1. I'm gonna turn over the next card.
I want you to concentrate.Copy !req
2. I want you to tell me
what you think it is.Copy !req
3. Square.Copy !req
4. Good guess. But wrong.Copy !req
5. Clear your head.Copy !req
6. All right. Tell me what you think it is.Copy !req
7. Is it a star?Copy !req
8. It is a star. Very good. That's great.Copy !req
9. Okay. All right.Copy !req
10. Think hard. What is it?Copy !req
11. Circle.Copy !req
12. Close. But definitely wrong.Copy !req
13. Okay.Copy !req
14. - All right. Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. All right.Copy !req
16. What is it?Copy !req
17. Come on.Copy !req
18. Figure eight.Copy !req
19. Incredible. That's 5 for 5.
You can't see these, can you?Copy !req
20. - You're not cheating me, are you?
- No, I swear they're just coming to me.Copy !req
21. Okay.Copy !req
22. - Nervous?
- Yes. I don't like this.Copy !req
23. You only have 75 more to go, okay?
What's this one?Copy !req
24. It's a couple of wavy lines.Copy !req
25. - Sorry. This isn't your lucky day.
- I know.Copy !req
26. Wait—Copy !req
27. I'm getting a little tired of this!Copy !req
28. You volunteered, didn't you?
We're paying, aren't we?Copy !req
29. Yeah, but I didn't know you were
gonna give me electric shocks!Copy !req
30. What are you trying
to prove here, anyway?Copy !req
31. I'm studying the effect of negative
reinforcement on ESP ability.Copy !req
32. The effect? I'll tell you what
the effect is. It's pissing me off!Copy !req
33. Well, then maybe my theory is correct!Copy !req
34. - You can keep the 5 bucks. I've had it.
- I will, mister!Copy !req
35. You may as well get used to that.Copy !req
36. It's the kind of resentment that your
ability will provoke in some people.Copy !req
37. Do you think I have it, Dr. Venkman?Copy !req
38. You're no fluke, Jennifer.Copy !req
39. This is it. This is definitely it!Copy !req
40. Did those UV lenses come in
for the video camera?Copy !req
41. And that blank tape, I need it,
the one you erased yesterday.Copy !req
42. - Will you excuse me for a second?
- Sure.Copy !req
43. I'm right in the middle
of something, Ray.Copy !req
44. I need more time with this subject.Copy !req
45. Could you come back in an hour,
hour and a half?Copy !req
46. Peter, at 1:40 p.m...Copy !req
47. at the main branch of The New York
Public Library on Fifth Avenue...Copy !req
48. 10 people witnessed a free-floating,
full-torso, vaporous apparition.Copy !req
49. It blew books off shelves
from 20 feet away...Copy !req
50. and scared the socks
off some poor librarian.Copy !req
51. I'm very excited. I'm very pleased.Copy !req
52. I want you to get right down there,
check it out, and get back to me.Copy !req
53. You're coming with us on this one.
Spengler went down there.Copy !req
54. He took PKE valences,
went right off the top of the scale.Copy !req
55. Buried the needle.
We're close on this one. I can feel it.Copy !req
56. I can feel it. We're very, very close.Copy !req
57. I have to go now, Jennifer, but I'd
like to work with you some more.Copy !req
58. Perhaps you could come back
this evening at—?Copy !req
59. Eight o'clock?Copy !req
60. I was just going to say, "8: OO?"
You are a legitimate phenomenon.Copy !req
61. As a friend, I must say...Copy !req
62. you've finally gone around the bend
on this ghost business.Copy !req
63. You guys have been meeting
every schizo in the five boroughs...Copy !req
64. who says he has a paranormal
experience. What have you seen?Copy !req
65. You forget, I was there at an undersea,
unexplained mass sponge migration.Copy !req
66. Oh, Ray, the sponges migrated
about a foot and a half.Copy !req
67. - You're here.
- Yeah, what have you got?Copy !req
68. This is big, this is very big.
There's definitely something here.Copy !req
69. Egon, this reminds me of the time you
tried to drill a hole through your head.Copy !req
70. - Remember that?
- That would've worked if—Copy !req
71. I'm Roger Delacorte.
Are you the men from the university?Copy !req
72. Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman.
Dr. Stantz. Egon.Copy !req
73. Thank you for coming. I hope we
can clear this up quickly and quietly.Copy !req
74. Let's not rush things. We don't
even know what you have yet.Copy !req
75. I don't remember seeing any legs...Copy !req
76. but it definitely had arms,
because it reached out for me.Copy !req
77. Arms? I can't wait
to get a look at this.Copy !req
78. Alice, I'll ask you a couple
of standard questions, okay?Copy !req
79. Have you or any member
of your family...Copy !req
80. ever been diagnosed schizophrenic,
mentally incompetent?Copy !req
81. My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.Copy !req
82. I'd call that a big yes.Copy !req
83. Are you habitually using drugs,
stimulants, alcohol?Copy !req
84. - No.
- No, no. Just asking.Copy !req
85. Are you, Alice,
menstruating right now?Copy !req
86. - What has that got to do with it?
- Back off, man. I'm a scientist.Copy !req
87. Ray, it's moving. Come on.Copy !req
88. Look!Copy !req
89. - This is hot, Ray.
- Symmetrical book-stacking.Copy !req
90. Just like the Philadelphia
mass turbulence of 1947.Copy !req
91. You're right. No human being
would stack books like this.Copy !req
92. Listen! Do you smell something?Copy !req
93. Talk about telekinetic activity.
Look at this mess.Copy !req
94. Raymond, look at this.Copy !req
95. Ectoplasmic residue.Copy !req
96. - Venkman, get a sample of this.
- It's the real thing.Copy !req
97. Somebody blows their nose,
and you wanna keep it?Copy !req
98. I'd like to analyze it.Copy !req
99. - There's more over here.
- I'm getting stronger readings here.Copy !req
100. This way.Copy !req
101. Come on.Copy !req
102. Egon, your mucus.Copy !req
103. This happen to you before?Copy !req
104. First time?Copy !req
105. It's here.Copy !req
106. A full torso apparition. And it's real.Copy !req
107. So, what do we do?Copy !req
108. Could you come over here
and talk to me for a second, please?Copy !req
109. Could you just come here
for a second, please?Copy !req
110. Right over here.
Come here, Francine. Come here.Copy !req
111. - What do we do?
- I don't know. What do you think?Copy !req
112. Stop that!Copy !req
113. We've gotta make contact.
One of us should try to speak to it.Copy !req
114. Good idea.Copy !req
115. Hello.Copy !req
116. I'm Peter.Copy !req
117. Where are you from? Originally.Copy !req
118. All right. Okay.
The usual stuff isn't working.Copy !req
119. Okay, I have a plan.
I know exactly what to do.Copy !req
120. Now, stay close.Copy !req
121. Stay close.Copy !req
122. I know. Do exactly as I say.Copy !req
123. Get ready. Ready?Copy !req
124. Get her!Copy !req
125. - Did you see it? What was it?
- We'll get back to you.Copy !req
126. Wait!Copy !req
127. "Get her." That was your whole plan.
Get her.Copy !req
128. - It was scientific.
- I just got overexcited.Copy !req
129. But wasn't it incredible, Pete?
We actually touched the etheric plane.Copy !req
130. You know what this could mean
to the school?Copy !req
131. Yeah, it's gonna be bigger
than the microchip.Copy !req
132. The experience wasn't wasted.Copy !req
133. According to these readings,
we have an excellent chance...Copy !req
134. of catching and holding a ghost.Copy !req
135. This is great. If the ionization rate is
constant for all ectoplasmic entities...Copy !req
136. we could really bust some heads.
