1. Yes, Mr. Cavanaugh?Copy !req
2. Why don't you answer me?Copy !req
3. What is it, Mr. Cavanaugh?Copy !req
4. Mr. Cavanaugh?Copy !req
5. Ladies and gentlemen,
with 11 seconds left in the game,Copy !req
6. Peter Krizaniac has committed
his fourth foul.Copy !req
7. The score is Drover 71, Dewitt 70.Copy !req
8. For Christ's sake, Maniac,
get your head outta your ass, will you?Copy !req
9. We're gonna blow this game!Copy !req
10. Go team, go! Go team, go!Copy !req
11. We got four fouls. He'll choke up.Copy !req
12. When we get the ball,
I want a simple play down court.Copy !req
13. Go, team! Let's do this!Copy !req
14. Look at me, man.
What the hell's going on?Copy !req
15. - You're letting us down.
- OK.Copy !req
16. Look at me! Whatever's bothering you,
we'll talk about it later.Copy !req
17. Just give me 11 seconds.Copy !req
18. What a ballgame. A basket by Peter
'Maniac' Krizaniac in the final seconds.Copy !req
19. Dewitt will go on to the TAC tournament.Copy !req
20. Yeah!Copy !req
21. Hey.Copy !req
22. - Hey.Copy !req
23. What's the matter?Copy !req
24. Nothing.Copy !req
25. - I don't wanna talk about it.
- Talk about what?Copy !req
26. Once again the final score:
Dewitt 72, Drovers 71.Copy !req
27. So, until next Tuesday night's
championship game at 7:50,Copy !req
28. 'this is Charlie Kaiser,
the voice of Dewitt basketball.Copy !req
29. 'And don't forget to be with me tomorrow
night for the annual WDBX scavenger hunt.'Copy !req
30. Hey, Pryor.Copy !req
31. How about a cheer for our heroic boys?Copy !req
32. That's what we love about you, Pryor,
your sense of enthusiasm!Copy !req
33. You'd like it better if I ran around and
made an asshole of myself in a bear suit?Copy !req
34. You know, that's an idea for you, Pryor.Copy !req
35. Hey, man.
Pryor's going to take over my bear suit.Copy !req
36. Lay off, Benson,
I've had enough of your bullshit!Copy !req
37. I told you, it's nothin'.Copy !req
38. God, I wish you believed that,
cos it was nothin'.Copy !req
39. - She's just a girl.
- Yeah, that's easy for you to say.Copy !req
40. - You think I've never been dumped before?
- Not that I've noticed, no.Copy !req
41. Well, I have, plenty of times.
I just don't go around telling everybody.Copy !req
42. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
43. I couldn't think of nothin' else
out there tonight. Damn!Copy !req
44. You've gotta pull yourself together, man.Copy !req
45. - Sure, but what if Pryor finds out?
- So, he'll find out.Copy !req
46. I know, I know.Copy !req
47. I guess I'll have to break it to him easy.
I don't really want to hurt him.Copy !req
48. Well... then, why?Copy !req
49. I just couldn't help myself!Copy !req
50. Benson is just too much!Copy !req
51. He kept it up forever!
It hurts when I sit down!Copy !req
52. - God, Sheila, he's your cousin!
- Second cousin.Copy !req
53. Down to action!
Let's bring on the main attraction.Copy !req
54. Oh, my little super-stud!Copy !req
55. You gonna leave some of the chickadees
for the rest of the lowlifes?Copy !req
56. - If you ask politely, yes.
- Oh!Copy !req
57. I mean, it's been Teddy for two years.Copy !req
58. Don't you even get curious
about how it is with somebody else?Copy !req
59. - I'll bet Teddy does.Copy !req
60. Teddy knows my limit.
He knows just how much I'll put up with.Copy !req
61. - Hey, coach!Copy !req
62. Great game, guys.
I didn't wanna coach at Notre Dame anyway!Copy !req
63. - What the hell!Copy !req
64. I'll send my wife down there.
She'll do a better job moving the guys.Copy !req
65. Now, hey, enjoy yourselves tonight.
It was a great win.Copy !req
66. But don't wear yourselves out helping the
sorority ladies with the scavenger hunt.Copy !req
67. - OK!Copy !req
68. Hold it! By the way,
11 o'clock sharp, practice tomorrow.Copy !req
69. - No baloney, be there.
- OK.Copy !req
70. - What a drag!Copy !req
71. Practice? Now, that is depressing.Copy !req
72. What does he mean
about helping the sorority girls out?Copy !req
73. We can if we want, can't we?Copy !req
74. Bostwick, sometimes, you know,
you're really a nerd.Copy !req
75. Aargh! I'm hit, Ralph! Ralph, I'm hit!Copy !req
76. I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm hit!Copy !req
77. Helicopter, seven o'clock!Copy !req
78. - Oh, here comes the Blues Brothers!Copy !req
79. Oh, God!Copy !req
80. - Hi, baby!
- Richter scale!Copy !req
81. Oh, yes, sports fans,
the momentum burn on the hardwood floorCopy !req
82. of the legendary
Dewitt College campus tonight!Copy !req
83. When the incomparable Maniac KrizaniacCopy !req
84. and the legendary, quintessential
Theodore Ratliff donned up the motorsCopy !req
85. and snatched victory
from the jaws of defeat.Copy !req
86. - Snatch!
- And... And... And...Copy !req
87. - Meanwhile, I was confused because...
- What?Copy !req
88. - I don't know anything about basketball.
- You don't know nothing?Copy !req
89. - But I kept going.
- Damn, y'all!Copy !req
90. Hey, damned be he
who cries out first.Copy !req
91. Lay off, Macduff!Copy !req
92. Ah, hey, are you taking
an English drama course?Copy !req
93. Oh, Mata Hari has learned our secret.Copy !req
94. A-ha, our flies are open to you!
Aargh!Copy !req
95. And your parents thought they were wasting
money sending you guys to college?Copy !req
96. So, you guys planning on coming
to the big party tonight?Copy !req
97. Ha! We never miss a party,
do we, Hagan?Copy !req
98. Are you kidding?
Besides the scavenger huntCopy !req
99. and the performance on the hard wood
tonight, fellas... Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
100. ..it will be the event of the weekend.Copy !req
101. - Oh, indeed! It's the event.
- You dressing up?Copy !req
102. You know, I'm glad you asked that question
because I am going as Beaver Cleaver.Copy !req
103. Dancer?
He's gonna cleave the beaver!Copy !req
104. Oh, no! You're disgusting!Copy !req
105. - He's disgusting.
- Disgusting.Copy !req
106. - I am revolting! Ha!
- Revolting!Copy !req
107. Major Lee Revulsion!Copy !req
108. Beaver! Beaver at six o'clock!Copy !req
109. - Part, beaver.
- Horny! Horny! Horny! Horny!Copy !req
110. Oh, get out!Copy !req
111. Lions and tigers
and beaver!Copy !req
112. Lions and tigers and beaver!
Lions and tigers and beaver!Copy !req
113. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
114. I got the whole grave dug by myself!Copy !req
115. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
116. Let's plant this nut Cavanaugh and split!Copy !req
117. This is the guy who killed
that college security guard's daughter.Copy !req
118. He just hung himself at the asylum.Copy !req
119. His sister's the one
who's paying us to bury him.Copy !req
120. - Here, have a drink.
- OK.Copy !req
121. C'mon, let's get this job finished.Copy !req
122. And get outta here.Copy !req
123. Ugh! Aargh!Copy !req
124. Ugh!Copy !req
125. Oh, no!Copy !req
126. Wow, wow, wow! What a ballgame!Copy !req
127. Old Charlie here would like
to dedicate the startCopy !req
128. of 56 hours of solid old gold music
to the Bears,Copy !req
129. for they are solid gold.Copy !req
130. Yes, sir, solid gold.Copy !req
131. And away we go-woah-woah!Copy !req
132. - Barney!
