1. Know what I like about Christmas?Copy !req
2. The surprises.Copy !req
3. You get this box, and you're sure
you know what's inside.Copy !req
4. You shake it, you weigh it.Copy !req
5. You're convinced you have it pegged.
No doubt in your mind.Copy !req
6. But then you open it up,
and it's different.Copy !req
7. You know. Wow, bang, surprise.Copy !req
8. I mean, it's kind of like
you and me here, you know?Copy !req
9. And I'm not saying
it's anything it's not.Copy !req
10. Come on, this time yesterday,
who would've thunk it?Copy !req
11. Paper or plastic?Copy !req
12. Both.Copy !req
13. You didn't double my coupons.Copy !req
14. They're at the bottom in red,
where it says "double coupons."Copy !req
15. You can't put bleach in
the same bag as food. It's poison.Copy !req
16. Don't think you're something
you're not. I used to have your job.Copy !req
17. Look how far it got you.Copy !req
18. Nothing brings back warm holiday
memories like the songs you love.Copy !req
19. - Don't.
- Why not?Copy !req
20. Because she's been on for 14 hours.Copy !req
21. - Ronna?
- No.Copy !req
22. - I haven't asked yet.
- The answer's still no.Copy !req
23. Christmas is a time for giving.Copy !req
24. Mistletoe?Copy !req
25. Pardon me if I'm not in
a holly-jolly mood right now.Copy !req
26. I'm getting evicted.Copy !req
27. Tomorrow.Copy !req
28. They wouldn't evict you at Christmas.Copy !req
29. You'd be ho-ho-homeless.Copy !req
30. - How much you owe?
- 380.Copy !req
31. - That's nothing.
- It's more than I got.Copy !req
32. You want my shift?Copy !req
33. My best mates are going
to Las Vegas this weekend.Copy !req
34. I've never been.
I'm told it's incredible.Copy !req
35. If you take my shift,
I can go with them. Everybody wins.Copy !req
36. Cash up front?Copy !req
37. Deal.Copy !req
38. I'll throw in an extra 20
for a blowjob.Copy !req
39. Any available cashier.Copy !req
40. I need a cashier up at the front.Copy !req
41. Look, I went the last time.Copy !req
42. Okay. Dead Celebrities.
Loser goes up.Copy !req
43. Omar Sharif.Copy !req
44. Steve McQueen.Copy !req
45. Michael Landon.Copy !req
46. Lee Marvin.Copy !req
47. Shit.Copy !req
48. Malcolm X.Copy !req
49. You can't say Malcolm X.Copy !req
50. He's famous. He's dead.Copy !req
51. That's a rule.
Nothing starts with an X.Copy !req
52. That's not my problem.Copy !req
53. You can challenge.Copy !req
54. - I challenge.
- This is bullshit!Copy !req
55. Give me one dead celebrity
that begins with an X.Copy !req
56. Fuck!Copy !req
57. There is one.Copy !req
58. I thought of one before.Copy !req
59. Break was over four minutes ago.
Who's up front?Copy !req
60. I am.Copy !req
61. - Xerxes.
- What?Copy !req
62. Xerxes.Copy !req
63. He was some dead pharaoh guy,
and his name starts with an X.Copy !req
64. That wasn't it.
Never heard of fucking Xerxes.Copy !req
65. The pharaoh could've saved your ass.Copy !req
66. There's an opera about him.Copy !req
67. Xerxes.Copy !req
68. I took Music Appreciation twice.Copy !req
69. What do you mean, he's snowed in?
What's he doing in Chicago anyway?Copy !req
70. Look, just call me
when you get to a landline.Copy !req
71. He can't get out of the airport.
We're fucked.Copy !req
72. Is the British guy still here?Copy !req
73. He went to Vegas for the weekend.Copy !req
74. Vegas.Copy !req
75. Hi...Copy !req
76. Ronna. Right?Copy !req
77. Do you know where I can get
something to go with this juice?Copy !req
78. Doughnuts, aisle four.Copy !req
79. I was hoping for
something more euphoric.Copy !req
80. The British guy usually hooks us up.Copy !req
81. - How much?
- Twenty at twenty.Copy !req
82. You're overpaying.Copy !req
83. We're desperate. We're going to
a party at a warehouse. What is it?Copy !req
84. "Mary X-mas Superfest."Copy !req
85. - You going?
- We have this pre-party planned.Copy !req
86. But it's all or nothing
because there's twenty of us.Copy !req
87. My friend's stuck in Chicago. He
was supposed to come through for us.Copy !req
88. Now we're dead.
If you could do anything...Copy !req
89. to help us out...Copy !req
90. Please.Copy !req
91. I'll see.
Give me your number.Copy !req
92. Kick ass! Thank you.Copy !req
93. So you want to buy all this OJ?Copy !req
94. Absolutely.Copy !req
95. You know Simon's in Vegas?Copy !req
96. I don't need Simon. I'm going to Todd.Copy !req
97. Todd Gaines?Copy !req
98. Who's Todd Gaines?Copy !req
99. That's Simon's dealer.Copy !req
100. You can't go around Simon
like that, can you?Copy !req
101. Listen, if Simon were here,
which he's not, he'd charge 15...Copy !req
102. when he gets it for ten.
Times 20 hits, that's 100 bucks.Copy !req
103. But it's a leap. You're moving up the
drug food chain without permission.Copy !req
104. You shouldn't do this, Ronna.Copy !req
105. Why can't you chill the fuck out, okay?
It's just once.Copy !req
106. When Simon gets back, we can still
overpay if it makes you happy.Copy !req
107. But this is my deal.Copy !req
108. Just sit back and watch.Copy !req
109. - Speak.
- Todd, it's Ronna Martin.Copy !req
110. - You know me through Simon.
- Yeah?Copy !req
111. Can I come up?Copy !req
112. I thought you were still
buying quarters off of Simon.Copy !req
113. At least, what Simon
pretends are quarters.Copy !req
114. I keep him honest.Copy !req
115. At that level, you should pinch.
It's the economics.Copy !req
116. You leaving?Copy !req
117. Be good.Copy !req
118. I take it this is not a social call.Copy !req
119. I need a favour.Copy !req
120. I didn't know we were
such good friends.Copy !req
121. Because if we were, you'd know
I give head before I give favours.Copy !req
122. I ain't giving my best friends head...Copy !req
123. so your chance of getting a favour
is pretty fucking slim.Copy !req
124. Just tell me what you want to buy.Copy !req
125. Twenty hits of Ecstasy.Copy !req
126. You come here out of the blue
asking for 20 hits...Copy !req
127. when 20 is the magic number where
intent to sell becomes trafficking?Copy !req
128. - I'd never fuck you like that.
- How would you fuck me?Copy !req
129. This is the real thing.Copy !req
130. Pharmaceutical grade,
not that crunchy, herbal rave shit.Copy !req
131. Don't let anybody double dose.
They'll fry in the emergency room.Copy !req
132. - I understand.
