GOAT (2026)

1. Roots run deep.

2. Roots run deep.

3. Roots run deep.

4. Roots run deep.

5. Roots run deep.

6. Roots run deep.

7. Roots run deep.

8. Roots run deep.

9. Roots run deep.

10. Roots run deep.

11. - Will! - Come on, Mom. We're almost there.

12. - Will! You're so fast. - Mom, there it is.

13. I can't keep up. You need to be in the Olympics.

14. Let's go, Mom. We're so close.

15. Thank you for taking me to see Jett's new billboard.

16. - Jett's huge! - Will, say "cheese."

17. - Will for three. - Ah, ah, ah.

18. Okay, boy, don't be doing all of that now.

19. All right. Guess it's time to go.

20. You have to go to work, right?

21. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One second.

22. Wait, turn it around.

23. I got it! There we go. Okay.

24. How about you and I

25. watch the Thorns from inside the stadium?

26. 'Cause I'm taking my baby

27. to see his very first, yep, roarball game!

28. What?

29. Is this for real?

30. I mean... unless you're busy?

31. Oh, baby.

32. - Aw, it's okay. - Thank you.

33. Thank you so much. I love you, Mom.

34. I love you too, Will.

35. Let's go, Mom. Come on.

36. - Roots run deep. - Yeah, let's go!

37. Oh. It's right here. Right here. Come on.

38. Mom, stop it.

39. Whoo! Let's go!

40. Whoo! Let's go!

41. Welcome to the Greenhouse!

42. It's starting!

43. Are you ready?

44. - Who is the GOAT? - Who is the GOAT?

45. - Who's the GOAT? - Who's the GOAT?

46. Who is truly the GOAT?

47. Introducing Vineland's very own,

48. the hometown hero, a five-time all-star,

49. Jett Fillmore.

50. Yeah! Let's go, Vineland.

51. Let's go, Jett!

52. Having a good time, Will? Baby?

53. That's gonna be me, Mom.

54. When I get big,

55. I'm gonna be just like her.

56. One... Yeah!

57. It's the power of the mind. Your body's not tired.

58. You can take a break. Don't take a break.

59. You got this.

60. Keep pushing.

61. - Keep pushing.

62. I'm okay!

63. Hey, Will. Are you working out?

64. Hey, Theo. You know it.

65. Jett Fillmore doesn't take a day off, and neither do I.

66. My dad said you can't play roarball

67. 'cause you're too small.

68. Everyone says that, Theo.

69. When I'm on the Thorns,

70. you'll be courtside, my bro-dent.

71. Heck, yeah.

72. Go, Thorns!

73. No rest for the ballers.

74. Hey! Will!

75. I hope you're not trying to sneak out...

76. without paying your rent.

77. Ooh. Yeah. Um...

78. I'll get it to you as soon as you,

79. uh, fix those holes in the ceiling.

80. What holes?

81. Gotta go to work. Catch you later, Frank.

82. Will!

83. Good morning, Vineland!

84. Whoever said that, be quiet, please.

85. Roots run deep!

86. Roots run deep!

87. Welcome back.

88. Tonight, it's Jett Fillmore, the vet,

89. taking on Mane Attraction, the champ.

90. The GOAT debate starts here.

91. Thorns versus Magma.

92. Go Magma!

93. Go Shivers!

94. Yeah, go whoever is playing the Thorns. I-I don't care.

95. Gerald!

96. I'm gonna kick you out

97. if you keep wearing the other teams' jerseys.

98. Carol, I'm the ultimate hater.

99. No pie for you.

100. Sheep. She took my pie.

101. The Thorns have broken his heart one too many times.

102. This is Vineland, Gerald.

103. We never give up. We've always got hope.

104. The Thorns, they just need to draft your boy.

105. I'll turn things around real quick.

106. So, they're drafting delivery goats now?

107. I need one to deliver food.

108. Ooh! About that, Ms. Carol, uh, can I get a raise?

109. You want a raise?

110. Tell the Thorns to win a few games

111. so we can get the crowds back in here.

112. I remember when Jett was a rookie.

113. This place used to be full.

114. Before we realized she was never gonna win us a Claw?

115. Uh, Carol, can I have my pie back, please?

116. Keep talking. I'll cut you off from ice cream too.

117. - Be careful with these. - Oh. Got it.

118. Oh. Moe needs more coffee,

119. and the out-of-towners, they want their check.

120. How do you always do that? Freaks me out every time.

121. Hey, I'm a goat. I see everything.

122. - Pass it, Will. - Okay!

123. - Hey, guys. - Got it! See you later, Will!

124. Thorns are already down by 20.

125. Oh, come on.

126. Up here.

127. All right. Let's do this.

128. - Thank you. - I got you.

129. Step back. Yes!

130. - Thank you. - Thank you.

131. - Thank you. - Thank you.

132. - Here you go. - Appreciate you.

133. My mammal. Finally, bro.

134. Chill, Daryl. You ordered a water.

135. Water is food too, bro.

136. So, Hannah, how's Jett doing?

137. Mane's kind of working Jett tonight.

138. I hate to say it, she might be washed.

139. You serious? Jett can handle that one-trick pony.

140. Um, is his one trick being the best at roarball?

141. He's got the shooting, the passing...

142. Picture-perfect pecs.

143. Luxurious locks.

144. Mane is pretty much him.

145. - Oh, my!

146. - Mane Attraction just put... - On her head!

147. the former number-one pick, Olivia Burke...

148. - That's not good. - ... on a poster.

149. No way.

150. Oh, there's already memes?

151. Oh, "poster child"? Now, that's rough.

152. Yeah, that was so not cool.

153. All right. I'm out.

154. I'm gonna go train at the Cage.

155. What? You're not gonna watch the game with us?

156. Nah, I gotta go while the Cage is empty,

157. 'cause after the game, you know it's gonna fill up.

158. Do not let Grizz catch you.

159. Oh, I won't.

160. Roots run deep. Roots run deep.

161. Step back. Jett!

162. The crowd goes wild.

163. Another one.

164. With only five seconds left, the ball goes to Harris.

165. He's all alone.

166. Three, two, one...

167. What's going on here, folks?

168. They're resetting the clock?

169. Don't question it.

170. He's got time for one more shot.

171. Three, two, one...

172. Roots run deep. Roots run deep. Roots run deep.

173. Roots run deep.

174. One day, baby. One day.

175. Get that weak sauce up out of here.

176. Yo, what's your problem, Grizz?

177. Every day you're here.

178. Every day I gotta kick you out.

179. I mean, what are the rules, y'all?

180. Smalls can't ball.

181. First off, I'm not a small. I'm a medium.

182. What? Medium fries?

183. You will never make it into Roar.

184. I mean, come on. Let me run.

185. I'm better than half of y'all anyways.

186. Let me show you what I got.

187. Ball me.

188. Only thing you're running is off this court.

189. Now get out of here.

190. Whatever.

191. Good night, Shirley. You're in my house now.

192. And that's the game.

193. Thorns lose by 26.

194. Clock's ticking, Jett.

195. Jett, Jett, Jett, hey, can you sign this for me?

196. Of course. Anything for a fan.

197. There you go, kid.

198. Thanks, Jett.

199. Why can't you win a championship?

200. Retire already!

201. Jett, could we take a photo?

202. Jett, third loss in a row.

203. - How does it feel? - Flo? Where's Flo?

204. - When are we gonna stop sucking? - Flo!

205. Hey. Flo?

206. Who's seen Flo?

207. Hey, there, grumpy cat.

208. How'd the game end?

209. I stopped watching

210. and punched myself in the face instead.

211. You think this is funny?

212. You're the team owner, Flo.

213. How am I supposed to win

214. when you've got me surrounded by head cases and has-beens?

215. Hey, I'm working on it.

216. We don't even have a sixth player, Flo,

217. but you got your hooves done.

218. Listen here, Jett, free agents aren't free. Okay?

219. So unless you have a sixth player in mind

220. who can fill an arena

221. and doesn't want a big, fat check,

222. I'm gonna get back to my mud bath, okay?

223. Oh, that is hogwash.

224. It's your job to figure it out.

225. Trade players, sell the team...

226. I don't care what you got to do. Just do it. Now.

227. Careful what you wish for, Jett.

228. He's fine.

229. Hey, I'm driving here. Get out of the road, you medium.

230. Keep it down. Why are you so loud?

231. Hello, William.

232. Hey, Frank. How are you?

233. Would you happen to have that rent?

234. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. Right.

235. Frank, I got you. It's all right here.

236. I meant to give it to you today actually.

237. 22, 23...

238. This is not actual money, this piece of paper.

239. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

240. What about last month's and the month before?

241. Frank, it's me. Come on.

242. I just need a little more time.

243. You had time, Will.

244. I got mouths to feed.

245. I don't need one more.

246. - Hey, Will. - Hey, Will.

