1. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
2. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
3. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
4. Strong as he can beCopy !req
5. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
6. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
7. Lives a life that's freeCopy !req
8. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
9. When he gets in a scrapeCopy !req
10. He makes his escape with help
from his friend an ape named ApeCopy !req
11. And his elephant Shep
can fetch a logCopy !req
12. He's man's best friend
is George's dogCopy !req
13. He's George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
14. Swing from tree to treeCopy !req
15. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
16. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
17. Lives a life that's freeCopy !req
18. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
19. Now George was a king
and a daddy tooCopy !req
20. There's just too much
for poor George to doCopy !req
21. Though George loved Ursula
with all his heartCopy !req
22. Her momma's evil plots
broke them apartCopy !req
23. There was lying and thieving
and stealing and cheatingCopy !req
24. But their true love
just can't be beatenCopy !req
25. So find his kisskin unhypnotisedCopy !req
26. Now George is the king from 9-5Copy !req
27. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
28. Friend to you and meCopy !req
29. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
30. Hear him holler, swing and singCopy !req
31. All the animals come
to the jungle kingCopy !req
32. So grab a vine and swing in timeCopy !req
33. If you smack a tree just pay no mindCopy !req
34. Like George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
35. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
36. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
37. Strong as he can beCopy !req
38. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
39. Watch out for that... treeCopy !req
40. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
41. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
42. The jungle to the untrained eye
looks the same as in our first movie,Copy !req
43. but things have changed,Copy !req
44. and it's not just because
we're using a different set,Copy !req
45. domestic bliss
has broken out over the Bukuvu,Copy !req
46. parenthood has found
that defender of the innocent,Copy !req
47. and all-around good guy,
George of the Jungle.Copy !req
48. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
49. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
50. And as our story begins,Copy !req
51. our popular potent potentate
has produced a prince.Copy !req
52. Huh? Wait a minute!Copy !req
53. Who the heck are you?Copy !req
54. Me, new George. Studio too cheap
to pay Brendan Fraser.Copy !req
55. - Let's go, Dad.
- How did you get the part?Copy !req
56. - New George just lucky, I guess.
- Hey, dad, check it out.Copy !req
57. Let's play fetch with Shep.Copy !req
58. - Shep!Copy !req
59. Here we go, boy. Fetch!Copy !req
60. Fetch stick, Shep.Copy !req
61. Come on, Shep.Copy !req
62. Now that the prince is turning five,Copy !req
63. George is grooming his son
to be the heir to the throne.Copy !req
64. George, that's grooming him
to be heir, not grooming his hair.Copy !req
65. - Oh.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
66. While George was preparing his son,Copy !req
67. Ursula the love of his life,Copy !req
68. and the heiress who gave up
everything to be his jungle queen,Copy !req
69. was wondering why
George wasn't home for lunch.Copy !req
70. Why isn't George home for lunch?Copy !req
71. But George
couldn't go home for lunchCopy !req
72. because he had to attend
to a very important matter.Copy !req
73. George pretty good at coconut ball.Copy !req
74. OK.Copy !req
75. OK.Copy !req
76. Hit me!Copy !req
77. But suddenly the game was
interrupted by an urgent bongo gram.Copy !req
78. I said, an urgent bongo gram.Copy !req
79. George really late for lunch.Copy !req
80. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
81. Strong as he can beCopy !req
82. Watch out for that... treeCopy !req
83. Sorry George late, but George had
important royal duty to attend to.Copy !req
84. In other words,
you were playing coconut ball.Copy !req
85. George score winning goal.Copy !req
86. Ursula come
and try out for cheerleader?Copy !req
87. I tried, but the gorillas turned me
down because I wasn't pretty enough.Copy !req
88. - You look pretty to me.
- You should tell the gorillas.Copy !req
89. George promise tonight
spend whole night with Ursula. OK?Copy !req
90. OK.Copy !req
91. Can George give Junior
vine swinging lesson?Copy !req
92. Vine swinging's a little dangerous.Copy !req
93. - Must be from your side of family.
- Vine surfing is much cooler.Copy !req
94. What dangerous about swinging?
Swinging fun.Copy !req
95. - George show you.
- Maybe that's not such a good idea.Copy !req
96. Why? It easy.Copy !req
97. George, watch out for that...Copy !req
98. For the first time in history,Copy !req
99. George didn't hit the tree
he was aiming at,Copy !req
100. but that didn't stop him
from hitting... the second tree.Copy !req
101. And, in case you were worried,Copy !req
102. the new George takes a tree
as well as Brendan Fraser.Copy !req
103. While George
was sliding down the tree,Copy !req
104. Ape has been in Las Vegas
becoming a different sort of swinger.Copy !req
105. But while pursuing
his singing career,Copy !req
106. the lure of the cards has proven too
much for our travelling troubadour.Copy !req
107. You got to learn to play it rightCopy !req
108. You got to know when to hold 'emCopy !req
109. Know when to fold 'emCopy !req
110. If you wouldn't mind,
could you stop singing?Copy !req
111. Sorry.Copy !req
112. Cut the cards.Copy !req
113. Welcome to Las Vegas, baby.Copy !req
114. And they say humans
are more evolved.Copy !req
115. Meanwhile, back in the jungle,Copy !req
116. George was taking care
of some serious jungle business.Copy !req
117. George, the sink's stuffed again.Copy !req
118. Well, kind of serious.Copy !req
119. Don't worry, George fix.Copy !req
120. OK.Copy !req
121. George, you better answer the bird.Copy !req
122. Hello.Copy !req
123. Animals in big fight.Copy !req
124. George know he promise Ursula
he see her tonight,Copy !req
125. OK if George go to help animals?Copy !req
126. If George can come home early, would
Ursula still go out with George?Copy !req
127. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
128. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
129. Watch out for that...Copy !req
130. Stop the movie!Copy !req
131. That's how animals usually sound,
right?Copy !req
132. In our movie the animals
are all going to talk,Copy !req
133. - so you humans don't miss a thing.
- Where's your team now?Copy !req
134. Anyone know how to fix sink?Copy !req
135. For the convenience of you animals
we've added subtitles,Copy !req
136. so you can follow along too.Copy !req
137. This is all their fault.Copy !req
138. The birds keep dropping
their zug-zug on us.Copy !req
139. Incoming.Copy !req
140. It's disgusting! I gotta wear a hat!Copy !req
141. Why not make zug-zug treaty?Copy !req
142. Zug-zug treaty?Copy !req
143. Yes, zug-zug treaty.Copy !req
144. This is Disney,
if we're gonna do a zug-zug joke,Copy !req
145. we're gonna make it educational.Copy !req
146. We make treaty and get everyone
to go zug-zug in separate areas.Copy !req
147. - That's a good idea.
- Now you can play coconut ball.Copy !req
148. - George can't stay.
- And why not, George?Copy !req
149. Have evening planned with Ursula.Copy !req
150. When lions ruled the jungle,
we never neglected our subjects,Copy !req
151. why are you neglecting us?Copy !req
152. - George in love.
