1. The Universe. Its mighty power
Its evolutionary force ...
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2. not to be stopped by anyone
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3. In its beauty, yes, this is
a happy place to stay, filled with ...
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4. harmony and cosmic joy. A freedom
place where men can express themselves
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5. be as when they were born
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6. All of this is because someone cares
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7. because someone looks after us
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8. When we sleep, when we play
When we act natural
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9. This is a movie about those, who risk
life and partners to guarantee living...
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10. in a wonderful and free universe
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11. This is a movie, about the
gay niggers from outer space
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12. The gay niggers come from the planet
Anus. In the 8th Sun system
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13. Far, far away from here
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14. And they are much, much more intelligent
than any other creature in the Universe
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15. The most fascinating thing about them is
that they, with the help of their super
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16. intelligence, and their highly developed
telepathic system: Braintapping, will
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17. be able to create a world, a society
a perfect world to live in
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18. without the presence of women
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19. A MALE ONLY WORLD
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20. We are in one of the federations' gay
nigger ships. Ringmusculaturus II
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21. Let's take a look at the crew
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22. World Captain B. Dick a strict
well educated leader
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23. Not so friendly and a father figure
for the rest of the crew.
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24. Chief Technician Sgt. Shaved Balls, one
warm kind person
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25. and a damn good space technician
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26. He's been working a long time
together with Captain B. Dick.
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27. And this is Mr Schwul, a German speaking
gay nigger from the area of brown Anus.
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28. who still practices the old gay nigger
religion
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29. A ritual of worshiping human excrements
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30. He's a psychological genius on board, who
saved the ship and its crew many times.
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31. And here's the gay agent ArmlnAss.
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32. He just finished Gay Agent School
and is on his first flight in space.
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33. The fifth and last member of the crew is
the data man Doctor D. Ildo
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34. An expert in biology
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35. and in manipulation of other races
and life forms in the universe
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36. A very important person on these
special missions.
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37. We will let them speak for themselves.
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38. - Captain, we got something
on the radar.
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39. - What is it?
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40. - Well sir it's too big to be another
ship or meteor.
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41. - To me it looks like, like...
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42. - Like what?
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43. - Like a Planet.
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44. - A Planet.
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45. - Ein Planet.
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46. - A Planet.
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47. - A Plonet.
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48. - Get coordinates Ildo. And give me
a dyacon in five minutes.
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49. - And Schwul, check the
mental analysis machine.
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50. - Hail, we will be able to do an ultra
swip over in 25 seconds.
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51. - Ok everybody, ultra swip over
in 18 seconds.
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52. - ArmlnAss activate tender per sensor
in the transpower system.
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53. - Ildo?
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54. - Four, three, two, one
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55. - Ultra swip over.
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56. - Ok, chief. I got the dyacon.
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57. - What we have here is a
planet called Earth.
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58. - There's life on it and a lot of water.
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59. - It seems rather primitive.
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60. - And sir, there's something terrible
going on down there.
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61. - Take it easy, Ildo. Don't paint
the devil on the wall.
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62. - But sir, there is, pardon me,
female creatures on the planet.
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63. - Frauenkreaturen!
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64. - Female creatures!
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65. - Female creatures!
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66. - Female creatures!
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67. - Ok. Calm down. We got to
check this out.
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68. - It might be dangerous
but it is our duty.
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69. - ArmlnAss. Put us through
to our planet.
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70. - I got to talk to the
headquarters. Now.
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71. - Hello, hello, headquarters.
Come in. Come in.
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72. - Here's captain B. Dick.
P Code 2940018.
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73. - On discovery ship
Ringmusculaturus II.
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74. - Come in, come in.
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75. - Hello, Captain B. Dick.
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76. - This is the president of the
federation of intergalactic gay planets
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77. - What we have here is highly
classified gay material.
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78. - We haven't dealt with a case of this
magnitude in many years.
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79. - I just got your dyacon.
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80. - And our mainframe computer
doesn't respond.
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81. - I needed to talk to the
council of wise men.
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82. - And believe it or not, even they
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83. can't give us any useful information
about the strange female creatures.
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84. - I'm afraid we will have to
get in closer contact.
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85. - You mean, send a
man down there?
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86. - Yeah, we have to be sure.
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87. - But take care, it might
be dangerous.
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88. - Good luck CBD.
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89. - Everybody listen.
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90. - We got to beam somebody down
to get more precise information.
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91. - Ildo prepare beaming.
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92. - Sgt Shaved Balls, activate stellar
reference and remove light shield 2.
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93. - ArmlnAss go into the relaxing room,
I wanna talk to you.
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94. - Yes Sir.
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95. - Sir, I know, I know you are
going to send me down.
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96. - But Sir, I'm afraid. I have never seen
a female close hands.
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97. - Only on pictures, Sir.
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98. - I know you are afraid ArmlnAss.
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99. - But my son, this is just a
step on the long road
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100. to becoming a real
gay nigger.
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101. - It started when you father first
gave birth to you.
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102. - And who knows maybe
after this mission
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103. you will get the sign
of the brown ring.
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104. - And can truly call
yourself a gay nigger.
