Ghostbusters II (1989)

1. [Hr]

2. Here, you can take this ticket!

3. You can have this ticket and keep it! I'm not paying that ticket!

4. Jesus! Why don't you watch where you're going!

5. Then I want you to go downstairs to the cellar

6. and check the water under the boiler. I wanna do that today, all right!

7. Could you do that? Would you mind giving me a hand?

8. I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett, I'm the building superintendent.

9. You're also a human being.

10. It's not my job, but what the hell, I'll do you a favor.

11. Listen, when are you gonna get around to fixing the radiator in the baby's room?

12. You know, I asked you last week. Didn't I do that?

13. Well, it's getting really cold in there. I...

14. Okay, well, it's no problem.

15. Hey!

16. Hey, stop that carriage!

17. Get it! Stop!

18. That's my baby!

19. Watch out!

20. Jesus!

21. Oscar, watch out!

22. My God!

23. Please!

24. Stop that carriage!

25. How many of them are there? Fourteen. They're in here.

26. I hope you can handle it. It's been like a nightmare.

27. How big are they? Four feet.

28. Hey, kids, listen up! Listen up! Look who's here!

29. Hey! Boo!

30. How you doing, kids?

31. I thought it was gonna be He-Man.

32. Yeah. Hey, hey, I know.

33. Why don't we all sit down and we'll have fun.

34. Yeah!

35. You know, my dad says you guys are full of crap.

36. Jason. Well, some people have trouble

37. believing in the paranormal. No, he just says you're full of crap

38. and that's why you went out of business.

39. Song.

40. Come on, everybody!

41. - He-Man! - He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!

42. Let's go get a beer, all right? Yeah.

43. Thank you. Call anytime. Bye.

44. Look, that's it. I've had it, Ray.

45. No more parties. Here's your share.

46. Look, I'm tired of taking abuse from over privileged 9-year-olds.

47. I know, Z, but we can't quit now. The holidays are coming up.

48. It's our best season. Ray.

49. Man, face it. Ghostbusters doesn't exist.

50. A year from now, those kids won't even remember who we are.

51. Ungrateful little yuppie larvae. After all we did for this city.

52. Yeah, we conjured up a 100-foot marshmallow man,

53. blew the top three floors off an uptown high-rise,

54. ended up getting sued by every state, county

55. and city agency in New York.

56. Yeah, but what a ride.

57. [Hr]

58. —Right out into the middle of traffic and I started really running after it.

59. And then it just suddenly stopped, right in the middle of the street.

60. Mm-hm. And did anyone else see this happen?

61. Well, sure, hundreds of people.

62. Egon, I didn't imagine this.

63. I'm not saying you did. It's just in science, we always look for the simplest explanation.

64. We're ready, Dr. Spengler. Good.

65. We'll start with the negative calibration.

66. What are you working on, Egon? Trying to determine

67. whether human emotions actually affect the physical environment.

68. It's a theory Ray and I had when we were still Ghostbusters.

69. Can they see us?

70. No. They think they're here for marriage counseling.

71. We kept them waiting for two and a half hours.

72. I've been gradually increasing the temperature in the room.

73. It's up to 95 degrees at the moment.

74. Now my assistant has asked them

75. if they'd mind waiting another half-hour.

76. Oh, good. Very good.

77. Very, very nice.

78. So, Egon, what do you think? Excellent. Just excellent.

79. Do the happiness index next.

80. I mean about the carriage.

81. Well, I'd like to bring Ray in on this, if you don't mind.

82. Sure. Whatever you think.

83. But not Venkman.

84. Oh, no.

85. Do you ever see him? Occasionally.

86. Peter? How is he these days?

87. Well, he was borderline for a while.

88. Then he crossed the border.

89. Does he ever mention me?

90. No.

91. Oh. Well, we— We didn't part on very good terms.

92. And then we sort of lost track of each other after I got married.

93. We're ready for the affection test. Good, send in the puppy, please.

94. I thought of getting in touch with him after my marriage ended, but...

95. Oh.

96. Isn't that sweet?

97. I appreciate your doing this.

98. Try not to worry.

99. Here's my phone number. You'll call me?

100. Yes.

101. I'd rather you didn't mention any of this to Peter, if you don't mind.

102. No, I won't. I won't.

103. Thanks.

104. Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.

105. This— Gee, I don't know...

106. —father encouraged...

107. Hi. Welcome back to World of the Psychic.

108. I'm Peter Venkman.

109. I'm chatting with my guest. Author, lecturer and psychic,

110. Milton Angland. Milt, your new book is called The End of the World.

111. Now, can you tell us when it's gonna be,

112. or do we have to buy the book?

113. Well, I predict that the world will end

114. at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

115. This year? Mm-hm.

116. Well, that's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it? I mean...

117. Just from a sales point of view, I mean, your book is just coming out,

118. you're not gonna see any paperback sales for at least a year.

119. It'll be at least another year before you know whether you've got the mini-series

120. or Movie of the Week kind of possibilities. Just devil's advocate, Milty.

121. I mean, shouldn't you have said, "Hey, the world's gonna end in 1992"?

122. Wait a minute. This is— Or better yet, 1994.

123. This is not just some money-making scheme, all right?

124. I have a strong psychic belief...

125. that the world will end

126. on New Year's Eve.

127. For your sake, I hope you're right. Thank you.

128. Okay, but I think my other guest may disagree with you.

129. Elaine.

130. Now, you had another date in mind.

131. According to my source,

132. the end of the world will be on February 14th in the year 2016.

133. Valentine's Day.

134. Bummer.

135. Where'd you get your date, Elaine?

136. I received this information from an alien.

137. As I told my husband,

138. it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn.

139. I was having a drink at the bar, alone,

140. and this alien approached me.

141. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink.

142. And then I think he must have used some kind of a ray

143. or a mind-control device,

144. because he forced me to follow him to his room.

145. And that's where...

146. he told me about the end of the world.

147. So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?

148. It might've been a room on the spacecraft

149. made up to look like a room at the Holiday Inn.

150. I can't be sure about that, Peter.

151. Of course not. And that is the whole problem with aliens,

152. is you just can't trust them.

153. Occasionally you meet a nice one: Starman, E.T.

154. But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard!

155. That's all the time we've got for this week on World of the Psychic.

156. Next week, though...

157. Give me Ira. Hairless pets.

158. Weird. Until then,

159. this is Peter Venkman, saying:

160. See you then. Bye.

161. Norman, where do you find these people?

162. Weren't we supposed to have the telekinetic guy who bends the spoons?

163. He canceled. This is the best we could do at such short notice.

164. Look, no respected psychic will come on the show.

165. They think you're a fraud. I am a fraud.

166. Mr. Mayor. Lenny. Lenny!

167. Pete Venkman. Can I help you?

168. Yeah, get your hand off me.

169. Thank you, I'm an old friend of the mayor's. I wanna say hello, give him a kiss.

170. I'm Jack Hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's assistant. I know who you are, Dr. Venkman.

171. I just don't see any ghosts anywhere.

172. That's why I wanted to talk to His Highness.

173. See, we did a little job for the city a while back and we got stifled on the bill

174. by some bureaucratic bookworm like yourself.

175. Look, you stay away from the mayor. He's running for governor next fall.

176. And the last thing we need is for him to be associated with two-bit frauds

177. and publicity hounds like you and your friends.

178. You know, I'm a voter.

179. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?

