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6. The primal questions
of any marriage.
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to each other?"
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with his presence.
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You loved it.
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I'll add
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customer service experience...
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I like that one.
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who looked exactly
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it was a total stranger.
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It's great.
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It's our anniversary.
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Five?
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stupid happy.
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cool-ass guy.
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that monk-brewed
Belgian wheat beer...
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Beast Lights and a bottle of Pucker.
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desperate characters.
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I mean, the Amish
are on a Rumspringa.
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of my artisanal meat platter.
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how to pronounce that word.
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One syllable.
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47. Thank you.
Whose beer
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who's your type?
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sitting quietly...
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postgrad thesis about Proust.
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so self-aware,
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funny, not "funny."
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salt-of-the-earth
Missouri guy.
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Mmm-hmm.
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at the Hudson.
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63. Amy.
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64. Well, Amy,
who are you?
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scrimshander.
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influential warlord.
Hmm.
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quizzes for magazines.
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are far too delicate
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a charter subscriber
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74. I'm the guy to save you
from all this awesomeness.
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a men's magazine.
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an expert on being a man?
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77. No.
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what to drink.
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No, I mean it.
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85. Yeah,
it's quite villainous.
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no bullshit.
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to New York...
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these little cubby holes,
and that's not it.
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Then, you're in it.
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96. I can't let you go through a
sugar storm unkissed. Hmm.
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of those anniversary...
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designed to prove...
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104. what an oblivious
and uncaring asshole
her husband is?
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105. Wow.
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106. Life. I don't
remember the point.
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107. Deep Hasbro thoughts.
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108. Spin.
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109. What was the clue last year
she got so mad about?
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Amy has a cold...
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111. "this dessert
just must be sold."
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the answer, Go.
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you'd have known.
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it was fun.
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gift was paper.
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a beautiful notebook.
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118. Told me to go
write my novel.
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120. A kite.
Hmm.
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121. She'd never flown a kite.
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122. Anyway.
Year four, flowers.
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123. She led me outside
to the dying rosebush
in the backyard.
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124. Ugh, that's symbolic.
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125. Yeah.
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127. Wood.
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129. There's no good gift
for wood.
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130. I know! Go home,
fuck her brains out,
slap her with your penis.
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131. "There's some wood
for you, bitch."
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132. The Bar.
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133. Why, yes.
Hang on one second.
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134. Hey, it's Watchful Wally.
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135. Hey, Walt.
What's going on?
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137. Thanks very much.
I'll be right there.
All right, bye-bye.
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138. Hey, buddy.
What are you
doing out here?
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139. Thanks, Walt!
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142. Hello?
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143. Come on in.
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145. Mister Dunne.
Hi.
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146. I'm Detective Rhonda Boney.
This is Officer James Gilpin.
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147. We understand there are
concerns about your wife.
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148. I don't know
where my wife is.
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149. And I came home to this.
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150. Now, I don't
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154. Two years in September.
We used to live in New York.
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156. Yeah, I was a writer.
We were both writers.
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157. Why did you all
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158. My mom got sick.
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159. Oh, I'm sorry.
How is she?
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160. She's dead.
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161. I'm so sorry.
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163. My sister Margo and I
own The Bar downtown.
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164. Oh, The Bar.
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165. Love the name.
Very meta.
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167. Pretty things.
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170. Beautiful dress.
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171. Date night?
It's our anniversary.
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173. It's a guest
bedroom, there.
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179. Amy's office.
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180. Wow.
Impressive gal.
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181. Yeah.
Should I be concerned?
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182. I remember these.
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188. Amazing-fucking-Amy
is getting fucking married.
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189. That's how the night started.
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flawed, real Amy,
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of the golden child.
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Amazing Amy,
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fucking married.
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I quit cello.
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Amy became a prodigy.
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freshman year.
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201. Puddles made her
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202. Wow.
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can be assholes.
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Sir!
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No problem.
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207. Hey, sweetheart.
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209. It would mean so much if you
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a little Amy color.
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hear from you.
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Fantastic.
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I know I can't complain.
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plagiarized your childhood.
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gonna wear white to match
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would be creepy.
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it's worth doing..."
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222. Hold up!
I know how this ends.
Don't tell me.
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what would
make Dad's night.
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229. And this big party
celebrating this
fictional wedding.
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230. Because it's my understanding
you are not married.
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232. Correct.
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I just have a few questions.
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for how long?
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gracious gestures as...
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pronounced "quinoa" as "kween-o-a."
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it was a fish.
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Velveeta is a cheese.
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into an impromptu rendition...
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every time she sees you.
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251. You also bought Nick his
very first pair of scissors.
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253. Amy Elliott, you are
more than amazing.
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yet entirely un-snobby.
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255. You challenge me.
You surprise me.
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256. And, fun fact
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world-class vagina.
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that you are not yet married.
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259. Is that correct?
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260. I'm not.
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261. Isn't it time
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262. And then...
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so bad anymore.
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264. And it's done.
Crossed off the list.
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case so quick...
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270. Okay. Good.
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271. We've got forensics
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273. I could stay at my sister's.
Okay.
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her credit cards.
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a press conference tomorrow.
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a press conference?
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the word out, right?
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all of a sudden...
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282. But, that said,
do you wanna
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283. Absolutely not.
I just wanna help.
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have been here two years.
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285. You tend bar...
I own The Bar.
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creative writing at MVCC.
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Not yet.
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all those degrees,
what does she do?
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290. I don't know.
She keeps busy.
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a book in her hand.
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295. I know a few housewives,
that evening glass of wine
starts coming at noon.
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297. Just last week,
we had a soccer mom.
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298. Nice lady.
Got her teeth kicked in
over some OxyContin.
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299. Ever since that
mall went bust,
half the town is out of work.
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300. We cannot keep up
with the drug violence.
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301. I'm pretty sure
that's not it.
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This whole town?
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mom, before she passed away.
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309. I think maybe you guys
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311. You got to The Bar
around 11:00 today.
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312. Where were you before that?
Just to cross that out.
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314. I left at 9:30,
I got a cup of coffee,
a newspaper.
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and read the news.
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with anyone there?
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317. I kind of go to Sawyer Beach
for the solitude.
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no friends here.
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Rubs people the wrong way?
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322. She's complicated.
She's got
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if you're not like that.
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Amy's blood type?
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328. God, I don't know. I'd have
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if she has friends...
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she does all day...
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your wife's blood type.
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332. Sure you all are married?
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New York?
Yeah.
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press conference tomorrow?
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336. Tomorrow? I have no idea.
I haven't talked to them.
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your wife's parents yet?
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338. You can't get a signal
in this building.
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talking to you.
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please, Nick. Now.
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341. Fine.
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my wife's blood type?
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343. No.
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I didn't know
what was going on.
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and I'm calling you.
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348. There's a lot of things that
are being juggled right now.
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349. I'm standing right next to
Detective Rhonda Boney...
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on this and she's...
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351. My mother-in-law would
like to speak with you.
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352. This is Detective Boney.
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353. I wanna go home.
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I have to be here.
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355. I don't wanna be here.
I wanna go home.
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What's going on?
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You're Nick Dunne?
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359. We've been trying to get a
hold of you all afternoon.
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360. I've been right there.
My wife is missing.
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361. Bitch.
Don't.
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362. Your father wandered out of
Comfort Hill after lunch.
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363. We found him walking
Route 79, disoriented.
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364. We've been trying to
call you for the last...
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365. I don't get a cell signal
in this building.
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20 feet away from you.
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367. Sir, please don't take
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368. Stupid, dumb,
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371. I think that would be wise.
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372. This voice
mailbox is currently full.
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376. Everyone told us
and told us and told us...
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378. And compromise
and more work.
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379. "Abandon all hope,
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381. "she wandered here..."
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382. Well, it's not true.
Not for me and Nick.
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and only Elizabeth Bennet
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389. My God.
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390. You naughty minx.
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391. Well, technically, we are supposed
to fuck at the next stop.
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to bend the rules this once.
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It's confirmed by the...
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399. We had that joke that our sex
was too good for ordinary.
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400. So, these are
2,000 thread-count...
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in the face.
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403. That's pretty great.
I mean, that is pretty great.
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405. I don't need a lawyer.
Here, I'll do this.
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408. why didn't she have any friends?
What did you say?
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409. I said she was complicated.
Nick!
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code for "bitch."
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I feel sick.
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414. It seems like the kind of thing
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It's just me and you.
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is bound to bring her back.
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Excuse me.
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Where do you live, Noelle?
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love to talk to you.
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in half an hour?
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430. But that's usually
bath time.
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in between shampoos.
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So, what do you got?
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knives, food prep.
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but that is awfully high.
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437. Well, okay.
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438. Mmm, interesting.
Copy !req
439. What's that?
Copy !req
440. House is rented in her name.
Copy !req
441. Car's in her name.
Copy !req
442. Credit cards, utilities,
phone bill, all in her name.
Copy !req
443. Even his bar's in her name.
Copy !req
444. I don't know that
that's so surprising.
Copy !req
445. No. But it is humiliating.
Copy !req
446. What you got?
Copy !req
447. It's with
her unmentionables.
Copy !req
448. Well, we have
our first clue.
Copy !req
449. I have to take a shower.
Copy !req
450. No, don't.
You've been up all night.
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451. You wanna look like you've
been up all night.
Copy !req
452. Hey, be careful today, okay?
Copy !req
453. That's a weird thing to say.
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454. Well, when you're upset,
you bottle up.
Copy !req
455. You can seem angry, like...
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456. Please don't say,
"Like Dad."
Copy !req
457. Or else you swing into your
momma's-boy charm offensive...
Copy !req
458. and that can feel glib.
Perfect.
Copy !req
459. I'll balance on the exact fucking
edge of your emotional razor.
Copy !req
460. Okay. Just be...
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461. Myself?
Copy !req
462. sponsoring a
raffle to benefit West County 4H...
Copy !req
463. and raffling season tickets
for Mizzou football.
Copy !req
464. Buy your tickets
at the Wing Hut or local
Tri-State Tire stores.
Copy !req
465. Your in-laws made it.
Copy !req
466. Hi, Rand.
Hey, man.
Copy !req
467. I'm Detective Boney.
Copy !req
468. I'm the twin. Margo.
Copy !req
469. We played tennis
yesterday, Nick.
Copy !req
470. I just can't get over it.
Copy !req
471. Marybeth,
I am really sorry.
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472. I knew you never should
have moved back here.
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473. We didn't have
a lot of choice.
Copy !req
474. We are all worried.
We are all scared.
Copy !req
475. But we are all here now.
Copy !req
476. And we will find
Amy, together.
Copy !req
477. Should I just go first, and then
you guys can say something?
Copy !req
478. Good.
Copy !req
479. As you know, my wife,
Amy Elliott Dunne...
Copy !req
480. disappeared from our home
on the morning of July 5th...
Copy !req
481. under suspicious
circumstances.
Copy !req
482. Louder!
Copy !req
483. If anyone out there, uh,
has any information...
Copy !req
484. please come forward.
Copy !req
485. Thank you.
Copy !req
486. I'm Rand Elliott.
My wife, Marybeth Elliott.
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487. Should I have
said my name?
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488. Amy is our only child.
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489. She's bright, she's beautiful.
She's kind.
Copy !req
490. She really is Amazing Amy.
Copy !req
491. You know, there are millions
of people out there...
Copy !req
492. who grew up with her
and care about her.
Copy !req
493. We care about her,
we love her.
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494. And we just
want her back.
Copy !req
495. Amy is a decorated scholar.
Copy !req
496. She forged a successful
career in journalism.
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497. She returned here to
her husband's hometown...
Copy !req
498. and she made a life
in her adopted home.
Copy !req
499. Now, Amy needs your help.
Copy !req
500. We're establishing a volunteer
headquarters at the Drury Lodge.
Copy !req
501. We have a hotline,
1-855-4-AMY-TIPS.
Copy !req
502. And our website is
wvvw.FindAmazingAmy.com.
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503. Mr. Dunne!
Mr. Elliott!
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504. Mr. Dunne,
any signs of foul play?
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505. Mr. Elliott, when was the last
time you spoke to your daughter?
Copy !req
506. Smile.
Copy !req
507. That's all for now.
Thank you.
Copy !req
508. Amy is the kind of girl
who attracts admirers.
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509. Right, Nick?
Yeah, definitely.
Copy !req
510. And we've had instances...
Copy !req
511. where things got...
Scary.
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512. Do you know
about Desi Collings?
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513. Yeah, I know
all about Desi Collings.
Copy !req
514. He was obsessed.
Copy !req
515. He attempted suicide after Amy
broke up with him sophomore year.
Copy !req
516. We had to file
a restraining order.
Copy !req
517. This would be high school?
Twenty years ago?
Copy !req
518. But he recently moved
to St. Louis.
Copy !req
519. That's just two hours away.
Copy !req
520. To be fair,
he is from St. Louis.
Copy !req
521. We also have
Tommy O'Hara.
Copy !req
522. This is only
eight years ago,
in New York.
Copy !req
523. She broke up with him,
he got very physical.
Copy !req
524. She filed charges.
What was the charge?
Copy !req
525. Sexual assault,
threat, battery, what?
Copy !req
526. I only know it was bad.
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527. I didn't know this.
Okay.
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528. Thank you.
Copy !req
529. Uh, anything more recent?
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530. Not that I know of.
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531. Hey, Nick?
You got a minute?
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532. Yeah.
Copy !req
533. Imagine our confusion.
Copy !req
534. A missing persons case...
Copy !req
535. and in your
wife's dressing room...
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536. we find an envelope
marked "clue."
Copy !req
537. That's for our anniversary.
Copy !req
538. My wife does
these treasure hunts.
Copy !req
539. I'm hoping you can tell me
what this means.
Copy !req
540. You want to solve
Amy's treasure hunt?
Copy !req
541. It'll help me track Amy's
movements before she disappeared.
Copy !req
542. Of course. Okay.
Copy !req
543. "Although this spot
couldn't be tighter...
Copy !req
544. "it's a cozy room
for my favorite writer."
Copy !req
545. I know this one!
Copy !req
546. Although this spot
couldn't be any tighter...
Copy !req
547. it's a cozy room for
my favorite writer.
Copy !req
548. After-school meeting,
don't mind if I do.
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549. Maybe I'll teach
you a thing or two.
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550. Well, well.
What does it say?
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551. Clue two.
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552. "Hey, handsome man,
let's go undercover.
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553. "You'll be the spy,
and I'll be his lover.
Copy !req
554. "Let's head on over...
Copy !req
555. "to the little brown house.
Copy !req
556. "We'll play hot,
doting husband,
sweet, loving spouse."
Copy !req
557. These yours?
Copy !req
558. No.
Copy !req
559. But you read
the first clue.
Copy !req
560. Randy professor,
naughty student.
Copy !req
561. I blush.
Copy !req
562. Me and my ex
just swapped cards.
Copy !req
563. Where's this
little brown house?
Copy !req
564. I have no idea.
Copy !req
565. Hello?
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566. Nicholas Dunne.