- You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
153. Get outta here.Copy !req
154. Run home to your family.Copy !req
155. Never trust anyone without fangs.Copy !req
156. George didn't impress
his bachelor pals,Copy !req
157. but he did manage
to impress his wife.Copy !req
158. George lucky man.Copy !req
159. He's got Ursula and Junior...Copy !req
160. and really strong head.Copy !req
161. Honey, I wouldn't worry
about Junior swinging.Copy !req
162. He's the son of the greatest swinger
of all time,Copy !req
163. how could he not learn how to swing?Copy !req
164. That make George happy.Copy !req
165. Sorry about sink.Copy !req
166. It's not your fault,Copy !req
167. it's just the way
things are sometimes.Copy !req
168. Sure Ursula like being here
with George?Copy !req
169. How can you say that?Copy !req
170. Then Ursula think things be OK,
right?Copy !req
171. Cos George rather not be king
than lose Ursula.Copy !req
172. Oh, don't be silly,
everything's fine.Copy !req
173. George hope so, cos he love Ursula
more than there are stars in sky.Copy !req
174. And George have special surprise
to cheer Ursula up.Copy !req
175. Ursula, dance with George.Copy !req
176. Like a simple question
looking for an answerCopy !req
177. Now I am, now I am,
listening to some inner callCopy !req
178. Swimming blindly to pull
myself upon your shoreCopy !req
179. What if I don't find you
when I have landed?Copy !req
180. Would you leave me here to die
on your shores flat dead?Copy !req
181. I think I know why the dog
howls at the moonCopy !req
182. I think I know why the dog
howls at the moonCopy !req
183. I saidCopy !req
184. When I'm with you...Copy !req
185. George and Ursula were in love.Copy !req
186. Little did they know that someone
was approaching,Copy !req
187. who was going to change their lives
for ever,Copy !req
188. someone so malevolent,
so Machiavellian, so...Copy !req
189. Well, for you kids, let's just say
really, really mean.Copy !req
190. Stay still, I don't want to fall off.Copy !req
191. Yes, it was Beatrice Stanhope,
Ursula's mother.Copy !req
192. Hello.Copy !req
193. It's the man who would be
your son-in-law.Copy !req
194. Yes, that's Ursula's foppish
former fiancé, Lyle Van de Groot.Copy !req
195. You remember the graceful
Van de Groot from the first movie.Copy !req
196. Was it really necessary
to show that scene?Copy !req
197. It seems the vengeful,
venal Van de GrootCopy !req
198. had bought the casino
Ape was gambling in.Copy !req
199. Lyle had finally come up
with the perfect planCopy !req
200. to destroy George by stealing
the deed to Ape Mountain.Copy !req
201. Are you sure Ape has the deed?Copy !req
202. It is, after all,
called Ape Mountain.Copy !req
203. And as soon as I have cheated
the ape out of the deed,Copy !req
204. and driven that half-wit George
off of his land, bulldozers roll,Copy !req
205. driving Ursula right back
into my waiting arms.Copy !req
206. When they see my gifts,Copy !req
207. they'll miss civilisation so much
they'll beg me to take them back.Copy !req
208. I've gotta go. What did he say?Copy !req
209. He said hold on. I'm going to...Copy !req
210. Oh, I've had it!Copy !req
211. Are you sure
we're going in the right direction?Copy !req
212. Why, yes.
We remember from the first movie.Copy !req
213. It's very important
I get to Ape Mountain today.Copy !req
214. It's my grandson's fifth birthday.Copy !req
215. I'm taking him and Ursula
back to civilisation.Copy !req
216. What did he say?Copy !req
217. He was admiring your luggage.Copy !req
218. Oh, well, whatever.Copy !req
219. And he wondered why you want to
take your grandson out of the jungle.Copy !req
220. I'm not having him grow up here
an illiterate savage.Copy !req
221. Someone help! Put me down! Help!Copy !req
222. Sorry, we can't kill Beatrice.Copy !req
223. If she dies, we have no story.Copy !req
224. And if we have no story, George
couldn't disappoint his wife againCopy !req
225. by being late
for his own son's birthday party.Copy !req
226. I wonder what's keeping your father.Copy !req
227. Guess we may as well get started.Copy !req
228. Now remember, sweetie,
you can wish for anything you want.Copy !req
229. Except your grandmother,
because she's already here.Copy !req
230. Grandma!Copy !req
231. - Mother!
- Darling.Copy !req
232. Hello, Junior.
Well, where's that husband of yours?Copy !req
233. Shouldn't he be
at his own son's birthday party?Copy !req
234. He's running late.Copy !req
235. How could he possibly
be running late? This is the jungle.Copy !req
236. Traffic back up
on the Bukuvu Expressway?Copy !req
237. Dad!Copy !req
238. George sorry he's late, but zug-zug
treaty broke down and had to step in.Copy !req
239. Hello, old Mrs Ursula.Copy !req
240. Beatrice cunningly connived to tempt
Ursula and Junior back homeCopy !req
241. using a ploy that has worked
since the beginning of time.Copy !req
242. I have gifts for you.Copy !req
243. Mother, you shouldn't have.Copy !req
244. George also make present.Copy !req
245. Cool! Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
246. Whoa! Cool, a spear!Copy !req
247. - That's nice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
248. How'd you like to play with this?Copy !req
249. Wow!Copy !req
250. You just flip the switch
and it can do anything you want.Copy !req
251. That not look so hard.Copy !req
252. Beatrice put in motion
her gift-giving gambitCopy !req
253. to get Ursula to come home.Copy !req
254. Meanwhile, George demonstrated
why he was no William Tell.Copy !req
255. - And neither was his aimless son.
- Stay there. OK. Good. OK.Copy !req
256. OK, aim. Good.Copy !req
257. See gorilla? OK.Copy !req
258. Now throw. Throw.Copy !req
259. Throw!Copy !req
260. Good.Copy !req
261. Huh?Copy !req
262. But a coconut wasn't enough to
nullify the muddled mind of our hero,Copy !req
263. George continued to be torn by the
conflict between home and throne.Copy !req
264. Come on, George. Ya have to
supervise the oo-oo feather picking.Copy !req
265. Sorry, George can't.
Promise Ursula he stay home.Copy !req
266. But no king has ever missed
oo-oo feather picking.Copy !req
267. At least not when lions ruled.Copy !req
268. Face it.
He doesn't care about us anymore.Copy !req
269. - George.
