1. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
2. The story you are about to see
has been told before. A lot.Copy !req
3. And now we are going to tell it again.
But different.Copy !req
4. It's about two star-crossed lovers
kept apart by a big feud.Copy !req
5. No one knows how this feud started,
but it's all quite entertaining.Copy !req
6. Unfortunately, before we begin,
there is a rather long, boring prologue,Copy !req
7. which I will read to you now.Copy !req
8. "Two households, both alike in dignity,Copy !req
9. In fair Verona...Copy !req
10. where we lay our scene,Copy !req
11. From ancient grudge
break to new mutiny,Copy !req
12. Where civil blood
makes civil hands unclean.Copy !req
13. From forth the fatal loins
of these two foes..."Copy !req
14. Ah, Miss Montague,
out you come to ruin my day.Copy !req
15. My, that's a hideous cardigan,
Mr. Capulet. It suits you.Copy !req
16. Wizened old hag.Copy !req
17. You crumbly old codger.Copy !req
18. Oh, great.Copy !req
19. No, this way!Copy !req
20. Whoa!Copy !req
21. I got one! I got one!Copy !req
22. I got one! I got one!Copy !req
23. Winston! Throw us the ball!Copy !req
24. Huh?Copy !req
25. Huh?Copy !req
26. Tybalt!Copy !req
27. Oh, those Blues are at it again.Copy !req
28. Top of the morning,
Lord Redbrick!Copy !req
29. Lady Bluebury.Copy !req
30. Your tulips are looking a little limp
this year, aren't they?Copy !req
31. Oh! I don't like
what you're incinerating.Copy !req
32. The proper word is "insinuating."Copy !req
33. Illiterate.Copy !req
34. I am not illiterate!
My parents were married!Copy !req
35. Benny! Come on. Let's go give those Reds
another lesson on how it's done.Copy !req
36. Yeah.Copy !req
37. Shroom, all clear?Copy !req
38. Gnomeo! Gnomeo!Copy !req
39. - Gnomeo! It's your mum!
- Huh? Oh, no!Copy !req
40. Just get this out into the alley!
I'll catch up with you.Copy !req
41. - OK, OK.
- Gnomeo...Copy !req
42. Mum! Have you ever seen our beautiful,
beautiful garden from this angle?Copy !req
43. Oh, yes. Especially the wisteria.Copy !req
44. That tree was your father's
pride and joy.Copy !req
45. May he rest in pieces.Copy !req
46. Oh, how you remind me of him.Copy !req
47. Oh. Which is why I wanted to say...Copy !req
48. - I know. I know. My chores.
- Gnomeo...Copy !req
49. Edging, trimming, planting, pruning.
Consider it all done.Copy !req
50. - I wanted to say...
- Done, done. It's done like I did it.Copy !req
51. - Gnomeo!
- Done.Copy !req
52. All I wanted to say was "good luck."Copy !req
53. Thanks, Mum.Copy !req
54. Go out there and show them we BluesCopy !req
55. are better than any Red!Copy !req
56. Red. I hate the word.Copy !req
57. Wow!Copy !req
58. A Cupid's Arrow orchid!Copy !req
59. Oh! Juliet!Copy !req
60. Huh? Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
61. Oh.Copy !req
62. Hiya, Dad!
You won't believe what I found!Copy !req
63. Do you want to get smashed?Copy !req
64. Aflower that will put that Blue garden
to shame, just across the alley.Copy !req
65. This feud business
is none of your concern.Copy !req
66. And as leader of this garden,
it's up to me to...Copy !req
67. Uh, I am a Red, after all.Copy !req
68. Oh, you're just as impulsivated
as your mother was. Bless her to bits.Copy !req
69. Now, back where you belong.Copy !req
70. I can't just stay tucked away
on this pedestal all my life.Copy !req
71. Don't you see?
When will you realize you're delicate?Copy !req
72. I'm not delicate!Copy !req
73. She's definitely not delicate.Copy !req
74. Stubborn girl.Copy !req
75. Right.Copy !req
76. Delicate? Hmm!
I'll show him who's delicate.Copy !req
77. Gnomeo! Gnomeo!Copy !req
78. Tybalt, go!
Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!Copy !req
79. Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!Copy !req
80. Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!Copy !req
81. Gnomeo!Copy !req
82. OK, boys, y'all know the rules,
and I don't need to repeat them.Copy !req
83. But I'm gonna, because I wanna.
And here they are:Copy !req
84. No biting, no scratching,
no kicking, no burping,Copy !req
85. no slurping, no cussing, no squalling,Copy !req
86. no rassling, no heeing, no hawing,Copy !req
87. and more than anything, no cheating!Copy !req
88. No cheating? Hey, that's not fair!Copy !req
89. - Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!
- On your marks! Get set!Copy !req
90. - Sucker!
