1. - I know a girl who
took a picture of hersCopy !req
2. and she sent it
to the queen of DenmarkCopy !req
3. and made like $10,000.Copy !req
4. - What did it look like? Her?Copy !req
5. It was the shape of a heart.Copy !req
6. - She shitted out a heart,Copy !req
7. and the queen of Denmark
bought a picture of it?Copy !req
8. - She shat out a heart.Copy !req
9. - You don't say shat.
- You say shit.Copy !req
10. - You say shat.Copy !req
11. - You say shit.
- You say shat.Copy !req
12. - — You say shit. Shit. Shit.
- You say shat.Copy !req
13. - Shit goes to shitted.Copy !req
14. - You say shat.
- — there's no shat.Copy !req
15. - It's like die and dice.Copy !req
16. - Sh-sh—shat. — sh—sh-shit!Copy !req
17. - She-she-she...Copy !req
18. P shit, shit, oh, sha, shaCopy !req
19. p sha, sha, sha, shaCopy !req
20. p sha, sha, cha, cha, cha, chaCopy !req
21. j' sha, sha, sha, shitCopy !req
22. p shit, shit, shitCopy !req
23. p shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit pCopy !req
24. p shit, shit, sha
a—shit, shit, she dCopy !req
25. j' a—shit, shit, shit - shit!Copy !req
26. Ow!Copy !req
27. - Sorry.Copy !req
28. Are you okay?Copy !req
29. - It's like starsCopy !req
30. inside my head.Copy !req
31. - John...
- Yeah?Copy !req
32. - Did you shat in your pants?Copy !req
33. The queen of Denmark.Copy !req
34. - The queen of Denmark.
- Get out.Copy !req
35. - She was a tart.Copy !req
36. The queen of Denmark.Copy !req
37. She loved shit,
oh, the queen of Denmark.Copy !req
38. She wanted it so bad.Copy !req
39. - — Bye!
- You should come up.Copy !req
40. - Mia! —vie!Copy !req
41. - Mia! Come on. —vie!Copy !req
42. - Tell him to come up.Copy !req
43. - I have a bunch of stuff
I have to do today.Copy !req
44. - Like what?Copy !req
45. You're so stupid.Copy !req
46. - Violet, come the fuck on.Copy !req
47. - I hate him!Copy !req
48. Stupid!Copy !req
49. - Do you think John is hot?Copy !req
50. - He needs to wake up.Copy !req
51. - You should do him.Copy !req
52. Let's both do him.Copy !req
53. - Let's call himCopy !req
54. and tell him we're both
gonna do him at the same time.Copy !req
55. Come on!Copy !req
56. It'll be madness!Copy !req
57. No!Copy !req
58. - What?Copy !req
59. - I lost my phone!Copy !req
60. - In my bag.Copy !req
61. This phone is shit!Copy !req
62. - You want some water?Copy !req
63. Slam!Copy !req
64. Women continue
to be paid less than men,Copy !req
65. even after all the factors...Copy !req
66. After all of those...Copy !req
67. - What are you smiling at?Copy !req
68. You.Copy !req
69. - Why?Copy !req
70. - Because you make me smile.Copy !req
71. - Why are you always so sweet?Copy !req
72. - Because you're always
so beautiful.Copy !req
73. - Today, prashant,
I'm just tired.Copy !req
74. - So I said, "do I look like
the kind of girlCopy !req
75. "who's going to buy bras,Copy !req
76. "take them home, try them on,Copy !req
77. and then try to return them?"Copy !req
78. I tried on one bra... one bra.Copy !req
79. I'm up.Copy !req
80. I'm gonna... win.Copy !req
81. - I'm just saying...
- Don't mess with me!Copy !req
82. Shit.Copy !req
83. - Peanut!Copy !req
84. - P super cat, super catCopy !req
85. p you're my little black
super cat pCopy !req
86. p with the big waddle buttCopy !req
87. p watch outCopy !req
88. p here comes the super catCopy !req
89. there you go, super cat.Copy !req
90. Come on, let's eat some lunch.Copy !req
91. - Our top priority right now
has to be creating new jobsCopy !req
92. and opportunities
in a fiercely competitive world.Copy !req
93. This week, we received very good
news on that front.Copy !req
94. We learned that the unemployment
rate has fallenCopy !req
95. to its lowest level in nearly
two yearsCopy !req
96. as our economy added another
222,000 private sector jobsCopy !req
97. in the last month.Copy !req
98. Now, we have a lot more work
to do.Copy !req
99. Not just for the Americans
who still don't have a job,Copy !req
100. but for the millions more who
still don't have the right jobCopy !req
101. or all the work they need to
live out the American dream.Copy !req
102. But the progress we're seeing
says something...Copy !req
103. - Caused this financial crisisCopy !req
104. in a massive proliferation
of super complex instrumentsCopy !req
105. and these cdos
and most of the worst onesCopy !req
106. were based on sub-prime
or all day or other mortgages.Copy !req
107. And so I'd say they're
at least...Copy !req
108. The first is, you establish the
most robust, most comprehensiveCopy !req
109. consumer protection
for financial productsCopy !req
110. that we have ever had.Copy !req
111. So you would have cleaned up
the first layerCopy !req
112. of mortgages and they would not
have beenCopy !req
113. able to engage in some
of the practicesCopy !req
114. that they were engaged in...Copy !req
115. Second, in this bill
for securitization...Copy !req
116. - What up, cat?Copy !req
117. - These instruments are based onCopy !req
118. the creator of the securityCopy !req
119. would have to retain
some ownership.Copy !req
120. So what happened
in this crisis is.Copy !req
121. People would generate
these things based on, say,Copy !req
122. mortgages that they knew
were gonna fail.Copy !req
123. But they would just sell
them off.Copy !req
124. Hey.Copy !req
125. Did you just get in?Copy !req
126. - No, that was you.Copy !req
127. - Oh.Copy !req
128. Yeah.Copy !req
129. Oh, man, this networking
stuff is crazy.Copy !req
130. It's like that guy
with the fish, you know?Copy !req
131. - Yeah.Copy !req
132. No.Copy !req
133. - You know, that guy.Copy !req
134. Like, he's hungry,
but he doesn't know how to fish?Copy !req
135. And then, like,
the other guy was there,Copy !req
136. the... you know, the other guy,
the older guy, helping him out.Copy !req
137. - — Teach a man to fish.