In a spiritual sense, of course.Copy !req
137. Spengs, you serious
about this catching a ghost?Copy !req
138. I'm always serious.Copy !req
139. Egon, I'm gonna take back some
of the things I've said about you.Copy !req
140. You've earned it.Copy !req
141. The possibilities are limitless.
Hey, Dean Yeager.Copy !req
142. I trust you're moving us
to better quarters on campus.Copy !req
143. No, you're being moved off campus.Copy !req
144. The Board of Regents has decided
to terminate your grant.Copy !req
145. You are to vacate
these premises immediately.Copy !req
146. This is preposterous.
I demand an explanation.Copy !req
147. Fine. This university
will no longer continue...Copy !req
148. any funding of any kind
for your group's activities.Copy !req
149. But the kids love us.Copy !req
150. Dr. Venkman, we believe the purpose
of science is to serve mankind.Copy !req
151. You, however, seem to regard science
as some kind of dodge or hustle.Copy !req
152. Your theories are the worst kind
of popular tripe.Copy !req
153. Your methods are sloppy, and your
conclusions are highly questionable.Copy !req
154. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
155. I see.Copy !req
156. And you have no place in this
department or in this university.Copy !req
157. This is a major disgrace.
Forget MIT or Stanford now.Copy !req
158. They wouldn't touch us
with a 10-meter cattle prod.Copy !req
159. You're always so concerned
about your reputation.Copy !req
160. Einstein did his best stuff
when he was a patent clerk.Copy !req
161. You know how much
a patent clerk earns?Copy !req
162. The university gave us money.
We didn't have to produce anything.Copy !req
163. You've never been out of college.
You don't know what it's like.Copy !req
164. I've worked in the private sector.
They expect results.Copy !req
165. For whatever reasons, Ray...Copy !req
166. call it fate, call it luck,
call it karma...Copy !req
167. I believe that everything
happens for a reason.Copy !req
168. I believe that we were destined
to get thrown out of this dump.Copy !req
169. - For what purpose?
- To go into business for ourselves.Copy !req
170. This ecto-containment system
Spengler and I have in mind...Copy !req
171. will require a load of capital.
Where will we get the money?Copy !req
172. I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
173. You're never gonna regret this, Ray.Copy !req
174. My parents left me that house.
I was born there.Copy !req
175. You won't lose the house. Everybody
has three mortgages nowadays.Copy !req
176. But at 19 percent?
You didn't even bargain with the guy.Copy !req
177. Ray, for your information,
the interest rate alone...Copy !req
178. for the first five years
comes to 95,000 dollars.Copy !req
179. Will you guys relax? We are
on the threshold of establishing...Copy !req
180. the indispensable defense science
of the next decade:Copy !req
181. Professional paranormal
investigations and eliminations.Copy !req
182. The franchise rights alone will make
us rich beyond our wildest dreams.Copy !req
183. There's office space,
sleeping quarters and showers...Copy !req
184. and there's a full kitchen.Copy !req
185. It just seems a little pricey for a unique
fixer-upper opportunity, that's all.Copy !req
186. What do you think, Egon?Copy !req
187. I think this building
should be condemned.Copy !req
188. There's metal fatigue
in all the load-bearing members.Copy !req
189. The wiring is substandard.
It's inadequate for our power needs.Copy !req
190. And the neighborhood
is like a demilitarized zone.Copy !req
191. Hey, does this pole still work?Copy !req
192. Wow, this place is great.
When can we move in?Copy !req
193. You gotta try this pole.
I'm gonna get my stuff.Copy !req
194. Hey, we should stay here tonight,
sleep here. You know, to try it out.Copy !req
195. - I think we'll take it.
- Good.Copy !req
196. Hi.Copy !req
197. - Dana, it's you.
- Hi. Yes, Louis, it's me.Copy !req
198. - I thought it was the drugstore.
- Are you sick?Copy !req
199. No, I'm fine. I feel great.Copy !req
200. Just ordered some more vitamins
and stuff. I was just exercising.Copy !req
201. I taped ZO-Minute Workout
and played it at high speed...Copy !req
202. so it took 10 minutes.
Got a great workout.Copy !req
203. Want to come in for a mineral water?Copy !req
204. I'd really like to, Louis,
but I have a rehearsal. Excuse me.Copy !req
205. No sweat.
I'll take a rain check on that.Copy !req
206. I have plenty of low-sodium mineral
water and other nutritious foods.Copy !req
207. - But you already know that.
- I know that.Copy !req
208. That reminds me, I'm having
a big party for all my clients.Copy !req
209. My fourth anniversary
as an accountant.Copy !req
210. Even though you do
your own tax return...Copy !req
211. stop by, since you're
my neighbor.Copy !req
212. Thank you, Louis.
I'll really try to stop by.Copy !req
213. You shouldn't leave your TV
on so loud when you go out.Copy !req
214. The creep down the hall
phoned the manager.Copy !req
215. That's strange.
I didn't realize I left it on.Copy !req
216. I climbed on the ledge
and tried to disconnect the cable...Copy !req
217. but I couldn't get in,
so I turned up my TV real loud too...Copy !req
218. so everyone would think both our
TVs had something wrong with them.Copy !req
219. Okay, so I'll see you later, huh?
I'll give you a call.Copy !req
220. I gotta have a shower.Copy !req
221. Are you troubled by strange noises
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
222. Do you experience feelings of dread
in your basement or attic?Copy !req
223. Have you or any of your family ever
seen a spook, specter or ghost?Copy !req
224. If the answer is yes, pick up your
phone and call the professionals.Copy !req
225. Ghostbusters.Copy !req
226. Our courteous staff is on call
24 hours a day...Copy !req
227. to serve
your supernatural-elimination needs.Copy !req
228. We're ready to believe you.Copy !req
229. Zuul.Copy !req
230. You don't think it's too subtle?Copy !req
231. You don't think people are gonna
drive down and not see the sign?Copy !req
232. You can't park that here!Copy !req
233. Everybody can relax, I found the car.Copy !req
234. Needs some suspension work
and shocks...Copy !req
235. and brakes, brake pads, linings,
steering box, transmission, rear end.Copy !req
236. - How much?
- Only 4800.Copy !req
237. Maybe new rings, also mufflers,
a little wiring.Copy !req
238. - Janine, any calls?
- No.Copy !req
239. - Any messages?
- No.Copy !req
240. - Any customers?
- No, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
241. It's a good job, isn't it?Copy !req
242. Type something, will you?
We're paying for this stuff.Copy !req
243. Don't stare at me.
You've got the bug eyes.Copy !req
244. Janine?Copy !req
245. Sorry about the "bug eyes" thing.
I'll be in my office.Copy !req
246. You're very handy. I can tell.Copy !req
247. - I bet you like to read a lot too.
- Print is dead.Copy !req
248. Oh, that's very fascinating to me.
I read a lot myself.Copy !req
249. Some people think I'm too intellectual,
but it's a fabulous way to spend time.Copy !req
250. I also play racquetball.
Do you have any hobbies?Copy !req
251. I collect spores, molds and fungus.Copy !req
252. Hello?Copy !req
253. Excuse me. Is this—?
This is the Ghostbusters' office.Copy !req
254. Yes, it is. Can I help you?Copy !req
255. I don't have an appointment.
I'd like to talk to someone, please.Copy !req
256. I'm Peter Venkman. May I help you?Copy !req
257. Well, I don't know. What I have
to say may sound a little unusual.Copy !req
258. That's all we get, day in, day out,
around this place.Copy !req
259. - Come into my office, Miss...
- Barrett. Dana Barrett.Copy !req
260. And this voice said, "Zuul," and then I
slammed the refrigerator door and left.Copy !req
261. That was two days ago, and I haven't
been back to my apartment.Copy !req
262. Generally, you don't see that
behavior in a major appliance.Copy !req
263. What do you think it was?Copy !req
264. Well, if I knew what it was,
I wouldn't be here.Copy !req
265. Egon, what do you think?Copy !req
266. She's telling the truth.
At least she thinks she is.Copy !req
267. Well, of course I'm telling the truth.
Who would make up a story like that?Copy !req
268. Some are people
who just want attention.Copy !req
269. Others are nutballs
who come off the street.Copy !req
270. You know what it could be? Past life
experience intruding on present time.Copy !req
271. Could be a memory stored
in the collective unconscious.Copy !req
272. I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance
or telepathic contact either.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry, I don't believe
in any of those things.Copy !req
274. Well, that's all right. I don't either.
But there are some things we do...Copy !req
275. standard procedures in a case
like this, which often bring us results.Copy !req
276. I could check out the structural details
in the building.Copy !req
277. Maybe the building has a history
of psychic turbulence.Copy !req
278. Right. Good idea.Copy !req
279. I could search "Zuul"
in the usual literature.Copy !req
280. - Spates Catalog.