180. All right, yes. Now, I want you to put the Vigo in the arch.

181. Under the arch there.

182. Everything you're doing is bad.

183. I want you to know this.

184. You be careful there, all right?

185. No one listens to me.

186. Well, Dana, how are you doing?

187. How's this Bonington coming? It's coming along fine.

188. This mixture you gave me is working really well.

189. Yes? Well, I make pretty good cocktails, don't I?

190. Yes, you're doing really

191. quite good work there. Thank you.

192. It won't be long before you can assist me in...

193. more important restoration.

194. Just a— A white thing.

195. Well, thank you, Dr. Poha.

196. Janosz. Janosz.

197. Um, I've enjoyed working here,

198. but now that my baby's a little older, I'm gonna try to go back to the orchestra.

199. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that you will not— Be not here.

200. Well, could I say goodbye?

201. You know, maybe bring you to a brunch today?

202. Well, I can't today, I have an appointment. In fact, I'd better go.

203. I don't understand this. You know, every day I say, "Can you do something?"

204. You say, "No, I can't do something."

205. Do I have bad breath or something? Of course not.

206. All right. Well, I'll give you a rain check.

207. I think that she likes me.

208. No, I do. I truly do.

209. This one's interesting, Ray. Berlin, 1939.

210. A flower cart took off by itself, rolled half a kilometer.

211. Three hundred eyewitnesses. My best to the coven.

212. Berlin, huh? You know,

213. you should also check Duke University studies on controlled psychokinesis.

214. I pulled it. Perhaps you could you help me,

215. I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol

216. that I could spray on a certain Penthouse Pet

217. to obtain her total submission.

218. Hello, Venkman. Hi, Pete. How's it going?

219. Very well. Hi, Egon. How's school?

220. I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?

221. I think they're more interested in my epididymis.

222. Ray, let's close this place up so you can buy me a calzone.

223. I really can't do that right now, Pete. I'm working on something.

224. But your book came in.

225. Magical Paths to Fortune and Power. Thank you.

226. Good luck with that, Venkman.

227. Put this on my account, please? Sure.

228. Ray, take a look at this. Oh, yeah.

229. What are you guys working on?

230. Uh, well, we're just kind of... Ahem.

231. checking something out for an old friend.

232. Neat. Who?

233. Um...

234. Ray's Occult.

235. Seven o'clock on weekdays, midnight on Saturdays.

236. Thank you.

237. Who? Who?

238. Just someone we know. Oh.

239. Who?

240. I can't! No! No! No! Yes, you can. Who?

241. Nobody! Nobody! Can you tell me now?

242. I can't! Now?

243. Dana Barrett!

244. Ow.

245. My Dana Barrett?

246. I'll get it.

247. Hi, Dana. Hi, Ray.

248. How good to see you. Thanks for coming.

249. Hey, no problem. Always glad to help. And hug.

250. Hello, Dana. Hi, Egon.

251. Nice place.

252. Well, I know I'm just asking for the big hurt

253. but I thought I'd give us one more chance.

254. He tortured me. He pulled my ears.

255. Hello, Peter.

256. Hello, Dana.

257. So, what would you like to do first? We'd like to examine the baby.

258. Yeah, and anything associated with the baby, especially stuffed toys.

259. Then we'd like to see the buggy. All right. Can I put him here?

260. And wherever he sleeps. Yes.

261. This'll be fine. This okay?

262. That's fine. Okay.

263. We'll have to lay him down flat.

264. Okay, sweetheart, now they're gonna take a look at you.

265. We'll do a cursory medical examination.

266. What do you say? Gammel and Pross Infant Acuity Test?

267. Sounds good. We'll finish with an Apgar score.

268. It's nothing that's gonna hurt him, right?

269. No. No, I don't think so. He'll be fine.

270. You ever done this before? On a chimp.

271. So whatever happened to Mr. Right, anyway?

272. I heard he ditched you and ran off to Europe.

273. He didn't ditch me. We had some problems

274. and he got a very good job offer from an orchestra in London and he took it.

275. So he ditched you.

276. Okay. Subject is a male Caucasian,

277. approximately... Twenty_four inches

278. Twenty-four inches in length.

279. Subject weighs approximately 18 pounds and is about 8 months old.

280. Okay. Ocular?

281. Pupillary response normal.

282. Auditory.

283. Appears normal. Apillary reflex.

284. Appears to be ticklish. Yep. Baby ticklish.

285. You know, you'd have been better off marrying me.

286. You never asked me.

287. And whenever I brought it up, you'd get drowsy and fall asleep.

288. You never got it, Dana.

289. I'm a man. I'm sensitive.

290. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

291. It was when you started introducing me as "the old ball and chain."

292. That's when I left.

293. Well, I may have a lot of personal problems,

294. but I'm a total professional when it comes to my job.

295. Hey, Egon. What?

296. What are we doing? He seems to be fine, Dana.

297. Mm-hm. He's very healthy. He's okay.

298. When he does sleep, where do you put him?

299. Right around here. I'll show you.

300. Venkman, would you get a stool specimen, please?

301. Business or personal?

302. It's a little messy.

303. Well, we don't wanna play with anything, we just wanna sweep for valences.

304. Mm. Very cheerful.

305. My parents didn't believe in toys.

306. You wanna play with a big kid?

307. You know, I should have been your father.

308. I mean, I could have been.

309. I understand.

310. Help! He's gone completely berserk. Help!

311. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

312. You mean you never even had a Slinky?

313. We had part of a Slinky.

314. But I straightened it.

315. Help! Help!

316. He...

317. He had some sort of clear liquid coming out of his mouth.

318. Yeah, well, that happens.

319. Well, what do you think?

320. Well, he's ugly.

321. I mean, he's not Elephant Man ugly,

322. but he's not attractive. Was his father ugly?

323. Don't listen. And he stinks.

324. You're ripe, sefior.

325. Did his father stink?

326. Yeah. Daddy was a smelly, huh?

327. What's your name? His name is Oscar.

328. Named after a hot dog. You poor man.

329. You poor, poor man.

330. But seriously, there's nothing...

331. unusual about him, is there?

332. Well, I don't have a lot of experience with babies.

333. But you're excited now,

334. because Mama's here to get your stool sample. Right, Mama?

335. Stool sample? Yeah.

336. Nothing. So, what, brainiac?

337. I'd like to run some gynaecological tests on the mother.

338. Who wouldn't? Let's check the street.

339. It stopped right over there,

340. in the middle of the crosswalk. All right, I can get us out there.