- Old Mrs Ursula.Copy !req
270. Come talk.Copy !req
271. George,
do you love your wife and your son?Copy !req
272. George love Ursula and Junior
very much.Copy !req
273. And George sorry George late
for Junior's birthday party.Copy !req
274. I understand perfectly.Copy !req
275. You don't have enough time
for your subjects or familyCopy !req
276. Which is why you can see how much
happier Ursula and Junior would beCopy !req
277. if they came back to San Francisco.Copy !req
278. Ursula's lonely.Copy !req
279. She misses her friends and
someplace to wear lovely dresses.Copy !req
280. Junior needs to live in civilisation
and go to school with other children.Copy !req
281. What do you think George should do?Copy !req
282. George should let them go.Copy !req
283. As much as she tried to resist,Copy !req
284. the once opulent Ursula was tempted
by the bangles and baubles.Copy !req
285. Feeling dazed and confused,Copy !req
286. or more dazed and confused
than normal,Copy !req
287. George sought professional help.Copy !req
288. George know Tookie trying,
but need talk to brother Ape.Copy !req
289. Maybe Tookie fly to get brother Ape?Copy !req
290. Then George just talk more.Copy !req
291. While Tookie was winging his way
to Las Vegas, he...Copy !req
292. I said Las Vegas!Copy !req
293. Ape found himself
with problems of his own.Copy !req
294. If you're gonna play the game, boyCopy !req
295. You got to learn to play it rightCopy !req
296. You got to know when to hold 'emCopy !req
297. Know when to fold...Copy !req
298. I've had more pleasure
listening to alligators singCopy !req
299. than you, ya stupid bum!Copy !req
300. While Ape was busy strangling
his pestering poker partner,Copy !req
301. Tookie's tuckered mind
began to wander.Copy !req
302. Another mimosa, Mr Tookie-Tookie?Copy !req
303. Oh, Tookie, you cad.Copy !req
304. As our jungle jet-setter
flew to visit his primate pal,Copy !req
305. Ursula confronted Beatrice
for befuddling her handsome hubby.Copy !req
306. Mother. I'd appreciate it if you
wouldn't play with George's mind.Copy !req
307. Well, there really isn't much
to play with, but alright.Copy !req
308. Ursula, I know you're unhappy here.Copy !req
309. You can't fool your mother.Copy !req
310. I'll admit there are certain things
I miss about home,Copy !req
311. but I love George
and I am staying here.Copy !req
312. So deal with it. OK?Copy !req
313. - Hello.
- Ursula's definitely weakening.Copy !req
314. If I can just get her back
to civilisation and to you -Copy !req
315. That is, if you've got your obsession
with her under control?Copy !req
316. Of course I have it under control.Copy !req
317. Obsession... a strong word.Copy !req
318. Have you got the deed from Ape yet?Copy !req
319. No, but I'll have it tonight.Copy !req
320. And when I do, bulldozers will roll.Copy !req
321. Roll! I have a foolproof plan.Copy !req
322. He did. Because in a demonstration
of despicable dishonesty,Copy !req
323. Lyle had entered the poker game.Copy !req
324. See if you can figure out
which one he is.Copy !req
325. You foolish fowl.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
326. George is suffering
deep psychological damageCopy !req
327. over whether Ursula's happy and
if he's a good husband and king,Copy !req
328. and he's in need
of my immediate advice and counsel?Copy !req
329. In a moment!
I'm sitting on a great hand here!Copy !req
330. Yes, the gambling bug had bit
our normally guarded gorilla.Copy !req
331. I'll take three.
Maybe my luck will change.Copy !req
332. But luck wasn't in the cards
for our poker-playing primate.Copy !req
333. As the game progressed,Copy !req
334. there was a strange sense
in the roomCopy !req
335. that Ape was about
to be cheated out of the deed.Copy !req
336. I'd like to stay in, but I have
nothing left to bet. I'm broke.Copy !req
337. Maybe you have something of value?Copy !req
338. Stocks, bonds,
real estate... in Africa?Copy !req
339. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
340. Don't you own...Copy !req
341. Oh, what's it called, Ape Mountain?Copy !req
342. No, the deed belongs to the legendary
George of the Jungle.Copy !req
343. Perhaps you've heard of him?Copy !req
344. Vaguely.Copy !req
345. So, what are you holding,
Nostril-damus?Copy !req
346. There. Just four queens.Copy !req
347. Well, I'm holding four Lyles.Copy !req
348. But don't you worry your pretty
little hairy head about it.Copy !req
349. You can work off the debt performing
in my club... for the next 17 years.Copy !req
350. What?Copy !req
351. Hello.Copy !req
352. It turns out the big ape
didn't have the deed.Copy !req
353. How could Ape
not own Ape Mountain?Copy !req
354. That's like saying the Rockefellers
don't own Rockefeller Center.Copy !req
355. - They don't!
- Oh.Copy !req
356. It turns out
your idiot son-in-law has it.Copy !req
357. But where does he keep it?Copy !req
358. Let me ask him.Copy !req
359. George, where do you keep
the deed to Ape Mountain?Copy !req
360. George hide in butt flap.Copy !req
361. Enchanting.
He keeps it in his underwear.Copy !req
362. How do we get him and his underwear
back here... so I can take it?Copy !req
363. Tookie.Copy !req
364. Ape can't come talk to George
because broke? In big trouble?Copy !req
365. George must go Vegas to help.Copy !req
366. Thrilled that George was leaving,
Beatrice beamed like a Cheshire cat.Copy !req
367. George is coming.Copy !req
368. What's he doing
with all that luggage?Copy !req
369. Hey, he's leaving.Copy !req
370. It's comments like that
which justify why I eat you.Copy !req
371. Now I know why they call you
Really Mean Lion.Copy !req
372. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
373. Last time he left,
the jungle nearly fell apart.Copy !req
374. It's so obvious, George only wants
to be with his own kind now.Copy !req
375. But don't worry,
I'll take care of you.Copy !req
376. Unaware of the threat
home and abroad,Copy !req
377. George and his extended jungle
family took off on their first trip.Copy !req
378. Look. Look.Copy !req
379. Las Vegas!Copy !req
380. Anxious to speak to his brethren,
Ape,Copy !req
381. but not wanting to stand out
like a simian from the sticks,Copy !req
382. George made a stop.Copy !req
383. New George
look pretty good in Armani, too.Copy !req
384. Farklempt at finally
finding each other again,Copy !req
385. George and his brother, Ape,
had a big emotional reunion.Copy !req
386. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
387. Oh, come on,
you can do better than that.Copy !req
388. Oh, George! Please!Copy !req
389. Let it off.Copy !req
390. George so happy to see brother, Ape.Copy !req
391. Me, too. What are you doing here?Copy !req
392. George here to help.
Tookie say Ape in trouble.Copy !req
393. Broke. Busted. No Benjamins.Copy !req
394. Broke? It's all
a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
395. I'm perfectly fine. That's... why
I'm giving away all my furniture.Copy !req
396. George happy Ape perfectly fine.
Only wish George perfectly fine.Copy !req
397. What's the matter?Copy !req
398. Ursula and animals think George
spend too much time with other.Copy !req
399. George so upset,
think about taking off neck crown.Copy !req
400. Look, I understand your concern.
And if I return...Copy !req
401. When I return, I'll coordinate your
schedule to everyone's satisfaction.Copy !req
402. - It's just a question of balance.
- George good at balance.Copy !req
403. George worried about Ursula.Copy !req
404. She's lonely and she worried
she not cook or clean as well as Ape.Copy !req
405. Well, she might have a point there.Copy !req
406. George worried she miss civilisation
more than she miss George.Copy !req
407. Don't be ridiculous!
Ursula adores you.Copy !req
408. She's probably just suffering
from the five-year itch.Copy !req
409. - What George do?