- Tobin's Spirit Guide.Copy !req
281. I'll take Miss Barrett back
to her apartment and check her out.Copy !req
282. I'll go check out
Miss Barrett's apartment. Okay?Copy !req
283. Okay.Copy !req
284. - Thank you.
- It's okay.Copy !req
285. Please, let me.Copy !req
286. If something's gonna happen here,
I want it to happen to me first.Copy !req
287. That's the closet.Copy !req
288. They hate this.Copy !req
289. I like to torture them.Copy !req
290. That's right, boys. It's Dr. Venkman!Copy !req
291. It's a lot of space.Copy !req
292. - Just you?
- Yes.Copy !req
293. Good.Copy !req
294. What is that thing you're doing?Copy !req
295. It's technical.
It's one of our little toys.Copy !req
296. I see.Copy !req
297. That's the bedroom.
But nothing ever happened in there.Copy !req
298. What a crime.Copy !req
299. You know, you don't act
like a scientist.Copy !req
300. - They're usually pretty stiff.
- You're more like a game-show host.Copy !req
301. That's the kitchen, huh?Copy !req
302. - Dana, are these the eggs?
- Yes.Copy !req
303. I was over there, and these eggs
jumped out of their shells...Copy !req
304. - ... and started to cook on the counter.
- That is weird.Copy !req
305. That's when I started to hear that awful
noise coming from the refrigerator.Copy !req
306. You've come all this way. Would you
like to check the refrigerator?Copy !req
307. Better check the fridge. Good call.Copy !req
308. Oh, my God.Copy !req
309. Look at all the junk food.Copy !req
310. - No. Goddamn it! This wasn't—
- You actually eat this stuff?Copy !req
311. This wasn't here.
There was nothing here.Copy !req
312. There was a space and a building
with flames coming out of it.Copy !req
313. There were creatures writhing around,
and they were growling and snarling.Copy !req
314. And there were flames,
and I heard a voice say, "Zuul."Copy !req
315. It was right here.Copy !req
316. I'm sorry, I'm not getting any reading.Copy !req
317. Well, are you sure
you're using that thing correctly?Copy !req
318. I think so. But I'm sure
there are no animals in there.Copy !req
319. Well, that's great.Copy !req
320. Either I have a monster in my kitchen,
or I'm completely crazy.Copy !req
321. I don't think you're crazy.Copy !req
322. Oh, good. That makes me
feel so much better.Copy !req
323. Let me tell you something about me.Copy !req
324. I come home from work to my place,
and all I have is my work.Copy !req
325. There's nothing else in my life.Copy !req
326. I meet you and say, "There's someone
with the same problem I have."Copy !req
327. Yes, we both have
the same problem. You.Copy !req
328. I'm gonna go for broke.Copy !req
329. - I am madly in love with you.
- I don't believe this.Copy !req
330. Will you please leave?Copy !req
331. And then she threw me out of her life.
She thought I was a creep.Copy !req
332. She thought I was a geek,
and she probably wasn't the first.Copy !req
333. You are so odd.Copy !req
334. - No.
- I've got it!Copy !req
335. - No.
- I'll prove myself to you.Copy !req
336. That's not necessary.Copy !req
337. - Yeah, I'll solve your little problem.
- Okay.Copy !req
338. And then you'll say, "Pete Venkman's
a guy who can get things done.Copy !req
339. - I wonder what makes him tick."
- I wonder.Copy !req
340. "I wonder if he'd be interested
in knowing what makes me tick."Copy !req
341. I'll bet you're gonna be thinking
about me after I'm gone.Copy !req
342. I bet I am.Copy !req
343. No kiss?Copy !req
344. To our first customer.Copy !req
345. To our first and only customer.Copy !req
346. I'll need to draw some petty cash.Copy !req
347. I should take her out to dinner.
We don't want to lose her.Copy !req
348. This magnificent feast here
represents the last of the petty cash.Copy !req
349. Hey, slow down. Chew your food.Copy !req
350. Hello, Ghostbusters.Copy !req
351. Yes, of course they're serious.Copy !req
352. You do?Copy !req
353. You have?Copy !req
354. No kidding.Copy !req
355. Well, just give me the address.Copy !req
356. Yes, of course.
Oh, they'll be totally discreet.Copy !req
357. Thank you.Copy !req
358. We got one!Copy !req
359. It's a call!Copy !req
360. Come on!Copy !req
361. Hey, anybody see a ghost?Copy !req
362. - Thank you for coming so quickly.
- Jesus!Copy !req
363. The guests are asking questions,
and I'm running out of excuses.Copy !req
364. Has it happened before?Copy !req
365. Most of the original staff
knows about the 12th floor.Copy !req
366. - The disturbances, I mean.
- Yeah.Copy !req
367. But it's been quiet for years
up until two weeks ago.Copy !req
368. It was never, ever this bad, though.Copy !req
369. - Did you ever report it to anyone?
- No. Heavens, no.Copy !req
370. The owners don't like us
to even talk about it.Copy !req
371. I hope we could take care
of this quietly.Copy !req
372. - It's done.
- Tonight.Copy !req
373. Yes, sir. Don't worry.Copy !req
374. We handle this kind of thing
all the time.Copy !req
375. What are you supposed to be,
some kind of a cosmonaut?Copy !req
376. No, we're exterminators. Somebody
saw a cockroach up on 12th.Copy !req
377. - That's gotta be some cockroach.
- Bite your head off, man.Copy !req
378. - Going up?
- I'll take the next one.Copy !req
379. It just occurred to me we haven't had
a successful test of this equipment.Copy !req
380. - I blame myself.
- So do I.Copy !req
381. - Well, no sense worrying about it now.
- Why worry?Copy !req
382. Each of us is wearing an unlicensed
nuclear accelerator on his back.Copy !req
383. Yep. Well, let's get ready.
Switch me on.Copy !req
384. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
385. - Sorry.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
386. We thought you were someone else.Copy !req
387. Successful test.Copy !req
388. I guess so.Copy !req
389. - I think we'd better split up.
- Good idea.Copy !req
390. Yeah, we can do
more damage that way.Copy !req
391. Venkman? Venkman!Copy !req
392. Disgusting blob.Copy !req
393. I'm gonna have to hold him myself.Copy !req
394. Come in, Ray.Copy !req
395. Venkman! I saw it! I saw it!Copy !req
396. It's right here, Ray.Copy !req
397. It's looking at me.Copy !req
398. He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?Copy !req
399. I think he can hear you, Ray.Copy !req
400. Don't move. It won't hurt you.Copy !req
401. Venkman!Copy !req
402. Venkman! Pete!Copy !req
403. Venkman, what happened?
Are you okay?Copy !req
404. He slimed me.Copy !req
405. That's great! Actual physical contact!Copy !req
406. - Can you move?
- Ray. Ray! Come in, please!Copy !req
407. I feel so funky.Copy !req
408. Spengler! I'm with Venkman.Copy !req
409. He got slimed!Copy !req
410. That's great, Ray. Save some for me.Copy !req
411. Get down here, right away!
It just went into a ballroom.Copy !req
412. Okay, we'll be right there.Copy !req
413. If you and your staff
could please wait out here...Copy !req
414. we'll take care of everything.Copy !req
415. There it is. On the ceiling.Copy !req
416. That's the one that got me.Copy !req
417. All right, boys.Copy !req
418. Ready?Copy !req
419. Throw it!Copy !req
420. I did that. I did that.Copy !req
421. - That's my fault.
- It's okay. The table broke the fall.Copy !req
422. There's something very important
I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
423. - What?
- Don't cross the streams.Copy !req
424. - Why?