247. - Hey, Will. - Hey, Will.

248. - Hey, guys. - Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

249. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

250. Y'all are still awake?

251. - Hey, Will. - Oh, what's up, Theo?

252. Did they let you play at the Cage today?

253. You know me. I'm working on it.

254. That's a lot of kids.

255. Indeed it is.

256. I'm sorry, kiddo.

257. Look, get me my rent money by tomorrow

258. or I gotta rent the room to somebody else.

259. Capisce?

260. Will, I forgot to tell you—

261. Hey, kids, come on. Get in the tub.

262. Here we go, here we go.

263. Whatever.

264. You need money?

265. Well, you're in luck

266. 'cause you can start earning up to 300 bucks per day.

267. How? By trading crypto on BigBroncoCrypto...

268. Frank, I'm pregnant again.

269. That's amazing, sweetheart.

270. You know, we needed another one of those.

271. Hey, Will...

272. gonna need that rent money.

273. Boom!

274. Check these out.

275. Vineland green, Fillmore Fours, in the flesh.

276. Jett wore these in the Furball game.

277. Normally, these sell for around six...

278. but I'll give it to you

279. for five.

280. No, not the Fours.

281. Oh, I wanted those.

282. But you're broke.

283. But if I had the Fours I wouldn't look it.

284. Ah. Yes. Yes, you would. It's gonna be okay.

285. Pristine upper mesh. Taut laces.

286. Mmm.

287. - Nutty. - Nasty.

288. 250.

289. - Come on. - 250? How dare you.

290. The disrespect.

291. Come on, Will. I can do installments.

292. Yeah, yeah, that's great, Daryl, but my landlord can't.

293. Okay.

294. I can't watch this.

295. So, 400?

296. - 240. - I-It's going down?

297. - 230. - Dang, stop!

298. Please, please!

299. - Yo! - No way!

300. Y'all are not gonna believe this.

301. Mane is at the Cage,

302. and he's taking on all challengers.

303. So, we, uh, doing this or what?

304. Okay, fine.

305. All right. Let's dip.

306. Whoo!

307. Who's got next?

308. Now watch this.

309. Give me that.

310. Garbage.

311. I said, who's got next?

312. I can't hear nothing. Where y'all at?

313. Who got next?

314. Hey, yo. Check ball.

315. Yeah!

316. Get him, Grizz!

317. Got a piece of flaming garbage over here.

318. Touch me. Touch me.

319. Yeah!

320. Get lost, Mane, you're a bum.

321. Seriously? You mean to tell me this is the best Vineland's got?

322. I thought the Cage is where roarball was born.

323. I guess this town's only as weak as its greatest player.

324. Hey, where she at?

325. If Jett's nowhere to be found, then somebody gotta answer me.

326. - Who's got next? - I got next.

327. Who said that?

328. Hey!

329. Nobody talks about Jett and Vineland like that.

330. Excuse me. Pardon. Hey, move out the way.

331. I got next.

332. Check up.

333. Wait, wait, a goat?

334. Thank you for the laugh, little dude,

335. but, uh, why don't you just run on back

336. to the kiddie pool or something.

337. Get you an ice cream.

338. But, seriously, any takers?

339. Even if I put money on it?

340. First the shoes, now your rent money?

341. Yes, Will. Commit.

342. Oh, Mane, what are you gonna do now?

343. Where's all the big talk now, Mane?

344. Let's go, Vineland!

345. Oh. So this is all the great Vineland has to offer?

346. A goat and some spare change?

347. But you know what?

348. Mane doesn't duck smoke so check up.

349. Let's do it.

350. Everything counts as one.

351. First to three.

352. Your ball.

353. - Oh, snap! - That's one.

354. I'd fight a big for that.

355. Oh. So you do know how to pass.

356. You gonna guard me from all the way out there?

357. Let's go.

358. Come on.

359. When I get that ball, it's over.

360. Whoa!

361. You got owned by a goat!

362. - Oh, shoot! - Hey!

363. This goat out here!

364. This dude's eating beans!

365. All right. Let's get serious.

366. Looks like you're gonna make me take my chains off.

367. Yeah, man. Take it all off.

368. Oh, okay. I see.

369. You're an outside shooter, huh?

370. Now get past me.

371. Oh.

372. Now we playing for real.

373. This is how it feel in the league.

374. This is my house.

375. You're mine now.

376. Boom!

377. Boom shakalaka!

378. Ooh.

379. Fool, I wasn't helping you up.

380. I just wanted my cash.

381. Thanks.

382. - Hey! We got goat money.

383. That wasn't bad.

384. Everyone didn't have their phones out for that long.

385. Right, Daryl?

386. Yes, they did.

387. Come on. Come on.

388. What?

389. I respect that.

390. Hey, Will.

391. Will, uh, I'm really sorry about my dad.

392. But I want you to know I believe in you.

393. Oh! Oh!

394. And I made you a sandwich. Catch!

395. Oops. Airball.

396. Sorry about that.

397. Don't even worry about it.

398. I'll still see you at the Greenhouse

399. when you're playing for the Thorns!

400. - Thanks, Theo. - Good luck!

401. Yo, I told you that video was crazy.

402. Yeah, that dude was guzzling.

403. - Yo! What's up, my mammal? - Hey.

404. - Oh, hey. - There he is.

405. Thanks for letting me crash at your place.

406. You brought your stuff? Hey, throw it on the pile.

407. Still haven't cleaned.

408. Okay, just pick a pile. They're all filthy.

409. Now quit your yapping and come check out

410. what I've been cooking up.

411. Will wins!

412. Oh, you like that?

413. Come on, this is gonna go viral.

414. You broke his ankles.

415. Yeah, and he broke my horn.

416. Ugh. Will, look,

417. you wanted footage of you playing against bigs.

418. And you just went up against

419. the biggest, baddest in all of roarball.

420. - Yep, yep. Facts. - You did that, Will.

421. Okay.

422. Well, I'm just gonna make this one live

423. 'cause I think Daryl just farted. Ugh.

424. I'll see you both later.

425. - I got a date. Need to shave. - Ooh!

426. With who?

427. Oh, I didn't tell you? Your mom.

428. Oh, shoot.

429. Yeah, she got you, bro.

430. Okay, okay. Wasn't even funny.

431. Hey, bro. Wanna play some Roar 2K?

432. Nah, think I'm good.

433. Should probably call it a night, you know?

434. No, sure thing. Yeah, make yourself comfortable.

435. I'm gonna get on these sticks.

436. Hello!

437. Okay.

438. Ugh.

439. It's him, look.

440. Look, it's totally him!

441. Hey! What's up, buddy?

442. Hey, Will.

443. - Hey, Will. - Hi, anonymous animal.

444. Look, Mom. It's Will.

445. - I'm sorry. - That's okay. It's okay.

446. Yo, who is the clown that parked like that outside?

447. Everybody good?

448. Why are y'all not blinking?

449. That's me, sweetheart. I'm the clown.

450. You're Florence Everson!

451. You're the owner of the Thorns!

452. You can ignore all the voicemails, Mr. Harris.

453. It looks like I found you myself.

454. She's been waiting for you.

455. Without ordering anything.

456. Sit.

457. You had quite the game yesterday.

458. You broke Mane's ankles so hard,

459. I thought they were gonna have to put him down!

460. And the Internet just loved it.

461. - They love you.

462. Yo! That's crazy!

463. Oh, it gets crazier.

464. Will, maybe you haven't noticed, but the team is awful.

465. Oh, no. We trash.

466. We have the league's best player

467. and no path to the Claw, again...

468. Small to small,

469. I believe you are exactly

470. what Jett and this team needs right now.

471. Goat, sure.

472. But I think you might be a two-horned unicorn.

473. - Really? - Yeah.

474. - I'd like to make you an offer.

475. We need a sixth player

476. to join the Thorns for the back half of the season.

477. Oh, my gosh.

478. Is it really— Is it finally happening?

479. I just need you to sign here, some initials here,

480. and you're officially a Thorn.

481. And, uh, Jett. She signed off on this?

482. In many ways, it was her idea. Yeah.

483. So what's it gonna be?

484. Play for Vineland, or stay here and bus my table?

485. Pen. Pen! Pen. Someone give me a pen!

486. I don't have a— Ow!

487. Thank you.

488. Where there's a Will, there's a way.

489. Oh, congratulations, sweetie. We're so proud of you.

490. Will! Will! Will! Will! Will!

491. I cannot believe it!

492. I'm gonna be a Vineland Thorn!

493. - Breaking news! - You're not gonna believe it!

494. - Will, it went viral! - It certainly did.

495. I'm so excited, Will.

496. Who's the fancy pig?

497. I hate this town.

498. Oh. It hurts. It hurts.

499. Welcome to the Roar Roundup.

500. I'm two-time champion, Chuck,

501. alongside my cohost, itty-bitty-bitey-buddy,

502. - Rusty. - Rusty!

