1. Here, you can
take this ticket!Copy !req
2. You can have this ticket and keep it!
I'm not paying that ticket!Copy !req
3. Jesus! Why don't you watch
where you're going!Copy !req
4. Then I want you to go
downstairs to the cellarCopy !req
5. and check the water under the boiler.
I wanna do that today, all right!Copy !req
6. Could you do that?
Would you mind giving me a hand?Copy !req
7. I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett,
I'm the building superintendent.Copy !req
8. You're also a human being.Copy !req
9. It's not my job, but what the
hell, I'll do you a favor.Copy !req
10. Listen, when are you gonna get around to
fixing the radiator in the baby's room?Copy !req
11. You know, I asked you last week.
Didn't I do that?Copy !req
12. Well, it's getting really
cold in there. I...Copy !req
13. Okay, well,
it's no problem.Copy !req
14. Hey!Copy !req
15. Hey, stop that carriage!Copy !req
16. Get it! Stop!Copy !req
17. That's my baby!Copy !req
18. Watch out!Copy !req
19. Jesus!Copy !req
20. Oscar, watch out!Copy !req
21. My God!Copy !req
22. Please!Copy !req
23. Stop that carriage!Copy !req
24. How many of them are there?
Fourteen. They're in here.Copy !req
25. I hope you can handle it.
It's been like a nightmare.Copy !req
26. How big are they?
Four feet.Copy !req
27. Hey, kids, listen up!
Listen up! Look who's here!Copy !req
28. Hey!
Boo!Copy !req
29. How you doing, kids?Copy !req
30. I thought it was
gonna be He-Man.Copy !req
31. Yeah.
Hey, hey, I know.Copy !req
32. Why don't we all sit down
and we'll have fun.Copy !req
33. Yeah!Copy !req
34. You know, my dad says
you guys are full of crap.Copy !req
35. Jason.
Well, some people have troubleCopy !req
36. believing in the paranormal.
No, he just says you're full of crapCopy !req
37. and that's why you
went out of business.Copy !req
38. Song.Copy !req
39. Come on, everybody!Copy !req
40. - He-Man!
- He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!Copy !req
41. Let's go get a beer, all right?
Yeah.Copy !req
42. Thank you. Call anytime.
Bye.Copy !req
43. Look, that's it.
I've had it, Ray.Copy !req
44. No more parties.
Here's your share.Copy !req
45. Look, I'm tired of taking abuse
from over privileged 9-year-olds.Copy !req
46. I know, Z, but we can't quit now.
The holidays are coming up.Copy !req
47. It's our best season.
Ray.Copy !req
48. Man, face it.
Ghostbusters doesn't exist.Copy !req
49. A year from now, those kids
won't even remember who we are.Copy !req
50. Ungrateful little yuppie larvae.
After all we did for this city.Copy !req
51. Yeah, we conjured up
a 100-foot marshmallow man,Copy !req
52. blew the top three floors
off an uptown high-rise,Copy !req
53. ended up getting sued
by every state, countyCopy !req
54. and city agency in New York.Copy !req
55. Yeah, but what a ride.Copy !req
56. —Right out into the middle of traffic
and I started really running after it.Copy !req
57. And then it just suddenly stopped,
right in the middle of the street.Copy !req
58. Mm-hm. And did anyone
else see this happen?Copy !req
59. Well, sure,
hundreds of people.Copy !req
60. Egon, I didn't
imagine this.Copy !req
61. I'm not saying you did. It's just in science,
we always look for the simplest explanation.Copy !req
62. We're ready, Dr. Spengler.
Good.Copy !req
63. We'll start with
the negative calibration.Copy !req
64. What are you working on, Egon?
Trying to determineCopy !req
65. whether human emotions actually
affect the physical environment.Copy !req
66. It's a theory Ray and I had when
we were still Ghostbusters.Copy !req
67. Can they see us?Copy !req
68. No. They think they're here
for marriage counseling.Copy !req
69. We kept them waiting
for two and a half hours.Copy !req
70. I've been gradually increasing
the temperature in the room.Copy !req
71. It's up to 95 degrees
at the moment.Copy !req
72. Now my assistant
has asked themCopy !req
73. if they'd mind waiting
another half-hour.Copy !req
74. Oh, good. Very good.Copy !req
75. Very, very nice.Copy !req
76. So, Egon, what do you think?
Excellent. Just excellent.Copy !req
77. Do the happiness
index next.Copy !req
78. I mean about the carriage.Copy !req
79. Well, I'd like to bring Ray in
on this, if you don't mind.Copy !req
80. Sure. Whatever you think.Copy !req
81. But not Venkman.Copy !req
82. Oh, no.Copy !req
83. Do you ever see him?
Occasionally.Copy !req
84. Peter? How is he these days?Copy !req
85. Well, he was
borderline for a while.Copy !req
86. Then he crossed
the border.Copy !req
87. Does he ever mention me?Copy !req
88. No.Copy !req
89. Oh. Well, we— We didn't
part on very good terms.Copy !req
90. And then we sort of lost track of
each other after I got married.Copy !req
91. We're ready for the affection test.
Good, send in the puppy, please.Copy !req
92. I thought of getting in touch with
him after my marriage ended, but...Copy !req
93. Oh.Copy !req
94. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
95. I appreciate your doing this.Copy !req
96. Try not to worry.Copy !req
97. Here's my phone number.
You'll call me?Copy !req
98. Yes.Copy !req
99. I'd rather you didn't mention any of
this to Peter, if you don't mind.Copy !req
100. No, I won't. I won't.Copy !req
101. Thanks.Copy !req
102. Let's see what happens
when we take away the puppy.Copy !req
103. This— Gee, I don't know...Copy !req
104. —father encouraged...Copy !req
105. Hi. Welcome back
to World of the Psychic.Copy !req
106. I'm Peter Venkman.Copy !req
107. I'm chatting with my guest.
Author, lecturer and psychic,Copy !req
108. Milton Angland. Milt, your new book
is called The End of the World.Copy !req
109. Now, can you tell us
when it's gonna be,Copy !req
110. or do we have
to buy the book?Copy !req
111. Well, I predict that
the world will endCopy !req
112. at the stroke of midnight
on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
113. This year?
Mm-hm.Copy !req
114. Well, that's cutting it a little
bit close, isn't it? I mean...Copy !req
115. Just from a sales point of view, I
mean, your book is just coming out,Copy !req
116. you're not gonna see any
paperback sales for at least a year.Copy !req
117. It'll be at least another year before you
know whether you've got the mini-seriesCopy !req
118. or Movie of the Week kind of possibilities.
Just devil's advocate, Milty.Copy !req
119. I mean, shouldn't you have said, "Hey,
the world's gonna end in 1992"?Copy !req
120. Wait a minute. This is—
Or better yet, 1994.Copy !req
121. This is not just some
money-making scheme, all right?Copy !req
122. I have a strong
psychic belief...Copy !req
123. that the world will endCopy !req
124. on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
125. For your sake, I hope you're right.
Thank you.Copy !req
126. Okay, but I think my other guest
may disagree with you.Copy !req
127. Elaine.Copy !req
128. Now, you had
another date in mind.Copy !req
129. According to my source,Copy !req
130. the end of the world will be on
February 14th in the year 2016.Copy !req
131. Valentine's Day.Copy !req
132. Bummer.Copy !req
133. Where'd you get
your date, Elaine?Copy !req
134. I received this information
from an alien.Copy !req
135. As I told my husband,Copy !req
136. it was in the
Paramus Holiday Inn.Copy !req
137. I was having a drink
at the bar, alone,Copy !req
138. and this alien
approached me.Copy !req
139. He started talking to me.
He bought me a drink.Copy !req
140. And then I think he must
have used some kind of a rayCopy !req
141. or a mind-control device,Copy !req
142. because he forced me
to follow him to his room.Copy !req
143. And that's where...Copy !req
144. he told me about
the end of the world.Copy !req
145. So your alien had a room
at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?Copy !req
146. It might've been a room
on the spacecraftCopy !req
147. made up to look like
a room at the Holiday Inn.Copy !req
148. I can't be sure
about that, Peter.Copy !req
149. Of course not. And that is
the whole problem with aliens,Copy !req
150. is you just can't trust them.Copy !req
151. Occasionally you meet a
nice one: Starman, E.T.Copy !req
152. But usually they turn out to be
some kind of big lizard!Copy !req
153. That's all the time we've got for
this week on World of the Psychic.Copy !req
154. Next week, though...Copy !req
155. Give me Ira. Hairless pets.Copy !req
156. Weird. Until then,Copy !req
157. this is Peter Venkman, saying:Copy !req
158. See you then. Bye.Copy !req
159. Norman, where do you
find these people?Copy !req
160. Weren't we supposed to have the
telekinetic guy who bends the spoons?Copy !req
161. He canceled. This is the best
we could do at such short notice.Copy !req
162. Look, no respected psychic
will come on the show.Copy !req
163. They think you're a fraud.
I am a fraud.Copy !req
164. Mr. Mayor. Lenny. Lenny!Copy !req
165. Pete Venkman.
Can I help you?Copy !req
166. Yeah, get your
hand off me.Copy !req
167. Thank you, I'm an old friend of the mayor's.
I wanna say hello, give him a kiss.Copy !req
168. I'm Jack Hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's
assistant. I know who you are, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
169. I just don't see any
ghosts anywhere.Copy !req
170. That's why I wanted
to talk to His Highness.Copy !req
171. See, we did a little job for the city a
while back and we got stifled on the billCopy !req
172. by some bureaucratic
bookworm like yourself.Copy !req
173. Look, you stay away from the mayor.
He's running for governor next fall.Copy !req
174. And the last thing we need is for him
to be associated with two-bit fraudsCopy !req
175. and publicity hounds
like you and your friends.Copy !req
176. You know, I'm a voter.Copy !req
177. Aren't you supposed to
lie to me and kiss my butt?Copy !req
178. All right, yes. Now, I want you
to put the Vigo in the arch.Copy !req
179. Under the arch there.Copy !req
180. Everything you're
doing is bad.Copy !req
181. I want you to know this.Copy !req
182. You be careful there, all right?Copy !req
183. No one listens to me.Copy !req
184. Well, Dana,
how are you doing?Copy !req
185. How's this Bonington coming?
It's coming along fine.Copy !req
186. This mixture you gave me
is working really well.Copy !req
187. Yes? Well, I make pretty
good cocktails, don't I?Copy !req
188. Yes, you're doing reallyCopy !req
189. quite good work there.