- There he is!Copy !req
133. Hey, hey, hey. Lookit, lookit, lookit.Copy !req
134. I know I'm beautiful
but you've gotta control yourself, woman.Copy !req
135. You did it, kid. You won the game!
Oh, Jeez, I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
136. Hey, so what does the hero wanna eat, huh?Copy !req
137. Well, let's take a look. All right...Copy !req
138. Four double cheeseburgers,
two fries, two rings,Copy !req
139. two maximum Cokes,
one stupendous root beer,Copy !req
140. one small chocolate shake
and a jellied doughnut.Copy !req
141. Now, for the main course.Copy !req
142. What are you gonna have for dessert, huh?
A stomach pump?Copy !req
143. - What's with all this food?
- Now, now, Barney. I'm a growing boy.Copy !req
144. Oh, yeah? What are you growing, huh?
A twin?Copy !req
145. Hey, do you think the world's ready
for another Ratliff?Copy !req
146. I don't think the world is ready
for this Ratliff.Copy !req
147. - Where's your partner in crime?
- Who, Maniac?Copy !req
148. He's back at the table with Lynn.Copy !req
149. Hey, Maniac!
Way to go! Way to go!Copy !req
150. Barney, Barney, I need food.Copy !req
151. Come on! Get outta here!
Get outta here!Copy !req
152. - I'll call you when it's ready.
- OK.Copy !req
153. 'Yowzer! That's playin' it like it is!'Copy !req
154. And now for all you good people getting
ready for your big scavenger hunt,Copy !req
155. here's The Lovin' Spoonful
with "Do You Believe In Magic"?Copy !req
156. I said, "Do You Believe In Magic?"Copy !req
157. - C'mon, Mike.Copy !req
158. I can tell when something's bothering you.Copy !req
159. Bothering me?
OK, there's something bothering me.Copy !req
160. - You're bothering me.
- What have I done?Copy !req
161. You can't think of anything?
You don't know?Copy !req
162. Well, then,
I guess there must be nothing wrong.Copy !req
163. You know, Mike,
sometimes you can get very weird.Copy !req
164. And you're getting worse lately.Copy !req
165. You don't understand me, do you?Copy !req
166. That's OK.
I'm used to being misunderstood.Copy !req
167. I can tell when something's bugging you.Copy !req
168. - All right, what about Benson?
- I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
169. Come on! Don't bullshit me!
You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
170. - Hey, hey, we've got company.
- Oh.Copy !req
171. You know you're gonna drive Barney crazy.Copy !req
172. Oh, that's not a drive, that's a putt.
Besides, she loves it!Copy !req
173. I'll tell y'all one thing.Copy !req
174. She's a hell of a lot better
than that old witch we had last year.Copy !req
175. - Damn!
- You mean Mrs. Gates?Copy !req
176. No, no, he means Mrs. Bates.Copy !req
177. - The woman in Psycho, remember?
- No.Copy !req
178. Hey, Maniac, come on,
show Lynn your Mrs. Bates impression.Copy !req
179. Oh, come on!Copy !req
180. - All right, catch this.
- OK.Copy !req
181. Mrs. Bates? Mrs. Bates?
Norman's calling you.Copy !req
182. You guys are definitely strange!Copy !req
183. No. No, we're not. We're just typical
victims of a society gone berserk!Copy !req
184. Aargh! Oooh!Copy !req
185. Hey, hey, hey, gang.Copy !req
186. - Hey, thank you, Barney.
- Great service! What's the damage?Copy !req
187. Your money's no good here.
This one's on Mac.Copy !req
188. - Mac the cop bought it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
189. That's funny, I always figured
he didn't like students very much.Copy !req
190. - Well, let's eat.
- Yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
191. Hey, hey, hey, all you Jimmy Dean types.Copy !req
192. Come on out, because tonight's the night
for you old beatniks,Copy !req
193. bobby-soxers and flower children.Copy !req
194. Remember the big golden oldies party
at the Gamma House.Copy !req
195. 'I said at the Gamma House. Yeah!'Copy !req
196. It's the Sheriff of Nottingham
and the fair Maid Marion.Copy !req
197. - Right, hit me, cowboy.
- OK.Copy !req
198. Hey! Watch it!Copy !req
199. - Come on, sit down, Lynnie.
- Cool out, guys.Copy !req
200. A little Jack Daniels never hurt anybody.
Have a sip, come on.Copy !req
201. More, more, more!Copy !req
202. - Oh, gimme that.
- Ugh.Copy !req
203. Gotta drink it like a man.Copy !req
204. - Don't get my costume wet!Copy !req
205. - Are you guys ready to go to the party?
- About in a quarter of an hour.Copy !req
206. This is your party, little darlin'!Copy !req
207. C'mon! You guys want to sit around here
and play? I'll call a babysitter.Copy !req
208. - Hey, can she be topless?Copy !req
209. - Of course.
- Woo!Copy !req
210. - I'll see you later.
- Come on, have another drink. One more.Copy !req
211. A little more, a little more.Copy !req
212. What a pig! Ooh, look at that!Copy !req
213. Watch out for the boogieman.Copy !req
214. Any boogieman would make
a better date than you, honey.Copy !req
215. - That took some thinking.
- Ah, that was real intelligent.Copy !req
216. Ralph! Someone's chasing me.Copy !req
217. - Yeah, it was me.
- What?Copy !req
218. Uh... You dropped this.Copy !req
219. Oh!Copy !req
220. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
221. Uh... I didn't mean to scare you.
I'm really sorry.Copy !req
222. Um...Copy !req
223. I'd really like to go in with you
to the party.Copy !req
224. I... didn't bring a girl.Copy !req
225. Oh, sure.Copy !req
226. You know, you really scared me.Copy !req
227. You know, girls shouldn't be
out at night alone.Copy !req
228. I'm beginning to find that out.
Let's go.Copy !req
229. - Get in here! Get in here!Copy !req
230. - In there!Copy !req
231. Get in there!Copy !req
232. - Hi, boys.
- Janey!Copy !req
233. Hey, baby! Let me check your mileage!Copy !req
234. - Woo, yeah! You look hot!Copy !req
235. - Hey, Jane, you like this guy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
236. - You have got him! You've won the prize!
- I got him? What's he supposed to be?Copy !req
237. He is the result
of one of my bad sex experiments.Copy !req
238. What will modern science think of next?Copy !req
239. Woo!Copy !req
240. Eat her up, baby!Copy !req
241. You're bad! You gone bad!Copy !req
242. Heel! Heel!Copy !req
243. Woah! Bad boy. Come on!Copy !req
244. Walked in and I spied a girl
named Sheila.Copy !req
245. - I walked up and said, "Can I feel ya?"
- Oh, baby!Copy !req
246. She said with a stink,
"Teddy, get me a drink."Copy !req
247. And I said,
"I don't think so. I'll see ya."Copy !req
248. - Can I go get you a drink?
- Teddy, you can get me more than a drink.Copy !req
249. Oh, I'll go see what they have
at the hors d'oeuvres bar.Copy !req
250. Oh, please do.Copy !req
251. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
252. Oh, Maniac.Copy !req
253. Like, I really love
to watch you make a pass.Copy !req
254. At basketball.Copy !req
255. Maniac!Copy !req
256. Excuse me a sec.Copy !req
257. Leslie! Leslie!Copy !req
258. Um... Can I talk to you a second?Copy !req
259. - I thought we were gonna talk.
- I'm just a little smashed.Copy !req
260. Well, I never could compete
with Jack Daniels, basketballCopy !req
261. and Teddy Ratliff.Copy !req
262. Sorry, Pete.Copy !req
263. He-he-he! Tell these little mucous
membranes about Dickie Cavanaugh!Copy !req
264. Uh, I want you to meet
Dickie Cavanaugh.Copy !req
265. In many ways,
he was a lot like you boys.Copy !req
266. He was young, semi-literate
and he was an American.Copy !req
267. Then one night, they took old Dickie
out into the woods.Copy !req
268. Dickie came back.Copy !req
269. But his mind just kinda stayed out there.Copy !req
270. They had to take him up to the loony bin
in ol' Weston Hill.Copy !req
271. He's been there ever since, just
screamin' and a-hollerin' all night long.Copy !req
272. Think about it, fellas.Copy !req
273. C'mon, Hagan,
let's go drink some women.Copy !req
274. Oh, drink women!Copy !req
275. Bye, fellas.Copy !req
276. Bye.Copy !req
277. - Did you hear that?