- Yes, dude. Yeah!Copy !req
138. That. Man, like...Copy !req
139. Chicken of the sea.Copy !req
140. You know? Yeah.Copy !req
141. But look, I'm on it. Okay?Copy !req
142. So don't worry.Copy !req
143. - Great.Copy !req
144. - And then, dude,
it's going to be like,Copy !req
145. like, "yo, what you want
fo' hanukkah?"Copy !req
146. Ricky, it's cool, man.
I'm not your parents.Copy !req
147. - Dude, they would kill me if
they knew I was crashing here.Copy !req
148. Whoa, birth day?Copy !req
149. Yeah, something like that.Copy !req
150. - Huh...Copy !req
151. Stealthy.Copy !req
152. - I kind of like to keep
that stuff to myself.Copy !req
153. - How old are you anyway?Copy !req
154. Oh, man.
Did you celebrate last night?Copy !req
155. - Nah.Copy !req
156. - No!Copy !req
157. I want to shove that up my ass
and store it there for a week.Copy !req
158. - Maybe if you do,
it'll come out pink.Copy !req
159. - No, it'll just come out
in hell.Copy !req
160. I want to torture it
in my lower intestinal area.Copy !req
161. I hate it!Copy !req
162. Maybe it would vibrate
every once in a while.Copy !req
163. I don't even care about vibrate.Copy !req
164. I just want to smash it.Copy !req
165. - I wonder how long
it would take your phoneCopy !req
166. to actually decompose
inside your body.Copy !req
167. - No, that's not possible.Copy !req
168. Our bodies are not capable
of decomposing this.Copy !req
169. - Hey.Copy !req
170. You want another round?Copy !req
171. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
172. What have you been up to?Copy !req
173. So...Copy !req
174. You can borrow it.Copy !req
175. - Drinks!Copy !req
176. - Think about how wonderful
her life would beCopy !req
177. if she had a cell phone
she liked.Copy !req
178. - You're not funny.Copy !req
179. And you're a shitty driver.Copy !req
180. - — Ow!
- We're going to the bathroom.Copy !req
181. Stop it.Copy !req
182. Jesus, why do you
always have to...Copy !req
183. Behave.Copy !req
184. Fine.Copy !req
185. God!Copy !req
186. - Do you have a light?
- That was quick.Copy !req
187. - Not quick. Efficient.Copy !req
188. Do you have a light?Copy !req
189. - I'm pretty sure
you can't smoke in here.Copy !req
190. - I can do whatever I want.Copy !req
191. Do you have a light?Copy !req
192. - You guys know the rules
about not smoking in here.Copy !req
193. - I can do whatever I want!Copy !req
194. No, you can't.
Not when it comes to smoking.Copy !req
195. Watch it, Violet.Copy !req
196. - Just get me a fucking...Copy !req
197. - Just went to a bar
with some friends.Copy !req
198. - You are so serious, man.Copy !req
199. I love it.Copy !req
200. Yeah.Copy !req
201. Dude, when are you
gonna invite me outCopy !req
202. on one of your
secret—agent bar nights?Copy !req
203. Like, hook me up
with your people.Copy !req
204. - You really are retarded,
aren't you?Copy !req
205. - Runs in the family, cuz.Copy !req
206. - I wish rent ran in the family.Copy !req
207. You know, maybe you should meet
the girls.Copy !req
208. You and Violet'd get along.Copy !req
209. - Cool. Dude, I love—...Copy !req
210. Uh, the little TV was broken,
right?Copy !req
211. Man, I'm cleaning today.Copy !req
212. Lyme disease
is caused by an infectionCopy !req
213. from the bacterium
borrelia burgdorferi.Copy !req
214. It's transmitted to humansCopy !req
215. through the bite of
an infected tick.Copy !req
216. Symptoms include a rash,Copy !req
217. fever, joint pain,
and headaches.Copy !req
218. Left untreated, it can progress
to arthritis,Copy !req
219. nerve palsy and, in some cases,
meningitis.Copy !req
220. Most people recover after
treatment with antibiotics.Copy !req
221. Those who report
lingering symptoms are often...Copy !req
222. So based on that agreement,Copy !req
223. we're planning to draw down
from the 50,000Copy !req
224. that are a transitional
training and advising forceCopy !req
225. right now.Copy !req
226. - Let me ask you
a question that...Copy !req
227. If Iraq descends
into chaos and violence again,Copy !req