Thank you.Copy !req
190. It won't be long before
you can assist me in...Copy !req
191. more important
restoration.Copy !req
192. Just a— A white thing.Copy !req
193. Well, thank you, Dr. Poha.Copy !req
194. Janosz.
Janosz.Copy !req
195. Um, I've enjoyed working here,Copy !req
196. but now that my baby's a little older, I'm
gonna try to go back to the orchestra.Copy !req
197. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
you will not— Be not here.Copy !req
198. Well, could
I say goodbye?Copy !req
199. You know, maybe bring you
to a brunch today?Copy !req
200. Well, I can't today, I have an appointment.
In fact, I'd better go.Copy !req
201. I don't understand this. You know, every
day I say, "Can you do something?"Copy !req
202. You say, "No, I
can't do something."Copy !req
203. Do I have bad breath or something?
Of course not.Copy !req
204. All right. Well, I'll
give you a rain check.Copy !req
205. I think that she likes me.Copy !req
206. No, I do. I truly do.Copy !req
207. This one's interesting,
Ray. Berlin, 1939.Copy !req
208. A flower cart took off by itself,
rolled half a kilometer.Copy !req
209. Three hundred eyewitnesses.
My best to the coven.Copy !req
210. Berlin, huh? You know,Copy !req
211. you should also check Duke University
studies on controlled psychokinesis.Copy !req
212. I pulled it.
Perhaps you could you help me,Copy !req
213. I'm looking for
a love-potion aerosolCopy !req
214. that I could spray on a
certain Penthouse PetCopy !req
215. to obtain her total submission.Copy !req
216. Hello, Venkman.
Hi, Pete. How's it going?Copy !req
217. Very well.
Hi, Egon. How's school?Copy !req
218. I bet those science chicks really dig
that large cranium of yours, huh?Copy !req
219. I think they're more interested
in my epididymis.Copy !req
220. Ray, let's close this place up
so you can buy me a calzone.Copy !req
221. I really can't do that right now,
Pete. I'm working on something.Copy !req
222. But your book came in.Copy !req
223. Magical Paths to Fortune and Power.
Thank you.Copy !req
224. Good luck with
that, Venkman.Copy !req
225. Put this on my account, please?
Sure.Copy !req
226. Ray, take a look at this.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
227. What are you guys
working on?Copy !req
228. Uh, well, we're just kind of...
Ahem.Copy !req
229. checking something
out for an old friend.Copy !req
230. Neat. Who?Copy !req
231. Um...Copy !req
232. Ray's Occult.Copy !req
233. Seven o'clock on weekdays,
midnight on Saturdays.Copy !req
234. Thank you.Copy !req
235. Who?
Who?Copy !req
236. Just someone we know.
Oh.Copy !req
237. Who?Copy !req
238. I can't! No! No! No!
Yes, you can. Who?Copy !req
239. Nobody! Nobody!
Can you tell me now?Copy !req
240. I can't!
Now?Copy !req
241. Dana Barrett!Copy !req
242. Ow.Copy !req
243. My Dana Barrett?Copy !req
244. I'll get it.Copy !req
245. Hi, Dana.
Hi, Ray.Copy !req
246. How good to see you.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
247. Hey, no problem. Always glad to help.
And hug.Copy !req
248. Hello, Dana.
Hi, Egon.Copy !req
249. Nice place.Copy !req
250. Well, I know I'm just
asking for the big hurtCopy !req
251. but I thought I'd give
us one more chance.Copy !req
252. He tortured me.
He pulled my ears.Copy !req
253. Hello, Peter.Copy !req
254. Hello, Dana.Copy !req
255. So, what would you like to do first?
We'd like to examine the baby.Copy !req
256. Yeah, and anything associated with
the baby, especially stuffed toys.Copy !req
257. Then we'd like to see the buggy.
All right. Can I put him here?Copy !req
258. And wherever he sleeps.
Yes.Copy !req
259. This'll be fine.
This okay?Copy !req
260. That's fine.
Okay.Copy !req
261. We'll have to lay
him down flat.Copy !req
262. Okay, sweetheart, now
they're gonna take a look at you.Copy !req
263. We'll do a cursory
medical examination.Copy !req
264. What do you say? Gammel and
Pross Infant Acuity Test?Copy !req
265. Sounds good. We'll finish
with an Apgar score.Copy !req
266. It's nothing that's
gonna hurt him, right?Copy !req
267. No. No, I don't think so.
He'll be fine.Copy !req
268. You ever done this before?
On a chimp.Copy !req
269. So whatever happened
to Mr. Right, anyway?Copy !req
270. I heard he ditched you
and ran off to Europe.Copy !req
271. He didn't ditch me.
We had some problemsCopy !req
272. and he got a very good job offer from
an orchestra in London and he took it.Copy !req
273. So he ditched you.Copy !req
274. Okay. Subject is
a male Caucasian,Copy !req
275. approximately... Twenty_four inchesCopy !req
276. Twenty-four inches
in length.Copy !req
277. Subject weighs approximately 18
pounds and is about 8 months old.Copy !req
278. Okay. Ocular?Copy !req
279. Pupillary response normal.Copy !req
280. Auditory.Copy !req
281. Appears normal.
Apillary reflex.Copy !req
282. Appears to be ticklish.
Yep. Baby ticklish.Copy !req
283. You know, you'd have been
better off marrying me.Copy !req
284. You never asked me.Copy !req
285. And whenever I brought it up,
you'd get drowsy and fall asleep.Copy !req
286. You never got it, Dana.Copy !req
287. I'm a man. I'm sensitive.Copy !req
288. I need to feel loved.
I need to be desired.Copy !req
289. It was when you started introducing
me as "the old ball and chain."Copy !req
290. That's when I left.Copy !req
291. Well, I may have
a lot of personal problems,Copy !req
292. but I'm a total professional
when it comes to my job.Copy !req
293. Hey, Egon.
What?Copy !req
294. What are we doing?
He seems to be fine, Dana.Copy !req
295. Mm-hm. He's very healthy.
He's okay.Copy !req
296. When he does sleep,
where do you put him?Copy !req
297. Right around here.
I'll show you.Copy !req
298. Venkman, would you get
a stool specimen, please?Copy !req
299. Business or personal?Copy !req
300. It's a little messy.Copy !req
301. Well, we don't wanna play with anything,
we just wanna sweep for valences.Copy !req
302. Mm. Very cheerful.Copy !req
303. My parents didn't
believe in toys.Copy !req
304. You wanna play with a big kid?Copy !req
305. You know, I should
have been your father.Copy !req
306. I mean, I could have been.Copy !req
307. I understand.Copy !req
308. Help! He's gone
completely berserk. Help!Copy !req
309. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
310. You mean you never
even had a Slinky?Copy !req
311. We had part
of a Slinky.Copy !req
312. But I straightened it.Copy !req
313. Help! Help!Copy !req
314. He...Copy !req
315. He had some sort of clear liquid
coming out of his mouth.Copy !req
316. Yeah, well, that happens.Copy !req
317. Well, what
do you think?Copy !req
318. Well, he's ugly.Copy !req
319. I mean, he's not
Elephant Man ugly,Copy !req
320. but he's not attractive.
Was his father ugly?Copy !req
321. Don't listen.
And he stinks.Copy !req
322. You're ripe, sefior.Copy !req
323. Did his father stink?Copy !req
324. Yeah. Daddy was a smelly, huh?Copy !req
325. What's your name?
His name is Oscar.Copy !req
326. Named after a hot dog.
You poor man.Copy !req
327. You poor, poor man.Copy !req
328. But seriously,
there's nothing...Copy !req
329. unusual about him,
is there?Copy !req
330. Well, I don't have
a lot of experience with babies.Copy !req
331. But you're excited now,Copy !req
332. because Mama's here to get your
stool sample. Right, Mama?Copy !req
333. Stool sample?
Yeah.Copy !req
334. Nothing.
So, what, brainiac?Copy !req
335. I'd like to run some gynaecological
tests on the mother.Copy !req
336. Who wouldn't?
Let's check the street.Copy !req
337. It stopped right over there,Copy !req
338. in the middle of the crosswalk.