- It would be bad.Copy !req
425. I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
What do you mean, "bad"?Copy !req
426. Imagine all life as you know it stopping
instantaneously and every molecule...Copy !req
427. in your body exploding
at the speed of light.Copy !req
428. Total protonic reversal.Copy !req
429. Right, that's bad. Okay,
important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.Copy !req
430. All right, Ray, take the left.
Egon, take the right.Copy !req
431. Okay, Ray, just give me
one high and outside.Copy !req
432. Ray!Copy !req
433. EgOn!Copy !req
434. Okay, all right.
Hold it, hold it, hold it!Copy !req
435. Nice shooting, Tex!Copy !req
436. I assure you, there is no problem
with the room.Copy !req
437. It'll be ready as soon as your guests
are here.Copy !req
438. It took something out of him,
but he'll move.Copy !req
439. I need some room to put the trap
down. Give me some room.Copy !req
440. You'll excuse me, please.Copy !req
441. - Gotta get this in the clear.
- Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
442. I've always wanted to do this.Copy !req
443. And...Copy !req
444. - The flowers are still standing!
- Okay, on my go-signal.Copy !req
445. Spengler, I want a confinement stream
from you, okay? Go!Copy !req
446. Okay, hold him up there.
He's gonna move. Hold him up!Copy !req
447. Go!Copy !req
448. - It's working.
- Start bringing him down.Copy !req
449. You got him. Don't cross the stream.Copy !req
450. Maybe now you'll never slime a guy
with a positron collider, huh?Copy !req
451. Venkman, shorten your stream.
I don't want my face burned off.Copy !req
452. I'm opening the trap now.
Don't look directly into the trap.Copy !req
453. I looked at the trap, Ray.Copy !req
454. Turn your streams off when I close
the trap. Get ready. I'm closing it.Copy !req
455. Now!Copy !req
456. It's in there.Copy !req
457. Well, that wasn't such a chore,
now, was it?Copy !req
458. Mr. Smith, quickly.
I want that door open now!Copy !req
459. Donald, stand over there.Copy !req
460. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!Copy !req
461. Did you see it? What is it?Copy !req
462. We got it.Copy !req
463. What is it?
Will there be any more of them?Copy !req
464. What you had there
was what we refer to as a focused...Copy !req
465. non-terminal repeating phantasm,
or a class-five full-roaming vapor.Copy !req
466. Real nasty one too.Copy !req
467. And now...Copy !req
468. let's talk seriously.Copy !req
469. For the entrapment, we're gonna have
to ask you for four big ones, $4000.Copy !req
470. But we are having a special this week
on proton charging...Copy !req
471. and storage of the beast.Copy !req
472. That's only gonna come to
1000 dollars, fortunately.Copy !req
473. Five thousand dollars? I had no idea
it'd be so much. I won't pay it.Copy !req
474. That's all right.
We can just put it back.Copy !req
475. We certainly can, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
476. No! All right! Anything.Copy !req
477. Thanks so much.Copy !req
478. Thank you. Hope
we can help you again.Copy !req
479. Corning through! One class-five
free-roaming vapor.Copy !req
480. Morning, I'm Roger Grimsby.
Today, the entire Eastern seaboard...Copy !req
481. is alive with talk of incidents
of paranormal activity.Copy !req
482. Alleged ghost-sightings
and supernatural occurrences...Copy !req
483. have been reported
across the entire tri-state area.Copy !req
484. Everybody has heard ghost stories
around the campfire.Copy !req
485. My grandma used to spin yarns
about a spectral locomotive...Copy !req
486. that would rocket past the farm
where she grew up.Copy !req
487. But now, as if
some unforeseen authority...Copy !req
488. Stand aside, please!Copy !req
489. Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in
topic, ghosts and ghostbusting.Copy !req
490. The controversy builds,
more sightings are reported.Copy !req
491. Some maintain that these...Copy !req
492. professional paranormal eliminators
in New York are the cause of it all.Copy !req
493. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
494. Pete! Ray!Copy !req
495. Still making headlines
all across the country...Copy !req
496. the Ghostbusters are at it again,
this time at the dance club...Copy !req
497. The Rose. The boys in gray slugged
it out with a pesky poltergeist...Copy !req
498. then stayed to dance with the ladies
who witnessed the disturbance.Copy !req
499. This is Casey Kasem.
Now on with the countdown.Copy !req
500. Twenty-four hours a day,
seven days a week.Copy !req
501. No job is too big. No fee is too big.Copy !req
502. Is it just a mist,
or does it have arms and legs?Copy !req
503. As they say in TV, I'm sure
there's one big question...Copy !req
504. on everybody's mind and I imagine
you are the man to answer that.Copy !req
505. How is Elvis,
and have you seen him lately?Copy !req
506. Do you believe in UFOs,
astral projections...Copy !req
507. mental telepathy, ESP,
clairvoyance...Copy !req
508. spirit photography,
telekinetic movement...Copy !req
509. full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness
monster and the theory of Atlantis?Copy !req
510. If there's a steady paycheck in it,
I'll believe anything you say.Copy !req
511. I gotta get some sleep. I'm dying.Copy !req
512. You don't look good.Copy !req
513. - I don't?
- Well, you've looked better.Copy !req
514. You didn't used to look like this.Copy !req
515. Can you hold, please?Copy !req
516. Here's the paper on the Brooklyn.
She paid with Visa.Copy !req
517. Here's tonight's worksheet.Copy !req
518. Oh, great. Two more free repeaters.Copy !req
519. This is Winston Zeddmore.
He's here about the job.Copy !req
520. Beautiful. You're hired.
Ray Stantz, Pete Venkman.Copy !req
521. - Congratulations.
- Can you help me, please?Copy !req
522. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
523. I don't know where they get
these guest conductors.Copy !req
524. It's not gonna do him much good
to scream at us in German.Copy !req
525. Well, I don't think that the man
is competent to conduct...Copy !req
526. a major symphony orchestra.Copy !req
527. - Could you wait here a minute?
- Sure.Copy !req
528. Dr. Venkman. This is a surprise.Copy !req
529. - That was a wonderful rehearsal.
- You heard that?Copy !req
530. Yes. You're the best one in your row.Copy !req
531. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
532. You're good. Most people can't hear
me with the whole orchestra playing.Copy !req
533. I don't have to take this abuse.Copy !req
534. I got hundreds of people
dying to abuse me.Copy !req
535. I know. You're a big celebrity now.Copy !req
536. Do you have some information
for me on my case?Copy !req
537. Who's the stiff?Copy !req
538. The stiff happens to be one of
the finest musicians in the world.Copy !req
539. Do you have information
for me, please?Copy !req
540. Well, sure, but I prefer
to give it to you in private.Copy !req
541. - Why don't you tell me now?
- Okay. I found the name Zuul for you.Copy !req
542. The name Zuul refers to a demigod
worshiped around 6000 B.C. by the...Copy !req
543. What's that word?Copy !req
544. - "Hittites."
- Hittites...Copy !req
545. the Mesopotamians
and the Sumerians.Copy !req
546. "Zuul was the minion of Gozer."Copy !req
547. What's Gozer?Copy !req
548. - Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
- Well, what's he doing in my icebox?Copy !req
549. I'm working on that. If we could
get together Thursday night...Copy !req
550. I'm thinking 9-ish, you know,
we could exchange information.Copy !req
551. I can't see you Thursday. I'm busy.Copy !req
552. Miss Barrett, you think there is
something wrong up here that says:Copy !req
553. "He enjoys taking his evenings off
and spending it with his clients."Copy !req
554. No. I'm making a special exception
in your case...Copy !req
555. ."because“.Copy !req
556. I respect you.Copy !req
557. It's corny, but I respect you
as an artist.Copy !req
558. As a dresser too. This is a magnificent
coordination you have going today.Copy !req
559. - See you Thursday.
- I'll bring the Roylance Guide...Copy !req
560. and we'll eat and read.Copy !req
561. - So who the hell is that?
- He's just a friend.Copy !req
562. - A friend?
