1. Los Angeles Tower.
this is Transworld 22 heavy.Copy !req
2. We are going down.
Repeat. Engines two and two—Copy !req
3. Mayday! Mayday!Copy !req
4. Andrew?
This is your father.Copy !req
5. Hello?Copy !req
6. Look. You don't call me back.
so I don't know how to do this.Copy !req
7. If you're not gonna return my calls.Copy !req
8. then there's no way
for us to communicate.Copy !req
9. Look. I don't know how to do this.Copy !req
10. You're gonna need to come home now.Copy !req
11. Last night...Copy !req
12. Your mother died last night. Andrew.Copy !req
13. She drowned.Copy !req
14. Last night. She drowned in the bath.Copy !req
15. Bones. Sinking like stones.
all that we fought forCopy !req
16. Homes. Places we've grown.
all of us are done forCopy !req
17. And we live in a beautiful worldCopy !req
18. Yeah we do. yeah we doCopy !req
19. We live in a beautiful worldCopy !req
20. Bones. Sinking like stones.
all that we fought forCopy !req
21. And homes. Places we've grown.
all of us are done for...Copy !req
22. Ten rèsumès just today.
They come in every day from ldahoCopy !req
23. or Milwaukee or Florida.
And do you know what they wantCopy !req
24. more than a spot
on Everybody Loves Raymond?Copy !req
25. They want your job. This cannot happen
again. This will never happen again.Copy !req
26. You have two tables,
you are 30 minutes late,Copy !req
27. and if I ever say this again,
your job will go to...Copy !req
28. Todd Slauson from Duluth, Minnesota.Copy !req
29. Sparkling or flat?Copy !req
30. Waiter ten. Do you have your earpiece in?Copy !req
31. You forget the order 41 for table 1 0 1!Copy !req
32. What the fuck, man?
What are you, on break?Copy !req
33. Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.Copy !req
34. Uh, we'll have four
Ketel Red Bulls and...?Copy !req
35. And I'll have a Ketel Cosmo
with a Red Bull, and some bread ASAP.Copy !req
36. We don't have bread.Copy !req
37. What do you mean?
How can you not have bread?Copy !req
38. Uh, we're a Vietnamese restaurant.
We just don't have bread.Copy !req
39. Well, you're not Vietnamese.Copy !req
40. No, I'm not.Copy !req
41. Can I have something to chew on?
Fuck, bamboo. Whatever.Copy !req
42. I'll see what I can find.Copy !req
43. Waiter number 12.
flight number 1 2 1 with nonstop serviceCopy !req
44. to Newark International
will be departing from Gate 32.Copy !req
45. Thanks for the timeCopy !req
46. That you've given meCopy !req
47. The memories are all in my mindCopy !req
48. And now that we've comeCopy !req
49. To the end of our rainbowCopy !req
50. There's something I must say out loudCopy !req
51. Yes, you're once, twiceCopy !req
52. Three times a ladyCopy !req
53. I love youCopy !req
54. Yes, you're once, twiceCopy !req
55. Three times a ladyCopy !req
56. I love youCopy !req
57. I love youCopy !req
58. Shit, yo.Copy !req
59. - Holy shit!
- What's up, man?Copy !req
60. Largeman, what are you doing here?Copy !req
61. Uh... that's my mom.Copy !req
62. - Fuck.
- Aw, fuck.Copy !req
63. - Sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
64. So... welcome back home.Copy !req
65. Thanks.Copy !req
66. So, what have you been doin'?Copy !req
67. - You still acting and shit, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
68. - In L.A., right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. That's cool.
I hear that place is, like, fucking crazy.Copy !req
70. My cousin's a writer out there.
He says that place is, like, mad crazy.Copy !req
71. He's, like, writing a movie
about snowboarders or some shit.Copy !req
72. I don't, I don't know. Um...Copy !req
73. I should introduce you to him, Largeman.
Maybe you could do something together.Copy !req
74. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
75. What are you doing tonight, man?Copy !req
76. Uh... nothin', you know.Copy !req
77. You know, no real plans.
Just in town for a couple of days, so...Copy !req
78. You should come out with us. We're
gonna go over to the Gleasons' house.Copy !req
79. They're having some...
fucking huge party or something.Copy !req
80. - Supposedly.
- Well, yeah, supposedly.Copy !req
81. - Really?
- He lives up on the hill.Copy !req
82. We'll probably go over there
after we bury your mom.Copy !req
83. - Well, I got to shower.
- Same.Copy !req
84. Do you know your mother
redid the hallway bathroom?Copy !req
85. What? I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
86. Since I met her, she never
showed an interest in anything.Copy !req
87. All of a sudden,
a month ago, she wakes up,Copy !req
88. she wants to redecorate her bathroom.Copy !req
89. I helped her.Copy !req
90. - Oh, must have been fun.
- Well, I sew.Copy !req
91. I made you something.
It's a shirt.Copy !req
92. That's-That's good.
Thank you.Copy !req
93. Will you try it on now?Copy !req
94. - Now?
- Well, in case I have to fix itCopy !req
95. before you leave again, and we
don't see you for another nine years.Copy !req
96. I want to make sure it fits.Copy !req
97. Oh, OK.Copy !req
98. You're gonna love the material.Copy !req
99. I used the leftovers
from your mother's design. Gorgeous.Copy !req
100. Hi.Copy !req
101. Hello.Copy !req
102. How you doin'?Copy !req
103. "Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the show?"Copy !req
104. You know, I'm not really sure
what to say here, Dad, so I'm sorry.Copy !req
105. Hmm.Copy !req
106. How are you?Copy !req
107. I'm OK. I've been getting these
really bad headaches, though.Copy !req
108. Um... they're really quick.Copy !req
109. It's like a, like just a little
lightening storm in my head.Copy !req
110. Just for a second, and then it's gone.Copy !req
111. I just thought maybe you could help me
get that checked out while I'm home.Copy !req
112. Go see Dr. Cohen
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
113. He's a neurologist in my building.
l-I'll call him.Copy !req
114. He'll fit you in.
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
115. - Place looks good.
- Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
116. Yeah, we've been doing
a lot of work on it.Copy !req
117. Really?Copy !req
118. Actually, no.
I don't know why I just said that.Copy !req
119. Someone redid the hallway bathroom.
I saw that.Copy !req
120. Yeah, that's new.Copy !req
121. I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
122. Saying goodbye is important.Copy !req
123. I'm glad you could fit it in.Copy !req
124. I think I'll go home and mull this overCopy !req
125. Before I cram it down my throatCopy !req
126. At long last it's crashedCopy !req
127. Its colossal massCopy !req
128. Has broken up into bits in my moatCopy !req
129. Lift the mattress off the floorCopy !req
130. Walk the cramps off.
go meander in the coldCopy !req
131. Hail to your dark skinCopy !req
132. Hiding the fact you're dead againCopy !req
133. Underneath the power lines
seeking shade...Copy !req
134. - Put your hands on your head, please!
- What?Copy !req
135. I said, put your motherfucking hands
on you head... please.Copy !req
136. 82 in a 25. What are you gonna tell me,
you're late or you're just tired?Copy !req
137. - I was—
- Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
138. - Largeman!
- Kenny?Copy !req
139. Holy shit!Copy !req
140. Oh, man! How you doin?Copy !req
141. I'm... I'm great!Copy !req
142. - You're mom just died!
- I know!Copy !req
143. - I mean, that's why you're home.
- Yeah, yep.Copy !req
144. - You're a cop, Kenny?
- Yeah. I know, I know.Copy !req
145. Why?Copy !req
146. I don't know.
Couldn't think of anything better to do.Copy !req
147. No, but it's really cool, though, man.
People really listen to you.Copy !req
148. I mean... they have to!Copy !req
149. Yo, and check this shit out.
That's the safety.Copy !req
150. - Oh, cool.
- And plus, the benefits, man.Copy !req
151. if I get shot, I'm like, mmm! Rich!Copy !req
152. But Kenny, the last time I saw you,
you were doing coke lines off a urinal.Copy !req
153. La-la-la-laCopy !req
154. No, I had to grow up, man.
It's time to grow up.Copy !req
155. Plus, I wasn't making shit
in that fish market.Copy !req
156. No, no one knew who I was.
Couldn't get laid.Copy !req
157. It's a much better situation for me, man.Copy !req
158. Speaking of which, um...Copy !req
159. - ... how'd I do?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
160. I don't know.
You know, just the whole...Copy !req
161. You mean, like... as a cop?Copy !req
162. Yeah, the whole, "Shut the fuck up!"Copy !req
163. Well, I thought you were a dick,
so I guess that's good.Copy !req
164. Nice!
So, what the fuck, man?Copy !req
165. You're this huge movie star now?
I heard you did some...Copy !req
166. You played a big football player?
I didn't see it.Copy !req
167. Oh, yeah, just this thing.Copy !req
168. - Fucking De Niro and shit!
- What?Copy !req
169. - He's awesome.
- Yeah.Copy !req
170. - Deer Hunter?
- Yeah.Copy !req
171. Man... we should sit down.
We should talk,Copy !req
172. because I've got some really good ideas
for movies. You could play me and shit!Copy !req
173. Stories From the Force.Copy !req
174. Yeah, definitely.
That sounds good.Copy !req
175. - Holy shit!
- Hi, what's up?Copy !req
176. - How you doin', man?
- Good. How you doin', man?Copy !req
177. - How you doin?
