1. Mod fx squared, dx.
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2. So please finish Percival by next time.
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3. I know many of you had this as undergraduates,
but it won't hurt to brush up.
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4. Thank you, Steven.
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5. I also put an advanced Fourier system
on the main hallway chalkboard.
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6. I'm hoping that one of you
might prove it by the end of the semester.
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7. Now the person to do so will
not only be in my good graces...
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8. but also go on to fame and fortune...
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9. by having their accomplishment recorded
and their name printed...
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10. in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.
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11. Former winners include Nobel laureates,
Field's medal winners...
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12. renowned astrophysicists
and lowly NI.I.T. professors.
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13. That's all.
If you have any questions...
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15. Hi, Will.
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16. - Kirsten, how you doing?
- I'm all right. How are you?
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17. - Good.
- I didn't get on Cathy last night.
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18. - Why not?
- I don't know.
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19. - Cathy!
- What?
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20. Why didn't you give me none of that nasty
little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?
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21. Oh, fuck you
and your Irish curse, Chuckie.
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22. Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs
for that Tootsie Roll dick?
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23. - Go home and give it a tug yourself.
- Tootsie Roll!
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27. Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up
marryin' her, you know what I mean?
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28. There's only so many times
you can bang your friend's future wife.
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29. It's wrong. Where you goin'?
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30. I'm gonna take off.
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31. Fuck you, you're takin' off.
It's, like, what, 10:00?
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32. No, I'm tired.
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33. Irish curse?
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34. She don't know.
There ain't no Irish curse.
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36. Stop crowding the plate!
Which one will it be?
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37. You're gonna get charged, you know that?
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38. You think I'm afraid of you, you big fuck?
You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate.
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39. Hey, Casey's bouncin' up a bar at
Harvard next week. We should go up there.
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40. - What are we gonna do up there?
- I don't know.
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41. We'll fuck up some smart kids.
Probably fit right in.
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42. OW! Fuckin' punk.
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43. - Oh, what's up? You still tough?
- Come on!
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44. Come on. Come on. That's it.
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47. - Professor Lambeau?
- Yes?
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48. I'm in your applied theories class.
We're all up at the math and science building.
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49. Come here. It's Saturday.
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50. - Unless you wanna have a drink with me.
- Maybe.
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51. We just couldn't wait
until Monday to find out.
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52. - Find out what?
- Who proved the theorem.
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53. This is correct. Who did this?
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54. - Jack?
- It wasn't me.
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55. - Nemesh?
- No way.
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56. - Come on, joey Mac!
- Billy, McNamara's up.
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57. Come on, kid!
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58. - Joey, dig it out! Dig it out!
- Another pitch!
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59. Bring it down, Mac! That's how to do it!
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60. Attaboy! Take two, Mac.
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61. Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with
the striped pants? She's got a nice ass.
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62. - Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
- Who's the guy she's with?
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63. That fuckin' guinea.
I hate that little bitch. Will knows him.
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64. Yeah, I do. Yeah, fuckin'
Carmine Scarpaglia.
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65. That guy used to beat the shit
out of me in kindergarten.
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66. - That guy?
- Yeah.
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67. Fuck this. Let's get some food.
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68. - What, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?
- Fuck her.
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69. - I could go for a Whopper.
- Let's go to Kelly's.
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70. Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's
just 'cause you like the take-out girl.
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72. What the fuck are we gonna do?
We can't spare 15 minutes?
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73. Double burger.
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74. Double burger.
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75. Chuck, I had a double burger.
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76. Would you shut the fuck up?
I know what you ordered. I was there.
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77. So give me my fuckin' sandwich.
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78. What do you mean, your sandwich?
I bought it.
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79. Morgan, how much money you got on you?
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80. I said I'd get change
when I get the snow cone.
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81. I said that when we pulled up.
Give me my sandwich and stop bein' a prick.
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82. All right, give me your fuckin'
16 cents that you got on you now.
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83. We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway.
Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya.
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84. We'll put you on a program.
Every day you come in with your six cents.
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85. At the end of the week,
you get your sandwich.
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86. - Are you gonna be an asshole?
- What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare?
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a good line of credit.
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88. Like how you bought your couch-
payment plans.
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89. Remember how your mother brought in
ten dollars every day for a year.
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90. She finally got her couch
Rent-A-Center style.
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91. - Can I have my food, please?
- Here's your fuckin' double burger.
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92. - Hey, hold up, Chuck. Slow it down.
- Who do we got?
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93. - I don't know yet.
- Hey, douche bag!
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94. Yeah, you, you skank face!
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95. - Shut the fuck up.
- Get outta here.
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97. - Come on, Will.
- Why don't you lick my love stick?
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98. We seen the guy 15 minutes ago.
We should've fight him then.
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99. We're eatin' our snacks now.
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100. - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'.
- I'm not goin'.
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102. - I'm not goin'.
- Fuckin' go, Morgan.
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103. Let me tell you. If you're not
out there in two fuckin' seconds...
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104. when I'm done with them, you're next.
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105. Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember?
We went to kindergarten together.
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106. - Fuckin', let's go, man.
- Step on his fuckin' head.
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107. Smash his ass on the ground.
Stomp that motherfucker.
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108. - Motherfucker, die!
- Hit him harder!
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109. - Harder!
- Come on!
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110. Will! Will, cops, Will!
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111. Will, cops. Let's go. Let's go.
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112. Easy, brother, easy.
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113. - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out.
- Come here!
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114. Fuck.
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115. Is it just my imagination,
or has my class grown considerably?
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116. By no stretch of my imagination...
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117. do I believe you've all come here
to hear me lecture.
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118. Rather, to ascertain the identity
of the mystery math magician.
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119. So without further ado, come forward,
silent rogue, and receive thy prize.
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120. I'm sorry to disappoint
my spectators, but...
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121. it seems there will be
no unmasking here today.
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122. However, my colleagues and I
have conferred...
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123. and there is a problem
on the board right now...
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124. that took us more than two years to prove.
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125. So let this be said:
The gauntlet has been thrown down...
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126. but the faculty have answered
and answered with vigor.
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127. - Hey, when's the arraignment?
- Next week.
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128. Sorry.
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129. - What are you doing?
- Sorry.
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130. That's people's work.
You can't graffiti here.
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131. - Don't you walk away from me!
- Hey, fuck you!
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132. You're a clever one. What's your name?
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133. Oh, my God.
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134. Looks right.
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135. Will, how retarded do you gotta be
to get fired from that job?
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136. How hard is it to push
a motherfuckin' broom around?
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137. Bitch, you got fired
from pushin' a fuckin' broom.
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138. I got fired 'cause management
was restructuring.
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139. Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards
they had workin' for 'em.
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140. Shut up. You get canned
more than tuna, bitch.
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141. My uncle could probably
get you on a demo team.
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142. Yeah.
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143. - Why did you get fired, Will?
- Management was restructuring.
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144. My uncle could probably
get you on a demo team.
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145. - Can he do that?
- You kiddin' me?
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147. - And I told you “no” yesterday.
- What's up, Casey?
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148. - What's up, Case?
- What's up, Big Case?
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149. Let's sit over here.
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150. This is a Harvard bar, huh?
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151. I thought there'd be
equations and shit on the walls.
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152. I will take a pitcher
of the finest lager in the house.
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153. Time out. I'm gonna have to bust a little move
on them Harvard honeys down the end of the bar.
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154. - Work some magic.
- Get some potion for us.
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155. - Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello.
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156. - Hi. How are ya?
- Fine.
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157. - So, do you ladies-
- Come here often?
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158. Do I come here? I come here a bit.
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159. I'm here, you know, from time to time.
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160. - Do you go to school here?
- Yep.
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161. - Yeah, that's it. I think I had a class with you.
- Oh, yeah. What class?
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162. - History.
- Maybe.
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163. Yes, I think that's what it was.
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164. You don't necessarily-
may not remember me. I like it here.
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165. It doesn't mean 'cause I go here,
I'm a genius. I am smart.
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166. Hey.
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167. - Hey, how's it goin'? How are ya?
- Good. How ya doin'?
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- Yeah.
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170. Just history?
It must have been a survey course then.
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171. - Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
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172. You should check it out.
It's a good course. It'd be a good class.
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173. - How'd you like that course?
- You know, frankly...
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174. - I found that class rather elementary.
- Elementary.
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175. - I don't doubt that it was.
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176. I remember that class.
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177. It was just between recess and lunch.
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178. Clark, why don't you go away?
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179. - Why don't you relax?
- Why don't you go away?
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180. - I'm just havin' fun with my new friend.
- Are we gonna have a problem?
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181. No, no, no. There's no problem here.
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in the southern colonies.
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Revolutionary War, the economic modalities...
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185. especially in the southern colonies...
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187. - agrarian precapitalist.
- Let me tell you somethin'.
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188. Of course that's your contention.
You're a first-year grad student.
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189. You just got finished readin' some
Marxian historian- Pete Garrison, probably...
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190. You're gonna be convinced of that till
next month when you get to James Lemon.
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191. Then you're gonna be talkin' about now the
economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania...
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192. were entrepreneurial
and capitalist way back in 1740.
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193. That's gonna last until next year.
You're gonna be regurgitatin' Gordon Wood...
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194. talkin' about, you know,
the prerevolutionary utopia...
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of military mobilization.
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196. As a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood
drastically underestimates the impact of...
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the impact of social distinctions...
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especially inherited wealth?
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199. You got that from Vickers'
Work in Essex County Page 98, right?
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200. I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize
the whole thing for us?
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201. Do you have any thoughts
of your own on this matter?
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202. Or is that your thing? You come into a bar.
You read some obscure passage.
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203. Then pretend- Pawn it off as your own...
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204. As your own idea just to impress some girls?
Embarrass my friend?
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205. See, the sad thing
about a guy like you is, in 50 years...
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206. you're gonna stall doin'
some thinkin' on your own.
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207. You're gonna come up with the fact that
there are two certainties in life.
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208. Don't do that.
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209. And two: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckin' education...
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210. you could've got for $1.50 in late charges
at the public library.
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211. Yeah, but I will have a degree...
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212. and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a
drive through on our way to a skiing trip.
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213. Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal.
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214. If you have a problem with that, we could
step outside. We could figure it out.
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- Yeah.
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217. - Cool.
- Damn right, it's cool.
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219. My boy's wicked smart.
