George of the Jungle 2 (2003)

1. OOH!

2. [DRUMS PLAYING,

3. ANIMALS CHATTERING]

4. AA-AAH!

5. AA-AAH!

6. COME ON, DAD.

7. AA-AAH!

8. AA-AAH!

9. WHOA!

10. AA-AAH!

11. AA-AAH!

12. THE JUNGLE—

13. TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

14. IT LOOKS THE SAME

15. AS IN OUR FIRST MOVIE.

16. BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED,

17. AND IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE

18. WE'RE USING A DIFFERENT SET.

19. DOMESTIC BLISS HAS

20. BROKEN OUT OVER THE BUKUVU.

21. PARENTHOOD HAS FOUND

22. THAT DEFENDER OF THE INNOCENT,

23. PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK,

24. AND ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY

25. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

26. ♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

27. AND AS OUR STORY BEGINS,

28. OUR POPULAR POTENT POTENTATE

29. HAS PRODUCED A PRINCE—

30. A—HUH?

31. WAIT A MINUTE.

32. WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

33. ME NEW GEORGE.

34. STUDIO TOO CHEAP TO PAY

35. BRENDAN FRASER.

36. HA HA HA.

37. LET'S GO, DAD.

38. HOW DID YOU

39. GET THE PART?

40. NEW GEORGE JUST LUCKY,

41. I GUESS.

42. HEY, DAD, CHECK IT OUT.

43. LET'S PLAY FETCH

44. WITH SHEP.

45. UNH.

46. SHEP, SHEP.

47. HERE WE GO, BOY. FETCH.

48. HUHH!

49. FETCH STICK.

50. FETCH STICK, SHEP.

51. COME ON, SHEP.

52. NOW THAT

53. THE PRINCE IS TURNING 5,

54. GEORGE IS GROOMING HIS SON

55. TO BE THE HEIR

56. TO THE THRONE.

57. UH...

58. GEORGE, THAT'S

59. GROOMING HIM TO BE HEIR,

60. NOT GROOMING HIS HAIR.

61. OH.

62. OH, YEAH.

63. WHILE GEORGE

64. WAS PREPARING HIS SON,

65. URSULA,

66. THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE

67. AND THE HEIRESS

68. WHO GAVE UP EVERYTHING

69. TO BE HIS JUNGLE QUEEN,

70. WAS WONDERING WHY GEORGE

71. WASN'T HOME FOR LUNCH.

72. WHY ISN'T GEORGE

73. HOME FOR LUNCH?

74. BUT GEORGE COULDN'T

75. GO HOME FOR LUNCH,

76. BECAUSE HE HAD TO ATTEND

77. TO A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER.

78. WHOO! GEORGE PRETTY GOOD

79. AT COCONUT BALL.

80. HA HA. OK.

81. OK.

82. HOO. OOH.

83. HUH?

84. OOKA HA HA!

85. OOKA HA HA!

86. HA HA HA!

87. HA HA!

88. UH-OH.

89. HIT ME!

90. ALL RIGHT.

91. UHH!

92. WHOA!

93. BUT SUDDENLY,

94. THE GAME WAS INTERRUPTED

95. BY AN URGENT BONGO GRAM.

96. I SAID

97. AN URGENT BONGO GRAM!

98. UH-OH.

99. GEORGE REALLY LATE FOR LUNCH.

100. AA-AAH!

101. SORRY GEORGE LATE,

102. BUT GEORGE HAD IMPORTANT

103. ROYAL DUTY TO ATTEND TO.

104. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU WERE

105. PLAYING COCONUT BALL.

106. AND GEORGE SCORE

107. WINNING GOAL.

108. MAYBE SOMETIME URSULA

109. COME AND TRY OUT

110. FOR CHEERLEADER.

111. I TRIED ONCE, BUT

112. THE GORILLAS TURNED ME DOWN

113. BECAUSE I WASN'T

114. PRETTY ENOUGH.

115. YOU LOOK PRETTY TO ME.

116. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD

117. TELL THAT TO THE GORILLAS.

118. GEORGE PROMISE—

119. TONIGHT,

120. SPEND WHOLE NIGHT

121. WITH URSULA, OK?

122. OK.

123. OH, CAN GEORGE GIVE JUNIOR

124. VINE SWINGING LESSON

125. BEFORE WE EAT?

126. VINE SWINGING IS

127. A LITTLE DANGEROUS.

128. MUST BE FROM YOUR SIDE

129. OF FAMILY.

130. VINE SURFING

131. IS MUCH COOLER.

132. WHAT DANGEROUS

133. ABOUT SWINGING?

134. SWINGING FUN.

135. GEORGE SHOW YOU.

136. HONEY, MAYBE THAT'S NOT

137. SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

138. WHY? IT EASY.

139. GEORGE,

140. WATCH OUT FOR THAT—

141. YES, FANS,

142. FOR THE FIRST TIME

143. IN HISTORY,

144. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

145. DIDN'T HIT THE TREE

146. HE WAS AIMING AT.

147. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM

148. FROM HITTING—

149. THE SECOND TREE.

150. OW.

151. AND IN CASE

152. YOU WERE WORRIED,

153. THE NEW GEORGE TAKES A TREE

154. AS WELL AS BRENDAN FRASER.

155. MM-HMM.

156. OOH!

157. WHOO!

158. WHILE GEORGE

159. WAS SLIDING DOWN THE TREE,

160. APE HAS BEEN IN LAS VEGAS

161. BECOMING A SWINGER

162. OF A DIFFERENT SORT.

163. BUT WHILE PURSUING

164. HIS SINGING CAREER,

165. THE LURE OF THE CARDS

166. HAS PROVEN TOO MUCH

167. FOR OUR TRAVELING

168. TROUBADOUR.

169. MMM...

170. IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,

171. COULD YOU STOP SINGING?

172. SORRY.

173. CUT THE CARDS.

174. HAAH!

175. WELCOME

176. TO LAS VEGAS, BABY.

177. AND THEY SAY HUMANS

178. ARE MORE EVOLVED.

179. MEANWHILE

180. BACK IN THE JUNGLE,

181. GEORGE WAS TAKING CARE

182. OF SOME SERIOUS

183. JUNGLE BUSINESS.

184. GEORGE, THE SINK'S

185. STUFFED AGAIN.

186. WELL, KIND OF SERIOUS.

187. DON'T WORRY.

188. GEORGE FIX.

189. UH...

190. OK.

191. AH.

192. HUH.

193. HEY, COME HERE.

194. OH!

195. WHOO!

196. AH-AH! EE-EE!

197. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

198. AH-AH! EE-EE!

199. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

200. GEORGE, YOU BETTER

201. ANSWER THE BIRD.

202. UH. UHH.

203. HELLO?

204. AH-AH! EE-EE!

205. TOOKIE TOOKIE.

206. HMM. OH.

207. ANIMALS IN BIG FIGHT.

208. GEORGE KNOW

209. HE PROMISED URSULA

210. HE SEE HER TONIGHT...

211. OK IF GEORGE GO

212. TO HELP ANIMALS?

213. UM, IF GEORGE

214. CAN COME HOME EARLY,

215. WOULD URSULA STILL

216. GO OUT WITH GEORGE?

217. MM-HMM.

218. EEE!

219. STOP THE MOVIE.

220. NOW, THAT'S HOW ANIMALS

221. USUALLY SOUND, RIGHT?

222. WELL, IN OUR MOVIE,

223. THE ANIMALS

224. ARE ALL GOING TO TALK,

225. SO YOU HUMANS

226. DON'T MISS A THING.

227. IT'S DISGUSTING.

228. WHERE'S

229. YOUR KING NOW?

230. ANYONE KNOW

231. HOW TO FIX A SINK?

232. HUH?

233. AND FOR THE

234. CONVENIENCE OF YOU ANIMALS,

235. WE'VE ADDED SUBTITLES,

236. SO YOU CAN

237. FOLLOW ALONG, TOO.

238. GEORGE, THIS IS

239. ALL THEIR FAULT.

240. THE BIRDS KEEP DROPPING

241. THEIR ZUG ZUG ON US.

242. INCOMING.

243. IT'S DISGUSTING.

244. I GOT TO WEAR A HAT.

245. WHY NOT MAKE

246. ZUG ZUG TREATY?

247. ZUG ZUG TREATY?

248. YES, ZUG ZUG TREATY.

249. THIS IS DISNEY.

250. IF WE'RE GOING TO DO

251. A ZUG ZUG JOKE,

252. WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

253. EDUCATIONAL.

254. WE MAKE TREATY AND GET

255. EVERYONE GO ZUG ZUG

256. IN SEPARATE AREAS.

257. WELL, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

258. NOW YOU CAN STAY

259. TO PLAY COCONUT BALL.

260. GEORGE CAN'T STAY.

261. AND WHY NOT, GEORGE?

262. GEORGE HAVE ROMANTIC EVENING

263. PLANNED WITH URSULA.

264. WHEN LIONS

265. RULED THE JUNGLE,

266. WE NEVER NEGLECTED

267. OUR SUBJECTS.

268. WHY ARE YOU

269. NEGLECTING US?

270. GEORGE IN LOVE.

271. OH, YOU'VE GOT

272. TO BE KIDDING ME.

273. OH, GET OUT OF HERE.

274. RUN HOME TO YOUR FAMILY.

275. NEVER TRUST ANYONE

276. WITHOUT FANGS.

277. GET OUT OF HERE!

278. GEORGE DIDN'T

279. IMPRESS HIS BACHELOR PALS,

280. BUT HE DID MANAGE

281. TO IMPRESS HIS WIFE.

282. GEORGE LUCKY MAN.

283. HE'S GOT URSULA

284. AND JUNIOR...

285. AND REALLY

286. STRONG HEAD.

287. MMM.

288. HONEY, I WOULDN'T WORRY

289. ABOUT JUNIOR SWINGING.

290. HE'S THE SON OF THE GREATEST

291. SWINGER OF ALL TIME.

292. HOW COULD HE NOT

293. LEARN HOW TO SWING?

294. HEH HEH.

295. THAT MAKE GEORGE HAPPY.

296. SORRY ABOUT SINK.

297. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

298. IT'S JUST... THE WAY

299. THINGS ARE SOMETIMES.

300. SURE URSULA LIKE BEING

301. HERE WITH GEORGE?

302. HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

303. THEN URSULA THINK

304. THINGS BE OK, RIGHT?

305. 'CAUSE GEORGE

306. RATHER NOT BE KING

307. THAN LOSE URSULA.

308. OH, DON'T BE SILLY.

309. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

310. GEORGE HOPE SO,

311. 'CAUSE GEORGE

312. LOVE URSULA

313. MORE THAN THERE ARE

314. STARS IN SKY.

315. AND GEORGE HAVE

316. SPECIAL SURPRISE

317. TO CHEER URSULA UP.

318. OOH. OHH.

319. URSULA,

320. DANCE WITH GEORGE.

321. WHOO!

322. GEORGE

323. AND URSULA WERE IN LOVE.

324. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW

325. THAT SOMEONE

326. WAS FAST APPROACHING

327. WHO WAS GOING TO CHANGE

328. THEIR LIVES FOREVER—

329. SOMEONE SO MALEVOLENT,

330. SO MACHIAVELLIAN, SO...

331. WELL, FOR YOU KIDS,

332. LET'S JUST SAY

333. REALLY, REALLY MEAN.

334. STAY STILL.

335. I DON'T WANT

336. TO FALL OFF.

337. YES, IT WAS

338. BEATRICE STANHOPE,

339. URSULA'S MOTHER.

340. HELLO?

341. IT IS THE MAN WHO WOULD

342. BE YOUR SON-IN-LAW.

343. YES, THAT'S URSULA'S

344. FOPPISH FORMER FIANCE

345. LYLE VAN de GROOT.

346. YOU REMEMBER

347. THE GRACEFUL VAN de GROOT

348. FROM THE FIRST MOVIE.

349. I GET TO GO FIRST!

350. UHH.

351. WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY

352. TO SHOW THAT SCENE?

353. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

354. IT SEEMS THE VENGEFUL,

355. VENAL VAN de GROOT

356. HAD BOUGHT THE CASINO

357. APE WAS GAMBLING IN.

358. LYLE HAD FINALLY

359. COME UP WITH

360. THE PERFECT PLAN

361. TO DESTROY GEORGE

362. BY STEALING THE DEED

363. TO APE MOUNTAIN.

364. ARE YOU SURE

365. APE HAS THE DEED?

366. IT IS, AFTER ALL,

367. CALLED APE MOUNTAIN.

368. AND AS SOON AS

369. I HAVE CHEATED THE APE

370. OUT OF THE DEED

371. AND DRIVEN

372. THAT HALF-WIT GEORGE

373. OFF OF HIS LAND,

374. THE BULLDOZERS ROLL,

375. DRIVING URSULA RIGHT BACK

376. INTO MY WAITING ARMS.

377. WHEN THEY SEE THE GIFTS

378. I'VE BROUGHT THEM,

379. THEY'LL MISS

380. CIVILIZATION SO MUCH

381. THEY'LL BE BEGGING ME

382. TO TAKE THEM BACK.

383. HMM?

384. I GOT TO GO.

385. WHAT DID HE SAY?

386. HE SAY, "HOLD ON.

387. I'M GOING TO—"

388. AH-CHOO!

389. AAH!

390. OH, I'VE HAD IT.

391. OHH!

392. ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING

393. IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?

394. WHY, YES. WE REMEMBER

395. FROM THE FIRST MOVIE.

396. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I

397. GET TO APE MOUNTAIN TODAY.

398. IT'S MY GRANDSON'S

399. FIFTH BIRTHDAY.

400. I'M TAKING HIM AND HIS MOTHER

401. BACK TO CIVILIZATION.

402. [TRANSLATED FROM

403. NATIVE LANGUAGE]

404. LET'S STUFF HER IN A SUITCASE!

405. WHAT DID HE SAY?

406. HE WAS ADMIRING

407. YOUR LUGGAGE.

408. WELL, WELL, WHATEVER.

409. AND HE WONDERED WHY

410. YOU WANT TO TAKE

411. YOUR GRANDSON

412. OUT OF THE JUNGLE.

413. I'M NOT HAVING HIM GROW UP

414. HERE AN ILLITERATE SAVAGE.

415. [TRANSLATED FROM

416. NATIVE LANGUAGE]

417. "ILLITERATE SAVAGE."

418. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

419. MELANIN-CHALLENGED OLD FART?

420. [TRANSLATED FROM

421. NATIVE LANGUAGE]

422. LET'S TOSS HER OFF THE CLIFF.

423. [TRANSLATED FROM

424. NATIVE LANGUAGE]

425. I GET TO PUSH HER!

426. HELP! STOP!

427. PUT ME DOWN! HELP!

428. AAH!

429. SORRY.

430. WE CAN'T KILL BEATRICE.

431. IF SHE DIES,

432. WE HAVE NO STORY.

433. AND IF WE HAVE NO STORY,

434. GEORGE COULDN'T DISAPPOINT

435. HIS WIFE AGAIN

436. BY BEING LATE FOR HIS

437. OWN SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

438. AHH.

439. I WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING

440. YOUR FATHER.

441. I GUESS YOU MAY

442. AS WELL GET STARTED.

443. UH, NOW,

444. REMEMBER, SWEETIE.

445. YOU CAN WISH FOR

446. ANYTHING YOU WANT.

447. EXCEPT YOUR GRANDMOTHER,

448. BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY HERE.

449. GRANDMA!

450. MOTHER?

451. DARLING.

452. HELLO, JUNIOR.

453. WELL, WHERE'S THAT HUSBAND

454. OF YOURS?

455. SHOULDN'T HE BE AT HIS

456. OWN SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

457. UH, HE'S RUNNING LATE.

458. HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY

459. BE RUNNING LATE?

460. THIS IS THE JUNGLE.

461. TRAFFIC BACK UP ON

462. THE BUKUVU EXPRESSWAY?

463. OHH!

464. DAD!

465. WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

466. WHOO-HOO!

467. GEORGE SO SORRY

468. HE'S LATE.

469. THE ZUG ZUG TREATY

470. BROKE DOWN,

471. AND GEORGE

472. HAD TO STEP IN.

473. OOH.

474. UHH.

475. P.U.

476. UHH.

477. HELLO, OLD MRS. URSULA.

478. OHH!

479. EVER RESOURCEFUL,

480. BEATRICE CUNNINGLY CONNIVED

481. TO TEMPT URSULA AND JUNIOR

482. BACK HOME

483. USING A PLOY

484. THAT HAS WORKED

485. FOR GRANDPARENTS SINCE

486. THE BEGINNING OF TIME.

487. I HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU.

488. WHOA.

489. MOTHER,

490. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

491. GEORGE ALSO MAKE PRESENT.

492. HA HA.

493. COOL.

494. THANKS, DAD.

495. WHOA. COOL.

496. A SPEAR.

497. THAT'S NICE.

498. YEAH.

499. HOW'D YOU LIKE

500. TO PLAY WITH THIS?

501. AHH.

502. OH.

503. HA HA HA.

504. WOW.

505. YOU JUST

506. FLIP THE SWITCH,

507. AND IT CAN DO

508. ANYTHING YOU WANT.

509. THAT NOT LOOK

510. SO HARD. HMM.

511. AHA. OOH. HA.

512. UHH!

513. BEATRICE

514. QUICKLY PUT IN MOTION

515. HER GIFT-GIVING GAMBIT

516. TO GET URSULA TO COME HOME.

517. MEANWHILE,

518. GEORGE WAS DEMONSTRATING

519. WHY HE WAS NO WILLIAM TELL,

520. AND NEITHER

521. WAS HIS AIMLESS SON.

522. STAY THERE,

523. STAY THERE. OK.

524. THERE WE GO.

525. GOOD. OK.

526. OK, THERE. AIM.

527. GOOD, GOOD.

528. SEE GORILLA?

529. HI. OK, OK, OK.

530. NOW THROW,

531. THROW, THROW.

532. GOOD, GOOD.

533. HUH? WHAT?

534. HUH?

535. HUH? HUH?

536. UH, DAD?

537. BUT A COCONUT

538. TO THE CRANIUM

539. WASN'T ENOUGH

540. TO MOLLIFY

541. THE MUDDLED MIND

542. OF OUR HERO,

543. AND GEORGE

544. CONTINUED TO BE TORN

545. BY THE CONFLICT

546. BETWEEN HOME AND THRONE.

547. COME ON, COME ON, GEORGE.

548. YOU HAVE TO COME

549. SUPERVISE

550. THE OOH-OOH

551. FEATHER PICKING.

552. SORRY.

553. GEORGE CAN'T.

554. PROMISED URSULA

555. HE'D STAY HOME.

556. BUT NO KING HAS EVER MISSED

557. OOH-OOH FEATHER PICKING.

558. AT LEAST,

559. NOT WHEN LIONS RULED.

560. FACE IT. HE DOESN'T

561. CARE ABOUT US ANYMORE.

562. GEORGE.

563. OH, MRS. URSULA.

564. COME TALK.

565. GEORGE...

566. DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE

567. AND YOUR SON?

568. GEORGE LOVE URSULA

569. AND JUNIOR VERY MUCH.

570. AND GEORGE SORRY

571. GEORGE LATE

572. FOR JUNIOR'S

573. BIRTHDAY PARTY.

574. OH, I UNDERSTAND

575. PERFECTLY.

576. YOU DON'T SEEM

577. TO HAVE ENOUGH TIME

578. FOR YOUR SUBJECTS

579. OR YOUR FAMILY,

580. WHICH IS WHY

581. YOU CAN SEE

582. HOW MUCH HAPPIER URSULA

583. AND JUNIOR WOULD BE

584. IF THEY CAME BACK

585. TO SAN FRANCISCO.

586. URSULA'S LONELY.

587. SHE MISSES

588. HER FRIENDS...

589. AND SOME PLACE TO WEAR

590. THOSE LOVELY DRESSES.

591. AND JUNIOR NEEDS TO LIVE

592. IN CIVILIZATION

593. AND GO TO SCHOOL

594. WITH OTHER CHILDREN.

595. WHAT DO YOU THINK

596. GEORGE SHOULD DO?

597. GEORGE SHOULD

598. LET THEM GO.

599. AS MUCH AS

600. SHE TRIED TO RESIST,

601. THE ONCE-OPULENT URSULA

602. WAS TEMPTED BY THE BOUNTY

603. OF BANGLES AND BAUBLES.

604. FEELING DAZED

605. AND CONFUSED—

606. OR, MORE DAZED AND

607. CONFUSED THAN NORMAL—

608. GEORGE SOUGHT

609. PROFESSIONAL HELP.

610. [SPEAKS TOOKIE

611. LANGUAGE]

612. AHH...

613. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

614. [SPEAKING

615. TOOKIE LANGUAGE]

616. AH-AH! EE-EE!

617. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

618. GEORGE KNOW

619. TOOKIE TRYING,

620. BUT NEED TALK

621. TO BROTHER APE.

622. UH... MAYBE TOOKIE FLY

623. TO GET BROTHER APE?

624. AAK AAK? EEK EEK?

625. TOOKIE TOOKIE?

626. UH-UH.

627. THEN GEORGE

628. JUST TALK MORE.

629. AAH! TOOKIE TOOKIE!

630. WHILE TOOKIE WAS

631. WINGING HIS WAY TO LAS VEGAS,

632. HE—I SAID, LAS VEGAS!

633. OHH. APE FOUND HIMSELF

634. WITH PROBLEMS OF HIS OWN.

635. ♪ IF YOU'RE GONNA

636. AAH!

637. STOP SINGING!

638. I'VE HAD MORE PLEASURE

639. LISTENING TO

640. ALLIGATORS SINGING!

641. I'LL KILL YA!

642. WHILE APE WAS BUSY

643. STRANGLING HIS PESTERING

644. POKER PARTNER,

645. TOOKIE'S TUCKERED MIND

646. BEGAN TO WANDER.

647. ANOTHER MIMOSA,

648. MR. TOOKIE TOOKIE?

649. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

650. OH, TOOKIE, YOU CAD.

651. AS OUR

652. JUNGLE JET-SETTER FLEW

653. TO VISIT HIS PRIMATE PAL,

654. URSULA CONFRONTED

655. THE CONNIVING BEATRICE

656. FOR BEFUDDLING

657. HER HANDSOME HUBBY.

658. GOOD MORNING, MOTHER.

659. I'D APPRECIATE IT

660. IF YOU WOULDN'T PLAY

661. WITH GEORGE'S MIND.

662. WELL, THERE REALLY

663. ISN'T MUCH TO PLAY WITH,

664. BUT ALL RIGHT.

665. URSULA, I KNOW

666. YOU'RE UNHAPPY HERE.

667. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE

668. TO FOOL YOURSELF,

669. BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL

670. YOUR MOTHER.

671. I'LL ADMIT THERE ARE

672. CERTAIN THINGS

673. I MISS ABOUT HOME,

674. BUT I LOVE GEORGE,

675. AND I AM STAYING HERE,

676. SO DEAL WITH IT, OK?

677. HELLO?

678. URSULA'S DEFINITELY

679. WEAKENING.

680. IF I CAN JUST GET HER

681. BACK TO CIVILIZATION,

682. AND TO YOU...

683. UH, THAT IS,

684. IF YOU'VE GOT

685. YOUR OBSESSION WITH HER

686. UNDER CONTROL.

687. OF COURSE,

688. I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

689. OBSESSION—STRONG WORD.

690. HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE DEED

691. FROM THE APE YET?

692. NO.

693. BUT I'LL HAVE IT TONIGHT,

694. AND WHEN I DO,

695. BULLDOZERS WILL ROLL.

696. ROLL!

697. I HAVE A FOOLPROOF PLAN.

698. AND HE DID,

699. BECAUSE, IN A REMARKABLE

700. DEMONSTRATION

701. OF DESPICABLE DISHONESTY,

702. LYLE HAD ENTERED

703. THE POKER GAME.

704. SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT

705. WHICH ONE HE IS.

706. WHOA!

707. OHH!

708. YOU FOOLISH FOWL!

709. WHAT ARE YOU

710. DOING HERE?

711. AH-AH! EE-EE!

712. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

713. SO YOU'RE SAYING

714. THAT GEORGE IS SUFFERING

715. DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE

716. DUE TO HIS UNRESOLVED CONFLICT

717. OVER WHETHER

718. URSULA'S HAPPY

719. AND WHETHER HE'S

720. A GOOD HUSBAND AND KING,

721. AND THESE CONFLICTS

722. ARE KEEPING HIM UP NIGHTS,

723. AND HE'S IN NEED OF MY

724. IMMEDIATE ADVICE AND COUNSEL.

725. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

726. IN A MOMENT!

727. I'M SITTING

728. ON A GREAT HAND HERE.

729. UHH! OHH.

730. YES,

731. THE GAMBLING BUG

732. HAD BIT OUR

733. NORMALLY GUARDED GORILLA.

734. I'LL TAKE 3.

735. MAYBE MY LUCK

736. WILL CHANGE.

737. BUT LUCK WASN'T IN THE CARDS

738. FOR OUR POKER-PLAYING

739. PRIMATE

740. BECAUSE,

741. AS THE GAME PROGRESSED,

742. THERE WAS A STRANGE SENSE

743. IN THE ROOM

744. THAT APE WAS ABOUT TO BE

745. CHEATED OUT OF THE DEED.

746. UH-OH.

747. HMM? OOPS.

748. I'D LIKE TO STAY IN,

749. BUT I HAVE, UH,

750. NOTHING LEFT TO BET.

751. I'M BROKE.

752. WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE

753. SOMETHING OF VALUE—

754. STOCKS, BONDS,

755. REAL ESTATE...

756. IN AFRICA?

757. I'M AFRAID NOT.

758. DON'T YOU OWN, UM...

759. WHAT'S IT CALLED?

760. APE MOUNTAIN?

761. NO, THAT'S A COMMON MISNOMER.

762. THE DEED TO APE MOUNTAIN

763. BELONGS TO THE LEGENDARY

764. KING OF THE JUNGLE,

765. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

766. PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.

767. VAGUELY.

768. SO, WHAT ARE YOU

769. HOLDING...

770. NOSTRIL-DAMUS?

771. THERE—

772. JUST 4 QUEENS.

773. WELL, I'M HOLDING...

774. 4 LYLES.

775. BUT DON'T YOU WORRY

776. YOUR PRETTY LITTLE

777. HAIRY HEAD ABOUT IT.

778. YOU CAN WORK OFF

779. THE DEBT

780. PERFORMING

781. IN MY NIGHTCLUB

782. FOR THE NEXT... 17 YEARS.

783. HA HA HA HA!

784. [LAUGHTER DEEPENS

785. AND ECHOES]

786. AH-AH! EE-EE!

787. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

788. WHAT?

789. IT TURNS OUT

790. THE BIG APE DIDN'T

791. HAVE THE DEED.

792. HOW COULD APE

793. NOT OWN APE MOUNTAIN?

794. MY GOD!

795. THAT'S LIKE SAYING

796. THE ROCKEFELLERS DON'T

797. OWN ROCKEFELLER CENTER!

798. THEY DON'T!

799. OH.

800. IT TURNS OUT YOUR IDIOT

801. SON-IN-LAW HAS IT.

802. BUT, UH, WHERE

803. DOES HE KEEP IT?

804. LET ME ASK HIM.

805. GEORGE, WHERE

806. DO YOU KEEP THE DEED

807. TO APE MOUNTAIN?

808. GEORGE HIDE

809. IN BUTT FLAP. OH!

810. ENCHANTING.

811. He keeps it

812. in his underwear.

