1. Mod fx squared, dx.Copy !req
2. So please finish Percival by next time.Copy !req
3. I know many of you had this as undergraduates,
but it won't hurt to brush up.Copy !req
4. Thank you, Steven.Copy !req
5. I also put an advanced Fourier system
on the main hallway chalkboard.Copy !req
6. I'm hoping that one of you
might prove it by the end of the semester.Copy !req
7. Now the person to do so will
not only be in my good graces...Copy !req
8. but also go on to fame and fortune...Copy !req
9. by having their accomplishment recorded
and their name printed...Copy !req
10. in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.Copy !req
11. Former winners include Nobel laureates,
Field's medal winners...Copy !req
12. renowned astrophysicists
and lowly NI.I.T. professors.Copy !req
13. That's all.
If you have any questions...Copy !req
14. I'm sure that Tom has the answers.Copy !req
15. Hi, Will.Copy !req
16. - Kirsten, how you doing?
- I'm all right. How are you?Copy !req
17. - Good.
- I didn't get on Cathy last night.Copy !req
18. - Why not?
- I don't know.Copy !req
19. - Cathy!
- What?Copy !req
20. Why didn't you give me none of that nasty
little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?Copy !req
21. Oh, fuck you
and your Irish curse, Chuckie.Copy !req
22. Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs
for that Tootsie Roll dick?Copy !req
23. - Go home and give it a tug yourself.
- Tootsie Roll!Copy !req
24. Toots!Copy !req
25. She's missin' a tooth, Will.Copy !req
26. She's got skin problems. I don't...Copy !req
27. Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up
marryin' her, you know what I mean?Copy !req
28. There's only so many times
you can bang your friend's future wife.Copy !req
29. It's wrong. Where you goin'?Copy !req
30. I'm gonna take off.Copy !req
31. Fuck you, you're takin' off.
It's, like, what, 10:00?Copy !req
32. No, I'm tired.Copy !req
33. Irish curse?Copy !req
34. She don't know.
There ain't no Irish curse.Copy !req
35. Stop brushing me back.Copy !req
36. Stop crowding the plate!
Which one will it be?Copy !req
37. You're gonna get charged, you know that?Copy !req
38. You think I'm afraid of you, you big fuck?
You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate.Copy !req
39. Hey, Casey's bouncin' up a bar at
Harvard next week. We should go up there.Copy !req
40. - What are we gonna do up there?
- I don't know.Copy !req
41. We'll fuck up some smart kids.
Probably fit right in.Copy !req
42. OW! Fuckin' punk.Copy !req
43. - Oh, what's up? You still tough?
- Come on!Copy !req
44. Come on. Come on. That's it.Copy !req
45. I'd hold you forever here.Copy !req
46. In my arms.Copy !req
47. - Professor Lambeau?
- Yes?Copy !req
48. I'm in your applied theories class.
We're all up at the math and science building.Copy !req
49. Come here. It's Saturday.Copy !req
50. - Unless you wanna have a drink with me.
- Maybe.Copy !req
51. We just couldn't wait
until Monday to find out.Copy !req
52. - Find out what?
- Who proved the theorem.Copy !req
53. This is correct. Who did this?Copy !req
54. - Jack?
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
55. - Nemesh?
- No way.Copy !req
56. - Come on, joey Mac!
- Billy, McNamara's up.Copy !req
57. Come on, kid!Copy !req
58. - Joey, dig it out! Dig it out!
- Another pitch!Copy !req
59. Bring it down, Mac! That's how to do it!Copy !req
60. Attaboy! Take two, Mac.Copy !req
61. Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with
the striped pants? She's got a nice ass.Copy !req
62. - Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
- Who's the guy she's with?Copy !req
63. That fuckin' guinea.
I hate that little bitch. Will knows him.Copy !req
64. Yeah, I do. Yeah, fuckin'
Carmine Scarpaglia.Copy !req
65. That guy used to beat the shit
out of me in kindergarten.Copy !req
66. - That guy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. Fuck this. Let's get some food.Copy !req
68. - What, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?
- Fuck her.Copy !req
69. - I could go for a Whopper.
- Let's go to Kelly's.Copy !req
70. Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's
just 'cause you like the take-out girl.Copy !req
71. It's 15 minutes out of our way.Copy !req
72. What the fuck are we gonna do?
We can't spare 15 minutes?Copy !req
73. Double burger.Copy !req
74. Double burger.Copy !req
75. Chuck, I had a double burger.Copy !req
76. Would you shut the fuck up?
I know what you ordered. I was there.Copy !req
77. So give me my fuckin' sandwich.Copy !req
78. What do you mean, your sandwich?
I bought it.Copy !req
79. Morgan, how much money you got on you?Copy !req
80. I said I'd get change
when I get the snow cone.Copy !req
81. I said that when we pulled up.
Give me my sandwich and stop bein' a prick.Copy !req
82. All right, give me your fuckin'
16 cents that you got on you now.Copy !req
83. We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway.
Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya.Copy !req
84. We'll put you on a program.
Every day you come in with your six cents.Copy !req
85. At the end of the week,
you get your sandwich.Copy !req
86. - Are you gonna be an asshole?
- What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare?Copy !req
87. I think you should establish
a good line of credit.Copy !req
88. Like how you bought your couch-
payment plans.Copy !req
89. Remember how your mother brought in
ten dollars every day for a year.Copy !req
90. She finally got her couch
Rent-A-Center style.Copy !req
91. - Can I have my food, please?
- Here's your fuckin' double burger.Copy !req
92. - Hey, hold up, Chuck. Slow it down.
- Who do we got?Copy !req
93. - I don't know yet.
- Hey, douche bag!Copy !req
94. Yeah, you, you skank face!Copy !req
95. - Shut the fuck up.
- Get outta here.Copy !req
96. What are you worried about?Copy !req
97. - Come on, Will.
- Why don't you lick my love stick?Copy !req
98. We seen the guy 15 minutes ago.
We should've fight him then.Copy !req
99. We're eatin' our snacks now.Copy !req
100. - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'.
- I'm not goin'.Copy !req
101. So don't go.Copy !req
102. - I'm not goin'.
- Fuckin' go, Morgan.Copy !req
103. Let me tell you. If you're not
out there in two fuckin' seconds...Copy !req
104. when I'm done with them, you're next.Copy !req
105. Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember?
We went to kindergarten together.Copy !req
106. - Fuckin', let's go, man.
- Step on his fuckin' head.Copy !req
107. Smash his ass on the ground.
Stomp that motherfucker.Copy !req
108. - Motherfucker, die!
- Hit him harder!Copy !req
109. - Harder!
- Come on!Copy !req
110. Will! Will, cops, Will!Copy !req
111. Will, cops. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
112. Easy, brother, easy.Copy !req
113. - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out.
- Come here!Copy !req
114. Fuck.Copy !req
115. Is it just my imagination,
or has my class grown considerably?Copy !req
116. By no stretch of my imagination...Copy !req
117. do I believe you've all come here
to hear me lecture.Copy !req
118. Rather, to ascertain the identity
of the mystery math magician.Copy !req
119. So without further ado, come forward,
silent rogue, and receive thy prize.Copy !req
120. I'm sorry to disappoint
my spectators, but...Copy !req
121. it seems there will be
no unmasking here today.Copy !req
122. However, my colleagues and I
have conferred...Copy !req
123. and there is a problem
on the board right now...Copy !req
124. that took us more than two years to prove.Copy !req
125. So let this be said:
The gauntlet has been thrown down...Copy !req
126. but the faculty have answered
and answered with vigor.Copy !req
127. - Hey, when's the arraignment?
- Next week.Copy !req
128. Sorry.Copy !req
129. - What are you doing?
- Sorry.Copy !req
130. That's people's work.
You can't graffiti here.Copy !req
131. - Don't you walk away from me!
- Hey, fuck you!Copy !req
132. You're a clever one. What's your name?Copy !req
133. Oh, my God.Copy !req
134. Looks right.Copy !req
135. Will, how retarded do you gotta be
to get fired from that job?Copy !req
136. How hard is it to push
a motherfuckin' broom around?Copy !req
137. Bitch, you got fired
from pushin' a fuckin' broom.Copy !req
138. I got fired 'cause management
was restructuring.Copy !req
139. Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards
they had workin' for 'em.Copy !req
140. Shut up. You get canned
more than tuna, bitch.Copy !req
141. My uncle could probably
get you on a demo team.Copy !req
142. Yeah.Copy !req
143. - Why did you get fired, Will?
- Management was restructuring.Copy !req
144. My uncle could probably
get you on a demo team.Copy !req
145. - Can he do that?
- You kiddin' me?Copy !req
146. I asked you yesterday if I could get a job.Copy !req
147. - And I told you “no” yesterday.
- What's up, Casey?Copy !req
148. - What's up, Case?
- What's up, Big Case?Copy !req
149. Let's sit over here.Copy !req
150. This is a Harvard bar, huh?Copy !req
151. I thought there'd be
equations and shit on the walls.Copy !req
152. I will take a pitcher
of the finest lager in the house.Copy !req
153. Time out. I'm gonna have to bust a little move
on them Harvard honeys down the end of the bar.Copy !req
154. - Work some magic.
- Get some potion for us.Copy !req
155. - Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello.Copy !req
156. - Hi. How are ya?
- Fine.Copy !req
157. - So, do you ladies-
- Come here often?Copy !req
158. Do I come here? I come here a bit.Copy !req
159. I'm here, you know, from time to time.Copy !req
160. - Do you go to school here?
- Yep.Copy !req
161. - Yeah, that's it. I think I had a class with you.
- Oh, yeah. What class?Copy !req
162. - History.
- Maybe.Copy !req
163. Yes, I think that's what it was.Copy !req
164. You don't necessarily-
may not remember me. I like it here.Copy !req
165. It doesn't mean 'cause I go here,
I'm a genius. I am smart.Copy !req
166. Hey.Copy !req
167. - Hey, how's it goin'? How are ya?
- Good. How ya doin'?Copy !req
168. What class did you say that was?Copy !req
169. - History.
- Yeah.Copy !req
170. Just history?
It must have been a survey course then.Copy !req
171. - Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
- Right.Copy !req
172. You should check it out.
It's a good course. It'd be a good class.Copy !req
173. - How'd you like that course?
- You know, frankly...Copy !req
174. - I found that class rather elementary.
- Elementary.Copy !req
175. - I don't doubt that it was.
- Yeah.Copy !req
176. I remember that class.Copy !req
177. It was just between recess and lunch.Copy !req
178. Clark, why don't you go away?Copy !req
179. - Why don't you relax?
- Why don't you go away?Copy !req
180. - I'm just havin' fun with my new friend.
- Are we gonna have a problem?Copy !req
181. No, no, no. There's no problem here.Copy !req
182. I was just hoping you might
give me some insight into the evolution...Copy !req
183. of the market economy
in the southern colonies.Copy !req
184. My contention is that prior to the
Revolutionary War, the economic modalities...Copy !req
185. especially in the southern colonies...Copy !req
186. could most aptly be characterized as...Copy !req
187. - agrarian precapitalist.
- Let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
188. Of course that's your contention.
You're a first-year grad student.Copy !req
189. You just got finished readin' some
Marxian historian- Pete Garrison, probably...Copy !req
190. You're gonna be convinced of that till
next month when you get to James Lemon.Copy !req
191. Then you're gonna be talkin' about now the
economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania...Copy !req
192. were entrepreneurial
and capitalist way back in 1740.Copy !req
193. That's gonna last until next year.
You're gonna be regurgitatin' Gordon Wood...Copy !req
194. talkin' about, you know,
the prerevolutionary utopia...Copy !req
195. and the capital-forming effects
of military mobilization.Copy !req
196. As a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood
drastically underestimates the impact of...Copy !req
197. Wood drastically underestimates
the impact of social distinctions...Copy !req
198. predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth?Copy !req
199. You got that from Vickers'
Work in Essex County Page 98, right?Copy !req
200. I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize
the whole thing for us?Copy !req
201. Do you have any thoughts
of your own on this matter?Copy !req
202. Or is that your thing? You come into a bar.
You read some obscure passage.Copy !req
203. Then pretend- Pawn it off as your own...Copy !req
204. As your own idea just to impress some girls?
Embarrass my friend?Copy !req
205. See, the sad thing
about a guy like you is, in 50 years...Copy !req
206. you're gonna stall doin'
some thinkin' on your own.Copy !req
207. You're gonna come up with the fact that
there are two certainties in life.Copy !req
208. Don't do that.Copy !req
209. And two: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckin' education...Copy !req
210. you could've got for $1.50 in late charges
at the public library.Copy !req
211. Yeah, but I will have a degree...Copy !req
212. and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a
drive through on our way to a skiing trip.Copy !req
213. Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal.Copy !req
214. If you have a problem with that, we could
step outside. We could figure it out.Copy !req
215. No, man, there's no problem. It's cool.Copy !req
216. - It's cool?