All right, I can get us out there.Copy !req
339. Hey. Venkman.
Hold on.Copy !req
340. We're scientists, excuse us.
Get out of the way!Copy !req
341. Thanks a lot.
We gotta do an inquiry here.Copy !req
342. Hold on. Thanks. Appreciate it.Copy !req
343. Thanks.Copy !req
344. You gonna move
out of there or what?Copy !req
345. Relax, you're on the meter. Come on, hey!
We're scientists, get out of the way.Copy !req
346. I think we hit
the honeypot.Copy !req
347. There's something brewing under the street.
I've got 1118 on the PKE.Copy !req
348. Two-point-five GEVs
on the gigameter.Copy !req
349. Well, what does
that mean?Copy !req
350. Hey! How you doing?Copy !req
351. Me?
Yeah.Copy !req
352. Fine. Fine. It's cutting fine now.
Great.Copy !req
353. Why are you cutting?Copy !req
354. Why am I cutting?Copy !req
355. Boss! Yeah.Copy !req
356. Who told you
to stop cutting?Copy !req
357. Somebody tell you to stop—?
What're you guys doing here?Copy !req
358. Did you tell him
to stop cutting?Copy !req
359. Yes, I told him to stop.
What are you doing?Copy !req
360. What's it look like we're doing here? Why
don't you let us work? We let you work.Copy !req
361. Hey, take it easy. He's been working
overtime. I tell you why we're here.Copy !req
362. We're here because some diaper bag downtown is
being a jerk and making us work on a Friday night.Copy !req
363. Am I right, Peter?
Of course you're right, Raymond.Copy !req
364. Is he right, Ziggy? YoCopy !req
365. You guys take it easy, all right?
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
366. What have you been doing?Copy !req
367. What have I been doing? While you
were getting coffee for an hour,Copy !req
368. I've been digging a big hole
in the middle of the street.Copy !req
369. Looks like you uncovered
an old air shaft.Copy !req
370. Man, that just goes on and on.Copy !req
371. This is very intense. We
should get a deeper reading.Copy !req
372. Yeah. We're gonna need
a deeper reading.Copy !req
373. Yeah, somebody
has to go down there.Copy !req
374. Yeah, somebody's gotta
go down there.Copy !req
375. Stinging! I'm stinging!Copy !req
376. Listen to me.Copy !req
377. What? Who?Copy !req
378. I, Vigo, the scourge
of Carpathia,Copy !req
379. the sorrow of Moldavia,
command you.Copy !req
380. Oh, command me, lord.Copy !req
381. On a mountain of skulls
in the castle of painCopy !req
382. I sat on a throne of blood.Copy !req
383. What was, will be.Copy !req
384. What is, will be no more.Copy !req
385. Now is the season of evil.Copy !req
386. Evil?Copy !req
387. Find me a child,
that I might live again.Copy !req
388. Yes. A child.Copy !req
389. A child. A child?Copy !req
390. A child.Copy !req
391. You all right?Copy !req
392. Yeah, I'm good.
The speed's good, boys.Copy !req
393. Keep it coming.Copy !req
394. We're breaking through.
I see some light.Copy !req
395. I'm in some kind of a chamber.
There's tile work.Copy !req
396. Slime!
What?Copy !req
397. It's a river of slime!Copy !req
398. There's gotta be 25,000 gallons of it.
It's flowing through here like a river.Copy !req
399. Van Horne. Pneumatic transit.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
400. It's the old pneumatic
transit system, it's still here.Copy !req
401. Okay. That's good.
Hold me up. That's good.Copy !req
402. What do you see?Copy !req
403. All right.
Let's see if I can get a sample.Copy !req
404. What's going
on here?Copy !req
405. Hey, what's
the story?Copy !req
406. Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna
come and roust me out again?Copy !req
407. I got 3000 phones out
in Greenwich Village.Copy !req
408. I got about 8 million miles
of cable I gotta check.Copy !req
409. You gonna come shake
my monkey tree again?Copy !req
410. What are you talking about, buddy?
The phone lines are over there.Copy !req
411. What did I say to you? The
phone lines are over there.Copy !req
412. What did I say? How many times?
Hey! Hey!Copy !req
413. Hey, you're not with Con Ed or
the phone company. We checked.Copy !req
414. So tell me another one.Copy !req
415. I've got a major
gas leak here!Copy !req
416. Where do you think all this
is coming from, the sky?Copy !req
417. Okay, 1903/5-Copy !req
418. Boys?Copy !req
419. Pull me up now, all right?Copy !req
420. There's some kind of activity
going on with this stuff.Copy !req
421. Boys? Hey, help!Copy !req
422. Take me up!
Ray!Copy !req
423. Start it! Start it!Copy !req
424. Boys? Hey, what's
going on up there?Copy !req
425. Come on! Get me
out of this hole!Copy !req
426. Sweetie.Copy !req
427. Hello.Copy !req
428. Go back to sleep, darling.Copy !req
429. Who is it?
It's Janosz.Copy !req
430. Janosz.Copy !req
431. Hello, Janosz.Copy !req
432. This is a surprise.
Oh, hello.Copy !req
433. Uh, yes. Well, I happened to
be here in this neighborhoodCopy !req
434. and I thought that I would stop
by to see how is it with you.Copy !req
435. Yeah, because of all
this blackness, it was.Copy !req
436. We're fine. Thank you. Thank—
Well, then, you're okay?Copy !req
437. How's the baby?
He's okay. Yes.Copy !req
438. Whoo.Copy !req
439. He's sleeping.
Oh, but I "woo"-ed.Copy !req
440. That's okay.
All right, andCopy !req
441. do you need anything?