228. what will be the us. Response?Copy !req
229. Well...Copy !req
230. A little before 4:00Copy !req
231. P.M.Copy !req
232. - People, this is not
the last helicopter out of 'nam.Copy !req
233. There will be another train.Copy !req
234. - Just how you like it.Copy !req
235. - Thanks.Copy !req
236. - More ketchup?Copy !req
237. - Sure.Copy !req
238. - More coffee?Copy !req
239. - Yeah.Copy !req
240. - Okay.Copy !req
241. O Kay?Copy !req
242. - Thanks.Copy !req
243. - Eyes in the back
of your head, man.Copy !req
244. Oh, man, I keep telling you.Copy !req
245. You gotta watch out.Copy !req
246. World's gonna fuck you up
if you get lost in it.Copy !req
247. - World's already fucked me up.Copy !req
248. You're an asshole.Copy !req
249. - Yes, I am, John.Copy !req
250. That is how I stay
on top of my shit.Copy !req
251. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
252. - I organized them
alphabetically for you.Copy !req
253. - You know,
that's funny, Jonathan.Copy !req
254. You should write that shit down,
send it somewhere.Copy !req
255. - Yeah.Copy !req
256. Wow. Busy week.Copy !req
257. I'm just the delivery boy.Copy !req
258. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
259. Don't shoot the messenger,
right.Copy !req
260. - Good mood, great.Copy !req
261. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
262. Obama, baby. Yes, we can.Copy !req
263. It's all possible.Copy !req
264. - Then I turned the lock
to the right,Copy !req
265. opened the door,
and went down the steps,Copy !req
266. around to the left.Copy !req
267. You turn left again and again,Copy !req
268. all the way down
and out of the building.Copy !req
269. But when you come home,Copy !req
270. you go up the steps,
and you turn right.Copy !req
271. So when you turn left,
you're leaving,Copy !req
272. but when you turn right,
you're coming home.Copy !req
273. And that's nice.Copy !req
274. But the lock is a trick.Copy !req
275. It's almost like
you have to come home to leave.Copy !req
276. Because you turn it right.Copy !req
277. - Absolutely, man.
- You're totally on to something.Copy !req
278. - It's like your patterns
repeat themselves so many timesCopy !req
279. you don't even know what
they're patterns of anymore.Copy !req
280. - Right.Copy !req
281. You still talking, man?Copy !req
282. - Or maybeCopy !req
283. you just get to a point whereCopy !req
284. your disappointment in yourselfCopy !req
285. becomes so much bigger than your
parents' disappointment in youCopy !req
286. that you...Copy !req
287. I don't know.Copy !req
288. But somehow you work itCopy !req
289. so it entitles you
to reward yourselfCopy !req
290. once in a while, but...Copy !req
291. Only in a way
that feels like a compromise.Copy !req
292. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
293. I'd like to compromise that.Copy !req
294. - Yeah.Copy !req
295. She's good with the ketchup too.Copy !req
296. Did your mother drop you
on your head or something, John?Copy !req
297. Bro, you gotta grab that booyah
where you can,Copy !req
298. before some other dumb-ass
grabs it away from you.Copy !req
299. All right?
Now, pattern me that, Batman.Copy !req
300. - It's all just funny
in its irony.Copy !req
301. And it gets worse
when you get older,Copy !req
302. this inescapable shit.Copy !req
303. - Bro, you know.
- That's just life.Copy !req
304. Love it or leave it.Copy !req
305. - Nice.Copy !req
306. You get that off some porn site
for ex—military fucknuts?Copy !req
307. - Yeah, all right.Copy !req
308. It's about clarity, man.Copy !req
309. All right? Clarity.Copy !req
310. I mean, shit don't mean shit,Copy !req
311. unless it means shit,Copy !req
312. and it only means shit if you...Copy !req
313. You need it to mean shit.Copy !req
314. So you can get some shit done,
a'right?Copy !req
315. - What?Copy !req
316. Hold that thought.Copy !req
317. Yeah, baby, hey, what's up?Copy !req
318. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, everything's cool.Copy !req