- Only one hit per headbanger.Copy !req
133. Understood.Copy !req
134. Twenty at fifteen is three hundred.Copy !req
135. Fifteen?Copy !req
136. I was thinking more like ten.Copy !req
137. I know you charge Simon ten.Copy !req
138. Inflation is a bitch.Copy !req
139. Here's the deal. There are 20 of us.
I need all of this.Copy !req
140. But I only have $200.
That's all I have.Copy !req
141. No, no. Hear me out.Copy !req
142. Hear me out, okay?
This 200 is like a down payment.Copy !req
143. All right?
You give me the stuff...Copy !req
144. I go to them, get the extra hundred,
come back and pay you.Copy !req
145. That would be doing you a favour,
and you know how I feel about favours.Copy !req
146. I could leave something with you.Copy !req
147. Collateral.Copy !req
148. I already got a fucking Swatch.Copy !req
149. I need something
I know you'll come back for.Copy !req
150. - I'm not going up there.
- It's 45 minutes.Copy !req
151. Hour, tops.
You just have to sit there.Copy !req
152. He's a drug dealer.Copy !req
153. Jesus, Claire!
Don't get 818 on me here.Copy !req
154. How much have I done for you?Copy !req
155. No. You're making me an accessory.Copy !req
156. Claire, my bracelet you're wearing,
that's an accessory.Copy !req
157. You're just some chick
who's sitting in an apartment.Copy !req
158. I'm not.Copy !req
159. Okay. No bullshit, okay?Copy !req
160. I don't get this money, I'll get
evicted. My ass is on the street.Copy !req
161. Claire, I don't have anyone else
to go to, okay?Copy !req
162. I'm coming to you,
and I am asking for your help.Copy !req
163. Please.Copy !req
164. Fine, 45 minutes.
That's, like, 8 o'clock.Copy !req
165. We'll be back by 8. I promise.Copy !req
166. It's 237.Copy !req
167. Jesus! Next time, ask for directions.Copy !req
168. Hey, Ronna?Copy !req
169. You're a pro.Copy !req
170. I'm a top-seeded amateur.Copy !req
171. And I'm a very happy man.Copy !req
172. Come on in.
Damn glad to meet you, Rhonda.Copy !req
173. Ronna.Copy !req
174. When I heard Philly got snowed in,
I was telling these guys...Copy !req
175. It was getting loose there.
I'm glad we found you.Copy !req
176. Work, work, work.Copy !req
177. Friday must be a busy night.Copy !req
178. That was just a friend.Copy !req
179. What can I get you to drink?Copy !req
180. Some of that orange juice
would be great.Copy !req
181. Great.Copy !req
182. All right.Copy !req
183. I understand...Copy !req
184. this party tonight is
going to be huge.Copy !req
185. Massive.Copy !req
186. Traci Lords is a promoter.Copy !req
187. She is.Copy !req
188. That's what I heard.Copy !req
189. Ron, hon, we are fresh out of OJ.
Cerveza?Copy !req
190. Hey, we bought a bunch
of orange juice tonight.Copy !req
191. I just left it in the car.
But I can go get it.Copy !req
192. Zack tells me that you've got 20 at 20.
Is that right?Copy !req
193. You got a bathroom?Copy !req
194. - It's down the hall on the right.
- Let me show you.Copy !req
195. Maybe we could do this first?Copy !req
196. Fuck!Copy !req
197. We said Chicago. You said Philly.Copy !req
198. Maybe she didn't notice.Copy !req
199. Everybody just keep it calm.
We're good.Copy !req
200. You're fine.Copy !req
201. Everything all right?Copy !req
202. Fine.Copy !req
203. Shit!Copy !req
204. It's all yours.Copy !req
205. Ronna, hon, do we got a deal here
or not?Copy !req
206. No, we don't. I came to tell you
I couldn't get anything.Copy !req
207. A resourceful girl like you?
I don't believe that.Copy !req
208. It's true.Copy !req
209. I just want to make a deal here.
Can we?Copy !req
210. Who the fuck are you? Monty Hall?Copy !req
211. Did you know I'm only 17?Copy !req
212. I probably shouldn't be drinking beer,
should I? Since I'm so...Copy !req
213. underage and all?Copy !req
214. That means get away from the door.Copy !req
215. We go back to Todd's,
say they didn't show up...Copy !req
216. then exchange the pills for Claire.Copy !req
217. We can't.Copy !req
218. - Why not?
- Because they're gone! I flushed them!Copy !req
219. Think of something.Copy !req
220. I need 100 bucks or 20 hits of X.Copy !req
221. What?Copy !req
222. You took one, didn't you?Copy !req
223. Fuck you, Mannie!Copy !req
224. How could you do this to me?
I need you now.Copy !req
225. Drive!Copy !req
226. Where?Copy !req
227. Just drive!Copy !req
228. I have an idea.Copy !req
229. Were they round or oval?Copy !req
230. White.Copy !req
231. Round.Copy !req
232. Like aspirin.Copy !req
233. Like baby aspirin.Copy !req
234. A or B?Copy !req
235. - B.
- You sure?Copy !req
236. Well, I wasn't really looking.Copy !req
237. Stop fucking paging me, Claire!Copy !req
238. Speak.Copy !req
239. I'm just licking my dick.Copy !req
240. What's up with you?Copy !req
241. It's called the Crazy Horse.
You have to look it up.Copy !req
242. I don't know what I'm up to.
Where's this party at?Copy !req
243. The party? Where's it at?Copy !req
244. It's called Mary X-mas.Copy !req
245. "Mary," like a chick.Copy !req
246. Like her name is Mary.Copy !req
247. Not like you marry her,
you fucking moron.Copy !req
248. I don't know.
It's some warehouse shit.Copy !req
249. Is this going to be cool?Copy !req
250. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
251. My friend Claire here says
it'll be a kick-ass fucking time.Copy !req
252. What, you know her?Copy !req
253. It's your buddy Simon.
He's in Vegas.Copy !req
254. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
255. She knows.Copy !req
256. Hell, I don't know.Copy !req
257. Maybe.Copy !req
258. Well, save a load for me, big boy.Copy !req
259. Whatever.Copy !req
260. What do you want for Christmas,
Claire?Copy !req
261. I don't know.Copy !req
262. Do you want to get laid?Copy !req
263. No.Copy !req
264. No, you don't want to get laid...Copy !req
265. or no, you do, but you don't want
to get laid with me?Copy !req
266. They'll be here.Copy !req
267. Are you a virgin?Copy !req
268. What?Copy !req
269. Come on, Claire.Copy !req
270. Answer the question.Copy !req
271. Answer the question, Claire!Copy !req
272. Breakfast Club. I get it.
Very funny.Copy !req
273. Don't say anything.Copy !req
274. Try not to look so stoned.Copy !req
275. This girl's brother had already
come through with it, so...Copy !req
276. I understand that.Copy !req
277. Okay?Copy !req
278. Let me just, you know,
fill out a return slip here...Copy !req
279. and I'll have the manager
give you a refund.Copy !req
280. I'm trying to explain to you
what happened.Copy !req
281. They already got stuff somewhere
else. It was a miscommunication.Copy !req
282. I'm keeping 50.Copy !req
283. - Call it interest.
