copy !req
4. I can't wait to punch you in the face
while you're sleeping tonight.Copy !req
5. - Get up! Get up!
- Saved by the bell.Copy !req
6. Come on, let me get in
a bong hit before round two.Copy !req
7. Oh! Look at that ass.Copy !req
8. Hey! Come on!
I spilled the bong! Stop!Copy !req
9. Boom! Knocked you out!
Eat it, whore!Copy !req
10. - You cheated, you dick.
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
11. Oh! The bong water reeks.Copy !req
12. Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it
wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass.Copy !req
13. What's going on, fellas?Copy !req
14. - What's up?
- How's it going?Copy !req
15. Who are you and why
are you in my kitchen?Copy !req
16. Your landlord, he hired us
to pick up your stuff.Copy !req
17. This is bullshit!
It's like Cypress Hill concert in here.Copy !req
18. I don't rent to
those kind of people.Copy !req
19. Yuri, what the hell's going on?Copy !req
20. - Alex, how are you?
- I'm good.Copy !req
21. Well, for last six months,
you no pay me rent.Copy !req
22. So now, I no longer
let you stay here. Okay?Copy !req
23. All right, my friends, pack up
everything, put on truck, okay?Copy !req
24. No, no. That's impossible.
We've never missed a payment.Copy !req
25. Every month, I give Josh
hundreds of dollars of my moneyCopy !req
26. and then he writes you
a rent check, right, Josh?Copy !req
27. I love them so much.Copy !req
28. You love who?Copy !req
29. The girls at Madame Kamay's
Filipino Palace.Copy !req
30. You've been spending our
rent money on Filipino hookers?Copy !req
31. They're not hookers.
They're massage therapists.Copy !req
32. They'll massage
your cock for money.Copy !req
33. There's a word for that.
I think it's hooker.Copy !req
34. You're a hooker!Copy !req
35. Whoa, wait.Copy !req
36. Listen, Alex, I make you
special deal, huh?Copy !req
37. I give you five minutes to pack up all
your shit you don't want thrown away.Copy !req
38. And if you take one extra minute,
I have my two friends...Copy !req
39. They take your testicles
and remove them through your anus.Copy !req
40. Deal?
Nice man.Copy !req
41. Okay, they got one minute
and then you... Okay?Copy !req
42. I'm sorry, Alex.
I should have told you.Copy !req
43. You can't whack it to Internet porn
like everyone else?Copy !req
44. You know I don't have a credit card.Copy !req
45. So where you going?Copy !req
46. I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll
let me stay there. What about you?Copy !req
47. Madame Kamay said
I could stay at the Palace.Copy !req
48. You're sick.Copy !req
49. I know.Copy !req
50. Where's the bong?Copy !req
51. Alex!
You forgot smoking lamp.Copy !req
52. I'm sorry.
Was that expensive piece?Copy !req
53. That's your fault too.Copy !req
54. Yo, Dante, pick up.
Josh is killing me.Copy !req
55. Where are you?
I'm sick of talking to your machine.Copy !req
56. Why aren't you home?
I need you.Copy !req
57. Hey, Alex.Copy !req
58. Don't you answer your phone?
I've been calling for half an hour.Copy !req
59. Oh, I'm sorry.
I was putting up my Christmas tree.Copy !req
60. Dude, it's July.Copy !req
61. Get the fuck out of here.
It is?Copy !req
62. Yeah.
And why are you naked?Copy !req
63. Oh, my God.
I am naked! Come on in!Copy !req
64. Dude, your ass is
tanner than my face.Copy !req
65. That is pure fucking insanity.Copy !req
66. Yeah. I know.
He got addicted to hookers.Copy !req
67. No, I'm talking about
the guy who threw your bong.Copy !req
68. You should never
throw a bong, kid. Ever.Copy !req
69. Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering
if maybe I could crash here for a while.Copy !req
70. Whoa. I don't know, man.
I got a business to run.Copy !req
71. This is like my office
as well as my home.Copy !req
72. Plus, the lion comes
in a couple of days.Copy !req
73. - You're getting a lion?
- Yeah.Copy !req
74. - Why?
- To protect my shit.Copy !req
75. Never heard of a dog?Copy !req
76. Dude, you can get past a dog.
Nobody fucks with a lion.Copy !req
77. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
78. So what kind of weed
do you want?Copy !req
79. I got the "Incredible Hulk", I got some
of the "Green Monster", I got the "Bling".Copy !req
80. Hey! We go through this
every time I come here.Copy !req
81. I don't care what it's called.
I just want a bag of fucking weed.Copy !req
82. Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise
your voice like that when the lion's here.Copy !req
83. Yeah. You know what? I got to bail
or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding.Copy !req
84. You look like a bag of shit. You sure you
don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?Copy !req
85. Thanks anyway,
but brown's not my color.Copy !req
86. This isn't brown.
I'm bronzed.Copy !req
87. So you can't kill the demon
at the end of Level 6?Copy !req
88. Do you have the magic arrows?Copy !req
89. Easy. Here's what you do.
Hide behind the boulder.Copy !req
90. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot
him three times with the magic arrows.Copy !req
91. Then his head will start to spin.
Once that happens,Copy !req
92. you jump up on the boulder,
you do a flying downward thrustCopy !req
93. with the Sword of Doom
and that's it. Level 6 is done.Copy !req
94. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
95. Have I told you today
how much I love you?Copy !req
96. Hey, Grandma.
You look hot.Copy !req
97. Well, I haven't been out
and about for a whileCopy !req
98. so I thought
I'd step it up a notch.Copy !req
99. - Well, it worked.
- Good.Copy !req
100. Oh listen, your father tells me
that you need a place to stay.Copy !req
101. Yeah.Copy !req
102. Just so you know,
Sophie left us two weeks ago.Copy !req
103. So her room is available
if you need it.Copy !req
104. Oh, where'd Sophie move to?Copy !req
105. Heaven.Copy !req
106. Sorry, Sophie was so...Copy !req
107. - Mean and full of hate.
- Yeah.Copy !req
108. So you want to move in tonight?Copy !req
109. You know what? That's a really
sweet offer but unfortunately,Copy !req
110. I promised my friend Jeff
I'd stay at his house.Copy !req
111. Come in. Hurry up.Copy !req
112. You sure this is okay?Copy !req
113. Yeah. It's totally cool.Copy !req
114. Just keep your voice down.
My roommates are sleeping.Copy !req
115. - You mean your parents?
- Yeah, same thing.Copy !req
116. Nice jammies.Copy !req
117. Thanks. They're a present
from my roommates.Copy !req
118. That's cool.Copy !req
119. Here we go.Copy !req
120. - Where am I supposed to sleep?
- On the air mattress.Copy !req
121. Do you need a stuffed animal?
I have a dog. I think I have a bear.Copy !req
122. Yeah, I have a bear.Copy !req
123. - What are you, eight?
- At least I have my own bed.Copy !req
124. - Your bed is a car.
- Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.Copy !req
125. My roommates said they are
gonna get me rims for Christmas.Copy !req
126. Or a C.B. radio.
I can talk to other car beds.Copy !req
127. That'll be hot.Copy !req
128. Might get a stereo too.Copy !req
129. My sister said I should get an alarm.Copy !req
130. Shut up!Copy !req
131. Gross.Copy !req
132. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
133. Come on, Laura. My cock is lost in the
jungle and it's up for you to find it.Copy !req
134. Oh, Laura, you dirty,
dirty adventurer.Copy !req
135. Come on.
Let's go exploring.Copy !req
136. Why don't you explore
my underwear, baby?Copy !req
137. Damn, you look good.
What's under the skirt, Laura?Copy !req
138. Oh, let's see.
Huh?Copy !req
139. Ooh, Laura, no panties?
How'd you know I liked it like that?Copy !req
140. Oh, yeah. Okay. Ooh, here we go.
All right. Here we go.Copy !req
141. Jeffrey?
What are you doing up so...Copy !req
142. Oh, my God!
I'm sorry!Copy !req
143. I can't stop coming!
I'm sorry! It feels so good!Copy !req
144. I can't believe
you came on my mom.Copy !req
145. You might be the biggest
perv in the world right now.Copy !req
146. - What were you thinking?
- I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.Copy !req
147. So you can't wake me up
to play video games or something?Copy !req
148. Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls
deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.Copy !req
149. I love my turtle.Copy !req
150. Anyway, my mom said
you could still stay the night.Copy !req
151. Oh, yeah, that's not
an awkward breakfast.Copy !req
152. Tell her thanks. I'm just going
to go crash at the office.Copy !req
153. All right, suit yourself.
I'll see you in a couple hours.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. You can keep the doll,
by the way.Copy !req
156. Oh, I was planning on that.Copy !req
157. Oh! My doll is a whore.Copy !req
158. Um, excuse me?Copy !req
159. Hi.Copy !req
160. Good morning.
I'm just looking for my office.Copy !req
161. Are you the new janitor?Copy !req
162. No, I'm Samantha Garson.Copy !req
163. I'm here to oversee the final stages of
production on "Eternal Death Slayer 3".Copy !req
164. Oh, hi.Copy !req
165. I didn't know anyone new was coming in.
I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers.Copy !req
166. Do you usually sleep here?Copy !req
167. No. I was working late.
I love work. I love life.Copy !req
168. That's good to know.Copy !req
169. Yeah, um, your office is probably
the empty one down the hall.Copy !req
170. - Thank you. Alex, there's...