- Do you think it's true?Copy !req
278. - It's a bunch of shit!
- What do you know?Copy !req
279. My brother went here six years ago and
they tried to dump the same stuff on him.Copy !req
280. - Oh, yeah?
- Really?Copy !req
281. He said... He said this guy,
Dickie Cavanaugh, did flip out.Copy !req
282. Yeah?Copy !req
283. But it had nothing to do
with the bear ritual.Copy !req
284. - He got hung up on some cheerleader.
- Gotta have a little bit...Copy !req
285. - And then he killed her...
- Killed her?Copy !req
286. - .. when she dumped him for another guy.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
287. He did it right in the middle
of the scavenger hunt.Copy !req
288. - Phew!
- Come here. See that girl there?Copy !req
289. Patty MacVey. She was Mac's daughter.Copy !req
290. - Who?
- Mr. MacVey.Copy !req
291. He's head of campus security
that's always poking his nose around.Copy !req
292. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna check out the action.Copy !req
293. - Yeah, good luck.
- Catch you later.Copy !req
294. - Ralph, I never saw you dance before.
- Ha, it's the beer.Copy !req
295. - You want some cherry lip balm?
- Nah.Copy !req
296. Hey, Ralph, go like that.Copy !req
297. - What?
- Go like that. Go like that.Copy !req
298. Just a second, you got something right...Copy !req
299. - Ugh.
- Ralph, are you OK?Copy !req
300. - Ralph! That was like real insane.Copy !req
301. It was a riot! I wish I'd had my camera
with me, I would have taken a photo.Copy !req
302. Stick it right up on the w... Who is it?
I like it! I've been waiting for...Copy !req
303. - Benson! God! Gross me out!Copy !req
304. Cool your jets! God!Copy !req
305. Excuse me, Teddy.Copy !req
306. - Listen, can I ask you a question?
- Sure, kid. What is it?Copy !req
307. Well, we were just wondering if you could
tell us anything about Dickie Cavanaugh.Copy !req
308. - Who?
- Dickie Cavanaugh.Copy !req
309. He murdered that girl a long time ago
and got put away for it.Copy !req
310. Least, that's the way I heard it.
She dumped him or something.Copy !req
311. Look, it didn't have anything to do
with the bear in hell week, did it?Copy !req
312. Nah, kid, just relax.
Dickie was crazy anyway.Copy !req
313. Excuse me, I've got some business
to take care of.Copy !req
314. Ooh! Excuse me!Copy !req
315. - Hey, nice party, huh?
- Oh, lots of people.Copy !req
316. I'm, uh... Teddy Ratliff.
I'm captain of the basketball team.Copy !req
317. Hi, I'm Dawn Sorenson.Copy !req
318. And I couldn't care less.Copy !req
319. - OK, score one for you.Copy !req
320. Sorry.
- But, uh... don't you feel it in the air?Copy !req
321. It's destiny. We were meant to meet.Copy !req
322. Uh... I don't think so.Copy !req
323. If you don't believe me,
you can ask him.Copy !req
324. - Who's him?
- That's my boyfriend.Copy !req
325. His name is Bud Remington.Copy !req
326. I'm sure you've heard of his family.Copy !req
327. Oh, yeah.
The New York Remingtons.Copy !req
328. They own company
after company and, uh...Copy !req
329. from the looks of him,
one of them must be a distillery.Copy !req
330. - Cheap shot.
- Score one. Even.Copy !req
331. - You got it.
- OK.Copy !req
332. C'mon! Your turn, jock-pits!Copy !req
333. - Ha-ha! Jock-pits opens for one shirt.Copy !req
334. Oh, God, Dancer.
You skunk!Copy !req
335. You're wearing a bra!Copy !req
336. - And I thought you were liberated.
- Well, Tootsie.Copy !req
337. - I'd never get across campus without it.
- Well, what if we lose everything?Copy !req
338. What do we do next?Copy !req
339. - Oh, God!Copy !req
340. - Oh, no!
- What if we lose everything?Copy !req
341. What do we do next?Copy !req
342. Well, I plead the Fifth.Copy !req
343. I refuse to answer on the grounds
I may inseminate myself.Copy !req
344. Easy. Pryor's right over there.Copy !req
345. I don't want to make him look foolish.Copy !req
346. - When are you gonna tell him?
- Tonight.Copy !req
347. I wanna break it to him real easy.Copy !req
348. - Just don't be easy with me.
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
349. Benson. Psst, psst.Copy !req
350. Lose some of the hair.Copy !req
351. So, um, what are you
and little Iggy doing tomorrow night?Copy !req
352. Iggy tomorrow night? We're gonna be
listening for them clues tomorrow night.Copy !req
353. Oh, well, that's just great because
I'm gonna be in one of my club meetingsCopy !req
354. and I was wondering if you might be able
to assist me, the two of you.Copy !req
355. Are you kidding?
Me and Iggy, we can help you out!Copy !req
356. - Well, that would be great.
- We could sniff out the cluesCopy !req
357. What is this stuff with Benson?Copy !req
358. You come here with me?
You get it on with him?Copy !req
359. You don't even talk to me?Copy !req
360. Please don't start now.Copy !req
361. Listen to me.Copy !req
362. I'm not gonna let that creep
take you away from me.Copy !req
363. - You got that?
- Reel it in, Pryor. You don't own me!Copy !req
364. Really? We'll see.Copy !req
365. Get off of me! Get off of me!Copy !req
366. You little bitch.Copy !req
367. You just take what you can get.Copy !req
368. All of you, you're nothing
but a bunch of whores.Copy !req
369. I won't forget this.Copy !req
370. - Are you all right?Copy !req
371. He always was a little strange.Copy !req
372. - He's a lunatic.
- No, no, no. This is different.Copy !req
373. I think you should look
behind your shoulder.Copy !req
374. - Come on, lover boy.
- Lynn! Have you met my cousin?Copy !req
375. Dawn. Dawn Sorenson.Copy !req
376. - Come on. Let's go. Come on, lover boy!
- My cousin Dawn Sorenson?Copy !req
377. Photo time!Copy !req
378. Get up! Get hot!
Get the sand out of your ass!Copy !req
379. Get wasted! Get tasted!
Get up and smoke some grass!Copy !req
380. If you don't get pregnant
or end up in the slammer,Copy !req
381. you can join our sorority,
and be in Kappa Gamma!Copy !req
382. Till tomorrow,
or should I say later today,Copy !req
383. this is old Charlie Kaiser wrapping it up.Copy !req
384. Now all you good people
catch some sleep for the hunt tonight.Copy !req
385. Be mellow.Copy !req
386. Be happy.Copy !req
387. Get high.Copy !req
388. Yeah?Copy !req
389. Who is it?Copy !req
390. Wait a sec.Copy !req
391. Who is it? How are ya?Copy !req
392. Sorry,
but I need this more than you do.Copy !req
393. You know, you almost broke my neck
with that damn leash tonight.Copy !req
394. Well, try harder next time.
"Meet my cousin!" What crap?Copy !req
395. My head's killing me already.Copy !req
396. Oh, gimme a break.Copy !req
397. How come you act like such an ass
when you're drunk?Copy !req
398. Basically, I'm a very anal person.Copy !req
399. You see, it all stems
from childhood repressions.Copy !req
400. Right, that gives you a reason
to screw around?Copy !req
401. No. I do that to, uh...
keep you on your toes.Copy !req
402. Hey.Copy !req
403. I think you're really jealous.Copy !req
404. Insulted.Copy !req
405. If you're gonna do something like that,
don't do it right in front of me, OK?Copy !req
406. Mm, c'mon, you know it doesn't mean
anything to me.Copy !req
407. Yeah, well, it made me look like a fool!Copy !req
408. Especially in front of someone
like Dawn Sorenson.Copy !req
409. - What do you mean?Copy !req
410. I have feelings, too, OK?Copy !req
411. C'mon, look...Copy !req
412. I was a little drunk
and I felt sorry for her, you know,Copy !req
413. being with that creep, Bud Remington.Copy !req
414. If you're gonna feel sorry for someone,
feel sorry for Mike Pryor.Copy !req
415. Why should I? The guy's nuts!Copy !req
416. That speech tonight.
"You're all a bunch of whores."Copy !req
417. That only proved it.Copy !req
418. Hm?Copy !req
419. Hey, I think I heard something outside.Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. - Oh!
- Oh, God! I feel so much better!Copy !req
422. - You are a gross man!
