1. Mod f x square dx.Copy !req
2. So please finish Percival
by next time.Copy !req
3. I know many of you had this as
undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up.Copy !req
4. Thank you, Steven.Copy !req
5. I also put an advanced Fourier system
on the main hallway chalkboard.Copy !req
6. And I'm hoping that one of you might
prove it by the end of the semester.Copy !req
7. Now, the person to do so
will not only be in my good graces...Copy !req
8. but also go on to fame and fortune...Copy !req
9. by having their accomplishment
recorded and their name printed...Copy !req
10. in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.Copy !req
11. Former winners include Nobel laureates,
Field's medal winners...Copy !req
12. renowned astrophysicists
and lowly M.I.T. Professors.Copy !req
13. Well, that's all.Copy !req
14. If you have any questions,
I'm sure that Tom has the answers.Copy !req
15. - Hi, Will.
- Kirsten, how you doing?Copy !req
16. - I'm all right. How are you?
- Good.Copy !req
17. - I didn't get on Cathy last night.
- No?Copy !req
18. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
19. - I don't know. Cathy!
- What?Copy !req
20. Why didn't you give me none of that nasty
little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?Copy !req
21. Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse,
Chuckie.Copy !req
22. Like I'd waste my energy spreadin'
my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick?Copy !req
23. - So go home and give it a tug yourself.
- Tootsie Roll!Copy !req
24. Toot-Toots!Copy !req
25. She's missin' a tooth, Will.Copy !req
26. She's got skin problems.
I don't...Copy !req
27. Plus, it's like 5-to-2, Morgan ends
up marryin' her, you know what I mean?Copy !req
28. There's only so many times you can bang
your friend's future wife.Copy !req
29. It's wrong.
Where you goin'?Copy !req
30. - I'm gonna take off.
- Fuck you, you're takin' off. It's like, what, 10:00?Copy !req
31. I'm tired.Copy !req
32. Irish curse?Copy !req
33. She don't know.
There ain't no Irish curse.Copy !req
34. - Out!
- Stop brushing me back.Copy !req
35. Stop crowding the plate!
Which one will it be?Copy !req
36. You're gonna get charged,
you know that.Copy !req
37. You think I'm afraid of you, you big
fuck? You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate.Copy !req
38. Hey, uh, Casey's bouncin' up a bar, uh, at
Harvard next week. We should go up there.Copy !req
39. - What are we gonna do up there?
- I don't know.Copy !req
40. We'll fuck up some smart kids.
You'll probably fit right in.Copy !req
41. Ow! Fuckin' punk!Copy !req
42. - Oh, what's up? You still tough?
- Come on!Copy !req
43. - You want this?
- Ah, come on, come on. That's it.Copy !req
44. I'd hold you forever hereCopy !req
45. In my armsCopy !req
46. - Professor Lambeau?
- Yes?Copy !req
47. I'm in your applied theories class. We're
all up at the math and science building.Copy !req
48. Come here. It's Saturday!Copy !req
49. Unless you want to have a drink
with me tonight.Copy !req
50. Maybe. We just couldn't wait
until Monday to find out.Copy !req
51. - Find out what?
- Who proved the theorem.Copy !req
52. This is correct.
Who did this?Copy !req
53. - Jack?
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
54. - Nemesh?
- No way.Copy !req
55. - Come on, Joey Mac!
- Billy, McNamara's up.Copy !req
56. Come on, kid!Copy !req
57. - Joey, dig it out of there. Dig it out!
- I love the pitch!Copy !req
58. Lay it down, Mac. That's how to do it!
Attaboy! Take two, Mac, take two!Copy !req
59. - Nice hit.
- Taylor, you're up.Copy !req
60. Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with
the striped pants? She's got a nice ass.Copy !req
61. - Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
- Who's the guy she's with?Copy !req
62. It's that fuckin' guinea. I hate
that little bitch. Will knows him.Copy !req
63. - You know him?
- Yeah, fuckin' Carmine Scarpaglia.Copy !req
64. That kid used to beat the shit out of me
in kindergarten.Copy !req
65. - That guy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
66. Fuck this.
Let's get some food.Copy !req
67. Oh, what, Morgan,
you're not gonna go talk to her?Copy !req
68. Fuck her.Copy !req
69. - I could go for a Whopper.
- Let's go to Kelly's.Copy !req
70. Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's
just 'cause you like the take-out girl.Copy !req
71. - It's 15 minutes out of our way.
- What the fuck are we gonna do? We can't spare 15 minutes?Copy !req
72. Double burger.Copy !req
73. Double burger?Copy !req
74. Chuck I had a double burgerCopy !req
75. Would you shut the fuck up?
I know what you ordered. I was there.Copy !req
76. - So give me my fuckin' sandwich.
- What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it.Copy !req
77. Morgan, how much money you got on you?Copy !req
78. I said I'd get change when I get the snow
cone. I said that before when we pulled up.Copy !req
79. Why don't you just gimme my sandwich
and stop bein' a prick?Copy !req
80. All right, well, give me your fuckin' 16 cents that you
got on you now. We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway.Copy !req
81. Here we go. Keep it right up here
for ya. We'll put you on a programme.Copy !req
82. Every day you come in with your six cents.
At the end of the week, you get your sandwich.Copy !req
83. - Are you gonna be an asshole?
- What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare?Copy !req
84. I think you should establish
a good line of credit.Copy !req
85. Like how you bought your couch:
Payment plans.Copy !req
86. Remember how your mother brought
in ten dollars every day for a year?Copy !req
87. She finally got her couch
Rent-A-Center style.Copy !req
88. - Can I have my food now, please?
- Here's your fuckin' double burger.Copy !req
89. - Whoa!
- Hey, hold up, Chuck.Copy !req
90. - Slow it down.
- Who do we got?Copy !req
91. - I don't know yet.
- Hey, douche bag!Copy !req
92. - Yeah, you, you skank face!
- Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
93. - Let's get outta here. - What are
you worried about? - Come on, Will.Copy !req
94. Why don't you lick my love stick?Copy !req
95. We just seen the guy 15 minutes ago at the park.
If we was gonna fight him, we should fight him then.Copy !req
96. - We got snacks now.
- Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'.Copy !req
97. - I'm not goin'. - So
don't go. - I am not goin'!Copy !req
98. Fuckin' go, Morgan.Copy !req
99. Let me tell you somethin'. If you're not out there in
two fuckin' seconds, when I'm done with them, you're next.Copy !req
100. Carmine, it's me. It's me, Will.
Remember? We went to kindergarten together.Copy !req
101. Way down the street
there's a light in his placeCopy !req
102. He opens the door
He's got that look on his faceCopy !req
103. - Fuckin', let's go, man!
- Step on his fuckin' head.Copy !req
104. Get his ass on the ground.
Stop that motherfucker.Copy !req
105. Motherfucker, die!Copy !req
106. - Carter!
- Come on!Copy !req
107. Will! Will, come on! Come on.Copy !req
108. Will, come on.
Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
109. - Easy, brother, easy.
- Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out.Copy !req
110. - Come here.
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
111. Fuck!Copy !req
112. Is this just my imagination,
or has my class grown considerably?Copy !req
113. Well, by no stretch of my imagination do I
believe you've all come here to hear me lecture.Copy !req
114. Or rather, to ascertain the identity
of the mystery math magician.Copy !req
115. So without further adieu, come forward,
silent rogue, and receive thy prize.Copy !req
116. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint
my spectators, but...Copy !req
117. it seems there will be
no unmasking here today.Copy !req
118. However, um, my colleagues and I
have conferred...Copy !req
119. and there is a problem
on the board right now...Copy !req
120. that took us more than two years
to prove.Copy !req
121. So let this be said:
The gauntlet has been thrown down...Copy !req
122. but the faculty have answered
and answered with vigour.Copy !req
123. - Hi.
- When's the arraignment?Copy !req
124. Next week.Copy !req
125. - Sorry. - What are
you doing? - Sorry.Copy !req
126. That's people's work.
You can't graffiti here.Copy !req
127. - Don't you walk away from me!
- Hey, fuck you!Copy !req
128. Oh, you're a clever one.
What's your name?Copy !req
129. Oh, my God.Copy !req
130. Looks right.Copy !req
131. Will, how retarded do you gotta be
to get fired from that job?Copy !req
132. I mean, how hard is it to push
a motherfuckin' broom around the room?Copy !req
133. Mitch, you got fired from pushin'
a fuckin' broom.Copy !req
134. I got fired 'cause management
was restructuring.Copy !req
135. Yeah, restructuring the amount
of retards they had workin' for 'em.Copy !req
136. Shut up. You get canned
more than tuna, bitch.Copy !req
137. - At least I got a motherfuckin' job right now, don't I?
- Yeah.Copy !req
138. - Why did you get fired, Will? Come on.
- Uh, management was restructuring.Copy !req
139. - My uncle could probably get you on a demo team.
- Can he do that?Copy !req
140. - You kiddin' me? I asked you yesterday if I could get a job.
- And I told you "no" yesterday.Copy !req
141. - What's up, Case? - What's
up, Case? - What's up, Big Case?Copy !req
142. Let's sit over here.Copy !req
143. Oh, this is,
this is a Harvard bar, huh?Copy !req
144. I thought there'd be, like,
equations and shit on the walls.Copy !req
145. I will take a pitcher
of the finest lager in the house.Copy !req
146. Time-out. I'm gonna have to bust a little move
on them Harvard hotties down there at the bar.Copy !req
147. - Work some magic.
- Get some potion for us.Copy !req
148. - Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello.Copy !req
149. - Hi, how are ya?
- Fine.Copy !req
150. - So, do you ladies, uh...
- Come here often?Copy !req
151. Do I come here? I come here a bit. I'm
here, uh, uh, you know, from time to time.Copy !req
152. - Do you go to school here?
- Yep.Copy !req
153. - Yeah. That's it. Yes, I think I had a class with you.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
154. - What class?
- History.Copy !req
155. - Maybe.
- Yes, I think that's what it was.Copy !req
156. You don't necessarily... May not
remember me. You know, I like it here.Copy !req
157. It doesn't mean 'cause I go here,
I'm a genius.Copy !req
158. - I am very smart.
- Hey.Copy !req
159. - Hey! How's it goin'? How are ya?
- Good. How ya doin'?Copy !req
160. - You wanna...
- What, uh... What class did you, did you say that was?Copy !req
161. - History.
- History. Yeah.Copy !req
162. Just history? It must've been
a survey course then, huh?Copy !req
163. - Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
- Right.Copy !req
164. You should check it out. It's
a good course. It'd be a good class.Copy !req
165. How'd you like that course?Copy !req
166. You know, frankly, I found the class,
you know, rather, uh, elementary.Copy !req
167. Elementary. You know,
I don't doubt that it was.Copy !req
168. - Yeah.
- I, uh, I remember that class.Copy !req
169. It was, um, it was
just between recess and lunch.Copy !req
170. Clark, why don't you go away?Copy !req
171. - Why don't you relax?
- Why don't you go just away?Copy !req
172. I'm just having fun with my new friend.
That's all.Copy !req
173. - What, we gonna have a problem?
- No, no, no, no, no. There's no problem here.Copy !req
174. I was just hoping you might give me
some insight into the evolution...Copy !req
175. of the market economy
in the southern colonies.Copy !req
176. My contention is that, uh,
prior to the Revolutionary War...Copy !req
177. the economic modalities,
especially in the southern colonies...Copy !req
178. could most aptly be characterized as...Copy !req
179. - agrarian precapitalist.
- Let me tell you something. All right?Copy !req
180. Of course that's your contention.
You're a first-year grad student.Copy !req
181. You just got finished readin' some
Marxian historian, Pete Garrison, probably.Copy !req
182. You're gonna be convinced of that till
next month when you get to James Lemon.Copy !req
183. Then you're gonna be talkin' about how the
economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania...Copy !req
184. were entrepreneurial and capitalist
way back in 1740.Copy !req
185. That's gonna last until next year. You're
gonna be in here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood...Copy !req
186. talkin' about, you know,
the prerevolutionary utopia...Copy !req
187. and the capital-forming effects
of military mobilization.Copy !req
188. Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because
Wood drastically underestimates the impact of...Copy !req
189. "Wood drastically, Wood drastically
underestimates the impact of social distinctions...Copy !req
190. predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth"?Copy !req
191. You got that from Vickers'
Work in Essex County. Page 98, right?Copy !req
192. Yeah, I read that, too. Were you gonna
plagiarize the whole thing for us?Copy !req
193. Do you have any thoughts, uh,
of your own on this matter?Copy !req
194. Or do you... Is that your thing?
You come into a bar.Copy !req
195. You read some obscure passage and then
pretend... You, You pawn it off as your own...Copy !req
196. As your own idea just to impress
some girls? Embarrass my friend?Copy !req
197. See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years
you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own.Copy !req
198. And you're gonna come up with the fact
that there are two certainties in life.Copy !req
199. Don't do that.Copy !req
200. And two: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckin' education...Copy !req
201. you could've got for $1.50
in late charges at the public library.Copy !req
202. Yeah, but I will have a degree...Copy !req
203. and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a
drive through on our way to a skiing trip.Copy !req
204. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, but at least
I won't be unoriginal.Copy !req
205. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean,
we could just step outside. We could figure it out.Copy !req
206. No, man, there's no problem.
It's cool.Copy !req
207. - It's cool?
- Yeah. - Cool.Copy !req
208. - Fuckin' damn right, it's cool.