- Get this guy a beer. Give him your beer.Copy !req
178. This guy does not wait for a beer.
He's a movie star!Copy !req
179. He's like, Jersey's De Niro and shit.Copy !req
180. Largeman, man,
what are you doing home?Copy !req
181. - l, uh...
- Press junket.Copy !req
182. Oh, that's phat, yo!
Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
183. Serpico and shit! "Attica!"Copy !req
184. Shut the fuck up, man.Copy !req
185. You like that?Copy !req
186. Like "press junket"?Copy !req
187. That's improv, bitch.
You can use it.Copy !req
188. All right? OK.
Let me show you something.Copy !req
189. Largeman! Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
190. What's goin' on, man?Copy !req
191. How you been, man? Hey!Copy !req
192. - Jess, how are you, bro?
- Whoa! How's it goin', man?Copy !req
193. What's goin' on, man? I haven't seen you
in so long. I heard you're kickin' ass.Copy !req
194. Oh, basically the man
bought my silent Velcro patent.Copy !req
195. - What?
- I developed this little item.Copy !req
196. It's just like Velcro, but it doesn't
make that... the Velcro noise.Copy !req
197. - So, how much did they buy it for?
- A lot, man!Copy !req
198. Wow. So, what are you
doing with yourself?Copy !req
199. Um, yeah, nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
200. I've never been so bored in my whole life.Copy !req
201. First month, I went out, you know.
I bought a whole bunch of shit.Copy !req
202. But, you know— Nothing.Copy !req
203. Someone got a joint for me?Copy !req
204. Mmm.Copy !req
205. Here you go.Copy !req
206. Ugh. No thanks, man.Copy !req
207. Really? I thought you're
a big movie star and shit.Copy !req
208. - Nah.
- Well, then, here.Copy !req
209. Eat this.Copy !req
210. Welcome home.Copy !req
211. Guess I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
212. Should we play a game?Copy !req
213. Let's play "Spin the Bottle."Copy !req
214. I'm not playing "Spin the Bottle."
How old are we?Copy !req
215. More importantly, how old are they?Copy !req
216. Oh, they're all legal... I think.Copy !req
217. Well, we just ate all this fuckin' X,Copy !req
218. so... what the hell else
are we supposed to do?Copy !req
219. Girl has a point.Copy !req
220. Fuckin' right.Copy !req
221. I'm in!Copy !req
222. Wait in lineCopy !req
223. Till your timeCopy !req
224. Ticking clockCopy !req
225. Everyone stopCopy !req
226. Everyone's saying
different things to meCopy !req
227. Different things to meCopy !req
228. Do you believe in what you see?Copy !req
229. There doesn't seem to be anybody else
who agrees with meCopy !req
230. Do you believe in what you see?Copy !req
231. Motionless wheelCopy !req
232. Nothing is realCopy !req
233. Do you believe in what you see?Copy !req
234. And I'll hide away for another dayCopy !req
235. Large!Copy !req
236. Large!Copy !req
237. Largeman, this is Dana.Copy !req
238. - Hi.
- Hi. Who's up?Copy !req
239. This is gonna be a good night.Copy !req
240. Do you believe in what you see?Copy !req
241. Everyone's saying
different things to meCopy !req
242. Different things to meCopy !req
243. Everyone's saying
different things to meCopy !req
244. Different things to meCopy !req
245. Everyone's saying
different things to meCopy !req
246. Different things to meCopy !req
247. Everyone's saying
different things to meCopy !req
248. Different things to meCopy !req
249. It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
250. I always try to save a couple of
the marshmallows till the very end,Copy !req
251. but I never make it.Copy !req
252. I always end up with...
bunch of flake things and pink milk.Copy !req
253. My mind wanders.Copy !req
254. So, Tim...Copy !req
255. how long have you been
working at Medieval Times?Copy !req
256. Three years, but I've only
been a knight for two.Copy !req
257. You have to pay your dues.Copy !req
258. I worked in the stables
and helped in the kitchen.Copy !req
259. When I started,
he was making the coleslaw.Copy !req
260. Hasn't been the same
since you got knighted.Copy !req
261. I really just stirred it.Copy !req
262. Don't be modest!Copy !req
263. Mr. Modesty won the joust last night.Copy !req
264. - Congratulations.
- It's not that big a deal. It's fixed.Copy !req
265. What was it that happened
to you in high school?Copy !req
266. You had a thing.
I forgot what it was.Copy !req
267. - He got the shit kicked out of him.
- No, he didn't.Copy !req
268. How do you know? He got the shit
kicked out of him by Tyrell Freeman.Copy !req
269. - I fucked him up, too.
- He knocked your teeth out.Copy !req
270. He only chipped one tooth.Copy !req
271. So, what are you up to now, Mark?
You're digging graves?Copy !req
272. Mark's gettin' into real estate.Copy !req
273. - Tim can speak Klingon.
- What?Copy !req
274. - No, I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
275. - What the fuck is Klingon?
- Like the Star Trek guys?Copy !req
276. - Yeah, he can speak their language!
- No, she's kidding.Copy !req
277. No, I'm not.
Why are you being shy?Copy !req
278. - Yeah, don't be shy, Tim.
- It's just, it's made up.Copy !req
279. This guy who plays the wizard
at work is a Trekkie. I don't—Copy !req
280. Don't be shy.
Tell them what you said to me last night.Copy !req
281. - No.
- Say what you said to her last night.Copy !req
282. Kuntar petiki maya.
Al fuks su.Copy !req
283. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
284. It means, "l like to mate after battle."Copy !req
285. - That's not what I said!
- Yes.Copy !req
286. No, no. That wasn't the one I said.
This one means, "Kill Kirk."Copy !req
287. And also, "Hallelujah,"
depending on the context.Copy !req
288. You must have gotten it confused with...Copy !req
289. plejit amor eke frek ize ka.Copy !req
290. Ah! That is good!Copy !req
291. You know what that means, Tim?
Well, I do.Copy !req
292. It means, "Get the fuck out of my house
before I chop your fucking head off."Copy !req
293. Mark, he's a knight.Copy !req
294. He's just a fast-food knight.Copy !req
295. I should get going.Copy !req
296. Thanks for the cereal.Copy !req
297. I had a lovely evening.Copy !req
298. By the way, it says "balls" on your face.Copy !req
299. - Asshole.
- My mom did it.Copy !req
300. In the spring.
the hungry gator must find new ...Copy !req
301. and clever ways to find food.Copy !req
302. Did you tell Large about the tapes?Copy !req
303. No, Mom.
I'm not doing those stupid tapes.Copy !req
304. - What are the tapes?
- Real estate tapes.Copy !req
305. You could make up to
$100,000 your first year.Copy !req
306. You should have seen
the boat this Oriental guy had.Copy !req
307. And he even had his own game show
in China, he had so much money.Copy !req
308. I think Mark would be perfect at it.Copy !req
309. Ma, shut up about those fuckin' tapes,
OK? It's a scam.Copy !req
310. Well, I'm doin' it.
I'm savin' up for those tapes.Copy !req
311. Because I know what you could be
if you just apply yourself.Copy !req
312. I do apply myself every day, Mom.Copy !req
313. I work my ass off
burying dead people, OK?Copy !req
314. I'm only 26. I'm not in any rush.
What's your rush for?Copy !req
315. Just let me be.
I don't rush you.Copy !req
316. OK, then I'll do 'em myself.Copy !req
317. Fine, do 'em.Copy !req
318. OK, then I won't let you on my yacht.Copy !req
319. Except Large.
Large, you can come anytime you want.Copy !req
320. Just don't bring your friend here.Copy !req
321. Oh, shit.Copy !req
322. Shit, I got to go to my meeting.Copy !req
323. OK.Copy !req
324. I love you.Copy !req
325. - I love you, too.
- I love you.Copy !req
326. - Large, it was nice to see you.
- Nice to see you, too.Copy !req
327. Oh, oh, you guys.
Don't stay in here all day.Copy !req
328. I took the batteries out of
the carbon monoxide detector.Copy !req
329. It was beeping all night.Copy !req
330. She drives me crazy!Copy !req
331. She gets all baked out and makes
me feel like I have to impress her.Copy !req
332. And you know what? I'm OK with
being unimpressive. I sleep better.Copy !req
333. - Hey, what time is it?
- No idea.Copy !req
334. Oh, my— I got to go.Copy !req
335. Hi. I'm Andrew Largeman. I'm sorry,
I'm really late for my appointment.Copy !req
336. Andrew, Andrew...
OK, Andrew.Copy !req
337. I'm gonna need you to fill out
this paperwork for me, OK?Copy !req
338. - As soon as we're ready, we'll call you.
- Thank you. I'm sorry.Copy !req
339. It's OK. Have a seat.
Hello, Miss Lubin.Copy !req
340. - Oh, hello there.
- Have a seat. We'll be with you soon.Copy !req
341. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
342. How's it goin'?Copy !req
343. Get off! Get off!Copy !req
344. Heel.Copy !req
345. Heel!Copy !req
346. - Got any suggestions?
- What?Copy !req
347. - You got any suggestions?
- Yeah, kick his balls.Copy !req
348. Kick his balls.Copy !req
349. Yeah, but I don't want to, like, destroy
future generations of charitable dogs.Copy !req
350. Don't worry.
I got three Dobermans.Copy !req
351. if I don't kick them in the balls regularly,
I'd never get anything done.Copy !req
352. But he's got to be close
to finishing by now.Copy !req
353. Not yet. Here comes the lipstick.Copy !req
354. - Mrs. Lubin?
