1. Once upon a time,
in an English castle far, far away,Copy !req
2. there Iived a pampered personageCopy !req
3. by the name of Prince.Copy !req
4. - All right, everyone, he's awake.
- Hurry.Copy !req
5. Quickly. Get the Carlyle log.Copy !req
6. Prince knew no other life
than a life of Iuxury.Copy !req
7. Did I mention that Prince was a cat?Copy !req
8. Good morning, Prince.Copy !req
9. Your tea.Copy !req
10. Brekkie.Copy !req
11. I have your favorite dish.Copy !req
12. Carlyle log.Copy !req
13. Lovely.Copy !req
14. Super.Copy !req
15. It's good to be the king.Copy !req
16. On the other side of the world,
there lived an equally pampered catCopy !req
17. who thought he was the king,Copy !req
18. but who ruled over
a somewhat smaller domain.Copy !req
19. Meow.Copy !req
20. I'm the king of the cul-de-sac.Copy !req
21. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
22. Jon and I have everything
I could ever want.Copy !req
23. Food in the fridge. Cable and satellite.Copy !req
24. And don't forget lasagna.Copy !req
25. That's right. It's good to be king.Copy !req
26. I want you to know
you're the most important thing in my life.Copy !req
27. Let me sleep, please.Copy !req
28. Before I met you, my life had no meaning.Copy !req
29. I was incomplete.Copy !req
30. You still are, really.Copy !req
31. I guess what I'm trying to say is...
will you marry me?Copy !req
32. Marriage.Copy !req
33. Well, this is kind of sudden.
There may be some legal issues here.Copy !req
34. Look, I like you, but not as a spouse.Copy !req
35. Maybe as a servant we could
stay together, make it work.Copy !req
36. So what do you say, Liz?Copy !req
37. Wait a second. Liz?Copy !req
38. Garfield.Copy !req
39. Liz is a girl. No, worse - she's a girl vet.Copy !req
40. - Turkey's ready.
- I think Jon has touched bottom now.Copy !req
41. We gotta put an end to this torture.Copy !req
42. Time for a new DJ.Copy !req
43. Cat scratch fever!Copy !req
44. Oh, cat scratch fever!Copy !req
45. Somebody take my temperature.Copy !req
46. Garfield.Copy !req
47. - Man, you have changed.
- I can't have you messing this up for me.Copy !req
48. I get it. It's her.
She doesn't like our music.Copy !req
49. Whatever happened to Jon,
my metalhead guy, my dude?Copy !req
50. You were so much cooler
when you wore a mullet.Copy !req
51. Now stay here.Copy !req
52. Far cooler. I suppose she likes this haircut?Copy !req
53. - Coming.
- Tell me she likes it the way it is now.Copy !req
54. - Hey, Liz.
- Jon, I have incredible news.Copy !req
55. Guess who's speaking at the fundraiser
for the Royal Animal Conservancy.Copy !req
56. - Siegfried and Roy?
- Come on.Copy !req
57. - Just Siegfried?
- Jane Goodall dropped outCopy !req
58. 'cause she's nursing a sick chimp,
and they asked me.Copy !req
59. It's gonna be at this really cool castle
on a huge estate.Copy !req
60. I am flying to London tomorrow morning.
Can you believe this? I have to pack.Copy !req
61. Are these rose petals and candles?Copy !req
62. Yeah, well, I have... I've some...Copy !req
63. Some important news of my own.Copy !req
64. Me too.Copy !req
65. Excuse me.
Do you believe in love at first sight?Copy !req
66. I was hoping you'd say yes.
You have made me so very cat happy.Copy !req
67. - Come on. What's the news?
- The news is, l...Copy !req
68. I finally house-trained Odie.Copy !req
69. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
70. That would explain the rose petals.Copy !req
71. I have to pack. I'm so sorry about dinner,
but I will send your regards to the Queen.Copy !req
72. - Congratulations on Odie.
- Yeah. And you too.Copy !req
73. They're lucky to have you.Copy !req
74. Bye.Copy !req
75. - I thought she'd never leave.
- Garfield. You ate the whole turkey?Copy !req
76. - Well, yeah.
- What are you doing with this?Copy !req
77. Never mind.Copy !req
78. It's too late. She's already off to...Copy !req
79. Good stuffing.Copy !req
80. Come on. Cheer up.
I saved you the wishbone.Copy !req
81. - There's nothing I can do.
- Return the ring. Get your money back.Copy !req
82. - Wait a minute. I'll go to London.
- You poor sap.Copy !req
83. - She'll love it. She'll be surprised.
- Tell me you won't.Copy !req
84. - She'll say yes.
- Please don't.Copy !req
85. - I gotta go pack.
- You moron.Copy !req
86. This is a huge mistake, Jon.
One of your biggest.Copy !req
87. Don't roam. Stay home. Odie and l
are not just coming along for the ride, pal.Copy !req
88. This is actually an intervention.Copy !req
89. Okay, guys. Here we are.Copy !req
90. Quick flight.
We must have been in the jet stream.Copy !req
91. England is no great shakes. The buildings
here look like the kennel back home.Copy !req
92. That is the kennel back home.
They'll never take me alive.Copy !req
93. - They're gonna be fine, Jon.
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before.Copy !req
95. I'm afraid he might have
some separation anxiety.Copy !req
96. No. He's probably fast asleep
in his cage by now.Copy !req
97. You hear me, Warden?
I have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
98. Anything I say can and will
be held against me in a court of law.Copy !req
99. And I have the right
to an attorney too, pal.Copy !req
100. And if I can't afford one,
one must be provided for me by the court.Copy !req
101. Never mind. I just broke out.Copy !req
102. He likes a belly rub twice a day.Copy !req
103. if you could give him lasagna
between each meal, that would be great.Copy !req
104. Almost forgot Pookie.
He can't be without Pookie.Copy !req
105. Great. Just when things were looking up.Copy !req
106. Why don't you stay
and get your fleas removed?Copy !req
107. Maybe get a brain transplant.Copy !req
108. Go away. Beat it. Hide beneath the wheels.Copy !req
109. You're ripping my fur. Get off.Copy !req
110. Get in here. Get in.Copy !req
111. You have my cell phone and hotel number?Copy !req
112. - Bye, now.
- Okay.Copy !req
113. Airport, and step on it.Copy !req
114. Jon won't mind if I repack him.
We're gonna need some room in this bag.Copy !req
115. You savage beast.
How dare you. Get out of here.Copy !req
116. Smithee.Copy !req
117. There's something in the pool, Smithee.Copy !req
118. There's a duck in my pool, Smithee.
A duck.Copy !req
119. A duck, sir?Copy !req
120. Filthy wild animal
soaking itself in my pool.Copy !req
121. - What do you intend doing about this?
- I shall speak to the duck, sir.Copy !req
122. By the way, the solicitors are here
to read Lady Eleanor's will.Copy !req
123. Excellent.Copy !req
124. In a few moments,
I'll be the master of this entire estate.Copy !req
125. And from this day on,
things will be done my way.Copy !req
126. This is the last will and testament
of Lady Eleanor Carlyle of Carlyle Castle.Copy !req
127. "l declare this to be
my last will and testamentCopy !req
128. "which I make this first day
of September..."Copy !req
129. Keep still.
They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.Copy !req
130. I've got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
131. if Lord Dargis gets the estate,
we're done for.Copy !req
132. Quiet.Copy !req
133. "To my devoted Smithee:
I make thee caretaker of my estate.Copy !req
134. "Care for my beloved animal friends
as you have in the pastCopy !req
135. "and you'll always
have a home at Carlyle Castle."Copy !req
136. Thank you, madam.Copy !req
137. She's dead, Smithee.
You can stop sucking up.Copy !req
138. "The rest of my worldly possessions,
my castle and grounds,Copy !req
139. "l leave to the love of my life,Copy !req
140. "somebody who was like a son to me..."Copy !req
141. - Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. Thank you.