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220. You spend three minutes in this fuckin'
place, you run into a barney, huh?
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221. There it is.
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222. - Nice to meet you.
- They were fine, man.
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223. I was gonna close the deal,
but then Chuck- Billy insulted one of'em...
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224. The heavyset girl said I had a receding
hairline, and I was a few pounds overweight.
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225. And I was, like, “Go fuck yourself.”
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226. I swallowed a bug.
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228. - You're an idiot.
- What?
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229. You're an idiot. I've been sitting
over there for 45 minutes...
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230. waiting for you to come and talk to me.
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231. But I'm tired now, and I have to go home.
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232. I couldn't sit there any more
waiting for you.
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233. - I'm Will.
- Skylar.
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234. - Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way...
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237. - I know. I kinda got that impression.
- Good. Okay.
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238. Well, I've got to go.
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239. Gotta get up early and waste some more
money on my overpriced education.
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240. - No, I didn't mean you.
- That's all right.
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241. There's my number.
Maybe we can go out for coffee sometime.
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242. All right, yeah. Maybe we could just
get together and eat a bunch of caramels.
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243. - What do you mean?
- When you think about it...
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- Yeah. Okay.
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248. - Fuck you, bitch!
- Fuck you.
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249. There goes them fuckin' barneys
right now with his skiin' trip.
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250. - Hold up.
- We should've beat that old bitch's ass.
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252. - Yeah.
- Yeah?
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253. I got her number!
How do you like them apples?
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Is this the Buildings and Grounds office?
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255. Yeah. What can I do for you?
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256. I just need the name
of a student who works here.
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257. - No students work for me.
- Could you please check?
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259. - He's about this high.
- Which one is your building?
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260. - Two.
- Two. Building two.
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261. - If anything was stolen, I should know.
- No, it's nothing like that.
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263. I can't give you his name
unless you have a complaint.
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264. - This is Professor Lambeau.
- And this is Professor Hayes.
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267. Willy didn't show for work today.
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268. Got this job through his P.O.
You can call him.
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269. - P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.
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Your Honor, going back to 1789...
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against an agent of the government...
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274. if that act is deemed a defense against
tyranny, a defense of liberty.
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from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887, said...
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277. - Excuse me.
- This is the 20th century.
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279. I am afforded the right to
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281. - Don't tell me about the Constitution.
- This guarantees my liberty.
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282. “Liberty, ” in case you've forgotten,
is a soul's right to breathe.
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283. When it cannot take along breath,
laws are girded too tight.
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284. - Without liberty, man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?
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- Son, my turn.
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lookin' over this rap sheet of yours.
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June '93, assault.
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289. Grand theft auto, February of '94.
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290. Where, apparently, you defended yourself
and had the case thrown out by citing...
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of horse and carriage” from 1798.
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impersonating an officer.
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293. Mayhem, theft, resisting. All overturned.
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294. I'm also aware that you've been
through several foster homes.
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295. The state removed you from three
because of serious physical abuse.
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296. Another judge might care,
but you hit a cop. You're going in.
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297. Motion to dismiss is denied. $50,000 bail.
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298. Thank you.
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299. Court arise.
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300. - Hello?
- Skylar?
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301. - Yep.
- Hey it's Will!
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302. - Who?
- It's Will!
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you met at the bar the other night.
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304. I don't recall meeting anyone who matches
that description. I think I'd remember.
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305. All right, you got me.
It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser...
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306. who got hammered
and wouldn't leave you alone all night.
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307. Oh, Will! I remember.
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308. How are you?
I was wondering if you'd call me.
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309. - Yeah, look, I was wondering-
- Yo, what's up, baby?
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310. - Hold on one second.
- What you doing? Want some of my ass?
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311. Herve, I remember you from juvi.
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312. - How you doing?
- What you doing?
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we could get together sometime this week.
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315. Sit out at a café
Maybe have some caramels.
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316. That sounds wonderful.
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317. - Yeah?
- Yeah, sure. Where are you?
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318. Actually, this is just
a shot in the dark...
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319. but there's no chance
that you're pre-law, is there?
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320. - Have a seat.
- Thank you.
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321. Nice talking to ya.
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325. What the fuck do you want?
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326. I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed
to release you under my supervision.
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327. - Really?
- Yeah.
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328. - Under two conditions.
- What are those?
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329. First condition is
that you meet with me every week.
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330. - What for?
- Go over the proof you're working on...
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334. Sounds like a real hoot.
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that you see a therapist.
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336. I'm responsible to submit reports
on those meetings.
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337. If you fail to meet with any of those
conditions, you will have to serve time.
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338. I'll do the math, but I'm not gonna
meet with any fuckin' therapist.
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in jail, isn't it?
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340. I read your book, and “Mlike”
was havin' the same problems...
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341. that “Chad, ” the stockbroker, was havin'.
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342. Absolutely right.
Right on the button. Good for you, Will.
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343. - Very nice.
- Thank you.
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And I'm not judging them.
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No more tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo.
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349. You're not gonna get off that easily.
Come on, Will. A bit more.
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350. - Well, I do do things, you know?
- What kind of things?
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351. I do things that-
I hide from people.
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352. - You hide, do you?
- No, no. I go places. I interact.
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- Just certain clubs.
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What sort of clubs?
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356. Fantasy. That's nice. A bit more.
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the music owns you.
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It's like...
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- Boom, boom, boom. Yes.
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the fact that you're gay?
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365. A jump? Are you...
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366. I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you.
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367. I don't have a problem with it.
I don't care if you putt from the rough.
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368. What? Putting from the rough?
What on earth are you talking about?
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369. A difficult theorem
can be like a symphony.
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370. It's very erotic.
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371. You go somewhere else.
I can't handle this.
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372. - Wow.
- Thank you, Henry.
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373. - Henry.
- Hi, Gerry.
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374. You know something?
I can't do this pro bono work any more.
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375. - It's not worth it.
- What happened?
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376. I'm going on national
television next week.
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377. I haven't got time to tell you, much less
talk to that raving looney in there.
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378. An absolute lunatic, he is.
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379. Okay, you are in your bed, Will.
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380. Now, how old are you?
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381. Seven.
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382. What do you see?
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383. Something's in my room.
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384. What is it?
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385. It's a figure.
It's hoverin' over me.
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386. You are in a safe place, Will.
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387. It's touchin' me.
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388. Where is it touching you?
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389. It's touching me down there...
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390. and I'm nervous.
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391. You don't have to be nervous, Will.
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392. We start dancin' and dancin'.
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393. It's just beautiful...
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394. 'cause we can make...
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395. a lot of love before the sun goes down.
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396. Skyrockets in flight.
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397. Afternoon delight.
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398. - Hey, hey, hey Afternoon delight.
- Jesus.
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399. Skyrockets in flight
Da-da-da-da.
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400. - I'm sorry, Rich.
- I have better things to do with my time.
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401. Hey, hey Afternoon delight
Come on! One dance!
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402. You really hypnotized me, you know?
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403. - For God's sake, Will.
- What? Oh, come on. He left.
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404. - You can't pin that on me.
- I told you to cooperate with these people.
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405. - Look into my eyes.
- Get out, Will.
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406. I don't need therapy.
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407. That's enough. Get out!
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408. - I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see-
- What's the use?
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409. What do you want to do?
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410. - There is someone.
- Who is he?
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411. He used to be my roommate
in college.
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412. Trust. Very important in a relationship.
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413. It's also very important
in a clinical situation.
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414. Why is trust the most important thing...
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415. in making a breakthrough with a client?
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416. Maureen, stop the oral fixation
for a moment and join us.
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417. Because...
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418. Trust is- Trust is life.
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419. Wow. That's very deep. Thank you, Vinnie.
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420. Next time, get the notes
from your brother.
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421. If a patient doesn't feel safe enough to trust
you, then they won't be honest with you.
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422. Then there's really no point
for them being in therapy.
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423. Hey, if they don't trust you, you're
never gonna get them to sleep with you.
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424. That should be the goal of any good therapist.
Nail 'em while they're vulnerable.
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425. That's my motto.
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426. Oh, good, everyone's back.
Welcome back, everybody.
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427. - Hello, Sean.
- Hey, Gerry.
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428. Ladies and gentlemen,
we are in the presence of greatness.
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429. Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal
winner for combinatorial mathematics.
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430. - Hello.
- Anyone know what the Field's medal is?
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431. It's a really big deal.
It's like the Nobel prize for math.
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432. Except they only give it out
once every four years. It's a great thing.
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433. It's an amazing honor.
Okay, everybody, that's it for today.
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434. Thanks. We'll see you Monday.
We'll be talking about Freud.
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435. Why he did enough cocaine
to kill a small horse. Thank you.
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436. - How are you?
- It's good to see you.
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437. Good to see you.
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438. - Sean, I think I got something interesting for ya.
- Yeah?
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439. What, you have to have blood and urine?
What's up?
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440. Why didn't you come to the reunion?
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441. You know, I've been busy.
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442. - You were missed.
- Really?
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443. So how long has it been
since we've seen each other?
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444. - Before Nancy died.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
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445. I was in Paris.
It was that damn conference.
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446. I got your card. It was nice.
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447. - Come here.
- Now that's a good takedown.
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448. Hey, what happened?
Did you get leniency or what?
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449. I got probation
and then counseling two days a week.
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450. Joke. You're a smoothie.
Come on, Morgan! Just submit!
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451. Hey, Bill, just get off him.
We're gonna miss the game.
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452. - I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy.
- Sean.
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453. This boy is incredible.
I've never seen anything like him.
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454. What makes him so incredible, Gerry?
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455. - You ever heard of Ramanujan?
- Yeah, yeah. No.
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456. It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago.
He was Indian.
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457. - Dots, not feathers.
- Not feathers. Yeah.
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458. He lived in this tiny hut
somewhere in India.
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459. He had no formal education.
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460. - He had no access to any scientific work.
- Coffee?
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461. - You, sir?
- Just a little.
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462. - But he came across this old math book...
- Thanks.
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463. And from this simple text,
he was able to extrapolate theories...
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464. that had baffled mathematicians for years.
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465. Yes. Continued fractions. He wrote...
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466. - He mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge.
- Yeah, Cambridge. Yeah.
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467. And Hardy immediately recognized
the brilliance of his work...
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468. and brought him over to England,
and then they worked together for years...
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469. creating some of the most
exciting math theory ever done.
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470. This Ramanujan,
his genius was unparalleled, Sean.
