1. I'm real sorry about Dorothy, Walt.Copy !req
2. She was a real peach.Copy !req
3. Thanks for coming, Al.Copy !req
4. Father, Son, Holy Spirit.Copy !req
5. Father. Spirit.Copy !req
6. Uh.Copy !req
7. Holy Spirit.Copy !req
8. It's okay, I can move down.Copy !req
9. Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.Copy !req
10. Look at the way the old man
glared at Ashley.Copy !req
11. Can't even tone it down
for Mom's funeral.Copy !req
12. What do you expect?
Dad's still living in the '50s.Copy !req
13. He expects his granddaughter
to dress a little more modestly.Copy !req
14. Well, your kid's wearing a Lions jersey.
I'm sure Dad appreciates that.Copy !req
15. The point is that there's nothing anyone
can do that won't disappoint the old man.Copy !req
16. It's inevitable.Copy !req
17. You know, that's why we stopped
doing Thanksgivings.Copy !req
18. You know, that deal with the boat motor,
the broken birdbath. It's always something.Copy !req
19. What are we gonna do with him?Copy !req
20. Don't you think he's gonna get in trouble,
all by himself in the old neighborhood?Copy !req
21. Well, why don't you have him
move in with you?Copy !req
22. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
23. Hey. Shh.Copy !req
24. Death is often a bittersweet occasion
to us Catholics.Copy !req
25. Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation.Copy !req
26. Bitter in the pain it causes the deceased
and their families.Copy !req
27. Sweet to those of us
who know the salvation that awaits.Copy !req
28. And some may ask, "What is death?Copy !req
29. Is it the end?Copy !req
30. Or is it the beginning?Copy !req
31. And what is life?
What is this thing we call life?"Copy !req
32. - All these questions can frustrate you.
Ashley, stop it.Copy !req
33. That's why you have to turn to the Lord.Copy !req
34. Jesus.Copy !req
35. Because the Lord is the sweetness...Copy !req
36. This is so good.
Did you have a chance to call Martha?Copy !req
37. Is that Dad?
No. That's Grandpa Walt.Copy !req
38. "Third platoon, E company,
March 2nd, 1952, Korea"?Copy !req
39. Where's Korea?Copy !req
40. A lot of people showed up
after the service.Copy !req
41. Well, I suppose they heard
there's gonna be a lot of ham.Copy !req
42. I'll go down in the basement
and get some chairs.Copy !req
43. - Oh, I can do that, Dad.
- No, I need them now, not next week.Copy !req
44. Cool, I found a medal. Look at this.Copy !req
45. How much longer do we have to stay?Copy !req
46. This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell,
and I'm bored.Copy !req
47. Ashley, why don't you go
help Grandpa Walt with the chairs?Copy !req
48. - Me?
- Yes, you. Go. Go help him.Copy !req
49. Grandpa Walt,
would you like some help with this?Copy !req
50. With your chairs?Copy !req
51. No. You probably just painted your nails.Copy !req
52. Honey, come here.
Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy.Copy !req
53. - Why did you make me do that?
It's okay. We're leaving soon.Copy !req
54. Hey, girl. Come on.Copy !req
55. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
56. Come with me.Copy !req
57. How many swamp rats can you get
in one room?Copy !req
58. Wow. Grandpa, when did you
get the vintage car?Copy !req
59. 1972.Copy !req
60. I never knew you had a cool old car.Copy !req
61. Yeah. Well, it's been here
since before you were born.Copy !req
62. So...Copy !req
63. what are you gonna do with it
when you, like, die?Copy !req
64. What about that super-cool
retro couch you have in the den?Copy !req
65. Because I'm going to state next year...Copy !req
66. and it would look really good in my room,
and I don't have any furniture at all.Copy !req
67. Oh, God.Copy !req
68. - Who are you? What do you want?
- Hi.Copy !req
69. - I live—
- Get the shit out of your mouth.Copy !req
70. - Tell me what you want.
- Do you have jumper cables?Copy !req
71. - My uncle's car is old and—
- We don't have any cables.Copy !req
72. And have some respect, zipperhead.
We're in mourning here.Copy !req
73. - How you holding up, Walt?
- Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
74. Huh?Copy !req
75. Mr. Kowalski, that's my name.Copy !req
76. Right. Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
77. Your wife and I became quite close
these last few months.Copy !req
78. She asked that I watch over you
when she passed on.Copy !req
79. I told her I watch over my flock.Copy !req
80. But she made me promise I'd keep
an extra-sharp eye on you.Copy !req
81. Look, I appreciate the kindness
you've shown to my wife.Copy !req
82. Now that you've spoken your piece...Copy !req
83. why don't you go tend
to some of your other sheep?Copy !req
84. Okay?Copy !req
85. Dorothy mentioned specifically that it was
her desire for you to go to confession.Copy !req
86. She said she couldn't remember
the last time you went.Copy !req
87. - Is that so?
- It is.Copy !req
88. Well, I confess that I never really
cared for church very much.Copy !req
89. The only reason I went
was because of her.Copy !req
90. And I confess that I have no desire...Copy !req
91. to confess to a boy
that's just out of the seminary.Copy !req
92. Great to see you.Copy !req
93. - Bye, dear.
- So long, Walt.Copy !req
94. Walt, can you get it started?
Yeah, it'll be fine.Copy !req
95. I wish I could help, Dad,
but I gotta get the kids home.Copy !req
96. - Kids are getting restless.
- Yeah, fine. Just go.Copy !req
97. I'll call you,
see how you're doing.Copy !req
98. All right.Copy !req
99. Kill you to buy American? Jesus.Copy !req
100. Did you see the way
he looked at the truck?Copy !req
101. It's always rice-burner this,
Jap-burner that, you know?Copy !req
102. - Even at Mom's funeral, he can't let it go.
- He didn't say anything.Copy !req
103. - He didn't need to.
- What do you expect?Copy !req
104. The man worked at Ford
all those years.Copy !req
105. - I suppose that's my goddamn fault.
- Just give it a rest, just drive, okay?Copy !req
106. Kids, want the radio on?
Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good.Copy !req
107. Damn barbarians.Copy !req
108. I'm just so brokenhearted.Copy !req
109. I want my daughter
to find another husband.Copy !req
110. If she married again
there would be a man in the house.Copy !req
111. What about Thao?
The man of the house is right there.Copy !req
112. Look at him washing dishes.Copy !req
113. He does whatever his sister
orders him to do.Copy !req
114. How could he ever become the man
of the house?Copy !req
115. Be patient, once he's older,
he will be the man of the house.Copy !req
116. No way.Copy !req
117. Today is a blessed day, for a child is born.Copy !req
118. I offer food to nurture this child's body.Copy !req
119. I offer clothing
to protect this child's flesh.Copy !req
120. The child is blessed with a mother
and father.Copy !req
121. Oh, spirit of this child...Copy !req
122. return home
and do not wander anymore.Copy !req
123. Come home, spirit and soul, come home.Copy !req
124. Live a good life and grow old.Copy !req
125. Jesus. Polarski would roll over in his grave
if he could see his lawn now.Copy !req
126. What the hell did Chinks have to
move into this neighborhood for?Copy !req
127. Why does that old white man stay here?Copy !req
128. All the Americans have moved out
of this neighborhood.Copy !req
129. Why haven't you gone?Copy !req
130. Why don't you strut away,
you dumb rooster?Copy !req
131. Are you gone completely deaf
or something?Copy !req
132. Hi there, Walt.Copy !req
133. I'm not a friend of yours,
so why do you insist on calling me Walt?Copy !req
134. Sorry. Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
135. - What are you peddling today, Padre?
- Nothing. I thought I'd drop by and see you.Copy !req
136. I haven't seen you in church.Copy !req
137. Now that you've done your good deed,
why don't you take off down the road?Copy !req
138. - I'd really like to talk, Mr. Kowalski.
- Not in this lifetime, sonny.Copy !req
139. Why? Do you have a problem with me,
Mr. Kowalski?Copy !req
140. - You don't wanna know.
- No, I do.Copy !req
141. Well, I think you're an over-educated
27-year-old virgin...Copy !req
142. who likes to hold hands of ladies who are
superstitious and promises them eternity.Copy !req
143. Yo! Hey!Copy !req
144. Is you—? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man?
I can't tell.Copy !req
145. Hey, chinito, hey,
if you was in the pen...Copy !req
146. I'd be fucking you in the ass.
You'd be my bitch.Copy !req
147. What are you reading,
Jackass and the Rice Stalk?Copy !req
148. Yeah, that's right, keep walking!
Keep walking!Copy !req
149. Look at me when I talk to you, homes!Copy !req
150. Fucking slopes, man,
everywhere you look, man.Copy !req
151. Slopes everywhere we go, man.
Go back to your rice paddy.Copy !req
152. What you looking at, man?Copy !req
153. - That's my little cousin over there.
- You sure that's your cousin, man?Copy !req
154. - Fuck, yeah, that's my little cousin.
- He tight with anybody?Copy !req
155. No, he flies solo, man.
You wanna do something?Copy !req
156. Man, let's go down there and see
what the fuck they doing over there.Copy !req
157. I like your sandals too.Copy !req
158. - Hey. Yo, what's up? What's up?
- Yo, what's up, motherfuckers?Copy !req
159. They fucking with you?
Man, fuck you, homeboy!Copy !req
160. - What you got?
Hey, we can do this right now.Copy !req
161. - You go fucking back to your country.
- Fuck you, man.Copy !req
162. Oh, good, more fucking rice niggers.Copy !req
163. Aren't you supposed to cook me
some Chinese food, huh?Copy !req
164. - How many bullets you got?
- We'll catch you on the rebound, homey.Copy !req
165. Thao!
Come on, man. Get in the car, man.Copy !req
166. Thao.Copy !req
167. - Get with us, man.