- Yeah.Copy !req
217. - Cool.
- Damn right, it's cool.Copy !req
218. How do you like me now?Copy !req
219. My boy's wicked smart.Copy !req
220. You spend three minutes in this fuckin'
place, you run into a barney, huh?Copy !req
221. There it is.Copy !req
222. - Nice to meet you.
- They were fine, man.Copy !req
223. I was gonna close the deal,
but then Chuck- Billy insulted one of'em...Copy !req
224. The heavyset girl said I had a receding
hairline, and I was a few pounds overweight.Copy !req
225. And I was, like, “Go fuck yourself.”Copy !req
226. I swallowed a bug.Copy !req
227. Hi.Copy !req
228. - You're an idiot.
- What?Copy !req
229. You're an idiot. I've been sitting
over there for 45 minutes...Copy !req
230. waiting for you to come and talk to me.Copy !req
231. But I'm tired now, and I have to go home.Copy !req
232. I couldn't sit there any more
waiting for you.Copy !req
233. - I'm Will.
- Skylar.Copy !req
234. - Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way...Copy !req
235. that guy over there- Michael Bolton clone...Copy !req
236. He wasn't sitting with us, so to speak.Copy !req
237. - I know. I kinda got that impression.
- Good. Okay.Copy !req
238. Well, I've got to go.Copy !req
239. Gotta get up early and waste some more
money on my overpriced education.Copy !req
240. - No, I didn't mean you.
- That's all right.Copy !req
241. There's my number.
Maybe we can go out for coffee sometime.Copy !req
242. All right, yeah. Maybe we could just
get together and eat a bunch of caramels.Copy !req
243. - What do you mean?
- When you think about it...Copy !req
244. - it's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
245. Right, then.Copy !req
246. Oh, come on. You're kidding.Copy !req
247. Yo!Copy !req
248. - Fuck you, bitch!
- Fuck you.Copy !req
249. There goes them fuckin' barneys
right now with his skiin' trip.Copy !req
250. - Hold up.
- We should've beat that old bitch's ass.Copy !req
251. Do you like apples?Copy !req
252. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
253. I got her number!
How do you like them apples?Copy !req
254. Excuse me?
Is this the Buildings and Grounds office?Copy !req
255. Yeah. What can I do for you?Copy !req
256. I just need the name
of a student who works here.Copy !req
257. - No students work for me.
- Could you please check?Copy !req
258. I have this guy who works in my building.Copy !req
259. - He's about this high.
- Which one is your building?Copy !req
260. - Two.
- Two. Building two.Copy !req
261. - If anything was stolen, I should know.
- No, it's nothing like that.Copy !req
262. I just need his name.Copy !req
263. I can't give you his name
unless you have a complaint.Copy !req
264. - This is Professor Lambeau.
- And this is Professor Hayes.Copy !req
265. Tom, please.Copy !req
266. This is important. Please.Copy !req
267. Willy didn't show for work today.Copy !req
268. Got this job through his P.O.
You can call him.Copy !req
269. - P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.Copy !req
270. Thank you.Copy !req
271. Asshole.Copy !req
272. There is a lengthy legal precedent,
Your Honor, going back to 1789...Copy !req
273. whereby a defendant can claim self-defense
against an agent of the government...Copy !req
274. if that act is deemed a defense against
tyranny, a defense of liberty.Copy !req
275. Your Honor, Henry Ward Beecher in Proverbs
from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887, said...Copy !req
276. 1887?Copy !req
277. - Excuse me.
- This is the 20th century.Copy !req
278. He's gonna make a mockery.Copy !req
279. I am afforded the right to
speak in my own defense, sir...Copy !req
280. by the Constitution of the United States.Copy !req
281. - Don't tell me about the Constitution.
- This guarantees my liberty.Copy !req
282. “Liberty, ” in case you've forgotten,
is a soul's right to breathe.Copy !req
283. When it cannot take along breath,
laws are girded too tight.Copy !req
284. - Without liberty, man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?Copy !req
285. - Ibid., Your Honor.
- Son, my turn.Copy !req
286. I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now
lookin' over this rap sheet of yours.Copy !req
287. I just can't believe it.
June '93, assault.Copy !req
288. September '93, assault.Copy !req
289. Grand theft auto, February of '94.Copy !req
290. Where, apparently, you defended yourself
and had the case thrown out by citing...Copy !req
291. “free property rights
of horse and carriage” from 1798.Copy !req
292. anuary '95,
impersonating an officer.Copy !req
293. Mayhem, theft, resisting. All overturned.Copy !req
294. I'm also aware that you've been
through several foster homes.Copy !req
295. The state removed you from three
because of serious physical abuse.Copy !req
296. Another judge might care,
but you hit a cop. You're going in.Copy !req
297. Motion to dismiss is denied. $50,000 bail.Copy !req
298. Thank you.Copy !req
299. Court arise.Copy !req
300. - Hello?
- Skylar?Copy !req
301. - Yep.
- Hey it's Will!Copy !req
302. - Who?
- It's Will!Copy !req
303. The really funny, good-looking guy
you met at the bar the other night.Copy !req
304. I don't recall meeting anyone who matches
that description. I think I'd remember.Copy !req
305. All right, you got me.
It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser...Copy !req
306. who got hammered
and wouldn't leave you alone all night.Copy !req
307. Oh, Will! I remember.Copy !req
308. How are you?
I was wondering if you'd call me.Copy !req
309. - Yeah, look, I was wondering-
- Yo, what's up, baby?Copy !req
310. - Hold on one second.
- What you doing? Want some of my ass?Copy !req
311. Herve, I remember you from juvi.Copy !req
312. - How you doing?
- What you doing?Copy !req
313. Oh, yeah, sorry about thatCopy !req
314. I was wonderin' maybe
we could get together sometime this week.Copy !req
315. Sit out at a café
Maybe have some caramels.Copy !req
316. That sounds wonderful.Copy !req
317. - Yeah?
- Yeah, sure. Where are you?Copy !req
318. Actually, this is just
a shot in the dark...Copy !req
319. but there's no chance
that you're pre-law, is there?Copy !req
320. - Have a seat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
321. Nice talking to ya.Copy !req
322. What the fuck do you want?Copy !req
323. I'm Gerald Lambeau.Copy !req
324. The professor you told to fuck himself.Copy !req
325. What the fuck do you want?Copy !req
326. I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed
to release you under my supervision.Copy !req
327. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
328. - Under two conditions.
- What are those?Copy !req
329. First condition is
that you meet with me every week.Copy !req
330. - What for?
- Go over the proof you're working on...Copy !req
331. get into some more advanced...Copy !req
332. combinatorial mathematics...Copy !req
333. finite math.Copy !req
334. Sounds like a real hoot.Copy !req
335. And the second condition is
that you see a therapist.Copy !req
336. I'm responsible to submit reports
on those meetings.Copy !req
337. If you fail to meet with any of those
conditions, you will have to serve time.Copy !req
338. I'll do the math, but I'm not gonna
meet with any fuckin' therapist.Copy !req
339. It's better than spending that time
in jail, isn't it?Copy !req
340. I read your book, and “Mlike”
was havin' the same problems...Copy !req
341. that “Chad, ” the stockbroker, was havin'.Copy !req
342. Absolutely right.
Right on the button. Good for you, Will.Copy !req
343. - Very nice.
- Thank you.Copy !req
344. Will, the pressures-
And I'm not judging them.Copy !req
345. I'm not labeling them...Copy !req
346. But they are destroying your potential.Copy !req
347. No more shenanigans.
No more tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo.Copy !req
348. You're right. God, I know.Copy !req
349. You're not gonna get off that easily.
Come on, Will. A bit more.Copy !req
350. - Well, I do do things, you know?
- What kind of things?Copy !req
351. I do things that-
I hide from people.Copy !req
352. - You hide, do you?
- No, no. I go places. I interact.Copy !req
353. - Really? What sort of places?
- Just certain clubs.Copy !req
354. More. That's nice. Yes.
What sort of clubs?Copy !req
355. Like, like Fantasy.Copy !req
356. Fantasy. That's nice. A bit more.Copy !req
357. It's something like when you get in there,
the music owns you.Copy !req
358. It's like that house music.
It's like...Copy !req
359. - You start dancin'.
- Boom, boom, boom. Yes.Copy !req
360. It's just...Copy !req
361. Yes.Copy !req
362. Do you find it hard to hide
the fact that you're gay?Copy !req
363. What are you talking about? What?Copy !req
364. Look, buddy, two seconds ago,
you were ready to give me a jump.Copy !req
365. A jump? Are you...Copy !req
366. I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you.Copy !req
367. I don't have a problem with it.
I don't care if you putt from the rough.Copy !req
368. What? Putting from the rough?
What on earth are you talking about?Copy !req
369. A difficult theorem
can be like a symphony.Copy !req
370. It's very erotic.Copy !req
371. You go somewhere else.
I can't handle this.Copy !req
372. - Wow.
- Thank you, Henry.Copy !req
373. - Henry.
- Hi, Gerry.Copy !req
374. You know something?
I can't do this pro bono work any more.Copy !req
375. - It's not worth it.
- What happened?Copy !req
376. I'm going on national
television next week.Copy !req
377. I haven't got time to tell you, much less
talk to that raving looney in there.Copy !req
378. An absolute lunatic, he is.Copy !req
379. Okay, you are in your bed, Will.Copy !req
380. Now, how old are you?Copy !req
381. Seven.Copy !req
382. What do you see?Copy !req
383. Something's in my room.Copy !req
384. What is it?Copy !req
385. It's a figure.
It's hoverin' over me.Copy !req
386. You are in a safe place, Will.Copy !req
387. It's touchin' me.Copy !req
388. Where is it touching you?Copy !req
389. It's touching me down there...Copy !req
390. and I'm nervous.Copy !req
391. You don't have to be nervous, Will.Copy !req
392. We start dancin' and dancin'.Copy !req
393. It's just beautiful...Copy !req
394. 'cause we can make...Copy !req
395. a lot of love before the sun goes down.Copy !req
396. Skyrockets in flight.Copy !req
397. Afternoon delight.Copy !req
398. - Hey, hey, hey Afternoon delight.
- Jesus.Copy !req
399. Skyrockets in flight
Da-da-da-da.Copy !req
400. - I'm sorry, Rich.
- I have better things to do with my time.Copy !req
401. Hey, hey Afternoon delight
Come on! One dance!Copy !req
402. You really hypnotized me, you know?Copy !req
403. - For God's sake, Will.
- What? Oh, come on. He left.Copy !req
404. - You can't pin that on me.
- I told you to cooperate with these people.Copy !req
405. - Look into my eyes.
- Get out, Will.Copy !req
406. I don't need therapy.Copy !req
407. That's enough. Get out!Copy !req
408. - I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see-
- What's the use?Copy !req
409. What do you want to do?Copy !req
410. - There is someone.
- Who is he?Copy !req
411. He used to be my roommate
in college.Copy !req
412. Trust. Very important in a relationship.Copy !req
413. It's also very important
in a clinical situation.Copy !req
414. Why is trust the most important thing...Copy !req
415. in making a breakthrough with a client?Copy !req
416. Maureen, stop the oral fixation
for a moment and join us.Copy !req
417. Because...Copy !req
418. Trust is- Trust is life.Copy !req
419. Wow. That's very deep. Thank you, Vinnie.Copy !req
420. Next time, get the notes
from your brother.Copy !req
421. If a patient doesn't feel safe enough to trust
you, then they won't be honest with you.Copy !req
422. Then there's really no point
for them being in therapy.Copy !req
423. Hey, if they don't trust you, you're
never gonna get them to sleep with you.Copy !req
424. That should be the goal of any good therapist.
Nail 'em while they're vulnerable.Copy !req
425. That's my motto.Copy !req
426. Oh, good, everyone's back.
Welcome back, everybody.Copy !req
427. - Hello, Sean.
- Hey, Gerry.Copy !req
428. Ladies and gentlemen,
we are in the presence of greatness.Copy !req
429. Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal
winner for combinatorial mathematics.Copy !req
430. - Hello.