- Yeah?Copy !req
171. Brush your teeth.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
172. Thank you.Copy !req
173. Yeah.Copy !req
174. Johnny.Copy !req
175. Who the fuck is Johnny?Copy !req
176. What's up, Douche Bigalow?
How'd you sleep last night?Copy !req
177. Fine, Speed Racer.
What did you do, valet your bed?Copy !req
178. No, but I'll self-park it
in your asshole.Copy !req
179. - Come on. Let's go to lunch.
- Hey, you remember Laura, don't you?Copy !req
180. Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore.
That's a surprise.Copy !req
181. Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle
brought some girl here from New YorkCopy !req
182. to make sure we finish
"Eternal Death Slayer" on time.Copy !req
183. Yeah, her name's Samantha.
She's really hot. She wants to bang me.Copy !req
184. I'm sure she does.
Are you ready?Copy !req
185. Oh, please.Copy !req
186. Line up, you fucking nerds.
Who wants a shot at the champ?Copy !req
187. Who's going down?Copy !req
188. I'm taking the title, old man.
The game is "Frog Bog".Copy !req
189. Let's do it.Copy !req
190. Tea?Copy !req
191. Sure.Copy !req
192. It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend.Copy !req
193. Very cleansing.
Good for new beginnings.Copy !req
194. So, Samantha, as you know,
our immediate focusCopy !req
195. is the completion of "Eternal
Death Slayer 3" in time for the fall.Copy !req
196. We've had an enormous amount of bugs
at this stage, and, quite frankly,Copy !req
197. I'm a little more than concerned.Copy !req
198. "Knife Head IV" was in a similar situation,
but we met the deadline.Copy !req
199. "Jump Rope City" was a total nightmare,
and we figured it out.Copy !req
200. That's why I brought you in.Copy !req
201. To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule,Copy !req
202. so we can free up all the testers
for J.P.'s new masterpiece.Copy !req
203. Two major titles in one year?Copy !req
204. And he's programming
and designing them all by himself?Copy !req
205. - He must be a genius.
- Well, J.P. is not normal.Copy !req
206. He created the original
"Eternal Death Slayer" when he was only 13.Copy !req
207. He's the definition of a prodigy.Copy !req
208. - J.P.!
- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.Copy !req
209. I was in the middle of another huge
breakthrough with the new game.Copy !req
210. - How's it looking?
- It's the future of gaming.Copy !req
211. Breathtaking.
Care for tea?Copy !req
212. No, I'm good.Copy !req
213. I don't believe that we've met.Copy !req
214. Oh, this is Samantha Garson.Copy !req
215. I brought her in from New York to
be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.Copy !req
216. Hi. It's nice to finally meet you.
You have quite a reputation.Copy !req
217. Everything you've heard about me is true.Copy !req
218. So, if you ever need anything,
just please, feel free to call.Copy !req
219. - I'll give you all my numbers.
- Thanks, I will.Copy !req
220. Seriously, anything you need.Copy !req
221. Say, J.P., why don't you show Samantha
around the office, introduce her to everyone.Copy !req
222. Sure, yeah. I'll put my
genius on hold for a while.Copy !req
223. After you, my lady.Copy !req
224. Namaste, you guys.Copy !req
225. Did the kids in school hound you
for "Eternal Death Slayer" tips?Copy !req
226. School.
I didn't need school.Copy !req
227. All I ever cared about were video games,
and they've made me a millionaire.Copy !req
228. So maybe I don't know
what the Civil War wasCopy !req
229. or who invented the helicopter,
even though I own one.Copy !req
230. But I did beat "The Legend of Zelda"
before I could walk.Copy !req
231. - That's cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
232. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's
a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.Copy !req
233. - What's in here?
- It's just the kids in their break room.Copy !req
234. Or as I call it,
"The Stupid Idiot Room Full of Jerks."Copy !req
235. - Mine's the biggest office...
- Let's check it out.Copy !req
236. - Let's go!
- You suck! You suck!Copy !req
237. I thought you were
good at this, man.Copy !req
238. Oh, flies. I'm a frog.
I'm eating flies. A lot more than you.Copy !req
239. Come on!
Eat that frog dick, Timmy! Eat it!Copy !req
240. I'm sorry you had to see this.Copy !req
241. It's all these poor knaves have to
look forward to every day.Copy !req
242. Come on! Yeah!
Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!Copy !req
243. Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
244. Your shit's weak!
Wizzeak!Copy !req
245. You never had a chance, Timmy.Copy !req
246. I'll get you eventually, gray bush.
Time is on my side.Copy !req
247. Hey, at least I have a bush.Copy !req
248. Shit's weak!Copy !req
249. Oh, hey, Samantha.
Sorry you had to hear that.Copy !req
250. No, congratulations on having a bush.Copy !req
251. How do you two know each other?Copy !req
252. I woke him up here this morning.
He fell asleep working late last night.Copy !req
253. Yeah, well, that's what old people do.
They fall asleep.Copy !req
254. Wow, J.P., that is a great outfit.Copy !req
255. How much do clothes
cost in the Matrix?Copy !req
256. So funny I forgot to laugh.Copy !req
257. Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too.
It's not gray.Copy !req
258. - Hey!
- What?Copy !req
259. My bush isn't really gray.Copy !req
260. - Well, not according to my mom.
- I thought I told you to quit talking about that.Copy !req
261. People keep asking me about it.Copy !req
262. I'm really sorry to have to leave this
conversation, but I will see you guys later.Copy !req
263. Get back to work, testers.Copy !req
264. Hey, Samantha,
don't take the red pill!Copy !req
265. Adios, turd nuggets.Copy !req
266. Wow.Copy !req
267. Hey, Timmy, any chance I can
crash on your couch tonight?Copy !req
268. Why? So you can
jerk off on my mom?Copy !req
269. Jeffs a fucking liar, Timmy!Copy !req
270. What's that?Copy !req
271. How many people did you tell about
the incident with me and your mom?Copy !req
272. Thirteen, maybe. Why?
I didn't know it was a secret.Copy !req
273. No, you're right.
Your mom would really appreciate it.Copy !req
274. - My bad. Sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
275. So where are you
going to crash tonight?Copy !req
276. This really cute chick
I've known for a long timeCopy !req
277. said that I could sleep over
with her and her two crazy girlfriends.Copy !req
278. - No way!
- Yep.Copy !req
279. Three chicks and you?Copy !req
280. Yeah, I'll call you later and let
you know which bed I end up in.Copy !req
281. Totally. Oh, my roommate's here.
Later, 'gator.Copy !req
282. Later.Copy !req
283. - Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mommy.Copy !req
284. - Did you have a good day?
- I did. Did you remember to TiVo Samurai Jack?Copy !req
285. I did.Copy !req
286. Oh, honey, they work you
too hard there. That's a long day.Copy !req
287. It's not that tough of a job,
though, Grandma. But thank you.Copy !req
288. You are something else.
You must be starving, darling.Copy !req
289. Yeah, I could eat.Copy !req
290. That's quite the buffet
you have there.Copy !req
291. Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
292. Oh, Grace, you remember my
grandson Alex. Our new roommate.Copy !req
293. How long you staying?Copy !req
294. Just till I find a new apartment.Copy !req
295. - Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.Copy !req
296. - How old are you now?
- I'll be 36 in October.Copy !req
297. My grandson's gay too.
I'll give you his number.Copy !req
298. - I'm not gay, but thank you.
- Denial.Copy !req
299. Wow. That Grace sure makes
me feel warm and welcome.Copy !req
300. Well, you'd be bitter too
if you had four husbands die on you.Copy !req
301. Probably suicides.Copy !req
302. - I was just kidding.
- There we go. Here's your din-din.Copy !req
303. Oh, watch! It's hot.
Be careful!Copy !req
304. Okay, so that's chicken cutlet,
leftover lasagne, some scrambled eggs,Copy !req
305. some pudding and wait a minute.
A piece of the wedding cake.Copy !req
306. - That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
307. Here's your new room, baby.Copy !req
308. - Wow, Grandma, this is nice.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
309. Hey, Sophie didn't
die in the bed, did she?Copy !req
310. - No.
- Good, good, good.Copy !req
311. No, she fell out of bed
and died right here.Copy !req
312. I am so happy
that you're here, honey.Copy !req
313. - Thank you so much, again.
- Sweet dreams, darling.Copy !req
314. - Thanks.
- Okay.Copy !req
315. - See you in the morning.
- You sure will.Copy !req
316. I died on the floor
and nobody helped me.Copy !req
317. You have got to be
fucking shitting me.Copy !req
318. Oh, it's so cold
when you're dead.Copy !req
319. I swear to God I would
have helped you, Sophie.Copy !req
320. Please don't kill me. I would have
helped you. I just wasn't here.Copy !req
321. - Gotcha!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
322. - You scaredy-cat.
