1. Good morning viewers.
Welcome to another
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2. broadcast day at WBOR.
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3. The easy viewing, easy
listening station.
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4. We begin our broadcast with
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5. the Binky the Clown Show,
have a nice day.
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6. Hey kids!
Whoa!
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7. Get your lazy bottoms
outta bed
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8. and do jumping jacks with
Binky the Clown.
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9. One two, one two, one two, one
two, one two, one two, one two.
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10. What am I doing?
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11. Remember kids, if you
don't exercise with
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12. Binkey, you're gonna grow up to
be worthless.
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13. I hate you Binky.
Where's my remote control?
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14. What do you care you
loser?
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15. You don't want to be
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16. lazy, do you?
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17. You gotta get into good shape
for tonight, kids.
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18. Because this is the night you
can get a lot of candy.
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19. Take that, Binky!
Aha!
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20. Wait a minute.
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21. Did he say we could get a lot of
candy tonight?
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22. Binky, Binky come back.
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23. Where are you, Binky old buddy?
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24. That's right, kids.
Tonight is Halloween
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25. night, and we wanna be in great
shape to
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26. trick or treat for all that
candy, don't we?
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27. Yes we do.
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28. Halloween's my kind of a
holiday.
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29. Not like those other stupid
holidays.
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30. I don't get pine needles in my
paws.
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31. There's no dumb bunnies, no
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32. fireworks, no relatives, just
candy.
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33. Boom, you go out, you get candy
it's as simple as that.
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34. Ah!
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35. Simple, that's me.
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36. Candy, candy, candy, candy,
candy, candy, candy, candy.
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37. Hello Halloween.
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38. What a glorious day and a
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39. glorious night to go trick or
treating.
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40. For candy, candy, candy, candy,
candy,
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41. candy, candy, candy, steady
yourself, Garfield.
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42. First you gotta get a costume,
then you gotta get a sack a sack
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43. to hold all that candy candy
candy,
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44. easy boy, first first you gotta
get up.
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45. Whaaa.
Gotcha.
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46. That's not funny,
Garfield.
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47. Then how about this?
Now that's funny.
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48. Uh, why can't I stay angry with
you, Garfield?
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49. Cuz I'm a cat.
Look at the blanket.
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50. Practicing for Halloween?
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51. Practicing?
Practicing?
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52. Ha, I'll have you know
Halloween's
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53. my middle name,
Gar Halloween Field.
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54. You're probably wondering
what I'm
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55. feeling with this pumpkin over
my head.
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56. Whoah ho, there's a
pumpkin on your head.
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57. Hello to you.
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58. I was carving a
Jack O'Lantern
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59. until you arrived.
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60. What do you think?
It's you.
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61. Well this one is ran.
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62. Mm-hm, this stuff appears
to be of the lasagna
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63. Since when did you like
pumpkin innards?
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64. Since never.
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65. How about some breakfast?
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66. Oh, no thank you.
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67. I must save room for all
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68. that candy Candy, candy, candy,
candy.
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69. Oh, maybe I'll have a sweet roll
to tide me over.
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70. Perhaps some bacon and a
croissant.
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71. Oh what the heck.
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72. Boo.
Boo.
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73. Ha, got you, didn't I?
No!
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74. Oh, I knew it was you all
the time, Odie.
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75. It's not nice to scare
people you know.
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76. What he's so stupid he'd have to
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77. stand on a chair to raise his
IQ.
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78. He's ugly too.
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79. It would take two of him to get
any uglier.
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80. He's so ugly he wouldn't have to
wear
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81. a mask to go trick or treating
on Halloween.
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82. Wait a minute.
That's it!
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83. If I take Odie trick or treating
with me tonight
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84. there will be
two sacks to fill not one.
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85. I'll get twice the candy.
Candy, candy, candy.
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86. Garfield you are a genius, I
know that.
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87. Hey, Odie, old boy!
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88. You know what Halloween night
is?
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89. Yeah, well, take that stupid
pumpkin
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90. off your head and I'll tell you.