- Fine.Copy !req
284. I'm really sorry about all this.Copy !req
285. Hey, Ronna.Copy !req
286. I just gave you a favour.Copy !req
287. Here I thought you just gave me head.Copy !req
288. Crown me.Copy !req
289. You know, at the risk
of sounding like, you know...Copy !req
290. me...Copy !req
291. what'll you do about being evicted?Copy !req
292. Aren't you still short?Copy !req
293. What?Copy !req
294. Hi, I'm Kelly and this is Donna.Copy !req
295. We're wondering
if you might want to hang out.Copy !req
296. I think I feel something.Copy !req
297. It's really smooth, isn't it?Copy !req
298. Donna's brother, here,
is a pharmacist, so he got it for us.Copy !req
299. Chip. His name's Chip. My brother.Copy !req
300. Is it like a wave...Copy !req
301. or is it like a zoom?Copy !req
302. It's like...Copy !req
303. floating.Copy !req
304. Like...Copy !req
305. "Hey, man, how's the ground
down there?" and shit.Copy !req
306. I got it.Copy !req
307. Holy shit!Copy !req
308. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
309. Shit!Copy !req
310. It's really that cool?Copy !req
311. Man, you got to try this shit.
I'll buy it for you.Copy !req
312. You know what makes it even better?Copy !req
313. If you take, like,
a lot of pot with it.Copy !req
314. I mean, like a lot of pot.Copy !req
315. I can't believe
you're selling allergy medicine.Copy !req
316. We're out of that.
We're down to chewable aspirin.Copy !req
317. Some people are saying
that you got some really good stuff.Copy !req
318. Show me your tits.Copy !req
319. So how much have you made?Copy !req
320. Four hundred.Copy !req
321. Ronna. Ronna.Copy !req
322. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
323. This girl inside.
She and her friend had it.Copy !req
324. Ecstasy. You mean the real shit?Copy !req
325. Pharmaceutical grade.Copy !req
326. None of the crunchy herbal rave shit.Copy !req
327. Best twenty bucks you could spend.Copy !req
328. What's wrong?Copy !req
329. I can't feel my hands.Copy !req
330. Jesus, you're burning up.Copy !req
331. I can't carry you, okay?Copy !req
332. I'm going to leave you here, okay?Copy !req
333. I'm going to go get the car.Copy !req
334. All right? Just hide here, okay?Copy !req
335. Just like a little mouse.Copy !req
336. I'm going to get the car, then come
back for you. I'll see you soon, okay?Copy !req
337. Hey, Ronna.Copy !req
338. How are sales?Copy !req
339. Todd.Copy !req
340. I can explain.Copy !req
341. I'm not going to ask you to.Copy !req
342. It's not
a highly ethical industry.Copy !req
343. But goddamn,
you fucked me over for 20 lousy hits.Copy !req
344. It's not what it looks like.
It sort of is, but...Copy !req
345. it's complicated.
- Not really.Copy !req
346. I know I fucked up, okay?
Please...Copy !req
347. I can make it up to you.Copy !req
348. I'm the last person
you should ask a favour.Copy !req
349. I have the money.Copy !req
350. I have more than I owe you.Copy !req
351. So now you're an entrepreneur.Copy !req
352. Jalisco? Where's Jalisco?Copy !req
353. It's in Mexico.Copy !req
354. Simon, no one is going to take
your shift.Copy !req
355. Nothing brings back
warm holiday memories like...Copy !req
356. - Don't.
- Why not?Copy !req
357. Because she's been on for 14 hours.Copy !req
358. - Ronna.
- No.Copy !req
359. - I haven't even asked.
- The answer's no.Copy !req
360. Christmas is a time for giving.Copy !req
361. Mistletoe?Copy !req
362. - How much you owe?
- 380.Copy !req
363. - That's nothing.
- It's more than I got.Copy !req
364. You want my shift?Copy !req
365. My best mates are going
to Las Vegas this weekend.Copy !req
366. I've never been.
I'm told it's incredible.Copy !req
367. If you take my shift,
I can go with them. Everybody wins.Copy !req
368. Cash up front?Copy !req
369. Deal.Copy !req
370. I'll give you an extra 20
for a blowjob.Copy !req
371. Fucking let me out of here!Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. Shut your big butt.Copy !req
374. Motherfucking jack-in-the-box!Copy !req
375. Dude, you passed out
before we left L.A.Copy !req
376. He still looks great.Copy !req
377. Watch out.Copy !req
378. Damn!Copy !req
379. Man, watch the kicks!Copy !req
380. That is nasty.Copy !req
381. Peep this.Copy !req
382. This chick's bobbing up and down
on my dick like Marilyn Chambers...Copy !req
383. She actually found your dick?Copy !req
384. Then she moves around the outside.
You know, she's painting the tree.Copy !req
385. Whack! It hits her in the eye.Copy !req
386. And her contact? It's, like, stuck
on the end of my dick.Copy !req
387. Yo, her contact is stuck
on the end of my dick, yo!Copy !req
388. - Was it hard or was it soft?
- What? My dick?Copy !req
389. - The contact lens.
- Remember if it was a coloured lens?Copy !req
390. That she once had two blue eyes...Copy !req
391. and now she had
one blue and one brown?Copy !req
392. What does it matter?Copy !req
393. It matters because it happened to me.Copy !req
394. That was my story.
I told that story a year ago, man.Copy !req
395. The difference is I knew
those small but important details.Copy !req
396. That, and my story was true.Copy !req
397. - Whatever.
- "Whatever"?Copy !req
398. - Well, whatever.
- What you mean, "whatever"?Copy !req
399. Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass!
I was just making conversation.Copy !req
400. Fuck! Give a nigger a break!Copy !req
401. "Nigger"?
What nigger? This nigger?Copy !req
402. Yo, I told you my
mother's mother's mother was black.Copy !req
403. She was black. This ain't Roots!Copy !req
404. Show me this Nubian's picture.Copy !req
405. I don't carry her picture
in my wallet.Copy !req
406. If you were less black,
you'd be clear.Copy !req
407. She was black as night!Copy !req
408. Okay, stop! Truce!Copy !req
409. Shut up!Copy !req
410. Man, I see black.Copy !req
411. I know I am.
Colour's a state of mind, Marcus.Copy !req
412. You know? You're right.
Thank you, Rhythm Nation.Copy !req
413. Yo, fuck you, Vanilla Ice.Copy !req
414. So what does Valentina do?Copy !req
415. - Valentina's a nutritionist.
- Nice.Copy !req
416. She also teaches a class
at this college.Copy !req
417. Class? What class?Copy !req
418. It's called
"Tantric Sexuality for Couples."Copy !req
419. She teaches people how to fuck?Copy !req
420. Yo, I taught myself.Copy !req
421. Yo, are you done yet, girl?Copy !req
422. That's a shrimp ass.Copy !req
423. Don't eat that shrimp.
It's full of iodine.Copy !req
424. This shit's expensive. You're spending
$5 for lettuce and seeds.Copy !req
425. Damn!Copy !req
426. The thing is, most people...Copy !req
427. don't know how to make love.Copy !req
428. They stick it in, move it around
till they get off.Copy !req
429. But what Tantra teaches you
is how to deepen...Copy !req
430. prolong the sexual experience.Copy !req
431. Bring it to a higher level.Copy !req
432. If one man in ten was having the sex
I'm having, there'd be no war.Copy !req
433. What's the longest you two ever did it?Copy !req
434. - Fourteen hours.