- How do you like me now?Copy !req
209. My boy's wicked smart.Copy !req
210. I just spent three minutes in this
fuckin' place, and run into a barney, huh?Copy !req
211. Well, there it is.
Hello, nice to meet ya.Copy !req
212. They were fine, man. I was gonna...
We was gonna close the deal...Copy !req
213. but then Chuck, uh,
Billy insulted one of 'em...Copy !req
214. and the heavyset girl said that I even had a
receding hairline, and I was a few pounds overweight.Copy !req
215. And I was like, "Go fuck yourself. "Copy !req
216. I swallowed a bug.Copy !req
217. Hi.Copy !req
218. - You're an idiot.
- What?Copy !req
219. You're an idiot. I've been sitting over there for
45 minutes waiting for you to come and talk to me.Copy !req
220. But I'm tired now,
and I have to go home.Copy !req
221. And I, I couldn't sit there any more
waiting for you.Copy !req
222. - Wh... I'm Will.
- Skylar.Copy !req
223. - Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way...Copy !req
224. that guy over there,
Michael Bolton clone...Copy !req
225. he wasn't sitting with us,
so to speak.Copy !req
226. Yeah, I know.
I kinda got that impression.Copy !req
227. Good. Okay.
Well, I've got to go.Copy !req
228. Gotta get up early and waste some
more money on my overpriced education.Copy !req
229. - No, I didn't mean you. I...
- Ah, that's all right.Copy !req
230. There's my number. So maybe we can
go out for coffee sometime.Copy !req
231. All right, yeah. May-Maybe we can just
get together and eat a bunch of caramels.Copy !req
232. - What do you mean?
- When you think about it, it's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee.Copy !req
233. Oh. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
234. - Uh, right, then.
- Come on.Copy !req
235. - Yo! - Fuck you, bitch!
- Hey, fuck you the same.Copy !req
236. - There goes them fuckin' barneys right now with their skiin' trip.
- Hold up. Hold up.Copy !req
237. I should've beat that old bitch's ass.Copy !req
238. Do you like apples?Copy !req
239. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
240. Well, I got her number!
How do you like them apples?Copy !req
241. We arrived tonightCopy !req
242. The miles were over meCopy !req
243. I turned off the lightCopy !req
244. So, come on, nightCopy !req
245. Everyone is goneCopy !req
246. Home to oblivionCopy !req
247. So come onCopy !req
248. So come on byCopy !req
249. Tom.Copy !req
250. Excuse me. Is this the Buildings
and Grounds office?Copy !req
251. Yeah. What can I do for you?Copy !req
252. I just need the name of a student
who works here.Copy !req
253. - No students work for me.
- Well, could you please check?Copy !req
254. I have this guy who works
in my building. He's about this high.Copy !req
255. - Which one is your building?
- Two.Copy !req
256. Two. Building two.Copy !req
257. - Look, if anything was stolen, I should know about it.
- No, no, no. It's nothing like that.Copy !req
258. I just need his name.Copy !req
259. I can't give you his name
unless you have a complaint.Copy !req
260. - This is Professor Lambeau.
- And this is Professor Hayes.Copy !req
261. Tom, please.Copy !req
262. This is important. Please.Copy !req
263. Willy didn't show up for work today.Copy !req
264. Got this job through his P.O.
You can call him.Copy !req
265. - P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.Copy !req
266. Thank you.Copy !req
267. Asshole.Copy !req
268. There is a lengthy legal precedent,
Your Honour, going back to 1789...Copy !req
269. whereby a defendant can claim self-defense
against an agent of the government...Copy !req
270. if that act is deemed a defence against
tyranny, a defence of liberty.Copy !req
271. Your Honour, Henry Ward Beecher, in Proverbs from
the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887, said, and I quote...Copy !req
272. - 1887? This is the 20th century, Your Honour.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
273. - He's gonna make a mockery of the courtroom.
- I am afforded the right...Copy !req
274. to speak in my own defence, sir, by
the Constitution of the United States.Copy !req
275. - This is the same document which guarantees my liberty.
- Don't tell me about the Constitution of the United States.Copy !req
276. And liberty, in case you've forgotten,
is a soul's right to breathe.Copy !req
277. And when it cannot take a long breath,
laws are girded too tight.Copy !req
278. - Without liberty, man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?Copy !req
279. - Ibid., Your Honour.
- Son, my turn.Copy !req
280. I've been sitting here for ten minutes
now lookin' over this rap sheet of yours.Copy !req
281. I just can't believe it.
June '93, assault.Copy !req
282. September '93, assault.Copy !req
283. Grand theft auto, February of '94.Copy !req
284. Where, apparently, you defended yourself
and had the case thrown out by citing...Copy !req
285. "free property rights of horse
and carriage" from 1798.Copy !req
286. Joke. January '95,
impersonating an officer.Copy !req
287. Mayhem, theft, resisting.
All overturned.Copy !req
288. I'm also aware that you've
been through several foster homes.Copy !req
289. The state removed you from three
because of serious physical abuse.Copy !req
290. You know, another judge might care,
but you hit a cop. You're going in.Copy !req
291. Motion to dismiss is denied.
$50,000 bail.Copy !req
292. - Thank you.
- Court, rise.Copy !req
293. - Hello?
- Uh, Skylar?Copy !req
294. - Yep.
- Hey, uh, it's Will.Copy !req
295. - Who?
- It's Will.Copy !req
296. You know, the really funny, good-looking
guy you met at the bar the other night.Copy !req
297. I don't recall meeting anyone who matched
that description. I think I'd remember.Copy !req
298. Oh, all right, you got me. It's
the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser...Copy !req
299. who got hammered
and wouldn't leave you alone all night.Copy !req
300. Oh, Will! I remember.Copy !req
301. - How are you? I-I was wondering
if you'd call me. - Yeah, look.Copy !req
302. - I was wondering...
- Yo, so, baby. What's up?Copy !req
303. - Hold on one second.
- What you doing?Copy !req
304. - Hey!
- What's up, baby? Want some of my ass?Copy !req
305. - Herve! I remember you from juvi. How you doing?
- What's up, baby? What you doing?Copy !req
306. Ah, yeah, sorry about that. Um...Copy !req
307. I was wonderin' maybe we could
get together, um, sometime this week.Copy !req
308. You know, sit out at a cafe.
Maybe have some caramels.Copy !req
309. - Oh, that sounds wonderful.
- Yeah?Copy !req
310. Yeah. Sure. Where are you?Copy !req
311. Um, well, actually, this is, uh,
this is just a shot in the dark...Copy !req
312. but, uh, there's no chance that you're,
uh, pre-law, is there?Copy !req
313. - Have a seat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
314. Nice talking to ya.Copy !req
315. What the fuck do you want?Copy !req
316. I'm Gerald Lambeau.Copy !req
317. The professor you told
to fuck himself.Copy !req
318. Well, what the fuck do you want?Copy !req
319. I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed
to release you under my supervision.Copy !req
320. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. - But under two conditions.
- What are those?Copy !req
322. First condition is that
you meet with me every week.Copy !req
323. - What for?
- Go over the proof you're working on...Copy !req
324. get into some, some more advanced...Copy !req
325. combinatorial mathematics...Copy !req
326. finite math.Copy !req
327. Sounds like a real hoot.Copy !req
328. And the second condition is that,
that you see a therapist.Copy !req
329. And I'm responsible to submit reports
on those meetings.Copy !req
330. And if you fail to meet with any
of those conditions...Copy !req
331. you will have to serve time.Copy !req
332. All right. I'll do the math, but I'm not
gonna meet with any fuckin' therapist.Copy !req
333. It's better than spending that time
in jail, isn't it?Copy !req
334. I read your book, and, uh, and, and
"Mike" was havin' the same problems...Copy !req
335. that "Chad," the stockbroker,
was havin'.Copy !req
336. Absolutely right. Right on the button.
Good for you, Will. Very nice.Copy !req
337. Thank you.Copy !req
338. Will, the pressures,
and I'm not judging them...Copy !req
339. I'm not, uh, labelling them...Copy !req
340. but they are destroying
your potential.Copy !req
341. Now no more shenanigans.
No more tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo.Copy !req
342. You're right.Copy !req
343. God, I know.Copy !req
344. You know, you're not gonna get off
that easily. Come on, Will, a bit more.Copy !req
345. Well, I mean, I do, I do do things,
you know? I mean...Copy !req
346. What, uh, what kind of things?Copy !req
347. I do things that, you know, I, uh... You
know, I mean, I hide from, from people.Copy !req
348. - You hide, do you?
- No, no. I mean, I like... I, I go places. I interact, you know.Copy !req
349. - Really? What sort of places?
- Just certain clubs.Copy !req
350. More. That's nice, yes.
What sort of clubs?Copy !req
351. - Like, um, like Fantasy.
- Fantasy?Copy !req
352. - It's not bad.
- Bit more.Copy !req
353. It's just something like when you get
in there and, the music like owns you.Copy !req
354. It's like that house music.
It's like...Copy !req
355. - You know, you start dancin'. It's just...
- Boom, boom, boom. Yes.Copy !req
356. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
357. Do you find it hard to hide the fact
that you're gay?Copy !req
358. What are you... What are you...
What are you talking about? What?Copy !req
359. Look, buddy, two seconds ago,
you were ready to give me a jump.Copy !req
360. A jump? Are you...Copy !req
361. I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you.
But...Copy !req
362. I don't have a problem with it.
I don't care if you putt from the rough.Copy !req
363. What are you... P-Putting from the rough?
What on earth are you talking about?Copy !req
364. A difficult theorem
can be like a symphony.Copy !req
365. It's very erotic.Copy !req
366. You go somewhere else.
I can't handle this.Copy !req
367. - Wow.
- Thank you, Henry.Copy !req
368. Ah, Henry.Copy !req
369. Hi, Gerry. Hey, you know something?
I can't do this pro bono work any more.Copy !req
370. It's just not... It's not worth it.Copy !req
371. - What happened?
- Well, I'm going on national television next week.Copy !req
372. I mean, I haven't got time to tell you,
much less talk to that raving loony in there.Copy !req
373. An absolute lunatic, he is.Copy !req
374. Henry.Copy !req
375. Okay, you are in your bed, Will.Copy !req
376. Now, how old are you?Copy !req
377. Seven.Copy !req
378. What do you see?Copy !req
379. Something's in my room.Copy !req
380. What is it?Copy !req
381. It's like a, uh... It's a figure.
It's, it's hoverin' over me.Copy !req
382. You are in a safe place, Will.Copy !req
383. It's t... It's touching me.Copy !req
384. Where is it touching you?Copy !req
385. It's touching me down there.Copy !req
386. And, uh, I'm nervous.Copy !req
387. You don't have to be nervous, Will.Copy !req
388. We start dancin' and dancin'.Copy !req
389. It's just beautiful,
'cause we can make...Copy !req
390. A lot of love before the sun goes downCopy !req
391. Skyrockets in flightCopy !req
392. Afternoon delightCopy !req
393. - Hey, hey afternoon delight
- Jesus.Copy !req
394. Skyrockets in flightCopy !req
395. - I'm sorry, Rich.
- I have better things to do with my time.Copy !req
396. Hey, hey afternoon delightCopy !req
397. Come on, one dance! You, you really
hypnotized me, you know.Copy !req
398. - For God's sake, Will.
- What? Oh, come on.Copy !req
399. I... He left.
You can't pin that on me.Copy !req
400. I told you to cooperate
with these people.Copy !req
401. - Look into my eyes.
- Get out, Will.Copy !req
402. - I don't need therapy.
- That's enough! Get out!Copy !req
403. I called Mel Weintraub this morning
to see...Copy !req
404. Oh, what's the use?Copy !req
405. What do you want to do?Copy !req
406. - Well, there is someone.
- Who is he?Copy !req
407. He used to be my, um...Copy !req
408. my roommate in college.Copy !req
409. Trust. Very important
in a relationship.Copy !req
410. It's also very important
in a clinical situation.Copy !req
411. Why is trust
the most important thing...Copy !req
412. in making a breakthrough
with a client?Copy !req
413. Maureen, stop the oral fixation
for a moment and join us.Copy !req
414. Vinnie?Copy !req
415. Um, because, uh...Copy !req
416. Trust is, uh... Trust is life.Copy !req
417. Wow. That's very deep.
Thank you, Vinnie.Copy !req
418. Next time, get the notes
from your brother.Copy !req
419. You know, if a patient doesn't feel safe enough
to trust you, then he won't be honest with you.Copy !req
420. Then there's really no point for them
being in therapy.Copy !req
421. I mean, hey, if they don't trust you, you know,
you're never gonna get them to sleep with you.Copy !req
422. And that should be the goal
of any good therapist.Copy !req
423. Nail them while they're vulnerable.
That's my motto.Copy !req
424. Oh, good, everyone's back.
Welcome back, everybody.Copy !req
425. - Hello, Sean.
- Hey, Gerry.Copy !req
426. Um, ladies and gentlemen,
we are in the presence of greatness.Copy !req
427. Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal
winner for combinatorial mathematics.Copy !req
428. - Hello.
- Anyone know what the Field's medal is?Copy !req
429. It's a really big deal.
It's like the Nobel prize for math.Copy !req
430. Except they only give it out
once every four years.Copy !req
431. It's, it's a great thing.
It's an amazing honour.Copy !req
432. Okay, everybody, that's it for today.
Thanks. Um...Copy !req
433. We'll see you Monday.
We'll be talking about Freud.Copy !req
434. Why he did enough cocaine
to kill a small horse. Thank you.Copy !req
435. How are you?Copy !req
436. - It's good to see you.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
437. - Sean?