- What the hell are you doing, Grandma?Copy !req
323. Well, I told you we were
going to have fun.Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. Sweetie? Don't curse.
You're better than that.Copy !req
326. Okay.Copy !req
327. Fuck!Copy !req
328. That's fucking crazy.Copy !req
329. Oh my God.
What is happening?Copy !req
330. What the...Copy !req
331. What? Come on.
Stop that.Copy !req
332. Why are you doing this to me?Copy !req
333. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
334. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
335. Oh, rise and shine.Copy !req
336. Go take a tinkle and be sure
to wash your hands,Copy !req
337. - then come down and have breakfast.
- Okay, Grandma.Copy !req
338. Wow!
That was a great breakfast.Copy !req
339. Grandma, I'm going to go
back to sleep now.Copy !req
340. Oh, but don't you
have to go to work?Copy !req
341. Actually, I don't have to be at work
for another three and a half hours.Copy !req
342. Oh, that's wonderful that
you have all this extra timeCopy !req
343. because we really could use
your help around the house.Copy !req
344. Oh, not a problem.
What do you need me to do?Copy !req
345. Just a few chores.Copy !req
346. Here you go, honey.Copy !req
347. All right, you guys, I'm gonna
need you to go all the way backCopy !req
348. and recheck,
starting with Level 1, okay?Copy !req
349. Kane, you are gonna
take 1 through 3.Copy !req
350. - Whatever you need, Samantha.
- Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6.Copy !req
351. Yeah, I can do that.
No problem. You're great.Copy !req
352. Jeff, you're already working on 7 through
9, so why don't you just stick with those.Copy !req
353. Let's do it.Copy !req
354. The levels, I mean.
Not sex.Copy !req
355. Sorry.Copy !req
356. All right. Alex, I need you
to deal with 10 through 15Copy !req
357. because those are
the real problem levels and...Copy !req
358. Is he sleeping?Copy !req
359. Yes, and possibly
shitting his pants.Copy !req
360. - Wake up, dude.
- No chores, Grandma!Copy !req
361. Nice rip, Alex.Copy !req
362. Rip what?Copy !req
363. All right, you guys. Come on.
Get to work. It's crunch time.Copy !req
364. - Seriously, rip what?
- Why are you so tired?Copy !req
365. Uh, maybe 'cause I was
with three chicks last night.Copy !req
366. Something you'd know
nothing about.Copy !req
367. - Excuse you.
- Hey, look, it's Bono's brother.Copy !req
368. So how'd the loser conference go?Copy !req
369. Those losers are gonna make sure
your game releases on time.Copy !req
370. Oh, no, of course.
They're the best.Copy !req
371. I want to get you a black cobra.Copy !req
372. Just to go around the neck.Copy !req
373. J.P., I got to stay
on top of these guys.Copy !req
374. Please get on top of me.Copy !req
375. Here, honey, I made you
some Jell-O with no fruitCopy !req
376. 'cause I know how
much you hate it.Copy !req
377. And you got cheese and crackers and
some chocolate milk to wash it all down.Copy !req
378. - That's great. Thank you.
- Oooh, what's this?Copy !req
379. This is a video game I'm making.Copy !req
380. - It's kind of like a side project.
- Oh, good for you, honey.Copy !req
381. - Hey, you want to play it?
- Well, I don't know.Copy !req
382. Okay.Copy !req
383. You are so talented.Copy !req
384. I remember the birdhouse you
made way back at grade school.Copy !req
385. This is a little more violent than
the birdhouse. It's called "Demonik".Copy !req
386. You play a demon who's been summoned
from hell to clean out this meth lab.Copy !req
387. Space shuttle.Copy !req
388. So this helps you look around.Copy !req
389. This button is to punch.
This is to jump. This is to duck.Copy !req
390. This right trigger brings up
your magic spell menu.Copy !req
391. And the left trigger lets you
use your magic spells.Copy !req
392. How do you make him walk?Copy !req
393. - Oh, that's this stick right here.
- This here?Copy !req
394. Oh, there you go.
Oh, yeah, walk over here.Copy !req
395. Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your
telekinesis power to lift those objects.Copy !req
396. I don't see
a telephone anywhere.Copy !req
397. No, no. It's like a mind power.
Hit the red button.Copy !req
398. - Red.
- Oooh, perfect.Copy !req
399. Okay, you know what, use your
fireballs to blow a hole in that wall.Copy !req
400. Yeah, that's great.
Go in there. Go in there!Copy !req
401. Okay, is this a good or a bad guy?Copy !req
402. That's a bad guy.
He's a drug dealer. Kill him.Copy !req
403. Oh, I hate violence.
But drugs are bad.Copy !req
404. - Wow!
- Ooh, nice Death Spike.Copy !req
405. Okay, now go in here and use your
lightning to blow up those barrels.Copy !req
406. Ooh! Oh, isn't that pretty?Copy !req
407. - Yeah.
- Oh, this is fun.Copy !req
408. Hey, wow, you got
to a checkpoint.Copy !req
409. - Is that good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
410. Well, so that's my game.Copy !req
411. And, you know what, I have a little more
work to do, so if you just want to...Copy !req
412. Wait your turn.
I'm on a roll here.Copy !req
413. Take that, you dirty dopers.Copy !req
414. Hey, you know what, Grandma? I actually
have to go see a friend and get some stuff.Copy !req
415. So you keep playing,
and I'll see you later.Copy !req
416. Love you.Copy !req
417. I can't believe there are people in
this world who still don't have cable.Copy !req
418. - Dr. Shakalu gets it.
- Yeah, he does.Copy !req
419. Anyways, here's a black box
that gets all the channelsCopy !req
420. plus pay-per-view
and a bunch of extra wires.Copy !req
421. Just don't let a cop see it
or Grandma's doing some time.Copy !req
422. So how do you two
know each other?Copy !req
423. I met the doctor at
a cockfight in Pomona.Copy !req
424. He's hooking me up with
the lion. It comes tomorrow.Copy !req
425. Great.Copy !req
426. Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean
weed that'll turn you into a deer.Copy !req
427. You know that lions
eat deer, right?Copy !req
428. That's true, kid.
Doctor, we got to be careful.Copy !req
429. Oh, shit.
I've been here three hours?Copy !req
430. - I don't have antlers, do I?
- No. You're cool, bro.Copy !req
431. Thanks for all this.
And, Doctor?Copy !req
432. - Ooh, sorry.
- Anytime, kid.Copy !req
433. Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate
who goes shopping.Copy !req
434. Chicken cutlet.Copy !req
435. Spaghetti with garlic bread.Copy !req
436. Oh, my God, the wings
to go with the breast.Copy !req
437. I don't know what you are,
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.Copy !req
438. Of course she doesn't have a microwave.
She's fucking 100.Copy !req
439. Yeah, Dante.Copy !req
440. Let's see, let's see.Copy !req
441. Good night, my friend.
Sleep well.Copy !req
442. Ooh, dinnertime.Copy !req
443. Oh, fucking bitch,
cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck!Copy !req
444. Oh! Goddamn it!Copy !req
445. Let me guess.
Was your dick on fire?Copy !req
446. - Yeah.
- Hey, Jeff.Copy !req
447. - Oh, hey, Alex.
- Hey.Copy !req
448. So, I finished my first level last night.
How far are you, Alex?Copy !req
449. Does it look like
I got any levels done last night?Copy !req
450. - Oh, my God.
- Geez. That's crazy.Copy !req
451. Wait, wait. Don't tell me your
roommates did that to you.Copy !req
452. Yeah. Yeah.
It was my roommates.Copy !req
453. They're crazy.
They're crazy. They tied me up.Copy !req
454. I was like one of those calves
at the rodeo, all helpless.Copy !req
455. And you know what? Just when I was
about to scream for the police, I came.Copy !req
456. - Oh my god!
- And that felt nice.Copy !req
457. That is nuts.
That is so hot.Copy !req
458. Hey, you guys. Kane, can you
take a look at that for me? Thanks.Copy !req
459. Whoa. Alex, what happened?Copy !req
460. There was a fire and I was
trying to save it from this baby...Copy !req
461. No, he's banging his three roommates.
They tied him up last night.Copy !req
462. They had crazy orgies,
like, all week.Copy !req
463. I don't know what they're talking about.
They're just joking.Copy !req
464. No, we're not.
You literally just told us that.Copy !req
465. Well, I don't think that's very smart
considering you work with your hands.Copy !req
466. Yeah.Copy !req
467. May I see you in my
office for a minute, please?Copy !req
468. Yeah.Copy !req
469. - Ooh!
- Busted!Copy !req
470. - You are so fired.
- You guys are assholes.Copy !req
471. Bye.Copy !req
472. Hey, you know what?
I forgot something.Copy !req
473. - What?