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471. This boy's just like that.
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472. But he's a bit defensive.
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473. I need someone who can get through to him.
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474. - Like me?
- Yeah, like you.
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475. - Why?
- Because you have the same kind of background.
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476. - What background?
- You're from the same neighborhood.
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477. - He's from Southie?
- Yeah.
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478. Boy genius from Southie.
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479. - How many shrinks you go to before me?
- Five.
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480. - Let me guess. Barry? Henry? Not Rick?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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481. Sean, please, just meet
with him once a week.
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482. Please?
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483. It's a poker game with this kid.
Don't let him know what you've got.
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484. He probably even read your book,
if he could find it.
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485. It's gonna be hard for him to find.
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486. - Hi, Will.
- Hi.
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487. This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.
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488. How are ya?
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489. - Yeah. Let's get started.
- Yeah, let's do it.
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490. I'm pumped. Let's let the healing begin.
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491. - Would you excuse us?
- Yeah, please, Tom.
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492. You, too, Gerry.
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493. Yeah, of course.
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494. How are you?
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495. Where you from in Southie?
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496. - I like what you've done with the place.
- Thanks.
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497. Do you buy all these books retail...
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498. or do you send away for, like, a “shrink kit”
that comes with all these volumes included?
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499. - Do you like books?
- Yeah.
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500. - Did you read any of these books?
- I don't know.
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501. - How about any of these books?
- Probably not.
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502. What about the ones on the top shelf?
You read those?
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503. - Yeah, I read those.
- Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
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504. I'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
They're your books. Why don't you read 'em?
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505. I did. I had to.
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506. - Must've taken you a long time.
- Yeah, it did.
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507. United States of America:
A Complete History, Volume I.
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508. Jesus. If you wanna read
a real history book...
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509. read Howard Zion's A People's History
of the United State.
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510. That book'll fuckin'
knock you on your ass.
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511. Better than Chomsky's
Manufacturing Consent?
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512. - Do you think that's a good book?
- You fuckin' people baffle me.
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513. You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books.
You surround yourselves with 'em.
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514. - They're the wrong fuckin' books.
- What are the right fuckin' books, Will?
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515. - Whatever blows your hair back.
- Yeah. Haven't got much hair left.
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516. Hey, you know you'd be better off
shoving that cigarette up your ass.
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517. - It'd probably be healthier for you.
- Yeah, I know.
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518. - It really gets in the way of my yoga.
- You work out, huh?
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519. - What, you lift?
- Yeah.
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520. - Nautilus?
- No, free weights.
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521. - Really? Free weights, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, big time.
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522. - Yeah?
- Just like that.
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523. - What do you bench?
- 285. What do you bench?
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524. You paint that?
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525. Yeah. Do you paint?
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526. - Do you sculpt?
- NO.
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527. Do you like art?
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528. - Do you like music?
- This is a real piece of shit.
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529. Oh, tell me what you really think.
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530. Just the linear and impressionistic mix
makes a very muddled composition.
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531. It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except
you got Whitey rowin' the boat there.
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532. It's art, Monet.
It wasn't very good.
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533. - That's not really what concerns me though.
- What concerns you?
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534. - Just the coloring.
- You know what the real bitch of it is?
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535. It's paint-by-number.
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536. Is it color-by-number?
Because the colors are fascinating to me.
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537. - Aren't they really?
- You bet.
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538. I think you're about one step away from
cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.
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539. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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540. Think I should move to the south
of France, change my name to “Vincent”?
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541. You ever heard the sayin',
“any port in a storm”?
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542. Yeah.
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543. - Yeah, maybe that means you.
- In what way?
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544. Maybe you're in the middle of a storm,
a big fuckin' storm.
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545. Yeah, maybe.
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546. The sky's fallin' on your head.
The waves are crashin' over your little boat.
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547. The oars are about to snap.
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548. You just piss in your pants.
You're cryin' for the harbor.
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549. So maybe you do
what you gotta do to get out.
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550. Maybe you became a psychologist.
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551. Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now.
You start with me. Come on.
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552. - Maybe you married the wrong woman.
- Maybe you should watch your mouth!
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553. Watch it right there, chief, all right?
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554. That's it, isn't it?
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555. You married the wrong woman.
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556. What happened? What, did she leave you?
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557. Was she banging some other guy?
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558. If you ever disrespect my wife again,
I will end you.
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559. I will fuckin' end you.
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560. Got that, chief?
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561. Time's up.
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562. Yeah.
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563. At ease, gentlemen.
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564. You okay?
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565. Look, I'll understand
if you don't wanna meet with him again.
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566. Thursday, 4:00. Make sure the kid's here.
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567. Yeah. Thanks.
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568. You look lovely in those glasses.
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569. - Thank you very much.
- They're just beautiful.
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570. - Yes, I always wanted dark blue eye shadow.
- Wonderful.
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571. Growing up in England,
I went to a very nice school.
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572. You know, it was kind of progressive,
organic, do-it-yourself, private school.
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573. Then Harvard. Hopefully med school.
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574. I figured out, at the end...
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575. my brain's gonna be worth $250,000.
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576. That sounded horrible, didn't it?
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577. Bring me another mai tai!
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578. Nah, that's cool.
I bet your parents were happy to pay.
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579. No, I was happy to pay.
I inherited the money.
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580. Wow. Is Harvard gettin' all that money?
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581. No, Stanford.
I'm going there in June when I graduate.
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582. All right, so you just wanted
to use this sailor and then run away, huh?
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583. I was gonna experiment on you
for anatomy class first, obviously.
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584. In that case, that's fine.
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585. - Hey, you wanna see my magic trick, Skylar?
- Of course.
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586. All right. Promise to...
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587. All right.
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588. - This one's for you, Rudolph.
- Wait, wait. You need my wand.
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589. All right, give me a hit.
Thank you. All right.
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590. I'm gonna make
all these caramels disappear.
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591. You ready? Ready.
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592. One, two, three.
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593. They're all gone.
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594. That was my-
It works better when I have my rabbit.
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595. Well...
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596. I don't really date, you know, that much.
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597. How very unfortunate... I think for me.
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598. You know what I mean?
I know you've been thinking about it.
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599. - Oh, no, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.
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600. - No, I really haven't.
- Yes, you have.
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601. You were hoping
to get a good night kiss.
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602. No, you know, I tell ya,
I was hopin' to get a good night lay.
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603. But I'll settle for a kiss, you know?
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604. - How very noble of you.
- Thank you.
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605. No, I was hopin' for a kiss.
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606. I think we should
just get it out of the way now.
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607. - Right now?
- Yeah.
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608. Come on.
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609. I think I got some of your pickle.
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610. You again, huh?
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611. Come with me.
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612. So what's this?
A Taster's Choice moment between guys?
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613. This is really nice. You got a thing
for swans? Is this a fetish?
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614. Is it something maybe
we need to devote some time to?
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615. Thought about what you said
to me the other day. About my painting.
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616. Stayed up half the night
thinking about it.
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617. Something occurred to me.
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618. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and
haven't thought about you since.
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619. - You know what occurred to me?
- NO.
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620. You're just a kid. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.
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621. - Why, thank you.
- It's all right.
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622. You've never been out of Boston.
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623. Nope.
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624. So if I asked you about art,
you'd probably give me the skinny...
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625. on every art book ever written.
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626. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him.
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627. Life's work, political aspirations.
Him and the pope.
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628. Sexual orientation.
The whole works, right?
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629. I'll bet you can't tell me
what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.
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630. You never actually stood there
and looked up at that beautiful ceiling.
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631. Seen that.
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632. If I ask you about women...
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633. you'll probably give me a syllabus of
your personal favorites.
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634. You may have even been laid a few times.
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635. But you can't tell me what it feels like
to wake up next to a woman...
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636. and feel truly happy.
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637. You're a tough kid.
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638. I ask you about war, you'd probably throw
Shakespeare at me, right?
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639. “Once more into the breach, dear friends.”.
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640. But you've never been near one.
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641. You've never held
your best friend's head in your lap...
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642. and watch him gasp
his last breath lookin' to you for help.
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643. If I asked you about love,
you'd probably quote me a Sonnet...
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644. but you've never looked
at a woman and been totally vulnerable.
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645. Known someone that could
level you with her eyes.
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646. Feelin' like God put
an angel on Earth just for you...
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647. who could rescue you
from the depths of hell.
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648. And you wouldn't know
what it's like to be her angel...
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649. to have that love for her
be there forever.
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650. Through anything. Through cancer.
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651. And you wouldn't know about sleepin'
sittin' up in a hospital room...
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652. for two months, holding her hand...
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653. because the doctors
could see in your eyes...
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654. that the terms “visiting hours”
don't apply to you.
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655. You don't know about real loss...
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656. 'cause that only occurs when you love
something more than you love yourself.
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657. I doubt you've ever dared
to love anybody that much.
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658. I look at you,
I don't see an intelligent, confident man.
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659. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.
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660. But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.
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661. No one could possibly understand
the depths of you.
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662. But you presumed to know everything about
me because you saw a painting of mine.
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663. You ripped my fuckin' life apart.
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664. You're an orphan, right?
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665. Do you think I'd know the first thing
about how hard your life has been...
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666. how you feel, who you are...
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667. because I read Oliver Twist?
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668. Does that encapsulate you?
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669. Personally, I don't give a shit
about all that, because...
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670. You know what?
I can't learn anything from you...
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671. I can't read in some fuckin' book.
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672. Unless you wanna talk about you...
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673. who you are.
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674. And I'm fascinated. I'm in.
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675. But you don't wanna do that,
do you, sport?
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676. You're terrified of what you might say.
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677. Your move, chief.
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678. Hello? Hello?
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679. Hello?
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680. Professor Valenti,
are you calling me again?
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681. Freak.
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682. - Oh, fuck.
- Christ, who did you call?
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683. - No one. I forgot the number.
- You fuckin' retarded?
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684. You went all the way out there in the rain,
and you didn't bring the number?
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685. No, it was your mother's 900 number.
I just ran out of quarters.
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686. Why don't we get off our mothers?
I just got off yours.
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687. That's pretty funny, Morgan.
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688. That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch.
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689. - Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.
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690. - Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.
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691. Keep fuckin' with me.
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692. No smoking.
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693. What do you mean, he didn't talk?
You were in there for an hour.
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694. He just sat there counting the seconds
until the session was over.