- Get in the car.Copy !req
168. Fuck, man, get in the car, man.
Thao!Copy !req
169. Those punk-ass Mexicans
messing with you?Copy !req
170. Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog.
Come on, dog, get the fuck in here.Copy !req
171. What you doing, man?
Get in the car, man, come on.Copy !req
172. Chill with us, man.Copy !req
173. Come on, man.
We just bailed your ass out, dog!Copy !req
174. Come on.Copy !req
175. Come on, Thao, man. You need a big coz
to take care of you, man.Copy !req
176. Man, fuck it. Hey.Copy !req
177. Forget it, man. Let's go, dude.
Fuck his ass.Copy !req
178. - Tomorrow, I'll see your ass.
Why you gotta be a little girl?Copy !req
179. Tomorrow.Copy !req
180. Come on, man, let's go.
We got the gun, man.Copy !req
181. Fuck you.
Let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
182. - We've got the strap.
Let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
183. - Fuck that pussy.
Pussy.Copy !req
184. Hey, Thao.Copy !req
185. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
186. What's up, Thao?Copy !req
187. What are you doing, little man?Copy !req
188. - Why you doing women's work?
- What do you want?Copy !req
189. What? I can't just come
and talk to my little cousin?Copy !req
190. - He doesn't wanna talk to you.
- Well, I'm here, right?Copy !req
191. Hey, Spider, who that?
What's up?Copy !req
192. Spider? Is that what
he just called you, Fong?Copy !req
193. Spider.Copy !req
194. - Is there something wrong with Spider?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
195. Hey, so how old is you anyways?Copy !req
196. - Mentally, I'm way too old for you.
- What?Copy !req
197. You guys are stupid. I'm going inside.Copy !req
198. - What?
- Sue.Copy !req
199. Help your little bro do this gardening.Copy !req
200. Bite it, stupid.Copy !req
201. Hey. You wanna roll with us, man?
Come on.Copy !req
202. - Dude.
- Come on, ride with us. Come on.Copy !req
203. Come on, chill with us.Copy !req
204. You need somebody to protect you.
That's what your big coz is for.Copy !req
205. Look, dog, I been there, done it,
and I seen it, man.Copy !req
206. Back in the day, everybody used to
wanna beat me up.Copy !req
207. But now, nobody wanna fuck with me.Copy !req
208. - Come on, man, let's go.
- We're coz, right?Copy !req
209. Come on.
- We're coz, right? We're family.Copy !req
210. Look, a brother to Spider
is a brother to me. Come on.Copy !req
211. Dude, man, take this shit off.
Come on.Copy !req
212. Come on, roll with us. Come on.
That's woman's work, man.Copy !req
213. Don't get your hands dirty, man.Copy !req
214. So, what do I have to do?Copy !req
215. Spider told me that our boy next door
got a bad-ass whip.Copy !req
216. Come on.Copy !req
217. Nice.Copy !req
218. Yeah, my little cousin being a little man.Copy !req
219. Whoa.Copy !req
220. Yo, now, that's a nice car.Copy !req
221. Hell, yeah. 1972 Gran Torino, fastback.Copy !req
222. - Yo.
- Cobra jet engine.Copy !req
223. Yo, man, it's still in mint condition.Copy !req
224. Yo, man. It's in mint condition, man.Copy !req
225. Oh, I've got one.Copy !req
226. There's a Mexican, a Jew,
and a colored guy go into a bar.Copy !req
227. The bartender looks up and says,
"Get the fuck out of here."Copy !req
228. So here's where my flock congregates
when they're not in church.Copy !req
229. Hey, Father J.Copy !req
230. Hi, Mel. Hey there, Darrell.Copy !req
231. - Hello, Father.
- Hi, Walt.Copy !req
232. What brings you in here, Father?
The meat raffle?Copy !req
233. No, I just came down to talk to Walt,
if that's okay.Copy !req
234. Damn, Padre, you are persistent,
aren't you?Copy !req
235. I promised your wife.Copy !req
236. All right. Let's get a booth.Copy !req
237. I'll have a Pabst and a shot of Jack
and whatever he's having.Copy !req
238. - I'll have a Diet Coke.
- Bullshit, this is a bar. You have a drink.Copy !req
239. - Um, I'll have a gin and tonic.
Attaboy.Copy !req
240. So...Copy !req
241. what do you want?Copy !req
242. I promised your wife I'd get you
to go to confession.Copy !req
243. Now, why would you do that?Copy !req
244. She was very insistent. She made me.Copy !req
245. You're kind of fond of promising things
you can't deliver on. Right, Father?Copy !req
246. - Let's talk about something else.
- What?Copy !req
247. Life and death.Copy !req
248. Life and death. What the hell do you know
about life and death?Copy !req
249. I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest.Copy !req
250. Yeah. You get up and preach about life
and death...Copy !req
251. but all you know is what you learned
in priest school.Copy !req
252. Right out of the rookie
preacher's handbook.Copy !req
253. I don't know about that. I think—Copy !req
254. Death is bittersweet.Copy !req
255. Sort of bitter in its pain,
but sweet in its salvation.Copy !req
256. That's what you know about life and death,
and it's pathetic.Copy !req
257. What do you know, Mr. Kowalski?Copy !req
258. I know a lot. I lived for almost three years
in Korea with it.Copy !req
259. Thanks.Copy !req
260. We shot men...Copy !req
261. stabbed them with bayonets,
hacked 17-year-olds to death with shovels.Copy !req
262. Stuff I'll remember till the day I die.Copy !req
263. Horrible things, but things I'll live with.Copy !req
264. And what about life?Copy !req
265. Well, I survived the war.Copy !req
266. Got married, had a family.Copy !req
267. Sounds like you know a lot more
about death than you do living.Copy !req
268. Maybe so, Father.Copy !req
269. Maybe so.Copy !req
270. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
271. Come on, get in the car!
Thao, what the fuck? Get in!Copy !req
272. - Get in, Thao.
- Come on, let's go. Get in.Copy !req
273. Fuck, man? Get in!Copy !req
274. - Hello?
- Hey. Morning, Dad.Copy !req
275. It's your number one son, Mitch.Copy !req
276. Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon,
it's not morning.Copy !req
277. Oh, right. Afternoon, then.Copy !req
278. So, what do you want?Copy !req
279. What? No. Nothing.
I mean, what would I want?Copy !req
280. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
281. Your wife's already gone through
all your mother's jewelry.Copy !req
282. No, Dad, I'm just calling
to see how you're doing. Just...Copy !req
283. Anything new
with the old neighborhood?Copy !req
284. Yeah. No.Copy !req
285. Great. Smooth sailing.Copy !req
286. Yeah.Copy !req
287. - Okay, good. Good, then. Oh, hey, Dad.
- Yeah.Copy !req
288. You wouldn't happen to still know that guy
that has the Lions season tickets?Copy !req
289. Oh, you fuck.Copy !req
290. Dad—Copy !req
291. Ain't she sweet.Copy !req
292. Come on, girl.Copy !req
293. Yo, what's up? What are you guys
doing out here, man?Copy !req
294. Nothing.
Minding our own business.Copy !req
295. Just hanging out.Copy !req
296. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
297. - What?
I told you guys already—Copy !req
298. Can't I just come hang out
with my little cousin?Copy !req
299. Huh?Copy !req
300. We have good news for you, man.Copy !req
301. Oh, really? And what's that?Copy !req
302. Only for guy talk.Copy !req
303. - I don't think so.
- Why not?Copy !req
304. Come on, man.
We gonna give you another shot, man.Copy !req
305. - Don't go, Thao.
Mind your own business, girl.Copy !req
306. - Come on, let's go.
Come.Copy !req
307. - Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh?
Come on, dog.Copy !req
308. Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome.Copy !req
309. What the hell is this?Copy !req
310. Get up.
- Get off my lawn.Copy !req
311. Listen, old man,
you don't wanna fuck with me.Copy !req
312. Did you hear me?
I said, get off my lawn now.Copy !req
313. Are you fucking crazy?
Go back in the house.Copy !req
314. Yeah. I blow a hole in your face,
and then I go in the house.Copy !req
315. And I sleep like a baby.
You can count on that.Copy !req
316. We used to stack fucks like you
five feet high in Korea...Copy !req
317. use you for sandbags.Copy !req
318. Okay.Copy !req
319. - But you better watch your back.
- Fuck it, man, he's crazy.Copy !req
320. We'll get this cracker next time.Copy !req
321. Thank you.Copy !req
322. Get off my lawn.Copy !req
323. What the hell is this?Copy !req
324. Christ.Copy !req
325. No, no. No, no, no.
Come on, no more. No more.Copy !req
326. No more. What—?Copy !req
327. Stay right there. Stay right there.Copy !req
328. Why can't you just leave me alone?Copy !req
329. We brought you some shallots
to plant.Copy !req
330. - I don't want them.
- They're perennials.Copy !req
331. - They come back every year.
- Why are you bringing me all this garbage?Copy !req
332. Because...Copy !req
333. - Because you saved Thao.
- I didn't save anybody.Copy !req
334. I just— I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks
off of my lawn, that's all.Copy !req
335. - You're a hero to the neighborhood.
- I'm not a hero.Copy !req
336. They think you are.
That's why they keep bringing you gifts.Copy !req
337. - Please, take them.
- They're wrong.Copy !req
338. Now, I just want to be left alone.
Thank you.Copy !req
339. Wait.Copy !req
340. This is my mom, Vu, I'm Sue,
and that's my brother, Thao.Copy !req
341. - We live next door.
- So?Copy !req
342. Thao wants to say something.Copy !req
343. I'm sorry.Copy !req
344. - Sorry for what?
