1. The thing I've
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names a street Edgewood Way
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from Edgewood Lane?
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confusing ass suburb.
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I feel like a sore thumb out here.
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I'll talk to you soon.
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so this is Rhine Ave.
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hedge maze out here.
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I think it said a left on...
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Peacock?
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just keep on walking, bruh.
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go the other way I came.
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motherfuckers out here, man. I'm gone.
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this is...
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29. Check.
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31. Check.
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a minute, Sid?
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out of your dad.
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you might wanna, you know,
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my black boyfriend
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up this weekend
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want you to be shocked
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black guy you ever dated.
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territory for them.
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off the lawn with a shotgun.
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First of all,
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a third time if he could've.
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that 'cause he's definitely
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to you about that.
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dad more than anything else.
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I would've told you.
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bringing you home to them.
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Think about that for, like, two seconds.
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No way.
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threw it out a window?
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threw a dollar out the window. Great.
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to spend on nicotine.
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Tobacco.
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I'm at work.
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tell me this, okay?
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It's standard procedure.
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an elderly bitch is elderly,
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motherfucking plane.
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I know you laughin'.
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The next 9/11
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some geriatric shit.
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thanks for looking after Sid this weekend.
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Give me some type of credit.
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You do.
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All right, all right.
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It's all good.
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Miss Rosie doin'?
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93. She's good. She's driving.
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No.
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to him, please.
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- Now, look here.
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the wrong guy, right?
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99. Yeah, of course I know that.
This is all just a ploy to get to you.
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Okay, get your own girl.
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102. She's all mad at you 'cause
you never take my advice.
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a white girl's parents' house.
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Lickin' your balls or somethin'?
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You know what I'm sayin', Chris?
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hung up on me.
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111. I'm not jealous.
I made you jealous?
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It's Rod!
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the shit outta me.
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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116. All right.
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117. Oh, my God.
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118. Fuck.
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What?
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120. What are you doing?
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121. I don't know.
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122. Well, maybe he's gone,
you know?
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call is Animal Control Services.
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125. Yes. Sorry about that.
I was just disoriented.
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coming up from the city?
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127. Yeah, yeah. My parents are
from the Lake Pontaco area.
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for the weekend. Hmm.
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your license, please?
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131. Yeah.
I have state ID.
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132. No, no, no.
He wasn't driving.
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133. I didn't ask who was driving.
I asked to see his ID.
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134. Yeah, why? That doesn't
make any sense. Here.
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135. No, no, no. Fuck that. You
don't have to give him your ID
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done anything wrong.
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Come on.
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we have every right to ask...
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142. Yeah, I'm good.
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145. Thank you, Officer.
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146. What?
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148. Well, I'm not gonna
let anyone fuck with my man.
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149. I see that.
Okay.
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150. We're here.
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153. Hi!
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Come here!
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I missed you.
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156. This is my dad, Dean.
This is Chris.
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158. Of course.
How you doin'?
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And you hug me, my man.
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160. How are ya?
I'm good. How are you?
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Yes.
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This is Chris.
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really excited, but...
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I'm Missy.
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Please, welcome. Inside.
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We actually hit a deer.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah.
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Are you guys all right?
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173. Yeah.
It just fruck us out.
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175. Yeah. It came outta nowhere.
We got it pretty good.
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frucked you out, big time.
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know what I say?
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hundred thousand to go.
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Dad.
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high horse, but I'm telling ya,
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They're taking over.
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They're destroying the ecosystem.
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of the road, I think to myself,
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understand that.
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I'm just sayin'.
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for what you've done today.
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Yeah.
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look so wiped out.
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Yeah.
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been going on? This...
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Five months, actually.
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199. She's right, I'm wrong.
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used to saying that.
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201. Please, I'm so sorry.
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She's right, I'm wrong.
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This is exhausting.
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I wanna give you a tour.
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Can we unpack first?
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Before the tour?
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She takes appointments in there.
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right?
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212. are just as messed up in the
head as they are in the city.
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There he is.
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Wants to be just like his old man.
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All right. Cool.
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I'm a traveler and I can't help it.
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souvenirs back.
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a privilege to be able
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another person's culture.
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Mmm-hmm.
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love this.
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the Berlin Olympics in 1936.
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Owens won in front of Hitler.
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What a moment.
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his perfect Aryan race bullshit.
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comes along,
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of the entire world.
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your dad though.
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We had to seal it up.
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mold down there.
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so we keep a piece of her in here.
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This is Rose's boyfriend.
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under the sink,
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pièce de résistance,
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is across the lake.
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you're thinking.
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black servants.
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take it there.
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Believe me.
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to help care for my parents.
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let them go. I mean...
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the way it looks.
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what you mean.
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Obama for a third term if I could.
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Hands down.
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Yeah.
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really in the picture.
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away when I was 11.
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How did she die?
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You were young.
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lot from that time, so...