- An old friend.Copy !req
563. Bye! Well, I'll see you Thursday!Copy !req
564. I'm sorry I didn't get to meet you, sir.
I'm glad you're feeling much better.Copy !req
565. You're still very pale, though.
A little sun.Copy !req
566. - Well, what does he do?
- He's a scientist.Copy !req
567. This is where we store all the vapors
and entities and slimers that we trap.Copy !req
568. Very simple, really. A loaded trap
here. Open, unlock the system.Copy !req
569. Insert the trap.Copy !req
570. Release.Copy !req
571. Close, lock the system.
Set your entry grid.Copy !req
572. Neutronize your field.Copy !req
573. And...Copy !req
574. when the light is green,
the trap is clean.Copy !req
575. The ghost is incarcerated here
in our custom storage facility.Copy !req
576. There's a man from the EPA here
to see you. He's waiting in your office.Copy !req
577. - EPA? What's he want?
- I don't know.Copy !req
578. All I do know is I've been working
two weeks without a break...Copy !req
579. and you promised me
you'd hire more help.Copy !req
580. Janine, someone
with your qualifications...Copy !req
581. would have no trouble finding
a topflight job in either...Copy !req
582. the food service or
housekeeping industries.Copy !req
583. - Are you gonna answer that?
- I've quit better jobs than this.Copy !req
584. Ghostbusters! What do you want?Copy !req
585. - Can I help you?
- I'm Walter Peck.Copy !req
586. I represent the Environmental
Protection Agency, the third district.Copy !req
587. Great. How's it going down there?Copy !req
588. Are you Peter Venkman?Copy !req
589. Yes, I'm...Copy !req
590. Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
591. Exactly what are you a doctor of,
Mr. Venkman?Copy !req
592. Well, I have Ph.D.'s in parapsychology
and psychology.Copy !req
593. I see.Copy !req
594. And now you catch ghosts.Copy !req
595. Yeah. You could say that.Copy !req
596. And how many ghosts have you
caught, Mr. Venkman?Copy !req
597. - I'm not at liberty to say.
- And where do you put...Copy !req
598. these ghosts
once you catch them?Copy !req
599. Into a storage facility.Copy !req
600. And would this storage facility
be located on these premises?Copy !req
601. - Yes.
- And may I see this storage facility?Copy !req
602. - No.
- And why not, Mr. Venkman?Copy !req
603. Because you did not use
the magic word.Copy !req
604. What is the magic word,
Mr. Venkman?Copy !req
605. "Please."Copy !req
606. May I please see the storage facility,
Mr. Venkman?Copy !req
607. Why do you want to see it?Copy !req
608. Well, because I'm curious.Copy !req
609. I want to know more about
what you do here.Copy !req
610. There've been a lot of wild
stories in the media...Copy !req
611. and we want to assess
any possible environmental impact...Copy !req
612. from your operation.Copy !req
613. For instance, the presence
of noxious...Copy !req
614. possibly hazardous waste chemicals
in your basement.Copy !req
615. Now, you show me what is down there,
or I come back with a court order.Copy !req
616. You go get a court order, and I'll sue
your ass for wrongful prosecution!Copy !req
617. You can have it your way,
Mr. Venkman.Copy !req
618. I'm worried. It's crowded in there,
and my data...Copy !req
619. points to something big
on the horizon.Copy !req
620. What do you mean, "big"?Copy !req
621. Well, let's say this Twinkie
represents the normal amount...Copy !req
622. of psychokinetic energy
in the New York area.Copy !req
623. According to this morning's sample,
it would be a Twinkie...Copy !req
624. 35 feet long, weighing
approximately 600 pounds.Copy !req
625. That's a big Twinkie.Copy !req
626. We could be on the verge
of a fourfold cross-rip...Copy !req
627. a PKE surge of incredible,
even dangerous, proportions.Copy !req
628. We just had a visit from the
Environmental Protection Agency.Copy !req
629. - How's the grid holding up?
- Not good.Copy !req
630. Tell him about the Twinkie.Copy !req
631. What about the Twinkie?Copy !req
632. - Oh, Dana, it's you.
- Hello, Louis.Copy !req
633. You gotta come in here.
You're missing a classic party.Copy !req
634. Yes, well, I would, Louis,
but I have a date coming over.Copy !req
635. You made a date...Copy !req
636. tonight?
- Well, I'm sorry, Louis. I forgot.Copy !req
637. Oh, that's okay.
You can bring him along.Copy !req
638. All right. Maybe we'll stop by, okay?Copy !req
639. That's great. I'll tell everybody.Copy !req
640. We're gonna play Twister,
we're gonna do some breakdancing...Copy !req
641. Hey"Copy !req
642. Hey, let me in! It's Louis!
Somebody, let me in!Copy !req
643. Hello?Copy !req
644. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
645. I've been busy.Copy !req
646. Well... No, everything is fine.Copy !req
647. Yeah. No, just that one time.Copy !req
648. Oh, I am.Copy !req
649. I Will.Copy !req
650. I won't. Mom, I have to go.
I have a date.Copy !req
651. Yes. No, no one you know. It's...Copy !req
652. Well, he's a Ghostbuster.Copy !req
653. Those guys on TV.Copy !req
654. Yes, well, I'll have to let you know.Copy !req
655. Okay. Love to Dad.Copy !req
656. Right. Bye. Bye.Copy !req
657. Oh, shit.Copy !req
658. Do you have any Excedrin
or Extra Strength Tylenol?Copy !req
659. Gee, I think all I got is
acetylsalicylic acid. Generic.Copy !req
660. I can get 600 tablets of that for the
same price as 300 of the name brand.Copy !req
661. Makes good financial sense.
Good advice.Copy !req
662. This is real smoked salmon
from Nova Scotia, Canada...Copy !req
663. 24.95 a pound.Copy !req
664. It only cost me 14.12
after tax, though.Copy !req
665. I'm giving this as
a promotional expense.Copy !req
666. That's why I invited clients instead
of friends. Having a good time, Marv?Copy !req
667. How you doing? Have some Brie.
It's at room temperature.Copy !req
668. You think it's too warm for Brie?Copy !req
669. Louis, I'm going home.Copy !req
670. Don't leave yet. Listen,
maybe if we start dancing...Copy !req
671. other people will join in.Copy !req
672. Okay.Copy !req
673. Oh, don't move.
I just gotta get the door.Copy !req
674. - Ted! Annette!
- Hi.Copy !req
675. I'm glad you could come.
Give me your coats.Copy !req
676. Everybody, this is Ted
and Annette Fleming.Copy !req
677. How are you?Copy !req
678. Ted has a small carpet-cleaning
business in receivership.Copy !req
679. Annette's drawing a salary from
a deferred bonus from two years ago.Copy !req
680. They got 15,000 left
on the house at 8 percent.Copy !req
681. So they're okay!Copy !req
682. Does anybody want
to play Parcheesi?Copy !req
683. Okay, who brought the dog?Copy !req
684. Help! There's a bear loose
in my apartment! Help! Help!Copy !req
685. Help!Copy !req
686. - What?
- A bear in his apartment.Copy !req
687. I'm gonna bring this up
at the tenants' meeting.Copy !req
688. There's not supposed to be
any pets in the building.Copy !req
689. Let me in. There's gotta be a way
in here. I gotta get—Copy !req
690. Somebody, let me in!Copy !req
691. Nice doggy-Copy !req
692. Cute little pooch.Copy !req
693. Maybe I got a Milk-Bone.Copy !req
694. - What happened?
- Some moron brought...Copy !req
695. a cougar to a party,
and it went berserk.Copy !req
696. Hi, I'm going up to Dana Barrett's.
Okay.Copy !req
697. Hello?Copy !req
698. That's a different look for you,
isn't it?Copy !req
699. Are you the Keymaster?Copy !req
700. Not that I know of.Copy !req
701. Are you the Keymaster?Copy !req
702. Yes.Copy !req
703. I'm a friend of his.
He told me to meet him here.Copy !req
704. - I didn't get your name.
- I am Zuul.Copy !req
705. I am the Gatekeeper.Copy !req
706. - What are we doing today, Zuul?