- For trying to steal your car.Copy !req
345. Let me tell you something, boy.Copy !req
346. You step on this property again,
you're done.Copy !req
347. Good afternoon, Walt.Copy !req
348. I told you I'm not going to confession.Copy !req
349. - Why didn't you just call the police?
- What?Copy !req
350. I do work
with some of the Hmong gangs...Copy !req
351. and I heard there was trouble
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
352. Why didn't you call the police?Copy !req
353. Well...Copy !req
354. You know, I prayed
that they would show up...Copy !req
355. but nobody answered.Copy !req
356. What were you thinking?Copy !req
357. Someone could have been killed.
We're talking life and death here.Copy !req
358. When things go wrong,
you gotta act quickly.Copy !req
359. When we were in Korea and a thousand
screaming gooks came across our line...Copy !req
360. we didn't call the police, we reacted.Copy !req
361. We're not in Korea, Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
362. I've been thinking about our conversation
on life and death.Copy !req
363. About what you said.Copy !req
364. About how you carry around all the horrible
things you were forced to do...Copy !req
365. horrible things that won't leave you.Copy !req
366. It seems it would do you good
to unload some of that burden.Copy !req
367. Things done during war are terrible.Copy !req
368. Being ordered to kill.Copy !req
369. Killing to save yourself,
killing to save others.Copy !req
370. You're right. Those are things
I know nothing about...Copy !req
371. but I do know about forgiveness...Copy !req
372. and I've seen a lot of men
who have confessed their sins...Copy !req
373. admitted their guilt,
and left their burdens behind them.Copy !req
374. Stronger men than you.Copy !req
375. Men at war who were ordered
to do appalling things...Copy !req
376. and are now at peace.Copy !req
377. Well, I gotta hand it to you, Padre.Copy !req
378. You came here
with your guns loaded this time.Copy !req
379. Thank you.Copy !req
380. And you're right about one thing.Copy !req
381. About stronger men than me
reaching their salvation.Copy !req
382. Well, halle-fucking-lujah.Copy !req
383. But you're wrong about something else.Copy !req
384. What's that, Mr. Kowalski?Copy !req
385. The thing that haunts a man the most
is what he isn't ordered to do.Copy !req
386. There. You finally look
like a human being again.Copy !req
387. You shouldn't wait so long between
haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch.Copy !req
388. Yeah. Well, I'm surprised
you're still around.Copy !req
389. I was always hoping you'd die...Copy !req
390. and they'd get somebody
who knew what they were doing.Copy !req
391. Instead you just keep hanging around
like the doo-wop dago you are.Copy !req
392. - That'll be 10 bucks, Walt.
- Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Martin.Copy !req
393. What are you, half Jew or something?
You keep raising the prices.Copy !req
394. It's been 10 bucks for the last five years,
you hard-nosed, Polack son of a bitch.Copy !req
395. - Yeah, well, keep the change.
- See you in three weeks, prick.Copy !req
396. Not if I see you first, dipshit.Copy !req
397. Since everything could go downhill
after that.Copy !req
398. - Yeah, that's true.
- That would suck.Copy !req
399. - That's cool, you know? Yeah.
Ain't shit going on, man.Copy !req
400. Ain't shit going on.Copy !req
401. Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk.
Check this out.Copy !req
402. Oooh. Boy.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
403. Bring that little tight ass over here.
Come here, girl. Don't be shy.Copy !req
404. What, you can't say hi?
Why you acting all stuck-up and shit?Copy !req
405. - What you supposed to be, man?
- Yo, it's cool, dog.Copy !req
406. What the fuck you doing
in my neighborhood, boy?Copy !req
407. Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot,
you know? Get some CDs.Copy !req
408. It's all good, bro.Copy !req
409. See, he called you bro, Duke.Copy !req
410. - He called you bro, man.
- It's all good, bro.Copy !req
411. It's all good, huh?
Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
412. Call me bro again, man,
I'll bite your motherfucking face off.Copy !req
413. Yeah, motherfucker.Copy !req
414. Now, what the fuck
y'all come down here for?Copy !req
415. You here to bring me this little present?
Monk? She bringing it to us?Copy !req
416. This little Oriental yummy.Copy !req
417. Don't worry.
I'm gonna take real good care of her.Copy !req
418. - Fuck out of here, man.
- Fuck out of here, man.Copy !req
419. - I told you we're finished here.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
420. Keep your ass right here.Copy !req
421. Oh, great. Another asshole
who has a fetish for Asian girls?Copy !req
422. God, that gets so old.Copy !req
423. Oh, shit.
- What's your name, girl?Copy !req
424. My name?Copy !req
425. Get your ass out of here, okay?Copy !req
426. It's "Take your crude come-on
to every woman who walks past...Copy !req
427. and cram it." That's my name.Copy !req
428. Mouthy little bitch.Copy !req
429. - Who you think you talking to?
- Who does it look like?Copy !req
430. - You think you real funny, don't you?
- Oh, shit. Ain't she tough?Copy !req
431. What? You gonna hit me now? That would
pretty much complete the picture.Copy !req
432. You need to keep your bitch on a leash.Copy !req
433. Put a chain on that whore
and yank that motherfucker.Copy !req
434. Of course. Right to the
stereotype thesaurus.Copy !req
435. Call me a whore and a bitch
in the same sentence.Copy !req
436. - This bitch is crazy.
I like them like that.Copy !req
437. Man, take this bitch.Copy !req
438. Hey. Get off me.Copy !req
439. - You don't know when to quit, do you?
I'm gonna teach her a lesson.Copy !req
440. Stop. Let go.Copy !req
441. Get your ass over there.Copy !req
442. What the fuck you looking at, old man?Copy !req
443. - What the hell are you spooks up to?
- Spooks?Copy !req
444. You better get your ass on, honky,
while I still let you.Copy !req
445. - That's what you better do.
- That's right, bitch.Copy !req
446. Fuck you think you at?Copy !req
447. Ever notice how you come across somebody
once in a while...Copy !req
448. that you shouldn't have fucked with?Copy !req
449. That's me.Copy !req
450. Man, you fucking crazy, man.
Get out of here, man.Copy !req
451. Why don't you get your ass up out of here
before I kick your old, wrinkly, white ass?Copy !req
452. Crazy motherfucker, man.
What's wrong with him, man?Copy !req
453. What the fuck?Copy !req
454. - This motherfucker crazy, man.
- What's wrong with this nigga, man?Copy !req
455. What the hell?Copy !req
456. Get in the truck.Copy !req
457. This crazy motherfucker, man.
What's wrong with him, man?Copy !req
458. He put his finger at us.Copy !req
459. - Oh, shit.
- Come on, now. Hey, pops. Come on, now.Copy !req
460. Shut your fucking face.Copy !req
461. You fucking don't listen, do you?Copy !req
462. Now, get in the truck.Copy !req
463. - Go on, get in the truck now. Shit.
Way to go, old man.Copy !req
464. Shut up, pussy.Copy !req
465. What is all this "bro" shit, anyway?Copy !req
466. Want to be Super Spade or something?
These guys don't want to be your bro...Copy !req
467. and I don't blame them. Now, get
your ofay, Paddy ass on down the road.Copy !req
468. Take care, now.Copy !req
469. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
470. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
471. Fuck, man, why y'all
didn't fucking do nothing?Copy !req
472. - Man, kick that nigga's ass.
- Man, you fucking—Copy !req
473. Shit, man.Copy !req
474. This fucker.
He had that cannon in your fucking face.Copy !req
475. - You didn't do nothing.
- Trying to stay out.Copy !req
476. What's the matter with you,
for chrissake?Copy !req
477. Trying to get yourself killed?Copy !req
478. I thought you Asian girls
were supposed to be smart.Copy !req
479. Hanging around a neighborhood like that's
a fast way to get you in the obituaries.Copy !req
480. I know. I know. Take it easy.Copy !req
481. And what about that goofball guy
you were with?Copy !req
482. Is that a date or something?Copy !req
483. Yeah. Kind of. His name is Trey.Copy !req
484. Well, you shouldn't be hanging out
with him.Copy !req
485. You should be hanging out with your
own people, with other Humongs.Copy !req
486. You mean Hmong?
We're Hmong, not "Humong."Copy !req
487. Whatever.Copy !req
488. Where the hell is Humong,
I mean Hmong, anyway?Copy !req
489. Wow.Copy !req
490. You're so enlightened, you know that?
No, Hmong isn't a place. It's a people.Copy !req
491. Hmong people come from different parts
of Laos, Thailand, and China.Copy !req
492. Yeah. Well, how did you end up
in my neighborhood, then?Copy !req
493. Why didn't you stay there?Copy !req
494. It's a Vietnam thing.
We fought on your side.Copy !req
495. And when the Americans quit, the
Communists started killing all the Hmong.Copy !req
496. So we came over here.Copy !req
497. Yeah. Well, I don't know
how you ended up in the Midwest.Copy !req
498. There's snow on the ground
six months out of the year.Copy !req
499. Why does a jungle people want to
be in the great frozen tundra?Copy !req
500. Hill people. We were hill people.
Not jungle people. Booga-booga-booga.Copy !req
501. Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
502. Blame the Lutherans.
They brought us over here.Copy !req
503. Everybody blames the Lutherans.Copy !req
504. Well, you'd think the cold
would keep all the idiots out.Copy !req
505. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
506. You know something, kid?
You're all right.Copy !req
507. But what about that dimwit brother
of yours?Copy !req
508. - He a little slow or something?
- Thao is actually really smart.Copy !req
509. He just doesn't know
which direction to go in.Copy !req
510. - Yeah. Poor Toad.