- Yes?Copy !req
355. - We're ready for you now.
- OK. Come on, Arthur.Copy !req
356. I feel so used.Copy !req
357. Thanks for your help,
or, at least, your good intentions.Copy !req
358. - I recognize you.
- Oh, did you go to Columbia High?Copy !req
359. No, not from high school. From TV.Copy !req
360. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?Copy !req
361. - Yeah.
- Are you really retarded?Copy !req
362. - No, I'm not.
- Cool.Copy !req
363. Great job, man. I mean,
I thought you were really retarded.Copy !req
364. You're just as good as that Corky kid,
and he's actually retarded.Copy !req
365. if there's some sort of retarded Oscar,
you would win hands down, kick his ass.Copy !req
366. Well, thank you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.Copy !req
367. I have to fill out this form, though, so...Copy !req
368. - Right on.
- Thanks.Copy !req
369. My cousin's an actor. Jake Ryan
Winters? Doubt you've ever heard of him.Copy !req
370. He was, like, on X ena once,
as a gnome or something.Copy !req
371. - That's really cool, though.
- Thanks.Copy !req
372. Oh, my God!Copy !req
373. That scene, that last scene where you
give the speech to the whole stadium.Copy !req
374. And your dad— Oh!
And your dad gives you the thumbs-up!Copy !req
375. That was, like... that was emotional.Copy !req
376. So, you got anything else coming out?Copy !req
377. No, you know.
I'm just, I'm auditioning—Copy !req
378. I can't believe you're not really retarded!
Jake's not a very good actor.Copy !req
379. You can't really tell on X ena, 'cause he's
in the hairy gnome suit and everything,Copy !req
380. but when we were little, he used to
put on these really low-budg renditionsCopy !req
381. of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals
in our attic, and they were awful!Copy !req
382. Like, so bad. Aah!Copy !req
383. It sucks, though, 'cause there's not that
much work for little people, you know.Copy !req
384. Anyway, I've been talking too much.Copy !req
385. I'll just—
You got to fill out your forms.Copy !req
386. What are you listening to?Copy !req
387. - The Shins. You know 'em?
- No.Copy !req
388. You got to hear this one song.
It'll change your life, I swear.Copy !req
389. Oh, I'm sorry. You have to—
You got to fill out your forms.Copy !req
390. Conundrum!
Think you could maybe listen while—Copy !req
391. - I think I can handle it.
- Yeah? OK.Copy !req
392. Gold teeth and a curse for this townCopy !req
393. Were all in my mouthCopy !req
394. Only. I don't know how
they got out. DearCopy !req
395. Turn me back into the pet...Copy !req
396. It's good. I like it.Copy !req
397. - So, what are you here for?
- What are you here for?Copy !req
398. Waiting for a friend. You?Copy !req
399. - l, uh—
- Oh, fuck, that was nosy. I'm sorry.Copy !req
400. Ugh. I am, I am so nosy.Copy !req
401. I didn't, I didn't mean to be— I'm sorry.Copy !req
402. No, just, I get these headaches.
I just want to have it checked out.Copy !req
403. Cool.Copy !req
404. - Andrew Largeman?
- Yes?Copy !req
405. - We're ready for you now.
- Oh, OK.Copy !req
406. - Thank you. Nice meeting you.
- You didn't. I'm Sam.Copy !req
407. - Andrew.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
408. - Good luck with your head.
- Thanks.Copy !req
409. Don't worry, Sam.
We'll be with you next.Copy !req
410. - Mr. Andrew Largeman?
- Yes, hi.Copy !req
411. - There's nothing wrong with you.
- What?Copy !req
412. Just kidding.
How would I know that?Copy !req
413. Uh...Copy !req
414. I'm Dr. Cohen.Copy !req
415. What can we do for you today, Andrew?Copy !req
416. I've been getting these
really intense headaches.Copy !req
417. Um, they last for, like, a split second.Copy !req
418. It's like lightening. It's like a surge
of electricity, and then it's gone.Copy !req
419. Lithium?Copy !req
420. How long have you been on the lithium?Copy !req
421. Um, I've been on some form of it
since I was ten or so.Copy !req
422. And the Paxil, Zoloft,
Celexa... Depakote?Copy !req
423. Did they help you at all?Copy !req
424. No.Copy !req
425. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
426. It's recently occurred to me
I might not even have a problem.Copy !req
427. Only, I'd never know it,
because as far back as I can remember,Copy !req
428. I've been medicated.
I left them in L.A., though.Copy !req
429. This is the first time I haven't had
medicine in my body for a long time.Copy !req
430. Well, that stuff will leave your body pretty
fast. I could write you a prescription.Copy !req
431. Actually, I was thinking
about taking a vacation.Copy !req
432. Have you discussed this
with your psychiatrist?Copy !req
433. Uh... well, my psychiatrist is my dad.Copy !req
434. Yeah, so I think
he'd prefer me to stay on it.Copy !req
435. He... likes to think it makes me happy.Copy !req
436. You know, our bodies are capable
of doing some very funny thingsCopy !req
437. when they're consumed
with stress and anxiety.Copy !req
438. Uh...Copy !req
439. I found my ex-best friend's
cufflinks in my wife's purse.Copy !req
440. Hmm.Copy !req
441. I couldn't get an erection
for year and a half... for example.Copy !req
442. Wow. Um...Copy !req
443. But, I don't really think that's it,
because I don't,Copy !req
444. I don't really feel, like,
stressed or anxious at all.Copy !req
445. Well, with all the lithium he's had you on,
it's amazing you can even hear me now.Copy !req
446. Look, Andrew, first of all,Copy !req
447. I think you do need to find a psychiatrist
that isn't your father.Copy !req
448. That's something that should have been
remedied years ago. He knows better!Copy !req
449. And secondly... I'm in no position
to comment on whetherCopy !req
450. you should stay on the meds or not,
'cause I don't know your story.Copy !req
451. But my opinion, since you're paying for it,Copy !req
452. is that yeah, those drugs may help you
as a means to an end.Copy !req
453. But sooner or later,
if you're not in therapy,Copy !req
454. whatever's going on in your mind will find
a way to peek its head out of the water.Copy !req
455. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
456. Yeah, you're all right.
You're alive.Copy !req
457. Come on.
I'll take a look at you. Come.Copy !req
458. I'll need you to take your shoes off.
I have to scratch your feet.Copy !req
459. Godspeed all the bakers at dawnCopy !req
460. May they all cut their thumbsCopy !req
461. And bleed into their buns
till they melt awayCopy !req
462. I'm looking in on the good lifeCopy !req
463. I might be doomed never to findCopy !req
464. And if you'd 'a took to me. likeCopy !req
465. I'd 'a danced like
the queen of the eyesoresCopy !req
466. And the rest of our lives
would 'a fared wellCopy !req
467. So, why were you really there?Copy !req
468. Charging. I'm a robot.Copy !req
469. - Do you lie a lot?
- What do you consider a lot?Copy !req
470. Enough for people to call you a liar.Copy !req
471. - People call me lots of things.
- Is one of them "liar"?Copy !req
472. I could say no,
but how would you know I'm not lying?Copy !req
473. I guess I could choose to trust you.Copy !req
474. - You can do that?
- I can try.Copy !req
475. Whose bike is that?Copy !req
476. It was my grandfather's.Copy !req
477. It was the only thing he left to anyone
in my family, and he left it to me.Copy !req
478. And I like it.Copy !req
479. So, this is the point in the conversation
where you ask me if I'd like a ride home.Copy !req
480. - It is?
- Yep.Copy !req
481. Would you like a ride home?Copy !req
482. Fine... but I'm not getting in that sidecar.Copy !req
483. - Why not?
- Sidecars are for bitches.Copy !req
484. Anyone who rides in that
is automatically your bitch.Copy !req
485. Thus, I better ride on the back.Copy !req
486. - Oh.
- Hold on tight.Copy !req
487. OK, holdin'!Copy !req
488. My hair's blowin' in the wind.Copy !req
489. What, are you, like, a hand glider?Copy !req
490. My boyfriend was gonna pick me up,
so I brought it, but then he couldn't.Copy !req
491. What does he have,
one of those tandem things?Copy !req
492. No, he drives a Ninja.
Goes way faster than this guy.Copy !req
493. - What kind of helmet is that?
- You can wear it on a bike.Copy !req
494. - How's your head?
- I should live through the day.Copy !req
495. - Cool. Make a right here.
- All right.Copy !req
496. - Are you doing anything right now?
- Can you elaborate on "doing anything"?Copy !req
497. It's just, I know this guy, Jesse.
He bought this mansion right up here.Copy !req
498. And he wants me to come visit him,
but I don't want to stay very long.Copy !req
499. So, I was thinking, like, if you came, too,Copy !req
500. I could just say I have to take you home
when I'm ready to go.Copy !req
501. Wow. That's pretty damn
random of you, Andrew.Copy !req
502. - Well...
- "Nice to meet you. Can I use you?"Copy !req
503. - It's the Hollywood in you.
- No. Come on, it's not like that.Copy !req
504. It'll be fun, come on. I'll tell you what.
We can have, like, a signal.Copy !req
505. Like, when you pull on your ear,
that's the code.Copy !req
506. And I'll be like,
"Oh, I got to take her home."Copy !req
507. And then, then we'll go.Copy !req
508. Can we have code names, too?Copy !req
509. if you want.Copy !req
510. OK... but don't try and, like,
kidnap me or anything,Copy !req
511. 'cause my step uncle's a bounty hunter,
and he could have you tracked and killed.Copy !req
512. You're such a liar.Copy !req
513. Whoo!Copy !req
514. OK, you ready?Copy !req
515. I'll be fine. Am I the first boy
you've ever brought home?Copy !req
516. No, but, um... I lied to you before when l
told you that my boyfriend drives a Ninja.Copy !req
517. - He doesn't drive a bike?