- Go, go, go!Copy !req
91. Huh?Copy !req
92. Aah!Copy !req
93. Whoa!Copy !req
94. No!Copy !req
95. Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!Copy !req
96. Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!Copy !req
97. You're the greatest, boss.
The greatest by far.Copy !req
98. The greatest! The greatest by far!Copy !req
99. Oh! Please, please, my friends.
Tell me something I don't already know.Copy !req
100. A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are!Copy !req
101. A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are!Copy !req
102. Well, Benny, I didn't think
it was possible,Copy !req
103. but your mouth is getting
even bigger than your hat!Copy !req
104. Tybalt! You just crossed the line!Copy !req
105. Yeah! The finish line!Copy !req
106. Adios, loser!Copy !req
107. Hey! Come on out and fight
like a gnome!Copy !req
108. - Flower boy won't come out!
- What's he gonna do?Copy !req
109. - You better do something!
- He can't get away with that!Copy !req
110. Show him! Show him! Come on!Copy !req
111. Well, if he won't come out,
I guess we'll just have to go in.Copy !req
112. The Red garden?
No one's ever been in there!Copy !req
113. Then I'd say
it's about time someone did.Copy !req
114. And payback is going to be fun.Copy !req
115. Shroom, let's go kick some grass.Copy !req
116. This mission into Red garden territoryCopy !req
117. is going to require maximum stealth.Copy !req
118. Well, you won't get much
stealthier than this.Copy !req
119. Hello!Copy !req
120. I got one.Copy !req
121. I got one.Copy !req
122. Swim away. Be free.Copy !req
123. Oh! Thank you.Copy !req
124. I got one.Copy !req
125. All this
for some daffy flower.Copy !req
126. Yes. It's the only way I'll ever
be taken seriously around here.Copy !req
127. And I'm gonna need you to cover,
Nanette.Copy !req
128. If my dad asks, just tell him
I'm washing my hair.Copy !req
129. "I'm washing my hair."Copy !req
130. I don't have hair!
He'll know it's a lie!Copy !req
131. - No, my hair!
- Got it! I'm washing your hair!Copy !req
132. OK, OK, whatever you say. I'll be quick.Copy !req
133. Out! Out!Copy !req
134. Damn, Spot!
Over here, boy!Copy !req
135. Wow! That was quick!Copy !req
136. I'm too easy to see.
I'm gonna need some kind of disguise.Copy !req
137. Ooh! A new outfit! I'm on it.Copy !req
138. Here. That is cute.Copy !req
139. Give us a turn.Copy !req
140. Nice junk in the trunk.
Now, go get your flower.Copy !req
141. Uh... Maybe a tad less fluorescent pink?Copy !req
142. How much less?Copy !req
143. Try black.Copy !req
144. Huh?Copy !req
145. Trust me. Nobody is going
to pay you any attention in that.Copy !req
146. Then it's perfect.Copy !req
147. Ooh!Copy !req
148. I'm going in.Copy !req
149. Take care! I'll tell your dad
you're doing your hair!Copy !req
150. Let's play a game.
I'm thinking of a movie.Copy !req
151. It's one word,
and it starts with, um, "Spider."Copy !req
152. Is it Spider-Man?Copy !req
153. Oh, you're good. OK.Copy !req
154. This is great! I love going commando!Copy !req
155. Shh! Now, just keep quiet.Copy !req
156. Shh!Copy !req
157. OK, I have another one. Two words.
The first word is "Spider-Man."Copy !req
158. Spider-Man 2?Copy !req
159. OK, who's cheating?Copy !req
160. Benny, give me the paint. Benny?Copy !req
161. No.Copy !req
162. - Benny! Benny!
- Oh!Copy !req
163. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
164. - Tybalt!
- Get them, you idiots!Copy !req
165. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
166. Run for it! Now!Copy !req
167. - Where did he go?
- He's in the begonias!Copy !req
168. - Well, do I look like a begonia?
- No, more like a pansy.Copy !req
169. Find him!Copy !req
170. - Not here.
- Not here either.Copy !req
171. Nothing but daisies here.Copy !req
172. Come on!Copy !req
173. Hold on.Copy !req
174. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
175. - Hey, Benny. See you on the other side!
- Gnomeo! No!Copy !req
176. Huh?Copy !req
177. Hmm?Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. I wish I could stay, but gotta fly.Copy !req
180. Whoa-whoa-whoa!Copy !req
181. Huh.Copy !req
182. Ducking up and down
All these crazy sights and soundsCopy !req
183. Um...Copy !req
184. You're probably wondering what I'm doing
on the roof of your greenhouse.Copy !req
185. It's just I...
Well, I thought no one lived here.Copy !req
186. They... don't. I mean, I don't.
This isn't my garden.Copy !req
187. Oh, well, that's good because
I just came to get that orchid.Copy !req
188. - Oh. This?
- Yes.Copy !req
189. I don't know, I think I'm going
to have to keep ahold of this one.Copy !req
190. What? But I saw it first,
so why don't you just hand it over.Copy !req
191. Well, I grabbed it first.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.Copy !req
192. But if you want it, come and get it.Copy !req
193. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
194. Nice greenhouse, eh?Copy !req
195. - Oh, yeah, you should see it from here.
- And miss this view?Copy !req
196. - Who's your gnomey?