341. Hey. Venkman. Hold on.

342. We're scientists, excuse us. Get out of the way!

343. Thanks a lot. We gotta do an inquiry here.

344. Hold on. Thanks. Appreciate it.

345. Thanks.

346. You gonna move out of there or what?

347. Relax, you're on the meter. Come on, hey! We're scientists, get out of the way.

348. I think we hit the honeypot.

349. There's something brewing under the street. I've got 1118 on the PKE.

350. Two-point-five GEVs on the gigameter.

351. Well, what does that mean?

352. Hey! How you doing?

353. Me? Yeah.

354. Fine. Fine. It's cutting fine now. Great.

355. Why are you cutting?

356. Why am I cutting?

357. Boss! Yeah.

358. Who told you to stop cutting?

359. Somebody tell you to stop—? What're you guys doing here?

360. Did you tell him to stop cutting?

361. Yes, I told him to stop. What are you doing?

362. What's it look like we're doing here? Why don't you let us work? We let you work.

363. Hey, take it easy. He's been working overtime. I tell you why we're here.

364. We're here because some diaper bag downtown is being a jerk and making us work on a Friday night.

365. Am I right, Peter? Of course you're right, Raymond.

366. Is he right, Ziggy? Yo

367. You guys take it easy, all right? Come on. Come on.

368. What have you been doing?

369. What have I been doing? While you were getting coffee for an hour,

370. I've been digging a big hole in the middle of the street.

371. Looks like you uncovered an old air shaft.

372. Man, that just goes on and on.

373. This is very intense. We should get a deeper reading.

374. Yeah. We're gonna need a deeper reading.

375. Yeah, somebody has to go down there.

376. Yeah, somebody's gotta go down there.

377. Stinging! I'm stinging!

378. Listen to me.

379. What? Who?

380. I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia,

381. the sorrow of Moldavia, command you.

382. Oh, command me, lord.

383. On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain

384. I sat on a throne of blood.

385. What was, will be.

386. What is, will be no more.

387. Now is the season of evil.

388. Evil?

389. Find me a child, that I might live again.

390. Yes. A child.

391. A child. A child?

392. A child.

393. You all right?

394. Yeah, I'm good. The speed's good, boys.

395. Keep it coming.

396. We're breaking through. I see some light.

397. I'm in some kind of a chamber. There's tile work.

398. Slime! What?

399. It's a river of slime!

400. There's gotta be 25,000 gallons of it. It's flowing through here like a river.

401. Van Horne. Pneumatic transit. I can't believe it.

402. It's the old pneumatic transit system, it's still here.

403. Okay. That's good. Hold me up. That's good.

404. What do you see?

405. All right. Let's see if I can get a sample.

406. What's going on here?

407. Hey, what's the story?

408. Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna come and roust me out again?

409. I got 3000 phones out in Greenwich Village.

410. I got about 8 million miles of cable I gotta check.

411. You gonna come shake my monkey tree again?

412. What are you talking about, buddy? The phone lines are over there.

413. What did I say to you? The phone lines are over there.

414. What did I say? How many times? Hey! Hey!

415. Hey, you're not with Con Ed or the phone company. We checked.

416. So tell me another one.

417. I've got a major gas leak here!

418. Where do you think all this is coming from, the sky?

419. Okay, 1903/5-

420. Boys?

421. Pull me up now, all right?

422. There's some kind of activity going on with this stuff.

423. Boys? Hey, help!

424. Take me up! Ray!

425. Start it! Start it!

426. Boys? Hey, what's going on up there?

427. Come on! Get me out of this hole!

428. Sweetie.

429. Hello.

430. Go back to sleep, darling.

431. Who is it? It's Janosz.

432. Janosz.

433. Hello, Janosz.

434. This is a surprise. Oh, hello.

435. Uh, yes. Well, I happened to be here in this neighborhood

436. and I thought that I would stop by to see how is it with you.

437. Yeah, because of all this blackness, it was.

438. We're fine. Thank you. Thank— Well, then, you're okay?

439. How's the baby? He's okay. Yes.

440. Whoo.

441. He's sleeping. Oh, but I "woo"-ed.

442. That's okay. All right, and

443. do you need anything? You know?

444. Do you want me to come in?

445. No, thank you. All right.

446. Just thought that I would check. You know.

447. Well, hey, you. Don't let the bedbugs bite.

448. Good night, Janosz.

449. Before we begin this trial, I want to make one thing very clear.

450. The law does not recognize the existence of ghosts

451. and I don't believe in them either.

452. I don't want to hear a lot of malarkey about goblins, spooks and demons.

453. We're gonna stick to the facts in this case

454. and leave the ghost stories to the kiddies, understood?

455. Wow, sounds like a pretty open-minded guy, huh?

456. Yeah, they call him "The Hammer."

457. What can we do? It's all in the hands of our lawyer now.

458. I think you guys are making a big mistake.

459. I do mostly tax law and some probate stuff occasionally.

460. I got my law degree at night school.

461. Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night.

462. Look, just put these guys away fast

463. and make sure they go away for a long, long time, okay?

464. I don't think it's gonna be hard, with this list of charges.

465. Good. Very good.

466. Violating a judicial restraining order,

467. willful destruction of public property, fraud, malicious mischief.

468. See you in a couple of years, at your first parole hearing.

469. You'll never take us alive.

470. All right, all right. Let's get on with it.

471. Your Honor,

472. ladies and gentlemen of the audience,

473. I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds.

474. Okay, so the blackout was a big problem for everybody, okay?

475. I was stuck in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time.

476. But I don't blame them.

477. Because one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.

478. Very good, Louis. Short but pointless.

479. Mr. Fianella,

480. please look at exhibits A through F on the table over here.

481. Do you recognize this equipment?

482. Yeah, that's the stuff the cops took from their truck.

483. Do you know what this equipment is used for?

484. I don't know. Catching ghosts, maybe? I don't know.

485. May I remind the court the defendants are under a judicial restraining order

486. that strictly forbids them from performing services

487. as paranormal investigators or eliminators.

488. So noted.

489. Now, Mr. Fianella,

490. can you identify the substance in this jar marked "Exhibit F"?

491. Yeah. Yeah, that's the stuff, all right.

492. Your Honor, I've been working underground for Con Ed for 27 years.

493. I never saw anything like this in my life.

494. Whatever's down there, they must've put it there.

495. No, we didn't! Ray, Ray.

496. Shut up!

497. So you were just trying to help— Help out a friend.

498. Who was frightened. Who was scared.

499. And when you're scared— What?

500. There was no evil— No evil was intended. No malice.

501. When you live in a place and you love it like you do,

502. you don't want nothing bad to happen.

503. What? It was a one-shot...

504. Because it'll never happen again. It's an isolated incident, it's a one-shot deal.

505. Objection, Your Honor. What?

506. He's leading the witness. Sustained.

507. Give me a break. We're both lawyers.

508. Mr. Tully, do you have any questions for this witness

509. that might have some bearing on this case?

510. Do I? No, we've helped them out enough.

511. No, Your Honor.

512. Your witness.

513. Dr. Venkman...

514. would you please tell the court why it is that you and your co-defendants

515. took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of First Avenue.

516. Well, there's so many holes in First Avenue

517. we really didn't think anyone would notice.

518. Keep that up, mister, I'll find you in contempt.

519. I'm truly sorry, Your Honor.

520. I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman Why were you digging the hole?

521. And please remember you're under oath.

522. There are some things in this world

523. that go way beyond human understanding.

524. Things that cannot be explained,

525. things that most people don't wanna know about.

526. That is where we come in.

527. So what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural

528. is your exclusive province?

529. Kitten, I think what I'm saying is that

530. sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it,

531. and who you gonna call?

532. Shut up!

533. Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, stand up!

534. Get up!

535. You too, Mr. Tully.

536. I find you guilty on all charges.

537. I order you to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each.

538. I sentence you to 18 months at the city correctional facility at Riker's Island.

539. Egie, she's twitching.

540. I'm not finished!

541. On a more personal note, let me just go on record

542. as saying that there's no place for fakes, charlatans—

543. Uh, your Honor— Shut up!

544. Tricksters like you in decent society. Your Honor, this is important.

545. You play on the gullibility of innocent people.

546. Yes, sir. Be quiet!

547. But— If my hands weren't tied

548. by the unalterable fetters of the law

549. then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears,

550. reach back to a purer, sterner justice

551. and have you burned at the stake!