- Please let me finish, Mr. Dargis.Copy !req
142. I'm sorry. I got a little ahead of myself.Copy !req
143. "... like a son to me,
I leave all my possessionsCopy !req
144. "to my beloved kitty, Prince the 12th."Copy !req
145. - lncredible. Entirely without precedent.
- This is what it says.Copy !req
146. But I'm her nephew, her only heir.Copy !req
147. She can't have left it all to her cat.Copy !req
148. - l, Prince, the new lord of the castle?
- Hurrah.Copy !req
149. Good show, Lady Eleanor. Bless her heart.Copy !req
150. - Can it be? We are delivered.
- Thank you, Winston.Copy !req
151. The will clearly states
that you may stay on at Carlyle CastleCopy !req
152. and receive your usual stipend
of 50 pounds a week.Copy !req
153. 50 pounds?Copy !req
154. Upon Prince's passing, after what
we assume will be a long and happy life,Copy !req
155. you will receive the castle,
the land and your title.Copy !req
156. But that fat ball of fur
could last for another 15 years.Copy !req
157. Let us hope so.Copy !req
158. The castle was built over 600 years ago
by Lord Franklin Carlyle.Copy !req
159. Now, the initial structure
is late medieval in style...Copy !req
160. On this wing, we'll put the pool and spa.Copy !req
161. Yes, and where would
the squash courts be?Copy !req
162. - There he is.
- That's unbelievable.Copy !req
163. Hello. Snap your photos. Unfortunately,
I can but spare a few moments...Copy !req
164. Buddy, do you mind stepping aside?
I can't get a good shot of the cat.Copy !req
165. Greetings, all. Hello. So glad.Copy !req
166. May I remind you this is private property.Copy !req
167. Relax, bro. It's not like you own the place.Copy !req
168. We shall see.Copy !req
169. To all the royal subjects, I give you
the new possessor of Carlyle Castle,Copy !req
170. Prince Xll.Copy !req
171. To one and all, I pledge,
from this day forward,Copy !req
172. to rule my kingdom
with wisdom and valor.Copy !req
173. And as long as I reign,
you shall continue to have safe havenCopy !req
174. here on the bountiful grounds of Carlyle.Copy !req
175. Thank you. That is all.Copy !req
176. Hurrah. Long live Prince.Copy !req
177. I think that went frightfully well,
don't you, Winny?Copy !req
178. Sire, I hasten to remind you
that Lord DargisCopy !req
179. has every reason to get rid of you.Copy !req
180. Winny, pooh-pooh.Copy !req
181. I'm his favorite kitty cat.Copy !req
182. Hello, little Prince.Copy !req
183. What a beautiful day for a picnic, what?Copy !req
184. No, thanks, old boy.
You just run along and enjoy yourself.Copy !req
185. What the devil...?Copy !req
186. So it's hide-and-seek you want to play?
All right, I'll count to 100.Copy !req
187. - Hello, Rommel.
- One, two, three, four, five...Copy !req
188. 35, 36, 37, 38...Copy !req
189. 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.Copy !req
190. All right. Fair warning.
Ready or not, here I come.Copy !req
191. Bon voyage, Prince.Copy !req
192. Dear me.
I may have misjudged the old boy.Copy !req
193. Perhaps he is somewhat of a scoundrel.Copy !req
194. After all, this is not the way
one plays hide-and-seek.Copy !req
195. Blimey.Copy !req
196. - Will that be all, sir?
- Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
197. - Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
198. Wait.Copy !req
199. - How do I look?
- Lovely, sir.Copy !req
200. No, see, I'm proposing to my girlfriend.
She's staying down the hall.Copy !req
201. I want to make sure I look...Copy !req
202. Let's see, now.Copy !req
203. It needs a certain...Copy !req
204. May l, sir? There we are. Hugh Grant.Copy !req
205. Great. Could you deliver this
to the girl in room 407?Copy !req
206. - Of course, sir.
- And...Copy !req
207. And this.Copy !req
208. Cary Grant, sir.Copy !req
209. - Jon.
- Hey.Copy !req
210. - Why are you here?
- It's Fashion Week. Where else would I be?Copy !req
211. This is incredible.
I can't believe you're here.Copy !req
212. So you're glad?Copy !req
213. Glad? I'm thrilled.Copy !req
214. But London?
Did you come all the way here just for me?Copy !req
215. Yeah, it's nuts.
In fact, I want us to be together...Copy !req
216. Odie. Come here.Copy !req
217. Air. Water. Lasagna.Copy !req
218. - Garfield?
- That's the hello I get?Copy !req
219. 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog.Copy !req
220. There are quarantine laws here.Copy !req
221. Don't let Odie out of your sight.
They might deport him.Copy !req
222. Deport Odie? I like this country already.Copy !req
223. Okay. I'm gonna need a litter box,
room-service menu and the TV remote -Copy !req
224. and in that order.Copy !req
225. if anyone needs me, I'll be in my office.Copy !req
226. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
227. Cool. My very own cat tub.Copy !req
228. Golly.Copy !req
229. Got it. Could have just come down
and told me that.Copy !req
230. Listen up. Barnyard newsflash.Copy !req
231. I've got some good news
and some bad news.Copy !req
232. - Which would you like first?
- The bad news.Copy !req
233. Lord Dargis just threw Prince in the river.Copy !req
234. - Okay, give me the good news.
- He was in a lovely picnic basket.Copy !req
235. if he throws us in the river,
we'll never survive.Copy !req
236. You're ducks. You can swim.Copy !req
237. - Winston, I'm next in line for the throne.
- This could get ugly.Copy !req
238. - I have a list of new rules of governance.
- I hardly think that's necessary.Copy !req
239. Rule number one. The barnyard animals
congregate entirely too close to the castle.Copy !req
240. We house pets need our space.Copy !req
241. You've got enough space, laddie -
right between your ears.Copy !req
242. Take that back.
I command you, as your new king.Copy !req
243. There's still a chance
Prince may find his way back here.Copy !req
244. In the meantime, Claudius,
you get into the castleCopy !req
245. and find out what Dargis is up to.Copy !req
246. I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside.Copy !req
247. I'll see what I can learn from my end.Copy !req
248. - I want to do something more cultural.
- Okay.Copy !req
249. You're cold.Copy !req
250. Getting colder.
You're an icicle. You're frozen stiff.Copy !req
251. Let's remind ourselves
what we're looking for. It's a hamburger.Copy !req
252. A squeaky hamburger.Copy !req
253. - We'll take a walk through Hyde Park.
- Excuse me? We walk?Copy !req
254. Then we stroll down
the incredibly cultural Piccadilly.Copy !req
255. - Stroll?
- And then Carnaby Street.Copy !req
256. Aren't we 40 years too late
for Carnaby Street?Copy !req
257. No, luv, that's where
all the swinging birds are.Copy !req
258. Well, then, we are definitely
going to the British Museum.Copy !req
259. Any cuter, I'm gonna need a barf bag.Copy !req
260. What are you doing?Copy !req
261. I'm security, protecting you from yourself.Copy !req
262. You have caused enough trouble today.Copy !req
263. Now, you have food, water and company.Copy !req
264. - Which one is he?
- Be good.Copy !req
265. Jon, you're delirious.
Be careful. She's a man-eater.Copy !req
266. Oh, no. He's under her spell.Copy !req
267. Okay, Odie, I'll give you one small clue.Copy !req
268. It's not in there.Copy !req
269. Prince?Copy !req
270. Where is that cat?Copy !req
271. Prince.Copy !req
272. Pull.Copy !req
273. Sir, have you by any chance seen Prince?
I can't seem to find him anywhere.Copy !req
274. Oh, dear. You mean our little orange
bundle of fun is missing?Copy !req
275. Pull.Copy !req
276. Crikey. The man's got a cannon.Copy !req
277. - And he's pointing it at us.