- No, I don't have a boyfriend.Copy !req
518. But, you know, he might drive a Ninja...
wherever he is.Copy !req
519. Wow, we're off to a great start.Copy !req
520. OK. So-So sometimes I lie.Copy !req
521. I mean, I'm weird, man.Copy !req
522. About random stuff, too.
I don't even know why I do it.Copy !req
523. It's like, it's like a tic. I mean, sometimes
I hear myself say something,Copy !req
524. and then I think,
"Wow, that wasn't even remotely true."Copy !req
525. So, how do people know what's real?Copy !req
526. Well, I always feel bad afterwards
and admit them when they're lies.Copy !req
527. - Can you trust that?
- Open the door.Copy !req
528. Kevin, down. Mom!Copy !req
529. Come on, kick 'em in the balls.
Come on. Mom!Copy !req
530. Everybody down.
Who wants to eat?Copy !req
531. Do you want to eat?
Then get the fuck off him.Copy !req
532. Go on, get out.Copy !req
533. I'm so sorry.
We just don't have the time to train them.Copy !req
534. - Who's got the time to train them?
- Mom.Copy !req
535. - This is Andrew.
- Welcome, welcome.Copy !req
536. - I'm sorry the place is a wreck. Honey?
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
537. I asked you to get the metal wheel
out of the hamster cage?Copy !req
538. - I forgot.
- Well, you forgot, and now Jelly's dead.Copy !req
539. Luckily, I got Peanut Butter out in time.Copy !req
540. We have to get the only hamsters
on planet EarthCopy !req
541. who can't figure out
a stupid hamster wheel.Copy !req
542. There's a tin box on the kitchen counter.Copy !req
543. You can do the honors.
I have to get to work.Copy !req
544. - It's nice to meet you. Andrew, right?
- Yes. Very nice to meet you.Copy !req
545. Samantha, put the clothes
in the dryer and bury Jelly.Copy !req
546. So, this is it.Copy !req
547. - It's nice.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
548. Don't say that 'cause
you can't think of anything else.Copy !req
549. I'm not, I'm not. It's very cozy. You guys
are a little early on the tree, though.Copy !req
550. Yeah, well, we never got around
to taking it down,Copy !req
551. so when it got to be fall again,
we figured, just leave it up.Copy !req
552. Oh, my God.
You're totally freaked out right now.Copy !req
553. - You, like, can't wait to leave.
- I'm not, I'm not. I like it. It's very nice.Copy !req
554. - You want to see my room?
- Sure.Copy !req
555. Hey. Titembay, this is my friend Andrew.
Andrew, this is my brother, Titembay.Copy !req
556. - Hi, it's very nice to meet you.
- Oh, it's nice to meet you.Copy !req
557. - I'm sorry about Jelly.
- Oh, that's OK.Copy !req
558. I saved some mac and cheese for you.
It's in the fridge.Copy !req
559. Thank you.Copy !req
560. Anyway... I'm late for class.Copy !req
561. - It's nice meeting you.
- Very nice to meet you.Copy !req
562. See you later.Copy !req
563. So, here we are.
It's nothing fancy, but you know...Copy !req
564. What?Copy !req
565. Uh, it's Titembay, right?Copy !req
566. Yeah, it's weird, huh?
You're, like, so freaked out right now.Copy !req
567. You're running for the door. It's OK.
You can go. Don't feel bad—Copy !req
568. - Stop doing that.
- What?Copy !req
569. The thing you just did. Don't do that.
I want to be here. If I didn't, I wouldn't be.Copy !req
570. Trust me, my family is way more
fucked up than yours, OK?Copy !req
571. OK.Copy !req
572. So... Titembay.Copy !req
573. Yeah, he's my brother.Copy !req
574. - Is he adopted, or...?
- Kind of.Copy !req
575. My mom adopted him
from Sally Struthers years ago.Copy !req
576. One of those "For the cost
of a cup of coffee a day" things.Copy !req
577. Where she's like, "How can you
sit there and not help the children?"Copy !req
578. And we just couldn't sit there
and not help the children.Copy !req
579. So, we start sending him, like,
pictures and letters and stuff for years,Copy !req
580. but then I got really into ice skating,
so we sort of forgot about him.Copy !req
581. Then one day... we get this phone call,
and it's Titembay.Copy !req
582. He's at the dry cleaners
around the corner. And he's like,Copy !req
583. "I'm at Rutgers. I live in the dorms,
but I'm used to living with my tribe,Copy !req
584. so I'd rather live with a family."
And he's been living with us ever since.Copy !req
585. Wow.Copy !req
586. I know. He's the most amazing guy.
You ought to hear some of his stories.Copy !req
587. He struggled through so much
because he wanted to learn.Copy !req
588. When I think of what he's accomplished,
I just, I just feel, like, lazy, you know?Copy !req
589. He's studying criminal justice at Rutgers,Copy !req
590. and when he was a baby, he was one of
those kids with the flies all over his face.Copy !req
591. Wow.
I mean, it's a crazy story.Copy !req
592. Yeah, I know. I mean,
that's a true story. I am not that good.Copy !req
593. Ohh... this is Tickle.Copy !req
594. What is Tickle?Copy !req
595. Tickle's my favorite thing
in the whole world.Copy !req
596. It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket.Copy !req
597. - Tickle's all that remains.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
598. - Was there, like, a hurricane?
- Shut up!Copy !req
599. No, I mean...
I've had this since I was a baby.Copy !req
600. It's what they brought me
home in from the hospital.Copy !req
601. - It's like the Wailing Wall.
- What?Copy !req
602. Oh, the Wailing Wall is, like, this...Copy !req
603. It's, like, the most holy place for Jews
to go and pray in lsrael.Copy !req
604. It's all that's left of this enormous temple
that was destroyed by the Romans.Copy !req
605. - So you're, like, really Jewish.
- What?Copy !req
606. You are, aren't you? You are.Copy !req
607. I'm not. I mean, I'm Jewish,
but I'm not really Jewish.Copy !req
608. I mean, I don't do anything Jewish.Copy !req
609. I don't go to temple or anything, but l
don't know any Jews that go to temple.Copy !req
610. The Jews I know, they go on one day.
It's Yom Kippur, the Day of Repentance.Copy !req
611. OK.Copy !req
612. Did you know that most temples
are built with moveable walls,Copy !req
613. so that on the one day of the year
when everyone comes to repent,Copy !req
614. they can actually make
the room big enough to hold everyone?Copy !req
615. I don't really believe in God.Copy !req
616. - Just Tickle.
- Oh, I believe in Tickle.Copy !req
617. - We're not gonna make out or anything.
- What?Copy !req
618. I'm sorry. I just totally
ruined that moment, didn't l?Copy !req
619. - It's just, we're not gonna make out, OK?
- No, I hadn't planned on trying—Copy !req
620. Oh, I am so lame.
That was, like, really—Copy !req
621. I'm... I'm sorry. Forget I just said that.
I'm— That was dumb.Copy !req
622. You know what I do when I feel
completely unoriginal?Copy !req
623. What?Copy !req
624. Blah, blah, blah, blah, la!Copy !req
625. l-l make a noise, or I do something
that no one has ever done before,Copy !req
626. and then I can feel unique again,
even if it's only for, like, a second.Copy !req
627. - So, no one's ever done that?
- No. Not in this spot, no.Copy !req
628. You just witnessed a completely
original moment in human history.Copy !req
629. - It's refreshing. You should try it.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
630. - Come on.
- No, I think that was good enoughCopy !req
631. - for the both of us.
- Come on! What are you, shy?Copy !req
632. This is your one opportunity to do
something no one has ever done before,Copy !req
633. that no one will copy again
throughout human existence.Copy !req
634. And if nothing else,
you'll be rememberedCopy !req
635. as the one guy who ever did this -
this one thing.Copy !req
636. Uh...Copy !req
637. - How was that?
- Oh, I've done that one before.Copy !req
638. So, I got to go bury this hamster
before the dogs eat him.Copy !req
639. Wanna help? Hmm?Copy !req
640. Stood beneath an orange skyCopy !req
641. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
642. - I mean, this is, uh—
- I know.Copy !req
643. It's not that we're bad pet owners.Copy !req
644. It's just, you know, we've had
so many of them over the years.Copy !req
645. Besides, a lot of these are fish.Copy !req
646. After you.Copy !req
647. All right.Copy !req
648. Sit down.Copy !req
649. What are you thinking about?Copy !req
650. - Now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
651. - Right now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. Right now, I was thinking I've been going
to a lot of these things lately.Copy !req
653. - What, dates?
- Not dates.Copy !req
654. This is a date?
This isn't a date.Copy !req
655. Funerals.Copy !req
656. Why? Who else died?Copy !req
657. Oh, um...Copy !req
658. That's why I'm home, actually.
I guess I haven't even told you that yet.Copy !req
659. My mom just died.Copy !req
660. God, that's weird
to say that out loud, but, uh...Copy !req
661. My mom just died, and...
yeah, that's why I'm home.Copy !req
662. I'm so sorry.
God, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
663. And here I am, putting you
through another one of these.Copy !req
664. Not that Jelly's anywhere near your mom.
I mean, we loved Jelly, but...Copy !req
665. - I'm so sorry.