You know?Copy !req
442. Do you want me
to come in?Copy !req
443. No, thank you.
All right.Copy !req
444. Just thought that
I would check. You know.Copy !req
445. Well, hey, you.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.Copy !req
446. Good night, Janosz.Copy !req
447. Before we begin this trial, I
want to make one thing very clear.Copy !req
448. The law does not recognize
the existence of ghostsCopy !req
449. and I don't believe
in them either.Copy !req
450. I don't want to hear a lot of malarkey
about goblins, spooks and demons.Copy !req
451. We're gonna stick to
the facts in this caseCopy !req
452. and leave the ghost stories
to the kiddies, understood?Copy !req
453. Wow, sounds like a pretty
open-minded guy, huh?Copy !req
454. Yeah, they call him
"The Hammer."Copy !req
455. What can we do? It's all in
the hands of our lawyer now.Copy !req
456. I think you guys
are making a big mistake.Copy !req
457. I do mostly tax law and some
probate stuff occasionally.Copy !req
458. I got my law degree
at night school.Copy !req
459. Well, that's fine, Louis.
We got arrested at night.Copy !req
460. Look, just put these
guys away fastCopy !req
461. and make sure they go away
for a long, long time, okay?Copy !req
462. I don't think it's gonna be hard,
with this list of charges.Copy !req
463. Good. Very good.Copy !req
464. Violating a judicial
restraining order,Copy !req
465. willful destruction of public
property, fraud, malicious mischief.Copy !req
466. See you in a couple of years,
at your first parole hearing.Copy !req
467. You'll never take us alive.Copy !req
468. All right, all right.
Let's get on with it.Copy !req
469. Your Honor,Copy !req
470. ladies and gentlemen
of the audience,Copy !req
471. I don't think it's fair
to call my clients frauds.Copy !req
472. Okay, so the blackout was a big
problem for everybody, okay?Copy !req
473. I was stuck in an elevator for two hours
and I had to make the whole time.Copy !req
474. But I don't blame them.Copy !req
475. Because one time I turned into a
dog and they helped me. Thank you.Copy !req
476. Very good, Louis.
Short but pointless.Copy !req
477. Mr. Fianella,Copy !req
478. please look at exhibits A
through F on the table over here.Copy !req
479. Do you recognize
this equipment?Copy !req
480. Yeah, that's the stuff
the cops took from their truck.Copy !req
481. Do you know what
this equipment is used for?Copy !req
482. I don't know. Catching
ghosts, maybe? I don't know.Copy !req
483. May I remind the court the defendants
are under a judicial restraining orderCopy !req
484. that strictly forbids them
from performing servicesCopy !req
485. as paranormal investigators
or eliminators.Copy !req
486. So noted.Copy !req
487. Now, Mr. Fianella,Copy !req
488. can you identify the substance
in this jar marked "Exhibit F"?Copy !req
489. Yeah. Yeah, that's
the stuff, all right.Copy !req
490. Your Honor, I've been working
underground for Con Ed for 27 years.Copy !req
491. I never saw anything
like this in my life.Copy !req
492. Whatever's down there,
they must've put it there.Copy !req
493. No, we didn't!
Ray, Ray.Copy !req
494. Shut up!Copy !req
495. So you were just trying to help—
Help out a friend.Copy !req
496. Who was frightened.
Who was scared.Copy !req
497. And when you're scared—
What?Copy !req
498. There was no evil—
No evil was intended. No malice.Copy !req
499. When you live in a place
and you love it like you do,Copy !req
500. you don't want nothing
bad to happen.Copy !req
501. What?
It was a one-shot...Copy !req
502. Because it'll never happen again. It's an
isolated incident, it's a one-shot deal.Copy !req
503. Objection, Your Honor.
What?Copy !req
504. He's leading the witness.
Sustained.Copy !req
505. Give me a break.
We're both lawyers.Copy !req
506. Mr. Tully, do you have any
questions for this witnessCopy !req
507. that might have some
bearing on this case?Copy !req
508. Do I?
No, we've helped them out enough.Copy !req
509. No, Your Honor.Copy !req
510. Your witness.Copy !req
511. Dr. Venkman...Copy !req
512. would you please tell the court why
it is that you and your co-defendantsCopy !req
513. took it upon yourselves to dig a very
big hole in the middle of First Avenue.Copy !req
514. Well, there's so many holes
in First AvenueCopy !req
515. we really didn't think
anyone would notice.Copy !req
516. Keep that up, mister,
I'll find you in contempt.Copy !req
517. I'm truly sorry, Your Honor.Copy !req
518. I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman
Why were you digging the hole?Copy !req
519. And please remember
you're under oath.Copy !req
520. There are some things
in this worldCopy !req
521. that go way beyond
human understanding.Copy !req
522. Things that cannot
be explained,Copy !req
523. things that most people
don't wanna know about.Copy !req
524. That is where we come in.Copy !req
525. So what you're saying is that
the world of the supernaturalCopy !req
526. is your
exclusive province?Copy !req
527. Kitten, I think
what I'm saying is thatCopy !req
528. sometimes shit happens,
someone has to deal with it,Copy !req
529. and who you gonna call?Copy !req
530. Shut up!Copy !req
531. Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz,
Egon Spengler, stand up!Copy !req
532. Get up!Copy !req
533. You too, Mr. Tully.Copy !req
534. I find you guilty on all charges.Copy !req
535. I order you to pay fines
in the amount of $25,000 each.Copy !req
536. I sentence you to 18 months at the city
correctional facility at Riker's Island.Copy !req
537. Egie, she's twitching.Copy !req
538. I'm not finished!Copy !req
539. On a more personal note,
let me just go on recordCopy !req
540. as saying that there's no place
for fakes, charlatans—Copy !req
541. Uh, your Honor—
Shut up!Copy !req
542. Tricksters like you in decent society.
Your Honor, this is important.Copy !req
543. You play on the gullibility
of innocent people.Copy !req
544. Yes, sir.
Be quiet!Copy !req
545. But—
If my hands weren't tiedCopy !req
546. by the unalterable
fetters of the lawCopy !req
547. then I would invoke the tradition
of our illustrious forebears,Copy !req
548. reach back to a purer,
sterner justiceCopy !req
549. and have you burned at the stake!Copy !req
550. Wow.Copy !req
551. Oh, my God, the Scoleri brothers.Copy !req
552. The Scoleri brothers!
Friends of yours?Copy !req
553. I tried them for murder!
Gave them the chair!Copy !req
554. You gotta do something!Copy !req
555. Why don't you just tell them
you don't believe in ghosts.Copy !req
556. You gotta do
something. Help me!Copy !req
557. Don't talk to me.
Talk to my attorney.Copy !req
558. That's me! My guys are still under
a judicial misstrangement order.Copy !req
559. That blue thing I got from her.
They could be exposing themselves.Copy !req
560. And you don't want us
exposing ourselves.Copy !req
561. You're next, Bubbles.
All right! I rescind the order!Copy !req
562. Case dismissed!
Hurray! We won the case!Copy !req
563. Now, do something!Copy !req
564. I always hated this part
of the business.Copy !req
565. You know, it's been a couple
years since we used this stuff.Copy !req
566. I hope it still works.
It should.Copy !req
567. Power cells have
a half-life of 5000 years.Copy !req
568. There's no time for a bench test.Copy !req
569. Heat them up.Copy !req
570. Do...
Re...Copy !req
571. EgOn!Copy !req
572. Whoa.Copy !req
573. You got him, Venkman!
Hold him! Steady.Copy !req
574. Come on, big boy. I'm gonna take
you home to my private zoo.Copy !req
575. You got him. You got him!Copy !req
576. Egie, bring the trap.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
577. Behind you, Ray!Copy !req
578. Hold him, Ray!Copy !req
579. Venkman, start
bringing him back!Copy !req
580. Come on, you big meanie.
Let's go, chubby.Copy !req
581. Ray, keep pulling him to the right.Copy !req
582. Okay, the trap's going in.Copy !req
583. No, no, Spengie!Copy !req
584. Hold it, Ray!
Hit it!Copy !req
585. Two in the box!
Ready to go!Copy !req
586. We be fast.
And they be slow!Copy !req
587. Wow.Copy !req
588. We're the best! We're the beautiful!
We're the onlyCopy !req
589. Ghostbusters.
We're back!Copy !req
590. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
591. Yes, we're back.Copy !req
592. Certified check,
cash or money order.Copy !req
593. Get him!Copy !req
594. Bye-bye.Copy !req
595. What is it, honey?
It's that darn ghost again.Copy !req
596. He just won't leave us alone.Copy !req
597. I guess we're just going
to have to move.Copy !req
598. No, wait! Don't worry,
we're not moving.Copy !req
599. He is.Copy !req
600. Who are you going to call?Copy !req
601. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
602. Now.Copy !req
603. Janine, lunch!Copy !req
604. Boy, it smells like
somebody took a big—Copy !req
605. With our special
half-price service plan.Copy !req
606. What? Hold on. Half-price?Copy !req
607. Have we all gone mad?
I guess so, Pete.Copy !req
608. Because that's not all.
Tell them, Egon.Copy !req
609. Oh, you mean the Ghostbusters
hot-beverage thermal mugCopy !req
610. and free balloons
for the kids?Copy !req
611. We've been experimenting with the
plasm we found in the subway tunnel.Copy !req
612. Careful.Copy !req
613. Should I get spoons?
Don't bother. Watch this.Copy !req
614. Try it, Ray.Copy !req
615. You! You worthless
piece of slime!Copy !req
616. You ignorant,
disgusting blob.Copy !req
617. You're nothing but an unstable
short-chain molecule!Copy !req
618. You foul, obnoxious muck!Copy !req
619. You have a weak
electrochemical bond!Copy !req
620. I have seen some disgusting
crud in my timeCopy !req
621. but you take the cake.Copy !req
622. You're a— You're just—
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
623. This is what you do
with your spare time?Copy !req
624. Peter, this is an
incredible breakthrough.Copy !req
625. What a discovery.
A psycho-reactive substance.Copy !req
626. Whatever this stuff is, it responds
to human emotional states.Copy !req
627. Mood slime.Copy !req
628. On, baby.Copy !req
629. You mean this stuff actually
feeds on bad vibes.Copy !req
630. Like a cop in
a doughnut factory.Copy !req
631. We've been running tests to see if we can
get an equally strong positive reaction.Copy !req
632. What kind of tests?Copy !req
633. Well, we sing to it
and we talk to itCopy !req
634. and say supportive,
nurturing things to it.Copy !req
635. You're not sleeping
with it, are you, Ray?Copy !req
636. Oh, you.Copy !req
637. It's always the quiet ones.
You hound.Copy !req
638. Ahem. How about the kinetic tests?
Okay.Copy !req
639. Ordinary household toaster.Copy !req
640. We'll take your word for that.Copy !req
641. It responds to music, so we've been doing
some experimentation, playing easy listening.Copy !req
642. Middle-of-the-road-type stuff. You know, Paul
Young, "Dust in the Wind." That works okay.Copy !req
643. Works for me.
Loves Jackie Wilson.Copy !req
644. Jeez. You guys do this at night
when I'm not here?Copy !req
645. Oh, I get it. It sings. It sounds
exactly like Jackie.Copy !req
646. That's fantastic.
Just watch.Copy !req
647. Does it do Emmylou Harris?Copy !req
648. Oh, it dances too.Copy !req
649. Shake it up!Copy !req
650. Oh, baby! Oh, you're my number one
Christmas boutique gift item.Copy !req
651. Right, and the first time somebody gets
mad, that toaster could eat their hand.Copy !req
652. No, no, no. We put a warning label
on it. We don't have any liability.Copy !req
653. Ow. Ow!Copy !req
654. Oh, did you ever go for it!
The old man-eating toaster bit.Copy !req
655. Get him!
No!Copy !req
656. Hello. I'm looking
for Dana Barrett.Copy !req
657. Room 304, restoration.
Thank you.Copy !req
658. Hey, Dr. Venkman!
World of the Psychic.Copy !req
659. That's right. How you doing?
I'm a big, big fan of yours.Copy !req
660. Thank you very much.
Thank you.Copy !req
661. It used to be one of
my two favorite shows.Copy !req
662. You're kidding me. Well, great.
What was the other one?Copy !req
663. Bass Masters. It's a fishing show.
Yeah, I know Bass Masters. Sure.Copy !req
664. You're good, pretty eyes.Copy !req
665. I didn't paint it.
I'm just cleaning it.Copy !req
666. It's a Gauguin.
Oh, I've heard of him.Copy !req
667. Hey, Dana. Aren't you going to
introduce me to your friend?Copy !req
668. Sure. Peter Venkman,
this is Dr. Janosz Poha,Copy !req
669. the head of our department.Copy !req
670. Yes, I have, of course, have
seen you on the television.Copy !req
671. Quite enjoy. You're not here
on business, I hope?Copy !req
672. Well, it's top-secret. Say,
Johnny, you got a Gauguin too.Copy !req
673. No. Actually, I'm preparing this portrait
for the new Romantic exhibition.Copy !req
674. Yes. This is Prince Vigo, the
ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia.Copy !req
675. Bit of a sissy, isn't he?Copy !req
676. He was a very powerful
magician, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
677. And a genius in many ways.Copy !req
678. He was also a lunatic
and a genocidal madman.Copy !req
679. I hate this painting.
I've felt uncomfortableCopy !req
680. ever since it came up
from storage.Copy !req
681. Well, you're probably feeling
what Vigo is feeling:Copy !req
682. Carpathian kitten loss.
He's missed his kitten.Copy !req
683. We'll just put one in here
by the castle.Copy !req
684. We don't go around altering
valuable artwork, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
685. Go. Yes, I think, go.
Yes, the joyfulness is over.Copy !req
686. He's kidding.Copy !req
687. Well, you're not gonna get a green
card with that attitude, pal. Okay?Copy !req
688. I don't know what to—
Oh, of course. Of course.Copy !req
689. I get it. You're sweet on
this hunky stud, aren't you?Copy !req
690. You know, Peter, every now
and then I get the feelingCopy !req
691. that painting is watching me,
even smiling at me.Copy !req
692. You know, I think we got
more food on your shirtCopy !req
693. than we did in your mouth.Copy !req
694. Okay.Copy !req
695. Bath. You get to take
a bath, don't you?Copy !req
696. Yes, do your favorite thing.Copy !req
697. Because I know what you get to do.Copy !req
698. You know what you get to do?Copy !req
699. Do you know what's more fun
than anything? Huh?Copy !req
700. Splash Mommy.Copy !req
701. "I get to splash Mommy." Yes.Copy !req
702. We'll be ready in
just a moment.Copy !req
703. Mommy's gonna
take her shirt off too.Copy !req
704. No! No!Copy !req
705. Peter, it's me. Please let us in.Copy !req
706. What the hell is this?Copy !req
707. Peter, let us in, please.Copy !req
708. I didn't know where else to go.Copy !req
709. The most awful thing
happened.Copy !req
710. The bathtub... The bathtub
was trying to eat Oscar.Copy !req
711. I was giving him a bath. There was
all this pink ooze everywhereCopy !req
712. and it was reaching for him.