813. NOW THE ONLY QUESTION IS,

814. HOW DO WE GET HIM

815. AND HIS UNDERWEAR

816. BACK HERE

817. SO I CAN TAKE IT?

818. OW!

819. EH? TOOKIE!

820. AH-AH.

821. EE-EE. TOOKIE TOOKIE.

822. APE CAN'T COME TALK

823. TO GEORGE BECAUSE BROKE?

824. IN BIG TROUBLE?

825. GEORGE MUST GO VEGAS

826. TO HELP!

827. THRILLED

828. THAT GEORGE WAS LEAVING,

829. BEATRICE BEAMED

830. LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT.

831. SHH. GEORGE IS COMING.

832. WHAT'S HE DOING WITH

833. ALL THAT LUGGAGE?

834. HEY, HE'S LEAVING.

835. Mean Lion: IT'S

836. COMMENTS LIKE THAT

837. WHICH JUSTIFY

838. WHY I EAT YOU.

839. NOW I KNOW WHY THEY

840. CALL YOU "REALLY MEAN LION."

841. OH, YEAH. OH.

842. LAST TIME HE LEFT,

843. THE JUNGLE

844. NEARLY FELL APART.

845. Mean Lion:

846. IT'S SO OBVIOUS—

847. GEORGE ONLY WANTS TO BE

848. WITH HIS OWN KIND NOW.

849. BUT DON'T WORRY.

850. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

851. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

852. UNAWARE OF THE THREAT

853. BOTH HOME AND ABROAD,

854. GEORGE AND HIS EXTENDED

855. JUNGLE FAMILY

856. TOOK OFF

857. ON THEIR FIRST TRIP.

858. LOOK, LOOK!

859. OOH.

860. LAS VEGAS.

861. ANXIOUS TO SPEAK

862. TO HIS BANKRUPT BRETHREN APE,

863. BUT NOT WANTING

864. TO STAND OUT

865. LIKE A SIMIAN

866. FROM THE STICKS,

867. GEORGE MADE A STOP.

868. NEW GEORGE

869. LOOK PRETTY GOOD

870. IN ARMANI, TOO.

871. UHH!

872. UHH!

873. FERKLEMPT AT FINALLY

874. FINDING EACH OTHER AGAIN,

875. GEORGE AND HIS BROTHER APE

876. HAD A BIG,

877. EMOTIONAL REUNION.

878. HI.

879. HELLO.

880. OH, COME ON. YOU CAN DO

881. BETTER THAN THAT.

882. OHH.

883. GEORGE!

884. OOF!

885. GEORGE SO HAPPY

886. TO SEE BROTHER APE.

887. I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO.

888. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

889. GEORGE HERE TO HELP.

890. TOOKIE SAY

891. APE IN TROUBLE.

892. BROKE, BUSTED,

893. NO BENJAMINS.

894. BROKE? IT'S ALL

895. A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

896. I'M PERFECTLY FINE.

897. THAT'S—THAT'S, UH,

898. WHY I'M GIVING AWAY

899. ALL MY FURNITURE.

900. GEORGE HAPPY

901. APE PERFECTLY FINE.

902. ONLY WISH

903. GEORGE PERFECTLY FINE.

904. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

905. URSULA THINK

906. GEORGE SPEND

907. TOO MUCH TIME

908. WITH ANIMALS.

909. ANIMALS THINK GEORGE SPEND

910. TOO MUCH TIME WITH URSULA.

911. GEORGE SO UPSET,

912. THINK ABOUT TAKING OFF

913. NECK CROWN.

914. LOOK, I UNDERSTAND

915. YOUR CONCERN,

916. AND IF I RETURN—

917. HUH?

918. UH, WHEN I RETURN,

919. I WILL COORDINATE

920. YOUR SCHEDULE

921. TO THE SATISFACTION

922. OF EVERYONE.

923. IT'S JUST A QUESTION

924. OF BALANCE.

925. GEORGE GOOD

926. AT BALANCE. SEE?

927. GEORGE STILL WORRIED

928. ABOUT URSULA.

929. SHE'S LONELY

930. AND SHE WORRIED

931. SHE NOT COOK OR CLEAN

932. AS WELL AS APE.

933. WELL, SHE MIGHT HAVE

934. A POINT THERE.

935. NOW GEORGE CONCERNED

936. THAT URSULA

937. MISS CIVILIZATION

938. MORE THAN

939. SHE MISS GEORGE.

940. HMM. DON'T BE

941. RIDICULOUS.

942. URSULA ADORES YOU.

943. SHE'S PROBABLY

944. JUST SUFFERING

945. FROM THE 5-YEAR ITCH.

946. THEN WHAT GEORGE DO?

947. DO WHAT ANY HUSBAND

948. WOULD DO.

949. GET HER A NICE PRESENT

950. TO HELP SCRATCH IT.

951. HMM.

952. A BACK SCRATCHER.

953. TO HELP WITH ITCH.

954. AS THE

955. JUNGLE KING DEMONSTRATED

956. THE MANY USES OF HIS GIFT,

957. HIS ARCH-ANIMAL ENEMY

958. WAS BACK IN THE JUNGLE

959. TRYING TO TAKE OVER

960. HIS THRONE.

961. UHH!

962. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

963. HAS DESERTED YOU,

964. BUT IF YOU ELECT ME

965. YOUR KING,

966. I PROMISE TO MAKE

967. EVERY TUESDAY

968. MEATLESS TUESDAY!

969. AH, BUT IF YOU DON'T

970. MAKE ME YOUR KING...

971. OH, I'M SCARED!

972. OHH!

973. YOU HAVE NO IDEA

974. WHAT A MEAN LION

975. I CAN REALLY BE.

976. AS THE MEAN LION

977. SCHEMED AGAINST HIM,

978. HIS PERFIDIOUS PLOTTERS

979. IN LAS VEGAS

980. PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES

981. ON THEIR PERSPICACIOUS PLAN.

982. BETTER TURN OFF

983. THE ALARM.

984. THE OLD WITCH SAYS

985. THE MUSCLE-MAN

986. KEEPS THE DEED

987. IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

988. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

989. YEAH, BUT AT LEAST

990. IT'LL BE EASY TO FIND.

991. AH, THESE LOOK

992. FAMILIAR.

993. OBVIOUSLY

994. HE WAS PLANNING

995. TO STAY

996. FOR A WHILE.

997. YOU WOULD THINK

998. AT SOME POINT

999. URSULA WOULD

1000. RECOMMEND

1001. A ZEBRA PATTERN.

1002. UNAWARE OF

1003. THE DEADLY DENIZENS

1004. DETERMINED

1005. TO DESTROY HIM...

1006. OH, THAT'S

1007. A CHANGE OF PACE.

1008. OUR ACCIDENTAL TOURIST

1009. TOOK HIS FAMILY BACKSTAGE

1010. AT CIRCUS CIRCUS.

1011. AS GEORGE GLEEFULLY GREETED

1012. HIS PERFORMING PALS,

1013. URSULA WONDERED

1014. IF SHE'D EVER COME FIRST.

1015. [PANTING

1016. AND CHATTERING]

1017. GEORGE,

1018. THIS IS ROCKY.

1019. HE'S VERY HONORED

1020. TO MEET YOU.

1021. WHY DO THEY

1022. CALL HIM ROCKY?

1023. BECAUSE WHEN HE GETS NERVOUS,

1024. HE DOES THAT.

1025. GEORGE... HONORED...

1026. TO... MEET...

1027. ROCKY... TOO.

1028. BLBLBLBLB!

1029. HE SAYS HE WAS

1030. BORN IN A CAGE,

1031. BUT HE WANTS TO RETURN

1032. HOME WITH YOU

1033. AND LEARN TO BECOME

1034. A REAL JUNGLE KANGAROO.

