1. Whee!Copy !req
2. It's like dodgems.Copy !req
3. - They handle like dodgems.
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. You think I can get away from the police
in a golf buggy?Copy !req
5. No.Copy !req
6. - I could try. Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
7. You caught some wicked air there.Copy !req
8. God, I wish I was actually on a beach,Copy !req
9. and I was able to just stroll
into the sea and cool off.Copy !req
10. This is making me quite, quite envious.Copy !req
11. This is the equivalent
of, like, being really hungryCopy !req
12. and watching a cooking show
or something.Copy !req
13. Let's try and see
if we can win some money, shall we?Copy !req
14. - What took you so long to call?
- Alright.Copy !req
15. Should I play "Impotent Rage"?Copy !req
16. Seems somehow appropriate.Copy !req
17. Bet. What do I do?Copy !req
18. Fuck it. Bet max. Come on.Copy !req
19. Now what do I do? Spin. Come on.Copy !req
20. Win, win, win.Copy !req
21. Hey, I fucking won.
Look at that.Copy !req
22. I won. I'm gonna go again.Copy !req
23. Spin.Copy !req
24. I can't stand
being disrespected like this.Copy !req
25. How're you doing?
Are you winning money?Copy !req
26. No.Copy !req
27. Alright, I'd better go as well,
actually, because...Copy !req
28. Yes, I need to actually accept
that I have childrenCopy !req
29. and look after them.Copy !req
30. My luck is gonna change now.Copy !req
31. Go on, seven, seven...
Oh, fuck's sake!Copy !req
32. This is just...Copy !req
33. too much like fucking life.Copy !req
34. Fuck's sake.Copy !req
35. I don't want to die!Copy !req
36. Fuck! Jesus!Copy !req
37. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
38. Bit of mindless violence.Copy !req
39. Anything that sort
of takes you away from the...Copy !req
40. What I could cheerfully callCopy !req
41. the crushing inevitability
of your pointless life.Copy !req
42. It's fine. Yeah.Copy !req
43. Oh, shit.Copy !req
44. Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
45. - Did they see us?
- It's alright. Go hide in here.Copy !req
46. Yes!Copy !req
47. Maybe we should get out the car.Copy !req
48. It's flashing.
Yeah, just run up these hills.Copy !req
49. - OK.
- Hold on.Copy !req
50. - OK.
- Go somewhere sort of...Copy !req
51. I find if you go somewhere
kind of rural, they...Copy !req
52. Well, they won't drive up here, will they?Copy !req
53. - They're looking for us. But...
- Oh, what's that over there?Copy !req
54. - Over where? What's what?
- Oh, I've got more...Copy !req
55. - It's like some kind of...
- Right, I'm clear.Copy !req
56. Ooh, look at this.Copy !req
57. Look at what?Copy !req
58. Look.Copy !req
59. It's like...Copy !req
60. - a massive kind of arena.
- Oh!Copy !req
61. My God, this is so cool.Copy !req
62. I wonder if you could actuallyCopy !req
63. stage something here.Copy !req
64. - What, like, put on a play?
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. Man, that looks so cool.Copy !req
66. Alright, do, do something.Copy !req
67. Do a...Copy !req
68. - Do a what?
- Like a...Copy !req
69. - A soliloquy or...?
- Yeah, a bit of Shakespeare.Copy !req
70. "Life's a walking shadow,
a poor playerCopy !req
71. that struts and frets his hour
upon the stageCopy !req
72. and then is heard no more.Copy !req
73. It is a tale told by an idiot...Copy !req
74. full of sound and fury,Copy !req
75. "signifying nothing."Copy !req
76. There you go.Copy !req
77. What is that one?Copy !req
78. Crowd invitation.Copy !req
79. OK. Oh, that's,
that is very appropriate, yeah.Copy !req
80. Well...Copy !req
81. you can't catch COVID in GTA,
I'll put it that way.Copy !req
82. Exactly.Copy !req
83. And anyway, it's an outdoor theater.
This is perfect.Copy !req
84. Yeah.Copy !req
85. It'd be difficult, mostly
because of the sort of generalized...Copy !req
86. Generally, you know,
people are violent in the game.Copy !req
87. - They blow stuff up and shoot people
- Yeah, but...Copy !req
88. because it's fun
and they can't do it in real life.Copy !req
89. People are violent...Copy !req
90. in Shakespeare. It's fucking brutal.Copy !req
91. Yes.Copy !req
92. Everyone...
Like, in Hamlet, everyone dies.Copy !req
93. Titus Andronicus, I mean.Copy !req
94. Yeah.Copy !req
95. It's perfect. Come on.Copy !req
96. Oh, someone's here. Look. Hi.
Oh, look, someone's turned up.Copy !req
97. Is that you? Hi.Copy !req
98. Someone's here, Mark.Copy !req
99. - Are you gonna come and watch our play?
- Have we?Copy !req
100. - Oh, yeah, yeah. He is.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
101. You can...
I mean, you could watch from there.Copy !req
102. It's a bit unorthodox. Or you...Copy !req
103. I recommend... yeah, that's it.Copy !req
104. Thank you for coming
to see our performance.Copy !req
105. It's nice to have an audience
even if it's just one.Copy !req
106. Right. OK. Oh, look,
we got another audience member here.Copy !req
107. This is Hamlet.
William Shakespeare's Hamlet.Copy !req
108. I believe this is the first time
it's ever been performedCopy !req
109. at the Vinewood Bowl.Copy !req
110. If I could just request that
you refrain from killing each other.Copy !req
111. And don't kill the actors either.Copy !req
112. Yes. Start. Start, Mark.Copy !req
113. You start.Copy !req
114. "Who's there?"Copy !req
115. "Nay, answer me.
Stand and unfold yourself."Copy !req
116. "Long live the king."Copy !req
117. "Bernardo?"Copy !req
118. "He."Copy !req
119. "You come most carefully
upon your hour."Copy !req
120. "'Tis now struck twelve."Copy !req
121. "Get thee to bed, Francisco."Copy !req
122. "For this relief much thanks.
'Tis bitter cold, and I am sick at heart."Copy !req
123. "Have you had quiet guard?"Copy !req
124. "Not a mouse stirring."Copy !req
125. "Well, good night.Copy !req
126. If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
the rivals of my watch,Copy !req
127. "bid them make haste."Copy !req
128. "I think I hear them.Copy !req
129. "Stand ho. Who's there?"Copy !req
130. "Friends to this ground," I think.Copy !req
131. I don't think so.Copy !req
132. "And liegemen to the Dane."Copy !req
133. Shit, that's the fucking police.Copy !req
134. "Oh, farewell, honest soldier.
Who hast relieved you?"Copy !req
135. "Bernardo has my place.
Give you good night."Copy !req
136. "Holla, Bernardo."Copy !req
137. Oh, shit.Copy !req
138. - "Say what, is Horatio there?"
- Fuck!Copy !req
139. Alright. We did pretty well
to get as far as we did there.Copy !req
140. The fucking cops turned
up in a helicopter!Copy !req
141. What does a filmmaker
in GTA look like?Copy !req
142. Well, you can choose.Copy !req
143. Do I choose one
that looks like my mother?Copy !req
144. If you like.Copy !req
145. - So, I wouldn't go too...
- No.Copy !req
146. Oh, my God! I mean, I...Copy !req
147. I would like to look
slightly like Tilda Swinton, to be honest.Copy !req
148. That's quite cool.Copy !req
149. You know what?
I am so sick of Hackney.Copy !req
150. This is gonna be a great escape.Copy !req
151. It's like going on holiday, isn't it?
Without going on holiday.Copy !req
152. Oh, my God, who's he?Copy !req
153. I'm gonna mess you up.Copy !req
154. Fuck!Copy !req
155. - This is a joke!
- Are you alright?Copy !req
156. Yeah, someone just tried
to steal my car, so I just kinda killed—Copy !req
157. It's not your car, to be fair.Copy !req
158. - I'm a grown, big-ass woman.
- I wanna meet you in the session,Copy !req
159. and then you can come to my apartment.Copy !req
160. - Ooh, OK. What happens there?
- Yeah. Oh, anything.Copy !req
161. Oh, my God.
It's like going out with you again.Copy !req
162. Like we're just starting a relationship.Copy !req
163. I'm just like, you know,
we just started datingCopy !req
164. and you're taking me to your place.Copy !req
165. It's quite exciting.Copy !req
166. Can you make me a drink?Copy !req
167. If you just come up here.Copy !req
168. How do I slap your arse?Copy !req
169. You're really...Copy !req
170. - I don't think you can do that.
- Yeah, I quite fancy you, actually.Copy !req
171. It's quite romantic up here.
Don't you think?Copy !req
172. - It is. It's really romantic.
- You think?Copy !req
173. Sam...Copy !req
174. Are you... Are you OK?Copy !req
175. Yeah, I'm...
Well, I mean, not really.Copy !req
176. No, it's...Copy !req
177. It's shit. Everything's shit.
I have nothing now.Copy !req
178. What about that coding course
you're doing, though?Copy !req
179. Yeah, it's likeCopy !req
180. that government advert they put outCopy !req
181. with that picture of a ballet dancer,
and it says,Copy !req
182. "Fatima is now retraining in tech."Copy !req
183. And I just see that
and it just is a knife through my heart,Copy !req
184. because that's me, I am Fatima,Copy !req
185. and my dreams, and Fatima's dreams,Copy !req
186. have been ripped away from them.Copy !req
187. I know.Copy !req
188. You're both fucked.Copy !req
189. Are you interviewing both of us together
at the same time here?Copy !req
190. I am. Yeah.Copy !req
191. Do you think thatCopy !req
192. doing a production of Hamlet
inside GTA is achievable?Copy !req
193. Short answer is no.Copy !req
194. I think...Copy !req
195. No! I think it's a terrible idea,Copy !req
196. but I definitely think
we should try and do it.Copy !req
197. The first sort of obstacle we found
is that we can't do it just the two of us.Copy !req
198. No. We can do a certain bit,
which we've done.Copy !req
199. But if we're gonna try
and push it further, and—Copy !req
200. - We need more people.
