1. FREDDY!Copy !req
2. FREDDY!Copy !req
3. FREDDY!Copy !req
4. FREDDY!Copy !req
5. FREDDY!Copy !req
6. FREDDY!Copy !req
7. FREDDY!Copy !req
8. OH! THAT WAS UNREAL!Copy !req
9. YEAH. IT WAS NICE.Copy !req
10. NICE? BUT YOU WERE
CALLING OUT MY NAME.Copy !req
11. WELL, YOU WERE
BANGING MY HEADCopy !req
12. INTO THE HEADBOARD
AND SINGING.Copy !req
13. IT KIND OF HURT.Copy !req
14. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
15. I JUST WANTED YOU
TO FINISH.Copy !req
16. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
UHH!Copy !req
17. WELL, DID YOU
AT LEAST, YOU KNOW—Copy !req
18. NO, FREDDY.
I DIDN'T COME.Copy !req
19. LOOK...Copy !req
20. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, OK?Copy !req
21. OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!Copy !req
22. WELL, PAY ATTENTION.
YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING!Copy !req
23. I HATED
MUSIC AT FIRST.Copy !req
24. SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
25. AAH! I DON'T WANT TO!Copy !req
26. BUT MY PARENTS
WERE DETERMINED.Copy !req
27. I MEAN, THEY REALLY
TRIED, MAN.Copy !req
28. NO, NO, NO,
NO, STOP! FREDDY!Copy !req
29. AFTER THE BANJO,
THE TRUMPET, THE PICCOLO,Copy !req
30. AND THE ACCORDION,
GUESS WHAT CAME NEXT?Copy !req
31. GO ON, GUESS.Copy !req
32. SUMMER OF '85, FIRST TIME
I'D BEEN TO A RECORD SHOP.Copy !req
33. I WAS WITH MY DATE—
MM, OK, BABY-SITTER.Copy !req
34. THAT WAS THE MOMENT
THE LIGHTS JUST BLAZED ON.Copy !req
35. THAT WAS
THE DAY I KNEWCopy !req
36. I WAS DESTINED TO BE
A ROCK STAR.Copy !req
37. UNFORTUNATELY,
I WAS A GENERATION LATE.Copy !req
38. BY THE TIME I WAS READY,Copy !req
39. LIVE MUSIC IN SYDNEY
WAS FLAT-LINING.Copy !req
40. BANDS WERE GETTING ALL
RUN OUT OF PUBS AND CLUBSCopy !req
41. BY PRETTY BOY DEEJAYS.Copy !req
42. AND THE WORST PLAGUE
TO HIT AUSTRALIACopy !req
43. SINCE THE CANE TOAD...Copy !req
44. POKIES.Copy !req
45. WHY PEOPLE SAT THERE
FEEDING THEIR WEEK'S WAGESCopy !req
46. DOWN A SLOT WAS
ANYONE'S GUESS.Copy !req
47. PROFITS RULED.Copy !req
48. LIVE MUSIC JUST
COULDN'T COMPETE.Copy !req
49. WHICH MEANT IT WAS NOW
UP TO THE LABELSCopy !req
50. TO MAKE SURE WE HAD A RANGE
OF CUTTING-EDGE ARTISTESCopy !req
51. TO CHOOSE FROM.Copy !req
52. I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR THIS.Copy !req
53. HER LAST ALBUM
WAS GREAT.Copy !req
54. HAVE YOU HEARD
SEND UP MY LOVE?Copy !req
55. I LOVE THAT SONG
IT'S FANTASTIC.Copy !req
56. I HAD A BAND.
WE ROCKED HARD.Copy !req
57. WELL, WE WOULD'VE.Copy !req
58. AFTER A YEAR OF REHEARSING,Copy !req
59. ALL WE NEEDED
WAS A GIG.Copy !req
60. BUT THAT WAS PROVING
PRETTY TOUGH.Copy !req
61. BUT THEN ONE DAY, JUST
LIKE ON AN MTV SPECIAL...Copy !req
62. JOE'S RECORDS.
Voice on phone:
FREDDY, IT'S BRUNO.Copy !req
63. BRUNO, HOW ARE YA?
GUESS WHAT?