1035. HEH. CAGES NOT GOOD

1036. FOR ANIMALS.

1037. GEORGE, KANGAROOS

1038. LIVE IN AUSTRALIA.

1039. WE CAN'T BRING ROCKY

1040. BACK TO THE BUKUVU.

1041. TELL HIM

1042. WE'RE REALLY SORRY.

1043. [SPEAKS

1044. UNKNOWN LANGUAGE]

1045. DON'T WORRY, GEORGE.

1046. HE WON'T BOTHER YOU

1047. AGAIN.

1048. WHILE OUR SIMPLE

1049. SIMIAN WAS BEING STALKED

1050. BY A STAR-STRUCK KANGAROO,

1051. LYLE AND THE WOMEN

1052. WERE STILL SEARCHING

1053. OUR SIMPLE SIMIAN'S SHORTS.

1054. WHAT NOW?

1055. IT'LL TAKE US YEARS

1056. TO GO THROUGH

1057. THE REST OF THESE.

1058. AND IT WOULD HAVE, TOO,

1059. HAD THE PRECISE, PRACTICAL,

1060. PRAGMATIC URSULA

1061. NOT LABELED THEM.

1062. OOH-OOH FEATHERS.

1063. HYENA BURGER.

1064. WAIT A SECOND.

1065. DEED.

1066. LYLE

1067. IMMEDIATELY DISPATCHED

1068. ONE OF HIS DASTARDLY

1069. DISCIPLES TO THE JUNGLE,

1070. WHO EAGERLY ENJOYED

1071. EVICTING THE ANIMALS.

1072. IN EVERY OTHER STORY,

1073. THE KING OF THE JUNGLE

1074. IS A LION, NOT A HUMAN.

1075. AND SO,

1076. AS IS MY BIRTHRIGHT,

1077. I NOW DECLARE MYSELF

1078. KING OF THE JUNGLE!

1079. THIS IS REALLY BAD!

1080. REALLY BAD!

1081. TUESDAYS ARE STILL

1082. MEATLESS, RIGHT?

1083. BUT YOU CAN'T BE KING

1084. WITHOUT THE ROYAL AMULET.

1085. THEN I'LL JUST HAVE

1086. TO GET IT BACK, WON'T I?

1087. OH, WE NEED GEORGE.

1088. WH-WHERE'S GEORGE?

1089. GEORGE'S ANIMAL

1090. FRIENDS WERE WORRIED,

1091. WHILE, BACK IN LAS VEGAS,

1092. LYLE CELEBRATED

1093. GETTING THE DEED

1094. IN A TYPICALLY

1095. MATURE FASHION.

1096. AAH! UHH!

1097. GETTING THE DEED IS

1098. ONLY HALF THE BATTLE.

1099. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

1100. UNLESS YOU GET URSULA

1101. TO FALL IN LOVE

1102. WITH YOU.

1103. ARE YOU PREPARED

1104. FOR TONIGHT?

1105. I'M PREPARED.

1106. AND SO WAS APE,

1107. BECAUSE THEY HAD ALL

1108. COME TO SEE

1109. THE SWINGIN', SARTORIAL

1110. SONGSTER PERFORM.

1111. EAT! EAT!

1112. SHH.

1113. NOW,

1114. WHEN I COUNT TO 3,

1115. YOU WILL AWAKEN

1116. AND FEEL REFRESHED

1117. AND YOU'LL

1118. REMEMBER NOTHING.

1119. 1, 2, 3!

1120. WHOO!

1121. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

1122. ICE CREAM?

1123. BUT I'M LACTOSE

1124. INTOLERANT!

1125. OHH.

1126. OOPS. HEH. SORRY.

1127. REMEMBER—I AM ARMANDO!

1128. AND I CAN HYPNOTIZE ANYONE

1129. TO DO ANYTHING! GOOD NIGHT!

1130. THE CONRAD JUPITERS

1131. HOTEL AND CASINO

1132. IS PROUD TO PRESENT

1133. THE SELECTED SONG STYLINGS

1134. OF THE ONE AND ONLY...

1135. A-A-A-APE!

1136. YEAH!

1137. HA HA HA HA HA!

1138. THANK YOU,

1139. THANK YOU.

1140. THANK YOU. GIRLS?

1141. HOO! HOO!

1142. APE WILL BE

1143. BACK IN A FEW MINUTES

1144. WITH HIS TRIBUTE

1145. TO TONY ORLANDO.

1146. IT'S FROM THE GENTLEMAN

1147. OVER THERE.

1148. LYLE.

1149. BEATRICE,

1150. YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY.

1151. UH-HUH.

1152. URSULA,

1153. WHAT A SMALL WORLD.

1154. YOU REMEMBER MY

1155. SON-IN-LAW GEORGE.

1156. I DO. GEORGE...

1157. CLEARLY,

1158. THE BEST MAN WON,

1159. BUT NO HARD FEELINGS.

1160. SHAKE?

1161. BLBLBLBLBLBLB!

1162. WHAT ARE

1163. YOU DOING HERE?

1164. LAST TIME WE SAW YOU,

1165. YOU TRIED TO HAVE

1166. GEORGE KILLED,

1167. APE CAPTURED, AND DRAGGED

1168. ME OFF TO MARRY YOU.

1169. THAT ACTUALLY

1170. WASN'T ME, KITTEN.

1171. THAT WAS

1172. THE ALTITUDE SICKNESS.

1173. AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS

1174. I HAVE MY DOCTOR HERE—

1175. DR. KERNER.

1176. YOU SEE, IT IS

1177. MY OPINION THAT LYLE

1178. WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE

1179. FOR HIS ACTIONS

1180. DUE TO THE LACK

1181. OF OXYGEN

1182. IN THE BUKUVU

1183. MOUNTAINS.

1184. YOU KNEW

1185. I WAS GONNA BE HERE?

1186. YOU'RE FIRED.

1187. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

1188. YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE.

1189. I HAPPENED TO RUN INTO

1190. THE LORDS OF OOMPAH

1191. PRACTICING YOUR

1192. FAVORITE SONG—

1193. "I WANT TO KNOW

1194. WHAT LOVE IS."

1195. EINE, ZWEI,

1196. DREI, VIER!

1197. WHAT IS THAT?

1198. [BAND PLAYS "I WANT

1199. TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS']

1200. WAIT A MINUTE!

1201. THAT NOT URSULA'S

1202. FAVORITE SONG.

1203. THIS URSULA'S

1204. FAVORITE SONG.

1205. ONE-BANANA, TWO-BANANA...

1206. [BAND PLAYING

1207. "GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE']

1208. NO-O-O-O!

1209. WE'RE DEAD MEAT.

1210. I THOUGHT I WAS

1211. MAKING PROGRESS.

1212. THAT APE HAS

1213. A BETTER CHANCE

1214. OF RUNNING OFF WITH

1215. HER THAN YOU DO.

1216. HE DOES?

1217. WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?

1218. I THINK IT'S TIME WE BROUGHT

1219. IN SOME REINFORCEMENTS.

1220. ['CHARLIE'S ANGELS"

1221. THEME PLAYING]

1222. HERE'S YOUR TOWELS, ANGELS.

1223. THANKS, CHARLIE.

1224. HEY, DON'T HOG

1225. THE CHOCO-BLASTS.

1226. MMM. I'LL GIVE YOU

1227. THE CHOCO-BLASTS

1228. IF COURTNEY GIVES UP

1229. THE FUNKY MONKEY.

1230. I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN

1231. ENOUGH FUNKY MONKEYS.

1232. I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS.

1233. AND WE'VE MISSED YOU.

1234. SPEAKING OF THINGS

1235. YOU'VE MISSED,

1236. YOU KNOW WHO'S

1237. LOOKING AMAZING?

1238. LYLE.

1239. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1240. HE'S SUCH A CATCH.