- "Who's your gnomey?"Copy !req
197. Whoa!Copy !req
198. Who's your gnomey now?Copy !req
199. Hey!Copy !req
200. Whoa!Copy !req
201. Oh, no. He's a Blue. Not a Blue.Copy !req
202. Juliet. You're not allowed
off your pedestal.Copy !req
203. What are you doing
out in the alley?Copy !req
204. I'm, um... Well, I could ask you
the same question, Tybalt.Copy !req
205. We're looking for a blue gnome.
Yeah, he's an ugly little fellow.Copy !req
206. - Got a scratch, right here.
- And his name's Gnomeo.Copy !req
207. You haven't seen him, have you?Copy !req
208. Uh... Ooh. Um...Copy !req
209. Uh... He sounds awful.Copy !req
210. No, I... I, um, certainly haven't seen
him. I haven't seen him at all.Copy !req
211. Well, lucky you.
Come on. Let's get inside.Copy !req
212. Juliet.Copy !req
213. A Red.Copy !req
214. Why, of all things,
did she have to be a Red?Copy !req
215. So, where is the oh-so-important,
life-changing orchid?Copy !req
216. Um... Um...Copy !req
217. What... What orchid?Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. Hmm?Copy !req
220. Shut up! You met a boy!Copy !req
221. What? No. Well, maybe, sort of. Um...Copy !req
222. Yes. Yes, I did.Copy !req
223. I need details! And go slowly!Copy !req
224. - Is he totally gorgeous?
- Totally.Copy !req
225. Does he have a nice rotund belly?Copy !req
226. Well, let's call it sturdy.Copy !req
227. And his, uh...Copy !req
228. His hat is, um...Copy !req
229. - Big and pointy?
- And...Copy !req
230. you know,
I suppose in a certain light,Copy !req
231. you might say it looks sort of... blue.Copy !req
232. Blue.Copy !req
233. Ah! This is one of your little jokes!Copy !req
234. No, I don't get it.Copy !req
235. Oh! Flipping, flaming Nora!Copy !req
236. She's smooching the face off a Blue!Copy !req
237. Shh! Please shush, Nanette. Just zip it.Copy !req
238. Zip.Copy !req
239. Oh! Juliet! This is fantastic!Copy !req
240. - Is it?
- It's doomed.Copy !req
241. - What?
- A Red and a Blue.Copy !req
242. It just can't be.Copy !req
243. So it's a doomed love,
and that's the best kind.Copy !req
244. You'll never see him again.Copy !req
245. And then one day when you die,
you'll be all...Copy !req
246. "Oh, my true love. I only saw him once."Copy !req
247. I'll only see... What do you mean...Copy !req
248. What are you chatting about "once,"
I'll only see him once?Copy !req
249. How romantically tragic.Copy !req
250. Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.Copy !req
251. Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.Copy !req
252. It's doomed. Dead.Copy !req
253. - I'll only see him once?
- Doomed!Copy !req
254. I've never seen
Lord Redbrick so riled up.Copy !req
255. We have to find Gnomeo. Let's split up.Copy !req
256. I wish I could quit you.Copy !req
257. Hmm!Copy !req
258. Oh, well, let's go fishing.Copy !req
259. All right, boy.Copy !req
260. Go find Gnomeo.Copy !req
261. Doomed. Dead.
Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead.Copy !req
262. O Gnomeo, Gnomeo,Copy !req
263. are we really doomed, Gnomeo,
to never see each other again?Copy !req
264. Why must you wear a blue hat?Copy !req
265. Why couldn't it be red like my father,
or... or green like a leprechaun?Copy !req
266. Or purple like, um... like, uh...
like some weird guy?Copy !req
267. I mean, what's in a gnome? Because
you're blue, my father sees red,Copy !req
268. and because I'm red, I'm feeling blue.Copy !req
269. Oh. At any rate, that shouldn't be
the thing to keep us apart, should it?Copy !req
270. No! No, it shouldn't!
I couldn't have said it better myself!Copy !req
271. Oh, my giddy aunt. Did you just hear
all of that? What are you doing here?Copy !req
272. I don't know. Um... I came here to...Copy !req
273. Well, I don't know,
I just wanted to see you again.Copy !req
274. Are you crazy?Copy !req
275. If Dad finds you,
he'll bury you under the patio!Copy !req
276. Find me. You kidding?
"Stealth" is my middle name.Copy !req
277. No! Quick! Turn it off!Copy !req
278. I'm trying!Copy !req
279. - Do something!
- The button's stuck! Come on.Copy !req
280. Aah! Juliet!Copy !req
281. It won't turn off!Copy !req
282. - There's something behind you!
- Shroom!Copy !req
283. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
284. Juliet, what's with the...?Copy !req
285. Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.Copy !req
286. - Excuse me, a little help here.
- My dad's coming.Copy !req
287. So, you must be Gnomeo.Copy !req
288. Lovely to meet you... in the 30 seconds
before you're discovered and killed.Copy !req
289. - Quick, hide.
- Juliet,Copy !req
290. I've told you before,
no music in the grotto after 10:00.Copy !req
291. - What's going on here?