- Mm, smell that baby!Copy !req
423. - That's a winner!
- You're disgusting! What do I see in you?Copy !req
424. Who else could give you Odorama?Copy !req
425. Jerk!Copy !req
426. Hey, I think I hear something out there.Copy !req
427. - Please, not again.
- No, no. Shh! Really.Copy !req
428. Really. Just...Copy !req
429. See? I told you.Copy !req
430. What do you think it is?Copy !req
431. I don't know.
Probably just a raccoon or something.Copy !req
432. - I'll go outside and...
- Don't go out there.Copy !req
433. Hey! You think a raccoon can defeat
your great Ratliff?Copy !req
434. No way!Copy !req
435. Anyway... you don't want them...
to stick that garbage...Copy !req
436. all over... your front lawn...Copy !req
437. Cos then everyone will find out about us.Copy !req
438. - I'll be right back.
- You'd better be.Copy !req
439. OK.Copy !req
440. Be careful.Copy !req
441. - Miaow!Copy !req
442. - Oh, Lynn!
- It's me.Copy !req
443. It's me, I'm sorry. Are you OK?Copy !req
444. What the hell are you...?Copy !req
445. I missed you.Copy !req
446. Yeah, you missed me.
I almost got a heart attack out here.Copy !req
447. - You OK?
- OK, the sound's nothing.Copy !req
448. - No raccoon. Let's go back in.
- Let's go back in.Copy !req
449. Definitely. Right away.Copy !req
450. - You almost scared the hell outta me.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
451. Hello. You're Mike Pryor, aren't you?Copy !req
452. Right.Copy !req
453. I hear you caused quite a stir last night.Copy !req
454. Well, I really don't think
it's any of your business.Copy !req
455. Anything or anybody
that causes a commotionCopy !req
456. around this campus is my business.Copy !req
457. - It's all bullshit.
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
458. Where do you come off
talking like that, huh?Copy !req
459. Why don't you go hand out parking tickets
and leave me alone?Copy !req
460. - Stick to something you know about!
- Something I know about?Copy !req
461. Listen...Copy !req
462. My daughter was about your age.
Then she met a guy like you.Copy !req
463. Now she's dead.Copy !req
464. Well, I'm sorry,
but that doesn't change the way I feel.Copy !req
465. Or anything else.Copy !req
466. - They always do.
- Oh, yeah, fast. Very fast.Copy !req
467. Shh!Copy !req
468. - What?
- Nothing!Copy !req
469. Do you remember two years ago
when one of the hidden thingsCopy !req
470. - was Coach Kimble's jockstrap?
- Oh, yes!Copy !req
471. And Sally got caught in his house
trying to find it!Copy !req
472. Do you think she was lying
when she said he wanted her to put it on?Copy !req
473. If that dirty old man said that to me,Copy !req
474. I'd end what's left
of his sex life real quick!Copy !req
475. Speaking of sex,
what's Teddy doing tonight?Copy !req
476. I don't know. Said something about
going to the hunt with Maniac.Copy !req
477. - He's been giving me problems lately.
- He doesn't deserve you, Lynn.Copy !req
478. You're too nice.
He just takes advantage of it.Copy !req
479. - Such are the ways of men!
- Some men.Copy !req
480. If I were you, I'd keep an eye on him.Copy !req
481. Hey, Teddy's all right.Copy !req
482. - Just needs a little time to grow up.Copy !req
483. There's only one part of Teddy Ratliff
that's going to grow,Copy !req
484. and we all know what part that is!Copy !req
485. - Sheila!Copy !req
486. Finally!Copy !req
487. Hup!Copy !req
488. That burger's naked.Copy !req
489. Nutter! Hey, what's with Maniac, huh?Copy !req
490. Ugh. Leslie dumped on him.Copy !req
491. And now she's taken up
with the president of Delta Fi.Copy !req
492. You know, it's not enough
that the school tries to screw you.Copy !req
493. Everybody else has to screw around
with everybody else.Copy !req
494. Hm, watch out.
You're gonna turn into a cynic!Copy !req
495. Maybe. Sometimes I think
Lynn's the only loyal person left.Copy !req
496. Ah, I know what you mean, I know.
I see it all the time.Copy !req
497. Girls jumping from one bed to another bed,
they drive guys crazy.Copy !req
498. Lynn is a really nice girl.Copy !req
499. There's not too many of 'em
around anymore.Copy !req
500. Thank God for that!Copy !req
501. - See ya later, sweetheart!
- Get outta here!Copy !req
502. Say, Mac, how do you want to handle
security on the scavenger hunt?Copy !req
503. No problem. Take the night off.Copy !req
504. I'll prowl the campus myself.
It'll be quiet.Copy !req
505. OK, see you Monday. Thanks.Copy !req
506. This is WDBX, the scavenger hunt station
on old gold weekend.Copy !req
507. 'Now for some more music.Copy !req
508. 'Here comes Tommy James & The Shondells
with some "Hanky Panky".'Copy !req
509. "Look back inside your box..."Copy !req
510. - What are you doing in there?Copy !req
511. How long are you gonna be studying
for that biology test?Copy !req
512. I can't believe you remembered.Copy !req
513. - Well, till about 12:30.
- Good time.Copy !req
514. - I'll see ya later, then.
- You're crazy!Copy !req
515. - You're never gonna get in the dorm.
- Hey, I got in here, didn't I?Copy !req
516. - I've gotta go. See you later.
- Wait...Copy !req
517. - What are you doing?
- Uh... Nothing.Copy !req
518. OK. Stop the walls from moving,
buckle your seatbelts and here we go!Copy !req
519. We've hidden 36 items on campusCopy !req
520. and I'll give you six clues an hour
until six o'clock.Copy !req
521. At 6:30, a representative
from each sorority and fraternityCopy !req
522. has to be at the station
with all the items they've collected.Copy !req
523. 'The team with the most items
is the winnerCopy !req
524. 'and gets a vacation for two
at the Club Caribbean'Copy !req
525. of your choice with a friend of your
choice or any stranger you may pick up.Copy !req
526. 'The runners-up will get a motorcycleCopy !req
527. 'with a special rack on the back to carry
three cases of Schaefer for the weekend,Copy !req
528. 'courtesy of Phil's Body Shop,Copy !req
529. 'where they take the dents out
of your heap without it costing you a pile.Copy !req
530. 'A 50-lbs. Sack of wheatgerm
from Louie's Groceries.Copy !req
531. 'A certificate good for new heels
and soles for a pair of boots from JC's.Copy !req
532. 'God knows,
most of us could use some "soul".Copy !req
533. 'A complete set of works of Khalil Gibran
from Campus Books.Copy !req
534. 'Ten pounds of nails
from Friendly Hardware.Copy !req
535. 'Three Mobil no-pest strips and
a gallon of gas from Hal's Service Station.Copy !req
536. 'So, get ready and let's get going.'Copy !req
537. Here's clue number one,
"I help keep your gums strong,Copy !req
538. "and I'm hiding in a place
a vegetable might be tried."Copy !req
539. 'Did you get that one?Copy !req
540. "I'm good for your gums and I'm hiding
in a place a vegetable might be tried..."Copy !req
541. It's a little nub. Just a little nub!Copy !req
542. I got more. You want some more?
Shall we do two?Copy !req
543. Let's do two!
OK. Now wait, be serious.Copy !req
544. "A place where vegetables
might be tried."Copy !req
545. Get tried?Copy !req
546. - Tried in a court?
