1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.Copy !req
2. IT'S THE CHRISTMAS SEASON,Copy !req
3. A TIME FOR TELLING COLORFUL
HOLIDAY STORIES.Copy !req
4. AND MY FAVORITE STORY
OF ALL TIMECopy !req
5. IS ABOUT MY GRANDMA.Copy !req
6. SHE HAD THIS ENCOUNTER
WITH A REINDEER.Copy !req
7. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
8. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
9. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
10. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA
, WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
11. GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER, ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
12. AND AS INCREDIBLE
AS THAT WAS,Copy !req
13. IT ALMOST PUT AN END
TO CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
14. BUT, HA,
I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF,Copy !req
15. SO LET'S GO BACK
TO THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
16. IT WAS DECEMBER,
AND EVERYONE IN CITYVILLECopy !req
17. WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE CHAOS
OF THE HOLIDAYS,Copy !req
18. AND NO PLACE WAS BUSIER
THAN MY GRANDMA'S STORE.Copy !req
19. UH, MY GRANDMA'S STORE!Copy !req
20. AH, THERE IT IS!Copy !req
21. CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
22. IT WAS A ONE
OF A KIND PLACE.Copy !req
23. SHE CARRIED ALL KINDS
OF STUFF YEAR ROUND.Copy !req
24. SHE SOLD DECORATIONS,
HANDMADE TOYS,Copy !req
25. AT LEAST ONE OF ANYTHING
YOU COULD IMAGINECopy !req
26. FOR THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
27. THERE'S GRANDMA.Copy !req
28. DID I MENTION
SHE LIKES TO DRESS UPCopy !req
29. TO READ CHRISTMAS STORIES
TO KIDSCopy !req
30. WHILE THEIR PARENTS SHOP?Copy !req
31. "AND THE LITTLE
BABY CHRISTMAS TREECopy !req
32. LOOKED UP AT PAPA TREE—"Copy !req
33. GRANDMA!Copy !req
34. AND THAT'S ME,
JAKE SPANKENHEIMER.Copy !req
35. COUSIN MEL IS SCARING AWAY
ANOTHER CUSTOMER!Copy !req
36. YOU CAN STOP
RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
37. THAT'S SHOPLIFTING, MISSY.Copy !req
38. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
39. WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
40. UH, PROBLEM?
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
41. NO MONEY, NO MERCHANDISE.Copy !req
42. NO WAY!Copy !req
43. YOUR CREDIT IS ALWAYS
GOOD HERE, MARTHA.Copy !req
44. WHY, YOU JUST STOP BY WHEN
YOU GET YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK.Copy !req
45. THANKS, GRANDMA.Copy !req
46. EVERYONE HAVE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
47. YOU, TOO!Copy !req
48. THINGS HAVE TO CHANGE!Copy !req
49. THIS STORE
CAN'T GET RICHCopy !req
50. SELLING HOLIDAY PASTRIES
ON CREDIT!Copy !req
51. YOU'RE NOT A BUSINESSWOMAN.
YOU'RE AN OLD FRUITCAKE!Copy !req
52. EVERYONE ELSE IS HAPPY THE WAY
THINGS ARE. RIGHT, FRANK?Copy !req
53. BEATS PUNCHING A TIME CLOCK
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
54. I LIKE SPENDING TIME
WITH THE FAMILY AT WORK.Copy !req
55. YOU SEE? LOOK AROUND YOU.Copy !req
56. WEARERICH.Copy !req
57. LIFE'S ABOUT BEIN' NICE
TO PEOPLE.Copy !req
58. MONEY? AW.Copy !req
59. I'D SAY WE MAKE ENOUGH.Copy !req
60. ENOUGH?Copy !req
61. ENOUGH IS NEVER ENOUGH.Copy !req
62. A SET OF REPLACEMENT WHEELS
FOR MY ROLLERBLADES...Copy !req
63. ADDING TO YOUR
CHRISTMAS WISH LIST?Copy !req
64. SISTERS.Copy !req
65. YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.Copy !req
66. A COMPUTER NERD WHO STILL
BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
67. YOU'RE SO REALITY-CHALLENGED.Copy !req
68. UHH!Copy !req
69. DAPHNE, STOP TEASING
YOUR BROTHER!Copy !req
70. HE STARTED IT.Copy !req
71. COME ON DOWNSTAIRS.
YOUR DAD HAS A SURPRISE!Copy !req
72. TELL HER, MOM.Copy !req
73. SANTA CLAUSISREAL.Copy !req
74. WELL...
THERE IS NO EASY ANSWER.Copy !req
75. UH, HISTORICALLY,
THERE WAS A SAINT NICKCopy !req
76. WHO,
WITH A LOVING HEART,Copy !req
77. FILLED CHILDREN'S SHOES
WITH GIFTS OF ALL SORTS.Copy !req
78. SO, SANTA TODAY
REPRESENTSCopy !req
79. THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS—Copy !req
80. GIVING TO OTHERS.Copy !req
81. DAD, IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?Copy !req
82. HUH? UH, HUH...
WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID.Copy !req
83. HMM. HEY! WHO WANTS
TO PUT UP A TREE?Copy !req
84. ALL RIGHT!
A CHRISTMAS TREE!Copy !req
85. THAT'S NOT
A CHRISTMAS TREE.Copy !req
86. YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW
INFLATABLE CHRISTMAS TREECopy !req
87. MANUFACTURED BY THE CITYVILLE
OWN-ALL CORPORATION.Copy !req
88. BUT OUR FAMILY
ALWAYS GOES OUTCopy !req
89. AND GETS A REAL TREE.Copy !req
90. DON'T YOU WANT TO
SAVE THE FOREST?Copy !req
91. NOBODY GETS
A TREE ANYMORE.Copy !req
92. IT'S NOT COOL.Copy !req
93. WISH THEY HAD CHRISTMAS TREES
LIKE THATCopy !req
94. WHEN I WAS A BOY.Copy !req
95. HERE WE GO AGAIN.Copy !req
96. WE HAD TO CHOP OUR TREES
DOWN BY HAND.Copy !req
97. NEVER FORGET THE TIMECopy !req
98. I HAD TO USE A BEAVER
FOR A CHAIN SAW.Copy !req