- This.Copy !req
474. Oh my God! Fuck!
Are you serious?Copy !req
475. I think he fucking shattered it.Copy !req
476. All right. Look, Alex,
this game has to get finished.Copy !req
477. And you are the most experienced guy
I have here. I'm really counting on you.Copy !req
478. My hands being burnt will not
affect me finishing my levels at all.Copy !req
479. Well, I sure hope it doesn't.Copy !req
480. It won't.Copy !req
481. You know, you seem really out
of place in the video game world.Copy !req
482. Why? 'Cause I'm a woman?Copy !req
483. No, 'cause you're a really hot woman
and you are swimming in a sea of virgins.Copy !req
484. Well, that is very flattering
and revealing, Alex.Copy !req
485. Look, I know you think
I'm really hot tooCopy !req
486. and you want to go out with me
after work and get a drink.Copy !req
487. But I have this very serious
deadline that my boss gave me.Copy !req
488. So until I finish my levels,
I can't have any distractions.Copy !req
489. I guess I'll just have
to suffer until then.Copy !req
490. Sorry.Copy !req
491. - Mr. Cheezle on line two.
- I have to take this.Copy !req
492. Avoid his tea parties.Copy !req
493. Hello.Copy !req
494. What are you doing, J.P.?Copy !req
495. Just thinking about my game.Copy !req
496. How's that going?Copy !req
497. People will bow to it.Copy !req
498. All right.
That's creepy.Copy !req
499. I hate your face.Copy !req
500. Did you say something?Copy !req
501. You're fucking weird.Copy !req
502. How can he see me?Copy !req
503. But before we can roast it, I want to
get the heat in the pan nice and high.Copy !req
504. And we're going to salt
and pepper the pork...Copy !req
505. Hello, ladies.
Enjoying the new cable?Copy !req
506. Some of the places do with string,
some of the places do with a net.Copy !req
507. You like that cooking channel,
huh, Grandma?Copy !req
508. And it's all food, all day.
That's all they do, is they make food.Copy !req
509. I want to eat the TV.Copy !req
510. Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow
you can introduce them to heroin.Copy !req
511. with a label on it. It's very
rare to see a beer stein...Copy !req
512. - What's this?
- Antiques Roadshow.Copy !req
513. - What's that?
- Oh, it's great.Copy !req
514. People a take in crap and then
find out it's worth a lot of money.Copy !req
515. Move over, Bea.Copy !req
516. - I'm an antique.
- Yes, you are, Bea.Copy !req
517. King Gambrinus, who is
the patron saint of beer...Copy !req
518. So, ladies, I kind of need
to use the tele...Copy !req
519. Shhh! Go read your
"Playgirl" or something.Copy !req
520. - $4,000 for a beer mug?
- That's ridiculous.Copy !req
521. And we'll be right back as the
Antiques Roadshow marathon continues.Copy !req
522. Marathon? Fuck me.Copy !req
523. Come on.Copy !req
524. Hi. You're dead.
Bye-bye!Copy !req
525. What's up? J-dog.Copy !req
526. - Hey, J-dork, it's Alex.
- What's going on, shit lips?Copy !req
527. Not much. Look, I need
you to do me a huge favor.Copy !req
528. - You're not jerking off on my dad.
- Ha, ha. Very funny.Copy !req
529. No, I really need your help.
Do you think you can do some of my levels?Copy !req
530. What? No.
Why can't you do them?Copy !req
531. Look, my roommates won't let me
get any work done. They're insane.Copy !req
532. They won't stop watching porn.Copy !req
533. I can't get anything done.
They're total nymphos. You got to help me.Copy !req
534. You're dead to me. Over.Copy !req
535. Jeffs a good friend.Copy !req
536. This is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp.Copy !req
537. This one is a fish lamp.Copy !req
538. You can see that
there are fish swimming.Copy !req
539. The glass that these fish...Copy !req
540. It's 6:00 already?Copy !req
541. Okay, I'll make you some breakfast
before you do your chores.Copy !req
542. Oh, no, no, no, Grandma,
don't worry. No.Copy !req
543. I'm not that hungry, Grandma.
I was going to go into work early also.Copy !req
544. I don't have time
to do any chores today.Copy !req
545. Oh, it's just a couple
of things, sweetie.Copy !req
546. Do you know how to
use a sandblaster?Copy !req
547. Where did you get that?Copy !req
548. Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon
on TV, so I did some of your laundry.Copy !req
549. I found that vase in your bag and,
well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.Copy !req
550. Doesn't it look nice?Copy !req
551. Thanks.Copy !req
552. Fruit cup? Nice.
Way to go, Mom.Copy !req
553. Challenge.Copy !req
554. Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is
sleeping? He's not taking challenges.Copy !req
555. No. I'm challenging you, Jeff.Copy !req
556. To what game?Copy !req
557. A little "Dance Dance Revolution".Copy !req
558. That's great, Bobby but we don't have
"Dance Dance Revolution", so you're dumb.Copy !req
559. - Ultramix 2!
- When the hell did we get this?Copy !req
560. It just came in this morning.Copy !req
561. Suddenly, you're not such a big
shit-talker anymore, are you, Jeff?Copy !req
562. Looks like my days are
numbered here at Brainasium.Copy !req
563. Well, can you at least go first
so I can see what I'm doing?Copy !req
564. Oh, with pleasure.Copy !req
565. Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket.Copy !req
566. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.Copy !req
567. Good stuff, Bobby.
Nice moves. That was hot.Copy !req
568. Well, let's see what we got here.Copy !req
569. Are you ready?
Dance!Copy !req
570. You're gonna break the game,
you're so good!Copy !req
571. Whoo! That game is fun!
Oh my God!Copy !req
572. - A new high score.
- What does "high score" mean?Copy !req
573. New high score.
Is that bad?Copy !req
574. What does that mean?
Did I break it?Copy !req
575. Hey, J.P.!Copy !req
576. Do you have a second?Copy !req
577. You didn't knock, Kane.Copy !req
578. I did. But I think that
the music was a little loud.Copy !req
579. Are you afraid of it?Copy !req
580. No, I just don't like techno.Copy !req
581. You would if you had robot ears.Copy !req
582. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
583. Anyway, I had a suggestion
for "Eternal Death Slayer".Copy !req
584. - You know the dwarves and the. ..
- Three!Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. "Eternal Death Slayer 3".Copy !req
587. Three, sorry.Copy !req
588. Anyway, don't you think
that the dwarves on Level 4Copy !req
589. look a little too similar
to the elves on Level 6?Copy !req
590. Might be a little too confusing.Copy !req
591. Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane.Copy !req
592. But redesigning all those characters
at this stage would be way too expensive.Copy !req
593. I agree. But what if you just
rendered them a different color?Copy !req
594. You know, that would be
cheap and quick.Copy !req
595. Leave the decisions to me, Kane.Copy !req
596. There's a reason why I'm the creator
of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.Copy !req
597. I just...Copy !req
598. Eject.Copy !req
599. He had a good idea.
Shut up. Mind your own business.Copy !req
600. May I speak to you, my lady?Copy !req
601. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
602. But could you please
knock next time?Copy !req
603. And what is it with
this "my lady" stuff?Copy !req
604. What are you, a knight
of the Round Table? Come on.Copy !req
605. Sorry.Copy !req
606. - What was that?
- Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
607. I just came to tell you that I
noticed the dwarves on Level 4Copy !req
608. and elves on Level 6
of E.D.S. 3 look way too similar.Copy !req
609. Could be confusing to some.Copy !req
610. Well, what do you want me to do?
I can't push the deadline any further.Copy !req
611. Well, you wouldn't have to if you
just rendered them different colors.Copy !req
612. Be cheap and wouldn't take
more a than a day or two.Copy !req
613. Yeah, we can definitely do that.Copy !req
614. That is a great idea.Copy !req
615. Those are the only kind I have.Copy !req
616. There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow
at UCLA, 3:00 p.m., I thought maybe...Copy !req
617. - J.P.?
- Yeah?Copy !req
618. - I'm working.
- Right. I am too. I just...Copy !req
619. I just thought I'd let you know.Copy !req
620. I think that everybody should know.
You should probably make that a memo.Copy !req
621. - ASAP.
- ASAP. Gotcha.Copy !req
622. Hey, dude.Copy !req
623. What's up, guys?
What did weirdo say about the elves?Copy !req
624. - Shot it down.
- What? Really? That was a good idea.Copy !req
625. No, it wasn't.
I'm a piece of shit. I suck.Copy !req
626. Relax, Kane. You're not
a piece of shit.Copy !req
627. Just run it by Alex.
Maybe he'll talk to J.P.Copy !req
628. You'll have to wake him up
out of his sex coma first.Copy !req
629. He gives me a reason to live.
Him and all those stink-ass hos.Copy !req
630. Dude, he's living a fantasy.
It's so awesome.Copy !req
631. No! You guys,
it's not awesome, okay?Copy !req
632. Our report is due tomorrow
and he hasn't even started it.Copy !req
633. All right? If he doesn't finish it,
were totally f'ed.Copy !req
634. Crap. That's Alex's intercom.Copy !req
635. - Hello?
- Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex.Copy !req
636. - Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner.
- What?Copy !req
637. Nothing.
Send it back.Copy !req
638. - Come on. Let's find Alex's desk.
- God bless us, every one.Copy !req
639. May I help you ladies?
Are you looking for Alex?Copy !req
640. Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly,
and these are his roommates.Copy !req
641. This is Grace and that's Bea.Copy !req
642. - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies.
