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African child trapped in me
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rock star Aldous Snow's
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African Child.
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one of them.
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putting together
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white Christ from space."
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white space Christ.
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Well, that's just
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white space Christ.
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That's not for me to say.
That's for other people...
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if they think I'm...
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I'm like Jesus.
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supertight
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Shake the room
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supertight
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Shake the room
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Shake the room
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multiple hit singles,
an amazing modeling career,
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own perfume line.
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most about Aldous?
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energy and insight.
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my name and...
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now, African Child.
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excited about it.
You must be, too.
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"Sergeant Pepper,
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welcome back to
Showbiz Tonight.
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How are things going,
Aldous?
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To tell you the
truth, Brooke.
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I didn't think was
truly possible for me.
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you know.
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seven years together.
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adjustment for me,
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the difference
in lifestyle.
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he works out all day
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his body really hard.
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you know? One part.
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through all that...
Jackie. Have you
been drinking today?
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fucking drinks, yeah.
Just a few drinks.
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But that...
You know, whatever.
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But it's really boring.
Jackie. Jackie.
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you know, had his way
with you.
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that pretty little chair
and had his way.
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for a cognac later,
I'll tell you that, sweetie.
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happening any more.
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to start drinking again?
Is that what you'd like?
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return to that?
Maybe you should.
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up to my nuts.
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I'm just saying.
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time to invest
in Jack Daniel's,
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is off the wagon.
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at half past 5:00
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with the dodgy eye
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on her pasty thighs
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when her fella arrives
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I'm off me crust
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I'm coming up
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singer appeared on
MTV News this weekend
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exciting info.
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let's get fucked
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on the town
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let's get fucked
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father and former manager,
Jonathan Snow,
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a tell-all book.
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for the first two
years of his career.
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while I was in his testicles.
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the management ended.
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I'll show you what it's like.
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Aldous Snow on TMZ!
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let's get fucked
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on the town
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let's get fucked
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Let's have fun up on the town
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Same routine every time
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111. Okay, I'm up. I'm up!
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Too tired.
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on your scrubs?
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115. Probably.
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just went, like...
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something out of Saw.
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get you an Ambien?
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119. Oh, God, no. I have to
be back there at noon.
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120. At noon?
Mmm-hmm.
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I'm sorry.
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It's not your fault.
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Whale, wave or
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- Really loud.
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I love you.
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130. I took a bite out of it
and it's kind of cold,
but it's still good.
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You're welcome.
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132. You want to tape
ourselves having sex
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before I go to work?
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I love you.
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have sex with the Lone
Ranger / the Hamburglar.
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so much.
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140. Good night.
You're funny.
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You want to score
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So give me a call
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There's no need to be
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How's it going?
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I went to that Jay-Z
listening party last night.
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Was it insane?
Was the album incredible?
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I got there late.
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It was insane.
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some girl's titties.
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and tell me it wasn't
the best night of all time.
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a crazy party, man.
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glitter on my dick.
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our revenue stream.
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our fucking stream.
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the fuck out of that
stream right now.
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159. The music
business is failing.
The bubble done pop!
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That's your phone?
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No, I can't talk right now.
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in the middle of this meeting
in order to humiliate me.
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167. Yeah,
he's actually staring at me,
he's really pissed right now.
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I'm not joking, man.
Yeah, 6:30.
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though. Bye.
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out of my office.
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make me do that.
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out of my office.
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phone out of my office!
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meeting is for me.
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177. No. No,
this meeting is not for me.
It's for y'all.
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I'm gonna be all right.
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villas in Brazil, Tahiti,
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one Koo Koo Roo.
Not one.
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Y'all are fucked.
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I'm doing fine.
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help me help you.
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with some brilliant ideas
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the next Alicia Keys.
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I can vouch for her.
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Alicia Keys.
Yeah.
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last discovery?
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What'd you say?
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motherfucking Daddy.
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Chocolate Daddy.
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Chocolate Daddy sell?
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this girl is...
Shut the fuck up.
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Don't talk.
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Shut the fuck up, man.
Please.
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talk any more.
Shut the fuck up!
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for Chocolate Daddy!
Fifteen thousand units!
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money that is to put
them through school?
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how many Air Jordans
six black kids wear?
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I'm having a panic attack
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- We need ideas.
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Share with the group.
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the highest selling
live albums of all time.
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of anniversary concert...
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and it can generate
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is gonna change our game.
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on HBO, Facebook.
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230. We charge them
each a million bucks
to co-sponsor the event.
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231. And that'll jump-start sales
of his back catalog,
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re-master, with
additional tracks
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of the concert.
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We need a game changer.
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is one of the last
remaining rock stars.
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maybe a game changer's
not what we need.
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and we have a chance
to make real music,
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we can succeed.
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240. And personally,
I think it would kick ass
to see him play live again.
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in this business, right?
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to listen to something
that's a game changer.
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Hi.
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Oh, my God.
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like, a hundred hours
of Gossip Girl.
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and The Mars Volta
play a show.
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it tonight.
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at the hospital at,
like, 6:00 a.m.
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it's worth me
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Gossip Girl with me.
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then if you fall asleep,
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to the concert?
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I'll have sex with you.
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you're blackmailing me
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That's not fair.
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of my penis tonight.
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I'm gonna stay home.
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with the penis.
No, it's not fair.
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work with the penis.
It doesn't work.
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the stars unfurled
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and I've crossed the world
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And I need to be inside you
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some part of me
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to do the show.
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and available.
Really?
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and pick him up.
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take him to New York
to the Today Show
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about the concert.
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for the show at the Greek.
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Are you serious?
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his first boner.
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moment in life.
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in some cubicle,
answering some fucking phone.
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Yeah. I can handle
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is the slipperiest,
most conniving
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the face of the earth.
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to watch your tushie
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you make them feel
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mind fucked before?
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fucking your mind?
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really feel anything.
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That's the art of it!
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the shit out of you.
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wearing a condom,
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not no joke.
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Aldous Snow.
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show him balance.
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see him fucked up,
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want to see him
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that's the perfect balance
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Except for African Child.
That album sucked.
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You love African Child.
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African Child.
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favorite album.
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You bought 10 copies
on the first day.
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I love African Child.
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No.
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We don't do that.
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condescending shit ever made.
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A house nigger?
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a fucking house nigger.
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you're a house N-word.
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No, I don't like
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I like African Child,
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I play that shit
in my fucking sleep.
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I brush my teeth to it.
I love African Child.
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I don't love African Child.
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that fucking question again.
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in three hours from LAX.
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Let's go get some coffee.
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I'll carry you
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You're funny.
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just so awesome.
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364. He was like,
"You got one moment,
and here's your moment."
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365. And it was like 8 Mile.
You know? And he's
letting me do this!
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366. I mean, I get to
spend one-on-one time
with Aldous Snow.
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how awesome is that?
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all these ideas for
his sound specifically.
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resurrect the guy's career.
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371. You know?
I mean, it's incredible.
It's, like, my dream.
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of big news, too.
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a residency,
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a residency program,
at East Seattle General.
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then I can get matched there,
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really nice there.
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so they have better
call schedules,
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spend some time together.
It's so nice!
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You want to move to Seattle?
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To work in the hospital.
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hospital there, yeah.
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in Seattle?
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of music stuff in Seattle.
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Nirvana came
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that I'm moving to Seattle?
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an extra scalpel?
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cut my balls off
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so you don't just
metaphorically own them,
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hold them in your pocket?
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a '50s housewife right now.
Like my dreams don't count.
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395. You're like
Michael Jackson's dad.
You're abusing me right now.
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396. Okay. You know what?
We should just...
We're gonna table this.
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397. We're gonna table
it because I can't...
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398. Guess what.
Just on a side note,
I had an idea today.
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400. Listen. You know how hard
I've been working for this.
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401. You know I am killing myself
in this internship.
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402. This hospital will be
beautiful in Seattle,
and it will be good for us.
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403. That's all I'm saying.
I'm not trying to be hurtful.
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404. I'm just saying
that I think it will be
good for us,
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405. so we're moving to Seattle!
I don't want to
move to Seattle...
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406. We're moving!
We're moving to Seattle.
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407. No. We're not
moving to Seattle.
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408. Great.
So maybe we should
just take some time.
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409. Are you having your
period or something?
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410. I'm sorry, what?
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411. Are you on your
period or something?
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412. Are you fucking
kidding me?
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yeah? From Pinnacle.
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Yes.
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415. Wow. What?
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So, the Greek concert.
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Three days.
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420. Yeah, Aldous is
really excited. We all are.
This is fantastic.
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421. I'm so ready!
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422. What?
Cheerio!
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423. Great.
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424. I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
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425. Okay, come in, come in.
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426. Cool.
He's gonna be a moment.
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427. Just go and wait for him
outside on the terrace.
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428. I shouldn't
have done that.
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429. This is awesome.
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430. Hey!
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431. I'm Aldous Snow,
the rock star.
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432. Oh, man! I mean,
your place is great!
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433. This is gonna be
so much fun.
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434. We're gonna
travel together...
Who are you, mate?
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435. I'm sorry.
I'm Aaron Green.
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436. What are you
doing in me house?
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437. I'm from Pinnacle.
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438. I'm here to take you to
the 10-year anniversary
show at the Greek.
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439. That's not for
another two months.
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440. Mum?
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441. Yeah?
This joker's here
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442. to change the date
of the Greek concert.
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444. Why would they do that?
Duffy!
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445. Yeah?
Remember that concert
in Los Angeles?
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446. Yeah.
It's supposed to be
in two months, isn't it?
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447. Yeah, two months.
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448. Two months, right, exactly.
They've changed it.
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449. What?
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450. We had spoken about it.
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451. I've never seen you
before in my life.
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452. I don't like change.
I don't like it
when things change.
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453. It's unsettling,
isn't it?
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455. Or a lolly? Codeine?
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456. Mum, Duffy,
just objectively,
is this fair?
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457. No.
No.
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458. It's not, is it?
I'm not being
unreasonable.
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459. No.
No.
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Yeah.
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461. Yes.
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462. Sorry I changed the date.
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That's my bad.
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465. That's better.
That's better that
you've apologized,
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466. 'cause now we can
start to rebuild.
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467. - Duffy?
- Yeah?
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468. Get us a couple
of lagers, mate.
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469. It really is
so nice to meet you.
I'm a lifelong fan.
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470. This lager hits the spot.
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471. We should probably
get going if we're gonna catch
that 6:00 p.m. flight to JFK.
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472. Aldy, by the way,
whatever happened
to Jackie?
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473. She was such a darling girl.
She was so polite.
I always liked her.
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474. Did you? I really
liked Dad. Where is he?
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475. Fuck off, Aldous.
Your dad's a piece
of shit moocher.
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476. You see how she
talks about me dad?
Imagine that.
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477. Anyways,
we really should get...
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478. He had a heart attack
last month, my dad.
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479. Look how she mugs him off.
Disgusting.
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480. Well, if you like
the bastard so much,
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481. why don't you go
and visit him when
you're in America?
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482. Perhaps I will.
Perhaps I'll pop over
and bond with him.
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483. You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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484. Yeah, I'd love that.
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485. Cut you out of the equation,
you old bag.
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486. We really...
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487. We should get going
if we're gonna
catch the flight.
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488. I'm only joking.
I love you, Mummy.
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489. I'm your special
little soldier,
ain't I?
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490. Yes, you are.
You're my special
little boy.
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491. To Bushmills!
Wow.
