1. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
2. Can I take your order? Huh.Copy !req
3. Just a Good Burger, please,
and I'd like that to go.Copy !req
4. One Good Burger!Copy !req
5. Oh!Copy !req
6. Ed...Copy !req
7. I see you.Copy !req
8. I see you.Copy !req
9. Don't sell me, Ed, please.Copy !req
10. I wanna stay here with you!Copy !req
11. We love you, Ed.Copy !req
12. Ah.Copy !req
13. Come with us, Ed.Copy !req
14. Fly, Ed, fly!Copy !req
15. Ah. Ah... I'm flying with fast food!Copy !req
16. Whoa! Oh!Copy !req
17. Whoo! Whee! Whoa, flying with hamburgers!Copy !req
18. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger. Can I take...Copy !req
19. Oh! A clock!Copy !req
20. Huh.Copy !req
21. Hey, hey, Alfalfa!Copy !req
22. Would you please take my order?Copy !req
23. Ooh, sorry, no can do.
I'm the drive-through guy.Copy !req
24. You need the counter guy.Copy !req
25. Hey, where's Ed?Copy !req
26. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
27. Yeah!Copy !req
28. Morning, girls. Huh.Copy !req
29. - Sorry!Copy !req
30. I... I'm sorry! Hang on.Copy !req
31. I... I'm going to get you loose.Copy !req
32. Um, um, s... sorry!Copy !req
33. My bad!Copy !req
34. Miss? Miss?Copy !req
35. Could I please order some food?Copy !req
36. Oh, no problem!Copy !req
37. Okay, uh, let me get some...Copy !req
38. Ed!Copy !req
39. Ed!Copy !req
40. Oh, watch out, lady!Copy !req
41. - No! Watch out!Copy !req
42. Watch out!Copy !req
43. - Ah... Ah... Ah!Copy !req
44. Hey.Copy !req
45. - Hey, baby.
- My baby!Copy !req
46. Oh! Watch out! Baby coming through!Copy !req
47. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
48. - Put it up, man, put it up!Copy !req
49. - Huh?Copy !req
50. That's it! That's it!Copy !req
51. Five more seconds,
I'm calling the manager!Copy !req
52. You think I'm kidding? Five...Copy !req
53. Four...Copy !req
54. Three...Copy !req
55. - Two...Copy !req
56. Oh!Copy !req
57. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
58. Can I take your order?Copy !req
59. Well, it's about time.Copy !req
60. Can I get two Good Burgers?Copy !req
61. Oh, sorry, dude, I have to go get 'em.Copy !req
62. Customers aren't allowed in back.Copy !req
63. Just give me two Good Burgers!Copy !req
64. Dude, I just can't give you
two Good Burgers.Copy !req
65. You have to pay for 'em.Copy !req
66. Forget it! Forget it!Copy !req
67. I've had it up to here with Good Burger!Copy !req
68. I can't wait for Mondo Burger to open.Copy !req
69. Mondo Burger?Copy !req
70. What's Mondo Burger?Copy !req
71. Ed, you see that giant building there
across the street?Copy !req
72. The one that they've been building
for ten months?Copy !req
73. Oh, I see it. Huh.Copy !req
74. That's Mondo Burger, Ed.Copy !req
75. Yeah, they open in, like, three days.Copy !req
76. Cool! Huh.Copy !req
77. It's not cool, Ed.Copy !req
78. They're competition. Big competition.Copy !req
79. Yep.Copy !req
80. - They could put us out of business.
- That's right.Copy !req
81. All right, now, come on!Copy !req
82. Good Burger has been here
for over 40 years.Copy !req
83. - People love us.Copy !req
84. - Most of us.
- Huh.Copy !req
85. And nobody is putting
Good Burger out of business!Copy !req
86. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
87. - Nobody!
- Nobody!Copy !req
88. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Huh.Copy !req
89. All right, people.Copy !req
90. Two more minutes
before the end of the test.Copy !req
91. I know what you're thinking. Why?Copy !req
92. Why would this man give us a test on the
last day of school before summer starts?Copy !req
93. I'm going to tell you why. Because...Copy !req
94. the mind never sleeps.Copy !req
95. Can I get a witness?Copy !req
96. Hallelujah.Copy !req
97. Out of here.Copy !req
98. What's your hurry, my brother?Copy !req
99. Um, my hurry is that it's now
officially summer vacation,Copy !req
100. and yet, I'm still looking at you.Copy !req
101. You're an amazing student.Copy !req
102. I mean, you sit there,
you get your test done first,Copy !req
103. and you were concentrating so hard,
I thought you were asleep.Copy !req
104. - Next time, make it more challenging.
- That's what I want to talk to you about.Copy !req
105. Challenges, potential, using your mind,
'cause I'm worried about you.Copy !req
106. I'm worried about you too.Copy !req
107. Have you seen yourself lately?Copy !req
108. The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...Copy !req
109. You have a nice summer, Shaft.Copy !req
110. Yo, Dex, wait up.Copy !req
111. So, uh, how you think
you did on your exam?Copy !req
112. Sorry, summer vacation
started 48 seconds ago.Copy !req
113. That means that school,
work or anything of that natureCopy !req
114. is now officially off-limits
for the next three months.Copy !req
115. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
116. Nice car. This yours?Copy !req
117. No, it's my mom's,
but she's away on business in New York.Copy !req
118. And she lets you drive this
while she's out of town?Copy !req
119. - Nope.Copy !req
120. Ed! Ed!Copy !req
121. - Spatch, will you move?Copy !req
122. Ed. Ed!Copy !req
123. Ed, we have a delivery.Copy !req
124. - But I don't do deliveries.
- You do for the time being.Copy !req
125. - I fired O'Malley.
- How come?Copy !req
126. Because the boy showed up to work
without his pants.Copy !req
127. - Oh.
- Now, please, make this delivery.Copy !req
128. - The address is on the back.
- Oh.Copy !req
129. It shall be delivered.Copy !req
130. - So what's your plan for the summer?
- Ha!Copy !req
131. Let me tell you, boy, I plan to wake up
every day at around noon,Copy !req
132. then I'm going to lay out by the pool,
order some Chinese food,Copy !req
133. maybe invite some fine females over
to share an egg roll or two.Copy !req
134. Then I'm going to wake up the next day,
do it all over again.Copy !req
135. Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
136. Dang, man, you're lucky.Copy !req
137. My folks is making me get a summer job.Copy !req
138. See, that's it right there.Copy !req
139. You got to explain things to parents.Copy !req
140. Like summer vacation.Copy !req
141. The key word there is "vacation."Copy !req
142. See what I'm saying?Copy !req
143. - Look out!
- Whoa!Copy !req
144. Dude, get off the...Copy !req
145. My Afro.Copy !req
146. My Afro!Copy !req
147. Why?Copy !req
148. Oh, brother Reed.Copy !req
149. You have messed up my Afro.Copy !req
150. All right, don't worry, bro.Copy !req
151. Just be cool, and let me handle this.Copy !req
152. All right, Jake?Copy !req
153. Jake?Copy !req
154. - Jake!
- No!Copy !req
155. Oh, no.Copy !req
156. Oh, baby. Oh!Copy !req
157. Oh, no.Copy !req
158. Oh! Oh, my grill.Copy !req
159. Oh, Black Beauty, oh. Oh!Copy !req
160. Oh!Copy !req
161. When I left school today, I didn't think
I was going to run into you this summer.Copy !req
162. Or I didn't think
you was going to run into me!Copy !req
163. I mean, just run into me like this.
You're in trouble with me, young man.Copy !req
164. - You're in trouble with me!
- No, listen, Mr. Wheat, listen.Copy !req
165. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
166. See, this nut on some roller blades,
he skated into my vision sight.Copy !req
167. - I couldn't see nothing, so I swerved...
- Roller blades?Copy !req
168. - We was spinning around like that...
- I don't want to hear it!Copy !req
169. - And then I couldn't control it...
- I don't want to hear it!Copy !req
170. - Know how much that car cost me?
- No.Copy !req
171. - Do you know?
- No.Copy !req
172. That's a $22,000 car.Copy !req
173. $22,000!Copy !req
174. And that's just the base price!Copy !req
175. Check out the chrome, see?
I waited four weeks for the chrome!Copy !req
176. You can't get chrome wheels at base price!Copy !req
177. See that leather?Copy !req
178. That's Detroit leather.
That's Detroit leather.Copy !req
179. You got to order Detroit leather
from Detroit!Copy !req
180. Huh? What's that tell you?Copy !req
181. They always get you
with them extras.Copy !req
182. Give me your driver's license.Copy !req
183. - Um... Regarding my driver's license...
- Give me your driver's license.Copy !req
184. I'd give it to you,
but you're going to have to wait.Copy !req
185. For what?Copy !req
186. - Oh, about a year.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
187. - That... that's when I get one.
- No.Copy !req
188. - When they put it in my hand.
- No, no.Copy !req
189. - You don't have a driver's license?
- No.Copy !req
190. I know you don't have no insurance,
do you?Copy !req
191. I guess... I hate to do this, young man.Copy !req
192. I hate to put a Black man in jail,
but I'm gonna call the police.Copy !req
193. Black man in jail?
You ain't got the... I'm just a kid.Copy !req
194. No, no, no, not the police.
Don't call the police.Copy !req
195. No, please, don't call them.
Please, don't call the police!Copy !req
196. They can't find out I was driving
without a license, sir, please.Copy !req
197. No, please, let me fix it.
Just let me, let me fix it, please.Copy !req
198. - You shouldn't have been driving.
- No, let me fix it. Let me fix it!Copy !req
199. - All right.