503. I can't wait till they put you out to pasture, Chuck.

504. That's good.

505. Well, but back to the question we ask every season.

506. Can you be the GOAT without winning a championship?

507. Uh, yeah.

508. - Claws make careers. - What is that?

509. - You don't say! - Nuh-uh.

510. I feel for Fillmore. She's always been a great player,

511. but Father Time catches up with everyone.

512. Without me, they wouldn't have anything to talk about.

513. All stats, no Claws.

514. But you can't put all the blame on her.

515. Anyone who's watched this team

516. and thinks Jett's the biggest problem is blind as a—

517. Blind as a what, Chuck? Say it. Blind as a what?

518. I am the all-time leading scorer in Roar history.

519. Speaking of the Thorns,

520. we've got some breaking news, Chuck!

521. The Vineland Thorns have finally signed a sixth player.

522. Looks like they're finally getting Jett some help.

523. Yes! A crocodile?

524. No, no, no, no. Bigger. A gorilla?

525. We go now to owner Florence Everson...

526. That's what I'm talking about.

527. with an exclusive interview.

528. We signed roarball's first small.

529. A small what?

530. We got a little...

531. A little, uh, what?

532. - ... teeny... - A what now?

533. - ... tiny... - Come again.

534. goat.

535. A goat?

536. Oh, not again.

537. Florence Marjorie Everson!

538. You're signing a goat? Have you lost your mind?

539. Okay. Excuse me.

540. You're the one who asked for a team who could win the Claw

541. and you didn't care how. Remember?

542. Well, I care about this.

543. I can't play with a goat.

544. He's an embarrassment to the team.

545. He's an embarrassment to the city. He's a—

546. Uh... He's sitting right there.

547. Hey!

548. You gotta be kidding me.

549. I couldn't even see him in the chair, Flo.

550. How am I supposed to see him on the court?

551. I'll be the goat in the Thorns jersey.

552. You feel me?

553. Uh-huh.

554. Look away, Flo. I'm just gonna eat him.

555. Yeah, I'm gonna eat him with a side of ranch dressing,

556. and we're gonna act like none of this happened.

557. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I do not taste good.

558. I-I thought you said she knew.

559. It's my job to bend the truth, Will. Come on.

560. It's also my job to play the long game.

561. This is generating more attention

562. than we have had in years.

563. You don't want him on the court, that's your call.

564. But he stays on the roster.

565. Oh, you must have lost your mind.

566. Put your paw down.

567. You should be elated.

568. The stars have aligned perfectly

569. because the press is dying to meet Will.

570. Will, down. Get down.

571. Oh, okay.

572. And I want you to introduce him.

573. - No. Not happening. - Yes, you are.

574. They're actually waiting for you right downstairs.

575. So keep them tails up high, yes?

576. Big smiles! Love you both! Now get out!

577. Jett, hey.

578. I just wanted you to know, this is my dream come true.

579. I mean, to play with you, like, my favorite player of all time.

580. I know I'm not what you expected,

581. but I've spent my whole life training for this moment.

582. And if you just give me a sho—

583. Look, kid. I saw your little viral video.

584. Mane baked you like a birthday cake.

585. Yeah, yeah, no. I'm gonna enjoy

586. watching the piranhas eat you alive.

587. - Jett! Over here! Jett! - Hey, Jett! Over here!

588. - Will! Will! - Will, over here!

589. - Will! - Will, over here!

590. - Will, over here! - Will, Will, Will!

591. Let's get started. Hardest questions first.

592. Do you think going viral in a playground entitles you

593. to play professional roarball?

594. Do you worry you'll let other smalls down?

595. Aren't you just a shameless publicity stunt

596. to distract from another Thorns losing season?

597. Are you actually a goat?

598. Don't you just kinda suck?

599. I... Sorry. Can— Can you repeat the question?

600. Hey, hey. One at a time, y'all.

601. This boy is not even media trained, okay?

602. So, Will. How does it feel to be the first small ever

603. to sign a professional roarball contract?

604. Uh, to be honest with you, it's all kinda surreal.

605. I mean, last night I was fighting off roaches

606. at my best friend's crib...

607. and now I'm playing for the Thorns.

608. You shouldn't have said that.

609. Will, we are getting word that the roach community

610. was pretty offended by your last comment.

611. Would you care to issue an apology?

612. Oh, gosh. No, no, no, no. That's not what I meant.

613. - I love roaches. - Lies.

614. Can we, uh, move on to the next question?

615. Up here.

616. So, Will, you're not at all concerned about being hurt?

617. Roarball takes its toll on the toughest of bigs.

618. I imagine for a small,

619. it could be fatal.

620. - Uh, well... - No, no. Will knows the risks.

621. Could he be clobbered? Possibly.

622. Crushed? Perhaps.

623. Killed? Probably.

624. But that's how much he loves the game.

625. - He'd die for it.

626. - Right, Will? - Right.

627. What about Mane?

628. Are you worried about a rematch down the line?

629. No. No way.

630. We call this dude the horse whisperer,

631. 'cause he broke that bronco's back, okay?

632. You know what he was telling me earlier?

633. He's got a nickname for Mane.

634. He calls him "My Little Pony."

635. - Don't you? - No, I didn't say that.

636. - You do. - I did not say that.

637. And he also said that Mane definitely ain't the GOAT,

638. and his hair is wack, too, which I also agree with.

639. Oh, he's dead.

640. - Why are you doing this to me? - Last question.

641. Uh, this one's for Jett. You're in year fifteen.

642. The team's bringing on a goat to solve its problems.

643. Do you ever wonder if it's time to hang it up?

644. I'm not hanging up anything, okay?

645. I feel great right now,

646. playing some of the best ball of my career.

647. And please, I've played with every mutt

648. this league has to offer.

649. My only concern is going out there

650. and doing what I gotta do to win the Claw,

651. and nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna get in the way of that.

652. Thank you. Bagels on the third floor.

653. Jett, over here!

654. Yeah. Uh, cool.

655. Will!

656. Do you have any comment?

657. I can— Okay, thank you.

658. Bye.

659. Coach Dennis, how do you plan

660. on utilizing the goat in the rotation?

661. That's a great question. Well—

662. Dennis, he's all yours.

663. Hey, Jett, you got a second?

664. I just wanted to go over these new plays.

665. You heard me. Uh, we'll do it later.

666. How you doing, kid? Dennis Cooper.

667. Pleased to meet you.

668. Oh, I know you, Coach Dennis. It's an honor.

669. Coach is a strong word.

670. I'm more of an underpaid clipboard stand.

671. Whee!

672. But I keep trying.

673. Uh, let's get you suited up for the game.

674. I'm ready to play.

675. Play? I... That's cute. No.

676. - What? - Nothing.

677. And here we are.

678. No way. The Thorns locker room?

679. Yes!

680. Get dressed and come meet the team.

681. Yes, yes, yes, yes!

682. This is crazy!

683. Yo! My name. On a Thorns jersey.

684. Oh, wait. Fillmore 13's?

685. Not bad.

686. Right?

687. It's game night.

688. Welcome back to Regionally Organized Animal Roarball.

689. The sport with the wildest courts.

690. Stalactites.

691. Sandstorms.

692. Cliffs.

693. Ice.

694. Fire. And vines!

695. Tonight, we're at the Greenhouse,

696. and the stadium is rocking

697. for the first of three straight home games.

698. And no surprise, the smalls have shown up big

699. - for Vineland's newest Thorn.

700. The Canoodle Cam is on patrol!

701. Somebunny's in love!

702. Looks like they're necking!

703. "Polly want a cracker?" Am I right, up-Chuck?

704. Oh, you caught it!

705. I'm a genius.

706. Okay, Olivia. Clear your mind.

707. I am in control.

708. I know who I am. I am good enough.

709. I do not care about the opinions of others.

710. I do not care what they're saying about me online,

711. right now, across multiple platforms which I could check,

712. just to see what they're saying.

713. Phone! Phone. Does anyone have a phone?

714. You're not even in uniform!

715. Ha! It's tear-away.

716. - Oh, Lenny. - We're gonna get you!

717. - Daddy's a yeti!

718. Listen. I celebrate your creativity with the foam,

719. but it's not okay to shoot Daddy in the face, okay? Great.

720. Cute kids.

721. Yeah, I know. Right?

722. Don't look now, but there's a baby goat walking towards us

723. with a weird smile on his face.

724. Uh, I'm Will Harris.

725. Ready to help the team win however I can.

726. - Oh, look, a pre-game snack.

727. Let me just unhinge my jaw.

728. Please, please! No! Don't eat me! Don't eat me!

729. - It's the viral kid! - He's sick?