99. LAST TIME YOU TOLD IT,
IT WAS A WOODPECKER.Copy !req
100. OK, EVERYONE, GATHER
AROUND YOUR DAD.Copy !req
101. I WANT A VIDEO OF OUR
FIRST INFLATABLE TREE.Copy !req
102. THIS TREE IS GONNA SAVE
LOTS OF TIME.Copy !req
103. WHAT'S THE FUN
IN THAT?Copy !req
104. AW. WHERE'S
THE JABBIN' YOURSELFCopy !req
105. WITH PINE NEEDLES?
HANGIN' ORNAMENTS?Copy !req
106. THE OLD-FASHIONED SMELLCopy !req
107. OF A GENUINE
DOUGLAS FIR.Copy !req
108. IF YOU LIKE
OLD-FASHIONED SMELLS,Copy !req
109. I'LL GET MY FISHIN' BOOT.Copy !req
110. OOPS. SORRY.Copy !req
111. AS CRAZY
AS THINGS WERE AT HOME,Copy !req
112. THEY GOT CRAZIER
THE DAY I METCopy !req
113. THE MOST POWERFUL MAN
IN CITYVILLE.Copy !req
114. EXCUSE ME. I'M—Copy !req
115. AUSTIN BUCKS!Copy !req
116. CEO OF THE CITYVILLE
OWN-ALL CORPORATION.Copy !req
117. GRANDMA SAYS
YOU OWN EVERYTHING.Copy !req
118. WELL, NOT YET,Copy !req
119. BUT THAT'S WHY I WANT
TO SPEAK TO YOUR GRANDMA.Copy !req
120. I'M SURE SHE WANTS
TO SEE YOU,Copy !req
121. BUT RIGHT NOW,
GRANDMA "ELFENHEIMER"Copy !req
122. IS READING TO THE KIDS.Copy !req
123. I HEARD ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
124. SAY, YOU WOULDN'T
HAPPEN TO HAVECopy !req
125. AN EXTRA ELF COSTUME
I COULD WEAR?Copy !req
126. NOPE. SORRY.Copy !req
127. BUT THERE'S
A TROLL COSTUME.Copy !req
128. WELL,
GRANDMA ELFENHEIMER.Copy !req
129. MR. AUSTIN
"TROLL" BUCKS.Copy !req
130. I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'RE DRESSED THAT WAYCopy !req
131. TO READBILLY GOATS GRUFF
TO THE KIDS.Copy !req
132. UH, NO. I DID IT
SO YOU'D LISTEN TO MY OFFERCopy !req
133. TO BUY YOUR STORE.Copy !req
134. DIDN'T HELP.
DON'T WANNA LISTEN.Copy !req
135. I'LL PAY A LOT OF MONEY.Copy !req
136. KA-CHING.Copy !req
137. YOU'D BE SELLING
TO THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST.Copy !req
138. DO YOU KNOW WHY MY COMPANYCopy !req
139. CONTROLS EVERY MALL
AND SIDEWALK SANTA?Copy !req
140. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY
TO THINK ABOUT CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
141. WITH THEIR CELLULAR PHONES
AND FAX MACHINES, E-MAIL—Copy !req
142. THEY'RE NEVER REALLY
AWAY FROM WORK.Copy !req
143. AND YOU FIGURE
YOU'RE HELPING?Copy !req
144. YES. THERE WOULDN'T BE
A CITYVILLE CHRISTMASCopy !req
145. WITHOUT ME.Copy !req
146. YOUR STORE SITS ON
THE PERFECT PLACECopy !req
147. TO BUILD THE CROWN JEWEL
OF MY EMPIRE.Copy !req
148. PICTURE IT.Copy !req
149. GIFTS DELIVERED
ON CHRISTMAS EVECopy !req
150. BY OUR NEW SLEIGH MOBILE.Copy !req
151. ISN'T THAT
WHAT SANTA DOES?Copy !req
152. HOW CUTE.Copy !req
153. HE STILL BELIEVES
IN SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
154. JAKE, DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD SELL THE STORE?Copy !req
155. ARE YOU KIDDING?
I LOVE THIS PLACE.Copy !req
156. YOU WITH NO STORE
WOULD BE LIKE...Copy !req
157. CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SANTA.Copy !req
158. WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT,Copy !req
159. FROM THE MOUTHS
OF BABES.Copy !req
160. SURELY YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LET JAKECopy !req
161. MAKE SUCH
A BIG DECISION?Copy !req
162. HE'S JUST A KID.Copy !req
163. IN CASE
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND...Copy !req
164. THANK YOU.Copy !req
165. AND YOU CAN KEEP
THE TROLL COSTUME.Copy !req
166. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
167. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED
A MAN IN... TIGHTS.Copy !req
168. HMM...Copy !req
169. HMMPH.Copy !req
170. GRANDMA, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU JUST DID?Copy !req
171. YOU LET MY FORTUNE
WALK OUT THE DOOR!Copy !req
172. THAT WAS MY FUTURE!Copy !req
173. I MMM-MEAN,
JAKE'S FUTURE.Copy !req
174. MONEY FOR COLLEGE.Copy !req
175. TRAVEL TO ITALY,
WORLD CRUISES,Copy !req
176. SPORTS CARS, JEWELS.
OOH.Copy !req
177. I'D TELL YA TO PUT
A CORK IN IT,Copy !req
178. YOU GREEDY
MONEY-GRUBBER,Copy !req
179. BUT GRANDMA SHOULDN'T
TALK THAT WAY.Copy !req
180. GRANDMA,
IF THIS STORE WERE MINE,Copy !req
181. I'DSELL IT.Copy !req
182. COUSIN MEL, THIS STORE
WILL NEVER BE YOURS.Copy !req
183. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
184. HMMPH.Copy !req
185. WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
186. COUSIN MEL WAS WRONG.Copy !req
187. YOUCANKEEP A STORE GOING
ON GOOD WILL AND BAKED GOODS.Copy !req
188. BY THE LOOKS OF MY HOUSE
AT CHRISTMASTIME,Copy !req
189. YOU'D THINK GRANDMA WAS
SINGLE-HANDEDLY SUPPLYINGCopy !req
190. THE ENTIRE FREE WORLD
WITH CHRISTMAS GOODIES.Copy !req
191. THE WAY I SEE IT,Copy !req
192. YOU CAN DIVIDE THE WORLDCopy !req
193. PEOPLE WHO LIKE FRUITCAKE...Copy !req
194. AND ALL THE REST OF US.Copy !req
195. ? THE HOLIDAYS
WERE UPON US?Copy !req
196. ? AND THINGS
WERE GOIN' FINE?Copy !req
197. ? TILL THE DAY I HEARD
THE DOORBELL?Copy !req
198. ? AND A CHILL RAN UP
MY SPINE?Copy !req
199. ? I GRABBED THE WIFE
AND CHILDREN?Copy !req
200. ? AS THE POSTMAN
WHEELED IT IN?Copy !req
201. ? MY YEARLY CHRISTMAS
NIGHTMARE?Copy !req
202. ?