- It's really common.Copy !req
511. Hmong girls over here fit in better.Copy !req
512. The girls go to college,
and the boys go to jail.Copy !req
513. Yeah.Copy !req
514. That old hag hates my ass.Copy !req
515. Well...Copy !req
516. "Your birthday today." Daisy.Copy !req
517. "This year, you have to make a choice
between two life paths.Copy !req
518. Second chances come your way.Copy !req
519. Extraordinary events culminate
in what might seem to be an anticlimax.Copy !req
520. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23...Copy !req
521. 11, 78, and 99."Copy !req
522. What a load of shit.Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. What the hell is it with kids nowadays?Copy !req
525. All right.Copy !req
526. Hey, Mrs. V.
Here, let me help you with those.Copy !req
527. MRS. V: Oh, thank you. I just—
I got it.Copy !req
528. How about that?Copy !req
529. Here you go.
- How about that, Daisy?Copy !req
530. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
531. MRS. V.:
That was too heavy for the bag.Copy !req
532. No problem.
- Thank you.Copy !req
533. - Go ahead, Karen, give it to him.
- Here you go.Copy !req
534. - Well, what is it?
- It's a Gopher.Copy !req
535. So you can reach stuff.
You know, it makes things a lot easier.Copy !req
536. This is from me.Copy !req
537. It's a phone.Copy !req
538. - Oh, I can see that.
- I just thought—Copy !req
539. Well, we thought
that it would make things easier.Copy !req
540. Well, thank you, Karen.Copy !req
541. There's nothing wrong with making things
less hard on yourself.Copy !req
542. Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard
your whole life.Copy !req
543. Maybe it's time you started thinking about,
you know, taking it easier.Copy !req
544. Jeez. That's another thing, Dad.
You really should get rid of the coffin nails.Copy !req
545. But, I don't know, we were thinking
about the house.Copy !req
546. You know, what with Mom gone,
it's gotta be a lot to maintain around here.Copy !req
547. - Mm-hm.
- Let alone clean.Copy !req
548. And, I don't know, you're here all alone.Copy !req
549. Yeah, and there are these great places now,
you know, these communities...Copy !req
550. where you don't have to worry
about mowing the lawn or shoveling snow...Copy !req
551. where the people are like you,
active and alert, but are alone...Copy !req
552. and would benefit from being
around folks their own age.Copy !req
553. Yeah, Dad, look. You gotta check it out.
We've brought some brochures.Copy !req
554. These places are nothing like
what you'd think they'd be.Copy !req
555. - They're great.
- No, no, beautiful.Copy !req
556. They're really nice. They really are.
These are top-notch, like, resorts.Copy !req
557. - It's like staying in a hotel practically.
- They're beautiful.Copy !req
558. They really are.
- Yeah.Copy !req
559. They take care of everything.
They'll clean up. They're really nice.Copy !req
560. They have wonderful stores.
You can buy new shoes.Copy !req
561. They're amazing. They really are.
You'd have a good time.Copy !req
562. - Play some golf, maybe.
Meet other people.Copy !req
563. Son of a bitch.
Kicking us out on his birthday.Copy !req
564. - I told you this was a bad idea.
- I know. You were right.Copy !req
565. - He won't let anybody help him.
- Well, we tried. Can we just drop it?Copy !req
566. No one can say we didn't try.Copy !req
567. The hell with him.
You know what we should've done?Copy !req
568. We should've stayed home
with Josh and Ashley.Copy !req
569. At least they were smart enough
to not come.Copy !req
570. Goddamn kids have more sense
than we do.Copy !req
571. We miss Mama, don't we, Daisy? Yeah.Copy !req
572. Yeah.Copy !req
573. Hey, Walt.Copy !req
574. What are you up to?Copy !req
575. We're having a barbecue.
You wanna come over?Copy !req
576. - What do you think?
- There's tons of food.Copy !req
577. Yeah. Just keep your hands off my dog.Copy !req
578. - No worries. We only eat cats.
- Really?Copy !req
579. No, I'm kidding, you moron.
Come on, you can be my special guest.Copy !req
580. No, I'm fine right here.Copy !req
581. Yeah.Copy !req
582. - Son of a bitch.
- Okay, so, what have you had to eat today?Copy !req
583. Oh, I had a piece of cake
and a little beef jerky.Copy !req
584. Come on over and get something to eat.
We've got beer too.Copy !req
585. Well, I might as well drink with strangers
rather than drink alone.Copy !req
586. After all, it is my birthday.Copy !req
587. - Really? Happy birthday, Wally.
- Don't call me Wally.Copy !req
588. Well, no Pabst, but plenty of beer.Copy !req
589. - As they say, when in Humong.
- Ha, ha. Hey, what am I doing wrong?Copy !req
590. Every time I look at somebody,
they look at the ground.Copy !req
591. You're fine.Copy !req
592. What's she saying?
- She said welcome to her home.Copy !req
593. - Oh, no, she's not.
- Yeah, no, she didn't.Copy !req
594. - She hates me. Come on.
- Yeah, she hates you.Copy !req
595. Okay. Hey.Copy !req
596. Hey, what are all you fish heads
looking at anyway?Copy !req
597. I think we should go
into the other room. Sorry.Copy !req
598. A lot of people in this house
are very traditional.Copy !req
599. Number one, never touch a Hmong person
on their head, not even a child.Copy !req
600. Hmong people believe that the soul
resides on the head, so don't do that.Copy !req
601. Well, sounds dumb, but fine.Copy !req
602. Yeah, and a lot of Hmong people consider
looking someone in the eye to be very rude.Copy !req
603. That's why they look away
when you look at them.Copy !req
604. - Anything else?
- Yeah.Copy !req
605. Some Hmong people tend to smile or grin
when they're yelled at.Copy !req
606. It's a cultural thing.
It expresses embarrassment or insecurity.Copy !req
607. It's not that they're laughing
at you or anything.Copy !req
608. Yeah. God, you people are nuts.Copy !req
609. But the food does look good.
Smells good too.Copy !req
610. Well, of course. It's Hmong food.Copy !req
611. Yeah. Okay.
Can I come back for seconds?Copy !req
612. - Here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
613. You know, you mentioned
about looking at people.Copy !req
614. - He's been staring at me the whole evening.
- That's Kor Khue.Copy !req
615. He's the Lor family shaman.Copy !req
616. And what's that, some sort
of a witch doctor or something?Copy !req
617. - Something like that.
- Yeah. Booga-booga.Copy !req
618. Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally.Copy !req
619. Kor Khue's interested in you.
He heard what you did.Copy !req
620. He would like to read you.
It'd be rude not to allow him this.Copy !req
621. It's a great honor.Copy !req
622. - Yeah, sure, fine by me. Sure.
- All right. Take a seat.Copy !req
623. Here?Copy !req
624. He says that people do not respect you.
They don't even wanna look at you.Copy !req
625. He says the way you live,
your food has no flavor.Copy !req
626. You're worried about your life.Copy !req
627. You made a mistake in your past life,
like a mistake that you did...Copy !req
628. you're not satisfied with.Copy !req
629. He says you have no happiness in your life.
It's like you're not at peace.Copy !req
630. Are you all right?Copy !req
631. Yeah, I'm... Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
632. Fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
633. God, I've got more in common
with these gooks...Copy !req
634. than I do my own spoilt rotten family.Copy !req
635. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
636. Happy birthday.Copy !req
637. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
638. You were bleeding.Copy !req
639. No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing.Copy !req
640. Why don't we go
and get some of that good gook food?Copy !req
641. - You know, I'm starving.
- Okay.Copy !req
642. Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful.Copy !req
643. This stuff is really good.Copy !req
644. Come on, you glutton.Copy !req
645. - What's up?
- Let's go.Copy !req
646. - What for?
To mingle.Copy !req
647. Mingle? We're mingling right here.Copy !req
648. Come on. You told me
not to leave you alone.Copy !req
649. Thank you very much, but I have
to go now. I have to go now.Copy !req
650. I'll be back.
Now, don't let anything go away.Copy !req
651. Oh, great.Copy !req
652. Well, well, well. Look who's over there.Copy !req
653. - Yeah, the kid who stole my Gran Torino.
- My brother, Thao.Copy !req
654. Tried to, anyway. Yeah. Yeah, Toad.Copy !req
655. It was a little wobbly,
but that should fix it.Copy !req
656. So where are you guys from?Copy !req
657. - I'm not far from here.
- I'm from Texas.Copy !req
658. - What's this?
- A little rice liquor. Here, try it.Copy !req
659. All right.Copy !req
660. My friends and I were just wondering
what you're doing here.Copy !req
661. Well, that's a good question.
What am I doing here?Copy !req
662. - Name's Walt.
- Hi, Walt. I'm Youa.Copy !req
663. - Yuam. A pleasure.
- No. Youa.Copy !req
664. Youa, okay.Copy !req
665. So, what do you do?Copy !req
666. - Oh, I fix things, stuff like that.
- Like what?Copy !req
667. Well, I just fixed that dryer there,
I fixed my wife's friend's sink...Copy !req
668. and I took old Aunt Mary to the doctor's
to get her prescription fixed up.Copy !req
669. And then I even fixed a door
that hadn't even broken yet.Copy !req
670. You're funny.Copy !req
671. I've been called a lot of things,
but never funny.Copy !req
672. - Well, I'm gonna take off. Enjoy yourself.
- Okay. Yum Yum. Pleasure.Copy !req
673. Look, she's going, man. Come on.Copy !req
674. Youa, wait up.Copy !req
675. Relax, zipperhead.
I'm not gonna shoot you.Copy !req
676. I'd look down too, if I was you.Copy !req
677. I knew you were a dipshit
the first time I ever saw you...Copy !req
678. but I never thought you were worse
with women...Copy !req
679. than you are at stealing cars, Toad.Copy !req
680. - It's Thao.