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695. - Pretty impressive, actually.
- Why would he do that?
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696. To prove to me he doesn't have to
talk to me if he doesn't want to.
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697. What is this? Some kind of staring contest
between two kids from the old neighborhood?
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698. Yeah, it is, and I can't talk first.
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699. We know your theory, Alexander, but the
boy's found a simple geometrical picture.
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700. - A tree structure won't work.
- Look now. He's joining the two vertices.
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701. But I can do the sum.
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702. - It's how you group the terms, Alexander.
- But, Gerry.
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703. If we do the whole thing this way, then...
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704. Hey, look, look.
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705. I wrote it down. It's simpler this way.
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706. Sometimes people get lucky.
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707. You're a brilliant man.
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708. You know, I was on this plane once...
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709. and I'm sittin' there, and...
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710. the captain gets on,
he does his whole, you know...
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711. “We'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet, ” but
then he puts the mike down.
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712. He forgets to turn it off.
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713. So he turns to the copilot. He's, like...
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714. “You know, all I could use right now is
a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee.”.
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715. So the stewardess fuckin' goes
bombin' up from the back of the plane...
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716. to tell him the microphone's still on.
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717. This guy in the back of the plane's like,
“Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee.”.
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718. You ever been on a plane?
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719. No, but it's a fucking joke. It works
better if I tell it in the first person.
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720. Yeah, it does.
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721. I have been laid, you know?
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722. Really? Good for you.
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723. - Big time, big time.
- Big time, huh?
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724. I went on a date last week.
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725. - How'd it go?
- It was good.
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726. - Goin' out again?
- I don't know.
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727. - Why not?
- Haven't called her.
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728. - Christ, you're an amateur.
- I know what I'm doin'.
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729. Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doin'.
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730. Yeah, but this girl was, like,
you know, beautiful.
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731. She's smart. She's fun. She's different
from most of the girls I've been with.
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732. - So call her up, Romeo.
- Why? So I can realize she's not that smart?
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733. That she's fuckin' boring?
I mean, you don't...
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734. This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect right now.
I don't wanna ruin that.
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735. Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.
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736. But I think that's a
super philosophy, Will.
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737. That way, you can go through your entire life
without ever having to really know anybody.
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738. My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
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739. She had all sorts
of wonderful idiosyncrasies.
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740. You know, she used to fart in her sleep.
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741. Just thought I'd share that with you.
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742. One night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.
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743. She woke up and gone, like,
“Was that you?”
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744. I said, “Yeah.” I didn't have the heart
to tell her. Oh, God.
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745. - She woke herself up?
- Yes.
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746. Oh, Christ. But, Will, she's been dead
two years, and that's the shit I remember.
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747. It's wonderful stuff, you know?
Little things like that.
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748. Yeah, but those are the things
I miss the most.
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749. Those little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.
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750. That's what made her my wife.
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751. Boy, and she had the goods on me too.
She knew all my little peccadillos.
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752. People call these things “imperfections, ”
but they're not.
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753. That's the good stuff.
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754. And then we get to choose who we let into
our weird little worlds.
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755. You're not perfect, sport.
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756. And let me save you the suspense.
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757. This girl you met,
she isn't perfect either.
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758. But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.
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759. That's the whole deal.
That's what intimacy is all about.
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760. Now you can know
everything in the world, sport...
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761. but the only way you're findin' out
that one is by givin' it a shot.
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762. You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.
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763. Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.
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764. Yeah, why not?
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765. You told me every other fuckin' thing.
Jesus Christ.
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766. Fuckin' talk more than
any shrink I ever seen in my life.
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767. I teach the shit.
I didn't say I knew how to do it.
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768. Yeah.
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769. - You ever think about gettin' remarried?
- My wife's dead.
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770. - Hence the word “remarried.”
- She's dead.
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771. Yeah, well, I think
that's a super philosophy, Sean.
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772. That way, you can actually go
through the rest of your life...
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773. without ever really knowing anybody.
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774. Time's up.
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775. - Hold it open.
- Okay.
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776. Thanks.
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777. Lads am happy with you
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778. I know I'm about to love you.
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779. Yeah, yeah, yeah You know him.
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780. Oh, my you made me...
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781. “G” minor seventh. Saddest of all chords.
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782. - Hello.
- Hey.
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783. - Where have you been?
- I'm sorry. I've been really busy, and...
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784. - But-
- Me too.
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785. Yeah. I thought you'd call.
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786. Yeah.
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787. - We had a really good time.
- I had a really good time too.
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788. I mean, I just...
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789. I'm sorry, you know. I blew it.
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790. No. No, it's all right.
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791. Yeah, so, I was wonderin' if...
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792. if you know, you'd give me
another crack at it.
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793. Let me take you out again.
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794. - I can't.
- All right.
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795. Oh, no, I didn't mean I can't, like, ever.
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796. I just can't right now.
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797. I've got to assign
the proton spectrum for “ebogamine.”.
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798. Although it sounds really, really interesting.
It's actually fantastically boring.
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799. - All right.
- Maybe some other time.
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800. - Like tomorrow?
- Yeah, all right.
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801. - Okay.
- Okay.
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802. - Bye.
- Bye.
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803. What are you doing here?
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804. I couldn't wait till tomorrow.
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805. Where the fuck did you get this?
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806. I had to sleep with someone in your class.
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807. I hope it was the one with the open-toed
sandals and the really bad breath.
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808. - Come on. Let's go have some fun.
- No, I've got to learn this.
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809. You're not going into
surgery tomorrow, are you?
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810. - No.
- Let's go.
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811. Oh, my God! My dog is winning!
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812. Come on, Misty!
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813. Come on! Run!
Look at that! Come on!
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814. Look, there he goes. Misty, run! Come on!
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815. - We won.
- He totally won.
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816. So did you grow up around here then?
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817. Not far. South Boston.
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818. Still glowing from my win.
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819. Look at you. You're so happy.
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820. And what was that like then?
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821. It was normal, I guess. Nothin' special.
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822. Do you got lots of brothers and sisters?
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823. - Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?
- That's what I said.
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824. - Irish Catholic, what do you think?
- Right. That's right.
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825. - How many?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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826. - Why? Go on. What? Five?
- NO.
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827. Seven? Eight? How many?
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828. - I have 12 big brothers.
- You do not!
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829. No, I swear to God.
I swear to God. I'm lucky 13 right here.
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830. Do you know all their names?
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831. Do I- Yeah, they're my brothers.
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832. What are they called?
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833. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, joey, Robby, johnny and Brian.
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834. Say it again.
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835. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, joey, Robby, johnny and Brian.
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836. And Willy.
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837. - Willy?
- Yeah.
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838. - Will.
- Wow.
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839. - Do you still see all of them?
- Yeah, they all live in Southie.
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840. - I'm livin' with three of'em right now.
- Oh, yeah?
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841. - Yeah.
- I'd like to meet them.
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842. Yeah, we'll do that.
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843. I read your book last night.
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844. Oh, so you're the one.
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845. - Do you still counsel veterans?
- No, I don't.
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846. - Why not?
- I gave it up when my wife got sick.
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847. You ever wonder what your life
would be like if you never met your wife?
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848. What? Wonder if I'd be
better off without her?
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849. - No, no, I'm not saying, like, better off.
- NO.
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850. - I didn't mean it like that.
- It's all right. It's an important question.
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851. 'Cause you'll have bad times,
but that'll always wake you up...
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852. to the good stuff you weren't
paying attention to.
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853. And you don't regret meetin' your wife?
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854. Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now?
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855. I got regrets, Will, but I don't
regret a single day I spent with her.
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856. So when did you know
that she was the one for you?
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857. October 21, 1975.
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858. Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin' day?
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859. Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six
of the World Series...
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860. biggest game in Red Sox history?
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861. Yeah, sure.
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862. My friends and lads had slept out
all night to get tickets.
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863. - You got tickets?
- Yep. Day of the game we're was sittin' in a bar...
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864. waitin' ' for the game to start
and in walks this girl%.
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865. It was an amazing game though.
Bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up.
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866. It was 6-6. It went to 12.
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867. Bottom of the 12th,
in stepped Carlton Fisk, old Pudge.
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868. Steps up to the plate.
He's got that weird stance.
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869. - Yeah, yeah.
- And then- Boom! He clocks it, you know.
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870. High fly ball down the left field line!
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871. 35,000 people on their feet,
yellin' at the ball.
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872. But that's nothin', 'cause Fisk, he's
wavin' at the ball like a madman.
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873. - Yeah, I've seen that.
- “Get over! Get over!
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874. - Right.
- Get over!”.
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875. Then it hits the foul pole.
He goes ape-shit and 35,000 fans...
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876. They charge the field, you know.
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877. Yeah, and he's fuckin' blowin'
people outta the way.
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878. “Get outta the way! Get outta the way!”
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879. I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets
to that fuckin' game!
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880. - Did you rush the field?
- No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field. I wasn't there.
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881. What?
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882. No, I was in a bar, havin'
a drink with my future wife.
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883. You missed Pudge Fisk's home run to have a
fuckin' drink with some lady you never met?
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884. Yeah, but you should have seen her.
She was a stunner.
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885. - I don't care if-
- Oh, no, she lit up the room.
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886. - I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room.
- Oh, Helen of Troy!
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887. That's game six! Oh, my God,
and who were these friends of yours?
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888. - They let you get away with that?
- They had to.
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889. - What did you say to 'em?
- I just slid my ticket across the table.
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890. I said, “Sorry, guys.
I gotta see about a girl.”
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891. - “I gotta go see about a girl”?
- Yes!
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892. That's what you said?
They let you get away with that?
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893. Oh, yeah. They saw
in my eyes that I meant it.
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894. - You're kiddin' me?
- No, I'm not kidding you, Will.
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895. That's why I'm not talkin' right now about
some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago...
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896. and how I always regretted not goin' over
and talkin' to her.
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897. I don't regret the 18 years
I was married to Nancy.
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898. I don't regret the six years I had to
give up counseling when she got sick...
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899. and I don't regret the last years
when she got really sick.
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900. And I sure as hell don't
regret missin' a damn game.
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901. That's regret.
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902. Wow!
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903. Would have been nice
to catch that game though.
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904. I didn't know Pudge
was gonna hit a home run.
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905. You know, I'm very, very
useful on the court.
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906. I'm extremely tall.
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907. - You're not that tall.
- I dunk.
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908. Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?