- We need more people.Copy !req
201. You can't do a full production
of Hamlet with two actors.Copy !req
202. It might be quite interesting
to approach just random peopleCopy !req
203. who normally play this gameCopy !req
204. to drive around and commit crimes
and do sort of violent thingsCopy !req
205. and see if they'd be interested in that.Copy !req
206. Watch it! There's a dude.
There's someone coming up to us here.Copy !req
207. Where? Oh, hi.
He might want to be in our show.Copy !req
208. So, listen.Copy !req
209. We're gonna try
and do a play, a production.Copy !req
210. A Shakespeare production.Copy !req
211. Hey, hey. No! Oh!Copy !req
212. He came to pulverize us.Copy !req
213. of actors performingCopy !req
214. in a Shakespeare play.Copy !req
215. In GTA.Copy !req
216. You crazy, no?Copy !req
217. Yes. Yes, a little.Copy !req
218. A little crazy, yes. A little.Copy !req
219. You kill me.Copy !req
220. - No, you killed me, Co3lho.
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. - I feel we're getting somewhere.
- It's too prone to violence.Copy !req
222. I think we're getting somewhere.Copy !req
223. No, we're not.Copy !req
224. OK. This is much, much harder
than I thought it was gonna be.Copy !req
225. Is this insane?Copy !req
226. It's madness.Copy !req
227. I tell you what, should we go andCopy !req
228. chill out in my apartment or something?Copy !req
229. Yeah, that's an idea.Copy !req
230. I'd better go in.Copy !req
231. I might have a quick...Copy !req
232. Oh, my God.
I've got a friend request from Co3lho.Copy !req
233. - Co3lho?
- No way.Copy !req
234. Why don't you invite him to the apartment?Copy !req
235. Enter! Enter!Copy !req
236. - He's not gonna kill us, is he?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
237. Yes, enter!Copy !req
238. No. No porno, no porno.Copy !req
239. No porno, no.Copy !req
240. We are making a documentaryCopy !req
241. about me trying to set up
a Shakespeare production.Copy !req
242. Mark is gonna do
a little bit of ShakespeareCopy !req
243. just to show you the kind of thing
we're gonna be doing.Copy !req
244. Co3lho, look at me.Copy !req
245. "Tomorrow and tomorrow
and tomorrowCopy !req
246. creeps in this petty pace
from day to day.Copy !req
247. And all our yesterdays have
lighted fools their way to dusty death.Copy !req
248. Out, out, brief candle.Copy !req
249. Life is a walking shadow.Copy !req
250. A poor player that struts
and frets his hour upon the stageCopy !req
251. and then is heard no more.Copy !req
252. It is a tale told by an idiotCopy !req
253. full of sound and furyCopy !req
254. "signifying nothing."Copy !req
255. Is he gone?Copy !req
256. - Yeah, he's gone.
- OK.Copy !req
257. He's left.Copy !req
258. Do you think... Is this something
that we need to work on, guys?Copy !req
259. Our delivery?Copy !req
260. I don't know.
I mean, I didn't really...Copy !req
261. I have to say, Mark, I...Copy !req
262. I thought that was really beautiful.Copy !req
263. I thought that was
absolutely gorgeous, actually.Copy !req
264. I didn't stick to the iambic
pentameter. Maybe he didn't like that.Copy !req
265. Yeah, fuck that. No...
Yeah, maybe he's a purist.Copy !req
266. Is anyone actually...Copy !req
267. gonna learn a Shakespeare speech...Copy !req
268. and come and audition for us? I mean,Copy !req
269. seeing what people are like in here,
do we think...Copy !req
270. Is that really gonna happen?Copy !req
271. Well, there's probably
a Venn diagram of,Copy !req
272. you know, people who play GTA
and people who like Shakespeare,Copy !req
273. and the crossover is very small.Copy !req
274. It'd be nice
if they weren't two posh blokes.Copy !req
275. Yeah.Copy !req
276. Two white, 40-something blokes.Copy !req
277. Maybe we could actually make
a sort of recruitment videoCopy !req
278. on the beach, like, over here.Copy !req
279. It's, like, a nice spot.Copy !req
280. Yeah!Copy !req
281. And we can actually,
yeah, we can film something.Copy !req
282. - You know, we've got our filmmaker here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
283. We could have a video,
we can post it online,Copy !req
284. and then people can see it
and respond to it.Copy !req
285. Yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
286. - OK. Set up the shot.
- OK.Copy !req
287. - OK.
- Hang on. OK. Let's...Copy !req
288. Yeah. Let's set up the shot.Copy !req
289. OK, are we happy, does it look good?
We happy?Copy !req
290. - Yes, yes.
- Go! Go, let's do it now.Copy !req
291. Yes? OK. OK.Copy !req
292. Oh, shit. Are they after you?
Are you killing them, Mark?Copy !req
293. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll hold them off. I'll hold them off.Copy !req
294. - OK.
- OK.Copy !req
295. We are putting on a production
of Hamlet for the first time ever.Copy !req
296. It's gonna be put on here
in Next-Gen GTA Online, in Los Santos.Copy !req
297. And we are looking for actors.Copy !req
298. So, if you've always wanted your chanceCopy !req
299. to strut your Shakespearean shit
on a virtual stage,Copy !req
300. come and audition.Copy !req
301. Details below.Copy !req
302. Fuck, we've got the police
trying to stop us.Copy !req
303. You can't stop art, motherfuckers.Copy !req
304. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
305. Oh, shit. They got me.Copy !req
306. Me, too.Copy !req
307. Fuck.Copy !req
308. Oh, my God.
They're really coming down now. Look.Copy !req
309. Rappel SWAT team.Copy !req
310. - OK.
- OK.Copy !req
311. Whoa.Copy !req
312. It does look good
from up here, doesn't it?Copy !req
313. This looks fucking awesome.
I mean...Copy !req
314. So, I've parked the car
down there already, as you can see.Copy !req
315. Oh, nice.Copy !req
316. - Yeah—
- My car! My car!Copy !req
317. - Well, yeah.
- Just to say.Copy !req
318. - You changed it so I could drive it.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
319. But I just want everyone to know
that the nice car is actually mine.Copy !req
320. Alright.Copy !req
321. Yanno, I don't get to—Copy !req
322. In real life, I have a Prius.Copy !req
323. Alright.
Well, let's see who else is here.Copy !req
324. There's someone in the session
called FKen776.Copy !req
325. Yeah. And who else is there?Copy !req
326. DJPhil89.Copy !req
327. We've got some
audience members, guys.Copy !req
328. - We've got some audience members.
- Oh, they're just NPCs.Copy !req
329. Don't worry about them.Copy !req
330. Well, this is the only two—
Oh, my God! FKen776 left.Copy !req
331. - Wow!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
332. - FKen didn't like the sound of that.
- OK.Copy !req
333. So, I think that's a, that's a no.Copy !req
334. Right.
This isn't going very well.Copy !req
335. Can you just give me...
Can you give me one second?Copy !req
336. I'm really desperate for a wee. Sorry.Copy !req
337. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
338. - No worries.
- OK, I'll be back.Copy !req
339. How have you been, then,
Mark?Copy !req
340. Have you been doing sad things?Copy !req
341. Yeah, I had to go to
Holland for a funeral.Copy !req
342. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
343. Yeah, it's alright.
It's my dad's sister.Copy !req
344. - So, you know, it's a bit...
- Yeah.Copy !req
345. They're a bit tricky, these things,
nowadays, really.Copy !req
346. She was my last living blood relative.Copy !req
347. Really?Copy !req
348. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
349. Yeah. So...Copy !req
350. Yeah, it's just me left, you know.Copy !req
351. Oh, Mark.
I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
352. Yeah. It's alright.
Play your violins and all that.Copy !req
353. But I think it's why I think I found,Copy !req
354. you know, pandemic, the lockdown,
and everything a little bit hard.Copy !req
355. I think a lot of people kind of shrunk
into their sort of family bubbles.Copy !req
356. And I didn't really have one.Copy !req
357. And I don't have a partner,
I don't have kids, and you know...Copy !req
358. I've always played games quite a lot, but
I kind of got into them more in lockdown,Copy !req
359. because it's something
you can either do on your own,Copy !req
360. or, as we're doing,
you can connect to people online,Copy !req
361. even if your kind of, yanno, social
schedules don't necessarily match up,Copy !req
362. that kind of thing.Copy !req
363. Anyone coming?Copy !req
364. - Anyone?
- Doesn't look like it.Copy !req
365. There were only two other people,
one's left,Copy !req
366. and the other one, DJPhil,
is, so far, unresponsive.Copy !req
367. - Oh, hang on. Is that DJPhil?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
368. Oh, OK. DJPhil? Hello. Is that you?Copy !req
369. OK. They're not talking.Copy !req
370. That could be a problem
if they're gonna...Copy !req
371. They may not have a mic.Copy !req
372. Alright. They're coming this way.Copy !req
373. OK. DJPhil, don't shoot us, please.
Don't shoot us.Copy !req
374. Yeah.Copy !req
375. - Please don't shoot us.
- We're in peace.Copy !req
376. - Wow, OK. They're pretty violent.
- OK, shit.Copy !req
377. DJPhil, I'm quite scared of DJ—Copy !req
378. OK, DJPhil,
please don't do that to us.Copy !req
379. - OK, OK, OK.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
380. - OK.
- Hello. Hi!Copy !req
381. Hi, DJPhil, that person you hit
has come to hit you back.Copy !req
382. Oh, oh. OK, DJ—Copy !req
383. - No, no, no, DJ, I'm gonna get this...
- Alright.Copy !req
384. Let's kill this guy,
'cause he's gonna get DJPhil.Copy !req
385. - OK.
- Right.Copy !req
386. Do we have to kill him
or can we just sort of...Copy !req
387. - I think so.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
388. - Sorry, but...
- Sam, you just,Copy !req
389. you just knocked that guy out by kicking—Copy !req
390. - Wah, that's me! Alright.
- Sorry. I know.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry, but I just—Copy !req
392. I think you just killed this guy
by stamping on the back of his leg.Copy !req
393. How did you do that?Copy !req
394. I was just very excited to have
someone come who might want to—Copy !req
395. DJPhil, did you hear the shout-out?Copy !req
396. So, did you maybe see the video
that Sam made and put out?Copy !req
397. - I did, so...
- He put out a recruitment video.Copy !req
398. - OK. There you go.
- Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
399. I'm just gonna try and get
a little bit of control going over here.Copy !req
400. - Oh, OK.
- That's good.Copy !req
401. Have you not played GTA
very much?Copy !req
402. Not very much. Not very much.Copy !req
403. - OK.
- No.Copy !req
404. I'm a literary agent
and a mum, and I love Hamlet,Copy !req
405. and it seems like my only opportunityCopy !req
406. to actually audition
for Hamlet at the momentCopy !req
407. is to jump onto my nephew's GTA.Copy !req
408. - Oh, wow.