730. No, he went viral.

731. Weird. I like it. Come. Dance.

732. We're not doing your little dance, Modo.

733. I kinda like it.

734. Uh, what's with the egg?

735. Don't let them control you.

736. Roots run deep.

737. Roots run deep.

738. Roots run deep.

739. It's really loud in here, right?

740. Hey, Jett? Do you think I'll get some playing time tonight?

741. Introducing your newest Thorn.

742. Coming in at a hot 5'7"...

743. from South Vineland,

744. the Mane-slayer himself, Will Harris!

745. Where'd he go? I can't see him.

746. Will history be made tonight,

747. or will he follow in your underwhelming footsteps, Chuck?

748. You suck, Rusty. And yes, that was a bat joke.

749. - Yeah! Let's go, Will! - Yeah, Will!

750. That's Will, right? He kind of looks like a gerbil.

751. Do you think Will's gonna play?

752. I hope not, or we're gonna watch that kid die on live TV.

753. Gerald!

754. - Great! Yes! There it is! - Let's go, baby! Keep it up!

755. Hey, Coach, when do you think I might get in?

756. - Just study the playbook, kid. - End his bloodline!

757. Oh, story time?

758. Yeah. Bring it in. Once, there was a play called Eagle 24.

759. Oh, I like this one.

760. Anyone tired? I could sub in.

761. - I could take a break. - No.

762. He's gonna be playing in the next game. Trust me.

763. We need a bucket here.

764. Modo, hang out on the perimeter. Space the floor.

765. Do your thing.

766. I always do.

767. Ball! Ball!

768. Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!

769. Ball! Ball!

770. Hey, I actually noticed that the moose always drives right,

771. so if you just shift the defense a li—

772. Who wants an acacia leaf break?

773. Ooh, ooh. I do!

774. Tomorrow, history will be made...

775. and I mean it this time.

776. Shake it off, Archie!

777. I got water, towels, emotional support.

778. I'm covered.

779. Three tough losses in a row for the Vineland Thorns.

780. And now they'll hit the road with a goat

781. who's yet to see a dime of playing time.

782. Ouch. Ooh.

783. No days off, am I right?

784. No, no, no. Nope.

785. This is a private practice session.

786. Hey, watch this. From the logo. Nothing but net.

787. Hmm. Lucky shot.

788. Hmm. Maybe.

789. Bank shot.

790. Should I play the lottery?

791. I'm feeling good today.

792. Why are you here, kid?

793. I want some playing time.

794. Not happening.

795. Let's shoot for it.

796. Or are you scared you're gonna lose to a goat?

797. All right. Bet.

798. Top of the stands, hook shot off the glass,

799. spin around the rim, in.

800. Jett from downtown. Did it.

801. Easy.

802. Through the vines, in.

803. Hot paws over here.

804. - Yeah, baby!

805. What else you got?

806. Off the top,

807. in.

808. Ooh.

809. Whoo-hoo!

810. Hanging from the lights.

811. Easy.

812. Ooh!

813. You are mine now.

814. From the tunnel, over the backboard,

815. nothing but net. All right?

816. If I hit this one,

817. you have to give me playing time. Huh?

818. Okay, yeah. We'll see.

819. Pack it up.

820. Ah. You missed.

821. Come on, we gotta fly. Plane leaves in 30.

822. I really had to hustle back there, but...

823. Yo! What?

824. We're on a PJ?

825. What? Oh, sick.

826. - Are you seeing this? Oh, no. - You got dunked on!

827. Are y'all playing Roar 2K?

828. They've added memes? I mean, why would they do that?

829. It's so disrespectful!

830. Not just to me... but to all birds.

831. Auntie Olivia is not giving bird. Birds fly.

832. Are you broken?

833. Hey, hey, uh,

834. Auntie Olivia has a condition called flightless bird syndrome.

835. Aw. Auntie Olivia can't fly.

836. - But we can! - Oh, no! Not the cockpit!

837. Girls!

838. We're taking over this plane!

839. - Reporting for duty! - No, don't touch that!

840. Ah. At least the bags are comfy.

841. - Hey, Lenny. Is this seat taken? - Yep.

842. - By who? - By me.

843. Ooh, that's good.

844. Are you really trying to body-shame me

845. for needing two seats?

846. Sorry. My bad.

847. Hey, Modo. Is this seat taken?

848. Eh. Technically speaking, nah.

849. What the... Ew.

850. Oh. That's just my skin.

851. I molted.

852. Ugh. Okay. There you go.

853. Jett!

854. Hey.

855. So, you were shooting around with the kid.

856. - Jett! - He's good, huh?

857. My mama could make those shots, okay?

858. Doesn't mean he can play.

859. Hey, Jett!

860. I made it. Huh?

861. Hey, everyone, a round of applause.

862. Will made it.

863. Oh. Spicy.

864. Is following me around being annoying

865. your full-time job, or...

866. You-You-You have to open it.

867. The nuts, they're inside the can.

868. Wait. So the can isn't the food?

869. Mane dropped a...

870. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

871. Mane just dropped a diss track about goat boy!

872. Oh, Olivia, put it on the big screen.

873. - Wait! No, wait. - You got it, Miss Lady Girl.

874. - Modo's still sleeping. - Actually, I'm wide awake.

875. I am here for this. Let's go!

876. - Oh, yeah! Let's hear that one. - Oh, no.

877. Oh, yes.

878. No, please! No, no, no, no.

879. You're not ready.

880. It's Mane season!

881. You know what's in my cup!

882. - Oh, that is a banger!

883. Eh, the lyrics are kinda mid.

884. Yo!

885. It smells so good in here.

886. This... this is where I wanna be at.

887. What is that? I've never... This could be in a room?

888. Yeah, baby! We chilling in a penthouse!

889. We chilling in a penthouse.

890. We chilling in a penthouse. We chilling in a pent...

891. Oh! This is crazy!

892. Hey! Look who it is!

893. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

894. You guys ain't gonna believe this place.

895. Yo, bros, bros. We got a 95-inch TV in the living room.

896. You see that? Aight.

897. TV on the toilet. Even has a remote.

898. Unsanitary, but it's cool.

899. Stop, stop, stop. Bad toilet, bad toilet.

900. And last but not least, TV in the minibar.

901. Ooh!

902. So, what's up with the floor seats?

903. You said courtside?

904. Well...

905. you know, with the way things have been going,

906. if I'm even still on the team in a week,

907. I mean, I'll try to find you some tickets.

908. Are you kidding me, bro?

909. What do you mean,

910. if you're going to be on the team next week?

911. You're on the actual Thorns.

912. Ain't nobody kicking our boy off the team.

913. Nope.

914. All right, that's it. I need to hear it.

915. - Hear what? - Oh, you know what.

916. What? Oh, come on.

917. Do it.

918. Ba.

919. With feeling.

920. What?

921. What is that noise? Give me that!

922. Jett...

923. - Fillmore. - Fillmore.

924. Your head is so green—

925. Some of us have a game to play tomorrow.

926. Keep it down.

927. - Uh, Jett, Jett. - What?

928. Um, I was hoping, up to you,

929. I could get a little playing time? Eh?

930. - Oh, that's all? - Mmm? Mmm?

931. Just a little time on the court?

932. Oh, kiddo. All you had to do was ask.

933. Really?

934. And we're back at the Sunken City Cave,

935. where stalactites are falling from the ceiling,

936. and the Thorns are at risk of

937. falling out of playoff contention.

938. Marshy! Marshy! Marshy!

939. Whoa! Hey!

940. - Foul. Number three, Fillmore. - Are you serious right now?

941. Now you blow the whistle?

942. One more word and it's a technical!

943. Why don't you take that whistle...

944. and stick it right up your cloaca.

945. Did she just say "cloaca"? Can you say that on TV?

946. Well, it's as close as you can get to saying butth—

947. We could've come back!

948. I could have won this one.

949. - Get up. - Oh, no.

950. - This feels bad. - What are you waiting for?

951. O-Oh, my gosh.

952. You're putting me in?

953. You think I want to? I don't have a choice.

954. Otherwise, we forfeit the game.

955. They're putting in Will!

956. - They're putting in Will! - They're putting in Will!

957. What?

958. Hey, it's bedtime. I thought I told you kids to—

959. Things are starting to get ugly for the Thorns.

960. You are the authority on ugly, Chuck!

961. Will, Will, Will, Will, Will.

962. Oh, scoot over. I gotta watch this.

963. Just remember, an opportunity like this is fleeting.

964. But public humiliation, that lives forever.

965. Really? That's your pep talk?

966. What? I... I haven't coached in a while.

967. I'm sorry. I'm a little out of practice.

968. - Who says that? - The whole planet's watching.

969. Oh. That's worse. Don't listen to me.

970. What a beautiful moment.

971. The first small to play in Roar.

972. Yo, are you guarding me or my shoelaces?

973. I knew jerseys shrunk in the wash,

974. but I didn't know the players did too! Aw.