- Yeah?Copy !req
438. I think I got
something interesting for ya?Copy !req
439. What? You have to have blood and urine?
What's up?Copy !req
440. - Why didn't you come to the reunion?
- Time. You know, I'm... I've been busy.Copy !req
441. - You were missed.
- Really?Copy !req
442. So, how long has it been
since we've seen each other?Copy !req
443. - Before Nancy died.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.Copy !req
444. I was in Paris.
It was that damn conference.Copy !req
445. I got your card.
It was nice.Copy !req
446. - Come here.
- Now, that's a good takedown.Copy !req
447. Hey, uh, what happened?
Did you, uh, get leniency or what?Copy !req
448. I got, uh, probation and then, uh,
counselling two days a week.Copy !req
449. Joke. You're a smoothie.
Come on, Morgan! Just submit!Copy !req
450. Hey, Bill, just, just get off him.
We're gonna miss the game.Copy !req
451. - I've got a full schedule.
- Sean, Sean. - I'm very busy.Copy !req
452. This, this boy is incredible.
I've never seen anything like him.Copy !req
453. What makes him so incredible, Gerry?Copy !req
454. - Ever heard of Ramanujan?
- Yeah, yeah. No.Copy !req
455. It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago.
He was, uh, Indian.Copy !req
456. - Dots not feathers.
- Not feathers. Yeah.Copy !req
457. Well, he lived in this tiny hut
somewhere in India.Copy !req
458. He had no formal education.Copy !req
459. - He had no access to any scientific work.
- Coffee?Copy !req
460. - You, sir? - Just
a little. - And, um...Copy !req
461. But he came across
this old math book.Copy !req
462. And from this simple text,
he was able to extrapolate theories...Copy !req
463. that had baffled mathematicians
for years.Copy !req
464. Yes. Continued fractions.
Yeah, he, he wrote, uh...Copy !req
465. - Well, he, he mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge.
- Yeah. Cambridge. Yeah.Copy !req
466. And Hardy immediately recognized
the brilliance of his work...Copy !req
467. and brought him over to England, and
then they worked together for years...Copy !req
468. creating some of the most exciting
math theory ever done.Copy !req
469. Uh, This, this Ramanugan...Copy !req
470. his, his genius was unparalleled, Sean.Copy !req
471. Well, this boy's just like that.Copy !req
472. But he's, um, he's a bit defensive.Copy !req
473. And I need someone
who can get through to him.Copy !req
474. - Like me?
- Yeah, like you.Copy !req
475. - Why?
- Well, because you have the same kind of background.Copy !req
476. - What background?
- Well, you're from the same neighbourhood.Copy !req
477. - He's from Southie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
478. Boy genius from Southie.Copy !req
479. - How many shrinks you go to before me?
- Five.Copy !req
480. - Let me guess. Barry?
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. - Henry? -
Yeah. - Not Rick?Copy !req
482. Sean, please,
just meet with him once a week.Copy !req
483. Please?Copy !req
484. It's a poker game with this kid.
Don't let him know what you've got.Copy !req
485. He's probably even read your book,
if he could find it.Copy !req
486. It's gonna be hard for him to find.Copy !req
487. - Hi, Will.
- Hi.Copy !req
488. This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.Copy !req
489. How are ya?Copy !req
490. - Yeah, let's get started.
- Yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
491. I'm pumped!
Let's let the healing begin.Copy !req
492. - Will you excuse us?
- Yeah, please, Tom.Copy !req
493. - You, too, Gerry.
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
494. How are you?Copy !req
495. Where are you from in Southie?Copy !req
496. - I like what you've done with the place.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
497. Do you buy all these books retail,
or do you send away for like...Copy !req
498. a shrink kit that comes
with all these volumes included?Copy !req
499. - Do you like books?
- Yeah.Copy !req
500. - Did you read any of these books?
- I don't know.Copy !req
501. - How about any of these books?
- Probably not.Copy !req
502. What about the ones on the top shelf?
You read those?Copy !req
503. - Yeah, I read those.
- Good for you. What do you think about 'em?Copy !req
504. Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
They're your books. Why don't you read 'em?Copy !req
505. I did. I had to.Copy !req
506. - It must've taken you a long time.
- Yeah, it did.Copy !req
507. United States of America:
A Complete History, Volume I.Copy !req
508. Jesus.Copy !req
509. If you wanna read a real history book, read Howard
Zinn's A People's History of the United States.Copy !req
510. That book will fuckin' knock you
on your ass.Copy !req
511. Better than Chomsky's
Manufacturing Consent?Copy !req
512. - Do you think that's a good book?
- You fuckin' people baffle me.Copy !req
513. You spend all your money
on these fuckin' fancy books.Copy !req
514. You surround yourselves with 'em.
They're the wrong fuckin' books.Copy !req
515. - What are the right fuckin' books, Will?
- Hey, whatever blows your hair back.Copy !req
516. Yeah. Haven't got much hair left.Copy !req
517. Hey, you know you'd be better off shoving that cigarette
up your ass. It'd probably be healthier for you.Copy !req
518. - Yeah, I know. It really gets in the way of my yoga.
- You work out, huh?Copy !req
519. - What, you lift?
- Yeah.Copy !req
520. - Uh, Nautilus?
- No, free weights.Copy !req
521. - Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Free weights, huh?Copy !req
522. - Yeah, big time. -
Yeah? - Just like that.Copy !req
523. - What do you bench?
- 285. What do you bench?Copy !req
524. You paint that?Copy !req
525. Yeah. You paint? Do you sculpt?Copy !req
526. - No.
- Do you like art?Copy !req
527. Do you like music?Copy !req
528. This is a real piece of shit.Copy !req
529. Oh. Well, tell me
what you really think.Copy !req
530. Uh, just, uh, the linear
and impressionistic mix...Copy !req
531. makes a very muddled composition.Copy !req
532. It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except
you got whitey, uh, rowin' the boat there.Copy !req
533. Well, it's art, Monet.
It wasn't very good.Copy !req
534. - That's not really what concerns me though.
- What concerns you?Copy !req
535. - Just the colouring.
- You know what the real bitch of it is?Copy !req
536. It's paint-by-number.Copy !req
537. Is it colour-by-number? Because
the colours are fascinating to me.Copy !req
538. - Aren't they, really? What about that?
- You bet.Copy !req
539. I think you're about one step away
from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.Copy !req
540. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
541. Think I should move to the south
of France, change my name to Vincent?Copy !req
542. You ever heard the sayin',
"any port in a storm"?Copy !req
543. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Maybe that means you.Copy !req
544. In what way?Copy !req
545. - Uh, maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin' storm.
- Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
546. The sky's fallin' on your head. The
waves are crashin' over your little boat.Copy !req
547. The oars are about to snap.Copy !req
548. You just piss in you pants.
You're cryin' for the harbour.Copy !req
549. So maybe you do
what you gotta do to get out.Copy !req
550. You know, maybe you became
a psychologist.Copy !req
551. Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now.
You start with me. Come on.Copy !req
552. - Maybe you married the wrong woman.
- Maybe you should watch your mouth!Copy !req
553. Watch it right there, chief,
all right?Copy !req
554. Ah.Copy !req
555. Mmm, that's it, isn't it?Copy !req
556. You married the wrong woman.Copy !req
557. What happened?
What, did she leave you?Copy !req
558. Was she, you know,
banging some other guy?Copy !req
559. If you ever disrespect my wife again,
I will end you.Copy !req
560. I will fuckin' end you.Copy !req
561. Got that, chief?Copy !req
562. - Time's up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
563. At ease, gentlemen.Copy !req
564. You okay?Copy !req
565. Look, I'll, I'll understand
if you don't wanna meet with him again.Copy !req
566. Thursday, 4:00.
Make sure the kid's here.Copy !req
567. Yeah.Copy !req
568. Thanks.Copy !req
569. Well, you look lovely in those glasses.Copy !req
570. - Thank you very much.
- They're just beautiful.Copy !req
571. Yes, I always wanted
dark blue eye shadow.Copy !req
572. Wonderful.Copy !req
573. Growing up in England, you know,
I went to a very nice school.Copy !req
574. You know, it was kind of progressive,
organic, do-it-yourself, private school.Copy !req
575. Then Harvard. Hopefully med school.Copy !req
576. You know, I figured out,
at the end...Copy !req
577. my brain's gonna be worth $250,000.Copy !req
578. That sounded horrible, didn't it?Copy !req
579. Bring me another mai tai!Copy !req
580. No, that's cool, I mean,
I bet your parents were happy to pay.Copy !req
581. No, I was happy to pay.
I inherited the money.Copy !req
582. Wow. Well, is, uh,
is Harvard gettin' all that money?Copy !req
583. No. Stanford. I'm going there in June
when I graduate.Copy !req
584. All right, so you just wanted to, to use
this sailor and then, uh, run away, huh?Copy !req
585. I was gonna, you know, experiment on you
for anatomy class first, obviously.Copy !req
586. Oh, in that case, that's fine.Copy !req
587. Hey, you wanna see my magic tricks,
Skylar?Copy !req
588. - Of course.
- All right. Promise...Copy !req
589. All right.Copy !req
590. - This one's for you, Rudolph.
- Wait, wait, you need my wand.Copy !req
591. All right, give me a hit.
Thank you. All right.Copy !req
592. I'm gonna make
all these caramels disappear.Copy !req
593. You ready? Ready.Copy !req
594. One, two, three.Copy !req
595. They're all gone. Yeah. That, that was...
It works better when I have my rabbit.Copy !req
596. Well...Copy !req
597. I don't really date, you know,
that much.Copy !req
598. How very unfortunate, I think for me.Copy !req
599. You know what I mean.
I know you've been thinking about uh...Copy !req
600. - Oh, no, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.Copy !req
601. - No, I really haven't.
- Yes, you have! You were hoping to get a good night kiss.Copy !req
602. No, you know, I tell ya.
I was hoping to get good-night laid.Copy !req
603. But I'll settle for like a good kiss,
you know.Copy !req
604. - How very noble of you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
605. No, I was, I was hopin' for a kiss.Copy !req
606. Well, I think we should just get it
out of the way now.Copy !req
607. - Right now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
608. Come on.Copy !req
609. I think I got some of your pickle.Copy !req
610. You again, huh?Copy !req
611. Come with me.Copy !req
612. So what's this? A Taster's Choice
moment between guys?Copy !req
613. This is really nice.
You got a thing for swans?Copy !req
614. Is this like a fetish? Is it something
like maybe we need to devote some time to?Copy !req
615. I thought about what you said to me
the other day. About my painting.Copy !req
616. Oh.Copy !req
617. Stayed up half the night
thinkin' about it.Copy !req
618. Something occurred to me.Copy !req
619. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep
and haven't thought about you since.Copy !req
620. - You know what occurred to me?
- No.Copy !req
621. You're just a kid. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
622. - Why, thank you.
- It's all right.Copy !req
623. You've never been out of Boston.Copy !req
624. Nope.Copy !req
625. So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give
me the skinny on every art book ever written.Copy !req
626. Michelangelo.
You know a lot about him.Copy !req
627. Life's work. Political aspirations.
Him and the pope.Copy !req
628. Sexual orientation.
The whole works, right?Copy !req
629. I bet you can't tell me what
it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.Copy !req
630. You never actually stood there
and looked up at that beautiful ceiling.Copy !req
631. Seen that.Copy !req
632. If I ask you about women...Copy !req
633. you'll probably give me a syllabus
of your personal favourites.Copy !req
634. You may have even been laid
a few times.Copy !req
635. But you can't tell me what it feels like
to wake up next to a woman...Copy !req
636. and feel truly happy.Copy !req
637. You're a tough kid.Copy !req
638. I ask you about war, you'd probably, uh,
throw Shakespeare at me, right?Copy !req
639. "Once more into the breach,
dear friends. "Copy !req
640. But you've never been near one.Copy !req
641. You've never held
your best friend's head in your lap...Copy !req
642. and watch him gasp his last breath
lookin' to you for help.Copy !req
643. I ask you about love,
you'd probably quote me a sonnet...Copy !req
644. but you've never looked at a woman
and been totally vulnerable.Copy !req
645. Known someone that could
level you with her eyes.Copy !req
646. Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth
just for you...Copy !req
647. who could rescue you
from the depths of hell.Copy !req
648. And you wouldn't know
what it's like to be her angel...Copy !req
649. to have that love for her
be there forever.Copy !req
650. Through anything. Through cancer.Copy !req
651. And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in
a hospital room for two months holding her hand...Copy !req
652. because the doctors could see
in your eyes...Copy !req
653. that the terms "visiting hours"
don't apply to you.Copy !req
654. You don't know about real loss...Copy !req
655. 'cause that only occurs when you love
something more than you love yourself.Copy !req
656. I doubt you've ever dared
to love anybody that much.Copy !req
657. I look at you, I don't see
an intelligent, confident man.Copy !req
658. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.Copy !req
659. But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.Copy !req
660. No one could possibly understand
the depths of you.Copy !req
661. But you presume to know everything about
me because you saw a painting of mine.Copy !req
662. You ripped my fuckin' life apart.Copy !req
663. You're an orphan, right?Copy !req
664. Do you think I'd know the first thing
about how hard your life has been...Copy !req
665. how you feel, who you are...Copy !req
666. because I read Oliver Twist?Copy !req
667. Does that encapsulate you?Copy !req
668. Personally, I don't give a shit
about all that.Copy !req
669. Because you know what? I can't learn anything
from you I can't read in some fuckin' book.Copy !req
670. Unless you want to talk about you,
who you are.Copy !req
671. Then I'm fascinated.
I'm in.Copy !req
672. But you don't wanna do that,
do you, sport?Copy !req
673. You're terrified
of what you might say.Copy !req
674. Your move, chief.Copy !req
675. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
676. Hello?Copy !req
677. Professor Valenti,
are you calling me again?Copy !req
678. Freak.Copy !req
679. Oh. Oh, God.Copy !req
680. - Christ, who did you call?