- What?Copy !req
681. It's not Toad, it's Thao.
My name is Thao.Copy !req
682. Yeah, well, you're blowing it with that girl
who was there.Copy !req
683. Not that I give two shits
about a toad like you.Copy !req
684. - You don't know what you're talking about.
- You're wrong.Copy !req
685. I know exactly what I'm talking about.Copy !req
686. I may not be the most pleasant person
to be around...Copy !req
687. but I got the best woman
that was ever on this planet to marry me.Copy !req
688. I worked at it. It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
689. But you, you know, you're letting
Click Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan...Copy !req
690. just walk out
with Miss What's-Her-Face.Copy !req
691. She likes you, you know?
Though I don't know why.Copy !req
692. Who?Copy !req
693. Yum Yum. You know, the girl
in the purple sweater.Copy !req
694. She's been looking at you all day, stupid.Copy !req
695. You mean Youa.Copy !req
696. Yeah, Yum Yum, yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl.
A very charming girl.Copy !req
697. I talked with her. Yeah.Copy !req
698. But you, you let her just walk right out
with the Three Stooges.Copy !req
699. And you know why?
Because you're a big, fat pussy.Copy !req
700. Well...Copy !req
701. I gotta go.Copy !req
702. Good day, puss-cake.Copy !req
703. No. No more.Copy !req
704. Well, okay, put them over there.Copy !req
705. Bye-bye.Copy !req
706. No, no. No, no more. No more.
Come on. No more, now.Copy !req
707. No more, please. I—Copy !req
708. Is this that chicken-dumpling thing
you brought the other—?Copy !req
709. Oh, all right.Copy !req
710. Come on, ladies.Copy !req
711. Certainly better than beef jerky,
I'll tell you.Copy !req
712. What's going on?Copy !req
713. Thao is here to make amends.
He's here to work for you.Copy !req
714. No, he isn't.
He's not gonna work for me.Copy !req
715. My mom said he dishonored the family
and now he has to work off his debt.Copy !req
716. - He'll start tomorrow morning.
- Not tomorrow, not any time.Copy !req
717. I don't even want him on my property.
I thought we went over all that.Copy !req
718. It's very important that you accept,
and it would be an insult if you refuse.Copy !req
719. Why is this being put back on me?Copy !req
720. He's the one who tried to steal my car.Copy !req
721. All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this.Copy !req
722. Look, my family is very traditional...Copy !req
723. and would be very much upset
if you don't let Thao repay.Copy !req
724. If he doesn't wanna do it,
then let's just go.Copy !req
725. Shut up, shut up, shut up!Copy !req
726. Yeah. Shut up.Copy !req
727. All right. Tomorrow, come on.Copy !req
728. Tomorrow. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
729. Thank you.Copy !req
730. Jesus, Joseph, and Mary,
these Hmong broads are like badgers.Copy !req
731. Son of a bitch,
I never thought he'd show.Copy !req
732. All right. What are you good at?Copy !req
733. Like what?Copy !req
734. Well, that's what I'm asking.Copy !req
735. If you're gonna work for me,
I gotta know what you're good at.Copy !req
736. I gotta know what you can do.Copy !req
737. I don't know.Copy !req
738. Well, that's kind of halfway
what I expected you to say.Copy !req
739. You see that tree right there?Copy !req
740. You just go over there
and count the birds.Copy !req
741. You want me to count the birds?Copy !req
742. Yeah, you can count. All you slopes
are supposed to be good at math, right?Copy !req
743. - Yeah, I can count.
- Good.Copy !req
744. One, two...Copy !req
745. So, what do you have for me today?
You want me to watch paint dry?Copy !req
746. - Maybe even count the clouds that pass by?
- Don't get flip with me, boy.Copy !req
747. I'm not the one who tried to steal.
Don't you forget that.Copy !req
748. Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me
or say racist things.Copy !req
749. Because you know what? I'll take it.Copy !req
750. Yeah, course you'll take it, because you
have no teeth, you have no balls, kid.Copy !req
751. Look, I'm stuck here...Copy !req
752. so why don't you just find something
useful for me to do?Copy !req
753. Because unlike you, I'm not useless,
and I maintain my own property.Copy !req
754. You swamp rats, on the other hand,
you just can't help but...Copy !req
755. How long do I have you for?Copy !req
756. - Toad? How long?
- Till next Friday.Copy !req
757. Yeah.Copy !req
758. All right. Go get the ladder
out of the garage.Copy !req
759. When you get finished with that roof there,
you can take that gutter and nail it back up.Copy !req
760. I'm tired of looking at it
the last three years.Copy !req
761. Yeah.Copy !req
762. Yeah, you said it, brother.Copy !req
763. Hello.Copy !req
764. Grandpa says he wants to know...Copy !req
765. if you can have Thao clear out
the big wasp nest under our porch.Copy !req
766. Wasp nest?Copy !req
767. Well, that's terrible.Copy !req
768. Yeah, well, I think we can handle that
after lunch.Copy !req
769. Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.Copy !req
770. Hey, it's my last day.
So, what else do you have for me to do?Copy !req
771. Take the day off. You've done enough.Copy !req
772. Toad.Copy !req
773. Nothing, never mind.Copy !req
774. The doctor will see you now. Thank you.Copy !req
775. Koski?Copy !req
776. Mr. Kowalski? Good morning.
I looked over your paperwork...Copy !req
777. and I think we should immediately
start a full battery of tests.Copy !req
778. I feel that this would be the best
way to go about...Copy !req
779. - ... checking out the issues that you've had—
- Excuse me.Copy !req
780. What happened to Dr. Feldman,
my regular doctor?Copy !req
781. Dr. Feldman retired three years ago.
I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.Copy !req
782. - It's Grandpa Walt.
- Pick it up.Copy !req
783. - You talk to him.
- Mitch.Copy !req
784. - I'm doing bills here.
You talk to him. He's your father.Copy !req
785. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
786. Hi, Mitch, it's— It's me, your dad.Copy !req
787. Yeah, I know. What's up?Copy !req
788. Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really.Copy !req
789. - How's everything going?
- I'm fine. Fine. Doing fine.Copy !req
790. Fine. Good.
How about Karen and the kids?Copy !req
791. Fine, everybody's great. Doing fine.Copy !req
792. - Good. How about work?
- Busy.Copy !req
793. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I suppose.Copy !req
794. In fact, speaking of busy,
I got a lot on my plate right now...Copy !req
795. so if there's not something pressing...Copy !req
796. No. No, not at all.Copy !req
797. So why don't you call me this weekend?Copy !req
798. Sure.Copy !req
799. Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad.
Thanks for calling.Copy !req
800. Thanks. Yeah.Copy !req
801. This kid doesn't have a chance.Copy !req
802. - What do you know about faucets?
- I know a lot about them, boy.Copy !req
803. Stand aside.Copy !req
804. - Jesus. For the love of Pete.
- What?Copy !req
805. It must be a hundred degrees in here.
Why don't you turn on the fan?Copy !req
806. The place is falling apart.Copy !req
807. Man, where'd you get all this stuff?Copy !req
808. - What are you talking about?
- All the tools and stuff.Copy !req
809. Well, it may come as a surprise
to a thief...Copy !req
810. but I bought this stuff, everything in here,
with my own money.Copy !req
811. Yeah, yeah. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
812. I mean, there's just so much shit
packed in here.Copy !req
813. Yeah. Well, every tool in here
has a purpose.Copy !req
814. Everything has a job to do.Copy !req
815. They're all to use if necessary.Copy !req
816. Okay, so, what's that?Copy !req
817. - That's a post-hole digger.
- That?Copy !req
818. Vise grips.Copy !req
819. - That?
- Wire cutters.Copy !req
820. You know it's a trowel, come on.Copy !req
821. Those are shears there,
and that's a saw.Copy !req
822. That's a tack hammer.
You can't fool me, kid.Copy !req
823. All right, what's on your mind?Copy !req
824. It's just, I can't afford
to buy all this stuff.Copy !req
825. Well, I guess even a bonehead
like you could understand...Copy !req
826. that a man acquires this
over a period of 50 years.Copy !req
827. - Yeah, but...
- All right, look, here.Copy !req
828. Take these three items, right here.
You can have this.Copy !req
829. WD-40, vise grips and some duct tape.Copy !req
830. Any man worth his salt
can do half of the household chores...Copy !req
831. with just those three things.Copy !req
832. Anything else you need,
you just borrow it, that's all.Copy !req
833. Okay. Cool.Copy !req
834. - Fuck me.
- What's with that?Copy !req
835. Nothing. What?Copy !req
836. Nothing, huh?
I just saw you coughed up blood.Copy !req
837. That's not good.
You should really see a doctor.Copy !req
838. Yeah.Copy !req
839. Look...Copy !req
840. those guys who were here
the other night, on my lawn.Copy !req
841. What about them?Copy !req
842. Just a gang, a bunch
of Hmong gangbangers.Copy !req
843. Yeah, I assumed that,
but what were they doing here?Copy !req
844. They were gonna take me away.Copy !req
845. They were kind of pissed
that I blew my first initiation.Copy !req
846. Yeah. Well, you are a pussy, you know,
you wanna hang out with guys like that.Copy !req
847. What was your initiation supposed to be?Copy !req
848. My Gran Torino?Copy !req
849. Christ all Friday.Copy !req
850. Shit.Copy !req
851. Toad, you got a minute?Copy !req
852. All right. Okay.Copy !req
853. Here it is.Copy !req
854. Here's the deal. I take the top
because that's the heaviest.Copy !req
855. I pull on that,
and you stand right back here...Copy !req
856. and you push
and help me push it up each step.Copy !req
857. - Just like that.