- Um...Copy !req
292. It was a... um...Copy !req
293. I saw a squirrel,
and he... he dropped his nuts.Copy !req
294. Yes, nuts, the size of... boulders!Copy !req
295. Yes, all right. Thank you, Nanette.Copy !req
296. Well, OK, but no mucking about,
especially not tonight.Copy !req
297. We've been attacked, by a Blue!Copy !req
298. And if I ever get my hands on a Blue,
he'll be sleeping with the fishes!Copy !req
299. Now, I'm not a man
who is wounded up easily!Copy !req
300. Lord Redbrick,
I've been having problems with my...Copy !req
301. Your what?Copy !req
302. I guess this isn't
the best time to talk.Copy !req
303. - It's not ideal.
- But I...Copy !req
304. Just go. Please go.
just came here to say I...Copy !req
305. - What? You what?
- I'm...Copy !req
306. - Oh, sorry.
- Juliet, is there something wrongCopy !req
307. - with the pond?
- The pond? No. What, this pond?Copy !req
308. No, it's fine. I mean,
it's just as pondy as ever.Copy !req
309. Oh, my gosh!
What is that thing over there?Copy !req
310. - What? What was it?
- The... thing, over there...Copy !req
311. - What did it look like?
- Oh, it looked like a really...Copy !req
312. OK, bye-bye then. Off you go.
Thanks for popping by.Copy !req
313. Good night, sweet prince,
and flights of angels...Copy !req
314. or pigeons or sparrows or whatever.Copy !req
315. Parting is such sweet sorrow.Copy !req
316. Ah.Copy !req
317. Nanette, where's Gnomeo? Is he gone?Copy !req
318. - Yeah. Gone forever.
- What?Copy !req
319. Whoa!Copy !req
320. I think you'll find this does,
actually, belong to you.Copy !req
321. Thank you.Copy !req
322. - I can't go.
- I know how you feel.Copy !req
323. No, really, I'm stuck.Copy !req
324. So, uh... can I see you again tomorrow?Copy !req
325. - Yes, but not here.
- Back in the old Lawrence place, then?Copy !req
326. - Noon?
- Not soon enough.Copy !req
327. - I can do 11:45.
- Done.Copy !req
328. That frog was right.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.Copy !req
329. Whoa.Copy !req
330. Thanks, Nanette.Copy !req
331. You know he's going to ditch you
when he finds out how much you weigh.Copy !req
332. Shroom, do you see this face?Copy !req
333. It's a happy gnome face.
Now, come here. Come on!Copy !req
334. Outrage! Infamy!Copy !req
335. The gardening gloves are off then,
are they?Copy !req
336. You!
Wrecking my mower!Copy !req
337. Dear lady, you are insane
in the brain!Copy !req
338. I never thought
even you'd stoop to such levels!Copy !req
339. Oh, and by the way,
kindly stop stealing my underwear.Copy !req
340. In your dreams,
you daft old cabbage!Copy !req
341. Oh. How could she do this
to Tybalt's wishing well?Copy !req
342. Oh, my sweet little flower boy.
Why would anyone ever pick on you?Copy !req
343. Oh! Who thinks I should orderCopy !req
344. the best new lawn mower money can buy?Copy !req
345. Oh...Copy !req
346. Why would anyone do this to Tybalt?Copy !req
347. Because nobody likes him.Copy !req
348. So, what are we going to do?Copy !req
349. Find their weak spots.Copy !req
350. Then what are we going to do?Copy !req
351. Damage.Copy !req
352. Lots and lots of damage.Copy !req
353. Right.
Mess with me, will you, Capulet?Copy !req
354. I'll show you, you old sack of compost.Copy !req
355. This is not over. Not by a long shot.Copy !req
356. Ah. Right. What do we got here?Copy !req
357. She's on the Worldy Widey Web.Copy !req
358. - Uh, no. No, no, don't think so.
- That one! Pick that one!Copy !req
359. - Ooh! That one! Yes, I like that one.
- No, don't think so.Copy !req
360. - No, no... That one!
- Oh! What's this?Copy !req
361. Are you losing the war in your garden?Copy !req
362. Well, brother, maybe it's time
for a secret weapon.Copy !req
363. Terrafirminator!Copy !req
364. It's the most ruthless, 500-horsepower,Copy !req
365. grass-dominating piece of hardware
the world has ever seen!Copy !req
366. Terrafirminator!Copy !req
367. It's unnecessarily powerful!
Now with 75 percent more power!Copy !req
368. - It clears!
- Clears!Copy !req
369. - It digs!
- Digs!Copy !req
370. - It mows!
- Mows!Copy !req
371. Your lawn will be afraid to grow!Copy !req
372. Terrafirminator!Copy !req
373. It's a weapon of grass destruction!Copy !req
374. Terrafirminator will not
inhibit grass from growing.Copy !req
375. Not recommended for residential use,
brother.Copy !req
376. That one!Copy !req
377. Oh, my.Copy !req
378. Pick... that one!
Please, please, pick that one!Copy !req
379. - Oh, dear.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...Copy !req
380. That's a bit in your face.Copy !req
381. This is more my speed.Copy !req
382. Meow.Copy !req
383. Oh! Not the Kitten Clipper! Oh, no.Copy !req
384. Definitely not.Copy !req
385. Huh?Copy !req
386. Ow!Copy !req
387. - Juliet? There you are.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
388. I've been ruminating
about our little discussion yesterday.Copy !req
389. - But I was just...