- No one. I forgot the number.Copy !req
681. You fuckin' retarded? You went all the way out
there in the rain, and you didn't bring the number?Copy !req
682. No, it was your mother's 900 number.
I just ran out of quarters.Copy !req
683. Why don't we get off of mothers?
I just got off of yours.Copy !req
684. That's pretty funny, Morgan.
That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch!Copy !req
685. - Keep antagonizing me, watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.Copy !req
686. - Watch what happens. - All right,
then, Morgan! - Watch what happens.Copy !req
687. - What are you gonna fuckin' do to me?
- Keep fuckin' with me.Copy !req
688. No smoking.Copy !req
689. What do you mean, he didn't talk?
You were in there for an hour.Copy !req
690. He just sat there counting the seconds
until the session was over.Copy !req
691. - It's pretty impressive, actually.
- Why would he do that?Copy !req
692. To prove to me he doesn't have
to talk to me if he doesn't want to.Copy !req
693. What is this? Some kind of staring contest
between two kids from the old neighbourhood?Copy !req
694. Yeah, it is,
and I can't talk first.Copy !req
695. We know your theory, Alexander, but the
boy's found a simple geometrical picture.Copy !req
696. - A tree structure won't work.
- Look now. He's joining the two vertices.Copy !req
697. - But I can do the sum.
- Well, it's how you group the terms, Alexander.Copy !req
698. But, Gerry, if we do the whole thing
this way, then...Copy !req
699. Hey, look, look.Copy !req
700. I wrote it down.
It's simpler this way.Copy !req
701. Sometimes people get lucky.Copy !req
702. You're a brilliant man.Copy !req
703. You know, I was on this plane once.Copy !req
704. And I'm sittin' there, and, uh...Copy !req
705. the captain gets on, he does his whole, you
know, "We'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet. "Copy !req
706. But then he puts the mike down,
he forgets to turn it off.Copy !req
707. And so he turns to the copilot.
He's like, "You know...Copy !req
708. all I could use right now is
a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee. "Copy !req
709. So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the
back of the plane to tell him the microphone's still on.Copy !req
710. This buy in the back of the plane's like,
"Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee. "Copy !req
711. You ever been on a plane?Copy !req
712. No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works
better if I tell it in the first person.Copy !req
713. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
714. I have been laid, you know.Copy !req
715. Really? Goody for you.Copy !req
716. - Big time. Big time.
- Big time, huh?Copy !req
717. Yeah. I went on a date last week.Copy !req
718. - How'd it go?
- It was good.Copy !req
719. - You goin' out again?
- I don't know.Copy !req
720. - Why not?
- Haven't called her.Copy !req
721. - Christ, you're an amateur. -
I know what I'm doin'. - Really?Copy !req
722. Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doin'.Copy !req
723. Yeah, but this girl is like,
you know, beautiful.Copy !req
724. She's smart. She's fun. She's different
from most of the girls I've been with.Copy !req
725. So call her up, Romeo.Copy !req
726. Why? So I can realize
she's not that smart?Copy !req
727. That she's fuckin' boring?
You know, I mean, you don't...Copy !req
728. This girl is like fuckin' perfect
right now. I don't wanna r-ruin that.Copy !req
729. Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.Copy !req
730. But I think that's
a super philosophy, Will.Copy !req
731. That way you can go through your entire life
without ever having to really know anybody.Copy !req
732. My wife used to fart
when she was nervous.Copy !req
733. She had all sorts
of wonderful idiosyncrasies.Copy !req
734. You know, she used to fart
in her sleep.Copy !req
735. Sorry I shared that with you.Copy !req
736. And one night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.Copy !req
737. She woke up and gone like,
"Was that you?"Copy !req
738. I said, "Yeah. " I didn't have the heart
to tell her. Oh, God.Copy !req
739. - She woke herself up?
- Yes.Copy !req
740. Oh, Christ. Ah, but, Will, she's been dead
two years and that's the shit I remember.Copy !req
741. It's wonderful stuff, you know?
Little things like that.Copy !req
742. Yeah, but those are the things
I miss the most.Copy !req
743. The little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.Copy !req
744. That's what made her my wife.Copy !req
745. Boy, and she had the goods on me, too.
She knew all my little peccadillos.Copy !req
746. People call these things imperfections,
but they're not.Copy !req
747. Oh, that's the good stuff.Copy !req
748. And then we get to choose who we let
into our weird little worlds.Copy !req
749. You're not perfect, sport.Copy !req
750. And let me save you the suspense.Copy !req
751. This girl you met,
she isn't perfect either.Copy !req
752. But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.Copy !req
753. That's the whole deal.
That's what intimacy is all about.Copy !req
754. Now, you can know everything
in the world, sport...Copy !req
755. but the only way you're findin' out
that one is by givin' it a shot.Copy !req
756. You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.Copy !req
757. Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.Copy !req
758. Yeah, why not? You told me
every other fuckin' thing. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
759. You fuckin' talk more than any shrink
I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
760. I teach the shit.
I didn't say I knew how to do it.Copy !req
761. Yeah.Copy !req
762. - You ever think about gettin' remarried?
- My wife's dead.Copy !req
763. - Hence the word "remarried. "
- She's dead!Copy !req
764. Yeah. Well, I think that's
a super philosophy, Sean.Copy !req
765. I mean, that way you can actually
go through the rest of your life...Copy !req
766. without ever really knowing anybody.Copy !req
767. Time's up.Copy !req
768. Hold it open.Copy !req
769. - Okay.
- Thank you.Copy !req
770. I am happy with youCopy !req
771. I know I'm about to love youCopy !req
772. Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know himCopy !req
773. Oh, my, you made me...Copy !req
774. "G" minor seventh.
Saddest of all chords.Copy !req
775. - Hello.
- Hey.Copy !req
776. - Where have you been?
- I'm sorry. I've been like...Copy !req
777. I've been really busy, and...
But, um...Copy !req
778. Me, too. Yeah.Copy !req
779. I... I thought you'd call.Copy !req
780. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
781. - I mean, we had a really good time.
- I had a really good time, too.Copy !req
782. I mean, I just... I...Copy !req
783. I'm sorry, you know.
I, I blew it.Copy !req
784. No, no. I mean, you know,
it's all right.Copy !req
785. Yeah. Uh, so I was, I was wonderin' if, uh,
if, you know, you'd give me another crack at it.Copy !req
786. - You know, let me take you out again.
- Oh, I can't.Copy !req
787. - All right.
- Oh, no. I didn't...Copy !req
788. I didn't mean I can't, like ever.
I just can't right now.Copy !req
789. I've got to assign the proton spectrum
for "ebogamine. "Copy !req
790. All that sounds really, really
interesting.Copy !req
791. It's actually fantastically boring.Copy !req
792. - All right, um...
- But, um, maybe some other time.Copy !req
793. - Like tomorrow?
- Um, yeah, all right.Copy !req
794. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
795. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
796. - What are you doing here?
- I couldn't wait till tomorrow.Copy !req
797. - Where the fuck did you get this?
- I had to sleep with someone in your class.Copy !req
798. Oh, I hope it was someone with the
open-toed sandals and the really bad breath.Copy !req
799. - Come on, let's go have some fun.
- No, I... I've got to learn this.Copy !req
800. Well, you're not goin' to his surgery
tomorrow, are you?Copy !req
801. - No.
- Let's go.Copy !req
802. Oh, my God. My dog is winning!Copy !req
803. Come on, Misty!Copy !req
804. Come on, run! Look at that!
Come on!Copy !req
805. Look, there he goes.
Misty, run! Come on!Copy !req
806. - And Misty flying down the track.
- We won.Copy !req
807. I totally won!Copy !req
808. - So did you grow up around here, then?
- Not far. South Boston.Copy !req
809. - Still glowing from my win.
- Yeah, I know. Look at you.Copy !req
810. You're so happy.Copy !req
811. - What was that like then?
- It was, you know, normal I guess. Nothin' special.Copy !req
812. Do you got lots of brothers and sisters?Copy !req
813. - Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?
- That's what I said.Copy !req
814. Well, Irish Catholic,
what do you think?Copy !req
815. Right. That's right.Copy !req
816. - How many?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.Copy !req
817. - Why? Go on. What? Five?
- No.Copy !req
818. Seven? Eight? How many?Copy !req
819. - I have 12 big brothers.
- You do not have 12 brothers.Copy !req
820. I swear to God, I swear to God.
I'm lucky 13 right here.Copy !req
821. Do you know all their names?Copy !req
822. - Do I... Yeah, they're my brothers.
- What are they called?Copy !req
823. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.Copy !req
824. Say it again.Copy !req
825. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.Copy !req
826. - And Willy.
- Willy?Copy !req
827. - Yeah.
- Will.Copy !req
828. Wow! Do you still see all of them?Copy !req
829. Yeah, well, they all live in Southie. I'm,
I'm livin' with three of 'em right now.Copy !req
830. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
831. - Well, I'd like to meet them.
- Yeah, we'll do that.Copy !req
832. Oh, you know, I read your book
last night.Copy !req
833. Oh, so you're the one.Copy !req
834. Do you still, uh, do you still
counsel veterans?Copy !req
835. - No, I don't.
- Why not?Copy !req
836. Well, I gave it up
when my wife got sick.Copy !req
837. You ever wonder what your life
would be like if you, uh...Copy !req
838. if you never met your wife?Copy !req
839. - What, wonder if I'd be better off without her?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
840. - I'm not saying like better off. I didn't mean it like that.
- No, it's all right.Copy !req
841. It's an important question.Copy !req
842. 'Cause you'll have bad times,
but that'll always wake you up...Copy !req
843. to the good stuff
you weren't paying attention to.Copy !req
844. And you don't regret
meetin' your wife?Copy !req
845. Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now?Copy !req
846. Oh, I got regrets, Will, but I don't
regret a single day I spent with her.Copy !req
847. So when did you know, like,
that she was the one for you?Copy !req
848. October 21, 1975.Copy !req
849. Jesus Christ, you know the fuckin' day?Copy !req
850. Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six of the
World Series, biggest game in Red Sox history.Copy !req
851. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
852. My friends and I had, you know, slept out
on the sidewalk all night to get tickets.Copy !req
853. - You got tickets?
- Yep. Day of the game I was sittin' in a bar...Copy !req
854. waitin' for the game to start,
and in walks this girl.Copy !req
855. It was an amazing game, though. You
know, bottom of the 8th, Carbo ties it up.Copy !req
856. It was 6-6.
It went to 12.Copy !req
857. Bottom of the 12th, in stepped Carlton
Fisk, old Pudge. Steps up to the plate.Copy !req
858. - You know, he's got that weird stance.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
859. And then, boom!
He clocks it, you know. High!Copy !req
860. Fly ball down the left field line!Copy !req
861. 35,000 people on their feet
yellin' at the ball.Copy !req
862. But that's nothin', 'cause Fisk,
he's wavin' at the ball like a madman.Copy !req
863. - You know, "Get over! Get over!"
- Yeah, I've seen that. Right. Right.Copy !req
864. "Get over!" And then it hits
the foul pole.Copy !req
865. Well, he goes ape-shit, and 35,000 fans,
you know, they charge the field. You know?Copy !req
866. - Yeah, and he's fuckin' blowin' people outta the way.
- And he's goin', goin', "Look out!Copy !req
867. Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!"Copy !req
868. I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets to
that fuckin' game! Did you rush the field?Copy !req
869. No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field.
I wasn't there.Copy !req
870. - What?
- No, I was in a bar having a drink with my future wife.Copy !req
871. - You missed Pudge Fisk's home run?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
872. To have a fuckin' drink with some lady
you never met?Copy !req
873. Yeah, but you should've seen her.
She was a stunner.Copy !req
874. - I don't care if fuckin'...
- Oh, no, no, she lit up the room.Copy !req
875. - I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room! That's game six!
- Oh, Helen of Troy.Copy !req
876. Oh, my God. And who are these fuckin' friends
of yours? They let you get away with that?Copy !req
877. - Oh, they had to. - What do you mean,
they had? W- What did you say to 'em?Copy !req
878. I just slid my ticket across the table
and I said...Copy !req
879. "Sorry, guys. I gotta see about a girl. "Copy !req
880. "I gotta go see about a girl"?
Yeah, that's what you said?Copy !req
881. - I had to.
- And they let you get away with that?Copy !req
882. Oh, yeah. They saw it in my eyes
that I meant it.Copy !req
883. - You're kiddin' me?
- No, I'm not kidding you, Will.Copy !req
884. That's why I'm not talkin' right now about
some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago...Copy !req
885. and how I always regretted
not goin' over and talkin' to her.Copy !req
886. I don't regret the 18 years
I was married to Nancy.Copy !req
887. I don't regret the six years I had to
give up counselling when she got sick.Copy !req
888. And I don't regret the last years
when she got really sick.Copy !req
889. And I sure as hell don't regret
missin' a damn game.Copy !req
890. That's regret.Copy !req
891. Wow!Copy !req
892. Would've been nice
to catch that game, though.Copy !req
893. I didn't know Pudge
was gonna hit a home run.Copy !req
894. You know, I'm very, very useful
on the court. I'm extremely tall.Copy !req
895. - You're not that tall.