- Anyone know what the Field's medal is?Copy !req
431. It's a really big deal.
It's like the Nobel prize for math.Copy !req
432. Except they only give it out
once every four years. It's a great thing.Copy !req
433. It's an amazing honor.
Okay, everybody, that's it for today.Copy !req
434. Thanks. We'll see you Monday.
We'll be talking about Freud.Copy !req
435. Why he did enough cocaine
to kill a small horse. Thank you.Copy !req
436. - How are you?
- It's good to see you.Copy !req
437. Good to see you.Copy !req
438. - Sean, I think I got something interesting for ya.
- Yeah?Copy !req
439. What, you have to have blood and urine?
What's up?Copy !req
440. Why didn't you come to the reunion?Copy !req
441. You know, I've been busy.Copy !req
442. - You were missed.
- Really?Copy !req
443. So how long has it been
since we've seen each other?Copy !req
444. - Before Nancy died.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
445. I was in Paris.
It was that damn conference.Copy !req
446. I got your card. It was nice.Copy !req
447. - Come here.
- Now that's a good takedown.Copy !req
448. Hey, what happened?
Did you get leniency or what?Copy !req
449. I got probation
and then counseling two days a week.Copy !req
450. Joke. You're a smoothie.
Come on, Morgan! Just submit!Copy !req
451. Hey, Bill, just get off him.
We're gonna miss the game.Copy !req
452. - I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy.
- Sean.Copy !req
453. This boy is incredible.
I've never seen anything like him.Copy !req
454. What makes him so incredible, Gerry?Copy !req
455. - You ever heard of Ramanujan?
- Yeah, yeah. No.Copy !req
456. It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago.
He was Indian.Copy !req
457. - Dots, not feathers.
- Not feathers. Yeah.Copy !req
458. He lived in this tiny hut
somewhere in India.Copy !req
459. He had no formal education.Copy !req
460. - He had no access to any scientific work.
- Coffee?Copy !req
461. - You, sir?
- Just a little.Copy !req
462. - But he came across this old math book...
- Thanks.Copy !req
463. And from this simple text,
he was able to extrapolate theories...Copy !req
464. that had baffled mathematicians for years.Copy !req
465. Yes. Continued fractions. He wrote...Copy !req
466. - He mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge.
- Yeah, Cambridge. Yeah.Copy !req
467. And Hardy immediately recognized
the brilliance of his work...Copy !req
468. and brought him over to England,
and then they worked together for years...Copy !req
469. creating some of the most
exciting math theory ever done.Copy !req
470. This Ramanujan,
his genius was unparalleled, Sean.Copy !req
471. This boy's just like that.Copy !req
472. But he's a bit defensive.Copy !req
473. I need someone who can get through to him.Copy !req
474. - Like me?
- Yeah, like you.Copy !req
475. - Why?
- Because you have the same kind of background.Copy !req
476. - What background?
- You're from the same neighborhood.Copy !req
477. - He's from Southie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
478. Boy genius from Southie.Copy !req
479. - How many shrinks you go to before me?
- Five.Copy !req
480. - Let me guess. Barry? Henry? Not Rick?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
481. Sean, please, just meet
with him once a week.Copy !req
482. Please?Copy !req
483. It's a poker game with this kid.
Don't let him know what you've got.Copy !req
484. He probably even read your book,
if he could find it.Copy !req
485. It's gonna be hard for him to find.Copy !req
486. - Hi, Will.
- Hi.Copy !req
487. This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.Copy !req
488. How are ya?Copy !req
489. - Yeah. Let's get started.
- Yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
490. I'm pumped. Let's let the healing begin.Copy !req
491. - Would you excuse us?
- Yeah, please, Tom.Copy !req
492. You, too, Gerry.Copy !req
493. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
494. How are you?Copy !req
495. Where you from in Southie?Copy !req
496. - I like what you've done with the place.
- Thanks.Copy !req
497. Do you buy all these books retail...Copy !req
498. or do you send away for, like, a “shrink kit”
that comes with all these volumes included?Copy !req
499. - Do you like books?
- Yeah.Copy !req
500. - Did you read any of these books?
- I don't know.Copy !req
501. - How about any of these books?
- Probably not.Copy !req
502. What about the ones on the top shelf?
You read those?Copy !req
503. - Yeah, I read those.
- Good for you. What do you think about 'em?Copy !req
504. I'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
They're your books. Why don't you read 'em?Copy !req
505. I did. I had to.Copy !req
506. - Must've taken you a long time.
- Yeah, it did.Copy !req
507. United States of America:
A Complete History, Volume I.Copy !req
508. Jesus. If you wanna read
a real history book...Copy !req
509. read Howard Zion's A People's History
of the United State.Copy !req
510. That book'll fuckin'
knock you on your ass.Copy !req
511. Better than Chomsky's
Manufacturing Consent?Copy !req
512. - Do you think that's a good book?
- You fuckin' people baffle me.Copy !req
513. You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books.
You surround yourselves with 'em.Copy !req
514. - They're the wrong fuckin' books.
- What are the right fuckin' books, Will?Copy !req
515. - Whatever blows your hair back.
- Yeah. Haven't got much hair left.Copy !req
516. Hey, you know you'd be better off
shoving that cigarette up your ass.Copy !req
517. - It'd probably be healthier for you.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
518. - It really gets in the way of my yoga.
- You work out, huh?Copy !req
519. - What, you lift?
- Yeah.Copy !req
520. - Nautilus?
- No, free weights.Copy !req
521. - Really? Free weights, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, big time.Copy !req
522. - Yeah?
- Just like that.Copy !req
523. - What do you bench?
- 285. What do you bench?Copy !req
524. You paint that?Copy !req
525. Yeah. Do you paint?Copy !req
526. - Do you sculpt?
- NO.Copy !req
527. Do you like art?Copy !req
528. - Do you like music?
- This is a real piece of shit.Copy !req
529. Oh, tell me what you really think.Copy !req
530. Just the linear and impressionistic mix
makes a very muddled composition.Copy !req
531. It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except
you got Whitey rowin' the boat there.Copy !req
532. It's art, Monet.
It wasn't very good.Copy !req
533. - That's not really what concerns me though.
- What concerns you?Copy !req
534. - Just the coloring.
- You know what the real bitch of it is?Copy !req
535. It's paint-by-number.Copy !req
536. Is it color-by-number?
Because the colors are fascinating to me.Copy !req
537. - Aren't they really?
- You bet.Copy !req
538. I think you're about one step away from
cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.Copy !req
539. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
540. Think I should move to the south
of France, change my name to “Vincent”?Copy !req
541. You ever heard the sayin',
“any port in a storm”?Copy !req
542. Yeah.Copy !req
543. - Yeah, maybe that means you.
- In what way?Copy !req
544. Maybe you're in the middle of a storm,
a big fuckin' storm.Copy !req
545. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
546. The sky's fallin' on your head.
The waves are crashin' over your little boat.Copy !req
547. The oars are about to snap.Copy !req
548. You just piss in your pants.
You're cryin' for the harbor.Copy !req
549. So maybe you do
what you gotta do to get out.Copy !req
550. Maybe you became a psychologist.Copy !req
551. Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now.
You start with me. Come on.Copy !req
552. - Maybe you married the wrong woman.
- Maybe you should watch your mouth!Copy !req
553. Watch it right there, chief, all right?Copy !req
554. That's it, isn't it?Copy !req
555. You married the wrong woman.Copy !req
556. What happened? What, did she leave you?Copy !req
557. Was she banging some other guy?Copy !req
558. If you ever disrespect my wife again,
I will end you.Copy !req
559. I will fuckin' end you.Copy !req
560. Got that, chief?Copy !req
561. Time's up.Copy !req
562. Yeah.Copy !req
563. At ease, gentlemen.Copy !req
564. You okay?Copy !req
565. Look, I'll understand
if you don't wanna meet with him again.Copy !req
566. Thursday, 4:00. Make sure the kid's here.Copy !req
567. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
568. You look lovely in those glasses.Copy !req
569. - Thank you very much.
- They're just beautiful.Copy !req
570. - Yes, I always wanted dark blue eye shadow.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
571. Growing up in England,
I went to a very nice school.Copy !req
572. You know, it was kind of progressive,
organic, do-it-yourself, private school.Copy !req
573. Then Harvard. Hopefully med school.Copy !req
574. I figured out, at the end...Copy !req
575. my brain's gonna be worth $250,000.Copy !req
576. That sounded horrible, didn't it?Copy !req
577. Bring me another mai tai!Copy !req
578. Nah, that's cool.
I bet your parents were happy to pay.Copy !req
579. No, I was happy to pay.
I inherited the money.Copy !req
580. Wow. Is Harvard gettin' all that money?Copy !req
581. No, Stanford.
I'm going there in June when I graduate.Copy !req
582. All right, so you just wanted
to use this sailor and then run away, huh?Copy !req
583. I was gonna experiment on you
for anatomy class first, obviously.Copy !req
584. In that case, that's fine.Copy !req
585. - Hey, you wanna see my magic trick, Skylar?
- Of course.Copy !req
586. All right. Promise to...Copy !req
587. All right.Copy !req
588. - This one's for you, Rudolph.
- Wait, wait. You need my wand.Copy !req
589. All right, give me a hit.
Thank you. All right.Copy !req
590. I'm gonna make
all these caramels disappear.Copy !req
591. You ready? Ready.Copy !req
592. One, two, three.Copy !req
593. They're all gone.Copy !req
594. That was my-
It works better when I have my rabbit.Copy !req
595. Well...Copy !req
596. I don't really date, you know, that much.Copy !req
597. How very unfortunate... I think for me.Copy !req
598. You know what I mean?
I know you've been thinking about it.Copy !req
599. - Oh, no, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.Copy !req
600. - No, I really haven't.
- Yes, you have.Copy !req
601. You were hoping
to get a good night kiss.Copy !req
602. No, you know, I tell ya,
I was hopin' to get a good night lay.Copy !req
603. But I'll settle for a kiss, you know?Copy !req
604. - How very noble of you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
605. No, I was hopin' for a kiss.Copy !req
606. I think we should
just get it out of the way now.Copy !req
607. - Right now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
608. Come on.Copy !req
609. I think I got some of your pickle.Copy !req
610. You again, huh?Copy !req
611. Come with me.Copy !req
612. So what's this?
A Taster's Choice moment between guys?Copy !req
613. This is really nice. You got a thing
for swans? Is this a fetish?Copy !req
614. Is it something maybe
we need to devote some time to?Copy !req
615. Thought about what you said
to me the other day. About my painting.Copy !req
616. Stayed up half the night
thinking about it.Copy !req
617. Something occurred to me.Copy !req
618. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and
haven't thought about you since.Copy !req
619. - You know what occurred to me?
- NO.Copy !req
620. You're just a kid. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
621. - Why, thank you.
- It's all right.Copy !req
622. You've never been out of Boston.Copy !req
623. Nope.Copy !req
624. So if I asked you about art,
you'd probably give me the skinny...Copy !req
625. on every art book ever written.Copy !req
626. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him.Copy !req
627. Life's work, political aspirations.
Him and the pope.Copy !req
628. Sexual orientation.
The whole works, right?Copy !req
629. I'll bet you can't tell me
what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.Copy !req
630. You never actually stood there
and looked up at that beautiful ceiling.Copy !req
631. Seen that.Copy !req
632. If I ask you about women...Copy !req
633. you'll probably give me a syllabus of
your personal favorites.Copy !req
634. You may have even been laid a few times.Copy !req
635. But you can't tell me what it feels like
to wake up next to a woman...Copy !req
636. and feel truly happy.Copy !req
637. You're a tough kid.Copy !req
638. I ask you about war, you'd probably throw
Shakespeare at me, right?Copy !req
639. “Once more into the breach, dear friends.”.Copy !req
640. But you've never been near one.Copy !req
641. You've never held
your best friend's head in your lap...Copy !req
642. and watch him gasp
his last breath lookin' to you for help.Copy !req
643. If I asked you about love,
you'd probably quote me a Sonnet...Copy !req
644. but you've never looked
at a woman and been totally vulnerable.Copy !req
645. Known someone that could
level you with her eyes.Copy !req
646. Feelin' like God put
an angel on Earth just for you...Copy !req
647. who could rescue you
from the depths of hell.Copy !req
648. And you wouldn't know
what it's like to be her angel...Copy !req
649. to have that love for her
be there forever.Copy !req
650. Through anything. Through cancer.Copy !req
651. And you wouldn't know about sleepin'
sittin' up in a hospital room...Copy !req
652. for two months, holding her hand...Copy !req
653. because the doctors
could see in your eyes...Copy !req
654. that the terms “visiting hours”
don't apply to you.Copy !req
655. You don't know about real loss...Copy !req
656. 'cause that only occurs when you love
something more than you love yourself.Copy !req
657. I doubt you've ever dared
to love anybody that much.Copy !req
658. I look at you,
I don't see an intelligent, confident man.Copy !req
659. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.Copy !req
660. But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.Copy !req
661. No one could possibly understand
the depths of you.Copy !req
662. But you presumed to know everything about
me because you saw a painting of mine.Copy !req
663. You ripped my fuckin' life apart.Copy !req
664. You're an orphan, right?Copy !req
665. Do you think I'd know the first thing
about how hard your life has been...Copy !req
666. how you feel, who you are...Copy !req
667. because I read Oliver Twist?Copy !req
668. Does that encapsulate you?Copy !req
669. Personally, I don't give a shit
about all that, because...Copy !req
670. You know what?
I can't learn anything from you...Copy !req
671. I can't read in some fuckin' book.Copy !req
672. Unless you wanna talk about you...Copy !req
673. who you are.Copy !req
674. And I'm fascinated. I'm in.Copy !req
675. But you don't wanna do that,
do you, sport?Copy !req
676. You're terrified of what you might say.Copy !req
677. Your move, chief.Copy !req
678. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
679. Hello?Copy !req
680. Professor Valenti,
are you calling me again?Copy !req
681. Freak.Copy !req
682. - Oh, fuck.