- Thank you.Copy !req
643. We thought it would be nice to
bring him a nice homemade lunch.Copy !req
644. Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha.
Come on. I'll show you where he works.Copy !req
645. You're dying.Copy !req
646. - Hey, Jeff.
- Hi.Copy !req
647. Is Alex around?
He has some visitors.Copy !req
648. Uh, no. No, he's not.
Hi, ladies.Copy !req
649. Did you go to high school with Alex?Copy !req
650. We're his roommates.Copy !req
651. You're the reason Alex
has been tired all week?Copy !req
652. We have been sort of rough on him but he
is kind of soft, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
653. We're not used to having a man in the
house so I guess we ride him pretty hard.Copy !req
654. - Oh, that is so gnarly.
- So where is he?Copy !req
655. Uh, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
656. He's definitely not under his
desk sleeping. That's a fact.Copy !req
657. Well, he's probably working hard somewhere.Copy !req
658. Could you please
just give him his lunchCopy !req
659. and tell him that I've had such fun
playing with his new toy all morning.Copy !req
660. And when he comes home later,
he can play with me.Copy !req
661. Oh my gosh!Copy !req
662. - I'm gonna barf.
- That is so repulsive.Copy !req
663. All right! That's enough.
I'm here.Copy !req
664. - Well, there you are.
- Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
665. We missed you.Copy !req
666. I was somewhere else,
working very hard on something.Copy !req
667. - Dude, what is going on?
- This is my grandmother.Copy !req
668. - Hello.
- These are her two roommates.Copy !req
669. I've been living with
them for the last week.Copy !req
670. Okay.Copy !req
671. - Hi, Grandma, ladies.
- Hi.Copy !req
672. Good to know.
Dude...Copy !req
673. Jerking off on my
mom is one thingCopy !req
674. but bangin' your grandmother
and her roommates?Copy !req
675. - That's like legendary.
- You're an idiot.Copy !req
676. Hey, you know what, ladies?
Why don't I...Copy !req
677. Come on. I'll walk you out.
No, we're gonna go this way, Bea.Copy !req
678. - Oh my gosh! - Holy crap.
- Dildo lunch?Copy !req
679. Sometimes they're marked
like this first one, which is by Llewellyn.Copy !req
680. Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're
just great style, like this one.Copy !req
681. - Oh. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey, Grandma.Copy !req
682. Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should
probably go to bed early.Copy !req
683. - You have a busy day tomorrow.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
684. - I don't have any plans.
- No.Copy !req
685. I just figured you wanna be well-rested
if you're gonna go to Antiques Roadshow.Copy !req
686. Oh! Alex, you're an angel.Copy !req
687. Oh, you can stay as long as you like
and love any man you choose.Copy !req
688. Pamela Mills here in Van NuysCopy !req
689. where a rare breed of African lion was
captured in a residential neighborhood.Copy !req
690. Sir, what was going through your head
when you came upon the lion?Copy !req
691. This shit is fuckin' crazy.Copy !req
692. I don't even know how a lion
got into the neighborhood.Copy !req
693. I heard some growlin' and shit
out in the yard.Copy !req
694. So my roommate and I,
we go to check the shit out.Copy !req
695. I look up in the tree, and there's
the fucking king of the jungle!Copy !req
696. You know, you ladies
should really get some sleep.Copy !req
697. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
698. We need our beauty sleep because we
have to get a lot of things appraised.Copy !req
699. Come on, Bea. Come on.Copy !req
700. It was starin' right at me.
I almost shit my fuckin' pants.Copy !req
701. So I ran inside
and called the 5-0.Copy !req
702. Good night, ladies.Copy !req
703. Time to get some levels done.Copy !req
704. Okay. All right.Copy !req
705. Maybe we can just divide up
the levels and just do them right now.Copy !req
706. There's no time.
We're screwed.Copy !req
707. Are we gonna get fired?Copy !req
708. I mean, you might.
We won't.Copy !req
709. Boy, I hope I do.Copy !req
710. I'm a worthless asshole
who deserves to die young.Copy !req
711. Easy, Kane. He'll be here.
You guys, relax. Have faith.Copy !req
712. Don't slit your wrists, Kane.
I'm here.Copy !req
713. Gentlemen, Levels 10
through 15, all done.Copy !req
714. - Oh, my God.
- I told you.Copy !req
715. All right! Who wants
a piece of the gray bush?Copy !req
716. Still think I should die.Copy !req
717. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
718. Hopefully, that'll keep away
the bad-energy troll.Copy !req
719. Samantha, what's the latest?Copy !req
720. Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have
these guys found all the bugsCopy !req
721. but we have detailed instructions on
how to fix 'em. We're back on schedule.Copy !req
722. Phenomenal. Phenomenal.
Great energy. Great energy.Copy !req
723. I had a dream last night.
I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea.Copy !req
724. And then I dove into the oceanCopy !req
725. and I swam with the dolphins.Copy !req
726. I was two animals joined as one
which meant good things are coming.Copy !req
727. Good things.Copy !req
728. Samantha, why don't you take the guys
out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium.Copy !req
729. Uh, sure.Copy !req
730. - Yeah, Samantha. Take us out.
- Yeah, let's fuckin' rage!Copy !req
731. Rage?Copy !req
732. You know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the
seabirds or whatever you were talking about.Copy !req
733. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Yeah.
Rage it up. Rage all you want.Copy !req
734. Good things are coming.
Good things.Copy !req
735. - Hey, Samantha.
- Hey.Copy !req
736. Look, sorry I can't
make the dinner tonight.Copy !req
737. I just got the new
season of Buffy on DVDCopy !req
738. and I'm gonna kick it in my crib
and watch the bonus features.Copy !req
739. Wow. I didn't even know
that that came out.Copy !req
740. It hasn't yet.
I know people.Copy !req
741. Cool. Well, you have a
long night ahead of you.Copy !req
742. - If you want me to come, I totally will.
- It's all right, don't worry about it.Copy !req
743. Or if you wanna call me afterwards,
you totally can, probably.Copy !req
744. You know, actually, I'm really tired
so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late.Copy !req
745. But I will definitely see you on Monday.Copy !req
746. Listen, I realize that it must be really
intimidating to talk to me, you know.Copy !req
747. But underneath this genius...Copy !req
748. I'm simply a human, you know?
But I'm working on that.Copy !req
749. - J.P.?
- Yeah?Copy !req
750. - I have to go.
- Okay.Copy !req
751. Drive safe.Copy !req
752. I have chosen our very best
table for your party.Copy !req
753. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
754. You're welcome.
This is our harmony table.Copy !req
755. Thank you.Copy !req
756. Take a look, please,
at our very exclusive vitamin water list.Copy !req
757. - Oh, I'll look at that, yeah.
- Enjoy the harmony.Copy !req
758. This is where we get
to have our big dinner, huh?Copy !req
759. - Mr. Cheezle picked it.
- There's a shocker.Copy !req
760. - This menu sucks.
- The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe?Copy !req
761. Do they even have alcohol?Copy !req
762. Actually, we don't serve alcohol.
Bummer, I know.Copy !req
763. But this must be your first time
here at Our Lady Health.Copy !req
764. I'm Shylo.
I'll be your waiter all day.Copy !req
765. I'm sorry. Did you say
your name was Shylo?Copy !req
766. - Yeah, Shylo.
- That's weird.Copy !req
767. - Jeff.
- What? It's weird.Copy !req
768. - He meant gay.
- Stop it.Copy !req
769. No alcohol?
This place sucks.Copy !req
770. Hey, fella.
Give it a chance.Copy !req
771. We do serve shots of wheatgrass.Copy !req
772. That's cool, if you wanna
be sober and vomit.Copy !req
773. Excuse me, sir. What do you
recommend for appetizers?Copy !req
774. You know what everyone's buzzing about
is the bean sprout quesadilla.Copy !req
775. You know what? There's a Tommy burger
right down the street.Copy !req
776. - Let's just do that, you guys.
- That sounds good.Copy !req
777. Look, guys. Come on.Copy !req
778. I know the food's a little different here
but it's actually good and good for you.Copy !req
779. We don't serve it
with any grease or fat.Copy !req
780. If we pay extra, could we
maybe get some grease or fat?Copy !req
781. Do you have bathrooms here
or do I have to shit in the plant?Copy !req
782. Stupid fucking idiot,
red-shirted ass.Copy !req
783. You guys think you're so fucking cool.
It makes me sick!Copy !req
784. "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their
crazy lifestyle." We're not hurting anyone.Copy !req
785. Go eat a hamburger
and choke on a cow dick.Copy !req
786. Aw, someone missed their yoga class
this morning. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
787. - Nice karma, "Guy-blow."
- You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo.Copy !req
788. - We're really sorry, sir.
- You were sweet.Copy !req
789. Thank you, Lilly.Copy !req
790. I still can't believe they appraised
that footstool at $200, though.Copy !req
791. I know. Who would have thought
that was early Victorian?Copy !req
792. I wanted to win some money.Copy !req
793. I tried to tell you that was an old piece of
dried dog poop but you didn't wanna believe me.Copy !req
794. Poop-poop-pi-doop.Copy !req
795. Hey. This tea has
quite a kick. What is it?Copy !req
796. I'm not sure. I found this
in one of Sophie's old tinsCopy !req
797. and I just thought it would be
nice to do it in her memory.Copy !req
798. Here's to you, Sophie.Copy !req
799. Come on, Kane. Call it!
I'm winning! I'm winning!Copy !req
800. - I'm winning! Please! Call it!