- I dunk.Copy !req
896. Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?Copy !req
897. "Lt is decidedly so. " Hmph.Copy !req
898. Why do we always stay here?Copy !req
899. 'Cause it's nicer than my place.Copy !req
900. Yes, but I've never seen your place.Copy !req
901. I know.Copy !req
902. When am I gonna meet your friends
and your brothers?Copy !req
903. Oh. Well, they don't really
come down here that much.Copy !req
904. Well, I think I can make it
to South Boston.Copy !req
905. It's kind of a hike.Copy !req
906. Is it me you're hiding from them
or the other way around?Copy !req
907. - All right, we'll go.
- When?Copy !req
908. I don't know.
We'll go sometime next week.Copy !req
909. What if I said I would not sleep with you
again until you let me meet your friends?Copy !req
910. I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornin'.
They're probably up.Copy !req
911. Oh, my God.
Men are shameless.Copy !req
912. If you're not thinking with your wiener,
then you're acting directly on its behalf.Copy !req
913. You bet. And on behalf of my wiener,
can I get like an advance payment?Copy !req
914. I don't know. Let's ask.Copy !req
915. - "Outlook does not look good. "
- What?Copy !req
916. Fuck the... Hey, Chuck. No, nothing.
Go back to sleep.Copy !req
917. "Outlook does not... " That's the same thing that told
you you was gonna play in the N.B.A. I think I'm in.Copy !req
918. Well, exactly, so look out. You better
start buying some season tickets.Copy !req
919. I- I plan to. I'm tall.
I like wearing shorts.Copy !req
920. Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.Copy !req
921. - You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
922. Maybe I'm all about three points.Copy !req
923. I'm all about home runs.Copy !req
924. Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.Copy !req
925. A leprechaun's got his dick
in the monkey's ass.Copy !req
926. And Morgan comes runnin' in, goin',
"I don't mind it. I don't mind... "Copy !req
927. Will, I can't believe you brought Skylar here
when we're fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'.Copy !req
928. I know, Morgan. It's a real rarity
we'd be all drinkin'.Copy !req
929. You know, my Uncle Marty drinks. You know.
He'll go on a bender for six, eight months.Copy !req
930. I ever tell you what happened to him when he
was drivin' up there and he got pulled over?Copy !req
931. - I told you guys, right?
- Marty, Marty, yeah.Copy !req
932. Let me tell you about... Let me tell ya
what happened to my Uncle Marty...Copy !req
933. because you oughta know this.Copy !req
934. He's always tellin' stories. Every time
we come here, he's got another story.Copy !req
935. But we all heard this one.
Go ahead, just say it anyway. Go ahead.Copy !req
936. I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.Copy !req
937. Um, yeah, my Uncle Marty's
drivin' home, right?Copy !req
938. Bombed out of his tree, right? Just
hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked!Copy !req
939. This state trooper, uh, sees him
and pulls him over.Copy !req
940. So my uncle's fucked, basically. Got him out
of the car, and tried to make him walk the line.Copy !req
941. He gets out of the car, you know, pukes and the
guy statie's pretty sure he's over the legal limit.Copy !req
942. So, he's about to throw the cuffs on him
and put him in jail.Copy !req
943. All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road
there's this huge fuckin' boom, right?Copy !req
944. - So statie gets real spooked, and he turns around...
- He got shot?Copy !req
945. - No, no.
- So, so...Copy !req
946. - You've heard this story before.
- Yeah, Morgan, stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
947. Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
Okay? There was an accident.Copy !req
948. - Anyway... Shut the fuck up!
- How could he hear the other car accident if it wasn't right behind him?Copy !req
949. - I'm gonna break your neck. - You're driving
him nuts, Morgan. - Shut up! Okay, shut up.Copy !req
950. - Sorry.
- He told you the story once before. Go ahead.Copy !req
951. So he tells my uncle,
"Stay here. Don't move. "Copy !req
952. So statie goes runnin' down the road
to deal with the other accident.Copy !req
953. After a few minutes of, of just lyin'
in his own piss and vomit...Copy !req
954. my uncle st-starts wonderin'
what he's doin' there.Copy !req
955. Gets up, gets in his car
and just drives home.Copy !req
956. Well, the next mornin',
my uncle's just passed out...Copy !req
957. and he hears this knocking at the door.Copy !req
958. So he goes downstairs,
fuckin' pulls the door open. "What?"Copy !req
959. It's the state trooper
that pulled him over.Copy !req
960. Statie says, "Fuck you mean, 'What? '
You know what.Copy !req
961. I pulled you over last night is what,
and you fuckin' took off. "Copy !req
962. He's like, "Bet you I never seen you
before in my life.Copy !req
963. I've been home all night with my kids.
I don't know who the fuck you are. "Copy !req
964. He said, "You know who I am.
Let me get in your garage. "Copy !req
965. My uncle's like, "What?" He said, "You
heard me. Let met get in your garage. "Copy !req
966. My uncle's like, "All right, fine. " Takes
him 'round to the garage, opens the door.Copy !req
967. And there's... The statie's police
cruiser is in my uncle's garage.Copy !req
968. He was so fuckin'... He was so fuckin'
hammered, he drove the wrong car home.Copy !req
969. And the best part about it is
the fuckin' state trooper...Copy !req
970. had been so embarrassed,
he didn't do anything...Copy !req
971. 'cause he'd been drivin' around all night
in my uncle's Chevelle lookin' for the house.Copy !req
972. All right, Chuck, what the fuck
is the point of your story?Copy !req
973. Well, he goes away.
That's the point.Copy !req
974. - All right. Well, question. Are you...
- Come on, stop.Copy !req
975. I'm tryin' to clarify somethin', probably
'cause you're too embarrassed to ask...Copy !req
976. 'cause you know
it doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
977. It does make sense if you listen
to the story and quit askin' questions.Copy !req
978. Morgan, let's see if you can get this
one. I've got a little story for ya.Copy !req
979. All right. There's an old couple
in bed. Mary and Paddie.Copy !req
980. And they wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.Copy !req
981. And Mary looks over
and gazes adoringly at Paddie.Copy !req
982. She's like, "Oh, Jesus, Paddie. You're
such a good-lookin' fella. I love ya.Copy !req
983. I want to give ya
a little present.Copy !req
984. Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goin' to give it to ya.Copy !req
985. What would you like?"Copy !req
986. Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer.Copy !req
987. Now, in 50 years,
there's one thing that's been missin'...Copy !req
988. and, uh, I would like you
to give me a blow job.Copy !req
989. I would like for it. "
And Mary's like, "All right. "Copy !req
990. She takes her teeth out, puts them in
the glass, and she gives him a blow job.Copy !req
991. And afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah,
geez, now that's what I've been missin'.Copy !req
992. That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!Copy !req
993. Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!Copy !req
994. Is there anything
that I can do for you?"Copy !req
995. And Mary looks up to him
and she goes, "Give us a kiss. "Copy !req
996. - Oh!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
997. - That's filthy.
- Not that filthy. I've heard filthier.Copy !req
998. Get off of me! Lt's this fuckin'...Copy !req
999. - All right, see you guys later.
- All right. Take it easy, Bill.Copy !req
1000. So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by.Copy !req
1001. Changed my opinion of Harvard people.Copy !req
1002. Ah, well, you don't want to rush the judgment on
that one 'cause, you know, they're not all like me.Copy !req
1003. Oh, well, I'm sure.
But it was nice to meet ya.Copy !req
1004. - Take it easy.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
1005. - Slowly back away.
- Oh, come on. Hey. Brother.Copy !req
1006. I don't know what you're doin', dude.
You're givin' us a ride.Copy !req
1007. - What the fuck do I look like to you?
- Come on, Chuck.Copy !req
1008. Else you're walkin', bitch.
Will's takin' the car.Copy !req
1009. All right. Thanks, Chuck.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
1010. Wait, wait. I don't know what
you're gettin' all serious about.Copy !req
1011. You're droppin' me off first.Copy !req
1012. - Dude, it's really out of the way.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
1013. - It's real far. - Just 'cause you have
to sleep in your one-room palace tonight...Copy !req
1014. - don't start thinkin' you're bad.
- All right, come on.Copy !req
1015. Hey, wait a minute. You said
we were gonna see your place.Copy !req
1016. - No, not tonight.
- Oh, no, not tonight. Not any other night, hon.Copy !req
1017. He knows once you see that little shit-hole,
he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.Copy !req
1018. But I wanted to meet
your brothers.Copy !req
1019. No. We're gonna do that another time.Copy !req
1020. All right.Copy !req
1021. Need them keys.Copy !req
1022. The stewardess hears this and
goes haulin' ass down the aisle.Copy !req
1023. And I yell,
"Don't forget the coffee. "Copy !req
1024. No shit!
You didn't say that.Copy !req
1025. - For Christ's sake, Marty, it's a joke.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1026. - I know someone that it actually happened to, Marty.
- A joke?Copy !req
1027. - Gerry. Have trouble findin' the place?
- Hi. No, I took a cab.Copy !req
1028. Timmy, this is Gerry.
We went to college together.Copy !req
1029. - How you doin'? Nice to meet ya.
- Pleased to meet ya.Copy !req
1030. - Can I get you a beer?
- Uh, no, just a Perrier.Copy !req
1031. That's French for club soda.Copy !req
1032. - Huh. Club soda, yeah.
- Yeah. A couple of sandwiches, too.Copy !req
1033. - Sure.
- Put it on my tab.Copy !req
1034. You ever plan on payin' your tab?Copy !req
1035. Yeah, chief. Got the winning
lottery ticket right here.Copy !req
1036. - What's the jackpot?
- $12 million.Copy !req
1037. - I don't think that'll cover it.
- Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation.Copy !req
1038. - Nuts?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
1039. So, you wanted to talk about Will.Copy !req
1040. - Well, it seems to be going well.
- I think so.Copy !req
1041. Have you talked to him at all
about his future?Copy !req
1042. No, we haven't gotten into that yet.
We're still bangin' away at the past.Copy !req
1043. Well, maybe you should. My phone's been
ringing off the hook with job offers.Copy !req
1044. - What kind?
- Well, cutting edge mathematics, think tanks.Copy !req
1045. The kind of place where a mind
like Will's is given free rein.Copy !req
1046. That's, that's great
that there are offers...Copy !req
1047. but I, I don't really think
he's ready for that.Copy !req
1048. I'm not sure you understand, Sean.Copy !req
1049. - Well, what don't I understand?
- Here you go, guys.Copy !req
1050. - Thanks, Tim.
- Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
1051. Just so you don't get
sticky fingers, huh?Copy !req
1052. Tim, can you help us?
We're tryin' to settle a bet.Copy !req
1053. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1054. - You ever heard of Jonas Salk?
- Sure. Cured polio.Copy !req
1055. - Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
- Hey.Copy !req
1056. How about Gerald Lambeau?
Ever heard of him?Copy !req
1057. - No.
- Thank you, Tim.Copy !req
1058. - So, who won the bet?
- I did.Copy !req
1059. This isn't about me, Sean. I'm...Copy !req
1060. I'm nothing compared to this young man.Copy !req
1061. You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?Copy !req
1062. In 1905 there were hundreds
of professors renown...Copy !req
1063. for their study of the universe,
but it was a...Copy !req
1064. It was a 26-year-old
Swiss patent clerk...Copy !req
1065. doing physics in his spare time
who changed the world.Copy !req
1066. Can you imagine if Einstein
would have given that up...Copy !req
1067. just to get drunk with his buddies
in Vienna every night?Copy !req
1068. We all would've lost something.
Tim would never have heard of him.Copy !req
1069. - Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
- No, it isn't, Sean.Copy !req
1070. This boy has that gift.Copy !req
1071. He just hasn't got the direction,
but we can give that to him.Copy !req
1072. Hey, Gerry,
in the 1960s...Copy !req
1073. there was a young man graduated
from the University of Michigan.Copy !req
1074. Did some brilliant work in mathematics.Copy !req
1075. Specifically,
bounded harmonic functions.Copy !req
1076. Then he went on to Berkeley.
He was assistant professor.Copy !req
1077. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to
Montana and he blew the competition away.Copy !req
1078. - Yeah, so who was he?
- Ted Kaczynski.Copy !req
1079. Haven't heard of him.Copy !req
1080. - Hey, Timmy!
- Yo!Copy !req
1081. - Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- Unabomber.Copy !req
1082. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
We gotta give this kid direction.Copy !req
1083. He can contribute to the world, and,
and we can help him do that.Copy !req
1084. - Direction's one thing. Manipulation's another, all right?
- Sean!Copy !req
1085. - We have to let him find...
- Sean, I'm not sitting at home every night twisting my mustache...Copy !req
1086. and hatching a, hatching a plan
to ruin this boy's life.Copy !req
1087. I was doing advanced mathematics
when I was, when I was 18...Copy !req
1088. and it still took me over 20 years to do
something worthy of a Field's medal.Copy !req
1089. Well, maybe he doesn't want
what you want.Copy !req
1090. There's more to life
than a fuckin' Field's medal.Copy !req
1091. This is too important, Sean,
and it's above personal rivalry.Copy !req
1092. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Gerry.