- Holy shit!Copy !req
435. How many times you shoot?Copy !req
436. Not once, man.Copy !req
437. You didn't go once?
Not even at the end?Copy !req
438. You redirect the orgasm inside.Copy !req
439. How long do your orgasms last?
Two, three seconds?Copy !req
440. I've had orgasms that have lasted
up to an hour and a half.Copy !req
441. That's got to be bullshit!Copy !req
442. - Honest to God, and I mean Allah.
- Word.Copy !req
443. - "Word."
- Wait.Copy !req
444. When's the last time you got off?Copy !req
445. I haven't ejaculated in six months.Copy !req
446. Anyone can do it.Copy !req
447. It just takes discipline.Copy !req
448. Bullshit. You're some kind of
Obi-Wan Kenobi motherfucker.Copy !req
449. You call me "old school."
I'm for coming and going.Copy !req
450. Hour and a half.Copy !req
451. Thank you.Copy !req
452. What the hell you doing with
a gold... Todd Gaines?Copy !req
453. The drug dealer.Copy !req
454. He gets a discount here.Copy !req
455. He let me borrow it. He's a good guy.Copy !req
456. He's the good drug dealer. Right.
Sometimes I get confused.Copy !req
457. Relax, we're going to pay cash.
That's just to get the room.Copy !req
458. Come on, Singh.Copy !req
459. I told you not to eat
those shrimp, didn't I?Copy !req
460. Todd, it's Simon.
What's up?Copy !req
461. Come on, Singh.Copy !req
462. I'm in Vegas. We just got here.Copy !req
463. What was the name of
that place you said we...Copy !req
464. "Crazy Horse."Copy !req
465. Right. So what you up to tonight?Copy !req
466. Singh, come on now!Copy !req
467. Hold on, man.Copy !req
468. Damn, Singh!Copy !req
469. See, I told you not to eat
those shrimp, didn't I?Copy !req
470. You're going to a wedding?Copy !req
471. So what is it, like a rave?Copy !req
472. How's your stomach feel, Singh?Copy !req
473. No gambling for you.Copy !req
474. I know Claire.Copy !req
475. So you going to fuck her?Copy !req
476. All I know, mate, is
I plan to get thoroughly laid.Copy !req
477. - Who are you?
- This is our room.Copy !req
478. What are you doing?Copy !req
479. Raping small children.Copy !req
480. Did I mention how much
I like your jacket?Copy !req
481. No. No.Copy !req
482. Bitch, look at your shirt.
This ain't Hawaii.Copy !req
483. Lend me some money.Copy !req
484. - Man, where's your money?
- I lost it.Copy !req
485. We've been here five minutes.Copy !req
486. I know, but I played a $100 table
game and didn't understand it.Copy !req
487. Now I do.
I figured out how to beat it.Copy !req
488. Cool. Give me your wallet.Copy !req
489. Here you go.Copy !req
490. - What're you doing?
- Come back in an hour for it.Copy !req
491. In an hour, I'll give you your money.
Now get out. You're bad luck.Copy !req
492. Scram. Damn it!Copy !req
493. Darling?Copy !req
494. Hello.Copy !req
495. Cheers!Copy !req
496. Oh, my God!Copy !req
497. So if you're from over there...Copy !req
498. then where did you meet
these friends of yours...Copy !req
499. who I don't see?Copy !req
500. The others already knew each other.
I met Marcus in traffic school.Copy !req
501. In traffic school?Copy !req
502. Listen, I'm a good driver, I am.Copy !req
503. I learned everything
from American television.Copy !req
504. - Great.
- Hunter, Magnum P. I...Copy !req
505. Knight Rider is an excellent programme.Copy !req
506. Are you having a go at me here?Copy !req
507. Our stop.Copy !req
508. So do you want to be
getting high with us?Copy !req
509. Otherwise, I can't hold it in.Copy !req
510. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
511. - You're fine.
- I'm so bad!Copy !req
512. - I don't know what was I doing!
- Tell her she's fine!Copy !req
513. You're beautiful.Copy !req
514. Did you go?Copy !req
515. Why not?Copy !req
516. Tantra, baby.Copy !req
517. Sorry.Copy !req
518. Could you hand me a towel?Copy !req
519. Baby, what's up?Copy !req
520. I'm not a bathroom attendant!Copy !req
521. Redneck motherf...!Copy !req
522. Man, we're leaving.Copy !req
523. - Hell, yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
524. Keep it close and there's an extra
$10 for you.Copy !req
525. Get in the car. Get in.Copy !req
526. Shit! Look at this.Copy !req
527. Oh, my Lord!Copy !req
528. Don't point it at me.Copy !req
529. - How do I know if it's loaded?
- First, stop pointing it!Copy !req
530. You know, I've never held
a real gun before.Copy !req
531. It's heavier than I thought.Copy !req
532. Could you put it down, please?Copy !req
533. I wonder if it's loaded.
I want to...Copy !req
534. How do you get this...Copy !req
535. I can't do it. It's stuck.Copy !req
536. Give me that gun! Take the wheel.Copy !req
537. Goddamn you!Copy !req
538. Take this.Copy !req
539. I hold ten men's lives in my hand.Copy !req
540. It's a nine-millimetre.Copy !req
541. You don't have the stopping power.Copy !req
542. Right.Copy !req
543. For that, you'd need magnum force.Copy !req
544. Easy, easy.Copy !req
545. They'll ask you if you want
to buy a bottle of champagne.Copy !req
546. - Don't.
- Explain.Copy !req
547. "Champagne" means a private dance.
We can't afford it.Copy !req
548. - "Champagne" is a code, right?
- Exactly.Copy !req
549. - What does "vodka" mean?
- Nothing.Copy !req
550. You can order anything you want
so long as it's not what?Copy !req
551. Champagne.Copy !req
552. What'll it be?Copy !req
553. Let me get a vodka tonic
and a beer, please.Copy !req
554. I'd like to buy your
most expensive bottle of champagne.Copy !req
555. Dumb ass!Copy !req
556. I need a major credit card.Copy !req
557. This is a gentlemen's club.Copy !req
558. You are expected
to behave as gentlemen.Copy !req
559. I'll be giving you one rule.Copy !req
560. If you break this rule,
I will break your arm.Copy !req
561. - Are we clear?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
562. The ladies can touch you.Copy !req
563. You cannot touch the ladies
at any point, under any circumstance.Copy !req
564. - Is that clear?
- Crystal.Copy !req
565. Enjoy your evening.Copy !req
566. Have a seat right here, sexy.Copy !req
567. Just relax.Copy !req
568. Give it to me.Copy !req
569. God!Copy !req
570. Hands! Hands!Copy !req
571. Asshole!
Told you, don't touch us!Copy !req
572. - Jerk! Can't listen to shit!