I GOT US A GIG!Copy !req
64. OH, A GIG?
YEAH, RIGHT, MATE.Copy !req
65. IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
66. IT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
IT'S FOR REAL.Copy !req
67. YOU SERIOUS?
YEAH, TOTALLY.Copy !req
68. YEAH, BRUNO, YOU ROCK!Copy !req
69. THE GUYS ARE GONNA
BE STOKED!Copy !req
70. ONE PHONE CALL.
ONE GIG.Copy !req
71. IT COULD CHANGE OUR LIFE!Copy !req
72. DESTINY, MAN.Copy !req
73. OH, SHOOT!
AAH!Copy !req
74. WHAT ARE YOU—
STOP!Copy !req
75. OI, YOU!Copy !req
76. WHOA!Copy !req
77. HEY!
WHOO HOO!Copy !req
78. OH, WE SHOULD OPEN WITH
THAT SONG, DEFINITELY.Copy !req
79. NO. IT'S A BETTER CLOSER.Copy !req
80. HOOK 'EM WITH
A BALLAD FIRST,Copy !req
81. THEN JERK OFF
WITH THE ARTY SHIT.Copy !req
82. IT'S NOT ARTY SHIT,
BRUNO.Copy !req
83. IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION,
YOU BIG SOT!Copy !req
84. GUYS, TAKE IT EASY,
TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
85. WE'VE FINALLY
GOT A GIG, RIGHT?Copy !req
86. JESUS! A GIG!
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING!Copy !req
87. AH! FLOP SWEAT,
A LITTLE SOMETHINGCopy !req
88. TO SOOTHE THOSE NERVES.Copy !req
89. MMM! LET ME THINK.Copy !req
90. AND HOW DO THEY RATE
NEXT TO RAT POISON?Copy !req
91. I GIVE 'EM A 6.8
ON THE LUCIMETER.Copy !req
92. A NICE, LEVEL HIGH.
REALLY?Copy !req
93. OH, BRUNS, I KNOW
I ASKED YOU ALREADY,Copy !req
94. BUT YOU'VE DONE
THE GIG GUIDE, RIGHT?Copy !req
95. DOES THE QUEEN
WIPE HER OWN ASS?Copy !req
96. EVERYONE AND THEIR DOGCopy !req
97. IS GONNA BE THERE
TOMORROW NIGHT. RELAX!Copy !req
98. BY THE TIME I'M
FINISHED WITH YOUSE,Copy !req
99. YOU'LL BE HEADLINING
HOMEBAKE!Copy !req
100. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
101. 1, 2, 3, 4...Copy !req
102. NOT AGAIN.Copy !req
103. FUCK. I'LL SEE WHAT'S UP.Copy !req
104. BRUNO'S ONTO IT.Copy !req
105. OI, GRANDPA! YOU DO
THAT ONE MORE TIME,Copy !req
106. I'LL PLUG IN YOUR WALKER,Copy !req
107. AND A THOUSAND
VOLTS'LL SIZZLECopy !req
108. THE SCRAGGLY WHITE HAIRS
ON YOUR BALLS!Copy !req
109. DICKHEAD.Copy !req
110. GOOD ONE, BRUNS.Copy !req
111. ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
112. DAD.Copy !req
113. THAT WAS PRETTY
BLOODY PATHETIC.Copy !req
114. ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
115. YEAH!Copy !req
116. PLEASE.Copy !req
117. FOCUS!
ALL RIGHT! FIRST GIG.Copy !req
118. I REMEMBER OUR FIRST GIGCopy !req
119. WITH THE BOOMERWANGS
BACK IN SEVENTY—Copy !req
120. SIX.
'76.Copy !req
121. OUR SINGER GOT HIT
WITH A BEER BOX.Copy !req
122. A CHUNK OF GLASS WENT
RIGHT IN HIS EYEBALL.Copy !req
123. OW!Copy !req
124. AND HE
KEPT ON SINGING.Copy !req
125. KATE!
HEY!Copy !req
126. HEY, ISN'T THAT HOW YOU CAME
UP WITH THE WHOLE PIRATE THING?Copy !req
127. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
128. CAREER-MAKER
THAT BASTARD WAS.Copy !req
129. I FOUND THIS IN
THE SECOND-HAND BIN.Copy !req
130. KISS & MAKE UP.Copy !req
131. GEE, THANKS, KATE.Copy !req
132. SO, ARE YOU GUYS
PSYCHED OR WHAT?Copy !req
133. YEAH!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
134. OH, MY GOD! AREN'T YOU,
LIKE, WITH THAT BAND?Copy !req
135. YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
136. HEY, BRUNO!Copy !req
137. YOU PIG. THAT'S HEAVY.
I WOULDN'T.Copy !req
138. YEAH? I COULD