Let's talk about the boy.Copy !req
1093. Why don't we give him time
to figure out what he wants?Copy !req
1094. That's a wonderful theory, Sean.
It worked wonders for you, didn't it?Copy !req
1095. Yeah, it did,
you arrogant fuckin' prick.Copy !req
1096. Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I came here today.Copy !req
1097. I came here out of courtesy.
I- I wanted to keep you in the loop.Copy !req
1098. Oh, nice to be in the loop.Copy !req
1099. The boy's in a meeting right now
I set up for him over at McNeil.Copy !req
1100. Well, Will, uh, I'm not
exactly sure what you mean.Copy !req
1101. We've already offered you
a position.Copy !req
1102. Nobody in this town works
without a retainer, guys.Copy !req
1103. You think you can find somebody who does,
let me tell you, you have my blessin'.Copy !req
1104. But I think we all know that person's
not gonna represent you as well as I can.Copy !req
1105. Will, our offer
I- is $84,000 a year plus...Copy !req
1106. Retainer
Retainer.Copy !req
1107. You want us to give you cash
right now?Copy !req
1108. Whoa-ho-ho. Go easy.
Now, I didn't say that.Copy !req
1109. Allegedly, your situation, for you...Copy !req
1110. would be concurrently improved...Copy !req
1111. if I had $200
in my back pocket right now.Copy !req
1112. Well, I don't think I-I can, uh, uh...
Larry?Copy !req
1113. - I've got $73.
- Uh, will you take a cheque?Copy !req
1114. Let me tell you somethin'.
You're suspect.Copy !req
1115. Yeah, you.Copy !req
1116. I don't know what your reputation is
in this town...Copy !req
1117. but after the shit you tried to pull
today, you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.Copy !req
1118. Now, any business
we have heretofore...Copy !req
1119. you can speak with
my aforementioned attorney.Copy !req
1120. Good day, gentlemen.
And until that day comes...Copy !req
1121. keep your ear to the grindstone.Copy !req
1122. - How's it goin'?
- Fine.Copy !req
1123. Yeah.Copy !req
1124. Good.Copy !req
1125. - You want some help?
- No.Copy !req
1126. - Come on. Give me one little peek, we'll go to the batting cages.
- No.Copy !req
1127. It is actually important
that I learn this.Copy !req
1128. - It's really important to me. Okay?
- All right. All right.Copy !req
1129. - So, why don't we just hang out here all day?
- Yes, why don't we?Copy !req
1130. All right, Mr Nosey Parker.Copy !req
1131. Seeing as you're intent
on breaking my balls...Copy !req
1132. let me ask you a question.Copy !req
1133. All right.Copy !req
1134. Do you have a photographic memory?Copy !req
1135. I don't know.
I just kinda remember, you know?Copy !req
1136. I mean, how do you remember your
phone number? You know? You just do.Copy !req
1137. - Well, have you studied organic chemistry?
- A little bit.Copy !req
1138. - Oh, just for fun?
- Yeah, for kicks.Copy !req
1139. Yeah, it's so much fun
studying organic chemistry.Copy !req
1140. Are you mad?Copy !req
1141. Have you completely lost your mind?
Nobody studies it for fun.Copy !req
1142. It's not a, a necessity,
especially for someone like you.Copy !req
1143. - Someone like me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1144. Someone who divides their time fairly
evenly between batting cages and bars.Copy !req
1145. I mean, I would hardly say
it was a necessity.Copy !req
1146. Oh.Copy !req
1147. You know, there are very smart people
here at Harvard.Copy !req
1148. And even they have to study,
because this is really hard.Copy !req
1149. And yet, you do it so easily.Copy !req
1150. I don't understand. I, I, I don't
understand how your mind works.Copy !req
1151. - Do you play the piano?
- I want to talk about this.Copy !req
1152. No, I'm trying to explain it to you.
Do you play the piano?Copy !req
1153. - Yeah, a bit.
- All right. So when you, when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.Copy !req
1154. - I see "Chopsticks. "
- All right. Well, Beethoven, okay?Copy !req
1155. He looked at a piano, and it just
made sense to him. He could just play.Copy !req
1156. - So, what are you saying? You play the piano?
- No, not a lick.Copy !req
1157. I mean, I look at a piano, I see a bunch
of keys, three pedals and a box of wood.Copy !req
1158. But Beethoven, Mozart,
they saw it, they could just play.Copy !req
1159. I couldn't paint you a picture. I
probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway.Copy !req
1160. And I can't play the piano.Copy !req
1161. But you can do my O-chem paper
in under an hour.Copy !req
1162. Right. Well, I mean, when it came
to stuff like that...Copy !req
1163. I could always just play.Copy !req
1164. That's the best I can explain it.Copy !req
1165. - Come here. I have to tell you something.
- Huh?Copy !req
1166. - I have to tell you something.
- Oh.Copy !req
1167. Well...Copy !req
1168. - It's not fair.
- What's not fair? What?Copy !req
1169. I've been here for four years...Copy !req
1170. and I've only just found you.Copy !req
1171. Well, you found me.Copy !req
1172. Are you awake?Copy !req
1173. Nope.Copy !req
1174. Yes, you are.Copy !req
1175. Will, come to California with me.Copy !req
1176. What?Copy !req
1177. I want you to come to California
with me.Copy !req
1178. You sure about that?Copy !req
1179. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1180. Yeah, but how do you know?Copy !req
1181. I don't know.
I just know.Copy !req
1182. Yeah, but h-how do you know?Copy !req
1183. I know because I feel it.Copy !req
1184. - 'Cause that's a really serious thing you're sayin'. I mean...
- I, I know.Copy !req
1185. You could be in California next week,
and you know...Copy !req
1186. you might find out something about me
you don't like, and, you know...Copy !req
1187. maybe you wish you hadn't said that, but
you know it's such a serious thing...Copy !req
1188. that you can't take it back,
and now I'm stuck in California...Copy !req
1189. with someone that doesn't really want to
be with me, just wish they had a take-back.Copy !req
1190. A what? What's a take-back?Copy !req
1191. I don't want a take-back.Copy !req
1192. I just want you to come
to California with me.Copy !req
1193. Well, I can't go to California
with you, so...Copy !req
1194. - Why not?
- Well, one, because I, I, I got a job here.Copy !req
1195. And two, because I live here.Copy !req
1196. Look, um, if you don't love me,
you should just tell me because...Copy !req
1197. I'm not sayin' I don't love you.Copy !req
1198. Then why? Why won't you come?
What are you so scared of?Copy !req
1199. What am I so scared of?Copy !req
1200. Well, what aren't you scared of?Copy !req
1201. You live in this safe little world where no one challenges
you, and you're scared shitless to do anything else.Copy !req
1202. - Because that might mean that you'd have to change.
- Don't, don't tell me about my world. Don't tell me about my world.Copy !req
1203. I mean, you just wanna have your little fling
with like the guy from the other side of town.Copy !req
1204. Then you're gonna go off to Stanford.
You're gonna marry some rich prick...Copy !req
1205. who your parents will approve of,
and just sit around...Copy !req
1206. with the other trust-fund babies and talk
about how you went slummin', too, once.Copy !req
1207. Why are you saying this?Copy !req
1208. What is your obsession with this money?Copy !req
1209. My father died when I was 13,
and I inherited this money.Copy !req
1210. You don't think every day I wake up,
and I wish I could give it back.Copy !req
1211. That I would give it back in a second...Copy !req
1212. if it meant I could have one more day
with him, but I can't.Copy !req
1213. And that's my life,
and I deal with it.Copy !req
1214. So don't put your shit on me
when you're the one that's afraid.Copy !req
1215. I'm afraid? W-W-What am I afraid of?
So, what the fuck am I afraid of?Copy !req
1216. You're afraid of me. You're afraid
that I won't love you back.Copy !req
1217. And you know what?
I'm afraid, too!Copy !req
1218. But fuck it, I wanna give it a shot.
And at least I'm honest with you.Copy !req
1219. - I'm not honest with you?
- No. What about your 12 brothers?Copy !req
1220. All right.Copy !req
1221. No, you're not going.
You're not leaving.Copy !req
1222. What do you wanna know? What?
That I don't have 12 brothers?Copy !req
1223. - That I'm a fuckin' orphan? No, you don't wanna hear that.
- I didn't know that. I didn't know that.Copy !req
1224. No, you don't wanna hear that. You don't wanna hear that I
got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid.Copy !req
1225. - Honey, I didn't know that.
- That this isn't fuckin' surgery.Copy !req
1226. That the motherfucker stabbed me.
You don't wanna hear that shit, Skylar!Copy !req
1227. - I do wanna hear that.
- Don't tell me you wanna hear that shit!Copy !req
1228. - I wanna hear it because I wanna help you, because I wanna be with you.
- Help me? What the fuck!Copy !req
1229. What do I got, a fuckin' sign
on my back that says, "Save me"?Copy !req
1230. - No.
- Do I look like I need that?Copy !req
1231. - No! God, I just want to be with you because I love you.
- Don't bullshit me. Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
1232. - Don't you fuckin' bullshit me!
- I love you. I love you.Copy !req
1233. I love you.Copy !req
1234. I wanna hear you say
that you don't love me.Copy !req
1235. Because if you say that...Copy !req
1236. then I won't call you...Copy !req
1237. and I won't be in your life.Copy !req
1238. I don't love you.Copy !req
1239. You don't...Copy !req
1240. Most people never get to see
how brilliant they can be.Copy !req
1241. They don't find teachers
that believe in them.Copy !req
1242. They get convinced they're stupid.Copy !req
1243. I hope you appreciate
what he's doing...Copy !req
1244. because I've seen how much
he enjoys working with you...Copy !req
1245. not against you.Copy !req
1246. Hello, Will.Copy !req
1247. Tom, can you get us some coffee?Copy !req
1248. Sure.Copy !req
1249. Now, let's see.Copy !req
1250. Good. This is correct.Copy !req
1251. I see you used Maclaurin here.Copy !req
1252. Yeah, I don't know what
you call it, but...Copy !req
1253. This can't be right.Copy !req
1254. This would be very embarrassing.Copy !req
1255. - Did you ever consider...
- I'm pretty sure it's right.Copy !req
1256. Hey, look, can we do this
at Sean's office from now on?Copy !req
1257. Because I, I gotta knock off work to
come here and the commute is killing me.Copy !req
1258. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1259. - But did you think of the possibility...
- It's right.Copy !req
1260. It's right.
Just take it home with you.Copy !req
1261. What happened at the McNeil meeting?Copy !req
1262. I couldn't go. I had a date.
So, uh, so I sent my chief negotiator.Copy !req
1263. On your own time, you can do
whatever you like, Will.Copy !req
1264. But when I set up a meeting with,
with my associates...Copy !req
1265. and you don't show up,
it reflects poorly on me.Copy !req
1266. - Well, then don't set up any more meetings.
- Well, I won't.Copy !req
1267. I'll cancel them.Copy !req
1268. I'll give you a job myself. I, I just
wanted you to see what was out there.Copy !req
1269. Look, maybe I don't wanna spend the, the rest of my
fuckin' life sittin' around explaining shit to people.Copy !req
1270. I think you could show me
some appreciation.Copy !req
1271. A little appreciation? Do you know
how easy this is for me?Copy !req
1272. Do you have any fuckin' idea how easy
this is? This is a fuckin' joke.Copy !req
1273. And I'm sorry you can't do this.
I really am.Copy !req
1274. Because I wouldn't have to fuckin'
sit here and watch you fumble around...Copy !req
1275. and fuck it up.Copy !req
1276. Then you'd have more time to sit around
and get drunk instead, wouldn't you?Copy !req
1277. You're right. This is probably
a total waste of my time.Copy !req
1278. Yeah, you're right, Will.Copy !req
1279. I can't do this proof.Copy !req
1280. But you can. And when it comes to that,
it's only about...Copy !req
1281. It's just a handful of people in the world
who can tell the difference between you and me.Copy !req
1282. - But I'm one of 'em.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1283. Yeah, so am I.Copy !req
1284. Most days I wish I never met you...Copy !req
1285. because then I could sleep at night.Copy !req
1286. And I didn't, I didn't have to walk
around with the knowledge...Copy !req
1287. that there was someone like you
out there.Copy !req
1288. I- I didn't have to watch you
throw it all away.Copy !req
1289. Bill, hold it.Copy !req
1290. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1291. Morgan!Copy !req
1292. If you're watchin' pornos
in my mom's room again...Copy !req
1293. I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'.Copy !req
1294. What's up, fellas?Copy !req
1295. Morgan, dude, why don't you jerk off
in your own fuckin' house, dude?Copy !req
1296. - That's fuckin' filthy.
- I don't got a V.C.R. At my house.Copy !req
1297. - You're kiddin'.
- Come on. Not in my glove.Copy !req
1298. I didn't, I didn't use the glove.Copy !req
1299. That's my Little League glove.Copy !req
1300. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
1301. I mean, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
1302. You'll hump a baseball glove?Copy !req
1303. I didn't. I didn't.
I just used it for the, for cleanup.Copy !req
1304. Will you stop jerkin' off
in my mother's room, please?Copy !req
1305. - Is there another V.C.R. In the house?