- What you need is compan-man-ship.Copy !req
390. Someone to look after you.
Who'll keep you safe.Copy !req
391. - What?
- You know Paris, don't you?Copy !req
392. Yes. Yes, of course. Why?Copy !req
393. - He's come to pay you a visitation.
- Dad!Copy !req
394. All right, all right. No one would ever
say I don't know when I'm not wanted.Copy !req
395. - Toodles!
- Got something for you.Copy !req
396. Here it is. Gypsophila. Lovely.Copy !req
397. What does it mean?
It means "lover of chalk."Copy !req
398. Although, ironically, it grows better
in a clay soil. It's weird.Copy !req
399. You think you got it down,
and then, bam, you do some reading,Copy !req
400. it turns out it likes clay soil,Copy !req
401. even though you thought it was
a lover of chalk. Weird.Copy !req
402. Right. Well, it's been
terribly nice speaking with you.Copy !req
403. Where are you going? Stop! No!
Obviously, do whatever you want.Copy !req
404. But my point was, surely, it's a bit
rude to leave me on a first date.Copy !req
405. - "First date"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. - I thought, what does a boyfriend...
- "Boyfriend"?Copy !req
407. get his girlfriend?
- "Girlfriend"?Copy !req
408. Ooh! This is good!Copy !req
409. A small token of my affection.Copy !req
410. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
411. Juliet, do you realize what this is?Copy !req
412. It is my own hybrid
of foxglove and buttercup...Copy !req
413. A love triangle!
which I call "foxbutt."Copy !req
414. And you! I never knew you were
such a devil!Copy !req
415. No, I mean, you know,
I've got my dark side, sure.Copy !req
416. Hey there, Juliet.Copy !req
417. What a name. It's a great name.
Goes with your... eyes.Copy !req
418. You're looking really cool.
You're looking good.Copy !req
419. Did it hurt when you fell down
from heaven?Copy !req
420. That's a killer, man.
Yeah, no. You're looking cool. Yeah.Copy !req
421. - How's it going with you, baby?
- Oh, I'm fine, baby. How are you?Copy !req
422. Uh... uh...
Never better.Copy !req
423. Huh?Copy !req
424. Do you think anyone heard that?Copy !req
425. There's nobody here.Copy !req
426. - Then why are you whispering?
- Why are you whispering?Copy !req
427. Oh! Look at that!Copy !req
428. Guess we're done
with the whispering thing then.Copy !req
429. It's a 1950s MacAllister Ranger.Copy !req
430. - Let's start her up!
- Yeah! OK.Copy !req
431. Check out the power on this beauty.Copy !req
432. She's empty. Bingo.Copy !req
433. - Hey, try this.
- Thanks.Copy !req
434. - Is that you?
- Yeah. Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
435. It's me, too!Copy !req
436. - What was that?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
437. OK, whatever you are, come out slowly!Copy !req
438. I have a loaded st... uh, weapon!Copy !req
439. And... And I'm not afraid to use it!Copy !req
440. - Do you think I scared him?
- Oh, definitely.Copy !req
441. I know I'm scared.Copy !req
442. Look at that baby, huh? Watch me now!Copy !req
443. By the way, thanks for finding my leg,
and setting me free. I love you!Copy !req
444. Do you know what it's like
to be trapped for 20 years?Copy !req
445. All alone by yourself,
no one for to talk at?Copy !req
446. "How's the other leg?"Copy !req
447. "I don't know, Featherstone, remember?
I don't have it."Copy !req
448. You see, I'm not exactly
terrific company, am I?Copy !req
449. Sorry, but we didn't think
anybody lived here.Copy !req
450. Yeah, we shouldn't be here.
We'll be going.Copy !req
451. - What if he follows us?
- Then our parents find out.Copy !req
452. Oh, no. Nanette was right. We're doomed!Copy !req
453. You cannot ever pull the wools
over these beady eyes. Ho-ho!Copy !req
454. I think that you two are on a date.Copy !req
455. - Date? No! No.
- Date? No! No.Copy !req
456. - Not dating. Fighting.
- Fighting to the death.Copy !req
457. - Mortal enemies here.
- Yeah, don't you see it?Copy !req
458. - He's a Blue!