- What did I tell you?Copy !req
573. What did I fucking tell you?Copy !req
574. The other one!Copy !req
575. Take it easy, man!Copy !req
576. Am I talking to you?Copy !req
577. I'm talking to
your faggot friend here!Copy !req
578. - Stop fucking kicking him!
- Think you can beat my ass?Copy !req
579. - Want a piece of this?
- Think you can beat my ass?Copy !req
580. Everybody back the fuck away!Copy !req
581. Is there another way out?Copy !req
582. Behind you. The door.Copy !req
583. Marcus.Copy !req
584. What are you doing?Copy !req
585. Getting rid of the weapon.Copy !req
586. It has your fingerprints on it.Copy !req
587. Do we answer?Copy !req
588. It's probably Orange County,
wondering where his car is.Copy !req
589. They can trace us
even if we don't answer.Copy !req
590. Go find the gun.Copy !req
591. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
592. Just because some rapper's got
a white buddy...Copy !req
593. doesn't mean that
he's Sidney fucking Poitier.Copy !req
594. You pat him down.Copy !req
595. You check him out.Copy !req
596. I know.Copy !req
597. You know what wakes me up at night,
covered in a cold sweat?Copy !req
598. Knowing you're no worse than anyone
else in your screwed-up generation.Copy !req
599. Give me a towel.Copy !req
600. In the old days...Copy !req
601. you know how you got to the top?Copy !req
602. By being better
than the guy ahead of you.Copy !req
603. And how do you people
get to the top?Copy !req
604. By being so fucking incompetent,
the guy ahead of you can't do his job.Copy !req
605. So he falls on his ass, and
congratulations, you are now on top.Copy !req
606. And now the top is down here,
when it used to be up here...Copy !req
607. and you don't even know
the difference.Copy !req
608. They said that
they're from Los Angeles.Copy !req
609. Then they must be
staying somewhere.Copy !req
610. And I won't just teach you
how to play...Copy !req
611. I'll show you how not to be
overwhelmed by the casino:Copy !req
612. The noise, the dealer
and other players.Copy !req
613. I'm going to show you what to do,
how to do it and when to do it.Copy !req
614. What?Copy !req
615. Room 660.Copy !req
616. Who was that?Copy !req
617. Some shit.Copy !req
618. I don't know.Copy !req
619. They're at the Riviera, room 660.Copy !req
620. Keep the change.Copy !req
621. Here we go.Copy !req
622. Hey, hey!Copy !req
623. We got 30 seconds to get out!Copy !req
624. - Get up!
- Grab what you can!Copy !req
625. - What the fuck?
- Get up, man!Copy !req
626. - Just do it now!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
627. What'd you guys do, man?Copy !req
628. Room service.Copy !req
629. It's them.Copy !req
630. Who's "them"?Copy !req
631. Kid! Kid, open the door.Copy !req
632. I'm really sorry about before...Copy !req
633. but it'd be swell if you could
open the door right now!Copy !req
634. - Fuck you!
- Bitch!Copy !req
635. Look, I'm really sorry, but it'd be
swell if you'd open the door.Copy !req
636. - It's an emergency.
- Open up the door, boy.Copy !req
637. Hundred bucks.Copy !req
638. - Fuck!
- We got to give him the money!Copy !req
639. - Tiny!
- Here's 10.Copy !req
640. Now, kid, open up the door.Copy !req
641. Open now. Open now!Copy !req
642. Come on, man.Copy !req
643. Come on, buddy.Copy !req
644. Okay, you got the money.
Open the door.Copy !req
645. I don't feel well!Copy !req
646. What's going on?
Someone tell me what's going on.Copy !req
647. What the fuck are we running from?Copy !req
648. - Get in.
- You get in!Copy !req
649. - Get in!
- I'm not getting in the back!Copy !req
650. Hey, come on!Copy !req
651. Get the car!Copy !req
652. Do you even know
how to drive this car?Copy !req
653. Of course I do. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
654. Damn! Watch what you're doing.Copy !req
655. Oh, my God!Copy !req
656. Hold up!Copy !req
657. Yo, Simon, slow down!Copy !req
658. Come on. Look at this.Copy !req
659. Come on!Copy !req
660. They're right behind us.Copy !req
661. Who?Copy !req
662. Shit!Copy !req
663. You're making me sick again, man.Copy !req
664. Let me out!Copy !req
665. Cop, cop, cop!Copy !req
666. It's them.Copy !req
667. How did they find us?Copy !req
668. It's their town.Copy !req
669. They have people.Copy !req
670. Get off this street.Copy !req
671. - Hold on!
- Wait!Copy !req
672. Not here! Wait!Copy !req
673. What the fuck?Copy !req
674. I don't see them.Copy !req
675. Wait! They're coming in!Copy !req
676. All right, we can do this!Copy !req
677. We can do it!Copy !req
678. Let's gut this motherfucker!Copy !req
679. Are you happy now?Copy !req
680. Shut up, man!Copy !req
681. Is your British ass happy now?Copy !req
682. Come on, man!Copy !req
683. - They're going to kill us!
- Shit!Copy !req
684. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
685. Man!Copy !req
686. Will you get out of there?Copy !req
687. Just so we're clear.Copy !req
688. You stole a car...Copy !req
689. shot a bouncer...Copy !req
690. and had sex with two women?Copy !req
691. You had sex with two women?Copy !req
692. Here's the plan.Copy !req
693. We can be in Mexico by noon.Copy !req
694. We'll split up. I'll take Baja.Copy !req
695. Fuck the plan, fuck Mexico!Copy !req
696. We're going back home to L.A.Copy !req
697. Simon, think about it.Copy !req
698. If they wanted the cops,
they would've called them in Vegas.Copy !req
699. They wanted us gone,
and we're gone.Copy !req
700. It's over.Copy !req
701. - You had sex with two women?
- Yeah.Copy !req
702. Yeah, Tommy, it's Vic.Copy !req
703. I need you to run a credit card.Copy !req
704. Yeah. You ready?Copy !req
705. First name, Todd.Copy !req
706. Last name, Gaines. G-A-l-N-E-S.Copy !req
707. - Which brings you all your holiday
favourites in one wonderful collection.Copy !req
708. - Don't.
- Why not?Copy !req
709. Because she's been on for 14 hours.Copy !req
710. - Ronna.
- No.Copy !req
711. - I haven't asked yet.
- The answer's still no.Copy !req
712. Maybe you forget, Detective.Copy !req
713. I was cleared of all charges.Copy !req
714. I don't care how many lawyers
you bring in.Copy !req
715. Eden Valley will never stand
for your kind of scum.Copy !req
716. You work out, don't you?Copy !req
717. We have to. It's in the contract.Copy !req
718. No, no, you got a great body.Copy !req
719. Hey, people in here!Copy !req
720. Look, Burke, just so we're
clear on this...Copy !req
721. even if you get this guy today,
our charges are dropped, right?Copy !req
722. If a guy's concerned about
the legal process...Copy !req
723. how come he gets busted
for possession?Copy !req
724. Relax. I'll sign the form,
and the whole thing goes away.Copy !req
725. Is it safe to have a radio
against my balls?Copy !req
726. It's safe enough.Copy !req
727. Starlight, star bright...Copy !req
728. first star that I see tonight.Copy !req
729. I wish I may, I wish l...Copy !req
730. That's good. I'm getting him.Copy !req
731. What does your girlfriend look like?Copy !req
732. Five foot eight, brown hair, blue eyes.Copy !req
733. - Hot?