- No, it's OK. It's all right.Copy !req
666. I'm all right with it.Copy !req
667. Anyway, I think it's
what she wanted, so...Copy !req
668. How did she die?Copy !req
669. She drowned, actually.Copy !req
670. Yeah, my mother was a paraplegic.Copy !req
671. She was in a wheelchair,
so she... you know.Copy !req
672. And... I guess she was taking a bath,
and she must have slipped or something.Copy !req
673. That's what they say.
I don't know.Copy !req
674. But, needless to say, she drowned,Copy !req
675. and that's how she... she died.Copy !req
676. When?Copy !req
677. This was, uh...Copy !req
678. Sunday.Copy !req
679. Oh, my God.Copy !req
680. Why are you crying?Copy !req
681. I don't know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
682. I'm not usually like this.
It's just, like...Copy !req
683. It's just so sad.Copy !req
684. You know, it's like...Copy !req
685. It's so tragic, isn't it? It is.Copy !req
686. I mean, it's like, it's like real-life tragedy
or something. I mean...Copy !req
687. Anyway, let's just,
let's change the subject, OK?Copy !req
688. Let's really bring
the focus back to Jelly,Copy !req
689. 'cause what could be ruder than talking
about someone else who diedCopy !req
690. when you're in the act
of burying a close friend?Copy !req
691. - Well, what should we do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
692. I've only been to one of these things.
You appear to be the expert.Copy !req
693. Well, we usually say something.Copy !req
694. OK, I'll go first. Um...Copy !req
695. Didn't really know you, Jelly.
From what I hear, you were a good pet.Copy !req
696. - Little trouble with the wheel—
- That's not funny.Copy !req
697. Jelly, you were a great pet.Copy !req
698. I'm sorry I forgot to take
the wheel out of your cage.Copy !req
699. I'm so, so sorry about that.Copy !req
700. Goodbye.Copy !req
701. I hope that you liked me.Copy !req
702. If I livedCopy !req
703. Till I was 102Copy !req
704. I just don't think I'll everCopy !req
705. Get over youCopy !req
706. Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me.
Why are you always doing that?Copy !req
707. - I haven't seen you in a while.
- I've been catching up with people here—Copy !req
708. Dr. Cohen called.
There's nothing wrong with you.Copy !req
709. Yeah, I think I'm starting
to figure that out myself.Copy !req
710. - When are you thinking of leaving?
- Uh, probably tomorrow.Copy !req
711. Um... you know, I got a lot of stuff
I got to take care of in L.A.Copy !req
712. - Probably have to find a new job, so—
- We need to talk.Copy !req
713. Yeah. How?
I mean, when?Copy !req
714. What are you doing now?Copy !req
715. Now's not good, 'cause I told my friend
Mark I was gonna meet up with him.Copy !req
716. But how about, like, later tonight?Copy !req
717. - OK, then, we'll talk.
- Yeah.Copy !req
718. We owe that to each other.Copy !req
719. Yeah.Copy !req
720. We owe it to her.Copy !req
721. Yeah.Copy !req
722. Good.Copy !req
723. Sorry I scared you.Copy !req
724. How could you leave all that lithium?Copy !req
725. I was totally gonna
hit you up for some, man.Copy !req
726. This fucking guy.
I'm glad you're back, man.Copy !req
727. 'Cause this town is so messed up.
Everyone's got their drug of choice.Copy !req
728. It's like in Brave New World.
You ever read that book?Copy !req
729. Who wrote that? Aldous...Copy !req
730. Aldous something. Aldous...Copy !req
731. Anyway, there's, like,Copy !req
732. Alphas and Betas and Epsilons
and all sorts of people...Copy !req
733. Huxtable.Copy !req
734. Aldous Huxtable.
That's it, bro.Copy !req
735. Andrew, would you like to see
Sam's ice-skating tape?Copy !req
736. - Mom, no.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
737. She was so ahead of her time.
She could have gone to the Olympics.Copy !req
738. No, no, no, no.
I couldn't have.Copy !req
739. Yes, you could've. Don't blame it
on the epilepsy. You had a gift.Copy !req
740. Come on, let me see it.Copy !req
741. Let's show him the "Florida Stars
of the lce" opening. The gator costume.Copy !req
742. - Mom, I'm asking you seriously.
- Oh, come on. Don't be shy.Copy !req
743. - Let me see it.
- Oh, she wants you to see it.Copy !req
744. How could you not want him
to see how talented you are?Copy !req
745. - Were.
- Come on.Copy !req
746. - Come on.
- Ugh.Copy !req
747. - Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm dusting for prints.Copy !req
748. Could we move
the crime scene into the kitchen?Copy !req
749. I want to show Andrew Sam's skating.Copy !req
750. Someone's pissing on my GameCube,
and I'm about to close the case.Copy !req
751. - It wasn't me, Your Honor.
- Paw prints point to a canine. Hmm.Copy !req
752. Andrew, sit down here on the couch.Copy !req
753. I can't believe you're showing him this.Copy !req
754. Look, there she is.Copy !req
755. - You're the alligator?
- You can tell by the hands.Copy !req
756. Here comes the double axel.Copy !req
757. And... land.Copy !req
758. - Oh, I mean, come on. Is she good?
- Wow! She's great.Copy !req
759. All right.Copy !req
760. - Wow.
- Shut up.Copy !req
761. No, I mean, your mom's right.
You're really good.Copy !req
762. This was awesome, but we got to go.Copy !req
763. I just wanted to show him how talented—Copy !req
764. - Mom, come on!
- My baby!Copy !req
765. All right, go on.
Go on, get away.Copy !req
766. Wait a minute.
Give me a hug.Copy !req
767. I love you so much.
I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
768. - I love you, too.
- Have a good night.Copy !req
769. - Thanks for dinner.
- Come, you're giving me a hug, too.Copy !req
770. - Mom, come on.
- I'll take a hug.Copy !req
771. - Good night. See you later, Tim.
- Bye, Tim.Copy !req
772. Peace out, player.Copy !req
773. It was the only thing
I ever liked doing.Copy !req
774. pretending to be someone else.Copy !req
775. I've been so out of it, the only parts I get
offered are playing handicapped people.Copy !req
776. - That is not funny.
- Come on, you got to see that's a joke.Copy !req
777. if you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna
seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.Copy !req
778. All right, so, what are we
laughing at you about?Copy !req
779. Mmm...Copy !req
780. I lied again.
I have epilepsy.Copy !req
781. Which part are we laughing about?Copy !req
782. l, um...Copy !req
783. I had a seizure
at the law office where I work.Copy !req
784. Their insurance wouldn't cover me
unless I wore preventative covering.Copy !req
785. - What's preventative covering?
- The helmet I was wearing.Copy !req
786. Oh, come on!
That's funny.Copy !req
787. That's really funny. I'm the only person
who wears a helmet to workCopy !req
788. who isn't, like, putting out fires
or, like, racing for NASCAR.Copy !req
789. But what do you do?
I mean, I can't quit.Copy !req
790. Their insurance is amazing.
What do you do?Copy !req
791. You laugh, you know?
I'm not saying I don't cry.Copy !req
792. But in between... I laugh.Copy !req
793. And I realize how silly it is
to take anything too seriously.Copy !req
794. Plus, I look forward to a good cry.Copy !req
795. Feels pretty good.Copy !req
796. I haven't cried since I was a little kid.Copy !req
797. I didn't cry at my mother's funeral.Copy !req
798. I tried, you know?Copy !req
799. I thought of all the saddest things
I could think of, like things in movies...Copy !req
800. There's this image from Life magazine
that's always haunted me,Copy !req
801. and I just, I focused in on it, you know?
But nothing came.Copy !req
802. That actually made me
sadder than anything,Copy !req
803. - the fact that I just felt so numb.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
804. - Just that—
- Hey, vagina!Copy !req
805. Hey, what's up, guys?Copy !req
806. Uh, Sam, that's Mark, Dave,
and you remember Jesse.Copy !req
807. - What's up?
- Hey, nice to meet you.Copy !req
808. I'm sorry I said "vagina" just now.
I didn't know you were here.Copy !req
809. - Oh, that's OK.
- Nice.Copy !req
810. Let's get fucked up.Copy !req
811. One, two, three! Whoo!Copy !req
812. What are you doing?Copy !req
813. Largeman, get the fuck in the pool.Copy !req
814. It's so warm!Copy !req
815. Can you swim?Copy !req
816. Of course I can swim.Copy !req
817. Dude, maybe you should stay
on the steps. I don't know CPR.Copy !req
818. You look like a wet beaver.Copy !req
819. There's a handful of normal kid things
I kind of missed.Copy !req
820. There's a handful of normal
kid things I kind of wish I'd missed.Copy !req
821. You know that point
in your life when you realizeCopy !req
822. the house you grew up in
isn't really your home anymore?Copy !req
823. All of a sudden, even though you have
someplace where you put your shit,Copy !req
824. that idea of home is gone.Copy !req
825. I still feel at home in my house.Copy !req
826. You'll see. When you move out, it just
sort of happens. One day, it's gone.Copy !req
827. And you feel like
you can never get it back.Copy !req
828. It's like you feel homesick
for a place that doesn't even exist.Copy !req
829. Or maybe it's like this
rite of passage, you know?Copy !req
830. You'll never have
that feeling again until you createCopy !req
831. a new idea of "home"
for yourself, you know?Copy !req
832. For your kids, for the family you start.Copy !req
833. It's like a cycle or something.Copy !req
834. I don't know, but I miss
the idea of it, you know?Copy !req
835. Maybe that's all a family really is...Copy !req
836. a group of people who miss
the same imaginary place.Copy !req
837. Maybe.Copy !req
838. Are you ready? Whoo!Copy !req
839. How about some fuckin' furniture, dude?Copy !req
840. I bought a chair,
but I didn't like it.Copy !req
841. - Where is it?