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909. “It is decidedly so.”.
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910. Why do we always stay here?
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911. 'Cause it's nicer than my place.
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912. Yes, but I've never seen your place.
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913. I know.
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914. When am I gonna meet
your friends and your brothers?
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915. They don't really
come down here that much.
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916. I think I can make it to South Boston.
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917. It's kind of a hike.
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918. Is it me you're hiding from them
or the other way around?
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919. - All right, we'll go.
- When?
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920. I don't know. We'll go sometime next week.
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921. What if I said I would not sleep with you
again until you let me meet your friends?
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922. I'd say it's 4:30 in the mornin'.
They're probably up.
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923. Oh, my God. Men are shameless.
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924. If you're not thinking with your wiener,
then you're acting directly on its behalf.
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925. You bet. And on behalf of my wiener,
can I get an advance payment?
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926. I don't know. Let's ask.
“Outlook does not look good.”.
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927. What?
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928. Fuck the- Hey, Chuck.
No. Nothing. Go back to sleep.
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929. “Outlook”? That's the same thing that
told you you was gonna play in the N.B.A.
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930. Exactly, so look out. You'd better start
buying some season tickets.
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931. I plan to. I'm tall.
I like wearing shorts.
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932. Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.
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933. - You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.
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934. Maybe I'm all about three points.
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935. I'm all about home runs.
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936. Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.
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937. A leprechaun's got his dick
in the monkey's ass.
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938. Morgan comes runnin' in,
goin', “I don't mind it. I don't mind-”
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939. I can't believe you brought Skylar here
when we're fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'.
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940. I know, Morgan.
It's a real rarity we be all drinkin'.
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941. My uncle Marty drinks. He'll go on
a bender for six, eight months.
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942. Did I ever tell ya what happened to him
when he was drivin' and got pulled over?
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943. - I told you guys, right?
- Marty, yeah.
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944. Let me tell ya what happened to my
uncle Marty, because you oughta know this.
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945. He's always tellin' stories. Every time
we come here he's got another story.
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946. But we all heard this one.
Go ahead. Say it anyway.
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947. I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.
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948. My uncle Marty's drivin' home, right?
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949. Bombed out of his tree, right?
Just hammered out of his gourd. just wrecked.
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950. This state trooper sees him, pulls him over.
So my uncle's fucked basically.
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951. Got him out of the car,
tryin' to make him walk the line.
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952. He gets out of the car, pukes, and the statie's
pretty sure he's over the legal limit.
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953. So he's about to throw the cuffs on him
and put him in jail.
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954. All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road,
there's this huge fuckin' boom.
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955. - Statie gets real spooked. He turns around-
- A gunshot?
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956. No. You heard this story before.
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957. Yeah, Morgan, stop. Stop.
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958. Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
There was an accident.
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959. Anyway...
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960. - How could he hear-
- Shut the fuck up!
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961. - You're drivin' him nuts.
- I'm gonna break your neck. Shut up!
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962. He told you the story once before.
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963. So he tells my uncle,
“Stay here. Don't move.”
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964. Statie goes runnin' down the road to deal
with the other accident.
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965. After a few minutes of just Lyin'
in his own piss and vomit...
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966. my uncle starts wonderin'
what he's doin' there.
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967. Gets up, gets in his car
and just drives home.
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968. The next mornin'
my uncle's just passed out.
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969. He hears this knockin' at the door.
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970. So he goes downstairs,
pulls the door open- “What?”
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971. it's the state trooper
that pulled him over.
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972. Statie says, “Fuck you mean, 'What?'.
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973. You know what. I pulled you over
last night is what, and you took off.”.
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974. He's like, “I never
seen you before in my life.
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975. I've been home all night with my kids.
I don't know who the fuck you are.”.
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976. He's like, “You know who I am.
Let me in your garage.”.
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977. My uncle's like, “What?” He said,
“You heard me. Let me in your garage.”.
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978. He was like, “All right. Fine.” Takes him
out to the garage, opens the door.
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979. And there's- The statie's police cruiser
is in my uncle's garage.
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980. He was so fuckin'...
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981. He was so fuckin' hammered
he drove the wrong car home.
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982. The best part about it is,
the fuckin' state trooper...
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983. was so embarrassed he didn't do anything.
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984. He'd been drivin' around all night in
my uncle's Chevelle, lookin' for the house.
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985. All right, Chuck,
what the fuck is the point of your story?
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986. He got away. That's the point.
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987. - Question-
- Come on. Stop.
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988. - I'm tryin' to clarify somethin'.
- You're embarrassing.
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989. - It doesn't make any sense.
- It does make sense...
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990. if you listen to the story
and quit askin' questions.
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991. Morgan, let's see if you can get this one.
I've got a little story for you.
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992. All right, there's an old couple in bed,
Mary and Paddie.
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993. They wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.
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994. Mary looks over and
gazes adoringly at Paddle.
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995. She's like, “Oh, Jesus, Paddle.
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996. You're such a good-looking feller.
I love ya.
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997. I want to give ya a little present.
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998. Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goin' to give it to ya.
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999. What would ya like?”
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1000. Paddie's like, “Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer.
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1001. Now, in 50 years,
there's one thing that's been missing...
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1002. and I would like you
to give me a blow job.
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1003. I would like one.”
Mary's like, “All right.”.
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1004. She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in the glass.
She gives him a blow job.
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1005. Afterwards, Paddie's like, “Yeah, geez,
now that's what I've been missin'.
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1006. That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!
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1007. Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!
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1008. Is there anything that I can do for you?”
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1009. Mary looks up to him and she goes,
“Give us a kiss.”.
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1010. Oh, my God!
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1011. - That's filthy.
- It's not that filthy. I've heard filthier.
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1012. - Get off of me!
- All right. See you guys later.
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1013. All right. Take it easy, Bill.
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1014. So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by.
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1015. Changed my opinion of Harvard people.
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1016. You don't want to rush to judgment on
that one, 'cause they're not all like me.
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1017. I'm sure. It was nice to meet ya.
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1018. Take it easy. Slowly back away.
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1019. - Oh, come on. Brother.
- I don't know what you're doin', dude.
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1020. - You're givin' us a ride.
- What the fuck do I look like to you?
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1021. - Come on, Chuck.
- You're walkin', bitch. Will's takin' the car.
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1022. All right, thanks, sucker.
I appreciate it.
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1023. I don't know what
you're gettin' all serious about.
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1024. - You're droppin' me off first.
- It's really out of the way.
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1025. Oh, okay. Just 'cause you don't have to
sleep in your one-room palace tonight...
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1026. don't start thinkin' you're bad.
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1027. Hey, wait a minute.
You said we were gonna see your place.
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1028. - Not tonight.
- Oh, no, not tonight. Not any other night.
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1029. He knows once you see that shit-hole,
he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.
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1030. But I wanted to meet your brothers.
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1031. We're gonna do that another time.
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1032. All right.
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1033. Need them keys.
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1034. The stewardess hears this,
and goes haulin' ass down the aisle.
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1035. I yell, “Don't forget the coffee.”.
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1036. Bullshit! You didn't say that.
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1037. For Christ's sake, Marty, it's a joke.
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1038. - I know someone that actually happened to.
- A joke.
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1039. - Gerry.
- Hi.
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1040. - Have trouble findin' the place?
- No, I took a cab.
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1041. Timmy, this is Gerry.
We went to college together.
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1042. How you doin'? Nice to meet ya.
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1043. - Pleased to meet you.
- Can I get you a beer?
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1044. No, just a Perrier.
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1045. That's French for club soda.
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1046. - Club soda, yeah.
- Couple of sandwiches too.
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1047. - Sure.
- Put it on my tab.
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1048. You ever plannin' on payin' your tab?
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1049. Yeah, chief, got the winning
lottery ticket right here.
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1050. - What's the jackpot?
- Twelve million.
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1051. - I don't think that'll cover it.
- It'll cover your sex change operation.
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1052. - Nuts?
- No, thank you.
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1053. So, you wanted to talk about Will.
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1054. - It seems to be going well.
- I think so.
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1055. Have you talked to him
at all about his future?
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1056. No, we haven't gotten into that yet.
We're still bangin' away at the past.
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1057. Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing
off the hook with job offers.
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1058. - What kind?
- Cutting edge mathematics, think tanks.
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1059. The kind of place where a mind like Will's
is given free rein.
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1060. That's great that there are offers, but I
don't really think he's ready for that.
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1061. I'm not sure you understand, Sean.
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1062. - What don't I understand?
- Here you go, guys.
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1063. - Thanks, Tim.
- Yeah, thank you.
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1064. Just so you don't get sticky fingers.
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1065. Tim, can you help us?
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1066. We're tryin' to settle a bet.
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1067. - Ever heard of Jonas Salk?
- Sure. Cured polio.
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1068. - Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
- Hey.
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1069. How about Gerald Lambeau?
Ever heard of him?
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1070. - NO.
- Thank you, Tim.
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1071. - So who won the bet?
- I did.
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1072. This isn't about me, Sean.
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1073. I'm nothing compared to this young man.
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1074. You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?
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1075. In 1905, there were hundreds of professors
renowned for their study of the universe.
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1076. But it was a 26-year-old
Swiss patent clerk...
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1077. doing physics in his spare time,
who changed the world.
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1078. Can you imagine if Einstein
would have given that up...
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1079. just to get drunk with his buddies
in Vienna every night?
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1080. We all would have lost something.
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1081. Tim would never have heard of him.
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1082. - Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
- No, it isn't, Sean.
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1083. This boy has that gift.
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1084. He just hasn't got the direction,
but we can give that to him.
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1085. Hey, Gerry, in the 19605, there was a young
man graduated from University of Michigan.
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1086. Did some brilliant work in mathematics.
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1087. Specifically, bounded harmonic functions.
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1088. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor.
Showed amazing potential.
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1089. Then he moved to Montana, and
he blew the competition away.
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1090. - Yeah, so who was he?
- Ted Kaczynski.
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1091. Haven't heard of him.
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1092. - Hey, Timmy!
- Yo!
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1093. - Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- Unabomber.
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1094. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
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1095. - We gotta give this kid direction.
- Yeah...
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1096. He can contribute to the world,
and we can help him do that.
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1097. Direction's one thing.
Manipulation's another.
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1098. - Sean-
- We have to let him find...
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1099. I'm not sitting at home every night
twisting my mustache and hatching a plan...
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1100. to ruin this boy's life!