- Yeah? What?Copy !req
547. - No! I don't know!
- It's too difficult.Copy !req
548. - I got it! I got it!
- What? What? What? What?Copy !req
549. A vegetable court is a squash court.Copy !req
550. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
551. Forward!Copy !req
552. What an asshole!
Waaaaa!Copy !req
553. - Who's been messing with my lists?
- 'Not me, man, I haven't seen them.'Copy !req
554. I don't know. Maybe I spilled
something from a soda.Copy !req
555. I think you're the only noodle on campus
who'd even know what a squash court is.Copy !req
556. No! Let's check it out.Copy !req
557. I'm sticking with the dining halls.
I'm gonna check them out.Copy !req
558. All right.Copy !req
559. You go down to the dining halls
and I'm going down to the gym.Copy !req
560. - All right. Meet back here?
- OK. Meet back here.Copy !req
561. - 20 minutes?
- 20 minutes.Copy !req
562. - Captain, request to synchronize watches.
- OK.Copy !req
563. I don't have a watch.Copy !req
564. - I think we're sunk before we start.Copy !req
565. - OK, let's go.
- Can you count to 20?Copy !req
566. Just count very slowly,
then come back here. I'll see you later.Copy !req
567. - That's 20 seconds, not 20 minutes.
- Count slow.Copy !req
568. - Oh, OK. Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
569. - WDBX all night, Charlie Kaiser.
- 'This is Rebecca From Zeta House.'Copy !req
570. 'Jimmy! I came to your apartment to look
at an X-rated cassette, not star in one!Copy !req
571. 'Kaiser, could you repeat the first clue?
I was busy and missed part of it.'Copy !req
572. Sorry, Rebecca, we can't repeat clues.
You should have a base station listening.Copy !req
573. I bet you're in there!Copy !req
574. Oh, where are you? Come on!Copy !req
575. Where are you hiding?Copy !req
576. Shhhh!Copy !req
577. Oh! Where are you?Copy !req
578. I know you're in there!Copy !req
579. I'm gonna get ya!
I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
580. Oh, wow!Copy !req
581. Got my idea for number one?Copy !req
582. Oooh!Copy !req
583. Uh, dental floss.Copy !req
584. Good for your gums, so yeah.
A vegetable court is a squash court...Copy !req
585. Help me!Copy !req
586. Bitch!Copy !req
587. Pay the price, you whore!Copy !req
588. You whore!Copy !req
589. Hey, it's 12:12 here in Westville
and time for clue number two. Here goes.Copy !req
590. "I'm object number two
and I keep your airs in place.Copy !req
591. "Where everything comes clean,
you can see my face."Copy !req
592. - Lights.Copy !req
593. - Oh, damn! There aren't any lights!
- They don't work.Copy !req
594. - Come on, guys.
- I don't wanna go in there.Copy !req
595. - I really don't.
- C'mon! It'll be great.Copy !req
596. - Shh!
- What is it?Copy !req
597. - I thought I heard something.
- Shit! Don't do that!Copy !req
598. - That's not funny.
- Yes, it is!Copy !req
599. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is. C'mon!Copy !req
600. Let's just check out the machines
and get out of here.Copy !req
601. - I'd rather be in bed personally.
- You would!Copy !req
602. - That makes sense.Copy !req
603. Right!Copy !req
604. - Sheila!
- What?Copy !req
605. Jane! Where are you?Copy !req
606. Hey, we got it.
This has got to be it, a baby carriage.Copy !req
607. - What?
- You know "keep your heirs in place".Copy !req
608. H-E-I-R-S.Copy !req
609. - Heirs!
- Yes! We got one!Copy !req
610. I thought he meant "air" like "fresh air".
Jesus!Copy !req
611. Hey, get in.Copy !req
612. Sure, there's no fresh air
in here anyway!Copy !req
613. Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
614. C'mon, c'mon! Let's get out
of here! I wanna get the next clue.Copy !req
615. It isn't getting any less creepy
in here, you know.Copy !req
616. WDBX, Kaiser.Copy !req
617. WDBX, what can I do you for?Copy !req
618. Dickie is out
and Janey is number one.Copy !req
619. Nice talking to ya.Copy !req
620. Janey?Copy !req
621. Janey?Copy !req
622. Janey?Copy !req
623. Hi, Lynn?Copy !req
624. - Listen, is Janey at the house?
- No, I thought she was with you.Copy !req
625. She was, but then we split up to searchCopy !req
626. and she told me she'd meet me
in ten minutes and she never showed.Copy !req
627. Well, are you in the right place?
Maybe she's looking for you.Copy !req
628. Maybe. Listen, if you see her, tell her
to meet me at the house at 1:30, OK?Copy !req
629. Bye.Copy !req
630. Janey?Copy !req
631. - Janey?Copy !req
632. Janey?Copy !req
633. Janey, are you in there?Copy !req
634. Janey?Copy !req
635. Janey? Janey? No!Copy !req
636. Splendid!Copy !req
637. Will you please hand me a towel?Copy !req
638. Um, you don't have to get dressed
on my account.Copy !req
639. You take a lot for granted.Copy !req
640. You know if I were to scream,
you would be in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
641. You wouldn't do that.Copy !req
642. - I'm hardly worth a scream.
- What do you think you're doing here?Copy !req
643. Well, I didn't want to stand you up
on our first date.Copy !req
644. Oh, our first date. I almost forgot.Copy !req
645. So, how's our baseball hero tonight?Copy !req
646. Basketball, and who said I was a hero?Copy !req
647. As I recall, you did.
At the party?Copy !req
648. Oh. Well, we gonna spend the rest
of the evening in the bathroom?Copy !req
649. No.Copy !req
650. - It's a really nice place you have here.
- Thank you.Copy !req
651. Um... May I...Copy !req
652. .. offer you a drink?Copy !req
653. Sure, but may I offer you some wine?Copy !req
654. Uh... sure.Copy !req
655. Yeah,
wine is great for those special occasions.Copy !req
656. To a wonderful evening.Copy !req
657. Now, that remains to be seen, doesn't it?Copy !req
658. Listen up, I've had a couple of calls
complaining the clues are too hard.Copy !req
659. Sorry, but it wouldn't be any fun
if the clues are easy.Copy !req
660. Remember, a new clue coming up soon.Copy !req
661. In the meantime, let's warm up this placeCopy !req
662. with "Summer In The City"
by The Lovin' Spoonful.Copy !req
663. - WDBX, Kaiser here.
- 'Kathy's number two.Copy !req
664. 'Who'll be number three?'Copy !req
665. This is the Kaiser speaking.Copy !req
666. Ready for the next hunt clue?Copy !req
667. Kaiser, Kaiser.
I want it. I want it. I want it.Copy !req
668. I need it, I need it, I need it.Copy !req
669. OK, this priceless item
is long and it's softCopy !req
670. and longer when it's hard.Copy !req
671. My God! That's what I want.
That's what I want.Copy !req
672. All right! Keep tight!
Who knows what you'll sight?Copy !req
673. It's now time for clue number eight
and here it is.Copy !req
674. "I'm on a beach and I'm a groovy king.Copy !req
675. "Find the right fork
and you can make me sing."Copy !req
676. Is there a beach around here anywhere?Copy !req
677. I can't think of any.Copy !req
678. The only place I can think of is Swanson's
Pond, if you call that place a beach.Copy !req
679. Um... I don't think
that's what he had in mind.Copy !req
680. I don't know, then.
I'll check it out anyway.Copy !req
681. I'll check out the lodge
while I'm there, too.Copy !req
682. Security, MacVey.Copy !req
683. - Hi, this is Charlie Kaiser over at WDBX.