Copy !req
567. Under my father's name,
William Dunne.
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568. My wife's first pet?
Is this necessary?
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569. Can you just
turn the bell...
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570. Yeah, I know.
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571. It's, uh... It's, uh...
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572. Uh...
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573. It's "Puddles," right?
Or is it "Poodles?"
Copy !req
574. We're good.
Copy !req
575. Hello, stranger.
Copy !req
576. Fancy meeting you here.
Copy !req
577. It's your
dad's house, right?
Copy !req
578. Are you following me?
What you doing?
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579. Like you said,
it's my dad's house.
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580. I come by once a week,
make sure the place
hasn't burned down.
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581. But it looks okay.
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582. I'll walk you out.
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583. You know...
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584. I thought maybe this was
the little brown house.
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585. From the clue.
Copy !req
586. Nope. Still blue.
Copy !req
587. Picture me,
I'm a girl who's
very, very bad.
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588. I need to be punished,
and by "punished,"
I mean "had."
Copy !req
589. It's where you keep goodies
for anniversary five.
Copy !req
590. "So open the door,
and look alive."
Copy !req
591. Bitch!
Copy !req
592. Want to test your
marriage for weak spots?
Copy !req
593. Add one recession...
Copy !req
594. subtract two jobs.
Copy !req
595. It's surprisingly effective.
Copy !req
596. Promise me we'll
never be like them.
Copy !req
597. Like who?
Copy !req
598. All those awful
couples we know.
Copy !req
599. Those wives who treat their
men like dancing monkeys...
Copy !req
600. to be trained and paraded.
Copy !req
601. Husbands who treat their wives
like the highway patrol...
Copy !req
602. to be out-foxed
and avoided.
Copy !req
603. I think I'm gonna
be laid off.
Copy !req
604. We're in a recession. If it
happens, we'll deal with it.
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605. I'll probably be next.
Copy !req
606. We have each other.
Copy !req
607. Everything else is
background noise.
Copy !req
608. You are exceptional.
Copy !req
609. My turn.
Copy !req
610. My parents' publisher
dropped them...
Copy !req
611. and they're in debt
up to their ears.
Copy !req
612. That's terrible.
Copy !req
613. And they need to borrow
from my trust fund.
Copy !req
614. How much?
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615. Almost a million.
Copy !req
616. That's almost all of it.
Copy !req
617. This is where you say, "Everything
else is background noise."
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618. Amy, if you're laid off...
Copy !req
619. and I'm laid off...
Copy !req
620. I said I'd do it.
Copy !req
621. Without talking to me?
Copy !req
622. Well, it's...
Your call.
Copy !req
623. their money,
technically.
Copy !req
624. You know what?
You're right.
Copy !req
625. Everything else
is just background noise.
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626. Hey-
Copy !req
627. More games?
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628. Yeah, I just wanted
to shoot some folks.
Copy !req
629. What's the laptop for?
Copy !req
630. Laptop-ing.
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631. Oh, I see.
Copy !req
632. You can give your parents
$879,000 without talking to me...
Copy !req
633. but God forbid
I buy a video game...
Copy !req
634. without getting
your permission.
Copy !req
635. You are spending a lot.
Copy !req
636. You don't trust me.
You don't trust my judgment.
Copy !req
637. You certainly don't
trust my intention.
Copy !req
638. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
639. That's the basic tenet
of a prenup, isn't it?
Copy !req
640. Why are you throwing
that in my face again?
Copy !req
641. Because it's easy to throw.
Nick, I don't get it.
Copy !req
642. I don't get why
you're daring me...
Copy !req
643. to be someone
I don't wanna be.
Copy !req
644. The nagging shrew.
The controlling bitch.
Copy !req
645. I'm not that person. I'm your wife.
Copy !req
646. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
647. I just don't know how to do this.
I've never not had a job.
Copy !req
648. I flipped burgers,
I painted houses.
Copy !req
649. You'll get another job.
Copy !req
650. Hi, Go.
Copy !req
651. What? Hold on. What? (INDISTINCT
TALKING OVER PHONE)
Copy !req
652. And suddenly...
Slow down, what is it?
Copy !req
653. I knew everything
was about to get worse.
Copy !req
654. Okay, tell me
what's wrong.
Copy !req
655. Bless you, Nick.
Father.
Copy !req
656. Hey, Tom. Mayor!
Copy !req
657. Nick, good to see you.
Copy !req
658. Good to see you.
Copy !req
659. Hey, guys, hey-
Copy !req
660. Jodie.
Nick.
Copy !req
661. Oh, we'll find her.
Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
662. You look like
hammered shit.
Copy !req
663. Oh, thank you.
Copy !req
664. You ever see that guy
in the glasses before?
Copy !req
665. Don't worry.
We videotape everybody...
Copy !req
666. that comes in
and out of these things.
Copy !req
667. I mean, you tend
to get a lot of...
Copy !req
668. Do-gooders?
Copy !req
669. Freaks.
Copy !req
670. Hey, I meant to ask you.
Copy !req
671. Noelle Hawthorne? (WOMAN
TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
Copy !req
672. She lives on your street.
Amy's best friend.
Copy !req
673. I've never heard the name
Noelle Hawthorne.
Copy !req
674. She and her husband
have triplets.
Copy !req
675. Oh.
Copy !req
676. Yeah, we might say
hi to them on the street.
Copy !req
677. But "best friend"? No.
Copy !req
678. (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA) Excuse me, one sec.
Copy !req
679. He acted like Noelle was
a complete stranger.
Copy !req
680. Of course he did.
Copy !req
681. Look, these two are yours.
Copy !req
682. Oh, look.
He's being a good guy...
Copy !req
683. so everybody can see him
being a good guy.
Copy !req
684. Oh, you really don't
like him, do you?
Copy !req
685. What's to like?
Copy !req
686. This mailbox is currently full.
Copy !req
687. Press one to...
Copy !req
688. Nick? I just wanted to introduce myself.
My name's Shawna Kelly.
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689. I am so sorry
for your troubles.
Copy !req
690. Thank you. That's kind.
Are you remembering to eat?
Copy !req
691. Well, a lot of cold cuts.
Copy !req
692. I'm gonna fix you up my
world-famous chicken Frito pie.
Copy !req
693. That's very kind
and very unnecessary.
Copy !req
694. You have to
keep your strength.
Copy !req
695. Would you...
Copy !req
696. say, "Chicken Frito pie!"
Copy !req
697. Um...
Copy !req
698. You know what?
Copy !req
699. Would you delete
that picture for me?
Copy !req
700. It's a nice photo.
I know it is.
Copy !req
701. But just do me a favor.
Copy !req
702. Will you?
Copy !req
703. Would you go ahead and
please delete that picture?
Copy !req
704. You just press...
Copy !req
705. What is
wrong with you?
Copy !req
706. Could you please not
share that with anyone?
Copy !req
707. I will share it
with whomever I please.
Copy !req
708. GO: Dude.
Yeah?
Copy !req
709. Marybeth is pissed.
Copy !req
710. Why?
Copy !req
711. Marybeth?
Copy !req
712. It's like you're the
goddamn Homecoming King.
Copy !req
713. It was important to my
mother that I be polite...
Copy !req
714. I be considerate,
I be a gentleman.
Copy !req
715. It looked like
you were having fun.
Copy !req
716. I am in a nightmare!
Copy !req
717. All I'm trying to do
is be nice...
Copy !req
718. to the people who are
volunteering to help find Amy.
Copy !req
719. You're right.
Copy !req
720. And I'm sorry.
Copy !req
721. My God, this place literally
smells like feces.
Copy !req
722. In your searches, did you find
any golf clubs, real fancy?
Copy !req
723. No.
Copy !req
724. How about a brand
new Stratocaster?
Copy !req
725. No, nothing like that.
Copy !req
726. Well, all right.
Copy !req
727. How big's that TV?
It's not 65-inch.
Copy !req
728. No, it's nowhere
near that.
Copy !req
729. Okay-
Copy !req
730. Kibble?
Excuse me?
Copy !req
731. He asked me
to feed his cat.
Copy !req
732. Oh, I saw some
in the pantry.
Copy !req
733. Detective Boney, Officer Gilpin?
Noelle Hawthorne!
Copy !req
734. I know y'all are in there!
Copy !req
735. Would you please
escort Miss Hawthorne...
Copy !req
736. and her children
back out to the street?
Copy !req
737. Detective Boney!
Copy !req
738. Just remind her it is a
possible crime scene.
Copy !req
739. Look at that
pie-eating grin...
Copy !req
740. from a guy whose
wife is missing.
Copy !req
741. How are you doing?
Terrific.
Copy !req
742. How's Marybeth?
Copy !req
743. She's a wreck.
Copy !req
744. And you?
Copy !req
745. Awesome.
Copy !req
746. Hey...
Copy !req
747. have you told
me everything?
Copy !req
748. Of course.
Everything?
Copy !req
749. Why would you
even ask me that?
Copy !req
750. Ever since you walked into
The Bar that morning
Amy went missing, you seem...
Copy !req
751. off.
I am off.
Copy !req
752. Everybody's examining me and
projecting their shit on me.
Copy !req
753. All I want is to
come over here,
have a beer with you...
Copy !req
754. and not be judged.
Copy !req
755. Can we do that?
Copy !req
756. Of course.
Copy !req
757. You know what
I keep thinking?
Copy !req
758. If Mom were here?
Copy !req
759. Yeah. Like I'm 12.
Copy !req
760. Nick, Mom would fix it.
Copy !req
761. I'm gonna go Benadryl
myself to sleep.
Copy !req
762. Love you.
Love you.
Copy !req
763. So, here's a strange,
new sentence.
Copy !req
764. I am a Missourian.
Copy !req
765. Mmm, bye, Dad.
Copy !req
766. No money, no jobs,
no prospects.
Copy !req
767. And then,
we heard from Go.
Copy !req
768. Mama Maureen...
Copy !req
769. Stage 4 breast cancer.
Copy !req
770. So, we moved to Missouri.
Copy !req
771. I don't mind.
Copy !req
772. I just wish he'd asked.
Copy !req
773. Nick is happy to be home.
Copy !req
774. But I don't know
if he's happy I'm with him.
Copy !req
775. I feel like something
he loaded by mistake.
Copy !req
776. Something to be jettisoned,
if necessary.
Copy !req
777. Something disposable.
Copy !req
778. I feel like
I could disappear.
Copy !req
779. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
780. I saw you on TV.
Okay.
Copy !req
781. It's so crazy.
Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
782. She just vanished?
She's just gone.
Copy !req
783. I've been so worried about you.
Where have you been?
Copy !req
784. I called you a hundred times.
You gotta pick up your phone!
Copy !req
785. Rehearsals.
What?
Copy !req
786. Godspell.
Copy !req
787. My sister's
asleep in the other room.
Copy !req
788. I needed to see you.
Copy !req
789. I know this is a bad idea.
Copy !req
790. Can you at least
tell me you love me?
Copy !req
791. I do love you, but we have to
be really careful right now.
Copy !req
792. Oh, I've been so scared.
Copy !req
793. Between rehearsals?
Copy !req
794. You told me I needed
to have my own life.
Copy !req
795. I know.
Copy !req
796. We need to stop.
Copy !req
797. I need you.
Copy !req
798. Touch me.
Copy !req
799. Stop it. Come here.
Copy !req
800. Sit down.
Copy !req
801. Okay-
Copy !req
802. Did you, by any chance, tell
anybody anything about us?
Copy !req
803. Even in texting,
or on Facebook.
Copy !req
804. Facebook? I use
the disposable phone.
Copy !req
805. You buy my presents in cash.
I'm not stupid, Nick.
Copy !req
806. I know, sweetie.
Did you leave a pair of
red panties in my office?
Copy !req
807. I don't know. Maybe.
They better be mine.
Copy !req
808. Sweetheart, think.
Copy !req
809. I don't know. I'd have to
check my red panty inventory.
Copy !req
810. Andie, I need you
to take this seriously, okay?
Copy !req
811. This is the last time we're
gonna see each other, until...
Copy !req
812. Until when?
Copy !req
813. Until it's safe.
Copy !req
814. You were going
to get a divorce.
Copy !req
815. Never say that
out loud again.
Copy !req
816. Okay. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
817. I don't wanna fight.
Copy !req
818. I just wanna be with you.
Copy !req
819. Andie, oh, please...
Copy !req
820. That's all I want.
Copy !req
821. I can't.
Copy !req
822. It's our last time together.
Copy !req
823. Let's make the most of it.
Copy !req
824. Real quick,
but then you have to go.
Copy !req
825. My husband
has come undone.
Copy !req
826. We moved to Missouri
to save Maureen...
Copy !req
827. but as it turns out,
we couldn't.
Copy !req
828. It means a lot
that you came.
Copy !req
829. We took a hit on
the brownstone...
Copy !req
830. and I used the last of my
trust fund to buy him a bar.
Copy !req
831. So far,
it's just costing money.
Copy !req
832. Nick uses me for sex
when he wants.
Copy !req
833. Otherwise, I don't exist.
Whoo!
Copy !req
834. We should go to
Outback tonight.
Copy !req
835. That would be nice.
Copy !req
836. Last night, I went
from desperate to pathetic.
Copy !req
837. I became someone
I don't even like.
Copy !req
838. The kind of woman
I used to mock.
Copy !req
839. You're out so much.
Copy !req
840. I know.
Stay home.
Copy !req
841. I can't, I'm already late.
Then, can I come?
Copy !req
842. You would hate it.
Copy !req
843. It's a bunch of my dorky
high school friends.
Copy !req
844. Do our code.
No bullshit.
Copy !req
845. I thought we weren't
gonna be that couple.
Copy !req
846. Okay, bye.
Copy !req
847. Hey, I've been thinking. Yeah?
Copy !req
848. Something positive.
Copy !req
849. Maybe it's time.
Copy !req
850. Now is literally
the worst time.
Copy !req
851. It would be
a new start for us.
Copy !req
852. And for me, I would have
a real purpose here.
Copy !req
853. A child is not a hobby.
Copy !req
854. Not a hobby.
Copy !req
855. An inspiration.
Copy !req
856. We could have had this fight
four hours ago. I'm late.
Copy !req
857. I didn't know it was
gonna be a fight.
Copy !req
858. You really wanna be the
couple that has a baby...
Copy !req
859. to save their marriage?
Copy !req
860. "Save"?
Copy !req
861. Reboot, retool,
rekindle, whatever!
Copy !req
862. And you're gonna walk
out the door now? Yeah!
Copy !req
863. You're a fucking coward.
Copy !req
864. No, it can't
go on like this.
Copy !req
865. Oh, really?
Copy !req
866. I won't.
You won't?
Copy !req
867. You won't? Why, it's not
good enough for you?
Copy !req
868. It's not even close!
Copy !req
869. You stupid bitch!
Copy !req
870. What scared me
wasn't that he'd pushed me.
Copy !req
871. What scared me was how much
he wanted to hurt me more.
Copy !req
872. What scared me was
that I'd finally realized...
Copy !req
873. I am frightened
of my own husband.
Copy !req
874. You want me to
call for backup?