- What any husband would do.Copy !req
410. Get her a nice present
to help scratch it.Copy !req
411. A... backscratcher.Copy !req
412. To help with itch.Copy !req
413. As the jungle king demonstrated
the many uses of his gift,Copy !req
414. his arch animal enemy
was back in the jungleCopy !req
415. trying to take over his throne.Copy !req
416. George of the Jungle
has deserted you.Copy !req
417. If you elect me your king,Copy !req
418. I promise to make every Tuesday
"Meatless Tuesday."Copy !req
419. - But if you don't make me king...
- Oh, I'm scared!Copy !req
420. you have no idea
what a mean lion I can really be.Copy !req
421. As the Mean Lion
schemed against him,Copy !req
422. his perfidious plotters in Las VegasCopy !req
423. put the finishing touches
on their perspicacious plan.Copy !req
424. Better turn off the alarm.Copy !req
425. The old witch says he keeps the deed
in his underwear.Copy !req
426. - That's disgusting.
- At least it'll be easy to find.Copy !req
427. These look familiar.Copy !req
428. Obviously he was planning
to stay for a while.Copy !req
429. You would think at some point, Ursula
would recommend a zebra pattern.Copy !req
430. Unaware of the deadly denizens
determined to destroy him...Copy !req
431. Well, that's a change of pace.Copy !req
432. our accidental tourist took his
family backstage at Circus Circus.Copy !req
433. As George gleefully greeted
his performing pals...Copy !req
434. Ursula wondered
if she'd ever come first.Copy !req
435. George, this is Rocky.
He's very honoured to meet you.Copy !req
436. Why do they call him Rocky?Copy !req
437. Because when he gets nervous,
he does that.Copy !req
438. George... honoured...
to... meet... Rocky... too.Copy !req
439. He says he was born in a cage,
but he wants to return home with youCopy !req
440. and learn to become
a real jungle kangaroo.Copy !req
441. Cage is not good for animals.Copy !req
442. George, kangaroos live in Australia,Copy !req
443. we can't bring Rocky
back to the Bukuvu.Copy !req
444. Tell him we're really sorry.Copy !req
445. Don't worry, George,
he won't bother you again.Copy !req
446. While our simple simian was being
stalked by a star-struck kangaroo,Copy !req
447. Lyle and the women were still
searching our simple simian's shorts.Copy !req
448. What now? It'll take us years
to go through the rest of these.Copy !req
449. And it would have, too,Copy !req
450. had the precise, practical, pragmatic
Ursula not labelled them.Copy !req
451. Oo-oo feathers.Copy !req
452. Hyena burger.Copy !req
453. Wait a second. Deed.Copy !req
454. Lyle immediately dispatched
a dastardly disciple to the jungle,Copy !req
455. who enjoyed evicting the animals.Copy !req
456. In every other story the king
of the jungle is a lion not a human.Copy !req
457. And so, as is my birthright,Copy !req
458. I now declare myself
king of the jungle!Copy !req
459. - This is really bad!
- Tuesdays are still meatless, right?Copy !req
460. You can't be king without the amulet.Copy !req
461. Then I'll just have to get it back,
won't I?Copy !req
462. We need George. Where's George?Copy !req
463. George's friends were worried.Copy !req
464. While Lyle celebrated getting the
deed in a typically mature fashion.Copy !req
465. I have the deedCopy !req
466. I have the deedCopy !req
467. This is the deed I haveCopy !req
468. I have the deedCopy !req
469. Getting the deed
is only half the battle.Copy !req
470. It means nothing unless you get
Ursula to fall in love with you.Copy !req
471. - Are you prepared for tonight?
- I'm prepared.Copy !req
472. And so was Ape,Copy !req
473. because they had all come to see
the swinging songster perform.Copy !req
474. Eat!Copy !req
475. Now, when I count to three,Copy !req
476. you will awaken and feel refreshed,
and remember nothing.Copy !req
477. One. Two. Three.Copy !req
478. Ice cream?
But I'm lactose intolerant!Copy !req
479. Oops.Copy !req
480. Sorry.Copy !req
481. Remember, I am Armando,Copy !req
482. and I can hypnotise anyone
to do anything! Good night!Copy !req
483. The Conrad Jupiter's Hotel
and Casino is proud to presentCopy !req
484. the selected song stylings
of the one and only Ape!Copy !req
485. Here he comesCopy !req
486. Walking down the streetCopy !req
487. He gets the funniest looks
from everyone he meetsCopy !req
488. Hey, hey, I'm a monkeyCopy !req
489. And people say I monkey aroundCopy !req
490. Well, I'm too busy singing
to put anybody downCopy !req
491. I'm just trying to be friendlyCopy !req
492. Come and watch me sing and playCopy !req
493. I'm the young generationCopy !req
494. And I've got something to sayCopy !req
495. Hey, hey I'm the monkeyCopy !req
496. Hey, hey, I'm a monkeyCopy !req
497. Hey, hey, I'm a monkeyCopy !req
498. Hey, hey I'm the monkeyCopy !req
499. Yeah! Hey! Yeah!Copy !req
500. Hey, hey, I'm a monkeyCopy !req
501. Yeah! Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
502. - Thank you. Girls.
- You were wonderfulCopy !req
503. Ape will be back in a few minutes
with his tribute to Tony Orlando.Copy !req
504. It's from the gentleman over there.Copy !req
505. Lyle.Copy !req
506. Beatrice, you're looking lovely.Copy !req
507. Ursula, what a small world.Copy !req
508. You remember my son-in-law, George.Copy !req
509. I do. George.Copy !req
510. Clearly the best man won.
But no hard feelings. Shake.Copy !req
511. What are you doing here?Copy !req
512. Last time we saw you,
you tried to have George killed,Copy !req
513. Ape captured,
and dragged me off to marry you.Copy !req
514. That actually wasn't me, kitten,
that was the altitude sickness.Copy !req
515. It just so happens,
I have my doctor here, Dr Kerner.Copy !req
516. In my opinion Lyle was not
responsible for his actionsCopy !req
517. due to the lack of oxygen
in the Bukuvu Mountains.Copy !req
518. You knew I was gonna be here?Copy !req
519. You're fired.Copy !req
520. I didn't know
that you were gonna be here.Copy !req
521. I ran into the Lords of OompahCopy !req
522. practising your favourite song,
I Wanna Know What Love Is.Copy !req
523. What's that?Copy !req
524. Wait a minute.
That not Ursula's favourite song.Copy !req
525. This Ursula's favourite song.Copy !req
526. One banana, two banana.Copy !req
527. No!Copy !req
528. - We're dead meat.
- I thought I was making progress.Copy !req
529. That ape has a better chance with her
than you do.Copy !req
530. He does? What have you heard?Copy !req
531. It's time
we brought in some reinforcements.Copy !req
532. - Here's your towels, Angels.
- Thanks, Charlie.Copy !req
533. - Hey, don't hog the Choco-Blast.