- All right?Copy !req
200. Yeah, all right. Yeah.Copy !req
201. Yeah, I'll let you fix the car.Copy !req
202. So, uh, how much you think
it's going to cost to fix?Copy !req
203. $1,900?Copy !req
204. I don't have $1,900.Copy !req
205. That's all right. Maybe your parents will
help you out. I'll give them a call.Copy !req
206. Ooh, oh, um, wait.Copy !req
207. - I'll get the money.
- You can't get the money.Copy !req
208. I know you got a summer,
you want to be free. We'll just call...Copy !req
209. No, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
210. I will... I'll...Copy !req
211. - I'll...
- I'll... I'll...Copy !req
212. I'll...Copy !req
213. I'll get a summer job.Copy !req
214. Bun, patty,
topping, sauce, assemble.Copy !req
215. Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble.Copy !req
216. Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble...Copy !req
217. Come... Come here, little bun.
Oh, beef patty.Copy !req
218. All right, yeah, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
219. Okay, yeah. Ooh, that's nasty. All right.Copy !req
220. Yo, my man, can I borrow some lettuce?Copy !req
221. - Huh? Can I borrow some...Copy !req
222. - You.
- Who?Copy !req
223. You! Look at this mess.Copy !req
224. I... I can explain.Copy !req
225. See, I was trying to put
the big old beef patty... Oh!Copy !req
226. On the bottom half
of the bun, you know,Copy !req
227. before the tomato
gets all slippery with the...Copy !req
228. Ooh, that's slippery.Copy !req
229. Oh, I'm sorry. And then, you know,Copy !req
230. the pickle bits was making me
do them wrong,Copy !req
231. because they're, they're flexible,
they're not crunchy.Copy !req
232. And...Copy !req
233. Yo, man, back me up on this.Copy !req
234. - Oh, again with the whistle.Copy !req
235. Shut up. Just be quiet.Copy !req
236. It'd be a lot more quiet
if you stopped blowing the whistle.Copy !req
237. Watch your mouth,
you pestiferous little maggot.Copy !req
238. Now, I'm familiar with the term "maggot,"Copy !req
239. but... "pestiferous"?Copy !req
240. Burn this into the front row
of your brain, chuckles.Copy !req
241. If there's one thing Kurt cannot stand,Copy !req
242. it is an incompetent, bumbling, sloppy,Copy !req
243. fast-food employee.Copy !req
244. Yum. Huh.Copy !req
245. Ed!Copy !req
246. What are you doing inside
the milkshake machine?Copy !req
247. Oh, trying to fix it.Copy !req
248. Did you turn on the switch?Copy !req
249. Oh.Copy !req
250. Ah.Copy !req
251. Whoo! Whoa!Copy !req
252. Yeah!Copy !req
253. Strawberry Jacuzzi.Copy !req
254. People, I'm fully stokedCopy !req
255. about being in charge
of every single one of you.Copy !req
256. Within two years,Copy !req
257. Mondo Burger's going to be
the biggest burger chain on this planet.Copy !req
258. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
259. First, we gotta beat out
our big competition across the street,Copy !req
260. - Good Burger.Copy !req
261. From now on,Copy !req
262. your life is Mondo Burger.Copy !req
263. You can forget about your friends.Copy !req
264. You can forget about your family.Copy !req
265. Because Kurt is now
both your mother and your father.Copy !req
266. Kurt must look awfully strange naked.Copy !req
267. Who said that?
Who talked while Kurt was talking?Copy !req
268. It was him. He uttered something.Copy !req
269. Why, I should've known.Copy !req
270. Oh, I'm sorry I uttered.Copy !req
271. You think you're funny, don't you, bro?Copy !req
272. You know what?
At Mondo Burger, there are no comedians.Copy !req
273. You mess with Kurt,
and you go into the grinder.Copy !req
274. Okay, now this grinder of yours,Copy !req
275. is it a real grinder,
or is it some kind of a metaphor?Copy !req
276. That's it. You're gone!Copy !req
277. Adios, TKO, historical.Copy !req
278. Wait, wait, wait.
I... I won't be funny no more. See?Copy !req
279. - Security!
- You ain't got to bring the man down here.Copy !req
280. Wait a second.
Kurt, come on, please. I need this job.Copy !req
281. Take out the trash.Copy !req
282. Trash? Oh, now, look here, p...Copy !req
283. Get this loser out of my face!Copy !req
284. Loser? Now you about to push me
a little too far.Copy !req
285. - You want a piece of me?
- Yeah, extra crispy, please.Copy !req
286. Oh, see, you lucky you brought
your friends down here.Copy !req
287. Hey, man, is this really necessary?
Kurt, please! I need this job!Copy !req
288. Please, I need this job. Please.Copy !req
289. Excuse me.Copy !req
290. Look, I ordered one Good Burger
with nothing on it.Copy !req
291. That's what I gave you.Copy !req
292. No, you gave me a bun.Copy !req
293. Just a bun.Copy !req
294. Look, there's no meat in here.Copy !req
295. But you said you wanted nothing on it.Copy !req
296. Yes, well, I expected a meat patty!Copy !req
297. Dude, a meat patty is something.
You said nothing.Copy !req
298. Fizz, is a meat patty something
or nothing?Copy !req
299. Uh... something?Copy !req
300. I win!Copy !req
301. All right, that rips it.Copy !req
302. I am reporting your name to the manager!Copy !req
303. The manager already knows my name.Copy !req
304. Oh, I'll see you in hell!Copy !req
305. Okay. See you there.Copy !req
306. Such a nice guy.Copy !req
307. I don't know why he had to throw the bread
everywhere. I mean, geez.Copy !req
308. One more Good Shake.Copy !req
309. Good, good. Keep 'em coming.Copy !req
310. Um, dude,
don't you think you've had enough?Copy !req
311. Hey.Copy !req
312. Hey, you look familiar.
Don't I know you from somewhere?Copy !req
313. Ever been to Australia?Copy !req
314. - No.
- Me neither.Copy !req
315. I could've sworn
I seen you someplace before.Copy !req
316. Hey, I know. Maybe I'm someone famous.Copy !req
317. You know, like a baseball player,
or a pretty nurse. Huh.Copy !req
318. What? Man,
what in the world are you talking about?Copy !req
319. Okay, okay, I give up. Who am I?Copy !req
320. I don't know who you are
or where I know you fromCopy !req
321. or why you think
you're an attractive nurse.Copy !req
322. But I am sure
I don't want to know you any longer.Copy !req
323. Now please, go away.
I've had a very bad day.Copy !req
324. What's wrong?Copy !req
325. Were you bitten by a sheep?Copy !req
326. What?Copy !req
327. Did you lose your trousers?Copy !req
328. No!Copy !req
329. Look, you're an unusually bad guesser,Copy !req
330. so I'm going to go ahead
and tell you why I'm upset.Copy !req
331. I gotta come up with $1,900
to fix some jerk's car,Copy !req
332. another $800 to fix my mother's car,
and I just got fired.Copy !req
333. Man.Copy !req
334. I can't believe Kurt fired me
from Mondo Burger.Copy !req
335. I mean, he yelled at me,
then he insulted me.Copy !req
336. He made fun of me.Copy !req
337. Boy, you must really suck.Copy !req
338. See, right about now,
I'd slap you in your head,Copy !req
339. but I'm not quite sure that your brain
would understand the concept of pain.Copy !req
340. Hey! Want to see my belly button?Copy !req
341. Well, it was very unusual
to meet you... Ed.Copy !req
342. I'm going to go now and try to beg someone
for a summer job, man. Bye.Copy !req
343. Wait. You could work here at Good Burger.Copy !req
344. - Here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
345. Hey, Mr. Baily, this guy needs a job.
Could he have one?Copy !req
346. No!Copy !req
347. - See ya.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
348. Come on, Mr. Baily. He really needs one.Copy !req
349. - He can do fries.
- Otis does fries.Copy !req
350. Yeah, but look at him.Copy !req
351. How much longer could he possibly live?Copy !req
352. Well...Copy !req
353. Have you ever worked
in fast food before, uh...Copy !req
354. Uh, Dexter. Dexter Reed.
And yes, I have worked in fast food.Copy !req
355. - Yeah? How long?
- Nearly two days.Copy !req
356. Oh, well...
Do you know how to drive a motor vehicle?Copy !req
357. Yes. I'm an excellent driver.Copy !req
358. Any accidents on your record?Copy !req
359. Not to your knowledge.Copy !req
360. All right, Dexter.
I'm going to give you a shot.Copy !req
361. You're on deliveries. You may have to
pitch in and do some counter work.Copy !req
362. Okay.Copy !req
363. Cool! I'll teach him everything I know!Copy !req
364. Oh... God help me.Copy !req
365. - Huh.
- I won't let you down.Copy !req
366. Hey, Fizz.Copy !req
367. This is Dexter.Copy !req
368. - Fizz works drive-through.
- Well, hi-de-ho, Dex.Copy !req
369. Uh, hi-de-ho, Fi.Copy !req
370. "Fi"? Wow, nobody's ever
abbreviated my name before.Copy !req
371. I love that.Copy !req
372. Huh!Copy !req
373. Hey, and that's Otis. Huh.Copy !req
374. He's 77 years old
and still works in fast food. Huh.Copy !req
375. I should have died years ago.Copy !req
376. - Tough break.
- [Ed] And there's Deedee.Copy !req
377. She's a veterinarian.Copy !req
378. - Vegetarian.