- Christ, who did you call?Copy !req
683. - No one. I forgot the number.
- You fuckin' retarded?Copy !req
684. You went all the way out there in the rain,
and you didn't bring the number?Copy !req
685. No, it was your mother's 900 number.
I just ran out of quarters.Copy !req
686. Why don't we get off our mothers?
I just got off yours.Copy !req
687. That's pretty funny, Morgan.Copy !req
688. That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch.Copy !req
689. - Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.Copy !req
690. - Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.Copy !req
691. Keep fuckin' with me.Copy !req
692. No smoking.Copy !req
693. What do you mean, he didn't talk?
You were in there for an hour.Copy !req
694. He just sat there counting the seconds
until the session was over.Copy !req
695. - Pretty impressive, actually.
- Why would he do that?Copy !req
696. To prove to me he doesn't have to
talk to me if he doesn't want to.Copy !req
697. What is this? Some kind of staring contest
between two kids from the old neighborhood?Copy !req
698. Yeah, it is, and I can't talk first.Copy !req
699. We know your theory, Alexander, but the
boy's found a simple geometrical picture.Copy !req
700. - A tree structure won't work.
- Look now. He's joining the two vertices.Copy !req
701. But I can do the sum.Copy !req
702. - It's how you group the terms, Alexander.
- But, Gerry.Copy !req
703. If we do the whole thing this way, then...Copy !req
704. Hey, look, look.Copy !req
705. I wrote it down. It's simpler this way.Copy !req
706. Sometimes people get lucky.Copy !req
707. You're a brilliant man.Copy !req
708. You know, I was on this plane once...Copy !req
709. and I'm sittin' there, and...Copy !req
710. the captain gets on,
he does his whole, you know...Copy !req
711. “We'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet, ” but
then he puts the mike down.Copy !req
712. He forgets to turn it off.Copy !req
713. So he turns to the copilot. He's, like...Copy !req
714. “You know, all I could use right now is
a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee.”.Copy !req
715. So the stewardess fuckin' goes
bombin' up from the back of the plane...Copy !req
716. to tell him the microphone's still on.Copy !req
717. This guy in the back of the plane's like,
“Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee.”.Copy !req
718. You ever been on a plane?Copy !req
719. No, but it's a fucking joke. It works
better if I tell it in the first person.Copy !req
720. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
721. I have been laid, you know?Copy !req
722. Really? Good for you.Copy !req
723. - Big time, big time.
- Big time, huh?Copy !req
724. I went on a date last week.Copy !req
725. - How'd it go?
- It was good.Copy !req
726. - Goin' out again?
- I don't know.Copy !req
727. - Why not?
- Haven't called her.Copy !req
728. - Christ, you're an amateur.
- I know what I'm doin'.Copy !req
729. Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doin'.Copy !req
730. Yeah, but this girl was, like,
you know, beautiful.Copy !req
731. She's smart. She's fun. She's different
from most of the girls I've been with.Copy !req
732. - So call her up, Romeo.
- Why? So I can realize she's not that smart?Copy !req
733. That she's fuckin' boring?
I mean, you don't...Copy !req
734. This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect right now.
I don't wanna ruin that.Copy !req
735. Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.Copy !req
736. But I think that's a
super philosophy, Will.Copy !req
737. That way, you can go through your entire life
without ever having to really know anybody.Copy !req
738. My wife used to fart when she was nervous.Copy !req
739. She had all sorts
of wonderful idiosyncrasies.Copy !req
740. You know, she used to fart in her sleep.Copy !req
741. Just thought I'd share that with you.Copy !req
742. One night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.Copy !req
743. She woke up and gone, like,
“Was that you?”Copy !req
744. I said, “Yeah.” I didn't have the heart
to tell her. Oh, God.Copy !req
745. - She woke herself up?
- Yes.Copy !req
746. Oh, Christ. But, Will, she's been dead
two years, and that's the shit I remember.Copy !req
747. It's wonderful stuff, you know?
Little things like that.Copy !req
748. Yeah, but those are the things
I miss the most.Copy !req
749. Those little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.Copy !req
750. That's what made her my wife.Copy !req
751. Boy, and she had the goods on me too.
She knew all my little peccadillos.Copy !req
752. People call these things “imperfections, ”
but they're not.Copy !req
753. That's the good stuff.Copy !req
754. And then we get to choose who we let into
our weird little worlds.Copy !req
755. You're not perfect, sport.Copy !req
756. And let me save you the suspense.Copy !req
757. This girl you met,
she isn't perfect either.Copy !req
758. But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.Copy !req
759. That's the whole deal.
That's what intimacy is all about.Copy !req
760. Now you can know
everything in the world, sport...Copy !req
761. but the only way you're findin' out
that one is by givin' it a shot.Copy !req
762. You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.Copy !req
763. Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.Copy !req
764. Yeah, why not?Copy !req
765. You told me every other fuckin' thing.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
766. Fuckin' talk more than
any shrink I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
767. I teach the shit.
I didn't say I knew how to do it.Copy !req
768. Yeah.Copy !req
769. - You ever think about gettin' remarried?
- My wife's dead.Copy !req
770. - Hence the word “remarried.”
- She's dead.Copy !req
771. Yeah, well, I think
that's a super philosophy, Sean.Copy !req
772. That way, you can actually go
through the rest of your life...Copy !req
773. without ever really knowing anybody.Copy !req
774. Time's up.Copy !req
775. - Hold it open.
- Okay.Copy !req
776. Thanks.Copy !req
777. Lads am happy with youCopy !req
778. I know I'm about to love you.Copy !req
779. Yeah, yeah, yeah You know him.Copy !req
780. Oh, my you made me...Copy !req
781. “G” minor seventh. Saddest of all chords.Copy !req
782. - Hello.
- Hey.Copy !req
783. - Where have you been?
- I'm sorry. I've been really busy, and...Copy !req
784. - But-
- Me too.Copy !req
785. Yeah. I thought you'd call.Copy !req
786. Yeah.Copy !req
787. - We had a really good time.
- I had a really good time too.Copy !req
788. I mean, I just...Copy !req
789. I'm sorry, you know. I blew it.Copy !req
790. No. No, it's all right.Copy !req
791. Yeah, so, I was wonderin' if...Copy !req
792. if you know, you'd give me
another crack at it.Copy !req
793. Let me take you out again.Copy !req
794. - I can't.
- All right.Copy !req
795. Oh, no, I didn't mean I can't, like, ever.Copy !req
796. I just can't right now.Copy !req
797. I've got to assign
the proton spectrum for “ebogamine.”.Copy !req
798. Although it sounds really, really interesting.
It's actually fantastically boring.Copy !req
799. - All right.
- Maybe some other time.Copy !req
800. - Like tomorrow?
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
801. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
802. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
803. What are you doing here?Copy !req
804. I couldn't wait till tomorrow.Copy !req
805. Where the fuck did you get this?Copy !req
806. I had to sleep with someone in your class.Copy !req
807. I hope it was the one with the open-toed
sandals and the really bad breath.Copy !req
808. - Come on. Let's go have some fun.
- No, I've got to learn this.Copy !req
809. You're not going into
surgery tomorrow, are you?Copy !req
810. - No.
- Let's go.Copy !req
811. Oh, my God! My dog is winning!Copy !req
812. Come on, Misty!Copy !req
813. Come on! Run!
Look at that! Come on!Copy !req
814. Look, there he goes. Misty, run! Come on!Copy !req
815. - We won.
- He totally won.Copy !req
816. So did you grow up around here then?Copy !req
817. Not far. South Boston.Copy !req
818. Still glowing from my win.Copy !req
819. Look at you. You're so happy.Copy !req
820. And what was that like then?Copy !req
821. It was normal, I guess. Nothin' special.Copy !req
822. Do you got lots of brothers and sisters?Copy !req
823. - Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?
- That's what I said.Copy !req
824. - Irish Catholic, what do you think?
- Right. That's right.Copy !req
825. - How many?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.Copy !req
826. - Why? Go on. What? Five?
- NO.Copy !req
827. Seven? Eight? How many?Copy !req
828. - I have 12 big brothers.
- You do not!Copy !req
829. No, I swear to God.
I swear to God. I'm lucky 13 right here.Copy !req
830. Do you know all their names?Copy !req
831. Do I- Yeah, they're my brothers.Copy !req
832. What are they called?Copy !req
833. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, joey, Robby, johnny and Brian.Copy !req
834. Say it again.Copy !req
835. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, joey, Robby, johnny and Brian.Copy !req
836. And Willy.Copy !req
837. - Willy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
838. - Will.
- Wow.Copy !req
839. - Do you still see all of them?
- Yeah, they all live in Southie.Copy !req
840. - I'm livin' with three of'em right now.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
841. - Yeah.
- I'd like to meet them.Copy !req
842. Yeah, we'll do that.Copy !req
843. I read your book last night.Copy !req
844. Oh, so you're the one.Copy !req
845. - Do you still counsel veterans?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
846. - Why not?
- I gave it up when my wife got sick.Copy !req
847. You ever wonder what your life
would be like if you never met your wife?Copy !req
848. What? Wonder if I'd be
better off without her?Copy !req
849. - No, no, I'm not saying, like, better off.
- NO.Copy !req
850. - I didn't mean it like that.
- It's all right. It's an important question.Copy !req
851. 'Cause you'll have bad times,
but that'll always wake you up...Copy !req
852. to the good stuff you weren't
paying attention to.Copy !req
853. And you don't regret meetin' your wife?Copy !req
854. Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now?Copy !req
855. I got regrets, Will, but I don't
regret a single day I spent with her.Copy !req
856. So when did you know
that she was the one for you?Copy !req
857. October 21, 1975.Copy !req
858. Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin' day?Copy !req
859. Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six
of the World Series...Copy !req
860. biggest game in Red Sox history?Copy !req
861. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
862. My friends and lads had slept out
all night to get tickets.Copy !req
863. - You got tickets?
- Yep. Day of the game we're was sittin' in a bar...Copy !req
864. waitin' ' for the game to start
and in walks this girl%.Copy !req
865. It was an amazing game though.
Bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up.Copy !req
866. It was 6-6. It went to 12.Copy !req
867. Bottom of the 12th,
in stepped Carlton Fisk, old Pudge.Copy !req
868. Steps up to the plate.
He's got that weird stance.Copy !req
869. - Yeah, yeah.
- And then- Boom! He clocks it, you know.Copy !req
870. High fly ball down the left field line!Copy !req
871. 35,000 people on their feet,
yellin' at the ball.Copy !req
872. But that's nothin', 'cause Fisk, he's
wavin' at the ball like a madman.Copy !req
873. - Yeah, I've seen that.
- “Get over! Get over!Copy !req
874. - Right.
- Get over!”.Copy !req
875. Then it hits the foul pole.
He goes ape-shit and 35,000 fans...Copy !req
876. They charge the field, you know.Copy !req
877. Yeah, and he's fuckin' blowin'
people outta the way.Copy !req
878. “Get outta the way! Get outta the way!”Copy !req
879. I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets
to that fuckin' game!Copy !req
880. - Did you rush the field?
