1. [Hr]Copy !req
2. Here, you can
take this ticket!Copy !req
3. You can have this ticket and keep it!
I'm not paying that ticket!Copy !req
4. Jesus! Why don't you watch
where you're going!Copy !req
5. Then I want you to go
downstairs to the cellarCopy !req
6. and check the water under the boiler.
I wanna do that today, all right!Copy !req
7. Could you do that?
Would you mind giving me a hand?Copy !req
8. I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett,
I'm the building superintendent.Copy !req
9. You're also a human being.Copy !req
10. It's not my job, but what the
hell, I'll do you a favor.Copy !req
11. Listen, when are you gonna get around to
fixing the radiator in the baby's room?Copy !req
12. You know, I asked you last week.
Didn't I do that?Copy !req
13. Well, it's getting really
cold in there. I...Copy !req
14. Okay, well,
it's no problem.Copy !req
15. Hey!Copy !req
16. Hey, stop that carriage!Copy !req
17. Get it! Stop!Copy !req
18. That's my baby!Copy !req
19. Watch out!Copy !req
20. Jesus!Copy !req
21. Oscar, watch out!Copy !req
22. My God!Copy !req
23. Please!Copy !req
24. Stop that carriage!Copy !req
25. How many of them are there?
Fourteen. They're in here.Copy !req
26. I hope you can handle it.
It's been like a nightmare.Copy !req
27. How big are they?
Four feet.Copy !req
28. Hey, kids, listen up!
Listen up! Look who's here!Copy !req
29. Hey!
Boo!Copy !req
30. How you doing, kids?Copy !req
31. I thought it was
gonna be He-Man.Copy !req
32. Yeah.
Hey, hey, I know.Copy !req
33. Why don't we all sit down
and we'll have fun.Copy !req
34. Yeah!Copy !req
35. You know, my dad says
you guys are full of crap.Copy !req
36. Jason.
Well, some people have troubleCopy !req
37. believing in the paranormal.
No, he just says you're full of crapCopy !req
38. and that's why you
went out of business.Copy !req
39. Song.Copy !req
40. Come on, everybody!Copy !req
41. - He-Man!
- He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!Copy !req
42. Let's go get a beer, all right?
Yeah.Copy !req
43. Thank you. Call anytime.
Bye.Copy !req
44. Look, that's it.
I've had it, Ray.Copy !req
45. No more parties.
Here's your share.Copy !req
46. Look, I'm tired of taking abuse
from over privileged 9-year-olds.Copy !req
47. I know, Z, but we can't quit now.
The holidays are coming up.Copy !req
48. It's our best season.
Ray.Copy !req
49. Man, face it.
Ghostbusters doesn't exist.Copy !req
50. A year from now, those kids
won't even remember who we are.Copy !req
51. Ungrateful little yuppie larvae.
After all we did for this city.Copy !req
52. Yeah, we conjured up
a 100-foot marshmallow man,Copy !req
53. blew the top three floors
off an uptown high-rise,Copy !req
54. ended up getting sued
by every state, countyCopy !req
55. and city agency in New York.Copy !req
56. Yeah, but what a ride.Copy !req
57. [Hr]Copy !req
58. —Right out into the middle of traffic
and I started really running after it.Copy !req
59. And then it just suddenly stopped,
right in the middle of the street.Copy !req
60. Mm-hm. And did anyone
else see this happen?Copy !req
61. Well, sure,
hundreds of people.Copy !req
62. Egon, I didn't
imagine this.Copy !req
63. I'm not saying you did. It's just in science,
we always look for the simplest explanation.Copy !req
64. We're ready, Dr. Spengler.
Good.Copy !req
65. We'll start with
the negative calibration.Copy !req
66. What are you working on, Egon?
Trying to determineCopy !req
67. whether human emotions actually
affect the physical environment.Copy !req
68. It's a theory Ray and I had when
we were still Ghostbusters.Copy !req
69. Can they see us?Copy !req
70. No. They think they're here
for marriage counseling.Copy !req
71. We kept them waiting
for two and a half hours.Copy !req
72. I've been gradually increasing
the temperature in the room.Copy !req
73. It's up to 95 degrees
at the moment.Copy !req
74. Now my assistant
has asked themCopy !req
75. if they'd mind waiting
another half-hour.Copy !req
76. Oh, good. Very good.Copy !req
77. Very, very nice.Copy !req
78. So, Egon, what do you think?
Excellent. Just excellent.Copy !req
79. Do the happiness
index next.Copy !req
80. I mean about the carriage.Copy !req
81. Well, I'd like to bring Ray in
on this, if you don't mind.Copy !req
82. Sure. Whatever you think.Copy !req
83. But not Venkman.Copy !req
84. Oh, no.Copy !req
85. Do you ever see him?
Occasionally.Copy !req
86. Peter? How is he these days?Copy !req
87. Well, he was
borderline for a while.Copy !req
88. Then he crossed
the border.Copy !req
89. Does he ever mention me?Copy !req
90. No.Copy !req
91. Oh. Well, we— We didn't
part on very good terms.Copy !req
92. And then we sort of lost track of
each other after I got married.Copy !req
93. We're ready for the affection test.
Good, send in the puppy, please.Copy !req
94. I thought of getting in touch with
him after my marriage ended, but...Copy !req
95. Oh.Copy !req
96. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
97. I appreciate your doing this.Copy !req
98. Try not to worry.Copy !req
99. Here's my phone number.
You'll call me?Copy !req
100. Yes.Copy !req
101. I'd rather you didn't mention any of
this to Peter, if you don't mind.Copy !req
102. No, I won't. I won't.Copy !req
103. Thanks.Copy !req
104. Let's see what happens
when we take away the puppy.Copy !req
105. This— Gee, I don't know...Copy !req
106. —father encouraged...Copy !req
107. Hi. Welcome back
to World of the Psychic.Copy !req
108. I'm Peter Venkman.Copy !req
109. I'm chatting with my guest.
Author, lecturer and psychic,Copy !req
110. Milton Angland. Milt, your new book
is called The End of the World.Copy !req
111. Now, can you tell us
when it's gonna be,Copy !req
112. or do we have
to buy the book?Copy !req
113. Well, I predict that
the world will endCopy !req
114. at the stroke of midnight
on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
115. This year?
Mm-hm.Copy !req
116. Well, that's cutting it a little
bit close, isn't it? I mean...Copy !req
117. Just from a sales point of view, I
mean, your book is just coming out,Copy !req
118. you're not gonna see any
paperback sales for at least a year.Copy !req
119. It'll be at least another year before you
know whether you've got the mini-seriesCopy !req
120. or Movie of the Week kind of possibilities.
Just devil's advocate, Milty.Copy !req
121. I mean, shouldn't you have said, "Hey,
the world's gonna end in 1992"?Copy !req
122. Wait a minute. This is—
Or better yet, 1994.Copy !req
123. This is not just some
money-making scheme, all right?Copy !req
124. I have a strong
psychic belief...Copy !req
125. that the world will endCopy !req
126. on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
127. For your sake, I hope you're right.
Thank you.Copy !req
128. Okay, but I think my other guest
may disagree with you.Copy !req
129. Elaine.Copy !req
130. Now, you had
another date in mind.Copy !req
131. According to my source,Copy !req
132. the end of the world will be on
February 14th in the year 2016.Copy !req
133. Valentine's Day.Copy !req
134. Bummer.Copy !req
135. Where'd you get
your date, Elaine?Copy !req
136. I received this information
from an alien.Copy !req
137. As I told my husband,Copy !req
138. it was in the
Paramus Holiday Inn.Copy !req
139. I was having a drink
at the bar, alone,Copy !req
140. and this alien
approached me.Copy !req
141. He started talking to me.
He bought me a drink.Copy !req
142. And then I think he must
have used some kind of a rayCopy !req
143. or a mind-control device,Copy !req
144. because he forced me
to follow him to his room.Copy !req
145. And that's where...Copy !req
146. he told me about
the end of the world.Copy !req
147. So your alien had a room
at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?Copy !req
148. It might've been a room
on the spacecraftCopy !req
149. made up to look like
a room at the Holiday Inn.Copy !req
150. I can't be sure
about that, Peter.Copy !req
151. Of course not. And that is
the whole problem with aliens,Copy !req
152. is you just can't trust them.Copy !req
153. Occasionally you meet a
nice one: Starman, E.T.Copy !req
154. But usually they turn out to be
some kind of big lizard!Copy !req
155. That's all the time we've got for
this week on World of the Psychic.Copy !req
156. Next week, though...Copy !req
157. Give me Ira. Hairless pets.Copy !req
158. Weird. Until then,Copy !req
159. this is Peter Venkman, saying:Copy !req
160. See you then. Bye.Copy !req
161. Norman, where do you
find these people?Copy !req
162. Weren't we supposed to have the
telekinetic guy who bends the spoons?Copy !req
163. He canceled. This is the best
we could do at such short notice.Copy !req
164. Look, no respected psychic
will come on the show.Copy !req
165. They think you're a fraud.
I am a fraud.Copy !req
166. Mr. Mayor. Lenny. Lenny!Copy !req
167. Pete Venkman.
Can I help you?Copy !req
168. Yeah, get your
hand off me.Copy !req
169. Thank you, I'm an old friend of the mayor's.
I wanna say hello, give him a kiss.Copy !req
170. I'm Jack Hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's
assistant. I know who you are, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
171. I just don't see any
ghosts anywhere.Copy !req
172. That's why I wanted
to talk to His Highness.Copy !req
173. See, we did a little job for the city a
while back and we got stifled on the billCopy !req
174. by some bureaucratic
bookworm like yourself.Copy !req
175. Look, you stay away from the mayor.
He's running for governor next fall.Copy !req
176. And the last thing we need is for him
to be associated with two-bit fraudsCopy !req
177. and publicity hounds
like you and your friends.Copy !req
178. You know, I'm a voter.Copy !req
179. Aren't you supposed to
lie to me and kiss my butt?Copy !req
180. All right, yes. Now, I want you
to put the Vigo in the arch.Copy !req
181. Under the arch there.Copy !req
182. Everything you're
doing is bad.Copy !req
183. I want you to know this.Copy !req
184. You be careful there, all right?Copy !req
185. No one listens to me.Copy !req
186. Well, Dana,
how are you doing?Copy !req
187. How's this Bonington coming?
It's coming along fine.Copy !req
188. This mixture you gave me
is working really well.Copy !req
189. Yes? Well, I make pretty
good cocktails, don't I?Copy !req
190. Yes, you're doing reallyCopy !req
191. quite good work there.