Copy !req
875. Nah, I'll protect you.
Copy !req
876. Jesus.
Copy !req
877. They ought to burn
this place down.
Copy !req
878. Seems like
folks are trying.
Copy !req
879. You really think
this is anything?
Copy !req
880. Cross it off the list.
Copy !req
881. Hey, Jason.
Copy !req
882. What's up, Rhonda?
Copy !req
883. "... and dedicated to the
proposition that all men..."
Copy !req
884. Have you seen this
girl around here?
Copy !req
885. Why do you ask?
Copy !req
886. She was reported missing.
Copy !req
887. "... and so dedicated,
can long endure."
Copy !req
888. Yeah. I remember her.
Copy !req
889. What did she want?
Weed, pills?
Copy !req
890. She wanted a gun.
Copy !req
891. I told her
it's not my thing.
Copy !req
892. I felt bad, though.
She seemed really desperate.
Copy !req
893. She said it needed
to be small...
Copy !req
894. so she could
keep it close.
Copy !req
895. Are you sure
this is her?
Copy !req
896. You don't forget a girl
like that in here.
Copy !req
897. She was all in pink.
Copy !req
898. It was Valentine's Day.
Copy !req
899. For Valentine's Day,
I thought I'd buy a gun.
Copy !req
900. That is how crazy
I've become.
Copy !req
901. Nick wants me gone but he
won't ask for a divorce.
Copy !req
902. In his mind, I'm the owner of his
bar, his only line of credit.
Copy !req
903. The bitch with the prenup.
Copy !req
904. I could go home
to my parents...
Copy !req
905. but I'd have to
tell them the truth.
Copy !req
906. And I don't even know if I believe
the truth.
Copy !req
907. Can I really think
Nick would hurt me?
Copy !req
908. I'm being paranoid. Crazy.
Copy !req
909. It's just...
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910. I'd sleep better
with a gun.
Copy !req
911. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
912. Wake up, baby. My
sister's gonna come out here.
Copy !req
913. Sorry to rush you.
It's okay.
Copy !req
914. Here. Let me help you.
Okay.
Copy !req
915. Just get that.
Copy !req
916. Be very careful.
Copy !req
917. I'm all right.
Copy !req
918. Here you go.
Copy !req
919. Promise me
we'll talk every day.
Copy !req
920. Okay, we will.
Copy !req
921. Every day, Nick,
or I'll go crazy.
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922. Don't go crazy.
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923. Okay-
Copy !req
924. GO: You fucking idiot.
Copy !req
925. You fucking asshole! You fucking
lied to my fucking face!
Copy !req
926. I'm sorry.
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927. How old is she?
Copy !req
928. She's in her early 20s.
Copy !req
929. How long?
Copy !req
930. A year and a half.
Copy !req
931. You lied to me
for over a year?
Copy !req
932. Oh, if I told you, you
would have made me stop.
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933. It's so fucking small.
Copy !req
934. You're a liar and a cheat!
You're just like Dad!
Copy !req
935. How did you
even meet her?
Copy !req
936. She's one of my students.
Copy !req
937. I thought writers hated cliches.
Oh, I'm not a writer.
Copy !req
938. "Oh, boo-hoo, I got laid off.
I guess I'll fuck a teenager."
Copy !req
939. It wasn't like that, okay?
You have no idea how shitty
it was with Amy...
Copy !req
940. how fucking terrible
she made me feel.
Copy !req
941. Flyover Boy.
I would get
knots in my stomach...
Copy !req
942. just coming home, knowing she
would be sitting there...
Copy !req
943. dissatisfied, before I even
walked in the fucking door.
Copy !req
944. This is so bad.
Copy !req
945. If anybody finds out,
you're totally fucked.
Copy !req
946. Boney found a pair of panties
in my office...
Copy !req
947. where, occasionally,
Andie and I...
Copy !req
948. I don't know what
the fuck it means.
Copy !req
949. Are they Super-Twat's?
Copy !req
950. Her name is Andie.
Copy !req
951. She's not entirely sure.
Copy !req
952. So we are dealing
with a 20-year-old...
Copy !req
953. who isn't sure where
she leaves her undies?
Copy !req
954. If they're not Andie's, that
means that they're Amy's...
Copy !req
955. and she left them
there for me to find.
Copy !req
956. Nick, I was scared
for you before...
Copy !req
957. and now,
I'm fucking petrified.
Copy !req
958. We're having a vigil tonight
for your missing wife...
Copy !req
959. and this morning, you're kissing
your college girlfriend goodbye!
Copy !req
960. Can you imagine?
Copy !req
961. Have you watched
television lately?
Copy !req
962. Cable news is
all over your shit.
Copy !req
963. I mean, what is wrong
with this barkeep?
Copy !req
964. His wife's nowhere
to be found...
Copy !req
965. and here's Nick Dunne
for you, flirting.
Copy !req
966. Cute pic, huh?
Copy !req
967. Who is that?
Copy !req
968. Some fucking
tragedy groupie.
Copy !req
969. Who the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Copy !req
970. She was trying to
give me a casserole.
Copy !req
971. On the show today
we have defense attorney,
Tanner Bolt...
Copy !req
972. patron saint to wife-killers
everywhere-
Copy !req
973. Tanner Bolt,
would you actually
consider defending Nick Dunne?
Copy !req
974. Well,
let me just say...
Copy !req
975. as always, Ellen,
thank you for such
a warm welcome.
Copy !req
976. But of course,
I'd defend Nick Dunne.
Copy !req
977. Listen, just because
this guy isn't walking
around weeping...
Copy !req
978. that doesn't mean
that he's not hurting.
Copy !req
979. Tanner, the hallmark of a
sociopath is a lack of empathy.
Copy !req
980. But the truth is,
you'd have to
be a sociopath...
Copy !req
981. to behave normally
in this situation...
Copy !req
982. because it's the most
abnormal situation
in the world.
Copy !req
983. Tanner, are you trying
to tell me that this photo...
Copy !req
984. is remotely in the realm
of acceptable behavior?
Copy !req
985. I'm so sick of being
picked apart by women.
Copy !req
986. You need to
hire Tanner Bolt.
Copy !req
987. I don't deserve this.
Copy !req
988. Innocent until proven guilty.
Copy !req
989. That's exactly
what you deserve.
Copy !req
990. Go home, Nick.
Copy !req
991. Hey, buddy.
Copy !req
992. I can't believe
we haven't arrested this guy.
Copy !req
993. We're not gonna
arrest anybody...
Copy !req
994. just because some
blonde dunce says so.
Copy !req
995. Why are you going so easy on him?
You got a crush?
Copy !req
996. One, I am conducting
an investigation,
not a witch-hunt.
Copy !req
997. And, two, don't talk
to me that way, ever.
Copy !req
998. She was trying
to buy a gun.
Copy !req
999. We don't know who
or what was scaring her, Gil.
Copy !req
1000. Give me the update.
Copy !req
1001. No drug angles panned out yet,
so cross that off the list.
Copy !req
1002. I talked to the nurses
who care for Nick's father.
Copy !req
1003. The guy's a bastard, but he's weak as
a kitten, so cross that off the list.
Copy !req
1004. Hey.
Hey.
Copy !req
1005. So, luminol lit up the kitchen
like the 4th of July.
Copy !req
1006. Whoa.
Yeah.
Copy !req
1007. The blood is profuse.
Copy !req
1008. It is Amy's, type B,
and we should have DNA soon.
Copy !req
1009. Thoughts on a weapon?
Copy !req
1010. Trajectory
indicates blunt force.
Copy !req
1011. Maybe a club or a two-by-four.
Copy !req
1012. She fell there,
but I doubt she got back up.
Copy !req
1013. Amy's medical
records come in?
Copy !req
1014. No, we'll have them
later tonight.
Copy !req
1015. My wife says
he's a killer.
Copy !req
1016. Well, if Tiffany says...
Copy !req
1017. Hey-
Copy !req
1018. Hey-
Copy !req
1019. Thank you all
for coming out.
Copy !req
1020. Hey Donnie,
how are you?
Copy !req
1021. Rich, thank you so much.
Copy !req
1022. Hey.
Hmm.
Copy !req
1023. Thank you, folks.
Copy !req
1024. Thank you for
being here tonight.
Copy !req
1025. It just means the world
to our family.
Copy !req
1026. And to Amy.
Copy !req
1027. As you all know...
Copy !req
1028. my wife,
Amy Elliott Dunne...
Copy !req
1029. disappeared three days ago.
Copy !req
1030. And I want to implore anyone who
has any information at all...
Copy !req
1031. please come forward.
Help us.
Copy !req
1032. So hot.
Ew! He is so creepy.
Copy !req
1033. I wanna say something...
Copy !req
1034. because I think some of
you might be wondering...
Copy !req
1035. and are too polite to ask.
Copy !req
1036. I had nothing to do with the
disappearance of my wife.
Copy !req
1037. I'm cooperating
with the police.
Copy !req
1038. I haven't hired a lawyer.
Copy !req
1039. I have nothing to hide.
Copy !req
1040. Amy is my soul mate.
Copy !req
1041. She is brilliant...
Copy !req
1042. she's charming,
and wise.
Copy !req
1043. I love you, Amy.
Copy !req
1044. Asshole.
Copy !req
1045. I love my wife...
Copy !req
1046. so much.
Copy !req
1047. And I may not behave for the
cameras the way they want me to...
Copy !req
1048. and if they wanna punish
me for that, that's okay.
Copy !req
1049. But I just wanna ask you in the
media, please, harass me...
Copy !req
1050. but don't harass the people of this town.
Copy !req
1051. If you need to mock
somebody, mock me.
Copy !req
1052. Nick!
Copy !req
1053. But please don't turn this
investigation into a circus.
Copy !req
1054. Where's your wife, Nick?
Copy !req
1055. Let the police
do their jobs.
Copy !req
1056. What did you do to
your pregnant wife?
Copy !req
1057. Did you tell
them that, Nick?
Copy !req
1058. Did you tell them Amy
was six weeks pregnant?
Copy !req
1059. Thank you for your support tonight.
Let's find Amy.
Copy !req
1060. Go ahead, if you guys
wanna say something.
Copy !req
1061. Gil, go, go.
Copy !req
1062. Nick,
where are you going?
Copy !req
1063. Stop him!
Copy !req
1064. No questions right now.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1065. Why are
you running away?
Copy !req
1066. Don't run.
Copy !req
1067. Everybody, stay back.
Copy !req
1068. Guys, come on.
You know better.
Copy !req
1069. Get off the grass,
get down to the curb.
Copy !req
1070. Hey, Gil...
On it.
Copy !req
1071. All right.
Copy !req
1072. All right, y'all heard her.
No pictures.
Copy !req
1073. Hello?
Copy !req
1074. Hello?
Copy !req
1075. Fuck.
Copy !req
1076. You scared me.
Want a drink?
Copy !req
1077. Did you know
she was pregnant?
Copy !req
1078. I told you, Noelle Hawthorne
is fucking crazy.
Copy !req
1079. She doesn't even know Amy.
Copy !req
1080. They look like pretty
good friends to me.
Copy !req
1081. Look, I don't know.
Copy !req
1082. But it certainly doesn't prove
that she's pregnant.
Copy !req
1083. We have her
medical records coming.
Copy !req
1084. Good. So, let's
talk while we wait.
Copy !req
1085. Let's start over here.
The scene of the crime.
Copy !req
1086. You see, we've seen dozens
of home invasions.
Copy !req
1087. Dozens and dozens.
Copy !req
1088. This area right here, it looked
wrong from the second we saw it.
Copy !req
1089. The whole thing looked staged.
Watch this.
Copy !req
1090. And yet, they remained upright
throughout this life-and-death struggle?
Copy !req
1091. I don't know. What do
you want me to say?
Copy !req
1092. Did you do any housekeeping the
day your wife went missing?
Copy !req
1093. No. Because our guys
did a luminol test.
Copy !req
1094. And I'm sorry to tell you,
but that kitchen lit up.
Copy !req
1095. Amy lost a lot of blood
in there, Nick. A lot.
Copy !req
1096. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1097. Yeah, and then
somebody mopped it up.
Copy !req
1098. Oh... Wait a second. Why would
they mop up the blood...
Copy !req
1099. if they're trying to stage
a crime scene?
Copy !req
1100. No blood and no body
suggests kidnapping.
Copy !req
1101. It tells us, look at
people outside the house.
Copy !req
1102. Like these homeless
you keep mentioning.
Copy !req
1103. A pool of blood and no
body suggests homicide.
Copy !req
1104. It tells us to look at
people inside the house.
Copy !req
1105. Which is what
we're doing here, Nick.
Copy !req
1106. I see.
Copy !req
1107. So, how was
your marriage, Nick?
Copy !req
1108. Because right now,
all we got is Noelle.
Copy !req
1109. She says, "Not good."
Copy !req
1110. Gil, what do you
and your wife argue about?
Copy !req
1111. What pisses you off?
Oh, money, lack thereof.
Copy !req
1112. Me and my ex,
it's the same.
Copy !req
1113. I mention that because we got a
look at your finances, Nick.
Copy !req
1114. $117,000
in credit card debt.
Copy !req
1115. What? I pulled up some
of the merchandise.
Copy !req
1116. There are these
fun little splurges.
Copy !req
1117. I didn't buy
any of this stuff.
Copy !req
1118. I don't even golf!
Copy !req
1119. I do!
You bought great clubs.
Copy !req
1120. I like the robot dog.
Copy !req
1121. This is identity theft!
This is a felony!
Copy !req
1122. We need to find out
who did this!
Copy !req
1123. All right. Let's talk
about life insurance.
Copy !req
1124. Because in April, you bumped
up Amy's life insurance...
Copy !req
1125. to $1.2 million.
Copy !req
1126. Yes, I did. That was her idea.
She wanted me to.
Copy !req
1127. You filed the paperwork.
Copy !req
1128. Because she told me to!
Whoa!
Copy !req
1129. Hold on a sec.
Copy !req
1130. Yeah? Okay.
Copy !req
1131. For sure?
Copy !req
1132. All right.
Copy !req
1133. She was pregnant.
Copy !req
1134. This is insane.
Copy !req
1135. So, my question becomes...
Copy !req
1136. I don't want to talk
to you again, ever...
Copy !req
1137. without a lawyer.
Copy !req
1138. Margo!
Copy !req
1139. Hey-
Copy !req
1140. Just hold on a second.
Let me finish.
Copy !req
1141. Nick?
Copy !req
1142. I hear you, I hear you.
I was as surprised as...
Copy !req
1143. I know you're upset. I had
no idea she was pregnant.
Copy !req
1144. Listen, I thought so, too,
but evidently that wasn't...
Copy !req
1145. You want to
know the truth?
Copy !req
1146. The truth is,
Amy didn't want kids.
Copy !req
1147. Well, I'm as surprised as...
Copy !req
1148. You told me
you didn't want kids.
Copy !req
1149. I was trying
to put a good face on.
Copy !req
1150. Then, suddenly,
you've got a pregnant wife.