- We're sitting ducks.Copy !req
278. Careful, sir. You wouldn't want
to injure the creatures, would you?Copy !req
279. Run away.Copy !req
280. Course not. That would make me
some kind of monster, wouldn't it?Copy !req
281. By the way, I've a little errand for you.Copy !req
282. Could you go to London,
pick up my new suits at Willoughby's?Copy !req
283. Very good, sir.Copy !req
284. Pull.Copy !req
285. Can you imagine taking a nap
on that table?Copy !req
286. Just lie there for hours and shed.Copy !req
287. The Queen's corgis, Milly and Tillie,Copy !req
288. returned from their world cruise
with the Queen aboard her yacht.Copy !req
289. The animals suffered mild seasickness,Copy !req
290. but now are back to eating
the finest calf's liver in the universe.Copy !req
291. Must be sweet.Copy !req
292. "My tummy's upset.
May I have some liver?"Copy !req
293. - Boy, I wish Jon was a queen.
- Housekeeping.Copy !req
294. Okay, blockhead, time to bust out of here
and catch up with Jon.Copy !req
295. First, let's grab some chow,Copy !req
296. before I eat your liver with
some fava beans and a nice Chianti.Copy !req
297. Sorry, we left a bit of a mess
in the bathroom. Thanks.Copy !req
298. Keep your eyes peeled
for a goofy-looking guy with a map.Copy !req
299. They're not up here. I'm coming down.Copy !req
300. Jon, Jon, Jon.Copy !req
301. Where's Waldo?Copy !req
302. Take the picture. Take it. Take the picture.Copy !req
303. Halt. Right face.Copy !req
304. Excuse me. Did you see a couple of people
who looked like tourists?Copy !req
305. I know this drill.Copy !req
306. They won't crack up
no matter what you do.Copy !req
307. Hey, freeze-frame, your knee's on fire.Copy !req
308. I know I can get this guy.Copy !req
309. Seriously, your zipper's down.Copy !req
310. Hey, dry goods.Copy !req
311. Anybody ever tell you
you look like Tina Turner?Copy !req
312. - That was effective.
- Her Majesty, the queen of England.Copy !req
313. What's all the hubbub?Copy !req
314. Attention.Copy !req
315. Hey, Odie, look. It's those royal corgis.Copy !req
316. Hey, lady. You got any leftover liver?Copy !req
317. Stuck-up little punk.Copy !req
318. I know she heard us.
They had the top down.Copy !req
319. Odie?Copy !req
320. Odie, no, don't do the ugly American thing.Copy !req
321. The British are coming.Copy !req
322. Well, you made him crack, anyway.Copy !req
323. Disgusting. It's so smelly down here.
I must get out. Hello.Copy !req
324. Can someone help a chap?
I'm in the sewer.Copy !req
325. This is hopeless. We'll never find Jon.Copy !req
326. Face it, Odie,
nobody cares whether we live or...Copy !req
327. Prince. I've found you.Copy !req
328. Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones
always go for the cat, not the dog?Copy !req
329. Odie, help, please.Copy !req
330. - Is that a cologne or a disinfectant, sir?
- I just got you a special treat. Minced pie.Copy !req
331. Odie, call a cop. I mean bobby, orjimmy.Copy !req
332. Never mind, Odie. Don't bother.
There's a pie here. I'll be just fine.Copy !req
333. Dear heavens. That was absolutely
the most horrifying. But I'm alive. I'm alive.Copy !req
334. And covered in filth.Copy !req
335. Here, here. I must return to my throne.Copy !req
336. What ho?Copy !req
337. lndeed. Seeing me in this state
must be shocking. I've lost my bearings.Copy !req
338. You must lead me with all due haste
to the castle at Carlyle.Copy !req
339. But first I require a bath.Copy !req
340. Here, come on.
Do you expect me to lick myself?Copy !req
341. Garfield? Odie? What are you doing here?Copy !req
342. Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?Copy !req
343. What am I gonna do with you guys?Copy !req
344. Do you know how bad I would feel
if I lost you here?Copy !req
345. From now on,
I'm not letting you out of my sight, OK?Copy !req
346. Dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones
always go for the cat and not the dog?Copy !req
347. Bath time for you, buddy.Copy !req
348. Well, that's the best news
I've heard all day.Copy !req
349. The dog's not very bright.Copy !req
350. Where are you taking me?
Somewhere lovely and special?Copy !req
351. Hey, Mario Andretti.Copy !req
352. You're driving on
the wrong side of the road,Copy !req
353. and I've got an entire pie in my stomach.Copy !req
354. Don't worry, Prince.Copy !req
355. You'll feel better
when we get back to Carlyle.Copy !req
356. Excuse me. Yes, hello. Hobbs here.Copy !req
357. Hobbs. This is Manfred Dargis here.
A terrible thing has happened.Copy !req
358. Prince is missing.
We've searched everywhere.Copy !req
359. - Prince is missing?
- Missing?Copy !req
360. - This is a rather sudden development.
- Actually, it's quite common.Copy !req
361. In the absence or, in this case,
the death of an owner,Copy !req
362. it can be quite confusing
and disorienting to a cat.Copy !req
363. Let's face it,
the brain's the size of a gumball.Copy !req
364. All the same, it seems rather fishy to me.Copy !req
365. I don't particularly care
what it seems to you.Copy !req
366. Legally, since he is gone,
the title of the Carlyle estate falls to me.Copy !req
367. Am I not correct?Copy !req
368. Yes, very well.Copy !req
369. Goodbye.Copy !req
370. He's up to something.
He's got some plan for the estate.Copy !req
371. And I want to find out what.Copy !req
372. - Miss Abby Westminster, I presume.
- Lord Dargis. An absolute pleasure. Hello.Copy !req
373. I'm so pleased you've shown
such an interest in our little enterprise.Copy !req
374. Well, my investors are very interested.Copy !req
375. - Cheers, dear.
- To a long-lasting business relationship.Copy !req
376. To Carlyle Resort and Spa.Copy !req
377. Allow me to introduce you to my dream.Copy !req
378. - What's this?
- A state-of-the-art spa,Copy !req
379. meditation garden
and, of course, luxury condominium.Copy !req
380. But what of the woodland
and barnyard areas?Copy !req
381. Allow me.Copy !req
382. - if you would.
- Very clever.Copy !req
383. No woodland. No barnyard area. Gone.Copy !req
384. So what will you do with all the animals?Copy !req
385. Let's just say, those we don't chase off
we will serve up to the guests.Copy !req
386. I must alert the others at once.Copy !req
387. Bus driver, pull it over. I gotta pie belch
coming up that might break your windows.Copy !req
388. Come on, Prince.Copy !req
389. Yeah. I used to be known as Prince,
but you can just call me Gar... field.Copy !req
390. Wow. Get a load of this dump.Copy !req
391. Thanks. No pet door?Copy !req
392. Holy cow. I can hear my footsteps.Copy !req
393. Mom, Dad, I'm home.Copy !req
394. - Your Highness.
- You talking to me, Froggy?Copy !req
395. It's me, your trusty servant Winston.Copy !req
396. I don't fight fair.
I scratch and I bite.Copy !req
397. It's all right, sire. All is well now.Copy !req
398. - You're home.
- Home?Copy !req
399. Retirement home? Happy home?
What is this, an insane asylum?Copy !req
400. - Am I being kidnapped?
- Very funny, sire.Copy !req
401. Your loyal subjects await you.
They need to be comforted by your words.Copy !req
402. Trust me, windbag.Copy !req
403. There's no way I'm gonna give a speech
to a bunch of strange...Copy !req
404. And then, following your words,
a royal feast.Copy !req
405. I think I'm just gonna do a tight
two minutes, see if that'll calm 'em down.Copy !req
406. Oyez.Copy !req
407. Prince Xll has returned.Copy !req
408. Thank you, windbag,
for that slobbering introduction.Copy !req
409. Hello, everybody.Copy !req
410. Listen up.
Is this an audience or a landscape?Copy !req
411. Okay, great to be back here at the palace.Copy !req
412. I look out and I see a sea
of dumb barnyard animals.Copy !req
413. I'm here in your country
to break up a romanceCopy !req
414. between the guy
who owns the house I live inCopy !req
415. and a girl who's way out of his league.Copy !req
416. I know that whatever it is that you have,Copy !req
417. there's some sort of affliction
that producesCopy !req
418. this glazed look behind your eyes.Copy !req
419. I hope you defeat it.Copy !req
420. I wish I could take every one of you
home with me. Thank you.Copy !req
421. - I killed.