- Merry Christmas.Copy !req
801. - Please!
- I can't breathe! It's not a joke!Copy !req
802. There is absolutely no way that you
could ever beat me at any video game.Copy !req
803. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
804. You know, while other girls growing up
were playing with BarbiesCopy !req
805. I was beatin' my brothers
at "Super Mario".Copy !req
806. Ooh, "Super Mario".
Nice name-drop.Copy !req
807. - How long have you been a tester?
- Like 10 years?Copy !req
808. - Wow.
- I used to be an accountant.Copy !req
809. Then I woke up one day
and realized I was miserable.Copy !req
810. So I walked into my boss's office
and I said, "Dad, I quit."Copy !req
811. "Dad."
Nice name-drop.Copy !req
812. At the end of the day, you have
to do what you're passionate about.Copy !req
813. Exactly.Copy !req
814. Plus, you can't get stoned
and be an accountant.Copy !req
815. Make too many mistakes, you lose
people millions of dollars, you get fired.Copy !req
816. It's like...Copy !req
817. Dude, can we go back to your grandma's
house? I have to use the bathroom.Copy !req
818. We are not goin' to my grandma's house.
Go pee in the alley.Copy !req
819. - I have to pee out of my ass.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
820. You know what? It's too late to go to your
grandma's house. I should get going anyway.Copy !req
821. No, no, no. It's not that late. It's right
around the corner. We can totally go.Copy !req
822. It's an emergency.Copy !req
823. Now, remember. They're probably sleeping,
so please be quiet.Copy !req
824. Think I hear voices.Copy !req
825. - Is that Spanish?
- Número dos. Ándale.Copy !req
826. Hey, Grandma.Copy !req
827. I don't understand
what these people are saying.Copy !req
828. Chi-Chi Zapata.Copy !req
829. Chi-Chi choochy loco-co.Copy !req
830. I didn't know you were bringin' people.
I would have trimmed my antlers.Copy !req
831. - Your grandma's hilarious.
- Yeah, she's not normally like this.Copy !req
832. Is that beer?
Can I have one?Copy !req
833. Here, you can have all of them.
Where's the bathroom?Copy !req
834. It's upstairs, to the left.Copy !req
835. Oh, I love that music.Copy !req
836. - Come here, cutie.
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
837. Ow, my face.Copy !req
838. Hey, Grandma?Copy !req
839. Do you think maybe I could talk
to you in the kitchen for a second?Copy !req
840. - Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer.
- Okay.Copy !req
841. Come on. Why don't we have
that beer in the kitchen?Copy !req
842. Okay, honey.Copy !req
843. Here's a pill.Copy !req
844. Grandma, why aren't you in bed?Copy !req
845. Oops. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
846. Well, we were getting. ..Copy !req
847. We were getting ready for bed
and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea.Copy !req
848. - What tea?
- Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser.Copy !req
849. Oh, we thought it would be nice
to drink it in memory of Sophie.Copy !req
850. I can hear my hair growing.Copy !req
851. You want some soup?Copy !req
852. I'm okay, Grandma.Copy !req
853. - My grandma drank all my pot.
- That is great.Copy !req
854. I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many
people get to say that in their lifetime?Copy !req
855. - Do you have any more pot?
- No.Copy !req
856. I could definitely
smoke a joint right now.Copy !req
857. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
858. - Call that weirdo Dante.
- Yeah, call him.Copy !req
859. Hey, easy, pothead.
I'll get you your fix.Copy !req
860. It's cool if I invited some of my friends
from the Crazy Beaver, right?Copy !req
861. Maybe next time you could go a little less
on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.Copy !req
862. There's no trouble, bro.
They're people, just like you and me.Copy !req
863. Now hit this joint
and have some fun.Copy !req
864. This isn't the
"I think I'm a deer" shit, is it?Copy !req
865. No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein.Copy !req
866. - Why is it Frankenstein?
- 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this.Copy !req
867. Need food.Copy !req
868. Look, I'm the Cookie Monster.Copy !req
869. What's up, homey?Copy !req
870. Peanut butter.Copy !req
871. I love Madame Kamay.Copy !req
872. Let's just say I learned a lot
about owning a lion.Copy !req
873. He learned better not own one.Copy !req
874. - Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu.
- Thank "boo".Copy !req
875. Hey, Dante. My girlfriend and I
caught you on the news yesterday.Copy !req
876. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
877. By "girlfriend", do you mean that piece of
rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?Copy !req
878. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
879. Hey, man. Lookin' back,
maybe that lion was a bad idea.Copy !req
880. That's why Dr. Shakalu's
hookin' me up with a monkey.Copy !req
881. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo.Copy !req
882. Yeah, a karate monkey.
You know, that's probably safer.Copy !req
883. Yeah. It makes sense.Copy !req
884. - Who wants some cereal?
- Yeah!Copy !req
885. Colonel Crackers is the best!Copy !req
886. Oh, I just wish he would hop off
the box and hang out with us.Copy !req
887. I think he's so cute.Copy !req
888. Guess I'm not high enough
to get that one.Copy !req
889. Guess what else you're not
gonna get, party pooper?Copy !req
890. The colonel. Here, honey.Copy !req
891. Sucks to be you, nerd.Copy !req
892. Hey, has anybody got a light?
I found some weed.Copy !req
893. - Oh, I do.
- I wanna smoke it.Copy !req
894. - It'll be fun.
- What is this?Copy !req
895. It's J.P.'s phone number.Copy !req
896. - Lucky you.
- You guys heard him talk like a robot?Copy !req
897. He's a fucking psycho.Copy !req
898. Hey, we gotta prank call him.
Let's prank call him.Copy !req
899. - No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
900. Stupid polygon.Copy !req
901. Debug! I tried that.Copy !req
902. Graphic meter!
No, that's not it.Copy !req
903. Shit! This is not working.Copy !req
904. You'll never finish.
This game is falling apart.Copy !req
905. No, it's not.
Shut up.Copy !req
906. You're letting everyone down.
No, I'm not.Copy !req
907. I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be
the best thing that anyone has ever seen.Copy !req
908. Delusional thoughts
from Fantasy Island.Copy !req
909. You'll never get metal legs.
Samantha is fucking Alex.Copy !req
910. No, she's not!Copy !req
911. Oh, my God.Copy !req
912. Hey, look how young
and cute you are.Copy !req
913. - Hey. Oh, my God.
- Baby want some milk?Copy !req
914. Baby loves milk.Copy !req
915. Oh, my God.Copy !req
916. Yeah, suck those jugs, kid!Copy !req
917. They're so good.Copy !req
918. - Oh, kick to the head.
- Yeah!Copy !req
919. - There we go. There we go.
- What is that little baby move?Copy !req
920. You want an ice cream sandwich?
They're on whole wheat with lettuce.Copy !req
921. Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what? I
think the bikers want some in the dining room.Copy !req
922. Okay, honey.Copy !req
923. Distract me with my grandmother.
Watch this.Copy !req
924. X, Y, X. Back-breaker!
Oh, you're dead! I killed you!Copy !req
925. So, I mean, what's it like being old?
It's gotta be weird, right?Copy !req
926. I mean, you saw
a lot of stuff go down:Copy !req
927. World War I, World War I I,
the automobile, Tupac. I mean...Copy !req
928. I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.Copy !req
929. No way! Was he silent?Copy !req
930. Not after I was done with him.Copy !req
931. Oh, you're so cute.
You remind me of Charlie.Copy !req
932. You little tramp, you.Copy !req
933. Cabo Wabo shots.
You're up first, Samantha.Copy !req
934. I don't think so.
Tequila really messes me up.Copy !req
935. It's supposed to. Come on.Copy !req
936. Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna
do it and that's one more thing I beat you at.Copy !req
937. Oh, you asshole!Copy !req
938. All right. Pour me one.
You know what? Pour me two.Copy !req
939. I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.Copy !req
940. Hey, you don't really have to do two.
I was just kidding.Copy !req
941. What's the matter,
nana's boy? Can't hang?Copy !req
942. Wow.Copy !req
943. Someone ass getting laid tonight.Copy !req
944. Doctor, we're not
in the rain forest, man.Copy !req
945. My beef strong.Copy !req
946. Your beef wrong.Copy !req
947. And here I am
with Abbott and Costello.Copy !req
948. Wow. Which one did you nail?Copy !req
949. One? Try both.Copy !req
950. You were a dirty old whore.Copy !req
951. What do you mean, were?Copy !req
952. Yes.Copy !req
953. I wanna sing.Copy !req
954. What? You're too wasted to sing.Copy !req
955. Whatever. Like there's
such a thing as too wasted.Copy !req
956. Sorry.Copy !req
957. I fucking love this girl!Copy !req
958. Yo, Frankenstein!Copy !req
959. Oh.Copy !req
960. Oh.Copy !req
961. Did I hallucinate
a party last night?Copy !req
962. That is adorable.
Look at the little cowboy hat.Copy !req
963. Morning.Copy !req
964. Well, you must have been
off duty last night, Sheriff.Copy !req
965. Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute
I thought it might be something embarrassing.Copy !req
966. - What Halloween was that?