Copy !req
1151. That's a problem for you.
Copy !req
1152. Especially when you factor in
the secret teenage girlfriend.
Copy !req
1153. Oh, stop watching
Ellen Abbott!
Copy !req
1154. You have to
fucking talk to me!
Copy !req
1155. I didn't tell you that
she didn't want kids...
Copy !req
1156. because she didn't
want me to.
Copy !req
1157. Because it would
have just been...
Copy !req
1158. another reason
for you to hate her.
Copy !req
1159. And we had enough of those already!
It was easier to just...
Copy !req
1160. Lie to me?
I wanted kids!
Copy !req
1161. When we first moved here,
I went to a fertility clinic!
Copy !req
1162. It didn't work?
I did my part!
Copy !req
1163. Masturbate.
When it came time...
Copy !req
1164. for Amy to do her thing,
all of a sudden it was like...
Copy !req
1165. "Well, I don't know.
Maybe. No, thanks."
Copy !req
1166. Now, who would believe you?
Copy !req
1167. All right.
Copy !req
1168. This is a letter
from the clinic...
Copy !req
1169. notifying me that they're
gonna destroy my sample...
Copy !req
1170. unless I contact them.
Copy !req
1171. So, I gave it to Amy.
Copy !req
1172. The next day,
I saw it in the trash.
Copy !req
1173. But you were already with
Andie by then, right?
Copy !req
1174. I wanted a baby with Amy.
Copy !req
1175. A year ago,
Amy being pregnant...
Copy !req
1176. would have been
the best thing ever!
Copy !req
1177. "When your poor Amy has a
cold, this dessert just..."
Copy !req
1178. This is the clue
you couldn't solve.
Copy !req
1179. Yeah.
Copy !req
1180. A letter from Desi.
Copy !req
1181. That creepy boyfriend
of Amy's?
Copy !req
1182. It was the fucking rich guy who
would do anything for her.
Copy !req
1183. It just kept hanging over my head.
It was disgusting.
Copy !req
1184. Your prenup?
Copy !req
1185. Nick, why have
you kept this stuff?
Copy !req
1186. It's like
a little box of hate.
Copy !req
1187. I don't know, Go!
Maybe I hate her!
Copy !req
1188. I love you no matter what.
Copy !req
1189. But you need to tell me.
Copy !req
1190. Tell you what?
Copy !req
1191. What are you asking me?
Copy !req
1192. Are you asking me
if I killed my wife, Go?
Copy !req
1193. Is that what you're asking me?
If I murdered my wife?
Copy !req
1194. I would never
ask you that!
Copy !req
1195. Margo!
Copy !req
1196. Don't walk on the glass.
Copy !req
1197. Oh.
Copy !req
1198. You have no clue,
do you?
Copy !req
1199. Why was
he here that night?
Copy !req
1200. His wife is missing.
Why come here?
Copy !req
1201. Who cares?
Copy !req
1202. Rhonda, we got this.
Copy !req
1203. Let's make the arrest.
Copy !req
1204. Do you know how hard it is to make
a murder case without a body?
Copy !req
1205. No.
Copy !req
1206. Well, it's incredibly hard.
Copy !req
1207. So, I want one last thing.
Copy !req
1208. What's that?
Copy !req
1209. I want a body.
Copy !req
1210. Picture me,
I'm a girl who's
very, very bad.
Copy !req
1211. Be careful.
Copy !req
1212. I need to be punished,
and by "punished,"
I mean "had."
Copy !req
1213. Fuck.
Copy !req
1214. It's where you keep
goodies for anniversary five.
Copy !req
1215. So, open the door...
Copy !req
1216. Punish. Wood. Beach.
Copy !req
1217. and look alive.
Copy !req
1218. Punish. Wood.
Copy !req
1219. Wood.
Copy !req
1220. I will practice believing
my husband loves me...
Copy !req
1221. and will love this baby.
Copy !req
1222. That this child might
really save our marriage.
Copy !req
1223. But I could be wrong.
Copy !req
1224. Because sometimes...
Copy !req
1225. the way he looks at me...
Copy !req
1226. I think...
Copy !req
1227. man of my dreams...
Copy !req
1228. father of my child...
Copy !req
1229. this man of mine
may kill me.
Copy !req
1230. He may truly...
Copy !req
1231. kill me.
Copy !req
1232. WTF?
Copy !req
1233. I am so much happier
now that I'm dead.
Copy !req
1234. Technically, "missing."
Copy !req
1235. Soon to be presumed dead.
Copy !req
1236. Gone.
Copy !req
1237. And my lazy, lying,
cheating, oblivious husband...
Copy !req
1238. will go to prison
for my murder.
Copy !req
1239. Nick Dunne took my pride
and my dignity...
Copy !req
1240. and my hope and my money.
Copy !req
1241. He took and took from me
until I no longer existed.
Copy !req
1242. That's murder.
Copy !req
1243. Let the punishment
fit the crime.
Copy !req
1244. To fake a convincing murder,
you have to have discipline.
Copy !req
1245. You befriend a local idiot.
Copy !req
1246. Harvest the details
of her humdrum life.
Copy !req
1247. And cram her with stories
about your husband's
violent temper.
Copy !req
1248. Secretly create
some money troubles.
Copy !req
1249. Credit cards,
perhaps online gambling.
Copy !req
1250. With the help of
the unwitting...
Copy !req
1251. bump up your life insurance.
Copy !req
1252. Purchase getaway car.
Craigslist.
Copy !req
1253. Generic. Cheap. Pay cash.
Copy !req
1254. You need to package
yourself so that people
will truly mourn your loss.
Copy !req
1255. And America loves
pregnant women.
Copy !req
1256. As if it's so hard
to spread your legs.
Copy !req
1257. You know what's hard?
Copy !req
1258. Faking a pregnancy.
Copy !req
1259. First, drain your toilet.
Copy !req
1260. Invite pregnant idiot
into your home...
Copy !req
1261. and ply her with lemonade.
Copy !req
1262. Steal pregnant idiot's urine.
Copy !req
1263. Voilà.
Copy !req
1264. A pregnancy is now part
of your legal medical record.
Copy !req
1265. Happy anniversary.
Copy !req
1266. Wait for your
clueless husband...
Copy !req
1267. to start his day.
Copy !req
1268. Off he goes.
Copy !req
1269. And the clock is ticking.
Copy !req
1270. Meticulously stage
your crime scene...
Copy !req
1271. with just enough mistakes
to raise the specter of doubt.
Copy !req
1272. You need to bleed.
Copy !req
1273. A lot.
Copy !req
1274. A lot, a lot.
Copy !req
1275. A head wound kind of bleed.
Copy !req
1276. A crime scene kind of bleed.
Copy !req
1277. You need to clean poorly...
like he would.
Copy !req
1278. Clean and bleed.
Bleed and clean.
Copy !req
1279. And leave a little
something behind.
Copy !req
1280. A fire in July?
Copy !req
1281. And because you're you...
you don't stop there.
Copy !req
1282. You need a diary.
Copy !req
1283. Minimum, 300 entries
on the Nick and Amy story.
Copy !req
1284. Start with
the fairy tale early days.
Copy !req
1285. Those are true.
And they're crucial.
Copy !req
1286. You want Nick and Amy
to be likeable.
Copy !req
1287. After that, you in vent.
The spending.
Copy !req
1288. The abuse. The fear.
Copy !req
1289. The threat of violence.
Copy !req
1290. And Nick thought
he was the writer.
Copy !req
1291. Burn it just
the right amount.
Copy !req
1292. Make sure
the cops will find it.
Copy !req
1293. Finally, honor tradition with
a very special treasure hunt.
Copy !req
1294. And if I get everything right,
the world will hate Nick...
Copy !req
1295. for killing his beautiful,
pregnant wife.
Copy !req
1296. And after all the outrage,
when I'm ready...
Copy !req
1297. I'll go out on the water
with a handful of pills...
Copy !req
1298. and a pocket full of stones.
Copy !req
1299. And when they find my body,
they'll know...
Copy !req
1300. Nick Dunne dumped
his beloved like garbage.
Copy !req
1301. And she floated down
past all the other...
Copy !req
1302. abused, unwanted,
inconvenient women.
Copy !req
1303. Then, Nick will die, too.
Copy !req
1304. Nick and Amy will be gone.
Copy !req
1305. But, then,
we never really existed.
Copy !req
1306. Nick loved a girl
I was pretending to be.
Copy !req
1307. "Cool Girl."
Copy !req
1308. Men always use that
as their defining compliment.
Copy !req
1309. "She's a cool girl."
Copy !req
1310. Cool Girl is hot.
Copy !req
1311. Cool Girl is game.
Copy !req
1312. Cool Girl is fun.
Copy !req
1313. Cool Girl never
gets angry at her man.
Copy !req
1314. She only smiles in a
chagrined, loving manner...
Copy !req
1315. and then presents
her mouth for fucking.
Copy !req
1316. She likes what he likes.
Copy !req
1317. So evidently,
he's a vinyl hipster
who loves fetish manga.
Copy !req
1318. If he likes Girls Gone Wild,
she's a mall babe...
Copy !req
1319. who talks football
and endures
buffalo wings at Hooters.
Copy !req
1320. When I met Nick Dunne,
I knew he wanted Cool Girl.
Copy !req
1321. And for him, I'll admit,
I was willing to try.
Copy !req
1322. I wax-stripped
my pussy raw.
Copy !req
1323. I drank canned beer
watching Adam Sandier movies.
Copy !req
1324. I ate cold pizza
and remained a size two.
Copy !req
1325. I blew him semi-regularly.
Copy !req
1326. I lived in the moment.
Copy !req
1327. I was fucking game.
Copy !req
1328. I can't say
I didn't enjoy some of it.
Copy !req
1329. Nick teased out of me
things I didn't know existed.
Copy !req
1330. A lightness,
a humor, an ease.
Copy !req
1331. But I made him smarter.
Sharper.
Copy !req
1332. I inspired him to
rise to my level.
Copy !req
1333. I forged the man
of my dreams.
Copy !req
1334. We were happy pretending
to be other people.
Copy !req
1335. We were the happiest
couple we knew.
Copy !req
1336. And what's the point
of being together
if you're not the happiest?
Copy !req
1337. But Nick got lazy.
Copy !req
1338. He became someone
I did not agree to marry.
Copy !req
1339. He actually expected me
to love him unconditionally.
Copy !req
1340. Then he dragged me, penniless,
to the navel of
this great country...
Copy !req
1341. and found himself a newer,
younger, bouncier...
Copy !req
1342. Cool Girl.
Copy !req
1343. You think
I'd let him destroy me
and end up happier than ever?
Copy !req
1344. No fucking way.
Copy !req
1345. He doesn't get to win.
Copy !req
1346. My cute, charming,
salt-of-the-earth,
Missouri guy.
Copy !req
1347. He needed to learn.
Copy !req
1348. Grown-ups work for things.
Copy !req
1349. Grown-ups pay-
Copy !req
1350. Grown-ups suffer consequences.
Copy !req
1351. Wait.
Copy !req
1352. I need 20 seconds where
you don't judge me,
interrupt me...
Copy !req
1353. or get angry.
Copy !req
1354. Okay-
Copy !req
1355. Is that all the stuff
from the credit cards?
Copy !req
1356. Where do you store goodies
for anniversary five?
Copy !req
1357. Wood.
Copy !req
1358. Woodshed.
Copy !req
1359. Yeah, my woodshed.
Copy !req
1360. That fucking bitch.
Copy !req
1361. I thought...
It's all right.
Copy !req
1362. I would have, too.
Copy !req
1363. What's that present?
Copy !req
1364. I don't know.
Copy !req
1365. Let's find out.
Copy !req
1366. "Dear Husband...
Copy !req
1367. "I know you think
you're moving through
this world unseen.
Copy !req
1368. "Don't believe
that for a second.
Copy !req
1369. "I know where you've been, and
I know where you're going."
Copy !req
1370. "For this anniversary,
I've arranged a trip.
Copy !req
1371. "Follow the river,
up, up, up.
Copy !req
1372. "Sit back and relax,
because you are done."
Copy !req
1373. What's "up, up river"?
Copy !req
1374. "Up the river." Prison.
Copy !req
1375. Fucking crazy bitch.
Copy !req
1376. That's what this is.
Copy !req
1377. She's framing me
for her murder.
Copy !req
1378. You married
a complete psychopath.
Copy !req
1379. The morning of
our anniversary...
Copy !req
1380. I was gonna ask her for a divorce.
I just couldn't do it.
Copy !req
1381. I couldn't fake it for
another year, another day.
Copy !req
1382. Then what happened?
Copy !req
1383. Before I could say anything,
she said...
Copy !req
1384. "I need you to go somewhere and
really think about our marriage."
Copy !req
1385. She knew I would
go to Sawyer Beach.
Copy !req
1386. So you'd have no alibi.
Copy !req
1387. She stage-managed me.
Copy !req
1388. She knew exactly what I would do.
And I fucking did it.
Copy !req
1389. I went to the beach,
I thought about our marriage.
Copy !req
1390. I came back and decided
I wanted a divorce.
Copy !req
1391. And by the time
you got home...
Copy !req
1392. She was gone.
Copy !req
1393. Oh, you fuck!
Copy !req
1394. She's good.
Copy !req
1395. Part of me was relieved...
Copy !req
1396. when I thought
she was gone.
Copy !req
1397. Punch and Judy puppets.
Copy !req
1398. Remember, he beats Judy to
death and kills that baby.
Copy !req
1399. So I'm Punch.
Copy !req
1400. We already knew that, Amy,
what's your point?
Copy !req
1401. Does Missouri have
the death penalty?
Copy !req
1402. Hey, neighbor.
Copy !req
1403. It's been weeks since I had
anyone decent next door.
Copy !req
1404. Well, I don't know
how decent I feel.
Copy !req
1405. Well, as long as you
don't own a python...
Copy !req
1406. and blast death metal
at 4 AM...
Copy !req
1407. we're gonna be best friends.
Copy !req
1408. All right.
Nice meeting you.
Copy !req
1409. I'm Greta.
Copy !req
1410. I'm Nancy.
Copy !req
1411. Are you going to the marina?
I could use some creamer.
Copy !req
1412. Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't.
Copy !req
1413. I've got work to do.
Copy !req
1414. All right.
See you around!
Copy !req
1415. You Will.
Copy !req
1416. Come on. Show me that
darling Nicky smile.
Copy !req
1417. You asshole.
Copy !req
1418. Hey-
Copy !req
1419. Nancy.
Copy !req
1420. Nancy.
Copy !req
1421. It's hot again today.
Copy !req
1422. So, uh,
where are you from?
Copy !req
1423. Let me guess.
Copy !req
1424. Nebraska.
Copy !req
1425. New Orleans.
Copy !req
1426. You know,
I am an expert oiler.
Copy !req
1427. Oh, I just bet you are.
Copy !req
1428. Lotions and balms.
Ointment.
Copy !req
1429. I would hate
for y'all to get tan lines.
Copy !req
1430. So sweet.
Copy !req
1431. Okay.
You know where I'll be.