- Very funny, sire. Well done.Copy !req
422. I didn't realize it was amateur hour.Copy !req
423. - What's up with Prince?
- He's on the catnip again.Copy !req
424. - Chaps, have I got news for you!
- What's the word, Claudius?Copy !req
425. Dargis is going to bulldoze the barnyard
and feed us to the tourists.Copy !req
426. Let him try. He'll have to deal with
these fists of fury, won't he?Copy !req
427. Calm yourselves, everybody.Copy !req
428. We're all right as long as Prince is alive.Copy !req
429. Well, obviously that feline
is not Prince, you idiots.Copy !req
430. He's not even the cat
formerly known as Prince.Copy !req
431. He doesn't have to be Prince.Copy !req
432. He just has to look like him.
if he fooled me, he'll fool them.Copy !req
433. But what's to stop Dargis
from getting rid of this cat too?Copy !req
434. McBunny is right.
We must protect this cat at all costs.Copy !req
435. Our fates rely on it.Copy !req
436. Mr. and Mrs. Jon Arbuckle.Copy !req
437. Liz Arbuckle. Elizabeth Arbuckle.Copy !req
438. Listen, you dolt.
There's been a coup d'etat.Copy !req
439. Attempted murder most foul.
I am Prince Xll of Carlyle.Copy !req
440. You there, with the wise
and thoughtful look.Copy !req
441. Hello.Copy !req
442. Convince this man there's been a mix-up.Copy !req
443. - Garfield, I want you in my wedding party.
- Wedding party?Copy !req
444. - Think you can hold a basket of flowers?
- Enough of the grooming, you dunce.Copy !req
445. My subjects face mortal jeopardy.Copy !req
446. Dog, approach.Copy !req
447. We must plan my escape, and I'm relying
on your expedience and cunning.Copy !req
448. Okey-dokey. New plan.Copy !req
449. Call my pumpkin, windbag.
I'm ready to roll.Copy !req
450. - Roll? Where to?
- You know. To the hotel. To Jon.Copy !req
451. Your master? The one who's
leaving you for his new wife?Copy !req
452. He's not leaving me.
It's more of a temporary insanity thing.Copy !req
453. Garfield, your master's started a new life.
It's time for you to begin yours.Copy !req
454. Come on. I want to show you something.Copy !req
455. Do you have any idea
what runs through your veins?Copy !req
456. - Yesterday's dinner, I guess.
- Royal blood, sire.Copy !req
457. You are the long-lost heir
to the Carlyle throne.Copy !req
458. You kill me.Copy !req
459. These are your ancestors
dating back 400 years.Copy !req
460. Mine?Copy !req
461. Wow. Like, I'm a royal cat?Copy !req
462. Of course. And anything you need
is only a flick of your tail away.Copy !req
463. A flick of my tail?
So if I said, "Drool on your foot"...Copy !req
464. Not bad.
How about, "Roll over and whistle Dixie"?Copy !req
465. - How's that?
- Nice.Copy !req
466. All right, tough one.
Jump up and touch the ceiling.Copy !req
467. - How's that, sire?
- You don't get up there too high, do you?Copy !req
468. I give you your royal bedchamber.Copy !req
469. I could do some snoozing here. Yeah.Copy !req
470. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up.Copy !req
471. Get down.Copy !req
472. Get up. This baby is spring-loaded.Copy !req
473. Why do you think they call me Highness?Copy !req
474. You all right? Sire?Copy !req
475. - The royal trapeze?
- That is how you ring, sire.Copy !req
476. You pull it when you require something.Copy !req
477. - And what is that?
- Your playhouse.Copy !req
478. I needed a playhouse.Copy !req
479. I've got a house inside of a house.Copy !req
480. Does this castle make my butt
look too big?Copy !req
481. Fits you like a glove.Copy !req
482. - Blimey.
- Pardon.Copy !req
483. Well struck, sire.
Good tone. Smooth finish.Copy !req
484. Well, you took that in the best spirit.Copy !req
485. - Shall we have a look at the kitchen?
- Did I hear you say "the kitchen"?Copy !req
486. Here we are. I present your cookery.Copy !req
487. - All mine?
- Every morsel, down to the last crumb.Copy !req
488. Okay, all right.
You can just call me "Your Highness."Copy !req
489. - Moving on up
- Moving on upCopy !req
490. - To a castle
- Moving on upCopy !req
491. With lots of servants all doing my willCopy !req
492. - I got me a life
- Moving on upCopy !req
493. - Without hassle
- Moving on upCopy !req
494. Sir Garfield is the king of the hillCopy !req
495. I sleep on a bed that's real fluffyCopy !req
496. I eat from a plate made of goldCopy !req
497. They feed me until I get stuffyCopy !req
498. My pasta never gets coldCopy !req
499. All of my devoted subjectsCopy !req
500. They know it's all about meCopy !req
501. Folks are so loyal to this cat who is royalCopy !req
502. They call me Your MajestyCopy !req
503. - Moving on up
- Moving on upCopy !req
504. - To a castle
- Moving on upCopy !req
505. With lots of servants all doing my willCopy !req
506. - I got me a life
- Moving on upCopy !req
507. - Without hassle
- Moving on upCopy !req
508. Sir Garfield is the king of the hillCopy !req
509. Yeah, you can just drop that anywhere.Copy !req
510. I'll give it to you straight.
It's disappointing.Copy !req
511. Your doughnuts are dry
and don't have holes,Copy !req
512. and your coffee's so weak,
it looks like tea.Copy !req
513. I don't suppose, Miss Westminster,Copy !req
514. you could find time in your busy life
for a wealthy duke?Copy !req
515. Lord Dargis, I'm afraid I'm taken.Copy !req
516. As I am myself - by you.Copy !req
517. Don't mind me.
I'm just an incorrigible old...Copy !req
518. - Cat.
- What?Copy !req
519. Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all.
Gosh, is that the time already?Copy !req
520. Time, I've always said, flies like an arrow.Copy !req
521. Don't be afraid to just show up
and bring some of those lovely investors.Copy !req
522. We'll throw a party. Cheerio.Copy !req
523. Smithee. Did I see Prince in here?Copy !req
524. isn't it remarkable?Copy !req
525. I found him wandering the streets
of London as I left Willoughby's.Copy !req
526. lndeed?Copy !req
527. Extraordinary.Copy !req
528. And where is the little fiend... fellow
at the moment?Copy !req
529. - I'm sure I don't know, sir.
- Well, I'll maybe take a little look-see.Copy !req
530. - Make him welcome.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
531. Look at this room, for example.
How would you liven this place up?Copy !req
532. But, sire, this castle is centuries old.Copy !req
533. It's a museum. It's boring.Copy !req
534. And you know what's missing
when your crib is a museum?Copy !req
535. - It's called fun.
- Fun?Copy !req
536. It's not that hard. You gotta get
a running start at something this dull.Copy !req
537. This is going to end so badly.Copy !req
538. - It was already cracked.
- Nothing escapes you, does it, sire?Copy !req
539. Yeah, I like the way this feels.
You gotta slide, baby.Copy !req
540. Don't worry about it.
That one was cracked as well.Copy !req
541. I can relax. Oops.Copy !req
542. Smithee. Get this thing off of me.Copy !req
543. - Let's go try another room.
- Good idea, sire.Copy !req
544. I've got the deed
and the paperwork in orderCopy !req
545. and contacted the solicitors.Copy !req
546. - We'll be out there on Monday.
- Monday?Copy !req
547. But I need more time.Copy !req
548. More time? More time for what?Copy !req
549. Nothing. That'll be fine.Copy !req
550. We'll be there Monday unless,
by some miracle, Prince returns.Copy !req
551. We can only hope, Mr. Hobbs.Copy !req
552. - What's the news?
