1. No, subject to their approval...
Ah, hold on.
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2. - Hey. Oh, shit, sorry. Let me, uh…
- Uh, sign here.
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3. Can you grab the thing?
Oh my God, it's heavy.
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4. - Have a good one.
- Thank you.
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5. What's this?
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6. I don't know.
I've got the CNN thing in like… now.
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7. Amy, come on. Look alive.
Hold this, please.
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8. On in ten. He's leading you in now.
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9. Okay.
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10. It's from Miles!
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11. And with me now is
Connecticut governor, Claire Debella,
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14. Governor, thanks for joining us.
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15. Working from home like the rest of us,
I can see.
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16. Yes. Welcome to our office,
campaign center, and kindergarten.
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17. We are losing our minds.
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18. Your campaign is backed
by billionaire philanthropist, Miles Bron,
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19. founder of the ubiquitous tech giant,
Alpha, which now has dozens of companies
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20. from Alpha Cosmos
to Alpha Car, Alpha Shop…
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21. I know, I know, I know. But what can I do?
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22. - You can tell him no.
- How about no!
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23. Lionel, you're a scientist,
not a publicist.
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24. Exactly.
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26. for every one
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27. Genius always looks like insanity
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You guys have no idea.
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29. The man faxes me
in the middle of the night.
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that I'm supposed to…
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32. You know what, you tell me.
Genius or insanity?
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33. "Uber for biospheres."
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they just keep…
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38. Remember "child equals NFT"?
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39. We all laughed,
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paid for this building.
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41. - Delivery.
- I mean, how do you argue with that?
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42. - I wiped it down.
- Yeah, we know.
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43. Never bet against Bron, we know it.
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44. But he's asking us to put
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45. He won't listen.
He just says, "Make it work."
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47. This is science, not a religion.
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on climate change.
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52. If that scares you,
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54. I'm so bored.
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55. Peg?
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56. Peg?
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57. Here! Here.
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58. Hey, please stop fire-spinning inside.
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59. Peg, please, I'm so bored.
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60. No. No phones.
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61. Why can't she have her phone?
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63. No. Because she's afraid that I will tweet
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65. Again.
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66. Yes. And you agreed no phone
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67. I didn't even know that
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68. I thought it was a generic term for cheap.
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69. "Jewy"?
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70. Everything is so woke these days,
it's out of control.
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72. Love you. Yes.
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74. If people can't handle it,
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75. Don't know. Some guy just dropped it off.
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77. - Well…
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78. Well, duh! But I mean, what is it?
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79. - It's just like a block of wood.
- There's gotta be a way to open it.
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80. It's solid.
There's no latches or even visible seams.
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81. The wood-grain pattern's weird though.
It's like it's familiar.
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82. Hmm. Oh, wait. Hold on. It's Birdie.
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83. Okay, how do you open this thing?
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84. - Hi, Birdie. Lionel's on two. Hi, Peg!
- Hi!
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85. Oh no. Peg's putting out a fire.
She'll be back.
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86. Another fire? Bird.
What'd you say this time?
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87. - No.
- You've got to stay off the Twitter.
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88. It's nothing like that. It's fine.
Now, is this a Miles thing?
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89. Have you figured out
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90. Lionel, use your science brain.
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91. I'm working on it.
Bird, should you really be having a party?
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92. No, they're all in my pod. It's fine.
Has anyone heard from Duke?
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93. - No.
- No.
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95. so obviously
I would like to speak to this,
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96. and the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel,
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97. I do not hate boobs.
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98. Boobs give us many useful things.
Boobs give us milk, cheese.
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99. Breasts nourish our young until the age
where we can go out and hunt for them.
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100. Let's be honest. Boobs are fun.
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101. There's nothing wrong with that,
right, babe?
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102. I love my boobs. They're so much fun.
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103. - Oops! Sorry, feminists!
- Sorry, feminists.
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104. So when we're talking
about the breast-ification of America…
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105. I mean, what that means
is a breakdown in the natural order.
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106. Evolutionary truths
that go back billions of years.
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107. So when you're asking
a young man in America
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108. to slow down so a woman can catch up…
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109. Duke!
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110. For centuries, the Western workplace
has been dominated by men 'cause…
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111. - Dukey!
- …that's what nature made us to do.
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112. Dukey! I've been calling you.
You gotta answer me when I call!
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113. Mom! Will you shut it?
We've been over this a million times.
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114. I told you. When me and Whiskey are live,
you gotta let us...
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115. You tell your mother to shut up?
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116. - Sorry. It's just when we're live...
- What?
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117. - When we're...
- What?
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118. Jeez, Mom. I'm sorry.
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119. You got a delivery. It's in the kitchen.
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120. Maybe it's sensitive to heat.
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121. Wait. It's Duke. Hold on.
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122. Duke!
— Hey, what is this thing?
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123. - My mom already broke it.
- It's a stereogram.
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124. She did something to it.
It opened up. I don't know. She broke it.
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125. A stereogram!
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126. A what-a-gram?
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127. Wait, a stereogram!
Were those the things...
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128. Magic eye things?
I could never do those.
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129. Ma! What did I tell you
about touching my stuff?
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130. Do you group them by color maybe or…
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131. Size? Weight? Should I weigh them?
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132. Eight by eight. It's a chessboard.
This is a chess endgame.
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133. So it's… It's set up
for a mate in one. Should I...
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134. Do it, Kasparov.
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135. That's tic-tac-toe! I know this!
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136. - But it's solved already, so it can't be.
- It's tic-tac-toe.
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for contributing, Birdie. Yes.
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138. Wait, wait.
The tapper thing is for Morse code.
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139. The X's and O's are dots and dashes.
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140. Dit's and Da's!
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141. - So that's… Yep.
- Oh, wow.
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142. O-U-R. Here.
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143. It's tic-tac-toe.
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147. It's a compass.
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148. - Ma!
- It's a compass!
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149. Okay, north, south…
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150. Okay, N is for north,
so turn it due north.
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151. - It's music. Guys, it's music!
- Shh!
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152. - Are you mocking me?
- Yes.
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154. What is that?
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155. Alexa, Shazam this song please.
Alexa, Shazam this song please.
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156. Hey, this is Bach's Little Fugue
in G Minor.
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157. - You sure?
- Yeah.
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158. Uh, I'm Shazam-ing it.
Alexa, Shazam this song please.
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159. So a fugue is a beautiful musical puzzle
based on just one tune.
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160. And when you layer this tune
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161. it starts to change
and turns into a beautiful new structure.
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162. This can't Shazam. It's a lamp.
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163. - I love you, Birdie.
- I love you too, Claire.
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164. Wait. "La-la-layered back over itself."
Hold on.
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165. See this center wheel? Lift it up.
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166. A whole new tune.
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167. Freaking Miles, man. Genius.
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168. That first one's
a Fibonacci sequence.
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169. Ma!
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170. No, get your hand off of that.
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171. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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172. Forty-seven for sure?
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173. That's the atomic number for silver.
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174. - Are you... Are you sure that's silver?
- That's silver.
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176. All together now. One, two, three.
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177. Look at that.
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178. "My dear friends, my beautiful disruptors,
my closest inner circle…"
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179. "…we could use a moment of normalcy.
And so you are cordially invited…"
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180. "…for a long weekend
on my private island…"
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181. "…where we will celebrate the bonds
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182. and I hope
your puzzle-solving skills are whetted."
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183. "Because you will also be competing
to solve the mystery…"
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184. Whoo!
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185. "…of my murder."
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186. "Travel details to come.
Please forward any dietary restrictions."
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187. "Love and all my kisses, Miles."
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188. Ma! Where's my speargun?
I gotta pack. Babe, get packing!
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189. What's that?
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190. I don't know.
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191. Whoo!
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194. Blanc. I saw you go in the engine room.
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195. You're the Imposter. We all know it.
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196. Case closed. We're done.
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197. I don't understand this at all.
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198. So Angie caught me,
and now the game's just over?
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199. Sorry, Blanc,
you're thrown out of the airlock.
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200. It's a no-brainer.
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202. the world's greatest detective…
I thought you'd be better at this.
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204. Maybe we should try Quiplash.
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207. Look, I appreciate
what y'all are trying to do for me here.
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208. We're worried about you, buddy.
Lockdown hasn't been easy for any of us.
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209. But Phillip told me
you haven't left the bath for a week.
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211. Get that, would ya?
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212. You're not in the bath again,
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216. I think I might be going insane.
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217. My mind is a fueled-up racing car,
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The last thing I need is a vacation.
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222. I need… a great case.
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223. Blanc?
There's someone here for you!
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224. With a box!
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225. Whoo.
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226. Claire, my dear!
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227. Hi, you genius!
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228. Whoo-hoo!
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230. - We can't hug, right?
- No!
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231. - I mean, can we?
- Hi, Peg!
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232. - I wanna hug everybody.
- Elbows!
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233. - You need help?
- Yes, please!
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I didn't see you.
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we clearly just arrived.
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237. Mr. Blanc! You are stranger danger?
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238. No, that's fine, Nikos.
I don't even know what that means.
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239. Wait a second. Benoit Blanc?
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240. Oh my God.
Are you Benoit Blanc, the detective?
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241. Did you solve the murder of…
Ah, what's her name?
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242. That… The ballet dancer
with the thing and the thing. That's you?
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243. It is, in the flesh.
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244. I'm obviously familiar
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245. Governor. Dr. Toussaint. Miss Birdie Jay.
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246. What an extraordinary gathering.
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247. Whoo-hoo!
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248. Crew! We've arrived.
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249. Disruptors have assembled!
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250. - No, no, absolutely not.
- Duke!
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251. - The Duke.
- Duke, hello.
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252. Hey, guys.
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253. - Remember my girl, Whiskey?
- Hi.
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254. Of course, Whiskey. Hello.
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255. Who's that?
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256. Why are you in Greece, Mr. Blanc?
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257. I was invited by Miles Bron.
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258. Tight with Miles?
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259. No, never met.
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260. Oh, I get it.
The, uh… The murder mystery thing.
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261. Benoit Blanc is going to help solve
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262. - This should be fun.
- Cute.
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264. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Greece.
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265. This fine craft will take you
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266. It is a two-hour journey.
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267. Your captain, Mr. Andino,
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268. But first, I'm gonna need you
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270. This will only be
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271. Mr. Cody.
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272. No pineapple in that, right?
Duke don't dance with pineapple.
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273. There's no pineapple.
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274. Well, it seems
I'm the odd man out, Governor.
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275. You're all friends.
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Some extravagant trip.
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278. Just a little… …menagerie.
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279. Excuse me,
I love your accent. I had to try it. Oh.
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280. Oh!
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281. Eight years of doing these trips,
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283. - You must be very special.
- Oh! Oh, well…
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284. What is this material? I love it.
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285. - Cotton, I think.
- Sir.
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286. Uh…
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287. What is that?
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288. Open, please.
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289. You won't be needing that anymore.
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290. - I won't?
- You're good.
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291. What is that?
Is that some kind of disinfectant or…
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292. You're good. Have a great trip, everyone.
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293. Andi! Hi!
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294. Holy shit.
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295. I could not help but notice
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296. Yeah. That was a stir.
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297. She's not in your little gang?
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298. She was... She is.
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299. Andi started Alpha with Miles
ten years ago, just the two of them.
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300. That's Cassandra Brand?
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301. Andi, yeah.
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302. And they're no longer partners?
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303. In one legal move,
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304. Booted her without a dime,
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305. Lord. But he still invited her
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306. The question isn't,
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307. It's, "Why did she show up?"
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308. Is that dock a Banksy?
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309. Pisceshite.
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310. Oh, is that the name of the island
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311. Pisceshite.
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312. Pisceshite. Pisceshite.
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313. Miles!
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314. Oh, my baby, Birdie!
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316. - Serenading me with my song!
- On the guitar Paul wrote it on.
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318. But look at your face.
It was worth it. Oh!
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319. My friends, my friends,
oh, my old friends.
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320. Are we allowed to hug
after the whole Men in Black thing?
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321. - We can hug. Okay.
- Oh, God, bring it in.
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322. - Oh! We're allowed to hug.
- Ah. Aw.
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325. Not a dream, wide awake.