Copy !req
1432. I see we have
the same taste in men.
Copy !req
1433. I clipped it on
a bathroom cabinet.
Copy !req
1434. Least you could do is not
keep his secrets for him.
Copy !req
1435. Let me guess.
Copy !req
1436. He's trying to watch the big
game and you just won't shut up.
Copy !req
1437. No, you don't seem
like much of a talker.
Copy !req
1438. Oh, I got it.
Copy !req
1439. You caught your boy rubbing up
on some hot little skank...
Copy !req
1440. and he apologized to you
by busting you a good one.
Copy !req
1441. Worse.
Copy !req
1442. Worse?
Copy !req
1443. I went to the bar where
he works to surprise him.
Copy !req
1444. And out he comes
with this girl
Copy !req
1445. who had no business
being in a bar.
Copy !req
1446. On the very first
night that we met...
Copy !req
1447. we walked by a bakery
that was having
their sugar delivered.
Copy !req
1448. And it was in the air,
everywhere.
Copy !req
1449. A sugar storm.
Copy !req
1450. And before he kissed me...
Copy !req
1451. he leaned in...
Copy !req
1452. and did this.
Copy !req
1453. And guess what.
Copy !req
1454. What?
Copy !req
1455. He did the exact
same thing with her.
Copy !req
1456. That is the most disgusting
thing I ever heard.
Copy !req
1457. Thank you.
Copy !req
1458. Wow.
Copy !req
1459. Thanks very much.
Copy !req
1460. Well, we've gone mainstream.
Copy !req
1461. It's an appeals process, so we
will attempt to appeal to them.
Copy !req
1462. Mr. Bolt.
Tanner Bolt?
Copy !req
1463. Nick Dunne.
Copy !req
1464. I have been
sitting by the phone,
my friend.
Copy !req
1465. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1466. Do you not believe me?
Copy !req
1467. No, I believe you.
It's just the craziest
thing I've ever heard.
Copy !req
1468. I love it.
But, for you, it sucks.
Copy !req
1469. But you gotta have
a grudging respect...
Copy !req
1470. for your wife at
this point, right?
Copy !req
1471. Are you laughing me out
of the building? No!
Copy !req
1472. Are you kidding me?
I'm in.
Copy !req
1473. I'm way in.
Copy !req
1474. You came to the right guy.
This is what I do, Nick.
Copy !req
1475. This is why I have
a $100,000 retainer.
I win the unwinnable cases.
Copy !req
1476. $100,000?
Copy !req
1477. We'll figure something out.
Copy !req
1478. I'll give you a special...
Copy !req
1479. "my wife is skilled in the
art of vengeance" rate.
Copy !req
1480. Okay-
Copy !req
1481. So, what's the plan?
Copy !req
1482. Well, right now,
it's a "he said, she said."
Copy !req
1483. She's telling a better story.
Copy !req
1484. No, Nick.
Copy !req
1485. She is telling
the perfect story.
Copy !req
1486. So, we need to start today
to prepare your defense,
should we need it.
Copy !req
1487. And if we decide to go
with your version of...
Copy !req
1488. The truth.
Copy !req
1489. Then we'll need to realign
the public's
perception of Amy.
Copy !req
1490. Make them stop seeing her
as America's sweetheart...
Copy !req
1491. and see her
for what she is...
Copy !req
1492. which a mind-fucker
of the first degree.
Copy !req
1493. Now, that is
a huge realignment.
Copy !req
1494. We'll need other
voices besides yours.
Copy !req
1495. There has to be
someone out there...
Copy !req
1496. that she's screwed
with in the past.
Copy !req
1497. There's a New York guy.
Copy !req
1498. O'Hara, Tommy O'Hara.
Copy !req
1499. Eight years ago...
Copy !req
1500. she pressed
charges against him.
Copy !req
1501. That should be
easy to find.
Copy !req
1502. Um, ex-classmate,
Desi Collings.
Copy !req
1503. She said that he stalked her.
He's in St. Louis.
Copy !req
1504. You go talk to Tommy,
and I'll draw up the contract.
Copy !req
1505. I told you,
you came to the right guy.
Copy !req
1506. Apparently.
Copy !req
1507. Tommy?
Copy !req
1508. Yeah.
Copy !req
1509. Thanks for seeing me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1510. Urn, you're gonna
want a drink.
Copy !req
1511. Yeah.
Copy !req
1512. So, she said you
got physical with her.
Copy !req
1513. No, dude,
she said I raped her.
Copy !req
1514. First degree, felony rape.
Copy !req
1515. Did you do it?
Did you do it?
Copy !req
1516. Yeah.
Copy !req
1517. I was looking at
30 years to life.
Copy !req
1518. Did you get a trial?
Fuck, no.
Copy !req
1519. Do I look like I would
do well in the yard?
Copy !req
1520. I pled down, man.
Sexual assault one,
no jail time.
Copy !req
1521. That's something.
Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1522. I've been unemployed
for the last eight years...
Copy !req
1523. because I have to
write "sexual offender"
on every job application.
Copy !req
1524. I'm on
a neighborhood watch list...
Copy !req
1525. because I have to
register as a predator.
Copy !req
1526. I haven't had a date
in almost a decade...
Copy !req
1527. because if
a girl googles me...
Copy !req
1528. Could you walk me
through what happened?
Copy !req
1529. I meet Amy at
this party, you know?
Copy !req
1530. We click. She's perfect.
Copy !req
1531. She's beautiful,
she's smart,
she's well-read...
Copy !req
1532. she's got an ass
like a 20-year-old stripper.
Copy !req
1533. I think,
"What's the catch?"
Copy !req
1534. A few months, it hits me.
This is not going to be easy.
Copy !req
1535. Girls like a fixer-upper,
but Amy?
Copy !req
1536. She annexed me.
She made me her business.
Copy !req
1537. It was just too much. She
went out and bought me ties.
Copy !req
1538. And we must have gone
20 rounds over that.
Copy !req
1539. Ties. The whole thing
just became...
Copy !req
1540. So, you broke up with her.
Copy !req
1541. No, I just backed away.
Copy !req
1542. Gave her some space.
No big deal, right?
Copy !req
1543. So I thought.
Copy !req
1544. Then one night, Amy comes
over to my place...
Copy !req
1545. with a bottle of bourbon
and a bootleg of
this band I love.
Copy !req
1546. And within two minutes,
she's got my pants
around my ankles...
Copy !req
1547. and she is
kneeling down, and...
Copy !req
1548. I'm sorry.
I know it's your wife.
Copy !req
1549. You had sex?
Yeah, consensual.
Copy !req
1550. It was rough, but she
was screaming for it.
Copy !req
1551. Next morning, there's
two cops at my door.
Copy !req
1552. Amy has wounds that
are consistent with rape.
Copy !req
1553. Ligature marks on her
wrist, and my semen.
Copy !req
1554. It looks like I've tied Amy
to my bed, and raped her.
Copy !req
1555. Me!
Copy !req
1556. And then,
guess what they find.
Copy !req
1557. Headboards of my bed,
one on each side.
Copy !req
1558. The ties you wouldn't wear.
Copy !req
1559. You do know your wife.
Copy !req
1560. Did you ever see her again?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1561. On TV, last week,
with you.
Copy !req
1562. I thought, "There's Amy.
Copy !req
1563. "She's graduated from being
raped to being murdered."
Copy !req
1564. Mmm!
Copy !req
1565. You been watching this,
too?
Copy !req
1566. Last night's bombshell.
Copy !req
1567. We just found out...
Copy !req
1568. Amy Elliott Dunne was, indeed,
pregnant when she went missing.
Copy !req
1569. Kelly Capitono,
this makes me wanna throw up.
Copy !req
1570. What is it about
a pregnant woman...
Copy !req
1571. a woman carrying
life inside her...
Copy !req
1572. that turns men into animals?
Copy !req
1573. Ellen,
this is an epidemic.
Copy !req
1574. The third leading cause of
death among pregnant women...
Copy !req
1575. is homicide committed by
a boyfriend or husband.
Copy !req
1576. Let's not forget
about the wife, ever.
Copy !req
1577. Tonight, we welcome Amy's best
friend, Noelle Hawthorne.
Copy !req
1578. Thanks for being
on the show, Noelle.
Copy !req
1579. Thank you, Ellen.
Copy !req
1580. And let me just say this...
Copy !req
1581. Amy would have loved you,
and all you do for women.
Copy !req
1582. Oh, that's nice.
Copy !req
1583. Why don't you tell us about your
friend, Noelle?
Copy !req
1584. Amy was so nurturing.
Copy !req
1585. Oh, I'd love if just once,
someone was like...
Copy !req
1586. "She was a real rag."
Copy !req
1587. She was beautiful
and smart and kind.
Copy !req
1588. Seems like a rich
bitch to me.
Copy !req
1589. What do you mean?
People love her.
Copy !req
1590. I don't know.
She seems uppity.
Copy !req
1591. Spoiled rich girl,
married a cheating asshole.
Copy !req
1592. Paid the ultimate price.
Copy !req
1593. The only secret
was her husband.
Copy !req
1594. We never met Nick.
Copy !req
1595. He never introduced himself.
Copy !req
1596. Why was that, Noelle?
Why do you think?
Copy !req
1597. I think we know why.
Copy !req
1598. Because he had
a violent temper.
Copy !req
1599. A little harsh.
Copy !req
1600. That's life, baby.
Copy !req
1601. He knew I'd have
seen right through him.
Copy !req
1602. Don't get me wrong.
Copy !req
1603. I'm not saying it's
okay he killed her.
Copy !req
1604. I'm just saying,
there are consequences.
Copy !req
1605. Fuck, yeah.
Copy !req
1606. She was so alone.
Copy !req
1607. And she was so innocent.
Copy !req
1608. You're a good friend, Noelle. And
you're a good friend of the show.
Copy !req
1609. Thanks for coming on.
Copy !req
1610. Please tell me you
landed Tanner Bolt.
Copy !req
1611. Tanner Bolt landed me.
Copy !req
1612. I'm gonna try and see Desi
Collings on my way home.
Copy !req
1613. And, Go...
Copy !req
1614. Tanner's retainer
is $100,000.
Copy !req
1615. That's just the retainer.
Copy !req
1616. Listen,
I've got $47,000 in savings.
I've got $2,500 in an IRA.
Copy !req
1617. I'm approved for a second
mortgage on the house.
We will go from there.
Copy !req
1618. Thank you.
Copy !req
1619. I love you.
Copy !req
1620. I love you, too.
Copy !req
1621. Nick keeps his father, who has
Alzheimer's, in a facility.
Copy !req
1622. Number of times he
visited last year?
One.
Copy !req
1623. Oh, fuck!
Copy !req
1624. His twin sister, Margo,
well, she is a peach.
Copy !req
1625. These two spend their days
in the bar Amy bought them.
Copy !req
1626. Playing what, Lauren?
Playing house?
Copy !req
1627. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1628. Twin siblings
often enable and abet.
Copy !req
1629. While I never examined Nick,
or his sister...
Copy !req
1630. they both seem very,
very close.
Copy !req
1631. It's twin-cest.
Copy !req
1632. Disturbingly close, Lauren.
Copy !req
1633. And so,
we close with a question.
Copy !req
1634. What kind of moral rot...
Copy !req
1635. allows a beautiful, talented,
kind, smart, loving mother...
Copy !req
1636. to vanish without the heavens
hearing our outraged cries?
Copy !req
1637. Can I bum a cigarette?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1638. Amy Elliott Dunne, we care about
you, and we will not forget.
Copy !req
1639. And you know what else
we won't forget?
Copy !req
1640. Missouri has
the death penalty.
Copy !req
1641. Amen.
Copy !req
1642. I'd like to report
some strange activity...
Copy !req
1643. near the woodshed on the
property of one Margo Dunne.
Copy !req
1644. Hey-
Copy !req
1645. Mr. Dunne.
Copy !req
1646. Mr. Collings.
Copy !req
1647. I know you.
I saw you at
the volunteer center.
Copy !req
1648. I wanted to help.
Copy !req
1649. Well, I hope you don't
mind me coming by.
Copy !req
1650. I got your address
from this letter
that you wrote my wife.
Copy !req
1651. Amy and I believe in the
lost art of letter-writing.
Copy !req
1652. I always wondered why you
kept in touch
after...
Copy !req
1653. everything.
Copy !req
1654. You were together for two years
in boarding school, right?
Copy !req
1655. She was my first
serious girlfriend.
Copy !req
1656. Why did you break up?
Copy !req
1657. That's a strange question.
Copy !req
1658. Did you treat her bad?
Did you cheat on her?
Copy !req
1659. That's a rude question.
Copy !req
1660. Let me tell you
what Amy told me.
Copy !req
1661. She dumped you,
you completely unraveled.
Copy !req
1662. You stalked her,
you threatened her...
Copy !req
1663. and you attempted
suicide in her bed
and were institutionalized.
Copy !req
1664. Your wife is missing,
and you came all this
way to tell me this?
Copy !req
1665. I thought there might be
another side to this story.
Copy !req
1666. Mr. Collings.
Copy !req
1667. Fuck.
Copy !req
1668. the missing
persons case of Amy Elliott Dunne.
Copy !req
1669. She is the beautiful
blonde inspiration...
Copy !req
1670. for the Amazing Amy
kids' book series.
Copy !req
1671. You're reading
that diary again?
Copy !req
1672. You know how it ends.
Copy !req
1673. It interests me.
Copy !req
1674. Hey, Rhonda.
Copy !req
1675. "He's gonna kill me."
The end.
Copy !req
1676. Why did he go to his
dad's house to burn it?
Copy !req
1677. It's private.
There's no one there.
Copy !req
1678. Why didn't he make sure
it actually burned?
Copy !req
1679. Because he tripped the alarm.
You were up his ass
with a flashlight.
Copy !req
1680. The whole thing
just feels hinky.
Copy !req
1681. Like finding
an envelope marked "Clue."
Copy !req
1682. You ever hear
the expression...
Copy !req
1683. "The simplest answer
is often the correct one"?
Copy !req
1684. Actually, I've never
found that to be true.
Copy !req
1685. Good night.
Good night.
Copy !req
1686. Hey-
Copy !req
1687. Elvis is in Missouri.
Copy !req
1688. Thank God.
Come on in.
Copy !req
1689. First thing you have
to understand about Amy...
Copy !req
1690. she loves
to teach lessons.
Copy !req
1691. Play God.
Copy !req
1692. Yeah, Old Testament God.
Copy !req
1693. Okay. Keep talking.
Copy !req
1694. She finds out I've been
cheating on her with Andie...
Copy !req
1695. decides to
teach me a lesson.
Copy !req
1696. Fakes her own death,
frames me for it.
Copy !req
1697. Blood in the house, credit
cards, life insurance.
Copy !req
1698. She does the treasure hunt.
Copy !req
1699. Now, the treasure
hunt is critical.
Copy !req
1700. She's taking us on
a tour of my infidelities.
Copy !req
1701. Rubbing my nose in it.
Copy !req
1702. And she leaves clue number
one for the police...
Copy !req
1703. which will lead them
back to my office...