- Dargis is sure to make a move on the cat.Copy !req
553. - The solicitors will be here Monday.
- Right. Good work.Copy !req
554. Careful. That's high-grade American
cardboard you're tossing around.Copy !req
555. Beautiful, fellas. Hang the plasma
right over the Slip 'N' Slide.Copy !req
556. - Sire, a word?
- Jowls, my man.Copy !req
557. Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful
ruler has brought to the castle.Copy !req
558. I can't wait to hear this.Copy !req
559. Don't tell me. A Renaissance painting.Copy !req
560. - Foosball. You know? Foosball.
- Foosball?Copy !req
561. What does he think this is? A pub?Copy !req
562. Just 'cause we don't have
opposable thumbsCopy !req
563. doesn't mean we don't play bar games.Copy !req
564. Yes, sire, but I feel your life is in danger.Copy !req
565. Listen, Winnebago - if I may call you that.
When history speaks of me, and she will,Copy !req
566. I want to be remembered
as the Party Prince.Copy !req
567. As you wish.Copy !req
568. You chaps know me. I'm no snob, right?
But this cat is too much.Copy !req
569. - He's an embarrassment to our way of life.
- He's a disgrace to the furry race.Copy !req
570. "My pillow isn't soft enough.
My TV remote won't work."Copy !req
571. Don't get your knickers in a twist.
I know he's a pain in the neck,Copy !req
572. but we've just got to
keep him safe till Monday.Copy !req
573. Yeah. My loyal and fragrant subjects.
Please. Thank you.Copy !req
574. Briefly, I hate Mondays. I just hate 'em.Copy !req
575. Therefore I decree, from this day forward,
there'll be no more Mondays.Copy !req
576. - What?
- Got it? Today is Tuesday, then.Copy !req
577. Happy Tuesday, everybody.Copy !req
578. I think he's lost it.Copy !req
579. Like I said, we've just got to
keep him safe till Tuesday.Copy !req
580. Hello, Rommel.Copy !req
581. I have a present for you.Copy !req
582. Prince's favorite pillow.Copy !req
583. Sniffy, sniffy, Rommel. Sniffy, sniffy.Copy !req
584. Bad pillow.Copy !req
585. Kill kitty. Kill kitty.Copy !req
586. What a clever boy.
Eat the cat. Yum, yum, yum.Copy !req
587. I think you're ready.Copy !req
588. - Here comes trouble.
- Eat the pussycat. Good chap.Copy !req
589. - Operation Feline Protection under way.
- I'm on it.Copy !req
590. Oops.Copy !req
591. Bon appetit.Copy !req
592. Here, kitty, kitty. Come to Rommel.Copy !req
593. Where are you, my little furry friend?Copy !req
594. - Hello, Rommel.
- Eat kitty.Copy !req
595. No, no kitty, Rommel,
but we have something better to chew on.Copy !req
596. - No kitty?
- That's right, no kitty.Copy !req
597. Bring Lord Dargis's new trousers, please.Copy !req
598. Pig, the trousers.Copy !req
599. - Trousers.
- Thank you, Sam.Copy !req
600. And now, Rommel,
how about a nice tug of war?Copy !req
601. Lord Dargis better watch out
next time Rommel's on the loose.Copy !req
602. Hello, Smithee.Copy !req
603. You're in good spirits today, sir.Copy !req
604. Yes. For some reason
I feel a great burden has been lifted.Copy !req
605. A burden, sir?Copy !req
606. What do you make of
my new suit, Smithee?Copy !req
607. Very smart, sir.Copy !req
608. Smithee, I've invited Miss Westminster
for tea on MondayCopy !req
609. and it's extremely important
she feel welcome.Copy !req
610. Bring up a bottle of
the very best champagneCopy !req
611. and set out the Prince Royal china.Copy !req
612. Silver service. You know the type of thing.Copy !req
613. Very good, sir.Copy !req
614. Trousers.Copy !req
615. Yes, I'd like to speak
to Miss Westminster, please.Copy !req
616. Hello, Rommel.Copy !req
617. Did we enjoy our little snack, then?Copy !req
618. - Trousers?
- Miss Westminster.Copy !req
619. - Trousers!
- Would you like to pop over and have...Copy !req
620. - isn't this fantastic?
- Yeah.Copy !req
621. - Who ordered the pasta?
- It's for the kitty.Copy !req
622. Good Lord. What gruel is this?Copy !req
623. Quite right, old boy.
They must have given me yours.Copy !req
624. Garfield, since when
do you say no to lasagna?Copy !req
625. You do realize I'm a cat, don't you, sir?Copy !req
626. - He doesn't seem himself.
- He's probably jet-lagged.Copy !req
627. I suppose I should probably force down
a bite or two to keep up my strength.Copy !req
628. It does have a unique texture.Copy !req
629. So, Liz, I don't know if you've noticed,
but I've been kind of anxious to...Copy !req
630. Why am I clapping?
I'm sorry. What were you saying?Copy !req
631. Spot on. Never have I tasted its equal.Copy !req
632. Garfield, that's gross.Copy !req
633. Please, sir, may I have some more?Copy !req
634. Does a Great Dane live here?Copy !req
635. It's a Carlyle log, my lord.
A savory of liver and spleen,Copy !req
636. served in a sleeve of sheep's intestines.Copy !req
637. And you're supposed to eat it?
What is this? FearFactor?Copy !req
638. lntestines, spleen...Copy !req
639. - I'm the king, right?
- Prince, actually.Copy !req
640. - Same difference. I rule, yes?
- Yes, Your Highness.Copy !req
641. Great. Then feed this to the humansCopy !req
642. and just bring me a piping hot dish
of lasagna, OK?Copy !req
643. I'll see to it at once, sire.Copy !req
644. Now it says we add the ricotta cheese.Copy !req
645. Ducks, you're supposed to sift the flour,
not sit in it.Copy !req
646. Don't yell at us. We're not the ones
who drank all the cooking sherry.Copy !req
647. Oh, the female ferrets sing this songCopy !req
648. Nigel! Ooh! Nigel! Ha!Copy !req
649. The female ferrets can't be wrong...Copy !req
650. Carrots make everything better,
and it can't hurt lasagna.Copy !req
651. What the heck is...?Copy !req
652. That was close.Copy !req
653. Slip in the eggs, ooze in the tomatoes,Copy !req
654. now stir the whole thing up.
Let the bowl sizzle.Copy !req
655. - No, sizzle. You know.
- Okay.Copy !req
656. Hold it right here, all you animals.Copy !req
657. What goes on here, Winston?Copy !req
658. We're preparing the royal lasagna, sire.Copy !req
659. Unless you'd prefer another dish.Copy !req
660. Did you say "dish"?
Lasagna's not a "dish," windbag.Copy !req
661. It's a way of life, a state of being,Copy !req
662. man's one perfect achievement.Copy !req
663. What did the lndians serve
to the Pilgrims? Lasagna.Copy !req
664. What did Marie Antoinette scream
to the rabble? "Let them eat lasagna."Copy !req
665. What did Neil Armstrong say
when he landed on the moon?Copy !req
666. "That's one small slice of lasagna."Copy !req
667. It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams.
It's the food of the gods.Copy !req
668. It's what's for lunch.Copy !req
669. Yeah, well, the problem is
it seems we've mucked it up.Copy !req
670. You just need a little guidance, that's all.Copy !req
671. Where's the flour? Who's got it?Copy !req
672. - I need a mixing bowl.