- 'Yeah?'Copy !req
684. This may be nothing, but I'm getting some
really strange calls here at the station.Copy !req
685. What do you mean strange?Copy !req
686. Somebody's been calling up and
saying some pretty off-the-wall things.Copy !req
687. - Man or woman?
- That's part of it. I can't tell.Copy !req
688. Is it some kind of joke?Copy !req
689. - You know what it means?
- 'No idea. It's probably nothing.'Copy !req
690. But you know, there's something
really creepy about it.Copy !req
691. You did right to call.
If you figure out what it meansCopy !req
692. or if you're getting more calls like that,
get me here quick.Copy !req
693. - 'You think something's wrong?'
- Oh, I'm sure it's just some crank.Copy !req
694. You seem to bring 'em out, Kaiser.
No insult meant.Copy !req
695. None taken, Mac.
I know my following.Copy !req
696. Benson! I underestimated you.Copy !req
697. Could this be love?Copy !req
698. Well, if you want me,
you'll have to come and get me.Copy !req
699. Come on!Copy !req
700. You must be getting hungry now,
Benson.Copy !req
701. Oh, Benson, Benson bear.Copy !req
702. The body that won't stop!
He's even got a mind.Copy !req
703. Come and get it, Benson.Copy !req
704. I'm waiting for you, Benson.Copy !req
705. Oh, come on, Benson.
I know you're faster than that.Copy !req
706. Oh, my God! Benson!Copy !req
707. - Benson!
- Bitch! Bitch!Copy !req
708. You whore!Copy !req
709. Dawn, you're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.Copy !req
710. I just hope that you like me
a little bit, that's all.Copy !req
711. I like you a lot.Copy !req
712. You wouldn't be here if I didn't.Copy !req
713. Security, MacVey.Copy !req
714. 'Patty MacVey
wasn't a nice girl.Copy !req
715. 'Now Patty MacVey is dead.'Copy !req
716. Who the hell is this?Copy !req
717. - 'Dickie Cavanaugh.'
- Dickie Cavanaugh, you bastard!Copy !req
718. - You're locked away.
- 'Am I, MacVey?Copy !req
719. 'Am I?'Copy !req
720. - 'Weston Hill Sanitarium.'
- MacVey, Dewitt campus security.Copy !req
721. - Get me Jack Quinn fast.
- 'I don't know if he's here.'Copy !req
722. Well find out, damn it.Copy !req
723. - Oh, God!Copy !req
724. - Come on!
- I'm not seriously up for this.Copy !req
725. Come on, it's gonna be great.
You're gonna love this.Copy !req
726. - Hey, Trish.
- What?Copy !req
727. I hear the ghost of James Durham!Copy !req
728. - Will you knock it off?Copy !req
729. - Oh, if my dad could see me now.
- Yeah, fabulous!Copy !req
730. Leslie, right there. You see right there?Copy !req
731. I don't know, can you make out what it is?Copy !req
732. No, it's too high. Wish you hadn't dumped
Maniac, we could use him right now.Copy !req
733. Oh, come on, Trish, I don't want
to talk about Pete. It still hurts.Copy !req
734. OK. Come on, let's go, shrimp.
I'll give you a boost.Copy !req
735. Why me? I always have to do this stuff?Copy !req
736. Because you're wearing sneakers
and I'm wearing boots.Copy !req
737. - And you just had a manicure!
- Shut up! Get up there!Copy !req
738. One, two...Copy !req
739. - What is it?
- A record. Carole King "Tapestry" album.Copy !req
740. - Hey, this has got to be it.
- Sure! "A groovy king on a beach."Copy !req
741. - A beech tree?
- Oh, right.Copy !req
742. - Did you hear that?Copy !req
743. - No, I didn't hear anything.
- Leslie, I swear I heard...Copy !req
744. Trish, come on. There's nobody here.
Come down and let's get the next clue.Copy !req
745. - All right.
- Got it?Copy !req
746. Come on, let's see what Kaiser's
got to say. We're on a roll now.Copy !req
747. So, here's clue 14.Copy !req
748. "I keep things hot. I keep things cold.Copy !req
749. "I'm hiding where a bat might be bowled."
That's it.Copy !req
750. "Keep things hot, keep things cold.
I'm hiding where a bat might be bowled."Copy !req
751. - That's clever.
- Where a bat might be bowled?Copy !req
752. At a baseball game.Copy !req
753. - In a baseball field?
- No, isn't that too easy?Copy !req
754. I guess so. Oh, God! You don't think
it's the kind of bat that flies, do you?Copy !req
755. That's what I was thinking,
but where would you find a "bold" bat?Copy !req
756. I got it! In a belfry!
You know, bats in a belfry.Copy !req
757. Well, that's terrific, Trish,
but there's no belfry around here.Copy !req
758. - Can you think of anything else?
- In the chapel.Copy !req
759. I mean, there's not a belfry
but there is an attic, that's pretty close.Copy !req
760. - You think that's it?
- God, I don't know!Copy !req
761. I'll tell you what, I'll go check
the chapel, you check the baseball field.Copy !req
762. - I'll meet you back here in half an hour.
- All right.Copy !req
763. - Take the album.
- Make it half an hour.Copy !req
764. - It's getting scary out here.
- Will you relax?Copy !req
765. - I'll see you later.
- Bye.Copy !req
766. What the hell is wrong
with you guys over there?Copy !req
767. You running some kind of a country club?Copy !req
768. 'Hey, Mac, cool down.
What's the trouble?'Copy !req
769. The trouble is, Quinn,
that one of your precious nutsos,Copy !req
770. Dickie Cavanaugh to be exact,
just called me on the telephone.Copy !req
771. - Don't you lock your people up at night?
- 'You said Dickie Cavanaugh?Copy !req
772. - 'Are you sure?'
- Sure, I'm sure.Copy !req
773. If you can't keep that bastard under lock
and key, I'll come over and do it myself.Copy !req
774. 'Hold on, Mac. Dickie Cavanaugh
checked out of here two days ago.Copy !req
775. - 'Couldn't have been him.'
- What do you mean checked out? How?Copy !req
776. 'Mac, Dickie Cavanaugh killed himself.
He hung himself in his cell.'Copy !req
777. Hung himself?Copy !req
778. - You sure?
- 'Are you kidding?Copy !req
779. 'I cut him down myself.'Copy !req
780. - Are you sure he's dead?
- 'Christ, I hope so!Copy !req
781. 'His sister picked up the body to bury it
two days ago. I turned it over to her.Copy !req
782. 'He was sure dead then.'Copy !req
783. Yeah.Copy !req
784. Well, I'm sorry for bothering you.
Must have got the name wrong.Copy !req
785. - Get back to sleep, Jack.
- 'You sure there's nothing I can do?'Copy !req
786. No, nothing. I'll sort this out myself.Copy !req
787. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
788. Huh! "Where a bat might be bold"!Copy !req
789. Hey, Benson, are you nuts?
You scared me half to death.Copy !req
790. Hello, Leslie.Copy !req
791. We're gonna have a good time tonight.Copy !req
792. Come on, Benson, a joke's a joke.Copy !req
793. Don't be afraid, Leslie.Copy !req
794. Hey, Benson.Copy !req
795. Benson!Copy !req
796. No!Copy !req
797. No!Copy !req
798. No!Copy !req
799. Hey, what the hell time is it?Copy !req
800. Hm?Copy !req
801. Three.Copy !req
802. - Oh, Jesus, I've gotta get out of here.
- You have another appointment?Copy !req
803. No, but I have to go.Copy !req
804. I gather this means
you're not staying for breakfast.Copy !req
805. Never eat it.Copy !req
806. Besides, I really don't think
it would be a good idea for either of us.Copy !req
807. I, um...Copy !req
808. I've really had a terrific time.Copy !req
809. It was wonderful, I mean.Copy !req
810. - I mean...