- Hot? Yeah.Copy !req
734. Is she faithful?Copy !req
735. No. I don't think so.Copy !req
736. You faithful?Copy !req
737. Not anymore, no.Copy !req
738. Zack's girlfriend
is fucking around on him.Copy !req
739. Man, that sucks. How'd you find out?Copy !req
740. No big deal.
I don't want to get into it.Copy !req
741. - Come on. Spill it.
- Absolutely. Tell us.Copy !req
742. Okay. I found socks.Copy !req
743. You know, the socks
with elastic around the ankle...Copy !req
744. to keep it from stretching out?Copy !req
745. All my socks have that.Copy !req
746. One day, I went into the drawer
and there was a pair that didn't.Copy !req
747. - So...
- You hear that?Copy !req
748. We got John Sherlock Holmes in here.Copy !req
749. You've been fucking around too.Copy !req
750. Only after I found out.Copy !req
751. So, Zack, do you know
who your girlfriend's fucking?Copy !req
752. No, Adam, I do not.Copy !req
753. Although I have suspicions,
mostly ex-boyfriends who keep calling.Copy !req
754. What a coincidence.Copy !req
755. I have the exact same problem
with my girlfriend.Copy !req
756. Isn't it ironic?Copy !req
757. Don't you think?Copy !req
758. Maybe I should start
checking for socks too.Copy !req
759. Gay men are so hot.Copy !req
760. It's tragic.Copy !req
761. He's not here.Copy !req
762. What should we do? He's not here.Copy !req
763. We're going to ask.Copy !req
764. You're going to ask. Come on.Copy !req
765. Why me?Copy !req
766. You're more wholesome.
Just get up there and improv.Copy !req
767. There's an opera about him.Copy !req
768. Xerxes.Copy !req
769. I took Music Appreciation.
Twice.Copy !req
770. He wasn't there.Copy !req
771. - We heard. You guys were great.
- You did great.Copy !req
772. Now this chick, Ronna,
you think she can score?Copy !req
773. - Maybe.
- Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
774. Then that's all we need.
It's all connected. Circle of life.Copy !req
775. Now they're both going in.
What's up with that?Copy !req
776. If she gets the stuff, what?
You just arrest her?Copy !req
777. No, we try to bring her over.Copy !req
778. You see, we arrest her
and then what?Copy !req
779. One crack whore off the street.Copy !req
780. We cut her a deal
if she helps us get this guy.Copy !req
781. We cut him a deal to get the guy
above him. Like with you.Copy !req
782. Sooner or later,
everybody's working for the Man.Copy !req
783. You got that right.Copy !req
784. She's coming up.Copy !req
785. What if she's not a dealer?Copy !req
786. What if it's just one thing you pulled
her into? Isn't that entrapment?Copy !req
787. If she's making a deal, she's a dealer.Copy !req
788. Doesn't matter
if it's her first or last.Copy !req
789. Ronna, hon, we are fresh out of OJ.
Cerveza?Copy !req
790. We bought a bunch
of orange juice earlier.Copy !req
791. We just left it out in the car.
But I can run and get it.Copy !req
792. Zack tells me that you got 20 at 20.
Is that right?Copy !req
793. You got a bathroom?Copy !req
794. Yeah. Down the hall, on the right.Copy !req
795. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
796. Go!Copy !req
797. It's all yours.Copy !req
798. I shouldn't be
drinking beer, should I?Copy !req
799. My being so...Copy !req
800. you know, underage and all.Copy !req
801. That means move away
from the door.Copy !req
802. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
803. Watch how I twist his wrist away
while I put on the second cuff...Copy !req
804. so he can't go after me.Copy !req
805. Right down like that. Boom!
Snap it on.Copy !req
806. You know, I watch
all these cop shows...Copy !req
807. and they never do it right. Ever.Copy !req
808. Pisses me off.Copy !req
809. Spread them!Copy !req
810. Hey, feel the abs on this one.Copy !req
811. You could scrub laundry on these.Copy !req
812. What?Copy !req
813. Nothing.Copy !req
814. I'm just out of it.Copy !req
815. Have a merry Christmas.
It was good to meet you.Copy !req
816. All right. Noël.Copy !req
817. Whether you get something
on that guy or not...Copy !req
818. we're done, right? We did our part.
- You did your part.Copy !req
819. Great!
Could you take off my handcuffs?Copy !req
820. There's something
I wanted to ask you guys. Sort of a...Copy !req
821. I don't know.
Sort of a proposition.Copy !req
822. You see, my wife and l...
Irene, she's my wife.Copy !req
823. We both work on Christmas,
so we have Christmas dinner tonight.Copy !req
824. And I was thinking...Copy !req
825. maybe you guys
could eat dinner with us.Copy !req
826. My wife is great. You'll love her.Copy !req
827. Then I'll sign the paper.
How does that sound?Copy !req
828. Well...Copy !req
829. Yes?Copy !req
830. - Hi.
- Hi. Sorry.Copy !req
831. Phone?Copy !req
832. - Check my messages?
- Here.Copy !req
833. Sorry.Copy !req
834. No. Stay for a sec.
Here, smell this.Copy !req
835. What does that smell like?Copy !req
836. CK One, right?Copy !req
837. Right? But it's not.Copy !req
838. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
839. I get this stuff
for half what that stuff costs.Copy !req
840. - It's nice.
- It's very nice. Here, try.Copy !req
841. It's down.Copy !req
842. So is the liner.Copy !req
843. - It's really soft.
- Get on.Copy !req
844. Oh, no, no.
I got to go help with dinner...Copy !req
845. - Hear that?
- Hear what?Copy !req
846. Exactly. Individually wrapped springs.
Top quality.Copy !req
847. I could do aerobics
and you wouldn't feel it.Copy !req
848. I bet I wouldn't.Copy !req
849. So, Zack, would you say
you're open to new things?Copy !req
850. Tell me something.Copy !req
851. When you kiss those girls, you're not
really kissing them, are you?Copy !req
852. Well, it's a stage kiss.Copy !req
853. Your lips touch,
but there's no tongue.Copy !req
854. So there's no feeling?Copy !req
855. Nobody gets jealous?Copy !req
856. It's not real. It's only acting.Copy !req
857. See, now that...Copy !req
858. There was a tongue there.Copy !req
859. Honey?Copy !req
860. Red or white?Copy !req
861. Which goes with ham?Copy !req
862. - White.
- White.Copy !req
863. Fabulous.Copy !req
864. - More wine?