- One large mixing bowl.Copy !req
673. And someone to mix it. Thank you.Copy !req
674. Much obliged.Copy !req
675. Cheba, did you remember
to wash your hooves?Copy !req
676. Ladies. Thank you so much.Copy !req
677. Strike. Strike.Copy !req
678. A little outside.Copy !req
679. Step on it, will you? I need that dough.Copy !req
680. Yeah. We'll need about
a half a pound of this.Copy !req
681. What are barnyard animals doing
in the kitchen? Leave at once.Copy !req
682. This is completely against my health code.Copy !req
683. Getting hot. Turn on the fan, somebody.Copy !req
684. What are you doing? Get away from there.Copy !req
685. Sorry. Proof more accidents
happen in the kitchenCopy !req
686. than any other room in the house.Copy !req
687. Where did that big ball of dough go?Copy !req
688. All I see are magnificent ribbons
of perfection.Copy !req
689. It's lasagna, not shish kebab.Copy !req
690. Taste that. Is that too sweet for you?Copy !req
691. One time.Copy !req
692. Here comes the parsley.Copy !req
693. All right, bring it in, bring it in.
Back, back, back. Good.Copy !req
694. I need somebody with a hard head.Copy !req
695. Thank you.Copy !req
696. It's out of our hands now.Copy !req
697. Nice bit of cheese.Copy !req
698. This lasagna's fabulous.Copy !req
699. - That's a bit of all right, that is.
- Those ltalians got it right, didn't they?Copy !req
700. - Two cheeses.
- That is delicious.Copy !req
701. - Yeah, not bad on short notice.
- It's beautiful.Copy !req
702. What did I tell you? if you just let me
be your king and lead you, all right?Copy !req
703. - Any more?
- One more piece.Copy !req
704. - Would anyone mind if l...
- It's mine.Copy !req
705. - Move.
- Easy. Hold up a moment.Copy !req
706. - That piece has Nigel's name on it.
- I said it's mine.Copy !req
707. - Get your paws off it.
- Please. I command you.Copy !req
708. Leave room for dessert.Copy !req
709. Wants the bull now.Copy !req
710. Half an inch adjustment
from his last shot. Nearly.Copy !req
711. Heavens, I fear there was
something urgentCopy !req
712. to which I was supposed to attend,Copy !req
713. and yet I can't for the life of me
begin to recall what it was.Copy !req
714. - You really like it?
- I do. It's great. Thank you.Copy !req
715. Let me see.Copy !req
716. I gotta go.Copy !req
717. Are you sure I can't go with you
to this castle tour? They won't mind.Copy !req
718. It's a conservancy function
for speakers only.Copy !req
719. I guess the woman who owned the place
was a big animal lover.Copy !req
720. Hang with the guys.Copy !req
721. Odie could use a walk and Garfield
could use some serious ab work.Copy !req
722. Anyway, I'll be back soon. Have fun, boys.Copy !req
723. My entire world seems to revolve around
napping, television and lasagna.Copy !req
724. Still, I'm plagued by a vague notion
of a duty unfulfilled.Copy !req
725. Oh, well. Back to sleep.Copy !req
726. What is it, woof woof?Copy !req
727. "Castles of England"?
Good Lord, there it is.Copy !req
728. Carlyle Castle on the Upper Thames.
Brilliant, Odie.Copy !req
729. All this time I took you for,
well, a complete simpleton.Copy !req
730. Now destiny calls.
To the battlements. Sound the horns.Copy !req
731. For king and country.Copy !req
732. Farewell, my loyal squire.
The legend cont...Copy !req
733. What ho.Copy !req
734. Garfield?Copy !req
735. Okay, sore bottom,
a little disoriented, but undeterred.Copy !req
736. Garfield?Copy !req
737. Now, which way's the river?Copy !req
738. - I think this way.
- Garfield.Copy !req
739. Sorry, Jon.Copy !req
740. Here it is.
Now one needs some kind of conveyance.Copy !req
741. Hello.Copy !req
742. It's an awfully long way down,
but I must, and I shall, and l...Copy !req
743. Well, Miss Westminster,
I have the papers all drawn up.Copy !req
744. We need only sign them
and it's on to the groundbreaking.Copy !req
745. Wonderful. I'd like to move forward
as soon as possible.Copy !req
746. Just think - bulldozers, paving machines,Copy !req
747. busily transforming this dump
into beautiful luxury condos.Copy !req
748. You and I striding through
centuries of dust like giants,Copy !req
749. surveying our emerging empire.Copy !req
750. Two proud parents.Copy !req
751. I'll just check on Smithee,Copy !req
752. see if tea is ready.Copy !req
753. Filthy monsters.Copy !req
754. Come back here, you smelly creature.
Come here.Copy !req
755. Pigs, mark your man.Copy !req
756. Come here, you smelly individual.Copy !req
757. You know what? I got two words
for that guy: "You're fired."Copy !req
758. if only it were that simple, sire.Copy !req
759. Swine.Copy !req
760. - Is there a problem, sir?
- There's a bull drinking my champagne,Copy !req
761. the pool's full of wild animals,
and a pig tried to kill me.Copy !req
762. Yes, I would say there was a problem.Copy !req
763. - I'll tend to it, sir.
- You'll tend to it immediately.Copy !req
764. And we'll have tea indoors.
Do you think you could handle that?Copy !req
765. Thank you. Good chap.Copy !req
766. - Has there been an accident?
- I'm afraid tea will have to wait till later.Copy !req
767. He's about 421/2 pounds,
orange fur - more like a burnt sienna -Copy !req
768. and he answers to the name Garfield.Copy !req
769. Okay. Well, fortunately Scotland Yard
isn't very busy this week,Copy !req
770. so we'll put together
a task force of our best menCopy !req
771. and turn all our resources and attention
towards finding your fat cat.Copy !req
772. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
773. Come on, Odie.Copy !req
774. Now, Rommel, it's really quite simple.Copy !req
775. Me, Prince.Copy !req
776. Prince, me.Copy !req
777. Provider of food, food.Copy !req
778. All right, guv'nor.Copy !req
779. Yum yum.Copy !req
780. - Kill.
- Kitty.Copy !req
781. Attaboy, Rommel. There you go.Copy !req
782. Well done. That's the spirit.Copy !req
783. Bad boy. Bad boy.Copy !req
784. Come on, get along.Copy !req
785. Smithee. How are you?Copy !req
786. Do me a favor. Have that polished.
There's a good chap.Copy !req
787. What's on your mind, Smithee?Copy !req
788. Mr. Hobbs' office called.
Are the solicitors convening again, sir?Copy !req
789. It's nothing at all, Smithee.Copy !req
790. Papers to sign, you know. Boring.Copy !req
791. lncidentally, when did you last
have a holiday, Smithee?Copy !req
792. Holiday, sir?Copy !req
793. - I can't remember.
- Seriously, man?Copy !req
794. What an embarrassing oversight
on my part.Copy !req
795. I insist you have a week's holiday,
starting today.Copy !req
796. - I don't know. I don't think I can...
- I won't hear a word of it.Copy !req
797. I can just see you cycling in the Dordogne,Copy !req
798. fighting the wild boar in Tristan da Cunha.Copy !req
799. Farewell, wind to your sails
and bon voyage, Smithee.Copy !req
800. Well, then,Copy !req
801. thank you, sir.Copy !req
802. What am I gonna do?
How am I supposed to find Garfield?Copy !req
803. London's really big.Copy !req
804. I don't care about some
alien love baby, OK?Copy !req
805. I'm worried about Garfield.Copy !req
806. Odie, you know what?
You're being a real...Copy !req
807. "Lady Eleanor of Carlyle has left her entire
estate to her beloved cat, Prince Xll."Copy !req
808. Maybe someone mistook
this cat for Garfield.Copy !req
809. Odie, come on. Come on, buddy.Copy !req
810. The Venetian crystal chandeliers were
commissioned by the third Earl of CarlyleCopy !req
811. in the late 18th century.Copy !req
812. Over here we have several family portraits
painted by the Dutch master, Van Dyck.Copy !req
813. These are amongst the many treasures
to be found at Carlyle.Copy !req
814. Rule Britannia
Britannia catches wavesCopy !req
815. Hogwash. I tell you,
this cat is mocking us at every turn.Copy !req
816. Preston, calm yourself.Copy !req
817. We're only doing what is best
for everybody.Copy !req
818. How much longer
must we sustain this charade?Copy !req
819. I can't believe this cat is so stupid
as to think he's actually royalty.Copy !req
820. Well, he does,
and, house cat or not, we need him.Copy !req
821. House cat?Copy !req
822. - Just have a little patience.