- Prepare for the coming of Gozer.Copy !req
707. Gozer, huh?Copy !req
708. The Destructor.Copy !req
709. Are we still going out?Copy !req
710. You know, you could pick up the place
if you're expecting someone.Copy !req
711. Do you want this body?Copy !req
712. Is this a trick question?Copy !req
713. I guess the roses worked, huh?Copy !req
714. Take me now...Copy !req
715. “sub-creature.Copy !req
716. We never talk anymore.Copy !req
717. Easy. I make it a rule never to get
involved with possessed people.Copy !req
718. It's more of a guideline than a rule.Copy !req
719. You know, I can—Copy !req
720. I want you inside me.Copy !req
721. Go ahead. No, I can't.Copy !req
722. Sounds like you got at least
two people in there already.Copy !req
723. Might be a little crowded.Copy !req
724. Come on, why don't you
just quit trying...Copy !req
725. to upset and disturb Dr. Venkman
and just relax.Copy !req
726. Lie down there. Relax.
Put your hands on your chest.Copy !req
727. What I'd really like to do
is talk to Dana.Copy !req
728. I want to talk to Dana.Copy !req
729. Dana, it's Peter.Copy !req
730. There is no Dana.
There is only Zuul.Copy !req
731. Oh, Zuulie, you nut. Come on.Copy !req
732. Come on, I want to talk
to Dana. Dana.Copy !req
733. Just relax. Come on. Dana.Copy !req
734. Dana. Can I talk to Dana?Copy !req
735. There is no Dana, only Zuul.Copy !req
736. What a lovely singing voice
you must have.Copy !req
737. Now, I'm gonna count
to three, Zuulie.Copy !req
738. And if I don't talk to Dana...Copy !req
739. there's gonna be some real trouble
in this apartment, I think.Copy !req
740. One.Copy !req
741. Two.Copy !req
742. Two and a half.Copy !req
743. Please come down.Copy !req
744. I am the Keymaster.
The Destructor is coming.Copy !req
745. The Traveler. The Destroyer.Copy !req
746. Gatekeeper.Copy !req
747. I am Vinz.Copy !req
748. Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer.Copy !req
749. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the
Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?Copy !req
750. He pulls the wagon, I make
the deals. You want a ride?Copy !req
751. Wait for the sign.
Then all prisoners will be released.Copy !req
752. You will perish in flame,
you and all your kind! Gatekeeper!Copy !req
753. What an asshole.Copy !req
754. - Dropping off or picking up?
- Dropping off.Copy !req
755. Just a moment.Copy !req
756. - You a Ghostbuster?
- Yes.Copy !req
757. We picked up this guy.
We don't know what to do.Copy !req
758. Bellevue doesn't want him.
I'm afraid to lock him up.Copy !req
759. I know you guys are into this stuff,
so I figured we'd check.Copy !req
760. All right.Copy !req
761. Are you the Gatekeeper?Copy !req
762. You better bring him inside.Copy !req
763. You are so kind to take
care of that man.Copy !req
764. You know, you are
a real humanitarian.Copy !req
765. I don't think he's human.Copy !req
766. What did you say your name was?Copy !req
767. Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer.Copy !req
768. According to this,
his name's Louis Tully.Copy !req
769. Lives on Central Park West.Copy !req
770. Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?Copy !req
771. - Do I?
- Yes, have some.Copy !req
772. Yes, have some.Copy !req
773. Vinz, you said before you
were waiting for a sign.Copy !req
774. - What sign are you waiting for?
- Gozer the Traveler.Copy !req
775. He will come in one
of the pre-chosen forms.Copy !req
776. During rectification of the Vuldronaii,
the Traveler came as a large Torb.Copy !req
777. Then, during the third reconciliation
of the Meketrex supplicants...Copy !req
778. they chose a new form for him,
that of a giant Sloar!Copy !req
779. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew
what it was to be roasted...Copy !req
780. in the depths of the Sloar that day,
I can tell you.Copy !req
781. - Egon.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
782. There's something very strange
about that man.Copy !req
783. I'm usually very psychic,
and I have a terrible feeling...Copy !req
784. that something awful
is gonna happen to you.Copy !req
785. I'm afraid you're gonna die.Copy !req
786. I'll get it.Copy !req
787. - Hello?
- Egon, it's Peter.Copy !req
788. - Thanks, I've got it.
- I have news from the world of Gozer.Copy !req
789. - What is it, Peter?
- I'm here with Dana Barrett.Copy !req
790. It seems the Goz has been
putting some moves...Copy !req
791. - ... on my would-be girlfriend.
- How is she?Copy !req
792. I think we can get her
a guest shot on Wild Kingdom.Copy !req
793. I just whacked her up
with about 300 eds of Thorazine.Copy !req
794. She's gonna take a little nap now,
but she says she's the Gatekeeper.Copy !req
795. - Does that make any sense to you?
- Some.Copy !req
796. I just met the Keymaster.
He's here with me now.Copy !req
797. Oh, wonderful. We have
to get these two together.Copy !req
798. I think that would be
extraordinarily dangerous.Copy !req
799. Okay, well, hold onto him.
I'll be there in a little while.Copy !req
800. Good.Copy !req
801. Thank you, Vinz. We have to find Ray.
I need him here immediately.Copy !req
802. Bad news, honey, I gotta go to work.Copy !req
803. Hey, will you stay here in bed
until I get back?Copy !req
804. - Hey, Ray, do you believe in God?
- Never met him.Copy !req
805. Yeah, well, I do. And I love
Jesus' style, you know?Copy !req
806. This roof cap is made of
a magnesium-tungsten alloy.Copy !req
807. What are you so involved
with there?Copy !req
808. These are blueprints for the ironwork
in Dana Barrett's apartment...Copy !req
809. and they're very, very strange.Copy !req
810. Hey, Ray, do you remember
something in the Bible about...Copy !req
811. the last days, when the dead
would rise from the grave?Copy !req
812. I remember Revelations 7:12.Copy !req
813. And I looked as he opened
the sixth seal.Copy !req
814. And behold, there was
a great earthquake.Copy !req
815. And the sun became
as black as sackcloth.Copy !req
816. And the moon became as blood.Copy !req
817. And the seas boiled.
And the skies fell.Copy !req
818. - Judgment day.
- Judgment day.Copy !req
819. Every ancient religion has its myth
about the end of the world.Copy !req
820. Myth? Ray, has it ever
occurred to you...Copy !req
821. maybe the reason
we've been so busy...Copy !req
822. is because the dead have
been rising from the grave?Copy !req
823. - How about a little music?
- Yeah.Copy !req
824. This way.Copy !req
825. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Just where do you think you're going?Copy !req
826. Step aside, or you'll be arrested
for interfering with the police.Copy !req
827. No. Hold on. I've seen TV.
You can't come in here...Copy !req
828. without a warrant or a writ.Copy !req
829. Cease and Desist All Commerce
order. Seizure of Premises.Copy !req
830. Ban of Public Utilities
for Non-Licensed Waste Handlers...Copy !req
831. and a federal
Entry and Inspection order.Copy !req
832. Vinz, there's one more test
I'd like to perform.Copy !req
833. Egon. I tried to stop them.
He says they have a warrant.Copy !req
834. - Excuse me, this is private property.
- Shut this off. Shut these all off.Copy !req
835. I'm warning you. Turning off these
machines is hazardous.Copy !req
836. I'll tell you hazardous.
You're facing prosecution...Copy !req
837. for a half-a-dozen
environmental violations.Copy !req
838. You shut off these beams,
or we shut them off for you.Copy !req
839. Understand, this is a high-voltage
laser containment system.Copy !req
840. Turning it off would be
like dropping a bomb in the city.Copy !req
841. Don't patronize me. I'm not stupid,
like the people you bilk.Copy !req
842. At ease, officer. I'm Peter Venkman.
There's been a misunderstanding...Copy !req
843. and I want to cooperate
in any way I can.Copy !req
844. Forget it. You had your chance
to cooperate...Copy !req
845. but you thought it'd be more fun to
insult me. Now it is my turn, wise-ass.Copy !req
846. He wants to shut down
the protection grid.Copy !req
847. You shut that thing down,
we won't be held responsible—Copy !req
848. - You'll be responsible. Shut it off.