- It's keeping us warm.Copy !req
842. Silent Velcro.Copy !req
843. You lucky motherfucker.Copy !req
844. I feel like if I'd shown up at school
and presented the idea of silent Velcro,Copy !req
845. they would've sent me away
a whole lot sooner.Copy !req
846. - Why did they send you away?
- Ooh, listen to this girl.Copy !req
847. - They didn't send me away.
- You just said they sent you away.Copy !req
848. They sent me away.
They sent me to boarding school.Copy !req
849. "Sent me away" sounds like I went
to some asylum. There were no straps.Copy !req
850. Why did they send you
to boarding school?Copy !req
851. They sent me to boarding schoolCopy !req
852. because they thought
I might be dangerous.Copy !req
853. "You're so freaked out. You're running for
the door. You can go. Don't feel bad."Copy !req
854. That's really funny.
That's really funny.Copy !req
855. Why would they think
you'd be dangerous?Copy !req
856. - You're like a little detective.
- Well...Copy !req
857. - Yeah?
- You're gay.Copy !req
858. No.Copy !req
859. Drum roll.Copy !req
860. I was the reason
she was in a wheelchair.Copy !req
861. I pushed her.Copy !req
862. So, there that is.Copy !req
863. - Shut up.
- Fuck off.Copy !req
864. No, it's the truth.Copy !req
865. Why?Copy !req
866. Just a complete
freak accident, you know?Copy !req
867. One of those things
you replay a million times,Copy !req
868. and you see how clearly
it was just a complete freak thing.Copy !req
869. I mean, my whole life,
she was depressed for no reason.Copy !req
870. And one day, you know -
I was a little kid. I was nine years old -Copy !req
871. and I just hated her for that,Copy !req
872. and I pushed her.Copy !req
873. And it was innocent. I was just
completely frustrated, because—Copy !req
874. - Because you couldn't make her happy?
- Yeah. Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
875. And-And any other time,
you know, any other day,Copy !req
876. she would've yelled at me
and sent me to my room.Copy !req
877. But this day,
on this particular day,Copy !req
878. the door of the dishwasher...
had fallen open.Copy !req
879. The latch on it was broken,
and it would just randomly fall open.Copy !req
880. That fucking latch, you know...Copy !req
881. It's-It's really amazing how much
of my life has been determinedCopy !req
882. by a quarter-inch piece of plastic, but...Copy !req
883. So, anyway,
she-she fell back over the doorCopy !req
884. and hit her neck on the kitchen counter,
paralyzing her from the waist down.Copy !req
885. Wow.Copy !req
886. Still want to compare fucked-up families?Copy !req
887. But your mom was in
the wheelchair long before you left.Copy !req
888. Yeah. Well, I was nine.Copy !req
889. So, they sent me to therapy
and put me on these drugsCopy !req
890. that were supposed to curb my anger.Copy !req
891. And I've been on some
form of them since.Copy !req
892. And when I was 16, my psychiatrist dad
came around to the conclusionCopy !req
893. that it probably wasn't the best
environment for me to be in.Copy !req
894. So, he sent me to boarding school,
and I haven't been home since.Copy !req
895. - Until now.
- For her funeral.Copy !req
896. Until now, for her funeral.Copy !req
897. I can't believe the retarded
quarterback's a pill popper.Copy !req
898. Jesse?Copy !req
899. Where's the sauna?Copy !req
900. - I'll show her.
- No, I got it.Copy !req
901. No, you get her a towel.Copy !req
902. Want a ride, sweetheart?Copy !req
903. - You're in it right now, aren't you?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
904. My mom always says that when I'm
working something out in my head.Copy !req
905. She's like, "You're in it right now."Copy !req
906. And I'm looking at you,
and you're telling me this story,Copy !req
907. and... you're definitely in it right now.Copy !req
908. I think you're right.
I am in it.Copy !req
909. Yeah, whatever.
Could we just change the subject, OK?Copy !req
910. Let's just talk about good stuff.Copy !req
911. Good stuff?Copy !req
912. Like "glass half full" shit.
What do you got?Copy !req
913. Got a little buzz.
I got that.Copy !req
914. - What you got?
- I got a little buzz goin'.Copy !req
915. And I like you.Copy !req
916. So, there's that.Copy !req
917. I guess I have that.Copy !req
918. I can tap dance.
You want to see me tap dance?Copy !req
919. I would love to see you tap dance.Copy !req
920. So what if you catch me.
where would we land?Copy !req
921. In somebody's life for taking his handsCopy !req
922. See. I can tellCopy !req
923. What are you doing?Copy !req
924. You collect Desert Storm trading cards?Copy !req
925. Fuck, yeah.
Those things are collector's items, man.Copy !req
926. You have any idea how much
those are gonna be worth?Copy !req
927. - Really?
- Hell, yeah. That shit's an investment.Copy !req
928. I have lots of investments all over.Copy !req
929. One day I'm gonna sell all of them,
and just fuckin' live off of it.Copy !req
930. So, like, how much is this one worth?Copy !req
931. - Which?
- "Night Vision Goggles."Copy !req
932. I don't know. Mint?
Two, maybe three.Copy !req
933. - Dollars?
- Yeah.Copy !req
934. It's too early. You don't sell yet.
Don't you know anything about investing?Copy !req
935. I'm gonna live off that shit.Copy !req
936. if you have a complete set,
it's worth, like, thousands.Copy !req
937. So, do you have the complete set?Copy !req
938. Almost. The corners are bent
on my "Friendly Fire,"Copy !req
939. and someone stole my "Wolf Blitzer."Copy !req
940. Now, look. What do you got to do today?Copy !req
941. 'Cause, uh... I got you
a little going-away present,Copy !req
942. but, uh... I got to kinda track it down first.Copy !req
943. - So, can you give me a ride?
- Uh, yeah. I just...Copy !req
944. What?Copy !req
945. - No, nothing. I just...
- Say it, speak.Copy !req
946. I kind of told Sam I was gonna
hang out with her today, so...Copy !req
947. She can come.
I don't care.Copy !req
948. I could have been a sailorCopy !req
949. Could have been a cookCopy !req
950. A real live loverCopy !req
951. Could have been a bookCopy !req
952. I could have been a signpostCopy !req
953. Could have been a clockCopy !req
954. As simple as a kettleCopy !req
955. Steady as a rockCopy !req
956. I could be here and nowCopy !req
957. I would be. I should be.
but how?Copy !req
958. I can't believe
we're in fuckin' Handi-World.Copy !req
959. We're getting money.
Don't look guilty.Copy !req
960. - How do I look guilty?
- Andrew Largeman?Copy !req
961. - Oh, no. Benson.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
962. - Who's that?
- Don't give him your number.Copy !req
963. Hey, man, what's up?Copy !req
964. - Holy shit!
- How's it going?Copy !req
965. I haven't seen you since, like, junior year.Copy !req
966. I thought you killed yourself.Copy !req
967. What?Copy !req
968. I thought you killed yourself.
That wasn't you?Copy !req
969. No, no. That wasn't me.Copy !req
970. Who killed themselves?Copy !req
971. That was the Gleason kid.
Oh, and Tina.Copy !req
972. - Tina who?
- You remember Tina.Copy !req
973. She was anorexic, did gymnastics...Copy !req
974. - Oh, gymnastics Tina? How'd she do it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
975. - She wasn't Jewish. I didn't bury her.
- I think it was sleeping pills.Copy !req
976. Or that car-in-the-garage thing. I forgot.Copy !req
977. Oh, sorry.
This is Sam, Karl. Karl, Sam.Copy !req
978. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
979. I got to go find that thing.
You stay here. I'll be back.Copy !req
980. ls- Is it heavy, or...? OK.Copy !req
981. Weren't you on a TV show or something?Copy !req
982. Yeah, it was just this, just this show.Copy !req
983. So you're, like, working here?
That's cool.Copy !req
984. Only for a little while.
I'm opening my own business.Copy !req
985. Actually, I should talk to you about it.Copy !req
986. I'm looking for smart people like you,
Large. I should get your number.Copy !req
987. Yeah, definitely.
That'd be, that'd be cool.Copy !req
988. I'd like to talk to you - both -
about a good opportunityCopy !req
989. for you and your loved ones.Copy !req
990. We all have dreams.
I know I do.Copy !req
991. I'd like to talk to you about an exciting
opportunity that people are talking about.Copy !req
992. - We got to get going.
- Oh, OK. It was good to see you, Karl.Copy !req
993. - I should get your number.
- Definitely. I'll call you,Copy !req
994. - 'cause I think he has it in his book.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
995. Why is it always the losers that
get caught up in the pyramid schemes?Copy !req
996. Why can't it be some charming, hot girl
nagging you incessantly to buy shit?Copy !req
997. - Is that what he's doing?
- Yeah, it's detergent or some shit.Copy !req
998. Why are you buying knives?
I don't need knives.Copy !req
999. - I'd like to return these.