? HAS JUST COME BACK AGAINCopy !req
203. ? IT WAS HARDER THAN THE HEAD
OF UNCLE BUCKY?Copy !req
204. ? HEAVY AS A SERMON
OF PREACHER LUCKY?Copy !req
205. ? ONE'S ENOUGH TO GIVE
THE WHOLE STATE OF KENTUCKY?Copy !req
206. ? A GREAT BIG BELLYACHE?Copy !req
207. ? IT WAS DENSER THAN A DROV
E OF BARNYARD TURKEYS?Copy !req
208. ? TOUGHER THAN A TRUCKLOAD
OF ALL-BEEF JERKY?Copy !req
209. ? DRYER THAN A DROUGHT
IN ALBUQUERQUE?Copy !req
210. ? GRANDMA'S
KILLER FRUITCAKE?Copy !req
211. AH, YOU'RE
A GREAT HELPER, JAKE.Copy !req
212. NOW, JUST STIR THAT BOWL
OF INGREDIENTS,Copy !req
213. AND IT'S READY
FOR THE OVEN.Copy !req
214. GRANDMA, JAKE,Copy !req
215. I'M AFRAID DOOFUS
GOT OUT AGAIN.Copy !req
216. I CAN'T FIND HIM
ANYWHERE.Copy !req
217. WHY, I WONDER WHERE
THAT ADORABLE DOGCopy !req
218. COULD HAVE RUN OFF TO
THIS TIME.Copy !req
219. COME ON, JAKE.Copy !req
220. PFFT-HA!Copy !req
221. I DON'T KNOW WHO BUYS
YOUR CAKES AND COOKIES,Copy !req
222. BUT THIS WILL FOR DARN SURE
MAKE EVERYONE SICK.Copy !req
223. THAT OUGHT TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM SHOPPING AT THE STORE,Copy !req
224. AND WITH NO CUSTOMERS,Copy !req
225. YOU'LL HAVE TO SELL,
GRANDMA.Copy !req
226. DOOFUS WAS RIGHT NEXT
TO THE FIREPLACE.Copy !req
227. OH.
MUST'VE MISSED HIM.Copy !req
228. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
I'D HAVE TO SELL?Copy !req
229. OOH, SELL A LOT,
THE WAY THESE PASTRIES TASTE.Copy !req
230. MMM.Copy !req
231. CAREFUL, GRANDMA.Copy !req
232. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH EGGNOG
WITH ALL YOUR MEDICATION.Copy !req
233. OH, POOH.
YOU'D THINK AT MY AGE,Copy !req
234. YOU'D OUTGROW
AN ALLERGY TO EGGS.Copy !req
235. NOW, WHERE'D I
PUT THOSE PILLS?Copy !req
236. I'VE GOT SOME MISTLETOE
AND HOLLY.Copy !req
237. WHO'S GONNA HELP ME
WITH THE DECORATING?Copy !req
238. CAN'T. HAVE TO CALL
MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
239. SORRY, GRANDMA,
GOTTA DASH TO THE GYM.Copy !req
240. OOH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT...
FRANK...Copy !req
241. THE GAME'S JUST
STARTIN' ON TV.Copy !req
242. I'LL HELP YOU, GRANDMA.Copy !req
243. MY LITTLE MAN.Copy !req
244. THANKS.Copy !req
245. NOBODY UNDERSTOOD ME
LIKE GRANDMA DID.Copy !req
246. CHRISTMASTIME WAS
AS IMPORTANT TO HERCopy !req
247. AS IT WAS TO ME.Copy !req
248. WELL, WE DID IT!Copy !req
249. IT'S RIGHT
ON THE NOSE, JAKE.Copy !req
250. WEDID IT.Copy !req
251. THE SOONER
YOU GO TO SLEEP,Copy !req
252. THE SOONER
SANTA WILL COME.Copy !req
253. GRANDMA, DAPHNE SAYS THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA.Copy !req
254. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE SHE
DOESN'T BELIEVE, LIKE I DO.Copy !req
255. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM?Copy !req
256. NO, BUT I'VE SEEN HIM
IN THE SMILESCopy !req
257. OF PEOPLE WHO SHARE WITH
OTHERS EVERY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
258. IF YOU EVER
RUN INTO HIM,Copy !req
259. SAY HI FOR ME.Copy !req
260. GOOD NIGHT, JAKE.Copy !req
261. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
262. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
263. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
264. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA
, WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
265. WELL, I'M FIXIN' TO TAKECopy !req
266. THESE EXTRA COOKIES
AND CAKESCopy !req
267. TO THE VOLUNTEERSCopy !req
268. AT THE CITYVILLE COMMUNITY
SERVICES BUILDING.Copy !req
269. IT'S TOO LATE TO
GO OUT NOW, GRANDMA.Copy !req
270. IF I'D HAD SOME HELP,Copy !req
271. I WOULD HAVE BEEN
FINISHED HOURS AGO.Copy !req
272. I WAS BUSY.Copy !req
273. SORRY, HAD TO FINISH
MY HOMEWORK.Copy !req
274. LAST-MINUTE
SHOPPING.Copy !req
275. ? SHE'D BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH EGGNOG?Copy !req
276. YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH EGGNOG.Copy !req
277. ? AND WE BEGGED HER
NOT TO GO?Copy !req
278. PLEASE!
DON'T GO!Copy !req
279. WE'RE
BEGGING!Copy !req
280. ? BUT SHE FORGOT
HER MEDICATION?Copy !req
281. BESIDES I LEFT MY MEDICATION
AT THE STORE.Copy !req
282. ? AND SHE STAGGERED
OUT THE DOOR INTO THE SNOW?Copy !req
283. ON, DONNER!Copy !req
284. ON, BLITZEN!Copy !req
285. IT'S HIM! SANTA CLAUS!Copy !req
286. AH, HE IS REAL!Copy !req
287. HO HO HO!Copy !req
288. GRANDMA,
WATCH OUT!Copy !req
289. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
290. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA
, WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
291. COME ON! EVERYONE!Copy !req
292. HURRY! GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY SANTA'S REINDEER!Copy !req
293. JAKE, CLOSE THE
DOOR AND GET IN HERE.Copy !req
294. SANTA HIT GRANDMA!
GRANDMA NEEDS HELP!Copy !req
295. THE ONLY PERSON WHO NEEDS
HELP IN THIS FAMILY IS YOU.Copy !req
296. NOW, JAKE, CALM DOWN.
TAKE A BREATH.Copy !req
297. OK, UH,Copy !req
298. SANTA CLAUS WAS FLYING LOW
LIKE THIS...Copy !req
299. AND GRANDMA
WAS WALKING LIKE THIS...Copy !req
300. AND THEN RUDOLPH WAS HERE,
AND—Copy !req
301. NOW, HONEY, YOU MUST
HAVE HAD A BAD DREAM.Copy !req
302. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T
NOTICED, FRANK,Copy !req
303. YOUR SON SUFFERS
FROM A DREADED AFFLICTION.Copy !req
304. WHAT AFFLICTION?Copy !req
305. THE "SANTA CLAUS IS REAL"
SYNDROME.Copy !req
306. HE'S GOT ALL THE SYMPTOMS—Copy !req
307. WRITING LISTS TO SANTA,
CHECKING THEM TWICE,Copy !req
308. GOOD BEHAVIOR, FALLING ASLEEP
BEFORE MIDNIGHT.Copy !req
309. I FIGURE HE GETS IT
FROM HIS GRANDMA.Copy !req
310. YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED,
DIDN'T YOU, GRANDPA?Copy !req
311. UH, I'M SORRY.
WERE YOU TALKING TO ME?Copy !req
312. I WAS TOO BUSY
WATCHING GRANDMACopy !req
313. GET RUN OVER BY
A REINDEER-DRAWN SLEIGH.Copy !req
314. YES!Copy !req
315. WHAT A SIGHT!Copy !req
316. SLEIGH COME OUT OF NOWHERE.Copy !req
317. GRANDMA TAKES A HEADER
INTO THE SNOWBANK.Copy !req
318. SLEIGH VANISHES...Copy !req
319. LIKE THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PAST.Copy !req
320. AND THAT'S WHAT'S
CALLED AN ADVANCED CASECopy !req
321. OF "SANTA CLAUS IS REAL"
SYNDROME.Copy !req
322. OH, HONESTLY,
GRANDPA.Copy !req
323. WE'VE GOT TO GO
HELP GRANDMA!Copy !req
324. NOTHING IS OUT THERE.Copy !req
325. FRANK, DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
326. LOOK, JAKE, IF I CALL
THE LOCAL SHELTERCopy !req
327. AND HAVE GRANDMA
SPEAK TO YOU,Copy !req
328. WILL YOU GO TO BED?Copy !req
329. BUT SHE WON'T!Copy !req
330. I SAW HER!Copy !req
331. I TOLD YOU,Copy !req
332. SANTA HIT HER
WITH HIS SLEIGH!Copy !req
333. CALL THE POLICE!Copy !req
334. THAT'S RIGHT, OFFICER.
MISSING.Copy !req
335. HIT BY SANTA'S SLEIGH.Copy !req
336. YES, WE'VE BEEN
DRINKING EGGNOG.Copy !req
337. UH, THEY'LL BE OUT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
338. AND WHAT
DID YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN?Copy !req
339. I SAW GRANDMA GET
RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!Copy !req
340. HERE WE GO AGAIN!Copy !req
341. SORRY, SON, IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
342. RIGHT HERE IN THE MANUAL—Copy !req
343. THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
344. IS TOO.Copy !req
345. OH! WE GOT
A CODE 12-25—Copy !req
346. "SANTA CLAUS IS
REAL" SYNDROME,Copy !req
347. FAMILY DISPUTE.Copy !req
348. COME ON! I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE SHE GOT RUN OVER!Copy !req
349. ? WHEN WE FOUND HER
CHRISTMAS MORNING?Copy !req
350. ? AT THE SCENE
OF THE ATTACK?Copy !req
351. SEE?Copy !req
352. ? SHE HAD HOOFPRINTS
ON HER FOREHEAD?Copy !req
353. ? AND INCRIMINATING CLAUS MARKS
ON HER BACK?Copy !req
354. OK, WE'VE GOT SOME
REINDEER HOOFPRINTSCopy !req
355. AND SLEIGH TREAD MARKS
LEADING TO—Copy !req
356. OH, YEAH! WHAT APPEARS
TO BE AN IMPRESSIONCopy !req
357. OF A PERSON IN THE SNOW.
LOOK THERE.Copy !req
358. BUT, UH, HOW DO WE KNOW
IT'S GRANDMA?Copy !req
359. DOOFUS KNOWS.Copy !req
360. THAT'S ONE OF
GRANDMA'S SHOES!Copy !req
361. THAT'S HER
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MUG!Copy !req
362. HER MEDICINE!Copy !req
363. AND HER COOKIES AND...Copy !req
364. HER FRUITCAKE!Copy !req
365. OFFICER LYON,
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
366. OOH! WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF THIS?Copy !req
367. OFFHAND, I'D SAY
THAT'S ANIMAL HAIR—Copy !req
368. REINDEER, 15 HANDS HIGH,
12 POINT BUCK.Copy !req
369. BY THE MARKINGS—
A SLEIGH-PULLER,Copy !req
370. POWERFUL,
CAPABLE OF FLIGHT,Copy !req
371. AGE UNKNOWN,
ONE OF A TEAM OF 8.Copy !req
372. BUT IT'S JUST A GUESS.Copy !req
373. OK, THEN, I'LL JUST PUT IT DOWN
AS SLEIGH-HICULAR HIT-AND-RUN.Copy !req
374. OOH,
WHAT'S THE CODE FOR THAT?Copy !req
375. YOU SHOULD REMEMBER
THAT ONE.Copy !req
376. IT'S A 12-24.Copy !req
377. OOH, RIGHT! 12-24.
UH-HA HA! I GET IT!Copy !req
378. 12-24—
DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
379. JUST A MINUTE, SHERLOCK.Copy !req
380. BEFORE YOU PUT OUT AN APBCopy !req
381. FOR A SLEIGH
DRIVEN BY SANTA CLAUS—Copy !req
382. WHO, MAY I REMIND YOU,
DOES NOT EXIST—Copy !req
383. I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHERE GRANDMA IS.Copy !req
384. GOOD POINT. WE COULD WORK
THE SANTA ANGLE LATER.Copy !req
385. BETTER GET LOOKIN'
FOR THE OLD BROAD.Copy !req
386. UH, WE'LL NEED A PHOTO
OF THE MISSING PERSON.Copy !req
387. THAT STARTED
THE BIGGEST GRANDMA HUNTCopy !req
388. IN CITYVILLE HISTORY.Copy !req
389. THE POLICE SEARCHED EVERY
NOOK AND CRANNY FOR GRANNY.Copy !req
390. TIME PASSED, AND POLICE KEPT
LOOKING AND LOOKING.Copy !req
391. MONTHS WENT BY.Copy !req
392. WE LOOKED AND LOOKED.Copy !req
393. I EVEN GOT PERMISSIONCopy !req
394. TO PUT GRANDMA'S PICTURE
ON MILK CARTONS.Copy !req
395. NOTHING HELPED,Copy !req
396. NOT EVEN STORIES
ON THE LOCAL NEWS CHANNEL.Copy !req
397. GRANDMA WAS NOWHERE
TO BE FOUND.Copy !req
398. GRANDMA'S CHRISTMAS GIFTS
REMAINED UNOPENED,Copy !req
399. AND PEOPLE DRESSED IN BLACK.Copy !req
400. GRANDPA TRIED TO COPECopy !req
401. BY PLAYING CARDS
WITH COUSIN MEL.Copy !req
402. IT WASN'T ANY BETTER
AT THE STORE, EITHER.Copy !req
403. MOM AND DAD
TRIED THEIR BEST,Copy !req
404. BUT WITHOUT GRANDMA,
CUSTOMERS STOPPED COMING IN.Copy !req
405. MY OFFICE SAID
YOU CALLED AND WANTED TO SEE ME.Copy !req
406. I WANTED TO APOLOGIZECopy !req
407. FOR THE WAY GRANDMA
TREATED YOU LAST YEAR.Copy !req
408. DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
YOU'RE VERY GOOD LOOKINGCopy !req
409. FOR A MAN WITH...
DEEP POCKETS?Copy !req
410. HA HA.
I WAS DUSTING.Copy !req
411. WELL, GO DUST
SOMEWHERE ELSE!Copy !req
412. YOU CAN'T TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
413. IT'S
GRANDMA'S STORE.Copy !req
414. OH, HA.Copy !req
415. THAT REMINDS ME.Copy !req
416. ARE YOU STILL
INTERESTEDCopy !req
417. IN BUYING
THIS ESTABLISHMENT?Copy !req
418. WELL, IT'S THE IDEAL LOCATION
FOR OUR SLEIGH-MOBILE DIVISION.Copy !req
419. GOOD!
BECAUSE I KNOW GRANDMACopy !req
420. WOULD WANT ME
TO SELL IT.Copy !req
421. I HAVE THE DEED
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
422. UNFORTUNATELY,
YOURNAME'S NOT ON THE DEED.Copy !req
423. JUST GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S.Copy !req
424. BUT IFGRANDPAAGREES,Copy !req
425. THEN I COULD BUY THE STORE.Copy !req
426. I'M SURE I COULD TRICK—Copy !req
427. I MEAN, GET...
GRANDPA TO AGREE.Copy !req
428. YOU'VE BEEN SO DEPRESSED
SINCE GRANDMA DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
429. THAT'S WHY I HAD YOU BRING ME
TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT,Copy !req
430. TO CHEER YOU UP.Copy !req
431. I'LL CURE YOUR SORROW.Copy !req
432. WE'LL SPRUCE UP THE STORE,Copy !req
433. ORDER NEW MERCHANDISE,
HIRE A BAKER.Copy !req
434. IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN THESE PAPERS.Copy !req
435. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SIGN.Copy !req
436. SING?Copy !req
437. NO. SIGN.Copy !req
438. SURE!
SO SIGN.Copy !req
439. I'D RATHER SING.Copy !req
440. ? GRANDMA'S SPENDING CHRISTMAS
WITH THE SUPERSTARS?Copy !req
441. ? SINCE THAT REINDEER RAN HER
DOWN THAT FATEFUL NIGHT?Copy !req
442. ? GRANDMA'S HANGIN' OUT WITH
ALL THOSE LATE, GREAT STARS?Copy !req
443. ? FOR THE HEAVENLY-EST
CHRISTMAS OF HER LIFE?Copy !req
444. ? SHE'S STANDIN' UNDER
THE MISTLETOE WITH ELVIS?Copy !req
445. ? HE'S BEEN CONSOLING HER
BECAUSE SHE'S MISSING GRAMPS?Copy !req
446. ? THEN ELVIS OFFERS HER THE KEY
S TO A NEW CADILLAC?Copy !req
447. ? WELL, WELL,
AND A COUPLE OF SHEETS?Copy !req
448. ?