And it feels so good.
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327. Wow. I just… I love that necklace.
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328. - Great. Come on, bring it in.
- This old thing?
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329. - How you doing?
- I'm so good.
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330. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm. Great island.
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332. So, uh, Benoit Blanc, huh?
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333. Hmm?
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334. Man, when you throw
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336. Dukey.
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337. - My man.
- Hey, pal.
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338. - Good to see you.
- You too, buddy.
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339. Hello.
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340. Mr. Bron, I cannot overstate
my gratitude for this, I...
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342. Andi.
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when's the murder mystery start?
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I know you guys think I'm a hippie,
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350. Mmm.
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351. We're old friends. We're still friends.
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359. That's Derol. He's just staying here.
He's going through things,
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a proper tour of the Glass Onion.
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362. - Here we go.
- Oh my God.
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363. The Glass Onion, like our bar!
Oh, I loved that baby so much.
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367. I could use a second
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368. - This rich-people shit is weird.
- Thank you.
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put on the dog in my life, but this…
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370. This is stretching
my stride-taking abilities.
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373. - You got a flat tire there.
- Thank you.
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375. Wow!
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377. - Yep.
- It's past, present and future.
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378. It's what came before, where I am now,
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380. This is the full reclamation of everything
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382. Normally like 50, but, you know…
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386. I mean, it's not even a house.
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387. It's a… It's a commune. For creativity.
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388. Oh, amazing.
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389. Dong!
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390. What is that?
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391. That's the hourly dong.
You know I got Phil Glass to compose that?
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392. - What?
- Who's Phil Gas?
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393. Okay, let's stop talking and actually
start hanging out and having fun.
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with each of you.
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396. I know. Go with it, okay?
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397. Your biorhythm monitor
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398. - It'll lead you to the room using haptics.
- Oh my God.
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399. Get settled in, change.
Let's meet up at the pool.
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And then the game begins.
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401. Ooh.
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403. Oh, Miles.
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404. - Ooh.
- Hey, Andi…
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405. Sacral!
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408. - I know. Hey, Mr. Blanc.
- Hmm?
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409. - Could we have a quick word?
- Mmm, of course.
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411. Oh my goodness, me. This is…
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412. That is… Wait, what is that?
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413. Oh my God, it's full of stars!
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414. 2010, the year we made contact, that's…
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415. Um, this is amazing, just amazing.
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416. I… I'm so happy to be here under…
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417. If there's any role you'd like me to play
in this murder mystery game
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418. as the… I don't know, detective,
I'd be more than happy to oblige.
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419. Just to be included and to… To meet you…
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420. Is that a motorcar?
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421. Oh, yeah. That's my Baby Blue.
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422. It's one-of-a-kind. Goes anywhere I go.
All around the world.
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423. Why is it on the roof?
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424. 'Cause there's nowhere to drive it
on the island.
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425. Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
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426. Mr. Blanc, uh…
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427. I wanted to ask,
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428. what are you doing here?
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429. I'm sorry?
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430. What are you doing here?
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431. Uh, you invited me.
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432. No, I didn't.
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433. What…
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434. You sent me a box.
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435. - Wait, you received a box?
- Yes.
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436. The wooden box was delivered to my home
with some simple children's puzzles
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437. which, once I completed them,
there was an invitation inside.
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438. Do you have that invitation?
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439. Well, yes, I do.
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440. I'm sorry. I'm… I'm very confused.
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441. Is this part of the game?
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442. No.
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443. This is just like the other ones,
but I didn't send it to you.
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444. How many of these boxes did you create?
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445. - Five. One for each of my friends.
- No test boxes? No prototypes?
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446. No, my puzzle guy barely got the five done
in time,
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447. and he apprenticed with Ricky Jay.
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448. And once the boxes are open
and the puzzles completed,
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449. is there any way to close them again?
To… To reset 'em?
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450. Hang on. Hang on.
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451. Someone reset the box.
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452. Someone reset the box.
They sent it to you as a gag.
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453. "Miles is doing a murder mystery.
Let's invite Benoit freaking Blanc."
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454. It's so good.
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455. I am mortified. I don't...
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456. Why? I've got the predefinite detective
in the world at my murder mystery party.
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457. That is so legit.
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458. Mr. Bron, I've learned
through bitter experience
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459. that an anonymous invitation
is not to be trifled with.
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460. Okay, look, come on.
I'd love to have you visit me in my home.
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461. There, you've been invited.
You're an official guest now.
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462. Thrilled to have you.
I mean, relax. Enjoy yourself.
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463. Hey, try to solve
the murder mystery if you can.
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464. I don't want to toot my own horn,
but it's pretty next level.
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465. I'm gonna foil. See you at the pool.
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466. Lionel, you are too sexy
to be a scientist.
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467. And, Claire… you look so cute.
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468. Aw, thanks, Bird.
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469. You really try. I like that.
You really make an effort.
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470. Well, I figured, Greece.
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471. And no masks, I can breathe again.
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472. Look at this pool.
I think I'll go for a swim.
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473. Maybe I'll lay out for a bit.
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474. AK and Flea get all the credit,
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475. but Frusciante really
is the heart of the Chili Peppers.
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476. - Hey, Blanc! Have a dip.
- Hey.
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477. Grab a hard kombucha.
They're actually pretty good.
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478. Jared Leto sent 'em over.
I think he wants me to invest.
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479. - Well, I am on vacation, so…
- Hey, booch me!
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480. There you go.
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481. Yeah.
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482. Oh! The Baby Blue!
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483. Iconic.
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484. Remember that night you almost pancaked me
with it on the road outside...
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485. Anderson Cooper's birthday.
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486. Coop's parties are memorable.
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487. Dong!
— Yep!
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488. Oh, God.
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489. Really, Duke?
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490. Oh my God!
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491. Really.
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492. Asshole.
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493. Now it's a party.
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494. That is quite a piece.
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495. - Never without it.
- Mmm.
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496. - So I see.
- You never know when shit's gonna go down.
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497. Ah…
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498. Birdie. You have to tell him.
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499. - You gotta tell him.
- I will.
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500. - I'm serious. You gotta...
- I will.
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501. - I will.
- You just gotta go beg.
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502. - Okay?
- Oh, God.
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503. When he goes to his room,
just follow him and then do it.
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504. I will take care of him. Don't worry.
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505. Cool me off. Gimme a sip of that.
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506. - I'm hot for both...
- That's so hot.
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507. There was a time, you know, back when…
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508. I was the one on magazines. He was nobody.
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509. He couldn't believe
he was even talking to me.
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510. He said that to me.
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511. "You're Birdie Jay, on billboards.
I can't believe I'm talking to you."
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512. He was this little thing in my hand.
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513. I preferred that.
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514. Andi! Hi! Wow.
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515. How long has it been?
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516. Since the trial. So a few months.
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517. Mmm, the trial, ugh. That was not fun.
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518. I mean, for all of us.
For anybody. Right, Peg?
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519. Right? I'm uncomfortable.
I'm gonna go for a swim.
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520. Now, I can handle
the Matisse in the bathroom,
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521. but is, uh… Is that a fax machine?
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522. Miles doesn't even have a phone.
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523. It's really convenient. I have one number,
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524. goes to all my fax machines
all over the world.
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525. There's something about analog that's...
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526. Oh! Look at this blast from my past.
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527. Look, everybody. Look.
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528. Miles, you're so funny,
having this around.
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529. May I ask,
if it isn't too presumptuous of me,
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530. what first drew you all together?
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531. You're such an eclectic bunch.
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532. I think disruptors recognize each other.
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533. Yes.
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534. Now you've used
that word before, "disruptors."
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535. What does that mean?
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536. Some people think
Birdie's disruptive
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537. every time she opens her mouth.
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538. I mean, just because she says
what everyone's thinking,
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539. but no one's got the nerve to say.
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540. It's true. I say it like I see it.
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541. No. But seriously, you know about
Sweetie Pants, right?
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542. I'm going to embarrass myself here.
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543. I adore Sweetie Pants. I live in mine...
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544. You're sitting next to Birdie Jay.
She was a fashion icon.
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545. And then the youngest editor ever
of She She Magazine. Right?
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546. Establishment BS,
on top of the world, but then…
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547. Well…
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548. Then there was the whole thing
with the Halloween costume.
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549. Oh.
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550. It was a tribute to Beyoncé,
but people did not take it that way.
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551. - Anyway, I had a lot of time at home.
- Mm-hmm.
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552. - I just spent all my time in my...
- Oh, in sweatpants.
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553. She comes out with designer,
high quality, comfortable sweatpants
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554. just as a pandemic hits.
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555. She disrupted her own disruption.
She made a killing.
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556. And look at Duke.
You think people looked at him
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557. and saw anything other than the beef?
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558. You think they saw the first influencer
to have a million followers on Twitch?
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559. Yes, I did. Here it is.
Deal with it.
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560. Hello.
— What about Claire?
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561. You know, soccer mom in beige
throwing grenades into machine politics.
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562. Lionel, he didn't wait ten years
licking on the taint of academia
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563. to get permission to start pushing
the boundaries of science.
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564. He just did it.
That's what I did with Al...
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565. That's what we did with Alpha.
Disrupt. See…
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566. Tell you a little secret.
Your worldview's gonna change.
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567. Once you hear it, you can't unhear it.
Is your phone turned off?
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568. - Oh, I left it in my room.
- Okay.
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569. If you want to shake things up,
you start with something small.
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570. You break a norm,
or an idea, or a convention,
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571. some little business model.
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572. But you go with things
that people are kind of tired of anyway.
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573. Everybody gets excited
because you're busting up something
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574. that everyone wanted broken
in the first place.
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575. That's the infraction point.
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576. That's the place
where you have to look within yourself
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577. and ask, "Am I the kind of person
who will keep going?"
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578. Will you break more things?
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579. Break bigger things?
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580. Are you willing to break the thing
that nobody wants you to break?
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581. Because at that point,
people are not gonna be on your side.
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582. They're gonna call you crazy.
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583. They're gonna say you're a bully.
They're gonna tell you to stop.
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584. Even your partner will say,
"You need to stop."
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585. Because as it turns out,
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586. nobody wants you to break
the system itself.
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587. But that is what true disruption is.
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588. And that is what unites all of us.
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589. We all got to that line and crossed it.
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590. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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591. - See?
- Yeah, yeah.
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592. So, disruptors.
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593. All of us.
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594. Wow.
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595. Mmm!
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596. That was some real red-pill stuff, Miles.
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597. The Andi I built Alpha with?
She believed it.
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598. Oh, I believed it.
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599. I believed it.
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600. Mr. Blanc, you're a detective, right?
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601. Yes, I'm…
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602. Can you spot the other thing?
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603. The real thing this group has in common?
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604. Andi, come on.
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605. Oh, Lionel.
Everybody knows who Lionel works for.
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606. That's no secret.
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607. And we know
who bankrolled Claire's campaign.
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608. But when nobody…
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609. Nobody would touch Birdie
with a ten-foot pole
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610. because she went on Oprah
and compared herself to Harriet Tubman…
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611. In spirit! Oh, God.
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612. …who do you think showed up
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613. as an angel investor
in Sweetie Pants? Huh?
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614. And Duke.
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615. When Duke got banned from Twitch
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616. for hawking rhino-horn boner pills
to teenage boys…
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617. There was zero rhino in those pills.
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618. …who set him up at YouTube
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619. and used their media empire
to promote the stream?
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620. That is the common thread here.
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621. Every single one of you
is holding on for dear life
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622. to Miles Bron's golden titties.
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623. And each of you,
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624. you'll stab a friend in the back
to hold on.
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625. That is what I believe.
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626. Andi, wait.
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627. Wow.
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628. That was so real.
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629. Anyway, dinner's at 8:00.
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630. See you all there? Yeah.
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631. Like Miles said,
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632. I'm a truth-teller.
Some people can't handle it.
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633. It's a dangerous thing
to mistake speaking without thought
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634. for speaking the truth.
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635. Don't you think?
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636. Are you calling me dangerous?
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637. Well, we'll see.
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638. If you'll excuse me.
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639. Something's off.
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640. What do you mean?
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641. She's changed.
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642. What's she playing at?