Okay, you're all right.Copy !req
713. I'm not gonna let them
get you.Copy !req
714. All right. You're all safe now, okay?
I was so terrified.Copy !req
715. Yes, darling. I'm so sorry.
You guys just sit down. Relax.Copy !req
716. Come on. Just sit down. I'll get you
guys a shirt or something. Hold on.Copy !req
717. Ray. Yeah, Dana's just come
over to my place.Copy !req
718. Well, actually, her tub
tried to eat her.Copy !req
719. What? Are you serious?Copy !req
720. Well, that's great!Copy !req
721. I mean, that's terrible.Copy !req
722. But it's great for what we—Copy !req
723. Yeah, I will.Copy !req
724. Yeah, sure, we'll get right on it.Copy !req
725. Spengler. A major slime-related
psychokinetic event.Copy !req
726. What happened?
Something came out of Dana's bathtub.Copy !req
727. Tried to grab her and the baby.
Are they all right?Copy !req
728. She got out and went to Venkman's.
This is interesting, Ray.Copy !req
729. Remember the painting
Venkman mentioned?Copy !req
730. I ran "Vigo the Carpathian"
through the occult reference net.Copy !req
731. Look what came up.Copy !req
732. Ooh. Nice ugly history.Copy !req
733. You think there's a connection between
this Vigo character and the...Copy !req
734. slime?Copy !req
735. Is the atomic weight
of cobalt 58.9?Copy !req
736. We better get over to Dana's apartment.
I'd like to check out that bathtub.Copy !req
737. It might be a good idea to go
to the museum in the morning,Copy !req
738. get a look at that painting.Copy !req
739. Ray's gonna go on over to
your place and just take a look.Copy !req
740. He is?
Okay.Copy !req
741. I have been holding on to this
for a long time, Oscar.Copy !req
742. I got this from a girl who got
this from Joe Willie Namath, okay?Copy !req
743. We don't know how.
We don't wanna know.Copy !req
744. So I would appreciate it if you
would not hose this thing down,Copy !req
745. you know, give it your own
personal rinse. Thank you.Copy !req
746. Be an excellent time
for you to start practicingCopy !req
747. a thing we big guys
like to call self-control.Copy !req
748. Get out of here. Oh, look at him.
Look at him. Oh, look at his gut.Copy !req
749. Oh, he's a coconut,
this guy.Copy !req
750. You're gonna be staying at Uncle
Pete's until this thing blows over.Copy !req
751. This is your place now.Copy !req
752. Hi.Copy !req
753. Come on in. This is my place.Copy !req
754. So how are we gonna handle
the sleeping arrangements?Copy !req
755. Well, what's best for me isCopy !req
756. if I lie on my side like this
and you spoon up beside me,Copy !req
757. your arm draped over me.
We do it the other way,Copy !req
758. I get your hair caught in my
throat and I choke in the night.Copy !req
759. Well, how about you on the sofa
and me and the baby in the bed?Copy !req
760. It's a way to go.Copy !req
761. It's so late. I really ought
to put him down.Copy !req
762. May I?
Yeah, if you want to.Copy !req
763. You're short.Copy !req
764. Your belly button
sticks out too far.Copy !req
765. And you're a terrible burden
on your poor mother.Copy !req
766. You find anything at Dana's?
Nothing but mood slime residueCopy !req
767. around the bathtub. But I did get something
on that Vigo character you mentioned.Copy !req
768. Found it in Magicians, Martyrs
and Madmen.Copy !req
769. Dig that.
Vigo the Carpathian,Copy !req
770. born 1505, died 1610.Copy !req
771. 105 years old. He hung
in there, didn't he?Copy !req
772. He didn't die of old age, either.
He was poisoned, stabbed, shot,Copy !req
773. hung, stretched, disembowelled,
drawn and quartered.Copy !req
774. Ouch.Copy !req
775. I guess he wasn't too popular.
Not exactly a man of the people.Copy !req
776. Also known as Vigo the Cruel,
Vigo the Torturer,Copy !req
777. Vigo the Despised
and Vigo the Unholy.Copy !req
778. Wasn't he also
Vigo the Butch?Copy !req
779. And dig this.
There was a prophecy.Copy !req
780. Just before his head died,
his last words were:Copy !req
781. "Death is but a door. Time is
but a window. I'll be back."Copy !req
782. Let's suck in the guts, guys.
We're the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
783. Go! Go. Please, go. You. Yes, you.
Who's this wiggler?Copy !req
784. He's yours, Ray. Sic him.
lhaveu.Copy !req
785. Hi, how are you? Ray Stantz from
the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you.Copy !req
786. Beautiful lab you have here. We're
just doing a routine spook check.Copy !req
787. Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here.
Yeah, we know that, Johnny.Copy !req
788. So why are you came?
Well, we got a reportCopy !req
789. there was a major creep in the area. We checked
our list, and you were right on the top.Copy !req
790. Johnny, where in the hell
are you from, anyway?Copy !req
791. The Upper West Side.Copy !req
792. The whole room's
extremely hot, Peter.Copy !req
793. Ew, that's one ugly dude.
Hot?Copy !req
794. Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo? Vigs,
would you look this way, please?Copy !req
795. No, don't. No! No!
No photographs, please.Copy !req
796. Slides are available in the gift shop.Copy !req
797. Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston.Copy !req
798. All right. You know what?
Give me angry, will you?Copy !req
799. Give me angry. You've had a bad day.
You're cranky. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
800. Good, good. Ooh, angrier.Copy !req
801. I'm scared. You're scaring me.
Stop it. Yeah. Good!Copy !req
802. Okay, walk for me, talk for me.
Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
803. Okay, give me hot and sexy.Copy !req
804. Can you do it? You can. Oh, boy.
Show me some teeth. Come on.Copy !req
805. I bet the girls like you, huh?
Do the girls?Copy !req
806. Do the guys?
Bet they both do, huh?Copy !req
807. What about the animals?
They like you? That's it, more!Copy !req
808. Yeah, come on! You're big, you're big.
All right, destroy me. Destroy me!Copy !req
809. Yeah! Destroy me.
Yeah, yeah! Give it, give it!Copy !req
810. Venkman, we need
to talk. Come on.Copy !req
811. I've worked with better.
But not many. Thank you.Copy !req
812. John, thanks.Copy !req
813. Hey. Hey, you finished?
Yeah, I'm finished here.Copy !req
814. Are you all right?
What?Copy !req
815. I mean, you're not coming
down with something?Copy !req
816. Me?Copy !req
817. Dana. Your prince.Copy !req
818. Oh, no.Copy !req
819. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
820. She cleaned.Copy !req
821. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
822. Shh. He's asleep.
Come here.Copy !req
823. So what happened with my apartment?
Well,Copy !req
824. the guys spent
the whole night there.Copy !req
825. They went through all your things,
your personal stuff,Copy !req
826. they tried on some of your clothes,
made some long-distance phone calls,Copy !req
827. cleaned out the fridge.
Did they find anything?Copy !req
828. They found a little bit
of that pink slime.Copy !req
829. Oh, God. Well, what am
I supposed to do now?Copy !req
830. You are supposed to get
dressed and get crazy with meCopy !req
831. on the streets of Manhattan.
I don't think—Copy !req
832. This is exactly what you need.
I have got you a babysitter.Copy !req
833. The whole thing's wired.
I don't think we should go on a date.Copy !req
834. You know, and I can't leave
Oscar in a strange placeCopy !req
835. with a strange person.Copy !req
836. Strange person? Janine
Melnitz, from my staff.Copy !req
837. Janine has
experience babysitting?Copy !req
838. Here.Copy !req
839. Thank you.Copy !req
840. I've also brought some things
from your apartment.Copy !req
841. Some wardrobe choices. A couple
of provocative ensembles in here.Copy !req
842. I'll leave it up to you.
Okay, but after dinner.Copy !req
843. Don't put any of those old
cheap moves on me, okay?Copy !req
844. No, no, no.
It's different.Copy !req
845. I have all new cheap moves.Copy !req
846. Hey, you. Hey, you.Copy !req
847. It looks like you're awake,
huh? You're awake.Copy !req
848. Yes, Osco.Copy !req
849. You're gonna have the whole place
to yourself tonight, pal.Copy !req
850. It's gonna be pretty neat.Copy !req
851. I got some Laura Antonelli
tapes if you wanna watch them.Copy !req
852. Dana, did you see
some shirts hereCopy !req
853. in the floor-bed area?
Yeah, I put them in the hamper.Copy !req
854. I have a hamper?
Yeah, it's in the bathroom.Copy !req
855. Neat.Copy !req
856. Will you tell me next time you're
gonna do that, though, please?Copy !req
857. Well, I thought they were dirty.Copy !req
858. I have more than two grades
of laundry, okay?Copy !req
859. There's not just clean and dirty.
There are many subtle levels, okay?Copy !req
860. You hang this outside
the window for 20 minutes,Copy !req
861. it's perfectly fine.Copy !req
862. Interesting role model
for you, Oscar, huh?Copy !req
863. Well, they couldn't get to you
until after the New Year.Copy !req
864. Well, just don't go in there.Copy !req
865. Louis, I'm closing up!Copy !req
866. Well, should I take the subway
or the surface roads?Copy !req
867. Or what? It's kind of busy...
Well, I'm walking. Good night.Copy !req
868. Well, now.
Well, well, hang on, now.Copy !req
869. Do you maybe wanna—?
No, no.Copy !req
870. Do you wanna have
something to eat with me?Copy !req
871. Well, yeah, I'd love that.Copy !req
872. But I told Dr. Venkman
I'd babysit for him.Copy !req
873. Oh, well...
Do you wanna babysit with me?Copy !req
874. Okay. I would.
Great. His place at 8.Copy !req
875. Bye.
His place at 8. All right.Copy !req
876. I can get his address from the W2—
Hey, buddy. Move it!Copy !req
877. We were right, Ray. Multi-planar
Kirlian emanations.Copy !req
878. Yeah, well, here's your
next month's cover of Go.Copy !req
879. Check out the aura
on this sucker.Copy !req
880. Now, there's definitely
a living presence there.Copy !req
881. We should get a deeper look.Copy !req
882. Why don't I run this wider shot
through the spectral analyzer.Copy !req
883. Good, I'll try turning
up the roentgens.Copy !req
884. So, what do you think?
Chinese?Copy !req
885. How about Thai?
No, it's too spicy.Copy !req
886. Greek?
Mexican?Copy !req
887. Pizza.
Thin or thick?Copy !req
888. Chicago.Copy !req
889. What the hell is that?Copy !req
890. I know what it is.Copy !req
891. I've seen it before.
Where?Copy !req
892. When you guys had me dangling
like a worm on a hookCopy !req
893. a hundred feet
below First Avenue.Copy !req
894. That's the river of slime.Copy !req
895. REY -Copy !req
896. We need a blanket or
a hose or something.Copy !req
897. Get out.Copy !req
898. Why is this closed?Copy !req
899. Winston! Winston!Copy !req
900. Fire!
Back away, back away.Copy !req
901. What are we gonna do,
put our heads in the toilet?Copy !req
902. Taxi!Copy !req
903. Pete, it's great that you're here.
We've got incredible news.Copy !req
904. Wait a minute.
Can I have one try?Copy !req
905. All-you-can-eat barbecue rib
night at the Sizzler?Copy !req
906. No. We analyzed the photos you took
of Vigo. The spectrogram showsCopy !req
907. a river of slime flowing behind him.