552. Wow.

553. Oh, my God, the Scoleri brothers.

554. The Scoleri brothers! Friends of yours?

555. I tried them for murder! Gave them the chair!

556. You gotta do something!

557. Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts.

558. You gotta do something. Help me!

559. Don't talk to me. Talk to my attorney.

560. That's me! My guys are still under a judicial misstrangement order.

561. That blue thing I got from her. They could be exposing themselves.

562. And you don't want us exposing ourselves.

563. You're next, Bubbles. All right! I rescind the order!

564. Case dismissed! Hurray! We won the case!

565. Now, do something!

566. I always hated this part of the business.

567. You know, it's been a couple years since we used this stuff.

568. I hope it still works. It should.

569. Power cells have a half-life of 5000 years.

570. There's no time for a bench test.

571. Heat them up.

572. Do... Re...

573. EgOn!

574. Whoa.

575. [Hr]

576. You got him, Venkman! Hold him! Steady.

577. Come on, big boy. I'm gonna take you home to my private zoo.

578. You got him. You got him!

579. Egie, bring the trap. Okay, okay.

580. Behind you, Ray!

581. Hold him, Ray!

582. Venkman, start bringing him back!

583. Come on, you big meanie. Let's go, chubby.

584. Ray, keep pulling him to the right.

585. Okay, the trap's going in.

586. No, no, Spengie!

587. Hold it, Ray! Hit it!

588. Two in the box! Ready to go!

589. We be fast. And they be slow!

590. Wow.

591. We're the best! We're the beautiful! We're the only

592. Ghostbusters. We're back!

593. Ghostbusters.

594. Yes, we're back.

595. [Hr]

596. Certified check, cash or money order.

597. Get him!

598. Bye-bye.

599. What is it, honey? It's that darn ghost again.

600. He just won't leave us alone.

601. I guess we're just going to have to move.

602. No, wait! Don't worry, we're not moving.

603. He is.

604. Who are you going to call?

605. Ghostbusters.

606. Now.

607. Janine, lunch!

608. Boy, it smells like somebody took a big—

609. With our special half-price service plan.

610. What? Hold on. Half-price?

611. Have we all gone mad? I guess so, Pete.

612. Because that's not all. Tell them, Egon.

613. Oh, you mean the Ghostbusters hot-beverage thermal mug

614. and free balloons for the kids?

615. We've been experimenting with the plasm we found in the subway tunnel.

616. Careful.

617. Should I get spoons? Don't bother. Watch this.

618. Try it, Ray.

619. You! You worthless piece of slime!

620. You ignorant, disgusting blob.

621. You're nothing but an unstable short-chain molecule!

622. You foul, obnoxious muck!

623. You have a weak electrochemical bond!

624. I have seen some disgusting crud in my time

625. but you take the cake.

626. You're a— You're just— Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

627. This is what you do with your spare time?

628. Peter, this is an incredible breakthrough.

629. What a discovery. A psycho-reactive substance.

630. Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotional states.

631. Mood slime.

632. On, baby.

633. You mean this stuff actually feeds on bad vibes.

634. Like a cop in a doughnut factory.

635. We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.

636. What kind of tests?

637. Well, we sing to it and we talk to it

638. and say supportive, nurturing things to it.

639. You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?

640. Oh, you.

641. It's always the quiet ones. You hound.

642. Ahem. How about the kinetic tests? Okay.

643. Ordinary household toaster.

644. We'll take your word for that.

645. It responds to music, so we've been doing some experimentation, playing easy listening.

646. Middle-of-the-road-type stuff. You know, Paul Young, "Dust in the Wind." That works okay.

647. Works for me. Loves Jackie Wilson.

648. Jeez. You guys do this at night when I'm not here?

649. Oh, I get it. It sings. It sounds exactly like Jackie.

650. That's fantastic. Just watch.

651. Does it do Emmylou Harris?

652. Oh, it dances too.

653. Shake it up!

654. Oh, baby! Oh, you're my number one Christmas boutique gift item.

655. Right, and the first time somebody gets mad, that toaster could eat their hand.

656. No, no, no. We put a warning label on it. We don't have any liability.

657. Ow. Ow!

658. Oh, did you ever go for it! The old man-eating toaster bit.

659. Get him! No!

660. Hello. I'm looking for Dana Barrett.

661. Room 304, restoration. Thank you.

662. Hey, Dr. Venkman! World of the Psychic.

663. That's right. How you doing? I'm a big, big fan of yours.

664. Thank you very much. Thank you.

665. It used to be one of my two favorite shows.

666. You're kidding me. Well, great. What was the other one?

667. Bass Masters. It's a fishing show. Yeah, I know Bass Masters. Sure.

668. [Hr]

669. You're good, pretty eyes.

670. I didn't paint it. I'm just cleaning it.

671. It's a Gauguin. Oh, I've heard of him.

672. Hey, Dana. Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?

673. Sure. Peter Venkman, this is Dr. Janosz Poha,

674. the head of our department.

675. Yes, I have, of course, have seen you on the television.

676. Quite enjoy. You're not here on business, I hope?

677. Well, it's top-secret. Say, Johnny, you got a Gauguin too.

678. No. Actually, I'm preparing this portrait for the new Romantic exhibition.

679. Yes. This is Prince Vigo, the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia.

680. Bit of a sissy, isn't he?

681. He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman.

682. And a genius in many ways.

683. He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman.

684. I hate this painting. I've felt uncomfortable

685. ever since it came up from storage.

686. Well, you're probably feeling what Vigo is feeling:

687. Carpathian kitten loss. He's missed his kitten.

688. We'll just put one in here by the castle.

689. We don't go around altering valuable artwork, Dr. Venkman.

690. Go. Yes, I think, go. Yes, the joyfulness is over.

691. He's kidding.

692. Well, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, pal. Okay?

693. I don't know what to— Oh, of course. Of course.

694. I get it. You're sweet on this hunky stud, aren't you?

695. You know, Peter, every now and then I get the feeling

696. that painting is watching me, even smiling at me.

697. You know, I think we got more food on your shirt

698. than we did in your mouth.

699. Okay.

700. Bath. You get to take a bath, don't you?

701. Yes, do your favorite thing.

702. Because I know what you get to do.

703. You know what you get to do?

704. Do you know what's more fun than anything? Huh?

705. Splash Mommy.

706. "I get to splash Mommy." Yes.

707. [Hr]

708. We'll be ready in just a moment.

709. Mommy's gonna take her shirt off too.

710. No! No!

711. Peter, it's me. Please let us in.

712. What the hell is this?

713. Peter, let us in, please.

714. I didn't know where else to go.

715. The most awful thing happened.

716. The bathtub... The bathtub was trying to eat Oscar.

717. I was giving him a bath. There was all this pink ooze everywhere

718. and it was reaching for him. Okay, you're all right.