975. You're gonna end up roadkill, kid.

976. Yo, Archie! Pick left!

977. - Switch it up! - Hey, goat, good looking out!

978. Archie with a big block.

979. - I got it. I got it. - And Lenny recovers.

980. Will Harris is heading down the court.

981. Lenny! Hey, hey! I'm over here. I'm open. I'm open.

982. Lenny looking for somebody,

983. - anyone who's not a goat. - Lenny!

984. Nowhere to go but Harris.

985. Lenny really doesn't wanna throw that pass!

986. Let's go!

987. No, no, no, no, no, no.

988. Uh...

989. Shoot it, kid!

990. Will just scored!

991. Will Harris becomes the first small

992. ever to score a point in Roar!

993. Take it back on D.

994. Did he just...

995. - Too easy! - Hey!

996. Did I upset the little goat?

997. Who wants goat tears?

998. What? Oh, come on.

999. Will! Hey, Will! Run Eagle 24.

1000. Thorns! Let's huddle up.

1001. What do we do? W-What are we gonna do?

1002. Coach wants us to run Eagle 24.

1003. - We all know the play? - Uh, no.

1004. - I do. - I've eaten 24 eagles.

1005. - Excuse me, what? - What?

1006. Okay, Lenny. It's just you and me.

1007. I'm feeling something.

1008. I can't even describe it. It's like I'm jittery.

1009. - Yeah. That's adrenaline. - I kind of like it.

1010. Put the ball in play, or I'm calling a delay of game.

1011. Okay. Let's do this.

1012. Run whatever play you want, goat.

1013. I'm locking you down.

1014. Come on, kid.

1015. Will!

1016. Thorns win!

1017. Yeah! We just did that!

1018. - Lenny, yeah! - All right! Yeah!

1019. Smalls in the building!

1020. Harris might be a small, but he came up big!

1021. - Yeah! - Yeah!

1022. Whoo-hoo!

1023. I'm so happy, I could cry.

1024. Come on, Gerald. Let me see it.

1025. Yeah, okay.

1026. Yeah! Let's go!

1027. Oh, yeah!

1028. - Night, night, baby! - No!

1029. - Anxious happy energy! - Yeah!

1030. Anxious happy energy!

1031. Roots run deep! Roots run deep!

1032. What did I tell you? He's got it!

1033. Come on, Jett. We won.

1034. Who wants to throw Dennis?

1035. It's like they say, Chuck.

1036. You mess with the goat,

1037. you get a stalactite to the face.

1038. That's not a catchphrase.

1039. Get off my cloaca, Chuck!

1040. Whatever. Whatever.

1041. I mean, I scored 33, but who's keeping track?

1042. What... Is it lame to search yourself?

1043. It is. I know. I can't help myself.

1044. Yo, goat. Nice work tonight.

1045. You wanna join?

1046. - Who, me? - Come on.

1047. Get to know your teammates a little.

1048. We don't bite.

1049. - Well, Modo does sometimes.

1050. Just get in here.

1051. We're extending an olive branch here.

1052. Well, I am grabbing that olive branch.

1053. All right, ante up. Don't be shy now, rook.

1054. Shy? This kid's got ice in his veins, raining treys.

1055. It was just one trey.

1056. Honestly, when Jett crashed out of the game,

1057. I thought it was over.

1058. Oh, for sure. But the goat came through.

1059. My guy!

1060. I didn't even need my bucket tonight.

1061. This is so cool!

1062. All right. All right. Uh...

1063. Uh, should we ask Jett to play?

1064. Hey! You trying to ruin the one piece of fun we got?

1065. We won without Jett.

1066. I can't believe we're actually talking like this.

1067. She could be listening.

1068. What? Why?

1069. When we win, she likes to be the one that won the win.

1070. She's a winner, and she's going to get us to the playoffs.

1071. We got lucky for one game.

1072. Let's not go mad.

1073. I appreciate the optimism, but look at this team.

1074. We got Coach Dennis at the helm.

1075. I think he dies when he sleeps.

1076. Me? I'm just trying to focus on my sweet baby angels.

1077. Incoming!

1078. We saved your life.

1079. - Oh, my gosh. - Everybody just sees me

1080. as a tall rebound robot.

1081. At a certain point, I just checked out.

1082. I started finding other ways to be creative.

1083. Lenny is a rapper.

1084. Ah, Olivia, stop trying to put me on front street.

1085. You know it's nothing I take too seriously.

1086. Okay, maybe I take it a little seriously.

1087. And I'm a bust. Maybe the biggest in Roar history.

1088. Come on now, Liv. That ain't true.

1089. It is. You can say it.

1090. What else do you call a number one pick

1091. whose biggest claim to fame

1092. is being on someone else's poster?

1093. Olivia?

1094. Listen. Point is, this squad is a bunch of head cases,

1095. has-beens, and whatever the heck Modo is.

1096. Modo is icon.

1097. All right, Care Bear. Bets are in.

1098. What you got?

1099. - I fold. - I fold.

1100. Ah! Uno reverse.

1101. - Uno, Uno, Uno! Uno, Uno, Uno. - Modo. Wrong game!

1102. Yeah, they're the absolute worst.

1103. - Oh. Oh, hi! - Oh, hi, Flo.

1104. - Hey, Flo! - Hi, Flo.

1105. - Hey, boss. - Hi, piglet.

1106. Ugh. Hi, Modo.

1107. Anyways...

1108. Great team win last night.

1109. Socials are blowing up, and I've got some exciting news.

1110. Hey, is Jett there?

1111. - Jett? - What?

1112. - Jett? - What?

1113. - Jett! - What?

1114. Oh, hi. You know that Jett promo tomorrow?

1115. Well, now you're all gonna be in it.

1116. - Oh, yeah. Oh, this is dope.

1117. In Vineland, our roots run deep.

1118. Vineland didn't just invent the game of roarball.

1119. We define it.

1120. No one gets by me in the lane.

1121. I don't play the long game.

1122. I play the tall game.

1123. Can't catch me on a fast break.

1124. I make you feel weird

1125. and you're not sure why.

1126. And I'm the best in the game.

1127. It's the end of one era

1128. and the beginning of another.

1129. It's my time now.

1130. And now, it's time to pass the torch to the new GO—

1131. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. I... This...

1132. - My body is rejecting the word. - Cut!

1133. You know what, let's just take five.

1134. Cut! Jett, baby, what's the problem?

1135. The problem is I'm the GOAT.

1136. I'm not passing the torch

1137. 'cause I'm still playing.

1138. It's just a promo. It's a play on words.

1139. He's a goat but also wants to be the GOAT.

1140. Just say the lines.

1141. Are we all okay with this?

1142. Now, I want to see a show of paws.

1143. Raise 'em up! Who is okay with this?

1144. Oh, everybody? Okay.

1145. Hey, Maximus, let's pick it up from "they define it."

1146. - You got it, boss.

1147. Vineland didn't just

1148. invent the game of roarball.

1149. We define it.

1150. I block every shot.

1151. I'm unstoppable. I think.

1152. And I think there is a power struggle happening.

1153. - The end of one era... - I'm the GOAT.

1154. and the beginning of another that's even better.

1155. It's my time—

1156. - No, it's not. - Cut!

1157. - Just say the line, Jett.

1158. - No! It's not true. - I don't think you understand

1159. the difference between figurative and literal.

1160. It's a double goat meaning.

1161. I don't care. I'm not saying it!

1162. And he's not saying it either!

1163. And y'all don't even think about saying it. Capisce?

1164. Vineland didn't just invent the game of roarball.

1165. We define it.

1166. I just wanna be a good dad.

1167. I just wanna blow minds with sick rhymes.

1168. Whoever memes my beak,

1169. you will be hearing from my lawyer.

1170. I don't even know the rules of roarball.

1171. I'm the GOAT.

1172. Always have been, always will be.

1173. Not some little goat guy.

1174. - It's a single goat meaning. - Cut!

1175. Cut, cut!

1176. Look, since you're not gonna say the line,

1177. why don't you just give us a little "Baa."

1178. Oh, I am not saying that.

1179. Why do I bother you so much?

1180. You just got here, son. Who even are you?

1181. I'm the one who stepped up when you fouled out.

1182. We finally won,

1183. and you weren't even on the court.

1184. Now I feel weird.

1185. Is this how I make everyone feel?

1186. You know what, superstar?

1187. This looks like it's your promo now.

1188. 'Cause I'm out of here. Yeah.

1189. Good luck selling tickets.

1190. Jett! Wait. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to—

1191. I didn't sign up for that, all right?

1192. Come on, Jett, it's just a promo.

1193. It gets fans hyped for our game!

1194. But it's not.

1195. It's how everyone treats me.

1196. They all want me to pass the torch,

1197. but I'm not done!