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1101. I was doing advanced mathematics
when I was 18...
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1102. and it still took me over 20 years to do
something worthy of a Field's medal.
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1103. Maybe he doesn't want what you want.
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1104. There's more to life
than a fuckin' Field's medal.
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1105. This is too important, Sean,
and it's above personal rivalry.
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1106. Wait a minute. Let's talk about the boy.
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1107. Why don't we give him time
to figure out what he wants?
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1108. That's a wonderful theory, Sean.
It worked wonders for you, didn't it?
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1109. Yeah, it did, you arrogant fuckin' prick!
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1110. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
that I came here today.
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1111. I came here out of courtesy.
I wanted to keep you in the loop.
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1112. Nice to be in the loop.
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1113. The boy's in a meeting
right now I set up for him over at McNeil.
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1114. Will, I'm not exactly sure
what you mean.
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1115. We've already offered you a position.
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1116. Nobody in this town works
without a retainer, guys.
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1117. You think you can find somebody who does,
you have my blessin'.
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1118. But I think we all know that person is not
gonna represent you as well as I can.
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1119. Will, our offer is $84,000 a year.
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1120. Retainer! Retainer.
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1121. You want us to give you cash right now?
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1122. Whoa-ho-ho. Easy- Now, I didn't say that.
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1123. Allegedly, your situation, for you...
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1124. would be concurrently improved if I had...
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1125. $200 in my back pocket right now.
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1126. I don't think I can- Larry?
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1127. - I've got $73.
- Will you take a check?
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1128. Let me tell you somethin'. You're suspect.
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1129. Yeah, you. I don't know
what your reputation is in this town...
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1130. but after the shit
you tried to pull today...
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1131. you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.
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1132. Now, any business we have heretofore...
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1133. you can speak with
my aforementioned attorney.
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1134. Good day, gentlemen.
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1135. And until that day comes,
keep your ear to the grindstone.
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1136. - How's it goin'?
- Fine.
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1137. Yeah.
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1138. Good.
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1139. - Want some help?
- No!
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1140. Come on. Give me one little peek, and
we'll go to the batting cages.
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1141. NO.
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1142. It is actually important
that I learn this.
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1143. - It's really important... to me, okay?
- All right.
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1144. - Why don't we just hang out here all day?
- Yes, why don't we?
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1145. All right, Mr. Nosey Parker.
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1146. Seeing as you're intent
on breaking my balls...
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1147. - let me ask you a question.
- All right.
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1148. Do you have a photographic memory?
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1149. I don't know. I just kind of remember.
How do you remember your phone number?
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1150. You just do.
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1151. - Have you studied organic chemistry?
- A little bit.
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1152. - Oh, just for fun?
- Yeah, for kicks.
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1153. Yeah, it's so much fun
studying organic chemistry.
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1154. Are you mad?
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1155. Have you completely lost your mind?
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1156. Nobody studies it for fun. It's not a
necessity, especially for someone like you.
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1157. - Someone like me?
- Yeah.
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1158. Someone who divides their time, fairly
evenly, between batting cages and bars.
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1159. I would hardly say it was a necessity.
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1160. You know, there are very
smart people here at Harvard.
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1161. Even they have to study,
because this is really hard.
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1162. And yet... you do it so easily.
I don't understand.
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1163. I don't understand how your mind works.
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1164. - Do you play the piano?
- I want to talk about this.
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1165. No, I'm trying to explain it to you.
Do you play the piano?
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1166. - Yeah, a bit.
- So when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.
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1167. - I see “Chopsticks.”
- All right, Beethoven, okay?
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1168. He looked at a piano, and it just made
sense to him. He could just play.
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1169. - So what are you saying? You play the piano?
- Not a lick.
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1170. I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys,
three pedals and a box of wood.
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1171. But Beethoven, Mozart-
They saw it. They could just play.
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1172. I couldn't paint you a picture. I probably
can't hit the ball out of Fenway.
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1173. And I can't play the piano.
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1174. But you can do my
O-chem paper in under an hour.
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1175. Right. When it came to stuff like that,
I could always just play.
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1176. That's the best I can explain it.
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1177. Come here. I have to tell you something.
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1178. I have to tell you something.
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1179. Well...
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1180. - it's not fair.
- What's not fair? What?
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1181. I've been here for four years...
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1182. and I've only just found you.
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1183. Well, you found me.
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1184. - Are you awake?
- NO.
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1185. Yes, you are.
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1186. Will, come to California with me.
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1187. What?
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1188. I want you to come to California with me.
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1189. - You sure about that?
- Oh, yeah.
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1190. Yeah, but how do you know?
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1191. I don't know. I just know.
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1192. Yeah, but how do you know?
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1193. I know because I feel it.
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1194. - Because that's a really serious thing you're saying.
- I know.
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1195. You could be in California next week...
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1196. and you might find out
something about me you don't like.
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1197. Maybe you wish you hadn't said that...
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1198. but you know it's such a serious thing
you can't take it back.
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1199. Now I'm stuck in California with someone
that doesn't really want to be with me...
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1200. - just wish they had a take-back.
- A what? What's a take-back?
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1201. I don't want a take-back. I just want you
to come to California with me.
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1202. I can't go to California with you, so...
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1203. Why not?
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1204. One, because I got a job here.
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1205. And, two, because I live here.
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1206. Look, if you don't love me,
you should just tell me.
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1207. I'm not sayin' I don't love you.
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1208. Then why? Why won't you come?
What are you so scared of?
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1209. What am lads so scared of?
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1210. What aren't you scared of?
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1211. You live in this safe little world where
no one challenges you...
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1212. Don't tell me about my world.
Don't tell me about my world.
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1213. You just want to have your little fling
with the guy from the other side of town.
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1214. Then you're gonna go off to Stanford.
You're gonna marry some rich prick...
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1215. who your parents will approve of...
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1216. and just sit around with
the other trust fund babies...
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1217. and talk about how you
went slummin', too, once.
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1218. Why are you saying this?
What is your obsession with this money?
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1219. My father died when I was 13,
and I inherited this money.
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1220. You don't think every day I wake up, and I
wish I could give it back?
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1221. That I would give it back in a second, if it
meant I could have one more day with him.
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1222. But I can't, and that's
my life, and I deal with it.
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1223. So don't put your shit on me
when you're the one that's afraid.
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1224. I'm afraid? What am I afraid of?
What the fuck am I afraid of?
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1225. You're afraid of me.
You're afraid that I won't love you back.
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1226. You know what? I'm afraid too.
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1227. But fuck it, I want to give it a shot.
At least I'm honest with you.
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1228. - I'm not honest with you?
- No, what about your 12 brothers?
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1229. All right.
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1230. No, you're not going. You're not leaving.
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1231. What do you want to know?
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1232. That I don't have 12 brothers?
That I'm a fuckin' orphan?
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1233. - You don't want to hear that.
- I didn't know that.
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1234. You don't want to hear I got fuckin'
cigarettes put out on me when I was little.
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1235. - I didn't know that.
- That this isn't fuckin' surgery.
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1236. The motherfucker stabbed me.
You don't want to hear that shit, Skylar!
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1237. - I do want to hear that.
- Don't tell me you want to hear that shit!
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1238. - I want to help you.
- Help me? What the fuck?
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1239. What do I got, a fuckin' sign on my back
that says, “Save me”?
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1240. - No.
- Do I look like I need that?
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1241. - No, I just want to be with you-
- Don't bullshit me!
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1242. - I love you.
- Don't bullshit me! Don't you fuckin' bullshit me!
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1243. I love you.
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1244. I want to hear you say
that you don't love me.
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1245. Because if you say that...
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1246. then I won't call you...
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1247. and I won't be in your life.
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1248. I don't love you.
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1249. Most people never get to see
how brilliant they can be.
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1250. They don't find teachers
who believe in them.
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1251. They get convinced they're stupid.
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1252. I hope you appreciate what he's doing...
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1253. because I've seen how much he enjoys
working with you, not against you.
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1254. Hello, Will.
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1255. Tom, can you get us some coffee?
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1256. Sure.
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1257. Now, let's see.
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1258. Good. This is correct.
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1259. I see you used Maclaurin here.
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1260. Yeah, I don't know what you call it, but...
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1261. This can't be right.
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1262. This would be very embarrassing.
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1263. - Did you ever consider-
- I'm pretty sure it's right.
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1264. Hey, look, can we
do this at Sean's office from now on?
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1265. Because I got to knock off work to come
here and the commute is killin' me.
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1266. - Yeah. Did you think of the possibility-
- It's right.
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1267. It's right. Just take it home with you.
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1268. What happened at the McNeil meeting?
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1269. I couldn't go. I had a date.
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1270. So I sent my chief negotiator.
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1271. On your own time,
you can do whatever you like, Will.
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1272. But when I set up a meeting
with my associates...
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1273. and you don't show up,
it reflects poorly on me.
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1274. - Then don't set up any more meetings.
- I won't.
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1275. I'll cancel 'em.
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1276. I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted
you to see what was out there.
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1277. Maybe I don't want to spend the rest of my
fuckin' life explainin' shit to people.
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1278. I think you could show me
some appreciation.
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1279. A little appreciation?
Do you know how easy this is for me?
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1280. Do you have any fuckin' idea
how easy this is? This is a fucking joke.
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1281. I'm sorry you can't do this- I really am...
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1282. Because I wouldn't have to fuckin' sit here
and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.
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1283. Then you'd have more time to sit around
and get drunk instead, wouldn't you?
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1284. You're right. This is probably
a total waste of my time.
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1285. You're right, Will.
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1286. I can't do this proof, but you can.
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1287. And when it comes to that, it's only about
just a handful of people in the world...
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1288. who can tell the difference
between you and me.
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1289. - But I'm one of them.
- Sorry.
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1290. Yeah, so am I.
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1291. Most days I wish I never met you...
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1292. because then I could sleep at night.
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1293. I didn't have to walk around with the knowledge
that there was someone like you out there.
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1294. And I didn't have to watch you
throw it all away.
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1295. Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?
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1296. If you're watchin' pornos
in my mom's room again...
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1297. I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'!
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1298. What's up, fellas?
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1299. Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own
fuckin' house. That's fuckin' filthy.
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1300. I don't have a V.C.R. in my house.
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1301. Come on. Not in my glove.
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1302. I didn't use the glove.
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1303. That's my Little League glove.