- Mmm.Copy !req
534. I'll give you it if Courtney
gives up the Funky Monkey.Copy !req
535. Haven't you seen
enough funky monkeys?Copy !req
536. - I've missed you guys.
- And we've missed you.Copy !req
537. Speaking of things you've missed,
Lyle's looking amazing.Copy !req
538. You're right. He's such a catch.Copy !req
539. He's charming, rich, sensitive.Copy !req
540. And is equally at home
with small animals and children.Copy !req
541. Are you reading that?Copy !req
542. I can't believe my mother flew you
here just to tell me about Lyle.Copy !req
543. Your mother didn't send us here.
We're worried about you.Copy !req
544. Yeah, I mean, a fling
any of us could understand.Copy !req
545. And would gladly
have traded places with you.Copy !req
546. Yeah.Copy !req
547. - We're concerned you'll change.
- Come on. I haven't changed a bit.Copy !req
548. I can't believe I just did that.
I guess I have changed.Copy !req
549. You belong here. Your whole identity
will get swallowed up by George,Copy !req
550. and the Ursula we know and love
will disappear.Copy !req
551. You deserve a husband who'd rather
spend time with you than a gorilla.Copy !req
552. But I love George.Copy !req
553. Doesn't mean he's right for you.
You and Lyle have more in common.Copy !req
554. She's right. You should be with
someone who's refined, polished,Copy !req
555. someone who cares
about your feelings.Copy !req
556. George doesn't know
how to make you happy.Copy !req
557. Look, what's this great present
he gets you? A backscratcher.Copy !req
558. And where did he take you on
your first day back in civilisation?Copy !req
559. Backstage at Circus Circus.Copy !req
560. Can you believe his lack of feeling?Copy !req
561. You've been isolated
from all your friends,Copy !req
562. hungry for human companionship,
and he brings you to an animal show.Copy !req
563. How selfish.Copy !req
564. This man doesn't love you, darling,
he hardly knows you.Copy !req
565. It'll be so wonderful
when you're finally home.Copy !req
566. The opera opens next month.Copy !req
567. And we can go to the Canyon Ranch
to have some kind of total makeover.Copy !req
568. And there's that wonderful charity
cruise for some kind of poor people.Copy !req
569. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
570. - Wait a second.
- What?Copy !req
571. I... am the luckiest woman
in the whole world.Copy !req
572. So he isn't
the greatest retail shopper.Copy !req
573. I have a man I love
and a child I adore,Copy !req
574. and he gives me
what all of you pray for.Copy !req
575. I want my George.Copy !req
576. What do we do now?Copy !req
577. I don't know.Copy !req
578. Oh, look to your left.Copy !req
579. I think I have an idea.Copy !req
580. Yes,
in a brilliantly desperate attemptCopy !req
581. to bring Ursula and Lyle together,Copy !req
582. Our masterminding major-domo
mother-in-lawCopy !req
583. has hired Armando to hypnotise
Ursula into forgetting George.Copy !req
584. When you awaken,
the name George of the JungleCopy !req
585. will forever be stricken
from your memory.Copy !req
586. Hey. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
587. There was a fat lady in a wheelchair
hogging the handicap spot.Copy !req
588. His face will be blank.Copy !req
589. You will not recognise him.Copy !req
590. He will mean
absolutely nothing to you.Copy !req
591. Oh, yes. Ursula, your husband
is Lyle Van de Groot.Copy !req
592. One. Two. Three.Copy !req
593. Pumpkin!Copy !req
594. It took two movies
and a crooked hypnotist,Copy !req
595. but the lecherous Lyle Van de Groot
had finally gotten his wish.Copy !req
596. Ursula was, in a manner of speaking,
his wife.Copy !req
597. Hello?Copy !req
598. Hello?Copy !req
599. Hello?Copy !req
600. Turn the phone around, you idiot!Copy !req
601. This George,
George looking for Ursula.Copy !req
602. Oh, she's here with Junior.Copy !req
603. She doesn't love you anymore.
She's left you for Lyle.Copy !req
604. Ursula leave George?Copy !req
605. Yes. She's with Lyle now.Copy !req
606. George want to tell her that George
stop being king if she take him back.Copy !req
607. Too late. You should have thought
of that when you had no time for her.Copy !req
608. The people she misses are here.
She lives here now.Copy !req
609. Face it, George,Copy !req
610. your experiment with having a family
has been a failure.Copy !req
611. You're not fit
to be a husband or a father.Copy !req
612. Go back to the animals
where you belong.Copy !req
613. Junior.Copy !req
614. Goodbye, Ursula.Copy !req
615. Junior.Copy !req
616. Come on, dear,
we don't wanna miss our flight.Copy !req
617. Everything's so foggy.Copy !req
618. - Lyle's my husband?
- Yes, darling.Copy !req
619. You've been under
a lot of stress lately.Copy !req
620. - Hold your father's hand.
- You're not my father!Copy !req
621. Not polite kick Daddy!Copy !req
622. Having heedlessly hewn our hero's
heavy heart into hittle hieces...Copy !req
623. I mean, little pieces,Copy !req
624. the vengeful Van de Groot tried to
impress his pilfered princess UrsulaCopy !req
625. with a dazzling display
of animal magnetism.Copy !req
626. Come here.Copy !req
627. See, honey, horses are my friends.Copy !req
628. Kind of.
Maybe "friend" is too strong.Copy !req
629. Are you sure Lyle's my husband?Copy !req
630. See, honey, horses love me.
Come here.Copy !req
631. Horses... love... me!Copy !req
632. Horses love me!Copy !req
633. You guys ready to go for a ride?Copy !req
634. How'd you ever let me marry that guy?Copy !req
635. While they tried to figure out
why Ursula was married to an idiot,Copy !req
636. Lyle's bulldozers were arriving to
clear the animals out of the Bukuvu.Copy !req
637. Locked up by the Mean Lion to keep
him from contacting his former king,Copy !req
638. the tactile Tookie-Tookie
had been plotting his escape.Copy !req
639. George can't live without Ursula,
so George going to get her back.Copy !req
640. Tookie!Copy !req
641. Mean Lion crown himself king?
Animals kicked off land?Copy !req
642. Need George to save animals?
Have two days? Ape!Copy !req
643. We have to go right away.Copy !req
644. I should've told you earlier,
but I have some gambling debtsCopy !req
645. that I have to work off
for a little while.Copy !req
646. - How little?
- 17 years.Copy !req
647. George think maybe
that might be too late.Copy !req
648. When we get home, Ape can take out
loan from Bukuvu Credit Union.Copy !req
649. George, these aren't nice people.Copy !req
650. George won't go without Ape.Copy !req
651. Future of jungle
and George depends on it.Copy !req
652. - Alright, George.
