1. Good morning, Good Burger.Copy !req
2. Morning, kitchen.Copy !req
3. Good morning, Good Shake.Copy !req
4. Good morning, me.Copy !req
5. Morning, Ed.Copy !req
6. Come on, everybody!Copy !req
7. - Hello?Copy !req
8. Hello?Copy !req
9. Hello! Hello! Sir!Copy !req
10. - Hmm? Huh?
- Hello! Hi!Copy !req
11. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
12. I've been trying to wake you
for 20 minutes.Copy !req
13. - Can I order some food?
- Sure.Copy !req
14. Uh-oh. Aah!Copy !req
15. - I don't know.Copy !req
16. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
17. Can I take your order?Copy !req
18. All right, you got this,
Dex. Come on.Copy !req
19. Your entire life
is riding on this.Copy !req
20. If you nail this presentation,
you're gonna becomeCopy !req
21. more successful than
you could've ever imagined.Copy !req
22. You can do this.
But what if it doesn't go well?Copy !req
23. It has to,
or your life is finished!Copy !req
24. - Done! No plan B. Life over!Copy !req
25. Hey, Dex. It's almost time.
Are you ready?Copy !req
26. You know it.Copy !req
27. Let's go to my house.Copy !req
28. I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
29. I have a presentation there.Copy !req
30. Yeah, no, I know.
I-I helped organize it.Copy !req
31. - Exactly. Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
32. - Hello, lucky investors.Copy !req
33. Who's ready to get richer?Copy !req
34. - Yeah!Copy !req
35. People told me it would
take 10 yearsCopy !req
36. for my idea
to turn into a reality.Copy !req
37. But here we are,
unveiling a finished prototypeCopy !req
38. less than three months later!Copy !req
39. Suck it, scientists!Copy !req
40. Ladies and gentlemen, I present
to you Burn No More!Copy !req
41. The patented Burn No More
formula in these tanksCopy !req
42. will render any object
completely unburnable.Copy !req
43. I'm so confident it will work,Copy !req
44. I'm going to demonstrate
on my very own house.Copy !req
45. - Sounds crazy, right?Copy !req
46. And you know what?Copy !req
47. To make it more interesting,Copy !req
48. let's put fireworks in my house!Copy !req
49. Put a bunch of fireworks
in my house! That's right.Copy !req
50. Burn No More is going to put
firefighters out of businessCopy !req
51. - forever.
- No more fires? Bummer.Copy !req
52. Folks, are we ready?Copy !req
53. - Yeah!
- Let's do this!Copy !req
54. Fire away!Copy !req
55. - You see that?Copy !req
56. You see how the house is
resisting the scorching flames?Copy !req
57. - Oh, my God!
- "Oh, my God" is right!Copy !req
58. - It's unbelievable.Copy !req
59. You smell that?
That's the smell of success!Copy !req
60. Actually...Copy !req
61. kind of smells like—Copy !req
62. My house is on fire!Copy !req
63. Oh, look it— And now
the fake family is melting.Copy !req
64. Oh, man, this is terrible!Copy !req
65. - What do I—? Oh!Copy !req
66. Oh! Fireworks!Copy !req
67. My life is over!Copy !req
68. No more fires, huh, bud?Copy !req
69. You owe me.Copy !req
70. You lost my money.Copy !req
71. I have nothing now.Copy !req
72. Except for a basketball team,Copy !req
73. three jets, a TV show.Copy !req
74. Oh, and I got this
new AI project, Mark AI—Copy !req
75. Never mind.Copy !req
76. - You owe me.
- If you could give meCopy !req
77. two more seconds of your time—Copy !req
78. Come on back, Mark. Let's talk.Copy !req
79. - Hey, Dex.Copy !req
80. Good-good job
with the presentation.Copy !req
81. - Yeah, thanks.
- Lot of energy.Copy !req
82. - Yeah, it was, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
83. I don't think I'm going to need
an assistant anymore.Copy !req
84. - I don't think you will either.
- I'll see you around, I guess.Copy !req
85. Maybe.Copy !req
86. Probably not.Copy !req
87. Bye, Dex.Copy !req
88. - Hello?
- Hey, yeah.Copy !req
89. I'm trying to get into my
office. My key's not working.Copy !req
90. - Sorry, you've been evicted.
- Evicted?Copy !req
91. The investors pulled the plug
on the money.Copy !req
92. - Okay.
- I hope you can findCopy !req
93. somebody who can
help you out.Copy !req
94. Got it. Thank you.Copy !req
95. - Oh, hey, brother!
- Hey, sis!Copy !req
96. - No.
- Hello?Copy !req
97. - Hello?Copy !req
98. Guess I should've expected that.Copy !req
99. Who can I call?Copy !req
100. Hey, dude!Copy !req
101. Are you thinking of me?
I bet you are!Copy !req
102. 'Cause I'm the one
that gave you the yo-yo.Copy !req
103. Dude, if you need
a place to stay,Copy !req
104. your old pal Ed
is always there for you.Copy !req
105. - Hell no.Copy !req
106. Bloobity, bloopity, bloopity,
call me!Copy !req
107. - Hey, man!Copy !req
108. Oh, hey, Dex! Hey!Copy !req
109. - Hey.
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
110. Hey, dude, hey!Copy !req
111. I was looking for you!Copy !req
112. - Ow!Copy !req
113. - Hey, Dex.
- Hey, man.Copy !req
114. You almost car-burgered me
to death.Copy !req
115. Uh, no.Copy !req
116. Glad you got some time offCopy !req
117. from your incredibly successful
business venturesCopy !req
118. to come and see
your best friend.Copy !req
119. It's good to see you, too.
It's been a minute.Copy !req
120. No, it's been
longer than a minute.Copy !req
121. More like five years,
eight months, and 32 days.Copy !req
122. Yep, that sounds about right.Copy !req
123. I'm glad you're back.
Buckle up!Copy !req
124. It's time for the new adventures
of Ed and Dex!Copy !req
125. - Whoa!Copy !req
126. - Ow!
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
127. Uh, the new adventures
of Ed and Dex starts now!Copy !req
128. So, what you been up to?Copy !req
129. Starting from
the last time I saw you,Copy !req
130. I went to sleep,
and then I woke up—Copy !req
131. Oh, no. You don't have to list
everything you've been doing.Copy !req
132. I'm saying what have you
been up to lately?Copy !req
133. Oh, well, I grabbed
the Burgermobile, came to—Copy !req
134. Nope. Have you done
anything interesting at allCopy !req
135. in the last week to six months?Copy !req
136. - Oh, Good Burger was on TV.
- Really?Copy !req
137. It was this really weird
German dude.Copy !req
138. Yummy! Hey, it's me,
the Food Dude,Copy !req
139. and I'm here at Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger!Copy !req
140. Twenty years ago,
their world-famous Ed's SauceCopy !req
141. put them on the map,
making them the decisive victorsCopy !req
142. in the great burger war
with their rival, Mondo Burger.Copy !req
143. What's that, stomach?Copy !req
144. You hungry? Me also!
Let's get in there. What?Copy !req
145. I'm about to try
my first Good Burger,Copy !req
146. and I could not be more excited.Copy !req
147. Mmm! Oh, that's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
148. Oh, this burger is amazing, mm!Copy !req
149. Take it from Food Dude,
Good Burger is one of a kind.Copy !req
150. I would like 100 Good Burgers
to goCopy !req
151. with extra Ed's Sauce
on the side.Copy !req
152. - Okay, what side do you want?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
153. All right,
I'll just do both sides.Copy !req
154. Okay,
left side, right side!Copy !req
155. Oh, left side! Oh, right side!Copy !req
156. Oh, left side! Aah!Copy !req
157. Sauce me! Sauce me!Copy !req
158. Yep, that dude
does sound weird.Copy !req
159. He sure is,
but we're big in Germany now,Copy !req
160. wherever that is.Copy !req
161. Wow, Good Burger.Copy !req
162. I cannot believe
I'm back after all these years.Copy !req
163. Can't believe I'm back
after all these years.Copy !req
164. Even though I worked here
since I was 15.Copy !req
165. Hey, employees.Copy !req
166. This is my best friend, Dexter.Copy !req
167. He's a successful interpreter.Copy !req
168. Actually, I think the word Ed is
looking for is "entrepreneur."Copy !req
169. But I guess the fact
that I pointed that outCopy !req
170. also makes me an interpreter.Copy !req
171. This is our cook, Cindy.
Sometimes she's Mindy.Copy !req
172. No, I'm always just Cindy.Copy !req
173. - I'm Mindy. We're twins.
- We're twins.Copy !req
174. I don't know
how she does that.Copy !req
175. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
176. Yeah, and this is our delivery
driver, Ruth. She sleeps a lot.Copy !req
177. - You sure she's just sleeping?
- Huh, let me see.Copy !req
178. - Hey, jackass, watch it!Copy !req
179. - Yep, she was sleeping.
- Sorry to disturb you.Copy !req
180. And you know our newest trainee,
my son.Copy !req
181. Well, if it isn't Ed 2.Copy !req
182. Huh?Copy !req
183. - It is.
- Hey, Uncle Dex.Copy !req
184. Look, instead of eyebrows,
I got fry brows.Copy !req
185. Actually, they're just
regular fries.Copy !req
186. I glued 'em on my face.Copy !req
187. Well...Copy !req
188. Mm, gluey.Copy !req
189. Oh, hey, Mia.
It's your Uncle Dex.Copy !req
190. Hey, Mia. Uh, you look...Copy !req
191. - older.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
192. She stopped wearing makeup
'cause she got dumped last week.Copy !req
193. - Nope.Copy !req
194. Oh, you meant 'cause you
haven't seen her in six years.Copy !req
195. Probably that.Copy !req
196. Even though Dexter
is Mia's uncle,Copy !req
197. they haven't seen each otherCopy !req
198. because he ripped off her mom.Copy !req
199. No, I didn't rip off anybody.Copy !req
200. On purpose, that is.
You know?Copy !req
201. I was thinking,
since I'm in town,Copy !req
202. it might be nice to spend time
together, with my sister.Copy !req
203. And we can all maybe
go get some eats.Copy !req
204. Eats and treats?Copy !req
205. That's a little inside joke
we do in my familyCopy !req
206. where one of us walks away from
the other when they're talking.Copy !req
207. - Wow.
- That's not that funny.Copy !req
208. That's fair.Copy !req
209. Now, when someone orders
a cola,Copy !req
210. put the lid on
after you pour the drink.Copy !req
211. Otherwise this will happen.Copy !req
212. Oh. What about root beer?Copy !req
213. - Same thing.
- Huh. Fruit punch?Copy !req
214. - Same thing.
- Orange soda?Copy !req
215. Huh, let me see.Copy !req
216. - Same thing!Copy !req
217. - Oh, I love orange soda.