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1304. What do you want me to do?
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1305. I mean, what's wrong with you?
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1306. You'll hump a baseball glove?
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1307. I-I just used it for cleanup.
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1308. Stop jerkin' off in my mother's room.
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1309. - Is there another V.C.R. in the house?
- It's just sad, bro.
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1310. So why do you think I should work for the
National Security Agency?
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1311. You'd be working on the cutting edge.
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1312. You'd be exposed to the kind of technology
you wouldn't see anywhere else...
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1313. because we've classified it.
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1314. Superstring theory,
chaos math, advanced algorithms.
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1315. Code breaking.
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1316. That's one aspect of what we do.
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1317. Oh, come on. That is what you do.
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1318. You guys handle 80% of
the intelligence workload.
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1319. You're seven times the size of the C.l.A.
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1320. We don't like to brag about that, Will,
but you're exactly right.
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1321. So the way I see it, the question isn't:
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1322. “Why should you work for the N.S.A.?”.
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1323. The question is: “Why shouldn't you?”.
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1324. Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.?
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1325. That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot.
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1326. Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A.
And somebody puts a code on my desk.
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1327. Something no one else can break.
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1328. Maybe I take a shot at it,
and maybe I break it.
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1329. I'm real happy with myself
because I did my job well.
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1330. But maybe that code was the location of some
rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East.
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1331. Once they have that location, they bomb
the village where the rebels are hidin'.
Copy !req
1332. Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
never had no problem with, get killed.
Copy !req
1333. Now the politicians are saying,
“Send in the Marines to secure the area”...
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1334. 'cause they don't give a shit.
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1335. It won't be their kid
over there gettin' shot...
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1336. just like it wasn't them when their number got
called 'cause they were in the National Guard.
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1337. It'll be some kid from Southie
over there takin' shrapnel in the ass.
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1338. He comes back to find the plant
he used to work at...
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1339. got exported to the country
he got back from...
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1340. and the guy who put
the shrapnel in his ass got his old job...
Copy !req
1341. 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day
and no bathroom breaks.
Copy !req
1342. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he
was over there in the first place...
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1343. was so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
Copy !req
1344. Of course, the oil companies used a skirmish
over there to scare up domestic oil prices.
Copy !req
1345. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but
it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon.
Copy !req
1346. They're takin' their sweet time
bringin' the oil, of course.
Copy !req
1347. Maybe they even took the liberty to hire
an alcoholic skipper...
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1348. who likes to drink martinis
and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs.
Copy !req
1349. It ain't too long till
he hits one, spills the oil...
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1350. and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.
Copy !req
1351. So now my buddy's out of work,
he can't afford to drive...
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1352. so he's walkin' to
the fuckin' job interviews...
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1353. which sucks because the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
Copy !req
1354. Meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat...
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1355. the only blue plate special
they're servin'...
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1356. is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
Copy !req
1357. So what did I think?
I'm holdin' out for somethin' better.
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1358. I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
why not just shoot my buddy...
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1359. take his job, give it to his sworn enemy...
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1360. hike up gas prices,
bomb a village, club a baby seal...
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1361. hit the hash pipe
and join the National Guard?
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1362. I can be elected president.
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1363. - You feel like you're alone?
- What?
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1364. Do you have a soul mate?
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1365. Do I have a- Define that.
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1366. Somebody who challenges you.
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1367. Chuckie.
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1368. No, Chuckie's family.
He'd lie down in fuckin' traffic for you.
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1369. I'm talking about someone who opens up
things for you, touches your soul.
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1370. - I got-
- Who?
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1371. - I got plenty.
- Name 'em.
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1372. Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...
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1373. That's great. They're all dead.
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1374. - Not to me they're not.
- You don't have a lot of dialogue with them.
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1375. You can't give back to them, Will.
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1376. Not without some serious
smelling salts and a heater.
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1377. That's what I'm saying.
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1378. You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...
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1379. where you're always afraid
to take the first step...
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1380. because all you see is every negative
thing 10 miles down the road.
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1381. - You gonna take the professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.
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1382. - NO.
- I didn't want the job.
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1383. It's not about the job. I don't care if
you work for the government.
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1384. But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.
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1385. What are you passionate about?
What do you want?
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1386. There are guys who work their entire life
layin' brick...
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1387. so their kids have a chance
at the opportunities you have here.
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1388. - I didn't ask for this.
- NO.
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1389. You were born with it, so don't cop out
“I didn't ask for this.”.
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1390. What do you mean, cop out?
What's wrong with layin' brick?
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1391. Nothing.
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1392. There's nothin' wrong.
That's somebody's home I'm buildin'.
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1393. Right. My dad laid brick, okay?
Copy !req
1394. Busted his ass so
I could have an education.
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1395. Exactly. That's an honorable profession.
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1396. What's wrong with fixin' somebody's ca r?
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1397. Someone will get to work the next day
because of me. That's honor in that.
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1398. Yeah, there is, Will.
There is honor in that.
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1399. There's honor in takin'
that 40-minute train ride...
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1400. so those college kids could come in in the
morning and their floors are clean.
Copy !req
1401. And their wastebaskets are empty.
That's real work.
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1402. That's right.
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1403. And that's honorable.
I'm sure that's why you took that job.
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1404. For the honor of it.
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1405. I just have a little question here.
You could be a janitor anywhere.
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1406. Why did you work at the most prestigious
technical college in the whole fuckin' world?
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1407. Why did you sneak around at night and
finish other people's formulas...
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1408. that only one or two people in the world
could do and then lie about it?
Copy !req
1409. 'Cause I don't see
a lot of honor in that, Will.
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1410. So what do you really wanna do?
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1411. I wanna be a shepherd.
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1412. Really?
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1413. I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little
spread, get some sheep and tend to them.
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1414. - Maybe you should go do that.
- What?
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1415. If you're gonna jerk off, why don't you
just do it at home with a moist towel?
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1416. - You're chuckin' me?
- Yeah, get the fuck outta here.
Copy !req
1417. - No, no, no, time's not up yet.
- Yeah, it is.
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1418. - I'm not leavin'. No.
- You're not gonna answer, you're wastin' my time.
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1419. I thought we were friends.
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1420. - Playtime's over, okay?
- Why are you kickin' me out?
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1421. You're lecturin' me on life?
Look at you, you fuckin' burnout.
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1422. - What winds your clock?
- Workin' with you.
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1423. Where's your soul mate? You wanna talk
about soul mates? Where is she?
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1424. - Dead.
- That's right. She's fuckin' dead.
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1425. She fuckin' dies and you just cash in your
chips and you walk away?
Copy !req
1426. At least I played a hand.
Copy !req
1427. You played a hand and you lost.
You lost a big fuckin' hand.
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1428. Some people will lose a big hand like that
and have the sack to ante up again.
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1429. Look at me. What do you wanna do?
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1430. You and your bullshit.
You got a bullshit answer for everybody.
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1431. But I ask you a very simple question, and
you can't give me a straight answer...
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1432. because you don't know.
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1433. I'll see ya, Bo-peep.
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1434. - Fuck you.
- You're the shepherd.
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1435. Shepherd.
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1436. White little prick.
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1437. I just wanted to call you up
before you left.
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1438. I've been takin' all these
job interviews and stuff...
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1439. so I'm not gonna be just
a construction worker.
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1440. Well, I never really cared about that.
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1441. Yeah.
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1442. I love you.
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1443. Will?
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1444. You take care.
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1445. Will, come on. Will!
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1446. Will, that's it! We're done!
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1447. I'm sitting in your office,
and the boy isn't here.
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1448. It's 10 past 5:00.
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1449. An hour and 10 minutes late.
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1450. If he doesn't show up, and
I file a report saying he wasn't here...
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1451. and he goes back to jail,
it won't be on my conscience.
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1452. Okay. Fine.
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1453. What's up?
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1454. Thanks.
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1455. Fuck, that's good.
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1456. So how's your lady?
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1457. She's gone.
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1458. Gone? Gone where?
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1459. Med school. Medical school in California.
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1460. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1461. - When was this?
- It was, like, a week ago.
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1462. That sucks.
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1463. So, when are you done
with those meetings?
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1464. I think the week after I'm 21.
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1465. They gonna hook ya up with a job or what?
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1466. Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do long
division for the next 50 years.
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1467. Nah, probably make some nice bank though.
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1468. I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.
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1469. Better than this shit. Way outta here.
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1470. What do I want a way outta here for?
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1471. I mean, I'm gonna fuckin'
live here the rest of my life.
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1472. You know, be neighbors.
You know, have little kids.
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1473. Fuckin' take 'em
to Little League together up Foley Field.
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1474. Look, you're my best friend,
so don't take this the wrong way.
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1475. But in 20 years if
you're still livin' here...
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1476. comin' over to my house
to watch the Patriots games...
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1477. still workin' construction,
I'll fuckin' kill ya.
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1478. That's not a threat.
That's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill ya.
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1479. What the fuck are you talkin' about?
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1480. - Look, you got something none of us have.
- Oh, come on!
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1481. Why is it always this? I fuckin'
owe it to myself to do this or that.
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1482. - What if I don't want to?
- No, no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself.
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1483. You owe it to me...
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1484. 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna
wake up and I'll be 50...
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1485. and I'll still be doin' this shit.
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1486. That's all right. That's fine.
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1487. I mean, you're sittin' on
a winnin' lottery ticket.
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1488. You're too much of a pussy to cash it in,
and that's bullshit.
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1489. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything
to have what you got.
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1490. So would any of these fuckin' guys.
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1491. It'd be an insult to us
if you're still here in 20 years.
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1492. Hangin' around here
is a fuckin' waste of your time.
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1493. - You don't know that.
- I don't?
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1494. No. You don't know that.
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1495. I don't know that.
Let me tell you what I do know.
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1496. Every day I come by your house,
and I pick you up.
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1497. We go out and have a few drinks and few
laughs, and it's great.
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1498. You know what the best part of my day is?
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1499. It's for about 10 seconds: from when I pull
up to the curb and when I get to your door.
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1500. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll
knock on the door, and you won't be there.
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1501. No “good-bye, ” no “see ya later.”
No nothing. You just left.
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1502. I don't know much, but I know that.
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1503. This is a disaster, Sean.
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1504. I brought you in here because I wanted you
to help me with the boy...
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1505. - not to run him out.
- I know what I'm doing with the boy.
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1506. I don't care if you have
a rapport with the boy!