- Patience?Copy !req
823. Admit it, Winston. This buffoon
couldn't groom the paws of a real king.Copy !req
824. Buffoon?Copy !req
825. Golly, this is without a doubt
my all-time crummiest moment.Copy !req
826. Jon. Man, I've been such
a stupid, selfish cat.Copy !req
827. I've lost my friend. I gotta find him.Copy !req
828. The original medieval kitchen
has stood on this site since 1485.Copy !req
829. Yes, it's big, it's old and it's musty.Copy !req
830. Lord Dargis, please meet the tour group
from the Royal Animal Conservancy.Copy !req
831. By all means, save the little darlings.
That's my motto.Copy !req
832. Big fan of Free Willy, Born Free,
all the Free movies.Copy !req
833. Bravo. Now, off you go.Copy !req
834. if you come this way, we'll visit
some of the underground passages.Copy !req
835. Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.Copy !req
836. Thank you. It's beautiful.Copy !req
837. Well, that makes two of you.Copy !req
838. Did I mention
how much I abhor fox-hunting?Copy !req
839. - Unless, of course, in self-defense.
- Bye.Copy !req
840. if I may,Copy !req
841. - one question...
- Liz.Copy !req
842. The same as our own dear queen. Cordial?Copy !req
843. - One question, Liz.
- Liz?Copy !req
844. What would you say if I were to donate
one of my priceless oil paintingsCopy !req
845. to your conservancy?Copy !req
846. - Thank you?
- But how would you say it?Copy !req
847. That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.Copy !req
848. Perhaps you would consider
dining with me at the castle tonight?Copy !req
849. Nobody hits on my best friend's girlfriendCopy !req
850. and succeeds.Copy !req
851. Mr. Pinata Head.Copy !req
852. You.Copy !req
853. - Me?
- Excuse me for one moment.Copy !req
854. - Sure, but...
- Mi castle es su castle.Copy !req
855. Your nine lives are up.Copy !req
856. No. No, not now.Copy !req
857. Good Lord. Do these people never sleep?Copy !req
858. Why now?Copy !req
859. Mr. Hobbs. Punctual as usual.Copy !req
860. Just taking out the rubbish.
Won't be a jiffy.Copy !req
861. Please. Okay, you got me.Copy !req
862. You are so stupid.Copy !req
863. - Dungeon.
- I'm just a cat.Copy !req
864. Please. I'm so weak.Copy !req
865. And you're so strong.Copy !req
866. So powerful.Copy !req
867. You creep.Copy !req
868. There's more than one way
to skin a royal cat.Copy !req
869. I'm not a royal cat.
I'm a self-centered house cat. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
870. What? You think I'm gonna crack in here?Copy !req
871. No. This is gonna be a treat. I'm finally
gonna have some quality alone time.Copy !req
872. I'm gonna write that novel
I've been putting off.Copy !req
873. I'm gonna learn a couple of languages
and start a new work-out regimen.Copy !req
874. I'm gonna lose all this, get myself
in top physical condition. Thank you.Copy !req
875. Yeah.Copy !req
876. I love it here.
You've done me an enormous favor.Copy !req
877. Who's laughing now?Copy !req
878. It's nice to get away
from the urban sprawl.Copy !req
879. Carlyle, 28 miles.Copy !req
880. Going my way?Copy !req
881. Piece of cake, really.Copy !req
882. So we make a left up ahead.Copy !req
883. Right turn. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
884. - I'm afraid there's just no sign of him.
- Really?Copy !req
885. Well, then, let's make it official.Copy !req
886. Well, if we must, we must.Copy !req
887. Then there's the time I got hit by that car,Copy !req
888. and that time that I ate
that six-day-old halibut.Copy !req
889. That's only seven lives. I got two more.Copy !req
890. All right. I'm gonna get out of this.Copy !req
891. - Bingo.
- Winston and I have come to your rescue.Copy !req
892. Took you long enough.
Did you hear my stomach growling?Copy !req
893. No, but we heard
your tiresome monologue.Copy !req
894. Bad halibut indeed.Copy !req
895. - Let's get you out of here, Your Highness.
- Winster.Copy !req
896. The solicitors are here.
We have to move quickly.Copy !req
897. - Then we luncheon, Your Royal Highness.
- Yeah, you can drop that shtick, drool boy.Copy !req
898. I heard you and the bird.Copy !req
899. How about the "house cat" part?
I love that.Copy !req
900. All right, all right,
so we weren't exactly honest.Copy !req
901. We had to do it.
What would you have done?Copy !req
902. Save your breath, chubby cheeks.Copy !req
903. I shall abdicate my throne
and return to my TV chair.Copy !req
904. - You were our only hope.
- The only hope of the hopeless.Copy !req
905. What do they want - blood?Copy !req
906. I've been eating and sleeping
my heart out for these animals.Copy !req
907. Still not enough.Copy !req
908. Like I'm not as good
as a royal cat could be?Copy !req
909. I so knew you weren't me.Copy !req
910. And you must be Garfield.Copy !req
911. - How do you know my name?
- I've lived your life for the past few days.Copy !req
912. Yes, if ever a man loved a cat,
it's your Jon.Copy !req
913. Return to him, Garfield.
Return to your home.Copy !req
914. Your Highness,
you don't have to tell me twice. Bye-bye.Copy !req
915. Sire, thank heavens.
You've returned. Thank heavens.Copy !req
916. - It's the real Prince, the genuine article.
- Yes, my friends.Copy !req
917. I have returned to you
at this, our darkest hour.Copy !req
918. So, Winny,
what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?Copy !req
919. He intends to level our homes
and kill us all.Copy !req
920. Okay.Copy !req
921. Well, in that case,
I decree that we pack our bagsCopy !req
922. and get our scraggy bottoms out of here.Copy !req
923. - Perhaps to the castle next door.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
924. - That was inspirational.
- Brilliant.Copy !req
925. I am so fired up.Copy !req
926. - I have to believe we can do better.
- I thought you were leaving.Copy !req
927. Button the beak, Froot Loops,
or I'll stick that thing on backwards.Copy !req
928. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully.
And what do we do to bullies?Copy !req
929. Well, generally, we run from them.Copy !req
930. No, we don't leave.
We stand and we kick royal butt.Copy !req
931. Trust me, if you beasts can bake
a two-cheese lasagna,Copy !req
932. you can beat Dargis.Copy !req
933. Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?Copy !req
934. Tell you what.
For the duration of this battle,Copy !req
935. I would prefer to be called G-Cat,Copy !req
936. and we have two plans.Copy !req
937. Teamwork. Yes.Copy !req
938. Hey, girlie dog.Copy !req
939. Yeah, you, girlie girl.
You're such a silly, sissy dog.Copy !req
940. - Go. Go!
- The game's afoot.Copy !req
941. Sissy, silly dog.Copy !req
942. You don't move so good, bozo.Copy !req
943. Here, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
944. Mr. Stinky Dog.Copy !req
945. Hey, loco.Copy !req
946. Oh, no.Copy !req
947. Run away.Copy !req
948. The loss of Prince - I'm not quite sure
any of us will ever get over it.Copy !req
949. Prince and Carlyle Court were one.Copy !req
950. Sometimes it's almost as if
his spirit were still...Copy !req
951. - His spirit's still what?
- Still roaming the grounds.Copy !req
952. I wonder if you could excuse me
for a little while.Copy !req
953. Do you hear running water?Copy !req
954. I won't be long.Copy !req
955. He's a bit of a tool, don't you think?Copy !req
956. - Yes?
- Lord Dargis. Am I early?Copy !req
957. Only just, Miss Westminster. Only just.Copy !req
958. Please, please, please.Copy !req
959. I was just finishing something up.Copy !req
960. I wonder if you'd like to wait in the library.Copy !req
961. Okay.Copy !req
962. - Make yourself at home. Have a seat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
963. - Tally-ho.