- Mm!Copy !req
218. - Oh, I like that, son.
- Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
219. Hey, anybody sitting here?Copy !req
220. Okay.Copy !req
221. So, you're working
at Good Burger now, huh?Copy !req
222. - First job.
- Yeah.Copy !req
223. I had to get a job
to help my mom.Copy !req
224. Because she lost
all her money.Copy !req
225. - Yep. Yeah.
- Hmph.Copy !req
226. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
227. I'm hungry for foodstuffs!Copy !req
228. And I wish to be acknowledged
by an employee posthaste!Copy !req
229. Huh, all right.Copy !req
230. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger,Copy !req
231. can I take your order?Copy !req
232. Howdy-hoo. I'm Connie Muldoon.Copy !req
233. Well, howdy-hoo, Connie Muldoon.Copy !req
234. Now that
that's been established,Copy !req
235. I will have one
double Good Burger.Copy !req
236. - Oh.
- Make the first pattyCopy !req
237. medium rare
and the second patty well done.Copy !req
238. Betwixt the meats,
I would like...Copy !req
239. six
and a half slices of pickle.Copy !req
240. Two dill, one sour,
and two and a half gherkins.Copy !req
241. I just love
those tiny little butters.Copy !req
242. Add one squirt of ketchupCopy !req
243. and if it's not too much
of a to-do,Copy !req
244. please place two onion slices
on top and then remove them.Copy !req
245. I enjoy the essence of onion
but not the crunch.Copy !req
246. Um, uh, one Good Burger.Copy !req
247. Well, wait!Copy !req
248. My order was comprised
of many more details than that!Copy !req
249. Oh, sure, let me, uh—Copy !req
250. The one, the two,
and then the squiggly one.Copy !req
251. - Upside-down nine, oh!Copy !req
252. $7,244.Copy !req
253. Oh! I shall now depart
in a huff!Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. Bye, Connie!Copy !req
256. Your mom's pretty mad
at me still, huh?Copy !req
257. - That's a polite way to put it.
- I know I burnt bridges.Copy !req
258. Actually,
I burnt a lot of things.Copy !req
259. I'm gonna get your mom
her money back.Copy !req
260. I'm going to make it up to her.Copy !req
261. On the trip here,
I thought of a new idea.Copy !req
262. First I get startup money.
I'm gonna take that downtown—Copy !req
263. Seriously? Still scheming.Copy !req
264. What about all your money,
Mr. Successful?Copy !req
265. That tone lets me know that
you don't understand business.Copy !req
266. Okay, there's so much going on.
There's diversifications,Copy !req
267. acquisitions, um, dividends,
equity, mergers and-Copy !req
268. and, uh, what's the thing they
do on Wall Street? Stock market.Copy !req
269. You're just listing
business words.Copy !req
270. No, I'm not. Recession.Copy !req
271. These are some good fries,
aren't they?Copy !req
272. Wow, nice place, man.Copy !req
273. Thanks for letting me
crash here.Copy !req
274. It's the least I could do
because your family hates you.Copy !req
275. - Kids!Copy !req
276. - Oh, kids! Oh, kids!
- Daddy!Copy !req
277. - Daddy!
- Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah!Copy !req
278. - Say hi to Dex.
- Hi, Dex.Copy !req
279. Ed, you had a bunch of kids
since I last saw you.Copy !req
280. Yeah. This is Pickles.
She only has 10 toes.Copy !req
281. - Only 10?
- Mm-hmm. And this is Mustard.Copy !req
282. - He's allergic to hippos.
- Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
283. - How do you know?
- We had all the kids tested.Copy !req
284. Yeah, and this is Ketchup.
She's our third favorite.Copy !req
285. - You can't say that.
- And this is Onion.Copy !req
286. - He cries a lot.
- Makes sense.Copy !req
287. And this is No Mayo.
He got hit by lightning.Copy !req
288. And now he glows in the dark.Copy !req
289. Oh, well, that's cause
for concern.Copy !req
290. Yeah, and this is our youngest,
baby Bun Bun!Copy !req
291. Hey, Dex.Copy !req
292. Hey, Rox-Roxanne.Copy !req
293. Good to-good to see you.Copy !req
294. Wait, Ed,
you're married to Roxanne?Copy !req
295. Ew! No! Roxanne's our nanny.Copy !req
296. As a nun,
I could never be married.Copy !req
297. I just love
being around children.Copy !req
298. They are the future.Copy !req
299. And Ed has created
the best family ever.Copy !req
300. He's such a good father.Copy !req
301. - And husband.
- Oh, there— Yes.Copy !req
302. There's your wife.
Hey, Edie, good to see you.Copy !req
303. Dex, so good to see you.Copy !req
304. Edie's been working
as a trapeze artist, ha!Copy !req
305. Makes sense
that somebody in your familyCopy !req
306. would work at the circus.Copy !req
307. Oh, no, I paint pictures
of trapezes.Copy !req
308. - Oh, a-a trapeze artist.Copy !req
309. What was I thinking?Copy !req
310. - Who's this little fella?
- Attack.Copy !req
311. - Attack! Attack!Copy !req
312. - Attack!Copy !req
313. Attack! Attack!Copy !req
314. Why are you telling him
to attack?Copy !req
315. Well, that's the dog's name.
His name is Attack.Copy !req
316. - Don't bite me!Copy !req
317. - Oh, no, that's our bird.Copy !req
318. His name is Don't.
Don't! Attack!Copy !req
319. - Don't! Attack!
- Help!Copy !req
320. Somebody get that bird off me!Copy !req
321. You can sleep in my bed.
I'll sleep in the bathtub.Copy !req
322. - The water's really relaxing.Copy !req
323. - You sleep in a tub with water?
- Yeah. Best part about it is,Copy !req
324. you don't gotta get out of bed
to pee.Copy !req
325. All right. Well, on that note,Copy !req
326. I will be turning in, fellas.Copy !req
327. Before you go to bed...Copy !req
328. Pillow fight?Copy !req
329. You wanna have
a pillow fight right—? No!Copy !req
330. - Kids!Copy !req
331. - Dex said no to pillow fights.Copy !req
332. Aw, come on, man.Copy !req
333. It's a bummer.
Pillows are really—Copy !req
334. Aww...Copy !req
335. Good morning!
I made you breakfast.Copy !req
336. "Eat me! Ooh, I taste so good!"Copy !req
337. Well, that's very kind of you, Ed.Copy !req
338. But I prefer to eat
not in the bathroom.Copy !req
339. I also prefer to be alone
when I'm in the bathroom.Copy !req
340. Oh, okay.
I'll just take my shower later.Copy !req
341. Oh, you know what? Ed...Copy !req
342. you think I can get a job
at Good Burger?Copy !req
343. It's not for the money.
Although I expect to get paid.Copy !req
344. I'll put in a good word
to Mr. Jensen, our manager.Copy !req
345. - Thanks, Ed. You're the man.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
346. Ooh, uh, that's not soap,
by the way.Copy !req
347. It's maple syrup.Copy !req
348. Why would you have syrup
in the bathroom?Copy !req
349. For the pancakes, duh!Copy !req
350. Oh, yeah, silly me.Copy !req
351. Wow, there's the old crew.Copy !req
352. - Man, look at us.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
353. No, wait. Focus! Mr. Jensen's
gonna be here any minute.Copy !req
354. I want you to nail
this interview. Let's practice.Copy !req
355. I'll be Mr. Jensen, you be you.Copy !req
356. - Is this really necessary?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
357. Hello! I'm Mr. Jensen.Copy !req
358. You can call me...
I don't know my first name.Copy !req
359. Uh, but just call me Mr. Jensen.Copy !req
360. All right. And you are?Copy !req
361. - I'm Dex.
- Nice to meet you, Tex.Copy !req
362. It's Dex. And you know that.Copy !req
363. Now, have you ever worked
in the fast-food industry?Copy !req
364. Because when you're working with
meats—Copy !req
365. Hello? What?
Yeah, this is Mr. Jensen.Copy !req
366. My wife? Oh!
She's having the baby right now?Copy !req
367. Oh! Oh! I'm-I'm having a baby!Copy !req
368. Push, honey!Copy !req
369. Push!Copy !req
370. I have a baby! I'm a daddy!Copy !req
371. - Congratulations.Copy !req
372. Sorry! Sorry I'm late.
My bicycle had a flat tire.Copy !req
373. You must be Dex!Copy !req
374. And you're Mr. Jensen?
As in an adult?Copy !req
375. Yeah.Copy !req
376. Dex, you're hired. Welcome
to the Good Burger family.Copy !req
377. Seriously? Just like that?Copy !req
378. - Well, Ed is a great guy.
- Oh!Copy !req
379. And he's a great judge
of character.Copy !req
380. And also, Ed obviously owns
Good Burger,Copy !req
381. so, whatever he says goes.Copy !req
382. Head burger in charge.Copy !req
383. Excuse me,
I have to call my momCopy !req
384. and tell her
I made it to work safely.Copy !req
385. Call Mommy.Copy !req
386. Wow, I cannot believe you
actually own Good Burger now.Copy !req
387. The owner left it to me
after he went bye-bye forever.Copy !req
388. Said it would've gone bankrupt
if it wasn't for my sauce.Copy !req
389. He knows I'm good
at business stuff.Copy !req
390. Did he ever actually meet you?Copy !req
391. Yeah, I got a picture of him
in my wallet.Copy !req
392. - Man, that's a dogCopy !req
393. - wearing sunglasses.
- No, it's not—Copy !req
394. Oh, this isn't my wallet!Copy !req
395. Wait, these aren't my pants!Copy !req
396. Ooh, boot cut.Copy !req
397. I can't believe
I'm back at Good BurgerCopy !req
398. after all these years, man.Copy !req
399. My best friend is here,
and you own the place!Copy !req
400. - Yeah.
- Probably got money, too, huh?Copy !req
401. Oh, well...Copy !req
402. I was wondering
if I could talk to youCopy !req
403. about this idea
I've been having to—Copy !req
404. - Come in the freezer real quick.
- Ooh, frosty!Copy !req
405. - All right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. Come on.Copy !req
407. - Come here.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
408. - Can we talk?
- I love to talk.Copy !req
409. I've been talking
since I was 8.Copy !req
410. - Just have a seat.
- Oh, okay. Huh.Copy !req
411. I got a great idea.
I'm not telling anybody.Copy !req
412. But I gotta tell my best friend.Copy !req
413. - Heh, cool.
- Well—Copy !req
414. - What's this?
- It's another freezer.Copy !req
415. We stopped using it
after the handle broke.Copy !req
416. And you just never bothered
to put it back on?Copy !req
417. - Well...
- Looks like it slides right on.Copy !req
418. I really think it's going
to make so much money.Copy !req
419. Oh, heh, Fizz.Copy !req
420. - How long was I in there for?