- No, that wasn't Halloween.Copy !req
967. - That was his first day at high school.
- Oh. Are those leopard spandex?Copy !req
968. Look. You can see his pee-pee.Copy !req
969. Okay, okay. The sheriff demands
that those pictures be burned.Copy !req
970. Oh, look here.
Look at this report card.Copy !req
971. Let's see. All A's.
Impressive.Copy !req
972. I'm a genius.
What can I say?Copy !req
973. Well, you were up till high school.Copy !req
974. Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused.
I guess it was just puberty.Copy !req
975. Yeah. It was definitely puberty.Copy !req
976. Oh, look at here.Copy !req
977. Here's Alex's grandfather
holding baby Alex.Copy !req
978. It was 10 years last month.Copy !req
979. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
980. That's why I like Alex to be in the house
because it makes me feel closer to him.Copy !req
981. He loved you so much.Copy !req
982. And I loved him, and I love you,
and I love being your roomie.Copy !req
983. You would have loved
my grandfather.Copy !req
984. He was the coolest. He would have had
a beer or two with us last night.Copy !req
985. He would have had 20.Copy !req
986. No, he had a problem.Copy !req
987. He would have definitely
fit in with that crowd then.Copy !req
988. We had such fun last night.
I've gotta get the name of that tea.Copy !req
989. Oh, my gosh.
It's already noon.Copy !req
990. I should probably get going.
Alex, could you give me a ride?Copy !req
991. - Oh, yeah. Totally.
- It was such a pleasure.Copy !req
992. - Thank you for showing me all the photos.
- Come any time, sweetheart.Copy !req
993. - I've got four more boxes.
- Okay.Copy !req
994. - Okay.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
995. - See you later, Grandma.
- Okay.Copy !req
996. Hey Barry, I think it's time for you
and the milk maid to go home.Copy !req
997. Okay, Alex.Copy !req
998. Yeah. West West, yo.Copy !req
999. Grace, I have a confession to make.Copy !req
1000. You were my first.Copy !req
1001. Really?Copy !req
1002. Oh, that's sweet.Copy !req
1003. Let's see. You were my...Copy !req
1004. I don't know.
3,000 something.Copy !req
1005. Word up.Copy !req
1006. I should have worn a condom.Copy !req
1007. Nice place.Copy !req
1008. I've never met anyone
with 300 roommates.Copy !req
1009. Yeah, it gets messy, but
I've got 50 housekeepers, so...Copy !req
1010. That helps.Copy !req
1011. - This is my room.
- Here we are.Copy !req
1012. Yep.Copy !req
1013. Thanks.Copy !req
1014. So I will see you on Monday.Copy !req
1015. See you on Monday.Copy !req
1016. - Thanks for the ride.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1017. Ah, shit.
I forgot my parking ticket.Copy !req
1018. Hey, I forgot my...Copy !req
1019. Wow. I just came back
to get my parking ticket.Copy !req
1020. - Yeah, I know. Here.
- What if I had been the bellboy?Copy !req
1021. I was kinda hopin' you were.Copy !req
1022. - I'll see you at work.
- I'll be there.Copy !req
1023. I'll be the older gentleman.Copy !req
1024. I am a genius.Copy !req
1025. Samantha, you will be mine, mine.Copy !req
1026. Must ingest more fuel.Copy !req
1027. When did I get a message?Copy !req
1028. You have one new message.Copy !req
1029. Hey, J.P., you fuckin' freak.
We're part yin'. Where are you at?Copy !req
1030. I'll chirp you later.
Here's Sam.Copy !req
1031. What do I... Hey, J.P.! We celebrated
the game tonight... Jeff, stop it.Copy !req
1032. Give me the phone.
My name is J.P.Copy !req
1033. I'm a robot. I like robots.
I have a robot vagina.Copy !req
1034. I am not amused.Copy !req
1035. Yes, that's correct.
She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.Copy !req
1036. Yeah. Next question.
Right here.Copy !req
1037. Do you think that she
invented the hand job?Copy !req
1038. Ooh. No, I don't.Copy !req
1039. But she did say she started
the finger in the ass during a blow job.Copy !req
1040. Yeah. She was a pioneer.Copy !req
1041. The big news from the party, ladies and
gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.Copy !req
1042. For 13 hours.Copy !req
1043. Okay. That's enough.
Thank you.Copy !req
1044. Jeff, sounded like quite
a fun party Friday.Copy !req
1045. What do you mean?Copy !req
1046. I got the hilarious message
that you and Alex left.Copy !req
1047. Almost as hilarious as your face.Copy !req
1048. Look, we were just kidding, J.P.
Don't be mad at us.Copy !req
1049. So where's Alex?Copy !req
1050. What, did he take the day off
and die of old age?Copy !req
1051. - No, he went to lunch with Samantha.
- What?Copy !req
1052. So, who wants to hear about my
S.T.D. from the silent film era?Copy !req
1053. Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy
smelled like the Great Depression.Copy !req
1054. Do you want any snacks, Alex?Copy !req
1055. Oh. No, thanks, Grandma.
I'm fine.Copy !req
1056. - Could you get that please, dear?
- Sure thing, Grandma.Copy !req
1057. - Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex.
- I can only hope, Grace.Copy !req
1058. - What the fuck are you doin' here?
- I need to speak with you, Alex.Copy !req
1059. It's just that the phone message
really bummed me out.Copy !req
1060. I can't help it that I'm different.Copy !req
1061. I just want you guys to like me
and you look at me like I'm a freak.Copy !req
1062. J.P., I gotta be honest.
The robot voice does not help your cause.Copy !req
1063. I know.
I do it when I get nervous.Copy !req
1064. Look, nobody hates you, okay?Copy !req
1065. I'm gonna talk to Jeff and the other guys
and we'll all go hang out one night.Copy !req
1066. - And Samantha?
- And Samantha.Copy !req
1067. Really? That'll be awesome.
Thanks, Alex.Copy !req
1068. Hey, everyone at Brainasium
totally respects you.Copy !req
1069. I mean, you created one of the greatest
games ever when you were just a kid.Copy !req
1070. You're a fuckin' legend, man.Copy !req
1071. I know.
I am pretty amazing.Copy !req
1072. - What's that?
- Oh, that's nothing.Copy !req
1073. It's... Well...Copy !req
1074. It's this game I've been
designing in my spare timeCopy !req
1075. for the last couple of years.Copy !req
1076. Wow. This 3-D mapping is so smooth.Copy !req
1077. - Yeah.
- Did you design it by yourself?Copy !req
1078. - Yeah. Yeah.
- There's no clipping at all.Copy !req
1079. - Who did the programming?
- I did that too.Copy !req
1080. Hey, what can I say?
I'm a 35-year-old prodigy.Copy !req
1081. Thirty-five-prodi...Copy !req
1082. The collision detection's
excellent on this.Copy !req
1083. Hey, you know what?
I could take this home for youCopy !req
1084. and maybe give you
some notes on it or something.Copy !req
1085. You know, that's something a normal
person or a friend would do, right?Copy !req
1086. Yeah, actually.
That would be really cool.Copy !req
1087. The lighting effects
are really realistic.Copy !req
1088. Here. Just...Copy !req
1089. Do me a favor, all right?
Don't be too critical. I'm not a genius.Copy !req
1090. - I'm a genius.
- Yeah, I know you are.Copy !req
1091. And also, dude, I haven't told
any of the guys at work about this.Copy !req
1092. It's kind of a secret.Copy !req
1093. So just be careful with that
disk and don't tell anyone.Copy !req
1094. Oh, yeah.
Careful's my middle name.Copy !req
1095. Actually, it's not.
It's Philip.Copy !req
1096. - Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please?
- Here go.Copy !req
1097. Thanks, pal.Copy !req
1098. This guy's not gonna rip my heart out
of my chest and show it to me, is he?Copy !req
1099. No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.Copy !req
1100. He's teaching me and Monkey taekwondo.Copy !req
1101. I got my yellow belt today. Monkey
got his red belt. He's a quick learner.Copy !req
1102. Monkey sucker punch!Copy !req
1103. - That's how I got this fat lip.
- Where's the monkey now?Copy !req
1104. He's upstairs,
puttin' his nunchakus away.Copy !req
1105. Yo, that party was off the hook, kid.Copy !req
1106. Your girl can drink
her fuckin' face off.Copy !req
1107. Shut up, Monkey!
I got company, dude.Copy !req
1108. Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho
to go make the monkey be quiet?Copy !req
1109. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1110. - Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese.
- Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
1111. What the fuck?Copy !req
1112. Mr. Lee Ho?Copy !req
1113. Monkey?Copy !req
1114. - Oh, shit!