- Yeah!Copy !req
653. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
654. Must get wife and son, who don't
want me, and amulet to lead troops.Copy !req
655. Then the question is, how to get
the two of us up to San Francisco?Copy !req
656. Better make that three of us.Copy !req
657. Come on! Come on!
Jungle boogie. Go, go, go!Copy !req
658. Going somewhere?Copy !req
659. Who are you, Xena,
Princess of Vegas?Copy !req
660. We'll see how funny you are
in a cage at the Van de Groot Zoo.Copy !req
661. In case you've forgotten, you still
owe us 17 years of employment.Copy !req
662. - Get moving.
- Run!Copy !req
663. Rocky, get hopping.Copy !req
664. Come on. Let's get 'em.Copy !req
665. - Excuse me.
- George sorry.Copy !req
666. Thank you. Excuse me.Copy !req
667. - Outta the way!
- Move!Copy !req
668. Nice.Copy !req
669. Look out!Copy !req
670. Quick, George!Copy !req
671. Outta the way. Let's go.Copy !req
672. Watch out, George!Copy !req
673. Yeah, that way.Copy !req
674. I'll get backup!Copy !req
675. Quick!Copy !req
676. Watch out for that...!Copy !req
677. Hey, you! Stop!Copy !req
678. Call the police! And Animal Control!Copy !req
679. - What now, Ape?
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
680. Back away
from the edge of the building.Copy !req
681. - Come on, guys. Up here.
- There they are.Copy !req
682. Don't move.Copy !req
683. You're surrounded.Copy !req
684. You have no choice but to surrender.Copy !req
685. We'll send a man down
to cut off any escape.Copy !req
686. I'm sorry, old chum,
we did everything we could.Copy !req
687. George have idea.
Just do like George!Copy !req
688. Ape! Jump! Come on! Go!Copy !req
689. George, I've been away
from the jungle a very long time!Copy !req
690. George catch you!Copy !req
691. Don't make any sudden moves!Copy !req
692. Don't you think that's beneath us?Copy !req
693. Ape!Copy !req
694. Good kick, Rocky!Copy !req
695. - Don't do it!
- Here goes!Copy !req
696. - What are they doing?
- Whoo!Copy !req
697. Do not swing on the ladder!Copy !req
698. We're going to find
a safe place to land.Copy !req
699. Do not swing.
You're destabilising the helicopter.Copy !req
700. We gotta land.Copy !req
701. Oh, this is lovely.Copy !req
702. This best swing George ever had!Copy !req
703. Because George and his jungle
buddy are swinging together?Copy !req
704. No, because not possible
for George to hit...Copy !req
705. Yes fans, we've also included
the Empire State Building.Copy !req
706. At least the Las Vegas version.Copy !req
707. Watch out for that...!Copy !req
708. You didn't think
we were gonna pass up this parody.Copy !req
709. George! Come on!
You can do it! Come on!Copy !req
710. Reach!Copy !req
711. Now! Again! Swing over!Copy !req
712. Thanks for joining us. In a bizarre
case of life imitating art,Copy !req
713. tonight's drama over Las VegasCopy !req
714. has reached the very heights
of the Empire State Building.Copy !req
715. Our correspondent...Copy !req
716. Something about that ape
feels really familiar.Copy !req
717. It's King Kong.Copy !req
718. I thought King Kong
was in black and white.Copy !req
719. Would you believe Hollywood?
They colourised it.Copy !req
720. Reach! Reach! Grab me! Come on!Copy !req
721. Got you! Pull!Copy !req
722. Units are arriving on the scene
to get you down.Copy !req
723. - So got any other ideas?
- Follow George.Copy !req
724. Brilliant.Copy !req
725. Meanwhile, that dastardly duo
of damsels, Sally and Kowalski,Copy !req
726. were searching
every nook and cranny.Copy !req
727. That's cranny, not granny!Copy !req
728. As halfway around the world,Copy !req
729. an advancing army
prepared to invade the Bukuvu.Copy !req
730. And in San Francisco, Ursula
pondered her present predicament.Copy !req
731. I always had the fantasy
that when I kissed the man I love,Copy !req
732. I'd hear church bells ringing.Copy !req
733. Church bells ringing?Copy !req
734. And fireworks.Copy !req
735. Fireworks.Copy !req
736. Loud, spectacular,Copy !req
737. take-your-breath-away,
Fourth of July fireworks.Copy !req
738. With Lyle, there's just...Copy !req
739. Lyle.Copy !req
740. Yeah.Copy !req
741. So much for fantasy.Copy !req
742. I can't help feeling
that something's missing.Copy !req
743. That somewhere out there,
something's waiting for me.Copy !req
744. Sorry to surprise Ursula.Copy !req
745. George can't live without Ursula.Copy !req
746. George madly in love.Copy !req
747. Look... I don't know who you are,
but I'm married... unfortunately.Copy !req
748. Right.Copy !req
749. George Ursula's husband.Copy !req
750. Ursula more confused than George.Copy !req
751. But no time to talk.
Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back.Copy !req
752. George put Ursula first then jungle.Copy !req
753. Listen. I've never heard
of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband.Copy !req
754. Though I have to admit,
you are quite attractive.Copy !req
755. And have the sinewy arms of a god!Copy !req
756. But I'm old-fashioned and take
my marriage vows very seriously.Copy !req
757. Then can I have him?Copy !req
758. Sorry, George love Ursula
more than anything in the world.Copy !req
759. Ursula mean everything to George.Copy !req
760. - Do you have any brothers at home?
- I have brother Ape.Copy !req
761. Oooh... an ape.Copy !req
762. Can you give him my phone number?Copy !req
763. Having deposited his dipsy darling
with Ape,Copy !req
764. George nervously swung in to see
if his son still remembered him.Copy !req
765. Junior?Copy !req
766. Daddy!Copy !req
767. I missed you so much.Copy !req
768. George realise something.Copy !req
769. If Junior want to surf
and not swing it's OK with George,Copy !req
770. because George love Junior so much,
nothing else matters.Copy !req
771. Come here.Copy !req
772. I love you too, Dad.Copy !req
773. But I think you better talk to Mom,
because she's been acting strange.Copy !req
774. Yeah.Copy !req
775. Come on!Copy !req
776. I'll take the stairs.Copy !req
777. OK.Copy !req
778. So with his devoted son
and dormant wife,Copy !req
779. George headed back
to his homeland.Copy !req
780. After a tip from Brendan Fraser, who
was cramped during the first picture,Copy !req
781. this time he made sure
to get a bigger crate.Copy !req
782. - Dad, I'm afraid.