1198. There she is. Hey, Mom...

1199. I'm still here! I'm still playing!

1200. We're still waiting on that Claw, Fillmore.

1201. You're better off on the bench.

1202. - What? - I love you, Jett!

1203. I just want my car. Where is my driver?

1204. Jett! Over here!

1205. - Follow me. - Jett Fillmore!

1206. Hey, Jett. Why do you not win anymore?

1207. Hey, watch it!

1208. Excuse me.

1209. This way.

1210. Whoa. This kid can move.

1211. I've never broken the law before.

1212. I feel so alive.

1213. I actually paid for both of our rides.

1214. I just wanted to see you sweat.

1215. It was so messed up back there.

1216. I mean, they act like you've been losing forever!

1217. I don't know what's wrong with them,

1218. b-but I remember the Furball game.

1219. That was amazing! You scored 70 points!

1220. Well, you know why they call it the Furball game, right?

1221. Because I choked. I missed the last shot.

1222. We didn't make the Claw.

1223. Ever since then, Vineland's got no love for Jett Fillmore.

1224. No love for Jett Fillmore?

1225. You're seriously gonna listen to a couple of haters?

1226. Where's the lie? Even I get it.

1227. Next stop, Vineland City Center.

1228. Okay. Get up.

1229. We're getting off right here.

1230. Hey, there he is!

1231. Oh.

1232. You come to pick up some extra shifts?

1233. Ah. I see you got jokes.

1234. Come back empty-handed?

1235. You said you'd get me Jett Fillmore's autograph.

1236. Oh, my gosh. It's Jett Fillmore.

1237. What's up, y'all?

1238. Jett said she'd never tried the pie,

1239. so I figured we'd pull up.

1240. This is...

1241. Whoa.

1242. Not bad, huh?

1243. Wait, is that my high school jersey?

1244. Dang, y'all are some crazy stalkers.

1245. What do we have here? No way.

1246. Is that you?

1247. Hey, you wanna meet the others?

1248. My grandpappy came here from afar

1249. to help build the Greenhouse. Yes.

1250. That's little me right there in my diaper.

1251. W-Wow.

1252. We're gonna name our baby after you, Jett!

1253. We're hoping she'll grow up to be just like you.

1254. Aw. Cute egg.

1255. Check this out!

1256. When I move my shoulders, it looks like you're dunking.

1257. Oh... Yeah.

1258. Um... It definitely looks like I am doing something.

1259. Okay, so we're down by two, right?

1260. I'm nauseous.

1261. It's like that every time I go to open my mouth,

1262. it's like... here it comes.

1263. - I can't even see straight. - I knew it! I knew it!

1264. I could tell something was off.

1265. How did you get so sick?

1266. Look, I'm not gonna say it's true,

1267. but I will say the delivery guy was wearing a Magma jersey.

1268. - Coinkydink? You decide.

1269. Drumroll, please.

1270. Right? Right? I told you.

1271. Oh, snap. The Fillmore 1's?

1272. Where did you get these?

1273. A collector never reveals her secrets.

1274. Just kidding.

1275. I got 'em from the store when they came out.

1276. I've been looking everywhere for these.

1277. O-Okay, how much do you want for 'em?

1278. Are you kidding me?

1279. Your money's no good here.

1280. They're your shoe. Just take 'em.

1281. No. No.

1282. Just bring back a Claw.

1283. Deal.

1284. Bye, Jett!

1285. Later, y'all.

1286. How did you know about that spot?

1287. I, uh... I go there for the pie.

1288. It delivers every time.

1289. Oh.

1290. You were the delivery boy.

1291. Yeah, yeah. Was that a little too obvious?

1292. Okay.

1293. I mean...

1294. The real reason I know the diner

1295. is because my mom used to work there.

1296. She was a huge Thorns fan.

1297. - Mom. - That's for every year.

1298. Happy birthday, Will.

1299. Baby, you know you could wish for anything, so dream big.

1300. You're not just going to play roarball.

1301. You're gonna change the game.

1302. Dream big.

1303. Then, she got sick.

1304. And Vineland stepped up for me.

1305. Roarball was where I went to get out of my head

1306. and just... play.

1307. Y-You know?

1308. And everyone thought I was tripping when

1309. I said I wanted to be a roarball player.

1310. Everybody. Except for my mom.

1311. And I want her to be right.

1312. You got a lot of good folks behind you.

1313. So do you.

1314. See you at practice tomorrow.

1315. Hey, yo. It's Mane season.

1316. Oh, no. Here we go.

1317. And you know, man, just at the barbershop

1318. with P-Dogg and Boogie.

1319. Let's get into it.

1320. A lot of naysayers out there, folks,

1321. been talkin' about this big game the goat had.

1322. Puttin' up a whole three points. He's trash.

1323. Thorns are trash! Thorns are trash!

1324. And it ain't just the goat that's wack.

1325. The whole team is cooked!

1326. - They trash. - Mm-mmm.

1327. Someone needs to shut this clown up

1328. once and for all.

1329. Hold up! Looks like we got a special chat request.

1330. It's the grandmama herself, Jett Fillmore.

1331. Yo, yo, yo! Mane is on live with Jett!

1332. What? Let me see that.

1333. No way, bro-dents.

1334. Do you know what? I'm just surprised

1335. you even know how to use your phone

1336. for anything other than

1337. reading a menu with the flashlight.

1338. I'm surprised you can talk with teeth like that.

1339. Your tongue over there lookin' like it's in jail.

1340. "Let me out. Let me out."

1341. Oh!

1342. Jett's got bars.

1343. I've been in the league five years,

1344. already got two Claws.

1345. How many Claws you got?

1346. - Nada. - Ball don't lie. Ball don't lie.

1347. Well, that's about to change.

1348. I don't know if you saw our last game,

1349. but Will is shooting straight fire.

1350. Archie is a beast,

1351. Olivia got her confidence back,

1352. Lenny's a stopper

1353. - and Modo is an icon. - Hey!

1354. The Thorns are about to win our next eight games

1355. and then, yeah, we're coming for the Claw.

1356. Girl, you crazy.

1357. Only thing crazy is that Clydesdale hair

1358. that you got sewn into your head.

1359. Yeah, the textures don't match.

1360. Drag him, Jett.

1361. Oh!

1362. - Textures don't match. - Hey, guys, don't diss the hair.

1363. You know I get sensitive.

1364. - Oh! - Jett!

1365. - Wait till I get off this live. - Hmm.

1366. You know what,

1367. I hope you make a run so I can wreck you,

1368. just like I wrecked that baby goat at the Cage.

1369. Until then, keep Will and the Thorns out your mouth.

1370. These roots run deep!

1371. Fillmore out.

1372. These roots run deep!

1373. Roots run deep! Roots run deep!

1374. Roots run deep!

1375. Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep!

1376. Yeah, mama!

1377. You said some pretty nice stuff about us.

1378. I'm wondering why.

1379. Are you feeling okay?

1380. It's the first time I've been tagged

1381. in something that didn't make me cry.

1382. I don't trust it.

1383. Did you mean it?

1384. Look, I meant every word that I said.

1385. I really do need y'all.

1386. And it's time I finally acknowledged

1387. that I've got some really good folks behind me.

1388. Yeah.

1389. Really?

1390. To show you how serious I am,

1391. I'm ready to shake some things up.

1392. I'm officially naming Dennis

1393. the new head coach of the Thorns.

1394. But I'm already head coach.

1395. I know. But now, it's, like, for real this time.

1396. You're gonna be head coach. Only coach.

1397. The team is yours, Dennis.

1398. - Yeah, man!

1399. Let's go, baby. Give it up.

1400. My therapist said this day would never come. Uh...

1401. Just give me a second.

1402. Dennis, get it together. Get it together.

1403. Get. It. Together.

1404. I've been watching, learning, waiting for this day.

1405. - I'm scared. - We like it.

1406. We are going to rip the heart out of this league

1407. and make 'em look at it.

1408. Nice.

1409. Welcome to Dennis's world of pain.

1410. Archie, you don't have to worry about your little girls

1411. growing up with violent tendencies.

1412. Charge!

1413. They've gone full-tilt 365-days-a-year psychopath.

1414. Actually, it's 364.

1415. We take Christmas off.

1416. Stop thinking of yourself as an enforcer.

1417. You're a protector.

1418. Your teammates are like your daughters too.

1419. Protect them.

1420. Hey, hands off my beautiful daughter.

1421. Good looking out, Archie.

1422. Wait, what did you just call me?

1423. Lenny, team after team used you for your height

1424. and threw you away.

1425. So you lost your drive.

1426. Ten teams in ten years, Coach.

1427. Well, this team has your back.

1428. So stick your neck out for them.

1429. Now tear the roof off this mother!

1430. Bang!

1431. - Nice one, Lenny. - That's my squad.