Like the one I saw underground.Copy !req
908. We're going into the subway and sewer system
to see if we can trace the source of the flow.Copy !req
909. Yeah, come on. Change
your clothes. We'll wait for you.Copy !req
910. Yeah, Egon thinks there might even
be a tremendous breeding surgeCopy !req
911. in the cockroach population.
Hi, boys. What's up?Copy !req
912. Hi.Copy !req
913. Hi.Copy !req
914. Dana, the guys are going down into
the sewer to check for slime stuff.Copy !req
915. And Egon thinks there may even be
a huge surge in cockroach breeding.Copy !req
916. Wanna blow off this dinner
thing and go with them?Copy !req
917. Taxi!Copy !req
918. Women, huh?Copy !req
919. Will you watch your step?Copy !req
920. I hate this.Copy !req
921. According to this old transit map, there
should be an entrance along here somewhere.Copy !req
922. I'm not getting anything yet.Copy !req
923. Well, at least it's too dark
to see the cockroaches.Copy !req
924. Forget about cockroaches. It's the
subway rats you gotta worry about.Copy !req
925. Big as beavers.Copy !req
926. Yeah, some of them
go 4 or 5 kilos.Copy !req
927. Hey, hey. Enough, all right?Copy !req
928. Listen. You can hear
them behind the walls,Copy !req
929. scratching. There must
be thousands of them.Copy !req
930. Just shut up about the rats.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
931. Hello!Copy !req
932. Hey!Copy !req
933. Hello!Copy !req
934. Winston.Copy !req
935. Okay, I'm out of here.Copy !req
936. They're gone.Copy !req
937. What the—?Copy !req
938. Before we go any further, I think
we should get our proton packs.Copy !req
939. Good idea.Copy !req
940. What's that?
What's what?Copy !req
941. Sounds like a train.Copy !req
942. Uh-uh. These lines have been
abandoned for 50 years.Copy !req
943. Oh.Copy !req
944. Probably in one of
the tunnels above us.Copy !req
945. I don't know.Copy !req
946. It sounds awfully close to me.Copy !req
947. I think that was the old New
York Central, City of Albany.Copy !req
948. Derailed in 1920,
killed hundreds of people.Copy !req
949. Did you catch the number
on the locomotive?Copy !req
950. Sorry. I missed it.Copy !req
951. Something's trying to
stop us. We must be close.Copy !req
952. Where's Ray?Copy !req
953. R?
ay Ray?Copy !req
954. R!
ay Ray?Copy !req
955. Ray? Ray.Copy !req
956. Guys!Copy !req
957. What? Oh- Sorry. I found it.Copy !req
958. Right here. There's a hole.
Let's go.Copy !req
959. Hey, fellas, what about the packs?
What about the packs?Copy !req
960. Unbelievable.Copy !req
961. Uh-huh. Did I tell you?
I wasn't lying, was I?Copy !req
962. You know how much negative energy it must
have taken to generate a flow this size?Copy !req
963. New York, what a town.Copy !req
964. All right.
Let's see how deep it is.Copy !req
965. Get a sounding.
Yeah.Copy !req
966. All right, 6 feet.Copy !req
967. Twelve feet.
Twelve?Copy !req
968. Something's pulling it.
Hold on!Copy !req
969. Well, I'm trying to hold it.
Ray, help him.Copy !req
970. Give me a hand. Give me a hand!
Ray, help.Copy !req
971. It's got ahold of him.
Get his belt off!Copy !req
972. I can't hold it!
Wait, wait, hold—Copy !req
973. A toast to the most charming,Copy !req
974. kindest—
Oh, it's me.Copy !req
975. It's you.
And most unusual manCopy !req
976. I've ever broken up with.Copy !req
977. Speaking of breaking up
with neat guys,Copy !req
978. why did you dump me?
I didn't dump you. I wasCopy !req
979. protecting myself.Copy !req
980. I mean, you weren't very
good for me, you know.Copy !req
981. You know that, don't you?Copy !req
982. Heck, I'm not even good for me.Copy !req
983. You're much better than you realize.
You don't give yourself enough credit.Copy !req
984. I need to hear that kind of stuff.
If I had this kind of supportCopy !req
985. on a 24-hour-a-day basis,
I could whip myself into shapeCopy !req
986. by the end of this century.Copy !req
987. Well, why don't you just give me
a jingle in the year 2000.Copy !req
988. Why don't I give you
a jingle right now?Copy !req
989. So the seven little dwarves had a limited
partnership in a small mining operation.Copy !req
990. And one day a beautiful princess
came to live with them.Copy !req
991. They bartered housekeeping
services for room and board.Copy !req
992. Which was a real good deal, because they didn't have
to withhold social security or income tax or nothing.Copy !req
993. Which you're really not supposed to do, you
see, but for the purposes of this story...Copy !req
994. It really is a great place.Copy !req
995. I mean, it needs
a woman's touch,Copy !req
996. but I think it looks really
good. You know—Copy !req
997. Shh. Bedtime.Copy !req
998. You're very good with children.Copy !req
999. Thanks. I practiced
on my hamster.Copy !req
1000. So you live alone?Copy !req
1001. I used to have a roommate,
but my mom moved to Florida.Copy !req
1002. Why don't you come over
here and sit with me.Copy !req
1003. Okay.Copy !req
1004. So you wanna play Boggle
or Super Mario Brothers?Copy !req
1005. You know...Copy !req
1006. I think motherhood's
a very natural instinct.Copy !req
1007. I'd like a child myself.Copy !req
1008. Would you?Copy !req
1009. Tonight?Copy !req
1010. Nice going, Ra)'-Copy !req
1011. What are you trying to do,
drown me?Copy !req
1012. Oh, Yeah, Zeddmore,
like it was my fault.Copy !req
1013. You were too stupid not
to drop that plumb line!Copy !req
1014. Stupid? You better watch your
mouth or I'll punch your lights out.Copy !req
1015. Yeah! Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1016. Come on! Well, anytime!Copy !req
1017. It's go time, man.
I want you bad!Copy !req
1018. Come on!Copy !req
1019. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1020. Stop, stop. Get your