? OF ELVIS POSTAGE STAMPS?Copy !req
449. ? GRANDMA'S SPENDING CHRISTMAS
WITH THE SUPERSTARS?Copy !req
450. ? SINCE THAT REINDEER RAN HER
DOWN THAT FATEFUL NIGHT?Copy !req
451. ? GRANDMA'S HANGING OUT WITH AL
I THOSE LATE, GREAT STARS?Copy !req
452. ? FOR THE HEAVENLY-EST
CHRISTMAS OF HER LIFE?Copy !req
453. OK, I'LL SIGN.Copy !req
454. OH. THIS IS EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.Copy !req
455. SIGN HERE AND HERE.
INITIAL THIS.Copy !req
456. OH. AND THIS ONE GIVES ME
POWER OF ATTORNEYCopy !req
457. OVER YOUR AFFAIRS.Copy !req
458. I'LL BE YOUR DEDICATED
MONEY MANAGER FOREVER.Copy !req
459. I DO FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
460. PERFECT!Copy !req
461. AW. THIS IS IT—Copy !req
462. THE LAST OF GRANDMA'S FRUITCAKES
FROM LAST CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
463. OHH, DO YOU THINK
IT'S STILL GOOD?Copy !req
464. DID SHE USE
PRESERVATIVES?Copy !req
465. PRESERVATIVES?
IT'S A FRUITCAKE!Copy !req
466. WHAT DO WE DO
WHEN IT'S SOLD?Copy !req
467. Cousin Mel: NOTHING!Copy !req
468. BECAUSE WE'RE
GONNA BE RICH!Copy !req
469. WE WON THE LOTTERY!Copy !req
470. WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH?Copy !req
471. OH, WE'RE GOING
TO BE RICH!Copy !req
472. WE COULD RETIRE?Copy !req
473. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
474. OUR BOAT'S COME IN.Copy !req
475. COUSIN MEL SAYS
WE WON THE LOTTERY!Copy !req
476. WON THE LOTTERY?
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
477. SORT OF.
HA HA.Copy !req
478. ACTUALLY, I'M GOING OVER
TO SEE AUSTIN BUCKSCopy !req
479. AND SELL THIS DUMP
FOR MILLIONS.Copy !req
480. THANK GRANDPA.Copy !req
481. HE GAVE ME
POWER OF ATTORNEY.Copy !req
482. DO WHAT?Copy !req
483. GRANDPA,
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
484. I THOUGHT
I WAS HELPING.Copy !req
485. TALK ABOUT HAVING YOUR CAKE
AND EATING IT, TOO.Copy !req
486. I'VE GOTTA STOP HER.Copy !req
487. UHH! UHH!Copy !req
488. MR. BUCKS' OFFICE—
WHICH WAY?Copy !req
489. JAKE, NICE STOP.Copy !req
490. PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T BUY
GRANDMA'S STORE.Copy !req
491. TOO LATE, KID.Copy !req
492. WITH THIS LAST PIECE
OF PROPERTY,Copy !req
493. MR. BUCKS WILL OWN
ALL OF CITYVILLE.Copy !req
494. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
495. COUSIN MEL'S ATTORNEY.Copy !req
496. I.M. SLIME.Copy !req
497. YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.Copy !req
498. SORRY, JAKE.Copy !req
499. THE ONLY PERSON
WHO CAN STOP THIS SALECopy !req
500. IS YOUR GRANDMA,Copy !req
501. BUT NO ONE KNOWS
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.Copy !req
502. SHE GOT RUN OVER
BY SANTA'S REINDEER.Copy !req
503. I JUST NEED MORE TIME
TO FIND GRANDMA.Copy !req
504. NOW, AUSTIN, DARLING,Copy !req
505. WHY DON'T WE GO
SOMEWHERE ROMANTICCopy !req
506. AND CONSUMMATE THIS DEAL?Copy !req
507. HMM.Copy !req
508. YOU GOT IT, KID.Copy !req
509. THIS DEAL DOESN'T CLOSE
TILL THE END OF THE WEEK.Copy !req
510. NO!Copy !req
511. YOU'RE AN ATTORNEY.
DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
512. SUE SOMEBODY!Copy !req
513. A BIT OF ADVICE—Copy !req
514. IF YOU REALLY BELIEVECopy !req
515. GRANDMA WAS RUN OVER
BY SANTA'S REINDEER,Copy !req
516. THEN FIND HIM.Copy !req
517. HE SHOULD KNOW
WHERE GRANDMA IS.Copy !req
518. OK, I WILL.Copy !req
519. I HAVE TILL
THE END OF THE WEEKCopy !req
520. TO STOP COUSIN MEL FROM
SELLING GRANDMA'S STORE.Copy !req
521. LOOK, SHERLOCK,Copy !req
522. YOU'VE TRIED YOUR BEST
TO FIND GRANDMA.Copy !req
523. YOUR ROOM
IS SEARCH CENTRAL.Copy !req
524. YOU GOT NO RESULTS FROM YOUR
DO-IT-YOURSELF POLICE SKETCH.Copy !req
525. YOUR DRY-ERASE BOARD
IS FULL OF DEAD-END CLUES.Copy !req
526. GIVE IT UP.Copy !req
527. YOU'RE RIGHT, DOOFUS.
WE CAN'T GIVE UP.Copy !req
528. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
529. PRINTOUT OF MY OLD
CHRISTMAS LIST?Copy !req
530. LOOK, DOOFUS,
IT'S NOT AS SIMPLECopy !req
531. AS ADDING "FIND GRANDMA"
TO MY CHRISTMAS LISTCopy !req
532. AND E-MAILING IT
TO SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
533. WAIT.Copy !req
534. DOOFUS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.Copy !req
535. TO SANTA CLAUS...Copy !req
536. AT SANTACLAUSISREAL.COM.Copy !req
537. Male voice:
YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL.Copy !req
538. QUINCY,
YOU BETTER SEE THIS.Copy !req
539. NONE—Copy !req
540. NOT A SINGLE LETTER
FROM CITYVILLE.Copy !req
541. IT'S AS IF
THEY'RE TOO BUSYCopy !req
542. WITH THEIR PREFABRICATED,
MASS-PRODUCED LIVESCopy !req
543. TO NEED ME ANYMORE.Copy !req
544. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
545. I MIGHT AS WELL
SHAVE MY BEARDCopy !req
546. AND CANCEL THE HOLIDAYS
IN CITYVILLE.Copy !req
547. IF I COULD MEET
JUST ONE STINKING PERSONCopy !req
548. WHO UNDERSTANDS THE HOLIDAYS
ARE ABOUT HUMAN KINDNESSCopy !req
549. WITH ONLY A TOUCH OF
CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION...Copy !req
550. AHEM.Copy !req
551. YES, QUINCY?
WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
552. CAREFUL, ROYCE.Copy !req
553. DONNA WANTED A DOLL
WITH BRAIDSCopy !req
554. WITH AREDRIBBON.Copy !req
555. SHE'S ON
THE "GOOD" LIST.Copy !req
556. HO HO HO!Copy !req
557. THE MYSTERY OF
GRANDMA "X" IS SOLVED.Copy !req
558. GRANDMA
SPANKENHEIMER?Copy !req
559. GRANDMA
SPANKENHEIMER?Copy !req
560. SPANKENHEIMER?Copy !req
561. SPANKENHEIMER.Copy !req
562. NOPE, NEVER MET HER,Copy !req
563. BUT YOU MIGHT ASK
ONE OF THOSE SHORT FELLERS.Copy !req
564. CLASSIC CASE
OF AMNESIA—Copy !req
565. CAN'T REMEMBER A THING.Copy !req
566. THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE ON,
BUT NOBODY'S HOME.Copy !req
567. E-MAIL A REPLY
IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
568. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.Copy !req
569. AAH!Copy !req
570. CALL OFF THE HOUND.Copy !req
571. SHH.Copy !req
572. NOW, THEN...Copy !req
573. HI. I'M QUINCY,
SANTA'S ELF—Copy !req
574. TOP ELF, TO BE EXACT.Copy !req
575. I FLY RIGHT SEAT
ON THE SLEIGH.Copy !req
576. THE MAN IN THE RED SUIT
DOESN'T MAKE A MOVECopy !req
577. WITHOUT CONSULTING ME FIRST.Copy !req
578. Y-YOU'RE AN ELF!Copy !req
579. THE GENUINE ARTICLE.Copy !req
580. AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
581. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
IN SEPTEMBER?Copy !req
582. I CAME TO ASK A QUESTION.Copy !req
583. WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND
YOUR GRANDMA?Copy !req
584. MORE THAN ALL THE PRESENTS
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
585. THEN FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
586. GRANDPA, I'M GOING
TO THE NORTH POLECopy !req
587. TO FIND GRANDMA.Copy !req
588. FINE. THANKS
FOR TELLING ME.Copy !req
589. ? OLD SAINT NICK
AND MRS. CLAUS?Copy !req
590. ? DECIDED
JUST THIS YEAR?Copy !req
591. ? THERE WON'T BE
ANY CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
592. ? THE FEELING'S
JUST NOT HERE?Copy !req
593. ? SOME KIDS
GET MORE THAN THEY NEED?Copy !req
594. ? AND SOME
ARE SPOILED ROTTEN?Copy !req
595. ? AND WHEN IT COMES
TO CHRISTMASTIME?Copy !req
596. ? TOO MANY ARE FORGOTTEN?Copy !req
597. ? IT WILL FEEL LIKE
CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
598. ? TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE?Copy !req
599. ? IT WILL FEEL LIKE
CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
600. ? WHEN WE ALL LEARN
TO SHARE?Copy !req
601. ? SO SANTA SAID
TO MRS. CLAUS?Copy !req
602. ? SOMETHING'S
WAY OFF TRACK?Copy !req
603. ? I CAN'T
GET INTO CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
604. ?