- No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field. I wasn't there.Copy !req
881. What?Copy !req
882. No, I was in a bar, havin'
a drink with my future wife.Copy !req
883. You missed Pudge Fisk's home run to have a
fuckin' drink with some lady you never met?Copy !req
884. Yeah, but you should have seen her.
She was a stunner.Copy !req
885. - I don't care if-
- Oh, no, she lit up the room.Copy !req
886. - I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room.
- Oh, Helen of Troy!Copy !req
887. That's game six! Oh, my God,
and who were these friends of yours?Copy !req
888. - They let you get away with that?
- They had to.Copy !req
889. - What did you say to 'em?
- I just slid my ticket across the table.Copy !req
890. I said, “Sorry, guys.
I gotta see about a girl.”Copy !req
891. - “I gotta go see about a girl”?
- Yes!Copy !req
892. That's what you said?
They let you get away with that?Copy !req
893. Oh, yeah. They saw
in my eyes that I meant it.Copy !req
894. - You're kiddin' me?
- No, I'm not kidding you, Will.Copy !req
895. That's why I'm not talkin' right now about
some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago...Copy !req
896. and how I always regretted not goin' over
and talkin' to her.Copy !req
897. I don't regret the 18 years
I was married to Nancy.Copy !req
898. I don't regret the six years I had to
give up counseling when she got sick...Copy !req
899. and I don't regret the last years
when she got really sick.Copy !req
900. And I sure as hell don't
regret missin' a damn game.Copy !req
901. That's regret.Copy !req
902. Wow!Copy !req
903. Would have been nice
to catch that game though.Copy !req
904. I didn't know Pudge
was gonna hit a home run.Copy !req
905. You know, I'm very, very
useful on the court.Copy !req
906. I'm extremely tall.Copy !req
907. - You're not that tall.
- I dunk.Copy !req
908. Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?Copy !req
909. “It is decidedly so.”.Copy !req
910. Why do we always stay here?Copy !req
911. 'Cause it's nicer than my place.Copy !req
912. Yes, but I've never seen your place.Copy !req
913. I know.Copy !req
914. When am I gonna meet
your friends and your brothers?Copy !req
915. They don't really
come down here that much.Copy !req
916. I think I can make it to South Boston.Copy !req
917. It's kind of a hike.Copy !req
918. Is it me you're hiding from them
or the other way around?Copy !req
919. - All right, we'll go.
- When?Copy !req
920. I don't know. We'll go sometime next week.Copy !req
921. What if I said I would not sleep with you
again until you let me meet your friends?Copy !req
922. I'd say it's 4:30 in the mornin'.
They're probably up.Copy !req
923. Oh, my God. Men are shameless.Copy !req
924. If you're not thinking with your wiener,
then you're acting directly on its behalf.Copy !req
925. You bet. And on behalf of my wiener,
can I get an advance payment?Copy !req
926. I don't know. Let's ask.
“Outlook does not look good.”.Copy !req
927. What?Copy !req
928. Fuck the- Hey, Chuck.
No. Nothing. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
929. “Outlook”? That's the same thing that
told you you was gonna play in the N.B.A.Copy !req
930. Exactly, so look out. You'd better start
buying some season tickets.Copy !req
931. I plan to. I'm tall.
I like wearing shorts.Copy !req
932. Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.Copy !req
933. - You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
934. Maybe I'm all about three points.Copy !req
935. I'm all about home runs.Copy !req
936. Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.Copy !req
937. A leprechaun's got his dick
in the monkey's ass.Copy !req
938. Morgan comes runnin' in,
goin', “I don't mind it. I don't mind-”Copy !req
939. I can't believe you brought Skylar here
when we're fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'.Copy !req
940. I know, Morgan.
It's a real rarity we be all drinkin'.Copy !req
941. My uncle Marty drinks. He'll go on
a bender for six, eight months.Copy !req
942. Did I ever tell ya what happened to him
when he was drivin' and got pulled over?Copy !req
943. - I told you guys, right?
- Marty, yeah.Copy !req
944. Let me tell ya what happened to my
uncle Marty, because you oughta know this.Copy !req
945. He's always tellin' stories. Every time
we come here he's got another story.Copy !req
946. But we all heard this one.
Go ahead. Say it anyway.Copy !req
947. I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.Copy !req
948. My uncle Marty's drivin' home, right?Copy !req
949. Bombed out of his tree, right?
Just hammered out of his gourd. just wrecked.Copy !req
950. This state trooper sees him, pulls him over.
So my uncle's fucked basically.Copy !req
951. Got him out of the car,
tryin' to make him walk the line.Copy !req
952. He gets out of the car, pukes, and the statie's
pretty sure he's over the legal limit.Copy !req
953. So he's about to throw the cuffs on him
and put him in jail.Copy !req
954. All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road,
there's this huge fuckin' boom.Copy !req
955. - Statie gets real spooked. He turns around-
- A gunshot?Copy !req
956. No. You heard this story before.Copy !req
957. Yeah, Morgan, stop. Stop.Copy !req
958. Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
There was an accident.Copy !req
959. Anyway...Copy !req
960. - How could he hear-
- Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
961. - You're drivin' him nuts.
- I'm gonna break your neck. Shut up!Copy !req
962. He told you the story once before.Copy !req
963. So he tells my uncle,
“Stay here. Don't move.”Copy !req
964. Statie goes runnin' down the road to deal
with the other accident.Copy !req
965. After a few minutes of just Lyin'
in his own piss and vomit...Copy !req
966. my uncle starts wonderin'
what he's doin' there.Copy !req
967. Gets up, gets in his car
and just drives home.Copy !req
968. The next mornin'
my uncle's just passed out.Copy !req
969. He hears this knockin' at the door.Copy !req
970. So he goes downstairs,
pulls the door open- “What?”Copy !req
971. it's the state trooper
that pulled him over.Copy !req
972. Statie says, “Fuck you mean, 'What?'.Copy !req
973. You know what. I pulled you over
last night is what, and you took off.”.Copy !req
974. He's like, “I never
seen you before in my life.Copy !req
975. I've been home all night with my kids.
I don't know who the fuck you are.”.Copy !req
976. He's like, “You know who I am.
Let me in your garage.”.Copy !req
977. My uncle's like, “What?” He said,
“You heard me. Let me in your garage.”.Copy !req
978. He was like, “All right. Fine.” Takes him
out to the garage, opens the door.Copy !req
979. And there's- The statie's police cruiser
is in my uncle's garage.Copy !req
980. He was so fuckin'...Copy !req
981. He was so fuckin' hammered
he drove the wrong car home.Copy !req
982. The best part about it is,
the fuckin' state trooper...Copy !req
983. was so embarrassed he didn't do anything.Copy !req
984. He'd been drivin' around all night in
my uncle's Chevelle, lookin' for the house.Copy !req
985. All right, Chuck,
what the fuck is the point of your story?Copy !req
986. He got away. That's the point.Copy !req
987. - Question-
- Come on. Stop.Copy !req
988. - I'm tryin' to clarify somethin'.
- You're embarrassing.Copy !req
989. - It doesn't make any sense.
- It does make sense...Copy !req
990. if you listen to the story
and quit askin' questions.Copy !req
991. Morgan, let's see if you can get this one.
I've got a little story for you.Copy !req
992. All right, there's an old couple in bed,
Mary and Paddie.Copy !req
993. They wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.Copy !req
994. Mary looks over and
gazes adoringly at Paddle.Copy !req
995. She's like, “Oh, Jesus, Paddle.Copy !req
996. You're such a good-looking feller.
I love ya.Copy !req
997. I want to give ya a little present.Copy !req
998. Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goin' to give it to ya.Copy !req
999. What would ya like?”Copy !req
1000. Paddie's like, “Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer.Copy !req
1001. Now, in 50 years,
there's one thing that's been missing...Copy !req
1002. and I would like you
to give me a blow job.Copy !req
1003. I would like one.”
Mary's like, “All right.”.Copy !req
1004. She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in the glass.
She gives him a blow job.Copy !req
1005. Afterwards, Paddie's like, “Yeah, geez,
now that's what I've been missin'.Copy !req
1006. That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!Copy !req
1007. Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!Copy !req
1008. Is there anything that I can do for you?”Copy !req
1009. Mary looks up to him and she goes,
“Give us a kiss.”.Copy !req
1010. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1011. - That's filthy.
- It's not that filthy. I've heard filthier.Copy !req
1012. - Get off of me!
- All right. See you guys later.Copy !req
1013. All right. Take it easy, Bill.Copy !req
1014. So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by.Copy !req
1015. Changed my opinion of Harvard people.Copy !req
1016. You don't want to rush to judgment on
that one, 'cause they're not all like me.Copy !req
1017. I'm sure. It was nice to meet ya.Copy !req
1018. Take it easy. Slowly back away.Copy !req
1019. - Oh, come on. Brother.
- I don't know what you're doin', dude.Copy !req
1020. - You're givin' us a ride.
- What the fuck do I look like to you?Copy !req
1021. - Come on, Chuck.
- You're walkin', bitch. Will's takin' the car.Copy !req
1022. All right, thanks, sucker.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
1023. I don't know what
you're gettin' all serious about.Copy !req
1024. - You're droppin' me off first.
- It's really out of the way.Copy !req
1025. Oh, okay. Just 'cause you don't have to
sleep in your one-room palace tonight...Copy !req
1026. don't start thinkin' you're bad.Copy !req
1027. Hey, wait a minute.
You said we were gonna see your place.Copy !req
1028. - Not tonight.
- Oh, no, not tonight. Not any other night.Copy !req
1029. He knows once you see that shit-hole,
he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.Copy !req
1030. But I wanted to meet your brothers.Copy !req
1031. We're gonna do that another time.Copy !req
1032. All right.Copy !req
1033. Need them keys.Copy !req
1034. The stewardess hears this,
and goes haulin' ass down the aisle.Copy !req
1035. I yell, “Don't forget the coffee.”.Copy !req
1036. Bullshit! You didn't say that.Copy !req
1037. For Christ's sake, Marty, it's a joke.Copy !req
1038. - I know someone that actually happened to.
- A joke.Copy !req
1039. - Gerry.
- Hi.Copy !req
1040. - Have trouble findin' the place?
- No, I took a cab.Copy !req
1041. Timmy, this is Gerry.
We went to college together.Copy !req
1042. How you doin'? Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
1043. - Pleased to meet you.
- Can I get you a beer?Copy !req
1044. No, just a Perrier.Copy !req
1045. That's French for club soda.Copy !req
1046. - Club soda, yeah.
- Couple of sandwiches too.Copy !req
1047. - Sure.
- Put it on my tab.Copy !req
1048. You ever plannin' on payin' your tab?Copy !req
1049. Yeah, chief, got the winning
lottery ticket right here.Copy !req
1050. - What's the jackpot?
- Twelve million.Copy !req
1051. - I don't think that'll cover it.
- It'll cover your sex change operation.Copy !req
1052. - Nuts?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
1053. So, you wanted to talk about Will.Copy !req
1054. - It seems to be going well.
- I think so.Copy !req
1055. Have you talked to him
at all about his future?Copy !req
1056. No, we haven't gotten into that yet.
We're still bangin' away at the past.Copy !req
1057. Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing
off the hook with job offers.Copy !req
1058. - What kind?
- Cutting edge mathematics, think tanks.Copy !req
1059. The kind of place where a mind like Will's
is given free rein.Copy !req
1060. That's great that there are offers, but I
don't really think he's ready for that.Copy !req
1061. I'm not sure you understand, Sean.Copy !req
1062. - What don't I understand?
- Here you go, guys.Copy !req
1063. - Thanks, Tim.
- Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
1064. Just so you don't get sticky fingers.Copy !req
1065. Tim, can you help us?Copy !req
1066. We're tryin' to settle a bet.Copy !req
1067. - Ever heard of Jonas Salk?
- Sure. Cured polio.Copy !req
1068. - Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
- Hey.Copy !req
1069. How about Gerald Lambeau?
Ever heard of him?Copy !req
1070. - NO.
- Thank you, Tim.Copy !req
1071. - So who won the bet?