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275. Well, that's okay. We don't
have to talk about that.
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a little bit over there, huh?
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280. Dad, this is why I don't bring
people to the house anymore.
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We're not judging. We're not.
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though.
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care of that for you.
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telling you, it works like a charm.
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their heads, guys.
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290. Listen, Chris, I thought
it was total bullshit.
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for 15 years.
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goddamn puff I took.
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makes me want to vomit.
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Thank you, though.
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we're thrilled to have you up here
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Yeah.
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That's this weekend?
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Oh, my God.
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a shindig once a year.
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guys tell me about this?
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every year, sweetheart.
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- Um...
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Actually, it is.
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- Yeah.
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they died, it felt like...
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have a chill weekend.
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Just get some rest.
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Hey, buddy.
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the door around here?
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her toenail collection?
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Oh, my God!
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and save 'em in a jewelry box.
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what you're talking about.
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It was our junior year.
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Conner Garfield.
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where are your manners?
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hear the stories, please.
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Huge kid, like 6'3".
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So we threw this party.
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and we're all shit-faced.
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this isn't true, Rose.
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bottles with water...
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I'm curious.
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hottest girl in class, Jean Deely.
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coming off as, like,
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biggest douchebag, right?
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on the bathroom door, right?
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And he's screaming,
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bit my fucking tongue off!"
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- What?
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it was my first kiss
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and I was not expecting it.
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I'm sorry.
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since gotten rid of.
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- Yeah, you better be careful.
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maybe clean it up just a little bit?
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Football? Baseball?
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else have the floor for a second?
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my sister, right?
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You had your chance.
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the guy?
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street fights as a kid?
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first grade.
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You should've seen me.
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and your genetic makeup,
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pushed your body,
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you know?
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You'd be a fucking beast.
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Hi.
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Right?
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about jiu-jitsu is
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It's all about this.
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like chess.
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three, four moves ahead.
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at the dinner table.
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No play-fighting with drunk dudes.
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I'm just...
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in a fucking headlock.
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any of my boyfriends that way.
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with the "my man" stuff.
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rude to Georgina?
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That was so crazy.
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than that cop?
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bummer of it all.
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439. I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say that.
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440. I don't like being wrong.
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441. I've noticed that.
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442. But I am sorry.
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443. No, no, no.
Wait. Come here. Come here.
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444. I'm sorry.
This sucks.
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445. What? Why you saying "sorry"?
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446. 'Cause I brought you here and
I'm related to all of them.
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447. No, it's fine.
It's fine.
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448. Yeah?
Yeah?
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449. Uh-huh.
How are you so calm?
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450. Honestly, it's nothing.
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451. I like you on your
racial flow, though.
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452. Is this a racial flow?
Racial flow.
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453. Am I feeling
a racial flow?
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454. Yeah, you're
feeling racially flowy.
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455. Oh, fuck. The party.
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456. How bad can it be?
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457. They are so white.
Like, so white!
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458. It's all good.
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459. Yeah?
Yeah.
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460. You know,
with my genetic makeup,
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461. shit gonna go down.
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462. I'm a beast.
I'm a beast!
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463. Do you realize how
dangerous smoking is?
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464. Yeah.
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465. Come in and sit with me.
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466. Please?
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467. Just for a little while.
Please.
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468. Thank you.
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469. So you're
comfortable enough, right?
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470. It's perfect. Thanks.
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471. Sure.
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472. You wanna know
how it works?
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473. You just dangle a pocket watch in
front of people's faces? Is that it?
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474. You watch a lot of TV.
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475. When I was a kid.
Uh...
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476. Now you're
feeling very sleepy.
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477. We do use focal
points sometimes
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478. to guide someone into a state
of heightened suggestibility.
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479. "Heightened suggestibility."
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480. That's right.
That's right.
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481. Do you smoke in front
of my daughter?
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482. I'm gonna quit.
I promise.
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483. That's my kid.
That is my kid.
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484. You understand?
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485. What about your mother?
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486. What about her?
Wait, are we...
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487. Where were you when she died?
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488. I don't want to
think about that.
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489. Home. Watching TV.
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490. Do you hear the TV?
What do you hear?
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491. Rain.
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492. Rain. It was raining.
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493. Hmm.
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494. You hear the rain?
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495. Mmm-hmm...
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496. You hear it? Find it.
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497. Tell me when you've found it.
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498. Come here, Chris.
Look at me.
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499. I found it.
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500. Where was your mom?
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501. She was coming home
and she wasn't home.
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502. From work?
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503. Hmm.
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504. Hmm.
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505. And what do you do?
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506. Nothing.
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507. Nothing.
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508. I just sat there.
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509. You didn't call anyone?
No.
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510. Why not?
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511. I don't know.
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512. I just thought that if I did,
it would make it real.
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513. Hmm.
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514. You're so scared.
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515. You think it was your fault.