719. I'm not gonna let them get you.

720. All right. You're all safe now, okay? I was so terrified.

721. Yes, darling. I'm so sorry. You guys just sit down. Relax.

722. Come on. Just sit down. I'll get you guys a shirt or something. Hold on.

723. Ray. Yeah, Dana's just come over to my place.

724. Well, actually, her tub tried to eat her.

725. What? Are you serious?

726. Well, that's great!

727. I mean, that's terrible.

728. But it's great for what we—

729. Yeah, I will.

730. Yeah, sure, we'll get right on it.

731. Spengler. A major slime-related psychokinetic event.

732. What happened? Something came out of Dana's bathtub.

733. Tried to grab her and the baby. Are they all right?

734. She got out and went to Venkman's. This is interesting, Ray.

735. Remember the painting Venkman mentioned?

736. I ran "Vigo the Carpathian" through the occult reference net.

737. Look what came up.

738. Ooh. Nice ugly history.

739. You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the...

740. slime?

741. Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?

742. We better get over to Dana's apartment. I'd like to check out that bathtub.

743. It might be a good idea to go to the museum in the morning,

744. get a look at that painting.

745. Ray's gonna go on over to your place and just take a look.

746. He is? Okay.

747. I have been holding on to this for a long time, Oscar.

748. I got this from a girl who got this from Joe Willie Namath, okay?

749. We don't know how. We don't wanna know.

750. So I would appreciate it if you would not hose this thing down,

751. you know, give it your own personal rinse. Thank you.

752. Be an excellent time for you to start practicing

753. a thing we big guys like to call self-control.

754. Get out of here. Oh, look at him. Look at him. Oh, look at his gut.

755. Oh, he's a coconut, this guy.

756. You're gonna be staying at Uncle Pete's until this thing blows over.

757. This is your place now.

758. Hi.

759. Come on in. This is my place.

760. So how are we gonna handle the sleeping arrangements?

761. Well, what's best for me is

762. if I lie on my side like this and you spoon up beside me,

763. your arm draped over me. We do it the other way,

764. I get your hair caught in my throat and I choke in the night.

765. Well, how about you on the sofa and me and the baby in the bed?

766. It's a way to go.

767. It's so late. I really ought to put him down.

768. May I? Yeah, if you want to.

769. You're short.

770. Your belly button sticks out too far.

771. And you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.

772. [Hr]

773. You find anything at Dana's? Nothing but mood slime residue

774. around the bathtub. But I did get something on that Vigo character you mentioned.

775. Found it in Magicians, Martyrs and Madmen.

776. Dig that. Vigo the Carpathian,

777. born 1505, died 1610.

778. 105 years old. He hung in there, didn't he?

779. He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot,

780. hung, stretched, disembowelled, drawn and quartered.

781. Ouch.

782. I guess he wasn't too popular. Not exactly a man of the people.

783. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer,

784. Vigo the Despised and Vigo the Unholy.

785. Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?

786. And dig this. There was a prophecy.

787. Just before his head died, his last words were:

788. "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back."

789. Let's suck in the guts, guys. We're the Ghostbusters.

790. Go! Go. Please, go. You. Yes, you. Who's this wiggler?

791. He's yours, Ray. Sic him. lhaveu.

792. Hi, how are you? Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you.

793. Beautiful lab you have here. We're just doing a routine spook check.

794. Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here. Yeah, we know that, Johnny.

795. So why are you came? Well, we got a report

796. there was a major creep in the area. We checked our list, and you were right on the top.

797. Johnny, where in the hell are you from, anyway?

798. The Upper West Side.

799. The whole room's extremely hot, Peter.

800. Ew, that's one ugly dude. Hot?

801. Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo? Vigs, would you look this way, please?

802. No, don't. No! No! No photographs, please.

803. Slides are available in the gift shop.

804. Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston.

805. All right. You know what? Give me angry, will you?

806. Give me angry. You've had a bad day. You're cranky. Yeah, thank you.

807. Good, good. Ooh, angrier.

808. I'm scared. You're scaring me. Stop it. Yeah. Good!

809. Okay, walk for me, talk for me. Yeah, yeah!

810. Okay, give me hot and sexy.

811. Can you do it? You can. Oh, boy. Show me some teeth. Come on.

812. I bet the girls like you, huh? Do the girls?

813. Do the guys? Bet they both do, huh?

814. What about the animals? They like you? That's it, more!

815. Yeah, come on! You're big, you're big. All right, destroy me. Destroy me!

816. Yeah! Destroy me. Yeah, yeah! Give it, give it!

817. Venkman, we need to talk. Come on.

818. I've worked with better. But not many. Thank you.

819. John, thanks.

820. Hey. Hey, you finished? Yeah, I'm finished here.

821. Are you all right? What?

822. I mean, you're not coming down with something?

823. Me?

824. [Hr]

825. Dana. Your prince.

826. Oh, no.

827. Oh, no. Oh, no.

828. She cleaned.

829. Hi. Hi.

830. Shh. He's asleep. Come here.

831. So what happened with my apartment? Well,

832. the guys spent the whole night there.

833. They went through all your things, your personal stuff,

834. they tried on some of your clothes, made some long-distance phone calls,

835. cleaned out the fridge. Did they find anything?

836. They found a little bit of that pink slime.

837. Oh, God. Well, what am I supposed to do now?

838. You are supposed to get dressed and get crazy with me

839. on the streets of Manhattan. I don't think—

840. This is exactly what you need. I have got you a babysitter.

841. The whole thing's wired. I don't think we should go on a date.

842. You know, and I can't leave Oscar in a strange place

843. with a strange person.

844. Strange person? Janine Melnitz, from my staff.

845. Janine has experience babysitting?

846. Here.

847. Thank you.

848. I've also brought some things from your apartment.

849. Some wardrobe choices. A couple of provocative ensembles in here.

850. I'll leave it up to you. Okay, but after dinner.

851. Don't put any of those old cheap moves on me, okay?

852. No, no, no. It's different.

853. I have all new cheap moves.

854. Hey, you. Hey, you.

855. It looks like you're awake, huh? You're awake.

856. Yes, Osco.

857. You're gonna have the whole place to yourself tonight, pal.

858. It's gonna be pretty neat.

859. I got some Laura Antonelli tapes if you wanna watch them.

860. Dana, did you see some shirts here

861. in the floor-bed area? Yeah, I put them in the hamper.

862. I have a hamper? Yeah, it's in the bathroom.

863. Neat.

864. Will you tell me next time you're gonna do that, though, please?

865. Well, I thought they were dirty.

866. I have more than two grades of laundry, okay?

867. There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay?

868. You hang this outside the window for 20 minutes,

869. it's perfectly fine.

870. Interesting role model for you, Oscar, huh?

871. [Hr]

872. Well, they couldn't get to you until after the New Year.

873. Well, just don't go in there.

874. Louis, I'm closing up!

875. Well, should I take the subway or the surface roads?

876. Or what? It's kind of busy... Well, I'm walking. Good night.

877. Well, now. Well, well, hang on, now.

878. Do you maybe wanna—? No, no.

879. Do you wanna have something to eat with me?

880. Well, yeah, I'd love that.

881. But I told Dr. Venkman I'd babysit for him.

882. Oh, well... Do you wanna babysit with me?

883. Okay. I would. Great. His place at 8.

884. Bye. His place at 8. All right.

885. I can get his address from the W2— Hey, buddy. Move it!

886. We were right, Ray. Multi-planar Kirlian emanations.

887. Yeah, well, here's your next month's cover of Go.

888. Check out the aura on this sucker.

889. Now, there's definitely a living presence there.

890. We should get a deeper look.

891. Why don't I run this wider shot through the spectral analyzer.

892. Good, I'll try turning up the roentgens.

893. So, what do you think? Chinese?

894. How about Thai? No, it's too spicy.

895. Greek? Mexican?

896. Pizza. Thin or thick?

897. Chicago.

898. What the hell is that?

899. I know what it is.

900. I've seen it before. Where?

901. When you guys had me dangling like a worm on a hook

902. a hundred feet below First Avenue.