- About 22 years, give or take.Copy !req
421. Huh, 22 years, give or take.Copy !req
422. Jiminy Crickets,
that's a long time!Copy !req
423. - I was wondering where you went.
- The last thing I rememberCopy !req
424. was hearing you saying
you broke the handleCopy !req
425. and would be right back.Copy !req
426. You must've gotten distracted.Copy !req
427. - Yeah.Copy !req
428. You're taking this well.
Sure you're okay?Copy !req
429. Well, I am a little cold.Copy !req
430. Oh, I just realized,
I missed baseball practice.Copy !req
431. And the rest of high school!
And college!Copy !req
432. I better go see my parents.
They're probably worried sick!Copy !req
433. Whoa.Copy !req
434. Who's that grown-up?Copy !req
435. It's me!Copy !req
436. Well...Copy !req
437. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
438. - Can I take your order?
- Hmm, um...Copy !req
439. Do you serve veggie burgers?Copy !req
440. I can serve
anything on the menu.Copy !req
441. - Oh, great.
- Watch. Whoa!Copy !req
442. - Good Burger!
- Oh!Copy !req
443. Good Fries! Good Chunks!Copy !req
444. No, I came here to eat the food,
not play tennis with it!Copy !req
445. Oh, I know what you want.
You want pickleball.Copy !req
446. - Oh, okay.
- No one said—Copy !req
447. - Fore!
- Oh!Copy !req
448. - Fore!
- Oh, no, stop!Copy !req
449. I'm never
coming back here again!Copy !req
450. And no one says "fore"
in tennis.Copy !req
451. - That's golf.
- Oh! She's right.Copy !req
452. - What? Who did that?
- Knock it off.Copy !req
453. Ed, just the man
I'm looking for.Copy !req
454. Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy.Copy !req
455. That's right, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
That's me, Cecil McNevins.Copy !req
456. I was wondering if we could
have a private conversation.Copy !req
457. Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, everybody!Copy !req
458. Could you all please leave
so me and this lawyer guyCopy !req
459. could have
a private conversation?Copy !req
460. - Meh!
- No. No, no, no.Copy !req
461. Nobody has to go anywhere.Copy !req
462. I just want me and you to talk
one on one.Copy !req
463. Well, that sounds unnecessarily
complicated, but all right.Copy !req
464. Hey, everybody! It's okay,
you don't have to leave.Copy !req
465. Sit on down.Copy !req
466. Hey, Dex, work the register
for me, all right?Copy !req
467. Come on.Copy !req
468. Woo-hoo! Okay.Copy !req
469. Hey, man, who's that guy?Copy !req
470. Oh, that guy,
he's from MegaCorp.Copy !req
471. He keeps trying to talk Ed
into selling Good Burger.Copy !req
472. MegaCorp?
The giant tech company?Copy !req
473. And he wants to buy Good Burger?Copy !req
474. You got the register,
Mr. Jensen.Copy !req
475. Hey, I'm the manager.
I'm supposed to tell you stuff.Copy !req
476. - This private enough for you?
- This is perfect.Copy !req
477. - Yeah.Copy !req
478. I got these. I got 'em.Copy !req
479. - Uh, we're still eating here.
- Shh!Copy !req
480. As you can see,Copy !req
481. my client significantly
increased the offer.Copy !req
482. - Oh.
- Pretty nice, right?Copy !req
483. Oh, no, I'm just reading.Copy !req
484. There's a bunch of O's. Oh!Copy !req
485. Ed, those are not O's.Copy !req
486. Those are zeros.Copy !req
487. Oh, zeros.Copy !req
488. - I guess I'm done.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
489. - Here.
- Uh, look,Copy !req
490. I don't care how many zeros
or O's you offer.Copy !req
491. Good Burger's not for sale.Copy !req
492. Nah. Here, you can have that.Copy !req
493. All right, you're all clean.
Enjoy your meal.Copy !req
494. That was
surprisingly refreshing.Copy !req
495. You'll be sorry.Copy !req
496. Hey, Ed, what you doing?Copy !req
497. Just unclogging
the strawberry Jacuzzi.Copy !req
498. Oh, nice, well, uh...
couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
499. but that dude was trying
to give you money to sell.Copy !req
500. He wants me to open Good
Burgers all around the world.Copy !req
501. But I promised everyone
I will not sell.Copy !req
502. Just out of curiosity,
how much we talking?Copy !req
503. I'm happy the way things are.
I don't want to mess things up.Copy !req
504. I got more money
than I can dream of.Copy !req
505. Ed, are using a plunger
to unclog the shake machine?Copy !req
506. As in the same plunger we use
to unclog the toilet?Copy !req
507. - Uh, no.
- Ugh!Copy !req
508. Guys, you'll never guess
who just ordered a Good Burger.Copy !req
509. Is it Stefan Löfven, the former
prime minister of Sweden?Copy !req
510. Chewbacca?Copy !req
511. Shakespeare?Copy !req
512. Shakespeare's been dead
for 400 years.Copy !req
513. Well, then how'd he make
the order?Copy !req
514. Look. It's only
my favorite artist, Luna Fox.Copy !req
515. My ex was supposed
to take me to that show.Copy !req
516. I want that delivery!Copy !req
517. - Me, too. I gotta change.
- Me three.Copy !req
518. I got it. Come on, slowpokes.Copy !req
519. Is that a giant lollipop?Copy !req
520. That was a stop sign.Copy !req
521. Aw, I love giant lollipops.Copy !req
522. Oh, that's much better.Copy !req
523. Why would you pick Ruth
to be the driver?Copy !req
524. Well, she's too old
to work the register.Copy !req
525. Good point.
Uh, pull over, please, Ruth.Copy !req
526. Yeah, just ease it to the right.
Ease it— Help her out.Copy !req
527. - Ease it to the right.
- Just—Copy !req
528. - Uncle Dex, watch out!Copy !req
529. - What the—?Copy !req
530. That's what I call driving!Copy !req
531. - Now, just be cool, Ed. Be cool.
- Okay.Copy !req
532. Hey, Luna Fox.Copy !req
533. Got a special delivery for you.Copy !req
534. - Nice to meet you, Luna Fox.
- Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
535. But I'm kind of
in the middle of something.Copy !req
536. - Huh?Copy !req
537. You should've ordered
more food.Copy !req
538. Well, this has been fun.Copy !req
539. - Goodbye.
- Oh.Copy !req
540. Can I get a picture
of you with my niece?Copy !req
541. Her ex was supposed to bring her
to this concert.Copy !req
542. Yeah, I'll take a picture
with her after the show.Copy !req
543. - You want to do it now?
- No.Copy !req
544. - Okay, great.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.Copy !req
545. - Now?
- Mm-mm. Hi!Copy !req
546. Hey, girl.Copy !req
547. Don't ever say your uncle
didn't do nothing nice for you!Copy !req
548. I can't believe
this is happening!Copy !req
549. - Me neither.Copy !req
550. Can you believe
I got a picture with her?Copy !req
551. - You coming out tonight, Dex?Copy !req
552. Oh, I was gonna
spend some time with your dad.Copy !req
553. Oh, I'm going, too.
We all go to Fun-tasy IslandCopy !req
554. every Thursday night, right?Copy !req
555. - They have bowling.
- And skating.Copy !req
556. And automatic paper-towel
dispensers. Yeah.Copy !req
557. Come on, Uncle Dex.
It'll be fun.Copy !req
558. - Sure, why not?
- Cool.Copy !req
559. I just gotta change
into my party clothes.Copy !req
560. - Let's party!Copy !req
561. Did you see, he had
the same shirt on underneath.Copy !req
562. Yeah, he does that.Copy !req
563. Why is everybody going
the wrong way? Whoa!Copy !req
564. Help me out!Copy !req
565. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
566. Thanks for doing that.
It's hard to tie themCopy !req
567. with bowling balls
stuck to my hands.Copy !req
568. How'd you even get them stuck?
Never mind.Copy !req
569. I'm excited to talk to you
about this opportunity.Copy !req
570. Count me in.Copy !req
571. Really?
You don't want to hear the idea?Copy !req
572. You're my best friend.
How much do you need?Copy !req
573. - How much do you have?
- Ooh, hm...Copy !req
574. I have three, 13 million...Copy !req
575. carry the snowman,Copy !req
576. uh, square root of nine,Copy !req
577. an isosceles triangle,
71, 71, 71, 71.Copy !req
578. Boom! I can give you...Copy !req
579. $136.Copy !req
580. $136?Copy !req
581. Give me a couple days.Copy !req
582. I'll talk to my accountant,
have her move stuff around.Copy !req
583. I thought you said you had more
money than you could dream of.Copy !req
584. Yeah, all I ever dream of
is Good Burger,Copy !req
585. my family, and my friends,
like you.Copy !req
586. All right, great.
You're all set, cowboy.Copy !req
587. Ah, thank you. You're so cool.
Man, this is heavy.Copy !req
588. Oh, okay. Hold on.
I'm gonna get a drinky drink.Copy !req
589. Oh, I can just— Oh, boy!Copy !req
590. - Okay.
- That didn't work.Copy !req
591. - See you.
- Be careful.Copy !req
592. - There's an exit—
- We're rolling. Oh!Copy !req
593. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
594. Oh, that's slippery.Copy !req
595. Small wall! Aah!Copy !req
596. Oh! I'm okay!Copy !req
597. - We need to talk.
- Okay, let's talk.Copy !req
598. What do you want to talk about?
Whoa!Copy !req
599. Well, I might be heavy
because of the bowling balls.Copy !req
600. Remember you taught me
how to skate?Copy !req
601. Of course.
I remember everything about you.Copy !req
602. I remember you love unicorns
and you're a whiz at computers.Copy !req
603. Remember when you hacked
that travel website for meCopy !req
604. and I flew first class
for like an entire year?Copy !req
605. I can't believe
you had a 6-year-old do that.Copy !req
606. - Yeah.
- So, go on then.Copy !req
607. Tell me about your top secret
billion-dollar idea.Copy !req
608. - Really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
609. Okay, get ready.Copy !req
610. - Permanent ice.Copy !req
611. Oh, wait, you're serious?Copy !req
612. Yeah, think about it.Copy !req
613. It'll always stay cold
and never melts in the heat.Copy !req
614. So, that's your idea,
permanent ice?Copy !req
615. Permanent ice?
That's a great idea!Copy !req
616. - Whoa! Sorry!