- Oh.Copy !req
379. That means she doesn't eat fur.Copy !req
380. I won't wear fur. I don't eat meat.Copy !req
381. Hey, uh, Ed, what is that?Copy !req
382. Oh, that's just Spatch.
Let me show you. Come here. Huh.Copy !req
383. Hey, Spatch.Copy !req
384. Uh, Spatch isn't much
of a "people person." Huh.Copy !req
385. Mmm.Copy !req
386. Mmm.Copy !req
387. Mmm.Copy !req
388. You want to rinse that off?Copy !req
389. Uh...Copy !req
390. Well, hello.Copy !req
391. My name is Dexter. I'm your new coworker.Copy !req
392. Monique.Copy !req
393. Well, that's a nice outfit
you got on there.Copy !req
394. And those stripes really bring out
the color of your eyes.Copy !req
395. Yes.Copy !req
396. You can imagine how embarrassed I wasCopy !req
397. when I came to work
and saw everyone wearing the same thing.Copy !req
398. Oh, okay.Copy !req
399. Oh, I... I guess I'll see you later then.Copy !req
400. Guess you will.Copy !req
401. Yo, man, who was that?Copy !req
402. She is all that.Copy !req
403. All what?Copy !req
404. N... Never mind.Copy !req
405. So, tell me, what am I gonna be making
my deliveries in? A van, a truck?Copy !req
406. There she is... the Burger Mobile. Huh.Copy !req
407. Think you can handle her?Copy !req
408. I don't know.
I never driven a sandwich before.Copy !req
409. Come on. I'll take you for a spin.Copy !req
410. - Aight.
- Huh.Copy !req
411. Now, uh, you can drive, right?Copy !req
412. I mean,
you can read all the signs and stuff?Copy !req
413. Yeah! Now this is what I call
fast food! Huh!Copy !req
414. - Whoa, whoa! Hey, look out for...Copy !req
415. That was a stop sign!Copy !req
416. Uh... no.Copy !req
417. Oh, man.Copy !req
418. Watch out for the...Copy !req
419. Whoa!Copy !req
420. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
421. Come back here!Copy !req
422. Closing time at last.Copy !req
423. All right, let me see.Copy !req
424. Five dollars an hour, six hours a day,
five days a week.Copy !req
425. I should be able to pay off the car
in, uh...Copy !req
426. Oh, another lifetime!Copy !req
427. Man!Copy !req
428. This place is the most nauseating,
pathetic hole I have ever seen.Copy !req
429. I mean, what kind of diseased maggot
would even consider eating here?Copy !req
430. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
431. Can I take your order? Huh.Copy !req
432. Check it, boys. Right back there.Copy !req
433. It's the reject.Copy !req
434. Hey, check it, Ed.Copy !req
435. It's the Mondo idiot!Copy !req
436. Oh, well, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot.
I'm Ed. Huh.Copy !req
437. Well, Ed, you better watch your butt, man.Copy !req
438. Okay.Copy !req
439. Look, you got a purpose for being here?Copy !req
440. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
441. I just thought you Good Burger losers
should be awareCopy !req
442. that tonight is the grand opening
of Mondo Burger.Copy !req
443. The second we open our doors,
Good Burger goes in the grinder.Copy !req
444. Again with this grinder.Copy !req
445. Look, man, you either order something,
or you can get out of here.Copy !req
446. Yeah. Sure. You can take my order.Copy !req
447. I'll have the very last Good Burger to go.Copy !req
448. Oh, I give up.Copy !req
449. There is no way
a guy can watch his own butt. Oh!Copy !req
450. Yeah!Copy !req
451. Is everybody liking my party?Copy !req
452. And now...Copy !req
453. I'm psyched to present to you people,Copy !req
454. Mondo Burger!Copy !req
455. And now, people, welcome to Mondo Burger.Copy !req
456. Um, Mr. Baily.Copy !req
457. Since we don't have any customers
or electricity...Copy !req
458. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
459. I suppose we should all just,
uh, go on home.Copy !req
460. Looks like Good Burger
closed early tonight.Copy !req
461. Yep. And it think pretty soon
they'll be closed for good.Copy !req
462. Everybody, I got one.Copy !req
463. - Got one what?
- What? What?Copy !req
464. A Mondo Burger.Copy !req
465. All right, all right, everybody.
Now, don't get all excitable.Copy !req
466. - Holy mackerel.Copy !req
467. It's huge.Copy !req
468. Look at that.Copy !req
469. And I don't know how they do it,Copy !req
470. but they charge the same amount
as we do for a Good Burger.Copy !req
471. [Ed] Whoa.Copy !req
472. How do they do it?Copy !req
473. They just use more meat.Copy !req
474. Aw, poor cows.Copy !req
475. - Hey, Spatch.Copy !req
476. - Hand me a Good Burger.Copy !req
477. Huh.Copy !req
478. They sound similar.Copy !req
479. Come on. What was our take today?Copy !req
480. Forty-three dollars and nine cents.Copy !req
481. That's it?Copy !req
482. Oh...Copy !req
483. I suppose
I can always feed my mother cat food.Copy !req
484. Now probably wouldn't be the best time
to ask for a raise?Copy !req
485. No!Copy !req
486. I'm going home.Copy !req
487. - Good night, people.
- Good night, Mr. Baily.Copy !req
488. So, Monique, what are you going
to do tonight after you lock up?Copy !req
489. I thought I'd go home.Copy !req
490. Home? Why?Copy !req
491. Well,Copy !req
492. that's where my stuff is.Copy !req
493. Stuff. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
494. Hey, Dex.Copy !req
495. - Want to hang out tonight?
- I don't know, but...Copy !req
496. Hey, Ed, you better be careful.Copy !req
497. - You!
- Me?Copy !req
498. Now I know where I saw you before.Copy !req
499. You're the roller-blading nut
that caused my accident.Copy !req
500. Uh... no?Copy !req
501. You're the reason why I owe 1,900 bucks.Copy !req
502. You're the reason my mom found out
I was driving without a license.Copy !req
503. Man, you cost me a fortune.Copy !req
504. You wrecked my summer, man.
You ruined my life.Copy !req
505. So, you don't want to hang out tonight?Copy !req
506. No. I don't want to hang out
with you, ever.Copy !req
507. Do you think you can get me to a hospital?Copy !req
508. I think I broke my ass.Copy !req
509. Come on, Otis.Copy !req
510. - Get out of the way.
- Uh...Copy !req
511. Oh, man.Copy !req
512. Ah, Mr. Reed. Hard at work as usual.Copy !req
513. I'm having my lunch.Copy !req
514. I just got my car back from the body shop,
and I gotta admit, good as new.Copy !req
515. Here's the receipt.Copy !req
516. $2,500? No!Copy !req
517. The estimate was only for $1,900.Copy !req
518. Well, that, my young brother,
is why they call it an estimate.Copy !req
519. Close to, kind of, could be.Copy !req
520. And I estimate it'll take about
two and half months to get me my money.Copy !req
521. Now, you have a good day at work.
I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger.Copy !req
522. Home of the Big Booty Burger.Copy !req
523. Home of the Big Booty Burger.Copy !req
524. Oh, man.Copy !req
525. Mind if I sit here?Copy !req
526. Yes, I do mind.Copy !req
527. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
528. - What... What... What are you doing?
- Eating my lunch.Copy !req
529. I told you not to sit here.Copy !req
530. I don't like you.
Can't you get that through your head?Copy !req
531. I can try.Copy !req
532. Hmm.Copy !req
533. Nope.Copy !req
534. All right, I'm gonna have to
spell this out for you.Copy !req
535. I don't want to sit by you.
I don't want to see you.Copy !req
536. I don't want to smell you.
I don't want to hang out with you.Copy !req
537. I don't even want to use words
with the letter "U."Copy !req
538. Look, I'm Grape Nose Boy.Copy !req
539. Stop that.Copy !req
540. - Would you stop?Copy !req
541. Uh, that ain't funny.Copy !req
542. - All right.Copy !req
543. Made you laugh. Ha.Copy !req
544. So... Oh, I give up.Copy !req
545. - Grape?
- Uh, no, I'll pass.Copy !req
546. Now, I should have figured
that lunch with you would be different.Copy !req
547. Ah. Huh.Copy !req
548. Hey, what's that goo?Copy !req
549. Oh, that's my sauce.Copy !req
550. I make it myself. Huh.Copy !req
551. You carry your own sauce?Copy !req
552. Doesn't everybody?Copy !req
553. Hey, hey, would you watch it?Copy !req
554. Sorry.Copy !req
555. Hey, this is kind of good.Copy !req
556. - You sure you made this by yourself?
- Yeah. It's my very own recipe.Copy !req
557. Nobody knows about this, right?Copy !req
558. Nope.Copy !req
559. - Hey, Fi! Come here.Copy !req
560. Hi, you guys. What can I...Copy !req
561. Hey, what did you do?Copy !req
562. Mmm. This is really good.
What did you guys put on this?Copy !req
563. Deedee, Otis, Monique, come here.Copy !req
564. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
565. Mom, I gotta call you back.Copy !req
566. This is so good.Copy !req
567. All right. Hey, hey.Copy !req
568. What in the name
of ground beef is going on?Copy !req
569. Mr. Baily, try this.Copy !req
570. Dexter, I don't have time... Ooh.Copy !req
571. - It's good.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
572. - This is marvelous. What is it?
- A french fry.Copy !req
573. I know that, Ed.
I'm talking about the sauce.Copy !req
574. - What's in the sauce?
- Ed's ingredients. He made it himself.Copy !req
575. - Ed?
- This is excellent.Copy !req
576. It's awesome.Copy !req
577. It makes me glad I'm not dead!Copy !req
578. Ed, if we put that sauce
on all the Good Burgers,Copy !req
579. everyone will want to eat here.Copy !req
580. We'll knock Mondo Burger
right off the map.Copy !req
581. Whee! That's great!Copy !req
582. Ed, get in that kitchen
and start making sauce!Copy !req
583. - Yeah!