- No.Copy !req
865. He doesn't want any more.
Unless he does. Do you?Copy !req
866. No.Copy !req
867. No, thank you. No, thank you.Copy !req
868. Sure.Copy !req
869. Look...Copy !req
870. Burke, this is...Copy !req
871. This is really great.
This is wonderful. Thank you.Copy !req
872. You're welcome.Copy !req
873. I don't even know how to say this.Copy !req
874. I'm sorry, but I think
we have to leave soon...Copy !req
875. because Adam's not feeling well.Copy !req
876. I don't.Copy !req
877. It's true.Copy !req
878. Well, if you got to go...Copy !req
879. then I understand.Copy !req
880. But...Copy !req
881. well, Irene and I sort of...Copy !req
882. had an ulterior motive
for inviting you here.Copy !req
883. He makes it sound sinister.Copy !req
884. - It's not.
- No, I don't...Copy !req
885. She's right. Okay.Copy !req
886. You've looked around our place.Copy !req
887. Where do you think we got
most of this stuff?Copy !req
888. Just guess.Copy !req
889. Come on.Copy !req
890. - Sears?
- J.C. Penney?Copy !req
891. It's actually from
Confederated Products.Copy !req
892. Almost everything here
is from Confederated Products...Copy !req
893. from the toilet paper
to the candles to the ham.Copy !req
894. - The wine.
- The wine, the wine.Copy !req
895. Even that cologne you liked.Copy !req
896. Confederated Products is a multilevel,
direct wholesaling company...Copy !req
897. which means we don't just sell
the products.Copy !req
898. No sir-you-ree Bob!Copy !req
899. We recruit and manage teams
that work under us.Copy !req
900. Irene and I started eight months ago...Copy !req
901. and already, we're pulling in
$50,000 a year.Copy !req
902. We're the number four distributor
in southern California.Copy !req
903. You got that one, babe.Copy !req
904. And by March,
we might be number three.Copy !req
905. As law enforcement officers, we can't
recruit distributors from the force.Copy !req
906. It's against the rules.
So what we do is...Copy !req
907. we look for people
in other industries...Copy !req
908. Like the entertainment industry.Copy !req
909. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
910. You want us to sell Amway?Copy !req
911. It's Confederated Products.
It's a...Copy !req
912. It's a different company.Copy !req
913. It's a different quality of product.Copy !req
914. I have to do something
terrifically unwholesome after that.Copy !req
915. I need to bathe in sin.Copy !req
916. With me, or one of
your other boyfriends?Copy !req
917. Okay, I have cheated on you
with exactly one guy.Copy !req
918. Ditto.Copy !req
919. Who?Copy !req
920. No, I won't tell you because
you'll freak out and it'll be drama.Copy !req
921. Bad, not funny Roseanne kind of
drama. And I'm just not up for it.Copy !req
922. - I'll tell you mine.
- No.Copy !req
923. Why not?Copy !req
924. You can't wait to tell me, can you?
You're gloating.Copy !req
925. You think yours is better than mine.Copy !req
926. No, I don't.Copy !req
927. - It's Sean Connery, isn't it?
- Count of three.Copy !req
928. - Fine.
- One...Copy !req
929. - Wait, wait.
two...Copy !req
930. Okay, fine.Copy !req
931. Count of three.Copy !req
932. One, two, three.Copy !req
933. - Jimmy...
- Jimmy in Makeup.Copy !req
934. Jimmy?Copy !req
935. "Jimmy" Jimmy?Copy !req
936. Is Jimmy here?Copy !req
937. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
938. I'll call you back.Copy !req
939. Jimmy's not here right now.Copy !req
940. He went to this thing.Copy !req
941. I'll go get it.Copy !req
942. You two do know, don't you?Copy !req
943. We know.Copy !req
944. I take no responsibility.Copy !req
945. I was only an innocent bystander.Copy !req
946. But there was this one time
you guys...Copy !req
947. you missed each other
by, like, three minutes.Copy !req
948. It was so exciting!Copy !req
949. It's some sort of rave thing.Copy !req
950. I got to say, the thing about Jimmy,
the sex wasn't that good.Copy !req
951. And the ear thing?Copy !req
952. I have Q-tips.
That's not necessary, thank you.Copy !req
953. The one thing I will give him
credit for is the oral.Copy !req
954. The oral was good.Copy !req
955. What do you mean? He was terrible.Copy !req
956. At one point, I had to stop him
and correct his bad technique.Copy !req
957. I actually grabbed him by his ears
and retrained him from the throat up.Copy !req
958. When was that?Copy !req
959. I don't know. October, maybe?Copy !req
960. Early October,
he suddenly got so much better.Copy !req
961. Hey.Copy !req
962. Hi, cowboy.Copy !req
963. Hi, asshole.Copy !req
964. Stop!Copy !req
965. I think you want
to follow that guy out.Copy !req
966. What?Copy !req
967. Where'd you learn to drive?
Circleville?Copy !req
968. I didn't pack a bag.Copy !req
969. What the...?Copy !req
970. Stop!Copy !req
971. - Go. Go.
- What if she's...?Copy !req
972. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
973. Okay.Copy !req
974. Let's think about this logically.
She's either alive or she's dead.Copy !req
975. All right, if she's dead...Copy !req
976. there's nothing we can do.Copy !req
977. And if she's alive,
that guy who had that gun...Copy !req
978. who looked like
he wanted to shoot her...Copy !req
979. he probably did shoot her.Copy !req
980. So...Copy !req
981. even if she's alive, she's dead.
- Exactly.Copy !req
982. Exactly. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
983. The only witnesses
are you, me and him.Copy !req
984. I don't think any of us will talk
about this anytime soon, so...Copy !req
985. I really...Copy !req
986. It really didn't go
as bad as it could've.Copy !req
987. A girl is dead.Copy !req
988. I didn't say it went perfectly.Copy !req
989. 911 emergency.Copy !req
990. What's up?Copy !req
991. Holy shit!Copy !req
992. They couldn't have been listening.Copy !req
993. Hello?
They could've been recording it.Copy !req
994. Everything we've said
would be on tape...Copy !req
995. and they'd know we did it.Copy !req
996. What if we were, like,
running lines or something?Copy !req
997. We could've been rehearsing.
They know we're actors.Copy !req
998. Maybe no one's found the girl yet.Copy !req
999. They will.Copy !req
1000. If there's no body, there's no crime.Copy !req
1001. - Stop! Stop it!
- What?Copy !req
1002. - What?
- It's a Miata.Copy !req
1003. Well, where...?Copy !req
1004. We'll put her in the passenger seat.Copy !req
1005. Then where will I...?Copy !req
1006. You'll be in the passenger seat
holding her up.Copy !req
1007. All right.Copy !req
1008. Little help?Copy !req
1009. I can't.Copy !req
1010. What do you mean?Copy !req
1011. I can't do this. I can't do this.Copy !req
1012. - Listen.
- She's dead.Copy !req
1013. - She's not dead!