- Then let me take the top.Copy !req
858. No, no, I've got the top.Copy !req
859. Really, I'll take the top.
It looks heavy.Copy !req
860. Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top.Copy !req
861. If you don't let me take the top,
I ain't helping.Copy !req
862. - Now, listen to me, zipperhead—
- No, you listen, old man.Copy !req
863. I'm here because you needed help.
So it's either top or I'm out of here.Copy !req
864. All right. You take the top, and I'll push.Copy !req
865. Just don't let it slip out of your
little-girl hands and crush me.Copy !req
866. Don't give me any ideas, now.Copy !req
867. - That thing weighs a ton.
- Yeah.Copy !req
868. It runs like a clock, though. They just
don't make them like this anymore.Copy !req
869. So, what are you gonna do with it?Copy !req
870. Sell it, I guess.Copy !req
871. How much?Copy !req
872. 60 bucks. They...Copy !req
873. I'm tired of having it sit around
down in the basement there.Copy !req
874. Why? You looking for a freezer?Copy !req
875. The downstairs one kind of died.Copy !req
876. Okay. 25 bucks and it's yours.Copy !req
877. Twenty-five? But you just said 60.Copy !req
878. I know, but this'll save me money
putting an ad in the paper.Copy !req
879. - Come on, let's wheel it over to your place.
- All right. Okay.Copy !req
880. - Kind of ironic, huh?
What?Copy !req
881. Toad washing the car
that he tried to steal from you.Copy !req
882. Yeah. He misses one spot,
he's doing it all over again too.Copy !req
883. It's nice of you to
look after him like this.Copy !req
884. He doesn't have any real role models
in his life.Copy !req
885. Well, I'm not any role model.Copy !req
886. But you're a good man, Wally.Copy !req
887. I wish our father
would've been more like you.Copy !req
888. - Don't go calling me Wally.
- No, I'm serious.Copy !req
889. He was really hard on us, really traditional,
and really old-school.Copy !req
890. - Yeah, well, I'm old-school.
- Yeah, but you're an American.Copy !req
891. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
892. You like him, don't you?Copy !req
893. Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car.Copy !req
894. Uh-huh. And you spend time with him...Copy !req
895. teach him how to fix things,
saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.Copy !req
896. - Hey. Watch your language, lady.
- And you're a good man.Copy !req
897. I'm not a good man.Copy !req
898. Get me another beer, dragon lady.
This one's empty.Copy !req
899. You know, the Hmong consider gardening
to be women's work.Copy !req
900. Yeah. That's probably why I see you
in the garden over there all the time.Copy !req
901. Besides, we ain't in Humong.Copy !req
902. Funny.Copy !req
903. You know, you should quit.
That's bad for you.Copy !req
904. Yeah? So is being in a gang, dipshit.Copy !req
905. Didn't you hear what I just said?
I saw you cough up blood.Copy !req
906. You should quit.Copy !req
907. So, what's that emblem supposed
to mean anyway?Copy !req
908. Is it your ancient Cub Scout emblem?Copy !req
909. First Cavalry. I've had it since '51.Copy !req
910. So, what do you want to do
with your life, kid?Copy !req
911. Well, I was thinking about maybe sales.Copy !req
912. Sales, huh?Copy !req
913. My oldest son is in sales.Copy !req
914. - Does he do well?
- Oh, yeah. License to steal.Copy !req
915. I work in the Ford factory for 50 years,
and he's out selling Japanese cars.Copy !req
916. - You made cars?
- Yeah.Copy !req
917. I put the steering column
in this Gran Torino...Copy !req
918. in 1972, right on the line.Copy !req
919. Oh, you are old. So cool.Copy !req
920. Yeah. So you wanna be in sales.
You thinking about going to school maybe?Copy !req
921. - Kind of, but school costs money.
- Well, maybe you should get a job.Copy !req
922. You can't just sit there and spread mulch
in my garden the rest of your life.Copy !req
923. - Well, maybe you could just pay me.
- Yeah. Very funny.Copy !req
924. Well, what kind of job could I ever get?Copy !req
925. Yeah. You're right.
Nobody would ever hire you.Copy !req
926. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
927. Look, I'm just kidding, zip.
I mean, you could get a job.Copy !req
928. - You could get a job anywhere.
- Like what?Copy !req
929. - Well, how about construction?
- Me?Copy !req
930. - Yeah.
- Construction?Copy !req
931. - You have Alzheimer's or something?
- No. You could get a job in construction.Copy !req
932. I know people in the trades.Copy !req
933. Course, I have to make a little adjustment
and man you up a little bit.Copy !req
934. - Man me up?
- Yeah.Copy !req
935. And I think you ought to
date Miss Yum Yum too.Copy !req
936. Do you a little good.Copy !req
937. You know, get a little carbon
off the valves.Copy !req
938. Now you're just gonna learn
how guys talk.Copy !req
939. You just listen to the way Martin
and I batter it back and forth.Copy !req
940. - You okay? You ready?
- Sure.Copy !req
941. All right. Let's go in.Copy !req
942. Perfect.Copy !req
943. A Polack and a chink.Copy !req
944. How you doing, Martin,
you crazy Italian prick?Copy !req
945. You cheap bastard, I should've known you'd
come in. I was having such a pleasant day.Copy !req
946. What'd you do, Jew some poor blind guy
out of his money?Copy !req
947. - Gave him the wrong change?
- Who's the Nip?Copy !req
948. Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door.
I'm just trying to man him up a little bit.Copy !req
949. Mm.Copy !req
950. You see, kid? Now, that's how guys
talk to one another.Copy !req
951. - They do?
- What, you got shit in your ears?Copy !req
952. Now go on out and come back in,
and talk to him like a man.Copy !req
953. Like a real man.Copy !req
954. - Come on, Walt.
- Come on. Get your ass out of here.Copy !req
955. And come on back now.Copy !req
956. - Sorry about this.
- It's okay.Copy !req
957. What's up, you old Italian prick?Copy !req
958. Get out of my shop before
I blow your head off...Copy !req
959. - ... you goddamn dick-smoking gook!
- Jesus Christ. Oh, shit.Copy !req
960. Take it easy. Take it easy.Copy !req
961. What the hell are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
962. But that's what you said.
That what you said men say.Copy !req
963. You don't just come in
and insult the man in his shop.Copy !req
964. You don't do that. What happens if you
meet some stranger and get the wrong one?Copy !req
965. - He's gonna blow your gook head right off.
- What should I have said, then?Copy !req
966. Yeah, kid, why don't you start
with "Hi" or "Hello"?Copy !req
967. Yeah, just come in and say:Copy !req
968. "Sir, I'd like a haircut,
if you have time."Copy !req
969. Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass.Copy !req
970. You could talk about
a construction job you just came from...Copy !req
971. and bitch about your girlfriend
and your car.Copy !req
972. Son of a bitch, I just got my brakes fixed,
and those sons of bitches really nailed me.Copy !req
973. - I mean, they screwed me right in the ass.
Don't swear at the guy.Copy !req
974. Just talk about people
who are not in the room.Copy !req
975. You could bitch about your boss making you
work overtime when it's bowling night.Copy !req
976. Right. Or my old lady bitches
for two goddamn hours...Copy !req
977. about how they don't take
expired coupons at the grocery store...Copy !req
978. and the minute I turn on the game,
she starts crying how we never talk.Copy !req
979. You see? Now go out, come back
and talk to him.Copy !req
980. And it ain't rocket science, for chrissake.Copy !req
981. Yeah, but I don't have a job, a car
or a girlfriend.Copy !req
982. Jesus. I should've blown his head off
when I had the chance.Copy !req
983. Yeah. Maybe so.Copy !req
984. Now, okay, I want you to turn around
and go outside...Copy !req
985. and come back, and don't talk
about having no job...Copy !req
986. no car, no girlfriend,
no future, no dick.Copy !req
987. Okay? Just turn around and go.Copy !req
988. Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut,
if you ain't too busy.Copy !req
989. You old Italian son-of-a-bitch
prick barber.Copy !req
990. Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys
at my construction job.Copy !req
991. Fuck me.Copy !req
992. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
993. - All set to go through with it, right?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
994. Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. Just say, "Yes, sir,"
and, "I'll do my best."Copy !req
995. Yes. I'll do my best.Copy !req
996. Because when I vouch for somebody,
that means I've given my word.Copy !req
997. - And I don't want you making me look bad.
- No, I'm good. Totally into this.Copy !req
998. Don't lay down, either.
Just look them straight in the eye.Copy !req
999. And a man can tell a lot
by your handshake.Copy !req
1000. - Here. Put those in your back pocket.
- Cool.Copy !req
1001. Don't blow this.Copy !req
1002. Hey, Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon.
How the hell are you?Copy !req
1003. - I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen?
Not me, that's for sure.Copy !req
1004. Help yourself, there, Walt.
You dumb Polack.Copy !req
1005. Okay, this is the kid
I was telling you about.Copy !req
1006. Thao, this is Tim Kennedy.
He's the super on this job.Copy !req
1007. So, what do we got here, Walt?Copy !req
1008. Well, he knows construction,
and he's a smart kid.Copy !req
1009. He'll do anything you need him for.Copy !req
1010. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1011. - You speak English?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1012. - Were you born here?
- You bet.Copy !req
1013. I see that Walt drove you here.
You got a vehicle?Copy !req
1014. Not at the moment.
Taking the bus for now.Copy !req
1015. The bus. Jesus Christ,
you don't have a car?Copy !req
1016. My head gasket cracked.Copy !req
1017. And the goddamn prick at the shop
wants to bend me over for 2100.Copy !req
1018. Oh, please.Copy !req
1019. I replaced the tranny in my Tahoe,
and the sons of bitches fucked me hard.Copy !req
1020. - Just under 3200.