- Yippee Skippy!Copy !req
584. It shall be done.Copy !req
585. - Don't let us down.Copy !req
586. Get me another french fry.Copy !req
587. Good Burger's back in business!Copy !req
588. Yeah!Copy !req
589. Ed!Copy !req
590. I've never seen so many customers.Copy !req
591. - Good Burger's back in business!
- Oh, back in business.Copy !req
592. - Move over, Mondo Burger.
- Move over.Copy !req
593. - And, Ed?
- What?Copy !req
594. For every Good Burger we sell,Copy !req
595. I'm going to give you ten cents
for every one!Copy !req
596. Oh, man.Copy !req
597. - A little help here.
- Oh, okay, be right there.Copy !req
598. No, no, no. I'll help Deedee. You get
in that kitchen and keep making sauce.Copy !req
599. Well, Ed, how's that sauce-making
coming along?Copy !req
600. Oh, pretty good. Mr. Baily says
it's going to save Good Burger.Copy !req
601. That's great.Copy !req
602. Now, you do remember that it was my ideaCopy !req
603. to put the sauce on Good Burgers
in the first place, right?Copy !req
604. Yeah, you should get
some of the money I receive.Copy !req
605. I'm glad to hear you say that.Copy !req
606. In fact, since we're going to be
in business together,Copy !req
607. I thought that maybe
we should sign a little contract,Copy !req
608. just to make our partnership "official."Copy !req
609. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
610. Mm.Copy !req
611. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
612. Mm... hmm.Copy !req
613. Oh, oh, yeah.Copy !req
614. Mm, mm.Copy !req
615. Mm.Copy !req
616. I know some of these words.Copy !req
617. Ah. So, what does it all mean, Dexter?Copy !req
618. Well, it's... it's quite simple, really.Copy !req
619. Of all the money that Good Burger makes
off your sauce,Copy !req
620. you get to keep 20%.Copy !req
621. Cool? Okay.Copy !req
622. And then I'll keep the other 80%,Copy !req
623. so it works out cool for both of us.Copy !req
624. Okay.Copy !req
625. - There you go.
- Cool. All right.Copy !req
626. Ed!Copy !req
627. There must be 50 customers out there.Copy !req
628. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
629. What do you put in that sauce?Copy !req
630. Well, you start off with a little
lemon juice and some ketchup...Copy !req
631. Um, look, Dexter, I like you
as a friend and all, but it might...Copy !req
632. - No. Listen to me carefully.
- Okay.Copy !req
633. Do not tell anyone
the recipe to your sauce.Copy !req
634. First, you start off
with a little lemon juice...Copy !req
635. - Stop it! Stop talking!
- Oh.Copy !req
636. Never tell anyone
the ingredients of your sauce.Copy !req
637. Why?Copy !req
638. You want to save Good Burger, don't you?Copy !req
639. Oh, yeah. Good Burger's my life.Copy !req
640. Well, then, you gotta keep
your sauce recipe a secret.Copy !req
641. - All right?
- Okay.Copy !req
642. - All right.
- Um, Dexter?Copy !req
643. - Hmm?
- You're squishing my pancreas.Copy !req
644. - Sorry.
- Thanks.Copy !req
645. Unbelievable.Copy !req
646. Two days ago, we had Good Burger crushed.Copy !req
647. Now look at 'em.Copy !req
648. I think it's the sauce, boss.Copy !req
649. Oh.Copy !req
650. - Duh. I know that.Copy !req
651. You think Kurt's stupid?Copy !req
652. Mm... Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
653. I want Good Burger out of business.Copy !req
654. Go find out what's in that sauce.Copy !req
655. I'll go get some and have it checked out.Copy !req
656. Ed, here's your take for the day.Copy !req
657. - Sixty-seven dollars.
- Yay!Copy !req
658. - Yay!Copy !req
659. Thanks for the sauce, kid.Copy !req
660. Mm!Copy !req
661. Love ya!Copy !req
662. Whoa!Copy !req
663. Well, here you go, Ed.Copy !req
664. You get to keep $13.Copy !req
665. Whoa. That's almost $14.Copy !req
666. Yeah, well, see you tomorrow.Copy !req
667. Uh, hey, hey, Dex, uh, what you doing?
You want to hang out or something?Copy !req
668. Uh, gee, I don't know.
I gotta go clean my room.Copy !req
669. - I... I gotta...
- Please?Copy !req
670. - Sure. Let... Let's hang out.
- Cool!Copy !req
671. Want to see my secret place?Copy !req
672. That's not what I had in mind.Copy !req
673. - Come on!
- All... All right. I get you.Copy !req
674. This is my place.Copy !req
675. This is where I come to think.Copy !req
676. Well, I think.Copy !req
677. That's funny, 'cause I never took you
for much of a thinker.Copy !req
678. Oh, yeah, sure.
I think about all kind of things:Copy !req
679. Good Burger...Copy !req
680. squirrels...Copy !req
681. cardboard boxes...Copy !req
682. things that are sticky...Copy !req
683. I'll bet you don't have one real problem.Copy !req
684. Um, I got six toes on my left foot.Copy !req
685. What kind of problems do you have?Copy !req
686. Other than the ones you cause? Lots.Copy !req
687. Most of them started
when I was a little kid.Copy !req
688. That's when my dad
left me and my mom.Copy !req
689. I must have lived in 15 places since then.Copy !req
690. I remember the last time I saw my dad.Copy !req
691. I was seven years old,Copy !req
692. and for no reason at all,
he bought me this yo-yo.Copy !req
693. It was so cool.Copy !req
694. I mean, it wasn't just an ordinary yo-yo.Copy !req
695. It had lights that lit up
when you yo-yoed it.Copy !req
696. Red lights on one side,
and blue lights on the other.Copy !req
697. And it made
this funky whistling noise too.Copy !req
698. Wow. That sounds like quite a yo-yo.Copy !req
699. You... you still got it?Copy !req
700. No.Copy !req
701. After a while, it stopped lighting up.Copy !req
702. Then it quit making
that funky whistling noise.Copy !req
703. Then I guess my mom just threw it away.Copy !req
704. You know...Copy !req
705. I don't even remember
what my dad looks like.Copy !req
706. I don't remember
what my dad looks like either.Copy !req
707. But at least I get to see him every day.Copy !req
708. I give up. I'm going home.Copy !req
709. Oh, h... hey, Dex.Copy !req
710. Uh, thanks for hanging out with me.Copy !req
711. It's no problem. See you tomorrow, buddy.Copy !req
712. You... You mean it?Copy !req
713. Mean what?Copy !req
714. Well, I'm your buddy.Copy !req
715. You... You called me your buddy.Copy !req
716. Yeah, sure. I guess so.Copy !req
717. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
718. Dexter, you got a delivery.Copy !req
719. You are going to freak.Copy !req
720. Ooh!Copy !req
721. Hey, Monique, um, check it.Copy !req
722. I got a delivery to make.
You want to ride with me?Copy !req
723. Oh, I want to go, I want to go.Copy !req
724. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
725. You can go, Ed.Copy !req
726. Yay!Copy !req
727. Oh, man.Copy !req
728. Ed.Copy !req
729. Ed, man, you gotta park the burger.
Slow down.Copy !req
730. [Ed] Huh.Copy !req
731. - Watch it, Steve!
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
732. Whoa!Copy !req
733. Come on, man. The locker room's this way.Copy !req
734. So, after scoring that amazing,
last-minute, game-winning shot,Copy !req
735. and bringing your team all the way
to the NBA championship, how do you feel?Copy !req
736. I feel hungry.Copy !req
737. Delivery.Copy !req
738. Shaq!Copy !req
739. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
740. Here's your Good Burger. Huh.Copy !req
741. Little man,
I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger.Copy !req
742. - I don't see no tomatoes.
- Well, hang on. Uh.Copy !req
743. Huh!Copy !req
744. Consider yourself tomatoed.Copy !req
745. - You're not like other people, are you?
- Uh...Copy !req
746. Um, go... go on ahead, Shaq.Copy !req
747. Take a bite of the Good Burger
and tell us how you like the Good Sauce.Copy !req
748. Tastes good, tastes good.Copy !req
749. You heard it here, folks.Copy !req
750. Shaquille O'Neal,
a man who enjoys good food.Copy !req
751. Huh! Huh! Look, Dex, we're on live TV!Copy !req
752. Oh, welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
753. Can I take your order?Copy !req
754. Huh. Whoa.Copy !req
755. I've never been on TV before.Copy !req
756. Whoa. Hey.Copy !req
757. I'm sick of these pukes. Shut up!Copy !req
758. You're not so fast
with the trash talk now, are you, huh?Copy !req
759. You got him that time, bro.Copy !req
760. Yeah, but if you hadn't noticed,
Good Burger is still in business.Copy !req
761. Well, what are we supposed to do about it?Copy !req
762. Our burgers are already twice
the size of theirs.Copy !req
763. - Kitchen.
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
764. Make our burgers bigger.Copy !req
765. Bigger? But they're already...Copy !req
766. Bigger! Bigger!Copy !req
767. Now, let's see Good Burger go against
burgers three times the size of their own.Copy !req
768. Great.Copy !req
769. But what about the Ed sauce?Copy !req
770. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
771. Can I take your order?Copy !req
772. You all right, bro?Copy !req
773. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
774. I know you.Copy !req
775. You're the dude from Mondo Burger.Copy !req
776. Correct-a-mundo. Kurt Bozwell.Copy !req
777. No, no, no. I'm Ed.Copy !req
778. Can I give you a lift, Ed?Copy !req
779. Oh, I don't know, dude. I weigh about 150.Copy !req
780. Just get in the car, huh?Copy !req
781. - Oh, car?