Copy !req
1704. which is a place where
Andie and I would often...
Copy !req
1705. And she leaves
a pair of red panties.
Copy !req
1706. Right. Racy, looks bad.
Copy !req
1707. Clue two.
My father's house.
Copy !req
1708. Another place
where Andie and I...
Copy !req
1709. would occasionally
have relations.
Copy !req
1710. Clue three?
Woodshed.
Copy !req
1711. Also a location...
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1712. We had limited options.
A hotel.
Copy !req
1713. Amy would have seen
the credit card bill.
Copy !req
1714. Put it on
Andie's credit card.
Copy !req
1715. Andie's statement
went right to her parents.
Copy !req
1716. Ew.
Nick, Margo, can we head
over to the little brown house?
Copy !req
1717. This leads us to what?
My dad's house.
Copy !req
1718. Dad's house is blue.
Copy !req
1719. After the divorce,
when Dad wasn't
coming around...
Copy !req
1720. I used to pretend
that he was a spy
named Mr. Brown, who...
Copy !req
1721. for the sake of his
children's safety,
had to deny their existence.
Copy !req
1722. You never told me that.
Copy !req
1723. You told her that?
Copy !req
1724. We've got
incriminating red
panties in your office.
Copy !req
1725. We've got a Showcase Showdown
worth of crap
in your woodshed.
Copy !req
1726. So, what in God's name is at
your father's house, Nick?
Copy !req
1727. And be honest.
Copy !req
1728. I honestly have no idea.
Copy !req
1729. Well...
Copy !req
1730. Whatever they found,
I think it's safe to
assume that it's very bad.
Copy !req
1731. We got a lot of
uncontained issues here.
Copy !req
1732. Nick, do you have any idea
as to what Andie's mindset is?
Copy !req
1733. Well, we haven't
communicated since the vigil.
Copy !req
1734. Okay. Amy's parents?
Copy !req
1735. No, it's...
More pressure.
Copy !req
1736. We got a hurt,
young girlfriend...
Copy !req
1737. who will no doubt go public
at any moment.
Copy !req
1738. No, Andie won't do that.
She will.
Copy !req
1739. They always do.
Don't take it personally.
Copy !req
1740. Amy's got us in
an interesting bind.
Copy !req
1741. We need to tell
the cops about Andie.
Copy !req
1742. Really?
Copy !req
1743. Right now,
Andie just gives
you another motive.
Copy !req
1744. We need to tell the cops
about the woodshed.
Copy !req
1745. We need to be on
the front end of that.
Copy !req
1746. But I'm gonna warn you
as to what will happen.
Copy !req
1747. They'll go after Margo.
Copy !req
1748. They can't do that,
can they?
Copy !req
1749. She's your accomplice.
She helped you
hide the evidence.
Copy !req
1750. In all likelihood,
she knows that you killed Amy.
Copy !req
1751. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1752. Well, what are we
going to do?
Copy !req
1753. We find Amy.
Copy !req
1754. No. Any other strategy
is missing the point.
Copy !req
1755. I've got two ex-Secret Service
guys that are really good.
Copy !req
1756. I'll put them on it.
Copy !req
1757. But where do they start,
Nick?
Copy !req
1758. Where would Amy go?
Copy !req
1759. I have no idea.
Copy !req
1760. Oh!
Copy !req
1761. Are we keeping score?
Copy !req
1762. Hey!
Copy !req
1763. I thought we were steering
clear of men for a while.
Copy !req
1764. He's nice.
Copy !req
1765. Because he wants
to fuck you.
Copy !req
1766. She's still
moping about her ex?
Copy !req
1767. He got cheated on, too.
Copy !req
1768. We three are the saddest
sacks in all the Ozarks.
Copy !req
1769. I'm not sad.
Copy !req
1770. I'm angry-
Copy !req
1771. There you go.
Copy !req
1772. I almost drank myself to
death when my wife left me.
Copy !req
1773. I was gonna kill myself.
Can you believe that?
Copy !req
1774. Don't give him the pleasure.
Copy !req
1775. I was going to drown myself
in the Gulf of Mexico...
Copy !req
1776. let myself be dinner
for the great whites.
Copy !req
1777. Gulf is bull sharks,
Miss Nawlins.
Copy !req
1778. Why should I die?
I'm not the asshole.
Copy !req
1779. Please put that on a T-shirt.
Copy !req
1780. Oh!
Copy !req
1781. Miss Moneybags.
I thought you
said you were broke.
Copy !req
1782. That's a fat wad.
Copy !req
1783. It's mostly singles.
Copy !req
1784. Singles?
What are you, a stripper?
Copy !req
1785. Swamp Girls,
or Treasure Chest?
Copy !req
1786. We're just teasing.
Copy !req
1787. Don't they tease
people down in NOLA?
Copy !req
1788. (ON TV)
We can expect Nick Dunne's
arrest any day now.
Copy !req
1789. We've got blood in the house,
huge debt,
an unwanted pregnancy.
Copy !req
1790. And we have Amy Elliott Dunne,
missing for five days...
Copy !req
1791. crying out for justice.
Copy !req
1792. We'll be right back.
Copy !req
1793. Tanner has a very bad idea
he's going to pitch you.
Copy !req
1794. Yeah?
Copy !req
1795. You're doing Sharon Schieber
tomorrow in St. Louis.
Copy !req
1796. It could go so wrong.
Copy !req
1797. And you are going
to tell her about Andie.
Copy !req
1798. Nope.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1799. That sounds like
a very bad idea.
Copy !req
1800. You haven't heard from her
in three days.
Copy !req
1801. This is a ticking time bomb.
You've gotta
throw yourself on it.
Copy !req
1802. People are gonna hate me.
Copy !req
1803. And then,
they will forgive you.
Copy !req
1804. A guy admitting that he's a
gigantic asshole on television?
Copy !req
1805. People empathize with that.
Copy !req
1806. Why don't we just
put out a statement?
They need to see you.
Copy !req
1807. Sharon's specials,
they get 10 million viewers.
Copy !req
1808. She is a crusader.
If she takes you
on as a cause...
Copy !req
1809. She's going to
ask real questions.
Copy !req
1810. I will drill you as if you
were doing a deposition.
Copy !req
1811. What to say,
what not to say.
Copy !req
1812. A trained monkey?
Copy !req
1813. A trained monkey
who doesn't get
the lethal injection.
Copy !req
1814. Nick, this case is about
what people think of you.
Copy !req
1815. They need to like you.
Copy !req
1816. Now, you do this
and you will reach
millions of those people.
Copy !req
1817. Maybe I only
need to reach one.
Copy !req
1818. Hello?
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1819. Hey, baby.
Copy !req
1820. One minute.
Copy !req
1821. Hey. Hey-
Copy !req
1822. You clearing out?
Copy !req
1823. No, I'm just cleaning up.
Copy !req
1824. Let us come in
and say goodbye.
Copy !req
1825. I'll come by before...
Copy !req
1826. Let us give you a hand.
Copy !req
1827. Yeah, you gotta
clear everything out, here.
Copy !req
1828. Dorothy is a real stickler.
Copy !req
1829. Not even a spare hanger
can you leave behind.
Copy !req
1830. Gotta make sure
nothing's tucked inside.
Copy !req
1831. A sock...
Copy !req
1832. or undies
or what have you.
Copy !req
1833. You did a real good job.
Copy !req
1834. Where is the money,
sweetheart?
Copy !req
1835. Look under her dress.
Copy !req
1836. He talked you into this?
Copy !req
1837. I talked him into it.
Copy !req
1838. The second you leave,
I'm calling the cops.
Copy !req
1839. Your glasses are fake.
Your hair's dyed all hamster.
Copy !req
1840. You say your name's Nancy, but you
don't even answer to it half the time.
Copy !req
1841. You're hiding. I don't know
why, and I don't really care.
Copy !req
1842. But you ain't
gonna call the cops.
Copy !req
1843. And I don't think you've
ever really been hit before.
Copy !req
1844. Ow!
Copy !req
1845. Holy shit.
Copy !req
1846. Sorry,
but we really need the money.
Copy !req
1847. Next place,
be more careful, okay?
Copy !req
1848. There are a lot
of people out there
a lot worse than we are.
Copy !req
1849. Excuse me.
You can't sleep here.
Copy !req
1850. I did not kill my wife.
Copy !req
1851. Why don't you try it again?
A little less wooden.
Copy !req
1852. I didn't kill my Wife.
Copy !req
1853. What are you doing?
Every time you look smug...
Copy !req
1854. or annoyed or tense,
I'm gonna hit you
with a gummy bear.
Copy !req
1855. That's supposed to
make me less tense?
Let's try it again.
Copy !req
1856. Mr. Dunne,
from what I understand...
Copy !req
1857. you and your wife
had some bumps.
Copy !req
1858. Yeah, we had some tough years.
Um, I lost my job.
Copy !req
1859. You both did.
Copy !req
1860. We both lost our jobs.
Copy !req
1861. I had to move back home
so we could take
care of my mother...
Copy !req
1862. who was dying of cancer
and my dad, who had...
Copy !req
1863. Your dad's scorched earth.
Copy !req
1864. Let's talk about your mom,
how close you were.
Copy !req
1865. Go on.
Copy !req
1866. For a while,
things had been building up.
Copy !req
1867. "Built up" implies that an
explosion is coming. No.
Copy !req
1868. At a certain point,
we got on the wrong track.
Copy !req
1869. I had a moment of weakness.
Copy !req
1870. Your "moment"
was over 15 months.
Copy !req
1871. I disrespected my wife.
Copy !req
1872. And I disrespected
my marriage.
Copy !req
1873. And I'll always regret it.
Copy !req
1874. That works.
Copy !req
1875. Don't be afraid to
play up the dufus
husband thing, Nick.
Copy !req
1876. "I was an idiot.
I'm a fuck-up.
Copy !req
1877. "Everything I do is wrong."
Copy !req
1878. I know. What men are
supposed to do in general.
Copy !req
1879. Thank you.
How do you feel?
Copy !req
1880. I feel good.
Go, can you pass
me that box, please?
Copy !req
1881. It's Amy's 33rd
birthday present to me.
Copy !req
1882. You hate that watch.
Copy !req
1883. No, Go.
I love that watch.
Copy !req
1884. Just like I love this tie.
Copy !req
1885. Just like I love my wife.
Copy !req
1886. It's you!
Copy !req
1887. It's you.
Copy !req
1888. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1889. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1890. Good God.
Copy !req
1891. Last week...
Copy !req
1892. I threatened to leave,
and he said he'd find me...
Copy !req
1893. and he'd kill me.
Copy !req
1894. So, I disappeared.
Copy !req
1895. I lost the baby.
Copy !req
1896. I couldn't even
tell my parents.
Copy !req
1897. I'm so ashamed
and I'm so afraid.
Copy !req
1898. Well, he is looking for you.
Copy !req
1899. He showed up on my doorstep
three days ago.
Copy !req
1900. He tracked me from
my letters to you.
Copy !req
1901. You saved them.
Copy !req
1902. Knowing you were out there...
Copy !req
1903. was the only thing that's kept
me going these past few years.
Copy !req
1904. Let's go to the police.
You can explain everything.
Copy !req
1905. No, I can't turn up now.
Copy !req
1906. I'd be a pariah.
Everyone would hate me.
Copy !req
1907. Is it wrong to want
Nick to go prison?
Copy !req
1908. He should go to prison
for what he's done.
Copy !req
1909. I'm setting you up
at my lake house.
Copy !req
1910. It's utterly secluded.
Copy !req
1911. Why are you so good to me?
Copy !req
1912. You know why.
Copy !req
1913. Excuse me.
Copy !req
1914. I know you, don't I?
Copy !req
1915. No.
Copy !req
1916. You're one of
the Nolan girls, right?
Copy !req
1917. No, we're from Winnipeg.
Excuse us.
Oh.
Copy !req
1918. We should leave.
Copy !req
1919. Just a second.
Copy !req
1920. That was Boney.
I'll call her later.
Copy !req
1921. Tannen
Nice to see you.
Copy !req
1922. Sharon! Hi.
Copy !req
1923. Hope this is
worth my while.
Copy !req
1924. You're gonna be very happy.
Copy !req
1925. Sharon.
Copy !req
1926. Ms. Schieber. Thank you
so much for doing this.
Copy !req
1927. Can I get you anything to drink
or eat before we get started?
Copy !req
1928. No,
I had some gummy bears.
Copy !req
1929. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1930. I'm sorry?
Copy !req
1931. (ON TV)
We have a major
shocking development...
Copy !req
1932. in the Amazing Amy
disappearance.
Copy !req
1933. We go live to that story now.
Copy !req
1934. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1935. You little slut.
Copy !req
1936. My name is Andie Fitzgerald.
Copy !req
1937. I met Nicholas Dunne...
Copy !req
1938. when he was my
creative writing teacher
at Mill Valley.
Copy !req
1939. Why is she dressed
like a babysitter?
Copy !req
1940. I am deeply ashamed...
Copy !req
1941. of having been
romantically involved
with a married man.
Copy !req
1942. The girl with
the giant cum-on-me tits.
Copy !req
1943. I truly believed
we were in love.
Copy !req
1944. Now, she looks like
a fucking Mennonite.
Copy !req
1945. I know that is no excuse.
Copy !req
1946. No, it is not.
Copy !req
1947. I do not, in my heart,
believe Nick Dunne would
have killed for me.
Copy !req
1948. My prayers go out to
everyone who loves Amy.
Copy !req
1949. I apologize for the pain
this has caused them.
Copy !req
1950. We have loved
Nick Dunne like a son.
Copy !req
1951. That love ended today.
Copy !req
1952. Come on,
you're staring at ghosts.
Copy !req
1953. He met our trust
with lie after lie.
Copy !req
1954. We now absolutely believe...
Copy !req
1955. Nick is involved in the
disappearance of our daughter.
Copy !req
1956. Our Amazing Amy.
Copy !req
1957. Well, this just got
very exciting.
Copy !req
1958. We need a moment.
Copy !req
1959. We're gonna have
to bow out of this.
Copy !req
1960. Nothing has changed.
Everything has changed.
Copy !req
1961. An hour ago,
we were ahead of this. Now?
Copy !req
1962. I can handle this.
We're on the defense.
Copy !req
1963. This is a completely
different dynamic.
Copy !req
1964. I can handle it.
Copy !req
1965. She's going to
eat you alive.
Copy !req
1966. Just trust me.
Copy !req
1967. Okay-
Copy !req
1968. Great.
Copy !req
1969. Mic him.
Copy !req
1970. One, two, three,
four, five.
Copy !req
1971. Thank you.
Copy !req
1972. He shouldn't smile
at the makeup artist.
Copy !req
1973. Yeah, no kidding.
Copy !req
1974. Roll tape.
Five... four...
Copy !req
1975. three... two...
Copy !req
1976. GO: Seriously, I can't believe
how fucking good you were.
Copy !req
1977. Amy brings out the best in me.
Don't.
Copy !req
1978. Keep it together, you two.
Copy !req
1979. At least for
the next 24 hours.