1241. HE'S CHARMING, RICH,

1242. SENSITIVE...

1243. AND IS EQUALLY AT HOME

1244. WITH SMALL ANIMALS

1245. AND CHILDREN.

1246. ARE YOU READING THAT?

1247. OOP.

1248. I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOTHER

1249. FLEW ALL OF YOU HERE

1250. JUST TO TELL ME

1251. ABOUT LYLE.

1252. YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T

1253. SEND US HERE.

1254. WE'RE WORRIED

1255. ABOUT YOU.

1256. YEAH, I MEAN, A FLING,

1257. ANY OF US COULD UNDERSTAND.

1258. AND WOULD GLADLY HAVE

1259. TRADED PLACES WITH YOU FOR.

1260. YEAH.

1261. WE'RE JUST CONCERNED

1262. YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE.

1263. COME ON. I HAVEN'T

1264. CHANGED A BIT.

1265. HUH?

1266. OH!

1267. AAH!

1268. I CAN'T BELIEVE

1269. I JUST DID THAT.

1270. I GUESS I HAVE CHANGED.

1271. YOU BELONG BACK HERE.

1272. SOON,

1273. YOUR WHOLE IDENTITY

1274. IS GOING TO GET

1275. SWALLOWED UP BY GEORGE,

1276. AND THE URSULA

1277. WE KNOW AND LOVE

1278. IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR.

1279. AND YOU DESERVE

1280. A HUSBAND

1281. WHO'D RATHER

1282. SPEND TIME WITH YOU

1283. THAN A GORILLA.

1284. BUT I LOVE GEORGE.

1285. THAT DOESN'T MEAN

1286. HE'S RIGHT FOR YOU.

1287. YOU AND LYLE HAVE

1288. SO MUCH MORE IN COMMON.

1289. TIFFANY'S RIGHT.

1290. YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE

1291. WHO'S REFINED AND POLISHED,

1292. SOMEONE WHO CARES

1293. ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

1294. GEORGE DOESN'T KNOW

1295. HOW TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

1296. LOOK, YOU ARRIVE,

1297. AND WHAT'S THIS GREAT

1298. PRESENT HE GETS YOU?

1299. A BACK SCRATCHER.

1300. AND WHERE

1301. DID HE TAKE YOU

1302. YOUR FIRST DAY BACK

1303. IN CIVILIZATION?

1304. BACKSTAGE

1305. AT CIRCUS CIRCUS.

1306. CAN YOU BELIEVE

1307. HIS LACK OF FEELING?

1308. YOU'VE BEEN

1309. IN THE JUNGLE,

1310. ISOLATED FROM

1311. ALL YOUR FRIENDS,

1312. HUNGRY FOR SOME SORT

1313. OF HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP,

1314. AND HE BRINGS YOU

1315. TO AN ANIMAL SHOW.

1316. HOW SELFISH.

1317. THIS MAN DOESN'T

1318. LOVE YOU, DARLING.

1319. HE HARDLY KNOWS YOU.

1320. IT'LL BE SO WONDERFUL

1321. WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY HOME.

1322. THE OPERA OPENS

1323. NEXT MONTH.

1324. OH, AND WE CAN

1325. GO TO THE CANYON RANCH

1326. TO HAVE SOME KIND

1327. OF TOTAL MAKEOVER.

1328. OH, YEAH.

1329. AND THEN THERE'S THAT

1330. WONDERFUL CHARITY CRUISE

1331. FOR SOME KIND OF

1332. POOR PEOPLE.

1333. YEAH, COURTNEY,

1334. REMEMBER THAT NIGHT?

1335. THE CANYON RANCH

1336. IS GREAT.

1337. WAIT A SECOND.

1338. WHAT?

1339. I AM THE LUCKIEST WOMAN

1340. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

1341. SO HE ISN'T THE GREATEST

1342. RETAIL SHOPPER.

1343. I HAVE A MAN I LOVE

1344. AND A CHILD I ADORE,

1345. AND HE GIVES ME

1346. WHAT ALL OF YOU PRAY FOR.

1347. I WANT MY GEORGE.

1348. HA HA!

1349. UHH...

1350. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

1351. I DON'T KNOW.

1352. WELL, LOOK TO YOUR LEFT.

1353. TA-DA!

1354. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.

1355. YES,

1356. IN A BRILLIANTLY DESPERATE

1357. ATTEMPT TO BRING

1358. URSULA AND LYLE TOGETHER,

1359. OUR MASTERMINDING

1360. MAJOR-DOMO MOTHER-IN-LAW

1361. HAS HIRED ARMANDO

1362. TO HYPNOTIZE URSULA

1363. INTO FORGETTING GEORGE.

1364. WHEN YOU AWAKEN,

1365. THE NAME

1366. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

1367. WILL FOREVER BE STRICKEN

1368. FROM YOUR MEMORY.

1369. HEY. SORRY I'M LATE.

1370. THERE WAS A FAT LADY

1371. IN A WHEELCHAIR

1372. HOGGING

1373. THE HANDICAP SPOT.

1374. HIS FACE WILL BE BLANK.

1375. YOU WILL NOT

1376. RECOGNIZE HIM.

1377. HE WILL MEAN ABSOLUTELY

1378. NOTHING TO YOU.

1379. OH, YES. URSULA...

1380. YOUR HUSBAND IS

1381. LYLE VAN de GROOT.

1382. 1, 2, 3.

1383. PUMPKIN!

1384. IT TOOK 2 MOVIES

1385. AND A CROOKED HYPNOTIST,

1386. BUT THE LECHEROUS

1387. LYLE VAN de GROOT

1388. HAD FINALLY GOTTEN HIS WISH.

1389. URSULA WAS,

1390. IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING,

1391. HIS WIFE.

1392. HUH.

1393. HELLO?

1394. HELLO?

1395. HELLO?

1396. TURN THE PHONE AROUND,

1397. YOU IDIOT.

1398. THIS GEORGE. GEORGE

1399. LOOKING FOR URSULA.

1400. OH, SHE'S HERE

1401. WITH JUNIOR.

1402. SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU

1403. ANYMORE.

1404. SHE'S LEFT YOU FOR LYLE.

1405. URSULA LEAVE GEORGE?

1406. YES.

1407. SHE'S WITH LYLE NOW.

1408. BUT GEORGE WANTS

1409. TO TELL HER

1410. THAT GEORGE

1411. STOP BEING KING

1412. IF URSULA

1413. TAKE HIM BACK.

1414. SORRY. IT'S TOO LATE.

1415. SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT

1416. WHEN YOU WERE IN THE JUNGLE

1417. AND HAD NO TIME FOR HER.

1418. THE PEOPLE

1419. SHE MISSES ARE HERE.

1420. SHE LIVES HERE NOW.

1421. FACE IT, GEORGE.

1422. YOUR EXPERIMENT

1423. WITH HAVING A FAMILY

1424. HAS BEEN A FAILURE.

1425. YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE

1426. A HUSBAND OR A FATHER.

1427. GO BACK TO THE ANIMALS

1428. WHERE YOU BELONG.

1429. JUNIOR.

1430. GOOD-BYE, URSULA.

1431. JUNIOR.

1432. COME ON, DEAR. WE DON'T

1433. WANT TO MISS OUR FLIGHT.

1434. EVERYTHING'S SO FOGGY.

1435. LYLE'S MY HUSBAND?

1436. YES, DARLING.

1437. YOU'VE JUST BEEN

1438. UNDER A LOT OF

1439. STRESS LATELY.

1440. HOLD YOUR FATHER'S HAND.

1441. UHH! YOU'RE NOT

1442. MY FATHER.

1443. NOT

1444. POLITE KICK DADDY.

1445. HAVING HEEDLESSLY HEWN

1446. OUR HERO'S HEAVY HEART

1447. INTO HITTLE HIECES—

1448. UH, AHEM.

1449. I MEAN LITTLE PIECES—

1450. THE VENGEFUL VAN de GROOT

1451. TRIED TO IMPRESS HIS

1452. PILFERED PRINCESS URSULA

1453. WITH A DAZZLING DISPLAY

1454. OF ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

1455. COME HERE.

1456. SEE, HONEY?

1457. HORSES ARE MY FRIENDS.

1458. KIND OF.

1459. MAYBE "FRIENDS"

1460. IS TOO STRONG.

1461. THEY'RE MY

1462. ACQUAINTANCES.

1463. ARE YOU SURE

1464. LYLE'S MY HUSBAND?

1465. HEY.

1466. GET—

1467. SEE, HONEY?

1468. HORSES LOVE ME.

1469. COME HERE.

1470. HEY! UHH!

1471. HORSES LOVE ME!

1472. HORSES LOVE ME!

1473. UHH! YOU GUYS

1474. READY TO GO FOR A RIDE?

1475. HOW'D YOU EVER LET ME

1476. MARRY THAT GUY?

1477. WHILE THE TWO OF THEM

1478. TRIED TO FIGURE OUT

1479. WHY URSULA WAS MARRIED

1480. TO AN IDIOT,

1481. LYLE'S BULLDOZERS

1482. WERE ARRIVING

1483. TO CLEAR THE ANIMALS OUT

1484. OF THE BUKUVU.

1485. LOCKED UP

1486. BY THE MEAN LION

1487. TO KEEP HIM FROM CONTACTING

1488. HIS FORMER KING,

1489. THE TACTILE TOOKIE TOOKIE

1490. HAD BEEN CAREFULLY

1491. PLOTTING HIS ESCAPE.

1492. COME HERE, SHEP!

1493. OPEN THE CAGE, SHEP!

1494. NOOOOOOO!

1495. I'M NEVER DOING ANOTHER SEQUEL!

1496. GEORGE CAN'T TAKE

1497. LIVING WITHOUT URSULA,

1498. SO GEORGE GOING

1499. TO GET HER BACK.

1500. TOOKIE!

1501. AH-AH! EE-EE!

1502. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

1503. MEAN LION

1504. CROWN HIMSELF KING?

1505. ANIMALS KICKED OFF LAND?

1506. NEED GEORGE TO SAVE ANIMALS?

1507. HAVE 2 DAYS

1508. TO GET THERE?

1509. APE, WE HAVE TO GO BACK

1510. RIGHT AWAY.

1511. GEORGE, I SHOULD'VE

1512. TOLD YOU EARLIER,

1513. BUT I HAVE

1514. SOME GAMBLING DEBTS

1515. THAT I HAVE TO WORK OFF

1516. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

1517. HOW LITTLE?

1518. 17 YEARS.

1519. GEORGE THINK MAYBE

1520. THAT MIGHT BE TOO LATE.

1521. WHEN WE GET HOME,

1522. APE CAN TAKE OUT LOAN

1523. FROM BUKUVU CREDIT UNION.

1524. GEORGE, THESE

1525. AREN'T NICE PEOPLE.

1526. GEORGE WON'T GO

1527. WITHOUT BROTHER APE.

1528. HMM...

1529. FUTURE OF JUNGLE

1530. AND GEORGE

1531. DEPENDS ON IT.

1532. HMM...

1533. HMM?

1534. MMM...

1535. MMM...

1536. ALL RIGHT, GEORGE.

1537. YEAH!

1538. YES, YES.

1539. MM-HMM. YES.

1540. BUT FIRST MUST GET

1541. WIFE AND SON

1542. WHO DON'T WANT ME

1543. AND AMULET TO LEAD TROOPS.

1544. THEN THE QUESTION IS

1545. HOW TO GET THE TWO OF US

1546. UP TO SAN FRANCISCO.

1547. OHH.

1548. BETTER MAKE THAT

1549. THREE OF US.

1550. OOH! OOH!

1551. COME ON. COME ON.

1552. JUNGLE BOOGIE.

1553. GO, GO, GO.

1554. HUH?

1555. GOING SOMEWHERE?

1556. WHO ARE YOU,

1557. XENA, PRINCESS OF VEGAS?

1558. WE'LL SEE

1559. HOW FUNNY YOU ARE

1560. WHEN YOU'RE STUCK

1561. IN OUR SPECIAL CAGE

1562. AT THE VAN de GROOT ZOO.

1563. IN CASE

1564. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN...

1565. YOU STILL OWE US

1566. 17 YEARS OF EMPLOYMENT.