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516. How do you feel now?
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517. I can't move.
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518. You can't move.
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519. Why can't I move?
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520. You're paralyzed.
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521. Just like that day
when you did nothing.
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522. You did nothing.
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523. Now,
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524. sink into the floor.
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525. Wait, wait, wait.
Sink.
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526. Now you're in
the Sunken Place.
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527. 'Sup, man?
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528. They're workin' you
good out here, huh?
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529. Nothing I don't want
to be doing.
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530. Yeah.
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531. I didn't get to meet you,
actually, up close. I'm Chris.
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532. I know who you are.
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533. She is lovely, isn't she?
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534. Rose?
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535. Yeah, she is.
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536. One of a kind.
Top of the line.
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537. A real doggone keeper.
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538. Right.
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539. Sorry about last night.
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540. What?
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541. My exercise.
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542. I didn't mean to scare you.
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543. Yeah. Yeah.
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544. And did it work?
Did what work?
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545. You were in Mrs. Armitage's
office for quite some time.
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546. Oh, yeah.
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547. Hmm?
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548. I guess I had too much
of that wine last night.
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549. Can't really remember. Sorry.
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550. Well, I should get back to
work and mind my own business.
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551. I think your mom hypnotized
me last night.
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552. What?
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553. When?
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554. I went out for some air last night,
and I run into her.
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555. And I can barely
remember anything,
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556. but now the thought of a cigarette
makes me wanna throw up.
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557. Oh, my God.
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558. I'm sorry. I can't believe
she did that to you.
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559. And I had some
fucked-up dreams.
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560. What'd you dream?
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561. I was in a hole or something.
And I couldn't move. It was like...
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562. Oh, God. That sounds terrible.
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563. I'm sorry.
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564. Hey, uh, what's Walter's deal?
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565. What do you mean "his deal"?
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566. I just talked to him.
Dude's whole vibe is hostile.
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567. Did he say something?
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568. It's not what he says.
It's how he says it, you know?
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569. Hmm.
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570. Maybe he likes you.
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571. Maybe he's jealous
or something. I don't...
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572. Are you fucking with me?
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573. No.
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574. So you think I've got
a chance with him?
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575. All right, you got jokes.
Put in a good word?
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576. Great. No, funny.
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577. I'm gonna talk to my dad about that.
That's not...
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578. No, don't talk to your dad.
It's not cool.
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579. It's fine, it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
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580. Forget about it. It's done.
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581. Okay.
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582. Oh, boy.
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583. Oh, man.
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584. It begins.
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585. Are you ready for this?
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586. Yeah, I am.
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587. I'm not.
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588. There they are.
Oh!
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589. So nice.
How are you?
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590. Just smile.
Smile? All right.
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591. How do you do that again?
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592. Yeah, just smile
the whole time.
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593. Yeah, there you go.
There it is.
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594. Oh, look,
it's the Greenes.
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595. Gordon and Emily,
this is Chris.
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596. Chris, this is Gordon
and Emily Greene.
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597. Chris. Nice to meet you.
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598. Nice to meet you, Chris.
Nice to meet you indeed.
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599. Oh, that's quite a grip.
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600. Thank you. You too, man.
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601. You, uh, ever play golf?
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602. Mmm, once, a few years ago.
I wasn't very good.
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603. Gordon was a professional
golfer for years.
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604. Oh, you kiddin'?
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605. Well, I can't quite swing the
hips like I used to, though.
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606. But, uh, I do know Tiger.
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607. Oh.
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608. Oh, that's great.
Super.
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609. Gordon loves Tiger.
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610. Oh, the best I've ever seen.
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611. Ever. Hands down.
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612. So, Chris, uh,
let's see your form.
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613. This is Nelson and Lisa.
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614. Hey, how you doin'?
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615. So, how handsome is he?
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616. I don't know, are you handsome?
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617. Okay.
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618. Oh!
Not bad. Eh, Nelson?
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619. So, is it true?
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620. Is it better?
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621. Oh, wow.
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622. Wow.
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623. Fairer skin has been in favor for the
past, what, couple of hundreds of years?
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624. But now the pendulum
has swung back.
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625. Black is in fashion.
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626. Pardon me, I'm gonna
take some pictures.
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627. Sure thing.
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628. - There he is.
- Oh!
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629. Good to see another
brother around here.
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630. Hi. Yes, of course it is.
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631. Something wrong?
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632. There you are.
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633. Do something with this.
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634. Ah, yes, yes.
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635. Oh, hello. I'm Philomena.
And you are?
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636. Chris. Rose's boyfriend.
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637. Fantastic.
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638. You two make a lovely couple.
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639. Thanks.
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640. Oh, where are my manners?
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641. Logan. Logan King.
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642. Chris was just telling me
how he felt
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643. much more comfortable
with my being here.
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644. That's nice.
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645. Logan, I hate to tear you
away, dear, but
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646. the Wincotts were
asking about you.
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647. Ah, mmm.
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648. Well, it was nice to
meet you, Chris.
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649. Goodbye.
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650. What the fuck?
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651. Ignorance.
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652. Who?
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653. All of 'em.
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654. They mean well but they have no
idea what real people go through.
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655. Jim Hudson.
Chris.
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656. I know who you are.
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657. I am an admirer of your work.
You have a great eye.
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658. Wait, Jim Hudson?
Hudson Galleries?
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659. Believe me, the irony of being a
blind art dealer isn't lost on me.
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660. How'd you do it?
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661. My assistant describes the
work to me in great detail.
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662. You've got something.
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663. The images you capture.
So brutal, so melancholic.
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664. It's powerful stuff, I think.
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665. Thank you.
Hmm.
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666. Used to dabble myself,
wilderness mostly.
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667. I submitted to Nat Geo 14 times before
realizing I didn't have the eye.
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668. I began dealing.
Then, of course, my vision went to shit.
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669. Damn.
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670. I know. Life can be
a sick joke.
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671. One day, you're developing
prints in the darkroom.
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672. The next day,
you wake up in the dark.
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673. Genetic disease.
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674. Shit ain't fair, man.
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675. Oh, you got that right.
Shit ain't fair.
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676. Hey.
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677. Come here, come here.
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678. What the fuck?
You left me out there.
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679. Look at this.
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680. She unplugged my phone.
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681. Who?
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682. Georgina. I came here to talk
to Rod, and I got no juice.
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683. So you think she
did that because...
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684. Maybe she doesn't like
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685. the fact that I'm with you.
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686. Really?
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687. It's a thing.
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688. So you are so sexy that people
are just unpluggin' your phone?
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689. Forget it. Never mind.
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690. No, no, no. Stop, don't...
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691. Don't do that.
Don't...
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692. Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
It's all good, all right?
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693. They got you on
display now, huh?
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694. It's weird, man.
And it's the people here, too.
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695. It's like they haven't met a black
person that doesn't work for 'em.
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696. Yep, you're in it.
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697. Also, shit...
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698. I don't even wanna tell you.
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699. What?
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700. I got hypnotized last night.
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701. Nigga, get the fuck
outta here.
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702. No. Yo, yo.
Yeah, to quit smoking.
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703. But it's Rose's mom's
a psychiatrist, so...
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704. Bruh, I don't care if the bitch
is Iyanla Vanzant, okay?
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705. She can't fix my motherfuckin' life.
You ain't gettin' in my head.
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706. I know. She caught me
off guard, right?
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707. But it's cool because
I'm cured. It worked.
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708. Bruh, how are you
not scared of this, man?
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709. Look, they could've made you
do all types of stupid shit.
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710. They'd have you fuckin'
barking like a dog,
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711. flying around
like you're a fuckin' pigeon,
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712. lookin' ridiculous, okay?
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713. Or, I don't know
if you know this,
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714. white people love makin'
people sex slaves and shit.
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715. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're
not a kinky sex family, dawg.
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716. Look, Jeffrey Dahmer was eating the
shit outta niggas' heads. Okay?
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717. But that was after
he fucked the heads.
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718. Do you think they
saw that shit comin'?
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719. Hell no.
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720. Okay? They was comin'
over there like,
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721. "I'mma just suck a little dick,
maybe jiggle some balls and shit."
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722. No. They didn't get
a chance to jiggle shit
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723. because their head
was off their fuckin' body.
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724. Yeah, they still sucked a dick,
but without their heads.
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725. It was fuckin' weird,
detached head shit.
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726. You know, that's
Jeffrey Dahmer's business.
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727. And thanks for that
image right there, man.
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728. Hey, man, I ain't makin' this shit up.
I saw on A&E, man.
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729. It's real life.
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730. Yo, and it's the black people
out here, too.
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731. It's like all of them
missed the movement.
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732. 'Cause they
probably hypnotized.
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733. Look, bruh, all I'm doin'
is connecting the dots.
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734. I'm taking what you
presented to me, okay?
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735. I'mma tell you this.
I think that mom
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736. is puttin' everybody
in a trance,
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737. and she's fuckin'
the shit out of 'em.
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738. Thanks, Rod, bye.
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739. Hello.
Fuck. Hi.
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740. I owe you an apology.
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741. How rude of me to have touched
your belongings without asking.
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742. Oh...
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743. No, it's cool.
I was just confused.
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744. Well, I can assure you,
there was no funny business.
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745. Allow me to explain.
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746. I lifted your cellular phone
to wipe down the dresser,
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747. and it accidentally
came undone.
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748. Yeah, I told... Rather than
meddle with it further,
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749. I left it that way.
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750. How foolish of me.
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751. It's fine.
I wasn't trying to snitch.
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752. Snitch?
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753. Rat you out.
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754. Tattletale.
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755. Yeah.
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756. Oh, don't you
worry about that.
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757. I can assure you,
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758. I don't answer to anyone.
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759. Right.
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760. All I know is sometimes
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761. if there's too many white people,
I get nervous, you know?
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762. Oh. Oh!
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763. No. No. No.
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764. No, no, no, no.
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765. Aren't you something?
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766. That's not my experience.
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767. Not at all.
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768. The Armitages are
so good to us.
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769. They treat us like family.
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770. This bitch is crazy.
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771. The bitch is crazy.
Copy !req
772. Oh, hey, hang on. Chris.
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773. Chris, I wanna introduce you
to some friends.
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774. This is David
and Marcia Wincott,
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775. Ronald and Celia Jeffries,
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776. Hiroki Tanaka,
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777. and Jessika and
Fredrich Walden.
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778. Too many names
to remember, but hi.
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779. Do you find that
being African-American
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780. has more advantage or
disadvantage in the modern world?
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781. Whoa!
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782. It's a tough one.
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783. Yeah, um, I don't know, man.
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784. Hey.
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785. Yo, my man.
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786. They were askin' me about the
African-American experience.
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787. Maybe you could take this one.
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788. Oh.
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789. Well, well, I find that the
African-American experience
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790. for me has been,
for the most part, very good.
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791. Although I find it difficult
to go into detail
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792. as I haven't had much of a desire
to leave the house in a while.
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793. We've become such homebodies.
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794. Yes, yes.
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795. But even when you go into the city,
I've just had no interest.
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796. The chores have become
my sanctuary.
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797. Fucking shit.
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798. Get out.
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799. Sorry, man.
Logan.
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800. Get out!
Yo!
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801. Yo, chill, man.
Get out!
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802. Get outta here! Get outta here!
Chill! Chill, man! Chill!
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803. Get the fuck outta here!
Chill!
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which can trigger aggression.
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805. Yeah, but randomly
attacking other people?
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806. It's not random.
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807. You know, it was your flash.
That's what set him off.
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808. Hey.
Well...
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809. How's he doing?
He's much better.
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810. I imagine that I owe
you all an apology.
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811. No, no, no.
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812. We're just very happy
that you're yourself again.
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813. Yes. Yes, I am.
Hmm.
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814. And I thank God
for you for calming me down.
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815. I know that I must've
frightened you all quite a bit.
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816. Especially you, Chris.
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817. No. I'm sorry.
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818. The flash. I didn't know.
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819. Of course not.
How could you have?
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820. And you shouldn't
have been drinking, either.
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821. Yes.
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822. Well, I'll have to
let you all get on
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823. the rest of the night without
the aid of my marvelous wit.
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824. The whole ordeal has made me
quite a bit exhausted.
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825. Logan, you just
get some rest.
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826. It was nice
meeting you, Chris.
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827. Yeah.
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828. Something to lighten the mood?
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829. Yes! Yeah, let's get this
party back on track.
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830. How about sparklers
and Bingo?
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831. We're gonna go on a walk.
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832. You sure?
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833. Shall we?
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834. My cousin's epileptic.
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835. That wasn't a seizure, right?
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836. My dad's a neurosurgeon.
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837. And that's what he said it was.
I'm inclined to trust...
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838. That wasn't a seizure.
What was it then?
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839. How long have you
known that guy?
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840. I met him today. Why?
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841. Man, this is gonna
sound weird,
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842. but when he came at me,
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843. it felt like I knew him.
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844. Like you've met Logan before?
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845. No, I don't know Logan.
I knew the guy that come at me.
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846. I think your mom got in my head, all right?
I think she got in my head.
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847. Yeah, and it worked,
I thought...
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848. No, it did not.
It didn't work.
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849. She got in my head,
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850. and now I'm thinking all this fucked-up
shit that I don't want to think about.
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851. Like what?
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852. I just need to go.
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853. You wanna go?
Mmm-hmm.
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854. Without me?
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855. Whatever you want.
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856. I told you about that
night my mom died.
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857. When I didn't call 911,
didn't go out looking for her.
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858. Yeah.
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859. One hour went by,
then two, then three,
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860. and I just sat there.
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861. I was just watching TV.
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862. There's nothing
you could've done.
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863. I found out later
that, uh,
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864. she had survived
the initial hit.
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865. She laid there bleeding
by the side of the road,
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866. cold and alone.
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867. That's how she died in the
early morning, cold and alone.
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868. And I was watching TV.
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869. There was time. There was time.
You were just a little kid.
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870. There was time.
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871. There was time, if somebody
was looking for her.
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872. There was time, but nobody,
nobody was looking.
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873. You're all I got.
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874. I'm not gonna leave here without you.
I'm not gonna abandon you, okay?
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875. You're not?
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876. No, no, I'm not.
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877. Oh, my God.
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878. You scared me.
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879. Let's go home.
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880. What?
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881. Let's go home. This sucks.
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882. This sucks. Let's go home.
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883. I'll make something up.
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884. I love you.
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885. I love you too, baby.
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886. Good night.
Thank you.
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887. Come on, sweetie.
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888. Good night, Chris!
It was great to meet you.
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889. Asshole.
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890. Yo!
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891. That's Dre.
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892. Dre?
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893. Andre Hayworth. He used
to kick it with Veronica.
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894. Veronica from what?
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895. Teresa's sister, that worked at
the movie theater on Eighth!
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896. Yes, that is him!
That is him! But wait...
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897. This is so fucking crazy!
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898. Yo, he's different.
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899. No shit. Why's he
dressed like that?
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900. It's not that,
it's everything.
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901. He came to the party with a white
woman 30 years older than him.
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902. Sex slave! Oh, shit!
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903. Chris, you gotta get the
fuck up outta there, man!
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904. You in some Eyes Wide Shut situation.
Leave, motherfucker.
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905. Hello?
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906. You gonna be a...
Hello? Chris?
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907. Oh, shit. His battery
must've fuckin' died.
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908. Hey, handsome.
Are you packing?
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909. Rose, we gotta go.
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910. We gotta go now.
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911. Okay.
Okay.
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912. Is everything okay?
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913. I'll tell you in the car.
But we gotta go right now.
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914. Is that okay?
Okay, yeah.
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915. Uh, let me go get my bag.
Okay.
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916. Okay.
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917. Shit.
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918. Hey, you ready?
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919. Yeah, I'm just looking
for my camera.
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920. Uh...
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921. It's right here.
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922. Have you got the keys? I'm gonna put
the bags in the trunk real quick.
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923. Okay.
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924. Uh, yeah.
They are in here somewhere.
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925. It's just a matter of finding them.
Yeah.
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926. You okay?
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927. Yeah. Yeah.
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928. Okay.
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929. Might take me a second.
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930. Hey, uh...
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931. What, you can't
find those keys?
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932. No. I can never find them.
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933. Let's do this on the move.
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934. Yeah.
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935. Chris?
Just get the keys.
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936. Yo.
Yo, man.
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937. Where you going?
The party was just getting started.
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938. Just putting the bags
in the car, man.
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939. Would anyone like tea?
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940. Nah, I'm good.
We leavin', actually.
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941. Really? Why?
Is something wrong?
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942. Rose?
His dog got really sick.
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943. So he has to be at the vet
first thing in the morning.
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944. Sick.
Yeah.
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945. Oh, how terrible.
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946. - Rose, the keys.
- Looking.
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947. Rose?
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948. What is your
purpose, Chris?
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949. What?
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950. In life, what is your purpose?
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951. Right now,
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952. it's finding those keys.
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953. Fire.
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954. It's a reflection
of our own mortality.
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955. We're born, we breathe,
and we die.
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956. Rose?
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957. I'm looking.
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958. Even the sun will die someday.
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959. But we are divine.
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960. We are the gods
trapped in cocoons.
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961. Rose...
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962. I don't know where they are.
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963. Rose?
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964. Rose!
Rose, give me those keys!
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965. Rose, give me...
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966. Give me those keys.
Rose, now! Now, the keys!
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967. Be careful, bro.
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968. What the fuck?
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969. I didn't do anything.
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970. What the fuck
is going on?
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971. Where are those keys, Rose?
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972. You know I can't give you
the keys, right, babe?
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973. Come on.
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974. Oh, shit.
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975. Is he hurt?
Did you see him drop?
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976. Yes, I did.
Jeremy, grab his legs, please.
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977. Take him downstairs.
Dean, help him.
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978. I can get him alone.
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979. No, you can't.
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980. You've already
damaged him enough.
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981. Okay, fine.
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982. Okay.
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983. Ready?
Mind his head. Please.
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984. Easy.
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985. You're gonna drop him.
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986. No, I'm not.
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987. You're not gonna give me
a little credit?
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988. Okay, that was my fault.
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989. You were
one of my favorites.
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990. You hear that, Chris?
Huh?
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991. You're one of her favorites. Chris?
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992. Hey, it's Chris.
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993. I'm either away from the phone or I
just don't wanna talk to you. Peace.
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994. Chris!
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995. Hey, it's Chris.
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996. I'm either away from the phone or I
just don't wanna talk to you. Peace.
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997. Yeah.
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998. Me too.
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999. College Fund.
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1000. A mind is a terrible
thing to waste.
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1001. Millions of Americans
feel the effects of aging.
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1002. Oh, shit.
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1003. Oh, shit!
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1004. Is there anything
more beautiful than a sunrise?
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1005. Hi. I'm Roman Armitage.
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1006. And if you're watching this, you're
probably wondering what's going on.
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1007. There's no need to worry.
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1008. Let's take a walk.
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1009. You have been chosen because
of the physical advantages
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1010. you've enjoyed
your entire lifetime.
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1011. With your natural gifts
and our determination,
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1012. we could both be
part of something greater.
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1013. Something perfect.
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1014. The Coagula procedure
is a man-made miracle.
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1015. Our order has been developing
it for many, many years,
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1016. and it wasn't until
recently it was perfected
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1017. by my own flesh and blood.
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1018. My family and I are honored to offer it
as a service to members of our group.
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1019. Don't waste your strength,
don't try to fight it.
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1020. You can't stop the inevitable.
And who knows?
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1021. Maybe one day, you'll enjoy
being members of the family.
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1022. Behold,
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1023. the Coagula.
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1024. What the fuck?
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1025. Hello, Mr...
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1026. Uh, Williams. Rod Williams.
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1027. From the TSA?
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1028. Yes, ma'am.
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1029. You know all TSA issues should be brought
up with your authorizing officer.
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1030. Yes, ma'am, but this
is not TSA business.
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1031. Okay, don't call me "ma'am."
Otherwise we're not gonna get along.
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1032. How can I help you,
Rod Williams from the TSA?
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1033. All right, here it is.
Mmm.
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1034. My boy, Chris, has been
missing for two days.
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1035. Your son is missing?
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1036. Oh, no. Not my son,
my friend. He's 26.
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1037. His name is Chris Washington.
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1038. He left on Friday with
his girlfriend, Rose Armitage.
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1039. She's white.
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1040. All right. Go on.
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1041. Look, Chris was supposed
to come back on Sunday, right?
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1042. And I've been watching his dog, Sid.
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1043. That's Sid.
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1044. Cute, right?
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1045. So Chris sent this to me from his
girlfriend's parents' house.
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1046. See, that's Andre Hayworth.
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1047. Okay? Somebody we knew
from back in the day.
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1048. Apparently, he's been missing for
six months in some affluent suburb.
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1049. Well, he don't look
so missing to me.
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1050. That's 'cause we
found him, right?
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1051. But Chris said
he's acting real different.
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1052. Different how?
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1053. This dude is from Brooklyn.
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1054. Huh? He didn't dress
like this.
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1055. I didn't use to
dress like this.
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1056. Plus he's married to a
white woman twice his age.
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1057. And that would explain
the clothes. All right.
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1058. Oh, Lord! Rod Williams
from the TSA.
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1059. I know, I know, I know.
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1060. Okay, I'm trying to
work towards this.
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1061. Look, what I'm about to
tell you gonna sound crazy.
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1062. You ready?
All right.
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1063. Try me.
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1064. I believe they've been
abducting black people,
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1065. brainwashing 'em, making 'em work
for 'em as sex slaves and shit.
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1066. Oh, sorry about the "shit."
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1067. Sorry.
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1068. Hold on a second.
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1069. Then he sent me some
weird picture and I'm like,
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1070. "Oh, man,
that's Andre Hayworth."
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1071. This dude been missing
for six months, right?
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1072. So I do all my research,
you know, 'cause as a TSA agent...
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1073. You guys are detectives?
I got the same training, you know?
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1074. We might know more
than y'all sometimes.
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1075. 'Cause we dealin' with
some terrorist shit, so...
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1076. But that's a
totally different story.
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1077. So, look, I go do
my detective work, right?
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1078. And I start putting
pieces together.
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1079. And, see, this is
what I came up with.
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1080. They're probably abducting black people,
brainwashing 'em and making 'em slaves.
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1081. Or sex slaves. Not just regular slaves,
but sex slaves and shit.
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1082. See, I don't know if it's the hypnosis
that's making 'em slaves or whatnot,
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1083. but all I know is they already
got two brothers we know,
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1084. and there could be a whole bunch
of brothers they got already.
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1085. What's the next move?
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1086. And don't ever, ever say that
I don't do nothin' for you.
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1087. Oh! White girls.
Oh, they get you every time.
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1088. Oh!
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1089. Magic ain't real.
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1090. None of this shit makes sense.
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1091. Hello?
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1092. Chris?
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1093. Yo, um...
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1094. Hey, what up?
Rose, it's me, Rod.
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1095. Hi.
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1096. Where's Chris?
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1097. He left two days ago.
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1098. He left?
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1099. Yeah. He got all paranoid,
and then he freaked out on me.
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1100. And then he just got
in a cab and left his phone.
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1101. Wait. You haven't seen him?
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1102. No, he never came back here.
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1103. Oh, my God.
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1104. Look, look, I've been calling
his phone a bunch of times.
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1105. Matter of fact,
I went to the police.
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1106. What did you say?
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1107. I just said he was missing.
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1108. Oh, good. Uh...
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1109. Let me ask you somethin'.
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1110. What cab company
did he, uh, use to leave?
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1111. Oh, gosh.
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1112. I don't know. I guess
maybe a local one.