BENCH PRESS YOUR ASS.Copy !req
139. NO STRANGER, AM I, BOY?Copy !req
140. THAT KILLER OPENER YOU'RE
HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH?Copy !req
141. I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS
FOR THE LYRIC.Copy !req
142. WHO'S THE PIG NOW, EH?Copy !req
143. OH!
OH!Copy !req
144. BRUNS!Copy !req
145. KATE!Copy !req
146. KATE!Copy !req
147. HEY!
YEAH!Copy !req
148. HEY!Copy !req
149. WAIT, WAIT,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING!Copy !req
150. SO, HAVE YOU GOT
ANYTHING TO SAYCopy !req
151. TO THE PEOPLE
WATCHING AT HOME?Copy !req
152. I AM LUSCIOUS LUCY.Copy !req
153. LET THE SNARE BITE
AND THE HIGH HAT HISS.Copy !req
154. I AM THE BEST DRUMMER
IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
155. YOU'RE NOTHIN',
LUCE.Copy !req
156. SO, TAN, HOW ARE WE FEELING
OVER THERE?Copy !req
157. I THINK I'M
GONNA BE SICK.Copy !req
158. HEY, FREDDY.
YO.Copy !req
159. HOW ARE THOSE
VOCAL CORDS, MAN?Copy !req
160. STRONG, SMOOTH,
AND I'M READY TO RUMBLE!Copy !req
161. SO YOU'RE FEELING
PRETTY GOOD, THEN?Copy !req
162. YEAH. THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT, MAN.Copy !req
163. WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER
THIS NIGHT FOREVER.Copy !req
164. WHOO!
YEAH!Copy !req
165. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
A BREAK, SO NOBODY LEAVE.Copy !req
166. HEY, TAN,
YOU'RE PUSHING TOO HARD.Copy !req
167. YOU'RE ANTICIPATING
THE CRASH.Copy !req
168. WHAT I'M ANTICIPATINGCopy !req
169. IS MY BASS WRAPPED
AROUND YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
170. WHAT?Copy !req
171. AS MANAGER OF A BAND,Copy !req
172. WHO IS SUPPOSED TO
PLAY HERE TONIGHTCopy !req
173. I'M ENTITLED
TO FREE DRINKS.Copy !req
174. I'M TELLING YOU, MATE.Copy !req
175. YOUR BAND'S NAME
AIN'T ON MY LIST.Copy !req
176. IN-A-PINCH
MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
177. BRUNO?
YEAH. FREDDY,Copy !req
178. WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU?Copy !req
179. WHERE THE FUCK
ARE YOU?Copy !req
180. I'M AT
THE DUKE OF YORK.Copy !req
181. WHERE THE HELL
DO YOU THINK I AM?Copy !req
182. THE DUKE OF CLARENCE,
WHERE YOU'RE MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
183. THE DUKE OF CLARENCE?
I'M FUCKIN' POSITIVECopy !req
184. IT WAS THE DUKE OF YORK.Copy !req
185. IT WAS THE CLARENCE,
YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!Copy !req
186. I'M GOIN' INTO A TUNNEL.Copy !req
187. SAY, BRUNO.Copy !req
188. WHEN DO WE START?Copy !req
189. THAT IDIOT IS SACKED.Copy !req
190. WE WERE JUST MANAGED
UP SHIT CREEK.Copy !req
191. LET'S GO TO
A REAL PUB, YEAH?Copy !req
192. YEAH.Copy !req
193. YOU'RE COMING,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
194. NO. I'M NOT REALLY
UP FOR IT.Copy !req
195. JOE, JESUS,
ONE DRINK.Copy !req
196. YOU HAVEN'T TALKED
TO ME ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
197. I'LL CATCH YOU
LATER, OK?Copy !req
198. 4 SCHOONERS,
THANKS, THOMMO.Copy !req
199. FREDDY, HOW'S LIFE?Copy !req
200. DON'T ASK.Copy !req
201. ACTUALLY, I'LL TELL YOU
HOW LIFE IS, THOMMO.Copy !req
202. PRETTY SHITTY, MATE.Copy !req
203. HERE WE ARE, 4 MUSICIANS
WITH SOMETHING TO SAYCopy !req
204. AND NO PLACE TO SAY IT.Copy !req
205. OH, AND WHY, YOU ASK.
BECAUSE CERTAIN PUBLICANSCopy !req
206. I KNOW ARE EMPLOYING