- I did.Copy !req
1072. This isn't about me, Sean.Copy !req
1073. I'm nothing compared to this young man.Copy !req
1074. You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?Copy !req
1075. In 1905, there were hundreds of professors
renowned for their study of the universe.Copy !req
1076. But it was a 26-year-old
Swiss patent clerk...Copy !req
1077. doing physics in his spare time,
who changed the world.Copy !req
1078. Can you imagine if Einstein
would have given that up...Copy !req
1079. just to get drunk with his buddies
in Vienna every night?Copy !req
1080. We all would have lost something.Copy !req
1081. Tim would never have heard of him.Copy !req
1082. - Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
- No, it isn't, Sean.Copy !req
1083. This boy has that gift.Copy !req
1084. He just hasn't got the direction,
but we can give that to him.Copy !req
1085. Hey, Gerry, in the 19605, there was a young
man graduated from University of Michigan.Copy !req
1086. Did some brilliant work in mathematics.Copy !req
1087. Specifically, bounded harmonic functions.Copy !req
1088. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor.
Showed amazing potential.Copy !req
1089. Then he moved to Montana, and
he blew the competition away.Copy !req
1090. - Yeah, so who was he?
- Ted Kaczynski.Copy !req
1091. Haven't heard of him.Copy !req
1092. - Hey, Timmy!
- Yo!Copy !req
1093. - Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- Unabomber.Copy !req
1094. That's exactly what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1095. - We gotta give this kid direction.
- Yeah...Copy !req
1096. He can contribute to the world,
and we can help him do that.Copy !req
1097. Direction's one thing.
Manipulation's another.Copy !req
1098. - Sean-
- We have to let him find...Copy !req
1099. I'm not sitting at home every night
twisting my mustache and hatching a plan...Copy !req
1100. to ruin this boy's life!Copy !req
1101. I was doing advanced mathematics
when I was 18...Copy !req
1102. and it still took me over 20 years to do
something worthy of a Field's medal.Copy !req
1103. Maybe he doesn't want what you want.Copy !req
1104. There's more to life
than a fuckin' Field's medal.Copy !req
1105. This is too important, Sean,
and it's above personal rivalry.Copy !req
1106. Wait a minute. Let's talk about the boy.Copy !req
1107. Why don't we give him time
to figure out what he wants?Copy !req
1108. That's a wonderful theory, Sean.
It worked wonders for you, didn't it?Copy !req
1109. Yeah, it did, you arrogant fuckin' prick!Copy !req
1110. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
that I came here today.Copy !req
1111. I came here out of courtesy.
I wanted to keep you in the loop.Copy !req
1112. Nice to be in the loop.Copy !req
1113. The boy's in a meeting
right now I set up for him over at McNeil.Copy !req
1114. Will, I'm not exactly sure
what you mean.Copy !req
1115. We've already offered you a position.Copy !req
1116. Nobody in this town works
without a retainer, guys.Copy !req
1117. You think you can find somebody who does,
you have my blessin'.Copy !req
1118. But I think we all know that person is not
gonna represent you as well as I can.Copy !req
1119. Will, our offer is $84,000 a year.Copy !req
1120. Retainer! Retainer.Copy !req
1121. You want us to give you cash right now?Copy !req
1122. Whoa-ho-ho. Easy- Now, I didn't say that.Copy !req
1123. Allegedly, your situation, for you...Copy !req
1124. would be concurrently improved if I had...Copy !req
1125. $200 in my back pocket right now.Copy !req
1126. I don't think I can- Larry?Copy !req
1127. - I've got $73.
- Will you take a check?Copy !req
1128. Let me tell you somethin'. You're suspect.Copy !req
1129. Yeah, you. I don't know
what your reputation is in this town...Copy !req
1130. but after the shit
you tried to pull today...Copy !req
1131. you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.Copy !req
1132. Now, any business we have heretofore...Copy !req
1133. you can speak with
my aforementioned attorney.Copy !req
1134. Good day, gentlemen.Copy !req
1135. And until that day comes,
keep your ear to the grindstone.Copy !req
1136. - How's it goin'?
- Fine.Copy !req
1137. Yeah.Copy !req
1138. Good.Copy !req
1139. - Want some help?
- No!Copy !req
1140. Come on. Give me one little peek, and
we'll go to the batting cages.Copy !req
1141. NO.Copy !req
1142. It is actually important
that I learn this.Copy !req
1143. - It's really important... to me, okay?
- All right.Copy !req
1144. - Why don't we just hang out here all day?
- Yes, why don't we?Copy !req
1145. All right, Mr. Nosey Parker.Copy !req
1146. Seeing as you're intent
on breaking my balls...Copy !req
1147. - let me ask you a question.
- All right.Copy !req
1148. Do you have a photographic memory?Copy !req
1149. I don't know. I just kind of remember.
How do you remember your phone number?Copy !req
1150. You just do.Copy !req
1151. - Have you studied organic chemistry?
- A little bit.Copy !req
1152. - Oh, just for fun?
- Yeah, for kicks.Copy !req
1153. Yeah, it's so much fun
studying organic chemistry.Copy !req
1154. Are you mad?Copy !req
1155. Have you completely lost your mind?Copy !req
1156. Nobody studies it for fun. It's not a
necessity, especially for someone like you.Copy !req
1157. - Someone like me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1158. Someone who divides their time, fairly
evenly, between batting cages and bars.Copy !req
1159. I would hardly say it was a necessity.Copy !req
1160. You know, there are very
smart people here at Harvard.Copy !req
1161. Even they have to study,
because this is really hard.Copy !req
1162. And yet... you do it so easily.
I don't understand.Copy !req
1163. I don't understand how your mind works.Copy !req
1164. - Do you play the piano?
- I want to talk about this.Copy !req
1165. No, I'm trying to explain it to you.
Do you play the piano?Copy !req
1166. - Yeah, a bit.
- So when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.Copy !req
1167. - I see “Chopsticks.”
- All right, Beethoven, okay?Copy !req
1168. He looked at a piano, and it just made
sense to him. He could just play.Copy !req
1169. - So what are you saying? You play the piano?
- Not a lick.Copy !req
1170. I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys,
three pedals and a box of wood.Copy !req
1171. But Beethoven, Mozart-
They saw it. They could just play.Copy !req
1172. I couldn't paint you a picture. I probably
can't hit the ball out of Fenway.Copy !req
1173. And I can't play the piano.Copy !req
1174. But you can do my
O-chem paper in under an hour.Copy !req
1175. Right. When it came to stuff like that,
I could always just play.Copy !req
1176. That's the best I can explain it.Copy !req
1177. Come here. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
1178. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
1179. Well...Copy !req
1180. - it's not fair.
- What's not fair? What?Copy !req
1181. I've been here for four years...Copy !req
1182. and I've only just found you.Copy !req
1183. Well, you found me.Copy !req
1184. - Are you awake?
- NO.Copy !req
1185. Yes, you are.Copy !req
1186. Will, come to California with me.Copy !req
1187. What?Copy !req
1188. I want you to come to California with me.Copy !req
1189. - You sure about that?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1190. Yeah, but how do you know?Copy !req
1191. I don't know. I just know.Copy !req
1192. Yeah, but how do you know?Copy !req
1193. I know because I feel it.Copy !req
1194. - Because that's a really serious thing you're saying.
- I know.Copy !req
1195. You could be in California next week...Copy !req
1196. and you might find out
something about me you don't like.Copy !req
1197. Maybe you wish you hadn't said that...Copy !req
1198. but you know it's such a serious thing
you can't take it back.Copy !req
1199. Now I'm stuck in California with someone
that doesn't really want to be with me...Copy !req
1200. - just wish they had a take-back.
- A what? What's a take-back?Copy !req
1201. I don't want a take-back. I just want you
to come to California with me.Copy !req
1202. I can't go to California with you, so...Copy !req
1203. Why not?Copy !req
1204. One, because I got a job here.Copy !req
1205. And, two, because I live here.Copy !req
1206. Look, if you don't love me,
you should just tell me.Copy !req
1207. I'm not sayin' I don't love you.Copy !req
1208. Then why? Why won't you come?
What are you so scared of?Copy !req
1209. What am lads so scared of?Copy !req
1210. What aren't you scared of?Copy !req
1211. You live in this safe little world where
no one challenges you...Copy !req
1212. Don't tell me about my world.
Don't tell me about my world.Copy !req
1213. You just want to have your little fling
with the guy from the other side of town.Copy !req
1214. Then you're gonna go off to Stanford.
You're gonna marry some rich prick...Copy !req
1215. who your parents will approve of...Copy !req
1216. and just sit around with
the other trust fund babies...Copy !req
1217. and talk about how you
went slummin', too, once.Copy !req
1218. Why are you saying this?
What is your obsession with this money?Copy !req
1219. My father died when I was 13,
and I inherited this money.Copy !req
1220. You don't think every day I wake up, and I
wish I could give it back?Copy !req
1221. That I would give it back in a second, if it
meant I could have one more day with him.Copy !req
1222. But I can't, and that's
my life, and I deal with it.Copy !req
1223. So don't put your shit on me
when you're the one that's afraid.Copy !req
1224. I'm afraid? What am I afraid of?
What the fuck am I afraid of?Copy !req
1225. You're afraid of me.
You're afraid that I won't love you back.Copy !req
1226. You know what? I'm afraid too.Copy !req
1227. But fuck it, I want to give it a shot.
At least I'm honest with you.Copy !req
1228. - I'm not honest with you?
- No, what about your 12 brothers?Copy !req
1229. All right.Copy !req
1230. No, you're not going. You're not leaving.Copy !req
1231. What do you want to know?Copy !req
1232. That I don't have 12 brothers?
That I'm a fuckin' orphan?Copy !req
1233. - You don't want to hear that.
- I didn't know that.Copy !req
1234. You don't want to hear I got fuckin'
cigarettes put out on me when I was little.Copy !req
1235. - I didn't know that.
- That this isn't fuckin' surgery.Copy !req
1236. The motherfucker stabbed me.
You don't want to hear that shit, Skylar!Copy !req
1237. - I do want to hear that.
- Don't tell me you want to hear that shit!Copy !req
1238. - I want to help you.
- Help me? What the fuck?Copy !req
1239. What do I got, a fuckin' sign on my back
that says, “Save me”?Copy !req
1240. - No.
- Do I look like I need that?Copy !req
1241. - No, I just want to be with you-
- Don't bullshit me!Copy !req
1242. - I love you.
- Don't bullshit me! Don't you fuckin' bullshit me!Copy !req
1243. I love you.Copy !req
1244. I want to hear you say
that you don't love me.Copy !req
1245. Because if you say that...Copy !req
1246. then I won't call you...Copy !req
1247. and I won't be in your life.Copy !req
1248. I don't love you.Copy !req
1249. Most people never get to see
how brilliant they can be.Copy !req
1250. They don't find teachers
who believe in them.Copy !req
1251. They get convinced they're stupid.Copy !req
1252. I hope you appreciate what he's doing...Copy !req
1253. because I've seen how much he enjoys
working with you, not against you.Copy !req
1254. Hello, Will.Copy !req
1255. Tom, can you get us some coffee?Copy !req
1256. Sure.Copy !req
1257. Now, let's see.Copy !req
1258. Good. This is correct.Copy !req
1259. I see you used Maclaurin here.Copy !req
1260. Yeah, I don't know what you call it, but...Copy !req
1261. This can't be right.Copy !req
1262. This would be very embarrassing.Copy !req
1263. - Did you ever consider-
- I'm pretty sure it's right.Copy !req
1264. Hey, look, can we
do this at Sean's office from now on?Copy !req
1265. Because I got to knock off work to come
here and the commute is killin' me.Copy !req
1266. - Yeah. Did you think of the possibility-
- It's right.Copy !req
1267. It's right. Just take it home with you.Copy !req
1268. What happened at the McNeil meeting?Copy !req
1269. I couldn't go. I had a date.Copy !req
1270. So I sent my chief negotiator.Copy !req
1271. On your own time,
you can do whatever you like, Will.Copy !req
1272. But when I set up a meeting
with my associates...Copy !req
1273. and you don't show up,
it reflects poorly on me.Copy !req
1274. - Then don't set up any more meetings.