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643. Mr. Bron! Wait!
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644. Hey, hi.
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645. Hello.
— Uh…
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646. - Please don't do this.
- Sorry?
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647. Bird showed me the statement you want her
to make to the press about Bangladesh,
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648. and if you make her go through with it,
her name is…
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649. destroyed.
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650. But you see, my resume
is just Birdie Jay, Birdie Jay,
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651. a short stint in retail,
and then Birdie Jay.
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652. So if her name is destroyed,
then my name is…
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653. I… I'm sorry…
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654. It's Peg.
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655. I'm begging you.
You gotta get her to make that statement.
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656. It is her only way out.
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657. - What...
- Okay, good.
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658. But, uh…
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659. Dong!
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660. This is a smokeless garden.
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661. This is a smokeless garden.
This is a smokeless garden.
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662. Please, keep our water clean.
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663. Please, keep our water clean.
Please, keep our water clean.
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664. Are you gonna do it for me?
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665. Mm-hmm.
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666. Wow!
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667. Welcome, gang.
A few cocktails before I'm murdered.
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668. I think I remember everyone's favorite.
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669. And we got tamales.
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670. My chemist.
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671. - Mmm, Lagavulin 16.
- He likes it heavy on the peat.
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672. Serve it up neat.
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673. Is this my Cuban Breeze?
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674. The drink that got us on the no-fly list
at St. Barts. What else?
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675. Well, #Worthlt.
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676. - Claire-bear.
- Hmm?
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677. - Room temp white.
- Pinot Gris.
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678. Halle Berry! That has a kick.
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679. Oh, that's Jeremy Renner's
small-batch hot sauce.
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680. I let him invest. He sends me
a pallet every year. Take a few bottles.
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681. Well… …thank you.
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682. I apologize. I don't know your drink,
but, you know, pick your poison.
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683. Hey, Andi.
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684. I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda.
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685. - You know I...
- Okay. Miles.
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686. I mean,
I know you have a thing for it, but…
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687. I mean, this place is the Tate Modern!
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688. Why would you hang a framed print
of the Mona Lisa front and center?
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689. It's like having a Che poster
in your dorm room.
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690. Mm-hmm.
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691. Or…
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692. Come on.
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693. Wait.
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694. - That's impossible, Miles.
- Mm-hmm.
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695. Forgive my incredulity, but surely…
No, the Mona Lisa,
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696. that's property of the state.
There's no way...
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697. Blame it on the pando, Blanc.
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698. The Louvre was closed,
France needed money,
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699. and so I bought myself
a little short-term loan.
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700. It turns out the transport
and the security was most of the cost.
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701. Check this out.
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702. - Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
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703. Don't tell the insurance guys,
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704. but I had
a little override button installed.
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705. - Oh, you did.
- Where do you think it is?
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706. Oh, my gosh! It's easy.
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707. It's so freaking sensitive.
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708. A phone dings, it closes up.
It's ridiculous,
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709. but I needed to be able to look her
in the eyes without glass in between us.
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710. My mom took me to Paris
when I was six years old.
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711. First time I looked at this lady,
it changed my life.
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712. You know da Vinci invented a technique
for brushstrokes that leave no lines?
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713. That's how you can look straight at her,
and her expression changes every time.
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714. Her smile's there, then it disappears.
Is she happy? Is she sad?
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715. Is it something else?
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716. This simple thing
that you thought you were looking at,
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717. it suddenly takes on layers
and depth so complex,
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718. it gives you vertigo.
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719. It really is something.
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720. It's a classic.
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721. Hey. Not here.
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722. Every time we've gotten to the point
where I'm going to strangle you,
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723. you pull something like this,
and it's magic.
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724. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Look, it all started with her.
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725. What did I say to you guys?
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726. The first night we hung out
at the Glass Onion, what did I say?
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727. I wanna be responsible
for something that gets mentioned
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728. in the same breath as the Mona Lisa.
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729. Forever.
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730. A-and what does that mean?
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731. Oh, it means immortality.
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732. He wants to do something
that's gonna change...
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733. Wait a minute, Miles.
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734. Why do you have the Mona Lisa
in your living room?
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735. In one week,
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736. I've invited world leaders
and members of the press from all over
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737. to come to this island.
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738. And right here,
I'm going to unveil the future.
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739. You know what this is?
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740. You know damn well we do.
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741. What's going on, Miles?
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742. Uh… I don't.
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743. - Don't drop it.
- Oh my God.
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744. That's a new solid hydrogen fuel.
It's incredibly powerful.
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745. It's radically efficient.
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746. Zero carbon emissions,
and it's derived from abundant seawater.
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747. I call it Klear, with a K.
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748. And at this event,
we are going to announce "Klear America."
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749. Our affordable home power solution.
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750. Klear is going to be powering
people's dreams,
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751. all over this country,
by the end of this year.
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752. No.
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753. No. Because I was clear with you.
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754. I told you I need two years minimum
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755. to test this stuff
to see if it's safe or even viable.
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756. Claire and I are not gonna be responsible
for putting something out in the world
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757. before it's tested and...
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758. Oh, no.
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759. Oh, yeah.
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760. No.
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761. You're running this entire place off this?
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762. All of it. All this awesome lighting,
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763. the heating and cooling,
everything right down to my fax machine.
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764. The whole Glass Onion is powered by Klear.
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765. Oh my God, Miles.
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766. Guys, we did it.
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767. I'm out. I'm done.
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768. This is reckless.
And you're gonna get somebody killed.
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769. Bro, you're not getting out.
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770. It's already happening.
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771. I love you. Come on, let's… Let's eat!
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772. Okay, gang.
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773. It's been a memorable weekend already,
to be sure, but now the real fun starts.
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774. We got three days to bask in the sun,
swim in the Ionian Sea,
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775. eat good food and wine,
and enjoy each other's company.
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776. But alongside and underneath the partay,
you've been charged with a serious task.
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777. Because tonight, in this very room,
a murder will be committed.
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778. My murder.
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779. You will have
to closely observe the crime.
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780. Consider what you know about each other.
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781. Know that across the island,
I've hidden clues.
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782. Some may be helpful, some may misdirect.
That's for you to determine.
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783. But if anyone can name the killer,
tell me how they achieved the murder,
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784. and, most importantly,
what was the motive,
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785. that person wins our game.
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786. Any questions?
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787. Uh, wait… What do we win?
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788. I… What do you mean? What do you…
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789. What do you want?
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790. No. No, nothing, I just…
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791. I just thought maybe
there was a prize or something.
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792. I… An iPad or like…
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793. Okay, fine.
Yeah, no, the winner gets an iPad.
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794. And, uh, once you're dead,
will we still be able to talk to you?
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795. Yeah, I'm not playing dead
the whole weekend, dude.
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796. We hang, but I…
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797. You just can't ask me questions.
I'm not gonna help.
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798. I don't actually need an iPad.
I'm just saying. It's just…
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799. When you said "win," it…
You know, it made me say it.
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800. Can we, um, work together?
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801. Um, only one person
can solve the crime,
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802. so if you got a theory,
keep it close to your chest.
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803. It's designed to be hard.
This will take the whole weekend.
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804. Well, this is truly delightful.
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805. Oh! Have we started already, is it...
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806. - Well, the murder hasn't happened. But…
- Oh, yeah.
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807. Yeah, why not? As Watson said to Holmes...
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808. It was Birdie
who planted a remote device on a crossbow
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809. in revenge for you stealing
her signature Ren Diamond.
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810. Look at the seating arrangement.
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811. It triangulates Birdie
just perfectly with that thing,
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812. which is loaded with a dummy bolt.
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813. Aimed directly…
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814. at Mr. Bron.
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815. Now I believe close inspection will reveal
some sort of remote triggering device,
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816. but more damning,
that is a vintage Jayhawk brand crossbow.
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817. Jayhawk, Birdie Jay.
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818. Of course, there are other superfluous
and rather clumsy clues.
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819. The hedgerow
in the south garden spells letter B.
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820. Birdie's room is the sacral chakra,
which is the one blocked by guilt.
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821. Blah, blah, blah. But the motive, yes,
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822. on the cleverly planted 1998 issue
of The Face magazine
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823. with Birdie on the cover…
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824. …she famously wore
what became known as the Ren Diamond.
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825. And that's a family heirloom, I believe.
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826. Well, to be clear, I mean, I didn't know
what a "blood diamond" was so...
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827. Mr. Bron, the large pendulous locket
which is… Has not left your neck.
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828. Bit out of keeping
with your breezy island style.
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829. Would you kindly open it for us?
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830. My Ren Diamond!
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831. A dramatic, passionate
and colorful crime for a fashionista.
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832. Miss Birdie Jay.
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833. Unfortunately, this crime clashed
with the presence of Benoit Blanc.
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834. Oh!
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835. That… See that? That just went up…
Very good. Very good.
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836. My God, that just felt so good.
So solid, so satisfying!
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837. You know, like one of those
mini-crosswords The Times has
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838. or, you know, I have a chef friend,
and she speaks of trying to create
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839. the perfect bite and that just felt like
the most satisfying bite-sized...
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840. You're angry.
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841. No, Blanc, I'm, uh, just, you know…
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842. What the hell?
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843. That was not
the simplest thing to set up, so…
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844. It's fine. It doesn't matter. It's just…
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845. I hired Gillian Flynn
to write the whole thing...
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846. - Oh, she's quite good.
- She's goddamn expensive, is what she is.
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847. What am I supposed to do now?
Play Yahtzee all weekend? Just…
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848. Mr. Bron, truth is,
I… I ruined your game on purpose
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849. and for a very good reason.
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850. I'm sorry, what?
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851. I like the Glass Onion as a metaphor.
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852. An object that seems densely layered,
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853. but in reality
the center is in plain sight.
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854. Your relationship with these people
may seem complex,
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855. but look, what you've done
this weekend is crystal clear.
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856. You've taken seven people,
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857. each of whom has a real-life reason
to wish you harm,
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858. gathered them together on a remote island
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859. and placed the idea
of your murder in their heads.
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860. It's like putting a loaded gun
on the table and turning off the lights!
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861. Oh, whoa.
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862. Come on.
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863. So you play hardball with Lionel,
threaten to destroy his reputation
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864. if he does not play along
and power a manned rocket with Klear.
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865. But now with Claire too…
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866. Now perhaps,
you threaten to support her opponent
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867. in the up-and-coming election
if she does not approve your power plant.
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868. You have done some homework.
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869. And Birdie. Bangladesh.
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870. Sweetie Pants are manufactured there
in a sweatshop.
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871. You're making Birdie take the fall
to cover your ass as the main investor.
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872. And Duke? Well…
…we all know why Duke wants to kill you.
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873. He doesn't know about that.
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874. Yes, he does.
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875. Take my presence as a sign.
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876. For at least one person on this island,
this is not a game.
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877. Oh, this is the famous napkin!
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878. I know this story.
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879. - Right…
- Will you look at that?
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880. I sketched out the original idea
for Alpha on a cocktail napkin
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881. and I showed it to Andi one night
at the Glass Onion.
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882. That was our local bar.
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883. That's where it all began.
But they tore it down the year after that.
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884. Mm-hmm.
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885. Andi.
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886. Yes, Andi.
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887. Andi used to tell me the truth.
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888. Nobody does that now.
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889. It's all just fake smiles and agendas
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890. and people wanting
what they think they're owed.
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891. Hating you when you don't give it to them
because that's what you're there for.
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892. I know it's probably hard to have sympathy
for the poor, tortured billionaire. But…
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893. God damn, I miss that bar.
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894. You know, you could just power it down.
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895. Ah, it's my Google Alerts.
Got them for all you guys.
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896. Whiskey, sports I like, general interests.
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897. You have a Google Alert
for the word "movie"?
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898. I like movies. Don't hate. Nerd.
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899. Oh, thank God for Benoit Blanc.
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900. We don't have to
spend the weekend spelling hedges.
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901. Well, I'm out of here.
Tomorrow morning. Gone.
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902. We just got here.
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903. You can stay, have fun.
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904. Fine. You're murdering my vibe.
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905. Well, I hate saying this
in any context,
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906. but I'm with Duke.
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907. Or we can get drunk
and enjoy paradise for the weekend.