- You mean you had a terrific time.Copy !req
811. But now guilt is setting in
and you want to get out of here.Copy !req
812. - You're right.
- Don't worry about it, Teddy. It's OK.Copy !req
813. I'd really like to see you again.Copy !req
814. I mean, we could be friends.Copy !req
815. All four of us? I mean, your Lynn, my Bud.
It's not gonna work.Copy !req
816. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
817. You know, you're...
You're really some girl.Copy !req
818. "Some woman" is the way I'd put it!Copy !req
819. Now, get out of here. Go on!
Go on.Copy !req
820. - Get out of here... Champ.
- OK.Copy !req
821. - And lock the door behind you, would you?
- All right.Copy !req
822. Jesus! Hey, Benson. Where's Sheila?Copy !req
823. What's the matter? She dumped you
for somebody else already?Copy !req
824. WDBX all night, Charlie Kaiser.Copy !req
825. - 'The twins are together again.Copy !req
826. Wow!Copy !req
827. - 'She's dead! The blood!'
- What?Copy !req
828. 'She's dead! The blood! It's awful!'Copy !req
829. - Who is this?
- 'Lynn! It's Lynn. Oh, my God!'Copy !req
830. - Lynn, I can't understand.
- 'Oh, my God.Copy !req
831. - 'She's dead. Leslie's dead.'
- Lynn, stay right where you are.Copy !req
832. 'Oh, God!'Copy !req
833. - 'WDBX, Kaiser.'
- Charlie, this is Mac.Copy !req
834. - 'Hey, Mac. Troubles?'
- Just listen.Copy !req
835. I want you to get on right now and
announce that the scavenger hunt is over.Copy !req
836. - 'Over? What's happening?'
- I'll explain later.Copy !req
837. Just get on now and tell everyone
to go inside and get back to their rooms.Copy !req
838. Try not to panic anyone,
but get them back to their rooms.Copy !req
839. - 'But, Mac...'
- Now, Charlie. Do it now.Copy !req
840. Sorry, folks, but the scavenger hunt
is over.Copy !req
841. - 'Please go back to your rooms.Copy !req
842. 'Please, everyone,
go back to your rooms.'Copy !req
843. This is insanity!Copy !req
844. Detective Greenspan, nothing like this
ever happened here before.Copy !req
845. I think if we just remain calm
and keep everybody in hand,Copy !req
846. we'll get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
847. Meanwhile, those reporters
will have to be told something.Copy !req
848. God, the publicity!Copy !req
849. - What will the trustees say?
- Can't be helped, Dean Kemper.Copy !req
850. Why don't you issue some kind of statement
about a continuing investigation?Copy !req
851. Tell them you'll have a press conference
soon as you get some news.Copy !req
852. Would you handle that, Mac?
I just can't deal with all this.Copy !req
853. Yes, sir.
Let's get away from these people.Copy !req
854. - Leslie was Senator Peterson's daughter?
- Yes, everybody knows that.Copy !req
855. I had to make sure, but do you think
the murder had anything to doCopy !req
856. - with his political affiliation?
- No, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
857. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Robert, take me home!Copy !req
858. Come on. Look, look,
you don't have to get your hands...Copy !req
859. - What happened?
- I just want to get my car.Copy !req
860. Yeah, yeah. Listen, get a couple more guys
up here for crowd control, huh?Copy !req
861. It's completely out of control here.
Yeah, put him on.Copy !req
862. What?Copy !req
863. Oh, no.Copy !req
864. I'll tell him. Hey, listen.Copy !req
865. If anything else comes up,
get back to me, and get back to me quick.Copy !req
866. They just found another one
down by the pond.Copy !req
867. - Same as the other?
- I'm afraid so.Copy !req
868. Oh, Christ! What a mess!Copy !req
869. We're going to have to restrict
everyone to campus.Copy !req
870. What about the parents?
They're calling.Copy !req
871. - They want to take their children home.
- No one leaves.Copy !req
872. You'll never be able to quarantine
this whole place.Copy !req
873. Everybody knows what's going on.
There's too much movement.Copy !req
874. The campus is too spread out.Copy !req
875. Look, just question the people
that you feel are important.Copy !req
876. Let the rest of them go,
if they want to.Copy !req
877. OK, I'll buy that.Copy !req
878. We'll need a couple of rooms
for questioning.Copy !req
879. You can use my office
at the administration building.Copy !req
880. - Mac, see what you can do down there?
- Yes, sir. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
881. Right this way, gentlemen.Copy !req
882. Mac's told us it was you who had
discovered Leslie Peterson's body.Copy !req
883. I heard a clue that I thought
I knew the answer to,Copy !req
884. so I asked my girlfriend Claudia
to cover for me.Copy !req
885. And so I went to the chapel.Copy !req
886. 'When I got
to the top of the stairs...'Copy !req
887. Oh, God!Copy !req
888. I mean, there she was and...Copy !req
889. Is there anything else
that you can think of?Copy !req
890. Something you might have seen
or something you've heard?Copy !req
891. I saw Benson in his costume
before I walked into the chapel.Copy !req
892. - Who's Benson? What costume?
- Michael Benson.Copy !req
893. He's our team mascot.Copy !req
894. Our mascot's a bear,
so he was wearing a bear costume.Copy !req
895. What kind of guy is this Michael Benson?Copy !req
896. He's a nice guy.Copy !req
897. No, he wouldn't do anything like this.Copy !req
898. You're probably right,
but we will have to question him anyway.Copy !req
899. - You know where he lives?
- He lives in Laurel Hall.Copy !req
900. I don't know the room number, but you
could look it up in the campus directory.Copy !req
901. Thank you, Miss Connors. You may go.Copy !req
902. Thank you.
I hope you find this lunatic soon.Copy !req
903. We will. You be careful.Copy !req
904. Thank you, I will.Copy !req
905. - Charlie, this is Mac.
- 'Yeah?'Copy !req
906. Uh... Just a couple of questions,Copy !req
907. and I want to keep this
between you and me.Copy !req
908. Those calls, the strange ones
that you got last night, the voice?Copy !req
909. 'I told you, Mac,
I couldn't tell anything about it.Copy !req
910. 'It was a really strange sound.
Sort of a whisper.'Copy !req
911. I know, but can you remember
anything special about the whisper?Copy !req
912. - Anything?
- 'Besides being weird, nothing.Copy !req
913. 'But I've got it on the delay tape,
if you want to hear it for yourself.'Copy !req
914. You're telling me
you got the whole thing on tape?Copy !req
915. 'We always use a delay tape
on a request line.'Copy !req
916. Charlie, will you get those tapes
to me right away?Copy !req
917. 'Sure, thing, Mac.'Copy !req
918. - Where were you last night?
- I don't know. I was out.Copy !req
919. We already know that so tell us,
who were you with?Copy !req
920. All right. I went downtown.Copy !req
921. And I picked up one of those women
on Chapel Street.Copy !req
922. - And I took her to the Midtown Motel.
- What name did you register under?Copy !req
923. John Clary.Copy !req
924. Do you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
925. - Nope.
- Why are you lying?Copy !req
926. We know Leslie Peterson
was your girlfriend.Copy !req
927. Leslie Peterson dropped me.Copy !req
928. Is that what bothered you,
that she left you?Copy !req
929. Sure it bothered me.Copy !req
930. Wouldn't it bother you?Copy !req
931. I know what y'all are thinking.Copy !req
932. You're thinking that she quit on me
and I killed her.Copy !req
933. Jesus Christ, I'm not crazy!Copy !req
934. You said Mike Pryor and Sheila Robinson
had an argument at the party.Copy !req
935. - Yeah, yeah, she hit him.