- I won't.Copy !req
1275. I'll cancel 'em.Copy !req
1276. I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted
you to see what was out there.Copy !req
1277. Maybe I don't want to spend the rest of my
fuckin' life explainin' shit to people.Copy !req
1278. I think you could show me
some appreciation.Copy !req
1279. A little appreciation?
Do you know how easy this is for me?Copy !req
1280. Do you have any fuckin' idea
how easy this is? This is a fucking joke.Copy !req
1281. I'm sorry you can't do this- I really am...Copy !req
1282. Because I wouldn't have to fuckin' sit here
and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.Copy !req
1283. Then you'd have more time to sit around
and get drunk instead, wouldn't you?Copy !req
1284. You're right. This is probably
a total waste of my time.Copy !req
1285. You're right, Will.Copy !req
1286. I can't do this proof, but you can.Copy !req
1287. And when it comes to that, it's only about
just a handful of people in the world...Copy !req
1288. who can tell the difference
between you and me.Copy !req
1289. - But I'm one of them.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1290. Yeah, so am I.Copy !req
1291. Most days I wish I never met you...Copy !req
1292. because then I could sleep at night.Copy !req
1293. I didn't have to walk around with the knowledge
that there was someone like you out there.Copy !req
1294. And I didn't have to watch you
throw it all away.Copy !req
1295. Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1296. If you're watchin' pornos
in my mom's room again...Copy !req
1297. I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'!Copy !req
1298. What's up, fellas?Copy !req
1299. Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own
fuckin' house. That's fuckin' filthy.Copy !req
1300. I don't have a V.C.R. in my house.Copy !req
1301. Come on. Not in my glove.Copy !req
1302. I didn't use the glove.Copy !req
1303. That's my Little League glove.Copy !req
1304. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
1305. I mean, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
1306. You'll hump a baseball glove?Copy !req
1307. I-I just used it for cleanup.Copy !req
1308. Stop jerkin' off in my mother's room.Copy !req
1309. - Is there another V.C.R. in the house?
- It's just sad, bro.Copy !req
1310. So why do you think I should work for the
National Security Agency?Copy !req
1311. You'd be working on the cutting edge.Copy !req
1312. You'd be exposed to the kind of technology
you wouldn't see anywhere else...Copy !req
1313. because we've classified it.Copy !req
1314. Superstring theory,
chaos math, advanced algorithms.Copy !req
1315. Code breaking.Copy !req
1316. That's one aspect of what we do.Copy !req
1317. Oh, come on. That is what you do.Copy !req
1318. You guys handle 80% of
the intelligence workload.Copy !req
1319. You're seven times the size of the C.l.A.Copy !req
1320. We don't like to brag about that, Will,
but you're exactly right.Copy !req
1321. So the way I see it, the question isn't:Copy !req
1322. “Why should you work for the N.S.A.?”.Copy !req
1323. The question is: “Why shouldn't you?”.Copy !req
1324. Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.?Copy !req
1325. That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot.Copy !req
1326. Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A.
And somebody puts a code on my desk.Copy !req
1327. Something no one else can break.Copy !req
1328. Maybe I take a shot at it,
and maybe I break it.Copy !req
1329. I'm real happy with myself
because I did my job well.Copy !req
1330. But maybe that code was the location of some
rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East.Copy !req
1331. Once they have that location, they bomb
the village where the rebels are hidin'.Copy !req
1332. Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
never had no problem with, get killed.Copy !req
1333. Now the politicians are saying,
“Send in the Marines to secure the area”...Copy !req
1334. 'cause they don't give a shit.Copy !req
1335. It won't be their kid
over there gettin' shot...Copy !req
1336. just like it wasn't them when their number got
called 'cause they were in the National Guard.Copy !req
1337. It'll be some kid from Southie
over there takin' shrapnel in the ass.Copy !req
1338. He comes back to find the plant
he used to work at...Copy !req
1339. got exported to the country
he got back from...Copy !req
1340. and the guy who put
the shrapnel in his ass got his old job...Copy !req
1341. 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day
and no bathroom breaks.Copy !req
1342. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he
was over there in the first place...Copy !req
1343. was so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.Copy !req
1344. Of course, the oil companies used a skirmish
over there to scare up domestic oil prices.Copy !req
1345. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but
it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon.Copy !req
1346. They're takin' their sweet time
bringin' the oil, of course.Copy !req
1347. Maybe they even took the liberty to hire
an alcoholic skipper...Copy !req
1348. who likes to drink martinis
and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs.Copy !req
1349. It ain't too long till
he hits one, spills the oil...Copy !req
1350. and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.Copy !req
1351. So now my buddy's out of work,
he can't afford to drive...Copy !req
1352. so he's walkin' to
the fuckin' job interviews...Copy !req
1353. which sucks because the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.Copy !req
1354. Meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat...Copy !req
1355. the only blue plate special
they're servin'...Copy !req
1356. is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.Copy !req
1357. So what did I think?
I'm holdin' out for somethin' better.Copy !req
1358. I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
why not just shoot my buddy...Copy !req
1359. take his job, give it to his sworn enemy...Copy !req
1360. hike up gas prices,
bomb a village, club a baby seal...Copy !req
1361. hit the hash pipe
and join the National Guard?Copy !req
1362. I can be elected president.Copy !req
1363. - You feel like you're alone?
- What?Copy !req
1364. Do you have a soul mate?Copy !req
1365. Do I have a- Define that.Copy !req
1366. Somebody who challenges you.Copy !req
1367. Chuckie.Copy !req
1368. No, Chuckie's family.
He'd lie down in fuckin' traffic for you.Copy !req
1369. I'm talking about someone who opens up
things for you, touches your soul.Copy !req
1370. - I got-
- Who?Copy !req
1371. - I got plenty.
- Name 'em.Copy !req
1372. Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...Copy !req
1373. That's great. They're all dead.Copy !req
1374. - Not to me they're not.
- You don't have a lot of dialogue with them.Copy !req
1375. You can't give back to them, Will.Copy !req
1376. Not without some serious
smelling salts and a heater.Copy !req
1377. That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
1378. You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...Copy !req
1379. where you're always afraid
to take the first step...Copy !req
1380. because all you see is every negative
thing 10 miles down the road.Copy !req
1381. - You gonna take the professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.Copy !req
1382. - NO.
- I didn't want the job.Copy !req
1383. It's not about the job. I don't care if
you work for the government.Copy !req
1384. But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.Copy !req
1385. What are you passionate about?
What do you want?Copy !req
1386. There are guys who work their entire life
layin' brick...Copy !req
1387. so their kids have a chance
at the opportunities you have here.Copy !req
1388. - I didn't ask for this.
- NO.Copy !req
1389. You were born with it, so don't cop out
“I didn't ask for this.”.Copy !req
1390. What do you mean, cop out?
What's wrong with layin' brick?Copy !req
1391. Nothing.Copy !req
1392. There's nothin' wrong.
That's somebody's home I'm buildin'.Copy !req
1393. Right. My dad laid brick, okay?Copy !req
1394. Busted his ass so
I could have an education.Copy !req
1395. Exactly. That's an honorable profession.Copy !req
1396. What's wrong with fixin' somebody's ca r?Copy !req
1397. Someone will get to work the next day
because of me. That's honor in that.Copy !req
1398. Yeah, there is, Will.
There is honor in that.Copy !req
1399. There's honor in takin'
that 40-minute train ride...Copy !req
1400. so those college kids could come in in the
morning and their floors are clean.Copy !req
1401. And their wastebaskets are empty.
That's real work.Copy !req
1402. That's right.Copy !req
1403. And that's honorable.
I'm sure that's why you took that job.Copy !req
1404. For the honor of it.Copy !req
1405. I just have a little question here.
You could be a janitor anywhere.Copy !req
1406. Why did you work at the most prestigious
technical college in the whole fuckin' world?Copy !req
1407. Why did you sneak around at night and
finish other people's formulas...Copy !req
1408. that only one or two people in the world
could do and then lie about it?Copy !req
1409. 'Cause I don't see
a lot of honor in that, Will.Copy !req
1410. So what do you really wanna do?Copy !req
1411. I wanna be a shepherd.Copy !req
1412. Really?Copy !req
1413. I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little
spread, get some sheep and tend to them.Copy !req
1414. - Maybe you should go do that.
- What?Copy !req
1415. If you're gonna jerk off, why don't you
just do it at home with a moist towel?Copy !req
1416. - You're chuckin' me?
- Yeah, get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
1417. - No, no, no, time's not up yet.
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
1418. - I'm not leavin'. No.
- You're not gonna answer, you're wastin' my time.Copy !req
1419. I thought we were friends.Copy !req
1420. - Playtime's over, okay?
- Why are you kickin' me out?Copy !req
1421. You're lecturin' me on life?
Look at you, you fuckin' burnout.Copy !req
1422. - What winds your clock?
- Workin' with you.Copy !req
1423. Where's your soul mate? You wanna talk
about soul mates? Where is she?Copy !req
1424. - Dead.
- That's right. She's fuckin' dead.Copy !req
1425. She fuckin' dies and you just cash in your
chips and you walk away?Copy !req
1426. At least I played a hand.Copy !req
1427. You played a hand and you lost.
You lost a big fuckin' hand.Copy !req
1428. Some people will lose a big hand like that
and have the sack to ante up again.Copy !req
1429. Look at me. What do you wanna do?Copy !req
1430. You and your bullshit.
You got a bullshit answer for everybody.Copy !req
1431. But I ask you a very simple question, and
you can't give me a straight answer...Copy !req
1432. because you don't know.Copy !req
1433. I'll see ya, Bo-peep.Copy !req
1434. - Fuck you.
- You're the shepherd.Copy !req
1435. Shepherd.Copy !req
1436. White little prick.Copy !req
1437. I just wanted to call you up
before you left.Copy !req
1438. I've been takin' all these
job interviews and stuff...Copy !req
1439. so I'm not gonna be just
a construction worker.Copy !req
1440. Well, I never really cared about that.Copy !req
1441. Yeah.Copy !req
1442. I love you.Copy !req
1443. Will?Copy !req
1444. You take care.Copy !req
1445. Will, come on. Will!Copy !req
1446. Will, that's it! We're done!Copy !req
1447. I'm sitting in your office,
and the boy isn't here.Copy !req
1448. It's 10 past 5:00.Copy !req
1449. An hour and 10 minutes late.Copy !req
1450. If he doesn't show up, and
I file a report saying he wasn't here...Copy !req
1451. and he goes back to jail,
it won't be on my conscience.Copy !req
1452. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
1453. What's up?Copy !req
1454. Thanks.Copy !req
1455. Fuck, that's good.Copy !req
1456. So how's your lady?Copy !req
1457. She's gone.Copy !req
1458. Gone? Gone where?Copy !req
1459. Med school. Medical school in California.Copy !req
1460. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1461. - When was this?
- It was, like, a week ago.Copy !req
1462. That sucks.Copy !req
1463. So, when are you done
with those meetings?Copy !req
1464. I think the week after I'm 21.Copy !req
1465. They gonna hook ya up with a job or what?Copy !req
1466. Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do long
division for the next 50 years.Copy !req
1467. Nah, probably make some nice bank though.Copy !req
1468. I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.Copy !req
1469. Better than this shit. Way outta here.Copy !req
1470. What do I want a way outta here for?Copy !req
1471. I mean, I'm gonna fuckin'
live here the rest of my life.Copy !req
1472. You know, be neighbors.
You know, have little kids.Copy !req
1473. Fuckin' take 'em
to Little League together up Foley Field.Copy !req
1474. Look, you're my best friend,
so don't take this the wrong way.Copy !req
1475. But in 20 years if
you're still livin' here...Copy !req
1476. comin' over to my house
to watch the Patriots games...Copy !req
1477. still workin' construction,
I'll fuckin' kill ya.Copy !req
1478. That's not a threat.
That's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill ya.Copy !req
1479. What the fuck are you talkin' about?Copy !req
1480. - Look, you got something none of us have.
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
1481. Why is it always this? I fuckin'
owe it to myself to do this or that.Copy !req
1482. - What if I don't want to?
- No, no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself.Copy !req
1483. You owe it to me...Copy !req
1484. 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna
wake up and I'll be 50...Copy !req
1485. and I'll still be doin' this shit.Copy !req
1486. That's all right. That's fine.Copy !req
1487. I mean, you're sittin' on
a winnin' lottery ticket.Copy !req
1488. You're too much of a pussy to cash it in,
and that's bullshit.Copy !req
1489. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything
to have what you got.Copy !req
1490. So would any of these fuckin' guys.Copy !req
1491. It'd be an insult to us
if you're still here in 20 years.Copy !req
1492. Hangin' around here
is a fuckin' waste of your time.Copy !req
1493. - You don't know that.
- I don't?Copy !req
1494. No. You don't know that.Copy !req
1495. I don't know that.
Let me tell you what I do know.Copy !req
1496. Every day I come by your house,
and I pick you up.Copy !req
1497. We go out and have a few drinks and few
laughs, and it's great.Copy !req
1498. You know what the best part of my day is?Copy !req
1499. It's for about 10 seconds: from when I pull
up to the curb and when I get to your door.Copy !req
1500. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll
knock on the door, and you won't be there.Copy !req
1501. No “good-bye, ” no “see ya later.”
No nothing. You just left.Copy !req
1502. I don't know much, but I know that.Copy !req
1503. This is a disaster, Sean.Copy !req
1504. I brought you in here because I wanted you
to help me with the boy...Copy !req
1505. - not to run him out.
