1. Hey, slow down!
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2. Hey, slow down!
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3. That is not cool!
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4. That is not cool!
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5. Thank you for coming tonight, Darwin.
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6. Thank you for coming tonight, Darwin.
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7. This room is secure,
so we can speak freely.
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8. This room is secure,
so we can speak freely.
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9. Why the secrecy?
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10. Why the secrecy?
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11. Because the Feds are coming
tomorrow... to shut us down.
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12. Because the Feds are coming
tomorrow... to shut us down.
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13. Shut us down?
Without even giving us a chance?
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14. Shut us down?
Without even giving us a chance?
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15. Yes.
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16. Yes.
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17. And there's only one way
we can save this department,
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18. And there's only one way
we can save this department,
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19. and that's prove ourselves,
in the field.
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20. and that's prove ourselves,
in the field.
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21. Our target is Leonard Saber.
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22. Our target is Leonard Saber.
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23. As you know, he is a former arms dealer
and current CEO of Saberling Industries.
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24. As you know, he is a former arms dealer
and current CEO of Saberling Industries.
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25. The Bureau's intel shows Saber
has developed a new microchip
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26. The Bureau's intel shows Saber
has developed a new microchip
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27. with possible military applications.
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28. with possible military applications.
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29. They suspect he has sold his technology
to the Far East under the code name...
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30. They suspect he has sold his technology
to the Far East under the code name...
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31. Clusterstorm.
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32. Clusterstorm.
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33. Now, Darwin, we need to find out
how Saber plans to use this technology.
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34. Now, Darwin, we need to find out
how Saber plans to use this technology.
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35. Your mission is to download
the Clusterstorm files
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36. Your mission is to download
the Clusterstorm files
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37. from Saber's personal computer
located in his library, right here.
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38. from Saber's personal computer
located in his library, right here.
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39. Ben, we're gonna get you that evidence.
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40. Ben, we're gonna get you that evidence.
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41. We'll prove, once and for all,
what we can do.
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42. We'll prove, once and for all,
what we can do.
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43. We'll give 'em no choice.
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44. We'll give 'em no choice.
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45. They'll have to keep the program
and make us special agents.
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46. They'll have to keep the program
and make us special agents.
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47. Look, I believe in you,
but if we fail...
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48. Look, I believe in you,
but if we fail...
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49. we blow a case they've been
trying to crack for two years.
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50. we blow a case they've been
trying to crack for two years.
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51. Hey, I'm nine inches tall.
I only see the upside.
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52. Hey, I'm nine inches tall.
I only see the upside.
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53. Right this way, sir.
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54. Right this way, sir.
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55. Thank you.
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56. Thank you.
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57. Tick tock, we're on the clock.
Speckles, do you copy?
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58. Tick tock, we're on the clock.
Speckles, do you copy?
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59. Ten-four. I read you, Darwin.
Five-by-five.
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60. Ten-four. I read you, Darwin.
Five-by-five.
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61. All communication systems are online.
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62. All communication systems are online.
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63. Status report.
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64. Status report.
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65. I have a visual on Saber.
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66. I have a visual on Saber.
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67. He's wearing a $6,000 suit,
$50,000 watch,
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68. He's wearing a $6,000 suit,
$50,000 watch,
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69. and, according to my infrared scope,
Hanes size 36 tighty whiteys.
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70. and, according to my infrared scope,
Hanes size 36 tighty whiteys.
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71. Saber's about to start his speech.
Remember, the clock is ticking, dude.
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72. Saber's about to start his speech.
Remember, the clock is ticking, dude.
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73. Blaster, Juarez, what's your twenty?
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74. Blaster, Juarez, what's your twenty?
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75. Juarez here.
Approaching first objective.
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76. Juarez here.
Approaching first objective.
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77. We're ten seconds ahead of schedule
because Blaster is a little hyped-up.
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78. We're ten seconds ahead of schedule
because Blaster is a little hyped-up.
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79. Of course I am.
This is what I live for.
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80. Of course I am.
This is what I live for.
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81. Time to get this party started.
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82. Time to get this party started.
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83. - Talk to me, do we have any activity?
- Southbound is secure.
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84. - Talk to me, do we have any activity?
- Southbound is secure.
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85. OK, we're clear.
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86. OK, we're clear.
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87. Darwin, you're behind schedule.
You all right?
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88. Darwin, you're behind schedule.
You all right?
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89. - First mission jitters, I guess.
- Do you want to abort?
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90. - First mission jitters, I guess.
- Do you want to abort?
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91. No, no, it's OK.
I've been trained to do this.
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92. No, no, it's OK.
I've been trained to do this.
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93. I'd follow you
into a snarling pack of Dobermans!
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94. I'd follow you
into a snarling pack of Dobermans!
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95. Oh, wait. I already have.
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96. Oh, wait. I already have.
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97. Now, get your fuzzy hind end moving.
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98. Now, get your fuzzy hind end moving.
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99. Hold on. There's a civilian
passing through the perimeter.
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100. Hold on. There's a civilian
passing through the perimeter.
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101. What are you looking at?
Move along, pal.
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102. What are you looking at?
Move along, pal.
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103. Don't worry. I just spotted my way in.
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104. Don't worry. I just spotted my way in.
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105. Juarez...
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106. Juarez...
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107. - Blaster, don't drop a pellet.
- Too late.
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108. - Blaster, don't drop a pellet.
- Too late.
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109. I'm cool.
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110. I'm cool.
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111. Speckles to Mooch. Getting no visual.
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112. Speckles to Mooch. Getting no visual.
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113. Over.
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114. Over.
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115. The fly is in the ointment.
Darwin, do you copy?
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116. The fly is in the ointment.
Darwin, do you copy?
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117. Yeah, you're right.
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118. Yeah, you're right.
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119. Holy foxes.
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120. Holy foxes.
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121. - What's your twenty?
- I'm in the morgue.
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122. - What's your twenty?
- I'm in the morgue.
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123. Don't you wish your blowtorch
was hot like mine
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124. Don't you wish your blowtorch
was hot like mine
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125. Good thing I took shop.
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126. Good thing I took shop.
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127. Welcome to my home.
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128. Welcome to my home.
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129. I want you to know how grateful I am
to all of you for, once again, making us
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130. I want you to know how grateful I am
to all of you for, once again, making us
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131. the number one consumer
electronics brand in the world!
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132. the number one consumer
electronics brand in the world!
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133. Yeah, yeah.
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134. Yeah, yeah.
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135. These things are so popular,
I can't get one.
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136. These things are so popular,
I can't get one.
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137. Mooch, focus. Come on, honey.
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138. Mooch, focus. Come on, honey.
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139. You're not here for the sweets.
Get back on mission.
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140. You're not here for the sweets.
Get back on mission.
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141. For years,
we've been putting a secret...
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142. For years,
we've been putting a secret...
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143. into the heart of every member
of the Saberling family,
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144. into the heart of every member
of the Saberling family,
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145. be it the cryogenic refrigerator or
the new microwave-heated coffeemaker.
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146. be it the cryogenic refrigerator or
the new microwave-heated coffeemaker.
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147. A secret which is at the core of
any successful family: communication.
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148. A secret which is at the core of
any successful family: communication.
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149. - Hey, Juarez. Race you to the top!
- OK. On your mark, get set, go!
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150. - Hey, Juarez. Race you to the top!
- OK. On your mark, get set, go!
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151. That's cold.
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152. That's cold.
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153. Darwin, the table's set. You are clear
to infiltrate Saber's study.
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154. Darwin, the table's set. You are clear
to infiltrate Saber's study.
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155. OK, I'm in.
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156. OK, I'm in.
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157. Clearing exfil route.
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158. Clearing exfil route.
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159. - Hey, it worked!
- Of course it worked.
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160. - Hey, it worked!
- Of course it worked.
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161. Nothing happens in this house
that I don't know about. Trust me.
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162. Nothing happens in this house
that I don't know about. Trust me.
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163. In 48 hours, when I press this button,
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164. In 48 hours, when I press this button,
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165. it will activate a wireless system
we call "Sabersense,"
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166. it will activate a wireless system
we call "Sabersense,"
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167. which will awaken the chips
already in the logic boards
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168. which will awaken the chips
already in the logic boards
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169. of all Saberling appliances
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170. of all Saberling appliances
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171. allowing this coffee machine
to know how much coffee's been used,
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172. allowing this coffee machine
to know how much coffee's been used,
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173. communicate with your home computer,
and add coffee to your shopping list.
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174. communicate with your home computer,
and add coffee to your shopping list.
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175. Now, in addition, Sabersense will link
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176. Now, in addition, Sabersense will link
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177. every old and new Saberling
appliance in existence,
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178. every old and new Saberling
appliance in existence,
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179. and create one big family!
And nothing will be the same.
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180. and create one big family!
And nothing will be the same.
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181. Why did they put the Q
so far away from the O?
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182. Why did they put the Q
so far away from the O?
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183. - OK, I'm in.
- Roger. I'm tracking it.
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184. - OK, I'm in.
- Roger. I'm tracking it.
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185. So what about it, Juarez?
You and me, I mean, you know...
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186. So what about it, Juarez?
You and me, I mean, you know...
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187. Sorry, Blaster. You know
I've got my eye on someone else.
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188. Sorry, Blaster. You know
I've got my eye on someone else.
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189. - No. In fact, I didn't know. Who?
- Darwin.
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190. - No. In fact, I didn't know. Who?
- Darwin.
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191. Why Darwin?
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192. Why Darwin?
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193. Because he's so...
so not interested in me.
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194. Because he's so...
so not interested in me.
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195. Copy that, Juarez.
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196. Copy that, Juarez.
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197. - Oh, shoot!
- Keep the comm line clear, please.
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198. - Oh, shoot!
- Keep the comm line clear, please.
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199. - OK, Speckles, I think I found it.
- Thank you, and good night.
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200. - OK, Speckles, I think I found it.
- Thank you, and good night.
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201. Saber wrapped his speech.
Mooch, give me an eyeball.
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202. Saber wrapped his speech.
Mooch, give me an eyeball.
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203. Christa, I'm going upstairs for a drink.
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204. Christa, I'm going upstairs for a drink.
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205. Darwin, Saber's heading up.
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206. Darwin, Saber's heading up.
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207. about 50 seconds.
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208. about 50 seconds.
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209. Copy that.
I'm into the Clusterstorm file.
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210. Copy that.
I'm into the Clusterstorm file.
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211. - Speckles, are you seeing this?
- I see it.
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212. - Speckles, are you seeing this?
- I see it.
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213. This isn't about selling weapons.
It's about global extermination.
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214. This isn't about selling weapons.
It's about global extermination.
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215. I'm downloading now.
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216. I'm downloading now.
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217. Whatjust happened?
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218. Whatjust happened?
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219. Encryption. Hands off the keys.
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220. Encryption. Hands off the keys.
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221. - I'm setting up a worm to decipher.
- Mooch.
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222. - I'm setting up a worm to decipher.
- Mooch.
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223. You have to stop Saber.
Execute delay strategy B.
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224. You have to stop Saber.
Execute delay strategy B.
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225. I'm back in. Commencing download.
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226. I'm back in. Commencing download.
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227. - Speckles, you're a genius!
- I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.
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228. - Speckles, you're a genius!
- I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.
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229. Switching to wireless download.
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230. Switching to wireless download.
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231. Come on. Come on!
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232. Come on. Come on!
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233. Darwin. Get out of there, now!
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234. Darwin. Get out of there, now!
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235. I can't.
The chimney will block the signal.
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236. I can't.
The chimney will block the signal.
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237. Come on, baby, come on.
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238. Come on, baby, come on.
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239. If he doesn't make it,
are you free Thursday night?
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240. If he doesn't make it,
are you free Thursday night?
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241. He'll make it.
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242. He'll make it.
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243. - OK, drop the line.
- Here we go.
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244. - OK, drop the line.
- Here we go.
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245. Now, Blaster!
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246. Now, Blaster!
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247. Ouch!
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248. Ouch!
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249. Darwin! Your butt's on fire!
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250. Darwin! Your butt's on fire!
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251. Stop, drop and roll!
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252. Stop, drop and roll!
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253. - We got it. Speckles, exfil.
- Way ahead of you.
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254. - We got it. Speckles, exfil.
- Way ahead of you.
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255. I'll be waiting at the entrance
of the... Oh, no!
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256. I'll be waiting at the entrance
of the... Oh, no!
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257. Oh, my God!
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258. Oh, my God!
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259. Speckles reports
a large canine at exfil.
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260. Speckles reports
a large canine at exfil.
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261. No escape. No escape.
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262. No escape. No escape.
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263. Hang on, Speckles.
We leave no rodent behind.
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264. Hang on, Speckles.
We leave no rodent behind.
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265. - I'm going after the dog!
- Wait, Blaster! Think it through!
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266. - I'm going after the dog!
- Wait, Blaster! Think it through!
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267. There's no time for thinking.
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268. There's no time for thinking.
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269. Juarez, Blaster's gonna need backup.
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270. Juarez, Blaster's gonna need backup.
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271. - Got it.
- I'll rescue Speckles.
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272. - Got it.
- I'll rescue Speckles.
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273. Hey, meathead!
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274. Hey, meathead!
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275. Oh, did you see that?
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276. Oh, did you see that?
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277. Let's go, old buddy.
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278. Let's go, old buddy.
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279. - Mayday! Mayday!
- Heads up, boys!
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280. - Mayday! Mayday!
- Heads up, boys!
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281. Yeah, Juarez! You get him, girl!
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282. Yeah, Juarez! You get him, girl!
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283. We're out of here. Let's go.
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284. We're out of here. Let's go.
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285. Something spooked the dog.
Let's check it out.
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286. Something spooked the dog.
Let's check it out.
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287. Blaster, Juarez, exfil.
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288. Blaster, Juarez, exfil.
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289. By the way, in case you missed it,
I just saved your fuzzy behind.
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290. By the way, in case you missed it,
I just saved your fuzzy behind.
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291. We should celebrate over dinner.
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292. We should celebrate over dinner.
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293. Hang on, Speckles.
We're going off-road.
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294. Hang on, Speckles.
We're going off-road.
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295. Gas!
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296. Gas!
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297. OK. We're clear.
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298. OK. We're clear.