903. That's the river of slime.

904. REY -

905. We need a blanket or a hose or something.

906. Get out.

907. Why is this closed?

908. Winston! Winston!

909. Fire! Back away, back away.

910. What are we gonna do, put our heads in the toilet?

911. [Hr]

912. Taxi!

913. Pete, it's great that you're here. We've got incredible news.

914. Wait a minute. Can I have one try?

915. All-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the Sizzler?

916. No. We analyzed the photos you took of Vigo. The spectrogram shows

917. a river of slime flowing behind him. Like the one I saw underground.

918. We're going into the subway and sewer system to see if we can trace the source of the flow.

919. Yeah, come on. Change your clothes. We'll wait for you.

920. Yeah, Egon thinks there might even be a tremendous breeding surge

921. in the cockroach population. Hi, boys. What's up?

922. Hi.

923. Hi.

924. Dana, the guys are going down into the sewer to check for slime stuff.

925. And Egon thinks there may even be a huge surge in cockroach breeding.

926. Wanna blow off this dinner thing and go with them?

927. Taxi!

928. Women, huh?

929. Will you watch your step?

930. I hate this.

931. According to this old transit map, there should be an entrance along here somewhere.

932. I'm not getting anything yet.

933. Well, at least it's too dark to see the cockroaches.

934. Forget about cockroaches. It's the subway rats you gotta worry about.

935. Big as beavers.

936. Yeah, some of them go 4 or 5 kilos.

937. Hey, hey. Enough, all right?

938. Listen. You can hear them behind the walls,

939. scratching. There must be thousands of them.

940. Just shut up about the rats. Okay, okay.

941. Hello!

942. Hey!

943. Hello!

944. Winston.

945. Okay, I'm out of here.

946. They're gone.

947. What the—?

948. Before we go any further, I think we should get our proton packs.

949. Good idea.

950. What's that? What's what?

951. Sounds like a train.

952. Uh-uh. These lines have been abandoned for 50 years.

953. Oh.

954. Probably in one of the tunnels above us.

955. I don't know.

956. It sounds awfully close to me.

957. I think that was the old New York Central, City of Albany.

958. Derailed in 1920, killed hundreds of people.

959. Did you catch the number on the locomotive?

960. Sorry. I missed it.

961. Something's trying to stop us. We must be close.

962. Where's Ray?

963. R? ay Ray?

964. R! ay Ray?

965. Ray? Ray.

966. Guys!

967. What? Oh- Sorry. I found it.

968. Right here. There's a hole. Let's go.

969. Hey, fellas, what about the packs? What about the packs?

970. Unbelievable.

971. Uh-huh. Did I tell you? I wasn't lying, was I?

972. You know how much negative energy it must have taken to generate a flow this size?

973. New York, what a town.

974. All right. Let's see how deep it is.

975. Get a sounding. Yeah.

976. All right, 6 feet.

977. Twelve feet. Twelve?

978. Something's pulling it. Hold on!

979. Well, I'm trying to hold it. Ray, help him.

980. Give me a hand. Give me a hand! Ray, help.

981. It's got ahold of him. Get his belt off!

982. I can't hold it! Wait, wait, hold—

983. A toast to the most charming,

984. kindest— Oh, it's me.

985. It's you. And most unusual man

986. I've ever broken up with.

987. Speaking of breaking up with neat guys,

988. why did you dump me? I didn't dump you. I was

989. protecting myself.

990. I mean, you weren't very good for me, you know.

991. You know that, don't you?

992. Heck, I'm not even good for me.

993. You're much better than you realize. You don't give yourself enough credit.

994. I need to hear that kind of stuff. If I had this kind of support

995. on a 24-hour-a-day basis, I could whip myself into shape

996. by the end of this century.

997. Well, why don't you just give me a jingle in the year 2000.

998. Why don't I give you a jingle right now?

999. So the seven little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation.

1000. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them.

1001. They bartered housekeeping services for room and board.

1002. Which was a real good deal, because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothing.

1003. Which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purposes of this story...

1004. It really is a great place.

1005. I mean, it needs a woman's touch,

1006. but I think it looks really good. You know—

1007. Shh. Bedtime.

1008. You're very good with children.

1009. Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.

1010. So you live alone?

1011. I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida.

1012. Why don't you come over here and sit with me.

1013. Okay.

1014. So you wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?

1015. You know...

1016. I think motherhood's a very natural instinct.

1017. I'd like a child myself.

1018. Would you?

1019. Tonight?

1020. Nice going, Ra)'-

1021. What are you trying to do, drown me?

1022. Oh, Yeah, Zeddmore, like it was my fault.

1023. You were too stupid not to drop that plumb line!

1024. Stupid? You better watch your mouth or I'll punch your lights out.

1025. Yeah! Oh, yeah?

1026. Come on! Well, anytime!

1027. It's go time, man. I want you bad!

1028. Come on!

1029. Wait! Wait!

1030. Stop, stop. Get your clothes off, quick. Strip.

1031. Oh, dear. Ray, what were we doing? I was ready to kill you.

1032. It's this stuff. It's like pure, concentrated evil.

1033. And it's all flowing right to this spot.

1034. You sure this is it? Yeah, he said Armand's.

1035. Excuse me— It's all right. We'll look in the back.

1036. Venkman!

1037. Hey, Venkman!

1038. Please leave. You cannot— Get out of my restaurant!

1039. It was absolutely incredible! The greatest tangible evidence

1040. of psychic energy in 100 years.

1041. You're disturbing our guests! This is an emergency. One second.

1042. Boys, you're scaring the straights, okay? ls there any way we can do this tomorrow?

1043. No, this won't wait until tomorrow, Venkman. It's hot and it's ready to pop.

1044. Yeah. It's all over the city, Pete. Under it, actually.

1045. Rivers of this stuff. It's all flowing right to the museum.

1046. Yeah, the museum!

1047. Look what he got all over me! What is this stuff?

1048. Sorry. Oh, God. You mean my museum?

1049. I was gonna tell you between the dessert and the cheese course.

1050. There they are! You can never go back there.

1051. You're gonna have to find a new job. Psychomagnotheric plasma.

1052. It affects behavior. We were fighting. We were in a fight.

1053. He had him by the throat...

1054. I'm glad they're here. We gotta see the mayor.

1055. Oh, Ghostbusters! How you doing?

1056. Hey, guys, come right this way.

1057. You guys got another one of those proton packs? My kid brother really wants one.

1058. The proton pack is not a toy. I guess he's right.

1059. Ah.

1060. Dana, we were just babysitting, honest.

1061. And we watched some TV and had something to eat and then and one thing led to another.

1062. I know what you were doing. I didn't know anything would happen.

1063. Hi, Dana. How was your date?

1064. It wasn't a date, it was just dinner. Well, where's Peter?

1065. He was arrested.

1066. typical.

1067. Did he call? No, no. Nobody called.

1068. Well, how's Oscar? Is he all right?

1069. Oh, he's fine. Such a good baby.

1070. He was a little fussy at first,

1071. then we just gave him some French bread pizza,

1072. passed right out.