1567. GET MOVING.

1568. RUN!

1569. ROCKY, GET HOPPING!

1570. COME ON.

1571. LET'S GET 'EM.

1572. OOH!

1573. EXCUSE ME,

1574. EXCUSE ME. GEORGE SORRY.

1575. OOH.

1576. UHH. THANK YOU.

1577. EXCUSE ME.

1578. OUT OF THE WAY!

1579. UNH!

1580. OOH!

1581. WHOA!

1582. WHOA!

1583. NICE.

1584. OOH!

1585. HUH.

1586. LOOK OUT!

1587. UNH!

1588. WHOA!

1589. UNH!

1590. QUICK, GEORGE!

1591. UNH!

1592. OUT OF THE WAY!

1593. LET'S GO!

1594. AAH!

1595. WHOA!

1596. WATCH OUT, GEORGE!

1597. YEAH, THAT WAY.

1598. I'LL GET BACKUP.

1599. WHOA!

1600. AAH!

1601. UP, QUICK, QUICK!

1602. OH!

1603. UH-OH!

1604. WATCH OUT FOR THAT—

1605. OH!

1606. HEY, YOU, STOP!

1607. CALL THE POLICE!

1608. AND ANIMAL CONTROL!

1609. WHAT NOW, APE?

1610. OH, DEAR.

1611. HMM.

1612. LOOK!

1613. BACK AWAY FROM

1614. THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING.

1615. THERE THEY ARE.

1616. DON'T MOVE.

1617. YOU'RE SURROUNDED.

1618. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

1619. BUT TO SURRENDER.

1620. WE'RE SENDING A MAN DOWN

1621. TO CUT OFF ANY ESCAPE.

1622. I'M SORRY, OLD CHUM.

1623. WE DID EVERYTHING

1624. WE COULD.

1625. AH! GEORGE HAVE IDEA.

1626. UHH...

1627. JUST DO LIKE GEORGE.

1628. HEY, HEY, HEY!

1629. APE, JUMP!

1630. COME ON! GO!

1631. GEORGE, I'VE BEEN AWAY

1632. FROM THE JUNGLE

1633. A VERY LONG TIME.

1634. GEORGE CATCH YOU.

1635. UHH...

1636. NOW, DON'T YOU THINK

1637. THAT'S BENEATH US?

1638. HMM.

1639. APE!

1640. HI-YAAH!

1641. GOOD KICK, ROCKY!

1642. OH...

1643. DON'T DO IT!

1644. OOH!

1645. UHH!

1646. HA HA!

1647. OHH.

1648. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

1649. WHOO!

1650. STOP SWINGING

1651. ON THE LADDER!

1652. WE'RE GOING TO FIND

1653. A SAFE PLACE TO LAND.

1654. WHOO! WHOO!

1655. DO NOT SWING.

1656. YOU'RE DESTABILIZING

1657. THE HELICOPTER.

1658. WE GOT TO LAND.

1659. WHOO!

1660. WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!

1661. HEY! WHOA!

1662. OH, THIS IS LOVELY.

1663. AH.

1664. WHOA.

1665. THIS BEST SWING

1666. GEORGE EVER HAD.

1667. BECAUSE GEORGE

1668. AND HIS JUNGLE BUDDY

1669. ARE SWINGING TOGETHER?

1670. NO,

1671. BECAUSE NOT POSSIBLE

1672. FOR GEORGE TO HIT—

1673. YES, FANS,

1674. WE'VE ALSO INCLUDED

1675. THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

1676. UH, AT LEAST

1677. THE LAS VEGAS VERSION.

1678. WATCH OUT FOR THAT—

1679. AAH! OOH!

1680. OOH.

1681. YOU DIDN'T THINK

1682. WE WERE GOING

1683. TO PASS UP THIS PARODY.

1684. HEY, GEORGE! COME ON!

1685. YOU CAN DO IT! COME ON!

1686. REACH!

1687. GEORGE, NOW!

1688. AGAIN!

1689. SWING OVER!

1690. THANK YOU

1691. FOR JOINING US.

1692. IN A BIZARRE CASE

1693. OF LIFE IMITATING ART,

1694. TONIGHT'S AERIAL DRAMA

1695. OVER LAS VEGAS

1696. HAS REACHED

1697. THE VERY HEIGHT

1698. OF THE EMPIRE STATE

1699. BUILDING.

1700. OUR CORRESPONDENT—

1701. OH, THERE'S SOMETHING

1702. ABOUT THAT APE

1703. THAT FEELS

1704. REALLY FAMILIAR.

1705. IT'S "KING KONG."

1706. I THOUGHT "KING KONG"

1707. WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE.

1708. OH, WOULD YOU

1709. BELIEVE HOLLYWOOD?

1710. THEY COLORIZED IT.

1711. OH.

1712. HMM.

1713. REACH, REACH!

1714. GRAB ME! COME ON!

1715. YEAH!

1716. GOT YOU!

1717. WELL DONE!

1718. UNITS ARE ARRIVING

1719. ON THE SCENE

1720. TO GET YOU DOWN.

1721. SO, GOT

1722. ANY OTHER IDEAS?

1723. FOLLOW GEORGE.

1724. UHH...

1725. BRILLIANT.

1726. MEANWHILE,

1727. THAT DASTARDLY DUO OF DAMSELS

1728. SALLY AND KOWALSKI

1729. WERE SEARCHING

1730. EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY.

1731. THAT'S CRANNY, NOT GRANNY.

1732. AHEM.

1733. HUH?

1734. AS HALFWAY

1735. AROUND THE WORLD,

1736. AN ADVANCING ARMY PREPARED

1737. TO INVADE THE BUKUVU.

1738. AND IN SAN FRANCISCO,

1739. URSULA PONDERED

1740. HER PRESENT PREDICAMENT.

1741. I ALWAYS HAD

1742. THE FANTASY

1743. THAT WHEN I KISSED

1744. THE MAN I LOVE,

1745. I'D HEAR CHURCH BELLS

1746. RINGING.

1747. CHURCH BELLS RINGING?

1748. MMM.

1749. AND FIREWORKS.

1750. FIREWORKS?

1751. LOUD, SPECTACULAR,

1752. TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY,

1753. FOURTH OF JULY

1754. FIREWORKS.

1755. WITH LYLE,

1756. THERE'S JUST...

1757. UH, LYLE.

1758. YEAH.

1759. SO MUCH FOR FANTASY.

1760. I CAN'T HELP FEELING

1761. THAT SOMETHING'S MISSING—

1762. THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

1763. SOMETHING'S

1764. WAITING FOR ME.

1765. AAH!

1766. OH, SORRY TO

1767. SURPRISE URSULA...

1768. UH...

1769. BUT GEORGE CAN'T LIVE

1770. WITHOUT URSULA.

1771. GEORGE MADLY IN LOVE.

1772. UH, LOOK, UH...

1773. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

1774. BUT I'M MARRIED...

1775. UNFORTUNATELY.

1776. RIGHT.

1777. GEORGE URSULA'S HUSBAND.

1778. OH!

1779. HUH? HUH.

1780. URSULA MORE CONFUSED

1781. THAN GEORGE.

1782. BUT NO TIME TO TALK.

1783. BUKUVU IN TROUBLE.

1784. MUST GET BACK.

1785. GEORGE PUT URSULA FIRST,

1786. THEN JUNGLE, HMM?

1787. UH...

1788. UHH! LISTEN...

1789. I'VE NEVER HEARD

1790. OF THE BUKUVU,

1791. AND LYLE

1792. IS MY HUSBAND.

1793. THOUGH

1794. I HAVE TO ADMIT

1795. YOU ARE

1796. QUITE ATTRACTIVE...

1797. AND HAVE THE SINEWY

1798. ARMS OF A GOD.

1799. YEAH.

1800. BUT I'M ONE OF THOSE

1801. OLD-FASHIONED TYPES,

1802. AND I TAKE MY MARRIAGE VOWS

1803. VERY SERIOUSLY.

1804. THEN CAN I HAVE HIM?

1805. HUH?

1806. SORRY.

1807. GEORGE LOVE URSULA MORE

1808. THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

1809. URSULA MEAN

1810. EVERYTHING TO GEORGE.

1811. DO YOU HAVE

1812. ANY BROTHERS AT HOME?

1813. I HAVE BROTHER APE.

1814. OOH. AN APE.

1815. CAN YOU GIVE HIM

1816. MY PHONE NUMBER?

1817. HAVING DEPOSITED

1818. HIS DIPSY DARLING WITH APE,

1819. GEORGE NERVOUSLY SWUNG IN

1820. TO SEE IF HIS SON

1821. STILL REMEMBERED HIM.

1822. JUNIOR?

1823. DADDY!

1824. I MISSED YOU

1825. SO MUCH.

1826. GEORGE

1827. REALIZE SOMETHING.

1828. IF JUNIOR WANT TO SURF

1829. AND NOT SWING,

1830. IT'S OK WITH GEORGE,

1831. BECAUSE GEORGE

1832. LOVE JUNIOR SO MUCH.

1833. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

1834. COME HERE.

1835. I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD,

1836. BUT I THINK YOU'D BETTER

1837. TALK TO MOM RIGHT AWAY,

1838. BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN

1839. ACTING REALLY STRANGE.

1840. YEAH.

1841. COME ON.

1842. I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS.

1843. OK.

1844. HUNH.

1845. SO, WITH HIS DEVOTED SON

1846. AND DORMANT WIFE,

1847. GEORGE HEADED BACK

1848. TO HIS HOMELAND.

1849. AFTER GETTING A TIP

1850. FROM BRENDAN FRASER,

1851. WHO WAS CRAMPED

1852. DURING THE FIRST PICTURE,

1853. THIS TIME HE MADE SURE

1854. TO GET A BIGGER CRATE.

1855. DAD, I'M AFRAID.

1856. HMM.

1857. WHAT ARE WE GOING

1858. TO DO ABOUT MOM?

1859. GEORGE NOT KNOW,

1860. BUT URSULA

1861. NOT RECOGNIZE GEORGE

1862. EVEN BEFORE

1863. GEORGE LEVEL HER.

1864. WHAT APE THINK?

1865. EITHER WE SHOULD

1866. CHECK THE CRATE FOR PODS,

1867. OR SHE'S IN SOME SORT

1868. OF HYPNOTIC TRANCE.

1869. SHE DOESN'T KNOW

1870. WHO YOU ARE.

1871. MM-HMM.

1872. AHH.

1873. UPON ARRIVAL,

1874. GEORGE WHISTLED FOR SHEP

1875. TO TAKE THEM HOME.

1876. HERE, BOY!

1877. OVER HERE!

1878. OVER HERE, BOY!

1879. COME ON!

1880. COME ON, SHEP.

1881. COME ON, BOY.

1882. COME ON, BOY.

1883. AW, SHEP.

1884. AW, GOOD BOY.

1885. THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

1886. SHEP, SHEP.

1887. SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT

1888. OUR DISCREET PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

1889. UHH. THAT'S MY SHEP.

1890. THAT'S MY SHEP.

1891. OH, THE ELEPHANT'S

1892. WEARING NEW BALANCE.

1893. WHOOPS.

1894. WHOO! GO, SHEP!

1895. GO! GO, BOY!

1896. THAT'S IT.

1897. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

1898. I TELL YOU, GEORGE,

1899. IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

1900. HA HA!

1901. MAYBE TOOKIE WRONG

1902. AND MEAN LION NOT KING.

1903. HEH. JUNGLE

1904. NOT LOOK DIFFERENT.

1905. NOT DIFFERENT?

1906. LOOK AT THE SIGNS, GEORGE,

1907. THE SIGNS!

1908. BUT GEORGE MISSED

1909. THE SIGNS—

1910. SIGNS EVEN AN ILLITERATE

1911. WARTHOG WOULD'VE NOTICED.

1912. BECAUSE THERE WAS A PROBLEM—

1913. A BIG PROBLEM.

1914. LYLE'S MANIACAL MACHINERY

1915. WAS MOVING EVER CLOSER

1916. TO APE MOUNTAIN.

1917. MEANWHILE,

1918. THE COWARDLY CONSTITUENTS

1919. SCAMPERED IN FEAR AS OUR

1920. FEARLESS HERO RAN AFTER THEM,

1921. BESEECHING THEM

1922. TO STAND AND FIGHT.

1923. DON'T RUN!

1924. IF WE WORK TOGETHER,

1925. WE CAN WIN.

1926. GEORGE STILL KING.

1927. I'M THE KING!

1928. UH-OH.

1929. GET DOWN HERE!

1930. YOU KNOW

1931. YOU'RE NOT THE KING.

1932. YOU'VE HAD A NARCISSISTIC

1933. PERSONALITY DISORDER

1934. SINCE YOU WERE A CUB,

1935. AND THERE'S NO REASON

1936. THAT THE REST OF US SHOULD

1937. HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT.

1938. IF YOU REALLY CARE

1939. ABOUT BUKUVU,

1940. THEN THINK BETTER IDEA—

1941. WE HAVE A BIG

1942. BONE-CRUSHING FIGHT

1943. FOR KINGDOM

1944. AFTERWARDS...

1945. MM-HMM.

1946. WHEN WE STILL

1947. HAVE KINGDOM.

1948. WHAT MEAN LION THINK?

1949. EAT FUR, JUNGLE BOY!

1950. OHH!

1951. YES! KILL HIM!

1952. OHH!

1953. AND THEY

1954. WOULD'VE HAD THEIR BIG,

1955. BONE-CRUSHING FIGHT

1956. FOR THE KINGDOM

1957. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR

1958. THE SECRET TRICK APE TAUGHT HIM

1959. WHEN THEY WERE KIDS.

1960. THE EAR, GEORGE!

1961. YEAH!

1962. WHOA, COOL!

1963. THERE. SEE?

1964. WHEW.

1965. GEORGE WISH LIFE

1966. ALWAYS THIS EASY.

1967. HA HA.

1968. YEAH, DAD!

1969. WELL DONE, GEORGE.

1970. WELL DONE.

1971. ALL RIGHT.

1972. WHO'S WITH GEORGE?

1973. WHY SHOULD WE FOLLOW YOU?

1974. YOU CARE MORE ABOUT

1975. YOUR FAMILY THAN US.

1976. SURE, GEORGE CARE

1977. ABOUT FAMILY.

1978. EVEN HALF OF

1979. FAMILY SLEEPING

1980. THROUGH BEST PART

1981. OF MOVIE.

1982. BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN

1983. GEORGE'S BROTHERS

1984. AND SISTERS.

1985. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

1986. WE TOOK FIRST STEPS

1987. TOGETHER.

1988. AND YOU TAUGHT ME

1989. HOW TO SWIM.

1990. AND YOU WERE WITH ME

1991. FIRST TIME WE READ

1992. PLAYAPE MAGAZINE.

1993. SO GEORGE BEG YOU,

1994. NOT AS KING,

1995. BUT AS BROTHER,

1996. TO JOIN HIM

1997. AND SAVE HOMELAND.

1998. HMM.

1999. [MUTTERING

2000. INDISTINCTLY]

2001. UH-HUH.

2002. OK?

2003. OK.

2004. GEORGE TRY SOMETHING

2005. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

2006. WE FEW,

2007. WE HAPPY FEW,

2008. WE BAND OF BROTHERS.

2009. FOR HE TODAY THAT SHEDS

2010. HIS FUR WITH GEORGE

2011. SHALL BE GEORGE'S BROTHER.

2012. AND OTHER ANIMALS

2013. IN THE JUNGLE

2014. SHALL THINK THEMSELVES

2015. ACCURSED THEY WERE NOT HERE.

2016. AND WHEN WE GET OLD,

2017. YE WILL REMEMBER

2018. WITH GREAT PRIDE

2019. WHAT FEATS YE DID TODAY.

2020. LAND ALL WE HAVE.

2021. GEORGE KING.

2022. AND KING ASK ANIMALS

2023. TO JOIN HIM

2024. AND SAVE HOMELAND!

2025. THEN GEORGE FIGHT ALONE.

2026. FEELING MORE ALONE

2027. THAN SIEGFRIED WITHOUT ROY,

2028. OUR DAUNTLESS, DARING,

2029. DEFIANT JUNGLE GUNSLINGER

2030. WENT OUT

2031. TO SAVE THE BUKUVU.

2032. [SPAGHETTI WESTERN

2033. THEME PLAYING]

2034. BUT SOON

2035. HIS FRIENDS JOINED HIM,

2036. LIKE "THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN,"

2037. IF THEY HADN'T BEEN

2038. MAGNIFICENT,

2039. AND THEY'D CONSISTED

2040. OF A DIMWITTED KING,

2041. AN ELEPHANT WHO THOUGHT

2042. HE WAS A DOG,

2043. AN APE, A BIRD,

2044. A LITTLE MONKEY,

2045. AND A KANGAROO.

2046. THEY MARCHED,

2047. FLEW, AND HOPPED OUT

2048. TO MEET THE ENEMY.

2049. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

2050. AND JUST BETWEEN

2051. YOU AND ME,

2052. IT DIDN'T LOOK GOOD.

2053. GUESS JUST US.

2054. BUT, LUCKILY FOR GEORGE,

2055. AFTER A DELAYED REACTION

2056. TO HIS INSOUCIANT

2057. IAMBIC PENTAMETER,

2058. THE JUNGLE'S OTHER

2059. VACILLATING VARMINTS

2060. JOINED THE FIGHT WITH

2061. THEIR POTENT POTENTATE.

2062. FOR THOSE OF YOU

2063. WITHOUT A THESAURUS,

2064. THAT'S, "AFTER A DELAYED

2065. REACTION TO HIS SPEECH,

2066. THE OTHER ANIMALS JOINED

2067. THE BROUHAHA WITH THEIR KING."

2068. IMAGINING THE COLD STEEL

2069. OF THE DELETERIOUS DOZERS

2070. SEPARATING HIS UPPER HALF

2071. FROM HIS LOWER,

2072. HE ORDERED HIS TROOPS BACK

2073. IN A SLOW

2074. AND ORDERLY RETREAT.

2075. LET'S GO!

2076. WHOA-OH-OH!

2077. GEORGE REALIZED

2078. THAT THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

2079. WAS TO FIGHT FIRE

2080. WITH... COCONUTS?

2081. SO HE CALLED IN

2082. THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.

2083. WHOO.

2084. AAH!

2085. FIRE!

2086. AHH, YES.

2087. AAH!

2088. NICE SHOOTING!

2089. HIKE!

2090. OH!

2091. OH, NO.

2092. NOT ELEPHANT ZUG-ZUG.

2093. EWW!

2094. WHOO.

2095. GOOD SHOT!

2096. UHH!

2097. EWW!

2098. UHH!

2099. YEAH!

2100. WHOO!

2101. HA!

2102. WITH SHEP

2103. DOWN FOR THE COUNT,

2104. GEORGE FELT THE NEED

2105. TO RALLY HIS TROOPS.

2106. DON'T WORRY!

2107. GEORGE NOT KNOW MEANING

2108. OF WORD "DEFEAT"!

2109. GEORGE NOT KNOW MEANING

2110. OF MOST WORDS,

2111. BUT ESPECIALLY "DEFEAT"!

2112. AND GEORGE WILL STAY HERE

2113. JUST AS LONG AS

2114. GEORGE'S NAME IS—

2115. HERB.

2116. BUT HERB—

2117. I—I MEAN, GEORGE—

2118. QUICKLY REALIZED

2119. THAT A DEADLY DOZER

2120. WAS HEADING TO DESTROY

2121. THE TREE HOUSE

2122. AND HIS STILL-DOZING WIFE.

2123. GEORGE NOT HIT WOMEN,

2124. SO APPRECIATE IT

2125. IF WOMEN NOT HIT GEORGE.

2126. HEH. UHH!

2127. UHH!

2128. HMM.

2129. WHOA!

2130. GEORGE REALIZE

2131. THAT IN ORDER

2132. TO SAVE TREE HOUSE,

2133. BUKUVU,

2134. AND ENTIRE

2135. JUNGLE LIFESTYLE,

2136. GEORGE NOW HAVE

2137. TO HIT WOMAN,

2138. BUT, IN NAME

2139. OF SPORTSMANSHIP,

2140. GEORGE GIVE WOMAN

2141. FIGHTING CHANCE.

2142. NOTE TO GEORGE—

2143. RETHINK SPORTSMANSHIP.

2144. HYAH!

2145. I HAVE AN IDEA!

2146. HAVING FINALLY

2147. DEFEATED THE PUGNACIOUS PAIR,

2148. INDIANA GEORGE FOUND HIMSELF

2149. WITH AN EVEN BIGGER BUGABOO—

2150. HOW TO TURN OFF

2151. THE BULLDOZER.

2152. WUH-OH!

2153. OH!

2154. WHAT THIS DO?

2155. WHOA! OOH! OOH!

2156. OOH! OOH!

2157. WHOO?

2158. HUH? HUH?

2159. OH! OH!

2160. STOP.

2161. TREE HOUSE.

2162. UH-OH. NOT GOOD.

2163. OOH! OOH! OOH! OH!

2164. EEE! EEE!

2165. MOVE, ANIMALS!

2166. UHH! AAH!

2167. AAH!

2168. OH! JUNIOR?

2169. AHH!

2170. GEORGE SON SWUNG!

2171. WE DID IT, DAD!

2172. WE SAVED THE JUNGLE!

2173. YEAH!

2174. HA HA HA!

2175. [ALL WHOOPING

2176. AND SCREECHING]

2177. YEAH!

2178. ALL RIGHT!

2179. YEAH!

2180. WELL, CAN WE JOIN

2181. YOUR LITTLE CELEBRATION?

2182. YES,

2183. IT WAS URSULA'S MEDDLING,

2184. MENDACIOUS, MOCK-MATE,

2185. WHO, ALONG WITH BEATRICE,

2186. HAD TRACKED HER

2187. BACK TO THE BUKUVU.

2188. MOM?

2189. LYLE?

2190. MM-HMM.

2191. URSULA.

2192. WE'VE COME TO TAKE MY

2193. DAUGHTER AND GRANDSON HOME.

2194. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!