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908. We should probably go too.
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909. No. Miserable in paradise.
We've all earned this.
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910. Yes, you have.
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911. Are we even gonna talk about
the elephant in the room?
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912. Or just gonna throw a blanket over it
and push through the weekend?
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913. Am I the elephant?
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914. Yeah. You're the elephant!
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915. You're not that bad.
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916. What'd you come for, Andi?
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917. Given the circumstances,
I think it's a fair question.
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918. Fair?
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919. Oh my God. Yes, no, fine.
Nothing about any of this is fair.
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920. Congratulations. Now, you know.
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921. And we all stuck with Miles.
What do you want?
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922. Do you wanna know why we did it? Hmm?
Really? Why? Do the math. It's easy math.
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923. So you come here,
in your Gucci flats, telling us…
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924. Valentino.
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925. …that we owe you?
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926. You made money off of Alpha
all those years.
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927. You did fine. You got yours.
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928. I got?
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929. No, he got his from me. All of it!
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930. My life was taken away from me
by someone, by everyone in this room.
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931. My life! Do you even know what that means?
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932. Huh?
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933. What Claire's trying to say,
is we're sorry.
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934. We feel bad for you. What do you want?
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935. - Are you really asking me that?
- Yes. What do you want?
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936. A check? You want performative pity?
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937. Just tell us the right words
that we can use
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938. so that we can get on with our lives.
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939. You want revenge?
You want to slit Miles' throat?
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940. You wanna take us all down?
What? Just drop the bombshell! Say it!
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941. - Say it!
- I want the truth!
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942. I want the truth.
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943. I can give you that.
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944. I'll be the asshole.
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945. The truth is, is that we
are all holding on to that golden tit.
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946. We're all playing
the same game here, honey.
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947. You lost.
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948. So you can go ahead
and put yourself up on a cross
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949. like some unspeakable crime
has been committed against you
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950. that none of us could possibly imagine.
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951. But me, I'm tired of pretending
like you're the victim in this game.
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952. You just couldn't hack it.
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953. You're the loser. There. That's the truth.
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954. There she is. There's the Andi I know.
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955. Okay.
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956. Oh, jeez, detective.
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957. Your next assignment
is who killed the party.
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958. Come on, guys!
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959. Blanc ruined my game. It's okay.
Hey, Alpha DJ, give us something upbeat!
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960. Miles, I'm gonna be leaving
in the morning.
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961. Yeah, me too.
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962. No. No, we're having a champagne brunch
on the beach tomorrow.
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963. You're gonna try foil surfing,
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964. and you're gonna put some aloe on,
work on that tan,
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965. and make your constituents say,
"What was she doing in lockdown?"
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966. Birdie, come on, dance with me.
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967. Come on, pretty lady, get that smile up.
Come on, come on.
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968. Where's Andi?
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969. Yeah, where is Andi? Come on!
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970. Hey. Duke's smiling.
There it is, there's my guy.
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971. What's going on?
You look like you got good news.
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972. I was wondering
why my Googs are blowing up.
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973. The views on my channel
are off the charts. You gotta see this.
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974. Ooh!
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975. This is all over the Internet.
I mean, look at those numbers.
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976. That's fire. That changes things, right?
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977. It sure does.
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978. Numbers like this.
Maybe we can talk Alpha News?
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979. You bet your ass. Come here.
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980. - Congratulations.
- Dukey! That's amazing! Let me see!
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981. Everything works out in the end.
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982. You gotta keep the faith.
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983. Guys, have I ever let you down?
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984. Have we ever not pulled through?
Pulled it off?
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985. You're staying. Yes?
You're staying. Okay. Love it.
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986. Come on, this is our time.
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987. You feel it? What did we all used to say?
Fake it till you make it
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988. and have fun while we're doing it.
It's happening.
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989. We're all changing the world, all of us!
Making a dent in our own ways.
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990. Five minutes ago, Blanc was telling me
that this whole party was a dangerous idea
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991. 'cause you all hate me so much
that one of you would actually wanna…
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992. - It doesn't even matter. It's so silly.
- Whoo!
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993. Wow! Look at that dress spin.
Birdie, that's amazing.
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994. Just… Watch this dress.
Spin that dress again.
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995. Everybody, Miles says look at me!
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996. Look at you. She's a bird.
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997. I want a toast.
I want a toast to The Disruptors.
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998. My OGs. I love you. All of you.
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999. Disruptors!
Breaking it and making it!
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1000. Whoo!
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1001. Turn up the music.
We're going in the pool tonight!
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1002. We're all starting in the pool tonight.
That's what I want.
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1003. Miles.
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1004. On your feet, genius. I wanna see...
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1005. Miles, Duke.
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1006. Whoo!
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1007. Jesus.
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1008. Duke!
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1009. What… Is he choking?
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1010. - Yeah, I think he's...
- No, he's not choking.
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1011. Okay.
— You got him?
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1012. - Yeah.
- Duke.
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1013. You see anything in there?
No, because I feel like he's…
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1014. What?
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1015. I'm afraid Mr. Cody is… is dead.
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1016. No, Duke! No!
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1017. Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
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1018. What happened?
Did he choke? What happened?
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1019. There was no obstruction
in his airways.
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1020. But we won't know
the cause of death without an autopsy.
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1021. What just happened?
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1022. My dear, would you do me a favor?
Would you come sit over here?
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1023. Just so I can take care of Mr. Cody.
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1024. Yes, that's right. Mr. Bron, would…
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1025. Would you call your boat
and have them come immediately?
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1026. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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1027. Mr. Bron!
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1028. I'll do it. I'll do it.
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1029. How do I do it?
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1030. There's a… There's a radio room,
through there.
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1031. You tell them we need
medical personnel and police.
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1032. Okay, yeah.
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1033. Listen, I must insist
that nobody touch the body
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1034. or disturb anything around it.
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1035. Police?
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1036. Are you treating this
as a crime scene then?
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1037. Oh my God. No, wait, wait, this is bad.
I can't. I…
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1038. The police always come. It's protocol.
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1039. I can see the headlines!
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1040. "Governor jets off to Greece in a pandemic
with a men's rights YouTuber who dies!"
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1041. Oh my God. No, I...
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1042. Bacardi…
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1043. I think Mr. Blanc's…
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1044. You're not saying
it was done with intention, are you?
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1045. Well, we don't know.
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1046. But Mr. Cody's death was
so acute and violent… yes.
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1047. My guess is something
was put in his drink, intentionally.
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1048. What do you mean "morning"?
How's that possible?
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1049. Pisceshite! Dock is Pisceshite!
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1050. Piece-of-shite. Piece of…
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1051. - Boat can't come till low tide in the morning.
- 00 a.m. At the earliest.
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1052. Do they understand the situation?
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1053. There is no other landing point,
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1054. and Miles' dumb-ass Banksy dock
was set to low-tide height
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1055. and it isn't buoyant.
It is a piece of shit.
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1056. Oh, heck. Yeah, all right, all right. Um…
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1057. I suggest you all retire to your rooms,
lock the doors until 5:30,
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1058. when we will convene here
and walk together to the dock.
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1059. I'll stay up all night with the body.
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1060. Make sure it's not tampered with
in any way.
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1061. I recommend that everyone gets some sleep.
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1062. Oh!
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1063. That is…
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1064. That's your glass, Miles.
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1065. He…
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1066. He picked up mine.
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1067. He picked up mine.
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1068. He…
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1069. Now we could…
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1070. Uh…
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1071. Oh, come on, Miles.
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1072. Miles, it's us!
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1073. Miles, baby, for real?
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1074. I'll pay you one billion dollars
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1075. to tell me
which one of them tried to kill me.
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1076. - Miles!
- Miles!
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1077. I'm just going to silence Duke's phone.
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1078. We're staying here in this room.
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1079. I'm keeping you all in plain sight
until that boat arrives.
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1080. - That's what we're doing.
- For God's sakes.
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1081. Where's Whiskey? Where's Andi?
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1082. Where's Duke's phone?
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1083. It just dinged. It must be here.
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1084. Yeah, I saw it.
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1085. We just heard it.
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1086. It isn't in any of his pockets.
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1087. Well, he must have dropped it somewhere.
Let's wait for it to ding again.
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1088. Forget about his phone. Look.
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1089. Where is his stupid gun?
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1090. Oh, fiddlesticks.
When did his gun disappear?
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1091. He always has his gun.
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1092. Well, he always has it,
which means we stopped seeing it.
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1093. But at some point this evening,
it was gone.
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1094. - When was that?
- Andi.
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1095. We need to find Andi.
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1096. Andi!
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1097. Oh.
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1098. Mr. Bron!
— Dong!
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1099. Oh, it's all right.
It's just that hourly dong thing.
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1100. What?
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1101. - Oh, no. No.
- Miles, calm down!
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1102. Oh, shit. Shit.
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1103. - No. It's happening.
- Mr. Bron. What is the matter?
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1104. It was the game. The game! My murder game.
We were gonna be having drinks,
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1105. and I thought it'd be fun
to say something dramatic at 10:00.
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1106. We were gonna have
20 minutes where…
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1107. Blanc, you have to help me.
You have to help me. Help me! Help me!
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1108. What happens at ten o'clock?
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1109. - Birdie, listen to my voice.
- Oh my God.
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1110. - Is that you?
- Stop screaming.
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1111. - Something touched me!
- Do not panic!
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1112. - It's so dark.
- I'm here.
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1113. - Where's my phone? It has a flashlight.
- I can't see.
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1114. - How does this...
- Lionel!
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1115. - Claire?
- Everybody…
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1116. - Over here!
- I'm here!
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1117. Stand still. Calm down. Do not panic.
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1118. It was Andi! It was Andi.
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1119. She killed Duke,
and she tore our room apart. I saw her!
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1120. What?
— Is that a speargun?
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1121. No. Not today!
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1122. Wait, wait, wait.
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1123. - Mr. Bron!
- What the hell is happening?
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1124. Oh, hell's bells!
Just, everybody, just stay here!
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1125. Aha! Here's my phone!
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1126. Birdie? Lionel? Guys?
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1127. Andi?
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1128. Andi!
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1129. Who's that?
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1130. Oh, Lord help us.
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1131. Helen.
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1132. Now listen, did you take Duke's gun?
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1133. Why would I take Duke's gun?
Why are the lights out?
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1134. - Duke is dead.
- What?
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1135. I don't understand.
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1136. Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight.
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1137. We only need one last piece
of information, but only you can...
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1138. Lionel? Lionel?
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1139. Guys? Where are you?
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1140. I'm here! What happened?
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1141. - Did you hear that?
- Guys?
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1142. I heard it from here.
Everybody all right?
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1143. What was that?
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1144. Was that a gunshot?
It sounded like a gunshot.
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1145. Oh, God.
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1146. Everyone. Inside.
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1147. - Shouldn't we...
- She's not going anywhere.
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1148. It's time to finish this.
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1149. Peg, radio the mainland.
Tell them to send the boats now.
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1150. Banksy be damned!
Beach them if they have to!
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1151. - She killed Duke. Why would she...
- No.
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1152. It makes no sense.
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1153. It all makes perfect sense.
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1154. Duke, Andi, this weekend,
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1155. this ridiculous game that started
well before we set foot on this island.
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1156. Will you explain it to us then, detective?
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1157. No, I can peel back the layers,
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1158. I can take it to a point,
but what lies at the center,
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1159. only one person can tell us
who killed Cassandra Brand.
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1160. Get that, would ya?
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1161. You're not in the bath again,
are you?
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1162. No!
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1163. Yep?
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1164. Uh…
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1165. Can I help you?
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1166. Yes, is this Benoit Blanc's residence?
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1167. Um, what is this regarding?
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1168. Well, his office was closed,
and I really need to speak with him.
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1169. It's urgent. Please.
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1170. Blanc! There's someone here for you.
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1171. With a box!
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1172. Oh my.
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1173. Well, why don't we start at the beginning?
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1174. My name is Helen Brand,
and I came all the way here from Alabama.
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1175. Well, what do you do in Alabama?
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1176. I teach. Third grade. Do a lot of Zooming.
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1177. We've been getting into tie-dying a lot
and all this pandemic stuff.
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1178. Okay, none of that really matters.