? UNTIL THE SPIRIT'S BACK?Copy !req
605. ? IT WILL FEEL LIKE
CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
606. ? TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE?Copy !req
607. ? IT WILL FEEL LIKE
CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
608. ? WHEN WE ALL LEARN
TO SHARE?Copy !req
609. YOU BETTER HAVE
A GOOD REASONCopy !req
610. WHY YOU BROKE ELF CODECopy !req
611. AND BROUGHT A HUMAN HERE.Copy !req
612. THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO MEET
JAKE SPANKENHEIMER.Copy !req
613. THEJAKE SPANKENHEIMER,Copy !req
614. WHO LOVES ROLLERBLADES,Copy !req
615. VIDEO GAMES, PILLOW FIGHTS
WITH HIS SISTER,Copy !req
616. PROCRASTINATES ONCE IN
A WHILE WITH HIS HOMEWORK—Copy !req
617. NOT THAT I CONDONE IT—Copy !req
618. WRITES TO ME
EVERY CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
619. AND HELPS HIS GRANDMA
IN THE KITCHEN?Copy !req
620. IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET
SOMEONE FROM CITYVILLECopy !req
621. WHO STILL
BELIEVES IN ME.Copy !req
622. PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
623. WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE NOT
SWEEPING UP REINDEER CHIPS.Copy !req
624. GRANDMA,Copy !req
625. THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
WHO WANTS TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
626. GRANDMA!Copy !req
627. AHH.Copy !req
628. OK, I'LL BITE.
WHO IS HE?Copy !req
629. OH, NO.Copy !req
630. IT'S ME, JAKE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?Copy !req
631. EH, NOPE.Copy !req
632. NOTHING.Copy !req
633. WAIT.Copy !req
634. NO. THOUGHT
I HAD SOMETHING.Copy !req
635. YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER.Copy !req
636. COUSIN MEL'S TAKEN OVER.Copy !req
637. WHO'S COUSIN MEL?Copy !req
638. YOU KNOW,
BIG RED HAIR,Copy !req
639. GREEDY,
MONEY-GRUBBING,Copy !req
640. TOO MUCH JEWELRY,
BEATS GRANDPA AT CARDS.Copy !req
641. SHE DOESN'T SOUND
VERY NICE.Copy !req
642. SHE ISN'T.Copy !req
643. IF YOU DON'T COME BACK
RIGHT AWAY,Copy !req
644. SHE'S GOING TO SELL
YOUR STORE TO MR. BUCKS.Copy !req
645. WITHOUT IT, OUR FAMILY
AND CHRISTMASCopy !req
646. WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.Copy !req
647. THAT'S TERRIBLE.Copy !req
648. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?Copy !req
649. WILL YOU COME BACK WITH ME
AND STOP THE SALE?Copy !req
650. BETTER THAN LAYING AROUND HERE
ALL DAY GETTING FAT.Copy !req
651. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
652. QUINCY, HOOK UP THE REINDEER
TO THE SLEIGH.Copy !req
653. WE'RE HEADED TO THE CITY.Copy !req
654. TURN HERE.Copy !req
655. ? WE'RE HERE?Copy !req
656. BETTER PARK IN BACK.Copy !req
657. COUSIN MEL WASN'T
ABOUT TO GIVE UP EASILY.Copy !req
658. I REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.Copy !req
659. IT WAS A WARM
SEPTEMBER DAY.Copy !req
660. OW! OH! OW!Copy !req
661. WHOA.Copy !req
662. THAT WAS A LANDING.Copy !req
663. I BETTER SIT HERECopy !req
664. TILL MY STOMACH CATCHES UP
TO THE REST OF ME.Copy !req
665. THERE'S NO TIME,
GRANDMA.Copy !req
666. QUINCY, KEEP AN EYE
ON THINGS.Copy !req
667. RIGHT, BOSS.Copy !req
668. IT'S GRANDMA.Copy !req
669. SHE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE MISSING.Copy !req
670. OHH. THIS RUINS
EVERYTHING.Copy !req
671. MR. BUCKS WILL
CALL OFF THE DEAL.Copy !req
672. THERE GOES YOUR FORTUNE
AND MY 50%.Copy !req
673. 10%.Copy !req
674. 30%, PLUS EXPENSES.Copy !req
675. DONE.Copy !req
676. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
677. YOU JUST MAKE SURE
GRANDMA STAYS MISSING.Copy !req
678. OOH!
HOT PAVEMENT!Copy !req
679. OW! OW!Copy !req
680. OHH.Copy !req
681. HEY, HEY, COME BACK!Copy !req
682. UH, GRANDMA SPANKENHEIMER?Copy !req
683. YES. THEY SENT ME DOWN
TO GET YOU.Copy !req
684. NOW, IF YOU'LL
JUST FOLLOW ME...Copy !req
685. SURE, SWEETIE.Copy !req
686. SAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY ANTACID.Copy !req
687. WAIT!Copy !req
688. MR. BUCKS,Copy !req
689. YOU CAN'T BUY THE STORE
FROM COUSIN MEL.Copy !req
690. IT'S NOT HERS TO SELL.Copy !req
691. I FOUND GRANDMA.Copy !req
692. SHE'S WAITING
DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
693. SANTA WILL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING.Copy !req
694. OHH. SORRY.Copy !req
695. USED TO CHIMNEYS,
NOT STAIRS.Copy !req
696. FILL THEM IN
WHILE I GET GRANDMA.Copy !req
697. AND, UH,
YOU WOULD BE...Copy !req
698. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
699. YOU KNOW, HO HO HO.Copy !req
700. NOT TO EMBARRASS YOU,Copy !req
701. BUT I'M AFRAID ANYBODY
CAN PUT ON A BIG RED SUIT,Copy !req
702. FALSE BEARD, AND CALL
THEMSELVES SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
703. THEY ALL WORK FOR ME.Copy !req
704. YOU'RE AUSTIN BUCKS.Copy !req
705. WHEN YOU WERE
6 YEARS OLD,Copy !req
706. YOU WANTED A LIEUTENANT
NEUTRON ACTION FIGURE.Copy !req
707. LIEUTENANT NEUTRON?Copy !req
708. HE WAS THE BEST.Copy !req
709. HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
710. I'M SANTA.
IT'S WHAT I DO.Copy !req
711. AMAZING.Copy !req
712. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
713. SO, WHAT DID HAPPEN
TO GRANDMA?Copy !req
714. I WAS MAKING
MY USUAL ROUNDS...Copy !req
715. ON, DONNER!
ON, DASHER!Copy !req
716. SOMETHING MADE
MY REINDEER GO WA-HA!Copy !req
717. WA-HA!
WA-HA!Copy !req
718. FOLLOW ME, GUYS.Copy !req
719. I TRIED
TO STOP THEM...Copy !req
720. WHOA!Copy !req
721. BUT NOTHING WORKED.Copy !req
722. THEN EVERYTHING
WENT BLACK.Copy !req
723. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.Copy !req
724. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT
INTO THOSE REINDEER.Copy !req
725. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
726. OH, I BETTER GET YOU
MEDICAL ATTENTION.Copy !req
727. QUINCY, LEAVE A NOTE
EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
728. SO OF COURSE SHE WAS
WELCOMED TO STAYCopy !req
729. AT THE NORTH POLE
UNTIL SHE FELT BETTER.Copy !req
730. WE'VE GOT GREAT
MEDICAL CARE—Copy !req
731. EVERY THERAPY AND
TREATMENT IMAGINABLE...Copy !req
732. AT NO—HO HO HO—COST.Copy !req
733. THANKS FOR STRAIGHTENING OUT
THIS WHOLE MESS, SANTA.Copy !req
734. I'M EAGER TO SEE GRANDMA
AND TELL HER THE SALE IS OFF.Copy !req
735. HO HO HO!Copy !req
736. SURE GLAD EVERYTHING
WORKED OUT OK.Copy !req
737. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
738. I HAD TO CHASE
THE REINDEER.Copy !req
739. I WAS GONE
FOR A MINUTE.Copy !req
740. SHE WANDERED OFF.Copy !req
741. WHO?Copy !req
742. GRANDMA!Copy !req
743. WE COULDN'T FIND HER
ANYWHERE.Copy !req
744. SHE'S MISSING AGAIN.Copy !req
745. SINCE GRANDMA
IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND,Copy !req
746. AND THE MAN
IN THE RED SUIT HERECopy !req
747. ADMITTED
HE RAN OVER HER,Copy !req
748. I DEMAND THAT YOU HAVE
SANTA ARRESTEDCopy !req
749. FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE
OF GRANDMA.Copy !req
750. NO!Copy !req
751. THE NEWS
THAT SANTA HAD BEEN ARRESTEDCopy !req
752. FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE
OF GRANDMA WAS A SHOCK—Copy !req
753. ESPECIALLY TO MRS. CLAUS.Copy !req
754. SANTA'S BEEN ARRESTED.Copy !req
755. OH!Copy !req
756. I SHOULDN'T SAY
EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED,Copy !req
757. BECAUSE COUSIN MEL AND
HER PARTNER IN CRIMECopy !req
758. MS. SLIME...Copy !req
759. SURE WEREN'T.Copy !req
760. HERE.Copy !req
761. LUCKY THING SHE STILL
HAS A CASE OF AMNESIACopy !req
762. AND DOESN'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.Copy !req
763. LUCKY IS RIGHT,Copy !req
764. BUT WE CAN'T KEEP HER
LOCKED UP IN HERE FOREVER.Copy !req
765. WE WON'T NEED TO.Copy !req
766. WE JUST NEED TO KEEP HER
OUT OF SIGHT LONG ENOUGHCopy !req
767. FOR THE JURY TO FIND
SANTA CLAUS GUILTYCopy !req
768. OF HER DISAPPEARANCE.Copy !req
769. AND THEN WE SUE THEM
FOR ALL THAT MONEY.Copy !req
770. THINK OF IT—
SANTA'S FOUND GUILTY.Copy !req
771. WE WIN THE WORLD'S MOST
FAMOUS CASE OF HIT-AND-RUN.Copy !req
772. OH, SANTA CLAUS
MUST BE WORTH A FORTUNE,Copy !req
773. CONSIDERING HE SUPPLIES GIFTS
TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
774. THAT'S 2.5 BILLION TIMES...Copy !req
775. HMM. WHAT DO YOU THINK
HE SPENDSCopy !req
776. ON AVERAGE
PER PERSON?Copy !req
777. WHAT, $10, $15?Copy !req
778. EVEN IF IT'S JUST 5,Copy !req
779. YOUR SHARE AS GRANDPA'S
FINANCIAL ADVISOR IS...Copy !req
780. WOOF.Copy !req
781. WOOF?Copy !req
782. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
783. ? THAT'S WHAT GRANDPA'S
GONNA DO?Copy !req
784. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
785. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
786. ? 'CAUSE GRANDMA
WOULD'VE WANTED HIM TO?Copy !req
787. WHOO!Copy !req
788. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
789. ? HE KNOWS THE LAW
IS ON HIS SIDE?Copy !req
790. ON HIS SIDE.Copy !req
791. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
792. ? SANTA'S GOING
FOR A RIDE?Copy !req
793. A RIDE.Copy !req
794. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
795. ? THAT'S WHAT GRANDPA'S
GONNA DO?Copy !req
796. HA HA!Copy !req
797. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
798. ? 'CAUSE GRANDMA
WOULD'VE WANTED HIM TO?Copy !req
799. NO PANTALONES.Copy !req
800. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
801. ? HE KNOWS THE LAW
IS ON HIS SIDE?Copy !req
802. ON HIS SIDE.Copy !req
803. ? GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE
THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA?Copy !req
804. ? SANTA'S GOING
FOR A RIDE?Copy !req
805. ?