1432. That's my squad.

1433. Ooh, I kind of like that.

1434. Olivia.

1435. - One second. I'm just...

1436. Seriously, give me your phone.

1437. - Oh, no. - You are never seeing it again.

1438. Another phone?

1439. Where are you getting all these phones?

1440. Olivia, get your head out of the phone and into the game!

1441. Ugh.

1442. You were drafted number one for a reason.

1443. The only thing holding you back is you.

1444. You are still that bird.

1445. I am that bird.

1446. Will. Jett.

1447. I'm gonna coach the scat out of you.

1448. - Dennis, there's kids here. - Scat! Scat! Scat!

1449. Jett, remember these three words,

1450. "Pass the ball."

1451. - Like, let the ball go? - Jett.

1452. You mean share? With the others?

1453. I don't think this lesson is for me.

1454. - Trust your team. - Open!

1455. - Jett, pass the ball.

1456. It's harder than it looks.

1457. I'm open.

1458. - Pass it! - What?

1459. - Jett. - I got it. I got it.

1460. - Pass the ball, Jett. - No, no, no, no.

1461. Dennis. No, no, Dennis. No, no, no. Dennis!

1462. Yes! Yes!

1463. Now just do that 500,000 more times.

1464. You, big hairy guy.

1465. Block everything that the kid throws your way.

1466. And you, that's 12 feet of grizzly.

1467. Figure it out.

1468. Blocked.

1469. - Blocked. - Dang.

1470. - Hey. - Blocked.

1471. - Blocked.

1472. Will, you gotta find a way to get your shot over him.

1473. And Modo—

1474. Wait, wait. Say it with your mind.

1475. Message!

1476. Yeah, yeah.

1477. Received.

1478. If you do all this, you'll be more than a team.

1479. You'll be a unit. Unstoppable.

1480. Roots run deep!

1481. "Goat Tears" is wack,

1482. and I can't let it stand.

1483. So, Will, I've prepared a little something

1484. to say "thank you" for pushing us this far.

1485. Here you go, Ms. Fillmore. Can I get a picture?

1486. No way.

1487. Nice to meet you, Theo.

1488. And this is for your dad.

1489. Uno reverse. You like that, Modo?

1490. - Give me some. - Uno.

1491. Will.

1492. Slamalamadingdong!

1493. Olivia.

1494. Yo, Lenny!

1495. - Horns on, everybody.

1496. Thorns have really found their groove.

1497. And is it me, or is Modo looking different these days?

1498. Oh, yeah. He's a thirst trap, Chuck.

1499. Go long for my skin.

1500. Marry me, Modo.

1501. No, marry me!

1502. - Whoo! - Thorns! Thorns!

1503. The Thorns punch their ticket to the Roar Four

1504. and are heading to the playoffs.

1505. What a turnaround, Chuck!

1506. If I were Mane, I'd be shaking in my horseshoes

1507. 'cause the Thorns are coming for him.

1508. Do we have a deal?

1509. Good.

1510. Coach Dennis,

1511. how about a comment on this team's epic turnaround?

1512. How's it feel, Dennis?

1513. It feels like victory!

1514. Yay!

1515. Okay, didn't know an ostrich could get that fly.

1516. I see you, Olivia.

1517. You know what they say,

1518. birds of a feather look fly together.

1519. Archie's a whole vibe.

1520. Yeah, buddy. I look good and I play good.

1521. If Modo were any more of a snack, he'd eat himself.

1522. Love it. Love it.

1523. Uh...

1524. I'll be right back.

1525. Uh... Anyone know where Jett is?

1526. I'll go get her.

1527. From the Vineland Thorns,

1528. at guard, Jett Fillmore!

1529. I sold this team.

1530. The new Thorns are relocating to Sunken City.

1531. I'm sorry, what? You're joking.

1532. Oh, I never joke about money, honey.

1533. I brought Will onto this team to put butts in seats,

1534. but I didn't expect for you to actually win.

1535. I'm selling while the getting's good.

1536. What's gonna happen to the team?

1537. Oh, they're all gone, sweetie. Cleaning house.

1538. And as for you...

1539. I made sure the new owners knew all about your worn-out body.

1540. And surprise, surprise,

1541. they weren't about to waste money

1542. on an old, broken-down player

1543. who's never gonna win a Claw!

1544. Oh.

1545. And tell the team to clean out their lockers after y'all lose.

1546. Enjoy your early retirement, Jett.

1547. Hey, good luck out there tonight.

1548. Jett, Flo sold the Thorns?

1549. You listening in on my conversations now?

1550. - We need to go tell the team. - No,

1551. we'll tell them after the game.

1552. If we tell them now, they'll fall apart.

1553. This affects all of us.

1554. Whatever's coming, we got to face it together.

1555. Who's team captain here? You or me?

1556. - Jett. - After the game.

1557. Welcome to the Cryosphere.

1558. Tonight, the Shivers face the Thorns

1559. in the semi-final game.

1560. The winner marches triumphantly to the finals

1561. to battle for a championship and eternal glory.

1562. The loser? Banished to the cold void of history.

1563. This is not just a game.

1564. It is a reckoning.

1565. Lenny, are you trying to get traded?

1566. Hey, hey, Jett, you good?

1567. Focus on the game.

1568. Don't worry about it. We'll get the next one.

1569. Olivia.

1570. One more pass.

1571. Next time you think about shooting, don't.

1572. I'm sorry, Jett.

1573. And that's the half.

1574. Maybe we should tell them now.

1575. After the game.

1576. Don't hurt yourself, grandma.

1577. Catch! Yeah!

1578. Oh! The icebreaker!

1579. And Harris is slow to get up.

1580. So much for that Claw.

1581. Thanks.

1582. Thorns are down by 15 late in the fourth quarter.

1583. It is not looking good for their playoff hopes.

1584. What is going on out there?

1585. Jett, tell them. They need to know.

1586. What did I say?

1587. Flo sold the team to Sunken City.

1588. None of us are going with it.

1589. Can she even do that? Is that even allowed?

1590. We were playing well. We just started jelling.

1591. - She sold our team? - There are rules.

1592. I thought you had a championship.

1593. Could have been a legend, instead...

1594. Broken-down player who's never gonna win a Claw!

1595. Just get me the ball.

1596. I'm not going out like this.

1597. Don't you mean "we"?

1598. I know that look.

1599. What do you think you're doing?

1600. That's two. Thorns down by ten.

1601. Come on.

1602. We got to D up.

1603. Somebody get a body on her.

1604. Come on.

1605. Pass!

1606. Oh, we've seen this before, Rusty.

1607. It's the Jett Fillmore show now.

1608. Jett with the pull-up. Thorns down eight.

1609. Heads up!

1610. That deficit is cut to five.

1611. It's a one-point game.

1612. Ball! Now!

1613. It all comes down to this!

1614. - Archie! - Give me that, small.

1615. Boost me!

1616. Will Harris for the win!

1617. Yeah!

1618. Thorns win! Thorns win!

1619. They're headed to the Claw!

1620. So it looks like we're going to the...

1621. to the finals.

1622. Wow. I-I'm done. Team's sold anyway.

1623. Come on, girls.

1624. I'm not sticking around for this.

1625. Modo as well.

1626. You used to be my favorite player.

1627. Until today.

1628. What a turn of events.

1629. The Thorns have a shot at the Claw,

1630. but Vineland has lost their team.

1631. I'll tell you, Rusty, I would hate to be a Thorns fan

1632. right about now.

1633. Come on. Let's go!

1634. I got it!

1635. Smalls can ball.

1636. - Whew! - Yeah!

1637. - No way. - Wait, is that...

1638. Hey, Will.

1639. Goat? Ball.

1640. Yo, shouldn't you be getting ready to face the Magma?

1641. Did you not watch the game?

1642. I don't think Jett wants to play with us anymore.

1643. I'm willing to bet she does.

1644. Hey. Can we talk?

1645. I'm busy.

1646. - No, he's not. - Come on, come on.

1647. - Give... Give me the ball. - Not happening. My ball now.

1648. I came to say I'm-I'm sorry.

1649. Okay. Well, you did it. So...

1650. Please, just hear me out?

1651. I want to win.

1652. I want to hold up that Claw

1653. and feel what it's like to be one of the greats.

1654. When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up,

1655. it just... it-it...

1656. it just got in my head.

1657. And I couldn't let it go because deep down, deep, deep down,

1658. I'm scared she's right.

1659. And I just panicked.

1660. And I did you all so dirty.

1661. And I'm so... sorry.

1662. You know, I really thought that

1663. if I was holding a Claw at the end of the day,

1664. it wouldn't matter how I got it.

1665. But when you think about it,

1666. that's kind of all that matters.

1667. That was a really good apology.

1668. But you know, you still owe the diner a Claw.

1669. It's gonna be hard to win without a team.

1670. I might know a few folks.

1671. - Dad. - Daddy clown!