319. Except him...Copy !req
320. Yeah.Copy !req
321. Right, yeah. A lot on his mind.Copy !req
322. Yo, do you know
how beautiful you are?Copy !req
323. Sure, sure...Copy !req
324. Lizzy wants to knowCopy !req
325. if you would like
to go to a party tonight, John.Copy !req
326. - Okay.Copy !req
327. - Are you going to bring
your girlfriends along?Copy !req
328. - Jesus, Charles,
why do you always have to say...Copy !req
329. Yeah...Copy !req
330. Fine.Copy !req
331. - Yeah, baby, he's in.Copy !req
332. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
333. Yeah, he'll call you later
with the what, where, when...Copy !req
334. Right, the itinerary.Copy !req
335. Okay. Yeah, cool.
I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
336. Ciao.Copy !req
337. Boo—yah!Copy !req
338. - So where's the clarity?Copy !req
339. - P when the sun sets west,
|'|_|. Be looking west pCopy !req
340. p looking far as I can seeCopy !req
341. we need two more people
right here.Copy !req
342. Come on over here.
Come on over here.Copy !req
343. - P when the sun sets west,
|'|_|. Be looking west pCopy !req
344. p looking far as I can seeCopy !req
345. you ready, everybody?Copy !req
346. Okay, hula!Copy !req
347. - What's going on?Copy !req
348. - Only in New York.Copy !req
349. Let's see some hula.Copy !req
350. Hula, everybody!Copy !req
351. Hula!Copy !req
352. Hula.Copy !req
353. Keep that action going!Copy !req
354. Stop!Copy !req
355. And shoot!Copy !req
356. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
357. - Hey!Copy !req
358. Hey, that's my camera.Copy !req
359. Stop him.Copy !req
360. - Hey!Copy !req
361. - Ugh!Copy !req
362. - Open the door!Copy !req
363. Every day
can't be a day at the fair.Copy !req
364. Otherwise you'd get tired
of smiling.Copy !req
365. Something like that.Copy !req
366. My grandmother
used to tell me that.Copy !req
367. - That Charles
is a piece of work.Copy !req
368. - Oh, sugar,
don't listen to Charles.Copy !req
369. He's like a fishCopy !req
370. sucking the side of a tank
when he's trying to make sense.Copy !req
371. Knock on the glass
and walk away.Copy !req
372. Do you have a pen?Copy !req
373. I want to give you the address
for the party tonight,Copy !req
374. and I have two people on hold.Copy !req
375. - Wait.Copy !req
376. Yeah.Copy !req
377. - Like, I love Paris,Copy !req
378. and I think she's done
some great thingsCopy !req
379. for the color pink
and for sequins,Copy !req
380. but, like, the two together
kind of didn't work for me.Copy !req
381. I don't know.Copy !req
382. - Hey, lizzy.
- How are you, baby.Copy !req
383. How's your day going?Copy !req
384. - So help me, Paris.Copy !req
385. Hey.Copy !req
386. Find a job yet?Copy !req
387. Ah.Copy !req
388. Beep!Copy !req
389. - P anywhere you goCopy !req
390. p you aim to please
many people pCopy !req
391. p anywhereCopy !req
392. p anywhere you goCopy !req
393. p any of the magic that I have pCopy !req
394. - tonight...Copy !req
395. Some of us are going
to get drinksCopy !req
396. at the bar down the street.Copy !req
397. You should, uh...Copy !req
398. Come by if you want.Copy !req
399. Late.Copy !req
400. - What was your name again?Copy !req
401. - Next!Copy !req
402. - P run all night
and run all day pCopy !req
403. p oh, come on
come on, come on, come on pCopy !req
404. p all right wah! PCopy !req
405. Beep!Copy !req
406. - P it's your birthdayCopy !req
407. p it's your birthdayCopy !req
408. p today my baby was bornCopy !req
409. hi, honey, it's your mother.Copy !req
410. Beautiful voice.Copy !req
411. Honey, give me a call.
I'm a little worried about you.Copy !req
412. You don't have to talk
if you don't feel like it.Copy !req
413. But just call and let me know
you're okay.Copy !req
414. Oh, is Ricky with you?Copy !req
415. Aunt Jackie been-...Copy !req
416. Beep!Copy !req
417. Um...Copy !req
418. I, uh...Copy !req
419. Like that guy...Copy !req
420. With the fish.Copy !req
421. What are you doing?Copy !req
422. Is that a camera?Copy !req
423. - Violet!Copy !req
424. Turn that fucking music down!Copy !req
425. - I won't be able to hear.Copy !req
426. - Oh, have we started?Copy !req
427. - Yeah.Copy !req
428. - Welcome to my life.Copy !req
429. Okay, turn it off.Copy !req
430. Help me move...Copy !req
431. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
432. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
433. Girl's always gotta be prepared.Copy !req
434. Hey, you need a light?Copy !req
435. - Yeah, that would be helpful.Copy !req
436. What the fuck?Copy !req
437. - What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
438. - Turn it off!
- No!Copy !req
439. - Turn it off!
- No!Copy !req
440. - I just don't want to talk
about that stuff.Copy !req
441. - It'll be madness,Copy !req
442. like the Paris Hilton show
or something.Copy !req
443. - I don't want to be an actress.Copy !req
444. - I cleaned the whole apartment.Copy !req
445. - Get that camera
out of my face.Copy !req
446. Don't yell at me.
Your voice is so annoying.Copy !req
447. - Oh, my god. And yours isn't?Copy !req
448. - Just don't yell at me, okay?Copy !req
449. I want to tell you
the greatest thing ever, okay?Copy !req
450. John...Copy !req
451. - Don't get, like, mad.
- Don't get, like, freaked.Copy !req
452. It's about you.
It's about both of us, okay?Copy !req
453. And me too. Okay?Copy !req
454. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
455. - Mia, move. Hide.Copy !req
456. I'm hiding.Copy !req
457. - Welcome to my show.Copy !req
458. Oh, and stick the cigarette
back in your mouth.Copy !req
459. Hey.Copy !req
460. You need a light?Copy !req
461. - Yeah, that would be helpful.Copy !req
462. - Ahhh.Copy !req
463. Okay, maybe try
and say something interesting.Copy !req
464. - No. But seriously.
- Seriously what?Copy !req
465. - Seriously!Copy !req
466. Seriously. For a second.Copy !req
467. - What? All right.Copy !req
468. - There's nothing funny
about this situation.Copy !req
469. - Aren't guys weird?Copy !req
470. - I think people in general are.Copy !req
471. - Mm.Copy !req
472. Mm, exactly.Copy !req
473. Tell me your philosophy on men,
women, and people.Copy !req
474. I think it's too easy, myself,
to generalize.Copy !req
475. - Men are...Copy !req
476. After power.Copy !req
477. Women are after...Copy !req
478. Love.Copy !req
479. And children are after...Copy !req
480. Independence.Copy !req
481. - Where are you?