- Oh, see, now he heard it.Copy !req
617. Who cares who hears?
It's a terrible idea.Copy !req
618. And it's impossible.Copy !req
619. Nah, I just thought,
why wouldn't people want that?Copy !req
620. Just because you
think of somethingCopy !req
621. doesn't mean you can
make it magically exist, okay?Copy !req
622. Thought you said
this was gonna be fun.Copy !req
623. Oh, dude!Copy !req
624. Okay. What do you want
to talk about?Copy !req
625. You should reconsider
selling Good Burger.Copy !req
626. Oh, no thank you.Copy !req
627. Ed, what do you love the most?Copy !req
628. - I love my pet goldfish Goldie.
- Goldie?Copy !req
629. Be a shame if something bad
happened to Goldie.Copy !req
630. Like if he peed his pants?
That could happen to anybody.Copy !req
631. Oh, wait.
Goldie doesn't wear pants.Copy !req
632. It's time to be
more direct with him.Copy !req
633. Listen, this is
a legally binding contractCopy !req
634. saying you are selling us
Good Burger.Copy !req
635. - Now, sign it.
- And I'm the notary.Copy !req
636. - So it'll be official!
- What?Copy !req
637. I would never sign that.Copy !req
638. I was thinking...
I love your sauce!Copy !req
639. You make great sauce.Copy !req
640. Would you sign an autograph
for me?Copy !req
641. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
642. Might be hard because
I've got these balls here.Copy !req
643. - Very easy.
- They're very heavy.Copy !req
644. Let me help you with that.Copy !req
645. - Oh, okay.
- I'll take this.Copy !req
646. - Okay, all right.
- Let it go.Copy !req
647. - I just—
- Come on.Copy !req
648. - Ah, okay, go!
- Whoa!Copy !req
649. Whoa!Copy !req
650. Oh, dude.Copy !req
651. Thanks for getting the ball
off my hand!Copy !req
652. You're in real trouble now.Copy !req
653. Huh?Copy !req
654. Ow!Copy !req
655. All right, I'm going back
to the party with my friends!Copy !req
656. - Nice meeting you guys!Copy !req
657. - Work it, Ruth!
- You look so good, Ruth!Copy !req
658. - So good!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
659. Turning me into a robot.Copy !req
660. We're filming it for our vlog.Copy !req
661. That seems more important
then giving customers food.Copy !req
662. - That's what we thought.Copy !req
663. - The new grill just came in.
- Okay, good. Let's go get it.Copy !req
664. No, I got it right here.Copy !req
665. Ed, I think you might've
ordered the wrong kind of grill.Copy !req
666. The thing is, if
you don't dry run the grill...Copy !req
667. - You're absolutely right.
- Yes.Copy !req
668. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
669. All right.Copy !req
670. Um, excuse me.
If you're looking for Ed,Copy !req
671. he doesn't play in the trash
until after work.Copy !req
672. No, you got it wrong, playboy.Copy !req
673. I'm actually looking for you.Copy !req
674. - It's Dex, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
675. Throw that trash away
and jump in. Come on.Copy !req
676. Uh, you-I think-
no, I don't think-all right.Copy !req
677. I just want to have
a conversation with you.Copy !req
678. Man, your shoe closet
is bigger than most houses.Copy !req
679. I got six kitchens,
three backyards.Copy !req
680. - What?
- I got 32.5 bathrooms.Copy !req
681. - Indoor pool, outdoor pool.
- Goodness.Copy !req
682. As a matter of fact,
I got a llama farm.Copy !req
683. - I see you in a place like this.
- I would be comfortable here.Copy !req
684. You remind me of my young self.
I just got more breaks than you.Copy !req
685. Somewhere in the multiverse,
you own all this, huh?Copy !req
686. And I'm working in a fast-food
restaurant.Copy !req
687. Is there anywhere
in the multiverseCopy !req
688. where you get to the point?Copy !req
689. Good Burger is
an amazing business.Copy !req
690. But there's only one.Copy !req
691. Can you imagine Good Burgers and
Ed's famous sauce everywhere?Copy !req
692. Huh?Copy !req
693. MegaCorp is trying
to open a bunch of 'em.Copy !req
694. But you know Ed.Copy !req
695. That's because Ed likes things
the way they are.Copy !req
696. He definitely does not
want to sell.Copy !req
697. He doesn't have to.
That's not what we want.Copy !req
698. No, we want him to franchise it,Copy !req
699. give us permission
to open stores everywhere.Copy !req
700. So, Ed can stay at Good BurgerCopy !req
701. and keep the life that he loves,Copy !req
702. and you're just gonna
pay him a lot?Copy !req
703. Oh, you get it. Exactly.Copy !req
704. Where do I fit in?Copy !req
705. My client is willing to pay
a lot of moneyCopy !req
706. to someone who can convince Ed
that this is an amazing idea.Copy !req
707. And maybe even that someone
could become a partner.Copy !req
708. Hmm? A win-win.Copy !req
709. A win-win...Copy !req
710. win.Copy !req
711. - I like that third W.Copy !req
712. - That's a lot of wins.Copy !req
713. Man, I've missed this rooftop.Copy !req
714. The stars look much better
from up here.Copy !req
715. I really do
think that.Copy !req
716. Could you please
take the grills out?Copy !req
717. Oh, um, sorry.Copy !req
718. Dex, it's really good
having you up here.Copy !req
719. I really missed you.
When you were gone,Copy !req
720. I would look
at this picture of usCopy !req
721. and remember all the fun times.Copy !req
722. I remember this day.Copy !req
723. We went paintballing
and lostCopy !req
724. because we were on the same team
but you shot me in the head.Copy !req
725. - Fun times, man.
- Mm.Copy !req
726. I know how busy
and successful you are,Copy !req
727. but it means a lot
that you came to see me.Copy !req
728. You're my best friend.Copy !req
729. Kind of my only friend.Copy !req
730. But I am a little concerned.Copy !req
731. You know, I think you're missing
some serious opportunities.Copy !req
732. You should let these people
open new Good Burgers.Copy !req
733. Or at least hear them out.
I'll go with you, you know?Copy !req
734. Just make sure
everything is cool.Copy !req
735. What is that?
Is that a yes, is that a no?Copy !req
736. Would you
take the grills out?Copy !req
737. I don't have grills in my mouth.Copy !req
738. I just like talking silly.Copy !req
739. But, yeah, if you want me
to do it, I'll do it.Copy !req
740. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
741. - Yeah!
- That's it.Copy !req
742. Dude,
I'm glad you're back.Copy !req
743. Mmm...Copy !req
744. Oh, fellas.
Thanks for joining me.Copy !req
745. - Thanks for being joined.
- Thanks for buying us lunch.Copy !req
746. - You are paying, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
747. What language is this menu in?Copy !req
748. Uh, you might have it
upside-down.Copy !req
749. - So I do.
- Look, I'll get to the point.Copy !req
750. MegaCorp understands
how valuable Good Burger is.Copy !req
751. And if you sign this contract,
uh, it...Copy !req
752. - What are you doing?
- Just reading the menu.Copy !req
753. What?Copy !req
754. You didn't have to turn
upside-down.Copy !req
755. You could've just flipped
the menu over.Copy !req
756. Oh, now it's all
upside-down again!Copy !req
757. Oh, okay. Oh.Copy !req
758. - Knock it off.Copy !req
759. Huh, much better.Copy !req
760. - Cool.Copy !req
761. Uh, now, I know
you have concerns.Copy !req
762. I want you to understand,Copy !req
763. you're still going to be
the face of Good BurgerCopy !req
764. but bigger than ever.Copy !req
765. Ugh, but I like my face
the size that it is.Copy !req
766. Gentlemen, have we decided?Copy !req
767. I'll do the fettuccini Alfredo.Copy !req
768. Whoa, how did you know
his name was Alfredo?Copy !req
769. My name is Maurice.Copy !req
770. Alfredo is the sauce.Copy !req
771. - Mm.
- Well, I will haveCopy !req
772. one of whatever
the most expensive thing is.Copy !req
773. Classy. And for you?Copy !req
774. Oh, I'll have a burger.Copy !req
775. - Would you like soup or salad?Copy !req
776. A super salad? What does
a super salad look like?Copy !req
777. What is its superpowers?Copy !req
778. How did it get superpowers?Copy !req
779. Was it bitten by
a radioactive cucumber?Copy !req
780. Salad it is.Copy !req
781. Oh, cool.Copy !req
782. Nothing's gonna happen
to the original Good Burger.Copy !req
783. Employees will keep their jobs.
In fact...Copy !req
784. we're gonna
give everybody raises.Copy !req
785. Oh, you hear that?Copy !req
786. This is going to be a winning
situation for everybody.Copy !req
787. - Would I steer you wrong?
- Dex is my best friend.Copy !req
788. If he thinks it's right...Copy !req
789. I do. I think
it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
790. Then I'll do it. Yeah.Copy !req
791. Fantastic. All right.
Let's make it official.Copy !req
792. All I need here
is your signatureCopy !req
793. and we good to go.Copy !req
794. - Okay.Copy !req
795. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
796. It is a pleasure
doing business with you.Copy !req
797. - Water?Copy !req
798. I think so.Copy !req
799. Let me see.Copy !req
800. Hmm? Hmm. Hmm?Copy !req
801. Hmm!Copy !req
802. Oh, yeah, that's water.Copy !req
803. None for me, thanks.Copy !req
804. Milkshake?Copy !req
805. Mia. Milkshake?Copy !req
806. They're for you.
I mean, milkshake, anyone?Copy !req
807. You were just right here.Copy !req
808. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
809. - Okay.
- I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
810. We put fries
in the burger piñata.Copy !req
811. - Very hygienic.
- Yeah.Copy !req
812. Thanks for throwing the party.Copy !req
813. Uh, these are our boyfriends.Copy !req
814. - Kenny.
- And Benny.Copy !req
815. Uh, hi.Copy !req
816. Don't freak out, Ed.Copy !req
817. Just smile and nod
like everything isn't twice.Copy !req
818. Here's how we met.Copy !req
819. I was cooking,
and this hottie walks in.Copy !req
820. I was like... .Copy !req
821. He orders
a Good Burger, Good Fry,Copy !req
822. Good Shake, Good Chili,
Good Chunks.Copy !req
823. No! That is too much.Copy !req
824. I'm sorry, Ed's gotta make
a little speech. Excuse us.Copy !req
825. We didn't
even get to the good part!Copy !req
826. It's a great day
for Good Burger, isn't it?Copy !req
827. It's beautiful. It's going
to be a day to remember.Copy !req
828. - That's right.Copy !req
829. - Hey, everybody!Copy !req
830. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
831. Welcome to the French-fries-ing
of Good Burger.Copy !req
832. - Franchising!
- I didn't want to do it,Copy !req
833. but Dex convinced me
it'd be good for us.Copy !req
834. Guess it's true. Everybody
that works at Good BurgerCopy !req
835. is getting a raise!Copy !req
836. - Yay, Dex!Copy !req
837. Yeah, I want to hear some music!
Hit it, Yung Gravy!Copy !req
838. - You got it, baby.Copy !req
839. So, um, I guess
your mom's not coming?Copy !req
840. Yeah, I asked, and I think
her exact words were "Hell no."Copy !req
841. Okay.Copy !req
842. Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy!