1672. Oh, thank God.

1673. These girls are crazy.

1674. Get me out of here. Quick, start the car!

1675. Yo.

1676. Sup, Olivia?

1677. Come on. We've got a game to win.

1678. Yes!

1679. This is what dreams are made of, Rusty.

1680. Teams become champions.

1681. Players become legends.

1682. - Go, Thorns! - The best day of my life.

1683. I can feel myself getting invested.

1684. Who cares? I'm here for it. Break my heart, kiddo!

1685. Come on, Will. Let's go!

1686. Go, Thorns! Go, Thorns!

1687. Tonight, Jett and Mane

1688. will finally answer the question,

1689. - who is the GOAT? - On three.

1690. - One, two, three. - Roots run deep!

1691. And here we go, Chuck.

1692. Unbelievable!

1693. Mane Attraction gets the tip over Lenny.

1694. Mane drills one home,

1695. sending a strong message to the Thorns.

1696. You're too small.

1697. Come on, Will. Show 'em who's too small.

1698. Eyes on me.

1699. Jett with the sweet pass.

1700. Thorns respond.

1701. Yeah!

1702. As the first quarter comes to a close,

1703. it's still anyone's game.

1704. We should be frying these fools.

1705. Take 'em out if you have to, but hold on to that lead.

1706. Harris on a break!

1707. Nuh-uh! Not today!

1708. - Will, watch out! - Huh?

1709. Ow! Hard hit on Jett.

1710. No foul call.

1711. What?

1712. Oh, no.

1713. This injury could take you out permanently

1714. if you put any more weight on this leg.

1715. I'm sorry, y'all.

1716. Jett. I didn't mean for you to get hurt.

1717. Hey, hey. It's not your fault.

1718. But I think I'm done.

1719. What are we gonna do?

1720. We can't win without Jett.

1721. What? Aw, we're all thinking it.

1722. Look, "roots run deep," that's more than just a cheer.

1723. You guys have no idea what you mean to this city.

1724. My mom told me to dream big.

1725. And for Vineland,

1726. there is no dream bigger than bringing home a Claw.

1727. This might be the last time Vineland Thorns ever play.

1728. And we ain't gonna go out like this.

1729. Yeah, you heard the rook.

1730. Let's dream big.

1731. Is that— Is that Jett?

1732. - Did she just— - Yeah, Jett!

1733. Jett, Jett, Jett!

1734. A well-deserved standing ovation

1735. for the legendary Jett Fillmore.

1736. Welcome back, GOAT.

1737. Jett! Jett! Jett!

1738. Archie.

1739. Harris is on a tear.

1740. The Thorns are all tied up.

1741. - Olivia! - I got this.

1742. I am that bird.

1743. I am that bird.

1744. She can fly!

1745. I can fly!

1746. She can fly?

1747. Olivia Burke just posterized Mane!

1748. I am losing my mind here!

1749. - Olivia!

1750. - That's right. - Go, Livvy!

1751. Go, Thorns! We can do it!

1752. Smalls ball! Ostriches fly!

1753. These are the Thorns we came to see!

1754. Look who's the poster child now.

1755. Time out, Magma.

1756. Oh, word of advice? Stay off social media.

1757. We gotta turn this around now.

1758. - Where my Maniacs at? - Mane!

1759. Uh-oh, I think we've got some seismic activity.

1760. Just listen to that crowd.

1761. - They're going crazy. - Oh, yeah!

1762. Let's go!

1763. - Archie's trapped. No way out. - I know the feeling, Rusty.

1764. Whoa! And up goes Lenny.

1765. Jett can't save you now.

1766. Ooh. Hard foul by Mane.

1767. - What? - You gotta call that!

1768. The zebra and the horse are working together.

1769. - Boo! - Come on! That's a foul.

1770. Really? That's how you want to win? Huh?

1771. What you gonna do about it, small?

1772. Hey, Mane!

1773. He's not a small.

1774. He's a medium!

1775. Hey, break it up!

1776. Let me at him! Let me at him!

1777. Relax!

1778. Keep your hooves

1779. off my teammates.

1780. Get him, Daddy!

1781. Make him bleed!

1782. That's not what you want to see.

1783. Speak for yourself.

1784. Flagrant two. Number 34, ejected.

1785. Are you kidding me? Mane started it.

1786. - Where's his foul? - Cry about it.

1787. The rules state Thorns need five players

1788. - or they forfeit. - Hit me again.

1789. Okay, okay.

1790. I haven't played since my rec-league days,

1791. but I guess I could—

1792. Put me in, Coach.

1793. I got a game to win.

1794. Jett, you can barely walk.

1795. No. We can't let you do this. You'll just make it worse.

1796. You think they bought it?

1797. Um, I do.

1798. I think we have about three seconds before they catch on.

1799. But that's all we need. You all ready?

1800. I've been trying to run a play like this all season,

1801. but some hothead kept interrupting me.

1802. That's a great play.

1803. Yeah. It was worth the wait.

1804. Roots run deep!

1805. The Thorns are down by 2 with 20 seconds on the clock.

1806. Jett's gonna lay it all on the line. What a competitor!

1807. Listen up. Double-team her.

1808. Triple-team her if you have to.

1809. Do not let her out of your sight.

1810. Jett's fighting an injury. The court is unstable.

1811. Do you still want her taking the final shot?

1812. With fire and brimstone bringing judgment and wrath

1813. to us all, I want Fillmore!

1814. Ah!

1815. Will!

1816. Come on. Get past me.

1817. I don't have to.

1818. Our bestie just won the Claw.

1819. - That's my boy! - Hold me, Daryl.

1820. For the first time in 50 years,

1821. the Vineland Thorns are champions!

1822. Miracles can happen, folks.

1823. I love this game. And I love you, Rusty.

1824. I love you too, Chuckles.

1825. Attaboy, Will! Mwah!

1826. Honey!

1827. Let's have another dozen kids.

1828. Ha-ha!

1829. Ten years, ten teams, one Claw, baby!

1830. We are champions!

1831. - Daddy! - Daddy!

1832. You were so cool.

1833. Daddy was pretty cool, right? I was like...

1834. We love you. Mwah.

1835. I love you girls.

1836. Hey, Mane. Good game.

1837. Let me help you up.

1838. - Hey, uh, your hair is on fire. - What?

1839. Oh, no. No. No.

1840. Not the hair!

1841. - Will! - Jett.

1842. We're champions, baby.

1843. Oh, Jett! We did it! We actually did it!

1844. No, you did it.

1845. Looks like Moms was right.

1846. - J-Jett, you okay? You good? - I'm fine.

1847. I'm fine. I just can't feel my legs...

1848. but I'm a champion, baby.

1849. Never thought I'd see the day

1850. Jett Fillmore passed the ball.

1851. Security!

1852. Hold up, sucka.

1853. - Playtime? - Should we destroy?

1854. Destroy!

1855. Do you know who I am?

1856. Hey, you were right about Will.

1857. He's a great addition to the team.

1858. Bye, piglet.

1859. Introducing your Roar champions,

1860. the Vineland Thorns!

1861. Yeah! Let's go, Vineland! Let's go!

1862. Horns up, everybody.

1863. Vineland!

1864. I think it's time they hear from...

1865. the GOAT.

1866. Will! Will! Will!

1867. Medium fries did it!

1868. I don't even know what to say right now.

1869. - This is crazy. - We love you, Will!

1870. Oh, wow, um...

1871. I mean...

1872. I saw Jett play when... when I was just a kid.

1873. Then I told my mom, I said, "I'm gonna be just like her."

1874. And you know what's crazy?

1875. My mom actually believed it.

1876. She always seemed to know those kinds of things, you know?

1877. Like she always knew that even if she couldn't be here for me,

1878. Vineland would be.

1879. You delivered for me...

1880. Will done changed the game.

1881. And you always had my back.

1882. And you inspired me.

1883. We brought the Claw home!

1884. And even if the Thorns

1885. don't have a home in Vineland anymore...

1886. no one can take this Claw away from us!

1887. Vineland will be champions forever!

1888. Modo has something to say!

1889. Thorns staying in Vineland!

1890. Modo is team owner.

1891. Wait. How?

1892. All in.

1893. All in.

1894. A-ha! Uno reverse!

1895. - What? - Let me take a look at that.

1896. You're giving this freak lizard the team?

1897. Wow! This is actually legit.

1898. Modo's my boss.

1899. That's not good.

1900. Yeah, mama!

1901. - Modo.

1902. - Marry me, Modo! - No, marry me!

1903. You hear that, Vineland?

1904. Looks like the Thorns are staying!

1905. Roots run deep! Roots run deep!

1906. Roots run deep!

1907. Roots run deep!

1908. Roots run deep!

1909. Thanks, Mom.

1910. Dream big.