Thank you.Copy !req
192. It won't be long before
you can assist me in...Copy !req
193. more important
restoration.Copy !req
194. Just a— A white thing.Copy !req
195. Well, thank you, Dr. Poha.Copy !req
196. Janosz.
Janosz.Copy !req
197. Um, I've enjoyed working here,Copy !req
198. but now that my baby's a little older, I'm
gonna try to go back to the orchestra.Copy !req
199. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
you will not— Be not here.Copy !req
200. Well, could
I say goodbye?Copy !req
201. You know, maybe bring you
to a brunch today?Copy !req
202. Well, I can't today, I have an appointment.
In fact, I'd better go.Copy !req
203. I don't understand this. You know, every
day I say, "Can you do something?"Copy !req
204. You say, "No, I
can't do something."Copy !req
205. Do I have bad breath or something?
Of course not.Copy !req
206. All right. Well, I'll
give you a rain check.Copy !req
207. I think that she likes me.Copy !req
208. No, I do. I truly do.Copy !req
209. This one's interesting,
Ray. Berlin, 1939.Copy !req
210. A flower cart took off by itself,
rolled half a kilometer.Copy !req
211. Three hundred eyewitnesses.
My best to the coven.Copy !req
212. Berlin, huh? You know,Copy !req
213. you should also check Duke University
studies on controlled psychokinesis.Copy !req
214. I pulled it.
Perhaps you could you help me,Copy !req
215. I'm looking for
a love-potion aerosolCopy !req
216. that I could spray on a
certain Penthouse PetCopy !req
217. to obtain her total submission.Copy !req
218. Hello, Venkman.
Hi, Pete. How's it going?Copy !req
219. Very well.
Hi, Egon. How's school?Copy !req
220. I bet those science chicks really dig
that large cranium of yours, huh?Copy !req
221. I think they're more interested
in my epididymis.Copy !req
222. Ray, let's close this place up
so you can buy me a calzone.Copy !req
223. I really can't do that right now,
Pete. I'm working on something.Copy !req
224. But your book came in.Copy !req
225. Magical Paths to Fortune and Power.
Thank you.Copy !req
226. Good luck with
that, Venkman.Copy !req
227. Put this on my account, please?
Sure.Copy !req
228. Ray, take a look at this.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
229. What are you guys
working on?Copy !req
230. Uh, well, we're just kind of...
Ahem.Copy !req
231. checking something
out for an old friend.Copy !req
232. Neat. Who?Copy !req
233. Um...Copy !req
234. Ray's Occult.Copy !req
235. Seven o'clock on weekdays,
midnight on Saturdays.Copy !req
236. Thank you.Copy !req
237. Who?
Who?Copy !req
238. Just someone we know.
Oh.Copy !req
239. Who?Copy !req
240. I can't! No! No! No!
Yes, you can. Who?Copy !req
241. Nobody! Nobody!
Can you tell me now?Copy !req
242. I can't!
Now?Copy !req
243. Dana Barrett!Copy !req
244. Ow.Copy !req
245. My Dana Barrett?Copy !req
246. I'll get it.Copy !req
247. Hi, Dana.
Hi, Ray.Copy !req
248. How good to see you.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
249. Hey, no problem. Always glad to help.
And hug.Copy !req
250. Hello, Dana.
Hi, Egon.Copy !req
251. Nice place.Copy !req
252. Well, I know I'm just
asking for the big hurtCopy !req
253. but I thought I'd give
us one more chance.Copy !req
254. He tortured me.
He pulled my ears.Copy !req
255. Hello, Peter.Copy !req
256. Hello, Dana.Copy !req
257. So, what would you like to do first?
We'd like to examine the baby.Copy !req
258. Yeah, and anything associated with
the baby, especially stuffed toys.Copy !req
259. Then we'd like to see the buggy.
All right. Can I put him here?Copy !req
260. And wherever he sleeps.
Yes.Copy !req
261. This'll be fine.
This okay?Copy !req
262. That's fine.
Okay.Copy !req
263. We'll have to lay
him down flat.Copy !req
264. Okay, sweetheart, now
they're gonna take a look at you.Copy !req
265. We'll do a cursory
medical examination.Copy !req
266. What do you say? Gammel and
Pross Infant Acuity Test?Copy !req
267. Sounds good. We'll finish
with an Apgar score.Copy !req
268. It's nothing that's
gonna hurt him, right?Copy !req
269. No. No, I don't think so.
He'll be fine.Copy !req
270. You ever done this before?
On a chimp.Copy !req
271. So whatever happened
to Mr. Right, anyway?Copy !req
272. I heard he ditched you
and ran off to Europe.Copy !req
273. He didn't ditch me.
We had some problemsCopy !req
274. and he got a very good job offer from
an orchestra in London and he took it.Copy !req
275. So he ditched you.Copy !req
276. Okay. Subject is
a male Caucasian,Copy !req
277. approximately... Twenty_four inchesCopy !req
278. Twenty-four inches
in length.Copy !req
279. Subject weighs approximately 18
pounds and is about 8 months old.Copy !req
280. Okay. Ocular?Copy !req
281. Pupillary response normal.Copy !req
282. Auditory.Copy !req
283. Appears normal.
Apillary reflex.Copy !req
284. Appears to be ticklish.
Yep. Baby ticklish.Copy !req
285. You know, you'd have been
better off marrying me.Copy !req
286. You never asked me.Copy !req
287. And whenever I brought it up,
you'd get drowsy and fall asleep.Copy !req
288. You never got it, Dana.Copy !req
289. I'm a man. I'm sensitive.Copy !req
290. I need to feel loved.
I need to be desired.Copy !req
291. It was when you started introducing
me as "the old ball and chain."Copy !req
292. That's when I left.Copy !req
293. Well, I may have
a lot of personal problems,Copy !req
294. but I'm a total professional
when it comes to my job.Copy !req
295. Hey, Egon.
What?Copy !req
296. What are we doing?
He seems to be fine, Dana.Copy !req
297. Mm-hm. He's very healthy.
He's okay.Copy !req
298. When he does sleep,
where do you put him?Copy !req
299. Right around here.
I'll show you.Copy !req
300. Venkman, would you get
a stool specimen, please?Copy !req
301. Business or personal?Copy !req
302. It's a little messy.Copy !req
303. Well, we don't wanna play with anything,
we just wanna sweep for valences.Copy !req
304. Mm. Very cheerful.Copy !req
305. My parents didn't
believe in toys.Copy !req
306. You wanna play with a big kid?Copy !req
307. You know, I should
have been your father.Copy !req
308. I mean, I could have been.Copy !req
309. I understand.Copy !req
310. Help! He's gone
completely berserk. Help!Copy !req
311. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
312. You mean you never
even had a Slinky?Copy !req
313. We had part
of a Slinky.Copy !req
314. But I straightened it.Copy !req
315. Help! Help!Copy !req
316. He...Copy !req
317. He had some sort of clear liquid
coming out of his mouth.Copy !req
318. Yeah, well, that happens.Copy !req
319. Well, what
do you think?Copy !req
320. Well, he's ugly.Copy !req
321. I mean, he's not
Elephant Man ugly,Copy !req
322. but he's not attractive.
Was his father ugly?Copy !req
323. Don't listen.
And he stinks.Copy !req
324. You're ripe, sefior.Copy !req
325. Did his father stink?Copy !req
326. Yeah. Daddy was a smelly, huh?Copy !req
327. What's your name?
His name is Oscar.Copy !req
328. Named after a hot dog.
You poor man.Copy !req
329. You poor, poor man.Copy !req
330. But seriously,
there's nothing...Copy !req
331. unusual about him,
is there?Copy !req
332. Well, I don't have
a lot of experience with babies.Copy !req
333. But you're excited now,Copy !req
334. because Mama's here to get your
stool sample. Right, Mama?Copy !req
335. Stool sample?
Yeah.Copy !req
336. Nothing.
So, what, brainiac?Copy !req
337. I'd like to run some gynaecological
tests on the mother.Copy !req
338. Who wouldn't?
Let's check the street.Copy !req
339. It stopped right over there,Copy !req
340. in the middle of the crosswalk.