clothes off, quick. Strip.Copy !req
1021. Oh, dear. Ray, what were we
doing? I was ready to kill you.Copy !req
1022. It's this stuff. It's like pure,
concentrated evil.Copy !req
1023. And it's all flowing
right to this spot.Copy !req
1024. You sure this is it?
Yeah, he said Armand's.Copy !req
1025. Excuse me—
It's all right. We'll look in the back.Copy !req
1026. Venkman!Copy !req
1027. Hey, Venkman!Copy !req
1028. Please leave. You cannot—
Get out of my restaurant!Copy !req
1029. It was absolutely incredible!
The greatest tangible evidenceCopy !req
1030. of psychic energy in 100 years.Copy !req
1031. You're disturbing our guests!
This is an emergency. One second.Copy !req
1032. Boys, you're scaring the straights, okay?
ls there any way we can do this tomorrow?Copy !req
1033. No, this won't wait until tomorrow,
Venkman. It's hot and it's ready to pop.Copy !req
1034. Yeah. It's all over the city, Pete.
Under it, actually.Copy !req
1035. Rivers of this stuff.
It's all flowing right to the museum.Copy !req
1036. Yeah, the museum!Copy !req
1037. Look what he got all over me!
What is this stuff?Copy !req
1038. Sorry.
Oh, God. You mean my museum?Copy !req
1039. I was gonna tell you between the
dessert and the cheese course.Copy !req
1040. There they are!
You can never go back there.Copy !req
1041. You're gonna have to find a new job.
Psychomagnotheric plasma.Copy !req
1042. It affects behavior. We were fighting.
We were in a fight.Copy !req
1043. He had him by the throat...Copy !req
1044. I'm glad they're here.
We gotta see the mayor.Copy !req
1045. Oh, Ghostbusters!
How you doing?Copy !req
1046. Hey, guys,
come right this way.Copy !req
1047. You guys got another one of those proton
packs? My kid brother really wants one.Copy !req
1048. The proton pack is not a toy.
I guess he's right.Copy !req
1049. Ah.Copy !req
1050. Dana, we were just
babysitting, honest.Copy !req
1051. And we watched some TV and had something to
eat and then and one thing led to another.Copy !req
1052. I know what you were doing.
I didn't know anything would happen.Copy !req
1053. Hi, Dana.
How was your date?Copy !req
1054. It wasn't a date, it was just dinner.
Well, where's Peter?Copy !req
1055. He was arrested.Copy !req
1056. typical.Copy !req
1057. Did he call?
No, no. Nobody called.Copy !req
1058. Well, how's Oscar?
Is he all right?Copy !req
1059. Oh, he's fine. Such a good baby.Copy !req
1060. He was a little fussy at first,Copy !req
1061. then we just gave him some
French bread pizza,Copy !req
1062. passed right out.Copy !req
1063. Good. Good. Well, I'll just
give him a look-see.Copy !req
1064. So you think we should go?
Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
1065. I don't think we should
leave her alone.Copy !req
1066. You're right. Let's stay.Copy !req
1067. Lenny! Big man!
Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1068. Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
1069. What is this?
A slumber party?Copy !req
1070. That's what we're
here to talk about.Copy !req
1071. Look, I don't wanna hear
anything about it.Copy !req
1072. You've got two minutes.
Make it good.Copy !req
1073. Well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's
a great pleasure to see you again.Copy !req
1074. We'd like to say that almost 50 percent
of us voted for you in the last election.Copy !req
1075. I appreciate that.
I'm just sorry we always meetCopy !req
1076. under these circumstances.Copy !req
1077. Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because
a psychomagnotheric slime flowCopy !req
1078. of immense proportions
is building up beneath the city.Copy !req
1079. Psycho-what?
Psychomagnotheric.Copy !req
1080. Big word.
Negative human emotionsCopy !req
1081. are materializing in the form
of a viscous, psychoreactive plasmCopy !req
1082. with explosive
supernormal potential.Copy !req
1083. Does anybody speak English here?Copy !req
1084. Yeah, Your Honor, what we're
trying to tell you is, like,Copy !req
1085. all the bad feelings, I mean,
all the hate, the anger and violenceCopy !req
1086. of this city is turning
into this sludge.Copy !req
1087. I didn't believe it at first either,
but we just went for a swim in it,Copy !req
1088. and we ended up
almost killing each other.Copy !req
1089. This is insane! I mean, do we
really have to listen to this?Copy !req
1090. Can't you stop your lips from
flapping for two little minutes'?Copy !req
1091. Lenny, have you been out
on the street lately?Copy !req
1092. Do you know how weird it is out there?
We've taken our own head count.Copy !req
1093. There seem to be 3 million
completely miserable assholesCopy !req
1094. living in the Tri-State area.
Oh, please.Copy !req
1095. I beg your pardon.
3 million and one.Copy !req
1096. What budgie-brain here doesn't realize
is that if we don't do something fast,Copy !req
1097. this whole place is gonna blow
like a frog on a hot plate.Copy !req
1098. Yeah, right.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1099. Go on television
and tell 10 million peopleCopy !req
1100. they have to be nice
to each other?Copy !req
1101. Being miserable and treating
other people like dirtCopy !req
1102. is every New Yorker's
God-given right.Copy !req
1103. Your two minutes are up.
Good night, gentlemen.Copy !req
1104. Wait.
You're making a mistake, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
1105. A very newsworthy mistake. The Times
is gonna be interested in this,Copy !req
1106. and you know The Post—
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, now...Copy !req
1107. "Mayor Drowns
in River of Slime."Copy !req
1108. "Times Square Slime."
"Slime Square."Copy !req
1109. Fine. Now, before you go running
off to the newspapers with this,Copy !req
1110. would you consider telling this slime
business to some of our people downtown?Copy !req
1111. It's gotta be done
right away.Copy !req
1112. Well, it's gonna come back!Copy !req
1113. This city's in danger!
The whole state! The world!Copy !req
1114. All we wanna do is help!
I'm warning you.Copy !req
1115. The mayor wants them kept under strict
observation for the next few days.Copy !req
1116. We think they're seriously disturbed
and potentially dangerous.Copy !req
1117. Well, we'll do whatever's necessary.
Thank you, doctor.Copy !req
1118. I await the word of Vigo.Copy !req
1119. I, Vigo,Copy !req
1120. the scourge of Carpathia,
No, you told me this, the scourge.Copy !req
1121. The sorrow of Moldavia,
Sorrows, I've heard all of this, yes.Copy !req
1122. Command you.
Command me, lord.Copy !req
1123. The season of evil begins
with the birth of the new year.Copy !req
1124. Good.Copy !req
1125. Bring me the child,
that I might live again.Copy !req
1126. Yes!Copy !req
1127. Lord Vigo...Copy !req
1128. I was wondering.Copy !req
1129. This woman, Dana,
is fine and strong.Copy !req
1130. Now...Copy !req
1131. If I was toCopy !req
1132. bring the baby,Copy !req
1133. could I have that woman?Copy !req
1134. So be it.Copy !req
1135. On this day of darkness,
she will be ours.Copy !req
1136. Wife to you and mother to me.Copy !req
1137. Yes!Copy !req
1138. Thank you, lord!
Thank you.Copy !req
1139. I mean, is she the killer or what?
No, that's Rita Hayworth.Copy !req
1140. She was married to Citizen Kane
while they were doing this thing.Copy !req
1141. Right after they finished, she dumped
him for some polo player. Thanks.Copy !req
1142. I don't know why beautiful women love
horses so much. Do you love horses?Copy !req
1143. No.
You really don't have to stay.Copy !req
1144. I'm sure Peter will
be back soon.Copy !req
1145. Oh, we don't mind.Copy !req
1146. Can you see okay?Copy !req
1147. Yep.Copy !req
1148. Oscar?Copy !req
1149. Oh, God!Copy !req
1150. Oscar!Copy !req
1151. Louis!Copy !req
1152. What?
It's Oscar!Copy !req
1153. Oscar.
Call 911 right now!Copy !req
1154. Oscar.Copy !req
1155. Oh, no.Copy !req
1156. Oh, God. No!Copy !req
1157. No!Copy !req
1158. It was a ghost!
No.Copy !req
1159. No, that was Janosz.
What?Copy !req
1160. He took him.
What? What's happening?Copy !req
1161. What should we do?
Where's the baby?Copy !req
1162. The museum!Copy !req
1163. Where are you going?
I've gotta get my baby!Copy !req
1164. We gotta find the guys.Copy !req
1165. As I explained before,Copy !req
1166. we think the spirit of a
17th-century Moldavian tyrantCopy !req
1167. is alive and well in a painting
at the Manhattan Museum of Art.Copy !req
1168. And are there any other paintings in
the museum with bad spirits in them?Copy !req
1169. You're wasting valuable time.
He's drawing strength fromCopy !req
1170. a psychomagnotheric slime flow that's
been collecting under the city.Copy !req
1171. Yes, tell me about the slime.
It's very potent stuff.Copy !req
1172. We made a toaster
dance with it.Copy !req
1173. And a bathtub tried
to eat his friend's baby.Copy !req
1174. A bathtub?Copy !req
1175. Don't look at me. I think these
people are completely nuts.Copy !req
1176. Oscar.Copy !req
1177. Sweetheart.Copy !req
1178. I thought I'd lost you,
that I'd never see you again.Copy !req
1179. On, baby.Copy !req
1180. Hello, Dana.
I thought that you might come.Copy !req
1181. You stay away from us,
Janosz. I mean it.Copy !req
1182. Oh, don't worry.
He will not be harmed.Copy !req
1183. He has been chosenCopy !req
1184. to be the vessel
of the spirit of Vigo.Copy !req
1185. And you will be the mother
of the ruler of the world.Copy !req
1186. Doesn't that sound nice?Copy !req
1187. No, it sounds ludicrous.Copy !req
1188. You stay away from him.
I mean it.Copy !req
1189. Well, I don't think we have
choice here, yes? Take a look.Copy !req
1190. It's not Gainsborough's
Blue Boy there, huh?Copy !req
1191. He is Vigo.Copy !req
1192. I don't care who he is.Copy !req
1193. You're not gonna
take my baby.Copy !req
1194. Oscar!Copy !req
1195. Oh, you bastard!Copy !req
1196. Is this a big dinosaur
or a little dinosaur?Copy !req
1197. A skeleton?
Which way was it heading?Copy !req
1198. Wait a sec. What was
chasing you in the park?Copy !req
1199. The park bench
was chasing you?Copy !req
1200. I see.
What?Copy !req
1201. Wait a second.Copy !req
1202. Lieutenant, I think you better
talk to this guy.Copy !req
1203. I'm busy here.Copy !req
1204. It's some dock supervisor
down at Pier 34.Copy !req
1205. What's the problem?Copy !req
1206. He says the Titanic just arrived.Copy !req
1207. Well, better late than never.Copy !req
1208. We're swamped. We've had more than
3000 calls since midnight last night.Copy !req
1209. We've got every man in uniform on
the streets and I'm still shorthanded.Copy !req
1210. We've got meter maids
chasing ghosts all over midtown.Copy !req
1211. There's this shell thing over the Manhattan
Museum of Art. We can't make a dent.Copy !req
1212. Have you tried dynamite?
We've tried everything.Copy !req
1213. What the hell's going on?
It's pandemonium out there.Copy !req
1214. I know. We're working on it.
Great. While you're working on it,Copy !req
1215. I'm going down in history as
the mayor who let New YorkCopy !req
1216. get sucked down
into the 10th level of hell.Copy !req
1217. All right. We've got no choice.
Call the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1218. Wait!Copy !req