- And she's a Red!Copy !req
459. And I'm pink! Who cares?Copy !req
460. Anyway, I got to ask.Copy !req
461. Why are you bringing her
to a dumpy place like this?Copy !req
462. I know! I know!Copy !req
463. I be right back!Copy !req
464. Juliet, wait.Copy !req
465. Oh, here it comes.
I'm too delicate, right?Copy !req
466. No, no. I was going to say,
don't hold back. Let her rip.Copy !req
467. - Oh! Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
468. Go!Copy !req
469. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
470. Whoo!Copy !req
471. Wow!Copy !req
472. Ta-da!Copy !req
473. Look at that! It's a definite
improvement. Fantastic penmanship, too.Copy !req
474. But, you know, we still gotta do
something about these weeds.Copy !req
475. They're not weeds.
Those dandelions are wishes.Copy !req
476. I don't know. Aweed by
any other name is still a weed.Copy !req
477. Go on. Make a wish and then blow on it.Copy !req
478. It's kind of hard with a beak, huh?Copy !req
479. Kind of tires you out, huh?
I go to sit down now.Copy !req
480. I've got a confession to make.
I've never actually driven a mower.Copy !req
481. No, you're a natural.Copy !req
482. Well, my dad,
he's a little overprotective.Copy !req
483. You know this is crazy, right?Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. I just never imagined
that I could fall for a Red.Copy !req
486. And me a Blue. No way.Copy !req
487. My whole life, my mum raised me
to hate you guys, you Reds.Copy !req
488. So, this could never work.Copy !req
489. Could it?Copy !req
490. Well, a Red and a Blue,
it just can't be.Copy !req
491. Can it?Copy !req
492. Look!
It's kind of like snowing, but it's not.Copy !req
493. Oh, baby, you know, I getting into this
now. See, the trick is to go like...Copy !req
494. Then you get them all with one.
You don't have to...Copy !req
495. Ah! I wish that we could all come back
and do this tomorrow.Copy !req
496. And, uh... I promise,Copy !req
497. your secret is safe with me.Copy !req
498. Well, should we?Copy !req
499. I can do 11:45.Copy !req
500. Not soon enough.Copy !req
501. Hey, Shroom. What's up, button head?Copy !req
502. Careful there. You're going to chip
something. What's eating you?Copy !req
503. How? How?Copy !req
504. - Mum!
- Gnomeo!Copy !req
505. How could this have happened?
Where were you?Copy !req
506. I was...Copy !req
507. I was nowhere.Copy !req
508. Don't worry, Mum.
I'll make it up to you.Copy !req
509. How? Redbrick and his hoodlums
have destroyedCopy !req
510. the most beautiful thing
we Blues have.Copy !req
511. Your father planted her.Copy !req
512. We raised her from a seedling.Copy !req
513. Those blasted Reds! Come on, Gnomeo!
We'll make them pay!Copy !req
514. Every last one of them!Copy !req
515. Every last one?Copy !req
516. My dad can really pick them.Copy !req
517. Can't he just?Copy !req
518. - Oh! This is painful.
- Oh! Sweet torture.Copy !req
519. - Ooh, shiny, shiny.
- Nanette?Copy !req
520. Gnomeo.Copy !req
521. OK.Copy !req
522. Huh?Copy !req
523. Juliet, no, wait!
I... I...Copy !req
524. A Blue! A Blue!Copy !req
525. - Abort, abort the mission!
- What, what happened?Copy !req
526. Uh... The nozzle jammed. Let's go.Copy !req
527. Gnomeo?Copy !req
528. Hmm...Copy !req
529. Such a big hat
for such a small gnome.Copy !req
530. So, you boys fancy a little bit of fun?Copy !req
531. Let's take this baby out into the alley.Copy !req
532. Then what are we going to do?Copy !req
533. We're going to have a smashing time.Copy !req
534. Aw, come on, Juliet.
It's not as bad as all that.Copy !req
535. Is that your big move on a second date?Copy !req
536. You wine them, dine them,
and then spray them with weedkiller?Copy !req
537. You've got to admit, it is original.Copy !req
538. Hola!
My fellow funsters are back already.Copy !req
539. Juliet, be reasonable! I didn't have
a choice after "Incident Wisteria."Copy !req
540. How do you think that looks?
Just a toilet, in the middle of a yard,Copy !req
541. with nothing growing out of it.Copy !req
542. - You Blues are so infuriating!
- Wait a minute. Us Blues?Copy !req
543. - So, what you guys want to do?
- Featherstone, we're busy!Copy !req
544. Come on, guys! Let us have some fun!Copy !req
545. Let me tell you something
about you Reds.Copy !req
546. Us Reds?Copy !req
547. Can't we all just laugh about this?
I know your little mushroom dude can.Copy !req
548. - Featherstone!
- Featherstone!Copy !req
549. - We're in the middle of something!
- You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
550. - Do you mind?