- Hmm.Copy !req
783. What are we gonna do about Mom?Copy !req
784. George not know.Copy !req
785. But Ursula not recognise George
even before George level her.Copy !req
786. What Ape think?Copy !req
787. Either we should check the crate
for pods,Copy !req
788. or she's in some sort of hypnotic
trance. She doesn't know who you are.Copy !req
789. Upon arrival, George whistled
for Shep to take them home.Copy !req
790. Hey, boy! Over here, boy!Copy !req
791. Come on! Come on, Shep!
Come on, Shep!Copy !req
792. Come on, boy! Come On!
That's a good boy.Copy !req
793. Shep!Copy !req
794. See if you can spot
our discreet product placement.Copy !req
795. That's my Shep.Copy !req
796. The elephant's wearing New Balance.Copy !req
797. Go, Shep! Go!Copy !req
798. Go, boy! That's it!Copy !req
799. I tell you, George,
it's good to be home.Copy !req
800. Maybe Tookie wrong
and Mean Lion not king.Copy !req
801. Jungle not look different.Copy !req
802. - Not different? Look at
the signs, George! The signs!Copy !req
803. But George missed the signs.Copy !req
804. Signs even an illiterate warthog
would've noticed.Copy !req
805. Because there was a big problem.Copy !req
806. Lyle's maniacal machinery was
moving ever closer to Ape Mountain.Copy !req
807. Meanwhile,
the cowardly constituents scampered,Copy !req
808. as our fearless hero ran after them
beseeching them to stand and fight.Copy !req
809. Don't run!
If we work together, we can win.Copy !req
810. George still king.Copy !req
811. I'm the king!Copy !req
812. You know you're not the king.Copy !req
813. You've had a narcissistic personality
since you were a cub.Copy !req
814. And there's no reason that the rest
of us should have to suffer for it.Copy !req
815. If you really care about Bukuvu,Copy !req
816. then better idea
we have a bone-crushing fightCopy !req
817. for kingdom afterwards.Copy !req
818. When we still have kingdom.
What Mean Lion think?Copy !req
819. Eat fur, Jungle boy!Copy !req
820. Yes! Get him!Copy !req
821. And they would've had their big,
bone-crushing fight for the kingdomCopy !req
822. had it not been for the trick
Ape taught him as kids.Copy !req
823. The ear, George!Copy !req
824. Cool!Copy !req
825. There. See.Copy !req
826. George wish life always this easy.Copy !req
827. Yeah, Dad!Copy !req
828. - Well done, George.
- Alright, who's with George?Copy !req
829. Why should we follow you? You care
more about your family than us.Copy !req
830. Sure George care about family.Copy !req
831. Even half of family sleeping
through best part of movie.Copy !req
832. But you've always been
George's brothers and sisters.Copy !req
833. Don't you remember?Copy !req
834. We took first steps together.Copy !req
835. And you taught me how to swim.Copy !req
836. And you were with me first time
we read Playape Magazine.Copy !req
837. So George beg you, not as king,
but as brother,Copy !req
838. to join him and save homeland.Copy !req
839. George...Copy !req
840. OK?Copy !req
841. OK, George try
something completely different.Copy !req
842. We few. We happy few.Copy !req
843. We band of brothers.Copy !req
844. For he today that sheds his fur
with George,Copy !req
845. shall be George's brother.Copy !req
846. And other animals shall think
themselves cursed they were not here.Copy !req
847. And when we get old,
ye will remember with great prideCopy !req
848. what feats ye did today.Copy !req
849. Land all we have. George king.Copy !req
850. And king ask animals to join him
and save homeland!Copy !req
851. Then, George fight alone.Copy !req
852. Feeling more alone
than Siegfried without Roy,Copy !req
853. our dauntless, daring,
defiant jungle gunslingerCopy !req
854. went out to save the Bukuvu.Copy !req
855. But soon his friends joined him.Copy !req
856. Like The Magnificent Seven,
if they hadn't been magnificent,Copy !req
857. and had consisted of a dim king, an
elephant who thought he was a dog,Copy !req
858. an ape, a bird, a little monkey
and a kangaroo.Copy !req
859. They marched, flew and hopped out
to meet the enemy.Copy !req
860. And, just between you and me...
it didn't look good.Copy !req
861. Guess just us.Copy !req
862. But luckily for George,Copy !req
863. after a delayed reaction
to his insouciant iambic pentameter,Copy !req
864. the jungle's vacillating varmintsCopy !req
865. joined the fight
with their potent potentate.Copy !req
866. For those without a thesaurus...Copy !req
867. After a delayed reaction
to his speech,Copy !req
868. the other animals joined
the brouhaha with their king.Copy !req
869. Imagining the cold steel
of the deleterious 'dozersCopy !req
870. separating his upper half
from his lower,Copy !req
871. he ordered his troops back
in a slow and orderly retreat.Copy !req
872. Let's go!Copy !req
873. George realised the only way to win
was to fight fire with... coconuts?Copy !req
874. So he called in the heavy artillery.Copy !req
875. Yes!Copy !req
876. Nice shooting!Copy !req
877. Oh, no! Not elephant zug-zug!Copy !req
878. Good shot!Copy !req
879. Yeah!Copy !req
880. With Shep down, George felt
the need to rally his troops.Copy !req
881. Don't worry!Copy !req
882. George not know meaning
of word defeat!Copy !req
883. Not know meaning of most words,
but especially defeat!Copy !req
884. And George will stand here just
as long as George's name is... Herb.Copy !req
885. But Herb, I mean George,Copy !req
886. quickly realised that a deadly 'dozerCopy !req
887. was heading to destroy the tree
house and his still dozing wife.Copy !req
888. George not hit women, so appreciate
it if women not hit George.Copy !req
889. George realise
that to save tree house,Copy !req
890. Bukuvu and entire jungle lifestyle,
George now have to hit woman.Copy !req
891. But, in name of sportsmanship,
George give woman fighting chance.Copy !req
892. Note to George,
rethink sportsmanship.Copy !req
893. Having finally defeated
the pugnacious pair,Copy !req
894. Indiana George found himself
with an even bigger bugaboo,Copy !req
895. how to turn off the bulldozer?Copy !req
896. What this do?Copy !req
897. Didn't stop.Copy !req
898. Tree house. Not good.Copy !req
899. Move, animals!Copy !req
900. Junior?Copy !req
901. George son swung!Copy !req
902. We did it, Dad. We saved the jungle.Copy !req
903. Yeah!Copy !req
904. Can we join your little celebration?Copy !req
905. Yes, it was Ursula's
meddling, mendacious, mock mate,Copy !req
906. who, along with Beatrice,
had tracked her back to the Bukuvu.Copy !req
907. Mom?Copy !req
908. Lyle?Copy !req
909. Ursula.Copy !req
910. We've come to take my daughter
and grandson home.Copy !req
911. You're not my father!Copy !req
912. I was expecting that,
that's why I wore shin guards.Copy !req
913. Ingrowing toenail!Copy !req
914. Now, George,
you may think you've won the war,Copy !req
915. but there'll be more bulldozers.Copy !req
916. You give me back Ursula and Junior
and I'll give you back the deed.Copy !req
917. George love Ursula and Junior.Copy !req
918. George, I'm sorry, it's no use.Copy !req
919. Lyle's my husband,
Junior and I should be with him.Copy !req
920. - I'm sorry.
- That's right.Copy !req
921. Take it easy, Jungle Head.Copy !req
922. - Come along. Let's go.