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91. Better. That's a night when dogs
have to help cats
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92. go out and get
candy.
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93. That's right.
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94. And if a dog does a good job,
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95. he gets a whole piece of
candy of his very own.
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96. Well you want to go boy?
Huh?
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97. Huh, Want to go out and get
candy
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98. Do ya
Huh, huh, huh?
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99. OK, lets go to the attic and
find some costumes for tonight.
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100. Now, just between you and me,
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101. there are times when I love that
dog.
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102. There should be some great
Halloween costumes
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103. up here somewhere, Odie.
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104. Jon has never thrown anything
away.
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105. Here's Jon's first bow tie.
Tacky.
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106. Some sunglasses.
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107. Cousin Wanda's wig.
Aunt Orfa's false teeth.
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108. Yuck. Roy Ogle's rude string.
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109. Stealing wax and all that funny
stuff.
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110. Well, I guess there's nothin'
here.
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111. Wah!
Very funny, Odie.
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112. Come on, let's keep looking.
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113. Eureka.
The motherload.
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114. Look at all this great stuff,
Odie.
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115. With these costumes we can be
anything we want.
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116. What should I be?
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117. I think I have just the costumes
for us, Odie.
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118. Argh. It do be a land lubber who
be
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119. shoving lasagna in his face.
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120. I declare this putty property in
the queen.
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121. Hey.
Who do you think you are?
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122. Argh. I be Orange Beard the
Pirate Captain and
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123. this be me first mate Odie the
Stupid.
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124. Arr. You be havin to make too
many peg legs there matey.
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125. You guys look ridiculous.
Arr.
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126. I've killed men for saying less
than that.
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127. But I'll let yer live, seein as
how you're the only man
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128. who'll change me kitty litter.
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129. I suppose you boys are
dressed
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130. up to go out trick or treating,
huh?
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131. We don't be the welcome
wagon, if that's what you mean.
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132. Well, here's a couple of
sacks. Have a good time.
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133. Lootin' always be a good
time.
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134. Come on, matey, we got a village
to pillage.
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135. Don't be out too late.
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136. Odie will you stop
guarding me, there's
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137. nothing to be frightened of,
these are kids
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138. just like us we're out trick or
treating
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139. for candy just like us look see.
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140. See. Ha ha, I'm no scaredy cat.
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141. Observe carefully, Odie.
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142. I'll teach you some of the
finer points of
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143. trick or treating.
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144. Gimme.
Oh, how cute.
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145. Here you go, kids.
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146. Methinks you're be a mite
stingy with your candy miss.
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147. If you don't reconsider your
contribution, I'll give
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148. your living room drapes a taste
of me broadsword.
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149. Thank you, a thousand blessings
upon your home, ma'am.
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150. Well Odie, we've had a pretty
successful evening.
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151. Woof.
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152. Hang on Odie, I just had a
brilliant idea.
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153. Look at all those houses across
the river over there.
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154. If we could make it across the
river the candy is all mine.
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155. Do you hear me?
All mine.
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156. Ah, wait a minute.
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157. Am I being too greedy?
Should I
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158. share my candy with those less
fortunate than me?
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159. Am I missing the spirit of
Halloween?
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160. Nah!
All mine, mine, I tell you
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161. What have we here?
Why, do we have pirate ship
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162. first to get across the river.
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163. I commandeer this ship in the
name of Orange Beard the pirate.
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164. Free them oars and shovel off
matey.
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165. Appears we're caught up in the
current, matey.
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166. Put out the oars.
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167. Oh.
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168. I'd make him walk the plank if I
had one.
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169. We be at the mercy of the sea
matey.
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170. Top side, top side bend the
hatches, trim
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171. the main, sweep the sheets,
gibber the gibish.
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172. Forward my mommy.
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173. Some pirate captain I am.
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174. Can't even get a rowboat across
a river.
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175. I'll probably float out to sea
and never be heard from again.
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176. If I ever get back to land
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177. I'm gonna give up this pirate
business.