Copy !req
1980. People still hate you.
Copy !req
1981. Women want to
scratch your eyes out.
Copy !req
1982. Andie was really good TV.
Copy !req
1983. She's a good person.
Copy !req
1984. Therein lies
the problem.
Copy !req
1985. Ride this out...
Copy !req
1986. and when Sharon airs tomorrow,
Copy !req
1987. we'll be looking
at a whole new you.
Copy !req
1988. But, until then...
Copy !req
1989. don't show your face.
Copy !req
1990. No problem.
Copy !req
1991. Welcome.
Copy !req
1992. Make yourself at home.
Copy !req
1993. I've got music,
satellite...
Copy !req
1994. Netflix.
Copy !req
1995. He was her teacher!
Copy !req
1996. Roku.
Copy !req
1997. Internet, obviously.
Copy !req
1998. Here is
a supposedly grown man...
Copy !req
1999. If there is ever anything
you have a taste for...
Copy !req
2000. and you can't find it...
Copy !req
2001. just let me know
and I will get it for you.
Copy !req
2002. Instead of the A-B-C's,
he taught her
the birds and the bees.
Copy !req
2003. And just think how
her mother must feel
at a time like this.
Copy !req
2004. Wine cellar's downstairs.
Copy !req
2005. I'll get you
some clothes, too.
Copy !req
2006. Not that I don't appreciate
Bait Shop Chic.
Copy !req
2007. The floors are heated,
just dial to your liking.
Copy !req
2008. There's robes and towels.
The shower has steam.
Copy !req
2009. The bathtub has
a massage cycle.
Copy !req
2010. There's a great view,
if you're in the mood.
Copy !req
2011. Blackout curtains
if you're not.
Copy !req
2012. The bed is Savoir.
Copy !req
2013. You'll never get
a better sleep.
Copy !req
2014. Oh.
Copy !req
2015. Oh, this is just
what I need.
Copy !req
2016. I'm so exhausted.
Copy !req
2017. I'll leave you to it, then.
Copy !req
2018. Amy, I am so happy
that you are here.
Copy !req
2019. And I don't want you to
worry for one moment.
Copy !req
2020. There are cameras everywhere.
Copy !req
2021. The exterior,
all along the grounds,
the entryway.
Copy !req
2022. Anyone...
Copy !req
2023. who is caught
coming or going...
Copy !req
2024. will be recorded.
Copy !req
2025. Ah.
Copy !req
2026. You are more than safe.
Copy !req
2027. And I am not letting
you get away again.
Copy !req
2028. Good morning!
Copy !req
2029. Don't do that!
Copy !req
2030. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
2031. I need to feel safe.
Copy !req
2032. You are very safe.
Copy !req
2033. What have you been up to?
Nothing.
Copy !req
2034. Amy, I'm not Nick.
Copy !req
2035. It's hard for me.
Copy !req
2036. After so many years
under someone's thumb...
Copy !req
2037. I know just what
that feels like.
Copy !req
2038. You were never
under my thumb.
Copy !req
2039. On your leash.
Never
Copy !req
2040. A new start.
Copy !req
2041. Decent clothes.
Copy !req
2042. Hair dye. Makeup.
Tweezers.
Copy !req
2043. There's a gym
overlooking the lake.
Copy !req
2044. The sooner you
look like yourself...
Copy !req
2045. the sooner you'll
feel like yourself.
Copy !req
2046. I'll get groceries
for tonight...
Copy !req
2047. we'll watch Sharon Schieber,
and finally move on.
Copy !req
2048. I think that's something
I should watch on my own.
Copy !req
2049. Nonsense.
Copy !req
2050. I'll be back.
Copy !req
2051. And I am looking forward...
Copy !req
2052. to my reunion
with Amy Elliott.
Copy !req
2053. Great.
Copy !req
2054. Good evening,
I'm Sharon Schieber.
Copy !req
2055. Tonight, exclusively...
Hurry up.
Copy !req
2056. A husband breaks
his silence...
Copy !req
2057. not just on his
wife's disappearance...
Copy !req
2058. but on his infidelity,
and all those shocking rumors.
Copy !req
2059. Nick Dunne...
Copy !req
2060. you're probably the most hated
man in America right now.
Copy !req
2061. I probably am.
And I probably deserve it.
Copy !req
2062. I bought that tie.
Copy !req
2063. Did you kill your Wife, Nick?
Copy !req
2064. I did not kill my wife.
Copy !req
2065. I am not a murderer.
Copy !req
2066. But you were unfaithful.
Copy !req
2067. I was unfaithful.
Copy !req
2068. And I am deeply ashamed.
Copy !req
2069. And, on top of that,
you allowed Amy's parents...
Copy !req
2070. her friends, all the
people in your hometown...
Copy !req
2071. believe you were
a loving husband,
Copy !req
2072. desperate to find
his missing wife.
Copy !req
2073. Well, I am desperate
to find my missing wife.
Copy !req
2074. You say that,
but I'm wondering...
Copy !req
2075. how you expect us
to believe you...
Copy !req
2076. now that we know
you're a liar.
Copy !req
2077. I didn't come
forward with my affair...
Copy !req
2078. because I knew it would make
me look really, really bad.
Copy !req
2079. But I don't care
about that anymore.
Copy !req
2080. I just want to find my wife.
Copy !req
2081. I'm just trying
to get clear...
Copy !req
2082. Let me be clear.
Copy !req
2083. Just because I am not a murderer
doesn't make me a good guy.
Copy !req
2084. I'm not a good guy.
Copy !req
2085. I was a bad husband
to a great wife.
Copy !req
2086. I broke the vow
that I made to her.
Copy !req
2087. Those are pretty words,
Nick.
Copy !req
2088. But what does that
really mean to you?
Copy !req
2089. It basically means
that I was a con artist.
Copy !req
2090. I met Amy Elliott
seven years ago.
Copy !req
2091. I was completely transfixed.
Copy !req
2092. Amy can do that to you.
Copy !req
2093. I was this average guy
from an average place...
Copy !req
2094. with mediocre aspirations.
Copy !req
2095. And I met a woman
who dazzled me.
Copy !req
2096. And I wanted her
to love me...
Copy !req
2097. so I pretended to
be better than I was.
Copy !req
2098. When we got married,
I promised to be that guy.
Copy !req
2099. That guy who works harder.
Copy !req
2100. That guy who,
who lives and acts...
Copy !req
2101. and loves with as much passion
as she does.
Copy !req
2102. But I failed her.
Copy !req
2103. Instead of doing
what was right...
Copy !req
2104. I did what was easy.
Copy !req
2105. You talk like a man who believes
he can make amends to his wife.
Copy !req
2106. Who believes his
wife is still alive.
Copy !req
2107. She is still alive.
Copy !req
2108. Will you look at
that camera for me?
Copy !req
2109. Will you look in the lens...
Copy !req
2110. and talk to your wife?
Copy !req
2111. If she is out there, able to
hear and see you tonight...
Copy !req
2112. what would you like
to say to her, Nick?
Copy !req
2113. Amy, I love you.
Copy !req
2114. You're the best person
I've ever known.
Copy !req
2115. And I've taken
myself to the woodshed...
Copy !req
2116. for the way that
I've treated you.
Copy !req
2117. And if you come back,
I promise...
Copy !req
2118. I will spend every day
making it up to you.
Copy !req
2119. I will be the man that I
promised you I would be.
Copy !req
2120. I love you.
Copy !req
2121. Come home.
Copy !req
2122. Here.
Copy !req
2123. Regardless of
what you thought...
Copy !req
2124. What does it say?
Copy !req
2125. I think
we can all agree...
Copy !req
2126. Oh, my God.
You fucking killed it.
Copy !req
2127. there's more to him
than meets the eye.
Copy !req
2128. They're going crazy for you.
Copy !req
2129. They disliked me, they
liked me, they hated me.
Copy !req
2130. And now they love me.
Copy !req
2131. a candor and an honesty
that's worthy of respect.
Copy !req
2132. He's certainly earned mine.
Copy !req
2133. What is it?
Copy !req
2134. I'm Sharon Schieber.
Good night.
Copy !req
2135. Margo Dunne, this is a search
warrant for your property.
Copy !req
2136. I usually ignore
tipline calls...
Copy !req
2137. but a neighbor
was concerned about...
Copy !req
2138. a strange man
around your woodshed.
Copy !req
2139. Call Tanner.
Copy !req
2140. Okay. Fuck!
Copy !req
2141. Girlfriend's real cute,
Nick.
Copy !req
2142. Is that what this is about?
Copy !req
2143. I have treated
you more than fair...
Copy !req
2144. throughout this
entire investigation.
Copy !req
2145. I gave you the benefit of
the doubt over and over.
Copy !req
2146. Every time you said
something stupid...
Copy !req
2147. I thought,
"Maybe he's just stupid."
Copy !req
2148. But I was wrong.
That's what this is about.
Copy !req
2149. Are these the clubs
you don't play golf with?
Copy !req
2150. None of that is mine.
Copy !req
2151. None of this was
put here by me.
Copy !req
2152. Those are nice clubs.
You got the makings
of a real man cave.
Copy !req
2153. Everything just waiting
until the wife
goes away for good.
Copy !req
2154. GO: Nick!
Copy !req
2155. Hey, you can't do that!
Copy !req
2156. Of course we can.
Copy !req
2157. Amy, it's time to move on.
Copy !req
2158. What can I do to help?
Copy !req
2159. I need some time to think.
Copy !req
2160. That's the last
thing you need.
Copy !req
2161. Desi...
Copy !req
2162. Twenty years,
you have kept me dangling.
Copy !req
2163. Finally, last night, you came
to me, and you chose me.
Copy !req
2164. Follow that instinct.
Copy !req
2165. Don't trust the instinct that
left you beaten and homeless...
Copy !req
2166. sleeping in your car,
fearing for your life.
Copy !req
2167. I'm not gonna
force myself on you.
Copy !req
2168. I understand what
you're saying, Desi.
Copy !req
2169. I do.
Copy !req
2170. I've been so mistreated
for so long.
Copy !req
2171. I've forgotten how to behave.
Copy !req
2172. I'll move in here
tomorrow...
Copy !req
2173. and we'll work
it out together.
Copy !req
2174. I just want you
to be you again.
Copy !req
2175. They only took
Margo to fuck with you.
Copy !req
2176. She's not spending another
fucking second in there.
Copy !req
2177. I'm gonna go in, and I'm
gonna tell them everything.
Copy !req
2178. What?
Copy !req
2179. We tell Boney very little.
Copy !req
2180. Without a body,
without a murder weapon...
Copy !req
2181. their only hope
is a confession.
Copy !req
2182. So, you let them
do all the talking.
Copy !req
2183. That way, we can
jump-start your defense.
Copy !req
2184. The truth is my defense.
Copy !req
2185. Recognize these?
Copy !req
2186. Yes. It's Amy's
anniversary present to me.
Copy !req
2187. Was that how she told you
she was pregnant, Nick?
Copy !req
2188. Mommy, Daddy, baby,
and that made you real mad?
Copy !req
2189. No.
Copy !req
2190. Recognize this? Never seen
that before in my life.
Copy !req
2191. It's Amy's diary.
We found this at
your father's house.
Copy !req
2192. Is this your
wife's handwriting?
Copy !req
2193. He's not a handwriting ex...
Looks like it.
Copy !req
2194. Our experts
thought so, too.
Copy !req
2195. Do you wanna play
a little true or false?
Copy !req
2196. Sure.
Copy !req
2197. "And then he brushes
the sugar off my lips
so he can taste me."
Copy !req
2198. Yeah, that's true.
Copy !req
2199. You thought
quinoa was a fish?
Copy !req
2200. That is also true, yes.
Copy !req
2201. She wanted to get pregnant,
you assaulted her.
Copy !req
2202. I hit her?
No, never happened.
Copy !req
2203. "Pushed," it says "pushed."
Absolutely not.
Copy !req
2204. I never touched her.
Copy !req
2205. She tried to buy a gun.
Copy !req
2206. I doubt that,
but I don't know.
Copy !req
2207. Shall I read the last entry?
Copy !req
2208. Sure.
Copy !req
2209. "This man may kill me."
Copy !req
2210. In her own words,
"This man may kill me."
Copy !req
2211. It's kind of
a convenient end note.
Copy !req
2212. For future reference...
Copy !req
2213. the truth, you are not
a handwriting expert.
Copy !req
2214. Okay, I know.
Copy !req
2215. Judy's missing handle.
Copy !req
2216. Big as a two-by-four, right?
Big as a club.
Copy !req
2217. We found this day one,
in the fireplace
in your home office.
Copy !req
2218. We didn't know
what the hell it was,
but fire in July?
Copy !req
2219. We bagged it.
Copy !req
2220. I've never seen
that before either.
Copy !req
2221. We just tested it.
Fire doesn't
erase blood, Nick.
Copy !req
2222. So, finally,
Nicholas Dunne...
Copy !req
2223. you're under arrest
for the murder of your wife.
Copy !req
2224. Do not say another word.
Copy !req
2225. What about my side?
Nick!
Copy !req
2226. More coffee?
Copy !req
2227. I'd love it.
Copy !req
2228. Remember that time we skipped
school and drove to the Cape?
Copy !req
2229. Oh, God, yeah.
Lobster right from the ocean.
Copy !req
2230. This reminds me of that.
Copy !req
2231. Never-ending holiday.
Copy !req
2232. You're not bored?
Copy !req
2233. Desi, how could I be bored?
Copy !req
2234. You can discuss
18th-century symphonies...
Copy !req
2235. 19th-century Impressionists,
quote Proust in French.
Copy !req
2236. Nick's idea of culture
was a reality TV marathon...
Copy !req
2237. with one hand
down his boxers.
Copy !req
2238. I really have to get going.
Copy !req
2239. But I will be back
just as soon as I can.
Copy !req
2240. My keys.
Copy !req
2241. Thank you.
Copy !req
2242. Ow!
Copy !req
2243. That's how the kids wear it.
Copy !req
2244. Dunne?
You got one hell of a lawyer.
Copy !req
2245. Hey-
Copy !req
2246. Are you okay?
Copy !req
2247. Yes. Are you?
Copy !req
2248. Yeah.
Copy !req
2249. Let's go.
Copy !req
2250. What does this mean?
Copy !req
2251. Well, you're out on bond.
Copy !req
2252. You can relax at home
while we prep for trial.
Copy !req
2253. Keep your head down.
Copy !req
2254. Tanner, is there
any fucking lead on Amy?
Copy !req
2255. I've got two of
my best guys on it.
Copy !req
2256. She's air.
Copy !req
2257. Come home, Amy.
I dare you.
Copy !req
2258. Mr. Collings is home.
Copy !req
2259. Hello, Mr. Collings.
Copy !req
2260. I've missed you.
Copy !req
2261. I've been thinking...
Copy !req
2262. I don't wanna be without you.
Oh.
Copy !req
2263. Stay with me.
Copy !req
2264. And when all this dies down,
we'll go to Greece,
like you said.
Copy !req
2265. Octopus and Scrabble?
Copy !req
2266. How long do you
think until it's done?