- OK.Copy !req
409. Shit, someone's actually
responded, Mark.Copy !req
410. OK. Right. Hi, DJPhil.Copy !req
411. Trying to get
a good view of you guys.Copy !req
412. "What I have done that might your nature,
honor, and exception roughly awake,Copy !req
413. I here proclaim was madness.Copy !req
414. Was it Hamlet wronged Laertes?Copy !req
415. Never Hamlet.Copy !req
416. If Hamlet from himself be ta'en awayCopy !req
417. and when he's not himself
does wrong Laertes,Copy !req
418. then Hamlet does it not.Copy !req
419. I embrace it freely and will
this brother's wager frankly play.Copy !req
420. "Give us the foils. Come on."Copy !req
421. "Come,Copy !req
422. "one for me."Copy !req
423. Alright, alright, alright.
Boom, boom!Copy !req
424. Oh, shit. You got me.Copy !req
425. DJPhil shot-gunned me.Copy !req
426. It's interesting
how funny people find itCopy !req
427. when they shoot each other in this game.Copy !req
428. Oh! Come on quick,
let's get Claudius.Copy !req
429. She was amazing, right?
I think she'd be like a really good—Copy !req
430. - If we're gonna cross gender...
- Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
431. I mean, could be a really good Laertes,
actually, I think.Copy !req
432. - Yep.
- Let's get her—Copy !req
433. Let's jump out at her,
let's surprise her,Copy !req
434. and just say, "Listen, hey,
we wanna cast you."Copy !req
435. Hey, hey, hey! Look who it is!Copy !req
436. DJPhilCopy !req
437. or Nemonie, how's it going?Copy !req
438. No, it's not Nemonie.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. No, that's my aunt.Copy !req
441. - Your aunt?
- Yes.Copy !req
442. What have you done with your aunt?Copy !req
443. Well... I'm working awayCopy !req
444. and she's returning to London.Copy !req
445. So, she won't be able to...Copy !req
446. like, use your account again in future?Copy !req
447. Bit of a shame.Copy !req
448. Shit.Copy !req
449. So, sort of roughly, do you know
how many people we're expecting?Copy !req
450. I think you said some random
from Instagram? Or not?Copy !req
451. Well, yes, I did say that.Copy !req
452. But...Copy !req
453. - But...
- Here we are, here's Mark.Copy !req
454. - So, we are waiting...
- One other person, right?Copy !req
455. Yeah, for Nora,
who is a GTA role player.Copy !req
456. She looks quite sort of glamorous.Copy !req
457. - Here you are.
- Hey!Copy !req
458. Hey!Copy !req
459. Welcome. Welcome to this crazy thing
that we're doing, by the way.Copy !req
460. Like, I'm a retail person, so, like...
I work in retail,Copy !req
461. so it's really nothing fancy,
I actually hate it.Copy !req
462. And acting is something
that I've really wanted to do.Copy !req
463. I did actually do Hamlet in Year 9.Copy !req
464. Oh, really?Copy !req
465. OK.Copy !req
466. "Blasted with ecstasy.Copy !req
467. O, woe is me
T'have seen what I have seen,Copy !req
468. "see what I see!"Copy !req
469. - That was so good!
- Can I just say, like...Copy !req
470. for someone who just literally
read that, having not...Copy !req
471. You speak it really, really beautifully.Copy !req
472. Thank you.Copy !req
473. - Yeah!
- Yeah.Copy !req
474. Hi.Copy !req
475. Whoa! That's...Copy !req
476. That's quite an entrance.Copy !req
477. Righty-ho!Copy !req
478. Hi, Nemo, how's it going?Copy !req
479. Hi.Copy !req
480. That's quite a swag
you've got going there.Copy !req
481. Thank you. It's a...Copy !req
482. modern take on Mercutio.Copy !req
483. OK, cool, I like it.Copy !req
484. You can call me Shah.Copy !req
485. I haven't ever auditioned for a play.Copy !req
486. I've never done Shakespeare in my life.Copy !req
487. So, I'm Tilly.
I'm originally from Cumbria.Copy !req
488. Evening, all. I'm Sam.Copy !req
489. But my...
my primary gig these daysCopy !req
490. is full-time house dad.Copy !req
491. So, my name's Gareth.
My online handle is Turkomas.Copy !req
492. I am a life-long gamer,
nerd and Shakespeare fan.Copy !req
493. Online you have no idea what I look like,Copy !req
494. but I have a face
for radio and a voice for mime.Copy !req
495. So, I was never going to play
the romantic lead.Copy !req
496. Well, I'm a historic cook.Copy !req
497. I was originally
an apprentice Tudor roaster.Copy !req
498. And I roasted beef on the fireCopy !req
499. in Hampton Court Palace
in the Great Kitchen for a few years.Copy !req
500. So why don't I introduce myself?
Sure. I am Jen.Copy !req
501. I'm best known as Pharah in Overwatch,
if you're another gamer.Copy !req
502. - Oh, my God!
- No way!Copy !req
503. - Yeah. So that—
- No way!Copy !req
504. Oh, my God. You have killed me with
your rockets from the sky so many times.Copy !req
505. "I am thy father's spiritCopy !req
506. doomed for a certain term
to walk the night,Copy !req
507. and for the day,
confined to fast in fires.Copy !req
508. Fare thee well at once.Copy !req
509. The glowworm shows the matin
to be nearCopy !req
510. and 'gins to pale
his uneffectual fire.Copy !req
511. Adieu. Adieu.Copy !req
512. "Remember me."Copy !req
513. - Oh, my God! Amazing!
- Nice!Copy !req
514. Wow!Copy !req
515. - Commit suicide at the end?
- Whoo!Copy !req
516. And there is a random person
in the session who's,Copy !req
517. going to come and join us too,
and we'll see how that goes.Copy !req
518. I think this might be him over here.Copy !req
519. He's dressed like an alien.Copy !req
520. - ParTebMosMir.
- Alright, OK.Copy !req
521. - There he is! Whoo-hoo.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
522. - He's got a flash ride.
- Fucking hell! Look at this dude.Copy !req
523. - Hey, man!
- Wow.Copy !req
524. - Is he gonna...?
- I love his outfit.Copy !req
525. - Should we make friends with him?
- It's so cool.Copy !req
526. We're putting on
a production of HamletCopy !req
527. and we're doing some auditions today.Copy !req
528. So you're welcome to audition if you want.Copy !req
529. - Or you could just watch.
- Yes.Copy !req
530. - Do you want to audition?
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
531. - Do you wanna audition?
- With my ass, baby!Copy !req
532. Yeah, audition with your ass! OK.Copy !req
533. Do you know... Do you...? Do you know
any Shakespeare speeches?Copy !req
534. - What you gonna do?
- Yes.Copy !req
535. - Picking my fucking nose and doing drugs!
- OK.Copy !req
536. Like this. Then you hit me.
Hit me now. Let's go.Copy !req
537. You fucking... You broke my teeth.
Now I need to go buy gold one.Copy !req
538. OK. ParTeb.Copy !req
539. ParTeb, would you like
to do your Shakespeare speech?Copy !req
540. I didn't find any.
I don't understand how I find that.Copy !req
541. Listen, I tell you what,
while you Google one,Copy !req
542. Lizzie, do you want to have a go?Copy !req
543. Thank you
for your patience, Lizzie.Copy !req
544. That's alright. All good.Copy !req
545. Lizzie, can you tell us
a bit about yourself, please?Copy !req
546. Or Woffdawg,
however you want to be called.Copy !req
547. Hello. Yeah. I am, I am Lizzie
aka Woffdawg in game.Copy !req
548. And I am an actor and a voice artist.Copy !req
549. And I live in London...Copy !req
550. London, wow!Copy !req
551. Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
552. - Go for it.
- Alright.Copy !req
553. "Our course will seem too bloody,
Caius Cassius,Copy !req
554. to cut the head off
and then hack the limbs,Copy !req
555. it's like wrath in death
and envy afterwards,Copy !req
556. and Anthony is but a limb of Caesar.Copy !req
557. Let's kill him boldly,
but not wrathfully.Copy !req
558. Caius, we all stand
against the spirit of Caesar,Copy !req
559. and in the spirit of men,
there is no blood.Copy !req
560. O, that we can then come by
Caesar's spirit and not dismember Caesar,Copy !req
561. but, alas,Copy !req
562. "Caesar must bleed for it."Copy !req
563. That was nice.
That was great. That was brilliant.Copy !req
564. That's so cool. That looked fucking cool.
Looked good, right?Copy !req
565. Yeah, you caught me,
you caught me, actually...Copy !req
566. Concentrate. You know I have ADHD
so I don't concentrate,Copy !req
567. but you actually caught me
concentrating on you.Copy !req
568. - Wow. That is...
- I have ADHD, too. Yes, friend!Copy !req
569. Really?Copy !req
570. That's really good.
That's good feedback.Copy !req
571. - That's amazing feedback.
- That's great feedback.Copy !req
572. Whenever you're ready, ParTeb.Copy !req
573. Just because we never know when someone's
gonna come and throw a rock at us.Copy !req
574. So I'd say go.
You can do anything.Copy !req
575. It's hard.
My English is not so, no, no.Copy !req
576. Can I just say, ParTeb?
Your English is amazing.Copy !req
577. Can I ask where you're from, ParTeb?Copy !req
578. - Your English is perfect.
- Can I ask where you're from?Copy !req
579. So, originally from Tunisia.Copy !req
580. I am Arabic, but half from Finland.Copy !req
581. Half from Finland,
and half from Tunisia?Copy !req
582. - Oh, OK.
- Cool.Copy !req
583. Can you just say...Copy !req
584. Just while you're
doing your dance, just try saying like,Copy !req
585. "To be or not to be.
That is the question."Copy !req
586. Okay... That's good.Copy !req
587. OK.Copy !req
588. I have my own speech, if it's OK.Copy !req
589. I can say...Copy !req
590. Recite Qur'an.Copy !req
591. Recite some of Qur'an?Copy !req
592. Well, we would love
to hear that if you,Copy !req
593. if you have a section of it memorized,Copy !req
594. and you have an emote for it or something.Copy !req
595. "I seek refuge in
Allah from the outcast SatanCopy !req
596. In the name of Allah,
the Most Gracious, the Most MercifulCopy !req
597. Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seekCopy !req
598. Guide us in the straight pathCopy !req
599. The way of those on whom
Thou hast bestowed Thy GraceCopy !req
600. "Those whose portion is not wrath,
and who go not astray"Copy !req
601. Amen.Copy !req
602. Adiós, amigos. Yeah.Copy !req
603. - Oh, that was beautiful.