- Monkey, please stop!Copy !req
1115. You have to cup your arm at the bottom
tightly and then release slowly like this.Copy !req
1116. Watch.Copy !req
1117. Try it.Copy !req
1118. Dude, I can't do it.Copy !req
1119. Just practice on the weekends
and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.Copy !req
1120. Don't tell me
your grandma beats you.Copy !req
1121. That's more believable
than what actually happened.Copy !req
1122. So, what's this
big meeting about?Copy !req
1123. I think it's about farting.Copy !req
1124. Gentlemen, Samantha...Copy !req
1125. Last night I received
a rough copy of J.P.'s new gameCopy !req
1126. and let me just say that
it invaded my mind with such force,Copy !req
1127. I thought I was going to explode
into the atmosphere.Copy !req
1128. It really is amazing.Copy !req
1129. Yes. If you turn your
attention to the monitor,Copy !req
1130. I'll give you a glimpse
of the future.Copy !req
1131. Prepare your minds for "Demonik".Copy !req
1132. What?Copy !req
1133. - This is my game.
- Shh. I wanna watch.Copy !req
1134. Hey, no. No. Stop, please.
This is my game.Copy !req
1135. What are you saying, Alex?Copy !req
1136. I've been developing this
game for over three years.Copy !req
1137. What are you talkin' about?
I've been workin' on this game all year.Copy !req
1138. You know that, Mr. Cheezle.Copy !req
1139. Okay, that's bullshit.Copy !req
1140. Robo-Bitch came over to my house
last night. I showed him this game.Copy !req
1141. He said he was gonna give me
some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it.Copy !req
1142. Do you have another copy of the game?Copy !req
1143. No.Copy !req
1144. Oh, well.
That's convenient.Copy !req
1145. Why didn't you tell me
you were designing a game?Copy !req
1146. I don't know.
I was self-conscious about it.Copy !req
1147. Oh, how cute. He's just trying
to get into your pants.Copy !req
1148. Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot
head right off of that skinny fuckin' body.Copy !req
1149. Wait, Alex. You're really clouding
the energy in this room right now.Copy !req
1150. Is there any way that you can
prove that this is your game?Copy !req
1151. - Challenge him, dude.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1152. What's that gonna prove, Jeff?
He probably stole the game from meCopy !req
1153. copied it and learned
all the moves in one night.Copy !req
1154. - Mr. Cheezle, this is sad.
- Okay. That's it!Copy !req
1155. Whoa!Copy !req
1156. Wow, Alex.Copy !req
1157. Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back
tomorrow and apologize to J.P. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1158. Apologize? I been bustin'
my ass on this game!Copy !req
1159. Okay. Now your energy
is really scarin' me.Copy !req
1160. You know what?
Fuck energy. Fuck J.P.!Copy !req
1161. Fuck Brainasium.
Fuck all of you. I quit.Copy !req
1162. Wait! Alex!Copy !req
1163. Let him go. Let him go. Let him
find his center and realign his chi.Copy !req
1164. That's right, Monkey.
Play my head.Copy !req
1165. I want you to take the "Frankenstein Shit",Copy !req
1166. the "Deer Shit", the "Green Monster",
the "Bling" and the "Bling-Bling"Copy !req
1167. and I want you to roll it all
into one joint.Copy !req
1168. No one's ever been
brave enough to try that.Copy !req
1169. One man is. Roll it.Copy !req
1170. I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to
the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
1171. Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here?Copy !req
1172. Hi, Samantha. No, honey.
He should be at work.Copy !req
1173. But why?
Is there something wrong?Copy !req
1174. No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an
argument at work over this video game, and...Copy !req
1175. - Alex's game, "Demonik"?
- Yeah. Do you know it?Copy !req
1176. Of course. I love it.Copy !req
1177. I'm almost at the final checking point
except I have to deal with those zombies.Copy !req
1178. They keep biting my neck.Copy !req
1179. - Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor?
- Sure.Copy !req
1180. I'm videotapin' this for scientific research.
This shit will be on the Discovery Channel.Copy !req
1181. Don't judge me, Monkey.Copy !req
1182. I just don't understand it. Why would
anybody do that, try to steal that from him?Copy !req
1183. I don't know, Lilly,
but he's not gonna...Copy !req
1184. Keep tr yin', guys.
Backstreet for life. Oh, hey.Copy !req
1185. Hey, Jeff.
Can you find Alex?Copy !req
1186. I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's
office and get this mess figured out.Copy !req
1187. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1188. - Hello, Jeffrey.
- What's up, silver fox?Copy !req
1189. Why are you so sweaty?Copy !req
1190. Oh, I started a fight club.Copy !req
1191. Yeah. So, where's Alex?Copy !req
1192. We don't know.
Nobody can find him.Copy !req
1193. I know where he is.
Come on, babe.Copy !req
1194. You got skills.Copy !req
1195. What is that ringing?Copy !req
1196. Do I have a tumor?Copy !req
1197. Oh. Hello?Copy !req
1198. - Hey, Dante. Is Alex there?
- Hold on.Copy !req
1199. The Phone's for you.
I think it's the devil.Copy !req
1200. - Hello?
- Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work.Copy !req
1201. I quit there fuckin' months ago, man.Copy !req
1202. - How baked are you right now?
- Who is this?Copy !req
1203. Is this Marv Albert?Copy !req
1204. God, you're torched. Okay, look.
There's an emergency.Copy !req
1205. J.P. revealed himself
to be an actual robotCopy !req
1206. and he kidnapped your grandma, and
he's gonna eat her soul out of her head.Copy !req
1207. My grandmother's in trouble?
I'll be right there.Copy !req
1208. He's on his way.Copy !req
1209. - How much time to we have?
- Enough time to 69.Copy !req
1210. - Oh. Just like Don Knotts.
- Oh. Hello, Mayberry.Copy !req
1211. You gotta give me a ride.Copy !req
1212. I'm way too baked to drive
to the devil's house.Copy !req
1213. Drive, Monkey! Drive!Copy !req
1214. I love what you did
with the bit-mapping.Copy !req
1215. Very stylish, very aggressive,
very, very Miyamoto.Copy !req
1216. Right. That's what I was going for.Copy !req
1217. - Excuse me, Mr. Cheezle?
- Yes, Samantha?Copy !req
1218. - I have proof that J.P. stole Alex's game.
- What proof?Copy !req
1219. I can't believe this stupidity!Copy !req
1220. You actually want me to play
a 90-year-old woman?Copy !req
1221. Ninety?Copy !req
1222. Grandma, what are you doin' here?Copy !req
1223. I'm tr yin' to show these
people that you are not a liar.Copy !req
1224. Okay, let's go.
Let's start the game.Copy !req
1225. All your attention
on the monitors, everybody.Copy !req
1226. Here I come to get ya.Copy !req
1227. - Get him!
- There he is. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1228. Come on!Copy !req
1229. - Yes!
- Come on!Copy !req
1230. How about that?Copy !req
1231. Fireball! Fireball!Copy !req
1232. Take this Level 2 lightning.Copy !req
1233. That's not good.
Don't worry. You're fine.Copy !req
1234. Take a little bit of the plague.Copy !req
1235. Come on, Grandma. Get up.Copy !req
1236. - Come on Honey.
- Come on. Get up. Recover.Copy !req
1237. Hey, it's 4:00.
"Murder, She Wrote" is on.Copy !req
1238. - Jerk!
- Get him, Lilly. Get him!Copy !req
1239. Don't forget I'm a prodigy.Copy !req
1240. And don't forget
it's my grandson's game.Copy !req
1241. I will taste your flesh!Copy !req
1242. Yeah, Grandma!Copy !req
1243. - You guys, stop.
- That's right, Grandma.Copy !req
1244. I am so sorry
I didn't believe you, Alex.Copy !req
1245. You know, I had a dream last night.Copy !req
1246. I was a snake slithering through
the grass until I came upon a dead elk.Copy !req
1247. And I climbed into his soul.
And it's there I stayed until morning.Copy !req
1248. Which meant that I will
underestimate someone very close to me.Copy !req
1249. Wow! Where do you get your weed?Copy !req
1250. From you, Dante.Copy !req
1251. Oh, yeah!
What's up, Mr. Cheezle?Copy !req
1252. Okay, J.P., let's go.Copy !req
1253. We'll have your mom
come and pick you up.Copy !req
1254. Take care, J.P.!Copy !req
1255. Please sit on my face.Copy !req
1256. That was not appropriate.Copy !req
1257. To the release of "Demonik".Copy !req
1258. Cheers, thank you.Copy !req
1259. Kanpai.Copy !req
1260. Woo!Copy !req
1261. Hey, Dante. We're all toasting.Copy !req
1262. Hold up, yo. I've been savin' this
weed for a special occasion.Copy !req
1263. - What kind is this?
- This one's called the brown bomberCopy !req
1264. 'cause when you smoke it,
you get so stoned you shit your pants!Copy !req
1265. I'm not...
I don't wanna do that.Copy !req
1266. Yeah, I already shit my pants
this month, so I'm good.Copy !req
1267. Whatever.Copy !req
1268. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
1269. That's a present
Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex.Copy !req
1270. Dude, a bag of weed
would have been fine.Copy !req
1271. Yeah, Monkey!
Karate chop the elephant!Copy !req