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1179. Mr. Blanc, two days ago,
I received a call.
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1180. My twin sister committed suicide.
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1181. In her car.
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1182. In her garage.
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1183. With the engine running.
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1184. My sister was Cassandra Brand.
Do you know who she was?
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1185. Yes, of course. I'm sorry, you…
I thought you looked familiar.
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1186. Impressive woman, your sister.
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1187. You know, she kept a journal
every day of her life
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1188. since she was six years old.
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1189. You know what she called it?
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1190. "Notes For Future Biographers."
Biographers. Plural.
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1191. The girl was six years old.
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1192. Then the day after high school,
she shot off to New York,
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1193. and she just never looked back.
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1194. You know, when we were kids,
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1195. we goofed together,
and we'd do this character, Rich Bitch.
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1196. "Heavens, the dog ate the caviar again."
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1197. Then I hear her doing a talk,
and that's exactly how she sounded.
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1198. Rich Bitch! And I'm like,
"Who are you fooling, girl? Not me!"
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1199. She had the guts and brains
for both of us,
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1200. and I was just happy watching her,
you know?
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1201. So you, um… You get the call…
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1202. Yeah, yeah. I get the call and I fly in.
This was yesterday.
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1203. And then I go to Andi's house.
I'm cleaning it out. It's a mess.
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1204. All of her books everywhere.
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1205. And I'm just thinking about
what was taken from my sister,
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1206. how I wasn't there for her.
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1207. And I'm getting angrier and angrier,
and then I just hear a knock at the door,
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1208. and it's some courier
with this thing from Miles Bron.
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1209. And I'm sure there's
some clever way to open it.
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1210. I don't know. I just open it.
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1211. And it's an invitation
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1212. to his private island in Greece
for next weekend.
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1213. One of those little trips she'd go on
with him and his group of shitheads.
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1214. They like to call themselves
"The Disruptors."
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1215. But I knew who they were,
and I told her who they were. Shitheads.
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1216. Miss Brand, what can I do for you?
Copy !req
1217. Andi didn't commit suicide.
Copy !req
1218. She didn't leave any note.
Copy !req
1219. So I went on her computer,
and I looked in her email,
Copy !req
1220. her sent messages,
to see if she wrote anybody anything.
Copy !req
1221. And look. She sent this at 4:00 p.m.,
the day she was murdered, four days ago.
Copy !req
1222. "I finally found it."
Copy !req
1223. "It's right here, and I'm going to use it
to burn his whole empire down."
Copy !req
1224. "I'm giving you all one last chance
to make things right."
Copy !req
1225. "You know where to find me. A."
Copy !req
1226. And I'm assuming
all of these names here are...
Copy !req
1227. Birdie Jay, Duke Cody,
Claire Debella and Lionel Toussaint.
Copy !req
1228. The Shitheads.
Copy !req
1229. She sends that email,
nobody writes back anything,
Copy !req
1230. and then the next day,
she's dead in the garage
Copy !req
1231. with sleeping pills in her system?
Copy !req
1232. I searched every inch
of every room in her house,
Copy !req
1233. and guess what wasn't there?
Copy !req
1234. The red envelope.
Copy !req
1235. Compelling.
Copy !req
1236. Google said you are
the world's greatest detective.
Copy !req
1237. Somebody like me,
takes something like this
Copy !req
1238. about a group of rich folk
with an army full of lawyers...
Copy !req
1239. But if one was to get 'em alone,
Copy !req
1240. isolated for a weekend with,
in your words,
Copy !req
1241. the world's greatest detective…
Copy !req
1242. You wanna hire me to go to that island.
Copy !req
1243. It's a stupid idea, right?
Copy !req
1244. Listen, I want to be clear, huh?
Copy !req
1245. I am not Batman.
Copy !req
1246. I can find you the truth,
I can gather evidence,
Copy !req
1247. I can present it to the police
and the courts, but…
Copy !req
1248. …that is where my jurisdiction ends.
Copy !req
1249. Yeah, but it's you doing it instead of me.
I'll take those odds.
Copy !req
1250. I've not seen
your sister's death in the news.
Copy !req
1251. - Did you release a statement?
- No.
Copy !req
1252. Shit. Was I supposed to?
Copy !req
1253. I don't know how this works.
Copy !req
1254. And you have no other family member
who was informed of the death and…
Copy !req
1255. Oh, if I pulled a few strings,
Copy !req
1256. I could keep it from leaking
to the press for another… week?
Copy !req
1257. Maybe, that's…
Copy !req
1258. Oh.
Copy !req
1259. No, that's outrageous. That wouldn't…
Copy !req
1260. Well, now…
Copy !req
1261. Wow. No, that… Yes. Miss Brand.
Copy !req
1262. Any feelings of reverence or respect
that you had for me
Copy !req
1263. when you crossed my threshold,
buttress those feelings now.
Copy !req
1264. Buttress them.
Copy !req
1265. I am proposing
that you come with me to that island
Copy !req
1266. as your sister.
Copy !req
1267. As Cassandra Brand.
Copy !req
1268. What? No.
No, no, no, I'm hiring you to go.
Copy !req
1269. I… I'm not… Are you insane?
Copy !req
1270. Buttress now. Yes.
Copy !req
1271. A famous detective shows up
Copy !req
1272. and out of the blue,
starts poking the subject of your sister,
Copy !req
1273. they'll shut up like a clam.
Copy !req
1274. Your presence on that island
is the essential catalyst.
Copy !req
1275. - Oh, no, come on, man.
- Buttress.
Copy !req
1276. Yeah, I'm trying real hard to buttress,
but this sounds nuts.
Copy !req
1277. But it is the only way that this works.
Copy !req
1278. Look at me.
They'll know instantly that I'm not her.
Copy !req
1279. You'll cut your hair.
You'll wear her clothes.
Copy !req
1280. Oh, you really think
I can fit into that shit?
Copy !req
1281. - And what about my hair?
- I know a guy.
Copy !req
1282. Now, why would anyone suspect
Copy !req
1283. you showing up, playing your sister,
when they don't know your sister is dead?
Copy !req
1284. Right.
Copy !req
1285. They don't know Andi is dead.
Copy !req
1286. So why would they suspect anything?
Copy !req
1287. - And you'll do the inspecting?
- Yes, I will. You just have to be there.
Copy !req
1288. Mr. Blanc, is… Is this safe?
Copy !req
1289. No. No.
Copy !req
1290. One person will know the truth about you.
Copy !req
1291. From the moment you arrive on that island,
Copy !req
1292. the killer will know who you are
and what you are doing.
Copy !req
1293. And they certainly wouldn't hesitate
to kill again if it covers their tracks.
Copy !req
1294. I'm… I'm a detective, Helen.
I'm not a bodyguard.
Copy !req
1295. I'm sorry. I can't help you.
Copy !req
1296. No.
Copy !req
1297. One of those shitheads killed my sister.
Copy !req
1298. Do you really think
we can get the son of a bitch?
Copy !req
1299. Well, my goodness.
Copy !req
1300. I shouldn't be here. This is nuts.
But I'm here. So let's do this.
Copy !req
1301. - Drink?
- You need a drink.
Copy !req
1302. Oh, no, I don't drink.
I'll have some coffee.
Copy !req
1303. All right.
Copy !req
1304. Andi's journals.
Copy !req
1305. Good, you keep studying them.
Okay, so… Tomorrow.
Copy !req
1306. I'll get there early.
Copy !req
1307. Really lay on some Southern hokum,
get them all off guard.
Copy !req
1308. On the boat… be cold.
Copy !req
1309. Don't engage in conversation.
Copy !req
1310. - Okay, I'm not great on boats.
- Oh, you'll be fine.
Copy !req
1311. Just remember, Rich Bitch voice.
Andi posture.
Copy !req
1312. I have all of her TED Talks on this,
and I've been studying 'em.
Copy !req
1313. Good.
Copy !req
1314. - The dog ate the caviar.
- There you go.
Copy !req
1315. Yeah.
Copy !req
1316. So, you said
Copy !req
1317. you were gonna be researching
these folks for motive.
Copy !req
1318. Did you find anything?
Copy !req
1319. Yes, I did.
Copy !req
1320. But motives for each of them
to want Miles Bron dead.
Copy !req
1321. Now why would they
kill her to protect him?
Copy !req
1322. I just don't get it.
Copy !req
1323. What about Miles? What if he just did it?
Copy !req
1324. Well, we can't rule it out,
but Miles Bron is not an idiot.
Copy !req
1325. To risk committing murder
after a very public court case,
Copy !req
1326. with the possibility
of that email of Andi's coming to light,
Copy !req
1327. would be an exceedingly
stupid thing to do.
Copy !req
1328. Especially if someone
was willing to do it for him.
Copy !req
1329. Come on. Walk me through these journals.
Copy !req
1330. Okay.
Copy !req
1331. About ten years ago,
before they all hit it big,
Copy !req
1332. they used to hang together at this bar.
Copy !req
1333. And Miles was leader of the pack?
Copy !req
1334. No. Andi was.
Copy !req
1335. They were all friends with Andi.
Copy !req
1336. Birdie was a washed-up model.
Copy !req
1337. Duke was a nerd
doing video game tournaments.
Copy !req
1338. Claire just lost a race for city council.
Copy !req
1339. Lionel was a substitute teacher.
Copy !req
1340. All of them run aground in their thirties.
Copy !req
1341. But Andi saw their potentials.
She found them all.
Copy !req
1342. - Hi!
- Hey!
Copy !req
1343. Then she found Miles.
Introduced him to the group.
Copy !req
1344. This is Miles.
Copy !req
1345. - Hey, nice to meet you.
- Hey, bro.
Copy !req
1346. I love your hair.
Copy !req
1347. At first, nobody liked him.
Copy !req
1348. …outlive the person…
Copy !req
1349. He'd say stuff like…
Copy !req
1350. I want to be responsible for something
Copy !req
1351. that gets talked about in the same breath
as the Mona Lisa. Forever.
Copy !req
1352. What does that even mean?
Copy !req
1353. It just means immortality.
Copy !req
1354. He wants to create something
that feels lasting, that feels...
Copy !req
1355. His first venture was Moviefone
for foot massages.
Copy !req
1356. - Did it work?
- No!
Copy !req
1357. Okay, listen, let's just roll with it.
Copy !req
1358. Let's humor him. Let's see where it goes.
Let's see what happens.
Copy !req
1359. - Hey, team.
- And things started happening.
Copy !req
1360. He got Birdie a show
for her designs. It did well.
Copy !req
1361. Got Lionel published.
Duke set up at Twitch.
Copy !req
1362. Claire elected locally.
Copy !req
1363. …at you. I love you back!
Copy !req
1364. You know, small stuff,
but it happened.
Copy !req
1365. And then the big thing happened.
Copy !req
1366. What is that you're working on?
Copy !req
1367. So based on the napkin idea,
Andi and Miles created Alpha.
Copy !req
1368. It blows up.
They bring everyone along for the ride.
Copy !req
1369. Miles' aspirations
keep getting bigger and bigger.
Copy !req
1370. Cut to two years ago,
Copy !req
1371. Miles meets
some sketchy Norwegian scientist
Copy !req
1372. at an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru
Copy !req
1373. who sells him
on this whole new hydrogen fuel.
Copy !req
1374. - Hmm.
- He becomes obsessed.
Copy !req
1375. And he's willing to give the company's
entire resources to launch this thing.
Copy !req
1376. No.
Copy !req
1377. Andi. Andi, come on. This is it!
Copy !req
1378. No, no, no. This is not a start-up.
This could blow up the world.
Copy !req
1379. Yeah.
Copy !req
1380. No! Literally, Miles.
This could blow up the world!
Copy !req
1381. The reality-distortion field ends here.
I can't let you do this.
Copy !req
1382. What… What do you mean you can't let me?
Copy !req
1383. I'll walk.
Copy !req
1384. And I'll take half the company
to stop you from using it for this.
Copy !req
1385. And she did it.
And, God, I love that she did it.
Copy !req
1386. Then she found out Miles
had the lawyers work the contract
Copy !req
1387. so she was cut out the company completely.