All right, I can get us out there.Copy !req
341. Hey. Venkman.
Hold on.Copy !req
342. We're scientists, excuse us.
Get out of the way!Copy !req
343. Thanks a lot.
We gotta do an inquiry here.Copy !req
344. Hold on. Thanks. Appreciate it.Copy !req
345. Thanks.Copy !req
346. You gonna move
out of there or what?Copy !req
347. Relax, you're on the meter. Come on, hey!
We're scientists, get out of the way.Copy !req
348. I think we hit
the honeypot.Copy !req
349. There's something brewing under the street.
I've got 1118 on the PKE.Copy !req
350. Two-point-five GEVs
on the gigameter.Copy !req
351. Well, what does
that mean?Copy !req
352. Hey! How you doing?Copy !req
353. Me?
Yeah.Copy !req
354. Fine. Fine. It's cutting fine now.
Great.Copy !req
355. Why are you cutting?Copy !req
356. Why am I cutting?Copy !req
357. Boss! Yeah.Copy !req
358. Who told you
to stop cutting?Copy !req
359. Somebody tell you to stop—?
What're you guys doing here?Copy !req
360. Did you tell him
to stop cutting?Copy !req
361. Yes, I told him to stop.
What are you doing?Copy !req
362. What's it look like we're doing here? Why
don't you let us work? We let you work.Copy !req
363. Hey, take it easy. He's been working
overtime. I tell you why we're here.Copy !req
364. We're here because some diaper bag downtown is
being a jerk and making us work on a Friday night.Copy !req
365. Am I right, Peter?
Of course you're right, Raymond.Copy !req
366. Is he right, Ziggy? YoCopy !req
367. You guys take it easy, all right?
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
368. What have you been doing?Copy !req
369. What have I been doing? While you
were getting coffee for an hour,Copy !req
370. I've been digging a big hole
in the middle of the street.Copy !req
371. Looks like you uncovered
an old air shaft.Copy !req
372. Man, that just goes on and on.Copy !req
373. This is very intense. We
should get a deeper reading.Copy !req
374. Yeah. We're gonna need
a deeper reading.Copy !req
375. Yeah, somebody
has to go down there.Copy !req
376. Yeah, somebody's gotta
go down there.Copy !req
377. Stinging! I'm stinging!Copy !req
378. Listen to me.Copy !req
379. What? Who?Copy !req
380. I, Vigo, the scourge
of Carpathia,Copy !req
381. the sorrow of Moldavia,
command you.Copy !req
382. Oh, command me, lord.Copy !req
383. On a mountain of skulls
in the castle of painCopy !req
384. I sat on a throne of blood.Copy !req
385. What was, will be.Copy !req
386. What is, will be no more.Copy !req
387. Now is the season of evil.Copy !req
388. Evil?Copy !req
389. Find me a child,
that I might live again.Copy !req
390. Yes. A child.Copy !req
391. A child. A child?Copy !req
392. A child.Copy !req
393. You all right?Copy !req
394. Yeah, I'm good.
The speed's good, boys.Copy !req
395. Keep it coming.Copy !req
396. We're breaking through.
I see some light.Copy !req
397. I'm in some kind of a chamber.
There's tile work.Copy !req
398. Slime!
What?Copy !req
399. It's a river of slime!Copy !req
400. There's gotta be 25,000 gallons of it.
It's flowing through here like a river.Copy !req
401. Van Horne. Pneumatic transit.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
402. It's the old pneumatic
transit system, it's still here.Copy !req
403. Okay. That's good.
Hold me up. That's good.Copy !req
404. What do you see?Copy !req
405. All right.
Let's see if I can get a sample.Copy !req
406. What's going
on here?Copy !req
407. Hey, what's
the story?Copy !req
408. Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna
come and roust me out again?Copy !req
409. I got 3000 phones out
in Greenwich Village.Copy !req
410. I got about 8 million miles
of cable I gotta check.Copy !req
411. You gonna come shake
my monkey tree again?Copy !req
412. What are you talking about, buddy?
The phone lines are over there.Copy !req
413. What did I say to you? The
phone lines are over there.Copy !req
414. What did I say? How many times?
Hey! Hey!Copy !req
415. Hey, you're not with Con Ed or
the phone company. We checked.Copy !req
416. So tell me another one.Copy !req
417. I've got a major
gas leak here!Copy !req
418. Where do you think all this
is coming from, the sky?Copy !req
419. Okay, 1903/5-Copy !req
420. Boys?Copy !req
421. Pull me up now, all right?Copy !req
422. There's some kind of activity
going on with this stuff.Copy !req
423. Boys? Hey, help!Copy !req
424. Take me up!
Ray!Copy !req
425. Start it! Start it!Copy !req
426. Boys? Hey, what's
going on up there?Copy !req
427. Come on! Get me
out of this hole!Copy !req
428. Sweetie.Copy !req
429. Hello.Copy !req
430. Go back to sleep, darling.Copy !req
431. Who is it?
It's Janosz.Copy !req
432. Janosz.Copy !req
433. Hello, Janosz.Copy !req
434. This is a surprise.
Oh, hello.Copy !req
435. Uh, yes. Well, I happened to
be here in this neighborhoodCopy !req
436. and I thought that I would stop
by to see how is it with you.Copy !req
437. Yeah, because of all
this blackness, it was.Copy !req
438. We're fine. Thank you. Thank—
Well, then, you're okay?Copy !req
439. How's the baby?
He's okay. Yes.Copy !req
440. Whoo.Copy !req
441. He's sleeping.
Oh, but I "woo"-ed.Copy !req
442. That's okay.
All right, andCopy !req
443. do you need anything?