1073. Good. Good. Well, I'll just give him a look-see.

1074. So you think we should go? Gee, I don't know.

1075. I don't think we should leave her alone.

1076. You're right. Let's stay.

1077. Lenny! Big man! Ghostbusters.

1078. Mr. Mayor.

1079. What is this? A slumber party?

1080. That's what we're here to talk about.

1081. Look, I don't wanna hear anything about it.

1082. You've got two minutes. Make it good.

1083. Well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again.

1084. We'd like to say that almost 50 percent of us voted for you in the last election.

1085. I appreciate that. I'm just sorry we always meet

1086. under these circumstances.

1087. Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnotheric slime flow

1088. of immense proportions is building up beneath the city.

1089. Psycho-what? Psychomagnotheric.

1090. Big word. Negative human emotions

1091. are materializing in the form of a viscous, psychoreactive plasm

1092. with explosive supernormal potential.

1093. Does anybody speak English here?

1094. Yeah, Your Honor, what we're trying to tell you is, like,

1095. all the bad feelings, I mean, all the hate, the anger and violence

1096. of this city is turning into this sludge.

1097. I didn't believe it at first either, but we just went for a swim in it,

1098. and we ended up almost killing each other.

1099. This is insane! I mean, do we really have to listen to this?

1100. Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes'?

1101. Lenny, have you been out on the street lately?

1102. Do you know how weird it is out there? We've taken our own head count.

1103. There seem to be 3 million completely miserable assholes

1104. living in the Tri-State area. Oh, please.

1105. I beg your pardon. 3 million and one.

1106. What budgie-brain here doesn't realize is that if we don't do something fast,

1107. this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate.

1108. Yeah, right. What am I supposed to do?

1109. Go on television and tell 10 million people

1110. they have to be nice to each other?

1111. Being miserable and treating other people like dirt

1112. is every New Yorker's God-given right.

1113. Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen.

1114. Wait. You're making a mistake, Mr. Mayor.

1115. A very newsworthy mistake. The Times is gonna be interested in this,

1116. and you know The Post— Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, now...

1117. "Mayor Drowns in River of Slime."

1118. "Times Square Slime." "Slime Square."

1119. Fine. Now, before you go running off to the newspapers with this,

1120. would you consider telling this slime business to some of our people downtown?

1121. It's gotta be done right away.

1122. Well, it's gonna come back!

1123. This city's in danger! The whole state! The world!

1124. All we wanna do is help! I'm warning you.

1125. The mayor wants them kept under strict observation for the next few days.

1126. We think they're seriously disturbed and potentially dangerous.

1127. Well, we'll do whatever's necessary. Thank you, doctor.

1128. I await the word of Vigo.

1129. I, Vigo,

1130. the scourge of Carpathia, No, you told me this, the scourge.

1131. The sorrow of Moldavia, Sorrows, I've heard all of this, yes.

1132. Command you. Command me, lord.

1133. The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year.

1134. Good.

1135. Bring me the child, that I might live again.

1136. Yes!

1137. Lord Vigo...

1138. I was wondering.

1139. This woman, Dana, is fine and strong.

1140. Now...

1141. If I was to

1142. bring the baby,

1143. could I have that woman?

1144. So be it.

1145. On this day of darkness, she will be ours.

1146. Wife to you and mother to me.

1147. Yes!

1148. Thank you, lord! Thank you.

1149. I mean, is she the killer or what? No, that's Rita Hayworth.

1150. She was married to Citizen Kane while they were doing this thing.

1151. Right after they finished, she dumped him for some polo player. Thanks.

1152. I don't know why beautiful women love horses so much. Do you love horses?

1153. No. You really don't have to stay.

1154. I'm sure Peter will be back soon.

1155. Oh, we don't mind.

1156. Can you see okay?

1157. Yep.

1158. Oscar?

1159. Oh, God!

1160. Oscar!

1161. Louis!

1162. What? It's Oscar!

1163. Oscar. Call 911 right now!

1164. [Hr]

1165. Oscar.

1166. Oh, no.

1167. Oh, God. No!

1168. No!

1169. It was a ghost! No.

1170. No, that was Janosz. What?

1171. He took him. What? What's happening?

1172. What should we do? Where's the baby?

1173. The museum!

1174. Where are you going? I've gotta get my baby!

1175. We gotta find the guys.

1176. As I explained before,

1177. we think the spirit of a 17th-century Moldavian tyrant

1178. is alive and well in a painting at the Manhattan Museum of Art.

1179. And are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?

1180. You're wasting valuable time. He's drawing strength from

1181. a psychomagnotheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city.

1182. Yes, tell me about the slime. It's very potent stuff.

1183. We made a toaster dance with it.

1184. And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby.

1185. A bathtub?

1186. Don't look at me. I think these people are completely nuts.

1187. Oscar.

1188. Sweetheart.

1189. I thought I'd lost you, that I'd never see you again.

1190. On, baby.

1191. Hello, Dana. I thought that you might come.

1192. You stay away from us, Janosz. I mean it.

1193. Oh, don't worry. He will not be harmed.

1194. He has been chosen

1195. to be the vessel of the spirit of Vigo.

1196. And you will be the mother of the ruler of the world.

1197. Doesn't that sound nice?

1198. No, it sounds ludicrous.

1199. You stay away from him. I mean it.

1200. Well, I don't think we have choice here, yes? Take a look.

1201. It's not Gainsborough's Blue Boy there, huh?

1202. He is Vigo.

1203. I don't care who he is.

1204. You're not gonna take my baby.

1205. Oscar!

1206. Oh, you bastard!

1207. Is this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur?

1208. A skeleton? Which way was it heading?

1209. Wait a sec. What was chasing you in the park?

1210. The park bench was chasing you?

1211. I see. What?

1212. Wait a second.

1213. Lieutenant, I think you better talk to this guy.

1214. I'm busy here.

1215. It's some dock supervisor down at Pier 34.

1216. What's the problem?

1217. He says the Titanic just arrived.

1218. Well, better late than never.

1219. We're swamped. We've had more than 3000 calls since midnight last night.

1220. We've got every man in uniform on the streets and I'm still shorthanded.

1221. We've got meter maids chasing ghosts all over midtown.

1222. There's this shell thing over the Manhattan Museum of Art. We can't make a dent.

1223. Have you tried dynamite? We've tried everything.

1224. What the hell's going on? It's pandemonium out there.

1225. I know. We're working on it. Great. While you're working on it,

1226. I'm going down in history as the mayor who let New York

1227. get sucked down into the 10th level of hell.

1228. All right. We've got no choice. Call the Ghostbusters.

1229. Wait!

1230. Now, I'm sure there's another way.

1231. Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello La Guardia,

1232. and he's been dead for 40 years.

1233. Now, where are the Ghostbusters?

1234. They're not available.

1235. What do you mean, they're not available?

1236. Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.