- It's just sad, bro.Copy !req
1306. So why do you think I should work
for the National Security Agency?Copy !req
1307. Well, you'd be working
on the cutting edge.Copy !req
1308. You'd be exposed to the kind of technology
that you wouldn't see anywhere else...Copy !req
1309. because we've classified it.Copy !req
1310. Superstring theory,
chaos math, advanced algorithms.Copy !req
1311. Code breaking.Copy !req
1312. Well, that's one aspect
of what we do.Copy !req
1313. Oh, come on.
I mean, that is what you do.Copy !req
1314. You guys handle 80%
of the intelligence workload.Copy !req
1315. You're seven times the size
of the C.I.A.Copy !req
1316. We don't like to brag
about that, Will.Copy !req
1317. But you're exactly right.Copy !req
1318. So, the way I see it,
the question isn't...Copy !req
1319. "Why should you work for the N.S.A.?"Copy !req
1320. The question is:
"Why shouldn't you?"Copy !req
1321. Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.?Copy !req
1322. That's a tough one,
but I'll take a shot.Copy !req
1323. Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A.
And somebody puts a code on my desk.Copy !req
1324. Somethin' no one else can break.Copy !req
1325. Maybe I take a shot at it,
and maybe I break it.Copy !req
1326. And I'm real happy with myself
'cause I did my job well.Copy !req
1327. But maybe that code was the location of some
rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East.Copy !req
1328. And once they have that location, they bomb
the village where the rebels are hidin'.Copy !req
1329. Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
never had no problem with, get killed.Copy !req
1330. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh,
send in the marines to secure the area. "Copy !req
1331. 'Cause they don't give a shit. It won't
be their kid over there gettin' shot.Copy !req
1332. Just like it wasn't them
when their number got called...Copy !req
1333. 'cause they were all pullin' a tour
in the National Guard.Copy !req
1334. It'll be some kid from Southie
over there takin' shrapnel in the ass.Copy !req
1335. He comes back to find that the plant
he used to work at...Copy !req
1336. got exported to the country
he just got back from...Copy !req
1337. and the guy who put the shrapnel
in his ass got his old job...Copy !req
1338. 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day
and no bathroom breaks.Copy !req
1339. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason
he was over there in the first place...Copy !req
1340. was so that we could install a government
that would sell us oil at a good price.Copy !req
1341. And, of course, the oil companies used a little
skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices.Copy !req
1342. A cute little ancillary benefit
for them...Copy !req
1343. but it ain't helpin' my buddy
at $2.50 a gallon.Copy !req
1344. They're takin' their sweet time
bringin' the oil back, of course.Copy !req
1345. Maybe they even took the liberty
of hirin' an alcoholic skipper...Copy !req
1346. who likes to drink martinis and
fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs.Copy !req
1347. It ain't too long till he hits one,
spills the oil...Copy !req
1348. and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.Copy !req
1349. So now by buddy's out of work.
He can't afford to drive...Copy !req
1350. so he's walkin' to the fuckin'
job interviews, which sucks...Copy !req
1351. because the shrapnel in his ass
is givin' him chronic haemorrhoids.Copy !req
1352. And meanwhile, he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat...Copy !req
1353. the only blue plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.Copy !req
1354. So what did I think?Copy !req
1355. I'm holdin' out for something better.Copy !req
1356. I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
why not just shoot my buddy...Copy !req
1357. take his job,
give it to his sworn enemy...Copy !req
1358. hike up gas prices, bomb a village,
club a baby seal...Copy !req
1359. hit the hash pipe
and join the National Guard?Copy !req
1360. I can be elected president.Copy !req
1361. - You feel like you're alone, Will?
- What?Copy !req
1362. Do you have a soul mate?Copy !req
1363. Do I have a...
Define that.Copy !req
1364. Somebody who challenges you.Copy !req
1365. - Uh, Chuckie.
- No, Chuckie's family.Copy !req
1366. He'd lie down
in fuckin' traffic for you.Copy !req
1367. No, I'm talkin' about someone who opens
up things for you, touches your soul.Copy !req
1368. - I got... I got...
- Who?Copy !req
1369. - I got plenty.
- Well, name 'em.Copy !req
1370. Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...Copy !req
1371. - That's great. They're all dead.
- Not to me they're not.Copy !req
1372. Nah. You don't have
a lot of dialogue with them.Copy !req
1373. You can't give back to them, Will.Copy !req
1374. Not without some serious smelling salts
and a heater.Copy !req
1375. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
1376. You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...Copy !req
1377. where you're always afraid
to take the first step...Copy !req
1378. because all you see is every
negative thing ten miles down the road.Copy !req
1379. - You gonna take the professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.Copy !req
1380. - No.
- Look, I didn't want the job.Copy !req
1381. It's not about the job. I don't care
if you work for the government.Copy !req
1382. But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.Copy !req
1383. What are you passionate about?
What do you want?Copy !req
1384. I mean, there are guys who work
their entire life layin' brick...Copy !req
1385. so their kids have a chance
at the opportunities you have here.Copy !req
1386. - I didn't ask for this.
- No.Copy !req
1387. You were born with it, so don't cop out
behind, "I didn't ask for this. "Copy !req
1388. What do you mean, "cop out"? I mean,
w- w-what's wrong with layin' brick?Copy !req
1389. - Nothin'.
- There's nothin' wrong with it. That's, that's somebody's home I'm buildin'.Copy !req
1390. Right. My day laid brick, okay? Busted
his ass so I could have an education.Copy !req
1391. Exactly. That's an honourable profession.
What's wrong with, with fixin' somebody's car?Copy !req
1392. Someone will get to work the next day
because of me. There's honour in that.Copy !req
1393. Yeah, there is, Will. There's honour
in that. And there's honour in...Copy !req
1394. you know, taking that
40-minute train ride...Copy !req
1395. so those college kids could come in
in the morning and the floors are clean.Copy !req
1396. And the wastebaskets are empty.
That's real work.Copy !req
1397. - That's right.
- Right. And that's honourable.Copy !req
1398. Sure, that's why you took that job.
I mean, for the honour of it.Copy !req
1399. I just have a little question here.Copy !req
1400. You could be a janitor anywhere.Copy !req
1401. Why did you work at the most prestigious
technical college in the whole fuckin' world?Copy !req
1402. And why did you sneak around at night
and finish other people's formulas...Copy !req
1403. that only one or two people in the world
could do, and then lie about it?Copy !req
1404. 'Cause I don't see a lot of honour
in that, Will.Copy !req
1405. So what do you really want to do?Copy !req
1406. - I wanna be a shepherd.
- Really?Copy !req
1407. I wanna move up to Nashua,
get a nice little spread...Copy !req
1408. get some sheep
and tend to them.Copy !req
1409. - Maybe you should go do that.
- What?Copy !req
1410. You know, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't
you just do it at home with a moist towel?Copy !req
1411. - You're chuckin' me?
- Yeah, get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
1412. - Hey, no, no, no. Time's not up yet.
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
1413. - I'm not leavin'. No.
- Listen, you're not gonna answer my questions.Copy !req
1414. - You're wastin' my fuckin' time.
- What? I thought we were friends. What do you mean, you...Copy !req
1415. - Playtime's over, okay?
- Well, why you kickin' me out, Sean? I mean, what... I mean...Copy !req
1416. You're lecturin' me on life?
Look at you, you fuckin' burnout.Copy !req
1417. - What winds your clock?
- Workin' with you.Copy !req
1418. Where's your soul mate? You wanna talk
about soul mates? Where is she?Copy !req
1419. - Dead.
- That's right, she's fuckin' dead.Copy !req
1420. She fuckin' dies, and you just
cash in your chips and you walk away?Copy !req
1421. - Hey, at least I played a hand.
- Oh, and you played a hand and you lost. You lost a big fuckin' hand.Copy !req
1422. And some people will lose a big hand like
that and have the sack to ante up again.Copy !req
1423. Look at me.
What do you wanna do?Copy !req
1424. You and your bullshit. You got
a bullshit answer for everybody.Copy !req
1425. But I ask you a very simple question,
and you can't give me a straight answer.Copy !req
1426. Because you don't know.Copy !req
1427. See ya, Bo-Peep.Copy !req
1428. - Fuck you.
- You're the shepherd.Copy !req
1429. Shepherd.Copy !req
1430. White little prick.Copy !req
1431. I just wanted to, you know, um...Copy !req
1432. call you up, uh, before you left, um...Copy !req
1433. I've been takin' all these, uh,
job interviews and stuff...Copy !req
1434. so I'm not gonna be
just a construction worker.Copy !req
1435. Well, you know,
I never really cared about that.Copy !req
1436. Yeah.Copy !req
1437. I love you.Copy !req
1438. Will?Copy !req
1439. You take care.Copy !req
1440. Someone's always comin'
around hereCopy !req
1441. - Trailin' some new kill
- Bye.Copy !req
1442. Says I seen your pictureCopy !req
1443. On a hundred dollar billCopy !req
1444. What's a game of chance to youCopy !req
1445. In this worldCopy !req
1446. Of real skill
So glad to meet youCopy !req
1447. AngelesCopy !req
1448. Pickin' up the ticket showsCopy !req
1449. There's money to be madeCopy !req
1450. Go on, lose the gambleCopy !req
1451. That's the history of the tradeCopy !req
1452. Did you add up
all the cards left to playCopy !req
1453. To zero
And sign up with peopleCopy !req
1454. AngelesCopy !req
1455. Don't start with me tryin'Copy !req
1456. Will, come on.
Will!Copy !req
1457. Will, that's it.
We're done here.Copy !req
1458. I'm sitting in your office
and the boy isn't here.Copy !req
1459. Well, it's ten past 5:00.
An hour and ten minutes late.Copy !req
1460. I can make you satisfied
in everythingCopy !req
1461. Well, what if he doesn't show up
and I file a report...Copy !req
1462. saying he wasn't here
and he goes back to jail?Copy !req
1463. It won't be on my conscience.Copy !req
1464. Now becoming trueCopy !req
1465. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
1466. What's up?Copy !req
1467. Thanks.Copy !req
1468. Fuck, that's good.Copy !req
1469. So how's your lady?Copy !req
1470. Ah, she's gone.Copy !req
1471. Gone? Gone where?Copy !req
1472. Uh, med school.
Medical school in California.Copy !req
1473. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1474. - When was this?
- It was like a week ago.Copy !req
1475. That sucks.Copy !req
1476. So, uh, when are you done
with those meetin's?Copy !req
1477. I think the week after I'm 21.Copy !req
1478. Yeah? They gonna hook you up
with a job or what?Copy !req
1479. Yeah. Fuckin' sit in a room and do
long division for the next 50 years.Copy !req
1480. Ah, probably make some nice bank though.Copy !req
1481. I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.Copy !req
1482. Better than this shit.
Way outta here.Copy !req
1483. Well, uh, what do I want a way
out of here for?Copy !req
1484. I mean, I'm gonna fuckin' live here
the rest of my life.Copy !req
1485. You know, be neighbours.
You know, have little kids.Copy !req
1486. Fuckin' take them to Little League
together up Foley Field.Copy !req
1487. Look, you're my best friend
so don't take this the wrong way...Copy !req
1488. but in 20 years,
if you're still livin' here...Copy !req
1489. comin' over to my house to watch the
Patriot's games, still workin' construction...Copy !req
1490. I'll fuckin' kill ya.Copy !req
1491. - That's not a threat. That's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill ya.
- What?Copy !req
1492. What the fuck are you talkin' about?Copy !req
1493. - Look, you got something none of us have.
- Oh, come on. W-Why is it always this?Copy !req
1494. I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do
this or that. What if I don't want to?Copy !req
1495. Oh, no, no, no. No, fuck you.
You don't owe it to yourself.Copy !req
1496. You owe it to me...Copy !req
1497. 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up
and I'll be 50...Copy !req
1498. and I'll still be doin' this shit.Copy !req
1499. And that's all right. That's fine.Copy !req
1500. I mean, you're sittin' on
a winnin' lottery ticket.Copy !req
1501. And you're too much of a pussy
to cash it in, and that's bullshit.Copy !req
1502. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything
to have what you got.Copy !req
1503. So would any of these fuckin' guys.Copy !req
1504. It'd be an insult to us
if you're still here in 20 years.Copy !req
1505. Hangin' around here
is a fuckin' waste of your time.Copy !req
1506. - You don't know that.
- I don't?Copy !req
1507. - No, you don't know that.
- Oh, I don't know that.Copy !req
1508. Let me tell you what I do know.Copy !req
1509. Every day I come by your house
and I pick you up.Copy !req
1510. And we go out and we have a few drinks
and a few laughs, and it's great.Copy !req
1511. You know what the best part
of my day is?Copy !req
1512. For about ten seconds, from when I pull
up to the kerb and when I get to your door.Copy !req
1513. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there
and I'll knock on the door...Copy !req
1514. and you won't be there.Copy !req
1515. No "goodbye," no "see ya later. "
No nothin'. You just left.Copy !req
1516. I don't know much, but I know that.Copy !req
1517. This is a disaster, Sean.Copy !req
1518. I brought you in here because
I wanted you to help me with the boy.Copy !req
1519. - Not to run him out.
- I know what I'm doing with the boy, Gerry.Copy !req
1520. I don't care if you have a rapport with the boy! I
don't care if you have a few laughs, even at my expense.Copy !req
1521. But don't you dare undermine
what I'm trying to do here.Copy !req
1522. - Undermine?
- This boy is at a fragile point right now.Copy !req
1523. I do understand. He is at a fragile
point, okay? He's got problems.Copy !req
1524. Well, what problems does he have, Sean? That he's
better off as a janitor? That he's better off in jail?Copy !req
1525. Better off hanging out with a bunch
of retarded gorillas?Copy !req
1526. Oh, why do you think he does that, Gerry?
Do you have any fuckin' clue why? Hmm?Copy !req
1527. He can handle the problems. He can handle
the work, and he obviously handled you.Copy !req
1528. Gerry, listen to me. Listen. Why is he
hiding? Why doesn't he trust anybody?Copy !req
1529. Because the first thing that happened to him, he was
abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most.Copy !req
1530. - Oh, come on, don't give me that Freudian crap.