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178. Stop pretending I'm something
I'm not.
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179. I'm just gonna be me.
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180. Garfield, the house cat,
gourmet,
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181. overborn, world traveler, jet
setting playboy.
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182. Leave me alone, Odie, I'm busy
wallowing in self pity.
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183. Arr! Shiver me timbers.
It be land ho!
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184. Nice touch.
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185. Look, Odie. There's a light in
the window up there.
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186. Someone must actually live in
that old house.
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187. Hey, Odie.
I know!
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188. Let's investigate.
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189. Okay Odie, here is the plan.
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190. I'll kick the door open you jump
in and secure the place.
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191. Are you ready?
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192. Hey tell you what.
Let's quietly slip in.
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193. It looks as though the place is
deserted.
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194. Let's warm ourselves by the
fire.
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195. Ah, this is more like it.
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196. Shut up you two.
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197. That's enough to stop an old
man's ticker.
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198. You picked a poor night To come
visiting, my friends.
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199. This could be the worst night of
your lives.
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200. I knew it. Let's not bother
the man any longer, Odie.
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201. Stay.
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202. What I'm about to tell you has
never been told
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203. to another living soul.
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204. This island has a secret.
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205. A deep, dark secret that it's
held for a hundred years.
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206. One hundred years ago tonight, a
ruthless band
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207. of pirates held up in this very
house.
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208. They had looted many ships,
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209. and were pursued by government
troops.
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210. They were so heavily laden with
their ill gotten gains,
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211. they had to bury the treasure
before making their escape.
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212. However, before they left this
island on that stormy
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213. night, they signed a contract
written in blood.
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214. They vowed to return for the
treasure.
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215. 100 years from Halloween night,
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216. the stroke of midnight, even if
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217. it meant returning from the
grave.
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218. I don't believe this.
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219. Believe it my friends, Iris had
a ten
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220. year old cabin boy.
I was that boy.
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221. I was there. I never took the
treasure,
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222. because they would have found
me.
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223. There's no escaping them.
They know we're here!
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224. They know who we are!
Well, I've made my mind up.
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225. Come on, Odie, let's blow this
joint.
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226. You wanna come too?
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227. Uh, where'd he go?
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228. Oh well, never mind, let's get
to the boat.
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229. Huh, rats, there goes my boat.
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230. Rats, there goes my candy.
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231. My boat's gone, my candy's gone,
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232. the dead pirates are coming any
minute.
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233. It's past my bedtime.
I wanna go home.
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234. It's midnight.
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235. Huh, just as I suspected, that
old
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236. man was just some kind of a
lunatic.
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237. Ahh!
Watch it.
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238. We gotta hide, Odie.
We haven't much time.
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239. We gotta find a good place to
hide.
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240. Don't worry that they know where
we are.
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241. Na, na, na.
Not there, dummy!
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242. Maybe they didn't see us
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243. This is it, pal.
We swim for it.
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244. One, two, three!
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245. Rats!
I forgot!
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246. I can't swim!
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247. I owe you one old buddy.
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248. The old man was right Odie, this
was the worst night of
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249. my life, I've had nightmares
that
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250. look like birthday parties
compared to tonight.
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251. Well, lookie here, it do be me
candy arr.
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252. I guess the story do have a
happy ending after all, matey.
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253. Let's be shovin' off for home
now.
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254. Though the pirate ghost got the
treasure, and
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255. we got the candy, candy, candy,
candy, candy.
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256. Odie, I'm about to do something
that is totally
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257. out of character for me but,
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258. seeing as how you saved my life
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259. about 18 zillion times tonight,
I wanna give you something.
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260. Something of great personal
worth.
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261. Something that represents a
great
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262. personal sacrifice on my part.
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263. Here's your half of the candy.
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264. Yeah, I love you.
Now get out of here.
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265. What a night.
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266. Boy am I wired, I think I'll see
what's on tv.
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267. Good evening and welcome
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268. our all night pirate movie
festival.
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269. Boy am I tired.
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