- Yeah.Copy !req
782. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
783. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh!Copy !req
784. Ed, I'm going to cut right to the chase.Copy !req
785. You have been working at Good Burger now
for, like, what, three years?Copy !req
786. And your manager still only pays you
five bucks an hour, man.Copy !req
787. Really? Cool! Huh.Copy !req
788. Well, five bucks an hour's cool.Copy !req
789. How does... ten bucks sound?Copy !req
790. Ten bucks.Copy !req
791. I don't know.Copy !req
792. It sounds sort of like...Copy !req
793. I want you to bail on Good Burger,Copy !req
794. and I want you to come
and work for me at Mondo Burger.Copy !req
795. You make your sauce for Kurt.Copy !req
796. - Who's Kurt?
- I'm Kurt.Copy !req
797. - I'm Ed.
- I'm aware!Copy !req
798. You said you were Kurt.Copy !req
799. Well, uh, thanks for the ride.Copy !req
800. Whenever you're ready to come
and work for me, you say the word.Copy !req
801. - Okay.
- Mm.Copy !req
802. What were you doing in Kurt's car?Copy !req
803. Oh, you know,
just pushing buttons and hanging out. Huh.Copy !req
804. What'd he say to you?Copy !req
805. Something about working at Mondo Burger.Copy !req
806. I think he likes me.Copy !req
807. Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you!Copy !req
808. He just wants to use you.Copy !req
809. Oh, well, that's not "natural."Copy !req
810. No. He wants your sauce.Copy !req
811. Look, don't tell him the sauce recipe,
all right?Copy !req
812. Because if you do,
Good Burger's going to be in big trouble.Copy !req
813. - Okay. Cool.
- All right.Copy !req
814. - Now let's get to work.
- All right.Copy !req
815. Um, Dex...Copy !req
816. Um, I got you something.Copy !req
817. Huh.Copy !req
818. What? What is this?Copy !req
819. It's a yo-yo.Copy !req
820. I bought it with the $13 you gave me.Copy !req
821. It lights up and flickers and everything,Copy !req
822. just like the one your dad gave you.Copy !req
823. Why'd you get this for me?Copy !req
824. 'Cause we're buds. Huh.Copy !req
825. Huh. Yeah. Huh.Copy !req
826. What's with this dude?Copy !req
827. He doesn't want to work at Mondo Burger.Copy !req
828. If you ask me, the guy's a few tacos short
of a combination plate.Copy !req
829. I don't care.
Now, Kurt's going to get his sauce.Copy !req
830. I didn't come this far to let some tired
crap shack like Good Burger get in my way.Copy !req
831. - Bring in Roxanne.Copy !req
832. If anyone can get the sauce
out of Ed... she can.Copy !req
833. Excuse me.Copy !req
834. Hello?Copy !req
835. Uh, welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
836. Can I take your order? Huh.Copy !req
837. No, thanks.Copy !req
838. I just came here to see you, Ed.Copy !req
839. I'm Roxanne.Copy !req
840. Oh!Copy !req
841. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
842. Can I take your order? Huh.Copy !req
843. You are so hot.Copy !req
844. Oh, well, I often sweat at work. Huh.Copy !req
845. So, you hungry?Copy !req
846. Yes, I am hungry...Copy !req
847. but not for food.Copy !req
848. I'm hungry for you.Copy !req
849. Oh, well... Well, I'm not edible.Copy !req
850. How would you like
to go on date tomorrow night?Copy !req
851. With who?Copy !req
852. Me, silly.Copy !req
853. Huh. Me silly, too.Copy !req
854. No.Copy !req
855. I meant that you and I
should go out together tomorrow night.Copy !req
856. Want to?Copy !req
857. Oh, okay. Cool. Huh.Copy !req
858. Awesome.Copy !req
859. Here's my address. I'll see you at 8:00.Copy !req
860. I don't believe what I just saw.Copy !req
861. Who? Elvis?Copy !req
862. No, a beautiful girl just strode in here
and asked you on a date.Copy !req
863. - Oh, I know. Hey, want to come?
- Oh, no. Three's a crowd, man.Copy !req
864. Oh, well, just bring a date.Copy !req
865. Hey, why don't you ask Monique?Copy !req
866. I... I don't think so.Copy !req
867. Now, you know you like her.Copy !req
868. How can I not like her?
I mean, she's smart, funny, beautiful...Copy !req
869. - and cuddly.Copy !req
870. Well, then just ask her out.Copy !req
871. No.Copy !req
872. Aw, what, you chicken?Copy !req
873. I'm not a chicken.Copy !req
874. Are too.Copy !req
875. Dexter's a chicken!Copy !req
876. Chicken! Moo!Copy !req
877. Moo! Oh!Copy !req
878. I'm not a chicken.Copy !req
879. I don't think she wants to waste her time
going out with me, that's all.Copy !req
880. Moo!Copy !req
881. Chickens...Copy !req
882. Chickens don't moo, man.Copy !req
883. They cluck.Copy !req
884. Hey, Monique,
we're all going out tomorrow night.Copy !req
885. - You want to be Dexter's date?
- Look, man, I told you...Copy !req
886. I'd love to.Copy !req
887. I... I knew she'd say yes.Copy !req
888. Moo!Copy !req
889. Yeah, corn dogs!Copy !req
890. - Your chair, madam.
- Why, thank you, Dexter.Copy !req
891. [Ed] Your chair. Huh!Copy !req
892. Um, is your butt okay?Copy !req
893. It's fine. Thank you.Copy !req
894. It's okay, people!Copy !req
895. Her butt is fine!Copy !req
896. Huh.Copy !req
897. - Mmm! That's a great corn dog.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
898. I wonder how they get the weenie
into the corny exterior? Huh.Copy !req
899. A question that's plagued mankind
for centuries.Copy !req
900. You know what'd go great
on these corn dogs?Copy !req
901. Um... a turtleneck?Copy !req
902. No, silly. Some of your sauce.Copy !req
903. I just love your sauce.Copy !req
904. How do you make it?Copy !req
905. I'm dying to know.Copy !req
906. Well, first you start off with some
ketchup and some lemon juice...Copy !req
907. Ow!Copy !req
908. Oops.Copy !req
909. Oh, what's the matter? Is it your butt?Copy !req
910. - No.
- Oh.Copy !req
911. Um...Copy !req
912. Wha... What do you say we start putting?Copy !req
913. Ooh. I get to go first.Copy !req
914. All right. Word.Copy !req
915. Come on, Roxanne.Copy !req
916. Ed, can't we just go somewhere
and be alone?Copy !req
917. What for?Copy !req
918. Well, maybe we could talk.Copy !req
919. Or maybe get to know each other
a little better.Copy !req
920. Now doesn't that sound like more fun
than miniature golf?Copy !req
921. No! Come on.Copy !req
922. Oh. So close, yet so far.Copy !req
923. My turn. Excuse me. Thank you very much.Copy !req
924. All righty.Copy !req
925. - Oh.Copy !req
926. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
927. All right. All right.Copy !req
928. - Oh, oh.Copy !req
929. - Mm-mmm.Copy !req
930. So, uh, is this your first time?Copy !req
931. - Uh-huh, keep talking.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
932. Huh. Okay, my turn.Copy !req
933. Huh.Copy !req
934. - Fore!Copy !req
935. Your turn.Copy !req
936. Then when I was six,
I said my first words.Copy !req
937. My mom thinks it was "trousers,"
but I think it was "tweezers."Copy !req
938. Then I went to camp
and fell down a sand dune...Copy !req
939. Ed... Ed!Copy !req
940. She's still unconscious, bro.Copy !req
941. Oh.Copy !req
942. What happened?Copy !req
943. Your head hit my golf ball.Copy !req
944. Then you went sleepy-bye.Copy !req
945. Um... Monique, you want to take a walk?Copy !req
946. Sure.Copy !req
947. Wait, wait, wait.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
948. Hello!Copy !req
949. Hello.Copy !req
950. What... What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
951. Ed... I think Roxanne can, uh,
help you figure something out.Copy !req
952. So, Ed... what do you want to do?Copy !req
953. Well, I always wanted to shave a Martian.Copy !req
954. Got a Martian? Huh!Copy !req
955. Here you go.Copy !req
956. Thank you.Copy !req
957. So, uh, you like me?Copy !req
958. Of course.Copy !req
959. So, uh... you like me?Copy !req
960. Are you kidding?Copy !req
961. I liked you from the first time I saw you,
right off the bat.Copy !req
962. But I guess it was the same
for you too, huh?Copy !req
963. No, actually, I thought you were
self-centered and obnoxious.Copy !req
964. Well, so much for my self-esteem.Copy !req
965. I changed my mind, didn't I?Copy !req
966. Yes, you did. How come?Copy !req
967. Ed.Copy !req
968. Excuse me?Copy !req
969. Ed thinks you're a really great guy.Copy !req
970. He's always talking about
what a good friend you are to him...Copy !req
971. and what a nice and caring person you are.Copy !req
972. Really? Ed said all that?Copy !req
973. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
974. Ed is the sweetest,
most genuine person I've ever met.Copy !req
975. And, uh, anybody he likes that much...Copy !req
976. can't be all bad.Copy !req
977. Look at me, Ed.Copy !req
978. I'm looking.Copy !req
979. What do you see?Copy !req
980. That big red lump on your forehead
where the golf ball hit you.Copy !req
981. Look into my eyes, Ed.Copy !req
982. Ed?Copy !req
983. Tell me how you make your sauce,Copy !req
984. and I'll give you anything you want.Copy !req
985. Uh, whatcha got?Copy !req
986. For starters... how about this?Copy !req
987. Oh, no!Copy !req
988. Ooh!Copy !req
989. Sorry. You surprised me.Copy !req
990. Can... can you breathe?Copy !req
991. I quit!Copy !req
992. I'm guessing
she didn't get the sauce recipe.Copy !req
993. I'm aware.Copy !req
994. Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon.Copy !req
995. I'm hosting a family reunion,
and my oven has run amok!Copy !req
996. - Huh.