- That was beautiful.Copy !req
604. Thank you, ParTeb.Copy !req
605. Thank you very much.Copy !req
606. Yes, I'm Dipo, Dollah101.Copy !req
607. I heard about this through MarkCopy !req
608. 'cause I play football with him,
every Monday.Copy !req
609. Yeah, whenever you're ready,
in your own time, go for it.Copy !req
610. "No, Iago, I'll see before I doubt;Copy !req
611. when I doubt, prove.Copy !req
612. And on the proof,Copy !req
613. there is no more but this.Copy !req
614. Away at once with loveCopy !req
615. "or jealousy."Copy !req
616. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
617. Love it!Copy !req
618. OK, I think this, calls for champagne, right?Copy !req
619. I think so.
Geez. I mean that, that went...Copy !req
620. that went like way better than I thought,
I'll be brutally honest.Copy !req
621. Like the standard was so high.
That was ridiculous.Copy !req
622. Dipo was unreal. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
623. I think I kind of think he's gotta,Copy !req
624. he's gotta play Hamlet.Copy !req
625. What I really like
about Dipo is thatCopy !req
626. he has such great control over his voiceCopy !req
627. Yeah.Copy !req
628. So he's like, he speaks sort of
softly, but there's a sort of power to it.Copy !req
629. He was just so kind of centered
and you just... It drew us in.Copy !req
630. I mean, people fucking turned up, Mark.Copy !req
631. I know. Like, what the hell?Copy !req
632. Yes. I mean, I cannot believe it.
Like, and they were so fucking good.Copy !req
633. That just... OK.Copy !req
634. We're getting going.Copy !req
635. - Sometimes it takes a while.
- Yep.Copy !req
636. Pinny, don't reveal the secrets
of our boudoir, please.Copy !req
637. Whay! Whoo!Copy !req
638. I want to see what you think
of if we came in here,Copy !req
639. what this would be likeCopy !req
640. - as an entrance.
- Good to see you, boss.Copy !req
641. Oh, shit.
You've got Elsinore up there.Copy !req
642. Yeah.Copy !req
643. How did you do that?Copy !req
644. 'Cause you can change
the name of your organization.Copy !req
645. Oh! That... Dude, that is amazing.Copy !req
646. - That's fucking cool.
- What's cooking?Copy !req
647. I mean, it cost me $250,000.
You know, I think it's worth it.Copy !req
648. Hey, man!Copy !req
649. OK, so, guys, yeah.Copy !req
650. This is my office.
Help yourself to a drink.Copy !req
651. There's wine over here if you like.Copy !req
652. Is someone trying to blow up our office?Copy !req
653. I've chosen
to do shit-faced Shakespeare.Copy !req
654. OK.
My God, Dipo, go easy! OK...Copy !req
655. Can I just ask who Haklin90 is?Copy !req
656. Are they joining us for the rehearsal?Copy !req
657. - OK.
- The person in the red shorts.Copy !req
658. Oh, my God, everyone's just
coming here getting drunk.Copy !req
659. Oh, Dipo! You need to sober up, man!Copy !req
660. Dipo's absolutely wasted!Copy !req
661. Supposed
to be performing in Hamlet.Copy !req
662. Oh, my God. OK.Copy !req
663. Can I be the Harry Potter?Copy !req
664. Harry Potter? OK.Copy !req
665. It's not...Copy !req
666. Harry Potter is not in helmet... Hamlet?Copy !req
667. No,
Harry Potter's not in Hamlet, no.Copy !req
668. Not in this version.Copy !req
669. Would you like to come and watch
a production of Hamlet?Copy !req
670. I don't have time now, actually.Copy !req
671. Fair enough.Copy !req
672. Alright. Fair enough.
Shall we just get on with it, OK?Copy !req
673. I mean, this is not just a big piss up
and, you know... Shall we have a go?Copy !req
674. - Let's just...
- Shall we have a stumble through?Copy !req
675. Does everyone have a copy
of the edited script?Copy !req
676. I'm really excited actually.Copy !req
677. Like everyone involved in this
is just really, really fucking talented,Copy !req
678. and I'm so pleased
that we've got you involved.Copy !req
679. And on a general safeguarding issue,Copy !req
680. I know it's a little bit weird
to be doing Hamlet in GTA.Copy !req
681. We want all the rehearsal spaces
to be a safe, comfortable environment.Copy !req
682. Yeah. Like when you're getting shot
or something like that, you know.Copy !req
683. "It is a nipping and an eager air."Copy !req
684. "What hour now?"Copy !req
685. "I think it lacks of 12."Copy !req
686. "Mark me."Copy !req
687. "I will."Copy !req
688. "My hour is almost come,Copy !req
689. "when I, to sulphurous and
tormenting flames, must render up myself."Copy !req
690. "... my memory I'll wipe away all
trivial fond records, all saws of books,Copy !req
691. all forms, all pressures past, that youthCopy !req
692. "and observation copied there..."Copy !req
693. Oh, FredDog. No, no, no!Copy !req
694. Don't kill him. He's Hamlet.Copy !req
695. Yo! Oh...Copy !req
696. - FredDog!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
697. Fucking... Oh, man.Copy !req
698. - FredDog, you absolute swine!
- Oh, you dick!Copy !req
699. And this is the stuff
we need to discover as we go along,Copy !req
700. and we will discover,
in the rehearsal process,Copy !req
701. moments that are dangerous
where, shit, that could be interrupted,Copy !req
702. you know, someone could fuck us up there,
things like that.Copy !req
703. Dipo, sorry to be interrupted.Copy !req
704. "That this too too solid flesh would melt,
thaw and resolve itself into a dew!Copy !req
705. Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
his canon 'gainst self-slaughter!Copy !req
706. O God! God!Copy !req
707. "How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
seem to me all the uses of this world!"Copy !req
708. Yeah. It's good.
Your instincts are good, Dipo.Copy !req
709. Whenever there's a new thought,
that's a good placeCopy !req
710. to put a move or an emote
or something to kind of emphasize it.Copy !req
711. Actually focusing on the technical
right now is a lot more useful.Copy !req
712. - OK, cool.
- Sure.Copy !req
713. It's so hard to...Copy !req
714. to just do, just to find any sort of flow.Copy !req
715. There we go.Copy !req
716. "I have of late
wherefore I know not..."Copy !req
717. Oh, sorry. That is fucking great!Copy !req
718. But if you don't kill yourself.Copy !req
719. What do you want from them?Copy !req
720. You just want them to come?Copy !req
721. We need to get the big boys along.Copy !req
722. Dear National Theatre...Copy !req
723. Oh, hi. Yeah.
Can I speak to the head of digital.Copy !req
724. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
725. Yeah, it's Sam Crane.Copy !req
726. Sam Crane.Copy !req
727. Yeah. No, no, no. He said he was gonna
get back to me and he hasn't. So...Copy !req
728. Good car. Very impressive.Copy !req
729. I think maybe we could do
the beginning of the play.Copy !req
730. Down here, as you come down here,
we get down to the metro station.Copy !req
731. Oh. Like in the subway?Copy !req
732. And like all that stuff,
like, "Who's there?"Copy !req
733. And it could be like a fucking
metro train coming, you know...Copy !req
734. I guess
there's a certain atmosphere.Copy !req
735. Oh, OK. Thanks. Goodbye.Copy !req
736. A crowded train is not an
excuse for inappropriate...Copy !req
737. This is a bit like Canada Water.Copy !req
738. Yeah, I think
the whole kind of like...Copy !req
739. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
740. Here comes Dipo.Copy !req
741. I've actually never even
been here before. It's really, really...Copy !req
742. - It's so cool. It's really, really nice.
- Nor have I.Copy !req
743. While everybody's here...Copy !req
744. And you know what, let me just sayCopy !req
745. you know, your quality you have
as Hamlet, it's really special.Copy !req
746. Cool. Thanks, guys.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.Copy !req
747. But what I wanted to come and just...Copy !req
748. I guess I just talk
to you guys about is...Copy !req
749. really enjoyingCopy !req
750. what we've been doing so far,
and it's been really, really funCopy !req
751. to explore Hamlet in this way.Copy !req
752. In my actual life
as an actual human being,Copy !req
753. I've actually managed
to get myself a job recently.Copy !req
754. I think, I'm just getting the schedules
through and everything,Copy !req
755. I just don't think
I'll be able to do HamletCopy !req
756. as well as do that production as well.Copy !req
757. Just don't think
I'll be able to give you the timeCopy !req
758. that you need to play Hamlet in this, production.Copy !req
759. - Thoughts? Queries? Questions?
- Right...Copy !req
760. Right. OK. Well, that does throw
a spanner in the works slightly,Copy !req
761. but we can work around that.Copy !req
762. But just to be clear, though, so you won't
have the time to play Hamlet,Copy !req
763. but we can still use you
in like a smaller part?Copy !req
764. Yeah, yeah, for sure.Copy !req
765. Like if there's smaller parts that are
manageable that you guys have available.Copy !req
766. Well, thank you
for letting us know. Totally understand.Copy !req
767. Congratulations on your real job.Copy !req
768. My real life!Copy !req
769. Yeah.
We totally, we totally understand.Copy !req
770. Like I said, you know, if...Copy !req
771. if anyone wanted to hire us,
we'd do the same, but, yeah...Copy !req
772. That was great.
I'm really, really happy for you, man.Copy !req
773. That's... it's really cool.Copy !req
774. Oh, thank you. Oh, my God.
Is that... Sorry, complete sidetrack.Copy !req
775. - Is that an actual train?