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492. Cheers.
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493. Hey, so, Aldous,
for the Today Show,
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494. they want to know
what song you want
to play.
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495. Say it was up to you, Aaron,
what would you have me do?
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496. That's your call.
You're the artist,
you know,
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497. whatever you
feel like playing.
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498. I'd be really interested,
'cause you're, like,
a legitimate enthusiast.
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499. I'd like to know what
you'd be into doing.
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500. If I had to choose,
all-time favorite
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501. would be The Clap.
That's a classic.
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502. You know, that's...
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503. That's, like,
my childhood right there,
you know.
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504. Okay. Well,
I suppose the obvious choice
is African Child, right?
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505. - Yeah.
- Great tune.
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506. Yeah, I love African Child.
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507. The song's awesome.
I brush my teeth
to it, you know?
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508. I think maybe
we should run to
the airport right now,
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509. 'cause we're getting close.
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510. Change it to the next one.
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511. Should we get out of this
bourgeois shithole?
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512. I disagree with
what you're saying!
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513. Bollocks!
I disagree highly!
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514. Oh, no.
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515. Hey, move into...
Make Aaron famous.
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516. Aldous, here!
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517. Hey, look,
the car service is here,
with all the bags.
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518. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Change it to the next one.
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519. So we're going
on the next one?
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520. This is why
we delay flights.
For this!
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521. What's up, man?
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522. Hey.
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523. I'm here with Aldous Snow,
so we have a table
in the back.
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524. Great.
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525. Feel free to bring
Professor Snape.
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526. Come by. We'll play some
late-night Quidditch.
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527. Just leave it. Yeah.
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528. Right?
Not everyone cares.
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529. Excuse me.
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530. Aldous. Hey. Sorry.
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531. Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me.
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532. What? What are you doing?
I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
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533. What's this?
Listen, hey, listen.
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534. It's just getting super close
to that 12:00 a.m. flight.
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535. Aaron.
I don't...
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536. See them two girls?
Just there?
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537. I want to fuck
them two girls.
Do you?
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538. Yeah, they seem awesome.
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539. They seem, like, cool.
Sure. Why not?
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540. I don't want to
think about that
right now, man.
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541. That's cool. I just
want to leave here,
please.
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542. You're in a long-term
relationship, right?
Copy !req
543. No, just ended, actually.
See, my...
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544. Brilliant!
So, doesn't it make sense
that we would stay here
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545. and have possibly
the time of your life?
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546. Fuck!
Copy !req
547. Okay. What'd you prefer,
blonde or brunette?
Blonde or brunette?
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548. I don't know.
What was your ex?
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549. Brunette.
Blonde it is.
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550. Here we go!
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551. Thank you.
Cheers.
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552. Do you want to go to
the loo for a minute?
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553. Why?
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554. Oh, yes!
Oh, God.
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555. - My butt's getting wet!
- My butt's getting wet!
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556. I'm falling in the toilet!
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557. I'm falling into the toilet!
Copy !req
558. That was great. Awesome.
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559. Chase me!
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560. It's better
than Christmas!
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561. No, shut up.
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562. Go on, Aaron,
give her both barrels!
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563. All right.
Can you give me
the key, please?
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564. I love you.
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565. We've seen not
much of that today.
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566. Toss it!
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567. And there it goes.
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568. The hoop goes wide.
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569. Oh, no.
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570. We're fine.
We got 35 minutes to catch
an international flight.
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571. I wouldn't worry about it.
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572. Your mouth is smiling,
but your eyes look all sad.
Why?
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573. Will you excuse me one sec?
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574. Do you mind
driving faster,
please?
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575. Would you like me to take
the Chiswick Roundabout
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576. through Hounslow
and Staines?
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577. What is this,
fucking Middle-earth?
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578. Just take us to
the airport, okay?
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579. - Come on!
- All right, sir.
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580. Run! Run! Run!
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581. Run! Just, try and keep up.
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582. Final
boarding call...
Just keep up.
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583. Hold the plane!
We're here!
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584. Aaron. Aaron.
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585. Aaron, you're sleeping.
Stop sleep.
Aaron, you're asleep.
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586. You're asleep.
You're asleep, Aaron.
Here's your drink.
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587. - My leg.
- Don't sleep so often.
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588. Cheers, mate.
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589. Thank you for
waking me up.
Copy !req
590. Why do you think
people keep saying
my music's shit?
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591. I don't think that's
the case. Is it?
Is that the case?
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592. Yeah, a lot of negativity.
Lot of sniping
and snidey remarks.
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593. People are, "Yeah, he's shit,
he's a has-been, he's over,"
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594. "he's in his
greatest hits era."
Copy !req
595. Don't listen to that shit.
I love all your albums.
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596. Do you love the album
African Child?
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597. Yeah, of course.
I love African Child.
It's awesome.
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598. Aaron. NME said
that African Child
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599. was the most detrimental thing
to happen to black culture
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600. since the Rodney King
beatings.
Copy !req
601. Are you serious?
Yeah.
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602. I read in Rolling Stone
that African Child
came third
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603. behind famine and war
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604. as the thing that had
been most damaging
to African life.
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605. I find that hard
to believe,
Copy !req
606. but they say any press
is good press, right?
I mean...
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607. Come on, mate.
You know, open up.
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608. It seems as if
on your last album
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609. you kind of went in
the studio and just did
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610. whatever the producer
asked you to do.
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611. Right.
Yeah, no, that's exactly...
This is good.
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612. Aldous Snow needs
to be two guitars,
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613. a bass and a drum kit
and his incredible voice.
Copy !req
614. Vocals, yes! Yes.
And that's it.
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615. And that's what
we want to hear.
That's what I love.
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616. That's what all
your fans love.
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617. It's just every artist
has this one album
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618. that's just not good,
and that's it.
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619. Honestly, I listen to
that and I'm just like,
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620. "What is this piece of
shit I'm listening to?
Do I even know this artist?"
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621. "What the fuck
was he thinking?"
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622. Don't fucking
talk to me like that,
you little prick.
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623. I'm so sorry.
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624. In future, if someone
asks you to give them
a critique of their work,
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625. don't rip out
their fucking gizzards
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626. and hold it in
front of their face.
Copy !req
627. What are you?
What do you know?
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628. I'm sorry.
Look, I don't know what
I'm talking about.
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629. Yeah, what you did
was very spiteful.
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630. But it was also very
brave and very honest,
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631. and I respect you
for doing that,
Copy !req
632. but the content of what
you said has made me
hate you.
Copy !req
633. So there's a layer
of respect, admittedly,
Copy !req
634. for your truthfulness,
peppered with hate.
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635. Hateful respect.
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636. I'm sorry.
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637. It's over.
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638. - Scalpel! Now!
- But, Doctor!
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639. Hey, I think I used
to have sex with her.
Copy !req
640. Yeah, yeah.
No, I did, I did.
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641. Love is blind
Love is blind, love is blind
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642. Aaron. I haven't performed
in three years, you know?
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643. I need a drink if
I'm gonna do this show.
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644. I feel tired.
I don't even want
to do it.
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645. You'll do great.
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646. We have, like, 14 minutes
to get to the Today Show,
so step on it.
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647. Aaron.
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648. Here's a photo of you
being sick last night.
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649. And so it is.
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650. Who's this guy?
He's really cute.
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651. That's Naples. My son.
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652. The only thing that makes
me happy, the little twit.
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653. Hey, Sergio.
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654. The 7:00 a.m. flight!
What the fuck?
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655. You have lost control
of this shit.
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656. What you think?
Hold on.
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657. I mean, come on, player.
Lose the pink, man.
It's not gangsta.
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658. That's your problem, man.
You always trying
to be gangsta.
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659. What are you talkin' about?
The name of the song
is called I'm Gangsta!
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660. You're five zippers
away from Thriller.
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661. And you're one shirt away
from Carlton, motherfucker.
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662. Fuck off, Sergio.
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663. You can fuck me all you want,
but you gonna change
that goddamn pink.
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664. Aaron, listen,
your job is to keep him sober
for the next 30 minutes.
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665. Hey, I feel like
a little whiskey.
Do you mind?
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666. Thanks.
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667. I'm not gonna wear
this hat on the program,
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668. so whatever you do
to my hair now
is irrelevant.
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669. I kind of feel like
getting a buzz on also.
Do you mind?
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670. You enjoying yourself, mate?
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671. Goddamn.
This ain't cool,
what you're doing.
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672. 'Cause I need
that for the show.
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673. This isn't cool.
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674. Don't be a bitch, dude.
Let me get my smoke on.
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675. Economist Paul Krugman
stops by to give us his
take on the economy.
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676. Hey. I'm Aaron.
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677. Do you have any
idea how late you are?
You smell like a hobo.
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678. But first, our interview
and performance
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679. from British rocker
Aldous Snow.
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680. We'll be back right
after these messages.
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681. And we're
in commercial.
Thanks, guys.
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682. Meredith! Hello,
this is Aldous Snow.
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683. It is such a pleasure
to finally meet you.
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684. I was getting
a little worried.
I know you
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685. changed your flights
quite a few times.
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686. I didn't think you'd make it.
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687. I apologize
for our tardiness.
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688. The culprit is
this gentleman.
He's Aaron Green.
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689. That's why we're late,
because of him.
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690. Aaron!
Hey.
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691. Come meet Meredith.
Hey, Meredith.
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692. Oh, my gosh.
It's lovely to meet you.
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693. My mom loves your shit.
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694. There, see?
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695. He looks after me.
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696. I am here with
Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow.
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697. Ready, one, take.
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You were famously sober
for many years.
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699. Now you are
famously not sober.
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700. Are you on
something right now?
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701. Yeah.
You are?
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702. Yeah.
Several things?
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703. I'm just mucking
around, Meredith.
I've never taken drugs.
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704. I have.
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705. I love them.
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706. Aldous,
I'm worried about you.
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707. Are you Paul Krugman?
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708. Yeah.
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709. My dad loves your shit.
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710. Thank you.
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711. Hey, you're doing great, man!
You're doing great. So good.
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712. I don't know the lyrics
to African Child.
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714. I need you to get the lyrics.
I'm serious.
I don't know the lyrics.
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715. I can't remember
what the lyrics are.
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716. They're, like, the most
simplest lyrics ever.
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717. Are they, mate?
What are they?
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718. Yeah...
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719. Across the mystic desert
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720. ls a desert that is mystic
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721. No! That's not the lyrics.
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722. I don't know.
Thirty seconds.
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723. Thirty seconds.
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724. I will figure this out.
Don't worry.
You started this.
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725. I am here
with Aldous Snow
of Infant Sorrow.
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726. I understand that
African Child was
commercially disappointing.
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727. Who knows
the lyrics to African Child?
Who knows the lyrics to...
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728. artistically fulfilling.
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729. Yeah, but it was also
critically disappointing.
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730. Yes.
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731. Hey, man.
What's up?
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732. Do you know the lyrics
to African Child?
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733. I don't know the lyrics.
I just pound the drum
and do the Africa face.
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734. I need the lyrics
to African Child!
Copy !req
735. - Yes, in a way.
- Although, in another way, no.
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736. - Well, we all want you...
- We want you to sing.
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737. What are the lyrics
to African Child?
Copy !req
738. - I guess I'm gonna.
- Okay, he's gonna sing.
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739. We'll be right back
with Aldous Snow.
I'm gonna.
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740. It is a wonderful day
here in New York City.
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741. We are seconds away
from Aldous Snow
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742. performing live out
in Rockefeller Plaza.