- I think it's the heat actuator.Copy !req
997. Anyhoo, I'd like to order,
uh, three Good Meals,Copy !req
998. four Junior Good Meals
and a 17-piece order of Good Chunks.Copy !req
999. On two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to
substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies.Copy !req
1000. Now don't fret if that's extra.
I'll pony up the overage.Copy !req
1001. On the regular Good Meals,Copy !req
1002. I need two Good Burgers to have ketchup,
mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, no onion.Copy !req
1003. I've got an interview this afternoon.Copy !req
1004. That takes care of everyone
but Uncle Leslie, who doesn't eat meat,Copy !req
1005. but, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it.Copy !req
1006. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich,
Good Fries and a Good Root Beer.Copy !req
1007. All to go. But I would like to
have my beverage while I wait.Copy !req
1008. Now, total me up!Copy !req
1009. Guess who.Copy !req
1010. Hi, Dexter.Copy !req
1011. Hey. What you doing?Copy !req
1012. Getting ready for work.Copy !req
1013. Oh, cool, cool.Copy !req
1014. Um, listen,
since we had such a nice time last night,Copy !req
1015. uh, I thought that
maybe we could do it again tonight.Copy !req
1016. I don't think so.Copy !req
1017. Okay. Tomorrow night, then?Copy !req
1018. No.Copy !req
1019. Well, maybe this weekend?Copy !req
1020. Maybe not.Copy !req
1021. Okay.Copy !req
1022. Who are you,
and what have done with the real Monique?Copy !req
1023. Oh, she's right here.Copy !req
1024. It's just that now she knows
the real Dexter.Copy !req
1025. Come again?Copy !req
1026. - You forgot your jacket last night.
- Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1027. And this fell out of the pocket.Copy !req
1028. Oh, um... this?Copy !req
1029. This is just, all it is...Copy !req
1030. All... All it is...Copy !req
1031. Right, it's just the contract
you had Ed sign.Copy !req
1032. You know, the one where
you take most of his money,Copy !req
1033. the money he's supposed
to get for his sauce?Copy !req
1034. No... yeah.Copy !req
1035. But, look, I was just trying...Copy !req
1036. You know, I can't believe
that you would do something like thatCopy !req
1037. to someone who trusts you.Copy !req
1038. How can you take advantage
of a sweet person like Ed?Copy !req
1039. And after he got you a job?Copy !req
1040. It ain't even like that. I only wanted...Copy !req
1041. Oh, I know what you wanted.Copy !req
1042. You're not Ed's friend.Copy !req
1043. You're just using him
to scam a little cash on the side.Copy !req
1044. It must feel really good.Copy !req
1045. - Babe...
- Oh, but don't worry.Copy !req
1046. I'm not going to tell Ed
that you're cheating him.Copy !req
1047. Why not?Copy !req
1048. Because it would hurt him too much.Copy !req
1049. Punk.Copy !req
1050. Mm!Copy !req
1051. There you are, Ed.Copy !req
1052. Um, can I sit here?Copy !req
1053. On my lap?Copy !req
1054. No, man.
I... I'll just sit down right next to you.Copy !req
1055. All right, look, Ed,
I don't know how to say this.Copy !req
1056. Oh, you just go...Copy !req
1057. "This."Copy !req
1058. No, um, I...
I'm talking about this contract.Copy !req
1059. - What is it, boy?Copy !req
1060. Oh, wha... What?Copy !req
1061. Four clowns?Copy !req
1062. What? Their car's broken down?Copy !req
1063. They're in trouble?Copy !req
1064. Man, that dog is not talking to you.Copy !req
1065. W... wait, hang on.Copy !req
1066. He's trying to tell us there's four clowns
stuck somewhere and their car broke down.Copy !req
1067. Where, boy? Where?Copy !req
1068. Ed, there are no clowns.Copy !req
1069. Man, that dog is just hungry.Copy !req
1070. Oh, well, maybe we should feed him.Copy !req
1071. Here, have a Mondo Burger.Copy !req
1072. Oh. He's not eating it.Copy !req
1073. - Well, what's wrong?Copy !req
1074. I don't know.Copy !req
1075. - He definitely looks hungry though.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1076. Well, here.Copy !req
1077. Try a Good Burger.Copy !req
1078. Would you look at that?Copy !req
1079. See?Copy !req
1080. I told you there was something wrong
with Mondo Burger.Copy !req
1081. He knows it, don't you, boy?Copy !req
1082. He definitely senses
something he doesn't like.Copy !req
1083. What do you think it could be?Copy !req
1084. I don't know.Copy !req
1085. Let's find out.Copy !req
1086. Where is that dang dog?Copy !req
1087. Excuse me, ladies, may I help you?Copy !req
1088. Could you kindly point us in the direction
of the little girls' room?Copy !req
1089. Yes, ma'am. The ladies room is just
on the other side of the restaurant.Copy !req
1090. I'll show you.Copy !req
1091. - Oh, get your hands off of me!
- Ma'am!Copy !req
1092. - Ma'am, I'm just trying to help.
- I don't need your... Oh!Copy !req
1093. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1094. Water! Water! I need water!Copy !req
1095. Whoo! Water! Oh!Copy !req
1096. Water! Ooh!Copy !req
1097. Water! Oh! Water! Oh!Copy !req
1098. Okay, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1099. Water! Water, water, water!Copy !req
1100. Whoo! Oh, oh.Copy !req
1101. - All right, let's go.
- Hey, what about your water?Copy !req
1102. Would you just come on?Copy !req
1103. H... Hey, what's that stuff
they're dropping in the burgers?Copy !req
1104. I don't know.Copy !req
1105. But I bet that's what's making
those burgers grow so big.Copy !req
1106. We should get some
of that stuff for Good Burger.Copy !req
1107. No, man,
stuff like that's gotta be illegal.Copy !req
1108. It is illegal.Copy !req
1109. - Whoo!
- [Ed] Oh!Copy !req
1110. Triampathol is way illegal.Copy !req
1111. But I tell you what.Copy !req
1112. It sure makes burgers nice and "enormo."Copy !req
1113. Yeah, that's all well and good,Copy !req
1114. but what happens
to all those nice, innocent peopleCopy !req
1115. when they eat your "enormo" burgers?Copy !req
1116. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1117. Don't care, ladies.Copy !req
1118. Ooh! Uh...Copy !req
1119. Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1120. But when those people find out you're
putting illegal stuff in their meat,Copy !req
1121. you're going to find yourself in jail.Copy !req
1122. That is why nobody outside this kitchen
is going to find out.Copy !req
1123. What do you expect us to do,
keep our mouths shut?Copy !req
1124. No. I'll keep your mouths shut.Copy !req
1125. Ed, run!Copy !req
1126. Okay, hot pants.
Now, I'm tired of playing games.Copy !req
1127. I want to know what's in your sauce.Copy !req
1128. Well, you can forget it.Copy !req
1129. You're not going to get Ed's sauce.Copy !req
1130. I want to know what's in your sauce.Copy !req
1131. Dude, you need a Tic Tac.Copy !req
1132. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1133. That coils it. You guys are grass.Copy !req
1134. What are we going to do with them?Copy !req
1135. Get our pal Wade on the phone.Copy !req
1136. Demented Hills?Copy !req
1137. Hey, all right, yeah.
Hey, easy, man, easy.Copy !req
1138. Yeah, all right. Uh-huh.
See, you think you're strong.Copy !req
1139. You'll never be
half the man your mama was.Copy !req
1140. Hey, man, you better let me go!Copy !req
1141. - You too!Copy !req
1142. Hey, man, open this door!Copy !req
1143. I ain't... I'm not going to tell you again!Copy !req
1144. All right,
maybe I'll tell you one more time.Copy !req
1145. Open this door, please? Oh.Copy !req
1146. Look, Dex, the walls are padded!
Look what I can do!Copy !req
1147. I don't get it. I... I just don't get it.Copy !req
1148. Where could they be?Copy !req
1149. I'm really worried, you guys.Copy !req
1150. Hi.Copy !req
1151. Uh, huh... Hi.Copy !req
1152. I'm a psychopath.Copy !req
1153. I'm Ed.Copy !req
1154. Have small space aliens
ever landed in your brainCopy !req
1155. and told you to break into the zoo
and free the kangaroos?Copy !req
1156. Not that I recall.Copy !req
1157. Do you think I'm cute?Copy !req
1158. Sure.Copy !req
1159. What's cute about me?Copy !req
1160. Um... your head.Copy !req
1161. You have a cute head too.Copy !req
1162. Well, I try to keep it nice.Copy !req
1163. So, what you in for?Copy !req
1164. I got in trouble for breaking into the zoo
and freeing all the kangaroos.Copy !req
1165. Oh.Copy !req
1166. My name is Heather.Copy !req
1167. Really? My mom's name is Heather.Copy !req
1168. Really?Copy !req
1169. No.Copy !req
1170. I like you, Ed.Copy !req
1171. Oh.Copy !req
1172. Uh... go fish.Copy !req
1173. Would you stop eating the cards?Copy !req
1174. And quit poking me. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1175. Man!Copy !req
1176. I gotta play cards with these folk?Copy !req
1177. Just quit it!Copy !req
1178. You're nasty!Copy !req
1179. Ah, hey, dude.Copy !req
1180. Hey, they gave me a jacket just like that.Copy !req
1181. Need some help?Copy !req
1182. - Huh! Okay.Copy !req
1183. - He's loose! Look out!Copy !req
1184. Goodness gracious,
he's killing Sidney!Copy !req
1185. Open it.Copy !req
1186. There's the fridge.
Go get the sauce, dudes.Copy !req
1187. Got it.Copy !req
1188. What's going on in here?Copy !req
1189. Stop waving that dang light in my face.Copy !req
1190. - Who are you?