- No, we won't be held responsible.Copy !req
849. Don't shut it off. I'm warning you.Copy !req
850. I've never seen anything like this.
I don't know—Copy !req
851. Yeah, I'm not interested in
your opinion. Just shut it off.Copy !req
852. My friend, don't be a jerk.Copy !req
853. - Step aside.
- If he does that again, you shoot him.Copy !req
854. You do your job.
Don't tell me how to do mine.Copy !req
855. - Thank you, officer.
- Shut it off!Copy !req
856. Oh, shit.Copy !req
857. Clear the building!Copy !req
858. This is it. This is the sign.Copy !req
859. Yeah, it's a sign, all right.
We're going out of business.Copy !req
860. Hey, aim up there.Copy !req
861. - What happened?
- Storage facility blew.Copy !req
862. - He shut off the protection grid.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
863. - That's bad, isn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
864. - Where's the Keymaster?
- Shit.Copy !req
865. - Who's the Keymaster?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
866. Hold it. I want this man arrested.Copy !req
867. These men are in criminal violation
of the Environmental Protection Act.Copy !req
868. - This explosion is a direct result of it.
- Your mother!Copy !req
869. Come On, hold it! Hold it! Hold it!Copy !req
870. Columbia Building, 57th Street.
I'm in a hurry, so let's not dawdle.Copy !req
871. Hey, guard!Copy !req
872. Look, I want to make a phone call.Copy !req
873. I just work with these guys.
I wasn't even there.Copy !req
874. The structure of this roof cap
is like the telemetry tracker...Copy !req
875. that NASA uses to identify
dead pulsars in deep space.Copy !req
876. Cold-riveted girders
with cores of pure selenium.Copy !req
877. Everybody getting this so far?Copy !req
878. So what? I guess they just don't
make them like they used to.Copy !req
879. No. Nobody ever made
them like this.Copy !req
880. The architect was either a certified
genius or an authentic wacko.Copy !req
881. Ray, for a moment...Copy !req
882. pretend that I don't know
anything about metallurgy...Copy !req
883. engineering or physics and just
tell me what the hell is going on.Copy !req
884. You never studied.Copy !req
885. The whole building is a huge
superconductive antenna...Copy !req
886. that was designed and
built for the purpose...Copy !req
887. of pulling in and concentrating
spiritual turbulence.Copy !req
888. Your girlfriend lives in the
corner penthouse of spook central.Copy !req
889. She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
890. I find her interesting because she's
a client and sleeps above her covers.Copy !req
891. Four feet above her covers.
She barks. She drools. She claws.Copy !req
892. It's not the girl, Peter,
it's the building.Copy !req
893. Something terrible is about to enter
our world. This building is the door.Copy !req
894. The architect's name
was lvo Shandor.Copy !req
895. I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide.
He was also a doctor.Copy !req
896. He performed a lot
of unnecessary surgery.Copy !req
897. And then, in 1920,
he started a secret society.Copy !req
898. - Let me guess. Gozer worshipers.
- Right.Copy !req
899. No studying.Copy !req
900. After World War I, Shandor decided
that society was too sick to survive.Copy !req
901. He wasn't alone. He had close
to a thousand followers when he died.Copy !req
902. They conducted rituals
up on the roof...Copy !req
903. bizarre rituals intended to bring
about the end of the world.Copy !req
904. And now it looks like
it may actually happen.Copy !req
905. We have to get out of here
and find a judge or something.Copy !req
906. Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, hey, hey. Hold it.Copy !req
907. Are we going to go
before a judge to say...Copy !req
908. that a Babylonian god is
gonna drop in on Central Park West...Copy !req
909. - ... and start tearing up the city?
- Sumerian, not Babylonian.Copy !req
910. - Yeah, big difference.
- No offense...Copy !req
911. but I gotta get my own lawyer.Copy !req
912. Okay, Ghostbusters.
The mayor wants to see you guys.Copy !req
913. The whole island's going crazy.
Let's go.Copy !req
914. I gotta split. The mayor wants to
rap with me about some things.Copy !req
915. - I am the Keymaster.
- I am the Gatekeeper.Copy !req
916. - Back. Back. Stay back.
- Stay back. Stay back.Copy !req
917. I've got a city blowing up,
and you aren't giving me answers.Copy !req
918. We're blocking the bridges,
the roads—Copy !req
919. The Ghostbusters are here.Copy !req
920. The Ghostbusters.
Okay, the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
921. Hey, and where's this Peck?Copy !req
922. Peck. I am Walter Peck, sir, and
I am prepared to make a full report.Copy !req
923. These men are consummate
snowball artists.Copy !req
924. They use sense and nerve gases
to induce hallucinations.Copy !req
925. People think they're seeing ghosts,
and they call these bozos...Copy !req
926. who show up to deal
with the problem...Copy !req
927. with a fake electronic light show.Copy !req
928. Everything was fine with our system
until the power grid...Copy !req
929. - ... was shut off by dickless here.
- They caused an explosion.Copy !req
930. - Is this true?
- Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.Copy !req
931. Hey, come on. Knock it off.
Hey, break it up!Copy !req
932. - All right.
- Well, that's what I heard.Copy !req
933. This is City Hall.Copy !req
934. Now, what am I gonna do here, John?
What is this?Copy !req
935. All I know is that was no light show
we saw this morning.Copy !req
936. I've seen every form
of combustion known to man...Copy !req
937. but this beats the hell out of me.Copy !req
938. The walls in the 53rd Precinct
were bleeding.Copy !req
939. - How do you explain that?
- Good afternoon, gentlemen.Copy !req
940. Oh, Your Eminence.Copy !req
941. - How are you, Lenny?
- You're looking good, Mike.Copy !req
942. We're in a real fix here.
What do you think I should do?Copy !req
943. Officially, the church
will not take any position...Copy !req
944. on the religious implications
of these phenomena.Copy !req
945. Personally, Lenny...Copy !req
946. I think it's a sign from God.
But don't quote me on that.Copy !req
947. That's a smart move, Mike.Copy !req
948. I won't call a press conference...Copy !req
949. and tell everyone to start praying.Copy !req
950. I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor.Copy !req
951. I've only been with the company
for a couple weeks.Copy !req
952. But I gotta tell you,
these things are real.Copy !req
953. Since I joined these men,
I have seen shit that'll turn you white.Copy !req
954. Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker.Copy !req
955. - My name is Peck.
- Or you could accept the fact...Copy !req
956. that this city is headed for
a disaster of biblical proportions.Copy !req
957. - Well, what do you mean, "biblical"?
- What he means is Old Testament.Copy !req
958. - Real wrath-of-God-type stuff.
- Exactly.Copy !req
959. Fire and brimstone down from
the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.Copy !req
960. Forty years of darkness.
Earthquakes. Volcanoes.Copy !req
961. - Dead rising from the grave.
- Human sacrifice.Copy !req
962. Dogs and cats living together.
Mass hysteria.Copy !req
963. Enough! I get the point.Copy !req
964. But what if you're wrong?Copy !req
965. If I'm wrong, nothing happens.
We go to jail, peacefully, quietly.Copy !req
966. We'll enjoy it. But if I'm right...Copy !req
967. and we can stop this thing...Copy !req
968. Lenny, you will have
saved the lives...Copy !req
969. of millions of registered voters.Copy !req
970. I don't believe you're seriously
considering listening to these men.Copy !req
971. Get him out of here.Copy !req
972. - Bye.
- I'll fix you. I'm gonna fix you.Copy !req
973. I'll get you a nice fruit basket.
I'm going to miss him.Copy !req
974. All right. All right.Copy !req
975. We got work to do. Now,
what do you need from me?Copy !req
976. Come on, let's run some red lights!Copy !req
977. Hello, New York.Copy !req
978. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
979. Dr. Ray Stantz, would you please?
The heart of the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
980. Thank you. They love you.
They love you here.Copy !req
981. - I like that shirt, friend.