- No!Copy !req
923. Don't let Lyle take me, Dad.
I wanna stay with you.Copy !req
924. Alright. OK!Copy !req
925. Tell 'em to back off,
or Mighty Joe Old gets it here.Copy !req
926. George appreciate
what gorillas do for George,Copy !req
927. but George not want anyone
to die for him.Copy !req
928. Sound advice, doofus.Copy !req
929. You've used your head
for more than just cracking coconuts.Copy !req
930. Tell 'em to back off. Way off!Copy !req
931. I want you to have this.Copy !req
932. Somehow, I think it belongs to you
in this world.Copy !req
933. Oh, really. Must I be forced
to endure this drivel?Copy !req
934. Take Ursula and Junior
and let's get on with it.Copy !req
935. No problem. I'll get right on it.Copy !req
936. OK.Copy !req
937. Thanks for watching my family for me.Copy !req
938. What George do?
George love animals and jungle,Copy !req
939. but more than anything,
George love Ursula and Junior.Copy !req
940. So what are you waiting for?
Get after them!Copy !req
941. Go on!Copy !req
942. Hey!Copy !req
943. Classic moment of Western movie,Copy !req
944. where hero holds bad guy up in air,
then humiliates with tree wedgie.Copy !req
945. George!Copy !req
946. George! Un-wedgie me.Copy !req
947. That was so nice.Copy !req
948. George.Copy !req
949. Ursula know George?Copy !req
950. Well, of course. You're my husband.Copy !req
951. She know George!Copy !req
952. As it turned out a kiss from George
was stronger than any hypnotic spell.Copy !req
953. Hard to resist kiss from George.Copy !req
954. Would you take your hands
off of my wife, please,Copy !req
955. whom you have unhypnotised.Copy !req
956. I haven't been this disappointed
since sixth gradeCopy !req
957. when my sister stole
my Shaun Cassidy lunch box.Copy !req
958. George confused.Copy !req
959. Shaun Cassidy was a popular
TV character in the late '70sCopy !req
960. along with Parker Stevenson.Copy !req
961. I followed both their careers.Copy !req
962. Not confused about Shaun Cassidy.Copy !req
963. George confused about
unhypnotising.Copy !req
964. Would you like me to explain?Copy !req
965. Sure.Copy !req
966. That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
967. We've all been wondering about that.Copy !req
968. Let's not start in, OK?Copy !req
969. I speak for everyone
including the audienceCopy !req
970. when I say this constant stream
of annoying alliteration is annoying!Copy !req
971. What are you gonna do about that?Copy !req
972. Come on! That hurts!Copy !req
973. Wait!Copy !req
974. Anyone else
have any critiques or comments?Copy !req
975. Good.Copy !req
976. But before we can end our movie with
the traditional jungle wedding scene,Copy !req
977. George still had
one more official duty.Copy !req
978. George!Copy !req
979. Helping Ursula bring her friends
out of their hypnotic trance.Copy !req
980. George!Copy !req
981. But I still don't recognise him!
Stan?Copy !req
982. Stan?Copy !req
983. Stan? Is that you? Stan?Copy !req
984. - Hello.
- And you're a big hairy ape.Copy !req
985. Yes!Copy !req
986. So domestic bliss has once again
returned to the Bukuvu.Copy !req
987. And with Beatrice's full blessing,Copy !req
988. George and Ursula
decided to renew their vows.Copy !req
989. George want everyone to know,
George no longer available all hours.Copy !req
990. From nine to five,
George belong to animals.Copy !req
991. From five to nine,
George belong to Junior.Copy !req
992. But at all times,
George belong to Ursula.Copy !req
993. And Ursula will wear neck crown.Copy !req
994. Because without his queen, George
could not be king, or anything else.Copy !req
995. Jolly good.Copy !req
996. So all's well that ends wellCopy !req
997. for that defender of the innocent,
protector of the weak,Copy !req
998. and all around good guy,
George of the Jungle.Copy !req
999. And now that George
has learned to balance his time,Copy !req
1000. he has vowed
never to be late for lunch again.Copy !req
1001. Lunchtime!Copy !req
1002. Coming through!Copy !req
1003. Go, Dad!Copy !req
1004. Hi, Mom. Watch this!Copy !req
1005. That's my boy!
Jungle surfing not so hard.Copy !req
1006. George, watch out for that...Copy !req
1007. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1008. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1009. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1010. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1011. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1012. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1013. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1014. Strong as he can beCopy !req
1015. 27R, take one.Copy !req
1016. OK.Copy !req
1017. 27R, take 41.Copy !req
1018. Thanks, sweetie. Here's the one.Copy !req
1019. 27R, take 222!Copy !req
1020. Cut!Copy !req
1021. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1022. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1023. Lives a life that's freeCopy !req
1024. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1025. Look out!Copy !req
1026. Are you OK, Shep?Copy !req
1027. When he gets in a scrapeCopy !req
1028. He makes his escape with help
from his friend an ape named ApeCopy !req
1029. And his elephant Shep
can fetch a logCopy !req
1030. He's man's best friend
is George's dogCopy !req
1031. What the...?Copy !req
1032. He's George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1033. Strong as he can beCopy !req
1034. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1035. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1036. Friend to you and meCopy !req
1037. Oh, dear. Sorry.Copy !req
1038. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1039. Hear him holler, swing and singCopy !req
1040. All the animals come
to the jungle kingCopy !req
1041. So grab a vine and swing in timeCopy !req
1042. If you strike a tree
just pay no mindCopy !req
1043. Like George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1044. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1045. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1046. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1047. George of the JungleCopy !req
1048. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1049. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1050. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1051. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1052. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1053. Strong as he can beCopy !req
1054. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1055. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1056. Lives a life that's freeCopy !req
1057. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1058. When he gets in a scrapeCopy !req
1059. He makes his escape with help
from his friend an ape named ApeCopy !req
1060. And his elephant Shep
can fetch a logCopy !req
1061. He's man's best friend
is George's dogCopy !req
1062. He's George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1063. Strong as he can beCopy !req
1064. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1065. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1066. Friend to you and meCopy !req
1067. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1068. Hear him holler, swing and singCopy !req
1069. All the animals come
to the jungle kingCopy !req
1070. So grab a vine and swing in timeCopy !req
1071. If you strike a tree
just pay no mindCopy !req
1072. Like George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1073. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1074. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1075. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1076. George of the JungleCopy !req
1077. George of the JungleCopy !req
1078. George of the JungleCopy !req
1079. George of the JungleCopy !req
1080. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1081. Swing from tree to treeCopy !req
1082. Watch out for that treeCopy !req
1083. And so that ends the movie.Copy !req
1084. And, as always, everyone
winds up happy except for me.Copy !req
1085. But who cares about a narrator?Copy !req
1086. Well, fine, just leave me alone.Copy !req
1087. Go out with your boyfriend or
your girlfriend or your best friendCopy !req
1088. or your husband or your wife.Copy !req
1089. Just go, I said.Copy !req
1090. Go on. Nobody cares
about these credits anyway.Copy !req
1091. Contractually,
we have to show the credits.Copy !req
1092. Who are you?Copy !req
1093. I'm the narrator from Mulan.Copy !req
1094. Well...Copy !req
1095. it's really nice to meet you.Copy !req
1096. George, George,
George of the JungleCopy !req
1097. Watch out for that treeCopy !req