- Just leave us alone!Copy !req
551. Right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
552. You know, sometime
I get a little overexcited.Copy !req
553. Especially having such
great new friends. Like you, and...Copy !req
554. But I know I can be a bit... much.Copy !req
555. Wait, Featherstone. Hey...Copy !req
556. Come back,
Featherstone. I'm sorry.Copy !req
557. I may not be
a smart bird, but I know what love is.Copy !req
558. You know, other people's hateCopy !req
559. destroyed my love, and...Copy !req
560. I couldn't do nothing about it.Copy !req
561. But you... you can.Copy !req
562. You know, I think that
crazy pink plastic bird might be right.Copy !req
563. What if we never went back?Copy !req
564. Never go back? But what about my dad?Copy !req
565. And Nanette? And the Red garden?Copy !req
566. You see, the truth is,
over there, we're enemies.Copy !req
567. But here? Here, we're a matching pair.Copy !req
568. Juliet, will you stay here
and build a garden with me?Copy !req
569. I'd love to.Copy !req
570. Gnomeo!Copy !req
571. What are you doing?Copy !req
572. Benny! Listen, mate, I can explain.Copy !req
573. Benny! Benny, wait!Copy !req
574. Well, well, well.
If it isn't little Big Hat Benny!Copy !req
575. Mess with our garden, will you?Copy !req
576. Benny!Copy !req
577. No!Copy !req
578. Ooh! That felt good.Copy !req
579. Oh, no. Oh, no!Copy !req
580. Tybalt!Copy !req
581. A hat for a hat!Copy !req
582. Gnomeo, no!Copy !req
583. You wouldn't attack
an unarmed gnome, would you?Copy !req
584. Sucker!Copy !req
585. Pity!Copy !req
586. Tybalt! The wall!Copy !req
587. You don't think I'm going to fall
for that old trick, do you? What wall?Copy !req
588. Oh. That wall.Copy !req
589. No.Copy !req
590. - What was that?
- What's happened?Copy !req
591. Tybalt?Copy !req
592. Tybalt. Tybalt?Copy !req
593. Tybalt can't be with us anymore.Copy !req
594. Ooh.Copy !req
595. Smash him back!Copy !req
596. No!Copy !req
597. What is the meaning
of all this constipation?Copy !req
598. Gnomeo smashed Tybalt!Copy !req
599. - No! He didn't do it!
- Juliet!Copy !req
600. - Gnomeo!
- Mum!Copy !req
601. A gnome for a gnome!Copy !req
602. - Catch!
- What?Copy !req
603. Smash him back!Copy !req
604. Run, Gnomeo! Run!Copy !req
605. Stop! Stop that!Copy !req
606. Revenge!Copy !req
607. Oh?Copy !req
608. Oh...Copy !req
609. - What are you doing?
- No! I love him!Copy !req
610. - What?
- Doomed.Copy !req
611. Oh! Someone do something.Copy !req
612. Gnomeo!Copy !req
613. Are you mad?Copy !req
614. There's been enough
smashing for one day!Copy !req
615. Now get her on her pedestal
and keep her there!Copy !req
616. He's gone.Copy !req
617. Oh, no... gone.Copy !req
618. Oh, Gnomeo. No...Copy !req
619. No, not Gnomeo.Copy !req
620. Let's get you home, now.Copy !req
621. Oh! My poor, poor boy.Copy !req
622. Hmm?Copy !req
623. Stay. Stay!Copy !req
624. Good boy!Copy !req
625. Shroom! Shroom!Copy !req
626. Huh?Copy !req
627. No!Copy !req
628. Hey, what's this? A gnome?Copy !req
629. Yeah, mate.
It looks like your sister.Copy !req
630. Whoa! Don't drop it!Copy !req
631. Come on, pass it!Copy !req
632. You left me no choice, Juliet.Copy !req
633. I've lost your mother.
I am not going to lose you.Copy !req
634. Psst! Psst! Bunnies! Fall in.Copy !req
635. All right. We've got to avenge Gnomeo.
Here's what we're going to do. Now...Copy !req
636. No, not now, Shroom!Copy !req
637. Right. Got it!Copy !req
638. OK. OK! Little mushroom dude,
I'm coming.Copy !req
639. What? What are you trying to say?Copy !req
640. So, Little Timmy has fallen
down the well?Copy !req
641. No? Little John?Copy !req
642. Little Mustafa? Little Richard? What?Copy !req
643. Oh. Ateapot fell down the well.Copy !req
644. What?Copy !req
645. Gnomeo.Copy !req
646. You saying Gnomeo fell down the well?Copy !req
647. No, little mushroom, he was smashed.Copy !req
648. I saw it myself.Copy !req
649. What? You want I still should
follow you some more. OK, fine.Copy !req
650. I going with you. I go. But what this
has to do with Gnomeo, I don't know.Copy !req
651. And where is this well
everyone is falling into?Copy !req
652. Psst!Copy !req
653. Hmm?Copy !req
654. Ready?Copy !req
655. Ew.Copy !req
656. Hmm?Copy !req
657. Yuck!Copy !req
658. Hmm?Copy !req
659. Ooh! Hello.Copy !req
660. Whoa!Copy !req
661. Hmm?Copy !req
662. Meow.Copy !req
663. Terrafirminator!Copy !req
664. - Are you losing the war in your garden?
- Never!Copy !req
665. Well, brother,
maybe it's time for a secret weapon!Copy !req
666. - Bring it on.