- Yeah. Yeah...Copy !req
776. Is it like so much of a dick move
if I just go and get on this train?Copy !req
777. Because... where does it even take you?
Is it like...? OK.Copy !req
778. We're not even sure,
but you know what?Copy !req
779. Actually, that's a good point,
because like...Copy !req
780. if you're not gonna be playing Hamlet,
there's not much point in rehearsing you.Copy !req
781. We need to rethink things through.Copy !req
782. Yeah. Thanks for the, for the bullet as you go, but...Copy !req
783. No seriously, man.
Thanks for, thanks for letting us know.Copy !req
784. Yeah. Catch you later. Geez!
That thing doesn't wait around.Copy !req
785. Well, fuck.Copy !req
786. - OK.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
787. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
788. It's a bit annoying actually,
because, like...Copy !req
789. like no one really seems to have
the availability we need now.Copy !req
790. Dipo was great, he was also one of the few
people who was around...Copy !req
791. for the whole period.Copy !req
792. You know, everyone else has got
other things going on as well.Copy !req
793. The pandemic is kind
of coming to a close. Let's hope.Copy !req
794. And people are gettingCopy !req
795. real jobs?Copy !req
796. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
797. Yeah. Well,
some people are getting real jobs. Yeah.Copy !req
798. Whereas we're stuck doing, this...Copy !req
799. What is it? Fake job, nonsense job?Copy !req
800. Whatever this is.Copy !req
801. Yeah.Copy !req
802. This is giving us a clue,
this is giving us a sign, you know,Copy !req
803. Dipo's got a real job, like a proper job.Copy !req
804. Yeah. Giving us a clue,
giving us a sign of what?Copy !req
805. That this is all...Copy !req
806. This is not a thing, Mark.Copy !req
807. This is not a thing. This is not...Copy !req
808. This is just...Copy !req
809. a silly idea. And...Copy !req
810. It's evidently not gonna work.Copy !req
811. which can delay travel.Copy !req
812. Dipo's got a real job.
I wanna get a real job.Copy !req
813. No one's getting back to me.
None of the theaters have got back to me.Copy !req
814. No one's gonna come.Copy !req
815. It's not a real thing.Copy !req
816. Like, it's real to me!Copy !req
817. Look, Sam,Copy !req
818. you've got a wife, you've got kids,
you've got other shit going on.Copy !req
819. I don't, I don't have any of those things.Copy !req
820. I've been sitting at home on my own
in lockdown with nothing to do.Copy !req
821. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
822. And you know one of the few things
that I've been able to do,Copy !req
823. that I can occupy my mind with, that's
been able to distract me has been this.Copy !req
824. It's not real for you, and
you're feeling shit, and I get it, man,Copy !req
825. because it's a bit annoying
Dipo can't do this, but we'll work it out.Copy !req
826. At least I've been able to, yanno,
devote some of my time to this project.Copy !req
827. Otherwise what the hell else
would I be doing?Copy !req
828. Sitting around feeling sorry for myself?Copy !req
829. I get it. It's disappointing.Copy !req
830. You just do the best you can
with what you got, man.Copy !req
831. Alright. I'm sorry, man.
I'm s— I've, yeah...Copy !req
832. We've got four weeks.Copy !req
833. Everybody's made their availability
or lack of availability very clear.Copy !req
834. I think the problem with Hamlet is
basically whoever's gonna play HamletCopy !req
835. needs to be available for every rehearsal.Copy !req
836. Yeah.Copy !req
837. And nobody is available
for every rehearsal except you and me.Copy !req
838. OK.Copy !req
839. And I think I sound,
I don't sound right to play Hamlet.Copy !req
840. And I think you do.Copy !req
841. So I think you're the only person who can.Copy !req
842. It's just a purely practical matter.
We're out of time.Copy !req
843. Screw you!Copy !req
844. How's it goin'?Copy !req
845. I've been seeing some
strange images on the infrared telescopeCopy !req
846. the last few nights.Copy !req
847. Of course, they don't want you
to know about the new missile launchers.Copy !req
848. on the Vatican's latest gyrocopter.Copy !req
849. I know what's really going on.Copy !req
850. Hi...Copy !req
851. I don't know.Copy !req
852. I just... I don't think I can do it.Copy !req
853. Oh, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
854. "To be or not to be,
that is the question.Copy !req
855. Whether 'tis nobler in the mindCopy !req
856. "to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune..."Copy !req
857. Who's this?Copy !req
858. Oh they're in passive mode.Copy !req
859. Show me the video... One second.Copy !req
860. - Did you hear my speech?
- Yeah, it's really good.Copy !req
861. - No, I'm asking these people in the game.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
862. - He doesn't care!
- They don't care. No one cares.Copy !req
863. No one cares.
Like we don't hear from the agent.Copy !req
864. We don't hear from...Copy !req
865. Here's someone.Copy !req
866. Did you hear my speech?
Please don't shoot me.Copy !req
867. Don't shoot me, don't shoot me.
Don't shoot me. I'm, I'm in peace.Copy !req
868. Please don't shoot me.Copy !req
869. OK. I'm gonna do my speech again to you.
Is that alright?Copy !req
870. "To be or not to be, that is the question.Copy !req
871. Whether 'tis nobler in the mindCopy !req
872. to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,Copy !req
873. or to take arms against a sea of troubles
and by opposing end them?Copy !req
874. "To die..."Copy !req
875. He erased me.Copy !req
876. Maybe he didn't like it.Copy !req
877. You are bitch.Copy !req
878. I'm not.
Just, OK, please don't kill me again.Copy !req
879. - You are bitch!
- You know it's from Hamlet.Copy !req
880. I don't know... Did you like it or not?Copy !req
881. Fuck, I think this is
the toughest audition you've ever had.Copy !req
882. "Whether 'tis nobler in the mindCopy !req
883. to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,Copy !req
884. "or to take arms
against a sea of trouble?"Copy !req
885. "And by opposing, end them?"Copy !req
886. There he is.Copy !req
887. I think, Mark,
we need to find somewhere, just, I dunno,Copy !req
888. like really cool to do the speech,
just, you know, a brilliant setting.Copy !req
889. - I've got some ideas.
- Of course you do.Copy !req
890. It's a very well-known speech,
isn't it?Copy !req
891. So we probably want somewhere
to mark that, mark the importance of it.Copy !req
892. - Pretty epic.
- This is good. Yeah.Copy !req
893. This feels good.
This feels quite grand, yeah.Copy !req
894. OK. Shall I give it a go here?
You ready?Copy !req
895. "To be or not to be, that is the
question."Copy !req
896. Shall we try somewhere else?Copy !req
897. I'm thinking bright neons,
maybe, like, Baz Luhrmann.Copy !req
898. Well, I think,
yanno, costumes...Copy !req
899. It's important, isn't it? It's...Copy !req
900. Let me try it. OK.Copy !req
901. "To be or not to be,
that is the question."Copy !req
902. Let me know if I can improve
your shopping experience for you.Copy !req
903. Oh, for fuck's sake!Copy !req
904. Yeah...Copy !req
905. I like the shorts.Copy !req
906. Yeah. I just feel
we're getting a bit caught up in...Copy !req
907. I'm feeling that, yeah, I, I, I'm sort
of losing touch with what this is about...Copy !req
908. "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the slings and arrows..."Copy !req
909. Hello.Copy !req
910. I like this guy's, get up.Copy !req
911. Maybe this guy might have
something to say to us about it.Copy !req
912. We could ask him.Copy !req
913. We were talking about life and death.Copy !req
914. We were wondering if you had
any opinions to share with us?Copy !req
915. So, I mean guys, I wanna be
honest with you, I just woke off hospital.Copy !req
916. Nothing to be worried about.
I just broke a leg working and...Copy !req
917. - You broke your leg? Shit!
- Yeah.Copy !req
918. Yeah, I'm a delivery driver
and I broke my leg, yeah.Copy !req
919. Is it gonna be OK?Copy !req
920. - You know the Shakespeare play Hamlet?
- Yes.Copy !req
921. And so Hamlet,
he talks about, "To be or not to be".Copy !req
922. So we're just trying to think about that,
what that really means.Copy !req
923. I do hope there is something
else, afterwards, really, like...Copy !req
924. I mean, guys,Copy !req
925. I wanna be honest with you, I don't think
I'm in the right place to actually...Copy !req
926. be replying to this right now.Copy !req
927. - OK, fair enough.
- Yeah.Copy !req
928. It's a big question, isn't it?Copy !req
929. To be or not to be,
to exist or not to exist.Copy !req
930. If your life's terrible and unhappy
and there's no joy or love in it...Copy !req
931. is it better, braver,
to soldier on and to...Copy !req
932. stick around like a schmuck...Copy !req
933. while you just get kicked in the balls
repeatedly over and over again,Copy !req
934. and nothing ever goes right for you?Copy !req
935. Or actually, is the brave thing to do,Copy !req
936. the smart thing to do even,
the sensible thing to do,Copy !req
937. just to end it all, becauseCopy !req
938. at least then you have
a shred of your dignity intact.Copy !req
939. Suicide's more of a male thing
than a female thing, much more so,Copy !req
940. and most people,
at some point, think those thoughts.Copy !req
941. Sooner or later.Copy !req
942. There it is.Copy !req
943. Where America vegetates.Copy !req
944. The recycled,
organic-fiber-wearing,Copy !req
945. fully biodegradable,Copy !req
946. 100% sustainable, liberal superhero.Copy !req
947. Yeah.Copy !req
948. There's a sort of dive bar here.Copy !req
949. You coming?Copy !req
950. Coming.Copy !req
951. - There's a pet snake here.
- I'm gonna seriously fuck you up!Copy !req
952. Python, I think.Copy !req
953. Whoa. Someone's hitting you.Copy !req
954. - Idiot!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
955. Oh, what the hell? Bar brawl!Copy !req
956. I want to play with the python.Copy !req
957. Don't kill me, man!Copy !req
958. No, please!Copy !req
959. - Oh, wow.
- It's a rock python.Copy !req
960. Stop!Copy !req
961. - Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, it's huge.Copy !req
962. Look how fat it is.Copy !req
963. "To be or not to be,
that is the question.Copy !req
964. Whether 'tis nobler in the mindCopy !req
965. to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,Copy !req
966. "or to take arms
against a sea of troubles."Copy !req
967. "And by opposing, end them?"Copy !req
968. The cops are here.Copy !req
969. "To die,Copy !req
970. to sleep, no more.Copy !req
971. And by a sleep,
to say we end the heartacheCopy !req
972. and the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to.Copy !req
973. To the consummation
devoutly to be wished, to die, to sleep.Copy !req
974. "To sleep. Perchance to dream.