1219. Now, I'm sure
there's another way.Copy !req
1220. Jack, I spent an hour last night in my
bedroom talking to Fiorello La Guardia,Copy !req
1221. and he's been dead for 40 years.Copy !req
1222. Now, where are
the Ghostbusters?Copy !req
1223. They're not available.Copy !req
1224. What do you mean,
they're not available?Copy !req
1225. Well, I had them committed to the
psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.Copy !req
1226. You what?
They threatened to go to the press.Copy !req
1227. I was protecting your interests.Copy !req
1228. Yeah? Well, you can stop
protecting my interests.Copy !req
1229. You have exactly three minutes
to clear out. You're fired!Copy !req
1230. But the election—Copy !req
1231. Remove this man.
You're making a mistake.Copy !req
1232. And get me the Ghostbusters!
Mr. Mayor, come take a look at this.Copy !req
1233. Wow.Copy !req
1234. What is it?Copy !req
1235. Have you ever seen
anything like that?Copy !req
1236. Somebody get me the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1237. Then he put the baby in a carriage
and then levitated away.Copy !req
1238. Where did Dana go?Copy !req
1239. She was going to the museum
to get the baby back.Copy !req
1240. Then there was an eclipse. The whole
town went dark and everybody's nuts.Copy !req
1241. It all fits. Vigo wants in
on the 21st century.Copy !req
1242. He needs a human body to
inhabit. Little Oscar must be it.Copy !req
1243. And I bet we're the
only ones who can help.Copy !req
1244. You bet we are.Copy !req
1245. It looks like a giant Jell-O mold.Copy !req
1246. I hate Jell-O.Copy !req
1247. Oh, come on. There's
always room for Jell-O.Copy !req
1248. Soon it will be midnight and the
city will be mine and Vigo's.Copy !req
1249. Well, mainly Vigo's.Copy !req
1250. Dana.Copy !req
1251. You and I have this terrific opportunity
to make the best of this relationship.Copy !req
1252. We don't have a relationship.Copy !req
1253. I know! Marry me, Dana.Copy !req
1254. Together we will raise
Vigo as our son.Copy !req
1255. And let me tell you
something here.Copy !req
1256. There are many perks in being
the mother of a living god.Copy !req
1257. I'm sure we could get
a magnificent apartment,Copy !req
1258. a car, free parking.Copy !req
1259. Many marriages begin with a
certain amount of distance.Copy !req
1260. Yet I think that perhaps
you and I could learn...Copy !req
1261. to love each other?Copy !req
1262. Yes.Copy !req
1263. I could learn.Copy !req
1264. Pull them.Copy !req
1265. Full neutronas.Copy !req
1266. Let's cook!Copy !req
1267. Save them.Copy !req
1268. That slime wall
is pulsing with evil.Copy !req
1269. It would take a tremendous amount
of positive energy to crack that shellCopy !req
1270. and I seriously doubt that there's enough
goodwill left in this town to do it.Copy !req
1271. I just can't believe things have gotten so
bad in this city that there's no way back.Copy !req
1272. I mean, sure, it's dirty, it's
crowded, it's polluted, it's noisy,Copy !req
1273. and there's people all around who'd just
as soon step on your face as look at you.Copy !req
1274. But come on!Copy !req
1275. There gotta be a few sparks of sweet
humanity left in this burned-out burg.Copy !req
1276. We just have to figure out
a way to mobilize it.Copy !req
1277. He's right. We need something that everyone
in this town can get behind. We need—Copy !req
1278. A symbol.Copy !req
1279. Something that appeals to the
best in each and every one of us.Copy !req
1280. Something good.Copy !req
1281. Something decent.Copy !req
1282. Something pure.Copy !req
1283. Kind of makes you
wonder, doesn't it?Copy !req
1284. Wonder what?Copy !req
1285. Whether she's naked
under that toga.Copy !req
1286. She's French. You know that.Copy !req
1287. Got it.Copy !req
1288. Ready with the speakers, Ray.
Slime blowers ready.Copy !req
1289. Okay. Internal audio set.
Internal electric set.Copy !req
1290. Slime blower primed and set.Copy !req
1291. Ooh, good slime. Good slime. Winston,
is our slime in a good mood tonight?Copy !req
1292. I hope so. She's a
lot bigger than a toaster.Copy !req
1293. All yours, Venkman. Let's go.
Thank you.Copy !req
1294. Testing, one, two, testing. Hey, how many of you
people here tonight are a national monument?Copy !req
1295. Would you raise your hand, please.
Oh, hello, miss.Copy !req
1296. Let's frost it.
It's slime time.Copy !req
1297. Beautiful.Copy !req
1298. Pilot controls are ready.Copy !req
1299. All right. It's getting late. It's
almost midnight. Let's go, Venkman.Copy !req
1300. Here's something off the request
line from Liberty Island!Copy !req
1301. We gonna squeeze some New Year's
juice from you, Big Apple.Copy !req
1302. Man, I can't wait to see people's
faces when we come onshore.Copy !req
1303. This should really get the city's
positive energy flowing.Copy !req
1304. Keep kicking, Libby.
You make this work,Copy !req
1305. we'll pop for a weekend in Vegas
with the Jolly Green Giant.Copy !req
1306. You look fantastic in this.Copy !req
1307. I was born to wear this stuff.Copy !req
1308. Boy, this equipment is heavy.Copy !req
1309. It's a love-fest, New York!Copy !req
1310. Sing it out!
Come on!Copy !req
1311. Come on, you sing!Copy !req
1312. We're running out of time, Ray.
Can't you go any faster?Copy !req
1313. I'm afraid the vibrations
will shake her to pieces.Copy !req
1314. We should have padded her feet.
They don't make Nikes in her size.Copy !req
1315. Don't worry. She's tough.
She's a harbor chick!Copy !req
1316. Sorry! My fault!Copy !req
1317. Happy New Year.Copy !req
1318. Stay fit. Keep sharp.
Make good decisions.Copy !req
1319. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good.Copy !req
1320. Okay.Copy !req
1321. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
1322. Okay, but I didn't know
you had your license.Copy !req
1323. Four minutes to go, and thenCopy !req
1324. party times.Copy !req
1325. It's happening-Copy !req
1326. It's really happening.Copy !req
1327. No. No!Copy !req
1328. Go away from here!Copy !req
1329. I love you when you roughhouse!
Hit it, Mama!Copy !req
1330. Drop the hammer on her!
Go! Do it now!Copy !req
1331. Oscar, look.
Go away!Copy !req
1332. Don't know who that is?
Happy New Year.Copy !req
1333. He's Vigo! You are like
the buzzing of flies to him!Copy !req
1334. Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong
horse. Will you hose him, please?Copy !req
1335. Hose him.Copy !req
1336. One down.
On the ground.Copy !req
1337. Boy, am I glad to see you.
Oh, Oscar. Oscar.Copy !req
1338. Is he dead?Copy !req
1339. Uh-uh. This slime
is positively charged.Copy !req
1340. He'll wake up feeling
like a million bucks.Copy !req
1341. Whoa, this gentleman
is a little bit ripe.Copy !req
1342. That's all right, my friend.
I think I had an accident too.Copy !req
1343. Get him away!Copy !req
1344. Get a knife or something!
We gotta cut her out of this!Copy !req
1345. Okay.Copy !req
1346. All right. Now, listen. You gotta
stay right here. Don't move.Copy !req
1347. Uncle Pete's gotta go help your mom for a second.
You stay here and don't say anything, okay?Copy !req
1348. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1349. Hold it right there, deadhead!Copy !req
1350. You want a baby? Go ahead and
knock up some willing hellhound.Copy !req
1351. Otherwise, I'm giving you three to get
back in that painting where you belong.Copy !req
1352. One!Copy !req
1353. Two.Copy !req
1354. Three!Copy !req
1355. You got him! You got him!Copy !req
1356. That was really stupid.Copy !req
1357. Ray, can you move?Copy !req
1358. No. Are you okay?Copy !req
1359. No.Copy !req
1360. Venkman, how are you?Copy !req
1361. I'm fine.Copy !req
1362. No.Copy !req
1363. No! Oscar.Copy !req
1364. Please, do something!Copy !req
1365. Not so fast, Vigo!Copy !req
1366. Hey, Vigo!Copy !req
1367. Yeah, you.
The bimbo with the baby.Copy !req
1368. Didn't anybody tell you
the big-shoulder look is out?Copy !req
1369. You know, I have met
some dumb blonds in my life,Copy !req
1370. but you take the taco, pal.Copy !req
1371. Only a Carpathian
would come back to life nowCopy !req
1372. and choose New York.Copy !req
1373. Tasty pick, bonehead!Copy !req
1374. If you had brain one in that
huge melon on top of your neck,Copy !req
1375. you would be living
the sweet lifeCopy !req
1376. out in Southern California's
beautiful San Fernando Valley.Copy !req
1377. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
1378. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
1379. Now we become one.Copy !req
1380. Where's that singing coming from?
People outside.Copy !req
1381. Excuse me. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1382. Wow.Copy !req
1383. I'm here with you, guys.Copy !req
1384. He's weakening! The singing
is neutralizing the slime!Copy !req
1385. I can move!Copy !req
1386. Oscar!Copy !req
1387. Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
1388. It's okay.Copy !req
1389. He's back in the painting!Copy !req
1390. All right, go find a shady spot.Copy !req
1391. Vigie, Vigie, Vigie.
You have been a bad monkey.Copy !req
1392. Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster.
Could you move, please?Copy !req
1393. REY -
REY -Copy !req
1394. No!Copy !req
1395. I, Ray and Vigo,
shall rule the Earth!Copy !req
1396. NOW! Be gone, you pitiful half-men!Copy !req
1397. I did it! I did it!
That was great!Copy !req
1398. I'm a Ghostbuster!
llovediflCopy !req
1399. You all right?
Come on, get up. Let's get this off.Copy !req
1400. Here.Copy !req
1401. Here we go.Copy !req
1402. How do you feel?
Groovy.Copy !req
1403. You all right?
Yes. Thank you, Peter.Copy !req
1404. Spread out, shorty.Copy !req
1405. I love you guys.Copy !req
1406. I love all you guys.
Great, Ray.Copy !req
1407. And I love Venkman.
Uh-huh. Let's go.Copy !req
1408. We gotta live with this?
Real friendship.Copy !req
1409. Yeah.Copy !req
1410. Sir, are you all right?Copy !req
1411. Why am I drippings with goo?Copy !req
1412. You had a violent, prolonged,
transformative psychic episode.Copy !req
1413. Sorry we had to hose you there, but
you were kind of out of control.Copy !req
1414. Hey, man,Copy !req
1415. let me tell you something.Copy !req
1416. I love you.Copy !req
1417. Yes?
Yeah.Copy !req
1418. Well, I love you too.Copy !req
1419. Wow.Copy !req
1420. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
1421. You wanna take a look at this?Copy !req
1422. Wow.Copy !req
1423. Early Renaissance, I think.Copy !req
1424. Raphael or Piero della Francesca.Copy !req
1425. No, I believe it's one
of the Fettuccines.Copy !req