- You got a receipt?Copy !req
1000. Actually, no.
They were a gift.Copy !req
1001. - Why are you returning these?
- They're not sharp enough.Copy !req
1002. - They're not sharp enough?
- No, not for what we need them for.Copy !req
1003. They couldn't cut cans.Copy !req
1004. You bought them to cut cans?Copy !req
1005. No, but in the commercial it said
if I wanted to cut cans, I could.Copy !req
1006. - But with these knives, I can't.
- Well, it comes with a sharpener.Copy !req
1007. - Did you try it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1008. They're just...Copy !req
1009. I don't want them.
They're not sharp enough.Copy !req
1010. OK.Copy !req
1011. A major loophole
in the Handi-World return policyCopy !req
1012. is that they permit returns
without receipts on items below $40.Copy !req
1013. So, how often do you go?Copy !req
1014. I hit every employee once,
and then I wait till they hire new ones.Copy !req
1015. Luckily, nobody stays at Handi-World
very long, except Karl Benson.Copy !req
1016. Mark, it's my last day in town. If you
need money, I could loan you some—Copy !req
1017. I don't need your money.
I'm making my own.Copy !req
1018. Take Jesse's.
The guy's a millionaire.Copy !req
1019. I don't take anybody's money, OK?
I make my own. Favors are bad news.Copy !req
1020. The only thing worse than a favor
is a favor involving money, OK?Copy !req
1021. Let's go. I got to see a guy
about a nitrous tank.Copy !req
1022. Too low to find my wayCopy !req
1023. Too high to wonder whyCopy !req
1024. I've touched this place beforeCopy !req
1025. Somewhere in another timeCopy !req
1026. Now I can hear the sunCopy !req
1027. The clouds drifting through the blindsCopy !req
1028. A half a million thoughtsCopy !req
1029. Are flowing through my mindCopy !req
1030. What is this place?Copy !req
1031. I think you can see into hotel rooms.Copy !req
1032. Come on, tough guy!
Come on, tough guy!Copy !req
1033. Shut up!Copy !req
1034. Yeah. Oh. oh! Yeah!Copy !req
1035. I'm gonna fucking cum!Copy !req
1036. That shit was hot.
That shit was hot.Copy !req
1037. I got to go drop some knowledge
on that ho right there.Copy !req
1038. - How do you know she's a hooker?
- Of course she's a fuckin' hooker.Copy !req
1039. Girls who look like her
do not fuck guys that look like himCopy !req
1040. unless it's for coke, money, or fame.Copy !req
1041. Well, Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.Copy !req
1042. - Who the fuck are you?
- This is Sam, this is Large.Copy !req
1043. No offense, man, but why you
bringing these fucking people here?Copy !req
1044. This is the guy who needs that thing.Copy !req
1045. I brought you the tank, 'K?
Could you just tell us where to go now?Copy !req
1046. - That thing come with balloons?
- What am l, a fucking birthday clown?Copy !req
1047. No, it doesn't come with balloons, OK?
Suck it off the tap.Copy !req
1048. And I need it back,
'cause that guy's holding my 39 bucks.Copy !req
1049. All right, hold up. Hold up!Copy !req
1050. Who here just saw some titties?Copy !req
1051. Raise your hand
if you just saw some titties.Copy !req
1052. Hmm?Copy !req
1053. Thank you.
So everybody, just calm the fuck down.Copy !req
1054. Now... you know where
Kiernan's Quarry is?Copy !req
1055. - Down in Newark. Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1056. It's at the bottom
of Hillside and Rivington.Copy !req
1057. Can't really see it from the street.
but it's there.Copy !req
1058. Park your car at the gate
and hop the fence.Copy !req
1059. At the bottom of the quarry. There's
a junkyard run by this guy named Albert.Copy !req
1060. He's the one that tracked down
the piece you're looking for. All right?Copy !req
1061. I'll call him right now
and tell him to expect you.Copy !req
1062. OK, stop.Copy !req
1063. - What the fuck are we doing?
- Just be patient, man.Copy !req
1064. We've been patient all day,
but it's my last day in town.Copy !req
1065. if you told me we're going on scavenger
hunt for blow, I would've passed.Copy !req
1066. Please. If I was gonna get you coke,
we would've goneCopy !req
1067. to the high school football practice.
We'd have been rolling five hours ago.Copy !req
1068. We've corrupted
this innocent girl enough.Copy !req
1069. - I'm not innocent.
- You are. That's what I like about you.Copy !req
1070. I don't want this guy taking you to some
sketchy quarry in the middle of nowhereCopy !req
1071. to find, like, crack whores
huffing turpentineCopy !req
1072. or pit bulls raping each other,
or whatever it is you have us doing.Copy !req
1073. Wow. That's, like, the most worked up
I've ever seen you.Copy !req
1074. - He was protecting me.
- So?Copy !req
1075. - He likes me.
- Don't be cute.Copy !req
1076. He's my knight in shining armor.Copy !req
1077. Don't talk about knights in front of Mark.
It's a sore subject.Copy !req
1078. I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.Copy !req
1079. Pun intended?Copy !req
1080. Oh, you're—Copy !req
1081. Oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
1082. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1083. - Wow.
- I never even knew this was here.Copy !req
1084. I've heard about it.
They were supposed to build a mall here.Copy !req
1085. I remember reading about that
in the paper.Copy !req
1086. They were digging or something, and
they break into this natural phenomenon.Copy !req
1087. It's like an underground
Grand Canyon or something.Copy !req
1088. Now they're in some huge legal battle
over whether they can build here.Copy !req
1089. Can you imagine the guy
whose job it is to fight for his rightCopy !req
1090. to build a mall on some, like,
geological phenomenon?Copy !req
1091. They love their malls here, man. All right,
let's find this guy and get out of here.Copy !req
1092. You're not gonna tell us
what we're getting?Copy !req
1093. - It's a surprise. You'll see.
- I think it's gonna rain.Copy !req
1094. So, this is it.Copy !req
1095. So, knock. Knock and barter
for Desert Storm trading cards.Copy !req
1096. Don't tease me about my hobbies.
I don't tease you about being an asshole.Copy !req
1097. OK.Copy !req
1098. - Mark?
- Yeah. Albert?Copy !req
1099. Come on in.Copy !req
1100. Oh, man. You guys must be freezing.
Make yourselves warm by the fire.Copy !req
1101. I'm just gonna go put her down, OK?
I'll be right back out.Copy !req
1102. I must say... I'm continually impressed
with how each place you bring us toCopy !req
1103. - continues to be weirder and weirder.
- What do you mean? This is nice.Copy !req
1104. Oh, nothing. Just hanging out in an old
boat at the bottom of a quarry in Newark.Copy !req
1105. It's hardly the bottom, dude.Copy !req
1106. Did you check out that cliff down there?Copy !req
1107. Hey... this is my wife, Faye.Copy !req
1108. Hi. Welcome.Copy !req
1109. Please, have a seat.
Make yourselves comfortable.Copy !req
1110. - Man, it's really coming down out there.
- Yeah, it started pouring all of a sudden.Copy !req
1111. Well, in a bad storm, I like to pretend
that this old boat's my own private ark.Copy !req
1112. Unfortunately, if this is the apocalypse,
I'm not quite sure it still floats.Copy !req
1113. - Listen, would anybody like some tea?
- I'd love some, thank you.Copy !req
1114. Do you want some tea?
OK, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1115. What is this place?
What is it that you do down here?Copy !req
1116. Well, we're calling it Kiernan's Fault.
No one knows what it is.Copy !req
1117. We haven't been able to explore it.
Meanwhile, while they're in litigation,Copy !req
1118. they hired me to make sure
no one comes inside.Copy !req
1119. Wow.Copy !req
1120. But what they don't know
is that at night, I climb down.Copy !req
1121. So how deep does it go?
Thank you.Copy !req
1122. You know - thank you -
no one really knows.Copy !req
1123. But I like to pretend it's infinite.Copy !req
1124. It's kind of an odd job -
guardian of an infinite abyss.Copy !req
1125. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is.Copy !req
1126. But we also trade
and deal in antique jewelry.Copy !req
1127. I suppose it is odd
that we live down here like this.Copy !req
1128. - Not at all.
- It never crossed my mind.Copy !req
1129. Well... we think it's important.Copy !req
1130. Why? What is it that
you think you're gonna find?Copy !req
1131. I guess I just like the idea
of discovering something -Copy !req
1132. of doing something that's completely
unique, that's never been done before.Copy !req
1133. - Albert's Abyss.
- Well, maybe. Who knows?Copy !req
1134. But you know what? That's all ego.
None of that really matters.Copy !req
1135. if I get to be with this person right here,
and our beautiful baby...Copy !req
1136. that's all I need.Copy !req
1137. Well, I suppose you want what you
came all the way down here for.Copy !req
1138. Oh, yeah.
That'd be great.Copy !req
1139. Now, it took me a while to track
this piece down, but I owe Diego huge.Copy !req
1140. That's it.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
1141. - Yeah.
- Really.Copy !req
1142. Listen, good luck in the rain. Do you guys
want some garbage bags or something?Copy !req
1143. - Yeah.
- OK. That actually would be great.Copy !req
1144. Tom. get your plane right on timeCopy !req
1145. I know your part'll go fineCopy !req
1146. Goodbye!Copy !req
1147. - Hey, Albert!