What's going on?Copy !req
843. I am having a blast!
I'll tell you what's going on.Copy !req
844. Now that we own Good Burger,
we're going to make changes.Copy !req
845. What kind of changes?Copy !req
846. First, we're shutting down
this store.Copy !req
847. Oh, yeah, that's right!
We're gonna party all night!Copy !req
848. - Shut it down!
- Shut it down!Copy !req
849. Shut it down! Shut it down!Copy !req
850. - Shut it down! Shut it down!
- You guys are hysterical!Copy !req
851. I don't think you understand.
We're gonna close this place.Copy !req
852. - You're all fired.
- I like that, fired!Copy !req
853. Fired, heh! Fired, heh!
It's hot!Copy !req
854. We're fired, we're fired!Copy !req
855. Oh, whoo! Fired! Fi—Copy !req
856. Oh, you mean we're really fired.Copy !req
857. We thought
we were getting raises.Copy !req
858. I don't understand.
You just said...Copy !req
859. Wait, relax, everybody.Copy !req
860. Now, we're still partners
on this,Copy !req
861. and that is not the deal.Copy !req
862. We said that nobody's
getting fired.Copy !req
863. - Yeah.
- According to this contractCopy !req
864. you signed without reading,
we can do anything.Copy !req
865. It also says we're not partners.Copy !req
866. Matter of fact, hey...Copy !req
867. you just got hustled
by a real hustler, playboy.Copy !req
868. Get off me.Copy !req
869. And now,
time for my grand speech.Copy !req
870. I'm totally not having fun anymore.Copy !req
871. Uh, I want to thank y'all
for coming outCopy !req
872. and celebrating this
Good Burger's farewell party.Copy !req
873. Make some noise!Copy !req
874. That's right,
this location is shut down.Copy !req
875. Do me a favor. My clients
do not like trespassers.Copy !req
876. And right now,
you're all trespassers!Copy !req
877. Please leave. Bye. Now!
Have a nice day.Copy !req
878. How are we supposed to have
a nice day after what you said?Copy !req
879. This is all your fault.Copy !req
880. You said everything
was going to be okay.Copy !req
881. - Well, it's not.
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
882. They screwed me
out of money, too.Copy !req
883. Why would they do this?Copy !req
884. Now we're all out of jobs.Copy !req
885. Who's gonna hire Ruth?
She's practically dead.Copy !req
886. - No offense.
- It's okay, sweetie.Copy !req
887. My heart stopped
four times this week.Copy !req
888. Well, this isn't my fault.Copy !req
889. You seem to have to say that
an awful lot.Copy !req
890. I guess my mom was right
about you.Copy !req
891. Mia, come— Mia!Copy !req
892. Don't leave it like this, y'all.Copy !req
893. Come on. I didn't know
this was gonna happen.Copy !req
894. - You gotta believe me.
- It's okay.Copy !req
895. I wish you didn't tell me
to sell Good Burger.Copy !req
896. You know what,
you can have this photo.Copy !req
897. It doesn't bring me
happiness anymore.Copy !req
898. This was not my fault!Copy !req
899. This was all my fault! Oh, man!
I saw a solution to my problemsCopy !req
900. and rushed into it
without even thinking.Copy !req
901. All I had to do
was read the contract.Copy !req
902. But I'm always looking
for the quick fix—Copy !req
903. - I could fix that real quick.Copy !req
904. No! Oh, man, I was gonna
pay my sister back!Copy !req
905. And now a whole bunch
of new people hate me.Copy !req
906. I just don't get it.Copy !req
907. MegaCorp does not need
to close down Good Burger.Copy !req
908. There's got to be
something we can do.Copy !req
909. Tickle 'em.
I'm gonna line them upCopy !req
910. - and tickle 'em real good.
- Ed, what are you doing?Copy !req
911. Huh? I'm playing Bunny Smash.Copy !req
912. Yeah, it's my favorite game.Copy !req
913. You get bunnies, you tickle 'em,Copy !req
914. and if they laugh,
you get a carrot!Copy !req
915. Ed, come on, man, focus!Copy !req
916. How could you be playing
a game at a time like this?Copy !req
917. I'm trying not to think
about Good Burger.Copy !req
918. Oh, now I'm thinking about
Good Burger.Copy !req
919. - We gotta do something!
- I know what we could do.Copy !req
920. We can get random celebrities,
get 'em all together,Copy !req
921. and have them sing a song
about saving Good Burger.Copy !req
922. There's a burger place...Copy !req
923. - I...
- Eh, I don't know. But maybe.Copy !req
924. - No, we're not gonna do that.Copy !req
925. But we're not just gonna
sit here. You know what?Copy !req
926. Let's go over to MegaCorp,
have a reasonable conversation,Copy !req
927. and get them
to change their minds, right?Copy !req
928. - That's a plan.
- Yeah, dude.Copy !req
929. Uh, yes, sir, howdy-doo?Copy !req
930. You may go ahead
and tell the head of MegaCorpCopy !req
931. that Ed and Dex is here
to see them.Copy !req
932. You can go on ahead
and let us inCopy !req
933. because we are not taking no
for an answer.Copy !req
934. - It's Jimathy, Security.
- Ed and Dex are here to see 'em.Copy !req
935. - Ed and Dex are here to see you.
- Demand. Not taking "no."Copy !req
936. They demand to see you and
will not take no for an answer.Copy !req
937. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
938. Head on in.
Go up to the top floor.Copy !req
939. - Oh! Come on.
- We can go in?Copy !req
940. - That easy?
- No!Copy !req
941. You're also going to need
your visitors' passes.Copy !req
942. That's okay,
we already have our own.Copy !req
943. We already have our own.Copy !req
944. Have a MegaCorp day!Copy !req
945. - This is a big office.
- Yeah.Copy !req
946. Ed and Dex.
We've been expecting you.Copy !req
947. I want you to say hello
to the new owner of Good Burger.Copy !req
948. That's right, it's me.Copy !req
949. Uh, I have no idea
who you are.Copy !req
950. - Yeah, you don't seem familiar.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
951. Katt Bozwell.Copy !req
952. - Nope.
- I got nothing.Copy !req
953. Well, surely you remember
my older brother, Kurt.Copy !req
954. He opened Mondo Burger
across from Good Burger.Copy !req
955. Then, thanks to you two,
Mondo Burger went under.Copy !req
956. And my brother went to jail.Copy !req
957. Yeah, of course we remember.Copy !req
958. - Hmm.
- I don't.Copy !req
959. You sure you're not confusing me
with a different EdCopy !req
960. that worked at Good Burger
across from Mondo Burger,Copy !req
961. who created a secret sauce
your brother tried to steal?Copy !req
962. Ed, she didn't say anything
about the sauce.Copy !req
963. Oh, so I do remember.Copy !req
964. You two dest—Copy !req
965. - Cecil.
- Huh? Oh!Copy !req
966. Help me out of the egg.Copy !req
967. You two destroyed my family.Copy !req
968. And I've been planning
my revenge ever since.Copy !req
969. - It's very sweet.Copy !req
970. I own Good Burger now.Copy !req
971. We're going to open
Mega Good BurgersCopy !req
972. in cities all over the world.Copy !req
973. Mm-hmm. From Hollywood
to Hong Kong.Copy !req
974. Hong Kong's not a city,
it's the name of an ape.Copy !req
975. Nope, that's the wrong Kong.Copy !req
976. Is Wrong Kong
the name of the ape?Copy !req
977. - What?
- King Kong.Copy !req
978. - Oh, the game with the paddles?Copy !req
979. - Ping-Pong.
- Oh, the sound a doorbell makes.Copy !req
980. - Ding-dong!
- What?Copy !req
981. Please stop! Silence.Copy !req
982. The point is, I'm finally
living up to my family's dream.Copy !req
983. But this time, it's called
Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
984. You didn't have to fire
everybody from Good Burger.Copy !req
985. Can't you consider giving
their jobs back?Copy !req
986. - No!
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
987. No, we cannot. Because
we don't need you anymore.Copy !req
988. We don't need any employees.
That's the best part.Copy !req
989. I'll explain over lunch.Copy !req
990. You boys like burgers, right?Copy !req
991. - Is lunch happening now?Copy !req
992. - Follow her.
- Okay.Copy !req
993. Open!Copy !req
994. Open!Copy !req
995. This way.Copy !req
996. - Sit!Copy !req
997. Who's hungry?Copy !req
998. Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
999. Can I take your order?Copy !req
1000. Whoa!Copy !req
1001. It's like looking at a mirror
with my picture taped on it.Copy !req
1002. - What?
- All Mega Good BurgersCopy !req
1003. will be fully automated,
and, as you can see,Copy !req
1004. Ed is still the face
of Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
1005. I would like
one Mega Good Burger,Copy !req
1006. one order of Mega Good Fries,Copy !req
1007. and one chocolate
Mega Good Shake, please.Copy !req
1008. One Mega Good Burger,
One Mega Good Fry,Copy !req
1009. One Mega Good Shake.
That'll be $8.Copy !req
1010. - Oh.Copy !req
1011. Payment accepted. Your meal
will be out momentarily.Copy !req
1012. You can feel it
when payment's accepted.Copy !req
1013. - Ooh!
- Man! Oh!Copy !req
1014. You put the laser on the meat.Copy !req
1015. Then the "pfft."Copy !req
1016. - Ed's Sauce.Copy !req
1017. My Ed's Sauce.Copy !req
1018. - They got my sauce.
- I know, that's my fault.Copy !req
1019. There we go, ooh!Copy !req
1020. - Juicy lettuce, yeah.
- Wow!Copy !req
1021. Yes!Copy !req
1022. Okay...Copy !req
1023. Faster.Copy !req
1024. Faster.Copy !req
1025. - Nice.
- Where-where did it go?Copy !req
1026. Oh, where'd it go?Copy !req
1027. - Oh!Copy !req
1028. It's there.Copy !req
1029. Here's your meal. Thank you
for choosing Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
1030. I know, thank me.Copy !req
1031. Wow, an efficient Ed.Copy !req
1032. It's like he's me.Copy !req
1033. But I'm me!Copy !req
1034. Maybe we're both me!Copy !req
1035. If you're a me,
when's my birthday?Copy !req
1036. Sorry, I do not have the answer
to "when is my birthday?"Copy !req
1037. Oh, whoa! I don't know
when my birthday is either!Copy !req
1038. Wow, this is so weird, dude!Copy !req
1039. Ed, that is a robot you.Copy !req
1040. MegaCorp wants to replace
everybody with Ed robots.Copy !req
1041. We call them Ed-amatronics.Copy !req
1042. It's pretty clever.
I came up with it.Copy !req
1043. Picture it.
No more annoying employeesCopy !req
1044. with their annoying problems,
like getting sickCopy !req
1045. or asking for a raise or,
"I need to go to the bathroom."Copy !req
1046. Well, too bad, so sad.
Not on my dime.Copy !req
1047. You poo on your own time!Copy !req
1048. Zero employees, maximum profits.Copy !req
1049. See? Why does everyone call you
a lousy businessman?Copy !req
1050. - I don't get it.