- Okay...Copy !req
482. Hang on.Copy !req
483. How old were you?Copy !req
484. Um...Copy !req
485. I don't know. I was five.Copy !req
486. - And what happened?Copy !req
487. - That night?Copy !req
488. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
489. What do you recall?Copy !req
490. You know, just paint me
the picture.Copy !req
491. What was it like?Copy !req
492. - Me sitting
at the kitchen table,Copy !req
493. eating my potatoes and peas.Copy !req
494. - Hey, how pregnant
was your mom?Copy !req
495. - She was about 81/2 months
pregnant.Copy !req
496. - Oh, that's very pregnant.
- Okay.Copy !req
497. - Yeah.Copy !req
498. Very close to, um, giving birth.Copy !req
499. And all I remember
was looking into the bedroomCopy !req
500. after I heard my mom scream.Copy !req
501. I got up, I went to the door,
and I looked inside,Copy !req
502. and my dad was kicking my mom
in her stomach,Copy !req
503. and she was... you know,
she was backing off up the wall.Copy !req
504. And then she fell by the cribCopy !req
505. that she had set up
for when the baby came.Copy !req
506. And then I remember
being at the hospitalCopy !req
507. with my mom screaming in pain.Copy !req
508. She had just given birth,
but the baby was dead.Copy !req
509. And it was a baby girl.Copy !req
510. And she was dead.Copy !req
511. Yeah, the beating to her stomach
killed her.Copy !req
512. Oh, my.Copy !req
513. - Don't laugh at me.
- — no, I'm not laughing at you.Copy !req
514. I'm not laughing.
I just... I don't know...Copy !req
515. I don't know how you got through
all that stuff.Copy !req
516. I really don't.Copy !req
517. Well...Copy !req
518. I don't know.Copy !req
519. I know this is gonna sound
horrible, but...Copy !req
520. When I was growing up, really,
I didn't even feel like...Copy !req
521. I didn't feel like I was human.Copy !req
522. - You know...Copy !req
523. - What about it?
- What happened?Copy !req
524. What prom pted that?Copy !req
525. I don't know.Copy !req
526. Something like, you know.
I was looking out the window,Copy !req
527. and she told me
not to look out the window.Copy !req
528. - And, she was ironing and...Copy !req
529. - She was ironing and...Copy !req
530. She came over to me
and she said,Copy !req
531. "don't look out the window.Copy !req
532. I told you not to
look out the window."Copy !req
533. And then I rememberCopy !req
534. this big iron
just pushing it towards me.Copy !req
535. It's like slo-mo. Psshhhttt!Copy !req
536. And I don't remember the pain.Copy !req
537. I just remember thisCopy !req
538. big, loud scream.Copy !req
539. - A bloodcurdling scream?Copy !req
540. - Yeah.Copy !req
541. - You can't park here.
- Got it.Copy !req
542. What are you doing?Copy !req
543. - Just poking around.Copy !req
544. - Yeah, whatever. Come on.Copy !req
545. - Is what Mia said really true?Copy !req
546. - Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
547. - Is it on?Copy !req
548. - Yeah.Copy !req
549. Okay, well, um, we met
at a party a few months ago.Copy !req
550. And this other girl had sort of,
just, like, disappeared.Copy !req
551. So she moved in,Copy !req
552. and we've been best friends
ever since.Copy !req
553. Whatever.Copy !req
554. I think Mia kind of
looks up to me, you know?Copy !req
555. Why do you think...Copy !req
556. I mean...Copy !req
557. What is friends?Copy !req
558. - Friendsis like
the worst fucking show on TV.Copy !req
559. Um, why do you think...Copy !req
560. I mean...Copy !req
561. Like, your questions are,
like, so fucking stu...Copy !req
562. - It's scary
when a 6-year—old...Copy !req
563. Sees a lotCopy !req
564. and knows your heartCopy !req
565. and you shitted on her.Copy !req
566. To me, she was just
this disturbed person and...Copy !req
567. I couldn't hate her.Copy !req
568. You know? All I know...Copy !req
569. All I could think was that...Copy !req
570. Is that
I had to feel sorry for her.Copy !req
571. Because I know, you know,
how my dad treated herCopy !req
572. and how she suffered.Copy !req
573. So I couldn't hate her because
this was the only wayCopy !req
574. that she was going
to let out her hurt,Copy !req
575. let out her frustrations, so...Copy !req
576. So I would take the bull
on everythingCopy !req
577. and try to be strong and say,Copy !req
578. "hey, it's okay."Copy !req
579. And just take it.Copy !req
580. There were times when
I really, really hated my mom.Copy !req
581. And I had thoughts of,
you know...Copy !req
582. I don't want to say killing her
but just, you know...Copy !req
583. Pushing her and saying.
"Fuck you!"Copy !req
584. - Do you ever think that, like,Copy !req
585. maybe at this point
in your life, um...Copy !req
586. Like, saying that,Copy !req
587. like, telling her
how you felt about all of this?Copy !req
588. - It's too late.Copy !req
589. It's too late for that.Copy !req
590. She... I don't know.Copy !req
591. She's transformed herself.Copy !req
592. She's a different person now.Copy !req
593. I don't even know her anymore.Copy !req
594. But, Mia, honestly...Copy !req
595. - It's like she's—-
you know, she's written...Copy !req
596. She's erased it all and
written over it in Jesus ink.Copy !req
597. - But I mean, just...Copy !req
598. Like, don't you think it would
matter just if you said,Copy !req
599. "look, this is what
I think you did to me and..."Copy !req
600. - You know what I'm saying?
- She'd just ignore it.Copy !req
601. Fine. Let her ignore it.Copy !req
602. - Let her ignore it.