- Terrafirminator!Copy !req
667. This one's for Gnomeo!Copy !req
668. Meow!Copy !req
669. Huh?Copy !req
670. Yeah!Copy !req
671. Huh?Copy !req
672. Come on!Copy !req
673. Oh! Ruddy purse.Copy !req
674. Call me.Copy !req
675. So Juliet and me, we decided
that we'd carry on in spite of the feud.Copy !req
676. It was great, but then my best mate
Benny found out,Copy !req
677. and then Tybalt,
who's a right piece of work by the way,Copy !req
678. crashed a trowel through Benny's hat.Copy !req
679. I was so livid that I attacked Tybalt
and he ended up getting smashed,Copy !req
680. which wasn't my fault,
and I was chased out.Copy !req
681. Exiled. Stuck up here on your head,
far away from Juliet.Copy !req
682. Extraordinary.Copy !req
683. Your story, it does
put me in mind of another.Copy !req
684. It does?Copy !req
685. Oh! Indeed! Yes, there are
remarkable similarities.Copy !req
686. What happens?
Do they get back together then?Copy !req
687. Get back together?
Um... No, not exactly.Copy !req
688. What exactly do you mean?Copy !req
689. Well now, it really is quite good.Copy !req
690. She feigns her death.Copy !req
691. He finds her, thinks her dead,
takes his own life.Copy !req
692. She wakes, finds him dead,
takes her life, both dead.Copy !req
693. Exeunt omnes, the end, curtain!
Standing ovation!Copy !req
694. Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!Copy !req
695. Hmm.Copy !req
696. What did you say?
They both die?Copy !req
697. What kind of an ending is that?Copy !req
698. My dear boy, this is a tragedy.Copy !req
699. Yeah, you're telling me, mate.
It's rubbish!Copy !req
700. - "Rubbish"?
- Gotta be a better ending than that!Copy !req
701. I suppose that he could've
made it back in timeCopy !req
702. to avert disaster,
but I like the whole death part better.Copy !req
703. Oh, dear.Copy !req
704. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
705. Featherstone!Copy !req
706. One word!Copy !req
707. Plastic.Copy !req
708. How did you find me? Shroom!Copy !req
709. He sniffed you out.
And he doesn't have a nose. I checked.Copy !req
710. Yeah, I knew I could count on you,
you little button head!Copy !req
711. What is it, boy?Copy !req
712. He hasn't stopped, yakety-yakety-yak!Copy !req
713. He's been going on and on and on
since the alley.Copy !req
714. Chocolates in stranger, chocolates
in stranger, chocolates in stranger...Copy !req
715. Juliet's in danger?Copy !req
716. No, that's not it. Juliet's in danger!Copy !req
717. Told you so.Copy !req
718. Come on, boys. I've got to get
back to Juliet and save her!Copy !req
719. That's what he said,
but she was dead before he got home!Copy !req
720. We'll see about that!Copy !req
721. Whoa!Copy !req
722. Ta-da!Copy !req
723. Benny.Copy !req
724. What do you think, Lady B?
This baby is fully equipped.Copy !req
725. Equipped for what?Copy !req
726. It has settings for edging,
trimming, mulching,Copy !req
727. and revenge!Copy !req
728. Do it, Benny. Do anything it takes!Copy !req
729. Make them rue
the day they destroyed my son!Copy !req
730. Unleash the dogs of war!Copy !req
731. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,Copy !req
732. five, four, three,Copy !req
733. two, one!Copy !req
734. No! No!Copy !req
735. Oh!Copy !req
736. Yes!Copy !req
737. Oh, no!Copy !req
738. Oh, blimey!Copy !req
739. Oh, no!Copy !req
740. Attack!Copy !req
741. Counterattack!Copy !req
742. Counter-counterattack!Copy !req
743. - Fire!
- Incoming!Copy !req
744. Hey! I got one!Copy !req
745. Thank you!Copy !req
746. Move it!Copy !req
747. No!Copy !req
748. No! Paris!Copy !req
749. Gentlemen, I suggest
we put our heads together. Charge!Copy !req
750. - Oh, no, no, no!
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
751. - Hang on!
- Whoa!Copy !req
752. Whoa!Copy !req
753. Thanks!Copy !req
754. Juliet!Copy !req
755. You're alive!Copy !req
756. - Come with me.
- OK.Copy !req
757. Oh, no.Copy !req
758. No, no!Copy !req
759. Would you like
a complete destruction now?Copy !req
760. Destruction in progress.Copy !req
761. Get him! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
762. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
763. Juliet!Copy !req
764. My son! It can't be.Copy !req
765. Target locked.Copy !req
766. She's going to blow!
Get back! Get back!Copy !req
767. It's no use.Copy !req
768. Go.Copy !req
769. - Go.
- I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
770. Told you so.Copy !req
771. Huh?Copy !req
772. No.Copy !req
773. Huh?Copy !req
774. It's OK! I'm OK!Copy !req
775. Oh, good.Copy !req
776. I'm sorry about your son.Copy !req
777. I'm sorry about your daughter.Copy !req
778. I was just trying to keep her safe.Copy !req
779. And now, the whole thing is my fault.Copy !req
780. Our fault.Copy !req
781. This feud...Copy !req
782. Is over.Copy !req
783. Move!Copy !req
784. I don't know about you, but...Copy !req
785. I think this ending is much better.Copy !req
786. - Good afternoon, witch.
- Nitwit!Copy !req
787. Thank you!Copy !req