- I know what I'm doing with the boy.Copy !req
1506. I don't care if you have
a rapport with the boy!Copy !req
1507. I don't care if you have a few laughs.Copy !req
1508. But don't you dare undermine
what I'm trying to do here.Copy !req
1509. Undermine?Copy !req
1510. This boy is at a fragile point right now.Copy !req
1511. I do understand. He is at a fragile point.
He's got problems.Copy !req
1512. What problems does he have? That he's
better off as a janitor, in jail?Copy !req
1513. Better hanging out with
a bunch of retarded gorillas?Copy !req
1514. Why do you think he does that?
You have any fuckin' clue why?Copy !req
1515. He can handle the problems. He can handle
the work. He obviously handled you.Copy !req
1516. Listen to me. Why is he hiding?Copy !req
1517. Why doesn't he trust anybody?
Because the first thing that happened to him...Copy !req
1518. he was abandoned by the people who were
supposed to love him the most.Copy !req
1519. Don't give me that Freudian crap.Copy !req
1520. Why does he hang out with
those retarded gorillas, as you call them?Copy !req
1521. Because any one of them, if he asked them
to, would take a bat to your head.Copy !req
1522. - That's called loyalty.
- Yeah, that's very touching.Copy !req
1523. Who's he handling? He pushes people away
before they have a chance to leave him.Copy !req
1524. It's a defense mechanism, all right?Copy !req
1525. For 20 years, he's been
alone because of that.Copy !req
1526. If you push him right now, it's gonna be
the same thing all over again.Copy !req
1527. I'm not gonna let that happen to him.Copy !req
1528. - Don't you do that.
- What?Copy !req
1529. Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay
to quit, that it's okay to be a failure.Copy !req
1530. Because it's not okay, Sean!Copy !req
1531. If you're angry at me for being successful,
for being what you could have been...Copy !req
1532. - I'm not angry at you.
- Oh, yes, you're angry at me.Copy !req
1533. You resent me, but I'm not gonna apologize
for any success I've had.Copy !req
1534. You're angry at me for doing
what you could have done!Copy !req
1535. But ask yourself, Sean- Ask yourself...Copy !req
1536. if you want Will to feel that way-
if you want him to feel like a failure?Copy !req
1537. You arrogant shit!Copy !req
1538. That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions,
'cause I can't stand that look in your eye.Copy !req
1539. - That condescending, embarrassed look.
- On, come on, Sean.Copy !req
1540. You think I'm a failure. I know who I am.Copy !req
1541. I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious
choice. I didn't fuck up!Copy !req
1542. And you and your cronies think
I'm some sort of pity case.Copy !req
1543. You and your kiss-ass chorus following you
around going, “The Field's medal!”.Copy !req
1544. Why are you still so
fuckin' afraid of failure?Copy !req
1545. It's about my medal, isn't it? Oh, God,
I could go get it for you. You can have it.Copy !req
1546. Shove the medal up
your fuckin' ass, all right?Copy !req
1547. 'Cause I don't give
a shit about your medal...Copy !req
1548. because I knew you before
you were a mathematical god...Copy !req
1549. when you were pimple-faced and homesick and
didn't know what side of the bed to piss on.Copy !req
1550. Yeah, you were smarter than me then, and
you're smarter than me now.Copy !req
1551. So don't blame me for
how your life turned out.Copy !req
1552. I don't blame you! it's not about you!Copy !req
1553. You mathematical dick! it's about the boy!Copy !req
1554. He's a good kid!Copy !req
1555. And I won't see you fuck him up like
you're tryin' to fuck up me right now.Copy !req
1556. I won't see you make him
feel like a failure too!Copy !req
1557. - He won't be a failure!
- But if you push him! If you ride him!Copy !req
1558. I am what I am today because I was pushed
and because I learned to push myself.Copy !req
1559. He's not you! You get that?Copy !req
1560. I can come back.Copy !req
1561. No, come in. I was just leaving.Copy !req
1562. A lot of that stuff goes back
along way between me and him.Copy !req
1563. You know. Not about you.Copy !req
1564. What is that?Copy !req
1565. This is your file. I have to send it
back to the judge for evaluation.Copy !req
1566. Hey, you're not
gonna fail me, are you?Copy !req
1567. What's it say?Copy !req
1568. - Wanna read it?
- Why?Copy !req
1569. Have you had any experience with that?Copy !req
1570. Twenty years of counseling.
Yeah, I've seen some pretty awful shit.Copy !req
1571. I mean, have you had
any experience with that?Copy !req
1572. - Personally?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1573. Yeah, I have.Copy !req
1574. It sure ain't good.Copy !req
1575. My father was an alcoholic.Copy !req
1576. Mean fuckin' drunk.Copy !req
1577. He'd come home hammered,
lookin' to whale on somebody.Copy !req
1578. So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go after
my mother and little brother.Copy !req
1579. Interesting nights were
when he wore his rings.Copy !req
1580. He used to just put a wrench...Copy !req
1581. a stick and a belt on the table.Copy !req
1582. - Just say, “Choose”
- I gotta go with the belt there.Copy !req
1583. I used to go with the wrench.Copy !req
1584. Why the wrench?Copy !req
1585. 'Cause fuck him, that's why.Copy !req
1586. - Your foster father?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1587. So, what is it?
Like, Will has an attachment disorder?Copy !req
1588. Is it all that stuff?Copy !req
1589. Fear of abandonment?Copy !req
1590. Is that why I broke up with Skylar?Copy !req
1591. - I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, I did.Copy !req
1592. - You wanna talk about it?
- NO.Copy !req
1593. Hey, Will, I don't know a lot.Copy !req
1594. You see this? All this shit?Copy !req
1595. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1596. Yeah, I know that.Copy !req
1597. Look at me, son.Copy !req
1598. - It's not your fault.
- I know.Copy !req
1599. No. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1600. I know.Copy !req
1601. No, no, you don't. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1602. I know.Copy !req
1603. - It's not your fault.
- All right.Copy !req
1604. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1605. - It's not your fault.
- Don't fuck with me.Copy !req
1606. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1607. Don't fuck with me, all right?
Don't fuck with me, Sean, not you.Copy !req
1608. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1609. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1610. My God...Copy !req
1611. My God! I'm so sorry! My God!Copy !req
1612. Fuck them, okay?Copy !req
1613. Can I help you?Copy !req
1614. Yeah, I'm Will Hunting.
I'm here about a position.Copy !req
1615. Could you just have a seat for a moment?Copy !req
1616. Yes, there's a Mr. Hunting in the lobby.Copy !req
1617. Which one did you take?Copy !req
1618. I was over at McNeil. It's one of the jobs
the professor set me up with.Copy !req
1619. I haven't told him yet, but I went down
there and talked to my boss...Copy !req
1620. My new boss. He seemed like a good guy.Copy !req
1621. - Is that what you want?
- Yeah, you know, I think so.Copy !req
1622. Good for you. Congratulations.Copy !req
1623. Thanks.Copy !req
1624. Time's up.Copy !req
1625. So that's- So that's it? So we're done?Copy !req
1626. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
1627. You're done. You're a free man.Copy !req
1628. Well, I just want you to know, Sean, that...Copy !req
1629. You're welcome, Will.Copy !req
1630. So, you know, I hope
we keep in touch, you know.Copy !req
1631. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
1632. I'll be travelin' around a bit.
It'll be a little hard, but...Copy !req
1633. I've got an answering machine
at the college I'll be checking in with.Copy !req
1634. So, here's the number.Copy !req
1635. You call that. I'll get back
to you right away.Copy !req
1636. Yeah, you know,
I figured I'm just gonna...Copy !req
1637. put my money back on the table and see
what kind of cards I get.Copy !req
1638. You do what's in your heart, son.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
1639. Thank you, Sean.Copy !req
1640. Thank you, Will.Copy !req
1641. Hey, does this violate
the patient-doctor relationship?Copy !req
1642. Naw. Only if you grab my ass.Copy !req
1643. - Take care.
- You too.Copy !req
1644. Yeah.Copy !req
1645. Hey.Copy !req
1646. Good luck, son.Copy !req
1647. Two beers.Copy !req
1648. What's up? Did you guys go?Copy !req
1649. No. I had to talk him down.Copy !req
1650. - Why didn't you yoke him?
- Little Morgan's got a lot of scrap to him.Copy !req
1651. People try to whip his ass every week.Copy !req
1652. - Fuckin' kid won't back down.
- What are you sayin' about me?Copy !req
1653. - Was I talkin' to you?
- Then mind your fuckin' business.Copy !req
1654. - Go get me a beer.
- I ordered two beers!Copy !req
1655. - Hey, asshole.
- What, bitch?Copy !req
1656. - Happy birthday.
- Thought we forgot, huh, bitch?Copy !req
1657. - Come on!
- I'm goin'. I'm goin'.Copy !req
1658. All right. Who's first?Copy !req
1659. - Come on, motherfucker!
- Who's first?Copy !req
1660. Oh, Danny boy.Copy !req
1661. Here's your present.Copy !req
1662. - Come on, bro.
- What?Copy !req
1663. We knew you had to get back and
forth to Cambridge for your new job.Copy !req
1664. I knew I wasn't gonna
fuckin' drive you every day, so...Copy !req
1665. - Morgan wanted to get you a “T” pass.
- That's not what I was sayin'!Copy !req
1666. But, you're 21 now.Copy !req
1667. You're legally allowed to drink, so we
figured the best thing for ya was a car.Copy !req
1668. - How do you like it?
- This is like...Copy !req
1669. It's the ugliest fuckin' car
I've ever seen in my life.Copy !req
1670. - Come on, brother.
- How'd you guys do this?Copy !req
1671. You know, me and Bill
scraped together the parts...Copy !req
1672. and Morgan was out panhandlin'
for change every day.Copy !req
1673. I had the router to do all the bodywork.Copy !req
1674. Yeah, hell of a fuckin' job, too, brother.Copy !req
1675. Guy's been up my ass for two years about a job.
I had to let him help with the car.Copy !req
1676. So you finally got a job, huh, Morgan?Copy !req
1677. - Yeah, had one. Now I'm fucked again.
- So what is it?Copy !req
1678. - A lawn mower? What do ya got?
- It's a straight fuckin' six.Copy !req
1679. Me and Bill rebuilt
this engine ourselves here.Copy !req
1680. It's a good car.
The engine's good. Engine's good.Copy !req
1681. - Happy 21, Will.
- Happy 21, brother.Copy !req
1682. Hi.Copy !req
1683. Come on in.Copy !req
1684. Sean, I...Copy !req
1685. Me too, Gerry.Copy !req
1686. Yeah. Good.Copy !req
1687. I heard you're takin' some time.Copy !req
1688. Yeah. Travel a little bit, maybe write.Copy !req
1689. So where are you going?Copy !req
1690. India and China and Baltimore.Copy !req
1691. You know when you'll be back?Copy !req
1692. I got this flyer the other day.Copy !req
1693. It says class of '72
is having a reunion in six months.Copy !req
1694. Yeah, I got one of those too.Copy !req
1695. Why don't you come? I'll buy ya a drink.Copy !req
1696. The drinks at those things are free.Copy !req
1697. I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.Copy !req
1698. How about a drink right now?Copy !req
1699. Yeah. It's a good idea.Copy !req
1700. Come on. This one's on me.Copy !req
1701. I got the winner right here, pal.Copy !req
1702. Yes, sir, this is the one.Copy !req
1703. This is my ticket to paradise.Copy !req
1704. Do you know what the odds
are against winning the lottery?Copy !req
1705. - What? Four to one?
- About 30 million to one.Copy !req
1706. I still have a shot, you know?Copy !req
1707. Yes, just about as big chance
as you being hit by lightning...Copy !req
1708. here on the staircase right now.Copy !req
1709. It's a possibility too. I mean, 32 million.
If you look at the size...Copy !req
1710. Will!Copy !req
1711. Will?Copy !req
1712. He's not there.Copy !req
1713. Sean, if the professor
calls about that job...Copy !req
1714. just tell him,
sorry, I had to go see about a girl.Copy !req
1715. Will.Copy !req
1716. Son of a bitch. He stole my line.Copy !req