- Everyone thinks I'm lousy?Copy !req
1051. - Uh, yes.
- Oh.Copy !req
1052. Oh, wait, I forgot.
There's more.Copy !req
1053. - Follow me.
- More?Copy !req
1054. Welcome to the control room.Copy !req
1055. Okay, this is starting to feel
like you're bragging now.Copy !req
1056. In this one room,
I can manageCopy !req
1057. all Mega Good Burger locations
at once.Copy !req
1058. Watch this.Copy !req
1059. Dallas!Copy !req
1060. Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
yee-hoo!Copy !req
1061. - London.
- Welcome to Mega Good Burger,Copy !req
1062. - milady.
- Madrid, Spain.Copy !req
1063. Didn't have to say
the "Spain" part.Copy !req
1064. Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
1065. - Pick a place, any place.
- Tokyo.Copy !req
1066. Tokyo!Copy !req
1067. This is all pretty incredible.Copy !req
1068. I mean, you'll never
get away with this.Copy !req
1069. Oh, but we will.Copy !req
1070. In 24 hours, our grand opening
launches worldwide.Copy !req
1071. You know what, I'm gonna
give you one last chance.Copy !req
1072. Give us Good Burger back,
or else.Copy !req
1073. Or else what?Copy !req
1074. Um, I don't know.Copy !req
1075. I didn't
totally think that through.Copy !req
1076. Oh, I think we're out of time.Copy !req
1077. Oh, hey, dudes.Copy !req
1078. Can I offer you boys
a lift homeCopy !req
1079. in one of our self-driving
delivery cars?Copy !req
1080. That's okay.Copy !req
1081. - We got our own ride.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1082. Oh, you mean this one?Copy !req
1083. - Pull up the car.Copy !req
1084. - That's it.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1085. That's my whip, yeah.Copy !req
1086. No!Copy !req
1087. - You hate to see that happen.Copy !req
1088. Why?Copy !req
1089. You evil woman!Copy !req
1090. Maybe we should've used
Burn No More.Copy !req
1091. You know, I think
we will take that ride now.Copy !req
1092. That's what I thought.Copy !req
1093. Okay, now wait.
You don't have to push me!Copy !req
1094. - Open door.
- Whoa!Copy !req
1095. Now, that's cool.Copy !req
1096. Whoa!Copy !req
1097. Bye!Copy !req
1098. I can't believe that lady.Copy !req
1099. Super efficient Ed bots.Copy !req
1100. And her incredible technology
and genius business model.Copy !req
1101. And this dumb, amazing,
self-driving car!Copy !req
1102. This button makes the window
go up and down.Copy !req
1103. All cars can do that.Copy !req
1104. Not ones
that don't have windows.Copy !req
1105. - Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
1106. Why did we just turn left?Copy !req
1107. How does this car know
where we're going?Copy !req
1108. The windows stopped windowing.Copy !req
1109. - That's because I locked them.
- Who said that?Copy !req
1110. - It is I, Katt.
- Who?Copy !req
1111. Oh, really, guys? New owner
of Mega Good Burger,Copy !req
1112. - Kurt's sister getting revenge?
- Oh, that Katt.Copy !req
1113. I hope
you're enjoying the ride.Copy !req
1114. It's the last one you'll take.Copy !req
1115. The last one
in this particular vehicle,Copy !req
1116. or the last one as in something
bad is about to happen?Copy !req
1117. - The second one.
- Oh.Copy !req
1118. - It's getting aggressive.Copy !req
1119. All right,
we gotta get control of it!Copy !req
1120. - You got it!
- No! Oh, no!Copy !req
1121. All right! I got it.Copy !req
1122. Oh, man, I got it. Come on!Copy !req
1123. - This is hard to steer. Help me!Copy !req
1124. Okay!Copy !req
1125. Look out! Ice cream truck!Copy !req
1126. Oh, construction!Copy !req
1127. I'm blind!Copy !req
1128. I'm gonna die!
He's gonna die!Copy !req
1129. She's gonna die!
We're all gonna die!Copy !req
1130. - Whoa, lady!Copy !req
1131. Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall!Copy !req
1132. - Whoa!Copy !req
1133. I got an idea.
Okay, we gotta find a park.Copy !req
1134. This is not the time
for a picnic.Copy !req
1135. We are trapped in
an out-of-control vehicle.Copy !req
1136. You think I want
to have a picnic?Copy !req
1137. Right, we don't have a blanket.
Oh, but I do have some Brie.Copy !req
1138. Oh! Oh, my Brie!Copy !req
1139. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Look out!Copy !req
1140. - Whoa! Whoa!
- Okay!Copy !req
1141. It's working! Let's hold it like
this until it runs out of power.Copy !req
1142. How long
is that gonna take?Copy !req
1143. Depends on how much power
is left.Copy !req
1144. Power thingie is on F
for "fairly empty."Copy !req
1145. - No!
- Huh?Copy !req
1146. F is for "full," Ed!Copy !req
1147. Oh, this is gonna
take a while, dude.Copy !req
1148. Oh!Copy !req
1149. - Thank goodness that's over.Copy !req
1150. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1151. Spinny thingie!Copy !req
1152. What's that? Where you going?Copy !req
1153. Haven't we spinny-thingie'd
enough?Copy !req
1154. - Spinny thingie!
- Oh, yep, I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
1155. I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
1156. Good Burger was my life, Dex.Copy !req
1157. I can't work
at another burger place.Copy !req
1158. There's not gonna be any.Copy !req
1159. Unless there's another job
I can do.Copy !req
1160. Maybe I could be a...Copy !req
1161. - Heart surgeon!Copy !req
1162. Whoa, this body's
full of ketchup!Copy !req
1163. - Wait, that's not ketchup!Copy !req
1164. Or a world-famous opera singer.Copy !req
1165. Or a weather man.Copy !req
1166. All you gotta do
is press the button,Copy !req
1167. - weather shows up behind you.
- Okay, huh.Copy !req
1168. Or a movie star.Copy !req
1169. In a world
of fast-food chaos,Copy !req
1170. two dudes set out
to cure the world's munchiesCopy !req
1171. in Doordash Dudes 2:
A Time to Deliver.Copy !req
1172. Gotta be honest, I don't
see you as any of those things.Copy !req
1173. Oh, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
1174. What are either of us gonna do?
This is messed up.Copy !req
1175. Yeah, but it's worse for me.Copy !req
1176. I have a family
and mouths to feed.Copy !req
1177. You don't have to worry
about that.Copy !req
1178. Your family hates you
and you have stock market.Copy !req
1179. Well, actually, Ed,Copy !req
1180. I haven't been
totally honest with you.Copy !req
1181. I'm not as successful
as you think I am.Copy !req
1182. As a matter of fact,
I lost everything.Copy !req
1183. I came to see you because
I had nowhere else to go.Copy !req
1184. I knew you would help me because...Copy !req
1185. well, you're a good friend.Copy !req
1186. But I haven't been
a good friend to you.Copy !req
1187. I'm so sorry
I messed everything up.Copy !req
1188. But there's still time.Copy !req
1189. I'm gonna get you your job back.Copy !req
1190. I'm gonna get everybody
their jobs back.Copy !req
1191. Okay, well, where's he gone now?Copy !req
1192. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
1193. Can I take your order?Copy !req
1194. - Can I take your order, doggy?Copy !req
1195. I'd better hurry.Copy !req
1196. - Here you go.Copy !req
1197. Hey, everybody!
I'm glad you could all make it.Copy !req
1198. I can't believe you got Good
Burger to give us our jobs back.Copy !req
1199. - We're so excited.Copy !req
1200. Hearing I got my job back
makes me feel much better.Copy !req
1201. I thought
I'd never see Mia again.Copy !req
1202. I-I mean, see any of you again.Copy !req
1203. - You guys are like family.
- Aw...Copy !req
1204. Well, uh, I have something
I need to tell you all.Copy !req
1205. - We don't have our jobs back.
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
1206. - But you just said that—
- You literally just calledCopy !req
1207. - and said we had our jobs back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1208. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
1209. I asked Ed to get you here
so we could talk.Copy !req
1210. I didn't know he was
going to mention your jobs.Copy !req
1211. I thought he'd say
something like,Copy !req
1212. "Want to come
play Bunny Smash?"Copy !req
1213. Or, "Y'all want to hang out
'cause we're still friends?"Copy !req
1214. We don't
want to talk to you.Copy !req
1215. I know I messed up.Copy !req
1216. I'm truly sorry.
I'm gonna prove it.Copy !req
1217. But this is bigger
than Good Burger.Copy !req
1218. This is about millions
of fast-food workersCopy !req
1219. all over the world.
We have to do something.Copy !req
1220. Yeah.Copy !req
1221. - Yes, Mr. Jensen?
- To be clear,Copy !req
1222. - we don't have our jobs back?
- Sadly, no.Copy !req
1223. But Ed and I have a plan.Copy !req
1224. We're gonna
get Good Burger back.Copy !req
1225. And to do that, we're gonna
take down MegaCorp.Copy !req
1226. We just need some help.Copy !req
1227. - Nope.
- We're supposed to believeCopy !req
1228. you care about people
other than yourself?Copy !req
1229. Sorry, we're not buying it.Copy !req
1230. I'm going home.Copy !req
1231. Mom, I'm home!Copy !req
1232. You're sleeping
in the tub tonight.Copy !req
1233. - Guys, let's go.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1234. - I have something to say.
- Huh?Copy !req
1235. We can't give up.Copy !req
1236. Uh, is that it, Ed?Copy !req
1237. Mmm!Copy !req
1238. You know what, Ed is right.Copy !req
1239. - We can't give up.
- We're a family.Copy !req
1240. We're not going down
without a fight!Copy !req
1241. Great speech, Dad!Copy !req
1242. Y'all got all of that
from what Ed said?Copy !req
1243. - Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1244. Motivation.Copy !req
1245. So, Dex, what's your plan?Copy !req
1246. Oh, okay, great.
Yeah, um, ahem.Copy !req
1247. All right, well, tonight
50 Good BurgersCopy !req
1248. are going to be opening
in cities across the world.Copy !req
1249. Now, MegaCorp relies
on its technologyCopy !req
1250. to set themselves apart
from the competition.Copy !req
1251. We destroy the technology,
we destroy MegaCorp.Copy !req
1252. We destroy MegaCorp,
we get Good Burger back.Copy !req
1253. Look, this is
MegaCorp's headquarters.Copy !req
1254. We need to get
into their control roomCopy !req
1255. so that Mia,
our computer genius,Copy !req
1256. can get into their master server
and disable the robots.Copy !req
1257. - Oh, wait...