- Goddamn thieves. It ain't right.Copy !req
1021. You got that right.Copy !req
1022. Okay, come on in on Monday,
and we'll find something for you to do.Copy !req
1023. - Thanks, Mr. Kennedy.
- It's Tim. And what's your name again?Copy !req
1024. - Thao.
- "Tuh," okay.Copy !req
1025. You owe me one, Walt.Copy !req
1026. Yeah. Well, I'll buy you a fruitcake
for Christmas.Copy !req
1027. Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just
hand over them keys to that Gran Torino?Copy !req
1028. - Why the hell does everybody want my car?
- Well, I'm not surprised.Copy !req
1029. Yeah, you don't know the half of it.
All right, come on, zipperhead.Copy !req
1030. We'll let the mick stay here
and play with himself.Copy !req
1031. What are we doing?Copy !req
1032. What do you wanna do?
Carry your tools in a rice bag?Copy !req
1033. Here we are. You can use one of these.Copy !req
1034. And you'll need one of these. Here.Copy !req
1035. I can't afford any of this.
I'll cover it.Copy !req
1036. You can pay me back
on your first paycheck.Copy !req
1037. Cool.
- Here. You'll need something like that.Copy !req
1038. Now, this is what I'm looking for.
Here, tool belt.Copy !req
1039. - There you go.
- Not to bitch...Copy !req
1040. but won't I be needing some tools?Copy !req
1041. Tools I've got, but I'm not gonna lend my
tool belt. You can pick up tools as you go.Copy !req
1042. - I really appreciate all this.
- Forget it.Copy !req
1043. No. I really do. Thank you.Copy !req
1044. What's up, homeboy? What you doing?Copy !req
1045. What up, man?
What you got, punk?Copy !req
1046. - Just checking up on my little cousin.
Yeah, man.Copy !req
1047. - Our little cousin. What's this?
Where you coming from, man?Copy !req
1048. I'm coming home from work.Copy !req
1049. Not that you guys would know
much about that.Copy !req
1050. So it's true. You got a job.Copy !req
1051. You can't just leave me alone?
- What?Copy !req
1052. Hey, dog, check this out.Copy !req
1053. You scared, huh?Copy !req
1054. Who bought this shit for you? Your dad?Copy !req
1055. - What do you want?
- Your dad bought this?Copy !req
1056. Keep your hands off my stuff.
Give me the fucking hat.Copy !req
1057. - Why the fuck you gotta make me look bad?
Keep your hands off my stuff!Copy !req
1058. Smashing's my job, man.Copy !req
1059. - Yo, give me that.
Hey, come on. That's my stuff.Copy !req
1060. Throw it over the fence, man, fuck it.Copy !req
1061. Let me go. Let me go.
Hey, you little bitch.Copy !req
1062. Give me that, man. Give me that.Copy !req
1063. - What's the phrase I'm looking for?
Fuck him up.Copy !req
1064. Oh, yeah. Saving face.Copy !req
1065. - Hey there.
- Hey. I gotta run.Copy !req
1066. Haven't seen you in a few days.
Where you been?Copy !req
1067. - Been busy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1068. Busy, huh?Copy !req
1069. Hey.Copy !req
1070. - What the hell happened to you?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1071. What do you mean, don't worry about it?
Look at your face.Copy !req
1072. I said, don't worry about it.
Okay? It's not your problem.Copy !req
1073. When?Copy !req
1074. Grabbed me a couple days ago,
right after I got off work.Copy !req
1075. Cowards.Copy !req
1076. I did everything I could possibly do,
but they broke some of your tools.Copy !req
1077. - I'll replace them.
- Don't worry about the tools.Copy !req
1078. Where does your cousin live?Copy !req
1079. No, Walt. I'll be okay.Copy !req
1080. - I don't want you to do anything.
- All right.Copy !req
1081. If you need any extra tools,
you just let me know.Copy !req
1082. Well, I could use a roofing hammer.Copy !req
1083. Good. Go in my garage and get it.Copy !req
1084. That should be the last of them.Copy !req
1085. Hey.Copy !req
1086. All right. Here's the deal.
You stay away from Thao, understand?Copy !req
1087. You tell your friends
to stay away from Thao.Copy !req
1088. If they don't listen, tell them
you don't wanna see them anymore.Copy !req
1089. That's it. Got it?Copy !req
1090. I'll take that as a yes.
If I have to come back here...Copy !req
1091. it's gonna get fucking ugly.Copy !req
1092. Get out of my way.Copy !req
1093. How do you want your dog?
I mean, steak?Copy !req
1094. Funny.
- I told you, we only eat cats.Copy !req
1095. Yeah. Well.Copy !req
1096. Whoa. I've never
seen you like this before.Copy !req
1097. I'm feeling good. You know,
I got beautiful women, great food.Copy !req
1098. And Thao.
- And even Thao isn't bugging me.Copy !req
1099. - Having a good time, I see.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1100. And it never ends.
- What happened to your knuckles anyways?Copy !req
1101. I slipped in the shower. No big problem.Copy !req
1102. Look, now, Yum Yum,
if he doesn't ask you out...Copy !req
1103. I'm gonna ask you out.Copy !req
1104. Youa, don't listen to him, Youa.
He's a white devil.Copy !req
1105. Yeah, I am. I'm the white devil.Copy !req
1106. I'd love to, Walt, but he beat you to it.Copy !req
1107. Really? No kidding.
Dinner and a movie or what?Copy !req
1108. Yeah. They're taking the bus.Copy !req
1109. No, you can't take the bus.Copy !req
1110. We gotta get you something
more stylish than that.Copy !req
1111. Like what? Take a limo?Copy !req
1112. How about that?Copy !req
1113. - The Gran Torino?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1114. - You'd let me take the Gran Torino?
- Yeah, I'd let you take the Gran Torino.Copy !req
1115. Really?Copy !req
1116. Yeah, really.Copy !req
1117. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1118. Here's the pitch. And a strike.Copy !req
1119. Is everybody all right?Copy !req
1120. You're all right. You're okay.
You've got a cut.Copy !req
1121. It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
Where's grandma?Copy !req
1122. Where is Sue? Where is Sue?Copy !req
1123. - She went to our aunt's.
- Your aunt's? You sure?Copy !req
1124. - Yeah.
- Get on the phone and call right now.Copy !req
1125. I knew this was gonna happen.Copy !req
1126. Tried to— What the hell am I doing here?Copy !req
1127. Well, maybe some of her friends called
and they changed plans.Copy !req
1128. Yeah.Copy !req
1129. In the war, we just lost a lot of friends,
but you're kind of set for it.Copy !req
1130. You're geared to it.Copy !req
1131. No, no, no.Copy !req
1132. You fuck! You rotten fuck!Copy !req
1133. Mr. Kowalski?Copy !req
1134. - You okay?
- Yeah. I'm okay.Copy !req
1135. The police finally left.Copy !req
1136. No one's talking.Copy !req
1137. One thing about the Hmong,
they keep their mouths shut.Copy !req
1138. Yeah, I've noticed that.Copy !req
1139. You know, Thao and Sue are never
gonna find peace in this world...Copy !req
1140. as long as that gang's around.Copy !req
1141. Until they go away, you know, forever.Copy !req
1142. What are you saying?Copy !req
1143. You know what I'm saying.Copy !req
1144. I took Sue to the hospital.Copy !req
1145. She's scared. They're all scared.Copy !req
1146. Yeah.Copy !req
1147. Thao, especially.Copy !req
1148. He's sitting out there right now,
staring at your front door.Copy !req
1149. You know what he expects,
Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
1150. What would you do?Copy !req
1151. - What should Thao do?
- I know what I would do if I was you.Copy !req
1152. - Or at least what you think you should do.
- Really?Copy !req
1153. If I was Thao,
I guess I'd want vengeance.Copy !req
1154. I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder
with you and kill those guys.Copy !req
1155. And you?Copy !req
1156. What would I do?Copy !req
1157. I'd come over here and talk to you,
I guess.Copy !req
1158. I know you're close with these people,
but this pisses me off too, Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
1159. Want a beer?Copy !req
1160. I'd love one.Copy !req
1161. There's some in the chest
right over there behind you.Copy !req
1162. Damn all this.Copy !req
1163. - Just isn't fair.
- Nothing's fair, Father.Copy !req
1164. So, what are you gonna do,
Mr. Kowalski?Copy !req
1165. Call me Walt.Copy !req
1166. All right.Copy !req
1167. What are you gonna do, Walt?Copy !req
1168. I don't know...Copy !req
1169. but I'll think of something.Copy !req
1170. Whatever it is,
they won't have a chance.Copy !req
1171. What are you doing?Copy !req
1172. - Thinking.
- Thinking? Thinking time is over.Copy !req
1173. Now it's time to knock the shit
out of those pricks.Copy !req
1174. I know you don't wanna hear this,
but now's the time to stay calm.Copy !req
1175. Calm? You want me to be calm?Copy !req
1176. We stay calm or else mistakes get made.
We have to step back from this thing.Copy !req
1177. No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you.Copy !req
1178. This is gonna end today.Copy !req
1179. Sit down.Copy !req
1180. - I don't wanna sit.
- I said, sit down.Copy !req
1181. Now, listen to me. We gotta plan this,
and plan it very carefully.Copy !req
1182. We can't make any mistakes.Copy !req
1183. Now, you know I'm the right man
for this job.Copy !req
1184. So I want you to go home
and stay calm...Copy !req
1185. and come back here
at 4 this afternoon.Copy !req
1186. - And what needs to be done will be done.