? SANTA'S GOING FOR A RIDECopy !req
806. ? SANTA'S GOING
FOR A RIDE?Copy !req
807. VAMONOS.Copy !req
808. I'M AT THE COURTHOUSE,Copy !req
809. WHERE THE SENSATIONAL
SANTA CLAUS TRIALCopy !req
810. IS REACHING ITS CLIMAX.Copy !req
811. IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER,Copy !req
812. AND AFTER WEEKS OF TESTIMONY
BY SEVERAL WITNESSES,Copy !req
813. 3 QUESTIONS REMAIN—Copy !req
814. DID SANTA'S REINDEER
RUN OVER GRANDMA?Copy !req
815. WHERE IS SHE NOW?Copy !req
816. AND WITHOUT SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
817. WILL THERE BE
A CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
818. DISTRICT ATTORNEY HARTUNGCopy !req
819. IS MAKING
HIS IMPASSIONED SUMMATION.Copy !req
820. AND SO, IN CLOSING,Copy !req
821. DO I WANT TO SEE
SANTA CLAUS GO TO JAIL?Copy !req
822. PERSONALLY, NO,Copy !req
823. BUT I REPRESENT THE STATE
AND MUST DO MY JOB.Copy !req
824. THE EVIDENCE
PROVES SANTA CLAUSCopy !req
825. IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR GRANDMA'S DISAPPEARANCE,Copy !req
826. SO IF THE BEARD FITS,
YOU MUST CONVICT.Copy !req
827. IF HE GOES TO JAIL,Copy !req
828. IT WILL BE THE END
OF CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
829. WHAT CAN I DO, GRANDPA?Copy !req
830. FIND GRANDMA—
AGAIN.Copy !req
831. MAYBE SHE DIDN'T
WANDER OFF.Copy !req
832. BUT EVERYONE LOVES
GRANDMA.Copy !req
833. WHO WOULD DO
SUCH A THING?Copy !req
834. COUSIN MEL.Copy !req
835. HEY, BOY,
WHAT YOU SMELL?Copy !req
836. GRANDMA?Copy !req
837. JAKE, GET THAT MUTT
AWAY FROM MY BACKPACK.Copy !req
838. SURE, COUSIN MEL.Copy !req
839. OK, DOOFUS,Copy !req
840. DO YOUR SMELL THING.Copy !req
841. KEEP IT UP, DOOFUS.Copy !req
842. SO THAT'S WHERE
SHE WAS GOING.Copy !req
843. IT WON'T BE TOO
MUCH LONGER, GRANDMA.Copy !req
844. THE JURY
IS ABOUT TO FINDCopy !req
845. YOUR FRIEND
IN THE RED SUIT GUILTY.Copy !req
846. AND WHO WOULD THAT BE?Copy !req
847. YOU STILL DON'T REMEMBER
A THING, DO YOU?Copy !req
848. MY PLAN
IS GONNA WORK.Copy !req
849. I'M GONNA BE WEALTHY,Copy !req
850. AND THERE'S NO ONE
WHO CAN STOP ME.Copy !req
851. HELLO, INSIDE!Copy !req
852. WHO CAN THAT BE
WAY OUT HERE?Copy !req
853. HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.Copy !req
854. IF THAT'S YOUR CAR
PARKED DOWN BY THE ROAD,Copy !req
855. YOU BETTER CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
856. SOME BEARS ARE
HANGING AROUND IT.Copy !req
857. THANK YOU.
I WAS LEAVING ANYWAY.Copy !req
858. OK, BUT DON'T TAKE
TOO LONG.Copy !req
859. HAVE A SAFE,
FIRE-FREE DAY.Copy !req
860. GOOD JOB.Copy !req
861. I CAME AS SOON AS I RECEIVED
YOUR E-MAIL, MASTER JAKE.Copy !req
862. NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE
UP YOUR SLEEVECopy !req
863. TO GET ME INSIDE?Copy !req
864. NICE ENTRANCE.Copy !req
865. WHAT'S YOUR NAME
AGAIN?Copy !req
866. JAKE SPANKENHEIMER...Copy !req
867. YOUR GRANDSON.Copy !req
868. DOESN'T RING A BELL,Copy !req
869. BUT THANKS ANYWAY.Copy !req
870. DON'T THANK ME,
THANK DOOFUS.Copy !req
871. AND I SUPPOSE
THIS OVEREXCITED POOCHCopy !req
872. IS DOOFUS?Copy !req
873. AHA.Copy !req
874. GRANDMA, I DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME TO EXPLAIN,Copy !req
875. BUT WE'RE GOING
TO THE STORE.Copy !req
876. WHAT'S AT THE STORE?Copy !req
877. YOUR MEMORY.Copy !req
878. THIS IS SPANKENHEIMER'S.Copy !req
879. REMEMBER?Copy !req
880. YOUR ELF COSTUME.Copy !req
881. YOU'D WEAR IT
TO READ TO THE KIDSCopy !req
882. WHILE THEIR PARENTS
WERE SHOPPING.Copy !req
883. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
884. YOU REMEMBER!Copy !req
885. NO, THAT I WOULD WEAR
THAT SHADE OF GREENCopy !req
886. WITH MY COLORING.Copy !req
887. EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.Copy !req
888. TELL ME AGAIN
WHY I'M BAKING 2 CAKES.Copy !req
889. ONE'S
WITH YOUR RECIPE,Copy !req
890. THE OTHER USES
THE STUFF IN THE VIALCopy !req
891. I FOUND AT
COUSIN MEL'S CABIN.Copy !req
892. AND THIS IS YOUR FAMOUS
HOMEMADE FRUITCAKECopy !req
893. THAT, UH,
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKED.Copy !req
894. MMM. HMM.Copy !req
895. JAKE, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?Copy !req
896. GRANDMA, YOU REMEMBER!Copy !req
897. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
898. YOU LOST YOUR MEMORY,Copy !req
899. BUT NOW IT'S BACK.Copy !req
900. OH...Copy !req
901. IT FELT LIKE
I WAS IN A DREAM,Copy !req
902. AND YOU WERE IN IT
AND SANTA CLAUSCopy !req
903. AND—AND MRS. CLAUS.Copy !req
904. I THOUGHT I WAS IN HAWAII,Copy !req
905. ONLY IT WAS COLD.Copy !req
906. BUT IF EVERYTHING
YOU TOLD ME IS TRUE,Copy !req
907. WHY AREN'T WE
AT THE COURTHOUSECopy !req
908. TO PROVE THAT I'M OK?Copy !req
909. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.Copy !req
910. HAS THE JURY
REACHED A VERDICT?Copy !req
911. AHEM.Copy !req
912. YES, WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
913. IN THE MATTER OF
THE STATE VS. SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
914. WE, THE JURY, FIND—Copy !req
915. STOP!Copy !req
916. SANTA IS INNOCENT.Copy !req
917. I'M GRANDMA,
AND I'M NOT MISSING.Copy !req
918. I'M RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
919. THAT WOMAN IS A FRAUD.Copy !req
920. GRANDMA DOESN'T KNOW
WHO SHE IS.Copy !req
921. HONEYBUNCHES!Copy !req
922. GRANDMA!
MOM!Copy !req
923. ORDER IN THE COURT.
ORDER IN THE COURT.Copy !req
924. SINCE GRANDMA
ISN'T MISSING,Copy !req
925. I HEREBY RULE
THAT SANTA CLAUSCopy !req
926. IS INNOCENT OF CAUSING
HER DISAPPEARANCE.Copy !req
927. YOUR HONOR,Copy !req
928. THERE ARE STILL
THE CHARGESCopy !req
929. OF SLEIGH-HICULAR
HIT-AND-RUNCopy !req
930. AND LEAVING THE SCENE
OF AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
931. I CAN ANSWER THAT,
YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
932. IF YOU AND THE JURY WOULD
TASTE THIS FRUITCAKE...Copy !req
933. NO! DON'T!Copy !req
934. SHE OBJECTS!Copy !req
935. OVERRULED.
CONTINUE.Copy !req
936. THIS ONE WAS MADE
BY GRANDMACopy !req
937. USING HER SPECIAL
INGREDIENTS.Copy !req
938. TASTE IT AND
THEN COMPARE ITCopy !req
939. TO THE PIECES OF CAKECopy !req
940. FOUND AT THE SCENE
OF THE ALLEGED CRIME—Copy !req
941. STATE'S EVIDENCE
NUMBER 12.Copy !req
942. DO WE HAVE TO,
YOUR HONOR?Copy !req
943. GOOD QUESTION.Copy !req
944. DO WE HAVE TO?Copy !req
945. YES. I THINK
YOU WILL FINDCopy !req
946. A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THE TWO.Copy !req
947. ALL RIGHT.
IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE,Copy !req
948. WE EAT FRUITCAKE.Copy !req
949. NOW TASTE STATE'S
EVIDENCE NUMBER 12,Copy !req
950. FOUND WHERE GRANDMA
DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
951. SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?Copy !req
952. THESE PIECESCopy !req
953. HAD AN EXTRA
INGREDIENT IN THEMCopy !req
954. FROM THIS VIAL
OF BAD STUFFCopy !req
955. FOUND AT
COUSIN MEL'S CABIN.Copy !req
956. REINDEER!Copy !req