- Ghostbusters! All right!Copy !req
982. Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost.Copy !req
983. Okay, whatever happens,
let's be professional.Copy !req
984. We might have to put a little
overtime in on this one.Copy !req
985. There they are. There they are.Copy !req
986. I was in no way prepared for that.Copy !req
987. It's all right. Don't worry.
We're fine. We can handle it.Copy !req
988. We can take it.
They want to play rough.Copy !req
989. Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!Copy !req
990. - Wanna play rough?
- Yeah.Copy !req
991. Let's do it.Copy !req
992. Where are we?Copy !req
993. It looks like we're
in the teens somewhere.Copy !req
994. Well, when we get to 20, tell me.
I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
995. - Twenty-two. Is this it?
- Yep.Copy !req
996. Art deco. Very nice.Copy !req
997. - Where is it?
- It's at the end of the hall.Copy !req
998. Hey, where do these stairs go?Copy !req
999. They go UP-Copy !req
1000. Okay, go ahead. Come on.
Go ahead.Copy !req
1001. Watch it. Go ahead.Copy !req
1002. Dana.Copy !req
1003. Okay, so she's a dog.Copy !req
1004. It's a girl.Copy !req
1005. - It's Gozer.
- I thought Gozer was a man.Copy !req
1006. - It's whatever it wants to be.
- Whatever it is, it's gotta get by us.Copy !req
1007. Right.Copy !req
1008. Go get her, Ray!Copy !req
1009. Gozer the Gozerian?Copy !req
1010. Good evening. As a duly designated
representative of the city...Copy !req
1011. county and state of New York...Copy !req
1012. I order you to cease
all supernatural activity...Copy !req
1013. and return to your place of origin...Copy !req
1014. or to the nearest convenient
parallel dimension.Copy !req
1015. That ought to do it.
Thanks very much, Ray.Copy !req
1016. Are You a god?Copy !req
1017. - No.
- Then die!Copy !req
1018. Ray, when someone asks you
if you're a god, you say, "Yes."Copy !req
1019. All right. This chick is toast.Copy !req
1020. - Got your stick?
- Holding it.Copy !req
1021. Heat them up!Copy !req
1022. Smoking!Copy !req
1023. - Make them hard.
- Ready!Copy !req
1024. Let's show this prehistoric bitch
how we do things downtown.Copy !req
1025. Throw it!Copy !req
1026. - Nimble little minx, isn't she?
- We better go full stream.Copy !req
1027. Aim for the flattop.Copy !req
1028. Wasn't so hard.Copy !req
1029. We neutronized it.Copy !req
1030. You know what that means?
A complete particle reversal.Copy !req
1031. And we had the tools.
We had the talent.Copy !req
1032. It's Miller time.Copy !req
1033. - Ray, this looks extraordinarily bad.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1034. What?Copy !req
1035. Look out!Copy !req
1036. Sub-creatures. Gozer the Gozerian,
Gozer the Destructor...Copy !req
1037. Volguus Zildrohar
the Traveler has come.Copy !req
1038. Choose and perish.Copy !req
1039. What do you mean, "choose"?
We don't understand.Copy !req
1040. Choose. Choose the form
of the Destructor.Copy !req
1041. Oh, I get it. I get it. Oh, very cute.Copy !req
1042. Whatever we think of.
If we think of J. Edgar Hoover...Copy !req
1043. J. Edgar Hoover will appear and
destroy us, so empty your heads.Copy !req
1044. Don't think of anything.
We've only got one shot at this.Copy !req
1045. The choice is made.Copy !req
1046. The Traveler has come.Copy !req
1047. Nobody choosed anything.Copy !req
1048. - Did you choose anything?
- No.Copy !req
1049. - Did you?
- My mind is blank.Copy !req
1050. I didn't choose anything!Copy !req
1051. I couldn't help it.Copy !req
1052. It just popped in there.Copy !req
1053. What? What just popped in there?Copy !req
1054. - I tried to think—
- Look!Copy !req
1055. - No! It can't be.
- What is it?Copy !req
1056. - It can't be.
- What did you do, Ray?Copy !req
1057. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1058. It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.Copy !req
1059. There's something
you don't see every day.Copy !req
1060. I tried to think of a harmless thing.Copy !req
1061. Something I loved
from my childhood.Copy !req
1062. Something that could never, ever
possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft.Copy !req
1063. Nice thinking, Ray.Copy !req
1064. We used to roast
Stay Puft marshmallows...Copy !req
1065. by the fire at Camp Waconda.Copy !req
1066. Ray, has gone bye-bye, Egon.
What have you got left?Copy !req
1067. Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond
the capacity for rational thought.Copy !req
1068. - Oh, no.
- Mother pus bucket.Copy !req
1069. Nobody steps on a church
in my town.Copy !req
1070. One, two, three, roast him.Copy !req
1071. Funny, us going out like this.Copy !req
1072. Killed by a 100-foot
marshmallow man.Copy !req
1073. We've been going about this wrong.
This Mr. Stay Puft is a sailor.Copy !req
1074. He's in New York. We get this
guy laid, we won't have any trouble.Copy !req
1075. I have a radical idea.
The door swings both ways.Copy !req
1076. We could reverse the particle flow
through the gate.Copy !req
1077. How?Copy !req
1078. - We'll cross the streams.
- Excuse me, Egon.Copy !req
1079. You said crossing the streams
was bad.Copy !req
1080. - Cross the streams.
- You're gonna endanger us.Copy !req
1081. You're gonna endanger our client...Copy !req
1082. the nice lady who paid us in
advance before she became a dog.Copy !req
1083. Not necessarily. There's definitely
a very slim chance we'll survive.Copy !req
1084. I love this plan. I'm excited
to be a part of it. Let's do it.Copy !req
1085. This job is definitely not
worth 11,500 a year.Copy !req
1086. Hurry.Copy !req
1087. See you on the other side, Ray.Copy !req
1088. Nice working with you, Dr. Venkman.Copy !req
1089. Let's turn them on, Spengler!Copy !req
1090. NOW, Spengler!Copy !req
1091. Get out of here!Copy !req
1092. Winston.Copy !req
1093. Are you all right?Copy !req
1094. Venkman?Copy !req
1095. Spengler!Copy !req
1096. Venkman!Copy !req
1097. Spengler.Copy !req
1098. Oh, Spengler. Oh, are you okay?Copy !req
1099. I feel like the floor of a taxicab.Copy !req
1100. - Venky!
- Yeah, where are you?Copy !req
1101. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
1102. - You okay?
- I'm all right.Copy !req
1103. - You all right?
- I'm all right.Copy !req
1104. - You all right?
- Yeah. You okay?Copy !req
1105. Fine.Copy !req
1106. It smells like barbecued dog hair.Copy !req
1107. Oh, Venkman.Copy !req
1108. Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1109. I'm sorry. I just— I just forgot.Copy !req
1110. Look!Copy !req
1111. Somebody turn on the lights!Copy !req
1112. - Help! Somebody!
- Go check on that little guy.Copy !req
1113. What happened?Copy !req
1114. Where am I?Copy !req
1115. Oh, hi.Copy !req
1116. You'll be all right.Copy !req
1117. Boy, the superintendent's
gonna be pissed.Copy !req
1118. Are you okay?Copy !req
1119. Who are you guys?Copy !req
1120. We're the Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1121. Who does your taxes?Copy !req
1122. You know, Mr. Tully,
you are a most fortunate individual.Copy !req
1123. - I know.
- You have been a participant in...Copy !req
1124. the biggest interdimensional cross
rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909.Copy !req
1125. - Felt great.
- We'd like to get a sample...Copy !req
1126. - ... of your brain tissue.
- Okay.Copy !req
1127. I love this town!Copy !req
1128. EgOn!Copy !req
1129. What's going on?Copy !req
1130. Does anybody want to interview me?Copy !req
1131. I'm an eyewitness. I was up there.Copy !req
1132. I want to go with them in the car.Copy !req