Copy !req
1388. So she sued over that?
Copy !req
1389. Her whole case was based on
Copy !req
1390. intellectual ownership
of the company's founding idea.
Copy !req
1391. Her idea on the napkin.
Copy !req
1392. Which she didn't keep.
Copy !req
1393. Miles was very excited. He had an idea.
Copy !req
1394. Uh, so he grabbed a napkin,
Copy !req
1395. and he, uh, he scribbled
something on it to show us.
Copy !req
1396. - That's a lie! Your Honor, it's a lie.
- Order! Counsel, get your client...
Copy !req
1397. Look me in the eye, Claire!
You know it's a lie!
Copy !req
1398. It's a lie.
Copy !req
1399. And do you recall, Mr. Cody,
who wrote this napkin?
Copy !req
1400. Yeah, Miles.
Copy !req
1401. Uh, it was Miles.
Copy !req
1402. Miles.
Copy !req
1403. This was March.
Copy !req
1404. And right after the verdict,
Copy !req
1405. Miles suddenly found the napkin
written in his handwriting
Copy !req
1406. and did all those interviews about it.
Copy !req
1407. A bald-faced fabrication.
Copy !req
1408. A damn lie, and it worked.
Copy !req
1409. So… every one of The Disruptors
perjured themselves
Copy !req
1410. to destroy Andi and shield Miles Bron.
Copy !req
1411. We… You and I,
we need to find out why. Motive.
Copy !req
1412. Whose was strong enough
to go one step further and commit murder?
Copy !req
1413. And then, this will be tricky,
Copy !req
1414. everyone's whereabouts
on the night of her death.
Copy !req
1415. Who could have been
at Andi's house that night? Opportunity.
Copy !req
1416. - Our suspects, motive, opportunity… Hey!
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1417. - This kinda looks like that Clue notepad.
- Yes, yes, yes.
Copy !req
1418. You must be really great at Clue, huh?
Copy !req
1419. I'm very bad at dumb things.
My Achilles' heel.
Copy !req
1420. Ticking boxes, running around,
searching all the rooms.
Copy !req
1421. It's just a terrible, terrible game.
Copy !req
1422. Well, my students love it.
Copy !req
1423. I'm scared.
Copy !req
1424. I understand.
Copy !req
1425. This is your last chance to back out.
Copy !req
1426. Oh, God. Boats.
Copy !req
1427. Ballsy move.
Copy !req
1428. You shouldn't be here.
Copy !req
1429. Duke and Birdie, I think they're onto me.
Or they were just being assholes.
Copy !req
1430. Well, that's not mutually exclusive.
Copy !req
1431. Now, look, I suspect,
when we're all settling in,
Copy !req
1432. Bron's going to pull me aside
to explain my presence.
Copy !req
1433. That is your chance to snoop.
Copy !req
1434. Snoop?
Copy !req
1435. Snoop.
Copy !req
1436. Snooping. Snoop.
Copy !req
1437. Okay, here we go.
Copy !req
1438. - Hey.
- Hi.
Copy !req
1439. Andi.
Copy !req
1440. Yes.
Copy !req
1441. I'm Whiskey. We didn't really meet.
Copy !req
1442. - Are you looking for the pool?
- I am.
Copy !req
1443. - Do you want to walk?
- Sure.
Copy !req
1444. Do you want this? I'm not into it.
It smells like that guy Derol.
Copy !req
1445. That's a beautiful necklace.
You're a Taurus?
Copy !req
1446. Yeah. Um, Miles got it for me.
Copy !req
1447. He, um, surprised me for my birthday.
Copy !req
1448. He filled his entire
penthouse apartment with roses.
Copy !req
1449. It was very cute.
Copy !req
1450. He's a really good guy. He's complicated.
Copy !req
1451. But…
Copy !req
1452. I think it's really shitty
what they all did to you.
Copy !req
1453. And how they all treated you.
Copy !req
1454. I read your court transcripts,
and you got shanked.
Copy !req
1455. Thanks, Whiskey.
Copy !req
1456. Yeah, this is my second one
of these things.
Copy !req
1457. We did a yacht thing last year.
Copy !req
1458. Well, that sounds fun.
Copy !req
1459. No.
Copy !req
1460. I mean, when they're all together,
it's kind of the worst.
Copy !req
1461. Duke just treats me like arm candy,
and they just ignore me.
Copy !req
1462. - Why do you put up with it?
- With Duke?
Copy !req
1463. I'm building my brand, and he's putting me
on his channel more often.
Copy !req
1464. Though, he's leaning harder right
into this mandom stuff.
Copy !req
1465. If I'm going to go
into politics eventually,
Copy !req
1466. I don't think
that's a road I wanna go down.
Copy !req
1467. It's expeditious,
but it's kind of a shitshow.
Copy !req
1468. - Oh, here's the pool.
- I'm gonna walk around a little longer.
Copy !req
1469. - I'll catch you over there.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1470. Hey, it's really great
talking to you, Whiskey.
Copy !req
1471. You too.
Copy !req
1472. Dong!
Copy !req
1473. Oh my God!
Copy !req
1474. Really.
Copy !req
1475. Asshole.
Copy !req
1476. Now it's a party.
Copy !req
1477. I did it. Two weeks ago, I did it.
Copy !req
1478. You signed off on the power plant.
Copy !req
1479. Yep. When this thing breaks, poof.
Copy !req
1480. My whole base is gone.
The grassroots lefties? Gone.
Copy !req
1481. I did it too.
Copy !req
1482. Did what?
Copy !req
1483. I signed off on putting Klear
in a manned mission.
Copy !req
1484. - The staff doesn't know it yet.
- Oh, God damn it.
Copy !req
1485. Let's just pray that
Andi was wrong about this Klear stuff.
Copy !req
1486. No, she was right.
Copy !req
1487. You put its gas form
into household piping,
Copy !req
1488. there's massive leakage into the air.
The hydrogen particles are too small.
Copy !req
1489. Hydrogen gas?
Copy !req
1490. Lionel. I sold my soul for this.
Copy !req
1491. You're telling me that it could literally
turn people's homes into the Hindenburg?
Copy !req
1492. I will take care of him. Don't worry.
Copy !req
1493. There was a time, you know, back when…
Copy !req
1494. I was the one on magazines. He was nobody.
Copy !req
1495. He was this little thing in my hand.
Copy !req
1496. I preferred that.
Copy !req
1497. Andi! Hi!
Copy !req
1498. Wow! No.
You're really good at this.
Copy !req
1499. This is interesting stuff about Whiskey
and motives for both Lionel and Claire.
Copy !req
1500. Well done!
Copy !req
1501. Those were motives?
Because I was kind of confused.
Copy !req
1502. Oh, no, they bet the farm
and will both be ruined
Copy !req
1503. along with Miles if he fails.
Copy !req
1504. They need to protect him at all costs.
Copy !req
1505. But I can't imagine them killing her.
I just can't.
Copy !req
1506. Think of the crime, the nature of it.
Copy !req
1507. No, they've come to apologize,
to make amends.
Copy !req
1508. And the murder itself, it's nonviolent.
Copy !req
1509. Gentle even.
Copy !req
1510. They don't even see her die.
Copy !req
1511. She just goes to sleep.
Copy !req
1512. No. No.
Copy !req
1513. They're all more than capable.
Copy !req
1514. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
1515. I thought you said you didn't drink?
Copy !req
1516. Oh, this? This isn't a drink.
This is some funky health stuff.
Copy !req
1517. No, you give me that.
Copy !req
1518. That's hard kombucha.
That's Jared Leto's hard kombucha.
Copy !req
1519. What is it that? That's 9% alcohol or so…
Copy !req
1520. Get off that.
How many of these things you had?
Copy !req
1521. I don't know, but I feel fine.
Copy !req
1522. Okay? We need to focus.
Copy !req
1523. We need to focus. We need
to find the O's, the opportunities.
Copy !req
1524. We got to open them up. It's time to push.
Copy !req
1525. No, no, no.
We're not pushing anything right now.
Copy !req
1526. Listen, I feel good.
Copy !req
1527. I think maybe you should lie down.
Copy !req
1528. - We're running out of time, Blanc!
- Helen!
Copy !req
1529. Helen…
Copy !req
1530. Please.
Copy !req
1531. Think of the danger here.
Copy !req
1532. You gotta step back
and let me handle this.
Copy !req
1533. Push nothing.
Copy !req
1534. They're gonna tell you to stop.
Copy !req
1535. Even your partner will say,
"You need to stop."
Copy !req
1536. Because as it turns out,
Copy !req
1537. nobody wants you to break
the system itself.
Copy !req
1538. But that is what true disruption is.
Copy !req
1539. And that is what unites all of us.
Copy !req
1540. We all got to that line and crossed it.
Copy !req
1541. Andi…
Copy !req
1542. Wait! Wait.
Copy !req
1543. Wait? No, you wait!
Copy !req
1544. That day in court,
you couldn't even look me in the eye.
Copy !req
1545. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1546. You want to talk about the email?
Copy !req
1547. Oh.
Copy !req
1548. So now you want to talk about the email?
You didn't even write back.
Copy !req
1549. I'm a politician.
Copy !req
1550. I never email anything
Copy !req
1551. that I wouldn't want to see
on the front page of The Times.
Copy !req
1552. That's why I called.
Copy !req
1553. We all did.
Right after we got it, over and over.
Copy !req
1554. You… Your phone was off,
and then the whole next week.
Copy !req
1555. Yeah, I've got a new number.
Copy !req
1556. And when we couldn't reach you,
I went to your house.
Copy !req
1557. Lionel and I got there
at the same time.
Copy !req
1558. Duke was already there.
Copy !req
1559. - Andi!
- Hey, Andi?
Copy !req
1560. The lights were out.
Copy !req
1561. I was pounding so hard,
I almost broke it down.
Copy !req
1562. Andi!
Copy !req
1563. We knocked, waited, and called for you,
but after an hour, we left.
Copy !req
1564. Birdie came back later on to check.
It was the same thing.
Copy !req
1565. - Where the hell were you, Andi?
- What time did you get there?
Copy !req
1566. I don't know. It was dark.
Copy !req
1567. And, Duke,
Copy !req
1568. you were already there?
Copy !req
1569. He almost got in an accident
on his motorcycle,
Copy !req
1570. he was driving so fast.
Copy !req
1571. Andi, I almost got pancaked.
Copy !req
1572. Okay, okay. Can you say all that
one more time for me, please?
Copy !req
1573. Look.
Copy !req
1574. I don't know what you're planning
on pulling being here,
Copy !req
1575. but we need to talk about this.
Copy !req
1576. If I would've answered
the door that night,
Copy !req
1577. would you have said,
"I'm sorry. I back you with Miles."
Copy !req
1578. Or were you just showing up
Copy !req
1579. so you could stop me
from using that envelope?
Copy !req
1580. Something's off.
Copy !req
1581. I don't like it.
Copy !req
1582. What's she playing at?
Copy !req
1583. Please, keep our water clean. Please…
Copy !req
1584. Blanc!
Copy !req
1585. Please, keep our water clean.
Copy !req
1586. That's everything she said, I think.
Copy !req
1587. I think maybe you should take up drinking.
You're just killing it.
Copy !req
1588. Lionel and Claire were never there alone.
But Duke came early and Birdie came late.
Copy !req
1589. But they could've gotten there early,
killed your sister,
Copy !req
1590. circled away and then waited
for the other to arrive.
Copy !req
1591. Shit.
Copy !req
1592. Something is just teasing the edge
of my brain.
Copy !req
1593. This… this case confounds me.
It just confounds me.
Copy !req
1594. We don't have a motive
for Duke or Birdie, so...
Copy !req
1595. Do either of you two
want to do a session or what?
Copy !req
1596. I'm on the clock.
Copy !req
1597. No, not right now.
Copy !req
1598. Maybe later.
Copy !req
1599. All right. It's your money, not mine.
Copy !req
1600. Ugh. Oh, if I ever meet Jared Leto,
I'm gonna whoop his kombucha-brewing ass.
Copy !req
1601. One number. All his machines.
Copy !req
1602. Holy shit.
Copy !req
1603. From that afternoon,
just minutes after Andi sent the email.
Copy !req
1604. Lionel. Lionel faxed it...
Copy !req
1605. Now hold on,
it doesn't necessarily mean he… Get down.