Copy !req
2267. Not long.
Six months for the trial.
Sentencing will be quick.
Copy !req
2268. He'll appeal.
Copy !req
2269. I can watch the rest
overseas.
Copy !req
2270. Go slowly.
Copy !req
2271. But I want it.
Copy !req
2272. Don't rush.
Copy !req
2273. Just do it.
Copy !req
2274. Harder.
Copy !req
2275. You fucking bitch.
Copy !req
2276. Don't you worry,
you're gonna
have lots of babies.
Copy !req
2277. Her wounds are
consistent with rape.
There was semen present.
Copy !req
2278. We'll make sure
it's a match.
Copy !req
2279. Yeah, it'll match.
Copy !req
2280. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
2281. What do you think?
Copy !req
2282. Are we pals again?
Copy !req
2283. Now that I know you didn't
murder your wife, yes.
Copy !req
2284. What do you think?
Copy !req
2285. Kidnapping?
The story's insane.
Copy !req
2286. She's on fairly
heavy painkillers.
Copy !req
2287. It's okay.
I want to help.
Copy !req
2288. Ms. Dunne, I know
what you've been through...
Copy !req
2289. so we'll keep this
very brief.
Copy !req
2290. Can you walk us
through what happened?
Copy !req
2291. That morning,
the doorbell rang.
Copy !req
2292. So normal.
Copy !req
2293. I opened the door.
Copy !req
2294. So strange.
Copy !req
2295. Since high school,
he won't ever go away.
Copy !req
2296. And I've just tried
to be nice to him.
Copy !req
2297. Answer his letters.
Copy !req
2298. Keep him calm.
Copy !req
2299. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
2300. Oh, I've encouraged him.
Copy !req
2301. You can't blame yourself.
Copy !req
2302. He pushed inside.
Copy !req
2303. And he grabbed me.
Copy !req
2304. But I got away,
and ran to the kitchen.
Copy !req
2305. And he clubbed me.
Copy !req
2306. I collapsed.
Copy !req
2307. That club was actually the handle
to a Punch and Judy puppet.
Copy !req
2308. Right.
Copy !req
2309. Treasure hunt.
Copy !req
2310. I'd hidden some
puppets at Go's...
Copy !req
2311. Then how did Desi
have that handle?
Copy !req
2312. I'd just found it.
Copy !req
2313. It must have fallen off.
Copy !req
2314. I...
Copy !req
2315. was holding it
when Desi pushed in.
So, he got it from me.
Copy !req
2316. About that woodshed...
Copy !req
2317. He took me
to his lake house.
Copy !req
2318. Tied me to his bed.
Copy !req
2319. Back to the woodshed
real quick. Real quick.
Copy !req
2320. When you went to place
the puppets there...
Copy !req
2321. did you notice
that it was packed...
Copy !req
2322. Lots of stuff.
Copy !req
2323. Corresponding
to purchases made...
Copy !req
2324. on credit cards in
your husband's name.
Copy !req
2325. Nick and credit cards.
Copy !req
2326. He buys, I nag.
I don't know, probably.
Copy !req
2327. He hid a lot of stuff at Go's.
They're very close.
Copy !req
2328. Now, may I go back to where I
was being held prisoner...
Copy !req
2329. by a man with a history
of mental problems?
Copy !req
2330. Please continue, Ms. Dunne.
Copy !req
2331. Desi assaulted me that night.
Copy !req
2332. Every night.
Copy !req
2333. He tied me up like a dog.
Copy !req
2334. And then, he'd punish me.
Copy !req
2335. Starve me.
Copy !req
2336. Shave me.
Copy !req
2337. Sodomize me.
Copy !req
2338. There were cameras everywhere.
Copy !req
2339. Please find this.
Please find the tapes.
Copy !req
2340. She slit his throat
with a box cutter.
Copy !req
2341. How did she manage to get
a hold of a box cutter...
Copy !req
2342. if he had her tied up
the whole time?
Copy !req
2343. Can't you just be happy
your wife is home and safe?
Copy !req
2344. Amy, we found your diary.
Copy !req
2345. It contains many concerning allegations
of mental and physical abuse.
Copy !req
2346. Well, it's the ugly truth.
Copy !req
2347. Nick didn't want a baby.
Copy !req
2348. He has a temper.
We had money problems.
Copy !req
2349. But I love him.
Copy !req
2350. Then why did you
try to buy a gun?
Copy !req
2351. I'm sorry,
I feel myself fading.
Copy !req
2352. If I could just
clarify one thing...
Copy !req
2353. If this case had been left in
your deeply incompetent hands...
Copy !req
2354. my husband would
be on death row...
Copy !req
2355. and I'd be tied,
still, spread-eagle...
Copy !req
2356. Ms. Dunne,
you've been very brave.
We're finished.
Copy !req
2357. Now, I have to ask you...
Copy !req
2358. do you feel safe going
home with your husband?
Copy !req
2359. We prayed to God, and God
has answered our prayers.
Copy !req
2360. Amy Dunne is home.
Copy !req
2361. Now, I know there are a lot
of questions and concerns...
Copy !req
2362. but for right now,
we wanna sit tight...
Copy !req
2363. and just be
thankful and grateful...
Copy !req
2364. for this miracle
on the Mississippi.
Copy !req
2365. Excuse me.
Excuse us, folks.
Copy !req
2366. We love you, Amy!
Copy !req
2367. All right,
you can stop pretending now.
Copy !req
2368. I'm not pretending.
Copy !req
2369. You were perfect.
Copy !req
2370. The Nick I saw on TV, that's
the Nick I fell in love with.
Copy !req
2371. You do know I was
just telling you...
Copy !req
2372. what you wanted
to hear, right?
Copy !req
2373. That's how well
you know me.
Copy !req
2374. You know me
in your marrow.
Copy !req
2375. Okay-
Copy !req
2376. You need to tell me
exactly what happened.
Copy !req
2377. Take off your clothes.
Copy !req
2378. I need to make sure
you're not wearing a wire.
Copy !req
2379. You killed someone, Amy.
You're a murderer.
Copy !req
2380. I'm a fighter.
Copy !req
2381. I fought my way
back to you.
Copy !req
2382. You killed a guy.
Copy !req
2383. You slashed his throat
with a box cutter.
Copy !req
2384. You went on
national television...
Copy !req
2385. and begged for me
to save your life.
Copy !req
2386. And I obliged.
Copy !req
2387. But I want that Nick.
Copy !req
2388. I'm leaving.
Copy !req
2389. You really think
that's smart?
Copy !req
2390. Shampoo.
Copy !req
2391. Wounded, raped wife
battles her way
back to her husband...
Copy !req
2392. and he deserts her.
Copy !req
2393. They'll destroy you.
Copy !req
2394. Neighbors will shun you.
Copy !req
2395. And I'll make sure
that no one forgets
the pain you caused me.
Copy !req
2396. I don't want anything to do
with your groupies outside.
Copy !req
2397. Once they go...
Copy !req
2398. I go.
Copy !req
2399. Give it the night.
Sleep on it.
Copy !req
2400. Was there ever a baby?
Copy !req
2401. There can be.
Copy !req
2402. Good night.
Copy !req
2403. Hey, Nick!
Copy !req
2404. Hello, handsome.
Copy !req
2405. Crepe?
Copy !req
2406. Sure.
Copy !req
2407. (ON TV)
She was his dream girl.
Copy !req
2408. And when this spoiled, rich,
entitled little boy
couldn't have her...
Copy !req
2409. he took her.
Copy !req
2410. You must be so proud.
Copy !req
2411. It's been four hours.
Copy !req
2412. Nick? Nick? What's next
for you and Amy?
Copy !req
2413. Right now,
it's all about our marriage.
Copy !req
2414. When two people
love each other and
can't make that work...
Copy !req
2415. that's the real tragedy.
Copy !req
2416. Kiss my cheek.
Copy !req
2417. I can't believe
that fucking spider
is America's sweetheart.
Copy !req
2418. She told me
she killed Desi.
Copy !req
2419. Not self-defense.
Murder.
Copy !req
2420. GO: Can't we get a wire?
That's not gonna work.
Copy !req
2421. She told you once before.
Copy !req
2422. Yeah, because she
had me strip naked,
and stand in the shower.
Copy !req
2423. I swear, you two are
the most fucked-up people
I've ever known.
Copy !req
2424. And I specialize
in fucked-up.
Copy !req
2425. You and Amy
under the same roof?
Copy !req
2426. You should pitch that
as reality television.
Copy !req
2427. (ON TV)
Amy Dunne, and
the Miracle on the Mississippi.
Copy !req
2428. Nick and I
have been through
some bad patches.
Copy !req
2429. We've had our dark days.
Copy !req
2430. But we thank you so much...
Copy !req
2431. for supporting us in
our new life together,
for forgiving Nick.
Copy !req
2432. Really, your encouragement
means the world.
Copy !req
2433. Oh, she's good.
Copy !req
2434. Amazing Amy and
the Humbled Husband.
Copy !req
2435. The Real Housewives
of Branson.
Copy !req
2436. Take care of
this guy, will you?
Copy !req
2437. I can't believe
you're just leaving now.
Copy !req
2438. You are not at risk anymore.
Copy !req
2439. I'm the definition
of "at risk."
Copy !req
2440. You got a book deal,
a Lifetime movie,
you franchised The Bar.
Copy !req
2441. You may wanna thank her.
Copy !req
2442. Just don't piss her off.
Copy !req
2443. See you, guys-
Copy !req
2444. Elvis has left Missouri.
Copy !req
2445. She had to have
made a mistake.
Copy !req
2446. We need to
check Amy's story,
piece by piece.
Copy !req
2447. Nick, I can't do anything.
Copy !req
2448. We had the national spotlight
on us, we stained the rug.
Copy !req
2449. The case is with the Feds now,
they're done.
Copy !req
2450. That doesn't mean
you have to be done.
Copy !req
2451. It does.
Copy !req
2452. What are you doing?
Copy !req
2453. Couldn't sleep.
Copy !req
2454. Come on...
Copy !req
2455. let me tuck you back in.
Copy !req
2456. You know you can
sleep with me, right?
Copy !req
2457. Yeah, it's just...
Copy !req
2458. I need more time.
Copy !req
2459. I would never,
ever hurt you.
Copy !req
2460. I do need you
to participate, though.
Copy !req
2461. I need you to do your part.
Copy !req
2462. Okay.
Copy !req
2463. Everything you have heard
about my wife...
Copy !req
2464. is a lie.
Copy !req
2465. She is a calculating,
murderous psychopath.
Copy !req
2466. And I have been complicit...
Copy !req
2467. Nick!
Copy !req
2468. Nick? Breakfast.
Copy !req
2469. Honey?
Copy !req
2470. We should hold hands.
Copy !req
2471. Not the entire time,
but on and off throughout.
Copy !req
2472. "So, Nick, how does it feel
to have your wife back?"
Copy !req
2473. "It's fantastic.
Copy !req
2474. "How many people
are lucky enough...
Copy !req
2475. "to get a second
chance at love?"
Copy !req
2476. "Fantastic" is
a little flippant.
Copy !req
2477. "Amazing"?
Copy !req
2478. I need you to admit that
you got the credit cards...
Copy !req
2479. and that you hid
all that stuff at Go's
and that you pushed me.
Copy !req
2480. I'm gonna need those
three things to feel safe.
Copy !req
2481. You have to own this, Nick.
Copy !req
2482. Don't worry.
Copy !req
2483. I know exactly what to say.
Copy !req
2484. Nick.
Copy !req
2485. What a beautiful home.
Copy !req
2486. I so appreciate
you giving us this time, Nick.
Copy !req
2487. You went on
national television...
Copy !req
2488. and told people that
I murdered my wife.
Copy !req
2489. I go where the story goes.
Copy !req
2490. You implied that I
had carnal relations
with my sister.
Copy !req
2491. I didn't use the "I" word.
I said you two were
"extremely close."
Copy !req
2492. You and a panel of nitwits
diagnosed me as a sociopath.
Copy !req
2493. Ice-breaker.
Copy !req
2494. To go with your robot dog.
Copy !req
2495. I'll go find Amy.
Copy !req
2496. She's downstairs.
Copy !req
2497. What is it?
It's for you.
Copy !req
2498. Open it.
Copy !req
2499. I don't need any
more gifts from you.
Copy !req
2500. Open it.
Copy !req
2501. I didn't touch you.
Copy !req
2502. You didn't need to.
Copy !req
2503. Bullshit.
That notice of disposal.
Copy !req
2504. I have that.
You threw it out.
Copy !req
2505. The notice, yes.
Copy !req
2506. I want a blood test.
Copy !req
2507. I want a paternity test.
Copy !req
2508. I love tests.
Copy !req
2509. You can teach those people
to hate me all you want.
Copy !req
2510. I don't care.
I am leaving you.
Copy !req
2511. I won't have to teach
your child to hate you.
Copy !req
2512. He'll do that
all by himself.
Copy !req
2513. You fucking cunt!
Copy !req
2514. I'm the cunt you married.
Copy !req
2515. The only time you
liked yourself...
Copy !req
2516. was when you were
trying to be someone
this cunt might like.
Copy !req
2517. I'm not a quitter.
I'm that cunt.
Copy !req
2518. I've killed for you.
Who else can say that?
Copy !req
2519. You think you would be happy
with a nice Midwestern girl?
Copy !req
2520. No way, baby. I'm it.
Copy !req
2521. Look, you're delusional.
You're insane.
Copy !req
2522. Why would you
even want this?
Copy !req
2523. Yes, I loved you.
Copy !req
2524. And then all we did
was resent each other,
and try to control each other.
Copy !req
2525. And cause each other pain.
Copy !req
2526. That's marriage.
Copy !req
2527. Now, I'm getting ready.
Copy !req
2528. GO: I can't watch you
play house with that thing
for the next 18 years.
Copy !req
2529. I can't just walk away.
Copy !req
2530. You could get custody.
Copy !req
2531. No, I won't.
And you know it.
Copy !req
2532. It's gonna be my child.
I'm not gonna leave it.
Copy !req
2533. You wanna stay.
Copy !req
2534. I have a responsibility.
It's not about
what I want anymore.
Copy !req
2535. You wanna stay with her.
Copy !req
2536. You're breaking
my heart.
Copy !req
2537. Go, you're my voice
of reason.
Copy !req
2538. I need you with me on this.
Copy !req
2539. Of course I'm with you.
Copy !req
2540. I was with you
before we were even born.
Copy !req
2541. We've been
through the darkness.
Copy !req
2542. We've come out, united.
Copy !req
2543. We communicate.
Copy !req
2544. We're honest
with each other.
Copy !req
2545. Right?
Copy !req
2546. We're partners in crime.
Copy !req
2547. And?
Copy !req
2548. And?
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2549. We're gonna be parents.
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2550. Oh, my goodness!
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2551. Oh, how exciting!
Thank you.
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2552. "What are you thinking?"
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2553. "How are you feeling?"
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2554. "What have we
done to each other?"
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2555. "What Will We do?"
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