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1113. Or I guess he could've
called an Uber?
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1114. Um, wait. I'm so confused.
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1115. Oh, you confused? Okay.
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1116. You know somethin'? Me too.
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1117. Could you hold on one second?
Okay.
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1118. Okay. Hold on.
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1119. You lyin' bitch. She is lyin' like
a motherfucker. I know that...
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1120. Ooh, that TSA shit tingles.
This motherfucker's lying.
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1121. Okay, I got you.
I'm gonna record your ass.
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1122. I'mma record
the shit outta you.
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1123. You talk too goddamn much.
You're gonna say somethin'.
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1124. Hold on. Record.
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1125. Speaker.
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1126. Unmute.
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1127. Uh, Rose?
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1128. Uh-huh?
Um...
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1129. So last time I talked to Chris,
he told me your mama hypnotized him.
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1130. Rod, just stop.
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1131. Huh?
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1132. I know why you're calling.
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1133. Why is that?
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1134. It's kind of obvious,
don't you think?
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1135. What?
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1136. That there's something
between us.
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1137. No. What you talkin' about, girl?
I called you about Chris.
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1138. No, Rod, whenever we'd go out,
I remember you looking at me.
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1139. What the fuck you...
No! Chris is my best friend.
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1140. Look, if you did
somethin' to him...
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1141. I know you think about
fucking me, Rod.
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1142. Ain't nobody thought about fucking you.
Why would you say some stupid shit?
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1143. What the... You ass! Fuck you!
I didn't wanna...
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1144. Fuck you! Bye!
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1145. Shit!
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1146. God! She's so...
She's a fuckin'... She's a...
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1147. She's a genius.
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1148. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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1149. Hey, Chris.
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1150. How's it going, buddy?
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1151. You can answer.
There's an intercom in the room.
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1152. Where's Rose?
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1153. Oh, you dirty dog.
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1154. You're one of the lucky ones,
trust me.
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1155. Jeremy's wrangling method
sounds way less pleasant.
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1156. I'm supposed to answer
any outstanding questions,
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1157. concerns you may have so far.
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1158. Apparently, our common
understanding of the process
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1159. has a positive impact on the
success rate of the procedure.
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1160. You could give a shit,
right? Okay.
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1161. Let me just tell you
what it is.
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1162. Phase one was the hypnotism.
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1163. That's how they sedate you.
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1164. Phase two is this.
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1165. Mental preparation.
It's basically psychological pre-op.
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1166. Pre-op?
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1167. For phase three.
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1168. The transplantation.
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1169. Well, partial, actually.
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1170. The piece of your brain connected
to your nervous system
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1171. needs to stay put, keeping those
intricate connections intact.
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1172. So you won't be gone,
not completely.
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1173. A sliver of you will still be in there,
somewhere, limited consciousness.
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1174. You'll be able to see and hear
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1175. what your body is doing,
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1176. but your existence
will be as a passenger.
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1177. An audience. You'll live in...
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1178. The Sunken Place.
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1179. Now you're in the Sunken Place.
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1180. Yeah. That's what
she calls it.
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1181. Now, I'll control the motor
functions, so I'll be...
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1182. Me.
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1183. You'll be me.
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1184. Good, good.
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1185. You got it quick. Good on you.
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1186. Why us, huh?
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1187. Why black people?
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1188. Who knows?
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1189. People want a change.
Some people wanna be stronger,
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1190. faster, cooler.
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1191. Black is in fashion.
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1192. But please don't lump me in with that.
I could give a shit what color you are.
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1193. No. What I want is deeper.
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1194. I want your eye, man.
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1195. I want those things
you see through.
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1196. This is crazy.
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1197. Okay, I'm done.
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1198. No, no, no, no.
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1199. Jeremy?
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1200. You fuck!
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1201. You fuck.
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1202. Fuck you!
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1203. Come on! Come on!
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1204. One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
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1205. Three Mississippi.
Four Mississippi.
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1206. 911. What's your emergency?
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1207. I'm at the Armitage house.
My name is Chris.
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1208. I'm sorry, sir,
can you repeat that?
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1209. I'm at the Armitage...
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1210. No, no, no.
Don't do it, don't do it.
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1211. Don't do it. Just fuckin' go.
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1212. Grandma.
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1213. You ruined my house!
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1214. Get him, Grandpa.
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1215. Damn you!
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1216. Let me do it.
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1217. Chris, I'm so sorry.
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1218. It's me.
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1219. And I love you.
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1220. I love you.
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1221. I love you.
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1222. Help. Help.
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1223. Help. Help me.
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1224. Oh, shit!
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1225. Chris!
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1226. I mean, I told you
not to go in that house.
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1227. I mean...
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1228. How'd you find me?
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1229. I'm T-S-motherfuckin'-A.
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1230. We handle shit.
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1231. That's what we do.
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1232. Consider this situation
fuckin' handled.
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