Copy !req
1606. Right now. Go to him.
Do what you gotta do,
Copy !req
1607. push that son of a bitch.
Just get an answer out of him.
Copy !req
1608. Look, babe. We really need this.
So do this for me one last time, okay?
Copy !req
1609. All right. I love...
Copy !req
1610. Come here.
Copy !req
1611. Are you gonna do it for me?
Copy !req
1612. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1613. Not that.
Copy !req
1614. - Hmm?
- Huh-uh.
Copy !req
1615. Oh, come on, come on.
Copy !req
1616. It's all he wants.
Copy !req
1617. The YouTube channel's dying.
He needs the exposure.
Copy !req
1618. Just put him on Alpha News, baby.
Just a late-night spot.
Copy !req
1619. And you know he's earned it.
With what he did.
Copy !req
1620. Listen, listen.
Copy !req
1621. I am building the future of news.
Copy !req
1622. I can't have
rhino-horn-boner-pill karma in the mix.
Copy !req
1623. See? See?
Copy !req
1624. Like, he is my loyal friend,
but I can't put him on Alpha News. Okay?
Copy !req
1625. There's no stopping it, Peg.
Copy !req
1626. I can't do this anymore. I'm done.
Copy !req
1627. - Peg!
- Don't. Just don't talk to me!
Copy !req
1628. Wait! Peg!
— Ten years! Ten years!
Copy !req
1629. My therapist says
this is a toxic relationship.
Copy !req
1630. - Don't be like that!
- Don't follow me. Birdie!
Copy !req
1631. I quit! I quit!
Copy !req
1632. It was a tribute to Beyoncé,
but people…
Copy !req
1633. What did Miles mean,
"This is her only chance"?
Copy !req
1634. What does anything mean?
Copy !req
1635. I swear to God,
I'll punch you in the face if you do not…
Copy !req
1636. …tell me!
Copy !req
1637. I am going to sign the statement.
Copy !req
1638. No! That will destroy us.
There's no coming...
Copy !req
1639. The story is gonna break!
There's no stopping it!
Copy !req
1640. We will do what we always do.
Copy !req
1641. Deny, half-apologize,
and then go silent awhile.
Copy !req
1642. I will handle this. You…
Copy !req
1643. What is this?
Copy !req
1644. It's my secret phone.
Copy !req
1645. What is this?
Copy !req
1646. An email from the Sweetie Pants contractor
two years ago.
Copy !req
1647. "Miss Jay, I'm writing to inform you
that the proposed Bangladesh factory
Copy !req
1648. is notoriously one of the world's
biggest sweatshops."
Copy !req
1649. "Please advise."
Copy !req
1650. And then you replied,
"Sounds perfect. Thanks."
Copy !req
1651. With your Memoji dabbing.
Copy !req
1652. Birdie,
Copy !req
1653. please tell me you did not think
sweatshops are where they make
Copy !req
1654. sweatpants.
Copy !req
1655. Oh my God.
Copy !req
1656. Miles is going to pay me off.
Copy !req
1657. He said if I take full responsibility
for the sweatshops,
Copy !req
1658. he'll pay me the value of my shares.
Copy !req
1659. Thirty million.
Copy !req
1660. I will do whatever I have to do
to save myself,
Copy !req
1661. and he is my only lifeline.
Copy !req
1662. - Can I have my secret phone back?
- No.
Copy !req
1663. This never happens in Clue.
Copy !req
1664. That's because it's a terrible game.
Copy !req
1665. They all had a motive to protect Miles.
Copy !req
1666. They were all there that night.
So what now, detective?
Copy !req
1667. The envelope.
Copy !req
1668. Whoever killed your sister
took that envelope to protect Miles,
Copy !req
1669. and they wouldn't just destroy it.
Copy !req
1670. They would want him to see
what they'd done for him.
Copy !req
1671. They brought it here. It's here.
Copy !req
1672. So how are we supposed to find it?
Copy !req
1673. Well, unless someone brings
an attaché case to dinner,
Copy !req
1674. they won't have an envelope
that size on their person.
Copy !req
1675. They'll have to hide it in their room.
Copy !req
1676. So, at dinner tonight…
Copy !req
1677. Andi. I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda.
Copy !req
1678. You need to keep your head clear
and stay sharp.
Copy !req
1679. Because you have to find a way.
Copy !req
1680. I want the truth!
Copy !req
1681. I can give you that.
Copy !req
1682. A way that is
so painfully uncomfortable
Copy !req
1683. that nobody will question it
or follow you.
Copy !req
1684. - Pick a fight. And lose.
- I'm tired of pretending.
Copy !req
1685. We have to find that envelope.
Copy !req
1686. You're the loser. That's the truth.
Copy !req
1687. There she is. There's the Andi I know.
Copy !req
1688. He's a son
of a bitch, Whiskey. Leave his ass.
Copy !req
1689. Search their rooms.
Ransack them, fast and thorough.
Copy !req
1690. Don't worry about being neat.
Copy !req
1691. Hey.
Copy !req
1692. Hi. Sorry.
Copy !req
1693. Want to hang out or…
Copy !req
1694. Damn it.
Copy !req
1695. What the hell?
Copy !req
1696. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1697. Andi?
Copy !req
1698. Dong!
Copy !req
1699. I can explain this.
Copy !req
1700. Huh?
Copy !req
1701. Wait a minute. Whiskey, is the party over?
Copy !req
1702. No. No. I left.
Copy !req
1703. Duke…
Copy !req
1704. I left Duke because I couldn't…
He didn't deserve this.
Copy !req
1705. How am I going to tell his mom?
Copy !req
1706. Hey, hey, hey. Yes, he did.
Okay? He is a bastard.
Copy !req
1707. I don't feel sorry for him.
Copy !req
1708. He deserved what he got,
and you are better off without him.
Copy !req
1709. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
1710. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1711. Please don't kill me!
Oh my God, please don't kill me!
Copy !req
1712. I'm not trying to kill you,
you crazy bitch!
Copy !req
1713. Andi?
Copy !req
1714. Andi!
Copy !req
1715. Blanc!
Copy !req
1716. Blanc, where are you? Where are you?
Copy !req
1717. Helen! Listen, there's great danger.
Did you take Duke's gun?
Copy !req
1718. Why would I take Duke's gun?
And why are the lights out?
Copy !req
1719. Duke is dead.
Copy !req
1720. What?
Copy !req
1721. No time. Did you find the envelope?
Copy !req
1722. No, I searched every room. It's not there.
Copy !req
1723. Oh, I've been a fool!
There's one more room to search.
Copy !req
1724. They already gave it to Miles.
It's in the Glass Onion.
Copy !req
1725. If I can distract everyone,
and you can get up there and find it...
Copy !req
1726. No, but that doesn't tell us
who gave it to him.
Copy !req
1727. Blanc, I don't understand.
Copy !req
1728. Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight.
Copy !req
1729. We only need one last piece
of information, but only you can...
Copy !req
1730. Son of a bitch!
Copy !req
1731. Blanc, go chase him!
Copy !req
1732. What are you doing?
Don't let him get away.
Copy !req
1733. The killer thinks you're dead.
Copy !req
1734. This is our cover.
Copy !req
1735. I can buy you maybe five minutes alone
in the Glass Onion, but you have to...
Copy !req
1736. - Give me that.
- You have to find that envelope.
Copy !req
1737. - I will.
- That's it…
Copy !req
1738. Oh, no, give me that. Give me that.
Copy !req
1739. This'll be good.
Copy !req
1740. Oh. Oh. Oh!
Copy !req
1741. Shitballs!
Copy !req
1742. Blanc…
Copy !req
1743. Yes.
Copy !req
1744. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1745. God, Andi.
Copy !req
1746. Everyone, inside right now.
Copy !req
1747. - Shouldn't we...
- She's not going anywhere.
Copy !req
1748. Inside.
Copy !req
1749. It's time to finish this.
Copy !req
1750. Shitballs.
Copy !req
1751. It makes no sense.
Copy !req
1752. This makes perfect sense.
Copy !req
1753. Duke, Andi, this weekend,
Copy !req
1754. this ridiculous game that started
well before we set foot on this island.
Copy !req
1755. Will you explain it
to us all then, detective?
Copy !req
1756. No, I can peel back the layers,
Copy !req
1757. I can take it to a point,
but what lies at the center,
Copy !req
1758. only one person can tell us
who killed Cassandra Brand.
Copy !req
1759. Who?
Copy !req
1760. Well, I keep returning,
in my mind, to the Glass Onion.
Copy !req
1761. Something that seems densely layered,
mysterious and inscrutable.
Copy !req
1762. But in fact, the center is in plain sight.
Copy !req
1763. Where? Where?
Copy !req
1764. And that is why
this case has confounded me like no other.
Copy !req
1765. Why every complex layer
peeled back has revealed
Copy !req
1766. another layer and another layer
and come to naught.
Copy !req
1767. And that was the problem, right there.
Copy !req
1768. You see, I expected complexity.
Copy !req
1769. I expected intelligence.
I expected a puzzle, a game.
Copy !req
1770. But that's not what any of this is.
Copy !req
1771. It hides not behind complexity,
Copy !req
1772. but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity.
Copy !req
1773. Truth is, it doesn't hide at all.
Copy !req
1774. I was staring right at it.
Copy !req
1775. The killer nearly struck
my Achilles' heel.
Copy !req
1776. But thank high heaven, at the last moment,
Copy !req
1777. I realized what had teased my brain
through this entire case…
Copy !req
1778. "Inbreathiate."
Copy !req
1779. It's not a word.
Copy !req
1780. What?
Copy !req
1781. Can we just take a second
and fully inbreathiate this moment?
Copy !req
1782. It's not a real word.
Copy !req
1783. It kind of sounds like one,
but it's just entirely made up.
Copy !req
1784. Now "reclamation,"
Copy !req
1785. now, well, that…
Copy !req
1786. That is a word, but it's the wrong word.
Copy !req
1787. This place is the full reclamation
of everything I've achieved up to now.
Copy !req
1788. This entire day…
Copy !req
1789. The predefinite detective.
Copy !req
1790. A veritable minefield of malapropisms…
Copy !req
1791. The infraction point.
Copy !req
1792. …and factual errors.
Copy !req
1793. Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea.
Copy !req
1794. That is the Aegean Sea.
Copy !req
1795. Oh, yeah, it is. It is.
Copy !req
1796. His dock doesn't float.
His wonder-fuel is a disaster.
Copy !req
1797. His grasp of disruption theory
is remedial at best.
Copy !req
1798. He didn't design the puzzle boxes.
He didn't write the mystery.
Copy !req
1799. Et voilà! It all adds up.
The key to this entire case.
Copy !req
1800. And it was staring me right in the face.
Copy !req
1801. Like everyone in the world,
Copy !req
1802. I assumed Miles Bron was
a complicated genius.
Copy !req
1803. But why?
Copy !req
1804. Look into the clear center
of this Glass Onion…
Copy !req
1805. Miles Bron is an idiot.
Copy !req
1806. Oh, please.
Just tell us who tried to kill me.
Copy !req
1807. Nobody tried to kill you,
you vainglorious buffoon.
Copy !req
1808. Duke took my glass!
Copy !req
1809. That's what you told us he did.
Copy !req
1810. He must've picked it up by mistake,
you told us, right after it happened.
Copy !req
1811. Look at that dress spin.
Birdie, do that again. Watch this.
Copy !req
1812. And after you said those words,
Copy !req
1813. that's what we all remember seeing,
but think!
Copy !req
1814. Ignore his lies, everyone,
and think clearly now.
Copy !req
1815. What did we all actually see?
Copy !req
1816. Wow! Look at that dress spin.
Birdie, that's amazing.
Copy !req
1817. Just…
Copy !req
1818. You handed Duke your own glass.
Copy !req
1819. Clear as crystal.
Right in front of our eyes.
Copy !req
1820. All of us.
And then told a bald-faced fabrication.
Copy !req
1821. And it worked.
Copy !req
1822. Blanc, are you telling us
Miles killed Duke?
Copy !req
1823. - Yes.
- Why?