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299. That was a little heavy
on the smoke, Ben.
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300. That was a little heavy
on the smoke, Ben.
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301. Yo, Juarez, did you catch the little
leg twitch at the end of my "death?"
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302. Yo, Juarez, did you catch the little
leg twitch at the end of my "death?"
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303. That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!
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304. That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!
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305. Yes, amazing.
Tell me you are not part possum.
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306. Yes, amazing.
Tell me you are not part possum.
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307. OK, you can laugh now, but some of
those people back there were crying.
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308. OK, you can laugh now, but some of
those people back there were crying.
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309. It was like the end of Old Yeller.
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310. It was like the end of Old Yeller.
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311. Mooch! You made it. Good.
How'd it go in there, guys?
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312. Mooch! You made it. Good.
How'd it go in there, guys?
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313. The game's over for Saber. It's all
there. Clusterstorm, everything.
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314. The game's over for Saber. It's all
there. Clusterstorm, everything.
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315. Our training finally paid off.
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316. Our training finally paid off.
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317. I knew you could do this.
This is great.
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318. I knew you could do this.
This is great.
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319. - G-Force!
- G-Force?
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320. - G-Force!
- G-Force?
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321. I figured we need a name. Like,
you know, Green Berets or Navy SEALs.
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322. I figured we need a name. Like,
you know, Green Berets or Navy SEALs.
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323. Come on. G-Force!
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324. Come on. G-Force!
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325. - No.
- The pose is cute.
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326. - No.
- The pose is cute.
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327. - Is everything ready?
- Yeah, it's getting there.
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328. - Is everything ready?
- Yeah, it's getting there.
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329. Good. Feds won't be able to
shut us down with this evidence.
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330. Good. Feds won't be able to
shut us down with this evidence.
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331. Does this make me look fatter?
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332. Does this make me look fatter?
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333. - No. I think you look nice.
- How much longer, Speckles?
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334. - No. I think you look nice.
- How much longer, Speckles?
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335. Just a few more touches to decode
Saber's crypto-system.
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336. Just a few more touches to decode
Saber's crypto-system.
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337. To access the information
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338. To access the information
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339. I have to factor a univariate
polynomial over a finite field.
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340. I have to factor a univariate
polynomial over a finite field.
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341. OK. Hey, do I look fat in this?
I haven't worn a jacket since the prom.
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342. OK. Hey, do I look fat in this?
I haven't worn a jacket since the prom.
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343. You look very... sharp.
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344. You look very... sharp.
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345. "Because he's so not interested. "
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346. "Because he's so not interested. "
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347. - What does that mean?
- Men are like government bonds.
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348. - What does that mean?
- Men are like government bonds.
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349. They take way too long to mature.
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350. They take way too long to mature.
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351. But if you're a woman
trying to make it in a man's world,
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352. But if you're a woman
trying to make it in a man's world,
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353. you have to learn to think
like they do and keep them guessing.
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354. you have to learn to think
like they do and keep them guessing.
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355. Candygram.
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356. Candygram.
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357. Juarez?
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358. Juarez?
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359. I heard over the wire
that you're interested.
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360. I heard over the wire
that you're interested.
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361. I'm not interested.
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362. I'm not interested.
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363. That's not what you told Blaster.
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364. That's not what you told Blaster.
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365. Don't you get it?
I want him interested in me.
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366. Don't you get it?
I want him interested in me.
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367. And he'll only be interested
if he thinks I'm not.
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368. And he'll only be interested
if he thinks I'm not.
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369. But you are interested?
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370. But you are interested?
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371. - Of course.
- But not in me.
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372. - Of course.
- But not in me.
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373. No, no, no. Because you know
you could have me,
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374. No, no, no. Because you know
you could have me,
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375. which makes you not interested,
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376. which makes you not interested,
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377. and that means I wouldn't be
interested in you even if I were.
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378. and that means I wouldn't be
interested in you even if I were.
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379. OK, everybody, they're here.
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380. OK, everybody, they're here.
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381. G-Force, in your positions.
It's showtime.
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382. G-Force, in your positions.
It's showtime.
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383. Hello.
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384. Hello.
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385. Director Killian?
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386. Director Killian?
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387. I'm Ben.
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388. I'm Ben.
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389. Congratulations on becoming the
new task force director. That's neat.
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390. Congratulations on becoming the
new task force director. That's neat.
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391. Let's save the chitchat.
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392. Let's save the chitchat.
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393. Time is money.
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394. Time is money.
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395. OK.
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396. OK.
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397. Many people don't know
that since the Civil War
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398. Many people don't know
that since the Civil War
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399. animals have been used
to gather strategic intelligence.
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400. animals have been used
to gather strategic intelligence.
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401. Now, our work focuses on
developing communication
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402. Now, our work focuses on
developing communication
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403. between humans and animals. Now, these
cockroaches right here have been trained
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404. between humans and animals. Now, these
cockroaches right here have been trained
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405. to carry microcameras
into surveillance zones,
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406. to carry microcameras
into surveillance zones,
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407. which is, I think, really kind of neat.
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408. which is, I think, really kind of neat.
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409. Congratulations. Dr. Kendall, do you
mean to tell me that Homeland Security
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410. Congratulations. Dr. Kendall, do you
mean to tell me that Homeland Security
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411. is financing a roach motel?
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412. is financing a roach motel?
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413. This is a rodent.
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414. This is a rodent.
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415. Guinea pig, sir. Don't say that.
They get highly offended.
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416. Guinea pig, sir. Don't say that.
They get highly offended.
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417. You know their DNA is 98.7 percent
identical to humans, right?
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418. You know their DNA is 98.7 percent
identical to humans, right?
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419. No. How would I know that?
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420. No. How would I know that?
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421. So you'll notice the extremely developed
sense of motor skills.
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422. So you'll notice the extremely developed
sense of motor skills.
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423. That's because their brains
have close to a billion neurons,
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424. That's because their brains
have close to a billion neurons,
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425. and a trillion synapses.
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426. and a trillion synapses.
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427. That's a thousand times stronger
than any supercomputer.
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428. That's a thousand times stronger
than any supercomputer.
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429. It gives them exceptional, like,
eye-hand reflexes.
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430. It gives them exceptional, like,
eye-hand reflexes.
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431. It's a video game.
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432. It's a video game.
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433. Yeah. And there's something over here...
OK, we'll go over here.
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434. Yeah. And there's something over here...
OK, we'll go over here.
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435. You're really gonna be amazed by this.
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436. You're really gonna be amazed by this.
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437. It's a language decoder.
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438. It's a language decoder.
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439. It enables animals to talk to humans.
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440. It enables animals to talk to humans.
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441. Without it, they sound like
normal animals. Go ahead, take a look.
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442. Without it, they sound like
normal animals. Go ahead, take a look.
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443. You're Doctor Dolittle.
You talk to animals.
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444. You're Doctor Dolittle.
You talk to animals.
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445. Talking to animals is the easy part.
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446. Talking to animals is the easy part.
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447. Getting them to talk back,
that's the hard part.
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448. Getting them to talk back,
that's the hard part.
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449. - Darwin! Juarez! Blaster!
- So these guys are special agents?
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450. - Darwin! Juarez! Blaster!
- So these guys are special agents?
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451. Yeah, just like we're gonna be.
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452. Yeah, just like we're gonna be.
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453. - Hey, how you doing?
- That's impossible.
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454. - Hey, how you doing?
- That's impossible.
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455. No, no, no. Finding something that
fits me off the rack, that's impossible.
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456. No, no, no. Finding something that
fits me off the rack, that's impossible.
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457. Think that's something? Check out
Speckles. He's been decrypting the file.
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458. Think that's something? Check out
Speckles. He's been decrypting the file.
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459. - Who's Speckles?
- Our mole.
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460. - Who's Speckles?
- Our mole.
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461. Star-nosed breed. Blind as a bat.
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462. Star-nosed breed. Blind as a bat.
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463. IQ off the charts.
He's lucky I found him.
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464. IQ off the charts.
He's lucky I found him.
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465. - His family was exterminated.
- We're ready.
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466. - His family was exterminated.
- We're ready.
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467. Last night, G-Force was able to get
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468. Last night, G-Force was able to get
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469. some intelligence regarding
Project Clusterstorm.
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470. some intelligence regarding
Project Clusterstorm.
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471. You ran a mission
without my authorization?
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472. You ran a mission
without my authorization?
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473. Yes. We went to Saber's mansion and...
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474. Yes. We went to Saber's mansion and...
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475. Wait a second, you broke into
Leonard Saber's house?
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476. Wait a second, you broke into
Leonard Saber's house?
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477. We accomplished in one night what
you guys couldn't do in two years.
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478. We accomplished in one night what
you guys couldn't do in two years.
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479. And without a warrant. Holla.
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480. And without a warrant. Holla.
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481. Blaster, cool it.
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482. Blaster, cool it.
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483. I knew we were up for review, and I
wanted to show you what we could do.
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484. I knew we were up for review, and I
wanted to show you what we could do.
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485. All right, then show me.
What'd you get?
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486. All right, then show me.
What'd you get?
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487. Speckles, you're on.
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488. Speckles, you're on.
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489. - Darwin's PDA contains classified...
- Just open it.
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490. - Darwin's PDA contains classified...
- Just open it.
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491. What is it?
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492. What is it?
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493. - A cappuccino machine?
- What? That's not right.
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494. - A cappuccino machine?
- What? That's not right.
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495. I downloaded the Clusterstorm file,
not plans for a coffee machine.
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496. I downloaded the Clusterstorm file,
not plans for a coffee machine.
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497. - Right computer, wrong file.
- Darwin, what happened?
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498. - Right computer, wrong file.
- Darwin, what happened?
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499. Specks, show them the Clusterstorm file.
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500. Specks, show them the Clusterstorm file.
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501. Well, this is all we have. I'm sorry.
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502. Well, this is all we have. I'm sorry.
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503. No, that's not it! It's about
global extermination. I saw it.
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504. No, that's not it! It's about
global extermination. I saw it.
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505. That's it, Kendall. Outside... now.
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506. That's it, Kendall. Outside... now.
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507. What a surprise.
The guinea pig mission didn't work out.
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508. What a surprise.
The guinea pig mission didn't work out.
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509. I'm shutting you down.
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510. I'm shutting you down.
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511. - You can't do this.
- Yeah, I can.
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512. - You can't do this.
- Yeah, I can.
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513. You performed an unauthorized infil,
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514. You performed an unauthorized infil,
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515. compromised a two-year
undercover FBI operation,
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516. compromised a two-year
undercover FBI operation,
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517. and came out with the crucial intel
that Leonard Saber,
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518. and came out with the crucial intel
that Leonard Saber,
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519. and stand by for this,
makes coffee machines.
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520. and stand by for this,
makes coffee machines.
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521. This means we're in big trouble now.
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522. This means we're in big trouble now.
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523. ¡Cállate ya!
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524. ¡Cállate ya!
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525. You have to admit,
I've done some amazing things
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526. You have to admit,
I've done some amazing things
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527. as far as animal intelligence in there.
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528. as far as animal intelligence in there.
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529. Thanks to you, those rodents can speak.
But sadly that means they're now capable
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530. Thanks to you, those rodents can speak.
But sadly that means they're now capable
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531. of exposing the derelict activities
committed on my watch.
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532. of exposing the derelict activities
committed on my watch.
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533. - Yeah, but I...
- No!
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534. - Yeah, but I...
- No!
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535. I'm not gonna take the heat
for this, Kendall.
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536. I'm not gonna take the heat
for this, Kendall.
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537. I'm not going down in Washington
as the crazy gopher guy.
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538. I'm not going down in Washington
as the crazy gopher guy.
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539. Dr. Kendall's coming with me.
Cage anything that moves.
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540. Dr. Kendall's coming with me.
Cage anything that moves.
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541. - Cage? Oh, no!
- What about my team here?
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542. - Cage? Oh, no!
- What about my team here?
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543. Here's an idea.
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544. Here's an idea.
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545. Since they're guinea pigs,
why don't we use them as guinea pigs?
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546. Since they're guinea pigs,
why don't we use them as guinea pigs?
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547. - What?
- Oh, no.
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548. - What?
- Oh, no.
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549. Guys, we've got company.
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550. Guys, we've got company.
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551. We've got to get out of here.
The document capsules. Let's move.
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552. We've got to get out of here.
The document capsules. Let's move.
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553. - Vamos.
- Leave the gear behind.
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554. - Vamos.
- Leave the gear behind.
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555. All right, we're going native.
Lock and load.
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556. All right, we're going native.
Lock and load.
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557. I always wanted to say that.
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558. I always wanted to say that.
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559. Let's go.
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560. Let's go.
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561. Sorry, Speckles.
Talking animal, dead giveaway.
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562. Sorry, Speckles.
Talking animal, dead giveaway.
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563. - No! No, not my glasses.
- In you go. Let's go.
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564. - No! No, not my glasses.
- In you go. Let's go.
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565. No. No.
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566. No. No.
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567. It's OK. I'll be right behind you.
Now, Marcie.
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568. It's OK. I'll be right behind you.
Now, Marcie.
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569. Good luck, team.
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570. Good luck, team.
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571. I love my job!
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572. I love my job!
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573. No! No!
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574. No! No!
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575. Marcie, you tell Ben
the Clusterstorm file is on that PDA.
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576. Marcie, you tell Ben
the Clusterstorm file is on that PDA.
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577. - And you tell him this isn't over.
- OK.
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578. - And you tell him this isn't over.
- OK.
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579. What we have here
is your classic case...
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580. What we have here
is your classic case...
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581. - Be quiet. I'll distract them.
- ... and overspending.
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582. - Be quiet. I'll distract them.
- ... and overspending.
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583. - Bye, guys. Have fun in the lab.
- Hey, hey!
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584. - Bye, guys. Have fun in the lab.
- Hey, hey!
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585. - Would you put that down, please?
- Put it down.
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586. - Would you put that down, please?
- Put it down.
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587. It's not working. Come on. Come on.
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588. It's not working. Come on. Come on.
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589. - It's empty.
- Stealth hamsters.
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590. - It's empty.
- Stealth hamsters.
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591. A special coating on the fur.
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592. A special coating on the fur.
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593. Light bends around them.
Renders them invisible.
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594. Light bends around them.