- Yeah?Copy !req
1148. Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.Copy !req
1149. Thank you. Hey!Copy !req
1150. You, too.Copy !req
1151. I get the news.
I need on the weather reportCopy !req
1152. Oh. I can gather all the news I need
on the weather reportCopy !req
1153. Hey. I've got nothing
to do today but smileCopy !req
1154. Da-do da-do doo-da.
and here I amCopy !req
1155. The only living boy in New YorkCopy !req
1156. Half of the time we're gone
but we don't know whereCopy !req
1157. And we don't know whereCopy !req
1158. Here I amCopy !req
1159. Whoo!Copy !req
1160. Half of the time we're gone
but we don't know whereCopy !req
1161. And we don't know whereCopy !req
1162. Tom. get your plane right on timeCopy !req
1163. I know that you've
been eager to fly. NowCopy !req
1164. Hey. let your honesty
shine. Shine. Shine. NowCopy !req
1165. Da-do da-do doo-da doo-daCopy !req
1166. Like it shines on meCopy !req
1167. The only living boy in New YorkCopy !req
1168. The only living boy in New YorkCopy !req
1169. So... I don't know
if I'm gonna see you, man.Copy !req
1170. Don't you want to know
what's in the bag?Copy !req
1171. To be honest,
I don't even care anymore.Copy !req
1172. What is it?Copy !req
1173. It's my mom's favorite necklace.Copy !req
1174. I'd be lying to you if I told you
it was my plan all along.Copy !req
1175. But... I got it back to you, right?
That's got to be worth something.Copy !req
1176. This whole day was about this?Copy !req
1177. You didn't want it down there with her.
It's better it's with you.Copy !req
1178. OK.Copy !req
1179. Hey, if you ever need a Kato,
you know where to find me.Copy !req
1180. It's funny, this...Copy !req
1181. This necklace reminds me of this really
random memory of my mother.Copy !req
1182. I was, I was a little kid, and I was crying
for one reason or another, and...Copy !req
1183. she was just, like, you know, cradling
me and rocking me back and forth.Copy !req
1184. I can remember seeing
the little balls in this thingCopy !req
1185. just sort of floating back and forth, and...Copy !req
1186. And there was just, like, snot
dripping down my nose, right?Copy !req
1187. And, uh...
she gave me her sleeve...Copy !req
1188. and she told me
to blow my nose into it.Copy !req
1189. And I remember thinking,
even as a little kid,Copy !req
1190. "Wow.Copy !req
1191. This is love."Copy !req
1192. This is love.Copy !req
1193. Large.Copy !req
1194. - I think I see one.
- Shut up.Copy !req
1195. Yeah, I do.
Wait, we should save it or something.Copy !req
1196. OK, don't move. OK.Copy !req
1197. We could put it in my scrapbook,
if I had a scrapbook.Copy !req
1198. - That it?
- I think so.Copy !req
1199. I don't really feel any more coming.Copy !req
1200. Well, if you do, just let me know.
I'll get the cup, OK?Copy !req
1201. This was such a good idea.Copy !req
1202. - Who are you?
- I'm your new friend, Sam.Copy !req
1203. Tissue?Copy !req
1204. Come here.Copy !req
1205. Fuck, this hurts so much.Copy !req
1206. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1207. But that is life.Copy !req
1208. if nothing else, that's life, you know?Copy !req
1209. It's real.Copy !req
1210. Sometimes it fuckin' hurts.Copy !req
1211. To be honest, it's sort of all we have.Copy !req
1212. Hmm.Copy !req
1213. How are you feelin'?Copy !req
1214. Safe.Copy !req
1215. When I'm with you, I feel so safe.Copy !req
1216. Like I'm home.Copy !req
1217. They will see us wavingCopy !req
1218. From such great heightsCopy !req
1219. "Come down now. "Copy !req
1220. They'll sayCopy !req
1221. But everything looks perfectCopy !req
1222. From far away...Copy !req
1223. - Dad.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1224. Ha.Copy !req
1225. Come on in.Copy !req
1226. - I'm sorry I woke you up.
- No, no. I was just reading.Copy !req
1227. Where have you been?Copy !req
1228. Everywhere.Copy !req
1229. I've been on sort of a crazy journey
these last couple days.Copy !req
1230. You've been avoiding me.Copy !req
1231. No, I haven't been.
Come on.Copy !req
1232. OK, maybe I have been.Copy !req
1233. I'm sure you can find
lots of things in your lifeCopy !req
1234. that you can be angry about.Copy !req
1235. But what I do not understand
is why you're so angry at me.Copy !req
1236. All I ever wanted was
for everyone to be happy again.Copy !req
1237. - That's all I ever wanted.
- When were we all ever happy, Dad?Copy !req
1238. You always say that.
I mean, when was that?Copy !req
1239. What was this time that we were all so
happy? I don't have it in my memory.Copy !req
1240. Maybe if I did, I could help
steer us back there, but I just...Copy !req
1241. You know, you and I need to work on
being OK, if that's not in the cards for us.Copy !req
1242. Well, we might have a shot at it, if you
can forgive yourself for what you did.Copy !req
1243. What I did.
What I did.Copy !req
1244. OK. Let's do it, OK?
We're here, right?Copy !req
1245. Let's do it. I'm gonna forgive myself
for what I did. Are you ready?Copy !req
1246. I was a little boy,
and somebody made a shitty latch.Copy !req
1247. That's what I think
about the whole thing, OK?Copy !req
1248. And I'm not gonna take those drugs
anymore. They left me numb.Copy !req
1249. I have felt so fucking numb to everything
I've experienced in my life, OK?Copy !req
1250. And for that...Copy !req
1251. for that I'm here to forgive you.Copy !req
1252. You've always said all you wanted was
for us to have whatever it is we wanted.Copy !req
1253. Well, maybe what Mom wanted more
than anything was for it to all be over.Copy !req
1254. And for me... what I want more
than anything in the worldCopy !req
1255. is for it to be OK with you
for me to feel something again...Copy !req
1256. even if it's pain.Copy !req
1257. Going against
your doctor's recommendationCopy !req
1258. is a pretty weighty experiment
to take on, don't you think?Copy !req
1259. This is my life, Dad.Copy !req
1260. This is it.Copy !req
1261. I've spent 26 years waiting
for something else to start.Copy !req
1262. So, no. I don't think it's too much to take
on, because it's everything there is.Copy !req
1263. I see now it's all there is.Copy !req
1264. You and I are gonna be OK.
You know that, right?Copy !req
1265. We may not be as happy as you
always dreamed we would be, but...Copy !req
1266. for the first time,
let's just allow ourselvesCopy !req
1267. to be whatever it is that we are.Copy !req
1268. And that will be better, OK?Copy !req
1269. I think that will be better.Copy !req
1270. What are you thinking about?Copy !req
1271. You're not coming back, are you?Copy !req
1272. - Come on, Sam. Of course I am.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
1273. You don't realize this is good.Copy !req
1274. This doesn't happen often in your life,
you know?Copy !req
1275. I mean, this...Copy !req
1276. We can work this stuff out.Copy !req
1277. I want to help you, you know?Copy !req
1278. We need each other.
I haven't even lied in, like, two days.Copy !req
1279. Is that true?Copy !req
1280. No.Copy !req
1281. Look, this isn't, this isn't a conversation
about this being over.Copy !req
1282. It's-It's... I'm not, like, putting a period
at the end of this, you know?Copy !req
1283. I'm putting, like, an ellipsis on it.Copy !req
1284. 'Cause I'm worried that
if I don't go figure myself out,Copy !req
1285. if I don't go land on my own two feet,Copy !req
1286. then I'm just gonna fuck this whole
thing up, and this is too important.Copy !req
1287. I got to go.
l... I got to go.Copy !req
1288. I fired my psychiatrist.
I got to go find a new one.Copy !req
1289. Look, I'm gonna call you
when I get there.Copy !req
1290. I'm gonna call you, and...Copy !req
1291. Look at me.Copy !req
1292. Look at me.Copy !req
1293. You changed my life.Copy !req
1294. You changed my life,
and I've known you four days.Copy !req
1295. This is the beginning
of something really big.Copy !req
1296. But right now, I've got to go.Copy !req
1297. Come here.Copy !req
1298. Drink up. baby. DownCopy !req
1299. Mmm. are you in or are you out?Copy !req
1300. Leave your things behindCopy !req
1301. 'Cause it's all going off without youCopy !req
1302. Excuse me.
too busy writing your tragedyCopy !req
1303. These mishaps you bubble wrapCopy !req
1304. When you've no idea what you're likeCopy !req
1305. Take your seats as quickly as possible.Copy !req
1306. - What are you doing?
- Do you remember that idea I hadCopy !req
1307. about working stuff out,
then finding you once I figured stuff out?Copy !req
1308. - The ellipsis?
- Yeah, the ellipsis. It's dumb.Copy !req
1309. It's an awful idea,
and I'm not gonna do it, OK?Copy !req
1310. 'Cause like you said, this is it.Copy !req
1311. This is life.Copy !req
1312. And I'm in love with you, Samantha.Copy !req
1313. I think that's the only thing I've ever
been really sure of in my entire life.Copy !req
1314. I'm really messed up right now,
and I've got a lot of stuff to work out,Copy !req
1315. but I don't want to waste any more
of my life without you in it, OK?Copy !req
1316. - Yeah.
- And I think I can do this. I want to.Copy !req
1317. - We have to, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1318. - Right?
- Yes!Copy !req
1319. So, what do we do?Copy !req
1320. What do we do?Copy !req