- Do you have any idea what this was over?Copy !req
936. Well, I think Sheila and Benson
were fooling aroundCopy !req
937. and Pryor found out about it.Copy !req
938. You see, I overheard something Pryor said.Copy !req
939. He said...Copy !req
940. "That creep's not gonna take you
away from me."Copy !req
941. 'And then Sheila said to him,
"You don't own me."Copy !req
942. 'Then he grabbed her,
ripped her dress.Copy !req
943. 'That's when she hit him.Copy !req
944. 'And then he just started hollering
at the top of his lungs.'Copy !req
945. He called all the girls whores,
and he just stormed out.Copy !req
946. And why do you think
this has anything to do with Benson?Copy !req
947. Well, I'll tell you, because right after
that, Benson went over to Sheila.Copy !req
948. 'And Sheila put her arms around him.Copy !req
949. 'And Benson started smooching her.'Copy !req
950. Oh, well, Trisha saw it, too.
You know, lots of people saw it and, uh...Copy !req
951. Oh, earlier at the party, you wanna know?
I overheard something Benson said.Copy !req
952. He said, "When are you gonna tell him?"
Talking about Pryor.Copy !req
953. And Sheila said,
"I wanna break it to him easy."Copy !req
954. But what's all this got to do
with the murders, anyway?Copy !req
955. Oh, my God! I hope you don't think
Pryor had anything to do with this.Copy !req
956. You were dating her, weren't you?Copy !req
957. Dating her? I was in love with her.Copy !req
958. We went out together for over two years!Copy !req
959. - Then she dumped me for some ass!
- What was his name?Copy !req
960. What difference does it make
what his name is now?Copy !req
961. But it does matter. What was his name?Copy !req
962. Benson, Michael Benson.Copy !req
963. - Why did she break up with you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
964. Come on, you went out with her
for over two yearsCopy !req
965. and you don't know why she dumped you?Copy !req
966. No, I don't know.
I guess I wasn't good enough for her.Copy !req
967. You guys don't think
I had anything to do with this, do you?Copy !req
968. Hello?Copy !req
969. Yeah. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
970. Pryor, wait outside.Copy !req
971. - Do we have something to eat?Copy !req
972. No. All I got is peanut butter.Copy !req
973. But no jelly.Copy !req
974. If you eat it...Copy !req
975. you'll never get your mouth
open again.Copy !req
976. - Can't we get anything else?
- Not unless we go out.Copy !req
977. We can't do that.Copy !req
978. You, uh... wanna fool around?Copy !req
979. I've been listening to this.Copy !req
980. Oh, come on. I really don't feel like it.Copy !req
981. - What you do that for you?
- Did you feel like it last night?Copy !req
982. - What?
- I said did you feel like it last night?Copy !req
983. - What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about last night.Copy !req
984. - Did you feel like fooling around then?
- No, I didn't. I was studying.Copy !req
985. - That's all you were doing?
- What are you trying to say?Copy !req
986. I'm not trying to say anything,
just asking you a question.Copy !req
987. What's the matter, Bud?Copy !req
988. I want to know
who you were with last night.Copy !req
989. I wasn't with anybody!Copy !req
990. - Don't lie to me.
- I'm not lying!Copy !req
991. - God, you're hurting me.
- You are lying.Copy !req
992. Somebody saw Teddy Ratliff leaving
your room at three in the morning.Copy !req
993. - I asked around. I know it's true.
- It's not true. It's a lie!Copy !req
994. What's the truth?Copy !req
995. The truth is that I love you!Copy !req
996. - You're lying.
- I am not lying!Copy !req
997. Oh, God! Get out!Copy !req
998. - No!
- Take your stuff and get out!Copy !req
999. - Look, it's over, it's over.
- Bud!Copy !req
1000. - Why are you doing this to me?
- Get out of here!Copy !req
1001. Damn you!Copy !req
1002. - Bud?Copy !req
1003. Yeah, Joe?Copy !req
1004. Yeah.Copy !req
1005. Thanks, Joe.Copy !req
1006. Joe said
they found Michael Benson.Copy !req
1007. Stabbed to death in his room.Copy !req
1008. Let's get Pryor back in here.Copy !req
1009. 'Dickie is out,
and Janey is number one!'Copy !req
1010. 'Kathy's number two.
Who'll be number three?'Copy !req
1011. 'The twins are together again.'Copy !req
1012. No! No!Copy !req
1013. Hey.Copy !req
1014. - You have to eat something.
- I just don't feel like it.Copy !req
1015. I can't stop thinking about this.Copy !req
1016. - Yeah, I know.
- I mean, who would want to hurt them?Copy !req
1017. Who could be doing this?Copy !req
1018. Look, er... maybe it'd be better
if I took you home.Copy !req
1019. - Just till the police find out something.
- No.Copy !req
1020. I want stay here with you, Teddy, please?
Honey, I just want to stay here with you.Copy !req
1021. OK. OK.Copy !req
1022. Oh, please! Please, Teddy!
I have to come over.Copy !req
1023. - Dawn, where are you?
- I'm at the student union.Copy !req
1024. - I could be over in a second.
- Is she alone?Copy !req
1025. - Where's Bud?
- Oh, God! I don't know what's happening!Copy !req
1026. 'Just calm down
and stay right there. I'll be right over.'Copy !req
1027. Teddy, I don't wanna be here.
I wanna come over right now.Copy !req
1028. I don't wanna be here!Copy !req
1029. - Dawn, what the hell's going on?Copy !req
1030. - Answer me!Copy !req
1031. 'If you want her,
come and get her.'Copy !req
1032. Who the hell is this?
Where's Dawn? Dawn?Copy !req
1033. - What? What's happening?
- OK...Copy !req
1034. You call Mac. Lock the door behind me.
Don't let anybody in except Maniac.Copy !req
1035. - No, I'm going with you.
- No! Now, you just stay here.Copy !req
1036. There's been enough shit going on
as it is.Copy !req
1037. "Dickie and I had lunch at the union.Copy !req
1038. "Again. I'm getting tired
of just seeing Dickie.Copy !req
1039. "I'm going to date other people."Copy !req
1040. Date other people.Copy !req
1041. "Her boyfriend, Richard Cavanaugh,Copy !req
1042. "was brought to police headquarters
for questioning.Copy !req
1043. "He was accompanied
by his twin sister..."Copy !req
1044. Twin?Copy !req
1045. "Accompanied by his twin sister,
Katie Cavanaugh."Copy !req
1046. Twin sister?Copy !req
1047. My...Copy !req
1048. God... almighty.Copy !req
1049. She is Katie Cavanaugh.Copy !req
1050. Please, Mac, answer.
Please, God!Copy !req
1051. Dawn?Copy !req
1052. Dawn!Copy !req
1053. Dawn!Copy !req
1054. - Teddy!
- Jesus!Copy !req
1055. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
1056. - I... I heard...
- Jesus! Who the hell did this?Copy !req
1057. I'm alright. I don't wanna...Copy !req
1058. - I don't wanna be alone.
- I won't be a minute.Copy !req
1059. Aargh!Copy !req
1060. Katie?Copy !req
1061. Katie Cavanaugh?Copy !req
1062. I'm... not...
Katie.Copy !req
1063. I'm Dickie. Dickie Cavanaugh!Copy !req
1064. I'm Dickie!Copy !req
1065. And they're all bad!Copy !req
1066. That's why I had to kill them.Copy !req
1067. That's why I had to kill your Patty.Copy !req
1068. I thought she was good.Copy !req
1069. But she wasn't.Copy !req
1070. She was bad like the rest of 'em!Copy !req
1071. You know I killed her!Copy !req
1072. Katie, Dickie is dead.
You have to accept that.Copy !req
1073. He hung himself.Copy !req
1074. He's gone. Forever.Copy !req
1075. Why, Mac, what are you talking about?Copy !req
1076. Dickie's not dead.Copy !req
1077. I just brought him home two days ago
from the hospital myself.Copy !req
1078. Katie...Copy !req
1079. Dickie is dead.Copy !req
1080. Didn't I, Dickie?Copy !req
1081. Didn't I?Copy !req