Aye, there's the rub."Copy !req
975. I need money for the bus.Copy !req
976. Money for cat food!Copy !req
977. "For in that sleep of death,
what dreams may comeCopy !req
978. when we have shuffled off
this mortal coil, must give us pause.Copy !req
979. There's the respect that
makes calamity of so long life,Copy !req
980. for who would bear
the whips and scorns of time,Copy !req
981. the oppressor's wrong,
the proud man's contumely,Copy !req
982. the pangs of dispriz'd love,
the law's delayCopy !req
983. and the spurns that patient merit
of the unworthy takes,Copy !req
984. when he himself might his quietus make
with a bare bodkin?Copy !req
985. Who would fardels bear,Copy !req
986. to grunt and sweat under a weary life,Copy !req
987. but that the dread of something
after death,Copy !req
988. the undiscover'd country from whose bourn
no traveller returns,Copy !req
989. puzzles the will and makes us
rather bear those ills we haveCopy !req
990. than fly to others
that we know not of?Copy !req
991. Thus conscience
does make cowards of us all,Copy !req
992. and thus the native hue
of resolution is sicklied o'erCopy !req
993. with the pale cast of thought,Copy !req
994. and enterprises of great pitch
and moment with this regardCopy !req
995. "their currents turn awry,
and lose the name of action."Copy !req
996. Oh, that toilet cleaner's
got me real messed up. Fuck!Copy !req
997. OK, Mark...Copy !req
998. I think I can do this.Copy !req
999. OK, so, the story of Hamlet.Copy !req
1000. Hamlet's father dies,
and his uncle marries his mother.Copy !req
1001. He smells a rat,
and his suspicions are confirmedCopy !req
1002. when the ghost of his father turns up and
tells him he was murdered by his uncle.Copy !req
1003. "Look you how pale he glares!Copy !req
1004. "Do you see nothing there?"Copy !req
1005. "Nothing at all."Copy !req
1006. With his best friend
Horatio's help,Copy !req
1007. he spends the rest of the playCopy !req
1008. trying to get revenge on his uncle,Copy !req
1009. and meanwhile, his uncle tries to get rid
of Hamlet with the help of PoloniusCopy !req
1010. and his daughter who's a bit of a puppet,Copy !req
1011. and, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,
two of his friends.Copy !req
1012. Everybody dies in the process,Copy !req
1013. and this involves
lots of people pretending to beCopy !req
1014. something that they're not.Copy !req
1015. "Something's rotten
in the state of Denmark"... fits very wellCopy !req
1016. to this sort of
fictional world of Los Santos.Copy !req
1017. You know, LA, ultra, ultra capitalism,Copy !req
1018. where everything is all about
getting what you want.Copy !req
1019. A quick buck, a quick bang.Copy !req
1020. I can't imagine
Claudius's life was exactly awful.Copy !req
1021. You know, brother to the king of Denmark,
it wasn't enough,Copy !req
1022. there being someone
more masculine than him,Copy !req
1023. it didn't sit well for him, it's like
violence seems to be the only answer.Copy !req
1024. That's a good point, Gareth.
Yeah, it's, you know...Copy !req
1025. It's a simple male thing, isn't it?
Claudius... behaving like that.Copy !req
1026. Maybe... here's one for you, Gareth,Copy !req
1027. maybe Claudius should have played
more computer games?Copy !req
1028. Ay, ay, ay!Copy !req
1029. Pinny, I think you and I are
the only civilized people here.Copy !req
1030. Oh, there we go.
That's who I recognise.Copy !req
1031. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1032. Now you recognise the ass, I think.Copy !req
1033. Yeah, that's right!Copy !req
1034. How could I forget?Copy !req
1035. I don't know.Copy !req
1036. We've been actually, rehearsing this production of Hamlet.Copy !req
1037. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1038. We're gonna do a rehearsal
this eveningCopy !req
1039. if you wanna come along and watch.Copy !req
1040. You could be security for us.Copy !req
1041. Oh, that's fine.
Yeah. I'm interested alright.Copy !req
1042. - Yeah, that's good idea.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1043. "That is the question,
whether 'tis nobler in the mindCopy !req
1044. to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortuneCopy !req
1045. "or to take arms against
a sea of troubles and by opposing—"Copy !req
1046. Oh, that's ParTeb.Copy !req
1047. Thank you, ParTeb.
I don't know what that meant.Copy !req
1048. - But thank you for killing him.
- Doing an amazing job.Copy !req
1049. Yeah,
we are now Shakespeare. You know.Copy !req
1050. We are now Killer Shakespeare.Copy !req
1051. - Killer Shakespeare.
- Murder Shakespeare, yeah.Copy !req
1052. Yeah. I mean,
Shakespeare is quite violent anyway, so.Copy !req
1053. We have another observer
over here called, Dan, Dontae, Don...Copy !req
1054. DontaelsBetter.Copy !req
1055. He's in a top hat
and he's just watching us.Copy !req
1056. He's...Copy !req
1057. He's very friendly.
He has an interesting look.Copy !req
1058. Yeah, the sort of, like,
little dopamine hit you getCopy !req
1059. of when you speak to someone in here,
they do engage and go,Copy !req
1060. "Oh, I'm interested in what you're up to.
Can I watch?"Copy !req
1061. And you think,
"Yes, please. This is great."Copy !req
1062. "Sleep rock thy brainCopy !req
1063. "and never come mischance
between us twain."Copy !req
1064. "The lady protests too much,
methinks."Copy !req
1065. "I'll take the ghost's word
for a thousand pound. Didst perceive?"Copy !req
1066. "Very well, my Lord."Copy !req
1067. "Upon the talk of poisoning?"Copy !req
1068. "I did very well note him."Copy !req
1069. The Diamond Casino and Resort.Copy !req
1070. Fight the evil of boredom
with high stakes gaming.Copy !req
1071. Rich people truly are happier.Copy !req
1072. Well, there's a quiet corner
of the casino we can go to over here.Copy !req
1073. I'm stood over here in the corner.Copy !req
1074. It's a little bit quiet
and there aren't many people around.Copy !req
1075. Feeling really pleased, guys.
I'm really impressed.Copy !req
1076. We got through the whole of Act 3,
which is the biggest act.Copy !req
1077. We've got some ideas about, staging.Copy !req
1078. We coped well with the distractions.Copy !req
1079. I'm glad that we're getting used
to them now,Copy !req
1080. and just accepting
that they are gonna happen.Copy !req
1081. And yeah, I'm just very pleased.Copy !req
1082. I thought it was a really productive,
really good rehearsal.Copy !req
1083. Well done, everybody.Copy !req
1084. Like, I've never seen
a person do a play before,Copy !req
1085. so this is, like,
the first thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
1086. Wow!Copy !req
1087. Well, what a first.Copy !req
1088. I recently came out as trans
to my family,Copy !req
1089. and then, yeah, so...Copy !req
1090. It's one of them situations,
like, where you realiseCopy !req
1091. who the... who the people around you are,Copy !req
1092. but also,
you're also finding your own truth.Copy !req
1093. That's why I can relate to Hamlet becauseCopy !req
1094. he's finding his own truth,Copy !req
1095. but he's also realizing
what people are like around him.Copy !req
1096. Yes! Yeah.Copy !req
1097. And then I'll try
and squeeze more time in as wellCopy !req
1098. to get as much performance time
as I possibly can before I go.Copy !req
1099. Thank you, Nora.Copy !req
1100. That's really nice to hear.Copy !req
1101. Also, big up, DontaelsBetter, becauseCopy !req
1102. you were amazing,
so it's been great to have you here.Copy !req
1103. And please just come along whenever,
you know.Copy !req
1104. Join us whenever you see us online,
Dontae. You're always welcome.Copy !req
1105. The silent, the silent legend.Copy !req
1106. - There we go. Right. Alright.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1107. We're gonna have some fun
with a blimp today, Jen.Copy !req
1108. - Of course we are.
- Of course we are.Copy !req
1109. Yes! An average Wednesday morning.
It's perfect.Copy !req
1110. Just as Shakespeare intended.Copy !req
1111. Yes.Copy !req
1112. If he could have done it himself, Mark.Copy !req
1113. He was just waiting for you guys
to come around and make it happen for him.Copy !req
1114. You may be right.Copy !req
1115. You can stand on top of that,
on top of the actual balloon bit.Copy !req
1116. Whoa!Copy !req
1117. And act out a scene
while it's moving.Copy !req
1118. Oh, wow. Look at that, man.Copy !req
1119. Jesus!Copy !req
1120. Whoa!Copy !req
1121. Guys, that is too fabulous.Copy !req
1122. And Sam will, jump down
to go towards the blimpCopy !req
1123. and eventually jump onto it,Copy !req
1124. which will leave, Hora...Copy !req
1125. yes, Horatio on here.Copy !req
1126. Jen will be like,
"Come, come, Prince. Come follow."Copy !req
1127. And we will all jump onto the blimp.Copy !req
1128. Don't worry.
Lower, lower, lower, Gareth.Copy !req
1129. If anything, we kinda want to drop
onto it, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
1130. - That seems good. That seems good.
- OK.Copy !req
1131. So, you see, when it's like this,Copy !req
1132. it's almost impossible to fall
into the gap, do you know what I mean?Copy !req
1133. - Fuck. Fuck, fuck.
- You having fun down there, Sam?Copy !req
1134. Oh, I just died.Copy !req
1135. Yeah. BTRaiderz is being
very helpful, as always.Copy !req
1136. BTRaiderz, great.
Thanks, BTRaiderz.Copy !req
1137. So, who did you think
BTRaiderz is, then, Sam?Copy !req
1138. Who do I think BTRaiderz is?Copy !req
1139. I think...Copy !req
1140. I don't know who he is.Copy !req
1141. He's like this mystery man,Copy !req
1142. who just seems to turn up
whenever we need him.Copy !req
1143. It's funny 'cause when he first came,
when we first saw him,Copy !req
1144. you know, you see someone you don't knowCopy !req
1145. and you think, "Oh, no,
this guy's gonna come and just...Copy !req
1146. "just ruin us and destroy us
and annihilate us."Copy !req
1147. And immediately he was just...Copy !req
1148. He was just everything we needed.Copy !req
1149. He's like this sort of superhero guy,
and he looks like a superhero.Copy !req
1150. But BTRaiderz is essentially... I think
he's become our de facto stage manager.Copy !req
1151. That's the amazing and surprising thing
about this world.Copy !req
1152. We just keep coming across
these people who wanna help us.Copy !req
1153. BTRaiderz, DontaelsBetter,Copy !req
1154. even ParTeb in his own way.Copy !req
1155. We don't know them. They don't know us.Copy !req
1156. But they just keep coming back.Copy !req
1157. That gives me hope that
what we're trying to do is possible.Copy !req
1158. There it is.Copy !req
1159. Remind me again,
by the way. If I land here...Copy !req
1160. Jerry will be out of shot.Copy !req
1161. Yeah. Wait till it's in position.Copy !req
1162. Try now.Copy !req
1163. OK. Are you confident
I'm gonna get on?Copy !req
1164. Yeah? OK, so I'll say...
I'll say, "Away."Copy !req
1165. Go on. I'll follow you.
"I'll follow thee."Copy !req
1166. There we go. Yes.
And then we walk to this end.Copy !req
1167. That was perfect,
that kind of, like, timing and...Copy !req
1168. How fucking good did that look?Copy !req
1169. Fucking hell, guys,
that was amazing!Copy !req
1170. How amazing did that look?Copy !req
1171. I couldn't get over
how gorgeous it was.Copy !req
1172. I'd say it's almost worth
going above the clouds,Copy !req
1173. because you can go really fast
and really far.Copy !req
1174. OK, yeah, well, let's go up
and up and up and we'll see.Copy !req
1175. Let's go. Yeah, this,
this is as high as you can get.Copy !req
1176. Yeah, this is quite a place to do a scene.Copy !req
1177. Look at the horizon.
Look at that curve in the earth.Copy !req
1178. - Yeah. Yeah.