Copy !req
1824. Because the night
Andi sent you all the emails,
Copy !req
1825. when Duke got to Andi's house
early on his motorcycle…
Copy !req
1826. …he saw Miles leaving.
Copy !req
1827. Was almost struck by him.
Copy !req
1828. In fact, he told all of us.
Right out in the open, he told us.
Copy !req
1829. Iconic.
Copy !req
1830. Remember that night you almost pancaked me
with it on the road outside of Andi's?
Copy !req
1831. Anderson Cooper's birthday? Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1832. That night, at Andi's.
Copy !req
1833. That night, Duke told us
he almost got in an accident.
Copy !req
1834. He… pancaked?
Copy !req
1835. Yeah, but Miles had been living in Greece
the past six months.
Copy !req
1836. No. Whiskey.
Copy !req
1837. Miles saw you
on your birthday in New York.
Copy !req
1838. Gave you that necklace for your birthday.
And you're a Taurus.
Copy !req
1839. I am.
Copy !req
1840. Two weeks ago.
Copy !req
1841. - Forget the hydrofuels…
- May 9th.
Copy !req
1842. …and the sweatshops,
Copy !req
1843. and the consensual cuckolding
for cable news assignments.
Copy !req
1844. Sorry, what?
Copy !req
1845. And focus
Copy !req
1846. on the envelope.
Copy !req
1847. Holy shit!
Copy !req
1848. What is reality?
Copy !req
1849. Andi?
Copy !req
1850. Who did the envelope threaten?
Copy !req
1851. Miles Bron.
Copy !req
1852. That night, Lionel faxed Andi's email
to Miles who received it in New York.
Copy !req
1853. The one thing that could destroy
his empire of lies,
Copy !req
1854. the truth in the hands
of the only person unafraid to tell it.
Copy !req
1855. So Miles drives his Baby Blue Porsche
Copy !req
1856. to the scene of the crime,
and Andi lets him in.
Copy !req
1857. Of course she did.
Copy !req
1858. Miles' machine of lawyers and power
Copy !req
1859. could destroy her
through sheer dumb force.
Copy !req
1860. But Miles himself?
Copy !req
1861. Oh, she was clever enough
not to fear Miles.
Copy !req
1862. But she didn't see the real threat,
the obvious threat until it was too late.
Copy !req
1863. Duke alone knew you were there that night,
but he didn't know Andi was dead.
Copy !req
1864. No, no, he didn't know that
until this evening.
Copy !req
1865. Right here,
when he got a Google Alert on his phone,
Copy !req
1866. which has now fallen strangely silent.
Copy !req
1867. And which he showed to you…
Copy !req
1868. …because you don't own a phone.
Copy !req
1869. Duke! No!
Copy !req
1870. Did he really think
he could stop all of them
Copy !req
1871. from finding out about Andi's death?
Copy !req
1872. They all have phones.
Copy !req
1873. - Where's my phone?
- Peggy.
Copy !req
1874. - Phone!
- Still no.
Copy !req
1875. He didn't need to hide the death.
Copy !req
1876. He just needed to hide
that Duke had shown him the death
Copy !req
1877. moments before he was killed.
Copy !req
1878. Right out in the open, Duke showed him.
Copy !req
1879. That changes things, right?
Copy !req
1880. It sure does.
Copy !req
1881. And told him exactly what he wanted
in return for his silence.
Copy !req
1882. Numbers like this.
Maybe we can talk Alpha News?
Copy !req
1883. You bet your ass. Come here.
Copy !req
1884. So what does Miles do?
Copy !req
1885. Does he keep a vial of poison
in his tooth or something?
Copy !req
1886. Is that a rich person thing?
Copy !req
1887. No, no, no, no, it's just…
It's so much stupider than that.
Copy !req
1888. Birdie, what are the ingredients
to your Cuban Breeze?
Copy !req
1889. Um, vodka, amaretto.
Copy !req
1890. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1891. And… pineapple juice.
Copy !req
1892. No pineapple in that, right?
Duke don't dance with pineapple.
Copy !req
1893. An allergy.
Copy !req
1894. He can't even have a drop.
Copy !req
1895. Pineapple juice!
Copy !req
1896. He just put
pineapple juice in his whiskey.
Copy !req
1897. It's so dumb.
Copy !req
1898. Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant.
Copy !req
1899. No! It's just dumb!
Copy !req
1900. "Died of an apparent suicide.
She is survived by her sister, Helen."
Copy !req
1901. Helen.
Copy !req
1902. You told me about Helen, your sister...
Copy !req
1903. Oh, wait!
Copy !req
1904. Helen Brand, ladies and gentlemen.
Copy !req
1905. And now we come
to Helen's attempted murder,
Copy !req
1906. which, I have to give you credit for,
did have a sound foundation of thought.
Copy !req
1907. You realized the opportunity
laid out in front of you.
Copy !req
1908. You have a house on a remote island,
Copy !req
1909. filled with desperate people,
Copy !req
1910. all of whom have a real-life reason
to wish this woman harm. You...
Copy !req
1911. Furthermore, you have
a loaded gun conveniently within reach.
Copy !req
1912. And the lights had even been turned off.
Copy !req
1913. You've taken seven people,
Copy !req
1914. each of whom has a real-life reason
to wish you harm,
Copy !req
1915. gathered them together on a remote island,
Copy !req
1916. and placed the idea
of your murder in their heads.
Copy !req
1917. It's like putting a loaded gun
on the table and turning off the lights!
Copy !req
1918. Heavens to…
Copy !req
1919. You dim-witted, brainless
Copy !req
1920. jackass!
Copy !req
1921. Your one murder, with any panache at all,
Copy !req
1922. and you stole the whole idea from me.
Copy !req
1923. And after all that, you…
You still kept the envelope?
Copy !req
1924. You didn't burn it or anything?
Copy !req
1925. You recognize this?
Copy !req
1926. Andi's handwriting.
Copy !req
1927. I got you, son of a bitch.
Copy !req
1928. Oh, let's slow down there, sister. Okay?
Copy !req
1929. Because first, how could you
ever prove that that's the original?
Copy !req
1930. - She might have copied mine.
- No.
Copy !req
1931. The bar closed nine years ago,
Copy !req
1932. and hers has one thing
that yours just doesn't.
Copy !req
1933. Okay, but second…
Copy !req
1934. - What the hell did he do?
- He just burned it!
Copy !req
1935. Burned what?
I didn't see anything.
Copy !req
1936. You burned it!
Copy !req
1937. - Is someone making toast?
- This will not stand.
Copy !req
1938. Uh-huh. Well, did you see this proof,
this smoking napkin, Blanc?
Copy !req
1939. No. Did anybody?
Copy !req
1940. Okay, then wow!
Copy !req
1941. Wow! We got some big accusations
flying around here.
Copy !req
1942. Except, everybody seems to have
Copy !req
1943. a very foggy recollection
of what they actually saw,
Copy !req
1944. and there's nothing
but totally circumspective evidence.
Copy !req
1945. So, if this was just us
playing my murder mystery game,
Copy !req
1946. which we should have been doing
all weekend,
Copy !req
1947. then Blanc wins an iPad Pro this time.
Copy !req
1948. But this is the real world.
Copy !req
1949. And in the real world, you need
more than a neat, little detective story.
Copy !req
1950. You need evidence.
Copy !req
1951. And you've got… nothing.
Copy !req
1952. Do you?
Copy !req
1953. He's right.
Copy !req
1954. The contents of that envelope
and his possession of it
Copy !req
1955. were our only physical evidence.
Copy !req
1956. Right.
Copy !req
1957. Wanna take that to the cops?
You wanna take it to the courts?
Copy !req
1958. Look, you pick your poison.
Copy !req
1959. Anywhere you go,
it's going to be your word against mine.
Copy !req
1960. How do you think that's gonna go?
Copy !req
1961. I think it's gonna go
about like it went for Andi.
Copy !req
1962. Jesus.
Copy !req
1963. And, I do want to say,
Copy !req
1964. your sister was a complicated woman,
but she meant the world to me.
Copy !req
1965. And I'm so sorry for your loss.
Copy !req
1966. Nobody's stepping up?
Copy !req
1967. Raise your hand
and say, "I saw him take Duke's gun."
Copy !req
1968. "I saw him that night at Andi's house."
Copy !req
1969. "I saw the napkin before he burned it."
Copy !req
1970. We didn't…
Copy !req
1971. We… We didn't.
Copy !req
1972. You would lie for a lie,
but you won't lie for the truth.
Copy !req
1973. You're still holding on to his titties.
Copy !req
1974. You shitheads.
Copy !req
1975. Blanc.
Copy !req
1976. I need you to do something.
Copy !req
1977. I'm sorry, Helen.
Copy !req
1978. I gave you the truth.
Copy !req
1979. This is where my jurisdiction ends.
Copy !req
1980. I have to answer to the police,
the courts, the system.
Copy !req
1981. There's nothing I can do.
Copy !req
1982. Except maybe…
Copy !req
1983. offer you some courage.
Copy !req
1984. And a reminder of why your sister
walked away in the first place.
Copy !req
1985. Hell, yeah!
Copy !req
1986. Why the hell not?
Copy !req
1987. Yeah, go, Helen! All right, go, Helen!
Copy !req
1988. [music ends abruptly
Copy !req
1989. God damn, that felt good.
Copy !req
1990. Oh, really?
Copy !req
1991. - You want to join in?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1992. - Oh, yeah.
- You go.
Copy !req
1993. Yeah, we should… Hey, Miles!
Copy !req
1994. Okay.
Copy !req
1995. I get it, guys. Let it all out.
Copy !req
1996. Yes! Whoo!
Copy !req
1997. Yay! Mazel tov!
Copy !req
1998. Ooh, coming in real hot.
Copy !req
1999. Helen, easy!
Copy !req
2000. Whoa!
Copy !req
2001. I think that belonged to Liberace.
Copy !req
2002. Okay, I… Are we done?
Copy !req
2003. Whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
2004. - We're not done.
- Whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
2005. Why are you...
Copy !req
2006. Ooh.
Copy !req
2007. Okay. What?
Copy !req
2008. What? What is it? What do you want?
Copy !req
2009. We're not...
Copy !req
2010. Oh my God! Whoa!
Copy !req
2011. Miles! Fire extinguisher. Miles?
Copy !req
2012. Andi?
Copy !req
2013. Uh, Helen!
Copy !req
2014. - Fire extinguisher?
- Wait...
Copy !req
2015. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Copy !req
2016. Helen, God damn it!
Copy !req
2017. Come on, Helen!
Copy !req
2018. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Copy !req
2019. Okay, stop!
Copy !req
2020. Stop. Enough.
Copy !req
2021. Helen, walk away.
Copy !req
2022. Yeah.
Copy !req
2023. With a reminder of why my sister
walked away in the first place.
Copy !req
2024. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
2025. Hindenburg.
Copy !req
2026. This is a smokeless garden.
Copy !req
2027. This is a smokeless garden.
Copy !req
2028. This is a smokeless garden.
This is a smokeless garden.
Copy !req
2029. Disruption.
Copy !req
2030. This is a smokeless garden.
Copy !req
2031. Fuckin' A.
Copy !req
2032. Oh, fantastic! Oh, that's so punk rock!
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2033. What? You think you're an alligator?
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2034. You think you popped me
like a gangster? No!
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2035. You baby!
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2036. You child!
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2037. You feel better now?
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2038. I hope your little bitch tantrum
gave you closure
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2039. 'cause it accomplished nothing!
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2040. Your fuel of the future just barbecued
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2041. the world's most famous painting,
you dumb-ass.
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2042. Congratulations on
the public launch of Klear
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2043. and the end of Miles Bron.
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2044. You're ruined. And you did get your wish.
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2045. To forever be remembered
in the same breath…
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2046. as the Mona Lisa.
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2047. No. No.
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2048. Gang? We all saw the same thing.
We know what happened. Am I right?
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2049. I saw the napkin he burned.
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2050. God, now that you mention it,
I clearly saw him grab Duke's gun.
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2051. I saw him driving away from Andi's house
the night she was killed.
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2052. Oh…
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2053. you shitheads.
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2054. Did you get the son of a bitch?
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2055. Yeah.
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2056. You ready to go home?
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