You know?Copy !req
444. Do you want me
to come in?Copy !req
445. No, thank you.
All right.Copy !req
446. Just thought that
I would check. You know.Copy !req
447. Well, hey, you.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.Copy !req
448. Good night, Janosz.Copy !req
449. Before we begin this trial, I
want to make one thing very clear.Copy !req
450. The law does not recognize
the existence of ghostsCopy !req
451. and I don't believe
in them either.Copy !req
452. I don't want to hear a lot of malarkey
about goblins, spooks and demons.Copy !req
453. We're gonna stick to
the facts in this caseCopy !req
454. and leave the ghost stories
to the kiddies, understood?Copy !req
455. Wow, sounds like a pretty
open-minded guy, huh?Copy !req
456. Yeah, they call him
"The Hammer."Copy !req
457. What can we do? It's all in
the hands of our lawyer now.Copy !req
458. I think you guys
are making a big mistake.Copy !req
459. I do mostly tax law and some
probate stuff occasionally.Copy !req
460. I got my law degree
at night school.Copy !req
461. Well, that's fine, Louis.
We got arrested at night.Copy !req
462. Look, just put these
guys away fastCopy !req
463. and make sure they go away
for a long, long time, okay?Copy !req
464. I don't think it's gonna be hard,
with this list of charges.Copy !req
465. Good. Very good.Copy !req
466. Violating a judicial
restraining order,Copy !req
467. willful destruction of public
property, fraud, malicious mischief.Copy !req
468. See you in a couple of years,
at your first parole hearing.Copy !req
469. You'll never take us alive.Copy !req
470. All right, all right.
Let's get on with it.Copy !req
471. Your Honor,Copy !req
472. ladies and gentlemen
of the audience,Copy !req
473. I don't think it's fair
to call my clients frauds.Copy !req
474. Okay, so the blackout was a big
problem for everybody, okay?Copy !req
475. I was stuck in an elevator for two hours
and I had to make the whole time.Copy !req
476. But I don't blame them.Copy !req
477. Because one time I turned into a
dog and they helped me. Thank you.Copy !req
478. Very good, Louis.
Short but pointless.Copy !req
479. Mr. Fianella,Copy !req
480. please look at exhibits A
through F on the table over here.Copy !req
481. Do you recognize
this equipment?Copy !req
482. Yeah, that's the stuff
the cops took from their truck.Copy !req
483. Do you know what
this equipment is used for?Copy !req
484. I don't know. Catching
ghosts, maybe? I don't know.Copy !req
485. May I remind the court the defendants
are under a judicial restraining orderCopy !req
486. that strictly forbids them
from performing servicesCopy !req
487. as paranormal investigators
or eliminators.Copy !req
488. So noted.Copy !req
489. Now, Mr. Fianella,Copy !req
490. can you identify the substance
in this jar marked "Exhibit F"?Copy !req
491. Yeah. Yeah, that's
the stuff, all right.Copy !req
492. Your Honor, I've been working
underground for Con Ed for 27 years.Copy !req
493. I never saw anything
like this in my life.Copy !req
494. Whatever's down there,
they must've put it there.Copy !req
495. No, we didn't!
Ray, Ray.Copy !req
496. Shut up!Copy !req
497. So you were just trying to help—
Help out a friend.Copy !req
498. Who was frightened.
Who was scared.Copy !req
499. And when you're scared—
What?Copy !req
500. There was no evil—
No evil was intended. No malice.Copy !req
501. When you live in a place
and you love it like you do,Copy !req
502. you don't want nothing
bad to happen.Copy !req
503. What?
It was a one-shot...Copy !req
504. Because it'll never happen again. It's an
isolated incident, it's a one-shot deal.Copy !req
505. Objection, Your Honor.
What?Copy !req
506. He's leading the witness.
Sustained.Copy !req
507. Give me a break.
We're both lawyers.Copy !req
508. Mr. Tully, do you have any
questions for this witnessCopy !req
509. that might have some
bearing on this case?Copy !req
510. Do I?
No, we've helped them out enough.Copy !req
511. No, Your Honor.Copy !req
512. Your witness.Copy !req
513. Dr. Venkman...Copy !req
514. would you please tell the court why
it is that you and your co-defendantsCopy !req
515. took it upon yourselves to dig a very
big hole in the middle of First Avenue.Copy !req
516. Well, there's so many holes
in First AvenueCopy !req
517. we really didn't think
anyone would notice.Copy !req
518. Keep that up, mister,
I'll find you in contempt.Copy !req
519. I'm truly sorry, Your Honor.Copy !req
520. I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman
Why were you digging the hole?Copy !req
521. And please remember
you're under oath.Copy !req
522. There are some things
in this worldCopy !req
523. that go way beyond
human understanding.Copy !req
524. Things that cannot
be explained,Copy !req
525. things that most people
don't wanna know about.Copy !req
526. That is where we come in.Copy !req
527. So what you're saying is that
the world of the supernaturalCopy !req
528. is your
exclusive province?Copy !req
529. Kitten, I think
what I'm saying is thatCopy !req
530. sometimes shit happens,
someone has to deal with it,Copy !req
531. and who you gonna call?Copy !req
532. Shut up!Copy !req
533. Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz,
Egon Spengler, stand up!Copy !req
534. Get up!Copy !req
535. You too, Mr. Tully.Copy !req
536. I find you guilty on all charges.Copy !req
537. I order you to pay fines
in the amount of $25,000 each.Copy !req
538. I sentence you to 18 months at the city
correctional facility at Riker's Island.Copy !req
539. Egie, she's twitching.Copy !req
540. I'm not finished!Copy !req
541. On a more personal note,
let me just go on recordCopy !req
542. as saying that there's no place
for fakes, charlatans—Copy !req
543. Uh, your Honor—
Shut up!Copy !req
544. Tricksters like you in decent society.
Your Honor, this is important.Copy !req
545. You play on the gullibility
of innocent people.Copy !req
546. Yes, sir.
Be quiet!Copy !req
547. But—
If my hands weren't tiedCopy !req
548. by the unalterable
fetters of the lawCopy !req
549. then I would invoke the tradition
of our illustrious forebears,Copy !req
550. reach back to a purer,
sterner justiceCopy !req
551. and have you burned at the stake!Copy !req
552. Wow.Copy !req
553. Oh, my God, the Scoleri brothers.Copy !req
554. The Scoleri brothers!
Friends of yours?Copy !req
555. I tried them for murder!
Gave them the chair!Copy !req
556. You gotta do something!Copy !req
557. Why don't you just tell them
you don't believe in ghosts.Copy !req
558. You gotta do
something. Help me!Copy !req
559. Don't talk to me.
Talk to my attorney.Copy !req
560. That's me! My guys are still under
a judicial misstrangement order.Copy !req
561. That blue thing I got from her.
They could be exposing themselves.Copy !req
562. And you don't want us
exposing ourselves.Copy !req
563. You're next, Bubbles.
All right! I rescind the order!Copy !req
564. Case dismissed!
Hurray! We won the case!Copy !req
565. Now, do something!Copy !req
566. I always hated this part
of the business.Copy !req
567. You know, it's been a couple
years since we used this stuff.Copy !req
568. I hope it still works.
It should.Copy !req
569. Power cells have
a half-life of 5000 years.Copy !req
570. There's no time for a bench test.Copy !req
571. Heat them up.Copy !req
572. Do...
Re...Copy !req
573. EgOn!Copy !req
574. Whoa.Copy !req
575. [Hr]Copy !req
576. You got him, Venkman!
Hold him! Steady.Copy !req
577. Come on, big boy. I'm gonna take
you home to my private zoo.Copy !req
578. You got him. You got him!Copy !req
579. Egie, bring the trap.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
580. Behind you, Ray!Copy !req
581. Hold him, Ray!Copy !req
582. Venkman, start
bringing him back!Copy !req
583. Come on, you big meanie.
Let's go, chubby.Copy !req
584. Ray, keep pulling him to the right.Copy !req
585. Okay, the trap's going in.Copy !req
586. No, no, Spengie!Copy !req
587. Hold it, Ray!
Hit it!Copy !req
588. Two in the box!
Ready to go!Copy !req
589. We be fast.
And they be slow!Copy !req
590. Wow.Copy !req
591. We're the best! We're the beautiful!
We're the onlyCopy !req
592. Ghostbusters.
We're back!Copy !req
593. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
594. Yes, we're back.Copy !req
595. [Hr]Copy !req
596. Certified check,
cash or money order.Copy !req
597. Get him!Copy !req
598. Bye-bye.Copy !req
599. What is it, honey?
It's that darn ghost again.Copy !req
600. He just won't leave us alone.Copy !req
601. I guess we're just going
to have to move.Copy !req
602. No, wait! Don't worry,
we're not moving.Copy !req
603. He is.Copy !req
604. Who are you going to call?Copy !req
605. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
606. Now.Copy !req
607. Janine, lunch!Copy !req
608. Boy, it smells like
somebody took a big—Copy !req
609. With our special
half-price service plan.Copy !req
610. What? Hold on. Half-price?Copy !req
611. Have we all gone mad?
I guess so, Pete.Copy !req
612. Because that's not all.
Tell them, Egon.Copy !req
613. Oh, you mean the Ghostbusters
hot-beverage thermal mugCopy !req
614. and free balloons
for the kids?Copy !req
615. We've been experimenting with the
plasm we found in the subway tunnel.Copy !req
616. Careful.Copy !req
617. Should I get spoons?
Don't bother. Watch this.Copy !req
618. Try it, Ray.Copy !req
619. You! You worthless
piece of slime!Copy !req
620. You ignorant,
disgusting blob.Copy !req
621. You're nothing but an unstable
short-chain molecule!Copy !req
622. You foul, obnoxious muck!Copy !req
623. You have a weak
electrochemical bond!Copy !req
624. I have seen some disgusting
crud in my timeCopy !req
625. but you take the cake.Copy !req
626. You're a— You're just—
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
627. This is what you do
with your spare time?Copy !req
628. Peter, this is an
incredible breakthrough.Copy !req
629. What a discovery.
A psycho-reactive substance.Copy !req
630. Whatever this stuff is, it responds
to human emotional states.Copy !req
631. Mood slime.Copy !req
632. On, baby.Copy !req
633. You mean this stuff actually
feeds on bad vibes.Copy !req
634. Like a cop in
a doughnut factory.Copy !req
635. We've been running tests to see if we can
get an equally strong positive reaction.Copy !req
636. What kind of tests?Copy !req
637. Well, we sing to it
and we talk to itCopy !req
638. and say supportive,
nurturing things to it.Copy !req
639. You're not sleeping
with it, are you, Ray?Copy !req
640. Oh, you.Copy !req
641. It's always the quiet ones.
You hound.Copy !req
642. Ahem. How about the kinetic tests?
Okay.Copy !req
643. Ordinary household toaster.Copy !req
644. We'll take your word for that.Copy !req
645. It responds to music, so we've been doing
some experimentation, playing easy listening.Copy !req
646. Middle-of-the-road-type stuff. You know, Paul
Young, "Dust in the Wind." That works okay.Copy !req
647. Works for me.
Loves Jackie Wilson.Copy !req
648. Jeez. You guys do this at night
when I'm not here?Copy !req
649. Oh, I get it. It sings. It sounds
exactly like Jackie.Copy !req
650. That's fantastic.
Just watch.Copy !req
651. Does it do Emmylou Harris?Copy !req
652. Oh, it dances too.Copy !req
653. Shake it up!Copy !req
654. Oh, baby! Oh, you're my number one
Christmas boutique gift item.Copy !req
655. Right, and the first time somebody gets
mad, that toaster could eat their hand.Copy !req
656. No, no, no. We put a warning label
on it. We don't have any liability.Copy !req
657. Ow. Ow!Copy !req
658. Oh, did you ever go for it!
The old man-eating toaster bit.Copy !req
659. Get him!
No!Copy !req
660. Hello. I'm looking
for Dana Barrett.Copy !req
661. Room 304, restoration.
Thank you.Copy !req
662. Hey, Dr. Venkman!
World of the Psychic.Copy !req
663. That's right. How you doing?
I'm a big, big fan of yours.Copy !req
664. Thank you very much.
Thank you.Copy !req
665. It used to be one of
my two favorite shows.Copy !req
666. You're kidding me. Well, great.
What was the other one?Copy !req
667. Bass Masters. It's a fishing show.
Yeah, I know Bass Masters. Sure.Copy !req
668. [Hr]Copy !req
669. You're good, pretty eyes.Copy !req
670. I didn't paint it.
I'm just cleaning it.Copy !req
671. It's a Gauguin.
Oh, I've heard of him.Copy !req
672. Hey, Dana. Aren't you going to
introduce me to your friend?Copy !req
673. Sure. Peter Venkman,
this is Dr. Janosz Poha,Copy !req
674. the head of our department.Copy !req
675. Yes, I have, of course, have
seen you on the television.Copy !req
676. Quite enjoy. You're not here
on business, I hope?Copy !req
677. Well, it's top-secret. Say,
Johnny, you got a Gauguin too.Copy !req
678. No. Actually, I'm preparing this portrait
for the new Romantic exhibition.Copy !req
679. Yes. This is Prince Vigo, the
ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia.Copy !req
680. Bit of a sissy, isn't he?Copy !req
681. He was a very powerful
magician, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
682. And a genius in many ways.Copy !req
683. He was also a lunatic
and a genocidal madman.Copy !req
684. I hate this painting.
I've felt uncomfortableCopy !req
685. ever since it came up
from storage.Copy !req
686. Well, you're probably feeling
what Vigo is feeling:Copy !req
687. Carpathian kitten loss.
He's missed his kitten.Copy !req
688. We'll just put one in here
by the castle.Copy !req
689. We don't go around altering
valuable artwork, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
690. Go. Yes, I think, go.
Yes, the joyfulness is over.Copy !req
691. He's kidding.Copy !req
692. Well, you're not gonna get a green
card with that attitude, pal. Okay?Copy !req
693. I don't know what to—
Oh, of course. Of course.Copy !req
694. I get it. You're sweet on
this hunky stud, aren't you?Copy !req
695. You know, Peter, every now
and then I get the feelingCopy !req
696. that painting is watching me,
even smiling at me.Copy !req
697. You know, I think we got
more food on your shirtCopy !req
698. than we did in your mouth.Copy !req
699. Okay.Copy !req
700. Bath. You get to take
a bath, don't you?Copy !req
701. Yes, do your favorite thing.Copy !req
702. Because I know what you get to do.Copy !req
703. You know what you get to do?Copy !req
704. Do you know what's more fun
than anything? Huh?Copy !req
705. Splash Mommy.Copy !req
706. "I get to splash Mommy." Yes.Copy !req
707. [Hr]Copy !req
708. We'll be ready in
just a moment.Copy !req
709. Mommy's gonna
take her shirt off too.Copy !req
710. No! No!Copy !req
711. Peter, it's me. Please let us in.Copy !req
712. What the hell is this?Copy !req
713. Peter, let us in, please.Copy !req
714. I didn't know where else to go.Copy !req
715. The most awful thing
happened.Copy !req
716. The bathtub... The bathtub
was trying to eat Oscar.Copy !req
717. I was giving him a bath. There was
all this pink ooze everywhereCopy !req
718. and it was reaching for him.
Okay, you're all right.Copy !req
719. I'm not gonna let them
get you.Copy !req
720. All right. You're all safe now, okay?
I was so terrified.Copy !req
721. Yes, darling. I'm so sorry.
You guys just sit down. Relax.Copy !req
722. Come on. Just sit down. I'll get you
guys a shirt or something. Hold on.Copy !req
723. Ray. Yeah, Dana's just come
over to my place.Copy !req
724. Well, actually, her tub
tried to eat her.Copy !req
725. What? Are you serious?Copy !req
726. Well, that's great!Copy !req
727. I mean, that's terrible.Copy !req
728. But it's great for what we—Copy !req
729. Yeah, I will.Copy !req
730. Yeah, sure, we'll get right on it.Copy !req
731. Spengler. A major slime-related
psychokinetic event.Copy !req
732. What happened?
Something came out of Dana's bathtub.Copy !req
733. Tried to grab her and the baby.
Are they all right?Copy !req
734. She got out and went to Venkman's.
This is interesting, Ray.Copy !req
735. Remember the painting
Venkman mentioned?Copy !req
736. I ran "Vigo the Carpathian"
through the occult reference net.Copy !req
737. Look what came up.Copy !req
738. Ooh. Nice ugly history.Copy !req
739. You think there's a connection between
this Vigo character and the...Copy !req
740. slime?Copy !req
741. Is the atomic weight
of cobalt 58.9?Copy !req
742. We better get over to Dana's apartment.
I'd like to check out that bathtub.Copy !req
743. It might be a good idea to go
to the museum in the morning,Copy !req
744. get a look at that painting.Copy !req
745. Ray's gonna go on over to
your place and just take a look.Copy !req
746. He is?
Okay.Copy !req
747. I have been holding on to this
for a long time, Oscar.Copy !req
748. I got this from a girl who got
this from Joe Willie Namath, okay?Copy !req
749. We don't know how.
We don't wanna know.Copy !req
750. So I would appreciate it if you
would not hose this thing down,Copy !req
751. you know, give it your own
personal rinse. Thank you.Copy !req
752. Be an excellent time
for you to start practicingCopy !req
753. a thing we big guys
like to call self-control.Copy !req
754. Get out of here. Oh, look at him.
Look at him. Oh, look at his gut.Copy !req
755. Oh, he's a coconut,
this guy.Copy !req
756. You're gonna be staying at Uncle
Pete's until this thing blows over.Copy !req
757. This is your place now.Copy !req
758. Hi.Copy !req
759. Come on in. This is my place.Copy !req
760. So how are we gonna handle
the sleeping arrangements?Copy !req
761. Well, what's best for me isCopy !req
762. if I lie on my side like this
and you spoon up beside me,Copy !req
763. your arm draped over me.
We do it the other way,Copy !req
764. I get your hair caught in my
throat and I choke in the night.Copy !req
765. Well, how about you on the sofa
and me and the baby in the bed?Copy !req
766. It's a way to go.Copy !req
767. It's so late. I really ought
to put him down.Copy !req
768. May I?
Yeah, if you want to.Copy !req
769. You're short.Copy !req
770. Your belly button
sticks out too far.Copy !req
771. And you're a terrible burden
on your poor mother.Copy !req
772. [Hr]Copy !req
773. You find anything at Dana's?
Nothing but mood slime residueCopy !req
774. around the bathtub. But I did get something
on that Vigo character you mentioned.Copy !req
775. Found it in Magicians, Martyrs
and Madmen.Copy !req
776. Dig that.
Vigo the Carpathian,Copy !req
777. born 1505, died 1610.Copy !req
778. 105 years old. He hung
in there, didn't he?Copy !req
779. He didn't die of old age, either.
He was poisoned, stabbed, shot,Copy !req
780. hung, stretched, disembowelled,
drawn and quartered.Copy !req
781. Ouch.Copy !req
782. I guess he wasn't too popular.
Not exactly a man of the people.Copy !req
783. Also known as Vigo the Cruel,
Vigo the Torturer,Copy !req
784. Vigo the Despised
and Vigo the Unholy.Copy !req
785. Wasn't he also
Vigo the Butch?Copy !req
786. And dig this.
There was a prophecy.Copy !req
787. Just before his head died,
his last words were:Copy !req
788. "Death is but a door. Time is
but a window. I'll be back."Copy !req
789. Let's suck in the guts, guys.
We're the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
790. Go! Go. Please, go. You. Yes, you.
Who's this wiggler?Copy !req
791. He's yours, Ray. Sic him.
lhaveu.Copy !req
792. Hi, how are you? Ray Stantz from
the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you.Copy !req
793. Beautiful lab you have here. We're
just doing a routine spook check.Copy !req
794. Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here.
Yeah, we know that, Johnny.Copy !req
795. So why are you came?
Well, we got a reportCopy !req
796. there was a major creep in the area. We checked
our list, and you were right on the top.Copy !req
797. Johnny, where in the hell
are you from, anyway?Copy !req
798. The Upper West Side.Copy !req
799. The whole room's
extremely hot, Peter.Copy !req
800. Ew, that's one ugly dude.
Hot?Copy !req
801. Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo? Vigs,
would you look this way, please?Copy !req
802. No, don't. No! No!
No photographs, please.Copy !req
803. Slides are available in the gift shop.Copy !req
804. Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston.Copy !req
805. All right. You know what?
Give me angry, will you?Copy !req
806. Give me angry. You've had a bad day.
You're cranky. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
807. Good, good. Ooh, angrier.Copy !req
808. I'm scared. You're scaring me.
Stop it. Yeah. Good!Copy !req
809. Okay, walk for me, talk for me.
Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
810. Okay, give me hot and sexy.Copy !req
811. Can you do it? You can. Oh, boy.
Show me some teeth. Come on.Copy !req
812. I bet the girls like you, huh?
Do the girls?Copy !req
813. Do the guys?
Bet they both do, huh?Copy !req
814. What about the animals?
They like you? That's it, more!Copy !req
815. Yeah, come on! You're big, you're big.
All right, destroy me. Destroy me!Copy !req
816. Yeah! Destroy me.
Yeah, yeah! Give it, give it!Copy !req
817. Venkman, we need
to talk. Come on.Copy !req
818. I've worked with better.
But not many. Thank you.Copy !req
819. John, thanks.Copy !req
820. Hey. Hey, you finished?
Yeah, I'm finished here.Copy !req
821. Are you all right?
What?Copy !req
822. I mean, you're not coming
down with something?Copy !req
823. Me?Copy !req
824. [Hr]Copy !req
825. Dana. Your prince.Copy !req
826. Oh, no.Copy !req
827. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
828. She cleaned.Copy !req
829. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
830. Shh. He's asleep.
Come here.Copy !req
831. So what happened with my apartment?
Well,Copy !req
832. the guys spent
the whole night there.Copy !req
833. They went through all your things,
your personal stuff,Copy !req
834. they tried on some of your clothes,
made some long-distance phone calls,Copy !req
835. cleaned out the fridge.
Did they find anything?Copy !req
836. They found a little bit
of that pink slime.Copy !req
837. Oh, God. Well, what am
I supposed to do now?Copy !req
838. You are supposed to get
dressed and get crazy with meCopy !req
839. on the streets of Manhattan.
I don't think—Copy !req
840. This is exactly what you need.
I have got you a babysitter.Copy !req
841. The whole thing's wired.
I don't think we should go on a date.Copy !req
842. You know, and I can't leave
Oscar in a strange placeCopy !req
843. with a strange person.Copy !req
844. Strange person? Janine
Melnitz, from my staff.Copy !req
845. Janine has
experience babysitting?Copy !req
846. Here.Copy !req
847. Thank you.Copy !req
848. I've also brought some things
from your apartment.Copy !req
849. Some wardrobe choices. A couple
of provocative ensembles in here.Copy !req
850. I'll leave it up to you.
Okay, but after dinner.Copy !req
851. Don't put any of those old
cheap moves on me, okay?Copy !req
852. No, no, no.
It's different.Copy !req
853. I have all new cheap moves.Copy !req
854. Hey, you. Hey, you.Copy !req
855. It looks like you're awake,
huh? You're awake.Copy !req
856. Yes, Osco.Copy !req
857. You're gonna have the whole place
to yourself tonight, pal.Copy !req
858. It's gonna be pretty neat.Copy !req
859. I got some Laura Antonelli
tapes if you wanna watch them.Copy !req
860. Dana, did you see
some shirts hereCopy !req
861. in the floor-bed area?
Yeah, I put them in the hamper.Copy !req
862. I have a hamper?
Yeah, it's in the bathroom.Copy !req
863. Neat.Copy !req
864. Will you tell me next time you're
gonna do that, though, please?Copy !req
865. Well, I thought they were dirty.Copy !req
866. I have more than two grades
of laundry, okay?Copy !req
867. There's not just clean and dirty.
There are many subtle levels, okay?Copy !req
868. You hang this outside
the window for 20 minutes,Copy !req
869. it's perfectly fine.Copy !req
870. Interesting role model
for you, Oscar, huh?Copy !req
871. [Hr]Copy !req
872. Well, they couldn't get to you
until after the New Year.Copy !req
873. Well, just don't go in there.Copy !req
874. Louis, I'm closing up!Copy !req
875. Well, should I take the subway
or the surface roads?Copy !req
876. Or what? It's kind of busy...
Well, I'm walking. Good night.Copy !req
877. Well, now.
Well, well, hang on, now.Copy !req
878. Do you maybe wanna—?
No, no.Copy !req
879. Do you wanna have
something to eat with me?Copy !req
880. Well, yeah, I'd love that.Copy !req
881. But I told Dr. Venkman
I'd babysit for him.Copy !req
882. Oh, well...
Do you wanna babysit with me?Copy !req
883. Okay. I would.
Great. His place at 8.Copy !req
884. Bye.
His place at 8. All right.Copy !req
885. I can get his address from the W2—
Hey, buddy. Move it!Copy !req
886. We were right, Ray. Multi-planar
Kirlian emanations.Copy !req
887. Yeah, well, here's your
next month's cover of Go.Copy !req
888. Check out the aura
on this sucker.Copy !req
889. Now, there's definitely
a living presence there.Copy !req
890. We should get a deeper look.Copy !req
891. Why don't I run this wider shot
through the spectral analyzer.Copy !req
892. Good, I'll try turning
up the roentgens.Copy !req
893. So, what do you think?
Chinese?Copy !req
894. How about Thai?
No, it's too spicy.Copy !req
895. Greek?
Mexican?Copy !req
896. Pizza.
Thin or thick?Copy !req
897. Chicago.Copy !req
898. What the hell is that?Copy !req
899. I know what it is.Copy !req
900. I've seen it before.
Where?Copy !req
901. When you guys had me dangling
like a worm on a hookCopy !req
902. a hundred feet
below First Avenue.Copy !req
903. That's the river of slime.Copy !req
904. REY -Copy !req
905. We need a blanket or
a hose or something.Copy !req
906. Get out.Copy !req
907. Why is this closed?Copy !req
908. Winston! Winston!Copy !req
909. Fire!
Back away, back away.Copy !req
910. What are we gonna do,
put our heads in the toilet?Copy !req
911. [Hr]Copy !req
912. Taxi!Copy !req
913. Pete, it's great that you're here.
We've got incredible news.Copy !req
914. Wait a minute.
Can I have one try?Copy !req
915. All-you-can-eat barbecue rib
night at the Sizzler?Copy !req
916. No. We analyzed the photos you took
of Vigo. The spectrogram showsCopy !req
917. a river of slime flowing behind him.
Like the one I saw underground.Copy !req
918. We're going into the subway and sewer system
to see if we can trace the source of the flow.Copy !req
919. Yeah, come on. Change
your clothes. We'll wait for you.Copy !req
920. Yeah, Egon thinks there might even
be a tremendous breeding surgeCopy !req
921. in the cockroach population.
Hi, boys. What's up?Copy !req
922. Hi.Copy !req
923. Hi.Copy !req
924. Dana, the guys are going down into
the sewer to check for slime stuff.Copy !req
925. And Egon thinks there may even be
a huge surge in cockroach breeding.Copy !req
926. Wanna blow off this dinner
thing and go with them?Copy !req
927. Taxi!Copy !req
928. Women, huh?Copy !req
929. Will you watch your step?Copy !req
930. I hate this.Copy !req
931. According to this old transit map, there
should be an entrance along here somewhere.Copy !req
932. I'm not getting anything yet.Copy !req
933. Well, at least it's too dark
to see the cockroaches.Copy !req
934. Forget about cockroaches. It's the
subway rats you gotta worry about.Copy !req
935. Big as beavers.Copy !req
936. Yeah, some of them
go 4 or 5 kilos.Copy !req
937. Hey, hey. Enough, all right?Copy !req
938. Listen. You can hear
them behind the walls,Copy !req
939. scratching. There must
be thousands of them.Copy !req
940. Just shut up about the rats.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
941. Hello!Copy !req
942. Hey!Copy !req
943. Hello!Copy !req
944. Winston.Copy !req
945. Okay, I'm out of here.Copy !req
946. They're gone.Copy !req
947. What the—?Copy !req
948. Before we go any further, I think
we should get our proton packs.Copy !req
949. Good idea.Copy !req
950. What's that?
What's what?Copy !req
951. Sounds like a train.Copy !req
952. Uh-uh. These lines have been
abandoned for 50 years.Copy !req
953. Oh.Copy !req
954. Probably in one of
the tunnels above us.Copy !req
955. I don't know.Copy !req
956. It sounds awfully close to me.Copy !req
957. I think that was the old New
York Central, City of Albany.Copy !req
958. Derailed in 1920,
killed hundreds of people.Copy !req
959. Did you catch the number
on the locomotive?Copy !req
960. Sorry. I missed it.Copy !req
961. Something's trying to
stop us. We must be close.Copy !req
962. Where's Ray?Copy !req
963. R?
ay Ray?Copy !req
964. R!
ay Ray?Copy !req
965. Ray? Ray.Copy !req
966. Guys!Copy !req
967. What? Oh- Sorry. I found it.Copy !req
968. Right here. There's a hole.
Let's go.Copy !req
969. Hey, fellas, what about the packs?
What about the packs?Copy !req
970. Unbelievable.Copy !req
971. Uh-huh. Did I tell you?
I wasn't lying, was I?Copy !req
972. You know how much negative energy it must
have taken to generate a flow this size?Copy !req
973. New York, what a town.Copy !req
974. All right.
Let's see how deep it is.Copy !req
975. Get a sounding.
Yeah.Copy !req
976. All right, 6 feet.Copy !req
977. Twelve feet.
Twelve?Copy !req
978. Something's pulling it.
Hold on!Copy !req
979. Well, I'm trying to hold it.
Ray, help him.Copy !req
980. Give me a hand. Give me a hand!
Ray, help.Copy !req
981. It's got ahold of him.
Get his belt off!Copy !req
982. I can't hold it!
Wait, wait, hold—Copy !req
983. A toast to the most charming,Copy !req
984. kindest—
Oh, it's me.Copy !req
985. It's you.
And most unusual manCopy !req
986. I've ever broken up with.Copy !req
987. Speaking of breaking up
with neat guys,Copy !req
988. why did you dump me?
I didn't dump you. I wasCopy !req
989. protecting myself.Copy !req
990. I mean, you weren't very
good for me, you know.Copy !req
991. You know that, don't you?Copy !req
992. Heck, I'm not even good for me.Copy !req
993. You're much better than you realize.
You don't give yourself enough credit.Copy !req
994. I need to hear that kind of stuff.
If I had this kind of supportCopy !req
995. on a 24-hour-a-day basis,
I could whip myself into shapeCopy !req
996. by the end of this century.Copy !req
997. Well, why don't you just give me
a jingle in the year 2000.Copy !req
998. Why don't I give you
a jingle right now?Copy !req
999. So the seven little dwarves had a limited
partnership in a small mining operation.Copy !req
1000. And one day a beautiful princess
came to live with them.Copy !req
1001. They bartered housekeeping
services for room and board.Copy !req
1002. Which was a real good deal, because they didn't have
to withhold social security or income tax or nothing.Copy !req
1003. Which you're really not supposed to do, you
see, but for the purposes of this story...Copy !req
1004. It really is a great place.Copy !req
1005. I mean, it needs
a woman's touch,Copy !req
1006. but I think it looks really
good. You know—Copy !req
1007. Shh. Bedtime.Copy !req
1008. You're very good with children.Copy !req
1009. Thanks. I practiced
on my hamster.Copy !req
1010. So you live alone?Copy !req
1011. I used to have a roommate,
but my mom moved to Florida.Copy !req
1012. Why don't you come over
here and sit with me.Copy !req
1013. Okay.Copy !req
1014. So you wanna play Boggle
or Super Mario Brothers?Copy !req
1015. You know...Copy !req
1016. I think motherhood's
a very natural instinct.Copy !req
1017. I'd like a child myself.Copy !req
1018. Would you?Copy !req
1019. Tonight?Copy !req
1020. Nice going, Ra)'-Copy !req
1021. What are you trying to do,
drown me?Copy !req
1022. Oh, Yeah, Zeddmore,
like it was my fault.Copy !req
1023. You were too stupid not
to drop that plumb line!Copy !req
1024. Stupid? You better watch your
mouth or I'll punch your lights out.Copy !req
1025. Yeah! Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1026. Come on! Well, anytime!Copy !req
1027. It's go time, man.
I want you bad!Copy !req
1028. Come on!Copy !req
1029. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1030. Stop, stop. Get your
clothes off, quick. Strip.Copy !req
1031. Oh, dear. Ray, what were we
doing? I was ready to kill you.Copy !req
1032. It's this stuff. It's like pure,
concentrated evil.Copy !req
1033. And it's all flowing
right to this spot.Copy !req
1034. You sure this is it?
Yeah, he said Armand's.Copy !req
1035. Excuse me—
It's all right. We'll look in the back.Copy !req
1036. Venkman!Copy !req
1037. Hey, Venkman!Copy !req
1038. Please leave. You cannot—
Get out of my restaurant!Copy !req
1039. It was absolutely incredible!
The greatest tangible evidenceCopy !req
1040. of psychic energy in 100 years.Copy !req
1041. You're disturbing our guests!
This is an emergency. One second.Copy !req
1042. Boys, you're scaring the straights, okay?
ls there any way we can do this tomorrow?Copy !req
1043. No, this won't wait until tomorrow,
Venkman. It's hot and it's ready to pop.Copy !req
1044. Yeah. It's all over the city, Pete.
Under it, actually.Copy !req
1045. Rivers of this stuff.
It's all flowing right to the museum.Copy !req
1046. Yeah, the museum!Copy !req
1047. Look what he got all over me!
What is this stuff?Copy !req
1048. Sorry.
Oh, God. You mean my museum?Copy !req
1049. I was gonna tell you between the
dessert and the cheese course.Copy !req
1050. There they are!
You can never go back there.Copy !req
1051. You're gonna have to find a new job.
Psychomagnotheric plasma.Copy !req
1052. It affects behavior. We were fighting.
We were in a fight.Copy !req
1053. He had him by the throat...Copy !req
1054. I'm glad they're here.
We gotta see the mayor.Copy !req
1055. Oh, Ghostbusters!
How you doing?Copy !req
1056. Hey, guys,
come right this way.Copy !req
1057. You guys got another one of those proton
packs? My kid brother really wants one.Copy !req
1058. The proton pack is not a toy.
I guess he's right.Copy !req
1059. Ah.Copy !req
1060. Dana, we were just
babysitting, honest.Copy !req
1061. And we watched some TV and had something to
eat and then and one thing led to another.Copy !req
1062. I know what you were doing.
I didn't know anything would happen.Copy !req
1063. Hi, Dana.
How was your date?Copy !req
1064. It wasn't a date, it was just dinner.
Well, where's Peter?Copy !req
1065. He was arrested.Copy !req
1066. typical.Copy !req
1067. Did he call?
No, no. Nobody called.Copy !req
1068. Well, how's Oscar?
Is he all right?Copy !req
1069. Oh, he's fine. Such a good baby.Copy !req
1070. He was a little fussy at first,Copy !req
1071. then we just gave him some
French bread pizza,Copy !req
1072. passed right out.Copy !req
1073. Good. Good. Well, I'll just
give him a look-see.Copy !req
1074. So you think we should go?
Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
1075. I don't think we should
leave her alone.Copy !req
1076. You're right. Let's stay.Copy !req
1077. Lenny! Big man!
Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1078. Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
1079. What is this?
A slumber party?Copy !req
1080. That's what we're
here to talk about.Copy !req
1081. Look, I don't wanna hear
anything about it.Copy !req
1082. You've got two minutes.
Make it good.Copy !req
1083. Well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's
a great pleasure to see you again.Copy !req
1084. We'd like to say that almost 50 percent
of us voted for you in the last election.Copy !req
1085. I appreciate that.
I'm just sorry we always meetCopy !req
1086. under these circumstances.Copy !req
1087. Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because
a psychomagnotheric slime flowCopy !req
1088. of immense proportions
is building up beneath the city.Copy !req
1089. Psycho-what?
Psychomagnotheric.Copy !req
1090. Big word.
Negative human emotionsCopy !req
1091. are materializing in the form
of a viscous, psychoreactive plasmCopy !req
1092. with explosive
supernormal potential.Copy !req
1093. Does anybody speak English here?Copy !req
1094. Yeah, Your Honor, what we're
trying to tell you is, like,Copy !req
1095. all the bad feelings, I mean,
all the hate, the anger and violenceCopy !req
1096. of this city is turning
into this sludge.Copy !req
1097. I didn't believe it at first either,
but we just went for a swim in it,Copy !req
1098. and we ended up
almost killing each other.Copy !req
1099. This is insane! I mean, do we
really have to listen to this?Copy !req
1100. Can't you stop your lips from
flapping for two little minutes'?Copy !req
1101. Lenny, have you been out
on the street lately?Copy !req
1102. Do you know how weird it is out there?
We've taken our own head count.Copy !req
1103. There seem to be 3 million
completely miserable assholesCopy !req
1104. living in the Tri-State area.
Oh, please.Copy !req
1105. I beg your pardon.
3 million and one.Copy !req
1106. What budgie-brain here doesn't realize
is that if we don't do something fast,Copy !req
1107. this whole place is gonna blow
like a frog on a hot plate.Copy !req
1108. Yeah, right.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1109. Go on television
and tell 10 million peopleCopy !req
1110. they have to be nice
to each other?Copy !req
1111. Being miserable and treating
other people like dirtCopy !req
1112. is every New Yorker's
God-given right.Copy !req
1113. Your two minutes are up.
Good night, gentlemen.Copy !req
1114. Wait.
You're making a mistake, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
1115. A very newsworthy mistake. The Times
is gonna be interested in this,Copy !req
1116. and you know The Post—
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, now...Copy !req
1117. "Mayor Drowns
in River of Slime."Copy !req
1118. "Times Square Slime."
"Slime Square."Copy !req
1119. Fine. Now, before you go running
off to the newspapers with this,Copy !req
1120. would you consider telling this slime
business to some of our people downtown?Copy !req
1121. It's gotta be done
right away.Copy !req
1122. Well, it's gonna come back!Copy !req
1123. This city's in danger!
The whole state! The world!Copy !req
1124. All we wanna do is help!
I'm warning you.Copy !req
1125. The mayor wants them kept under strict
observation for the next few days.Copy !req
1126. We think they're seriously disturbed
and potentially dangerous.Copy !req
1127. Well, we'll do whatever's necessary.
Thank you, doctor.Copy !req
1128. I await the word of Vigo.Copy !req
1129. I, Vigo,Copy !req
1130. the scourge of Carpathia,
No, you told me this, the scourge.Copy !req
1131. The sorrow of Moldavia,
Sorrows, I've heard all of this, yes.Copy !req
1132. Command you.
Command me, lord.Copy !req
1133. The season of evil begins
with the birth of the new year.Copy !req
1134. Good.Copy !req
1135. Bring me the child,
that I might live again.Copy !req
1136. Yes!Copy !req
1137. Lord Vigo...Copy !req
1138. I was wondering.Copy !req
1139. This woman, Dana,
is fine and strong.Copy !req
1140. Now...Copy !req
1141. If I was toCopy !req
1142. bring the baby,Copy !req
1143. could I have that woman?Copy !req
1144. So be it.Copy !req
1145. On this day of darkness,
she will be ours.Copy !req
1146. Wife to you and mother to me.Copy !req
1147. Yes!Copy !req
1148. Thank you, lord!
Thank you.Copy !req
1149. I mean, is she the killer or what?
No, that's Rita Hayworth.Copy !req
1150. She was married to Citizen Kane
while they were doing this thing.Copy !req
1151. Right after they finished, she dumped
him for some polo player. Thanks.Copy !req
1152. I don't know why beautiful women love
horses so much. Do you love horses?Copy !req
1153. No.
You really don't have to stay.Copy !req
1154. I'm sure Peter will
be back soon.Copy !req
1155. Oh, we don't mind.Copy !req
1156. Can you see okay?Copy !req
1157. Yep.Copy !req
1158. Oscar?Copy !req
1159. Oh, God!Copy !req
1160. Oscar!Copy !req
1161. Louis!Copy !req
1162. What?
It's Oscar!Copy !req
1163. Oscar.
Call 911 right now!Copy !req
1164. [Hr]Copy !req
1165. Oscar.Copy !req
1166. Oh, no.Copy !req
1167. Oh, God. No!Copy !req
1168. No!Copy !req
1169. It was a ghost!
No.Copy !req
1170. No, that was Janosz.
What?Copy !req
1171. He took him.
What? What's happening?Copy !req
1172. What should we do?
Where's the baby?Copy !req
1173. The museum!Copy !req
1174. Where are you going?
I've gotta get my baby!Copy !req
1175. We gotta find the guys.Copy !req
1176. As I explained before,Copy !req
1177. we think the spirit of a
17th-century Moldavian tyrantCopy !req
1178. is alive and well in a painting
at the Manhattan Museum of Art.Copy !req
1179. And are there any other paintings in
the museum with bad spirits in them?Copy !req
1180. You're wasting valuable time.
He's drawing strength fromCopy !req
1181. a psychomagnotheric slime flow that's
been collecting under the city.Copy !req
1182. Yes, tell me about the slime.
It's very potent stuff.Copy !req
1183. We made a toaster
dance with it.Copy !req
1184. And a bathtub tried
to eat his friend's baby.Copy !req
1185. A bathtub?Copy !req
1186. Don't look at me. I think these
people are completely nuts.Copy !req
1187. Oscar.Copy !req
1188. Sweetheart.Copy !req
1189. I thought I'd lost you,
that I'd never see you again.Copy !req
1190. On, baby.Copy !req
1191. Hello, Dana.
I thought that you might come.Copy !req
1192. You stay away from us,
Janosz. I mean it.Copy !req
1193. Oh, don't worry.
He will not be harmed.Copy !req
1194. He has been chosenCopy !req
1195. to be the vessel
of the spirit of Vigo.Copy !req
1196. And you will be the mother
of the ruler of the world.Copy !req
1197. Doesn't that sound nice?Copy !req
1198. No, it sounds ludicrous.Copy !req
1199. You stay away from him.
I mean it.Copy !req
1200. Well, I don't think we have
choice here, yes? Take a look.Copy !req
1201. It's not Gainsborough's
Blue Boy there, huh?Copy !req
1202. He is Vigo.Copy !req
1203. I don't care who he is.Copy !req
1204. You're not gonna
take my baby.Copy !req
1205. Oscar!Copy !req
1206. Oh, you bastard!Copy !req
1207. Is this a big dinosaur
or a little dinosaur?Copy !req
1208. A skeleton?
Which way was it heading?Copy !req
1209. Wait a sec. What was
chasing you in the park?Copy !req
1210. The park bench
was chasing you?Copy !req
1211. I see.
What?Copy !req
1212. Wait a second.Copy !req
1213. Lieutenant, I think you better
talk to this guy.Copy !req
1214. I'm busy here.Copy !req
1215. It's some dock supervisor
down at Pier 34.Copy !req
1216. What's the problem?Copy !req
1217. He says the Titanic just arrived.Copy !req
1218. Well, better late than never.Copy !req
1219. We're swamped. We've had more than
3000 calls since midnight last night.Copy !req
1220. We've got every man in uniform on
the streets and I'm still shorthanded.Copy !req
1221. We've got meter maids
chasing ghosts all over midtown.Copy !req
1222. There's this shell thing over the Manhattan
Museum of Art. We can't make a dent.Copy !req
1223. Have you tried dynamite?
We've tried everything.Copy !req
1224. What the hell's going on?
It's pandemonium out there.Copy !req
1225. I know. We're working on it.
Great. While you're working on it,Copy !req
1226. I'm going down in history as
the mayor who let New YorkCopy !req
1227. get sucked down
into the 10th level of hell.Copy !req
1228. All right. We've got no choice.
Call the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1229. Wait!Copy !req
1230. Now, I'm sure
there's another way.Copy !req
1231. Jack, I spent an hour last night in my
bedroom talking to Fiorello La Guardia,Copy !req
1232. and he's been dead for 40 years.Copy !req
1233. Now, where are
the Ghostbusters?Copy !req
1234. They're not available.Copy !req
1235. What do you mean,
they're not available?Copy !req
1236. Well, I had them committed to the
psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.Copy !req
1237. You what?
They threatened to go to the press.Copy !req
1238. I was protecting your interests.Copy !req
1239. Yeah? Well, you can stop
protecting my interests.Copy !req
1240. You have exactly three minutes
to clear out. You're fired!Copy !req
1241. But the election—Copy !req
1242. Remove this man.
You're making a mistake.Copy !req
1243. And get me the Ghostbusters!
Mr. Mayor, come take a look at this.Copy !req
1244. Wow.Copy !req
1245. What is it?Copy !req
1246. Have you ever seen
anything like that?Copy !req
1247. Somebody get me the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1248. Then he put the baby in a carriage
and then levitated away.Copy !req
1249. Where did Dana go?Copy !req
1250. She was going to the museum
to get the baby back.Copy !req
1251. Then there was an eclipse. The whole
town went dark and everybody's nuts.Copy !req
1252. It all fits. Vigo wants in
on the 21st century.Copy !req
1253. He needs a human body to
inhabit. Little Oscar must be it.Copy !req
1254. And I bet we're the
only ones who can help.Copy !req
1255. You bet we are.Copy !req
1256. It looks like a giant Jell-O mold.Copy !req
1257. I hate Jell-O.Copy !req
1258. Oh, come on. There's
always room for Jell-O.Copy !req
1259. Soon it will be midnight and the
city will be mine and Vigo's.Copy !req
1260. Well, mainly Vigo's.Copy !req
1261. Dana.Copy !req
1262. You and I have this terrific opportunity
to make the best of this relationship.Copy !req
1263. We don't have a relationship.Copy !req
1264. I know! Marry me, Dana.Copy !req
1265. Together we will raise
Vigo as our son.Copy !req
1266. And let me tell you
something here.Copy !req
1267. There are many perks in being
the mother of a living god.Copy !req
1268. I'm sure we could get
a magnificent apartment,Copy !req
1269. a car, free parking.Copy !req
1270. Many marriages begin with a
certain amount of distance.Copy !req
1271. Yet I think that perhaps
you and I could learn...Copy !req
1272. to love each other?Copy !req
1273. Yes.Copy !req
1274. I could learn.Copy !req
1275. Pull them.Copy !req
1276. Full neutronas.Copy !req
1277. Let's cook!Copy !req
1278. Save them.Copy !req
1279. That slime wall
is pulsing with evil.Copy !req
1280. It would take a tremendous amount
of positive energy to crack that shellCopy !req
1281. and I seriously doubt that there's enough
goodwill left in this town to do it.Copy !req
1282. I just can't believe things have gotten so
bad in this city that there's no way back.Copy !req
1283. I mean, sure, it's dirty, it's
crowded, it's polluted, it's noisy,Copy !req
1284. and there's people all around who'd just
as soon step on your face as look at you.Copy !req
1285. But come on!Copy !req
1286. There gotta be a few sparks of sweet
humanity left in this burned-out burg.Copy !req
1287. We just have to figure out
a way to mobilize it.Copy !req
1288. He's right. We need something that everyone
in this town can get behind. We need—Copy !req
1289. A symbol.Copy !req
1290. Something that appeals to the
best in each and every one of us.Copy !req
1291. Something good.Copy !req
1292. Something decent.Copy !req
1293. Something pure.Copy !req
1294. Kind of makes you
wonder, doesn't it?Copy !req
1295. Wonder what?Copy !req
1296. Whether she's naked
under that toga.Copy !req
1297. She's French. You know that.Copy !req
1298. Got it.Copy !req
1299. Ready with the speakers, Ray.
Slime blowers ready.Copy !req
1300. Okay. Internal audio set.
Internal electric set.Copy !req
1301. Slime blower primed and set.Copy !req
1302. Ooh, good slime. Good slime. Winston,
is our slime in a good mood tonight?Copy !req
1303. I hope so. She's a
lot bigger than a toaster.Copy !req
1304. All yours, Venkman. Let's go.
Thank you.Copy !req
1305. Testing, one, two, testing. Hey, how many of you
people here tonight are a national monument?Copy !req
1306. Would you raise your hand, please.
Oh, hello, miss.Copy !req
1307. Let's frost it.
It's slime time.Copy !req
1308. Beautiful.Copy !req
1309. Pilot controls are ready.Copy !req
1310. All right. It's getting late. It's
almost midnight. Let's go, Venkman.Copy !req
1311. Here's something off the request
line from Liberty Island!Copy !req
1312. We gonna squeeze some New Year's
juice from you, Big Apple.Copy !req
1313. Man, I can't wait to see people's
faces when we come onshore.Copy !req
1314. This should really get the city's
positive energy flowing.Copy !req
1315. Keep kicking, Libby.
You make this work,Copy !req
1316. we'll pop for a weekend in Vegas
with the Jolly Green Giant.Copy !req
1317. You look fantastic in this.Copy !req
1318. I was born to wear this stuff.Copy !req
1319. Boy, this equipment is heavy.Copy !req
1320. It's a love-fest, New York!Copy !req
1321. Sing it out!
Come on!Copy !req
1322. Come on, you sing!Copy !req
1323. We're running out of time, Ray.
Can't you go any faster?Copy !req
1324. I'm afraid the vibrations
will shake her to pieces.Copy !req
1325. We should have padded her feet.
They don't make Nikes in her size.Copy !req
1326. Don't worry. She's tough.
She's a harbor chick!Copy !req
1327. Sorry! My fault!Copy !req
1328. Happy New Year.Copy !req
1329. Stay fit. Keep sharp.
Make good decisions.Copy !req
1330. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good.Copy !req
1331. Okay.Copy !req
1332. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
1333. Okay, but I didn't know
you had your license.Copy !req
1334. Four minutes to go, and thenCopy !req
1335. party times.Copy !req
1336. It's happening-Copy !req
1337. It's really happening.Copy !req
1338. No. No!Copy !req
1339. Go away from here!Copy !req
1340. I love you when you roughhouse!
Hit it, Mama!Copy !req
1341. Drop the hammer on her!
Go! Do it now!Copy !req
1342. Oscar, look.
Go away!Copy !req
1343. Don't know who that is?
Happy New Year.Copy !req
1344. He's Vigo! You are like
the buzzing of flies to him!Copy !req
1345. Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong
horse. Will you hose him, please?Copy !req
1346. Hose him.Copy !req
1347. One down.
On the ground.Copy !req
1348. Boy, am I glad to see you.
Oh, Oscar. Oscar.Copy !req
1349. Is he dead?Copy !req
1350. Uh-uh. This slime
is positively charged.Copy !req
1351. He'll wake up feeling
like a million bucks.Copy !req
1352. Whoa, this gentleman
is a little bit ripe.Copy !req
1353. That's all right, my friend.
I think I had an accident too.Copy !req
1354. Get him away!Copy !req
1355. Get a knife or something!
We gotta cut her out of this!Copy !req
1356. Okay.Copy !req
1357. All right. Now, listen. You gotta
stay right here. Don't move.Copy !req
1358. Uncle Pete's gotta go help your mom for a second.
You stay here and don't say anything, okay?Copy !req
1359. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1360. Hold it right there, deadhead!Copy !req
1361. You want a baby? Go ahead and
knock up some willing hellhound.Copy !req
1362. Otherwise, I'm giving you three to get
back in that painting where you belong.Copy !req
1363. One!Copy !req
1364. Two.Copy !req
1365. Three!Copy !req
1366. You got him! You got him!Copy !req
1367. That was really stupid.Copy !req
1368. Ray, can you move?Copy !req
1369. No. Are you okay?Copy !req
1370. No.Copy !req
1371. Venkman, how are you?Copy !req
1372. I'm fine.Copy !req
1373. No.Copy !req
1374. No! Oscar.Copy !req
1375. Please, do something!Copy !req
1376. Not so fast, Vigo!Copy !req
1377. Hey, Vigo!Copy !req
1378. Yeah, you.
The bimbo with the baby.Copy !req
1379. Didn't anybody tell you
the big-shoulder look is out?Copy !req
1380. You know, I have met
some dumb blonds in my life,Copy !req
1381. but you take the taco, pal.Copy !req
1382. Only a Carpathian
would come back to life nowCopy !req
1383. and choose New York.Copy !req
1384. Tasty pick, bonehead!Copy !req
1385. If you had brain one in that
huge melon on top of your neck,Copy !req
1386. you would be living
the sweet lifeCopy !req
1387. out in Southern California's
beautiful San Fernando Valley.Copy !req
1388. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
1389. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
1390. Now we become one.Copy !req
1391. Where's that singing coming from?
People outside.Copy !req
1392. Excuse me. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1393. Wow.Copy !req
1394. I'm here with you, guys.Copy !req
1395. He's weakening! The singing
is neutralizing the slime!Copy !req
1396. I can move!Copy !req
1397. Oscar!Copy !req
1398. Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
1399. It's okay.Copy !req
1400. He's back in the painting!Copy !req
1401. All right, go find a shady spot.Copy !req
1402. Vigie, Vigie, Vigie.
You have been a bad monkey.Copy !req
1403. Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster.
Could you move, please?Copy !req
1404. REY -
REY -Copy !req
1405. No!Copy !req
1406. I, Ray and Vigo,
shall rule the Earth!Copy !req
1407. NOW! Be gone, you pitiful half-men!Copy !req
1408. I did it! I did it!
That was great!Copy !req
1409. I'm a Ghostbuster!
llovediflCopy !req
1410. You all right?
Come on, get up. Let's get this off.Copy !req
1411. Here.Copy !req
1412. Here we go.Copy !req
1413. How do you feel?
Groovy.Copy !req
1414. You all right?
Yes. Thank you, Peter.Copy !req
1415. Spread out, shorty.Copy !req
1416. I love you guys.Copy !req
1417. I love all you guys.
Great, Ray.Copy !req
1418. And I love Venkman.
Uh-huh. Let's go.Copy !req
1419. We gotta live with this?
Real friendship.Copy !req
1420. Yeah.Copy !req
1421. Sir, are you all right?Copy !req
1422. Why am I drippings with goo?Copy !req
1423. You had a violent, prolonged,
transformative psychic episode.Copy !req
1424. Sorry we had to hose you there, but
you were kind of out of control.Copy !req
1425. Hey, man,Copy !req
1426. let me tell you something.Copy !req
1427. I love you.Copy !req
1428. Yes?
Yeah.Copy !req
1429. Well, I love you too.Copy !req
1430. Wow.Copy !req
1431. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
1432. You wanna take a look at this?Copy !req
1433. Wow.Copy !req
1434. Early Renaissance, I think.Copy !req
1435. Raphael or Piero della Francesca.Copy !req
1436. No, I believe it's one
of the Fettuccines.Copy !req