- It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
1179. How high are we going?
We're still going up.Copy !req
1180. - This is amazing.
- Are we?Copy !req
1181. I think we are, aren't we?Copy !req
1182. - Oh, shit.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
1183. - Oh, God. No!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1184. - I just sort of flipped off.
- Did you fall off, Jerry?Copy !req
1185. And I'm not using my parachute,
I'm sort of lying in a prone positionCopy !req
1186. as if I'm lying on a bed.Copy !req
1187. OK. Well, that is amazing.Copy !req
1188. It's like Shakespeare
on a billion-dollar budget.Copy !req
1189. You know? Like, everything is possible.Copy !req
1190. Like, if Elon Musk decided to put
on a version of Shakespeare in LA,Copy !req
1191. then maybe they could,
they could match this in the real world.Copy !req
1192. Other than that, there's no way
you could ever be facedCopy !req
1193. with the random problems
we've been trying to kind of get past.Copy !req
1194. There we go.Copy !req
1195. And I think that's been, for me,
one of the most fun aspects of this,Copy !req
1196. just trying to find new and
unique ways of staging it.Copy !req
1197. It's... I mean, it's kind of amazing
that it hasn't really been done beforeCopy !req
1198. as I'm thinking it's kind of limitless.Copy !req
1199. Let me just get my phone out.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.Copy !req
1200. I need to get, like, a nice shot of you.
Sorry. I know you haven't got time.Copy !req
1201. - Sorry, just bear with me, alright?
- Can we just get on with this?Copy !req
1202. OK, OK. OK.
Go on. Come on.Copy !req
1203. So the technical thing...Copy !req
1204. Yes, so I'm trying to work out
how to stage the play.Copy !req
1205. You know, in some ways
I'd like to just rehearse it as a playCopy !req
1206. and work through character stuff andCopy !req
1207. all that shit.Copy !req
1208. But...Copy !req
1209. Also, there's just so much
kind of technical stuffCopy !req
1210. to work out with this.Copy !req
1211. But that requires quite a lot
of kind of careful thought and planning.Copy !req
1212. Then you have to think how do you get
all the actors to the different locations?Copy !req
1213. How do you get the audience
to the different locations?Copy !req
1214. Who's gonna do that?
And you want it to be kind ofCopy !req
1215. kind of smooth and easy transitions.Copy !req
1216. Like this blimp here,Copy !req
1217. I don't know
how many audience we're gonna have,Copy !req
1218. but inevitably, someone's gonna fall off.Copy !req
1219. Well, the thing is,
you can't stop the productionCopy !req
1220. just because somebody dies.Copy !req
1221. No.Copy !req
1222. As harsh as that sounds.Copy !req
1223. Yeah.Copy !req
1224. You know, you may have a member
of the Royal Shakespeare Company turn up.Copy !req
1225. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1226. I love it!Copy !req
1227. - Oh, my God.
- That's hysterical.Copy !req
1228. Is that right? Are these people,
like, a very, very huge thing?Copy !req
1229. They're probably
the most renowned Shakespeare—Copy !req
1230. It's, like, the biggest thing ever.Copy !req
1231. Yeah.Copy !req
1232. It's, like,
the biggest thing possible.Copy !req
1233. That's fantastic.Copy !req
1234. Given that, and everything else,Copy !req
1235. we should probably try
and work out what we're doing.Copy !req
1236. "this is one Lucianus,Copy !req
1237. "nephew to the king."Copy !req
1238. "You shall see anon how the murderer
gets the love of Gonzago's wife."Copy !req
1239. "The king rises."Copy !req
1240. Oh, wait.Copy !req
1241. "What! Frighted with false fire?"Copy !req
1242. "How fares the king?"Copy !req
1243. "Give o'er the play."Copy !req
1244. Everybody run, run, run.Copy !req
1245. We can get out of here
as soon as possible.Copy !req
1246. - Sam...
- The police can get you.Copy !req
1247. And it makes everything
suddenly seem a bit...Copy !req
1248. Have we got time to get...?
Let's all try and get on.Copy !req
1249. Oh, no!Copy !req
1250. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1251. Who's got another plane?Copy !req
1252. Hello. Pegasus Lifestyle
Management. How can I help you?Copy !req
1253. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1254. Your spectacular aircraft is now
ready for you at our nearest airfield.Copy !req
1255. Just trying to work out
how I fucking...Copy !req
1256. use this...Copy !req
1257. ridiculously large plane.Copy !req
1258. Hello, Pinny?Copy !req
1259. Hi.Copy !req
1260. I'm in this car park
with these complete weirdos.Copy !req
1261. Whoever will be playing this game
at, like, seven o'clock in the morningCopy !req
1262. has a serious—
needs their head examined.Copy !req
1263. Pinny, that... We are.Copy !req
1264. Am I spending too much time
in this game, do you think?Copy !req
1265. Yeah, just a little bit, Sam.Copy !req
1266. You and Mark have become obsessed.Copy !req
1267. Like, he's not... He was up
at two o'clock last night, rehearsing.Copy !req
1268. Yeah.Copy !req
1269. And you have been up
since I don't know what time this morning,Copy !req
1270. buying planes.Copy !req
1271. It's like playing this game
has become everything to you.Copy !req
1272. I mean, what about the kids,
what about me?Copy !req
1273. Can you just tell these NPCs to fuck off?Copy !req
1274. It's really annoying, them watching us
when we're having an argument.Copy !req
1275. What you do is...Copy !req
1276. that.Copy !req
1277. Oh, except now the police are here.
Oh, shit.Copy !req
1278. You missed my birthday.Copy !req
1279. Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1280. Yeah, let the fuckers kill you.Copy !req
1281. So, you know,Copy !req
1282. I realised that in order to be able
to spend any time with you at all,Copy !req
1283. I'm gonna have to go on this game.Copy !req
1284. - Are you coming back?
- I'm here.Copy !req
1285. Yeah, I'm very sorry about that.Copy !req
1286. That was not good.Copy !req
1287. It was bad timing, that. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1288. I wanna give you a hug.Copy !req
1289. Well, you can in real life.
I'm in the same house as you, you know?Copy !req
1290. - Yeah. Shall we...?
- I'm just upstairs.Copy !req
1291. Shall we get off this and just...Copy !req
1292. hang out in real life
and have some breakfast?Copy !req
1293. "I have of late,
but wherefore I know not,Copy !req
1294. lost all my mirth,
forgone all custom of exercise.Copy !req
1295. And indeed,
it goes so heavily with my dispositionCopy !req
1296. that this goodly frame, the earth,Copy !req
1297. "seems to me a sterile promontory."Copy !req
1298. "This most excellent canopy,
the air, look you,Copy !req
1299. this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire.Copy !req
1300. Why, it appears nothing to meCopy !req
1301. "but a foul and pestilent congregation
of vapours."Copy !req
1302. Stupid bitch.Copy !req
1303. I mean, I agree with you but...Copy !req
1304. "What a piece of work is a man.Copy !req
1305. How noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties.Copy !req
1306. In form and moving
how express and admirable.Copy !req
1307. In action how like an angel.Copy !req
1308. In apprehension how like a god.Copy !req
1309. The beauty of the world,
the paragon of animals.Copy !req
1310. And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust?Copy !req
1311. "No, man delights not me."Copy !req
1312. - This is how I feel about the world.
- You absolute fucking idiot!Copy !req
1313. You know, I felt that,Copy !req
1314. as so many people did
at times in their life, you know...Copy !req
1315. I have of late, but wherefore I know not,
lost all my mirth.Copy !req
1316. Why am I feeling like this?Copy !req
1317. And look at this world. Isn't it amazing?Copy !req
1318. Isn't it fucking beautiful?Copy !req
1319. And yet also it's kind of disgusting.Copy !req
1320. And look at humans.Copy !req
1321. They're incredible. They're extraordinary.Copy !req
1322. Extraordinary creatures.Copy !req
1323. And yet, they're just pathetic pieces
of dust as well.Copy !req
1324. So, that's what this world seems
to be so full of,Copy !req
1325. those contradictions thatCopy !req
1326. Hamlet expressesCopy !req
1327. so fluently and yet so humanly
inarticulately as well.Copy !req
1328. And it's sort of
so beautifully expressed in this world,Copy !req
1329. that combination
of absolute stunning beauty andCopy !req
1330. grotesque,Copy !req
1331. horrible, horrible violence as well.Copy !req
1332. "Judgement!"Copy !req
1333. "A hit, a palpable hit."Copy !req
1334. "Well, again."Copy !req
1335. "stay. Give me drink.Copy !req
1336. "Hamlet, the pearl is thine.
Here's to thy health."Copy !req
1337. OK, so, guys...Copy !req
1338. Guys, we've never done the whole run.Copy !req
1339. We've never done a whole run
with everybody.Copy !req
1340. We haven't done a whole run
with everyone. We've done one...Copy !req
1341. Yeah, so God knows
what the fuck is gonna happen,Copy !req
1342. but it'll all be great.Copy !req
1343. Oh, wow! Look at that.Copy !req
1344. Right, do you know SmokeyJoe720?Copy !req
1345. Shall I invite him?Copy !req
1346. - He's a...
- Yeah.Copy !req
1347. Apparently he's
a mighty Wu-Tang Clan thug.Copy !req
1348. I'll invite him.Copy !req
1349. Invited DontaelsBetter.
I'm inviting IDucktle now.Copy !req
1350. I'm inviting KageOniii.Copy !req
1351. I'm inviting...Copy !req
1352. ParTebMosMir.Copy !req
1353. All in-game audience members,Copy !req
1354. we are still at the moment on course
to kick off on time at 7.45.Copy !req
1355. Oh, my God, here comes
ParTebMosMir in a massive plane.Copy !req
1356. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1357. - He doesn't do things subtly.
- Awesome.Copy !req
1358. I hope he's dressed as an alien.
He doesn't like doing things subtly!Copy !req
1359. Nice landing!Copy !req
1360. 21 waiting
to watch the stream, guys.Copy !req
1361. And it's not even time. Yeah.Copy !req
1362. Wait, how many people?Copy !req
1363. - 21 already.
- 21 waiting.Copy !req
1364. I've definitely played
to less people than that before.Copy !req
1365. Sam, I think when I saw your show
right before the pandemic,Copy !req
1366. there were less people.Copy !req
1367. Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely.Copy !req
1368. It was great!Copy !req
1369. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
1370. A little confidence boost
before we go in!Copy !req
1371. I am so,
so fucking grateful to all of youCopy !req
1372. for coming on this journey with me.Copy !req
1373. You are all brilliant,
wonderful, creative,Copy !req
1374. artistic, clever,
intelligent, talented people,Copy !req
1375. and I love you all,Copy !req
1376. and I am just so happy
you're all here with me.Copy !req
1377. So just enjoy it.Copy !req
1378. This is the first time
anyone's ever done this.Copy !req
1379. You know, we are making history,
so let's fucking have fun.Copy !req
1380. OK, guys, I'm gonna go live.Copy !req
1381. - Break legs, guys
- You ready?Copy !req
1382. Cut the chat, everybody.Copy !req
1383. Break a leg.Copy !req
1384. - Five, four, three, two, one.
- Break a leg, everybody.Copy !req
1385. - Let's see what happens.
- Alright, we are go on the stream.Copy !req
1386. OK. Well, welcome, anyone watching
on our live stream on YouTube and Twitch.Copy !req
1387. Welcome to Grand Theft Hamlet,Copy !req
1388. the first ever full performance
of a Shakespeare playCopy !req
1389. within a video game environment.Copy !req
1390. We are gonna be performing Hamlet
for you this evening.Copy !req
1391. We are stepping out
into the brave new world of...Copy !req
1392. What would you even call this?
Video game theatre, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1393. I think we are ready to kick off
and we're gonna do so.Copy !req
1394. If you could all please,
everyone in the audience,Copy !req
1395. get aboard this speedboat of mine.Copy !req
1396. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1397. to Grand Theft Hamlet.Copy !req
1398. Now, I'm just going to take us overCopy !req
1399. to the yacht we can see in the distance
there, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1400. the HMS Elsinore.Copy !req
1401. And I'm going to, very formally
and royally introduce youCopy !req
1402. to His and Her Majesty,
the King and Queen of Denmark.Copy !req
1403. I think Horatio's
just fallen into the water.Copy !req
1404. Fuck!Copy !req
1405. For this relief much thanks.Copy !req
1406. 'Tis bitter cold and I am sick at heart.Copy !req
1407. Have you had quiet guard? Say,Copy !req
1408. what, is Horatio there?Copy !req
1409. A piece of him?Copy !req
1410. Welcome Horatio.Copy !req
1411. The air bites shrewdly.
It is very cold.Copy !req
1412. It is a nipping
and an eager air.Copy !req
1413. What hour now?Copy !req
1414. - I think it lacks of twelve.
- No, no. It is struck.Copy !req
1415. Indeed? I heard it not.Copy !req
1416. Then it draws near the season.Copy !req
1417. Look, my Lord, it comes.Copy !req
1418. Angels
and ministers of grace defend us.Copy !req
1419. Be thou a spirit of health
or goblin damned.Copy !req
1420. Bring with thee airs from heaven
or blasts from hell.Copy !req
1421. Thou com'st in such a questionable shape
that I will speak to thee.Copy !req
1422. I'll call thee Hamlet,Copy !req
1423. king, father, royal Dane.Copy !req
1424. Oh, answer me.Copy !req
1425. It beckons you
to go away with it.Copy !req
1426. As if some impartment
did desire to you alone.Copy !req
1427. It will not speak.
Then I will follow it.Copy !req
1428. Do not, my Lord.Copy !req
1429. Why?
What should be the fear?Copy !req
1430. What if it tempt you
toward the flood, my Lord?Copy !req
1431. Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff?Copy !req
1432. You shall not go, my Lord.Copy !req
1433. Hold off your hands.Copy !req
1434. Be ruled. You shall not go.Copy !req
1435. I say away!Copy !req
1436. Go on, I'll follow thee.Copy !req
1437. He waxes desperate
with imagination.Copy !req
1438. Let's follow.Copy !req
1439. 'Tis not fit thus to obey him.Copy !req
1440. Something is rotten
in the state of Denmark.Copy !req
1441. The time is out of joint.Copy !req
1442. Oh, cursed spiteCopy !req
1443. that ever I was born to set it right.Copy !req
1444. Nay, come. Let's go together.Copy !req
1445. Fuck!Copy !req
1446. Right, ladies and gents,Copy !req
1447. we're having some technical issues
with the blimp,Copy !req
1448. which I hope you can appreciate.Copy !req
1449. Fuck,
I think everyone died.Copy !req
1450. Apologies, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1451. That was not supposed to happen,
but that's quite alright.Copy !req
1452. If everyone could please
make their way over to the casino.Copy !req
1453. So, if you don't mind coming
down the stairs, ladies and gents,Copy !req
1454. and just getting into position
anywhere around here.Copy !req
1455. As you can see, the notorious Hamlet,
the Dane, is over there by the fire pit.Copy !req
1456. So keep your distance, ladies and gents.Copy !req
1457. We should be able to hear
what he's saying from here.Copy !req
1458. And, in fact, the whole of the next scene.Copy !req
1459. To be or not to be.Copy !req
1460. That is the question.Copy !req
1461. Whether 'tis nobler in the mindCopy !req
1462. to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortuneCopy !req
1463. or to take arms against a sea of troublesCopy !req
1464. and, by opposing, end them?Copy !req
1465. Their perfume lost,
take these again,Copy !req
1466. for, to the noble mind, rich gifts
wax poor when givers prove unkind.Copy !req
1467. There, my lord.Copy !req
1468. Ha. Are you honest?Copy !req
1469. My Lord?Copy !req
1470. Are you fair?Copy !req
1471. Forgive me my foul murder.Copy !req
1472. Bow, stubborn knees!Copy !req
1473. And heart with strings of steel
be as soft as sinews of a newborn babe.Copy !req
1474. Now might I do it pat.Copy !req
1475. Now he is praying. And now I'll do it.Copy !req
1476. Alas, he's mad.Copy !req
1477. Do not forget, this visitation is
but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.Copy !req
1478. But look, amazement on thy mother sits.Copy !req
1479. O, step between her and her fighting soul.Copy !req
1480. Speak to her, Hamlet.Copy !req
1481. How is it with you, Lady?Copy !req
1482. How long has she been thus?Copy !req
1483. The King, the King's to blame.Copy !req
1484. Here, thou incestuous,
murderous, damned Dane.Copy !req
1485. Follow my mother.Copy !req
1486. He is justly served. Exchange...Copy !req
1487. forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet.Copy !req
1488. Mine and my father's death
come not upon thee,Copy !req
1489. nor thine on me.Copy !req
1490. Heaven make thee free of it.Copy !req
1491. I follow thee.Copy !req
1492. I am dead, Horatio.Copy !req
1493. Wretched queen, adieu.Copy !req
1494. You...Copy !req
1495. that look pale and tremble at this chance,Copy !req
1496. that are but mutes
or audience to this act.Copy !req
1497. Had I but time, as this fell sergeant,
death, is strict in his arrest,Copy !req
1498. O, I could tell you, but let it be.Copy !req
1499. O, Horatio...Copy !req
1500. I... am dead.Copy !req
1501. Thou livest.Copy !req
1502. Report me and my cause aright
to the unsatisfied.Copy !req
1503. If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart,Copy !req
1504. absent thee from felicity awhileCopy !req
1505. and, in this harsh world,
draw thy breath in painCopy !req
1506. to tell my story.Copy !req
1507. The rest is silence.Copy !req
1508. Ladies and gentlemen,
our revels now are ended.Copy !req
1509. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1510. We did it!Copy !req
1511. Hey, hey! Well done, guys.
We got through it. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1512. - Woo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1513. You may shoot each other!Copy !req
1514. No!Copy !req
1515. Sorry Jen.Copy !req
1516. OK, in-game audience,
you're welcome to come.Copy !req
1517. We're gonna have...
We're gonna have a little after party.Copy !req
1518. Dontae, I think maybe... maybe...Copy !req
1519. Can we all go to your nightclub?Copy !req
1520. The option will come up
to pay to get in,Copy !req
1521. but, we might be overcrowding it.Copy !req
1522. - Dontae's just made it free.
- Oh, it's free.Copy !req
1523. Nice!Copy !req
1524. Tough shit if you've already paid.Copy !req
1525. Yeah, I just paid $100, Dontae.
Thanks, but anyway...Copy !req
1526. You know what? You deserve it.Copy !req
1527. I'm happy to pay to come into your club.Copy !req
1528. If everyone's got a pen and paper,
or maybe just, like, their phone open,Copy !req
1529. I've got some notes.Copy !req
1530. Fuck you!Copy !req
1531. - Alright.
- I don't know how to stop dancing.Copy !req
1532. - Good choice!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1533. It's not letting me stop.Copy !req
1534. I'm gonna get a drink.
I think this bar's a bit quieter.Copy !req
1535. - A bottle or two?
- That didn't take long, Dipo.Copy !req
1536. - That was so funny at the start.
- It was hysterical.Copy !req
1537. Well, we're emptying out
the dance floor now, Sam and Mark.Copy !req
1538. Just you guys left.Copy !req
1539. - I'm exhausted.
- I'm exhausted as well. We should—Copy !req
1540. So, I dunno, was it, like,
the adrenaline or the stress?Copy !req
1541. I'm, I'm lying on the floor in real life.Copy !req
1542. You know, generally speaking,
I thought that went fine.Copy !req
1543. Obviously, the blimp blew up
and the plane crashed, but we got...Copy !req
1544. We got around both of them.Copy !req
1545. We just had
a couple of minutes of resetting.Copy !req
1546. Oh, we're all out now.Copy !req
1547. Oh, man.Copy !req
1548. Well, that was...
That was a thing.Copy !req
1549. Yeah.
Just gonna have a cigarette.Copy !req
1550. Are you having one
in real life as well?Copy !req
1551. Well done, guys.Copy !req
1552. Yeah, well done, guys. Well done.Copy !req
1553. Yeah.Copy !req
1554. Yeah.Copy !req
1555. So, what now?Copy !req
1556. What now?Copy !req
1557. It was amazing.Copy !req
1558. Well, look, man,
and you know...Copy !req
1559. I mean, I'm often popping up
your neck of the woods, actually.Copy !req
1560. Whatever, just let me know.Copy !req
1561. Logging out.Copy !req
1562. There he goes.Copy !req
1563. For their fully staged
production of HamletCopy !req
1564. in the open world of the video game
Grand Theft Auto,Copy !req
1565. our winner is Sam Crane!Copy !req
1566. We got it, we won!Copy !req