- She's dead.Copy !req
1014. I hit her and killed her.
She's dead.Copy !req
1015. She's not dead. She's acting dead.Copy !req
1016. Listen, this is just a scene.Copy !req
1017. You're just acting scared.Copy !req
1018. I'm acting like I'm helping her.Copy !req
1019. It's a scene. Look at the lights.Copy !req
1020. We're acting. Look at the camera.
Watch it.Copy !req
1021. Watch your blocking.
Say "hi" to Molly in Wardrobe.Copy !req
1022. - Hi, Molly.
- Say it. "Hi, Molly."Copy !req
1023. Hi, Molly.Copy !req
1024. Craft services are here and they're
making those veggie burgers you love.Copy !req
1025. You can have as many as you want.
Just help me get through this scene.Copy !req
1026. Just help me get through this scene.
That's it.Copy !req
1027. Smell them. Smell them.Copy !req
1028. Smell the veggie burgers.
Can you smell them?Copy !req
1029. I'm not delusional!Copy !req
1030. Then grab her fucking arms!Copy !req
1031. - She's not dead.
- No shit!Copy !req
1032. If she isn't dead,
then we didn't kill her.Copy !req
1033. - We can leave her.
- She's almost dead.Copy !req
1034. If we leave her and she dies,
why'd we come back?Copy !req
1035. - You still killed her.
- I killed her?Copy !req
1036. Come on, I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
1037. It's not like I'd testify against you.
Come on.Copy !req
1038. Let's stick to plan A.Copy !req
1039. What? In plan A, she was dead.Copy !req
1040. Wait. What...?Copy !req
1041. Okay, new plan.Copy !req
1042. Man, that's Kelly.Copy !req
1043. Somebody beat the crap out of her.Copy !req
1044. Can somebody call an ambulance?Copy !req
1045. Look.Copy !req
1046. They're getting her an ambulance.
She'll be fine.Copy !req
1047. It's good. Good.
She's going to be fine.Copy !req
1048. What about that guy?Copy !req
1049. The guy with the gun?
He could still go after her.Copy !req
1050. Hey, Adam. Hello? Look, girl in ditch:
Our problem.Copy !req
1051. Girl out of ditch:
Her problem.Copy !req
1052. Sorry. Look, we did the right thing.Copy !req
1053. What? Okay, approximately.Copy !req
1054. In a half-assed, thrown-together,
bouillabaisse-y kind of way...Copy !req
1055. we did the right thing.Copy !req
1056. Right?Copy !req
1057. She's fine.Copy !req
1058. Right.Copy !req
1059. - Just sit anywhere you want.
- Actually, I'm...Copy !req
1060. meeting people.Copy !req
1061. Have you seen Ronna or Mannie?Copy !req
1062. We're twins.Copy !req
1063. Coffee. Here you go.Copy !req
1064. We meet here after we go out,
in case we get separated.Copy !req
1065. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1066. Thanks for buying me breakfast.Copy !req
1067. Unless you want to sit alone.
I can...Copy !req
1068. No.Copy !req
1069. Fine.Copy !req
1070. See, I knew you weren't all evil.Copy !req
1071. What do you have against
The Family Circus?Copy !req
1072. Okay. You read your paper...Copy !req
1073. and you're enjoying
your two-page comic spread.Copy !req
1074. And there's
The Family fucking Circus...Copy !req
1075. bottom right-hand corner,
just waiting to suck.Copy !req
1076. And that's
the last thing you read, so...Copy !req
1077. it spoils everything
you read before it.Copy !req
1078. You could just not read it.Copy !req
1079. I hate it, yet I'm
uncontrollably drawn to it.Copy !req
1080. Are you going to...?Copy !req
1081. You know what I like about you?Copy !req
1082. And it's not your face.
You're only medium-cute.Copy !req
1083. But I think it's...Copy !req
1084. You're the first non-fake person
I've met here.Copy !req
1085. It's kind of nice.Copy !req
1086. Professional curiosity.
What are you on?Copy !req
1087. - I'm serious.
- So am I. What are you on?Copy !req
1088. Ginseng and Dexatrim.Copy !req
1089. You know what I like best
about Christmas?Copy !req
1090. The surprises.Copy !req
1091. You get this box and you're sure
you know what's inside.Copy !req
1092. You shake it, weigh it,
convinced you have it pegged.Copy !req
1093. No doubt in your mind.Copy !req
1094. But then you open it up,
and it's different.Copy !req
1095. You know. Wow, bang, surprise.Copy !req
1096. It's kind of like
you and me here, you know?Copy !req
1097. And I'm not saying
it's anything it's not.Copy !req
1098. Come on, this time yesterday,
who would've thunk it?Copy !req
1099. How'd you get out?Copy !req
1100. Well, isn't this romantic?Copy !req
1101. Simon's apartment is here.Copy !req
1102. On Orlando, just off of Third.Copy !req
1103. There's construction on La Cienega,
so you might want to take Fairfax.Copy !req
1104. Well, thanks.Copy !req
1105. Why don't you
drive them yourself?Copy !req
1106. You could help them
pull the trigger.Copy !req
1107. Listen, I'm going to need
to hide out here for a while.Copy !req
1108. Guys, guys. Come on!Copy !req
1109. Do it.Copy !req
1110. Don't let him kill me!Copy !req
1111. Do it!Copy !req
1112. Stop it!Copy !req
1113. Shut up!Copy !req
1114. Hello? Witness?Copy !req
1115. - You going to shoot us both?
- Shut up!Copy !req
1116. - This little fuck shot my son.
- In the arm.Copy !req
1117. So you'll shoot all of us?
What do you actually want?Copy !req
1118. Justice.Copy !req
1119. That should be the fleshiest bit,
right there.Copy !req
1120. So it should be okay if you hit that.Copy !req
1121. Right. Cheers.Copy !req
1122. I can't.Copy !req
1123. - What do you mean, you can't?
- I can't.Copy !req
1124. You just pull the fucking trigger.Copy !req
1125. Pull the fucking trigger!Copy !req
1126. If he knows he'll be shot,
it's not the same thing.Copy !req
1127. Just point! Shoot him!Copy !req
1128. - I don't mind.
- See? He don't mind.Copy !req
1129. If your mother could see you now.
You're disgusting!Copy !req
1130. - Pull the trigger.
- It's different.Copy !req
1131. No shit!Copy !req
1132. He shot you!Copy !req
1133. - Where you going?
- To work.Copy !req
1134. See? The girl's leaving.Copy !req
1135. See you later!Copy !req
1136. It's all right! I'm okay!Copy !req
1137. Hey.Copy !req
1138. Things didn't go exactly as planned,
you know?Copy !req
1139. And where's Mannie?Copy !req
1140. Fuck me!Copy !req
1141. - Mannie.
- Mannie?Copy !req
1142. Mannie?Copy !req
1143. - Mannie?
- Mannie?Copy !req
1144. Mannie?Copy !req
1145. Yeah? Yeah?Copy !req
1146. You look like shit.Copy !req
1147. Found them.Copy !req
1148. Let's go.Copy !req
1149. Here, I'll drive.Copy !req
1150. Do you have enough money
for your rent?Copy !req
1151. And 20 left over.Copy !req
1152. Maybe I'll open a savings account.Copy !req
1153. So...Copy !req
1154. what are we doing
for New Year's?Copy !req