- Robots?Copy !req
1258. - Real robots?
- What robots?Copy !req
1259. - I might need to back up.Copy !req
1260. I-I came
as fast as I could.Copy !req
1261. Thanks for getting us
our jobs back, Ed!Copy !req
1262. Well...Copy !req
1263. I'm at the grand
opening of Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
1264. Ms. Bozwell, your thoughts?Copy !req
1265. Very soon, my family's dream
of global fast-food dominanceCopy !req
1266. will be a reality.Copy !req
1267. And so will
sweet, sweet revenge.Copy !req
1268. Did you just say
"sweet, sweet revenge"?Copy !req
1269. No, I didn't.Copy !req
1270. You just said that.Copy !req
1271. Ye-yeah.
Yes, Peggy?Copy !req
1272. We are at the grand opening
of Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
1273. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
1274. Uh, we're a news crewCopy !req
1275. following a very important
news story for our news program.Copy !req
1276. Uh, yes, and, um, I haveCopy !req
1277. this brand-new animatronic
server botCopy !req
1278. that needs to get
in the restaurant, stat,Copy !req
1279. and switch out the faulty one
that's in thereCopy !req
1280. and replace it with
this new one.Copy !req
1281. I've never
seen one up close.Copy !req
1282. Wow, they look real.Copy !req
1283. Feel real.Copy !req
1284. - Even smell real.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1285. Why would you put
a booger in its nose?Copy !req
1286. Stop touching the merchandise.
It's delicate.Copy !req
1287. - We need to get inside.
- You need to show me ID first.Copy !req
1288. - ID? ID?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1289. Mega Good Burger is opening
in less than an hour,Copy !req
1290. and it cannot open properly
if this robot is not in place.Copy !req
1291. And you're asking about an ID?
Do you have an ID?Copy !req
1292. Everybody's gonna want to know
the name of the dummyCopy !req
1293. who held up opening
Mega Good Burger!Copy !req
1294. There's no need for that.
Come on in.Copy !req
1295. - Have a MegaCorp day.
- Thank you. You, too.Copy !req
1296. - Let's go.
- Whoa, not you.Copy !req
1297. Press entrance
is on the other side.Copy !req
1298. - But, uh—
- "But, uh—"Copy !req
1299. - "Bu, bu."
- Other side!Copy !req
1300. Well, uh, we have been denied
entry to the building!Copy !req
1301. We are being escorted out
by security!Copy !req
1302. Well, what do we do now?
Oh, control room!Copy !req
1303. - Mr. Jensen, can you hear me?
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1304. You were supposed
to get everyone out.Copy !req
1305. Hey, stop right there!Copy !req
1306. Stay perfectly still.Copy !req
1307. - Is there a problem?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1308. You're going the wrong way.
The restaurant's thataway.Copy !req
1309. Oh, well, that is
a horrible blunder.Copy !req
1310. Thank you for pointing us
in the right direction.Copy !req
1311. You should probably get back
to your station.Copy !req
1312. Nonsense, I'll take you there.Copy !req
1313. Like you said, this is
way too important.Copy !req
1314. - We did say that, didn't we?
- We did.Copy !req
1315. - Follow me.
- Okey dokey.Copy !req
1316. We got caught.Copy !req
1317. Okay, we'll try and find
another way in.Copy !req
1318. Try? Mr. Jensen, please tell me
you got this.Copy !req
1319. All right.Copy !req
1320. I've got this.Copy !req
1321. Let's get Ruth and Ed 2.Copy !req
1322. Okay, boss.Copy !req
1323. Ladies and gentlemen,
do you know what time it is?Copy !req
1324. It's show time! Hit it!Copy !req
1325. Whee! Whee!Copy !req
1326. Whee! Ooh!Copy !req
1327. I-I think they're about to do
the finale.Copy !req
1328. That's gonna be amazing!Copy !req
1329. Just stay calm and be still.Copy !req
1330. Oh! Just got to fix one last
little flabber-jabber here.Copy !req
1331. Just need to do
some screwdrivering.Copy !req
1332. Thank you for showing us
the right place.Copy !req
1333. No prob.Copy !req
1334. - Nope.Copy !req
1335. - What's so funny?
- I was just thinking aboutCopy !req
1336. - "screwdrivers" is a funny word.Copy !req
1337. - That's so funny.
- Right?Copy !req
1338. I never thought about it
like that.Copy !req
1339. It is pretty funny.Copy !req
1340. Screwdriver!Copy !req
1341. A screw can't drive!Copy !req
1342. - That was close.
- Finally.Copy !req
1343. I thought I was gonna fart
the whole time.Copy !req
1344. Ew! Okay, we just need—Copy !req
1345. Oh, just—Copy !req
1346. - What do I do now?
- Mess up orders or something!Copy !req
1347. Oh, but I'm nervous!Copy !req
1348. Paris, check. Tokyo, check.Copy !req
1349. London, check. Berlin, check.Copy !req
1350. - The countdown is in about—
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
1351. Here's the radioactive material
you ordered.Copy !req
1352. - We didn't ask for that.
- That looks dangerous.Copy !req
1353. - Get that out of here.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1354. - Oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
1355. Radioactive material's
getting all over!Copy !req
1356. I'm so sorry. I was just looking
for the bathroom. I got it.Copy !req
1357. Don't touch that!
Don't breathe that in!Copy !req
1358. Too late.Copy !req
1359. Don't... feel good.Copy !req
1360. - What's in that stuff?
- She'll be all right.Copy !req
1361. Um, actually,
my face kind of hurts.Copy !req
1362. Anyone know
where the nurse's office is?Copy !req
1363. - No.
- Whoa.Copy !req
1364. - No! No!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1365. No! No!Copy !req
1366. Is it that way?
Oh, I'll follow you.Copy !req
1367. - I'll follow you.Copy !req
1368. Control room secured!Copy !req
1369. - Shoot!
- Mia?Copy !req
1370. I don't know what's happening,
but I'm excited.Copy !req
1371. - You in a bad mood?
- I'm happy.Copy !req
1372. Oh. That's what it looks like.
All right.Copy !req
1373. Okay, when I give the word,Copy !req
1374. we will unlock the doors.Copy !req
1375. And I'm going to order the first
official Mega Good BurgerCopy !req
1376. of the new fast-food eraCopy !req
1377. from this magnificentCopy !req
1378. - technological marvel.Copy !req
1379. You're going to change
the world, my friend.Copy !req
1380. Oh, no.Copy !req
1381. Did y'all program this robot
to fart?Copy !req
1382. Uh, no.Copy !req
1383. - Run!
- Get them!Copy !req
1384. It's a security breach!Copy !req
1385. We've got
a security breach!Copy !req
1386. Are you serious?Copy !req
1387. We got a security breach!Copy !req
1388. That's why I take the batteries
out of my walkie.Copy !req
1389. Ugh! Did you fart?Copy !req
1390. - No!
- No, it was him.Copy !req
1391. I don't know what to do!Copy !req
1392. - Whoa, dude!Copy !req
1393. - Good thinking, Ed!Copy !req
1394. Whoo!Copy !req
1395. You're ruining my outfit!Copy !req
1396. Watch the butter!
You're getting it everywhere.Copy !req
1397. - It's on my shoes, so slippery!
- Sorry, dude!Copy !req
1398. Run!Copy !req
1399. I'm going up after them.Copy !req
1400. Forget it.
I'm going down after them.Copy !req
1401. Oh. Mia, we found
the control room.Copy !req
1402. This isn't the control room,
it's just a sign.Copy !req
1403. - Come on!
- Okay! All right.Copy !req
1404. Mr. Jensen did it!
Good job, man.Copy !req
1405. Mia. Mia, you there?Copy !req
1406. I'm here. I got away.Copy !req
1407. - For now.
- I'm not surprised.Copy !req
1408. You were always the quickest
kid on the playground.Copy !req
1409. - So, where are you?
- Where they cut the potatoes?Copy !req
1410. Potato room? We're in the
control room. What do we do?Copy !req
1411. Go to the advanced system preferencesCopy !req
1412. and find the master grid subfolder.Copy !req
1413. Master grid subfolder, okay.Copy !req
1414. Whoa, okay,
there's a lot of files here.Copy !req
1415. Delete just the files
with "/energy" in the name.Copy !req
1416. - This'll disable all the power—Copy !req
1417. Ow.Copy !req
1418. - You okay? What's going on?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
1419. Help! Help!Copy !req
1420. - Did she say "help"?Copy !req
1421. - Sounded like she said "snelp."
- "Snelp" is not a word.Copy !req
1422. Mia! Did you say
"snelp" or "help"?Copy !req
1423. I gotta go!
You know what to do?Copy !req
1424. Uh, delete the files.Copy !req
1425. Just the ones that say
"/energy."Copy !req
1426. Okay.Copy !req
1427. Mia, did you say
"snelp" or "help"?Copy !req
1428. Help!Copy !req
1429. Whoa! Potato room!Copy !req
1430. Oh, Mia!Copy !req
1431. Help, Uncle Dex!Copy !req
1432. I can't get through!Copy !req
1433. Help!Copy !req
1434. No! Help me!Copy !req
1435. Push, Uncle Dex!Copy !req
1436. I got you, I got you!Copy !req
1437. You saved me.Copy !req
1438. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
1439. How did you know the tray
would stop the slicer?Copy !req
1440. I didn't.Copy !req
1441. So, you thought you'd try
to ruin my big night, huh?Copy !req
1442. Um, yep, that was
kind of the idea.Copy !req
1443. "That was kind of
the idea."Copy !req
1444. Help me help you. Hey.Copy !req
1445. Um, he's hurt.
He fell in butter.Copy !req
1446. Boss!Copy !req
1447. I'm gonna need a raise,
'cause there's been a breachCopy !req
1448. - in the main control room.
- What?Copy !req
1449. It wasn't our fault.
In our defense, we were tricked.Copy !req
1450. No, no. We were being cautious.
There was a tiny science manCopy !req
1451. - with freaky fluids.
- I don't care.Copy !req
1452. - Who's up there right now?
- Well, um...Copy !req
1453. - no one.
- Okay, I need you to find CecilCopy !req
1454. and get up there right now.Copy !req
1455. We go live in five minutes
all over the world!Copy !req
1456. - Five minutes, five minutes! Go!