- She'd just ignore it.Copy !req
603. - I'm just saying...Copy !req
604. I'm just saying
I would just want her to know.Copy !req
605. I would want to say
what I felt to her.Copy !req
606. - She would ignore it.Copy !req
607. - Just the coffee.Copy !req
608. Thanks.Copy !req
609. - This part will be seen
by no one but us three, right?Copy !req
610. - Sure.Copy !req
611. - Lie. Lie.Copy !req
612. Lie...Copy !req
613. - It's weird
that you're so unemotionalCopy !req
614. when you talk about stuff
like this.Copy !req
615. - It's because I've gone over it
again and again in my head,Copy !req
616. and...Copy !req
617. It's just, you know...Copy !req
618. - Did it ever hit you?Copy !req
619. It's like a movie, you know?Copy !req
620. Yeah, I've cried.Copy !req
621. I've cried all my tears.Copy !req
622. I've, you know,
stayed up all nightCopy !req
623. not able to sleep.Copy !req
624. Cried till I had
no more tears left.Copy !req
625. - What did you cry about?Copy !req
626. - Mostly about my dad.Copy !req
627. Because he was the only one
that really understood me.Copy !req
628. He was the only one that...Copy !req
629. That ever, you know...Copy !req
630. That ever loved me.Copy !req
631. And didn't hurt me.Copy !req
632. And...Copy !req
633. You know,Copy !req
634. like, although he did all these
terrible, terrible things,Copy !req
635. he was a very curious person
to me.Copy !req
636. A very interesting person.Copy !req
637. He was very intelligent
and very artistic.Copy !req
638. You know, and I knew
I was so much like him.Copy !req
639. Nothing like my mother.Copy !req
640. When you're with a guy,
do you...Copy !req
641. See your dad in him?Copy !req
642. - No.Copy !req
643. Sorry.Copy !req
644. - Okay, but, I mean,
it's just what you—...Copy !req
645. I'm not discussing that.Copy !req
646. - Okay.Copy !req
647. - It's just that...Copy !req
648. I don't know who's going
to be seeing this stuff.Copy !req
649. - If anyone.Copy !req
650. What do you want
to talk about next?Copy !req
651. I don't know.Copy !req
652. What do you want to talk about?Copy !req
653. - Let's talk about...Copy !req
654. - All I knew wasCopy !req
655. it hurt.Copy !req
656. And the second time
he penetrated me,Copy !req
657. and I was screaming,
it hurt so bad.Copy !req
658. And I thought, “oh, my god.Copy !req
659. This is supposed to be
pleasurable."Copy !req
660. And it turned me off
immediately.Copy !req
661. And I mean, I looked down,
and I saw this pool of bloodCopy !req
662. coming from between my legs.Copy !req
663. And I just thought,
"oh, my god."Copy !req
664. And his name was Jim.Copy !req
665. And he went, "wow."Copy !req
666. And I just...Copy !req
667. "Oh, my god.Copy !req
668. It looks like you killed
somebody on these sheets."Copy !req
669. And he went, "yeah."Copy !req
670. Apparently he really loved me,
and he asked me to marry him,Copy !req
671. so of course I left him
immediately for some other guy.Copy !req
672. How old were you?Copy !req
673. - I was 19.Copy !req
674. - You were a virgin at 19?Copy !req
675. - Yeah.Copy !req
676. - They say that
if you're a virginCopy !req
677. and you lose your virginity
to your first loveCopy !req
678. that after experiencing
the loss of your virginity,Copy !req
679. you actually grow
to hate that guy,Copy !req
680. because you want it back,Copy !req
681. and you didn't realize
how much you wanted it,Copy !req
682. like how precious it was,
until it's gone.Copy !req
683. - Didn't it hurt?Copy !req
684. I don't know.Copy !req
685. Wow.Copy !req
686. Mmm.Copy !req
687. - Well, I think it's
a lot different for guys,Copy !req
688. though, don't you?Copy !req
689. I mean, I really do.Copy !req
690. I mean, I just think thatCopy !req
691. that guy is not feeling
your pain.Copy !req
692. - No.Copy !req
693. - I mean, that guy I was with,
he was not feeling my pain.Copy !req
694. They're just thinking
about scoring.Copy !req
695. - Exactly! He was just thinking
about getting laid.Copy !req
696. I'm just going to date women
from now on.Copy !req
697. - What do you think
attracts you to guys who...Copy !req
698. Who just want to fuck you
and ditch you?Copy !req
699. - Pardon?Copy !req
700. - I mean.Copy !req
701. Is that an attractive quality
in a guy?Copy !req
702. Do you look for that?Copy !req
703. Like, someone,Copy !req
704. do you look at somebody and
think he just wants to score?Copy !req
705. - No, I don't think
that's attractive.Copy !req
706. I think it's disgusting.Copy !req
707. - I look for personality
in a guy.Copy !req
708. He's got to have a really good
sense of humor.Copy !req
709. - I mean, I was just
going to say.Copy !req
710. Okay, I could care less
what a guy looks like.Copy !req
711. I really could care less.Copy !req
712. I don't have a type. I don't...Copy !req
713. I don't care about height.
I don't...Copy !req
714. As long as
they're taller than me.Copy !req
715. I know a lot of guys
that have major egos.Copy !req
716. And you know what?Copy !req
717. I think there's a great art
in humility, actually.Copy !req
718. Don't you think so, Mia?Copy !req
719. I mean, there's a great art
in being humbleCopy !req
720. even if you're gorgeous,
even if you're smart, whatever.Copy !req
721. Just like, taking the compliment
and going,Copy !req
722. "yeah" as opposed to
"yeah, I'm so great."Copy !req
723. You know, I mean.
I just couldn't do that.Copy !req
724. Do you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
725. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
726. - No, I don't know
what you mean.Copy !req
727. You're being totally confusing.Copy !req
728. No, I'm not.
Mia knows what I'm saying.Copy !req
729. Okay, well, maybe it's like
some subtle female language.Copy !req
730. - Oh!Copy !req
731. What we're saying is that we
know a lot of guys.Copy !req
732. Okay, I'm saying, okay.Copy !req
733. Okay, hang on a minute.Copy !req
734. - Here's what I am saying.