- Your mama. Who are you?Copy !req
1191. Relax. It's the old guy that works here.Copy !req
1192. - What are you doing here this late?
- Sleeping, till you woke my butt up.Copy !req
1193. What's that junk
you're pouring into our sauce?Copy !req
1194. Shut up, old man.Copy !req
1195. Don't be rude to the elderly.Copy !req
1196. The old man asked us a question.Copy !req
1197. Now, it's called shark poison,Copy !req
1198. and it's going to make all your little
Good Burger customers very, very sick.Copy !req
1199. So sick that I doubt
anybody will ever want to eat here again.Copy !req
1200. I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
1201. You're not calling anyone.Copy !req
1202. - In you go. Join your buddies.Copy !req
1203. Otis?Copy !req
1204. Otis, you came to visit, huh?Copy !req
1205. Oh, I'm fine, and you?Copy !req
1206. Help me get him out of this!Copy !req
1207. Do I look like I came to visit?Copy !req
1208. Where am I? What's going on?Copy !req
1209. They kidnapped us.
Why'd they bring you here?Copy !req
1210. 'Cause I caught those little Mondo brats
dumping shark poison in our sauce.Copy !req
1211. Shark poison?Copy !req
1212. Wow, why do they want to harm
those innocent sharks?Copy !req
1213. Will you forget about the sharks?Copy !req
1214. That stuff's going to harm
innocent people.Copy !req
1215. Can you get to a phone?Copy !req
1216. There's no chance.
We gotta get out of this place.Copy !req
1217. - What time is it?
- I'll tell you.Copy !req
1218. It's 6:00 a.m. Good Burger opens at 10:00.Copy !req
1219. That means we only got four hours
to warn them.Copy !req
1220. But how are we going to get out of here?Copy !req
1221. You just let me handle that part.Copy !req
1222. Good morning, patients.Copy !req
1223. It's medication time.Copy !req
1224. I'll be back in ten minutes
with your various prescriptions.Copy !req
1225. Ooh, that music sucks.Copy !req
1226. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
1227. Well, hang on. Huh.Copy !req
1228. Hey, dude, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1229. Where you going? Ed? Ed?Copy !req
1230. Um, Ed? Hey, I don't think
you should be touching the knob on the...Copy !req
1231. on the radio dial.Copy !req
1232. Huh, huh.Copy !req
1233. Um...Copy !req
1234. Come on. Dance with me.Copy !req
1235. Come on, huh. Feel it?Copy !req
1236. Come on, everybody.Copy !req
1237. Yeah, let's have some fun! Yeah!Copy !req
1238. Get on up! Yeah!Copy !req
1239. Yeah, cool!Copy !req
1240. Hey, check out the kooks.Copy !req
1241. Aren't they something?Copy !req
1242. How y'all doing?Copy !req
1243. I bet y'all got some moves, huh?Copy !req
1244. No, I... I really couldn't do that.Copy !req
1245. Yeah, I'm not very good at that.Copy !req
1246. Oh, come on, now. You know you...Copy !req
1247. It's against regulations.Copy !req
1248. See? Bobbin' your head.Copy !req
1249. Hey, ho, hey, ho...Copy !req
1250. Come on, y'all. Let's party.Copy !req
1251. Let's go.Copy !req
1252. We gotta get out. Go, go, go, out!Copy !req
1253. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1254. Oh.Copy !req
1255. Easy.Copy !req
1256. In here.Copy !req
1257. Phew!Copy !req
1258. I think I picked a bad room.Copy !req
1259. Just don't make any sudden moves.Copy !req
1260. - What's up, dude? Huh! Give me five!
- Ed...Copy !req
1261. - On the black-hand side. Huh, yeah! Cool!
- Ed.Copy !req
1262. Leave it to you to make friends
with a vicious psychopath.Copy !req
1263. Attention! Seal all exit doors.Copy !req
1264. - There is an escape attempt in progress.Copy !req
1265. Seal all exit doors.Copy !req
1266. - Can we open any of these windows?
- Uh-uh, you can't.Copy !req
1267. They're hermetically sealed and made
of triple-thick bulletproof glass.Copy !req
1268. Mister huge scary man,
can you help me open one of these windows?Copy !req
1269. Cool. Go ahead, man. Do your thing.Copy !req
1270. - What you think you doing? Oh, mercy.Copy !req
1271. I'm trying to break a window!
That's all, man!Copy !req
1272. - Thank you!Copy !req
1273. - Hey! Try this one!
- They're coming. You two better hurry.Copy !req
1274. You don't gotta tell me twice.Copy !req
1275. [Ed] Whoa.Copy !req
1276. Ed... hurry!Copy !req
1277. All right.Copy !req
1278. But before I go, I just want to tell you,Copy !req
1279. you're the nicest, prettiest psychopath
I've ever met.Copy !req
1280. You are so sweet.Copy !req
1281. - Get off of me!Copy !req
1282. Would you... get up?Copy !req
1283. All right. That way.Copy !req
1284. Come on.Copy !req
1285. - I'll check the north wall!
- [man 2] All right!Copy !req
1286. - All right, come on. This way.Copy !req
1287. - Ooh.
- Here's one for you.Copy !req
1288. And a vanilla pop for you.Copy !req
1289. And an ice cream sandwich
and a chocolate pop and another...Copy !req
1290. - Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
1291. - Stealing your truck.
- Yeah, we'll bring it back.Copy !req
1292. Come on!Copy !req
1293. Huh.Copy !req
1294. - Oh, ice cream tunes!Copy !req
1295. - Will you turn that off?Copy !req
1296. Ice cream man! Hey, ice cream man!Copy !req
1297. Oh, sorry. No ice cream for you today.Copy !req
1298. - Gotta go. Gotta get back to Good Burger.Copy !req
1299. Oh...Copy !req
1300. Good Burger's about to open, man.Copy !req
1301. We gotta get there and make sure
nobody eats that poison sauce.Copy !req
1302. Man, they're gaining on us!Copy !req
1303. [Ed] Whoa, ice cream cones! Look!Copy !req
1304. I got Funky Pops, Monstersicles,
and Lemon Juice Pops! Huh!Copy !req
1305. Ed, this is no time
for frozen treats, all right?Copy !req
1306. Yeah, but...Copy !req
1307. Wait. Wait. Give me one.Copy !req
1308. - Oh, here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1309. - What was that?
- [Ed] Huh!Copy !req
1310. I think it's a Fudgsicle.Copy !req
1311. Give me some more.Copy !req
1312. - [Ed] Get out of here!Copy !req
1313. [Ed] Yeah!Copy !req
1314. Have some vanilla!Copy !req
1315. Take that! Huh!Copy !req
1316. And a little bit of that! Huh!Copy !req
1317. Have some raspberry sorbet!Copy !req
1318. How do you like me now?Copy !req
1319. I'm a dude throwing ice cream!Copy !req
1320. There's vanilla! Yeah!Copy !req
1321. Take some chocolate! Yeah! Fudge!Copy !req
1322. Oh! Yeah, there you go, baby!Copy !req
1323. Oh...Copy !req
1324. Yeah, they're going to have you
on This Old Homey.Copy !req
1325. - Nice box, Wheat.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1326. I can't see. I can't see!Copy !req
1327. - No! No!Copy !req
1328. Watch it, fellas! Stop!Copy !req
1329. Whew!Copy !req
1330. Look out! Look out!Copy !req
1331. Oh, no! Come on!Copy !req
1332. Whoo! Lost 'em.Copy !req
1333. Hi. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
1334. Can I take your order?Copy !req
1335. I'll have a Good Burger with extra sauce.Copy !req
1336. Oh! That sounds delightful.Copy !req
1337. I'll have the same thing.Copy !req
1338. Better step on it.Copy !req
1339. Whoa!Copy !req
1340. Here's your order:
two Good Burgers, extra sauce.Copy !req
1341. Thank you.Copy !req
1342. Oh, poo. I wanted mustard.Copy !req
1343. Ed, hurry!
Don't let anyone eat a Good Burger.Copy !req
1344. - Come on, Otis.Copy !req
1345. No!Copy !req
1346. Get him off of me.Copy !req
1347. What's going on? What the...Copy !req
1348. Ed! Ed! Ed! What are you doing?Copy !req
1349. Ed, get off! Ed, off the elderly.Copy !req
1350. Ed!Copy !req
1351. Ed, Ed, are you okay?Copy !req
1352. - What happened?
- I just tackled some old lady.Copy !req
1353. - All right, Ed! Way to go.
- Cool.Copy !req
1354. Excuse me, would one of you two
mind telling me why this is a good thing?Copy !req
1355. This is why.
Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.Copy !req
1356. How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce?Copy !req
1357. We'll explain it to you later.Copy !req
1358. Right now, just keep everyone
from eating that sauce, and call the cops.Copy !req
1359. Come on, Ed.Copy !req
1360. - Where are we going?
- To get a can of Triampathol.Copy !req
1361. - What for?
- Proof.Copy !req
1362. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1363. I need a hot Jacuzzi.Copy !req
1364. - Shall I ring?