- I say we go now. Right now.Copy !req
1187. And what? Kill that cousin of yours
and the rest of those zips?Copy !req
1188. Mr. Tough Guy out for blood
all of a sudden?Copy !req
1189. You know nothing about it.Copy !req
1190. Now go home and you stay calm.Copy !req
1191. Come back here at 4. All right?Copy !req
1192. Okay?Copy !req
1193. Okay.Copy !req
1194. Yeah. I know, I know.
Give me a break, will you?Copy !req
1195. It's the first time I've ever smoked
in the house.Copy !req
1196. Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl?Copy !req
1197. All finished. Ten dollars American.Copy !req
1198. I don't suppose your Guinea hands
are steady enough to do a straight shave?Copy !req
1199. Straight shave? You've never asked
for a straight shave.Copy !req
1200. I know, but I've always wondered about it.
That's unless you're too busy.Copy !req
1201. - No, just let me heat up a towel.
- Yeah. And here, here's a 20.Copy !req
1202. Keep the change. That's just in case
you hit my jugular.Copy !req
1203. It's gonna take about one hour.Copy !req
1204. We gonna shorten the sleeves a little bit.Copy !req
1205. Gonna fix the shoulder.Copy !req
1206. - Yeah. I never had a fitted suit before.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1207. - Mm-hm.
- You look very good.Copy !req
1208. - What can I do for you, Mr. Kowalski?
- I'm here for a confession.Copy !req
1209. Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done?Copy !req
1210. - Nothing. You just take it easy, now.
- What are you up to?Copy !req
1211. Are you gonna give me a confession
or not?Copy !req
1212. How long has it been
since your last confession?Copy !req
1213. Oh, forever.Copy !req
1214. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.Copy !req
1215. What are your sins, my son?Copy !req
1216. Well, in 1968, I kissed Betty Jablonski...Copy !req
1217. at the factory Christmas party.Copy !req
1218. Dorothy was in the other room
with the other wives.Copy !req
1219. It just happened.Copy !req
1220. Yes, go on.Copy !req
1221. Well, I made a 900-dollar profit
selling a boat and a motor.Copy !req
1222. I didn't pay the taxes.
It's the same as stealing.Copy !req
1223. Yes, fine.Copy !req
1224. Oh, lastly...Copy !req
1225. I was never very close
with my two sons.Copy !req
1226. I don't know them. I didn't know how.Copy !req
1227. That's it?Copy !req
1228. That's it? It's bothered me
most of my life.Copy !req
1229. Say 10 "Hail Marys"
and five "Our Fathers."Copy !req
1230. God loves you and forgives you,
and I absolve you of all your sins.Copy !req
1231. In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit.Copy !req
1232. Thank you, Padre.Copy !req
1233. Are you going to retaliate
for what happened to Sue?Copy !req
1234. I'm going over to that house today,
Mr. Kowalski.Copy !req
1235. Is that so?Copy !req
1236. It is. And every other day until you see
the folly in what you're planning.Copy !req
1237. - Busy day. Gotta go.
- Go in peace.Copy !req
1238. Oh, I am at peace.Copy !req
1239. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1240. So which one's mine?Copy !req
1241. You ever fired a weapon before?Copy !req
1242. No.Copy !req
1243. Well, why don't you put that one down?Copy !req
1244. And I got something I wanna show you.
Come on.Copy !req
1245. What?Copy !req
1246. 1952, we were sent up to take out
a chink machine-gun nest.Copy !req
1247. Been shredding us up pretty good.Copy !req
1248. I was the only one
that came back that day.Copy !req
1249. For that, they gave me a Silver Star.
Here it is.Copy !req
1250. Here. I want you to have it.Copy !req
1251. Why?Copy !req
1252. Why? Because we all knew the dangers
that night, but we went anyway.Copy !req
1253. That's the way it might be tonight.Copy !req
1254. There's always a chance
you don't come back.Copy !req
1255. The hell we won't. We're gonna roll up
in there and tear some ass.Copy !req
1256. That's foolish. That's the exact reaction
they're waiting for.Copy !req
1257. Go ahead and close this up.Copy !req
1258. - How many?
- How many what?Copy !req
1259. How many men did you kill in Korea?Copy !req
1260. - Thirteen. Maybe more.
- What was it like to kill a man?Copy !req
1261. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
1262. Now close it up.Copy !req
1263. Walt. Walt. What are you doing?Copy !req
1264. - What are you doing?
- Relax. You can't get out of there.Copy !req
1265. You let me out right now.
Let me out.Copy !req
1266. - Fucking let me out or I'll fucking kill you.
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1267. You wanna know what it's like
to kill a man?Copy !req
1268. Well, it's goddamn awful,
that's what it is.Copy !req
1269. The only thing worse
is getting a medal...Copy !req
1270. for killing some poor kid
that wanted to just give up, that's all.Copy !req
1271. Yeah, some scared little gook
just like you.Copy !req
1272. I shot him in the face with that rifle
you were holding in there a while ago.Copy !req
1273. Not a day goes by that I don't think about it,
and you don't want that on your soul.Copy !req
1274. Now, I got blood on my hands.
I'm soiled.Copy !req
1275. That's why I'm going it alone tonight.Copy !req
1276. Walt. You take me with you right now.
Let me out!Copy !req
1277. Look, you've come a long way.
I'm proud to say that you're my friend...Copy !req
1278. but you got your whole life ahead of you.
But me, I finish things.Copy !req
1279. That's what I do. And I'm going it alone.Copy !req
1280. No. Wait! Walt! Walt!Copy !req
1281. Walt! Walt! Walt!Copy !req
1282. Look, I need you to watch my dog.Copy !req
1283. Yeah, I love you too.Copy !req
1284. Yeah, she's old too.Copy !req
1285. Bye-bye, sweetheart. Take it easy.
Her name is Daisy.Copy !req
1286. - Hello?
It's Walt.Copy !req
1287. The keys to my house are under
the ceramic turtle on the porch.Copy !req
1288. Let yourself in. Your brother's
in the basement. I gotta go.Copy !req
1289. Sorry, Father, we have to go.Copy !req
1290. I'm telling you, if we're not here,
there will be bloodshed.Copy !req
1291. We've been here for hours.Copy !req
1292. We can't afford to anchor a unit
to one location.Copy !req
1293. I'm begging you to stay.Copy !req
1294. Just got word from my sergeant.
We're pulling the plug.Copy !req
1295. - I'm staying.
- No, you aren't.Copy !req
1296. We have specific orders. You came with us,
you're leaving with us.Copy !req
1297. Watch your head.Copy !req
1298. Sue. Over here. Over here.Copy !req
1299. - Come unlock this.
What's going on?Copy !req
1300. He left without me.
He went to Smokie's without me.Copy !req
1301. Thao!Copy !req
1302. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1303. Any swamp rats in there?Copy !req
1304. - I didn't think your ass would've came.
- Shut up, gook.Copy !req
1305. I got nothing to say to you,
shrimp-dick midget like you.Copy !req
1306. Yeah, yeah. You go ahead,
watch out for your boyfriend.Copy !req
1307. Because it was either he or you or someone
who raped one of their own family.Copy !req
1308. Your own blood, for chrissake.Copy !req
1309. Now, go ahead and pull those pistols
like miniature cowboys.Copy !req
1310. - Go ahead.
- So where's Thao at?Copy !req
1311. - That pussy motherfucker couldn't come?
- Don't worry about Thao.Copy !req
1312. Thao's got not one second for you.Copy !req
1313. Says who? You?Copy !req
1314. What the fuck you gonna do, old man?Copy !req
1315. What you gonna do...Copy !req
1316. - ... punk ass old man?
Bitch.Copy !req
1317. - Kind of jumpy, aren't we?
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1318. You shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1319. - Got a light?
What the fuck?Copy !req
1320. No.Copy !req
1321. Me. I've got a light.Copy !req
1322. Hail Mary, full of grace.Copy !req
1323. - Yes, Sergeant.
What happened?Copy !req
1324. - You need to step back.
- He's a friend of mine.Copy !req
1325. I said, step back.Copy !req
1326. Hey, did you hear him? Step back.Copy !req
1327. - What happened?
- Hey, step back.Copy !req
1328. He's my friend.Copy !req
1329. Please, it's important.Copy !req
1330. He went for his lighter and they shot him.Copy !req
1331. He didn't even have a gun on him.Copy !req
1332. This time we have witnesses.Copy !req
1333. These guys will be locked up
for a long time.Copy !req
1334. Officer Chang! Get those people back.Copy !req
1335. You have to step back now, okay?Copy !req
1336. Get them the fuck out of here.
Get them out of here.Copy !req
1337. Walt Kowalski once said to me that I
didn't know anything about life or death...Copy !req
1338. because I was an over-educated,
27-year-old virgin...Copy !req
1339. who held the hands of superstitious old
women and promised them eternity.Copy !req
1340. Walt definitely had no problem
calling it like he saw it...Copy !req
1341. but he was right.Copy !req
1342. I knew really nothing about life or death
until I got to know Walt.Copy !req
1343. And, boy, did I learn.Copy !req
1344. "And I wanna leave my house to the church
because Dorothy would've liked it."Copy !req
1345. Now, which brings us to our last item,
and again...Copy !req
1346. please excuse the language
in Mr. Kowalski's will.Copy !req
1347. I'm simply reading it
the way it was written.Copy !req
1348. "And I'd like to leave
my 1972 Gran Torino...Copy !req
1349. to my friend...Copy !req
1350. Thao Vang Lor...Copy !req
1351. on the condition that you don't chop-top
the roof like one of those beaners...Copy !req
1352. don't paint any idiotic flames on it
like some white-trash hillbilly...Copy !req
1353. and don't put a big, gay spoiler
on the rear end...Copy !req
1354. like you see
on all the other zipperheads' cars.Copy !req
1355. It just looks like hell.Copy !req
1356. If you can refrain from doing any of that,
it's yours."Copy !req