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105. - That's what you've been preparing for
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106. since you went to gay agent school.
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107. - You really think so Sir?
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108. - Then I am prepared.
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109. - And sir thanks for your
nice words.
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110. - You are such a kind Captain.
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111. - Nothing to thank for, you know
I got an eye on your ass.
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112. Activate, down
beamer transmitter
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113. - Activated.
- Heidung für da Captain.
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114. - Ready for down beaming.
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115. - Hey, can I help you?
- You look lost.
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116. - I thought maybe we can spend
some time together.
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117. - If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
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118. - Female, Female!
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119. - Ildo, put IsArm in
the plasma detector.
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120. - And keep an eye on him.
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121. - Schwul get the equipment for
Braintapping.
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122. - Alles klar für Gehirnsanzapfung.
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123. - Yes, go on.
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124. - Sgt Shaved Balls put it on
the big asteroid screen.
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125. - Oh, no, no.
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126. - Oh no. Holly fellows, what are
they doing down there?
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127. - This must be this kissing I've
been reading about.
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128. - This is simply too much.
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129. - Men, I have decided that we go
down and save this planet.
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130. - We will not tolerate any oppression
of our male brothers
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131. anywhere in the universe.
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132. - Let's go and terminate these
evil female creatures.
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133. - And make planet Earth a
gay place to stay.
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134. - Yes Sir.
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135. - High gain reflector activated.
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136. - Wir kummern auf 34.
Wir FIXME auf selche zolche.
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137. - Ildo, put the radio meter gain
up on 45.
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138. and activate the grooviator.
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139. - Attention, check all systems
operative.
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140. - And keep an eye on the proto meters.
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141. - Let's get the map on the
asteroid screen.
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142. Ready for female
termination
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143. - The area they call Russia, give
us information about that.
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144. - Mr Schwul, you go down there.
And then you go South.
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145. Activate, down
beaming transmitter
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146. - Sterb ihr stinkende Frauenkreaturen.
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147. - Ildo, show those yellow girls
what a real man is like.
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148. - Yes Sir.
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149. - Die, bad smelling females.
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150. - ArmlnAss, now you can get all
the revenge you want.
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151. - Immer auf diesem scheiß Boot,
immer und ich schopfe, und putze
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152. - und es ist kalt und überhaupt...
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153. - Ich möchte doch nur ein schönes
Wochenende haben.
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154. - Schönes Wochenende.
Schönes Wochenende ist gut.
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155. - Ich bin nach jedigem müssen,
schroten müssen, putzen.
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156. - müssen für dich Kaffee machen
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157. , für dich Essen machen muss,
du, du alter Lohnszu.
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158. - Uberholt, ein Schwarzer.
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159. - Ein Schwarzer? Wo?
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160. - Go to hell you monster.
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161. - Alle Kampel, vielen Dank.
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162. - Good work. You have cleaned up
the planet, and they now need a guide.
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163. - Let's meet in the
Inner Sanctuary.
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164. - Oh, Lord of the brown rings.
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165. - Thou that makes it blood run
to our penises.
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166. - Please help us to chose a guide for
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167. the newly released man
planet of Earth.
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168. - They got the power the
real and the lust.
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169. - But they are like new born children.
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170. - We need a guy who can teach them,
how to give birth,
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171. only to male children.
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172. - I will do the test.
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173. - I will help you to chose a man, who
can handle the deal.
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174. - All of you, stick your hands
into the aureole zone.
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175. - And when the light is up you
will have found the one
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176. , among you who is fully able,
to be the Ambassador of Planet Earth.
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177. - You know what this means,
Ildo.
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178. - You will have to pick a new body,
for your job as a gay ambassador.
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179. - Prepare yourself for the body
transformation program.
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180. - I love you all.
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181. - Wow. What do you think of
my new body?
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182. - Yeah, very attractive, for sure.
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183. - You look like a dream.
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184. - Ah, ich hätte mir ein solche
Korper gesehen.
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185. - Enough compliments.
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186. - Sgt Shaved Balls, activate
automatic down beaming.
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187. - Because you're coming with us.
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188. - Ildo get ready. Schwul, InArm.
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189. - Yes Sir!
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190. - Ildo, now I'm going to appoint you
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191. the gay nigger Ambassador of the
planet Earth in the first degree.
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192. - and on behalf of the entire crew I
offer you my heartiest congratulations
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193. for success in your new position.
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194. - And I think I speak for
everybody here.
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195. - Kneel down and get ready to receive
the holy gay nigger seed,
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196. - May it bring you supernatural power
and eternal life.
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197. - We will now have to leave.
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198. - Ildo, I am sure you will take care
and do a good job down here.
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199. - I wish you good luck.
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200. - And don't you ever ever forget
this categorical maximum:
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201. - Wherever there's a male race,
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202. or life form in the Universe,
that's oppressed by females...
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203. - We will come, and free them.
- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
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204. - For a GAY UNIVERSE.
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205. - Mission is ended.
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206. - And they drive along to
explore strange new worlds.
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207. - To seek out new life forms.
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208. - and to create new,
male only civilizations.
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209. - To boldly go, where
no gay has gone before.
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