- On the other hand, this simply won't do.Copy !req
964. - Smithee's been painting again.
- I can't smell anything.Copy !req
965. You never can. Next thing you know,
you're salsa dancing in your knickers.Copy !req
966. - What?
- I won't be long.Copy !req
967. Mr. Dargis,
will we be starting sometime today?Copy !req
968. Absolutely, Mr. Hobbs.Copy !req
969. Hello again.Copy !req
970. - What's the matter?
- Matter with what?Copy !req
971. - You screamed.
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
972. Why don't you adjourn to my study?Copy !req
973. And I'll retrieve the papers.Copy !req
974. Where are you, you red-headed devil?Copy !req
975. Mr. Fancy Pants.Copy !req
976. Wait till I get my hands on you.Copy !req
977. Bring it on.Copy !req
978. Dargis.Copy !req
979. I got two words for yous: me yow.Copy !req
980. Come here, you.Copy !req
981. No, you won't do.
I specifically requested a feline masseuse.Copy !req
982. Somebody get this thing off of me.Copy !req
983. Hey, bozo.Copy !req
984. Yeah, you, buster.Copy !req
985. Stupid, red-haired,Copy !req
986. flea-bitten...Copy !req
987. Lord D... What is...Copy !req
988. - What is that?
- I felt a slight chill.Copy !req
989. I thought a simple wrap
would be just the ticket.Copy !req
990. - There.
- There what?Copy !req
991. There is absolutely no reason
why you can't have a cool, refreshing drinkCopy !req
992. to make you feel calmer
in this steamy weather. Wait in the room.Copy !req
993. Stupid cat.Copy !req
994. Nobody makes an idiot out of me.Copy !req
995. Upsy-daisy.Copy !req
996. Medic.Copy !req
997. - Well done, old man.
- Thank you.Copy !req
998. Never seen a welcome mat on the way out.Copy !req
999. - Get your cameras ready, ladies.
- Come back here, you flea-bitten monster.Copy !req
1000. Trousers.Copy !req
1001. - Target sighted.
- Shaken him off.Copy !req
1002. - Pull.
- Take that.Copy !req
1003. And that.Copy !req
1004. - Down a bit. Down a bit. Up.
- Bob's your uncle.Copy !req
1005. Good Lord. It's a conspiracy.Copy !req
1006. - Oh, dear.
- Trousers.Copy !req
1007. Smithee!Copy !req
1008. Excuse me. Sir?Copy !req
1009. - Is that Carlyle Castle?
- It is.Copy !req
1010. Maybe you can help me.
Have you seen a cat that looks like this?Copy !req
1011. Yes.Copy !req
1012. That's Prince, the cat of Carlyle.Copy !req
1013. It's also Garfield, the cat of the cul-de-sac.Copy !req
1014. You mean you have a cat
that's Prince's Doppelganger?Copy !req
1015. No. I'm saying they look exactly alike,Copy !req
1016. and there's a chance
they may have got mixed up.Copy !req
1017. I see.Copy !req
1018. There you are, man.Copy !req
1019. Good God.
What happened to your clothes?Copy !req
1020. lndeed, it's been that kind of day.Copy !req
1021. Mr. Dargis, I demand an explanation.Copy !req
1022. I had no choice.Copy !req
1023. The cat just won't die.Copy !req
1024. - What did you say?
- You will sign the deeds over to me.Copy !req
1025. - Cat or no cat.
- Oh, my.Copy !req
1026. Mr. Hobbs, you were right.Copy !req
1027. Lord Dargis was willing to go
to any lengths to get the estate.Copy !req
1028. - I can see you're busy. I'm just gonna...
- Young lady.Copy !req
1029. Get over there.Copy !req
1030. Traitoress.
You were working with them all along.Copy !req
1031. Odie. Odie, wait for me. Odie.Copy !req
1032. Get on with it.Copy !req
1033. Hello, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
Shall I ring for tea?Copy !req
1034. It's Prince, and he's alive.Copy !req
1035. I am bushed.
All this running-for-my-life stuff.Copy !req
1036. What say we break for lunch,
take a quick napCopy !req
1037. and pick it up later? Sound good?Copy !req
1038. There are two of you little monsters.Copy !req
1039. For those of you keeping score at home,
that's 18 lives.Copy !req
1040. This is unbelievable. Two cats?Copy !req
1041. No matter. I've plenty of ammunition.Copy !req
1042. Something's biting me.Copy !req
1043. - Odie, let him go.
- Help!Copy !req
1044. Your lunatic dog just bit my bottom.Copy !req
1045. All right.Copy !req
1046. Well played, you.Copy !req
1047. - Hey, look. It's little Jon.
- Good show, old man.Copy !req
1048. I'll go quietly.Copy !req
1049. - Jon?
- Liz.Copy !req
1050. What's going on?Copy !req
1051. - Well, hello, my dear.
- Hello.Copy !req
1052. And not a moment too soon.Copy !req
1053. Is this a part of the tour?Copy !req
1054. - Let her go.
- All in good time. Now, if you'd be so kind.Copy !req
1055. - OK. Stay calm, OK?
- Mr. Hobbs, the papers, please.Copy !req
1056. I've seen enough. Wanna call your weasel?Copy !req
1057. Sic him, Nigel.Copy !req
1058. I'm a ferret, and I mean business.
Trouser-leg business.Copy !req
1059. I'll take a leg, please. On second thoughts,
I'll have some white meat.Copy !req
1060. Good Lord.
There's a wild animal in my trousers.Copy !req
1061. Who's next, then?Copy !req
1062. Glass jaw. He can dish it out,
but he can't take it.Copy !req
1063. That was amazing. Are you OK?Copy !req
1064. Yeah, I never felt better.Copy !req
1065. - Well done, Garfield. I was rooting for you.
- Did you hear something?Copy !req
1066. - Yes, one did.
- I'm here to discuss my new position.Copy !req
1067. There he is, gentlemen.Copy !req
1068. Come along. There's a good boy.Copy !req
1069. It was the animals, you know. Plotting,
planning, every one of them against me.Copy !req
1070. I assume that will be all, sir?Copy !req
1071. Smithee. He'll vouch for me.Copy !req
1072. Smithee.Copy !req
1073. Odie, thank you.
You're a hero and a gentleman.Copy !req
1074. Whoa. There are two Garfields?
How can you tell them apart?Copy !req
1075. You forgot imbecile.Copy !req
1076. Garfield.Copy !req
1077. Liz, I've been trying to get the courage up
to ask you something all week.Copy !req
1078. And...Copy !req
1079. Come on. Really?Copy !req
1080. Looking for something?Copy !req
1081. Thanks, pal.Copy !req
1082. Liz, will you marry me?Copy !req
1083. Yes.Copy !req
1084. You know a dog's mouth
is cleaner than a human's?Copy !req
1085. Come on. The coast is clear.Copy !req
1086. Let's hear it for the cats.Copy !req
1087. - Go, Garfield.
- That's right. Come on.Copy !req
1088. Can you do the Carlyle jig?Copy !req
1089. It goes like this.Copy !req
1090. - Can you do this?
- Boogaloo.Copy !req
1091. Bust a move, man.Copy !req
1092. No, it's something like this, here.Copy !req
1093. And so, my loyal subjects,
I leave you with a final legacy.Copy !req
1094. Cannonball.Copy !req
1095. Brilliant party, sire.Copy !req
1096. Yeah, when the going gets tough,
the great ones party.Copy !req
1097. - Who wants to play Marco Polo?
- Marco.Copy !req
1098. I refuse to partake in this sinful display
of hedonism. Those nuts look good.Copy !req
1099. Get a load of this. Bombs away.Copy !req
1100. I love this pond.Copy !req
1101. We rule the pool, goosy.
Give me some feathers.Copy !req
1102. Watch the ears.Copy !req
1103. Thank you. You're so kind.Copy !req
1104. Odie, could you beat it, please?Copy !req
1105. It's good to be king.Copy !req
1106. English - USCopy !req