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743. I can't...
Sorry, Meredith!
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744. Oh, boy.
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745. And now, Aldous.
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746. Thank you.
I'm Aldous Snow.
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747. And this is African Child.
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748. Oh, fuck.
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749. Take three.
Can you hit the delay?
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750. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
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751. I want to...
Do you remember The Clap?
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752. Play The Clap.
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753. One, two, three, four!
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754. We got the clap
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755. You got the clap
We cooked the rocks
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756. You took the smack
Ah, yeah
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757. We love you!
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758. We got the itch
You got the scratch
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759. Burns, burns, burns
Like the head of a match
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760. You took the front,
I took the back
Ah, yeah
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761. We got the clap
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762. We got it
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763. I got the clap!
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764. I got the clap, too!
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765. I'm so shitfaced.
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766. What's going on?
My gosh.
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767. We got the clap
You got the clap
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768. Wiped my face on
the welcome mat
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769. We got the clap
Can't be beat
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770. Got it off
the back of a toilet seat
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771. Shake your hips
Mind your feet
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772. We got the clap
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773. We got it
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774. Oh, no.
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775. Tell the West Coast
they gotta trim the balls.
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776. Ready, one, take.
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777. We got the clap
Can't be beat
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778. We got the clap
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779. We're gonna be performing
at the Greek Theatre in
two days! See you there!
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780. Aldous!
Aldous!
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781. Pandemonium!
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782. Oh, man!
That was awesome!
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783. So cool.
I enjoyed that.
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784. I couldn't have
done it without you,
do you know what I mean?
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785. The Clap. Great idea!
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786. You rocked that shit!
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787. That was amazing, man.
I haven't heard The Clap
in, like, three years.
Copy !req
788. Amazing.
Copy !req
789. Thank you. Thank you
for that. I'll use it.
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790. I would grind that.
I would ride
the shit out of her.
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791. Yeah,
I would kiss her face.
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792. Don't take it.
Don't take it.
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793. Who is it? Sergio?
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794. Shit, it's Daphne.
Worse.
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795. Hey, Daph.
Hey, sweetie.
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796. What's up?
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797. Listen,
I'm just calling 'cause
I wanted to apologize.
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798. I just slept for,
like, 20 straight hours
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799. and I'm feeling really bad,
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800. and I just wanted
to say I'm sorry
about what happened.
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801. I was out of my mind.
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802. Okay.
Really?
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803. Yeah. Thanks.
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804. So, I'd like to
make it up to you
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805. when you get
back from your trip.
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806. Wait, what's up?
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807. I would like to
make it up to you.
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808. Fun Daphne got us
tickets to Radiohead.
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809. Wait, what's up?
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810. Can you hear me?
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811. I thought we broke up.
You broke up with me, right?
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812. Aaron, we live together.
We have a home together.
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813. How could you think
we were broken up?
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814. Because that's
what you said.
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815. You really think
that we're broken up
right now?
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816. What have you been doing?
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817. You know,
you're so holier-than-thou
about being a doctor.
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818. You know, just 'cause
you're a doctor doesn't
make you a good person.
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819. The Nazis have doctors,
Daphne.
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820. They had Nazi doctors
that fixed Nazi legs
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821. so they could walk around
being angry, okay?
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822. So...
What are you talking about?
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823. Aaron!
Is it your girlfriend?
Let me have a go.
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824. Aaron is very busy now.
Press seven for fellatio.
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825. Here you go.
Don't hang about.
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826. There's pussy
everywhere, mate.
I can't do them all.
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827. Hey, that was Aldous.
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828. You know,
here's some medical advice
from your Nazi doctor.
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829. Herpes is incurable.
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830. I labored under
the myth of monogamy for
seven years with Jackie,
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831. and it was pointless.
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832. So you only
slept with Jackie?
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833. No. No. I mean,
I slept with other people,
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834. but I always
told her about it.
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835. Monogamy.
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836. I realize now my dad
was just a realist.
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837. I used to be angry...
All right, love.
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838. I used to be angry
'cause he abandoned me,
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839. but really, he was
just being a realist.
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840. You can't remain
in that situation.
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841. Your dad lives in,
in Vegas, right?
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842. Mmm-hmm.
That's right, yeah.
He lives there, yeah.
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843. You should invite him...
Hello, love.
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844. Your dad should...
Nice.
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845. You should invite
him to the show.
You want me to get on that?
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846. I don't know if we
really have that type
of relationship,
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847. you know,
me and my dad.
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848. He always wants
something from me.
It's a bad idea.
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849. Well, I'm sure he'd love
to come see you perform.
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850. Let's put it this way.
If I had a concert,
my dad would come.
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851. He would come,
like, five hours early
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852. and ask all the roadies
what town they were from,
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853. and if he knew anybody
from their town.
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854. He'd be proud.
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855. He's good.
He's a good man.
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856. Yeah. Yeah.
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857. I hate to be a downer,
but it's getting really late.
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858. We have a flight
early in the morning.
Do you mind if...
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859. Yeah, yeah, right.
Hey, Aaron!
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860. Have you ever drunk absinthe,
like from the 1900s?
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861. No.
Picasso drank it.
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862. Oi!
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863. Absinthe!
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864. All right, well,
we'll take one shot
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865. and then we'll go
back to the hotel?
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866. Just a little sip
of naughty water,
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867. and we go back
to the hotel. Simple.
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868. Aaron! You lost control,
motherfucker.
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869. Stampin' on an
African child!
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870. Do you like it when
I whip you, Aldous?
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871. Why is Moby whipping us?
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872. Whee!
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873. Look, I'm eating
my own head.
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874. I accept your apology.
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875. What's
Aldous Snow like?
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876. - He's the best.
- Hello?
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877. It's sort of like...
I'm basically
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878. like his new producer
or whatever.
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879. That is so amazing
for you!
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880. Hello?
Why are your
boobs different sizes?
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881. 'Cause the left...
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882. I don't
care either, Daphne.
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883. You live in Seattle,
I'll fucking live
in New York.
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884. Look how
beautiful you are.
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885. Do you see how
beautiful you are, Jackie?
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886. I like being so close.
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887. You're so beautiful.
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888. Jackie Q, Jackie Q
I love you
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889. Jackie Q
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890. Fucking hell.
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891. Jackie Q, Jackie Q
at the barbeque
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892. You silly bastard.
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893. I love you.
Why don't we
make a sex tape?
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894. 'Cause I don't want
to make a sex tape.
Yes.
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895. Fucking hell.
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896. Come on, it'll be fun!
Please, Aldous, come on.
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897. I will not call you.
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898. Let me marry you.
Please, Aldous.
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899. Jackie?
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900. Is that you, Aldous?
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901. No, Aldous Snow
has got better things
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902. to do first thing
in the morning
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903. than call up
an ex-girlfriend.
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904. What are you doing?
Where are you?
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905. Just in our old flat,
actually.
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906. In New York.
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907. You with anybody?
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908. Some affable nitwit.
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909. Where are you now, Jackie?
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910. Los Angeles.
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911. What are you doing?
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912. Sleeping next
to Lars Ulrich.
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913. Lars Ulrich?
From Metallica?
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914. Yeah.
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915. Why?
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916. What's Lars packing
in the drumstick region?
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917. I can't tell you
that right now.
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918. He's sleeping
right next to me.
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919. What are you so interested
in Lars for, Aldous?
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920. You jealous?
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921. No. I don't get jealous.
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922. I miss you, Aldy.
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923. I miss you. I miss you.
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924. I miss you.
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925. Listen,
why don't you be a good girl
and put the phone down
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926. next to your vagina,
'cause I need to talk to her.
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927. Hello?
Is that Jackie's vagina?
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928. Hello, Aldous.
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929. All right.
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930. How are you?
I've missed you.
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931. I'm very well, thank you.
I've just come back
from Brazil.
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932. What's the weather like?
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933. It's quite wet
down there, actually.
Fuck off.
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934. I really miss
your cock, Aldous.
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935. I'm gonna come
and see you, Jackie.
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936. I don't think you should,
but I do, I really
miss you, Aldous.
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937. I'm stuck here
with a hard-on.
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938. I don't know
what to do with it.
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939. Hey, babe.
Who's on the horn?
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940. It's Mum. She's just
calling up from London.
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941. Let me
take care of this.
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942. Oi, Aldous.
It's Lars.
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943. "I'm ashamed that
you're with a drummer,
Jackie."
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944. "I'd always dreamed
that you would marry
a front man."
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945. "With charisma.
Razzmatazz."
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946. "Rough around the edges,
but with stars in
his eyes, you know."
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947. Jackie,
your mom kind of sounds
like a Monty Python skit.
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948. Give me the phone back.
Okay. Okay, okay, sorry.
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949. Darling,
I've gotta go, all right?
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950. I'll see you later.
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951. I'm coming to see you.
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952. Don't say
anything else, all right?
I gotta go. Bye.
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953. Get up.
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954. I can't be here
any more now.
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955. Huh?
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956. I can't believe
we're actually on
time for a flight.
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957. Hey, can you
pull over, mate?
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958. Actually, we, we have
a flight to catch.
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959. Yeah, no, just pull
over here off Linden.
I want to get a pretzel.
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960. Dude really wants
a pretzel.
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961. He's not getting
a pretzel, is he?
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962. Not the kind you
put mustard on.
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963. Go, please.
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964. Next in line!
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965. You two traveling together?
Okay.
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966. You mind coming in
back for a quick exam?
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967. Just come this way, please.
Thank you.
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968. I need you to put this
into your bottom hole.
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969. What?
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970. Put this into your rectum.
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971. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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972. What the fuck, man?
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973. What are you doing?
We're in the middle
of the airport!
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974. It's a necessary
part of your job, Aaron.
Don't be complicated.
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975. I won't do it.
I won't do it. No.
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976. Put it in!
Relax your anus.
Stop! Just stop!
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977. Aaron! If you don't do it,
I ain't gonna do the concert.
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978. I'll just get on a plane
and go back to London.
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979. The only logical thing
to do in this situation
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980. is to put this
deep in your asshole.
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981. Please keep
the line moving, sir.
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982. My phone is ringing.
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983. Your phone is not ringing.
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984. It's Sergio.
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985. It's not Sergio.
There's no one there!
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986. Aaron, stop pretending
to talk to Sergio!
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987. Right, mate. Hello!
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988. Hey! The couch
is not for jumping!
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989. Aaron, my superstar.
Great news.
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990. The concert sold out
in 10 fucking minutes.
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991. Hey, so I'm having
a possible health issue
with the talent.
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992. What kind of health issue?
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993. His eyes ain't rolling
to the back of his head,
are they?
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994. No.
Babe! I don't see
no string cheese!
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995. All I see is Babybels
and chocolate pudding!
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996. Baby,
look in the dairy drawer!
Next to the Go-Gurts.
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997. I don't see no Go-Gurts!
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998. You need to put these shits
where I can see them.
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999. He wants me to
put drugs up my ass.
And I don't know what to do.
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1000. Then you put
the drugs up your ass.
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1001. What's the problem?
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1002. Please don't
make me do that.
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1003. This is the opportunity
that you've been waiting for.
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1004. You are now in
the power position.
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1005. You hold all the power
in your ass.
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1006. He will do whatever
you want him to do.
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1007. Isn't that enabling him?
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1008. Yes, that's what we do.
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1009. It's only a little bit
of heron in your ass.
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1010. Nobody's gonna die.
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1011. You know what
you signed up for.
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1012. It's Biggest Loser time
It's Biggest Loser time
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1013. It's Daddy's favorite show
It's Daddy's favorite show
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1014. Just give it.
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1015. Aaron!
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1016. Come on, mate,
we ain't got all day.
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1017. It's not recreational!
It's not meant to be a hobby!
Just get it up!
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1018. Close the door behind you!
Hurry up!
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1019. Why did you do this to me?
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1020. Out of love.
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1021. Are you sure
you should be
doing this stuff?
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1022. Have you got
an anti-drug message that
you're gonna convey now?
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1023. I just feel like
it couldn't hurt
to not be on heroin.
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1024. Couldn't it? You know,
I used to be sober.
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1025. When I was sober,
I was worried about,
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1026. "Is this the twilight
of my career?"
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1027. "ls the mother of my child
a cruel, evil, brilliant,
savant, idiot genius?"
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1028. You know,
"Am I bringing up my
kid the right way?"
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1029. Now, I'm just
worried about drugs.
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1030. Your life's to-do list
must be a baffling document.
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1031. You're worried about
so many things, Aaron.
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1032. You're worried about
will we get to the show?
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1033. Will I perform well?
Will you get the credit
that you deserve?
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1034. Mine has on it
but one word.
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1035. Do you know
what that word is?
Oh, no.
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1036. I have to sneeze.
What?
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1037. I have to sneeze.
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1038. But I'm terrified
that my bowels will
evacuate if I do.
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1039. If you sneeze,
it is very important
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1040. that you clench
at the same time.
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1041. Aaron.
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1042. I'm gonna sneeze.
I'm gonna clench
and sneeze.
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1043. Listen to me.
Dude, I'm gonna
clench and sneeze.
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1044. Don't close your eyes.
It's impossible to sneeze
if your eyes are open.
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1045. Open your eyes.
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1046. You're being selfish.
I'm gonna clench
and sneeze.
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1047. Is it still in?
I think I broke a rib.
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1048. Hello, to you.
Hi.
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1049. I'm just checking
if flight 51 is on time.
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1050. Let's see.
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1051. Hello, gorgeous.
That flight to
Vegas left yet?
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1052. Not yet.
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1053. Well, stick us on
that then, please.
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1054. Two first-class tickets?
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1055. No.
Yeah.
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1056. Yeah, switch us
onto the Vegas flight,
me and him.
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1057. All right.
No.
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1058. I want to visit my dad.
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1059. It was your idea.
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1060. That's not what I meant.
I meant after the show
to see your dad.
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1061. You didn't specify.
He didn't specify.
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1062. Yeah, well, I... You know,
I did that special favor
for you earlier.
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1063. So, maybe you
could return that favor
and we could just go to LA.
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1064. What favor?
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1065. You know.
The favor that
I did earlier.
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1066. My mind's a blank.
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1067. Oh! He means
the heroin.
Nope.
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1068. His bum's
all full of heroin.
He doesn't mean that.
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1069. No, no, no.
I'm a terrible drug addict.
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1070. Mule!
No.
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1071. He's a mule!
No.
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1072. You're the devil.
Perfect.
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1073. All right,
I want my package now.
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1074. I'm not gonna
give you the drugs
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1075. until we're in Los Angeles,
post-show.
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1076. Just to clarify,
are you saying you're
withholding my narcotics?
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1077. You made a huge
tactical error
and now I'm in control.
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1078. Okay.
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1079. Are you ticklish?
Okay, stop.
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1080. Okay, stop.
Give me the package.
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1081. Seriously stop!
Seriously stop!
Seriously stop!
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1082. Seriously stop!
Seriously.
I'll smoke you out.
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1083. Seriously, seriously stop!
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1084. What are you doing?
Stop! No! No! Let go!
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1085. You're crazy! No! No!
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1086. - No!
- Open up.
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1087. No!
Good girl.
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1088. Wasn't painful,
was it?
No.
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1089. In future, if you find
yourself in a situation...
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1090. What are you doing?
Get the fuck...
You little wanker.
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1091. I just need you to go
and score for me, Aaron.
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1092. We're in Vegas.
I don't know peeps
out here, you know?
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1093. It's not a fucking game, Aaron!
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1094. Don't put yourself between
me and my problem or
I'll fucking destroy you!
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1095. Go on now!
Why are you still here?
Why are you still here?
Copy !req
1096. Just calm...
Just calm down.
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1097. It's not a joke!
It's not funny!
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1098. Spilling my narcotics,
fucking me around!
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1099. I need you to sort me out!
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1100. You spilled my medicine!
You need to remedy it!
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1101. This is calm.
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1102. Twenty minutes ago,
I was even more calm
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1103. when I had my fingers
in your asshole.
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1104. You don't want to
wait around for another
half-hour, son,
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1105. 'cause I'll be
fucking you up.
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1106. I'll figure it out.
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1107. Yeah, you will. Yeah.
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1108. Hi. Can I help you?
Yes.
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1109. I am trying to look
up a friend of mine
who's staying at the hotel.
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1110. I don't know
what room he's in.
Okay. What's the last name?
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1111. It's spelled H...
Okay.
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1112. E-R-O-I-N.
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1113. Can you find
that guest for me?
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1114. Okay, I see
what you're doing.
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1115. I don't think it's funny,
to be honest with you.
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1116. I mean, you come here,
you ask me for,
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1117. if somebody named Heroin
has checked in
the fucking hotel,
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1118. 'cause you wanna buy drugs
and that's how you do it?
Copy !req
1119. You pretend that
it's the last name
of a fucking guest?
Copy !req
1120. Are you out of your mind?
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1121. I don't know. I just,
just, just... I just...
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1122. I'm looking for
my friend Heroin.
Do you know him?
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1123. Yeah, I do. He'll be out
back of the Spice Market
Buffet in 20 minutes.
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1124. I feel like I'm in
2 Fast 2 Furious.
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1125. Yo, Brian,
give me my money
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1126. or I'm gonna stab you
in the fucking stomach,
all right?
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1127. Get out of my room, dude.
What are you gonna do?
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1128. What... I'm not,
like, involved in this.
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1129. Oh, my God!
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1130. Where is the hospital?
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1131. You take a right
on North Casino Way!
Copy !req
1132. Every street's
called Casino Way!
Copy !req
1133. God, why didn't he
take me all the way
to the door?
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1134. One, two, three, four
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1135. It's just like
coming in the back door
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1136. Five, six, seven, eight
Feels great
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1137. A ring, a ring
around my dirty posie
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1138. My rear pocket is so
fit and so damn cozy
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1139. Ring, ring,
ring around my posie
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1140. All the boys in town say
I've the tautest of posies
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1141. Aldous.
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1142. I couldn't get what
you wanted me to get.
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1143. Sorry.
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1144. Yeah, I forgot
I asked you to do that.
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1145. No, that's all sorted.
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1146. Turns out,
it's quite easy to get
drugs in Las Vegas.
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1147. Why do you look
so flustered?
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1148. All right, just change
and we'll get going,
shall we?
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1149. Looking forward
to seeing me dad.
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1150. Thanks again for
the suggestion.
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1151. Great.
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1152. By posie,
I'm talking about my asshole
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1153. Jackie Q!
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1154. When Frank Sinatra
moves his arm, you can
see my dad. There. There!
Copy !req
1155. What about...
What was that fucking album
you brought out last?
Copy !req
1156. It was... What was it?
African something or Zambezi,
Copy !req
1157. or what was it?
African Child.
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1158. Child. Child.
Yeah, yeah,
African Child.
Copy !req
1159. You should have
stayed away from that one,
I think.
Copy !req
1160. - I think you should've aborted that child, eh?
- You got that?
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1161. You know, mate?
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1162. I loved it.
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1163. She loved it, yeah.
Yeah. She really did.
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1164. No, she told me
that she loved it.
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1165. Yeah?
I loved it.
So enlightening.
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1166. We didn't order these.
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1167. These drinks
are on the house.
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1168. Oh, really? Great.
Thank you very much.
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1169. Funny, isn't it?
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1170. You get rich and then
everything comes free.
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1171. Yeah.
Copy !req
1172. So what brings you
to Vegas?
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1173. Aldous wanted
to visit you.
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1174. No. No, we were
just passing through.
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1175. We were near.
Really?
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1176. Actually, I've got a show
at the Greek Theatre in LA.
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1177. Terrific! Terrific. Great.
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1178. It's tomorrow, actually.
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1179. Really? Terrific!
Copy !req
1180. We should go see that.
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1181. Well, I'm not sure I...
Copy !req
1182. No, I think I'm
busy tomorrow night.
I'm busy tomorrow.
Copy !req
1183. Don't worry about it.
It's not set in stone or...
Copy !req
1184. It's actually
very set in stone.
Copy !req
1185. No, some of us have to
work for a living, right?
You know.
Copy !req
1186. Yeah, 'cause I remember
I became a rock star
Copy !req
1187. as a result of
winning a quiz show.
Copy !req
1188. What?
Copy !req
1189. All right, all right.
I'll check the schedule.
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1190. Dad!
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1191. I like it here.
Copy !req
1192. Cheers, son.
Copy !req
1193. Yeah, I like to come
here and clear my head.
Copy !req
1194. You remember that
first strip club
I brought you to?
Copy !req
1195. - I do.
- Fondly. Very fondly.
Copy !req
1196. So listen, what are
you going to open with
at the Greek?
Copy !req
1197. Love Explodes.
Really?
Copy !req
1198. I think you should
open with Going Up.
I love that fucking song.
Copy !req
1199. It's fucking genius.
You know, it's a great
thing to open with.
Copy !req
1200. I mean, getting them up,
getting them, fuck,
Copy !req
1201. right there in
the fucking palm of your hand
right away. Going Up.
Copy !req
1202. You missed
sound check, bitch!
Copy !req
1203. You know how much
that's gonna cost us?
Copy !req
1204. I apologize. Look,
things got out of control.
Copy !req
1205. But, hey,
we're at The Standard now,
so it's all fine,
Copy !req
1206. because we're all
settled in and we're here.
Copy !req
1207. Guess what.
I'm downstairs in the lobby.
Why don't you come on down?
Copy !req
1208. - You know what?
- Actually, Aldous just went to sleep.
Copy !req
1209. So I just think it'd be
better if he just, like,
got some rest.
Copy !req
1210. April Fools.
Copy !req
1211. I don't want to hear
that shit. You fucked up.
Copy !req
1212. He doesn't do
anything you want him to do!
He's a crazy person!
Copy !req
1213. Okay,
shut the fuck up and listen.
There's a change of plans.
Copy !req
1214. I hope you got
a good night's sleep.
Copy !req
1215. We going to party these
pussy limey motherfuckers
into the ground.
Copy !req
1216. They gonna be
dying to leave Vegas.
Copy !req
1217. But we gonna have
to mind fuck them.
Copy !req
1218. A deep mind fuck.
Copy !req
1219. Sergio!
Copy !req
1220. Aldous, hey!
Copy !req
1221. Have a drink with us!
Copy !req
1222. Come on!
Copy !req
1223. - Whoo! Vegas!
- What's up, baby?
Copy !req
1224. Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Copy !req
1225. Join in!
Copy !req
1226. Let's get our mind fuck on.
Copy !req
1227. Now, the Rat Pack
was the shit!
Copy !req
1228. Those guys right
there could croon.
Copy !req
1229. Whenever I would
hear Frank or Dean
or Sammy sing,
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1230. shit would just
warm my heart!
Copy !req
1231. You know, it just
makes me fucking tingle!
It's nice, isn't it?
Copy !req
1232. Yeah, I feel that.
I feel that, Sergio.
Copy !req
1233. Sometimes I think
that I was Frank Sinatra
in a past life,
Copy !req
1234. even though I was
born before he died.
Copy !req
1235. No, I'm Frank Sinatra.
Copy !req
1236. What? No.
Copy !req
1237. You? No.
Copy !req
1238. No. No, no, no.
Sorry, mate.
Copy !req
1239. You can't be Frank!
Can't be Frank.
Copy !req
1240. No.
Yeah. I'm Frank.
Copy !req
1241. What you trying to say?
I gotta be Sammy?
Copy !req
1242. - Yeah.
- Why I gotta be Sammy?
Copy !req
1243. 'Cause I'm black,
I gotta be Sammy Davis?
Copy !req
1244. Well, you know...
Copy !req
1245. I look more like Frank
than I do look like Sammy!
Copy !req
1246. Hey, so it looks like
you got everything
under control,
Copy !req
1247. so I might call
it an evening.
Copy !req
1248. Sit your ass...
Copy !req
1249. Has he been
acting like a bitch
this whole time?
Copy !req
1250. Yes, he has.
Yeah, he's been
a right little bitch.
Copy !req
1251. - What are you doing?
- You are representing Pinnacle.
Copy !req
1252. Excuse me.
Come here for a second.
What's your name?
Copy !req
1253. Destiny.
Copy !req
1254. Destiny, this is Aaron.
Copy !req
1255. He's my personal attendant.
He runs shit for me.
Copy !req
1256. Nice to meet you.
Aaron.
Copy !req
1257. Destiny.
Copy !req
1258. Destiny, pay attention.
Copy !req
1259. You are gonna go and
have sex with Aaron.
Right now.
Copy !req
1260. That's disrespectful.
Copy !req
1261. Aaron,
go with your destiny.
Copy !req
1262. - That's my name, Destiny.
- And you're using it two ways.
Copy !req
1263. I'm actually in a band.
It's a cover band of
the Pussycat Dolls.
Copy !req
1264. My life is music.
Copy !req
1265. Can you hook me
up with Aldous?
Copy !req
1266. Sure.
Cool.
Copy !req
1267. Okay, what are you doing?
What?
Copy !req
1268. Don't do that.
Copy !req
1269. I feel like I want
to show you something.
Copy !req
1270. I feel like I don't
want to see it, though.
Copy !req
1271. All right! Hey!
So that's your vagina.
Copy !req
1272. Right on.
No, but look at it!
Copy !req
1273. Look at the hair.
Look at the pubic hair!
It's...
Copy !req
1274. Yeah, it's a microphone.
For my work.
Copy !req
1275. Hello.
Testing, one, two, three!
Is this thing on?
Copy !req
1276. Hello?
Copy !req
1277. Hey, so put that away,
all right?
Copy !req
1278. Do you want to
sing hair-aoke?
Copy !req
1279. I'm okay. I'm all right.
Copy !req
1280. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1281. I think you're really sexy
Copy !req
1282. because you look
like Dennis Quaid.
Copy !req
1283. What? Really?
Randy Quaid, maybe.
Copy !req
1284. Pants off!
No!
Copy !req
1285. Off with the pants.
Honestly...
Copy !req
1286. Pants-off party!
Copy !req
1287. You're acting crazy!
Stop. No!
Copy !req
1288. Hello.
All right.
Copy !req
1289. Fun and games are over.
Let's relax for a second.
Copy !req
1290. Let's just, let's just...
You carry that
around with you?
Copy !req
1291. - Stop!
- Kiss it.
Copy !req
1292. - You like it.
- I want to go home!
Copy !req
1293. This is going
inside of you!
Copy !req
1294. No! Get off of me!
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1295. Oh, my God!
Why does this keep
happening to me?
Copy !req
1296. Just relax.
No!
Copy !req
1297. Take your medicine.
Yes, yes.
Copy !req
1298. Why does it
have balls?
Copy !req
1299. That was really nice.
Copy !req
1300. No, it's really nice,
you know,
Copy !req
1301. playing together like that.
Yeah.
Copy !req
1302. We should do it
more often.
Copy !req
1303. We should, Dad.
Copy !req
1304. Yeah, you know, there's
a ballroom space opening up
at the Golden Nugget.
Copy !req
1305. I know the owner a bit,
you know?
Copy !req
1306. I could hook you up
with a permanent gig there.
Copy !req
1307. We could make loads of dough.
Well, they're all doing it,
you know.
Copy !req
1308. Cher. Céline Dion.
Elton John.
Copy !req
1309. If you want money
from me, Dad, just ask.
Copy !req
1310. I don't want your
fucking money, do I?
Copy !req
1311. I just want to help
your fucking career,
don't I?
Copy !req
1312. My career don't need help.
Really?
Copy !req
1313. Your last record,
you know how many
it sold?
Copy !req
1314. Don't need help?
You sure fucking do.
Copy !req
1315. So you know
the precise sales figures
for me last album.
Copy !req
1316. When was me birthday?
Surprise me.
Now, look, look...
Copy !req
1317. When was me birthday?
Aldy, Aldy, Aldy!
Copy !req
1318. You never would have
made it without me.
Copy !req
1319. I did make it without you.
I made it in spite of you.
Copy !req
1320. You inherited all
your musical talent
from me!
Copy !req
1321. I wrote all your songs
from the tip of my cock.
Copy !req
1322. Right. That's it. So, like,
I've been plagiarizing
from your ball bag.
Copy !req
1323. Where does the DNA come...
Where does your
talent come from?
Copy !req
1324. Here.
Brilliant bit
of biology, Dad.
Copy !req
1325. Yeah, I think that's
what Darwin discovered
on the Galapagos Isles.
Copy !req
1326. That music can be written
in someone's spunk.
Copy !req
1327. I'm talking fucking facts.
Copy !req
1328. I think
I've just been raped.
What's that?
Copy !req
1329. Raped?
Copy !req
1330. Here you go, mate.
That'll take the edge off.
Copy !req
1331. Yeah, give him that.
Make yourself useful.
Copy !req
1332. Here you go. All right?
What is this?
Copy !req
1333. It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron.
Bit of this, bit of that.
Copy !req
1334. Here.
Have a look.
Have a look at this.
Copy !req
1335. Aldous Snow wasn't
always so pretty,
was he, eh?
Copy !req
1336. What are you showing him
that for, Dad?
Copy !req
1337. Why do you carry
that photograph?
Copy !req
1338. Remember when
we used to box?
Copy !req
1339. You used to get in the ring,
wheezing around.
Copy !req
1340. Do you remember?
Copy !req
1341. Hey, what's in this?
My heart's starting
to beat really fast.
Copy !req
1342. It's weed mostly.
Sergio gave it to me.
Copy !req
1343. It's got a bit of opium
in it. Some heroin.
Copy !req
1344. - Crunched-up E's.
- Clorox.
Copy !req
1345. Methadone. Subutex.
Morphine. Peyote.
Copy !req
1346. Some other stuff
that's unidentifiable,
Copy !req
1347. and I think a little bit
of angel dust, actually,
if I'm not mistaken.
Copy !req
1348. You know,
bit of glue for... Yeah.
Keep it traditional.
Copy !req
1349. It's like a drug Neapolitan.
Copy !req
1350. Oh, my God,
look at his little boat.
Copy !req
1351. What a lovely
little boat race.
Copy !req
1352. Yeah,
let me get a shot of that.
Hold it, hold it. Cheese!
Copy !req
1353. I'll never tire of
looking at that git.
Copy !req
1354. Why the fuck is it
called a Jeffrey?
Copy !req
1355. 'Cause who could be
scared of a Jeffrey?
Copy !req
1356. Yeah, Jeffrey's
just this nice bloke from
down the road, isn't he?
Copy !req
1357. What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
1358. "Hello, I'm Jeffrey!
I've just moved in."
Copy !req
1359. "Yes, I'm Jeffrey."
Copy !req
1360. "Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey."
"My wife has got
varicose veins!"
Copy !req
1361. I'm having a heart attack.
Copy !req
1362. I'm having a heart attack.
Copy !req
1363. You're not having
a heart attack, Aaron.
Copy !req
1364. I think he might be
having a heart attack.
Copy !req
1365. He's not.
He's all right.
Oh, no.
Copy !req
1366. Don't wind him up.
Copy !req
1367. I'm having a heart attack.
He is. He's having
a heart attack.
Copy !req
1368. I'm telling you.
Listen to your dad!
He's right!
Copy !req
1369. He's not having
a heart attack.
Copy !req
1370. He looks like he's
having a heart attack,
doesn't he?
Copy !req
1371. Aaron, come with me, mate.
Copy !req
1372. Just get away from him.
He's an idiot.
Copy !req
1373. It's all right.
Just take deep breaths.
Copy !req
1374. In through your nose,
out through your mouth.
Copy !req
1375. That's what you need to do.
Copy !req
1376. Come here.
We're together,
mate, all right?
Copy !req
1377. I shouldn't have
given you the Jeffrey.
That was a mistake.
Copy !req
1378. I'm so sorry.
But relax now. It's over.
You just breathe deeply.
Copy !req
1379. Okay.
Okay.
Copy !req
1380. That won't last. No.
Copy !req
1381. That's the joy of
the Jeffrey, you see.
Copy !req
1382. It goes away,
but then it comes back!
Copy !req
1383. Don't worry.
It doesn't do that.
You're gonna be okay.
Copy !req
1384. Don't listen to him,
don't listen to him.
Copy !req
1385. Here. Put your hand here.
Just touch the furry wall.
Copy !req
1386. Stay with me.
Be calm. Be calm.
Just stroke the furry wall.
Copy !req
1387. You're with the furry wall.
With the furry wall now.
Copy !req
1388. Dad!
Stop bullying my mate!
Copy !req
1389. You sound
just like your mum.
Copy !req
1390. Don't talk about my mum.
Y'all need to take
a hit of this Jeffrey!
Copy !req
1391. It'll calm you down!
Copy !req
1392. Sammy's right!
Copy !req
1393. Right, I've got a question.
She still seeing that
soft-dick postman, eh?
Copy !req
1394. Or has he left her as well?
Copy !req
1395. You're gonna die on
your own, old man.
Copy !req
1396. You're gonna die
and I'm gonna fucking laugh
when you die, you old cunt.
Copy !req
1397. Aaron,
stop stroking the furry wall!
We're going...
Copy !req
1398. Get off!
Copy !req
1399. Hey, shouldn't
somebody stop this?
Copy !req
1400. Feel how good this feels?
Copy !req
1401. I'm gonna cover
the whole outside
of my house in this material.
Copy !req
1402. Come back here.
Get back here. Get...
Copy !req
1403. My house is gonna look
like a fucking werewolf.
Copy !req
1404. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1405. Go on, run away!
Stop chasing me!
Copy !req
1406. - See, Aaron?
- The plan is working.
Copy !req
1407. This is what old
pussy used to look like
in the '70s.
Copy !req
1408. I miss that.
Copy !req
1409. You're a very bad parent!
Copy !req
1410. I'll show you bad, eh?
Copy !req
1411. What are you doing?
That's a gun!
Copy !req
1412. He's got a gun!
Copy !req
1413. Now that's what
I'm talking about.
Oh, no.
Copy !req
1414. Where did that come from?
Hey!
Copy !req
1415. Keep stroking the wall!
Copy !req
1416. That's Jeffrey's gun.
No one endangers my artist!
Copy !req
1417. Somebody help me, please!
I'm coming, Aaron!
Copy !req
1418. This is so rock star.
Copy !req
1419. I'm having a heart attack!
Copy !req
1420. Somebody take me
to the hospital!
It's on North Casino Way!
Copy !req
1421. Calm down.
I'm having a heart attack!
Copy !req
1422. You're having
a heart attack, are you?
I am!
Copy !req
1423. Jesus!
Why can't everything be
this simple?
Copy !req
1424. Sergio,
fancy a drink, eh?
Copy !req
1425. Sergio would have made you
bring a medical kit.
Copy !req
1426. Where is the medical kit
that Sergio...
Copy !req
1427. It's over there!
It's over there!
Copy !req
1428. Fucker.
Copy !req
1429. Yeah!
Copy !req
1430. I'm okay.
Right!
Copy !req
1431. Come here!
Copy !req
1432. No! No. No.
Copy !req
1433. Now I'm gonna
stab you in the heart
with this adrenaline needle.
Copy !req
1434. What? What?
Copy !req
1435. I'm alive!
Copy !req
1436. Where the hell you been?
We went to see Cher.
Copy !req
1437. Cher? How was it?
Copy !req
1438. Amazing.
Copy !req
1439. This is all your fault!
Copy !req
1440. He's fucking Catwoman!
Copy !req
1441. You're so mean!
That's enough!
Copy !req
1442. It's not easy
being a parent.
Copy !req
1443. Shit!
Copy !req
1444. I'm sorry, pops,
you okay?
Copy !req
1445. Now, this is what
the music industry
is all about.
Copy !req
1446. Sergio's gone crazy.
Copy !req
1447. I love this game!
Copy !req
1448. He's Jeffreyed.
Let's go! Bye!
Copy !req
1449. No, I don't think so.
Copy !req
1450. This adrenaline's crazy!
I've never run so fast
in my life!
Copy !req
1451. I don't have my luggage!
Copy !req
1452. Fuck your luggage!
We'll get you new luggage!
Copy !req
1453. Where you going?
Run all the way
back to LA!
Copy !req
1454. Sergio is chasing us!
Copy !req
1455. This is the longest
hallway of all time!
Copy !req
1456. It's Kubrickian!
Copy !req
1457. You cannot outrun me!
I am black!
Copy !req
1458. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Please, driver!
Just drive it!
Copy !req
1459. Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Drive!
Copy !req
1460. Drive faster!
Quickly!
Copy !req
1461. It's not fucking cool!
Copy !req
1462. Go! Oh, no!
Oh, my God! Oh!
Copy !req
1463. Stop, stop!
Stop!
Copy !req
1464. Why aren't you bitches going?
Come on!
Copy !req
1465. Go, go, go, go, go!
Go! Go!
Copy !req
1466. The plan worked!
Now that's a mind fuck.
Copy !req
1467. Aldous? Aldous.
Aldous, I can't sleep.
Copy !req
1468. The adrenaline'll
wear off soon, Aaron.
Just be patient.
Copy !req
1469. Go back to sleep.
I can't sleep, man.
Copy !req
1470. This adrenaline is just...
It's like coursing
through my whole body!
Copy !req
1471. Aaron, don't be selfish.
I'm really tired.
Copy !req
1472. I've had a really
difficult few days.
Copy !req
1473. Been under a lot of pressure.
Just let me relax.
Copy !req
1474. No! No!
Copy !req
1475. Aaron,
you're being strange.
Copy !req
1476. No!
Aaron, don't be selfish.
I'm sleeping.
Copy !req
1477. No! You've kept me
up for three days,
you got me all Jeffreyed up,
Copy !req
1478. and you stabbed me in the arm
with an adrenaline needle!
Copy !req
1479. You're staying up
and talking to me!
Copy !req
1480. I gave you that adrenaline
for your own good.
Copy !req
1481. Your life was in jeopardy.
I'm like a guardian angel.
Copy !req
1482. Your dad.
Your dad, man.
That sucks.
Copy !req
1483. That was crazy, man.
Copy !req
1484. He's all right.
He's just trying to
live his life, isn't he?
Copy !req
1485. He's not all right.
He uses you.
You let people use you.
Copy !req
1486. Sooner or later you're
gonna be all used up!
Copy !req
1487. Yeah, a lot of the time
when people are on drugs,
Copy !req
1488. they come up with
sentimental rubbish.
But this is brilliant.
Copy !req
1489. Ha, ha. I know you're
making fun of me,
but I don't care.
Copy !req
1490. No, you've made me happy.
Just let me sleep now.
Copy !req
1491. You know what I'm gonna do
when I get home?
Copy !req
1492. No, this is good.
Copy !req
1493. I'm gonna get on
my hands and knees,
Copy !req
1494. and I'm gonna beg
Daphne to take me back.
Copy !req
1495. It's gonna be shameful.
But that's what
you should do.
Copy !req
1496. Because Jackie
is your Daphne!
Copy !req
1497. I think it's
a bit more complicated
than that, mate.
Copy !req
1498. No. Underneath
that hair is a brain
and a heart just like mine.
Copy !req
1499. No, I think your brain
is full of lollipops
Copy !req
1500. and rainbows and
cheese and wonder.
Copy !req
1501. Mine's slightly darker.
Copy !req
1502. Aaron, you seem very tense.
Stop it. Aaron!
Copy !req
1503. You're growling.
I don't like your spasm.
You're being strange.
Copy !req
1504. Stop it. Stop it.
Copy !req
1505. Sorry.
Copy !req
1506. Thank you.
Copy !req
1507. You okay?
Copy !req
1508. Yeah. Sorry. I'm just...
I'm just really tired.
Copy !req
1509. Just get some sleep, Aaron.
Go home and sleep,
mate, all right?
Copy !req
1510. Okay, good. 'Cause if
I don't get some sleep,
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Copy !req
1511. Go home.
Copy !req
1512. I'm cool.
I'm just gonna be here.
Copy !req
1513. I'm just gonna rest,
prepare, you know.
Copy !req
1514. Prepare for the show.
See you in a few hours.
Copy !req
1515. Good morning, beautiful.
Copy !req
1516. Fancy an orgasm?
'Cause I knock them out,
like, for free.
Copy !req
1517. I told you not to come here.
Copy !req
1518. It just happened.
Copy !req
1519. Get in here, Aldous.
Don't be so violent.
Copy !req
1520. I gotta stop now.
Copy !req
1521. We're done.
All right.
Copy !req
1522. Hey. Steady!
That's not fair.
I haven't finished.
Copy !req
1523. I got a busy day!
Copy !req
1524. What are you planning
to do about that?
Copy !req
1525. What, you want to have a wank
and then just rub
my tits or something?
Copy !req
1526. No, I don't want to.
Please?
Copy !req
1527. I'm not 12.
Please?
Copy !req
1528. I don't want to rub
your tits and wank.
Copy !req
1529. I'll tell you
a sexy story.
Copy !req
1530. Jackie!
Darling.
Copy !req
1531. That's not fair.
That's not equal.
Copy !req
1532. What are you even
doing here, Aldous?
Copy !req
1533. Why are you in LA?
Copy !req
1534. I'm here because
I've been thinking about
you the last few days.
Copy !req
1535. I want to be
with you, Jackie.
I know that now.
Copy !req
1536. You on a Jeffrey?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1537. I'm not partying any more.
I'm in a clean zone.
Copy !req
1538. I have been for a while.
Copy !req
1539. Well, that's perfect,
because...
Copy !req
1540. I'm actually
a different person.
Copy !req
1541. A very different person.
Copy !req
1542. I want to be clean with you.
You're the love of my life.
Copy !req
1543. Aldous, I've been
doing kabbalah.
Copy !req
1544. It's an ancient religion.
It's brought to light all
the mistakes that I've made.
Copy !req
1545. For all those mistakes,
I am sorry.
Copy !req
1546. Don't be sorry.
Copy !req
1547. Let's get married.
I love you.
Copy !req
1548. Yeah, and I was
going to get married,
Copy !req
1549. but then you went to rehab
for methamphetamine,
Copy !req
1550. I was taking a lot of E,
and we had to reschedule.
Copy !req
1551. Come off,
'cause that's
not important.
Copy !req
1552. Aldous! This has been
the best four months
of my life.
Copy !req
1553. I've realized
you aren't capable
of happiness.
Copy !req
1554. It's why your
music's so shit.
Copy !req
1555. It's been years
since I've seen you laugh
or cry in a real way.
Copy !req
1556. You just numb
yourself with drugs.
Copy !req
1557. I was clean for
seven years...
Copy !req
1558. And you did yoga for
five fucking hours a day!
Copy !req
1559. That's mental.
There's nothing
in this world
Copy !req
1560. that you can't
turn into heroin.
Copy !req
1561. The other day Lars
cried for three hours.
Copy !req
1562. Bit indulgent.
Copy !req
1563. It was beautiful!
And cleansing!
Copy !req
1564. And more intimate
than anything you and I
have ever shared.
Copy !req
1565. We share a son.
That is a bit more intimate
than a crying drummer.
Copy !req
1566. Naples is not your son.
Yes, he is.
Copy !req
1567. Yes, he... Jackie, why...
Copy !req
1568. Don't say things like
that in an argument,
Copy !req
1569. 'cause, like, you can't
come back from that.
That's horrible.
Copy !req
1570. He's not. Do you remember
that photographer, Fernando?
Copy !req
1571. Do you remember when
Fernando and I went
Copy !req
1572. and spent that month
together in Naples?
Copy !req
1573. I'm so sorry, Aldous.
I was 19 at the time,
Copy !req
1574. and I was so
in love with you,
Copy !req
1575. and I thought you would
break it off with me,
Copy !req
1576. and then you turned out
to be such a good father.
Copy !req
1577. And then he just
kept looking more
and more Italian.
Copy !req
1578. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1579. I'm so glad we finally got
to have this conversation,
darling.
Copy !req
1580. Namaste.
Copy !req
1581. This is not
an appropriate time
to say namaste.
Copy !req
1582. Yeah.
Copy !req
1583. Naples?
Yeah?
Copy !req
1584. One day you'll have to
find a wife or a partner.
Copy !req
1585. Yeah, I know that.
Copy !req
1586. Don't choose a woman
like your mother.
Copy !req
1587. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1588. I mean, your mother is
a wonderful mother,
Copy !req
1589. but she is
a terrible human being.
Copy !req
1590. Are you sure of that?
Copy !req
1591. Well, yeah, because if she
wasn't terrible, Naples,
Copy !req
1592. why would she have
torn my heart up?
Copy !req
1593. Why are you so moody today?
I'm not moody. I'm just...
Copy !req
1594. I'm all right.
Copy !req
1595. Do you love me?
Copy !req
1596. I do love you, Dad.
Copy !req
1597. I do love you, Aldous.
Copy !req
1598. Why do I have to
call you Aldous?
Copy !req
1599. You are my dad.
Aldous.
Copy !req
1600. Dad.
Aldous.
Copy !req
1601. Dad.
All right.
I'll see you later.
Copy !req
1602. See you tomorrow, Dad.
Copy !req
1603. Good boy.
Copy !req
1604. You gonna be okay, Aldous?
Copy !req
1605. Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
Copy !req
1606. I'll forget that
the last seven years
has happened.
Copy !req
1607. Aldous!
Copy !req
1608. Hello. Enter Sandman.
Copy !req
1609. Babe? We should
really get back to Naples.
Copy !req
1610. He's waiting
back there for us.
Copy !req
1611. So why don't you
go and sue Napster,
you little Danish twat?
Copy !req
1612. - Aaron! This is Sergio!
- Where the fuck are you guys?
Copy !req
1613. And why the fuck aren't you
answering your phone?
Copy !req
1614. I'm answering my phone,
and I just got hit by
a motherfucking car!
Copy !req
1615. Answer your...
Copy !req
1616. Hi. Before you say anything
just let me talk, okay?
Copy !req
1617. You were right.
Copy !req
1618. We broke off our
relationship without
really thinking about it.
Copy !req
1619. And I've learned
over the past few days
Copy !req
1620. that life is mainly
filled with superficial
surface encounters.
Copy !req
1621. And I realize now
how wonderful it is,
what we have.
Copy !req
1622. I'm begging you
to take me back.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1623. Did you hook up with anyone
while you were gone?
Copy !req
1624. You mean
surface encounters?
Copy !req
1625. What is he
doing here?
Copy !req
1626. What the fuck
is he doing here?
Copy !req
1627. I'll get rid of him,
all right?
Did you invite him?
Copy !req
1628. - Hey, man.
- What are you doing here?
Copy !req
1629. Just went and saw Jackie.
Copy !req
1630. She's marrying
Lars Ulrich now,
Copy !req
1631. and Naples ain't
really my son.
Copy !req
1632. I remember thinking,
"What bad advice."
Copy !req
1633. Thank you, Aaron.
Copy !req
1634. So, this is
what you live in.
Copy !req
1635. You're Daphne then?
Dr. Daphne?
Copy !req
1636. You know,
when you hear about someone
and then you meet them?
Copy !req
1637. That's happening now.
Copy !req
1638. I've walked in the middle
of a romantic reconciliation?
Copy !req
1639. No.
Copy !req
1640. No, no, no.
Definitely not.
Copy !req
1641. Why is it so tense?
Copy !req
1642. Is it because he had
sex with other people
when he was working with me?
Copy !req
1643. I think that's
something we should...
Copy !req
1644. We're gonna
discuss privately.
Copy !req
1645. No, I think I'd like
to discuss it now.
Copy !req
1646. Yes. I would like to
talk about it. I am upset.
I am pissed.
Copy !req
1647. Why are you
so cross, Daphne?
Copy !req
1648. Because he broke my trust.
Copy !req
1649. We were barely
broken up for a day
Copy !req
1650. and he went and
cheated on me.
Copy !req
1651. I didn't enjoy it, okay?
Copy !req
1652. What I think, Daph,
is that human beings
Copy !req
1653. by their nature
are polygamous.
Copy !req
1654. It's against nature
to be with one person.
It never works.
Copy !req
1655. Yeah.
Or you think
it's working,
Copy !req
1656. and then it turns out
he's cheating on you
Copy !req
1657. with a bunch of
hos and skanks.
Copy !req
1658. I personally think
that monogamy can work
given the right circumstance.
Copy !req
1659. Aaron, why have you
chosen to put yourself
in this ideological prison?
Copy !req
1660. You don't need these
unnecessary restrictions.
Copy !req
1661. Unless you get rid of them,
you just can't progress.
Copy !req
1662. What kind of
sexual restrictions?
Copy !req
1663. 'Cause in nature,
there's everything
Copy !req
1664. from polygamy to,
like, a threesome.
Copy !req
1665. What...
Threesome.
Copy !req
1666. Well, I mean,
a threesome is something
that's possible right now.
Copy !req
1667. You know,
the three of us could
have a threesome.
Copy !req
1668. Hypothetically.
We've got the utensils.
Copy !req
1669. There's three of us.
Copy !req
1670. Okay, that's funny.
Copy !req
1671. Yeah, we're gonna
do a threesome.
Copy !req
1672. Let's just get naked
and start fucking right here.
Copy !req
1673. We should do it.
We should have
a threesome.
Copy !req
1674. Wait, what?
Copy !req
1675. I don't... What?
Copy !req
1676. Come on.
Let's have a threesome.
Copy !req
1677. No, thanks. I don't...
I'm all right, thank you.
Copy !req
1678. So you get to mess
around on the road,
Copy !req
1679. and because I'm a woman,
I don't get to have any fun?
Copy !req
1680. You had your turn.
It's my turn now.
Copy !req
1681. I would like to have
a threesome, please.
Copy !req
1682. Don't think of it
as a threesome.
Copy !req
1683. Think of it as having
sex with your girlfriend
Copy !req
1684. while someone
else also has sex
with your girlfriend.
Copy !req
1685. I think it'd be fun.
We should do a threesome.
Copy !req
1686. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1687. We are pre-negotiating
a threesome.
Copy !req
1688. Pre-negotiated.
And agreed upon.
Copy !req
1689. I'm fucking psyched!
Copy !req
1690. So, Aaron, Daphne,
shall we play doctor?
Copy !req
1691. I'm not sucking his dick,
that's like 100%.
Copy !req
1692. Just relax.
Just relax and
listen to Mariah.
Copy !req
1693. That's good.
Copy !req
1694. Aaron, look at her.
Copy !req
1695. Aaron, look at Daphne.
Copy !req
1696. Put those strawberries down.
They're not for you.
Copy !req
1697. Come on, mate, don't be tight.
We share everything now.
Copy !req
1698. Okay, I'm gonna kiss
Aldous now, okay?
Copy !req
1699. Yeah. Yeah.
Is that okay?
Copy !req
1700. Yeah, it's totally cool.
Okay. Great.
Copy !req
1701. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1702. Oh, fuck!
Copy !req
1703. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1704. Daphne?
Yeah?
Copy !req
1705. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Copy !req
1706. You sure
you want to do this?
Fuck!
Copy !req
1707. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1708. Aaron, no.
What?
Copy !req
1709. What are you doing?
I'm just having
a threesome!
Copy !req
1710. I'm just having fun!
Come on!
Copy !req
1711. Enough with these
rules and restrictions,
right? Come on!
Copy !req
1712. Unleash that!
This is the emperor!
Release him!
Copy !req
1713. Aaron, don't do that!
Copy !req
1714. You need to
look at yourselves.
Copy !req
1715. Honestly, this isn't
how people live.
Copy !req
1716. What the fuck
are we doing?
Copy !req
1717. I don't know.
Copy !req
1718. What are we doing?
I don't want to do this.
Copy !req
1719. I don't want this, either.
Like, at all.
Copy !req
1720. I am so sorry, Aaron.
Copy !req
1721. How did this happen?
Copy !req
1722. You kind of insisted,
but whatever.
Copy !req
1723. Wow. That was insane.
What was I thinking?
Copy !req
1724. I think I've
misjudged the dynamic.
You've been wonderful hosts.
Copy !req
1725. Particularly you.
Copy !req
1726. Oh, God, I'm on call.
Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1727. Nothing you say
makes any sense! Okay?
I understand that now.
Copy !req
1728. You're just
a fucking junkie.
Copy !req
1729. And you're smart,
so you make your insanity
sound good,
Copy !req
1730. but it's bullshit.
Copy !req
1731. This is it, Aaron.
This is rock and roll.
Copy !req
1732. Did you enjoy the party?
Copy !req
1733. You're sick in
the fucking head!
Copy !req
1734. You messed your own life up
and now you have to
mess up mine, too?
Copy !req
1735. We're done here?
Copy !req
1736. Get out of my apartment.
Copy !req
1737. Thanks for the hospitality.
Copy !req
1738. Bye.
Copy !req
1739. Where are my boxers?
Copy !req
1740. So I might not
do the Greek.
Copy !req
1741. You know,
the show at the Greek.
The concert.
Copy !req
1742. I might not do it.
Copy !req
1743. Oh, dear.
Copy !req
1744. That's a shame.
Copy !req
1745. Can you say something
reassuring to me?
Copy !req
1746. Say that reassuring thing
that mums say to their son?
Copy !req
1747. You... No, you...
Copy !req
1748. You stay chipper.
And don't get down.
Copy !req
1749. And when you get back,
I'll make you
some shortbread or...
Copy !req
1750. All right, well,
I think everything's
gonna be all right.
Copy !req
1751. Anyway,
I just wanted you to know
that I love you, Mum.
Copy !req
1752. Stay chipper.
All right, darling?
Bye-bye.
Copy !req
1753. Coming up later...
Copy !req
1754. The 10-year anniversary
of Aldous Snow's seminal
concert at the Greek.
Copy !req
1755. Live in Los Angeles.
But now, Bill Maher,
Red, White and Spew.
Copy !req
1756. "Where the fuck
are you? I am gonna kill you.
Smiley face."
Copy !req
1757. Fuck him.
Copy !req
1758. Broadcasting
live from the Greek,
Copy !req
1759. your Uncle Joe.
The crowd is amped!
Copy !req
1760. Aldous Snow, the most
self-destructive man
in rock and roll,
Copy !req
1761. not yet in the building.
Copy !req
1762. Well, there'll be
a lot of Infant Sorrow...
Copy !req
1763. Aaron? It's me.
Copy !req
1764. I really need to
apologize and to tell you
Copy !req
1765. that I'm gonna
jump off the roof of
the Standard Hotel now.
Copy !req
1766. Fuck him.
Copy !req
1767. If you're not busy...
Copy !req
1768. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Copy !req
1769. Hello, Los Angeles!
Copy !req
1770. Should I jump
into the pool?
Copy !req
1771. Or how about
into the street?
Copy !req
1772. Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron!
Get down! I'm here! I'm here,
get down from there!
Copy !req
1773. Hey, Aldous, I'm here! Hey!
Hey, Aldous, don't jump!
Copy !req
1774. Hi, Aaron!
Copy !req
1775. Just come down and
we'll talk about it!
Copy !req
1776. You made it!
No, stop!
Copy !req
1777. He's gonna jump!
Don't do it!
No, stop!
Copy !req
1778. No, no, no! No, no, no!
Copy !req
1779. Aldous! Aldous!
Copy !req
1780. My arm.
Copy !req
1781. Aaron.
Copy !req
1782. Are you okay, man?
You...
Copy !req
1783. Aaron, it was
wrong of me to have sex
Copy !req
1784. with you and
your girlfriend, Daphne.
Copy !req
1785. That wasn't fair.
No, no, that's okay.
Copy !req
1786. We don't have
to talk about it.
I done it for me.
Copy !req
1787. I done it for my
selfish reasons.
Copy !req
1788. I know, but fine.
Whatever. Just...
Copy !req
1789. I don't wanna...
Are you okay?
Copy !req
1790. I'm lonely, mate.
I'm really lonely.
Copy !req
1791. And I'm sad.
And I ain't got no one,
except my mum.
Copy !req
1792. And she's an idiot.
Copy !req
1793. And now I'm crying
in front of you,
Copy !req
1794. and you thought
I was cool, didn't you,
Copy !req
1795. for a while,
and now I'm crying.
I'm embarrassed.
Copy !req
1796. Embarrassed.
Copy !req
1797. You try so hard, man.
Copy !req
1798. But you're fine.
Copy !req
1799. You're Aldous Snow, man.
Copy !req
1800. You make people happy
by doing what you love to do.
Copy !req
1801. And that's fucking awesome.
Copy !req
1802. There's thousands of
people in a room right now
Copy !req
1803. just standing,
waiting to see your face.
