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2. Here, you can
take this ticket!
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3. You can have this ticket and keep it!
I'm not paying that ticket!
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4. Jesus! Why don't you watch
where you're going!
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5. Then I want you to go
downstairs to the cellar
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6. and check the water under the boiler.
I wanna do that today, all right!
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7. Could you do that?
Would you mind giving me a hand?
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8. I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett,
I'm the building superintendent.
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9. You're also a human being.
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10. It's not my job, but what the
hell, I'll do you a favor.
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11. Listen, when are you gonna get around to
fixing the radiator in the baby's room?
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12. You know, I asked you last week.
Didn't I do that?
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13. Well, it's getting really
cold in there. I...
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14. Okay, well,
it's no problem.
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15. Hey!
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16. Hey, stop that carriage!
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17. Get it! Stop!
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18. That's my baby!
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19. Watch out!
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20. Jesus!
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21. Oscar, watch out!
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22. My God!
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23. Please!
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24. Stop that carriage!
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25. How many of them are there?
Fourteen. They're in here.
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26. I hope you can handle it.
It's been like a nightmare.
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27. How big are they?
Four feet.
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28. Hey, kids, listen up!
Listen up! Look who's here!
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29. Hey!
Boo!
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30. How you doing, kids?
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31. I thought it was
gonna be He-Man.
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32. Yeah.
Hey, hey, I know.
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33. Why don't we all sit down
and we'll have fun.
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34. Yeah!
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35. You know, my dad says
you guys are full of crap.
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36. Jason.
Well, some people have trouble
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37. believing in the paranormal.
No, he just says you're full of crap
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38. and that's why you
went out of business.
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39. Song.
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40. Come on, everybody!
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41. - He-Man!
- He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!
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42. Let's go get a beer, all right?
Yeah.
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43. Thank you. Call anytime.
Bye.
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44. Look, that's it.
I've had it, Ray.
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45. No more parties.
Here's your share.
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46. Look, I'm tired of taking abuse
from over privileged 9-year-olds.
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47. I know, Z, but we can't quit now.
The holidays are coming up.
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48. It's our best season.
Ray.
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49. Man, face it.
Ghostbusters doesn't exist.
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50. A year from now, those kids
won't even remember who we are.
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51. Ungrateful little yuppie larvae.
After all we did for this city.
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52. Yeah, we conjured up
a 100-foot marshmallow man,
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53. blew the top three floors
off an uptown high-rise,
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54. ended up getting sued
by every state, county
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55. and city agency in New York.
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56. Yeah, but what a ride.
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57. [Hr]
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58. —Right out into the middle of traffic
and I started really running after it.
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59. And then it just suddenly stopped,
right in the middle of the street.
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60. Mm-hm. And did anyone
else see this happen?
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61. Well, sure,
hundreds of people.
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62. Egon, I didn't
imagine this.
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63. I'm not saying you did. It's just in science,
we always look for the simplest explanation.
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64. We're ready, Dr. Spengler.
Good.
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65. We'll start with
the negative calibration.
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66. What are you working on, Egon?
Trying to determine
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67. whether human emotions actually
affect the physical environment.
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68. It's a theory Ray and I had when
we were still Ghostbusters.
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69. Can they see us?
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70. No. They think they're here
for marriage counseling.
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71. We kept them waiting
for two and a half hours.
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72. I've been gradually increasing
the temperature in the room.
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73. It's up to 95 degrees
at the moment.
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74. Now my assistant
has asked them
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75. if they'd mind waiting
another half-hour.
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76. Oh, good. Very good.
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77. Very, very nice.
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78. So, Egon, what do you think?
Excellent. Just excellent.
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79. Do the happiness
index next.
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80. I mean about the carriage.
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81. Well, I'd like to bring Ray in
on this, if you don't mind.
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82. Sure. Whatever you think.
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83. But not Venkman.
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84. Oh, no.
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85. Do you ever see him?
Occasionally.
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86. Peter? How is he these days?
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87. Well, he was
borderline for a while.
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88. Then he crossed
the border.
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89. Does he ever mention me?
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90. No.
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91. Oh. Well, we— We didn't
part on very good terms.
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92. And then we sort of lost track of
each other after I got married.
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93. We're ready for the affection test.
Good, send in the puppy, please.
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94. I thought of getting in touch with
him after my marriage ended, but...
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95. Oh.
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96. Isn't that sweet?
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97. I appreciate your doing this.
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98. Try not to worry.
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99. Here's my phone number.
You'll call me?
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100. Yes.
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101. I'd rather you didn't mention any of
this to Peter, if you don't mind.
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102. No, I won't. I won't.
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103. Thanks.
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104. Let's see what happens
when we take away the puppy.
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105. This— Gee, I don't know...
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106. —father encouraged...
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107. Hi. Welcome back
to World of the Psychic.
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108. I'm Peter Venkman.
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109. I'm chatting with my guest.
Author, lecturer and psychic,
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110. Milton Angland. Milt, your new book
is called The End of the World.
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111. Now, can you tell us
when it's gonna be,
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112. or do we have
to buy the book?
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113. Well, I predict that
the world will end
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114. at the stroke of midnight
on New Year's Eve.
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115. This year?
Mm-hm.
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116. Well, that's cutting it a little
bit close, isn't it? I mean...
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117. Just from a sales point of view, I
mean, your book is just coming out,
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118. you're not gonna see any
paperback sales for at least a year.
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119. It'll be at least another year before you
know whether you've got the mini-series
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120. or Movie of the Week kind of possibilities.
Just devil's advocate, Milty.
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121. I mean, shouldn't you have said, "Hey,
the world's gonna end in 1992"?
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122. Wait a minute. This is—
Or better yet, 1994.
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123. This is not just some
money-making scheme, all right?
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124. I have a strong
psychic belief...
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125. that the world will end
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126. on New Year's Eve.
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127. For your sake, I hope you're right.
Thank you.
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128. Okay, but I think my other guest
may disagree with you.
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129. Elaine.
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130. Now, you had
another date in mind.
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131. According to my source,
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132. the end of the world will be on
February 14th in the year 2016.
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133. Valentine's Day.
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134. Bummer.
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135. Where'd you get
your date, Elaine?
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136. I received this information
from an alien.
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137. As I told my husband,
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138. it was in the
Paramus Holiday Inn.
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139. I was having a drink
at the bar, alone,
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140. and this alien
approached me.
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