2195. OHH! AHA!

2196. I WAS EXPECTING THAT,

2197. SO I WORE

2198. SHIN GUARDS.

2199. HMM.

2200. AAH! OH!

2201. INGROWN TOENAIL.

2202. HE GOT IT!

2203. NOW, GEORGE,

2204. YOU MAY THINK

2205. YOU'VE WON THE WAR,

2206. BUT THERE'LL BE

2207. MORE BULLDOZERS.

2208. YOU GIVE ME BACK

2209. URSULA AND JUNIOR,

2210. AND I'LL GIVE YOU

2211. BACK THE DEED.

2212. GEORGE LOVE URSULA

2213. AND JUNIOR.

2214. GEORGE, I'M SORRY.

2215. IT'S NO USE.

2216. LYLE'S MY HUSBAND.

2217. JUNIOR AND I

2218. SHOULD BE WITH HIM.

2219. AHH.

2220. MMM.

2221. SORRY.

2222. THAT'S RIGHT.

2223. MM-HMM.

2224. TAKE IT EASY,

2225. JUNGLE HEAD.

2226. COME ALONG. LET'S GO.

2227. UHH!

2228. DON'T LET LYLE TAKE ME, DAD.

2229. I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU.

2230. ALL RIGHT! OK!

2231. TELL HIM TO BACK OFF...

2232. OR, UH, MIGHTY JOE OLD

2233. GETS IT HERE.

2234. GEORGE APPRECIATE

2235. WHAT GORILLAS DO

2236. FOR GEORGE.

2237. BUT GEORGE NOT WANT

2238. ANYONE TO DIE FOR HIM.

2239. SOUND ADVICE, DOOFUS.

2240. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU'VE

2241. BEEN USING YOUR HEAD

2242. FOR MORE THAN JUST

2243. CRACKIN' COCONUTS.

2244. TELL 'EM TO BACK OFF.

2245. WAY OFF!

2246. UM...

2247. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

2248. SOMEHOW I THINK IT BELONGS

2249. TO YOU IN THIS WORLD.

2250. OH, REALLY.

2251. MUST I BE FORCED

2252. TO ENDURE

2253. THIS DRIVEL?

2254. TAKE URSULA

2255. AND JUNIOR

2256. AND LET'S

2257. GET ON WITH IT!

2258. SURE, NO PROBLEM.

2259. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.

2260. OK. HEH HEH. HEY.

2261. UH, THANKS FOR WATCHING

2262. MY FAMILY FOR ME.

2263. TCH, TCH.

2264. WHAT GEORGE DO?

2265. GEORGE LOVE ANIMALS

2266. AND JUNGLE,

2267. BUT MORE

2268. THAN ANYTHING,

2269. GEORGE LOVE URSULA

2270. AND JUNIOR.

2271. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

2272. GET AFTER THEM!

2273. GO ON! GO ON!

2274. HEY. UHH!

2275. CLASSIC MOMENT

2276. OF WESTERN MOVIE—

2277. PUT ME DOWN!

2278. WHERE HERO HOLDS

2279. BAD GUY UP IN AIR,

2280. THEN HUMILIATES

2281. WITH TREE WEDGIE.

2282. HEH.

2283. WHAT?

2284. UHH! GEORGE!

2285. UHH!

2286. HA HA!

2287. GEORGE!

2288. COME ON, GEORGE!

2289. UN-WEDGIE ME!

2290. MM.

2291. THAT WAS SO NICE...

2292. GEORGE.

2293. URSULA KNOW GEORGE?

2294. WELL, OF COURSE.

2295. YOU'RE MY HUSBAND.

2296. HA HA HA!

2297. SHE KNOW GEORGE!

2298. AS IT TURNED OUT,

2299. A KISS FROM GEORGE

2300. WAS STRONGER THAN

2301. ANY HYPNOTIC SPELL.

2302. HARD TO RESIST

2303. KISS FROM GEORGE.

2304. UH—

2305. AAAAAAH!

2306. WOULD YOU TAKE

2307. YOUR HANDS

2308. OFF OF MY WIFE, PLEASE,

2309. WHOM YOU HAVE

2310. UNHYPNOTIZED!

2311. I HAVEN'T BEEN

2312. THIS DISAPPOINTED

2313. SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE,

2314. WHEN MY SISTER STOLE

2315. MY SHAUN CASSIDY LUNCH BOX.

2316. GEORGE CONFUSED.

2317. SHAUN CASSIDY WAS

2318. A POPULAR TV CHARACTER

2319. IN THE LATE SEVENTIES,

2320. ALONG WITH PARKER STEVENSON.

2321. I FOLLOWED BOTH

2322. THEIR CAREERS, ACTUALLY.

2323. GEORGE NOT CONFUSED

2324. ABOUT SHAUN CASSIDY.

2325. GEORGE CONFUSED

2326. ABOUT UNHYPNOTIZING.

2327. WOULD YOU

2328. LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN?

2329. SURE.

2330. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.

2331. WE'VE ALL BEEN

2332. WONDERING ABOUT THAT.

2333. UH, LET'S NOT START IN, OK?

2334. I THINK I SPEAK

2335. FOR EVERYONE,

2336. INCLUDING THE AUDIENCE,

2337. WHEN I SAY,

2338. THIS CONSTANT STREAM

2339. OF ANNOYING ALLITERATION

2340. IS ANNOYING!

2341. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

2342. ABOUT THAT, HUH? HUH?

2343. ♪ HALLELUJAH,

2344. COME ON! THAT HURTS!

2345. WAIT! OH! AAAAH!

2346. ANYONE ELSE HAVE

2347. ANY CRITIQUES OR COMMENTS?

2348. UH-UH!

2349. GOOD.

2350. BUT BEFORE WE CAN END

2351. OUR MOVIE

2352. WITH THE TRADITIONAL

2353. JUNGLE WEDDING SCENE,

2354. GEORGE STILL HAD

2355. ONE MORE OFFICIAL DUTY—

2356. GEORGE!

2357. HELPING URSULA

2358. BRING HER FRIENDS

2359. OUT OF THEIR

2360. HYPNOTIC TRANCE.

2361. OOH. GEORGE.

2362. HEH HEH HEH.

2363. BUT I STILL DON'T

2364. RECOGNIZE HIM! STAN?

2365. STAN?

2366. STAN, IS THAT YOU?

2367. STAN—

2368. HEY!

2369. UHH!

2370. OOH.

2371. WELL.

2372. AND YOU'RE

2373. A BIG, HAIRY APE.

2374. OHH, YES.

2375. SO, DOMESTIC BLISS

2376. HAS ONCE AGAIN RETURNED

2377. TO THE BUKUVU...

2378. AND WITH BEATRICE'S

2379. FULL BLESSING,

2380. GEORGE AND URSULA DECIDED

2381. TO RENEW THEIR VOWS.

2382. AH-AH! EE-EE!

2383. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

2384. AWW.

2385. OHH.

2386. GEORGE WANT EVERYONE

2387. TO KNOW FROM NOW ON,

2388. GEORGE NOT AVAILABLE

2389. AT ALL HOURS.

2390. FROM 9:00 TO 5:00,

2391. GEORGE BELONG TO ANIMALS.

2392. FROM 5:00 TO 9:00,

2393. GEORGE BELONG

2394. TO JUNIOR.

2395. BUT AT ALL TIMES,

2396. GEORGE BELONG TO URSULA.

2397. AND URSULA WILL WEAR

2398. NECK CROWN.

2399. BECAUSE WITHOUT HIS QUEEN,

2400. GEORGE COULD NOT BE KING,

2401. OR ANYTHING ELSE.

2402. JOLLY, JOLLY GOOD.

2403. SO,

2404. ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

2405. FOR THAT DEFENDER

2406. OF THE INNOCENT,

2407. PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK,

2408. AND ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY,

2409. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

2410. AND NOW THAT GEORGE HAS LEARNED

2411. TO BALANCE HIS TIME,

2412. HE HAS VOWED NEVER TO BE

2413. LATE FOR LUNCH AGAIN.

2414. LUNCH TIME!

2415. HA HA HA!

2416. WHOO-HOO!

2417. WHOA!

2418. WHOA!

2419. COMIN' THROUGH!

2420. HA HA HA HA!

2421. WHOA!

2422. WHOO!

2423. WHOA!

2424. NYYYAOW!

2425. GO, DAD!

2426. WHOA-OH-OH!

2427. WHOO!

2428. OOH! OOH!

2429. AAH! OOH! AAH!

2430. HA HA!

2431. WHOO!

2432. WHOO-HOO!

2433. HI, MOM!

2434. WHOA!

2435. WATCH THIS!

2436. AH-AH-AH-AH!

2437. THAT'S MY BOY!

2438. JUNGLE SURFING NOT SO HARD!

2439. GEORGE, WATCH OUT

2440. FOR THAT—

2441. [BIRDS SQUAWKING,

2442. MONKEYS SCREECHING]

2443. AA-AAH!

2444. 27-R,

2445. TAKE ONE.

2446. AH-AH, AH-AH, AHH!

2447. OK. AHH, AHH, AHH!

2448. 27-R.

2449. TAKE 41.

2450. THANKS, SWEETIE.

2451. OK, HERE'S THE ONE.

2452. OOH, OOH!

2453. AH HA HA!

2454. 27-R,

2455. TAKE 222!

2456. AHH! AHH! AHH!

2457. HA HA HA HA!

2458. CUT! CUT! CUT!

2459. AA-AAH!

2460. LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

2461. YOU OK, SHEP?

2462. WOOF! WOOF!

2463. AH-AH! EE-EE!

2464. TOOKIE TOOKIE!

2465. WHAT THE—

2466. WHEE!

2467. AH.

2468. AA-AAH!

2469. HA HA!

2470. AAAAAH!

2471. OH, DEAR. SORRY.

2472. AA-AAH!

2473. [BIRDS SQUAWKING,

2474. MONKEYS SCREECHING]

2475. AA-AAH!

2476. AA-AAH!

2477. AA-AAH!

2478. AA-AAH!

2479. [BIRDS SQUAWKING,

2480. MONKEYS SCREECHING]

2481. AA-AAH!

2482. AND SO,

2483. THAT ENDS THE MOVIE.

2484. AND, AS ALWAYS,

2485. EVERYONE WINDS UP HAPPY,

2486. EXCEPT FOR ME.

2487. BUT WHO CARES

2488. ABOUT A NARRATOR?

2489. WELL, FINE.

2490. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

2491. GO OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

2492. OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND

2493. OR YOUR BEST FRIEND

2494. OR YOUR HUSBAND OR YOUR WIFE.

2495. JUST GO, I SAID. GO ON.

2496. NOBODY CARES

2497. ABOUT THESE CREDITS ANYWAY.

2498. UH, CONTRACTUALLY,

2499. WE HAVE TO SHOW

2500. THE CREDITS.

2501. I—WHO ARE YOU?

2502. I'M THE NARRATOR

2503. FROM "MULAN."

2504. WELL...

2505. IT'S REALLY NICE

2506. TO MEET YOU.

2507. OH.

2508. MMMM!