Copy !req
1804. And they like you.
I liked you before
I met you.
Copy !req
1805. Don't you like me no more?
Copy !req
1806. Aldous, I came here.
Copy !req
1807. I'm here.
Copy !req
1808. Right. I want to
do the gig. I'm gonna...
I'll do the gig.
Copy !req
1809. I'm gonna do it.
No, I didn't mean that.
Copy !req
1810. I don't think that we...
Let's go.
Copy !req
1811. We shouldn't go.
No, we should do it.
Copy !req
1812. I don't want to let
people down who love me.
Copy !req
1813. Not tonight.
Let's go. Let's do it.
Copy !req
1814. I'm pretty sure if you
don't go to a hospital,
you're going to die.
Copy !req
1815. I want to go to
the Greek Theatre
and I want to save your job,
Copy !req
1816. and I want to
perform for my fans
Copy !req
1817. and do something
that ain't selfish,
Copy !req
1818. 'cause this is
not working for me
as a lifestyle choice.
Copy !req
1819. You sure you're okay?
Copy !req
1820. 'Cause it looks
like Jaws just bit
your ass off.
Copy !req
1821. Yeah.
Little bit of blood makes
a really big cloud.
Copy !req
1822. This is a bad idea.
We should not be doing this.
Copy !req
1823. Yes, we should.
This is a good idea.
Copy !req
1824. Although, my arm is
hurting a little bit.
Copy !req
1825. I sustained an injury.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1826. That's bone.
I'm taking you to
the hospital, Aldous.
Copy !req
1827. I'm taking you
to the hospital,
all right, man?
Copy !req
1828. Not tonight. This is
rock and roll. Touch it.
Copy !req
1829. That is so fucking...
Copy !req
1830. Don't overreact.
Copy !req
1831. Yes, yes, yes!
I knew you would make it.
I love you!
Copy !req
1832. Sergio.
Shit!
Copy !req
1833. No! We should take
him to the hospital.
Copy !req
1834. No. Come on,
let's get him
into wardrobe.
Copy !req
1835. Don't worry about it.
Let's get him out to
the audience there.
Copy !req
1836. The audience is
getting restless,
Copy !req
1837. but you're here.
You are here.
Copy !req
1838. Hey, look, we should talk.
Copy !req
1839. What's up?
He's like,
really, really hurt.
Copy !req
1840. What are you
talking about?
He's here.
Copy !req
1841. He's all right.
It's just a little scratch.
Copy !req
1842. There's a teeny-weeny
bone sticking out!
Copy !req
1843. He can't go on.
Copy !req
1844. What the fuck? Hold on.
We have something for that.
Copy !req
1845. Give him two of these.
He'll be singing
like Aretha Franklin.
Copy !req
1846. I can't do this any more.
Copy !req
1847. What the fuck
you talking about,
you can't do it any more?
Copy !req
1848. You, you got him here!
You've done it!
Copy !req
1849. He doesn't need to be pushed
on the stage right now. I...
Copy !req
1850. Sometimes we gotta sacrifice
one lamb, baby.
Copy !req
1851. It's gonna be all right.
He's not gonna die!
Copy !req
1852. You keep feeding
him drugs and lies.
Copy !req
1853. He's a sad guy.
He needs help.
Copy !req
1854. He's gonna live
a long time. Trust me.
Copy !req
1855. British motherfuckers
don't die.
Copy !req
1856. You ever heard
of a fucking...
Copy !req
1857. A British rock
and roll star dying?
Copy !req
1858. No, none of them die.
Mick Jagger.
Keith Richards.
Copy !req
1859. Those Led Zeppelin...
Them motherfuckers
old as fuck!
Copy !req
1860. Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's
gonna outlive Miley Cyrus!
Copy !req
1861. I quit.
Copy !req
1862. Hey, come on!
Why do you even have
me feeling like this?
Copy !req
1863. This is supposed
to be fun!
Copy !req
1864. I fucking quit.
Copy !req
1865. Aaron, get back here!
Copy !req
1866. Aldous! You don't
have to go out there.
Copy !req
1867. You don't have to
do this any more!
Copy !req
1868. I don't know what
all the fuss was about.
I love doing this!
Copy !req
1869. You don't have to do this.
Copy !req
1870. I do, Aaron.
Copy !req
1871. They're all here to see me.
Copy !req
1872. I feel nervous.
Copy !req
1873. It's good to
feel something.
Copy !req
1874. I love this!
It's all I've got.
And you.
Copy !req
1875. I owe you one, mate.
See you on the other side.
Copy !req
1876. Like water through a drain
Copy !req
1877. I'm spinning down, down, down
Down, down, down
Copy !req
1878. Like the needle in my vein
Copy !req
1879. You're bringing
me down, down, down
Down, down, down
Copy !req
1880. Like a dog who's gone insane
Copy !req
1881. You're putting me down,
down, down
Down, down, down
Copy !req
1882. And those of you
who doubted me
Copy !req
1883. You're going down, down, down
Down, down, down
Copy !req
1884. And the record man
who never called
Copy !req
1885. Can you hear what's going on?
Copy !req
1886. I'm coming up
Copy !req
1887. And this world ain't gonna
Catch me going down
Copy !req
1888. Another night
you're on my mind
Copy !req
1889. I'm hypnotized but I
cannot find the signs
Copy !req
1890. The signs for
the Tube to come home
I need the Tube to get home
Copy !req
1891. Another night I'm here alone
Copy !req
1892. My eyes so tired from
staring at this phone
Copy !req
1893. Why won't you
call and come home?
Please, call and come home
Copy !req
1894. And I know that
you won't come
Just for the cash
Copy !req
1895. But will you
come for my bangers
My beans and mash?
Copy !req
1896. Another night in Soho Grand
Copy !req
1897. My wrists so tired
From working with my hands
Copy !req
1898. Why has
the world gone so still?
The world is so still
Copy !req
1899. I feel that my next meal
might be my last
Copy !req
1900. Will you come for my bangers
My beans and mash?
Copy !req
1901. Come for my bangers
My beans and mash
Copy !req
1902. Aaron? Listen...
Copy !req
1903. Don't say anything.
Copy !req
1904. The signs for
the Tube to come home
I need the Tube to get home
Copy !req
1905. Another night I'm here alone
Copy !req
1906. These eyes so tired
From staring at your phone
Copy !req
1907. Why won't you
call and come home?
Please, call and come home
Copy !req
1908. I know that you won't come
Just for the cash
Copy !req
1909. Will you come for my bangers
My beans and mash?
Copy !req
1910. Oh, come for my bangers
My beans and mash
Copy !req
1911. Oh, my God.
We slept for, like,
14 hours.
Copy !req
1912. Wow. I feel
so much better now.
Copy !req
1913. Me, too.
Copy !req
1914. Do you want to
get some brunch?
Copy !req
1915. We should probably burn
these sheets, huh?
Copy !req
1916. Yeah. I can get some bleach
from the hospital.
Copy !req
1917. Maybe just torch
the whole apartment.
You got it?
Copy !req
1918. Yeah.
Copy !req
1919. All right.
Copy !req
1920. Thank you. Thank you.
You sound sarcastic now.
Cheers, cheers.
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1921. Welcome back to Storytellers.
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1922. Yeah, I've been sober
now for six months.
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1923. So that's positive.
Thank you.
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1924. Thanks.
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1925. It's lovely to be applauded
for being in recovery
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1926. by people who I can see
are on drugs.
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1927. I can see some of
you are literally
on drugs now, aren't you?
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1928. Here with us in the audience
is my dear friend
and collaborator,
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1929. Aaron Green.
Stand up, Aaron!
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1930. Yes.
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1931. We have
a working relationship.
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1932. He's my producer.
He's got a label.
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1933. How are you?
What are you wearing?
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1934. Is this 'cause
you live in Seattle?
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1935. You think,
"Oh, I'm grunge."
Is that what it is?
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1936. You look like a lesbian.
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1937. Sing the song.
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1938. Sit down, Aaron.
Thank you.
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1939. That is Aaron Green.
Round of applause.
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1940. So, let's get on with the...
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1941. Let's do this song.
It's important for
a number of reasons,
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1942. but the most important thing
is that it was a hit.
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1943. Thank the fucking Lord.
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1944. Yeah
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1945. When the world
slips you a Jeffrey
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1946. Stroke the furry wall
Stroke the furry wall
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1947. Furry walls,
don't bring me down
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1948. Furry walls,
please stay around
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1949. Furry walls, furry walls
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1950. Furry walls, kiss me to sleep
Furry walls,
please help me leap
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1951. Furry walls, furry walls
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1952. Furry walls can take you
On a magic carpet ride
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1953. Furry walls surround you
Till you got no place to hide
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1954. Let your furry fingers
be your guide
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1955. Furry walls,
turn out the light
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1956. Furry walls,
please stay the night
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1957. Furry walls, furry walls
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1958. Furry walls,
let's have a taste
Furry walls, sit on my face
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1959. Furry walls, furry walls
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1960. Maybe I'm in heaven
With the furry skies above
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1961. All around are furry clouds
Look, here's a furry dove
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1962. Let me stroke
your furry walls of love
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1963. Furry walls, furry walls
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1964. Furry walls, I'm gonna cry
Furry walls,
please lift me high
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1965. Furry walls, furry walls
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1966. Furry walls
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1967. Little bird
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1968. Drink the champagne
from my lips
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1969. Take a flying saucer trip
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1970. To the stars in my eyes
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1971. Little bird
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1972. Sitting on the tip
of my tongue
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1973. Though you look
a bit too young
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1974. Could be the stars in my eyes
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1975. Your words, like butterflies
Dance around my head
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1976. Your body, like forbidden wine
Spills out of my bed
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1977. Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind
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1978. Hope your granny doesn't mind
Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
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1979. Little bird
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1980. You have got to be 18
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1981. Or a few years past your teens
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1982. Or you are in my eyes
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1983. Little bird
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1984. If you were born 'fore '92
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1985. Then you know just what to do
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1986. Rip the stars from my eyes
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1987. Your words, like butterflies
Dance around my head
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1988. Your body, like a cherry pie
Spills out of my bed
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1989. Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind
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1990. Hope your nana doesn't mind
Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
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1991. Little bird
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1992. Brand new galaxies await you
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1993. Open up and let me take you
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1994. To the stars
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1995. Your words, like butterflies
Dance around my head
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1996. Your body, like forbidden wine
Spills out of my bed
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1997. Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind
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1998. Hope your granny doesn't mind
Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
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1999. Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind
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2000. Little bird
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2001. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2002. Put your dominant hand
up high
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2003. Reach your dominant hand
in the sky
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2004. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2005. Put your hand up for sex
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2006. For me and me helmet
and wherever it winds up next
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2007. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2008. Put your hand up for our Queen
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2009. For shagging five birds
in the back of me limousine
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2010. I feel particularly
in tune with the cosmos
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2011. I feel in tune
with you tonight
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2012. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2013. Put your hand up for tea
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2014. For separation of
Church and State and me!
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2015. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2016. Put your dominant hand
up high
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2017. Put your dominant leg
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2018. I feel particularly
in tune with the cosmos
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2019. I feel in tune
with you tonight
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2020. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2021. Put your hand up
for bad teeth
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2022. For sex in Hampstead
and giving the Old Bill grief
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2023. Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
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2024. Put your dominant hand
up high
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2025. Put your dominant hand
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2026. To the sky
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2027. Go home.
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2028. Get the fuck out the theater.
The movie's over.
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