1237. You what? They threatened to go to the press.

1238. I was protecting your interests.

1239. Yeah? Well, you can stop protecting my interests.

1240. You have exactly three minutes to clear out. You're fired!

1241. But the election—

1242. Remove this man. You're making a mistake.

1243. And get me the Ghostbusters! Mr. Mayor, come take a look at this.

1244. Wow.

1245. What is it?

1246. Have you ever seen anything like that?

1247. Somebody get me the Ghostbusters.

1248. Then he put the baby in a carriage and then levitated away.

1249. Where did Dana go?

1250. She was going to the museum to get the baby back.

1251. Then there was an eclipse. The whole town went dark and everybody's nuts.

1252. It all fits. Vigo wants in on the 21st century.

1253. He needs a human body to inhabit. Little Oscar must be it.

1254. And I bet we're the only ones who can help.

1255. You bet we are.

1256. It looks like a giant Jell-O mold.

1257. I hate Jell-O.

1258. Oh, come on. There's always room for Jell-O.

1259. Soon it will be midnight and the city will be mine and Vigo's.

1260. Well, mainly Vigo's.

1261. Dana.

1262. You and I have this terrific opportunity to make the best of this relationship.

1263. We don't have a relationship.

1264. I know! Marry me, Dana.

1265. Together we will raise Vigo as our son.

1266. And let me tell you something here.

1267. There are many perks in being the mother of a living god.

1268. I'm sure we could get a magnificent apartment,

1269. a car, free parking.

1270. Many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance.

1271. Yet I think that perhaps you and I could learn...

1272. to love each other?

1273. Yes.

1274. I could learn.

1275. Pull them.

1276. Full neutronas.

1277. Let's cook!

1278. Save them.

1279. That slime wall is pulsing with evil.

1280. It would take a tremendous amount of positive energy to crack that shell

1281. and I seriously doubt that there's enough goodwill left in this town to do it.

1282. I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back.

1283. I mean, sure, it's dirty, it's crowded, it's polluted, it's noisy,

1284. and there's people all around who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you.

1285. But come on!

1286. There gotta be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg.

1287. We just have to figure out a way to mobilize it.

1288. He's right. We need something that everyone in this town can get behind. We need—

1289. A symbol.

1290. Something that appeals to the best in each and every one of us.

1291. Something good.

1292. Something decent.

1293. Something pure.

1294. Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?

1295. Wonder what?

1296. Whether she's naked under that toga.

1297. She's French. You know that.

1298. Got it.

1299. Ready with the speakers, Ray. Slime blowers ready.

1300. Okay. Internal audio set. Internal electric set.

1301. Slime blower primed and set.

1302. Ooh, good slime. Good slime. Winston, is our slime in a good mood tonight?

1303. I hope so. She's a lot bigger than a toaster.

1304. All yours, Venkman. Let's go. Thank you.

1305. Testing, one, two, testing. Hey, how many of you people here tonight are a national monument?

1306. Would you raise your hand, please. Oh, hello, miss.

1307. Let's frost it. It's slime time.

1308. Beautiful.

1309. Pilot controls are ready.

1310. All right. It's getting late. It's almost midnight. Let's go, Venkman.

1311. Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island!

1312. We gonna squeeze some New Year's juice from you, Big Apple.

1313. Man, I can't wait to see people's faces when we come onshore.

1314. This should really get the city's positive energy flowing.

1315. Keep kicking, Libby. You make this work,

1316. we'll pop for a weekend in Vegas with the Jolly Green Giant.

1317. You look fantastic in this.

1318. I was born to wear this stuff.

1319. Boy, this equipment is heavy.

1320. It's a love-fest, New York!

1321. Sing it out! Come on!

1322. Come on, you sing!

1323. We're running out of time, Ray. Can't you go any faster?

1324. I'm afraid the vibrations will shake her to pieces.

1325. We should have padded her feet. They don't make Nikes in her size.

1326. Don't worry. She's tough. She's a harbor chick!

1327. Sorry! My fault!

1328. Happy New Year.

1329. Stay fit. Keep sharp. Make good decisions.

1330. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good.

1331. Okay.

1332. Oh, it's you.

1333. Okay, but I didn't know you had your license.

1334. Four minutes to go, and then

1335. party times.

1336. It's happening-

1337. It's really happening.

1338. No. No!

1339. Go away from here!

1340. I love you when you roughhouse! Hit it, Mama!

1341. Drop the hammer on her! Go! Do it now!

1342. Oscar, look. Go away!

1343. Don't know who that is? Happy New Year.

1344. He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

1345. Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse. Will you hose him, please?

1346. Hose him.

1347. One down. On the ground.

1348. Boy, am I glad to see you. Oh, Oscar. Oscar.

1349. Is he dead?

1350. Uh-uh. This slime is positively charged.

1351. He'll wake up feeling like a million bucks.

1352. Whoa, this gentleman is a little bit ripe.

1353. That's all right, my friend. I think I had an accident too.

1354. Get him away!

1355. Get a knife or something! We gotta cut her out of this!

1356. Okay.

1357. All right. Now, listen. You gotta stay right here. Don't move.

1358. Uncle Pete's gotta go help your mom for a second. You stay here and don't say anything, okay?

1359. Uh-oh.

1360. Hold it right there, deadhead!

1361. You want a baby? Go ahead and knock up some willing hellhound.

1362. Otherwise, I'm giving you three to get back in that painting where you belong.

1363. One!

1364. Two.

1365. Three!

1366. You got him! You got him!

1367. That was really stupid.

1368. Ray, can you move?

1369. No. Are you okay?

1370. No.

1371. Venkman, how are you?

1372. I'm fine.

1373. No.

1374. No! Oscar.

1375. Please, do something!

1376. Not so fast, Vigo!

1377. Hey, Vigo!

1378. Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby.

1379. Didn't anybody tell you the big-shoulder look is out?

1380. You know, I have met some dumb blonds in my life,

1381. but you take the taco, pal.

1382. Only a Carpathian would come back to life now

1383. and choose New York.

1384. Tasty pick, bonehead!

1385. If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck,

1386. you would be living the sweet life

1387. out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley.

1388. Oh, darn it.

1389. Oh, darn it.

1390. Now we become one.

1391. Where's that singing coming from? People outside.

1392. Excuse me. Ghostbusters.

1393. Wow.

1394. I'm here with you, guys.

1395. He's weakening! The singing is neutralizing the slime!

1396. I can move!

1397. Oscar!

1398. Oh, sweetie.

1399. It's okay.

1400. He's back in the painting!

1401. All right, go find a shady spot.

1402. Vigie, Vigie, Vigie. You have been a bad monkey.

1403. Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster. Could you move, please?

1404. REY - REY -

1405. No!

1406. I, Ray and Vigo, shall rule the Earth!

1407. NOW! Be gone, you pitiful half-men!

1408. I did it! I did it! That was great!

1409. I'm a Ghostbuster! llovedifl

1410. You all right? Come on, get up. Let's get this off.

1411. Here.

1412. Here we go.

1413. How do you feel? Groovy.

1414. You all right? Yes. Thank you, Peter.

1415. Spread out, shorty.

1416. I love you guys.

1417. I love all you guys. Great, Ray.

1418. And I love Venkman. Uh-huh. Let's go.

1419. We gotta live with this? Real friendship.

1420. Yeah.

1421. Sir, are you all right?

1422. Why am I drippings with goo?

1423. You had a violent, prolonged, transformative psychic episode.

1424. Sorry we had to hose you there, but you were kind of out of control.

1425. Hey, man,

1426. let me tell you something.

1427. I love you.

1428. Yes? Yeah.

1429. Well, I love you too.

1430. Wow.

1431. Hey, fellas.

1432. You wanna take a look at this?

1433. Wow.

1434. Early Renaissance, I think.

1435. Raphael or Piero della Francesca.

1436. No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccines.