1. Hah! Hah!Copy !req
2. Hah! Hah!Copy !req
3. Hah!Copy !req
4. Hah! Hah!Copy !req
5. It's freezing.Copy !req
6. Nah, that doesn't sound good.Copy !req
7. Bike, bike, bike, bike! Whoa!Copy !req
8. So, a photon is checking
into a hotel.Copy !req
9. Can we not do jokes
right now, please?Copy !req
10. I feel like I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
11. Whoa!Copy !req
12. Red light! Red light!Copy !req
13. The bellhop asks,Copy !req
14. "Do you need help
with your luggage?"Copy !req
15. To which the photon responds,
"No, thanks.Copy !req
16. I'm traveling light."Copy !req
17. Wow.Copy !req
18. Hey, can we get some air going
back here? It's like a furnace.Copy !req
19. No air.Copy !req
20. Also no power.Copy !req
21. Trev, we need power!Copy !req
22. Can you not talk to me
like that, please?Copy !req
23. - I'm 18 now. I'm an adult.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
24. - We're on a job, buddy.
- I'm not getting paid.Copy !req
25. - Are you getting paid? Cool.
- No.Copy !req
26. Does anyone else
feel exploited?Copy !req
27. We're all being paid...Copy !req
28. with memories.Copy !req
29. Ow!Copy !req
30. - Oh, you're fine.
- Oh.Copy !req
31. Actually, guys, I'm fine.
Mom says I'm fine. Welcome.Copy !req
32. Oh!Copy !req
33. Wonderful news from the back
seat. The windows are stuck.Copy !req
34. I can open a door.Copy !req
35. - No, no, no. No!
- No, Pheebs, no. We said!Copy !req
36. Not during rush hour.
No gunner seat.Copy !req
37. Ugh. Gross.Copy !req
38. It's the Hell's Kitchen
Sewer Dragon.Copy !req
39. Hold on to your ass!Copy !req
40. - I'm going out.
- Phoebe.Copy !req
41. - What, Callie?
- I'm Mom. You call me Mom.Copy !req
42. Call me Gary,
or whatever you want.Copy !req
43. - I-I don't care.
- We're gonna lose him.Copy !req
44. Phoebe Spengler,
you stay inside this car.Copy !req
45. I have a ghost to bust.Copy !req
46. All right. That was cool.Copy !req
47. - Gary, come on.
- No, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
48. It's just, the way she said it,
it sounded cool.Copy !req
49. Get back in here!Copy !req
50. I can't hear you
over the nuclear accelerator.Copy !req
51. Whoa!Copy !req
52. - Drop it!
- Okay. Maybe a "please."Copy !req
53. I'm sweating bullets.Copy !req
54. In pursuit.Copy !req
55. Nah.Copy !req
56. They got it.Copy !req
57. These roads are screwed.Copy !req
58. - Try driving a ten-ton hearse.
- I have.Copy !req
59. And if you give me the keys,Copy !req
60. - then maybe we...
- Not now, Trevor.Copy !req
61. Now! Trevor!Copy !req
62. Pop it, Trev!Copy !req
63. - I'm out of range.
- On it.Copy !req
64. Good luck, Mom.Copy !req
65. Come on.Copy !req
66. Later, gator.Copy !req
67. Got it!Copy !req
68. - You got it?
- Yeah! Got it!Copy !req
69. - Yes!
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
70. Whoo!Copy !req
71. Phoebe!Copy !req
72. - Everyone okay?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
73. Who puts bikes there?Copy !req
74. The city ground
to a halt todayCopy !req
75. as a high-speed ghost chase
tore upCopy !req
76. portions of Lower Manhattan.Copy !req
77. Honestly, looking at this,Copy !req
78. I'm surprised
nobody got killed.Copy !req
79. We haven't seen
the GhostbustersCopy !req
80. cause this much damage sinceCopy !req
81. the Statue of Liberty
debacle of 1989.Copy !req
82. Last year, descendants ofCopy !req
83. original Ghostbusters founder
Egon SpenglerCopy !req
84. were handed the keys
to the derelict firehouse,Copy !req
85. bankrolled by philanthropistCopy !req
86. and former Ghostbuster
Winston Zeddemore.Copy !req
87. And though it's been decades
since New Yorkers cheered...Copy !req
88. Break out the new equipment!Copy !req
89. The Nutrona Blaster charged!Copy !req
90. today's question
isn't, "Who you gonna call?"Copy !req
91. It's, "Who's gonna pay
for this mess?"Copy !req
92. Three lampposts,
two parked Priuses,Copy !req
93. an entire fleet
of rental bikes.Copy !req
94. That is a lot of damage.Copy !req
95. Yeah, but you can't have
a Sewer DragonCopy !req
96. flying around SoHo
like it's Middle-earth.Copy !req
97. You have someone hanging out
the side of a moving vehicle,Copy !req
98. firing a laser gun
indiscriminately...Copy !req
99. Laser gun? What?
That's a proton pack.Copy !req
100. It's a weapon.Copy !req
101. A weapon of science.Copy !req
102. It's completely safe.Copy !req
103. It's not completely safe.Copy !req
104. It's a portable
proton accelerator.Copy !req
105. How old are you?Copy !req
106. I'm 18. I'm an adult.Copy !req
107. I'm not talking to you. Her.Copy !req
108. - Fifteen.
- A minor.Copy !req
109. We don't let kids become cops,Copy !req
110. we don't let them fight fires,Copy !req
111. and we certainly don't let them
become Ghostbusters.Copy !req
112. - Uh, Mister-Mister...
- Sir.Copy !req
113. I-I'm sorry. Uh, Mr. Mayor,
m-may I approach the bench?Copy !req
114. Do you see a robe?
I am not a judge.Copy !req
115. Gary.Copy !req
116. Uh, look, uh, y-you don't know
Phoebe Spengler like-like I do.Copy !req
117. I mean, she is something else,
this kid.Copy !req
118. Honestly, she's more focused,
more accomplished,Copy !req
119. more capable than just about
any other adult I know.Copy !req
120. And what exactly is your
relationship to this minor?Copy !req
121. Are you her parent?Copy !req
122. I mean...Copy !req
123. Labels.
No, I'm her step-teacher.Copy !req
124. Mr. Grooberson,
you are not her father.Copy !req
125. You are her employer.Copy !req
126. No, uh, we don't pay her.Copy !req
127. Sounds like we can add
child laborCopy !req
128. - to our list of violations.
- Uh...Copy !req
129. - Gary.
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. Maybe she can become
a junior Ghostbuster,Copy !req
131. hand out stickers or something.Copy !req
132. As for the rest of you,Copy !req
133. I am personally holding you
responsible,Copy !req
134. and I won't stop until
that firehouse you call a homeCopy !req
135. is a pile of bricks.Copy !req
136. Mom?Copy !req
137. The ceiling's leaking again.Copy !req
138. Sounds like a fun mystery
for a boy detective.Copy !req
139. Yeah, the mystery
of the black mold.Copy !req
140. Super fun mystery,
and you're gone.Copy !req
141. Awesome. Awesome.Copy !req
142. - Flight suit.
- It's not fair.Copy !req
143. Maybe you can spend the next few
years being an actual teenager.Copy !req
144. Yeah, well,
if this was the 18th century,Copy !req
145. then I'd already be
a part of the workforceCopy !req
146. and I'd have four kids.Copy !req
147. Aw. So I'd be a grandmother.Copy !req
148. No, you would be dead.Copy !req
149. So sweet.
A ghost grandma.Copy !req
150. - Ooh, tacos.
- Ooh.Copy !req
151. Hey, look what I found
for movie night.Copy !req
152. Is that family friendly?Copy !req
153. I hope not.Copy !req
154. It's about a family...
a family that eats people.Copy !req
155. They're sisters.Copy !req
156. - Trap.
- If that counts for anything.Copy !req
157. I'm gonna take this
to the labor board.Copy !req
158. - On what grounds?
- I'm a Ghostbuster.Copy !req
159. I saved the world.Copy !req
160. Well, I like to think
we saved the world.Copy !req
161. Hey, could you, uh,
watch my beans?Copy !req
162. You were a possessed canine.Copy !req
163. Ghost dog!Copy !req
164. This is insane.Copy !req
165. Man, they got into
the snacks again!Copy !req
166. So you're gonna make me wait
till I'm 18?Copy !req
167. Aw, it's just three years.Copy !req
168. - Be young. Live a little.
- This is the timeCopy !req
169. in your life when it's okay to
screw up, make some mistakes.Copy !req
170. Yeah, you have the rest of
your life to be a Ghostbuster.Copy !req
171. Okay, well, three years
is nothing for you guys.Copy !req
172. It's a tiny, negligible
percentage of your lifespan.Copy !req
173. - She means we're old.
- Yeah, I got that.Copy !req
174. You're not the only
Spengler here, you know.Copy !req
175. Okay, well, this is my calling.Copy !req
176. You just, like, decided
to be a Ghostbuster.Copy !req
177. So did I.Copy !req
178. I mean, I was studying
earthquakes in Oklahoma.Copy !req
179. Then I went to dinner
with your mom and...Copy !req
180. we turned into dogs.Copy !req
181. And fulfilled
an ancient prophecyCopy !req
182. that almost brought about
the end of the world.Copy !req
183. Now, that's a first date.Copy !req
184. We both got some action.Copy !req
185. - Yeah, we did.
- Okay, gross.Copy !req
186. For you, I get it...
you're a scientist...Copy !req
187. but... she's just...Copy !req
188. Choose your next words
very carefully.Copy !req
189. I didn't think
she even knew those words.Copy !req
190. You could've backed me up.
It's great you're their buddy,Copy !req
191. but sometimes you need
to be an asshole.Copy !req
192. Well, is that really my place?Copy !req
193. I hope so.Copy !req
194. I... You know.Copy !req
195. I want to be more
than just their buddy.Copy !req
196. I just don't know
what's allowed.Copy !req
197. Permission granted.Copy !req
198. Okay. Great.Copy !req
199. Although I got to warn you,
I mean, I can be scary.Copy !req
200. Yeah, you're a monster.Copy !req
201. You have no I...Copy !req
202. Don't look at me that way.Copy !req
203. You laugh... Hey!
You laughing in my face?Copy !req
204. I'm so sorry.
That was really bad.Copy !req
205. I-I scare myself sometimes.
I'll be nice to you.Copy !req
206. I'll just be an asshole
to your kids.Copy !req
207. That's what I want.Copy !req
208. All right, who's hungry?Copy !req
209. Is the containment unit okay?Copy !req
210. Come on, there's always room
for one more ghost.Copy !req
211. When the...
when the light is green...Copy !req
212. Come on!Copy !req
213. When the light is green...Copy !req
214. The trap is clean.Copy !req
215. We're rolling in three, two...Copy !req
216. Greetings, ethereal beings,
subhuman entitiesCopy !req
217. and spectral forms
from the great beyondCopy !req
218. and any living humans
who may be watching.Copy !req
219. Welcome to "Repossessed,"
the show where we measureCopy !req
220. the spiritual energy
of everyday objects.Copy !req
221. I'm your host,
Dr. Raymond Stantz.Copy !req
222. My, uh, young producer-intern
reminds me to ask youCopy !req
223. that if you like
what you see here,Copy !req
224. - please push...
- Like.Copy !req
225. - Like... and subscribe.
- And subscribe.Copy !req
226. Now, who do we have here?Copy !req
227. Oh.Copy !req
228. I brought my late husband
Harold's watch.Copy !req
229. He wore it every day.Copy !req
230. And now when I walk
in the room...Copy !req
231. it beeps.Copy !req
232. Well, any object
that's been exposedCopy !req
233. to a deep emotional experience
can bind a spirit.Copy !req
234. I see.Copy !req
235. An organic ghost trap,
if you will.Copy !req
236. The stronger the experience
or even trauma,Copy !req
237. the more powerful the trap.Copy !req
238. - Wow.
- The way we detect this energyCopy !req
239. is with one of these babies.Copy !req
240. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
241. - If there's anything there...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
242. this item will detect it.Copy !req
243. Harold, beep for the nice man.Copy !req
244. Are you getting anything?Copy !req
245. I'm sorry, ma'am,
but it seems thatCopy !req
246. your dearly departed spirit has
left this earthly dimension.Copy !req
247. Sorry, lady.Copy !req
248. The hammer gets the views.Copy !req
249. He was gone anyway. Next!Copy !req
250. I'm telling you,Copy !req
251. it's gonna be
another hot one out there.Copy !req
252. In fact...Copy !req
253. - Hey, Dr. Ray.
- Phoebe!Copy !req
254. - Hot one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
255. Um, here's the sample
of mood slime you requested.Copy !req
256. Oh. Put it downstairs.Copy !req
257. Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
258. So, you're, like,
sleeping down here?Copy !req
259. Yeah. Normally,
Ray rents this placeCopy !req
260. to Norwegian ghost hunting
clubs on Booking.com,Copy !req
261. and I just got lucky.Copy !req
262. It sure beats another
boring summer in Dorklahoma.Copy !req
263. So, catch anything crazy
lately?Copy !req
264. Anything try to bite
your arm off,Copy !req
265. like Class Five, Class Seven?Copy !req
266. No, I've been benched.Copy !req
267. Oh, hold on.Copy !req
268. Mm. I told my parents
I was at Space Camp.Copy !req
269. We are go for launch.Copy !req
270. T-minus 15,Copy !req
271. 14, 13, 12...Copy !req
272. Hi.Copy !req
273. Hi.Copy !req
274. Orbit. I'll talk to you guys
later. Love you. Bye.Copy !req
275. seven, six...Copy !req
276. Yeah.Copy !req
277. - What are you doing?
- It's a nightmare.Copy !req
278. Ray smuggled them back
from Summerville.Copy !req
279. I'm pretty sure they're mating.Copy !req
280. Disgusting.Copy !req
281. That's odd.Copy !req
282. You the weird guy
who buys strange old things?Copy !req
283. Yeah, correct on both counts.Copy !req
284. Buddy, you just hit
the jackpot.Copy !req
285. This is all stuff
from my grandmother's.Copy !req
286. And it was passed down to her,
so it's, like, ancient-ancient.Copy !req
287. Was she a believer?Copy !req
288. Well, she believed
a lot of dementedCopy !req
289. and superstitious stuff,
if that's what you mean.Copy !req
290. My kind of gal.Copy !req
291. I've learned it's always best
to knock every piece of woodCopy !req
292. and throw a coin
into every fountain.Copy !req
293. You just never know.Copy !req
294. Well, I think you lose
a lot of coins that way.Copy !req
295. - That's interesting stuff.
- It sure is.Copy !req
296. 30 for the whole lot?Copy !req
297. This one's nice.Copy !req
298. Oh.Copy !req
299. Hmm.Copy !req
300. Oh, the glyphs on this.Copy !req
301. Oh, yeah. The glyph one.Copy !req
302. You know your stuff, man.Copy !req
303. That's the special piece
in there.Copy !req
304. Actually, it's in there
by mistake.Copy !req
305. I can't part with it...
for less than 50 bucks.Copy !req
306. Mezzo-Arabic?Copy !req
307. Yeah. Mezzo-Arabic.Copy !req
308. Very unique.Copy !req
309. Sixty.Copy !req
310. These kinds of brass objects
were used to trap evil spirits.Copy !req
311. Oh, you think there's
something inside it?Copy !req
312. No clue.Copy !req
313. If there is something trapped
in here,Copy !req
314. you can bet
it's for a good reason.Copy !req
315. Definitely.Copy !req
316. I'm gonna take a PKE reading.Copy !req
317. Psychokinetic energy meter.Copy !req
318. May I do that?Copy !req
319. Thank you for asking.Copy !req
320. So many places do that
without asking.Copy !req
321. Oh.Copy !req
322. Instant reaction.Copy !req
323. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
324. Are you above the subway line?Copy !req
325. Off-the-chart
telekinetic energy!Copy !req
326. Full-bore convective spatter!Copy !req
327. You took the words
right out of my mouth.Copy !req
328. I'll take the works.Copy !req
329. Sorry, I don't have change.Copy !req
330. Are you okay?Copy !req
331. Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
332. I'm telling you,
I mean, this...Copy !req
333. This wasn't here before.Copy !req
334. It shook the whole place.Copy !req
335. Has anyone ever emptied
this containment unit?Copy !req
336. Where, Gary? The East River?Copy !req
337. So you've just been stuffing
ghosts in there since 1984?Copy !req
338. That's the idea.Copy !req
339. All right.
Well, maybe not the best idea.Copy !req
340. I'll let Winston's engineers
know about this.Copy !req
341. Hey, by the way,
about Winston's engineers.Copy !req
342. Um, who are they?Copy !req
343. Oh, that's not for me to say.Copy !req
344. No, but what are they
working on?Copy !req
345. Is it supersecret underground
ghostbusting stuff?Copy !req
346. That's right, Gary.Copy !req
347. Supersecret underground
ghostbusting stuff.Copy !req
348. I knew it.Copy !req
349. Ugh.Copy !req
350. Mom!Copy !req
351. Mom.
There's something in the attic.Copy !req
352. You're an adult, right?Copy !req
353. Yeah.Copy !req
354. Then why don't you
take care of it?Copy !req
355. Okay.Copy !req
356. Yeah, sure. I will.Copy !req
357. I will take care of it.Copy !req
358. Do that right now.Copy !req
359. Ow.Copy !req
360. You picked
the wrong house, bro.Copy !req
361. What the actual hell?Copy !req
362. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
363. Yeah.Copy !req
364. - Be safe.
- Thanks.Copy !req
365. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
366. You're seriously not taking me?Copy !req
367. - Don't look at him.
- I, uh...Copy !req
368. - Gary.
- Thanks for the support.Copy !req
369. - Sorry.
- What happened to you?Copy !req
370. It's nothing.
I can handle it.Copy !req
371. Did you shower,
or is that product?Copy !req
372. What? I'm a Ghostbuster.Copy !req
373. Ha-ha. Very funny.Copy !req
374. Boo.Copy !req
375. Oh.Copy !req
376. Uh, hey.Copy !req
377. You know I'm a ghost, right?Copy !req
378. Kind of figured
when the chess piecesCopy !req
379. started moving on their own.Copy !req
380. And you're not...Copy !req
381. terrified of me?Copy !req
382. No. Should I be?Copy !req
383. I just think it's kind of weird.Copy !req
384. I mean, usually,
people run by now.Copy !req
385. I can leave if you want.Copy !req
386. No, I'm not saying
you have to go.Copy !req
387. If you want to, like,
float away again,Copy !req
388. - I can pretend that I'm scared.
- No, I-I'm not saying...Copy !req
389. Still weird.Copy !req
390. Nice flames, by the way.Copy !req
391. Thanks.Copy !req
392. Yeah, I burned alive
in a horrifying tenement fire.Copy !req
393. Guess you're lucky that
you're not all crispy.Copy !req
394. I died before
my face melted off.Copy !req
395. That's a bonus.Copy !req
396. Checkmate.Copy !req
397. What? I-I don't understand.Copy !req
398. I-I can tell.Copy !req
399. Hey, don't take it too hard.Copy !req
400. I've had a lot of time
to practice.Copy !req
401. So, you got a name?Copy !req
402. Phoebe.Copy !req
403. I'm Melody.Copy !req
404. - Cool name.
- Thanks. It was a family name.Copy !req
405. I was being sarcastic.Copy !req
406. I kind of like you.Copy !req
407. What's the worst part
about being a ghost?Copy !req
408. I'll be 16
for the rest of eternity.Copy !req
409. Yikes. No matter what?Copy !req
410. Unless I...Copy !req
411. Complete
my unfinished business.Copy !req
412. Then what is the best part?Copy !req
413. Doing this.Copy !req
414. Um, do you mind just...Copy !req
415. Yeah.Copy !req
416. So you're
one of Winston's guys, huh?Copy !req
417. - Gary.
- Hmm? Sorry.Copy !req
418. Does that help you
hear the ghosts?Copy !req
419. Oh, what helps me listen
to the ghosts is silence.Copy !req
420. Sorry.Copy !req
421. Okay. All right,
is something trying to get out?Copy !req
422. Many things.Copy !req
423. Is this my dad's handwriting?Copy !req
424. His design.Copy !req
425. The containment unit is
essentially a large ghost trap.Copy !req
426. That was Egon Spengler's
great vision.Copy !req
427. An articulated stream
of protonsCopy !req
428. that could stabilize
the particles of a ghost.Copy !req
429. - Are you following this?
- Yeah, of course I am.Copy !req
430. After 40 years of compiling
spiritual waste...Copy !req
431. You ran out of space.Copy !req
432. Well, didn't anybody
see this coming?Copy !req
433. It was the '80s.Copy !req
434. Nobody was too worried
about the future.Copy !req
435. Then this happened.Copy !req
436. This momentary burstCopy !req
437. of spiritual energy
created a rift.Copy !req
438. It's a potential gateway
to the other side.Copy !req
439. The other side?Copy !req
440. Are we talking about...Copy !req
441. I don't know
what we're talking about.Copy !req
442. That's what scares me.Copy !req
443. Look, we didn't just buy
the firehouse for nostalgia.Copy !req
444. This building
is the finger in the dam.Copy !req
445. It's the fortification betweenCopy !req
446. everything we do
and don't understand.Copy !req
447. We have to protect it.Copy !req
448. O-Okay,
so the ghost compactor broke.Copy !req
449. Can't you guys
just build a new one?Copy !req
450. What-what do you mean?Copy !req
451. What do you mean,
"what do you mean?"Copy !req
452. Don't they know?Copy !req
453. We already have.Copy !req
454. While
you've been out busting ghosts,Copy !req
455. my engineers have been
thinking about our future.Copy !req
456. Once upon a time, this was
the Triborough Aquarium.Copy !req
457. Most recently, it's been
more of a squatters' paradiseCopy !req
458. and rave venue.Copy !req
459. Welcome to
the Paranormal Research Center.Copy !req
460. Ghostbusting asks
a lot of questions,Copy !req
461. and now we have a place
to find the answers.Copy !req
462. We have a parabotanist.Copy !req
463. We even have
a paramusicologist.Copy !req
464. Hey, Lucky!Copy !req
465. Lucky!Copy !req
466. - Trevor?
- Hey! You're here.Copy !req
467. Uh, when you said
you were interning,Copy !req
468. I didn't know you'd be
blowing stuff away with lasers.Copy !req
469. I know, right?
Just a little upgrade.Copy !req
470. Of course, you all know Lars,Copy !req
471. our resident parabiologist.Copy !req
472. Oh, no way.Copy !req
473. I used to have one of these.Copy !req
474. Mind your fingers.Copy !req
475. It's possessed
by an evil Spin Doctors CD.Copy !req
476. Ray Stantz has generouslyCopy !req
477. provided us with a collection
of spirit-loaded items.Copy !req
478. So, everything
in this place is haunted?Copy !req
479. Indeed.Copy !req
480. Look, here's a rare find.Copy !req
481. This grandfather clock
is inhabited by the spiritCopy !req
482. of an actual grandfather.Copy !req
483. Any emotionally charged object
can contain a ghost,Copy !req
484. as long as it's experienced
some sort of horrific event.Copy !req
485. By exciting the atoms,
we're able to createCopy !req
486. a fluid moment
of chemical transition.Copy !req
487. Then we simply lock
onto the spirit...Copy !req
488. extract it
from its host object...Copy !req
489. and then lovingly deposit it
into our second chamber...Copy !req
490. so it can be
properly disposed of.Copy !req
491. Have you made any attempts
on living possession?Copy !req
492. Oh, w-we're still tweaking.Copy !req
493. Now, I didn't want
to show it until it was ready,Copy !req
494. but this is what
I brought you here to see.Copy !req
495. Our new containment unit,Copy !req
496. based on Egon's
original design.Copy !req
497. It can spin the equivalent
of 50 million cubic hectaresCopy !req
498. of plasmic confinement.Copy !req
499. A psychic jail as big
as the American West.Copy !req
500. "Home on the Strange."Copy !req
501. Oh. Where the specters
and entities play.Copy !req
502. - Where the...
- Yeah.Copy !req
503. How long would it take
to move the ghostsCopy !req
504. from the firehouse to here?Copy !req
505. If we went trap by trap
on regular shifts,Copy !req
506. it could take anywhere between
three to seven years.Copy !req
507. Oh, so...
so soon-ish.Copy !req
508. Oh, I almost forgot.Copy !req
509. We don't exactly know
what it is,Copy !req
510. but it broke the PKE meter.Copy !req
511. Good luck extracting
whatever's inside it.Copy !req
512. Fun.Copy !req
513. Yeah, we're still
workshopping names.Copy !req
514. Uh, I personally like
the Little Ball of HateCopy !req
515. or Devil's Testicle.Copy !req
516. Thank you, Podcast.Copy !req
517. Yeah. You're welcome.Copy !req
518. What's in here?Copy !req
519. Wait, do you keep ghosts
just hanging out in here?Copy !req
520. We spent a long time
trapping them.Copy !req
521. Now we can study them.Copy !req
522. Why don't they escape?Copy !req
523. - Barrier of proton fields.
- Precisely.Copy !req
524. It's the same technology
as in your packs.Copy !req
525. We use it
in all the enclosures.Copy !req
526. - Oh.
- He's cute.Copy !req
527. - Yeah.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
528. Now, this one is the mostCopy !req
529. threatening pest
in the whole complex.Copy !req
530. Possessor.Copy !req
531. This spry little weaselCopy !req
532. can occupy any inanimate matter
it wants.Copy !req
533. Extremely dangerous.Copy !req
534. Hey.Copy !req
535. You're good.Copy !req
536. Pheebs.
Am I doing something wrong?Copy !req
537. It's not working.Copy !req
538. Can you help me?Copy !req
539. The cyclotron isn't... cycling.Copy !req
540. Can you help me out?Copy !req
541. Whoa.Copy !req
542. You fixed it.Copy !req
543. Literally just unplugged.Copy !req
544. I know it sucks right now.
I-I do.Copy !req
545. But it's just temporary.
And time flies by.Copy !req
546. I promise you. I should know.Copy !req
547. Two years ago,
I was in Oklahoma,Copy !req
548. and now I'm here...Copy !req
549. with a proton pack.Copy !req
550. I was your
science teacher, and now I'm...Copy !req
551. Well, now I'm...Copy !req
552. And I'm your, um...Copy !req
553. We got a call downtown!Copy !req
554. Trev, let's go!Copy !req
555. Sorry.Copy !req
556. Hello? Anybody there?Copy !req
557. Gh-Ghostbusters.Copy !req
558. Oh, good.
We need someone right away.Copy !req
559. All right.Copy !req
560. We're back, baby.Copy !req
561. Ghostbusters are back.
Back in the big city.Copy !req
562. Back in the Big Apple.Copy !req
563. Gonna take a bite
out of the Big Apple.Copy !req
564. Phoebe, Podcast.Copy !req
565. Podcast and Phoebe.
Can't keep us apart.Copy !req
566. Dynamic duo.Copy !req
567. What are we catching tonight?Copy !req
568. Can't play right now.Copy !req
569. I know you see me working.Copy !req
570. If you're good, later on,
you'll get a tennis ball.Copy !req
571. Let's see
what you've got in you.Copy !req
572. Something wrong?Copy !req
573. I think it's
fighting extraction.Copy !req
574. Not for this long. The...Copy !req
575. - Uh...
- Okay.Copy !req
576. - Small thing.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
577. Need to wait for the generators
to warm back up.Copy !req
578. Until then...Copy !req
579. the proton fields are down.Copy !req
580. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
581. Do you hear that?Copy !req
582. Lars. Why haven't the ghosts
escaped yet?Copy !req
583. Okay, we need to shut
that thing up.Copy !req
584. This is the place.Copy !req
585. Yeah.Copy !req
586. They better have baklava.Copy !req
587. Hi.Copy !req
588. You here for the ghost?Copy !req
589. Boo.Copy !req
590. Phoebe?Copy !req
591. - Uh...
- Blast it.Copy !req
592. "It"?Copy !req
593. - Phoebe, what are you doing?
- Who's the third wheel?Copy !req
594. Why are you just
standing there? Fire!Copy !req
595. Uh...Copy !req
596. What are you doing?Copy !req
597. - You missed!
- Oh!Copy !req
598. - If... I have great aim.
- Cool.Copy !req
599. And if I wanted to hit you,
then I would've, but I didn't.Copy !req
600. - Right.
- If it...Copy !req
601. If it makes you
feel better, I guess.Copy !req
602. Yeah, I just feel, like,
a warm rush of relief.Copy !req
603. Oh.Copy !req
604. Phew.Copy !req
605. So...Copy !req
606. do you want to hang out?Copy !req
607. You're inviting me in?Copy !req
608. Um, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
609. You're inviting me insideCopy !req
610. your ghost extermination
headquarters?Copy !req
611. Uh, yeah, no, it's fine.
I see how that could be weird.Copy !req
612. It's cool. You don't have to...Copy !req
613. Nice digs.Copy !req
614. You can transapparate?Copy !req
615. Oh, is that what I just did?Copy !req
616. Yeah, I do that.Copy !req
617. How do you touch
the chess pieces if...?Copy !req
618. Basically, I exist onCopy !req
619. an entirely different
dimensional plane.Copy !req
620. You wouldn't get it.Copy !req
621. I get it.
I love dimensional planes.Copy !req
622. I've always wanted to visit
a different dimensional plane.Copy !req
623. I don't know why
I said that. I...Copy !req
624. So, like, is the rest
of this place this cool or...?Copy !req
625. That's our car.Copy !req
626. And...Copy !req
627. this is my locker.Copy !req
628. That's my name.Copy !req
629. Oh, uh, that's where we...Copy !req
630. I know what this is.Copy !req
631. Have you ever wondered
what happens...Copy !req
632. when we're all done here?Copy !req
633. I mean, I've seen it.Copy !req
634. Yeah, I mean, it's...Copy !req
635. it's really beautiful, actually.Copy !req
636. I mean, your particles start
to lose their bondsCopy !req
637. and float off into space.Copy !req
638. Then what?Copy !req
639. Quantum physics suggests
that we becomeCopy !req
640. a part of the fabric
of the universe.Copy !req
641. Do you believe that?Copy !req
642. I mean, I believe
in quantum physics.Copy !req
643. Duh.Copy !req
644. Sounds cool.Copy !req
645. Maybe I'll be able
to check it out someday.Copy !req
646. When you cross
to the other side?Copy !req
647. Yeah.Copy !req
648. That's where my family is.Copy !req
649. Why can't you join them?Copy !req
650. If I knew,
I'd already be there.Copy !req
651. Is, uh, that your object?Copy !req
652. My what?Copy !req
653. It's like an emotionally
charged anchorCopy !req
654. that keeps us tethered
to this world.Copy !req
655. Well, the last match burned
my family alive, so...Copy !req
656. Yeah, well, that'll do it.Copy !req
657. No, it was an accident.Copy !req
658. - Oh, I...
- I used to thinkCopy !req
659. these matches were
some sort of key to moving on,Copy !req
660. but I've gotten used to the idea
that I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
661. - I'm sorry.
- Pheebs?Copy !req
662. You okay down there?Copy !req
663. Um...Copy !req
664. Uh, I'll be right up.Copy !req
665. I'm going as fast as I can.Copy !req
666. Does it have to be her?Copy !req
667. I understand.Copy !req
668. Hey, pal.Copy !req
669. Got some Cheetos for you.Copy !req
670. You can come on out.Copy !req
671. I'm only gonna shoot you
in the face.Copy !req
672. Come on.Copy !req
673. That's it.Copy !req
674. Huh? The hell?Copy !req
675. Phoebe?Copy !req
676. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
677. Basement. Now.Copy !req
678. Can you explain this?Copy !req
679. No, I can't.Copy !req
680. - Cool.
- Empirically.Copy !req
681. Approaching the mythically cold
temperature of absolute zero,Copy !req
682. the degree at which
all particles stop.Copy !req
683. Zero kelvin.Copy !req
684. The suspension of life itself.
Exquisite.Copy !req
685. If you like that...Copy !req
686. you're gonna love this.Copy !req
687. Ever since you brought in
this lethal snow cone,Copy !req
688. the other ghosts have been
acting peculiar.Copy !req
689. We think it's communicating.Copy !req
690. So the orb's kind of chatty?Copy !req
691. Not the orb itself
but whatever lies within it.Copy !req
692. We think it's commanding
the other ghostsCopy !req
693. with some sort of mind control.Copy !req
694. All right.Copy !req
695. - Wow.
- Oh.Copy !req
696. Extreme thermodynamic
"exutions,"Copy !req
697. thought transference...Copy !req
698. This little cutie gets out,Copy !req
699. no telling how dangerous
it could be.Copy !req
700. Where the hell did you guys
get this thing?Copy !req
701. Hey, man.Copy !req
702. - Hey.
- Are you Nadeem Razmaadi?Copy !req
703. Maybe.Copy !req
704. Did you recently sell
a collectionCopy !req
705. of family artifacts
to Ray Stantz?Copy !req
706. - That money's gone.
- Wait.Copy !req
707. Uh, we're not looking
for a refund. We...Copy !req
708. Come on in.Copy !req
709. I got a bunch of other stuff
for sale.Copy !req
710. I am a licensed third-party
reseller of sneakers.Copy !req
711. - What's your shoe size, my man?
- Uh, ten.Copy !req
712. I don't have any tens.
Can you squeeze into an eight?Copy !req
713. - No, probably not.
- Is this your bachelor pad?Copy !req
714. This was my dadi's place...
my grandmother's.Copy !req
715. Hmm.Copy !req
716. Nipple stuff.Copy !req
717. - Iconic.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
718. That was my dadi's
favorite painting.Copy !req
719. I can't really part with it.
What's your offer?Copy !req
720. What was
your grandmother's deal?Copy !req
721. We weren't really that close.
She said I was unambitious.Copy !req
722. But, really,
who's the brave one, huh?Copy !req
723. The brother who goes
to engineering schoolCopy !req
724. or the one who forges aheadCopy !req
725. with no education
or future prospects?Copy !req
726. The second one.Copy !req
727. - Right? Yeah.
- Yes. Absolutely.Copy !req
728. Yeah, I think that all the time.Copy !req
729. Yep. Me, too. I also think
that all the time.Copy !req
730. Hundred percent. It's heroic.Copy !req
731. Yeah, we're curious about
a particular object.Copy !req
732. Brass orb.Copy !req
733. Hurts when touched.Copy !req
734. Oh, yeah, that came from my
grandmother's special back roomCopy !req
735. where she keeps
all the really good stuff.Copy !req
736. But I'm not supposed to take
anybody back there, so...Copy !req
737. Whoa.Copy !req
738. Nice sex dungeon.Copy !req
739. - Okay, dadi.
- Not a sex dungeon.Copy !req
740. Would a sex dungeon
have these chains?Copy !req
741. - Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.Copy !req
742. As soon as I said it,
I realized it would.Copy !req
743. Seriously,
what'd she do in here?Copy !req
744. I don't know. I found
this room after she diedCopy !req
745. while I was looking
for some Pop-Tarts.Copy !req
746. All this stuff is for sale, too,
by the way.Copy !req
747. - Is this brass or copper, Lars?
- Brass.Copy !req
748. Once believed to be
a magical alloy.Copy !req
749. There are countless talesCopy !req
750. of demons trapped
in brass urns and lamps,Copy !req
751. going all the way back
to the time of Solomon.Copy !req
752. Sick outfit.Copy !req
753. Whoa. You guys hear that?Copy !req
754. No echo, no anything.Copy !req
755. It's like... it's like
a dead room in here.Copy !req
756. So she could be as loud
as she wanted.Copy !req
757. Please stop.Copy !req
758. Please stop making sex jokesCopy !req
759. about my recently deceased
grandmother.Copy !req
760. The brass orb...
it was always kept in here?Copy !req
761. Far as I know.Copy !req
762. Is it possible she wanted
to keep it quiet?Copy !req
763. What does that mean?Copy !req
764. It means you're coming with us.Copy !req
765. Dr. Ray?Copy !req
766. - Yes, Phoebe?
- I think that somebody leftCopy !req
767. a rotting carrot
on one of your shelves.Copy !req
768. Oh, that's a human pinkie.Copy !req
769. Picked that upCopy !req
770. at the old State Hospital
for the Criminally InsaneCopy !req
771. in Pennsylvania... haunted.Copy !req
772. And we had no equipment
back then.Copy !req
773. - Um...
- We...Copy !req
774. Actually, I had a question
I wanted to ask you.Copy !req
775. Have you ever...Copy !req
776. wondered what it would be like
to be a ghost?Copy !req
777. Every day of my life, dear.Copy !req
778. - Really?
- Sure.Copy !req
779. I mean,
how I would materialize.Copy !req
780. What's that feel like?Copy !req
781. Would it be some kind
of a visual manifestation?Copy !req
782. I mean, if something's...Copy !req
783. What is that?Copy !req
784. Oh, um, I was just watching
a video I shot of the orb.Copy !req
785. I think the audio's
corrupted or something.Copy !req
786. It's all weird. Here.Copy !req
787. Check it out.Copy !req
788. Ancient verbiage, um...Copy !req
789. Yeah, but what language?Copy !req
790. A dead one.Copy !req
791. I know a guy who could help us.Copy !req
792. But...Copy !req
793. Should we investigate?Copy !req
794. Mm, we could.Copy !req
795. Aren't you benched?Copy !req
796. Aren't you retired?Copy !req
797. Oh.
You gonna take that from her?Copy !req
798. Hold still.Copy !req
799. What's this?Copy !req
800. It's just
a garden-variety test:Copy !req
801. Are you... a human?Copy !req
802. You should be able
to pass it easilyCopy !req
803. unless you are possessed
by a cross-dimensional beast.Copy !req
804. Right, just a couple human
beings having a conversation.Copy !req
805. One of them has a pasta pot
strapped to his head.Copy !req
806. Let's start off
with a layup, okay?Copy !req
807. Puppies.Copy !req
808. Love them or kill them?Copy !req
809. I love them?Copy !req
810. That's one correct.Copy !req
811. Okay. Great.Copy !req
812. Yes, but that was very easy.Copy !req
813. Have you ever experienced
déjà vu?Copy !req
814. No.Copy !req
815. Okay.Copy !req
816. Have you ever experienced...Copy !req
817. Déjà vu?Copy !req
818. That's pretty good.Copy !req
819. Ow!Copy !req
820. What was that?Copy !req
821. Don't throw any more pens
at me, dude.Copy !req
822. That made you angry, did it?Copy !req
823. Yeah, it made me angry, did it.Copy !req
824. You're about
to devour a small child.Copy !req
825. Would you prefer skin on
or skinless?Copy !req
826. Okay. I'm not...Copy !req
827. This interview is over.
I'm not gonna answer that.Copy !req
828. - Refuse to answer that? Okay.
- No, no, no. I'm not refusing.Copy !req
829. Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Is it a human child?Copy !req
830. Are there other kinds
of children?Copy !req
831. Are you thinking
of a specific child?Copy !req
832. Is this child related to me?Copy !req
833. - Would that be necessary?
- No, it's not necessary.Copy !req
834. You're the one
who brought it up.Copy !req
835. I don't want to eat any...Copy !req
836. I told you to stopCopy !req
837. throwing pens at me.Copy !req
838. I'm sorry. It's a perfectly
normal reaction!Copy !req
839. Oh, oh! Don't! Okay! Okay!Copy !req
840. What are you staring at?Copy !req
841. Did I pass?Copy !req
842. Dr. Stantz, I don't think that
this is a legal parking space.Copy !req
843. Ah, they know me here.Copy !req
844. Did you know
these two regal kittensCopy !req
845. actually have names?Copy !req
846. You have Patience
and Fortitude.Copy !req
847. Ah, no! Dr. Stantz!Copy !req
848. No, you are forbidden
from coming withinCopy !req
849. 50 feet of this library.Copy !req
850. Good to see you, buddy.
Been a long time, huh?Copy !req
851. Hi.Copy !req
852. Excuse us.Copy !req
853. It's not Essenic.
It's not Chaldean.Copy !req
854. It ain't French.Copy !req
855. This is pre-Sumerian.
This is pre-Sanskrit.Copy !req
856. Well, what does it mean?Copy !req
857. Five people in the world
can understand these words.Copy !req
858. Whi... which means
my colleague Dr. JahangiriCopy !req
859. put you up to this.Copy !req
860. Jahangiri's already dead.Copy !req
861. - What?
- No. Your colleague's...Copy !req
862. - Your colleague's fine.
- Sorry.Copy !req
863. What the fudge
is wrong with you?Copy !req
864. Listen, this language has been
dead for thousands of years.Copy !req
865. How did you get this recording?Copy !req
866. Do you believe
in spiritual inhabitation?Copy !req
867. Spectral possession?Copy !req
868. Look, there's a reason
I'm down here in the basement.Copy !req
869. I'm the library folklorist.
I'm also the tristate treasurerCopy !req
870. of the H.P. Lovecraft Society,
so...Copy !req
871. Do I believe in spirits?
Yes, I believe in spirits.Copy !req
872. I believe
in self-winding clocksCopy !req
873. and the singing cheeses
of Copenhagen.Copy !req
874. Please continue.Copy !req
875. All right.
The ancient chants you heardCopy !req
876. came from
this mysterious object.Copy !req
877. It's about the size
of a boccie ball.Copy !req
878. Come with me to the library.Copy !req
879. Are we not in the library?Copy !req
880. Upstairs is just for show.Copy !req
881. Gilded research rooms
where struggling actorsCopy !req
882. can Twitch-stream
and buy crypto.Copy !req
883. The old library is below.Copy !req
884. - Welcome to the old library.
- Whoa.Copy !req
885. That object of yours...Copy !req
886. its last recorded sighting...Copy !req
887. wasn't photographed,
and it wasn't painted.Copy !req
888. It was carved in stone.Copy !req
889. Whoa.Copy !req
890. Recognize anything?Copy !req
891. There's your orb.Copy !req
892. What is it?Copy !req
893. Well, the better question is:
What's inside of it?Copy !req
894. What's inside of it?Copy !req
895. Excellent question.
Probably sand.Copy !req
896. But if you believe
the folklore...Copy !req
897. and I always believe
the folklore...Copy !req
898. that orb is a magical prisonCopy !req
899. for a phantom god
called Garraka.Copy !req
900. See, 4,000 years ago,Copy !req
901. Garraka served
a bloodthirsty kingCopy !req
902. called Samudari.Copy !req
903. You know, from the Battle
of the Seven Armies,Copy !req
904. et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
905. After Garraka helped conquer
half of Central Asia,Copy !req
906. the king grew suspicious
of his ambitions.Copy !req
907. Garraka was captured, branded,
broken and disfigured.Copy !req
908. His horns, the source
of his greatest strength,Copy !req
909. were, like, ripped
off his head.Copy !req
910. Nasty stuff.Copy !req
911. I love it. No notes.Copy !req
912. But Garraka didn't take
too kindly to thatCopy !req
913. and went on a bit
of a murder bender.Copy !req
914. His plan was to raise an army
of the undeadCopy !req
915. and wage war on humanity by
channeling fear into a weapon.Copy !req
916. Kusharit Umoti.Copy !req
917. The Death Chill.Copy !req
918. The power to kill
by fear itself.Copy !req
919. A cold shiver runs
down your spine.Copy !req
920. Your veins turn
to rivers of ice.Copy !req
921. Your bones crack.Copy !req
922. Your lungs cave.Copy !req
923. And the last thing you seeCopy !req
924. is your own tear ducts
freezing up.Copy !req
925. It's so cool.Copy !req
926. Anyhoo, before Garraka
could collapseCopy !req
927. the collective bronchial tubes
of greater South Asia,Copy !req
928. he finally met his match.Copy !req
929. His icy spell was shattered
by a roving bandCopy !req
930. of mythical spirit catchers
called the Firemasters,Copy !req
931. who used fire and brassCopy !req
932. to trap the evil god
inside of an orb.Copy !req
933. The very orb you now possess.Copy !req
934. Kind of like Ghostbusters.Copy !req
935. Yeah.Copy !req
936. If you're willing to entertain
a little historical gossip...Copy !req
937. These are wax cylinders.Copy !req
938. 19th-century audio recordings.Copy !req
939. Our collection is bonkers.
Here.Copy !req
940. Mary Todd Lincoln
using the f-word.Copy !req
941. Apparently, she saw a moth.Copy !req
942. But the one I think you'll be
most interested in is...Copy !req
943. this one.Copy !req
944. See, back in the Gilded Age
of our fair metropolis,Copy !req
945. there was this group
of rich assholes calledCopy !req
946. the Manhattan
Adventurers Society.Copy !req
947. They would steal relics
and artifacts.Copy !req
948. They'd get together.Copy !req
949. They'd enjoy them
with their BeaujolaisCopy !req
950. and a couple of hookers.Copy !req
951. Real colonial loot fest
kind of stuff.Copy !req
952. Anyway, one night,
they took outCopy !req
953. a particularly rare relic,
the Orb of Garraka.Copy !req
954. And then they played
this chant,Copy !req
955. which opened the orb.Copy !req
956. For the first time
in New York history,Copy !req
957. a room full of people
froze to deathCopy !req
958. in the middle of July.Copy !req
959. Uh...Copy !req
960. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
961. It's the Possessor!Copy !req
962. He's got the chant! Stop him!Copy !req
963. Stop that bag!Copy !req
964. - Excuse us!
- Wh... Hey!Copy !req
965. - Move, move, move!
- No running!Copy !req
966. Go left!Copy !req
967. Get it!
Keep your eyes on it!Copy !req
968. Shh.Copy !req
969. Excuse me.Copy !req
970. What the hell was that?Copy !req
971. Oh, Possessor ghost.Copy !req
972. Master of concealment
and disguise.Copy !req
973. Now it'll be
impossible to find.Copy !req
974. Oh, oh, there it is.Copy !req
975. Well, that's a close one.Copy !req
976. You don't want that
getting away.Copy !req
977. - Give me a boost, will you?
- Oh, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
978. I got you.Copy !req
979. Oh, my God.Copy !req
980. Dr. Ray!Copy !req
981. The bike! Push the button!Copy !req
982. Uh...Copy !req
983. - Press the button!
- There's too many buttons!Copy !req
984. Oh!Copy !req
985. Come on!Copy !req
986. Yes!Copy !req
987. - Podcast, do something!
- I-I'm trying!Copy !req
988. Come on!Copy !req
989. - Hurry up! Push the button!
- I'm trying...Copy !req
990. Hands where we can see 'em!Copy !req
991. Step forward.Copy !req
992. The lions, Phoebe.Copy !req
993. They're iconic.
People love them.Copy !req
994. They make kids want
to visit the library.Copy !req
995. Do you know how hard it isCopy !req
996. to get kids to visit
the library?Copy !req
997. I love the library.Copy !req
998. Then why did you shoot
Fortitude in the face?Copy !req
999. I was doing my job.Copy !req
1000. You don't have a job!Copy !req
1001. Magnifique!Copy !req
1002. My compliments to the chef.Copy !req
1003. As far as fiascos go,
this was just dynamite.Copy !req
1004. One would think, though,Copy !req
1005. you'd have a little more respect
for the public library,Copy !req
1006. you being such a bookworm.Copy !req
1007. - Why don't you just back off.
- I just want to thank her.Copy !req
1008. For what?Copy !req
1009. For 40 years, I've been waiting
to say these words.Copy !req
1010. The Ghostbusters are finished.Copy !req
1011. Your firehouse
has been condemned.Copy !req
1012. Your packs are
in a police lockup.Copy !req
1013. They'll be melted down
for scrap by morning.Copy !req
1014. And just wait until
I get ahold of your car.Copy !req
1015. Now, just hold on here...Copy !req
1016. The last time you tried
to shut us down,Copy !req
1017. you created a crossrip
into another dimension.Copy !req
1018. Watch out, kiddo.Copy !req
1019. That sounds a lot like slander.Copy !req
1020. That's a crime punishable
with time in prison.Copy !req
1021. So let me ask you,
Miss Spengler,Copy !req
1022. are you going to behave,Copy !req
1023. or do I need
to have you arrested?Copy !req
1024. Well, we really thought
you were gonna choose "behave."Copy !req
1025. Sure, I get it. You're upset.Copy !req
1026. Can we just get to the partCopy !req
1027. where you ground me
and move on?Copy !req
1028. Oh, you're not grounded.
You're fired.Copy !req
1029. Honestly,
if you weren't a Spengler,Copy !req
1030. you'd be answering our phones.Copy !req
1031. - Excuse me?
- Don't talk to her like that.Copy !req
1032. Are you serious?Copy !req
1033. I'm very serious.Copy !req
1034. She's your mom.Copy !req
1035. Being a Spengler
doesn't make you a genius.Copy !req
1036. It just makes you
part of this family.Copy !req
1037. Are you even a part
of this family?Copy !req
1038. - Phoebe.
- It's...Copy !req
1039. Yeah. I get it. Fair enough.Copy !req
1040. But maybe if you weren't
being so selfish,Copy !req
1041. you might notice that your mom,Copy !req
1042. your brother and I
have been doing everythingCopy !req
1043. to try and protect you,
so wake up!Copy !req
1044. Sucks, doesn't it?Copy !req
1045. What the
hell were you thinking?Copy !req
1046. You don't get it.
There was a wax cylinder.Copy !req
1047. - There was chanting.
- You do realize what kindCopy !req
1048. of trouble you've gotten
yourself into today?Copy !req
1049. The gramophone handle
was turning by its...Copy !req
1050. Ray, shut up!Copy !req
1051. Shut up. Ray.Copy !req
1052. Geez.Copy !req
1053. We're too old for this.Copy !req
1054. Zedd, I...Copy !req
1055. I don't know what our age
has to do with this.Copy !req
1056. There was, uh, chanting
coming out of that cylinder.Copy !req
1057. - Ray.
- It's a trigger.Copy !req
1058. - It's a catalyst. It's a key.
- You could've got yourself hurt.Copy !req
1059. You could've got
those kids hurt.Copy !req
1060. Geez, Ray.Copy !req
1061. Take a vacation, okay?Copy !req
1062. Go visit some old ruins
or something.Copy !req
1063. I don't know, sit your ass
on a beach somewhere.Copy !req
1064. A little color
wouldn't kill you.Copy !req
1065. Ray, this is supposed to be
our golden years.Copy !req
1066. Winston...Copy !req
1067. this is the way I want
to spend my golden years.Copy !req
1068. This is what I love.Copy !req
1069. I know. I know.Copy !req
1070. Me, too.Copy !req
1071. But you need to find a new way
to do the things you loveCopy !req
1072. before it kills you.Copy !req
1073. Pheebs.Copy !req
1074. Oh, man.Copy !req
1075. They stole our gear.Copy !req
1076. "Civil forfeiture," I believe,
is the terminology.Copy !req
1077. - Stop it! Fire pole?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1078. You really got to try
that thing, dude.Copy !req
1079. Who is he?Copy !req
1080. Oh, I'm Nadeem.
I'm a potential deep wellCopy !req
1081. of psychokinetic energy
and quite possibly possessed.Copy !req
1082. Can I try the fire pole?Copy !req
1083. Yeah. Knock your socks off.Copy !req
1084. Is this the last night
in the firehouse?Copy !req
1085. I don't know.Copy !req
1086. Hey.Copy !req
1087. So this is it, huh?Copy !req
1088. I'm used to being on the move.
I'm good at it.Copy !req
1089. I don't know.Copy !req
1090. I'd kind of like to stay
and fight for this place.Copy !req
1091. It's not our place.Copy !req
1092. Of course it is.Copy !req
1093. We can't leave.Copy !req
1094. I mean...Copy !req
1095. If there's something strange
in the neighborhood...Copy !req
1096. who are they gonna call?Copy !req
1097. If there's something weird
and it don't look good...Copy !req
1098. - ... who-who you gonna call?
- Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1099. What? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, what was that?Copy !req
1100. - Ghostbusters.
- Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1101. This is the home
of the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1102. We're the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1103. Can I tell you something else?Copy !req
1104. It's important.Copy !req
1105. What?Copy !req
1106. - Busting makes me feel good.
- No.Copy !req
1107. - No. Get out.
- It makes...Copy !req
1108. Holy crap!
This place is trashed.Copy !req
1109. I'm trying to get
a reading in here, please.Copy !req
1110. - What happened here?
- Okay, look...Copy !req
1111. Such a disaster.
What have you done?Copy !req
1112. This is a very sensitive area.Copy !req
1113. Oh, it is freezing.Copy !req
1114. Yeah, well,
maybe it wouldn't be freezingCopy !req
1115. if a certain someone
had left his grandmother's orbCopy !req
1116. in her room where it belongs.Copy !req
1117. Wait, I'm confused.Copy !req
1118. You're saying this is my fault?Copy !req
1119. Here's the deal.Copy !req
1120. Your grandmother was
guardian of the orb,Copy !req
1121. the last line of defense
against Garraka.Copy !req
1122. Now it's your turn.Copy !req
1123. You are the Firemaster.Copy !req
1124. Ooh, that's dramatic.
I like that.Copy !req
1125. It's not a joke, man.Copy !req
1126. For thousands of years,
your familyCopy !req
1127. has selflessly guarded
the worldCopy !req
1128. from an unimaginable evil.Copy !req
1129. Now, either she didn't
tell you about itCopy !req
1130. - or you weren't listening.
- Could've been either.Copy !req
1131. We had
a complicated relationship.Copy !req
1132. Instead, you come into my shop,Copy !req
1133. try to sell your heritage...
your birthright... for 50 bucks.Copy !req
1134. You should be ashamed
of yourself.Copy !req
1135. Who are you? Who's that?Copy !req
1136. You are the Firemaster.Copy !req
1137. It's time for you
to claim your destiny, son.Copy !req
1138. Light the candle.Copy !req
1139. I think we both know
that's impossible.Copy !req
1140. Son, I stopped believing
in that word a long time ago.Copy !req
1141. What if you were
humanity's last hope?Copy !req
1142. Dude, I've never been
anyone's only hope.Copy !req
1143. I went to senior prom as
a backup for someone's brother.Copy !req
1144. You may not choose
to believe it,Copy !req
1145. but there are many stories
of peopleCopy !req
1146. with inexplicable gifts,
going back eons.Copy !req
1147. The strength of Samson,
the speed of Achilles.Copy !req
1148. Perfect pitch, sick dance moves.Copy !req
1149. Even pyrokinesis.Copy !req
1150. So...Copy !req
1151. light the candle.Copy !req
1152. Light the candle?Copy !req
1153. Just like that?Copy !req
1154. I just do that...Copy !req
1155. What?Copy !req
1156. Oh.Copy !req
1157. Indus literature speaks
of a sacred fire,Copy !req
1158. a smokeless flame,Copy !req
1159. like the kind Moses saw
on Mount HorebCopy !req
1160. when he encountered
the burning bush.Copy !req
1161. Like the kind the demon djinn
brought forthCopy !req
1162. from the seven earths,Copy !req
1163. that flowed through the hair
of Sambo-Kojin,Copy !req
1164. the Japanese god of the hearth.Copy !req
1165. That same sacred power exists
in your fingertips.Copy !req
1166. Wow.Copy !req
1167. Oh.Copy !req
1168. Light the candle.Copy !req
1169. It's his first time.Copy !req
1170. I think we're all going to die.Copy !req
1171. Phoebe?Copy !req
1172. Um, can I come in?Copy !req
1173. I just wanted to talk to youCopy !req
1174. about what happened
at the police station.Copy !req
1175. Uh, because I-I know
that was rough.Copy !req
1176. And, um...Copy !req
1177. but, you know, you know,
life is rough.Copy !req
1178. L-Life is unpredictable
and crazy and...Copy !req
1179. Doors close. Friends change.Copy !req
1180. But, uh... but family is...Copy !req
1181. is the one thing
that's there no matter what.Copy !req
1182. You know, uh...Copy !req
1183. Sometimes they're not even
your actual blood relatives.Copy !req
1184. They're just...Copy !req
1185. They're the people
that remind youCopy !req
1186. you have a home.Copy !req
1187. Anyway, I think you're great.Copy !req
1188. I think you're really great.Copy !req
1189. I'm really glad
we had this talk.Copy !req
1190. I don't know, every time I do
what I think is right,Copy !req
1191. they just come down on me like
I'm screwing everything up.Copy !req
1192. - That's ridiculous.
- I know.Copy !req
1193. What?Copy !req
1194. Just sucks that the only person
who gets me is...Copy !req
1195. a ghost.Copy !req
1196. Yeah. It's too bad we exist on
different dimensional planes.Copy !req
1197. Separated by quantum physics.Copy !req
1198. It's always something.Copy !req
1199. I mean, there is a way for me
to be a ghost for a bit.Copy !req
1200. But it's-it's experimental.Copy !req
1201. And you wouldn't want
to risk it.Copy !req
1202. It's not lethal.Copy !req
1203. That's a plus.Copy !req
1204. Just requires a little bit
of light breaking and enteringCopy !req
1205. and some advanced science.Copy !req
1206. I mean, I wouldn't want to
get you into any more trouble.Copy !req
1207. What else can they do to me?Copy !req
1208. What is that thing?Copy !req
1209. It's an ionic separator.Copy !req
1210. It'll allow us
to temporarily existCopy !req
1211. on the same dimensional plane.Copy !req
1212. My spirit will be separated
from my bodyCopy !req
1213. for only two minutes.Copy !req
1214. Then I'll regain consciousness.Copy !req
1215. Boo.Copy !req
1216. What's wrong?Copy !req
1217. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1218. For what?Copy !req
1219. A human voice is the key.Copy !req
1220. But Garraka
can't control humans.Copy !req
1221. Only ghosts.Copy !req
1222. And now he can control you.Copy !req
1223. Garraka's the only one that can
open the door to the other side.Copy !req
1224. It's my only chance.Copy !req
1225. My only chance
to see my family again.Copy !req
1226. Maybe one day,
you'll understand.Copy !req
1227. Your world will shatter.Copy !req
1228. Bones and ice.Copy !req
1229. My empire will rise.Copy !req
1230. Hey, asshole.Copy !req
1231. Lucky!Copy !req
1232. - Phoebe?
- Over here.Copy !req
1233. Phoebe. Are you okay?Copy !req
1234. - She ghost-walked.
- What?Copy !req
1235. Her spirit separated
from her body.Copy !req
1236. - Oh, my God, you're freezing.
- I tried to stop it.Copy !req
1237. - I couldn't.
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
1238. No, you're okay.
That's all that matters.Copy !req
1239. - We're in trouble. We're...
- No, you're not in trouble.Copy !req
1240. - You're not in trouble.
- She's right.Copy !req
1241. We're all in big trouble.Copy !req
1242. Yeah,
just give me a minute.Copy !req
1243. Just, uh, finishing this up.Copy !req
1244. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
1245. Are you the Firemaster?Copy !req
1246. Yeah, man, read the damn sign.Copy !req
1247. - I love that.
- What is that?Copy !req
1248. Should we call this one in?Copy !req
1249. Yeah, call this one in.Copy !req
1250. Taxi!Copy !req
1251. It's okay if you guys hate me.Copy !req
1252. We don't hate you.
We were worried about you.Copy !req
1253. We didn't know where you were.
You could've been killed.Copy !req
1254. I trusted somebody
that I shouldn't have.Copy !req
1255. I just feel stupid.Copy !req
1256. It's okay to feel stupid.Copy !req
1257. Some of the smartest people
I know are morons.Copy !req
1258. Yeah, and I told you
to make mistakes.Copy !req
1259. Yeah, not release
a monstrous deity.Copy !req
1260. Maybe next time, get a tattoo.Copy !req
1261. Or try shoplifting.
Hey, that'd be fun.Copy !req
1262. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
1263. Hey.Copy !req
1264. Are you ready
to be a Spengler again?Copy !req
1265. Good, 'cause we need you.Copy !req
1266. Yeah.Copy !req
1267. Phoebe.Copy !req
1268. - How did Garraka get out?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
1269. It's coming right for us,
and it's really bad out there.Copy !req
1270. Wh-Who's coming right for us?Copy !req
1271. Typical manifestation of evil.Copy !req
1272. Ender of worlds,
that kind of thing.Copy !req
1273. Garraka's coming
for the containment unitCopy !req
1274. to recruit every ghost
in the tank we've ever caught.Copy !req
1275. We can't allow that to happen.Copy !req
1276. He'll have a veritable
army of ghosts.Copy !req
1277. - Army of ghosts?
- Guys, it's okay. We're fine.Copy !req
1278. Look, we're good. Calm down.Copy !req
1279. We have the Firemaster.Copy !req
1280. Do the thing.Copy !req
1281. This is really great.
You're gonna love it.Copy !req
1282. Okay,
just like we practiced.Copy !req
1283. Huh?Copy !req
1284. - Huh?
- Yes!Copy !req
1285. - Great.
- Huh?Copy !req
1286. Great.Copy !req
1287. Where are our proton packs?Copy !req
1288. New packs.Copy !req
1289. Suit up.Copy !req
1290. Get to the roof, all right?Copy !req
1291. Just shoot anything
that looks terrifying.Copy !req
1292. But I already threw
a proton stream at that thing.Copy !req
1293. - It didn't even flinch.
- How is that possible?Copy !req
1294. It's an ancient god
from another dimension.Copy !req
1295. Who's to know
its atomic composition?Copy !req
1296. - Dr. Ray?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1297. Copper can conduct
an electrical fieldCopy !req
1298. like the one in our colliders.Copy !req
1299. Yeah, but there's no copper
left in the firehouse.Copy !req
1300. Stripped by vagrants
in the '90s.Copy !req
1301. Well, then what about brass?Copy !req
1302. Brass.Copy !req
1303. Especially if it's
psychically charged.Copy !req
1304. Our proton
packs use nickel and zincCopy !req
1305. as primary drivers
for spectral agitation.Copy !req
1306. But Garraka is different.Copy !req
1307. The ancient ghost trappers
used brass to trap him.Copy !req
1308. If I brass-plate
the components of my pack,Copy !req
1309. it could give us a chance.Copy !req
1310. Switch me on.Copy !req
1311. Wow, he managed
a faster decay of split timeCopy !req
1312. and narrowed
the stream intensification.Copy !req
1313. Terrific new improvements.Copy !req
1314. Let's get to work.Copy !req
1315. Here we go.Copy !req
1316. - Can I be of any help?
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
1317. - Venkman.
- You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
1318. Home sweet home.Copy !req
1319. Melnitz in uniform.Copy !req
1320. Looking sporty.Copy !req
1321. Oh.Copy !req
1322. Courage, anyone?Copy !req
1323. No, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
1324. I don't like that.Copy !req
1325. - What do you see up there?
- A trike.Copy !req
1326. - Tell them it's a trike.
- A what?Copy !req
1327. A kid's tricycle
rolling down the streetCopy !req
1328. - on its own.
- No, no. Possessor.Copy !req
1329. - Possessor.
- You need to get down here now.Copy !req
1330. Yeah.Copy !req
1331. What's going on?Copy !req
1332. Oh, it's really bad.Copy !req
1333. The world's ending.
Do not go up there.Copy !req
1334. - How's it going?
- Oh, terrible.Copy !req
1335. Okay,
just keep practicing, man.Copy !req
1336. We got your back.Copy !req
1337. Could one of the adults
also come and help?Copy !req
1338. Whoa!Copy !req
1339. It's possessed!Copy !req
1340. Run!Copy !req
1341. Whoa!Copy !req
1342. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1343. Oh.Copy !req
1344. Gave me the fright of my life.Copy !req
1345. I thought you were
one of the big, scary ones.Copy !req
1346. How'd you get
all the way up here?Copy !req
1347. Ooh, paper.Copy !req
1348. That's random.Copy !req
1349. Lucky!Copy !req
1350. Lucky, are you okay?Copy !req
1351. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1352. Trevor!Copy !req
1353. You're doing it!Copy !req
1354. This is awesome!Copy !req
1355. I know that guy!Copy !req
1356. I am a god.Copy !req
1357. Where's Phoebe?Copy !req
1358. Good luck.Copy !req
1359. So, was any of it real?Copy !req
1360. Yeah. I actually did
beat you at chess.Copy !req
1361. I never wanted to hurt you.Copy !req
1362. I just wanted
to see my family again.Copy !req
1363. Well, my family's up there now.Copy !req
1364. We still have time
to stop this.Copy !req
1365. It's too late.Copy !req
1366. He's here.Copy !req
1367. Phoebe? Phoebe!Copy !req
1368. Heads up.Copy !req
1369. Tall, dark and horny
at 12 o'clock.Copy !req
1370. Ah!Copy !req
1371. Garraka can't help you move on.Copy !req
1372. You have to do that yourself.Copy !req
1373. Don't let him get
to the basement!Copy !req
1374. How?Copy !req
1375. Well, being nice didn't work.Copy !req
1376. - Let's try this.
- Light 'em up!Copy !req
1377. I tried to tell you guys
our throwers are useless.Copy !req
1378. Hold on, hold on,
hold on.Copy !req
1379. Okay.Copy !req
1380. Look, dude, I'm...Copy !req
1381. I'm probably
your worst nightmare.Copy !req
1382. Okay. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1383. Real talk, man to... whatever.Copy !req
1384. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
1385. Okay? So, how about
we call this even,Copy !req
1386. we each go our separate ways.Copy !req
1387. I go back to Queens,
you go back to Narnia.Copy !req
1388. You are no Firemaster.Copy !req
1389. Me? No, I'm not the Firemaster.Copy !req
1390. I'm just Nadeem.Copy !req
1391. And let the record show
I gave you a chance.Copy !req
1392. Dude, did you use
all the lighter fluid?Copy !req
1393. You told me to practice.Copy !req
1394. Um, does anyone have a light?Copy !req
1395. I-I quit smoking in the '90s.Copy !req
1396. Proud of you then,
proud of you now.Copy !req
1397. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1398. Uh...Copy !req
1399. Get out of the way!Copy !req
1400. Move!Copy !req
1401. Look out!Copy !req
1402. Bye, Phoebe.Copy !req
1403. Phoebe!Copy !req
1404. They're pinning him!
We can trap him now!Copy !req
1405. No!Copy !req
1406. We're gonna need a bigger trap.Copy !req
1407. It's right there.Copy !req
1408. Garraka's let
all the spirits out.Copy !req
1409. Peter, do you know
what this means?Copy !req
1410. You know what we could do?Copy !req
1411. Ray, pretend I don't.Copy !req
1412. If we neutralize
the mass-energy d-densityCopy !req
1413. to reduce criticality,
it will force the tankCopy !req
1414. to re-prime itself
and re-reverse the polar...Copy !req
1415. Just do it! We all trust you.Copy !req
1416. I can't hold him much longer!Copy !req
1417. - Come on!
- Hey, little help.Copy !req
1418. Golden years?Copy !req
1419. Golden years!Copy !req
1420. When the light is green...Copy !req
1421. The whole world is clean.Copy !req
1422. I knew you had
one more dance in you.Copy !req
1423. Yes!Copy !req
1424. You're toast.Copy !req
1425. You were right.Copy !req
1426. I'll see you in the fabric
of the universe.Copy !req
1427. Mom.Copy !req
1428. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1429. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1430. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1431. - Hey!
- Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1432. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1433. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1434. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1435. You have done it!Copy !req
1436. Citywide devastation.Copy !req
1437. I am putting you away
for a long ti...Copy !req
1438. Peck.Copy !req
1439. You clown.Copy !req
1440. You're never gonna
get it, are you?Copy !req
1441. Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
1442. What do you have to say
to the Ghostbusters?Copy !req
1443. Hey, how about
you thank them, dickless!Copy !req
1444. Wh-What... Uh, yes.Copy !req
1445. It sounds like we have
your undivided support.Copy !req
1446. Love you, Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1447. Uh, w-well, y-yes, of course.Copy !req
1448. Good. I'm so happy
to hear that, Mr. Mayor,Copy !req
1449. because without Phoebe
and her family, this whole cityCopy !req
1450. would be under
three feet of ice.Copy !req
1451. Yeah.Copy !req
1452. We know that
the world right nowCopy !req
1453. is experiencing
unusual paranormal activity.Copy !req
1454. We are here to answer that callCopy !req
1455. because we are
the Ghostbusters!Copy !req
1456. Well, it's not
my first evil god.Copy !req
1457. I am Nadeem.Copy !req
1458. I am a Firemaster, turns out.Copy !req
1459. Like my dadi before me.Copy !req
1460. Did we... did we win?Copy !req
1461. Busting ghosts together...
what do you call that?Copy !req
1462. - It's a team.
- A family.Copy !req
1463. Yeah. The Spenglers.Copy !req
1464. - We're the Spenglers.
- Okay.Copy !req
1465. Well, you don't want to be
a Grooberson. Trust me.Copy !req
1466. Okay, uh, guys, maybe put on
your packs.Copy !req
1467. Uh, okay.Copy !req
1468. All right, Dad.Copy !req
1469. Gary. Sorry.Copy !req
1470. Yeah, I heard it.Copy !req
1471. Trevor! Keys.Copy !req
1472. She just called me Dad.Copy !req
1473. Yeah!Copy !req
1474. Okay.Copy !req
1475. There are a lot of people,
so go slowly.Copy !req
1476. Look both ways.Copy !req
1477. Hey, that's my truck!Copy !req
1478. That's my truck!Copy !req
1479. That's my truck, man!Copy !req