- What?Copy !req
735. - I know a lot of guys that
think they're so fucking hot,Copy !req
736. they're like the greatest thing,
whatever.Copy !req
737. Whatever.Copy !req
738. I mean, maybe they are gorgeous
and smartCopy !req
739. and maybe they are smart
and good looking, whatever!Copy !req
740. I'm just saying that...Copy !req
741. I agree.Copy !req
742. - That whenCopy !req
743. when a person is humble,
a man or a woman,Copy !req
744. that is a far greater quality
than having a major ego.Copy !req
745. Now do I make sense?Copy !req
746. Okay, wow.Copy !req
747. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
748. All right?Copy !req
749. Okay, so...Copy !req
750. Ask the question.Copy !req
751. - Okay.Copy !req
752. So...Copy !req
753. If you were to take a look
at all the peopleCopy !req
754. - you've been intimate with...
- Yeah.Copy !req
755. - Over, say,
the last five or ten years,Copy !req
756. how many were your ideal?Copy !req
757. How many fall into
that humble category?Copy !req
758. Well, none, obviously.Copy !req
759. Because if there were an ideal,
I'd be with that person.Copy !req
760. I don't know how many people
I've slept with.Copy !req
761. I'd say probably close
to 200 guys.Copy !req
762. - 200? — yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
763. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
764. I've been safe with them all.Copy !req
765. You know, condoms,
the whole nine yards.Copy !req
766. - Rubber gloves.
- Rubber gloves, you name it.Copy !req
767. Nonoxynol-9. Whatever.Copy !req
768. Yeah, at this point 200 guys
and, like, 3 girls.Copy !req
769. - Three girls?
- Yeah.Copy !req
770. - Do you know all their names?Copy !req
771. - Hmm?Copy !req
772. - Do you know all their names?Copy !req
773. Man, if they stretched a line
of all those dicks together,Copy !req
774. they could walk to the moon.Copy !req
775. - God is dead and no one cares.Copy !req
776. - I didn't mean anything
by that.Copy !req
777. Just shut up for once, okay?Copy !req
778. - Okay.Copy !req
779. - I can't believe I'm crying.Copy !req
780. - I can't remember
the last time I...Copy !req
781. How does it feel?Copy !req
782. - I feel...Copy !req
783. Good.Copy !req
784. Almost good, you know...Copy !req
785. Honest.Copy !req
786. It feels good to not...Copy !req
787. Just... you know.Copy !req
788. To just...Copy !req
789. Just be myself for a change.Copy !req
790. Who are you usually?Copy !req
791. Snap!Copy !req
792. Happy birthday.Copy !req
793. Happy birthday.Copy !req
794. Happy birthday.Copy !req
795. Yeah?Copy !req
796. - John, I love this cat man.Copy !req
797. - Yeah, kitty is good.Copy !req
798. Yo, are you up for drinks yet?Copy !req
799. You should bring
your girls, man.Copy !req
800. - Yeah, actually, I was thinking
of maybe asking them overCopy !req
801. for some food.Copy !req
802. You up for cooking?Copy !req
803. - I had this incredible storyCopy !req
804. that I was supposed
to tell tonight,Copy !req
805. and this was supposed to be
the part...Copy !req
806. - Mia, you think
we should go soon?Copy !req
807. Just give us the short version.Copy !req
808. My mother locked me
in a basement.Copy !req
809. I came to my senses.Copy !req
810. I escaped.Copy !req
811. I told everyone, "piss off."Copy !req
812. I ran away,Copy !req
813. started my own life.Copy !req
814. I made a lot of mistakes.Copy !req
815. But I learned from my mistakes.Copy !req
816. And now I'm a strong,
independent woman.Copy !req
817. - Mia! We have to go!Copy !req
818. Just don't hate me
'cause I'm beautiful.Copy !req
819. I don't hate you.Copy !req
820. I'm just confused by you.Copy !req
821. - Mia!Copy !req
822. - Passionable.Copy !req
823. Passionable.Copy !req
824. - We have to go.
- Passionable.Copy !req
825. Animal!Copy !req
826. Like me.Copy !req
827. What is passion?Copy !req
828. - Come on!Copy !req
829. Come on!Copy !req
830. Come on.Copy !req
831. This is immortalized
on tape forever.Copy !req
832. - We make
horrible fucking actresses.Copy !req
833. - No, we make
brilliant fucking actresses.Copy !req
834. Okay. Good is good enough.
Whatever.Copy !req
835. How do I zoom on this thing,
John?Copy !req
836. - Here.
- So much effort.Copy !req
837. So little appreciation.Copy !req
838. - This dress is so tight.Copy !req
839. Are you getting fat, Violet?Copy !req
840. - Yeah, my ass
is getting bigger.Copy !req
841. - Oh.Copy !req
842. - My body thinks
it's getting pregnant.Copy !req
843. But it's not,
so my ass is getting bigger.Copy !req
844. - You're getting pregnant
in your ass?Copy !req
845. - Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
846. - Where the fuck are we?