957. YOU SEE, YOUR HONOR,Copy !req
958. IT HAD THE EFFECT
OF REINDEER NIP.Copy !req
959. THAT'S WHY THE REINDEER
KNOCKED OVER GRANDMA.Copy !req
960. IT WASN'T SANTA'S
RECKLESS DRIVING.Copy !req
961. I, UH, COULDN'T
CONTROL MYSELF.Copy !req
962. THE BOY HAS DONE IT AGAIN.Copy !req
963. I RULE THAT SANTA
IS ALSO INNOCENTCopy !req
964. OF THE HIT-AND-RUN CHARGE.Copy !req
965. AND I SUPPOSE JAKE
HAS AN ANSWERCopy !req
966. TO THE CHARGE OF LEAVING
THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT?Copy !req
967. SLEIGH-HICULAR
NEGLIGENCE?Copy !req
968. DOOFUS DOES.
HE'S MY DOG.Copy !req
969. WHAT?
I OBJECT.Copy !req
970. LET'S HAVE IT.Copy !req
971. THIS IS A NOTECopy !req
972. SANTA LEFT
AT THE ACCIDENT SCENECopy !req
973. EXPLAINING EVERYTHING.Copy !req
974. DUST IT
FOR FINGERPRINTS.Copy !req
975. ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT.Copy !req
976. YES, YES, I DID IT.Copy !req
977. I HID THE NOTE.Copy !req
978. AND?Copy !req
979. AND I MADE GRANDPA SIGN OVER
HIS RIGHTS TO THE STORE.Copy !req
980. AND?Copy !req
981. I'M BEHIND
THIS EVIL TRIAL.Copy !req
982. AND?Copy !req
983. AND I HATE THE GOODY-GOODY
FEELINGS OF CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
984. ALL THIS CARIN'
AND SHARIN'.Copy !req
985. SO I KIDNAPPED GRANDMACopy !req
986. AND MADE SANTA CLAUS
THE FALL GUYCopy !req
987. SO I COULD GET
ALL HIS MONEY.Copy !req
988. HEY, I DESERVE TO BE RICH.Copy !req
989. ARREST THIS WOMAN
FOR OBSTRUCTING JUSTICECopy !req
990. AND ALMOST
RUINING CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
991. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
BEING SELFISH AND STUPID.Copy !req
992. BABE...
YOU'LL LOOK GREAT IN STRIPES.Copy !req
993. SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
994. YOU ARE HEREBY FOUND INNOCENT
OF ALL CHARGES.Copy !req
995. YOU ARE FREE TO GO!Copy !req
996. OOH, YEAH!Copy !req
997. MAY I SAY ONE THING,
YOUR HONOR?Copy !req
998. OF COURSE.Copy !req
999. JAKE...
YOUSAVED CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1000. GRANDMA, I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT YOUR STORE.Copy !req
1001. YOUNG MAN,Copy !req
1002. AFTER EVERYTHING
JAKE HAS GONE THROUGH,Copy !req
1003. DO YOU REALLY THINK
I'M GONNA SELL?Copy !req
1004. I DON'T WANT TO BUY IT.
I WANT TO FRANCHISE IT,Copy !req
1005. OPEN SPANKENHEIMER
GENERAL STORESCopy !req
1006. ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
1007. AND I WANT YOU
TO BE IN CHARGE.Copy !req
1008. YOU DID IT.Copy !req
1009. YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL
LITTLE BRO.Copy !req
1010. WE'RE SO PROUD
OF YOU, JAKE.Copy !req
1011. YOU NEVER GAVE UP,
EVEN WHEN THE REST OF US DID.Copy !req
1012. SO, JAKE, WHAT DO YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
1013. NOTHIN'.Copy !req
1014. I ALREADY GOT THE BEST
CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER.Copy !req
1015. I FEEL THE SAME WAY.Copy !req
1016. I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK,
GRANDMA.Copy !req
1017. ON, DONNER!
ON, BLITZEN!Copy !req
1018. ON, CUPID!
ON... THE REST OF YA!Copy !req
1019. WELL,
THAT'S THE STORY,Copy !req
1020. JUST THE WAY IT HAPPENED.Copy !req
1021. UH, HA HA HA, WAIT.Copy !req
1022. I LEFT OUT ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
1023. NOT THAT ONE!
IT'S COUSIN MEL'S!Copy !req
1024. WA-HA!Copy !req
1025. WHOA-HO!Copy !req
1026. WHAT?Copy !req
1027. OH, NO!
REINDEER NIP!Copy !req
1028. NOT AGAIN!Copy !req
1029. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
1030. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
1031. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
1032. HO HO HO!
iFELIZ NAVIDAD!Copy !req
1033. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA
, WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
1034. ? SHE'D BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH EGGNOG?Copy !req
1035. ? AND WE BEGGED HER
NOT TO GO?Copy !req
1036. ? BUT SHE FORGOT
HER MEDICATION?Copy !req
1037. ? AND SHE STAGGERED
OUT THE DOOR INTO THE SNOW?
?Copy !req
1038. ? WHEN WE FOUND HER
CHRISTMAS MORNING?Copy !req
1039. ? AT THE SCENE
OF THE ATTACK?Copy !req
1040. ? SHE HAD HOOFPRINTS?Copy !req
1041. ? ON HER FOREHEAD?Copy !req
1042. ? AND
INCRIMINATING?Copy !req
1043. ? CLAUS MARKS
ON HER BACK?Copy !req
1044. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
1045. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
1046. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
1047. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA?Copy !req
1048. ? WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
1049. ? NOW WE'RE ALL SO PROUD?Copy !req
1050. ? OF GRANDPA?Copy !req
1051. ? HE'S BEEN TAKING THIS
SO WELL?Copy !req
1052. ? SEE HIM IN THERE
WATCHING FOOTBALL?Copy !req
1053. ? DRINKING BEER AND PLAYING
CARDS WITH COUSIN MEL?Copy !req
1054. ? IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
1055. ? WITHOUT GRANDMA?Copy !req
1056. ? ALL THE FAMILY'S
DRESSED IN BLACK?Copy !req
1057. ? AND WE JUST CAN'T HELP
BUT WONDER?Copy !req
1058. ? SHOULD WE OPEN UP HER GIFTS
OR SEND THEM BACK?Copy !req
1059. ? SEND THEM BACK!Copy !req
1060. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
1061. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE?
?Copy !req
1062. ? CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
1063. ?
? YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
1064. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA?Copy !req
1065. ? WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
1066. ? NOW THE GOOSE
IS ON THE TABLE?Copy !req
1067. ? AND THE PUDDING
MADE OF FIG?Copy !req
1068. ? AHHHH?Copy !req
1069. ? AND THE BLUE
AND SILVER CANDLES?Copy !req
1070. ? THAT WOULD JUST HAVE MATCHED
THE HAIR IN GRANDMA'S WIG?Copy !req
1071. ? I WARNED ALL MY FRIENDS
AND NEIGHBORS?Copy !req
1072. ? BETTER WATCH OUT
FOR YOURSELVES?Copy !req
1073. ? THEY SHOULD NEVER
GIVE A LICENSE?Copy !req
1074. ? TO A MAN WHO DRIVES A SLEIGH
AND PLAYS WITH ELVES?Copy !req
1075. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
1076. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
1077. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
1078. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA
, WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
1079. ? SING IT, GRANDPA?Copy !req
1080. ? GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER?Copy !req
1081. ? WHOO?Copy !req
1082. ? WALKING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
1083. ? YOU CAN SAY THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?Copy !req
1084. ? WHOO HOO HOO HOO?Copy !req
1085. ? BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA
, WE BELIEVE?Copy !req
1086. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1087. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.Copy !req
1088. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req