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1507. I don't care if you have a few laughs.
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1508. But don't you dare undermine
what I'm trying to do here.
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1509. Undermine?
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1510. This boy is at a fragile point right now.
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1511. I do understand. He is at a fragile point.
He's got problems.
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1512. What problems does he have? That he's
better off as a janitor, in jail?
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1513. Better hanging out with
a bunch of retarded gorillas?
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1514. Why do you think he does that?
You have any fuckin' clue why?
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1515. He can handle the problems. He can handle
the work. He obviously handled you.
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1516. Listen to me. Why is he hiding?
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1517. Why doesn't he trust anybody?
Because the first thing that happened to him...
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1518. he was abandoned by the people who were
supposed to love him the most.
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1519. Don't give me that Freudian crap.
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1520. Why does he hang out with
those retarded gorillas, as you call them?
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1521. Because any one of them, if he asked them
to, would take a bat to your head.
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1522. - That's called loyalty.
- Yeah, that's very touching.
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1523. Who's he handling? He pushes people away
before they have a chance to leave him.
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1524. It's a defense mechanism, all right?
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1525. For 20 years, he's been
alone because of that.
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1526. If you push him right now, it's gonna be
the same thing all over again.
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1527. I'm not gonna let that happen to him.
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1528. - Don't you do that.
- What?
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1529. Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay
to quit, that it's okay to be a failure.
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1530. Because it's not okay, Sean!
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1531. If you're angry at me for being successful,
for being what you could have been...
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1532. - I'm not angry at you.
- Oh, yes, you're angry at me.
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1533. You resent me, but I'm not gonna apologize
for any success I've had.
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1534. You're angry at me for doing
what you could have done!
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1535. But ask yourself, Sean- Ask yourself...
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1536. if you want Will to feel that way-
if you want him to feel like a failure?
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1537. You arrogant shit!
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1538. That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions,
'cause I can't stand that look in your eye.
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1539. - That condescending, embarrassed look.
- On, come on, Sean.
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1540. You think I'm a failure. I know who I am.
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1541. I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious
choice. I didn't fuck up!
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1542. And you and your cronies think
I'm some sort of pity case.
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1543. You and your kiss-ass chorus following you
around going, “The Field's medal!”.
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1544. Why are you still so
fuckin' afraid of failure?
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1545. It's about my medal, isn't it? Oh, God,
I could go get it for you. You can have it.
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1546. Shove the medal up
your fuckin' ass, all right?
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1547. 'Cause I don't give
a shit about your medal...
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1548. because I knew you before
you were a mathematical god...
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1549. when you were pimple-faced and homesick and
didn't know what side of the bed to piss on.
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1550. Yeah, you were smarter than me then, and
you're smarter than me now.
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1551. So don't blame me for
how your life turned out.
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1552. I don't blame you! it's not about you!
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1553. You mathematical dick! it's about the boy!
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1554. He's a good kid!
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1555. And I won't see you fuck him up like
you're tryin' to fuck up me right now.
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1556. I won't see you make him
feel like a failure too!
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1557. - He won't be a failure!
- But if you push him! If you ride him!
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1558. I am what I am today because I was pushed
and because I learned to push myself.
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1559. He's not you! You get that?
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1560. I can come back.
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1561. No, come in. I was just leaving.
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1562. A lot of that stuff goes back
along way between me and him.
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1563. You know. Not about you.
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1564. What is that?
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1565. This is your file. I have to send it
back to the judge for evaluation.
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1566. Hey, you're not
gonna fail me, are you?
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1567. What's it say?
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1568. - Wanna read it?
- Why?
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1569. Have you had any experience with that?
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1570. Twenty years of counseling.
Yeah, I've seen some pretty awful shit.
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1571. I mean, have you had
any experience with that?
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1572. - Personally?
- Yeah.
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1573. Yeah, I have.
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1574. It sure ain't good.
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1575. My father was an alcoholic.
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1576. Mean fuckin' drunk.
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1577. He'd come home hammered,
lookin' to whale on somebody.
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1578. So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go after
my mother and little brother.
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1579. Interesting nights were
when he wore his rings.
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1580. He used to just put a wrench...
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1581. a stick and a belt on the table.
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1582. - Just say, “Choose”
- I gotta go with the belt there.
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1583. I used to go with the wrench.
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1584. Why the wrench?
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1585. 'Cause fuck him, that's why.
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1586. - Your foster father?
- Yeah.
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1587. So, what is it?
Like, Will has an attachment disorder?
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1588. Is it all that stuff?
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1589. Fear of abandonment?
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1590. Is that why I broke up with Skylar?
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1591. - I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, I did.
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1592. - You wanna talk about it?
- NO.
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1593. Hey, Will, I don't know a lot.
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1594. You see this? All this shit?
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1595. It's not your fault.
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1596. Yeah, I know that.
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1597. Look at me, son.
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1598. - It's not your fault.
- I know.
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1599. No. It's not your fault.
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1600. I know.
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1601. No, no, you don't. It's not your fault.
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1602. I know.
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1603. - It's not your fault.
- All right.
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1604. It's not your fault.
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1605. - It's not your fault.
- Don't fuck with me.
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1606. It's not your fault.
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1607. Don't fuck with me, all right?
Don't fuck with me, Sean, not you.
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1608. It's not your fault.
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1609. It's not your fault.
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1610. My God...
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1611. My God! I'm so sorry! My God!
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1612. Fuck them, okay?
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1613. Can I help you?
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1614. Yeah, I'm Will Hunting.
I'm here about a position.
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1615. Could you just have a seat for a moment?
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1616. Yes, there's a Mr. Hunting in the lobby.
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1617. Which one did you take?
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1618. I was over at McNeil. It's one of the jobs
the professor set me up with.
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1619. I haven't told him yet, but I went down
there and talked to my boss...
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1620. My new boss. He seemed like a good guy.
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1621. - Is that what you want?
- Yeah, you know, I think so.
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1622. Good for you. Congratulations.
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1623. Thanks.
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1624. Time's up.
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1625. So that's- So that's it? So we're done?
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1626. Yeah, that's it.
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1627. You're done. You're a free man.
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1628. Well, I just want you to know, Sean, that...
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1629. You're welcome, Will.
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1630. So, you know, I hope
we keep in touch, you know.
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1631. Yeah, me too.
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1632. I'll be travelin' around a bit.
It'll be a little hard, but...
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1633. I've got an answering machine
at the college I'll be checking in with.
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1634. So, here's the number.
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1635. You call that. I'll get back
to you right away.
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1636. Yeah, you know,
I figured I'm just gonna...
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1637. put my money back on the table and see
what kind of cards I get.
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1638. You do what's in your heart, son.
You'll be fine.
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1639. Thank you, Sean.
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1640. Thank you, Will.
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1641. Hey, does this violate
the patient-doctor relationship?
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1642. Naw. Only if you grab my ass.
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1643. - Take care.
- You too.
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1644. Yeah.
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1645. Hey.
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1646. Good luck, son.
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1647. Two beers.
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1648. What's up? Did you guys go?
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1649. No. I had to talk him down.
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1650. - Why didn't you yoke him?
- Little Morgan's got a lot of scrap to him.
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1651. People try to whip his ass every week.
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1652. - Fuckin' kid won't back down.
- What are you sayin' about me?
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1653. - Was I talkin' to you?
- Then mind your fuckin' business.
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1654. - Go get me a beer.
- I ordered two beers!
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1655. - Hey, asshole.
- What, bitch?
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1656. - Happy birthday.
- Thought we forgot, huh, bitch?
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1657. - Come on!
- I'm goin'. I'm goin'.
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1658. All right. Who's first?
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1659. - Come on, motherfucker!
- Who's first?
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1660. Oh, Danny boy.
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1661. Here's your present.
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1662. - Come on, bro.
- What?
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1663. We knew you had to get back and
forth to Cambridge for your new job.
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1664. I knew I wasn't gonna
fuckin' drive you every day, so...
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1665. - Morgan wanted to get you a “T” pass.
- That's not what I was sayin'!
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1666. But, you're 21 now.
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1667. You're legally allowed to drink, so we
figured the best thing for ya was a car.
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1668. - How do you like it?
- This is like...
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1669. It's the ugliest fuckin' car
I've ever seen in my life.
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1670. - Come on, brother.
- How'd you guys do this?
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1671. You know, me and Bill
scraped together the parts...
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1672. and Morgan was out panhandlin'
for change every day.
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1673. I had the router to do all the bodywork.
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1674. Yeah, hell of a fuckin' job, too, brother.
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1675. Guy's been up my ass for two years about a job.
I had to let him help with the car.
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1676. So you finally got a job, huh, Morgan?
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1677. - Yeah, had one. Now I'm fucked again.
- So what is it?
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1678. - A lawn mower? What do ya got?
- It's a straight fuckin' six.
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1679. Me and Bill rebuilt
this engine ourselves here.
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1680. It's a good car.
The engine's good. Engine's good.
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1681. - Happy 21, Will.
- Happy 21, brother.
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1682. Hi.
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1683. Come on in.
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1684. Sean, I...
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1685. Me too, Gerry.
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1686. Yeah. Good.
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1687. I heard you're takin' some time.
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1688. Yeah. Travel a little bit, maybe write.
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1689. So where are you going?
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1690. India and China and Baltimore.
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1691. You know when you'll be back?
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1692. I got this flyer the other day.
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1693. It says class of '72
is having a reunion in six months.
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1694. Yeah, I got one of those too.
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1695. Why don't you come? I'll buy ya a drink.
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1696. The drinks at those things are free.
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1697. I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.
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1698. How about a drink right now?
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1699. Yeah. It's a good idea.
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1700. Come on. This one's on me.
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1701. I got the winner right here, pal.
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1702. Yes, sir, this is the one.
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1703. This is my ticket to paradise.
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1704. Do you know what the odds
are against winning the lottery?
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1705. - What? Four to one?
- About 30 million to one.
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1706. I still have a shot, you know?
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1707. Yes, just about as big chance
as you being hit by lightning...
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1708. here on the staircase right now.
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1709. It's a possibility too. I mean, 32 million.
If you look at the size...
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1710. Will!
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1711. Will?
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1712. He's not there.
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1713. Sean, if the professor
calls about that job...
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1714. just tell him,
sorry, I had to go see about a girl.
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1715. Will.
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1716. Son of a bitch. He stole my line.
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