Renders them invisible.
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595. That is ridiculous.
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596. That is ridiculous.
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597. We did see hamsters talk.
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598. We did see hamsters talk.
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599. - Now, let me see now.
- Step aside.
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600. - Now, let me see now.
- Step aside.
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601. What are you doing?
Why are you letting them out?
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602. What are you doing?
Why are you letting them out?
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603. - What?
- Oh, my God! They're everywhere!
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604. - What?
- Oh, my God! They're everywhere!
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605. I don't see anything.
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606. I don't see anything.
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607. On the floor...
Be careful not to step on them.
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608. On the floor...
Be careful not to step on them.
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609. - What was that?
- What was what?
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610. - What was that?
- What was what?
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611. There's no such thing
as a stealth hamster.
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612. There's no such thing
as a stealth hamster.
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613. Be cool if there were, though.
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614. Be cool if there were, though.
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615. Juarez, what's the situation?
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616. Juarez, what's the situation?
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617. FBI.
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618. FBI.
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619. They got the whole lab surrounded.
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620. They got the whole lab surrounded.
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621. I'll need to inspect your goods.
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622. I'll need to inspect your goods.
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623. Let's go.
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624. Let's go.
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625. Yeah, 20 bags of Falfa Cravins.
Yes, I know.
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626. Yeah, 20 bags of Falfa Cravins.
Yes, I know.
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627. - We can hide in here. Go, go, go!
- No, not the cage!
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628. - We can hide in here. Go, go, go!
- No, not the cage!
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629. This facility's closed.
Get this delivery truck out of here.
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630. This facility's closed.
Get this delivery truck out of here.
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631. - I don't do cages!
- Speckles, let go!
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632. - I don't do cages!
- Speckles, let go!
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633. Great. Now we are locked in.
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634. Great. Now we are locked in.
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635. What do you think?
Is this the frying pan or the fire?
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636. What do you think?
Is this the frying pan or the fire?
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637. Let's all agree right now.
None of this goes on our résumé.
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638. Let's all agree right now.
None of this goes on our résumé.
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639. This is Killian.
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640. This is Killian.
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641. We're locking the building down, sir,
but the animals have all bolted.
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642. We're locking the building down, sir,
but the animals have all bolted.
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643. If those animals bolted,
then I got a problem.
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644. If those animals bolted,
then I got a problem.
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645. I want them all back,
dead or alive, zero exposure.
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646. I want them all back,
dead or alive, zero exposure.
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647. - Three guinea pigs and a mole. Got it?
- Yes, sir.
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648. - Three guinea pigs and a mole. Got it?
- Yes, sir.
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649. I've never seen
such fat animals in my life.
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650. I've never seen
such fat animals in my life.
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651. Don't they have a gym around here?
A Jamba Juice or something?
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652. Don't they have a gym around here?
A Jamba Juice or something?
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653. Lay off the nuggets, man.
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654. Lay off the nuggets, man.
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655. All right, my furry little friends.
Welcome to your new home.
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656. All right, my furry little friends.
Welcome to your new home.
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657. Good luck getting out.
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658. Good luck getting out.
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659. - G-Force!
- Why did you just do that?
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660. - G-Force!
- Why did you just do that?
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661. I thought it might cheer us up.
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662. I thought it might cheer us up.
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663. You can't just blurt it out anytime.
It ruins the effect.
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664. You can't just blurt it out anytime.
It ruins the effect.
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665. Guys, guys. Cool it.
The world's at stake.
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666. Guys, guys. Cool it.
The world's at stake.
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667. We got to get out of here.
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668. We got to get out of here.
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669. Then what? The Feds want to
turn us into guinea pigs.
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670. Then what? The Feds want to
turn us into guinea pigs.
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671. They'll never take us seriously.
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672. They'll never take us seriously.
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673. Well, we did get the wrong file.
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674. Well, we did get the wrong file.
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675. No, I downloaded the right file,
and we're gonna prove it
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676. No, I downloaded the right file,
and we're gonna prove it
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677. as soon as we find a way out of here.
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678. as soon as we find a way out of here.
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679. Well, let's ask that guy.
He looks cute and friendly.
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680. Well, let's ask that guy.
He looks cute and friendly.
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681. Excuse me,
my incarcerated little friend.
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682. Excuse me,
my incarcerated little friend.
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683. - May I ask you a question?
- Don't move!
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684. - May I ask you a question?
- Don't move!
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685. All I'm saying is, know your place,
behind this line. That's all I'm saying.
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686. All I'm saying is, know your place,
behind this line. That's all I'm saying.
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687. Is he talking to us?
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688. Is he talking to us?
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689. Did someone order a knuckle sandwich?
Because I'm about to make a delivery.
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690. Did someone order a knuckle sandwich?
Because I'm about to make a delivery.
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691. Wow. You talk a lot of smack
for a little guy, buddy.
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692. Wow. You talk a lot of smack
for a little guy, buddy.
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693. "Buddy?" No.
For your information, it's "Bucky. "
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694. "Buddy?" No.
For your information, it's "Bucky. "
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695. And if you want to stay alive,
do not cross that line!
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696. And if you want to stay alive,
do not cross that line!
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697. Take cover!
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698. Take cover!
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699. The horror! The horror!
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700. The horror! The horror!
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701. I love the smell of napalm
in the morning!
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702. I love the smell of napalm
in the morning!
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703. Don't pay any attention to him.
He's a quarter ferret.
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704. Don't pay any attention to him.
He's a quarter ferret.
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705. I have no ferret in me, Hurley.
That has never been proven.
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706. I have no ferret in me, Hurley.
That has never been proven.
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707. Then why are you marked down?
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708. Then why are you marked down?
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709. I'm on sale!
Everyone goes on sale eventually.
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710. I'm on sale!
Everyone goes on sale eventually.
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711. This should come as no surprise, but
he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA:
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712. This should come as no surprise, but
he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA:
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713. - Mice are on sale. Everybody's on sale.
- Enough with the line already.
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714. - Mice are on sale. Everybody's on sale.
- Enough with the line already.
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715. We agreed this was my zone.
We all agreed that, right?
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716. We agreed this was my zone.
We all agreed that, right?
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717. - Right.
- The mice will agree to anything.
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718. - Right.
- The mice will agree to anything.
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719. - You guys are all idiots, right?
- Right!
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720. - You guys are all idiots, right?
- Right!
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721. Oh, yeah? Fine!
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722. Oh, yeah? Fine!
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723. - Yeah, he's very sensitive.
- Not a ferret!
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724. - Yeah, he's very sensitive.
- Not a ferret!
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725. - Welcome, my friends, to the family.
- Where is the bathroom?
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726. - Welcome, my friends, to the family.
- Where is the bathroom?
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727. Well, for me, this morning,
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728. Well, for me, this morning,
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729. the sports page, which is
pretty much where you're standing.
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730. the sports page, which is
pretty much where you're standing.
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731. - Nasty!
- Look, don't worry.
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732. - Nasty!
- Look, don't worry.
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733. They put down newspaper every day,
there's plenty to read.
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734. They put down newspaper every day,
there's plenty to read.
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735. We don't have time for this.
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736. We don't have time for this.
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737. - Locate escape options.
- OK, here we go. Stand back!
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738. - Locate escape options.
- OK, here we go. Stand back!
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739. - I'm gonna break the glass.
- I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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740. - I'm gonna break the glass.
- I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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741. This might be a good time for a nap.
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742. This might be a good time for a nap.
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743. OK. The truth is my grandmother met
a ferret at the San Diego petting zoo,
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744. OK. The truth is my grandmother met
a ferret at the San Diego petting zoo,
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745. but nothing happened.
They simply dated.
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746. but nothing happened.
They simply dated.
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747. My papers say hamster, end of story.
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748. My papers say hamster, end of story.
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749. Now stop looking at the line!
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750. Now stop looking at the line!
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751. Darwin, please let me
pull his tongue out.
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752. Darwin, please let me
pull his tongue out.
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753. Negative. Nobody touches the ferret.
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754. Negative. Nobody touches the ferret.
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755. I am not a ferret!
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756. I am not a ferret!
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757. You try to pull my tongue out,
you'll see what happens...
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758. You try to pull my tongue out,
you'll see what happens...
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759. Let's check that lock.
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760. Let's check that lock.
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761. G-Force, Delta formation.
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762. G-Force, Delta formation.
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763. You guys from the circus or something?
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764. You guys from the circus or something?
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765. - The circus!
- I hate the circus.
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766. - The circus!
- I hate the circus.
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767. No, we're not from the circus.
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768. No, we're not from the circus.
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769. We're specially bred,
genetically altered,
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770. We're specially bred,
genetically altered,
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771. - and highly trained secret agents.
- Known as G-Force!
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772. - and highly trained secret agents.
- Known as G-Force!
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773. I get it. You guys are transfers
from the Hollywood store.
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774. I get it. You guys are transfers
from the Hollywood store.
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775. Darwin, it's locked.
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776. Darwin, it's locked.
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777. We need another way out.
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778. We need another way out.
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779. Mooch!
Go find Ben and report our location.
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780. Mooch!
Go find Ben and report our location.
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781. Clusterstorm launch is in... 29 hours.
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782. Clusterstorm launch is in... 29 hours.
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783. Wait. Who's Mooch?
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784. Wait. Who's Mooch?
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785. - The fly.
- Oh, man. Talking to the flies.
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786. - The fly.
- Oh, man. Talking to the flies.
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787. And I thought the ferret was crazy.
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788. And I thought the ferret was crazy.
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789. - Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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790. - Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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791. What happened in there?
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792. What happened in there?
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793. Well, I told them
we shouldn't be shut down.
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794. Well, I told them
we shouldn't be shut down.
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795. And then I got to the bit
where I talk to guinea pigs,
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796. And then I got to the bit
where I talk to guinea pigs,
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797. - and then that's where I lost 'em.
- Darwin told me, before he left,
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798. - and then that's where I lost 'em.
- Darwin told me, before he left,
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799. that he was positive
he downloaded the right file.
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800. that he was positive
he downloaded the right file.
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801. Where is the PDA?
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802. Where is the PDA?
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803. - It's still back at the warehouse.
- Well, we gotta go get it.
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804. - It's still back at the warehouse.
- Well, we gotta go get it.
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805. Security's probably
crawling all over the place.
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806. Security's probably
crawling all over the place.
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807. - That's all right. I've got an idea.
- OK, what do we do about the G-Force?
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808. - That's all right. I've got an idea.
- OK, what do we do about the G-Force?
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809. They're highly professional. They're
probably halfway back to my house.
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810. They're highly professional. They're
probably halfway back to my house.
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811. Now, Hurley.
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812. Now, Hurley.
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813. Blaster, why don't you
leave the tactics to me?
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814. Blaster, why don't you
leave the tactics to me?
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815. - OK. No problem.
- So, Farty, how do you get adopted?
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816. - OK. No problem.
- So, Farty, how do you get adopted?
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817. It's pretty simple. Act cute,
kid picks you out, takes you home,
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818. It's pretty simple. Act cute,
kid picks you out, takes you home,
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819. and bingo, you're part of the family.
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820. and bingo, you're part of the family.
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821. Except that, well, they never pick me.
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822. Except that, well, they never pick me.
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823. Incoming.
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824. Incoming.
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825. Huddle up. OK, bring it in.
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826. Huddle up. OK, bring it in.
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827. First, we get adopted. Then we escape.
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828. First, we get adopted. Then we escape.
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829. Ben's house is the rendezvous point.
Now, go act cute.
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830. Ben's house is the rendezvous point.
Now, go act cute.
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831. Who's acting?
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832. Who's acting?
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833. Check it out. I'm chasing my butt.
How cute is that?
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834. Check it out. I'm chasing my butt.
How cute is that?
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835. - Come on, Specks. You, too. Act cute.
- I don't have that kind of range.
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836. - Come on, Specks. You, too. Act cute.
- I don't have that kind of range.
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837. Grandpa, what is that?
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838. Grandpa, what is that?
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839. That's a hideous crime
against nature, I'd say.
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840. That's a hideous crime
against nature, I'd say.
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841. I'm outta here.
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842. I'm outta here.
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843. - What can I help you with, young lady?
- I want a hamster.
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844. - What can I help you with, young lady?
- I want a hamster.
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845. Yes! Yes! I am out, baby!
Finally, the recognition I deserve.
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846. Yes! Yes! I am out, baby!
Finally, the recognition I deserve.
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847. - Her. With the big cheeks.
- What?
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848. - Her. With the big cheeks.
- What?
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849. - I could put bows in her hair.
- What?
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850. - I could put bows in her hair.
- What?
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851. I'm the hamster. They're guinea pigs!
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852. I'm the hamster. They're guinea pigs!
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853. - Watch the hands, buddy.
- One oversized hamster. There you go.
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854. - Watch the hands, buddy.
- One oversized hamster. There you go.
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855. You try to put a bow on me,
you're gonna lose a finger.
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856. You try to put a bow on me,
you're gonna lose a finger.
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857. That little girl
has no idea what she's in for!
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858. That little girl
has no idea what she's in for!
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859. I'm gonna put nail polish
and lipstick on her and a dress.
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860. I'm gonna put nail polish
and lipstick on her and a dress.
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861. A dress?
You're going to lose your whole hand.
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862. A dress?
You're going to lose your whole hand.
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863. Juarez, remember.
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864. Juarez, remember.
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865. I know. Maintain my cover
until I have a chance to escape.
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866. I know. Maintain my cover
until I have a chance to escape.
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867. What about that little fur ball there?
He looks like he's full of life.
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868. What about that little fur ball there?
He looks like he's full of life.
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869. - No, no. Give me the fat one.
- I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.
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870. - No, no. Give me the fat one.
- I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.
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871. Even if you forget to feed this guy
every now and then,
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872. Even if you forget to feed this guy
every now and then,
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873. it wouldn't bother him.
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874. it wouldn't bother him.
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875. - He's a little plump as it is.
- That's probably a good thing.
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876. - He's a little plump as it is.
- That's probably a good thing.
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877. Oh, mama! This is it. This is it!
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878. Oh, mama! This is it. This is it!
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879. - What do these fellas eat?
- I'll show you. Follow me.
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880. - What do these fellas eat?
- I'll show you. Follow me.
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881. - Come on, Penny.
- See you on the outside!
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882. - Come on, Penny.
- See you on the outside!
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883. Hey, guys, I can see my future!
It's all cakes and cuddles!
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884. Hey, guys, I can see my future!
It's all cakes and cuddles!
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885. I think he's gonna
throw him in with the snake.
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886. I think he's gonna
throw him in with the snake.
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887. Make way. Hamster coming through.
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888. Make way. Hamster coming through.
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889. You're lucky I'm not in there,
snake boy,
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890. You're lucky I'm not in there,
snake boy,
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891. because it would've been
lights out for you!
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892. because it would've been
lights out for you!
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893. I would've hit you so hard
you would have shed yourself.
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894. I would've hit you so hard
you would have shed yourself.
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895. Then I would have turned you
into a nice pair of snakeskin boots.
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896. Then I would have turned you
into a nice pair of snakeskin boots.
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897. That kid's a monster.
He just lifted him up and...
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898. That kid's a monster.
He just lifted him up and...
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899. - Come on, kid.
- Blaster, do something.
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900. - Come on, kid.
- Blaster, do something.
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901. - What do you suggest I do?
- Poop in his hand. Poop in his hand.
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902. - What do you suggest I do?
- Poop in his hand. Poop in his hand.
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903. Hey, Grandpa, changed my mind.
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904. Hey, Grandpa, changed my mind.
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905. Oh, no, no, not upside down,
not upside down. Hold him like this.
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906. Oh, no, no, not upside down,
not upside down. Hold him like this.
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907. Where did...
Where did the chubby one go?
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908. Where did...
Where did the chubby one go?
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909. I don't know.
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910. I don't know.
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911. All right, Specks. We have to think
of a way out of here.
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912. All right, Specks. We have to think
of a way out of here.
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913. There you are.
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914. There you are.
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915. I knew you were trouble.
I can see it in your eyes.
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916. I knew you were trouble.
I can see it in your eyes.
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917. At 0920 local time,
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918. At 0920 local time,
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919. Saber initiated a call to the usual
recipient, Mr. Yanshu, in Beijing.
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920. Saber initiated a call to the usual
recipient, Mr. Yanshu, in Beijing.
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921. He left a message saying the launch
was on track for Project Clusterstorm.
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922. He left a message saying the launch
was on track for Project Clusterstorm.
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923. Since then, nothing.
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924. Since then, nothing.
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925. Kip, our FISA tap just isn't cutting it.
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926. Kip, our FISA tap just isn't cutting it.
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927. Sir, with respect, if you were
to authorize a search warrant...
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928. Sir, with respect, if you were
to authorize a search warrant...
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929. On what grounds?
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930. On what grounds?
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931. I can't authorize a search warrant
without probable cause, and he knows it.
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932. I can't authorize a search warrant
without probable cause, and he knows it.
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933. Saber comes from
the defence supply industry.
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934. Saber comes from
the defence supply industry.
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935. - He knows how to cover his tracks.
- Sir...
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936. - He knows how to cover his tracks.
- Sir...
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937. Just give me cause,
and I can authorize. Keep listening.
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938. Just give me cause,
and I can authorize. Keep listening.
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939. - We are listening, sir.
- Son, listen harder.
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940. - We are listening, sir.
- Son, listen harder.
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941. Careful.
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942. Careful.
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943. - Come here.
- No, porfavor.
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944. - Come here.
- No, porfavor.
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945. No, not pink. And it stinks!
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946. No, not pink. And it stinks!
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947. This has to be against
the Geneva Convention.
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948. This has to be against
the Geneva Convention.
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949. Where is Blaster?
We have to get out of here.
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950. Where is Blaster?
We have to get out of here.
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951. I think you need lipstick, too.
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952. I think you need lipstick, too.
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953. The tiara.
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954. The tiara.
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955. Enough already.
This is the tenth outfit.
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956. Enough already.
This is the tenth outfit.
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957. Don't you look pretty?
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958. Don't you look pretty?
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959. Oh, my gosh.
I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
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960. Oh, my gosh.
I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
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961. Let me do this, Specks.
I'll come back and get you.
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962. Let me do this, Specks.
I'll come back and get you.
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963. Relax. They told me
one of the mice died last week,
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964. Relax. They told me
one of the mice died last week,
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965. and was buried in the backyard.
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966. and was buried in the backyard.
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967. Once I'm in the ground,
I can tunnel to freedom and rescue you.
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968. Once I'm in the ground,
I can tunnel to freedom and rescue you.
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969. Terrell! Oh, man.
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970. Terrell! Oh, man.
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971. - Terrell!
- Mamacita, relax.
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972. - Terrell!
- Mamacita, relax.
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973. Está muerto.
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974. Está muerto.
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975. It's dead.
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976. It's dead.
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977. - Yeah, you're right. It is.
- Do something.
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978. - Yeah, you're right. It is.
- Do something.
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979. Wow. This woman's really abrasive.
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980. Wow. This woman's really abrasive.
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981. You get it out of here before
it starts to smell up my shop. Hurry up.
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982. You get it out of here before
it starts to smell up my shop. Hurry up.
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983. - Just run, take it out back right now.
- I am. It's squishy.
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984. - Just run, take it out back right now.
- I am. It's squishy.
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985. Trash truck.
Let's just get it on out of here pronto.
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986. Trash truck.
Let's just get it on out of here pronto.
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987. That's not the plan.
No, no, no. Speckles, no!
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988. That's not the plan.
No, no, no. Speckles, no!
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989. Hold it.
Good luck, rest in peace and all that.
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990. Hold it.
Good luck, rest in peace and all that.
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991. Oh, no!
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992. Oh, no!
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993. Oh, my God!
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994. Oh, my God!
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995. No, no, no.
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996. No, no, no.
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997. - Is this OK?
- Yeah, this is good.
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998. - Is this OK?
- Yeah, this is good.
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999. OK, Harry.
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1000. OK, Harry.
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1001. You know what to do.
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1002. You know what to do.
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1003. - She was way cuter than the other one.
- Definitely.
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1004. - She was way cuter than the other one.
- Definitely.
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1005. OK, he's got it. He's got the PDA.
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1006. OK, he's got it. He's got the PDA.
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1007. What the hell was that?
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1008. What the hell was that?
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1009. OK, I got him. I got him.
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1010. OK, I got him. I got him.
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1011. - Let's go. Just stay calm, OK?
- I got him. Here he is.
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1012. - Let's go. Just stay calm, OK?
- I got him. Here he is.
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1013. Look on the bright side: at least
you haven't been marked down yet.
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1014. Look on the bright side: at least
you haven't been marked down yet.
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1015. What's that on your butt?
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1016. What's that on your butt?
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1017. It's a birthmark.
Never seen a birthmark?
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1018. It's a birthmark.
Never seen a birthmark?
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1019. I have seen that birthmark.
Look at this. I got the same one.
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1020. I have seen that birthmark.
Look at this. I got the same one.
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1021. Don't point that thing at me.
It might go off.
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1022. Don't point that thing at me.
It might go off.
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1023. Seriously, just look at my butt.
You see? You see? We must be related.
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1024. Seriously, just look at my butt.
You see? You see? We must be related.
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1025. No. I am a genetically
engineered super spy.
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1026. No. I am a genetically
engineered super spy.
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1027. Ben spent years training us. We do
things that people only dream of doing.
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1028. Ben spent years training us. We do
things that people only dream of doing.
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1029. Yeah. That's what they want you
to think. So you'll do tricks for them.
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1030. Yeah. That's what they want you
to think. So you'll do tricks for them.
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1031. But you, my friend,
are a common, everyday
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1032. But you, my friend,
are a common, everyday
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1033. pet shop guinea pig just like me.
We must have been separated at birth.
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1034. pet shop guinea pig just like me.
We must have been separated at birth.
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1035. But fate has brought us back together,
my brother.
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1036. But fate has brought us back together,
my brother.
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1037. - Don't say that.
- I have a brother.
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1038. - Don't say that.
- I have a brother.
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1039. - Don't say that word.
- I have a brother! Come here, brother.
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1040. - Don't say that word.
- I have a brother! Come here, brother.
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1041. Come here, brother.
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1042. Come here, brother.
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1043. All right. My brother doesn't like hugs.
I'm good with that.
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1044. All right. My brother doesn't like hugs.
I'm good with that.
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1045. I am not your brother.
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1046. I am not your brother.
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1047. Listen. Darwin,
I'm not gonna dress it up, OK?
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1048. Listen. Darwin,
I'm not gonna dress it up, OK?
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1049. I sit here every day
hoping to get adopted, to find family.
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1050. I sit here every day
hoping to get adopted, to find family.
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1051. And now, because of you,
family has found me.
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1052. And now, because of you,
family has found me.
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1053. Hurley, there is no way
that we are related,
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1054. Hurley, there is no way
that we are related,
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1055. so just get that
through your head, OK?
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1056. so just get that
through your head, OK?
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1057. OK. Here we go.
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1058. OK. Here we go.
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1059. Darwin was right.
The file was marked "Clusterstorm. "
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1060. Darwin was right.
The file was marked "Clusterstorm. "
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1061. - Can you open this?
- I don't know.
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1062. - Can you open this?
- I don't know.
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1063. OK, well, we've already seen that.
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1064. OK, well, we've already seen that.
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1065. OK, just unplug the computer.
Unplug. Go, go, go.
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1066. OK, just unplug the computer.
Unplug. Go, go, go.
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1067. - Was that a worm?
- Nope.
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1068. - Was that a worm?
- Nope.
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1069. This PDA is infected
with an extermination virus.
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1070. This PDA is infected
with an extermination virus.
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1071. Yes!
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1072. Yes!
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1073. What is going on in there?
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1074. What is going on in there?
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1075. No, no, no! Not the line, not the line.
Don't cross the line.
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1076. No, no, no! Not the line, not the line.
Don't cross the line.
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1077. Busted.
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1078. Busted.
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1079. Can I offer you something?
A macadamia nut perhaps?
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1080. Can I offer you something?
A macadamia nut perhaps?
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1081. So, this is why I never saw you eat.
Not once in all these years.
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1082. So, this is why I never saw you eat.
Not once in all these years.
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1083. All these treats and you never shared?
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1084. All these treats and you never shared?
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1085. You think I wanted to spend my nights
sneaking out to feed myself?
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1086. You think I wanted to spend my nights
sneaking out to feed myself?
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1087. Starving by day and
praying for night to come
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1088. Starving by day and
praying for night to come
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1089. so I could take a bite without the
threat of you eating everything I have?
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1090. so I could take a bite without the
threat of you eating everything I have?
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1091. You drove me to this!
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1092. You drove me to this!
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1093. My friend Speckles
got crushed in a garbage truck,
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1094. My friend Speckles
got crushed in a garbage truck,
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1095. and you said nothing about this.
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1096. and you said nothing about this.
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1097. I'm outta here.
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1098. I'm outta here.
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1099. - Darwin? I want you to go.
- I am going.
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1100. - Darwin? I want you to go.
- I am going.
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1101. You can't worry about me. You got a job
to do. You can'tjeopardize it for me.
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1102. You can't worry about me. You got a job
to do. You can'tjeopardize it for me.
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1103. - I wasn't going to.
- You're only saying that
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1104. - I wasn't going to.
- You're only saying that
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1105. so I won't have to feel the pain so bad
when you leave.
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1106. so I won't have to feel the pain so bad
when you leave.
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1107. Keep believing that.
Whatever works for you.
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1108. Keep believing that.
Whatever works for you.
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1109. Oh, what a guy. What a guy!
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1110. Oh, what a guy. What a guy!
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1111. - OK, OK. Listen, Hurley.
- You got to go, man.
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1112. - OK, OK. Listen, Hurley.
- You got to go, man.
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1113. - I got to go. You got to let go.
- You got to go.
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1114. - I got to go. You got to let go.
- You got to go.
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1115. - I've got to let go.
- Let go of me.
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1116. - I've got to let go.
- Let go of me.
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1117. - OK.
- OK.
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1118. - OK.
- OK.
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1119. Don't give up the dream.
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1120. Don't give up the dream.
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1121. You're gonna find the family
you're looking for someday.
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1122. You're gonna find the family
you're looking for someday.
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1123. So long.
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1124. So long.
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1125. So long, brother!
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1126. So long, brother!
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1127. I miss him already.
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1128. I miss him already.
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1129. Good luck with the climb back up,
Hurley! The cage is mine!
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1130. Good luck with the climb back up,
Hurley! The cage is mine!
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1131. And it's all true.
My grandfather was a ferret!
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1132. And it's all true.
My grandfather was a ferret!
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1133. Now who's been marked down?
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1134. Now who's been marked down?
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1135. So, there's the North Star,
which means Ben's is east.
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1136. So, there's the North Star,
which means Ben's is east.
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1137. OK, I need to head that way.
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1138. OK, I need to head that way.
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1139. Go back, Hurley.
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1140. Go back, Hurley.
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1141. Fine!
You think I can't make it out here?
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1142. Fine!
You think I can't make it out here?
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1143. You think you're the only one
who can survive in the big bad world?
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1144. You think you're the only one
who can survive in the big bad world?
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1145. Well, the truth is, Hurley is out of
his cage, and it's time to hit the town!
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1146. Well, the truth is, Hurley is out of
his cage, and it's time to hit the town!
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1147. Guinea pigs gone wild!
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1148. Guinea pigs gone wild!
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1149. Yeah!
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1150. Yeah!
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1151. Darwin!
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1152. Darwin!
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1153. Darwin? I saw a cat.
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1154. Darwin? I saw a cat.
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1155. OK, you can come with me
until we find another pet shop.
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1156. OK, you can come with me
until we find another pet shop.
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1157. Thanks, bro. Did I mention
I'm also afraid of the dark?
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1158. Thanks, bro. Did I mention
I'm also afraid of the dark?
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1159. Greetings, Mr. Saber.
I have a status report.
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1160. Greetings, Mr. Saber.
I have a status report.
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1161. You are a brilliant business partner,
Mr. Yanshu.
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1162. You are a brilliant business partner,
Mr. Yanshu.
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1163. But remind me why we call these things
video conferences.
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1164. But remind me why we call these things
video conferences.
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1165. As we've discussed, it's in everyone's
best interest my identity remain hidden.
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1166. As we've discussed, it's in everyone's
best interest my identity remain hidden.
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1167. Project Clusterstorm
is perfectly on course, sir.
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1168. Project Clusterstorm
is perfectly on course, sir.
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1169. Sabersense will activate
in about 19 hours.
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1170. Sabersense will activate
in about 19 hours.
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1171. Why are we spending a large amount
of money tracking space junk?
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1172. Why are we spending a large amount
of money tracking space junk?
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1173. Old satellites. Booster rockets.
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1174. Old satellites. Booster rockets.
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1175. Four million pounds of debris.
And why do we care?
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1176. Four million pounds of debris.
And why do we care?
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1177. The satellites, sir.
Communication systems.
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1178. The satellites, sir.
Communication systems.
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1179. We have to protect them. Integral aspect
of the Sabersense network.
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1180. We have to protect them. Integral aspect
of the Sabersense network.
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1181. We've got a lot riding on this, Yanshu.
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1182. We've got a lot riding on this, Yanshu.
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1183. I've put my trust
in your engineering skills.
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1184. I've put my trust
in your engineering skills.
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1185. - Mooch, is that you?
- Yeah, yeah!
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1186. - Mooch, is that you?
- Yeah, yeah!
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1187. Are the others OK?
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1188. Are the others OK?
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1189. - You know where they are?
- Yeah!
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1190. - You know where they are?
- Yeah!
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1191. You want help with that?
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1192. You want help with that?
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1193. E... I... I...
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1194. E... I... I...
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1195. a...
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1196. a...
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1197. Oh, yeah.
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1198. Oh, yeah.
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1199. Oh, Mooch... You're a genius.
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1200. Oh, Mooch... You're a genius.
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1201. I was so worried about you.
I don't like when my fly is down.
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1202. I was so worried about you.
I don't like when my fly is down.
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1203. Hey, Marcie?
Yeah, it's Ben. I found them.
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1204. Hey, Marcie?
Yeah, it's Ben. I found them.
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1205. I'll be by in ten minutes
to pick you up.
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1206. I'll be by in ten minutes
to pick you up.
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1207. There's the delivery truck from the lab.
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1208. There's the delivery truck from the lab.
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1209. ¿Cómo estás, gentlemen?
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1210. ¿Cómo estás, gentlemen?
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1211. We're looking for some rodents.
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1212. We're looking for some rodents.
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1213. Si, for you or for your children?
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1214. Si, for you or for your children?
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1215. For the government.
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1216. For the government.
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1217. - We're special agents.
- What? Yeah, right.
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1218. - We're special agents.
- What? Yeah, right.
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1219. Are they fugitives
or terrorists or something?
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1220. Are they fugitives
or terrorists or something?
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1221. Just answer the question.
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1222. Just answer the question.
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1223. OK, sorry. I'm just saying, you look
like a regular guinea pig to me.
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1224. OK, sorry. I'm just saying, you look
like a regular guinea pig to me.
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1225. Listen, I told you, I'm a commando
who just happens to be a guinea pig.
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1226. Listen, I told you, I'm a commando
who just happens to be a guinea pig.
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1227. Oh, yeah?
So where's all your fancy spy gear?
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1228. Oh, yeah?
So where's all your fancy spy gear?
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1229. Back at the lab.
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1230. Back at the lab.
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1231. Same lab where I keep
my hot Canadian guinea pig girlfriend?
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1232. Same lab where I keep
my hot Canadian guinea pig girlfriend?
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1233. That's where my stuff is, too.
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1234. That's where my stuff is, too.
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1235. I have a unicorn back there
and a dragon that I ride around.
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1236. I have a unicorn back there
and a dragon that I ride around.
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1237. Look, if you want to stick with me,
stop with the yapping and keep up.
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1238. Look, if you want to stick with me,
stop with the yapping and keep up.
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1239. No can do, bro.
I'm calling a hunger strike.
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1240. No can do, bro.
I'm calling a hunger strike.
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1241. And I am not moving an inch.
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1242. And I am not moving an inch.
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1243. Civilians. Come on, soggy.
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1244. Civilians. Come on, soggy.
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1245. I'm hungry, I'm wet, I'm hungry...
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1246. I'm hungry, I'm wet, I'm hungry...
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1247. Dogs!
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1248. Dogs!
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1249. Dogs. Why does it always
have to be dogs?
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1250. Dogs. Why does it always
have to be dogs?
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1251. All right, MacGyver,
you got any brilliant ideas?
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1252. All right, MacGyver,
you got any brilliant ideas?
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1253. Yeah, I got an idea.
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1254. Yeah, I got an idea.
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1255. - I think we made it.
- Great. How do we stop it?
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1256. - I think we made it.
- Great. How do we stop it?
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1257. Just keep running.
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1258. Just keep running.
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1259. That's not how you stop it!
That's how you make it go!
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1260. That's not how you stop it!
That's how you make it go!
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1261. - Hurley, get your butt outta my face.
- Get your face outta my butt!
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1262. - Hurley, get your butt outta my face.
- Get your face outta my butt!
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1263. So this is what spies do.
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1264. So this is what spies do.
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1265. ¿Cómo estás, chica?
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1266. ¿Cómo estás, chica?
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1267. We're looking for
three guinea pigs and a mole.
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1268. We're looking for
three guinea pigs and a mole.
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1269. Same one as the Feds,
or are yours from a rival militia?
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1270. Same one as the Feds,
or are yours from a rival militia?
Copy !req
1271. Wait, what Feds?
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1272. Wait, what Feds?
Copy !req
1273. Men in Black were here
looking for the same thing.
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1274. Men in Black were here
looking for the same thing.
Copy !req
1275. Wanted to know who had bought them.
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1276. Wanted to know who had bought them.
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1277. And did you tell them?
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1278. And did you tell them?
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1279. No, I refused and we shot it out.
What do you think? It's the Feds!
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1280. No, I refused and we shot it out.
What do you think? It's the Feds!
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1281. Thank you.
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1282. Thank you.
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1283. Mine! The cage is mine!
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1284. Mine! The cage is mine!
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1285. This is gonna be awesome.
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1286. This is gonna be awesome.
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1287. I'm pretty sure this is
animal cruelty, but I love it!
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1288. I'm pretty sure this is
animal cruelty, but I love it!
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1289. Yeah!
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1290. Yeah!
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1291. This wheel doesn't work!
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1292. This wheel doesn't work!
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1293. Strike!
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1294. Strike!
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1295. - Is that all you got?
- Ready to go for the record?
Copy !req
1296. - Is that all you got?
- Ready to go for the record?
Copy !req
1297. Maybe this would be a good time
for you to take your medication!
Copy !req
1298. Maybe this would be a good time
for you to take your medication!
Copy !req
1299. I feel the need... the need for speed!
Copy !req
1300. I feel the need... the need for speed!
Copy !req
1301. Say cheese!
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1302. Say cheese!
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1303. Excuse me! Coming through!
Copy !req
1304. Excuse me! Coming through!
Copy !req
1305. - Yeah!
- Yes!
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1306. - Yeah!
- Yes!
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1307. - That was off the hizz-ook!
- Connor! Take out the trash.
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1308. - That was off the hizz-ook!
- Connor! Take out the trash.
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1309. OK.
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1310. OK.
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1311. - Now!
- I'm coming!
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1312. - Now!
- I'm coming!
Copy !req
1313. What do we have here?
Copy !req
1314. What do we have here?
Copy !req
1315. You, my friend, suck.
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1316. You, my friend, suck.
Copy !req
1317. I'm coming for you, Juarez.
Copy !req
1318. I'm coming for you, Juarez.
Copy !req
1319. That's what I'm talking about!
Copy !req
1320. That's what I'm talking about!
Copy !req
1321. Time for a joyride.
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1322. Time for a joyride.
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1323. Yeah!
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1324. Yeah!
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1325. Get out the road, fool!
Copy !req
1326. Get out the road, fool!
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1327. - Hey!
- Don't become roadkill!
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1328. - Hey!
- Don't become roadkill!
Copy !req
1329. I ain't used to driving stick!
Copy !req
1330. I ain't used to driving stick!
Copy !req
1331. - Not this time!
- Stop it. Stop it! Come back!
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1332. - Not this time!
- Stop it. Stop it! Come back!
Copy !req
1333. I'll come back when you're older
and put you in prison!
Copy !req
1334. I'll come back when you're older
and put you in prison!
Copy !req
1335. - Get over here!
- Don't go anywhere.
Copy !req
1336. - Get over here!
- Don't go anywhere.
Copy !req
1337. - I'll be right back.
- Finally!
Copy !req
1338. - I'll be right back.
- Finally!
Copy !req
1339. - Juarez, Juarez! Where are you?
- Connor, get him!
Copy !req
1340. - Juarez, Juarez! Where are you?
- Connor, get him!
Copy !req
1341. I have to save his fur again?
Copy !req
1342. I have to save his fur again?
Copy !req
1343. Juarez?
Copy !req
1344. Juarez?
Copy !req
1345. Juarez!
Copy !req
1346. Juarez!
Copy !req
1347. Yeah!
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1348. Yeah!
Copy !req
1349. I got you!
Copy !req
1350. I got you!
Copy !req
1351. Why are you dressed like
"Guinea Pig Barbie?"
Copy !req
1352. Why are you dressed like
"Guinea Pig Barbie?"
Copy !req
1353. One more word and I'll turn you
into a small side of bacon.
Copy !req
1354. One more word and I'll turn you
into a small side of bacon.
Copy !req
1355. Well, you are sizzling hot!
Copy !req
1356. Well, you are sizzling hot!
Copy !req
1357. Connor!
Copy !req
1358. Connor!
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1359. Get this off of me!
Copy !req
1360. Get this off of me!
Copy !req
1361. Don't need that, or that, or that!
Copy !req
1362. Don't need that, or that, or that!
Copy !req
1363. - Although, maybe this can stay.
- Juarez, you are fine china!
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1364. - Although, maybe this can stay.
- Juarez, you are fine china!
Copy !req
1365. What exactly are we doing, anyway?
Copy !req
1366. What exactly are we doing, anyway?
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1367. Two days ago, my team embarked on a
mission. Today, I'm gonna finish it.
Copy !req
1368. Two days ago, my team embarked on a
mission. Today, I'm gonna finish it.
Copy !req
1369. My brother's a loon!
I love him, but he's...
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1370. My brother's a loon!
I love him, but he's...
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1371. Cake! Did I tell you I love cake?
I've heard of places like this!
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1372. Cake! Did I tell you I love cake?
I've heard of places like this!
Copy !req
1373. They sell something called "layer cake!"
Copy !req
1374. They sell something called "layer cake!"
Copy !req
1375. It's not just one cake,
it's many, in layers!
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1376. It's not just one cake,
it's many, in layers!
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1377. Often up to six!
It is the Holy Grail of human food!
Copy !req
1378. Often up to six!
It is the Holy Grail of human food!
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1379. I can't believe you're getting
so excited about cake. Coffeemaker!
Copy !req
1380. I can't believe you're getting
so excited about cake. Coffeemaker!
Copy !req
1381. That's the same coffeemaker
that was on the Clusterstorm file.
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1382. That's the same coffeemaker
that was on the Clusterstorm file.
Copy !req
1383. Hurley, I got to check out
that coffeemaker. Stay close.
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1384. Hurley, I got to check out
that coffeemaker. Stay close.
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1385. Fifty billion rodents in the world,
and I get stuck with this guy.
Copy !req
1386. Fifty billion rodents in the world,
and I get stuck with this guy.
Copy !req
1387. I hope you're keeping track
of all these parts.
Copy !req
1388. I hope you're keeping track
of all these parts.
Copy !req
1389. Don't watch me. Watch my back.
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1390. Don't watch me. Watch my back.
Copy !req
1391. Right now, you're my eyes and ears.
Just act natural.
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1392. Right now, you're my eyes and ears.
Just act natural.
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1393. - OK. Sure.
- Look, Daddy!
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1394. - OK. Sure.
- Look, Daddy!
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1395. Hi, there. Hi.
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1396. Hi, there. Hi.
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1397. - That wasn't very convincing.
- Hurley, do you know what this is?
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1398. - That wasn't very convincing.
- Hurley, do you know what this is?
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1399. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
it's called vandalism.
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1400. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
it's called vandalism.
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1401. This is a military grade,
multiple array transceiver
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1402. This is a military grade,
multiple array transceiver
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1403. developed for the military's
Unmanned Weapons Program.
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1404. developed for the military's
Unmanned Weapons Program.
Copy !req
1405. Sorry, I tuned out there.
What were you saying?
Copy !req
1406. Sorry, I tuned out there.
What were you saying?
Copy !req
1407. I gotta get this chip back to Ben's.
Copy !req
1408. I gotta get this chip back to Ben's.
Copy !req
1409. OK, that's weird.
Copy !req
1410. OK, that's weird.
Copy !req
1411. Hurley, duck!
Copy !req
1412. Hurley, duck!
Copy !req
1413. Stay down!
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1414. Stay down!
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1415. I've heard coffee's bad for you,
but this is ridiculous!
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1416. I've heard coffee's bad for you,
but this is ridiculous!
Copy !req
1417. Come on, move it!
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1418. Come on, move it!
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1419. - Why are we stopping?
- We're gonna fight it.
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1420. - Why are we stopping?
- We're gonna fight it.
Copy !req
1421. We're gonna do what?
Copy !req
1422. We're gonna do what?
Copy !req
1423. We have to get that chip.
Copy !req
1424. We have to get that chip.
Copy !req
1425. Good luck with that!
Copy !req
1426. Good luck with that!
Copy !req
1427. - Suck in your gut!
- I am!
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1428. - Suck in your gut!
- I am!
Copy !req
1429. Darwin!
Copy !req
1430. Darwin!
Copy !req
1431. Hang on, Hurley!
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1432. Hang on, Hurley!
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1433. Yippee-ki-yay, coffeemaker!
Copy !req
1434. Yippee-ki-yay, coffeemaker!
Copy !req
1435. Watch out, bro!
Copy !req
1436. Watch out, bro!
Copy !req
1437. You want some of this,
you overgrown can opener?
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1438. You want some of this,
you overgrown can opener?
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1439. Don't think the warranty
is gonna cover that.
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1440. Don't think the warranty
is gonna cover that.
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1441. Oh, brother. I thought I lost you there.
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1442. Oh, brother. I thought I lost you there.
Copy !req
1443. OK, thanks Hurley! Boundaries!
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1444. OK, thanks Hurley! Boundaries!
Copy !req
1445. Talk about a killer cappuccino.
What is this thing?
Copy !req
1446. Talk about a killer cappuccino.
What is this thing?
Copy !req
1447. This is Clusterstorm.
Copy !req
1448. This is Clusterstorm.
Copy !req
1449. Saber must be weaponizing
his entire line of appliances.
Copy !req
1450. Saber must be weaponizing
his entire line of appliances.
Copy !req
1451. We have to get this back to Ben's.
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1452. We have to get this back to Ben's.
Copy !req
1453. How are we gonna do that?
Copy !req
1454. How are we gonna do that?
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1455. Hey, bro? You have to admit,
we make a pretty sweet team.
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1456. Hey, bro? You have to admit,
we make a pretty sweet team.
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1457. I could get used to all this
secret agent stuff
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1458. I could get used to all this
secret agent stuff
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1459. if you're ever looking
for a new recruit.
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1460. if you're ever looking
for a new recruit.
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1461. Hurley, just be quiet and lean right.
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1462. Hurley, just be quiet and lean right.
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1463. Look who I found out back.
Copy !req
1464. Look who I found out back.
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1465. - Blaster! Juarez!
- Darwin! You made it.
Copy !req
1466. - Blaster! Juarez!
- Darwin! You made it.
Copy !req
1467. - Hurley, what are you doing here?
- Hey, guys!
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1468. - Hurley, what are you doing here?
- Hey, guys!
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1469. Hurley, up high. Down low. Too slow.
Copy !req
1470. Hurley, up high. Down low. Too slow.
Copy !req
1471. Wait a minute. Where's Speckles?
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1472. Wait a minute. Where's Speckles?
Copy !req
1473. Speckles didn't make it.
Copy !req
1474. Speckles didn't make it.
Copy !req
1475. - What do you mean, he didn't make it?
- He was gonna break out
Copy !req
1476. - What do you mean, he didn't make it?
- He was gonna break out
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1477. and engineer our escape,
but then the mission went bad.
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1478. and engineer our escape,
but then the mission went bad.
Copy !req
1479. He got crushed in a garbage truck.
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1480. He got crushed in a garbage truck.
Copy !req
1481. - Speckles. Jeez.
- He sacrificed himself for us.
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1482. - Speckles. Jeez.
- He sacrificed himself for us.
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1483. This is all my fault.
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1484. This is all my fault.
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1485. Ben, there's nothing you could've done.
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1486. Ben, there's nothing you could've done.
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1487. No, I could've told you the truth
ofwho you really are.
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1488. No, I could've told you the truth
ofwho you really are.
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1489. Darwin, I misled you.
Copy !req
1490. Darwin, I misled you.
Copy !req
1491. The truth is,
you're not genetically engineered.
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1492. The truth is,
you're not genetically engineered.
Copy !req
1493. Any of you.
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1494. Any of you.
Copy !req
1495. I should've never... should've never
sent you out into the field. It's...
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1496. I should've never... should've never
sent you out into the field. It's...
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1497. So we are not special at all?
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1498. So we are not special at all?
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1499. No engineering? No enhancements?
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1500. No engineering? No enhancements?
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1501. We're just common, ordinary rodents?
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1502. We're just common, ordinary rodents?
Copy !req
1503. I wanted you guys to think of yourselves
as more than just balls of fur
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1504. I wanted you guys to think of yourselves
as more than just balls of fur
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1505. waiting for your next pellet.
Copy !req
1506. waiting for your next pellet.
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1507. Well, maybe you can
explain that to Speckles.
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1508. Well, maybe you can
explain that to Speckles.
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1509. Ben, we need to know.
Tell us who we are.
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1510. Ben, we need to know.
Tell us who we are.
Copy !req
1511. OK, you guys want to know?
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1512. OK, you guys want to know?
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1513. Juarez, we rescued you at a
roadside tapas stand in the Pyrenees.
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1514. Juarez, we rescued you at a
roadside tapas stand in the Pyrenees.
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1515. I guess there you're some kind of,
you know, delicacy.
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1516. I guess there you're some kind of,
you know, delicacy.
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1517. Blaster, we found you
at a cosmetics company.
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1518. Blaster, we found you
at a cosmetics company.
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1519. They were testing, you know, some kind
of hair gel for allergic reactions.
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1520. They were testing, you know, some kind
of hair gel for allergic reactions.
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1521. And Speckles we found...
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1522. And Speckles we found...
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1523. you know, right before his
home was dug out to build a golf course.
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1524. you know, right before his
home was dug out to build a golf course.
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1525. And, Darwin, I...
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1526. And, Darwin, I...
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1527. I purchased you at a pet store.
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1528. I purchased you at a pet store.
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1529. Your parents abandoned you
because you were the runt of the litter.
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1530. Your parents abandoned you
because you were the runt of the litter.
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1531. I was a runt? What do you mean?
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1532. I was a runt? What do you mean?
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1533. I never even had a chance.
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1534. I never even had a chance.
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1535. This is Carter.
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1536. This is Carter.
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1537. OK, we're on it.
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1538. OK, we're on it.
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1539. Dispatch just got a report of two giant
hamsters riding a skateboard on Pacific.
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1540. Dispatch just got a report of two giant
hamsters riding a skateboard on Pacific.
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1541. Let's finish this.
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1542. Let's finish this.
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1543. You were right all along. I am just an
average, everyday pet store guinea pig.
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1544. You were right all along. I am just an
average, everyday pet store guinea pig.
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1545. Since when did you
start listening to me?
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1546. Since when did you
start listening to me?
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1547. My parents didn't even want me.
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1548. My parents didn't even want me.
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1549. Look, Darwin, you saved us from
the dogs, you defeated the Terminator,
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1550. Look, Darwin, you saved us from
the dogs, you defeated the Terminator,
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1551. read the stars like a map
and got us here.
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1552. read the stars like a map
and got us here.
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1553. I couldn't have done any of that.
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1554. I couldn't have done any of that.
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1555. Do you have any idea how many guinea
pigs could've done all those things?
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1556. Do you have any idea how many guinea
pigs could've done all those things?
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1557. I mean, literally, like three.
And they're all in this room.
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1558. I mean, literally, like three.
And they're all in this room.
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1559. Yeah, you're right.
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1560. Yeah, you're right.
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1561. I may not be genetically engineered,
but I'm no house pet, either.
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1562. I may not be genetically engineered,
but I'm no house pet, either.
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1563. Hey team, come over here. Listen up.
What Ben did was right.
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1564. Hey team, come over here. Listen up.
What Ben did was right.
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1565. He wanted us to believe in ourselves.
And we did believe.
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1566. He wanted us to believe in ourselves.
And we did believe.
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1567. We still have our training,
our abilities.
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1568. We still have our training,
our abilities.
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1569. Blaster, you're a graduate
of West Point.
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1570. Blaster, you're a graduate
of West Point.
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1571. Yeah, correspondence course.
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1572. Yeah, correspondence course.
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1573. Yeah, whatever. And Juarez, how many
hours have you put in on that simulator?
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1574. Yeah, whatever. And Juarez, how many
hours have you put in on that simulator?
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1575. Two hundred... thousand.
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1576. Two hundred... thousand.
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1577. I helped with the tire!
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1578. I helped with the tire!
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1579. We may be guinea pigs,
but we're not ordinary. We're special.
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1580. We may be guinea pigs,
but we're not ordinary. We're special.
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1581. I still believe in us,
even if nobody else does.
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1582. I still believe in us,
even if nobody else does.
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1583. I believe.
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1584. I believe.
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1585. I've always believed.
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1586. I've always believed.
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1587. Ben, we don't have much time.
That coffeemaker's no coffeemaker.
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1588. Ben, we don't have much time.
That coffeemaker's no coffeemaker.
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1589. When I tried to disconnect this chip,
it came alive and it attacked us.
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1590. When I tried to disconnect this chip,
it came alive and it attacked us.
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1591. It was so gnarly!
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1592. It was so gnarly!
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1593. If I hadn't been there to take
cover fire for Darwin, who knows...
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1594. If I hadn't been there to take
cover fire for Darwin, who knows...
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1595. The Sabersense microchip
caused it to transform.
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1596. The Sabersense microchip
caused it to transform.
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1597. Ben, Sabersense and Clusterstorm
are the same thing.
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1598. Ben, Sabersense and Clusterstorm
are the same thing.
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1599. And if every Saber product
in the world has that chip,
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1600. And if every Saber product
in the world has that chip,
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1601. that means that every appliance on Earth
is gonna be a killing machine.
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1602. that means that every appliance on Earth
is gonna be a killing machine.
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1603. Guys...
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1604. Guys...
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1605. Sabersense launches in... 30 minutes.
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1606. Sabersense launches in... 30 minutes.
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1607. I tried to access the
Clusterstorm file on your PDA,
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1608. I tried to access the
Clusterstorm file on your PDA,
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1609. but Saber, he protected it
with some nasty virus.
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1610. but Saber, he protected it
with some nasty virus.
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1611. I mean, I'm a little bit at a loss.
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1612. I mean, I'm a little bit at a loss.
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1613. Sorry to interrupt. Quick question.
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1614. Sorry to interrupt. Quick question.
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1615. If that little thingamabob
is all that, like you say it is,
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1616. If that little thingamabob
is all that, like you say it is,
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1617. why don't you just use that
to destroy Saber's mainframe?
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1618. why don't you just use that
to destroy Saber's mainframe?
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1619. I'll go back in the box. Oh, pepperoni!
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1620. I'll go back in the box. Oh, pepperoni!
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1621. - That could work. That could work!
- OK, let's do this!
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1622. - That could work. That could work!
- OK, let's do this!
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1623. Wait a second.
We don't have our equipment.
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1624. Wait a second.
We don't have our equipment.
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1625. Well, that's not entirely true.
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1626. Well, that's not entirely true.
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1627. This is a little prototype
I've been working on
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1628. This is a little prototype
I've been working on
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1629. called the Rapid Deployment Vehicle.
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1630. called the Rapid Deployment Vehicle.
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1631. She'll do 65
with the throttle wide open.
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1632. She'll do 65
with the throttle wide open.
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1633. And, Blaster, it has a rocking stereo.
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1634. And, Blaster, it has a rocking stereo.
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1635. That's what's up! Pimp my ride!
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1636. That's what's up! Pimp my ride!
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1637. All right, we got gear.
And we know our mission.
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1638. All right, we got gear.
And we know our mission.
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1639. Infiltrate Saber's mansion,
locate the main network core
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1640. Infiltrate Saber's mansion,
locate the main network core
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1641. and dock this infected PDA.
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1642. and dock this infected PDA.
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1643. Bring down big mama with baby disease.
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1644. Bring down big mama with baby disease.
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1645. I don't know what that means.
But, yeah, that's good.
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1646. I don't know what that means.
But, yeah, that's good.
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1647. Here are the keys.
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1648. Here are the keys.
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1649. - Don't scratch it.
- All right. This is for Speckles.
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1650. - Don't scratch it.
- All right. This is for Speckles.
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1651. Dr. Kendall, we know you're in there!
Open the door!
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1652. Dr. Kendall, we know you're in there!
Open the door!
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1653. Everybody, into the RDV!
You, too, Hurley. Move it!
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1654. Everybody, into the RDV!
You, too, Hurley. Move it!
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1655. Shotgun!
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1656. Shotgun!
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1657. Open the door, or we'll open it for you!
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1658. Open the door, or we'll open it for you!
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1659. Hold on.
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1660. Hold on.
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1661. Don't these fools
know we're on the same team?
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1662. Don't these fools
know we're on the same team?
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1663. - Juarez, plot us a course to Saber's.
- I'm on it.
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1664. - Juarez, plot us a course to Saber's.
- I'm on it.
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1665. - Go, go, go!
- I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
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1666. - Go, go, go!
- I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
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1667. Mooch, we need eyes in the sky.
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1668. Mooch, we need eyes in the sky.
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1669. Call for backup.
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1670. Call for backup.
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1671. Tell them we're in pursuit of three
guinea pigs driving mobile spheres.
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1672. Tell them we're in pursuit of three
guinea pigs driving mobile spheres.
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1673. OK!
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1674. OK!
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1675. Actually, could you make that call?
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1676. Actually, could you make that call?
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1677. My stomach doesn't do well
with action-adventure.
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1678. My stomach doesn't do well
with action-adventure.
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1679. Hurley, don't you dare.
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1680. Hurley, don't you dare.
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1681. Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting.
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1682. Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting.
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1683. - I can't breathe.
- Roll down the window.
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1684. - I can't breathe.
- Roll down the window.
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1685. - These things don't have windows!
- That's real professional, guys.
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1686. - These things don't have windows!
- That's real professional, guys.
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1687. Mooch, where's that recon?
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1688. Mooch, where's that recon?
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1689. - OK, here come the bad guys.
- Better have their "A" game.
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1690. - OK, here come the bad guys.
- Better have their "A" game.
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1691. - Yeah!
- Mommy!
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1692. - Yeah!
- Mommy!
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1693. Where's that backup?
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1694. Where's that backup?
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1695. - May I ask why we're chasing rodents?
- No, you may not.
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1696. - May I ask why we're chasing rodents?
- No, you may not.
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1697. OK, you can just
let me out at the next corner.
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1698. OK, you can just
let me out at the next corner.
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1699. We got three party crashers on our tail.
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1700. We got three party crashers on our tail.
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1701. - Hurry up! You're losing them!
- They're boxing us in!
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1702. - Hurry up! You're losing them!
- They're boxing us in!
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1703. - Yeah, I got 'em, I got 'em.
- Maybe they want to adopt us!
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1704. - Yeah, I got 'em, I got 'em.
- Maybe they want to adopt us!
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1705. Not likely, Hurley. Hold on, guys!
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1706. Not likely, Hurley. Hold on, guys!
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1707. - Let's just crush 'em!
- Unlock it and rock it. Now!
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1708. - Let's just crush 'em!
- Unlock it and rock it. Now!
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1709. - Time to divide and conquer.
- See ya!
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1710. - Time to divide and conquer.
- See ya!
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1711. - Oh, yeah! Come and get me!
- Where'd he go?
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1712. - Oh, yeah! Come and get me!
- Where'd he go?
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1713. - How low can you go?
- There he goes! Under the trailer!
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1714. - How low can you go?
- There he goes! Under the trailer!
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1715. Little is the new big!
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1716. Little is the new big!
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1717. Bye-bye, bipeds! Smell you later!
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1718. Bye-bye, bipeds! Smell you later!
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1719. - I want to go back to the pet store!
- You might want to buckle up.
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1720. - I want to go back to the pet store!
- You might want to buckle up.
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1721. He paid for undercoating.
What a sucker!
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1722. He paid for undercoating.
What a sucker!
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1723. Let's see if it protects him from this.
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1724. Let's see if it protects him from this.
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1725. - Hey, what's that?
- This is my little friend.
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1726. - Hey, what's that?
- This is my little friend.
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1727. - Say hello.
- Hello!
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1728. - Say hello.
- Hello!
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1729. And goodbye!
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1730. And goodbye!
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1731. Better hang on to your lunch!
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1732. Better hang on to your lunch!
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1733. Did we win?
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1734. Did we win?
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1735. This is Unit Two. We lost them.
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1736. This is Unit Two. We lost them.
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1737. How? You're driving a V-8. They're
rolling around in little plastic balls.
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1738. How? You're driving a V-8. They're
rolling around in little plastic balls.
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1739. This one's not getting away from me!
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1740. This one's not getting away from me!
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1741. Darwin, I need some help here.
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1742. Darwin, I need some help here.
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1743. Mooch, I need a visual on Juarez.
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1744. Mooch, I need a visual on Juarez.
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1745. - I can't get these guys off my tail.
- We don't have tails.
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1746. - I can't get these guys off my tail.
- We don't have tails.
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1747. Hang on, Juarez. Hurley, we're
going to the fair. Blaster, hard right.
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1748. Hang on, Juarez. Hurley, we're
going to the fair. Blaster, hard right.
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1749. All right, Juarez.
Let's take it to the house!
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1750. All right, Juarez.
Let's take it to the house!
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1751. OK, I'm taking the lead.
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1752. OK, I'm taking the lead.
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1753. - You're scaring me!
- Shut it, Carter!
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1754. - You're scaring me!
- Shut it, Carter!
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1755. Here's that box of M-80s.
Careful with these.
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1756. Here's that box of M-80s.
Careful with these.
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1757. - You're driving angry!
- Yes, I am!
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1758. - You're driving angry!
- Yes, I am!
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1759. Come here, you little rodent.
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1760. Come here, you little rodent.
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1761. Carl, look out! Look out!
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1762. Carl, look out! Look out!
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1763. Let's let 'em go,
let's let 'em go! Look out!
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1764. Let's let 'em go,
let's let 'em go! Look out!
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1765. - This is so festive!
- This is crazy. This is crazy!
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1766. - This is so festive!
- This is crazy. This is crazy!
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1767. These are good seats!
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1768. These are good seats!
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1769. I'm gonna flatten this little varmint!
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1770. I'm gonna flatten this little varmint!
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1771. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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1772. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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1773. Look out! Look out!
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1774. Look out! Look out!
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1775. How you doing?
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1776. How you doing?
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1777. Don't try this at home, kids!
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1778. Don't try this at home, kids!
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1779. That was great! Let's do it again.
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1780. That was great! Let's do it again.
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1781. Face it, Trigstad.
You just got out-driven by gophers.
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1782. Face it, Trigstad.
You just got out-driven by gophers.
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1783. - Guys, I'm going in.
- Hurley, suck in your gut.
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1784. - Guys, I'm going in.
- Hurley, suck in your gut.
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1785. Blaster, I need to
tell you something about Juarez.
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1786. Blaster, I need to
tell you something about Juarez.
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1787. You have nothing to worry about.
She's not interested in me.
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1788. You have nothing to worry about.
She's not interested in me.
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1789. - She told you that?
- Yeah. She really wants you...
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1790. - She told you that?
- Yeah. She really wants you...
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1791. She's trying to make you more interested
in her by acting disinterested.
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1792. She's trying to make you more interested
in her by acting disinterested.
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1793. Yeah, well maybe
she told you she wants me
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1794. Yeah, well maybe
she told you she wants me
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1795. in order to look not interested in you,
which makes you more interested in her.
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1796. in order to look not interested in you,
which makes you more interested in her.
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1797. Interesting.
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1798. Interesting.
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1799. Members of the Saberling inner sanctum,
my co-conspirators in this endeavour,
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1800. Members of the Saberling inner sanctum,
my co-conspirators in this endeavour,
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1801. are we ready to dominate?
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1802. are we ready to dominate?
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1803. Are we ready to change the world?
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1804. Are we ready to change the world?
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1805. - Go, go, go, go!
- Geronimo!
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1806. - Go, go, go, go!
- Geronimo!
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1807. Hurley, this is our exfil. It's very
important that you stand guard.
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1808. Hurley, this is our exfil. It's very
important that you stand guard.
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1809. Whatever you do, don't leave this spot.
We're counting on you.
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1810. Whatever you do, don't leave this spot.
We're counting on you.
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1811. OK, OK. Got it.
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1812. OK, OK. Got it.
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1813. Hey, does this mean
I'm part of the team?
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1814. Hey, does this mean
I'm part of the team?
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1815. There's the network core.
Behind the glass.
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1816. There's the network core.
Behind the glass.
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1817. Look! We can gain access
through that panel.
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1818. Look! We can gain access
through that panel.
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1819. OK, follow me.
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1820. OK, follow me.
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1821. - Hold up, guys.
- What is it?
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1822. - Hold up, guys.
- What is it?
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1823. It's a tripwire.
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1824. It's a tripwire.
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1825. It's a booby trap.
Don't touch it, or this place'll blow.
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1826. It's a booby trap.
Don't touch it, or this place'll blow.
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1827. Tick, tick, boom.
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1828. Tick, tick, boom.
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1829. I don't think anybody'll mind
if I check the perimeter.
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1830. I don't think anybody'll mind
if I check the perimeter.
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1831. As I press this button,
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1832. As I press this button,
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1833. we move forward
to a brave new world order
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1834. we move forward
to a brave new world order
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1835. owned and operated by Saberling.
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1836. owned and operated by Saberling.
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1837. We're too late.
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1838. We're too late.
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1839. We can still stop it if we download the
virus into Saber's computer. Let's go.
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1840. We can still stop it if we download the
virus into Saber's computer. Let's go.
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1841. Cherries.
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1842. Cherries.
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1843. Cake! Oh, you're so beautiful!
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1844. Cake! Oh, you're so beautiful!
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1845. Oh, come to Papa!
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1846. Oh, come to Papa!
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1847. It's all Saber, sir.
Is this enough probable cause?
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1848. It's all Saber, sir.
Is this enough probable cause?
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1849. Eyewitnesses report
common household appliances
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1850. Eyewitnesses report
common household appliances
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1851. - coming to life and chasing people...
- Those are Saberling appliances!
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1852. - coming to life and chasing people...
- Those are Saberling appliances!
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1853. But they're just supposed to
communicate with each other.
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1854. But they're just supposed to
communicate with each other.
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1855. - Bravo, Echo! Go! Go!
- Spread out!
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1856. - Bravo, Echo! Go! Go!
- Spread out!
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1857. What is that thing?
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1858. What is that thing?
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1859. It's heading for the tripwire.
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1860. It's heading for the tripwire.
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1861. - It's got Hurley!
- Oh, hey guys!
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1862. - It's got Hurley!
- Oh, hey guys!
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1863. - What's it doing?
- Peppers. Casserole.
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1864. - What's it doing?
- Peppers. Casserole.
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1865. It's trying to figure out
how long to cook him.
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1866. It's trying to figure out
how long to cook him.
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1867. Cook me? Get me out of here!
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1868. Cook me? Get me out of here!
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1869. - Move it, Blaster!
- I don't want to be an appetizer!
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1870. - Move it, Blaster!
- I don't want to be an appetizer!
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1871. - We got to save him!
- Get me out!
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1872. - We got to save him!
- Get me out!
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1873. Let's go to Plan B!
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1874. Let's go to Plan B!
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1875. - Blaster, immobilize that thing!
- I'm on it!
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1876. - Blaster, immobilize that thing!
- I'm on it!
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1877. - Don't let it hit the tripwire!
- I want to go home!
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1878. - Don't let it hit the tripwire!
- I want to go home!
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1879. Soup. Eggs. Beef.
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1880. Soup. Eggs. Beef.
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1881. - Oh, man! It's packing a toaster!
- Broccoli.
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1882. - Oh, man! It's packing a toaster!
- Broccoli.
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1883. All teams, go, go!
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1884. All teams, go, go!
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1885. Why is this happening?
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1886. Why is this happening?
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1887. This wasn't the plan!
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1888. This wasn't the plan!
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1889. - Saber, what's going on?
- Get us out of here!
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1890. - Saber, what's going on?
- Get us out of here!
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1891. Take Saber down to the command truck!
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1892. Take Saber down to the command truck!
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1893. Bacon. Carrot. Soup.
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1894. Bacon. Carrot. Soup.
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1895. - Hurley, don't be scared.
- I'm not a chicken.
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1896. - Hurley, don't be scared.
- I'm not a chicken.
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1897. Chicken. Match.
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1898. Chicken. Match.
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1899. Not even close!
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1900. Not even close!
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1901. - Come on, Hurley!
- Just a little piece of cake!
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1902. - Come on, Hurley!
- Just a little piece of cake!
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1903. - Didn't drop the cake.
- Hurley, let's go!
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1904. - Didn't drop the cake.
- Hurley, let's go!
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1905. Hunk ofjunk!
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1906. Hunk ofjunk!
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1907. It's gonna hit the tripwire!
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1908. It's gonna hit the tripwire!
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1909. - Run for cover!
- Darwin, jump!
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1910. - Run for cover!
- Darwin, jump!
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1911. No!
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1912. No!
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1913. Are you OK? We can't get through.
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1914. Are you OK? We can't get through.
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1915. I'm all right. I'm gonna keep going.
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1916. I'm all right. I'm gonna keep going.
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1917. Not without us. No way.
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1918. Not without us. No way.
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1919. There's no time.
I've got to take down the network core.
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1920. There's no time.
I've got to take down the network core.
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1921. Hurley, I told you
stay put and guard the exfil.
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1922. Hurley, I told you
stay put and guard the exfil.
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1923. Didn't I tell you that?
I thought I could depend on you.
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1924. Didn't I tell you that?
I thought I could depend on you.
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1925. All right. Now let's huddle up.
Come on. Here's to the team.
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1926. All right. Now let's huddle up.
Come on. Here's to the team.
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1927. Good luck, Darwin.
We'll find another way through.
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1928. Good luck, Darwin.
We'll find another way through.
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1929. OK, this is good. Over there.
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1930. OK, this is good. Over there.
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1931. Marcie, let's go.
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1932. Marcie, let's go.
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1933. I find it hard to believe
you've got nothing to do with this.
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1934. I find it hard to believe
you've got nothing to do with this.
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1935. You have to believe me.
I don't know what's going on.
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1936. You have to believe me.
I don't know what's going on.
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1937. I only wanted to be the biggest
appliance manufacturer in the world.
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1938. I only wanted to be the biggest
appliance manufacturer in the world.
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1939. What do you want?
I got major problems here.
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1940. What do you want?
I got major problems here.
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1941. There's your problem. The transmission's
coming off the core of his computer.
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1942. There's your problem. The transmission's
coming off the core of his computer.
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1943. - G-Force went in to shut it down.
- G-Force?
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1944. - G-Force went in to shut it down.
- G-Force?
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1945. You sent those gophers in
without my authorization?
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1946. You sent those gophers in
without my authorization?
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1947. Sir, I'm picking up a video feed.
It's one of ours.
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1948. Sir, I'm picking up a video feed.
It's one of ours.
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1949. Let's see it.
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1950. Let's see it.
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1951. - What in the heck is that?
- That's Darwin.
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1952. - What in the heck is that?
- That's Darwin.
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1953. You say that like it's a good thing.
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1954. You say that like it's a good thing.
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1955. What's he gonna do,
gnaw his way out of there?
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1956. What's he gonna do,
gnaw his way out of there?
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1957. He's gonna insert a virus into
the core and take down the network.
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1958. He's gonna insert a virus into
the core and take down the network.
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1959. - Hello, Darwin.
- Speckles, you're alive.
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1960. - Hello, Darwin.
- Speckles, you're alive.
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1961. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair.
Where is he?
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1962. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair.
Where is he?
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1963. I am the bad guy.
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1964. I am the bad guy.
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1965. What? You really think I let myself
get killed in a garbage truck?
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1966. What? You really think I let myself
get killed in a garbage truck?
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1967. Well, I hid in a soup can.
Rode it all the way to the city dump.
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1968. Well, I hid in a soup can.
Rode it all the way to the city dump.
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1969. And it was stinky.
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1970. And it was stinky.
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1971. - Speckles?
- I can't believe the mole was the mole.
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1972. - Speckles?
- I can't believe the mole was the mole.
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1973. Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.
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1974. Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.
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1975. - No.
- Business associate of Leonard Saber.
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1976. - No.
- Business associate of Leonard Saber.
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1977. You tricked Saber
into helping you build Clusterstorm?
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1978. You tricked Saber
into helping you build Clusterstorm?
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1979. How could you do this to us?
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1980. How could you do this to us?
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1981. I thought we were friends.
I put my life on the line for you.
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1982. I thought we were friends.
I put my life on the line for you.
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1983. Yanshu was in my basement
this whole time?
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1984. Yanshu was in my basement
this whole time?
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1985. And he wasn't a man. He was a mole.
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1986. And he wasn't a man. He was a mole.
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1987. "Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole.
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1988. "Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole.
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1989. Sabersense was just a cover.
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1990. Sabersense was just a cover.
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1991. I created an army of robotic appliances,
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1992. I created an army of robotic appliances,
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1993. and they created an array of
giant electromagnetic nodes...
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1994. and they created an array of
giant electromagnetic nodes...