- Oh, no, listen, Gerry.Copy !req
1531. And why does he hang out with those
retarded gorillas, as you call them?Copy !req
1532. Because any one of them, if you asked them to,
would take a fuckin' bat to your head. Okay?Copy !req
1533. - That's called loyalty.
- Yeah, that's very touching.Copy !req
1534. And who is he handling? He pushes people
away before they have a chance to leave him.Copy !req
1535. It's a defence mechanism, all right?Copy !req
1536. And for 20 years he's been alone
because of that.Copy !req
1537. And if you push him right now, it's
gonna be the same thing all over again.Copy !req
1538. And I'm not gonna let
that happen to him.Copy !req
1539. - Now, don't you do that, Sean.
- What, Gerry?Copy !req
1540. Don't you do that. Don't infect him
with the idea that it's okay to quit.Copy !req
1541. That it's okay to be a failure,
because it's not okay, Sean.Copy !req
1542. And if you're angry at me for being, being
successful, for being what you could have been, Sean...Copy !req
1543. - I'm not angry at you, Gerry.
- Oh, yes, you're angry at me, Sean.Copy !req
1544. You resent me. But I'm not gonna
apologize for any, any success I've had.Copy !req
1545. You're angry at me for doing what
you could have done.Copy !req
1546. But ask yourself, Sean. Ask yourself
if you want Will to feel that way.Copy !req
1547. - If you want him to feel like a failure.
- Oh, you arrogant shit!Copy !req
1548. That's why I don't come
to the goddam reunions.Copy !req
1549. 'Cause I can't stand
that look in your eye.Copy !req
1550. - You know, that condescending embarrassed look?
- Oh, come on, Sean.Copy !req
1551. You think I'm a failure.
I know who I am.Copy !req
1552. And I'm proud of what I do.
It was a conscious choice.Copy !req
1553. I didn't fuck up.Copy !req
1554. And you and your cronies think
I'm some sort of pity case.Copy !req
1555. You and your kiss-ass chorus following you around
going, "The Field's medal! The Field's medal!"Copy !req
1556. Why are you still so fuckin' afraid
of failure?Copy !req
1557. It's about my medal, is it? Oh, God, I could
go home and get it for you. You can have it.Copy !req
1558. Oh, please don't. You know... You know what, Gerry?
Shove the medal up your fuckin' ass, all right?Copy !req
1559. 'Cause I don't give a shit about your medal because
I knew you before you were a mathematical god.Copy !req
1560. When you were pimple-faced and homesick, and
didn't know what side of the bed to piss on.Copy !req
1561. Yeah, you were smarter than me then
and you're smarter than me now.Copy !req
1562. So don't blame me for how your life
turned out. It's not my fault.Copy !req
1563. I don't blame you. It's not about you,
you mathematical dick!Copy !req
1564. It's about the boy.
He's a good kid.Copy !req
1565. And I won't see you fuck him up like
you're trying to fuck up me right now.Copy !req
1566. I won't see you make him feel
like a failure, too.Copy !req
1567. - He won't be a failure, Sean!
- But, but if you push him, Gerry...Copy !req
1568. - If you ride him...
- Sean, I am what I am today...Copy !req
1569. because I was pushed and
because I learned to push myself.Copy !req
1570. He's not you! Do you get that?Copy !req
1571. - I can come back.
- No, come in. Uh...Copy !req
1572. I was just leaving.Copy !req
1573. A lot of that stuff goes back a long way
between me and him.Copy !req
1574. You know. Not about you.Copy !req
1575. - What is that?
- This is your file.Copy !req
1576. I have to send it back to the judge
for evaluation.Copy !req
1577. Oh.Copy !req
1578. Hey, you're not gonna fail me, are you?Copy !req
1579. What's it say?Copy !req
1580. - Wanna read it?
- Why?Copy !req
1581. Have you had any, uh, experience
with that?Copy !req
1582. Twenty years of counselling.
Yeah, I've seen some pretty awful shit.Copy !req
1583. I mean, have you had any experience
with that?Copy !req
1584. Personally?Copy !req
1585. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I have.Copy !req
1586. It sure ain't good.Copy !req
1587. My father was an alcoholic.
Mean, fuckin' drunk.Copy !req
1588. He'd come home hammered,
lookin' to whale on somebody.Copy !req
1589. So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't
go after my mother and little brother.Copy !req
1590. Interesting nights
were when he wore his rings.Copy !req
1591. Yeah, he used to just put
a, uh, a wrench...Copy !req
1592. a stick and a belt
on the table...Copy !req
1593. and just say, "Choose. "Copy !req
1594. Well, I gotta go with the belt
there, then.Copy !req
1595. - I used to go with the wrench.
- Why the wrench?Copy !req
1596. 'Cause fuck him, that's why.Copy !req
1597. - Your foster father?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1598. So, uh, you know, what is it? Like Will has
an attachment disorder? Is it all that stuff?Copy !req
1599. Fear of abandonment?Copy !req
1600. Is that why, uh, is that why
I broke up with Skylar?Copy !req
1601. - I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, I did.Copy !req
1602. - You wanna talk about it?
- No.Copy !req
1603. Hey, Will?Copy !req
1604. I don't know a lot.Copy !req
1605. But you see this?
All this shit?Copy !req
1606. This is not your fault.Copy !req
1607. Yeah, I know that.Copy !req
1608. Look at me, son.Copy !req
1609. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1610. - I know.
- No. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1611. - I know.
- No, no, you don't.Copy !req
1612. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1613. - I know.
- It's not your fault.Copy !req
1614. - All right.
- It's not your fault.Copy !req
1615. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1616. Don't fuck with me.Copy !req
1617. - It's not your fault.
- Don't fuck with me. All right?Copy !req
1618. - Don't fuck with me, Sean. Not you.
- It's not your fault.Copy !req
1619. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1620. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1621. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Oh, God.Copy !req
1622. Fuck them, okay?Copy !req
1623. - Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm, uh, Will Hunting.Copy !req
1624. - I'm here about a position.
- Could you just have a seat for a moment?Copy !req
1625. Yes, there's a Mr Hunting in the lobby.
He's here for his appointment.Copy !req
1626. Which one did you take?Copy !req
1627. I was over at, uh, McNeil. It's one of
the jobs the professor set me up with.Copy !req
1628. Uh, I haven't told him yet, but I went, I
went down there and I talked to my boss, and...Copy !req
1629. My new boss.
He seemed like a good guy.Copy !req
1630. Is that what you want?Copy !req
1631. Yeah, you know, I think so.Copy !req
1632. Well, good for you.
Congratulations.Copy !req
1633. Thanks.Copy !req
1634. Time's up.Copy !req
1635. So that's, so that's it?
So we're, we're done?Copy !req
1636. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
1637. You're done. You're a free man.Copy !req
1638. Well, um, I just want you
to know, Sean, that...Copy !req
1639. You're welcome, Will.Copy !req
1640. So, you know, I, I hope
we keep in touch, you know.Copy !req
1641. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
1642. I'll be travelling around a bit,
and it'll be a little hard, but, uh...Copy !req
1643. I've got an answering machine at
the college I'll be checking in with.Copy !req
1644. So, here's the number.Copy !req
1645. You call that, and I'll
get back to you right away.Copy !req
1646. Yeah, you know,
I figured I'm just gonna...Copy !req
1647. put my money back on the table
and see what kind of cards I get.Copy !req
1648. You do what's in your heart, son.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
1649. Yeah.Copy !req
1650. - Thank you, Sean.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1651. Thank you, Will.Copy !req
1652. Hey, does this violate the, uh,
patient-doctor relationship?Copy !req
1653. Nah. Only if you grab my ass.Copy !req
1654. - Take care.
- You, too.Copy !req
1655. Yeah.Copy !req
1656. Hey.Copy !req
1657. Good luck, son.Copy !req
1658. Two beers!Copy !req
1659. - What's up? Did you guys go?
- No. I had to talk him down.Copy !req
1660. Why didn't you yoke him?Copy !req
1661. Uh, little Morgan's got
a lot of scrap to him.Copy !req
1662. You know, people try to whip his ass
every week. Fuckin' kid won't back down.Copy !req
1663. - What are you sayin' about me?
- Was I talkin' to you? Mind your fuckin' business.Copy !req
1664. - Go get me a beer.
- I ordered two beers.Copy !req
1665. - Hey, asshole.
- What, bitch?Copy !req
1666. - Happy birthday.
- Thought we forgot, huh, bitch? Fuckin' come on.Copy !req
1667. - Come on. I got ya first.
- I'm goin'. I'm goin'.Copy !req
1668. - All right, who's first?
- Come on, motherfucker.Copy !req
1669. - All right. Who's first? Come on. Who's first?
- Oh, Danny boyCopy !req
1670. Here's your present.Copy !req
1671. - Come on, brother.
- What?Copy !req
1672. Well, we knew you had to get back and
forth to Cambridge for your new job.Copy !req
1673. And, anyway, I wasn't gonna
fuckin' drive you every day, so...Copy !req
1674. - Fuckin' can't be.
- Morgan wanted to get you a "T" pass.Copy !req
1675. That's not what I was sayin'.Copy !req
1676. But, uh, 21 now, so...Copy !req
1677. You're legally allowed to drink, so we
figured the best thing for you, kid, was a car.Copy !req
1678. - How do you like it?
- This is like...Copy !req
1679. This is the ugliest fuckin' car
I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
1680. - Come on, brother.
- How'd you guys do this?Copy !req
1681. You know, me and Bill
scraped together the parts...Copy !req
1682. and, uh, Morgan was out
panhandlin' for change every day.Copy !req
1683. - I had the router do all the bodywork.
- Yeah, I have a fuckin' job, too, brother.Copy !req
1684. Guy's been up my ass for two years about
a job. I had to let him help with the car.Copy !req
1685. So you finally got a job,
huh, Morgan?Copy !req
1686. Yeah, had one.
Now I'm fucked again.Copy !req
1687. - So what is it, a lawn mower? What do ya got?
- It's a straight fuckin' six.Copy !req
1688. Me and Bill rebuilt this engine
ourselves here.Copy !req
1689. It's a good car, dude.
The engine's good. Engine's good.Copy !req
1690. - Happy 21, Will.
- Happy 21, brother.Copy !req
1691. Hi.Copy !req
1692. Come on in.Copy !req
1693. - Sean, I, um...
- Me, too, Gerry.Copy !req
1694. Yeah. Good.Copy !req
1695. - I heard you're takin' some time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1696. I'll travel a little bit,
maybe write.Copy !req
1697. So where are you going?Copy !req
1698. India and China and Baltimore.Copy !req
1699. Oh.Copy !req
1700. - You know when you'll be back?
- Well, I got this flyer the other day.Copy !req
1701. It says, uh, class of '72
is having a reunion in six months.Copy !req
1702. Yeah, I got one of those, too.Copy !req
1703. Why don't you come?
I'll buy you a drink.Copy !req
1704. The drinks at those things are free.Copy !req
1705. I know, Gerry.
I was being ironical.Copy !req
1706. Oh.Copy !req
1707. How about a drink right now?Copy !req
1708. Yeah, that's a good idea.Copy !req
1709. Come on. This one's on me.Copy !req
1710. - Got the winner right here, pal.
- Oh.Copy !req
1711. Yes, sir, this is the one.Copy !req
1712. This is my ticket to paradise.Copy !req
1713. Sean, do you know what the odds are
against winning the lottery?Copy !req
1714. - What, four to one?
- About 30 million to one.Copy !req
1715. - I still have a shot, you know?
- Yes, just about as big a chance...Copy !req
1716. as you being hit by lightning
here on the staircase right now.Copy !req
1717. Aw, that's a possibility, too, Gerry.Copy !req
1718. - I mean, 32 million. If you look at the size...
- Sean!Copy !req
1719. Will!Copy !req
1720. Will?Copy !req
1721. He's not there.Copy !req
1722. I'll fake it through the dayCopy !req
1723. Sean, if the professor calls
about that job...Copy !req
1724. just tell him sorry.Copy !req
1725. I had to go see about a girl.
Will.Copy !req
1726. Son of a bitch.
He stole my line.Copy !req
1727. With two ticketsCopy !req
1728. Torn in half for LACopy !req
1729. With nothing to doCopy !req
1730. Do you miss meCopy !req
1731. Miss MiseryCopy !req
1732. Like you say you doCopy !req
1733. I know you'd rather see me goneCopy !req
1734. Than to see meCopy !req
1735. The way that I amCopy !req
1736. But I am in the life anywayCopy !req
1737. Next doorCopy !req
1738. The TV's flashing blueCopy !req
1739. Frames on the wallCopy !req
1740. It's a comedyCopy !req
1741. Of errors, you seeCopy !req
1742. It's about taking a fallCopy !req
1743. To vanishCopy !req
1744. Into oblivionCopy !req
1745. It's easy to doCopy !req
1746. And I try to beCopy !req
1747. But you know me
I come backCopy !req
1748. When you want me toCopy !req
1749. Do you miss meCopy !req
1750. Miss MiseryCopy !req
1751. Like you say you doCopy !req
1752. Gonna find my baby
Gonna hold her tightCopy !req
1753. Gonna grab
some afternoon delightCopy !req
1754. My motto's always been
When it's right, it's rightCopy !req
1755. Why wait until the middle
of a cold, dark nightCopy !req