- Got it. Got it.Copy !req
1457. Thank you.Copy !req
1458. What are we gonna do
with these two?Copy !req
1459. Uh, we can
just see ourselves out.Copy !req
1460. No. Take them with you.Copy !req
1461. They can have
two front-row seatsCopy !req
1462. to watch my dreams come true.Copy !req
1463. And watch their dreams
being crushed.Copy !req
1464. Oh.Copy !req
1465. - All right.
- Ed!Copy !req
1466. Yeah, almost done!Copy !req
1467. Yeah, tickle 'em!
Tickle' em good! Yeah.Copy !req
1468. - Ooh, is that Bunny Smash?Copy !req
1469. - You get to where bunnies fly—
- Hey, goon, focus!Copy !req
1470. Huh? What? Okay, okay.
All right, I'm going.Copy !req
1471. Ow!Copy !req
1472. Okay, okay, yeah.Copy !req
1473. No, no. No, no, no.
No, no...Copy !req
1474. No, no. No.
Oh, no. We're fine.Copy !req
1475. - We're good.
- Everything's fine.Copy !req
1476. Great.
We're live in 60 seconds.Copy !req
1477. You hear that? 60 seconds.Copy !req
1478. Ed, you didn't delete
any of the files?Copy !req
1479. Mia! Mia, do you read me? Mia?Copy !req
1480. Yeah, she's still not answering.Copy !req
1481. Think they got to the computers?Copy !req
1482. - Good evening.Copy !req
1483. I'm Katt Bozwell, and welcome
to the most monumental eventCopy !req
1484. in the history of fast food.Copy !req
1485. When I press this button,Copy !req
1486. all Mega Good Burger locations
around the worldCopy !req
1487. will officially be open
for business.Copy !req
1488. - Are you ready?Copy !req
1489. I did it!Copy !req
1490. I mean, we did it.Copy !req
1491. Come on in.Copy !req
1492. Whoo! Okay.Copy !req
1493. I will now placeCopy !req
1494. the first order
of the new fast-food era.Copy !req
1495. Here we go.Copy !req
1496. Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.Copy !req
1497. Can I take your order?Copy !req
1498. Why, yes, you can.Copy !req
1499. I would like
one Mega Good BurgerCopy !req
1500. and one Mega Good Fry.Copy !req
1501. One Mega Good Burger,
One Mega Good Fry coming up.Copy !req
1502. And there it is.Copy !req
1503. Here's your burger.Copy !req
1504. - Oh!Copy !req
1505. Just opening-night jitters.Copy !req
1506. - Here's your fries.Copy !req
1507. - What are you doing?Copy !req
1508. Oh, wait! Wait!Copy !req
1509. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
1510. Would you like
a Mega Good Shake with that?Copy !req
1511. No!Copy !req
1512. Oh! What is happening?Copy !req
1513. - Okay, what is happening?
- Instead of deleting the files,Copy !req
1514. I just reprogrammed itCopy !req
1515. so everything would go
wackadoo all over the world,Copy !req
1516. - in every location.Copy !req
1517. Hello, may I have
one Good Burger, please?Copy !req
1518. You're a nitwit, he's a nitwit,Copy !req
1519. she's a nitwit,
you're all nitwits!Copy !req
1520. That's not very nice.Copy !req
1521. Goodbye, nitwit.Copy !req
1522. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1523. Control-alt-delete.Copy !req
1524. - It's too much.
- Got to do something!Copy !req
1525. Make it stop! Make it stop!Copy !req
1526. We're trying. Nothing's working!Copy !req
1527. - Try! Do something!
- No! No! I'm done.Copy !req
1528. - I'm done.
- No, come back here!Copy !req
1529. Okay, it's on you.Copy !req
1530. - You can do it.
- I'm also done.Copy !req
1531. Where you going? What?Copy !req
1532. I'm gonna lose everything!
My Lamborghini, my house!Copy !req
1533. Goons, goons! Help me, goons!Copy !req
1534. - No!
- Uh-uh. I'm out of here!Copy !req
1535. Help, don't run!
Help, don't run!Copy !req
1536. It's over. We're ruined.Copy !req
1537. Forget this. I quit.Copy !req
1538. You win! You can have
Good Burger back.Copy !req
1539. - Yes!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1540. - We did it!
- Aw, man!Copy !req
1541. Please don't leave!Copy !req
1542. - Bye!
- Bye!Copy !req
1543. This is much more entertainingCopy !req
1544. - than turning the power off.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1545. Bye-bye, fake, punk-ass
Mega Good Burger!Copy !req
1546. Bye-bye!Copy !req
1547. You ruined my big night!Copy !req
1548. No!Copy !req
1549. Put me down!Copy !req
1550. Why do you have ketchup
and mustard?Copy !req
1551. Why is it pointing at me?Copy !req
1552. I made you! No!Copy !req
1553. - No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1554. Ha-ha, ketchup, mustard!Copy !req
1555. Hello?Copy !req
1556. Can someone get me down?Copy !req
1557. You got a little schmutz here.Copy !req
1558. Oh, do I?Copy !req
1559. Katt got ketchup and mustard
on her face!Copy !req
1560. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
1561. Get me down!
Get me down! Ugh!Copy !req
1562. Thanks again for saving my life.Copy !req
1563. Come on, you're family.
I'd do anything for you.Copy !req
1564. Dex, Ed, I'm sorry!Copy !req
1565. Bye, Katt!Copy !req
1566. No, no, no, no! Don't leave me!Copy !req
1567. - Come back!
- Let's reopen Good Burger!Copy !req
1568. - Yeah!
- Mia, you're o... kay.Copy !req
1569. I mean, you're all okay.Copy !req
1570. - Good to see you, too, man.
- It's okay, Mr. Jensen.Copy !req
1571. You got this.Copy !req
1572. - Oh...Copy !req
1573. - So, what happened?
- We thought the planCopy !req
1574. was to turn off the power.Copy !req
1575. Yeah, well,
Ed had a better plan.Copy !req
1576. I figured turning off
the power to all the restaurantsCopy !req
1577. would only delay the opening
and not be enough impactCopy !req
1578. to put MegaCorp out of business.Copy !req
1579. So, I hacked into
the master server.Copy !req
1580. All I had to do was modify
the control prompts.Copy !req
1581. - Yeah.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
1582. So, basically, he reprogrammed
the robots to go wackadoo.Copy !req
1583. That's my dad.Copy !req
1584. And so, while MegaCorp
and all of the new Good BurgersCopy !req
1585. are officially out of business,Copy !req
1586. the original beloved Good
Burger is back for good.Copy !req
1587. Yeah, that's right.
We back, baby!Copy !req
1588. - We're back!
- They're back.Copy !req
1589. - Back to stay!
- Good job. Oh!Copy !req
1590. - Whoa!
- Oh, that was lovely.Copy !req
1591. - Yo, congrats on the reopening.
- So much better without robots.Copy !req
1592. - Thanks, goons.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1593. He's right. We just proved
something important.Copy !req
1594. People will never
be replaced by technology.Copy !req
1595. No machine can do a job
as efficiently as a human.Copy !req
1596. Excuse me, I asked for no ice,
but there's ice.Copy !req
1597. Ah, no prob, dude.Copy !req
1598. Just get up in there.Copy !req
1599. Oh, there we go, like that.Copy !req
1600. Ha! Human efficiency!Copy !req
1601. - I'll get you another one.Copy !req
1602. Hey, Ed,
can I get one Good BurgerCopy !req
1603. and one good apology
from my brother?Copy !req
1604. One Good Burger and one
good apology from my brother.Copy !req
1605. Charlotte?Copy !req
1606. - You're here!
- Hold that thought.Copy !req
1607. Can I get a side of fries
with that?Copy !req
1608. - Go on.
- I'm glad to see you.Copy !req
1609. - And I'm sorry—
- Hold on a second.Copy !req
1610. - Yep.
- Can I get some picklesCopy !req
1611. and some cheese and one
of them chocolate milkshakes?Copy !req
1612. Continue.Copy !req
1613. I was trying to say
that I was sorry.Copy !req
1614. - For everything.
- Hey, Mom.Copy !req
1615. Well, I was going to stay mad,Copy !req
1616. but thank you
for what you did for my baby.Copy !req
1617. We're family, and that's
more important than money.Copy !req
1618. I love you.Copy !req
1619. I love you, too!Copy !req
1620. But I get to eat free
for life, right?Copy !req
1621. - Yes, of course.
- Mm! Good brother.Copy !req
1622. Can I get four more burgers?Copy !req
1623. I think I want onion rings.Copy !req
1624. I heard they was nasty,
but I want 'em 'cause they free.Copy !req
1625. I want shredded cheese
on the pastramiCopy !req
1626. you're gonna make for me.
I know y'all got pastrami.Copy !req
1627. - What you want to eat tonight?
- A salad or something.Copy !req
1628. - Salad?
- Salad.Copy !req
1629. That's your niece.Copy !req
1630. - Get her a head of lettuce.
- Okay.Copy !req
1631. I mean, that all sounds costly,
but it's worth it.Copy !req
1632. I got my family back.Copy !req
1633. And I got my friends back.Copy !req
1634. We will never
let anybody destroyCopy !req
1635. this incredible restaurant
ever again.Copy !req
1636. - Oh!Copy !req
1637. Hey, got the new Burgermobile.Copy !req
1638. Now I need to learn
how to drive.Copy !req
1639. Ed, aren't you gonna
say something?Copy !req
1640. There's only one thing
left to say, Dex.Copy !req
1641. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
1642. Can I take your order?Copy !req
1643. You thought about what to do
with your billion-dollar idea?Copy !req
1644. Permanent ice?
It's a horrible idea.Copy !req
1645. That's too bad.
I figured out how to make it.Copy !req
1646. - Say what?
- Yeah, check it out.Copy !req
1647. - Wow, check it.Copy !req
1648. Whoa! You did it.Copy !req
1649. - Yeah, we're geniuses!Copy !req
1650. Permanent ice. This is
the greatest product ever.Copy !req
1651. I'll give you $5 million
for five percent.Copy !req
1652. What about 10 million
for zero percent?Copy !req
1653. - Deal.Copy !req
1654. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
1655. Hey, Cindy-sometimes-Mindy
and Mindy-sometimes-Cindy,Copy !req
1656. - what's up?
- Hey, Ed!Copy !req
1657. Now that it's so busy
at Good Burger,Copy !req
1658. we could really use some help
in the kitchen.Copy !req
1659. So, we were thinkingCopy !req
1660. maybe you could hire
our sister, Lindy.Copy !req
1661. Hi, I'm Lindy.Copy !req
1662. - What do you think?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1663. No, no, no, no—Copy !req
1664. Oh, oh, watch this.Copy !req
1665. Ah, the life
of a Good Burger employee.Copy !req
1666. Or boss.Copy !req
1667. Part three,
we're going to space!Copy !req
1668. Cut.Copy !req