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1995. Nodes capable of pulling down all
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1996. Nodes capable of pulling down all
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1997. the space junk orbiting the planet,
and driving every human underground.
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1998. the space junk orbiting the planet,
and driving every human underground.
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1999. - So, what do you think?
- You've betrayed us. You!
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2000. - So, what do you think?
- You've betrayed us. You!
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2001. - You sabotaged our presentation.
- Extermination virus. Nasty stuff.
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2002. - You sabotaged our presentation.
- Extermination virus. Nasty stuff.
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2003. Speckles, why?
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2004. Speckles, why?
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2005. You ever Google the word "mole", Darwin?
Three million entries.
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2006. You ever Google the word "mole", Darwin?
Three million entries.
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2007. Not on how to care for 'em,
or love 'em, or pet 'em. No!
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2008. Not on how to care for 'em,
or love 'em, or pet 'em. No!
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2009. Three million entries
on how to exterminate them!
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2010. Three million entries
on how to exterminate them!
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2011. The humans came and destroyed
our home... destroyed our home.
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2012. The humans came and destroyed
our home... destroyed our home.
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2013. Son, if you ever get the chance
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2014. Son, if you ever get the chance
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2015. to bring mankind to its knees... do it.
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2016. to bring mankind to its knees... do it.
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2017. They showed us no mercy, Darwin.
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2018. They showed us no mercy, Darwin.
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2019. Well, now it's my turn
to do a little pest control.
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2020. Well, now it's my turn
to do a little pest control.
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2021. If you'll excuse me... it's showtime.
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2022. If you'll excuse me... it's showtime.
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2023. Going up!
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2024. Going up!
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2025. He's created some kind of monster.
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2026. He's created some kind of monster.
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2027. I think I'll stay here
and guard the exfil.
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2028. I think I'll stay here
and guard the exfil.
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2029. - What's our plan?
- Stop Speckles and save the world.
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2030. - What's our plan?
- Stop Speckles and save the world.
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2031. That's more of a goal than a plan.
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2032. That's more of a goal than a plan.
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2033. It's working! Look out!
I'm feeling ten feet tall.
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2034. It's working! Look out!
I'm feeling ten feet tall.
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2035. No place like home.
There's no place like home.
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2036. No place like home.
There's no place like home.
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2037. That'll leave a mark.
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2038. That'll leave a mark.
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2039. Come on! We got to
get up there and stop Speckles.
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2040. Come on! We got to
get up there and stop Speckles.
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2041. How big is this thing going to get?
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2042. How big is this thing going to get?
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2043. You humans stole my home!
Now I will steal yours.
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2044. You humans stole my home!
Now I will steal yours.
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2045. Look out!
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2046. Look out!
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2047. Something is missing. Oh, I know!
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2048. Something is missing. Oh, I know!
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2049. Incoming!
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2050. Incoming!
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2051. Just like humans.
Bringing guns to a space junk fight.
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2052. Just like humans.
Bringing guns to a space junk fight.
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2053. - Darwin!
- Speckles, shut this down, now!
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2054. - Darwin!
- Speckles, shut this down, now!
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2055. - No.
- Then I'll shut you down.
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2056. - No.
- Then I'll shut you down.
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2057. I have no quarrel with you, Darwin,
but mankind must pay.
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2058. I have no quarrel with you, Darwin,
but mankind must pay.
Copy !req
2059. You know I can't let you do that.
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2060. You know I can't let you do that.
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2061. Then you leave me no choice, my friend.
Copy !req
2062. Then you leave me no choice, my friend.
Copy !req
2063. My parachute.
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2064. My parachute.
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2065. The PDA!
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2066. The PDA!
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2067. Go get it, girl.
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2068. Go get it, girl.
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2069. No!
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2070. No!
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2071. Hurley, what are you doing?
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2072. Hurley, what are you doing?
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2073. I gotta get you back up there.
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2074. I gotta get you back up there.
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2075. - No, Hurley! Don't do it.
- Go get him, bro! It's the only way!
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2076. - No, Hurley! Don't do it.
- Go get him, bro! It's the only way!
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2077. Coming, Hurley!
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2078. Coming, Hurley!
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2079. Take that! And that!
It's no fun being the little guy, is it?
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2080. Take that! And that!
It's no fun being the little guy, is it?
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2081. Everybody, hold on!
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2082. Everybody, hold on!
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2083. Fall back!
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2084. Fall back!
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2085. Speckles, if you keep doing this
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2086. Speckles, if you keep doing this
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2087. then you're no better than the humans
who destroyed your home and your family.
Copy !req
2088. then you're no better than the humans
who destroyed your home and your family.
Copy !req
2089. Well, that's kind of the point here.
I lost my family.
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2090. Well, that's kind of the point here.
I lost my family.
Copy !req
2091. No, you're wrong. We're your family.
Copy !req
2092. No, you're wrong. We're your family.
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2093. Me and Blaster
and Juarez and Ben and Marcie.
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2094. Me and Blaster
and Juarez and Ben and Marcie.
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2095. Speckles, Ben took us in
when nobody else wanted us.
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2096. Speckles, Ben took us in
when nobody else wanted us.
Copy !req
2097. And he made us a family.
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2098. And he made us a family.
Copy !req
2099. We're a family.
Copy !req
2100. We're a family.
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2101. Oh, no! No! What have I done?
What have I done?
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2102. Oh, no! No! What have I done?
What have I done?
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2103. It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!
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2104. It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!
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2105. But we can.
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2106. But we can.
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2107. It's working! Darwin, it's working!
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2108. It's working! Darwin, it's working!
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2109. Speckles, come with me.
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2110. Speckles, come with me.
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2111. I got you!
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2112. I got you!
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2113. We've gotta find Hurley.
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2114. We've gotta find Hurley.
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2115. - Hold it right there.
- We'll take him from here.
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2116. - Hold it right there.
- We'll take him from here.
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2117. Relax, guys. He's code four.
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2118. Relax, guys. He's code four.
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2119. - What a mess.
- There you go. Easy.
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2120. - What a mess.
- There you go. Easy.
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2121. - Darwin, over here!
- Hang on!
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2122. - Darwin, over here!
- Hang on!
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2123. - I got him. I got him.
- I can't hold it much longer.
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2124. - I got him. I got him.
- I can't hold it much longer.
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2125. No, Hurley.
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2126. No, Hurley.
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2127. No, not you, Hurley.
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2128. No, not you, Hurley.
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2129. Look, he landed next to his cake.
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2130. Look, he landed next to his cake.
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2131. No.
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2132. No.
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2133. Oh, man, Hurley.
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2134. Oh, man, Hurley.
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2135. - Hurley.
- Oh, no.
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2136. - Hurley.
- Oh, no.
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2137. No. No. This is all my fault.
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2138. No. No. This is all my fault.
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2139. He was my man.
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2140. He was my man.
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2141. Hurley, wake up, pal.
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2142. Hurley, wake up, pal.
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2143. Listen, I just...
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2144. Listen, I just...
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2145. I just wanted you to know you
were as good as anyone out there today.
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2146. I just wanted you to know you
were as good as anyone out there today.
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2147. I don't know what they call it
back in the pet shop,
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2148. I don't know what they call it
back in the pet shop,
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2149. but out here we...
well, we call it being a hero.
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2150. but out here we...
well, we call it being a hero.
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2151. All you ever wanted was a family.
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2152. All you ever wanted was a family.
Copy !req
2153. I never got to tell you this, but...
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2154. I never got to tell you this, but...
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2155. I'd be proud...
proud to call you my brother.
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2156. I'd be proud...
proud to call you my brother.
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2157. Hurley.
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2158. Hurley.
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2159. Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.
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2160. Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.
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2161. Hurley?
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2162. Hurley?
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2163. Did you mean it
when you called me "brother?"
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2164. Did you mean it
when you called me "brother?"
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2165. Not exactly. I was just...
That was like a figurative...
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2166. Not exactly. I was just...
That was like a figurative...
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2167. - You bet I did.
- Brother. I have a brother!
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2168. - You bet I did.
- Brother. I have a brother!
Copy !req
2169. This is great!
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2170. This is great!
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2171. We can spend every
Thanksgiving together,
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2172. We can spend every
Thanksgiving together,
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2173. take road trips to Vegas,
have tickle fights!
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2174. take road trips to Vegas,
have tickle fights!
Copy !req
2175. Oh, come here. Give me a hug, bro.
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2176. Oh, come here. Give me a hug, bro.
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2177. Oh, this is great!
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2178. Oh, this is great!
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2179. So, Hurley.
You still want to be a part of the team?
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2180. So, Hurley.
You still want to be a part of the team?
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2181. Two...
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2182. Two...
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2183. Three...
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2184. Three...
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2185. Twenty-seven!
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2186. Twenty-seven!
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2187. - Hurley. I'm right here watching you.
- Thirty-two.
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2188. - Hurley. I'm right here watching you.
- Thirty-two.
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2189. OK, that's it.
I don't want to get too buff.
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2190. OK, that's it.
I don't want to get too buff.
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2191. Not to worry.
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2192. Not to worry.
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2193. Alrighty, guys.
Welcome to your new home.
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2194. Alrighty, guys.
Welcome to your new home.
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2195. OK, but I'm telling you now,
I don't do well with roommates.
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2196. OK, but I'm telling you now,
I don't do well with roommates.
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2197. - Easy there, tiger.
- Everybody, out! Everybody, out!
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2198. - Easy there, tiger.
- Everybody, out! Everybody, out!
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2199. Jail break! Jail break!
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2200. Jail break! Jail break!
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2201. Look, Juarez, I gotta know.
Which one of us are you interested in?
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2202. Look, Juarez, I gotta know.
Which one of us are you interested in?
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2203. No, no, Blaster! You've gotta ask her
who she's not interested in.
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2204. No, no, Blaster! You've gotta ask her
who she's not interested in.
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2205. Thirty, 42, 83.
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2206. Thirty, 42, 83.
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2207. As far as I can tell,
you're not interested in either of us,
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2208. As far as I can tell,
you're not interested in either of us,
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2209. which means either
you want both of us or neither of us,
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2210. which means either
you want both of us or neither of us,
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2211. which leaves us desperate
even though we don't have a clue!
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2212. which leaves us desperate
even though we don't have a clue!
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2213. And that's just how I like it.
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2214. And that's just how I like it.
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2215. Hey, guys? It's the Director of the FBI.
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2216. Hey, guys? It's the Director of the FBI.
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2217. G-Force. I want you to know
that Leonard Saber
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2218. G-Force. I want you to know
that Leonard Saber
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2219. has been forced to undertake the largest
recall of consumer products in history.
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2220. has been forced to undertake the largest
recall of consumer products in history.
Copy !req
2221. And he's getting help from somebody
quite knowledgeable about the defects.
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2222. And he's getting help from somebody
quite knowledgeable about the defects.
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2223. Three down, 178,000 to go.
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2224. Three down, 178,000 to go.
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2225. I think I'm gonna be here awhile.
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2226. I think I'm gonna be here awhile.
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2227. But I'm gonna rejoin the team
when I'm done. If they'll have me.
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2228. But I'm gonna rejoin the team
when I'm done. If they'll have me.
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2229. Your friend, Agent Killian, has been
reassigned. He has a few words for you.
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2230. Your friend, Agent Killian, has been
reassigned. He has a few words for you.
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2231. Hello, G-Force.
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2232. Hello, G-Force.
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2233. Look! A frozen FBI-cicle.
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2234. Look! A frozen FBI-cicle.
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2235. I'm sorry that I doubted you.
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2236. I'm sorry that I doubted you.
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2237. How long do I have to stay down here?
It's really cold!
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2238. How long do I have to stay down here?
It's really cold!
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2239. Team. As the full details
of your valour come to light,
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2240. Team. As the full details
of your valour come to light,
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2241. it is an honour and a privilege to say
"thank you" on behalf of this country.
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2242. it is an honour and a privilege to say
"thank you" on behalf of this country.
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2243. You guinea pigs pack more courage and
heart into those teensy little frames
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2244. You guinea pigs pack more courage and
heart into those teensy little frames
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2245. than any agents I've ever seen.
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2246. than any agents I've ever seen.
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2247. G-Force, your funding has been restored.
Welcome to the FBI.
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2248. G-Force, your funding has been restored.
Welcome to the FBI.
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2249. Guys... we got our badges.
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2250. Guys... we got our badges.
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2251. - Yeah, boy! We're official-tishal now!
- Finally!
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2252. - Yeah, boy! We're official-tishal now!
- Finally!
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2253. Not bad for a runt.
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2254. Not bad for a runt.
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2255. Thanks for believing in me, Ben.
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2256. Thanks for believing in me, Ben.
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2257. Hurley, I've been thinking...
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2258. Hurley, I've been thinking...
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2259. If you're gonna be out there
helping us save the world,
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2260. If you're gonna be out there
helping us save the world,
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2261. you're gonna need this.
You're one of us now.
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2262. you're gonna need this.
You're one of us now.
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2263. My very own badge
and a new name! Rookie!
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2264. My very own badge
and a new name! Rookie!
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2265. - So we're finally agents.
- No, special agents.
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2266. - So we're finally agents.
- No, special agents.
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2267. Let's get this party started right!
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2268. Let's get this party started right!
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2269. Get him on the good foot!
All right, Hurley!
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2270. Get him on the good foot!
All right, Hurley!
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2271. G-Force in the house!
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2272. G-Force in the house!
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2273. My turn! My turn!
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2274. My turn! My turn!
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2275. Hey, boys!
This ferret can dance, right? Right?
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2276. Hey, boys!
This ferret can dance, right? Right?
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2277. Wrong!
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2278. Wrong!
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2279. Oh, Bucky!
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2280. Oh, Bucky!
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2281. Oh, yeah!
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2282. Oh, yeah!
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2283. I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.
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2284. I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.
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2285. Good thing I took shop.
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2286. Good thing I took shop.
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2287. Cherries.
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2288. Cherries.
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2289. Oh, my gosh.
I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
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2290. Oh, my gosh.
I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
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2291. Yes! Yes! I am out, baby!
Finally, the recognition I deserve.
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2292. Yes! Yes! I am out, baby!
Finally, the recognition I deserve.
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2293. I'm Jeff Gordon! With fur!
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2294. I'm Jeff Gordon! With fur!
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