- No!Copy !req
1365. You can't just walk up there and ring
the bell and say, "Howdy-do, neighbor."Copy !req
1366. We gotta find a way
to sneak into the kitchen somehow.Copy !req
1367. I got an idea. Huh.Copy !req
1368. Follow me.Copy !req
1369. Wh... Where are you going?Copy !req
1370. Oh, dear. Be careful.Copy !req
1371. Maybe you should... Oh, I don't know if...Copy !req
1372. Whoo!Copy !req
1373. Shouldn't you have a harness or some rope?Copy !req
1374. Come on! It's easy!Copy !req
1375. Yeah, easy for you!Copy !req
1376. Dang!Copy !req
1377. Gotta climb on the truck.Copy !req
1378. I don't even know the person
that owns this truck.Copy !req
1379. - And I gotta do my thing when I can get...
- Whoa. Yeah. Now...Copy !req
1380. All right, now jump on that pipe thingy.Copy !req
1381. Just a minute... I...Copy !req
1382. Whoo!Copy !req
1383. See?Copy !req
1384. Oh, I'm just...Copy !req
1385. All right. You got it.Copy !req
1386. Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe.Copy !req
1387. Mama?Copy !req
1388. Whew!Copy !req
1389. Ed.Copy !req
1390. Ed.Copy !req
1391. - Ed!
- Over here!Copy !req
1392. Over here! Come on!Copy !req
1393. What are you doing in the straw?Copy !req
1394. Well, it's right over the kitchen.
I can see it.Copy !req
1395. Come on!Copy !req
1396. - How do expect me to get up there?
- Oh, it's easy.Copy !req
1397. You just jump on the burger,
jump on the fry,Copy !req
1398. and then you hop on the cup,
and then shimmy up the straw.Copy !req
1399. What is this, American Gladiators?Copy !req
1400. Come on!Copy !req
1401. All right.Copy !req
1402. Can't believe
this man got me climbing on a straw.Copy !req
1403. Ooh!Copy !req
1404. Wow. Good Burger looks so small
from up here.Copy !req
1405. Ed?Copy !req
1406. Ed! Ed, are you in there?Copy !req
1407. Here, take my hand.Copy !req
1408. Ed? Ed!Copy !req
1409. Whee!Copy !req
1410. - Again! Again! That was cool!
- Shh! Listen, listen.Copy !req
1411. I'm gonna go into that kitchen.Copy !req
1412. I want you to count to ten and come in
and get a can of that chemicalCopy !req
1413. and hightail it back to Good Burger,
all right?Copy !req
1414. - All right. Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
1415. One...Copy !req
1416. two... three...Copy !req
1417. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
1418. - What's happening?
- How'd you get here?Copy !req
1419. Ooh! Look at this fancy kitchen.Copy !req
1420. You know, Mama never had one of these
with the electronic numbers.Copy !req
1421. - We had to turn the knobs...
- Let's get him!Copy !req
1422. Wait for the little ding...Copy !req
1423. If I were you...Copy !req
1424. I wouldn't come any closer.Copy !req
1425. Get him.Copy !req
1426. Get him! Come on!Copy !req
1427. [man 2] Come on, you guys.Copy !req
1428. Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
1429. Ooh!Copy !req
1430. Go! Around the other way!Copy !req
1431. All right, punk... the game is over.Copy !req
1432. Yeah. Your game is over.Copy !req
1433. Because right now, my man Ed
is on his way down to the police stationCopy !req
1434. with a can of your illegal Triampathol.Copy !req
1435. Ha!Copy !req
1436. Hey, Dex! Got it! Huh.Copy !req
1437. - Get it!
- Give me that.Copy !req
1438. Oh!Copy !req
1439. Nice try, dudes.Copy !req
1440. But you mess with Kurt,
and you go in the grinder.Copy !req
1441. - Here you go, boss.
- Thanks, homes.Copy !req
1442. This can's empty.Copy !req
1443. What an idiot.Copy !req
1444. Stole an empty can!Copy !req
1445. Ed, you stole a empty can?Copy !req
1446. It wasn't empty when I found it.Copy !req
1447. - What's going on?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1448. - The kitchen! Go!
- Come on!Copy !req
1449. [man 2] Come on!Copy !req
1450. Come on, Ed. Let's go!Copy !req
1451. Grill! We gotta stop the grill!Copy !req
1452. Oh...Copy !req
1453. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1454. Must be a shift change.Copy !req
1455. Huh?Copy !req
1456. No!Copy !req
1457. Why?Copy !req
1458. Why?Copy !req
1459. What have I done?Copy !req
1460. What,
are you going to put cuffs on me, huh?Copy !req
1461. What...Copy !req
1462. Relax, sir, it's going to be okay.
Tell me if these are too tight, all right?Copy !req
1463. You don't understand!
But none of this is my fault, okay?Copy !req
1464. - I mean...
- I don't know.Copy !req
1465. - Hey, let's go help 'em out. Huh.
- Let's.Copy !req
1466. Listen, I can explain everything.Copy !req
1467. - This is all just a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
1468. I don't understand.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
1469. Oh, sure you do.Copy !req
1470. Why don't you go on ahead
and tell your little police friendCopy !req
1471. that you made your big Beefy Burgers
all big and beefyCopy !req
1472. by using illegal food additives.Copy !req
1473. - Is that true?
- No! He's lying! You're lying!Copy !req
1474. You're full of crap!Copy !req
1475. Well, why don't we just check these out,
and we'll see who's lying.Copy !req
1476. - I think you better come with us.
- Man, you're out of your minds.Copy !req
1477. You're crazy, man!Copy !req
1478. - You know who I am? Huh?
- Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
1479. - Bye-bye.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
1480. when you mess with Good Burger...Copy !req
1481. you go in the grinder!Copy !req
1482. Aw.Copy !req
1483. You enjoy prison now.Copy !req
1484. - Excuse me for a second.
- Huh.Copy !req
1485. Mr. Wheat.Copy !req
1486. - I'm gonna fix it. I can fix it.
- I came to have a couple words with you...Copy !req
1487. - I can fix it.
- Uh, Mr. Wheat?Copy !req
1488. I don't have a lot of time,
but I do got a couple words for you.Copy !req
1489. - Look here.Copy !req
1490. Here's about half of the money
that I owe you for your car.Copy !req
1491. I guess I'll have the other half
by the end of the summer.Copy !req
1492. You enjoy your car!Copy !req
1493. - Bye-bye, now.
- I'll give you some money.Copy !req
1494. Help me out.
Just help me get the burger off.Copy !req
1495. - Whoo! Come on, Ed.
- Huh.Copy !req
1496. So, you poured that stuff in that meat,
didn't you?Copy !req
1497. Huh, I had to.Copy !req
1498. - You had to?
- Sure.Copy !req
1499. See, I knew if I took the can,Copy !req
1500. there was a good chance
I'd get caught. Huh.Copy !req
1501. Then I thought, even if I did take
the Triampathol to the proper authorities,Copy !req
1502. huh, Kurt would hire some
high-powered attorneysCopy !req
1503. who would dispute any charges
brought against him or Mondo BurgerCopy !req
1504. by manipulating the legal system.Copy !req
1505. And the way that America's court system
is congested these days,Copy !req
1506. it would have taken months
to convict him of anything.Copy !req
1507. So then I thought,
I'll take the matters into my own handsCopy !req
1508. and just pour the Triampathol
into the meat supplyCopy !req
1509. and let Mondo Burger be a victim
of its own foul play.Copy !req
1510. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1511. You thought of all that?Copy !req
1512. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1513. I'm not stupid. Huh.Copy !req
1514. Well, look, Ed,
about this contract, man...Copy !req
1515. What do you say we just... forget it?Copy !req
1516. Wait, y... you don't want to be partners?Copy !req
1517. Well, no. See...Copy !req
1518. Is it because I'm Black?Copy !req
1519. No, it's not because you're...Copy !req
1520. 'Cause I'm... All right, look, forget it.Copy !req
1521. All right, we can be partners,
but the money is yours, all right?Copy !req
1522. All of it.Copy !req
1523. So, we're still buddies?Copy !req
1524. - Oh, you know it.Copy !req
1525. Cool. Huh.Copy !req
1526. - Um, Dexter?
- Huh?Copy !req
1527. I... I just want to say that, well,
I... I'm really going to miss you...Copy !req
1528. a lot.Copy !req
1529. And, um...Copy !req
1530. I will always remember you, Dexter Reed,Copy !req
1531. in my thoughts and in my heart.Copy !req
1532. Goodbye, my friend!Copy !req
1533. Uh, Ed?Copy !req
1534. Um, Ed?Copy !req
1535. I'm not going anywhere, man.Copy !req
1536. Oh.Copy !req
1537. That's right, baby, yeah!Copy !req
1538. Here come the heroes!Copy !req
1539. Let's hear it for the man
who saved Good Burger, huh? Yeah!Copy !req
1540. - Go, Ed!Copy !req
1541. Oh!Copy !req
1542. - Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed...
- What? What? What? What? What?Copy !req
1543. Come on. What? Come on.Copy !req
1544. - Come on.Copy !req
1545. Aw! Aw!Copy !req
1546. - Speech!
- Yeah, speech!Copy !req
1547. Yeah, come on, Ed, say something.Copy !req
1548. Well, I guess there's
only way thing left to say.Copy !req
1549. Huh.Copy !req
1550. Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.Copy !req
1551. Can I take your order?Copy !req
1552. Whoa, huh, whoa.Copy !req
1553. Wh... What are we doing now?Copy !req
1554. Oh, huh, we're breaking it down.Copy !req
1555. Huh. Yeah!Copy !req
1556. Huh, yeah, huh. Go on!Copy !req
1557. Rock on, dude, ha-ha. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1558. Ed and Less Than Jake, huh.Copy !req
1559. Uh, uh, uh, no?Copy !req