- Suite 623.Copy !req
847. - Kaboom. Ah!Copy !req
848. Bam.Copy !req
849. Whoo.Copy !req
850. - Hey.Copy !req
851. Who's Mr. Big tonight?Copy !req
852. Anything else is extra, okay,
in cash.Copy !req
853. - Congratulations.
- Get over there.Copy !req
854. - — No touching.
- Sorry.Copy !req
855. - I wanna put it in your ass!Copy !req
856. - That costs extra.Copy !req
857. - You ready?
- Where are you? We're waiting.Copy !req
858. - The security guy
evicted me again.Copy !req
859. - Hurry the fuck up.Copy !req
860. - Right.Copy !req
861. - I think in a weird way,
he's jealous.Copy !req
862. - Drive.Copy !req
863. - That's for you.Copy !req
864. - Thanks.Copy !req
865. - Hey, lizzy.Copy !req
866. Yeah, all good.Copy !req
867. Yeah, I'm around tomorrow.Copy !req
868. Cool.Copy !req
869. You too.Copy !req
870. Bye.Copy !req
871. - I hate the suburbs.Copy !req
872. You guys want some food?Copy !req
873. - If it's on the way to a bar.Copy !req
874. That pasta dinner...Copy !req
875. - Wasn't it good?
- Wasn't it good?Copy !req
876. - It's amazing.
- It's my specialty.Copy !req
877. - Now we're turning round
the lens.Copy !req
878. - I have a question to ask.
- — yeah...Copy !req
879. Oh, we've got a few questions.
Babe.Copy !req
880. - All right.
- Number one...Copy !req
881. - — Okay.
- What is friends?Copy !req
882. - What is friends?
- Oh, that's good.Copy !req
883. I like that.Copy !req
884. Why don't you talk more?Copy !req
885. - Good question.Copy !req
886. - That was a great answer.Copy !req
887. - The two of you were making up
for me.Copy !req
888. There's only like a fine...Copy !req
889. - So, Rick.Copy !req
890. - We have John's room.Copy !req
891. - Oh.Copy !req
892. - See, this is the potentialCopy !req
893. of John.Copy !req
894. - What the fuck is this?Copy !req
895. Oh, my god.Copy !req
896. This thing, it's like...
It's likeCopy !req
897. a sheet over...Copy !req
898. - Violet has found her place.Copy !req
899. She has found her place.Copy !req
900. - No, I haven't.Copy !req
901. - Look at this. Look at this.Copy !req
902. John wall...Copy !req
903. All "a“s. — oh, my god!Copy !req
904. Look that guy.Copy !req
905. - I knew he was intelligent.Copy !req
906. - Why do you keep that?Copy !req
907. - Why do I keep this?Copy !req
908. Um... it's, uh...Copy !req
909. It was my... this was my zenith.Copy !req
910. This is where... this is where...Copy !req
911. - Can we just get a...
- Can we get a close-upCopy !req
912. of a before and after picture?Copy !req
913. - Oh, my god.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
914. - After a haircut.Copy !req
915. Can you get that?Copy !req
916. Look at that. Look at that.Copy !req
917. This guy got straight "a" s.Copy !req
918. - What? What?Copy !req
919. How did you...
You've been in my fucking room?Copy !req
920. No, I have not. I——well...Copy !req
921. I'm glad John and I
are finally hanging outCopy !req
922. because he's my friend
and he's my cousin.Copy !req
923. And I don't know.
He's a cool guy.Copy !req
924. - Oh. What do you do?Copy !req
925. - The job search?Copy !req
926. - Yeah, how's
the job search coming?Copy !req
927. - Uh...Copy !req
928. How do I do it?Copy !req
929. - I'm sure you know.Copy !req
930. - Oh, yeah, I do.
- Oh, that's good.Copy !req
931. No, just take it off.Copy !req
932. Just take it off.
Don't undo any more.Copy !req
933. She's bossy.Copy !req
934. - Your favorite.Copy !req
935. You are.Copy !req
936. See, that's 'cause I forgot.Copy !req
937. That's 'cause I forgot
our first kiss.Copy !req
938. - Except I add my own
secret ingredient.Copy !req
939. - And I know it happened,Copy !req
940. but I forgot.Copy !req
941. P he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
942. - p he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
943. - p he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
944. - P he's the luckiest guy
- p he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
945. - p on the lower east side
- p on the lower east sideCopy !req
946. P 'cause he's got wheels
and we want to go for a ride pCopy !req
947. - you fucked it up.
- I'm really bad.Copy !req
948. - Okay, again.Copy !req
949. - No, I can't concentrate.Copy !req
950. - Get in there, buddy.Copy !req
951. Best seat in the house.Copy !req
952. - Okay. — you earned it.Copy !req
953. P he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
954. - p he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
955. - p on the lower east sideCopy !req
956. - p on the lower east sideCopy !req
957. - p he's got wheels
- p he's got wheelsCopy !req
958. - p wanna go for a rideCopy !req
959. - p we wanna go for a rideCopy !req
960. p he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
961. - p he's the luckiest guyCopy !req
962. - p on the lower east sideCopy !req
963. - p on the lower east side pCopy !req
964. - p 'cause he's got wheelsCopy !req
965. - p 'cause he's got wheelsCopy !req
966. p and we wanna go for a rideCopy !req
967. - where's the cat?
- Where is the cat?Copy !req