PRICKS LIKE HIMCopy !req
207. INSTEAD OF REAL
MUSICIANS LIKE US,Copy !req
208. ALL JUST TO SAVE
A QUICK BUCK!Copy !req
209. GEE, YOU MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE SUCH AN ENEMY OF ART!Copy !req
210. YEAH. WELL, WHEN YOU'RE
READY TO BOOK A REAL BAND,Copy !req
211. LET ME KNOW. MAN, WE COULD
ROCK THE TITS OFF THIS PLACE.Copy !req
212. SURE THING, FREDDY.Copy !req
213. NEXT SLOT
THAT OPENS UP,Copy !req
214. YOU'LL BE THE FOURTHCopy !req
215. OR THE FIFTH OUT OF
WORK BAND I CALL,Copy !req
216. PROMISE.Copy !req
217. HANG IN THERE WITH
YOUR MUSIC, CHAMP.Copy !req
218. BEFORE FEAST,
THERE MUST BE FAMINE.Copy !req
219. COME ON.Copy !req
220. WA—Copy !req
221. MATE, YOUR WALLET!Copy !req
222. FEAST.Copy !req
223. IT'S SUCH A SEXUAL
BALLS, STICK...Copy !req
224. CHOICE OF HOLES.Copy !req
225. AH! YOU LUBRICATE...Copy !req
226. THEN CHOOSE
YOUR POSITION.Copy !req
227. WERE YOU BREASTCopy !req
228. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
229. 'CAUSE NUMEROUS STUDIES
SHOW A CONNECTIONCopy !req
230. BETWEEN SEXUAL OBSESSION
AND LACK OF MOMMY'S TIT.Copy !req
231. TOO SOFT, HUMILIATION...Copy !req
232. TOO HIGH...Copy !req
233. WELL, YOU CAN NEVER
BE TOO HIGH.Copy !req
234. HEH!Copy !req
235. BEER?
CERTAINLY.Copy !req
236. WHAT DID YOU THINK?
HONESTLY?Copy !req
237. I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING REALLY WELLCopy !req
238. TILL THE GUY TURNED
THE GREYHOUND RACES UP.Copy !req
239. HEH!Copy !req
240. AT LEAST HIS DOG LOST.Copy !req
241. I DON'T KNOW, KATIE.
THIS IS ALL I'VE EVER WANTED,Copy !req
242. YOU KNOW? JUST
TO BE UP ON STAGECopy !req
243. AND HAVE EVERYONE
LOVING MY MUSICCopy !req
244. AS MUCH AS I DO.Copy !req
245. MAYBE IT'S JUST
A STUPID DREAM.Copy !req
246. YEAH, I GUESS.Copy !req
247. WHAT?Copy !req
248. IT'S ONLY STUPID
IF YOU GIVE IT UP.Copy !req
249. YEAH, WELL, I WON'T BE
DOING THAT IN A HURRY.Copy !req
250. YOU DON'T THINK JOE'S
GOT SOMEONE ELSE, DO YOU?Copy !req
251. HE'D HAVE TO BE INSANE.Copy !req
252. WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT HE'S LIKE.Copy !req
253. YEAH, I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
254. COME ON, TAN,
LET'S JAM.Copy !req
255. NO, I'M NOT LEAVINGCopy !req
256. TILL I BEAT THIS
DEPRAVED BASTARD.Copy !req
257. CATCH YOU LATER.Copy !req
258. SEE YA.
SEE YOU GUYS.Copy !req
259. JOE, YOU FILL ME
SO PERFECTLY.Copy !req
260. OH, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE'S
POURED PLASTER INSIDE ME.Copy !req
261. PULLED IT OUT...
AND STUFFED THAT EXACT MOLDCopy !req
262. RIGHT ON YOUR BALLS.Copy !req
263. OH!Copy !req
264. YOU SMELL GREAT.Copy !req
265. ANGIE...Copy !req
266. I LIKE IT HERE.
SO DARK.Copy !req
267. SO STILL, JOE.Copy !req
268. OH!
UHH!Copy !req
269. HMM?
JOE...Copy !req
270. DO YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT SUICIDE?Copy !req
271. UHH! ANGIE.
OH!Copy !req
272. YES, OH! OH!
OH!Copy !req
273. OH!
OH!Copy !req
274. OH, AND THEN
MY PARENTS WALKED IN.Copy !req
275. SO, WHAT
DID YOU DO?Copy !req
276. JUST HANDED
THE JOINT BACK TO KEVCopy !req
277. AND TOLD 'EM IT WAS
ALL HIS IDEA.Copy !req
278. HA HA HA!Copy !req
279. AND THEN THAT'S WHENCopy !req
280. WE STARTED REHEARSING
AT THE PENTHOUSE.Copy !req
281. THANKS FOR THE LIFT.Copy !req
282. NO WORRIES.Copy !req
283. OH.Copy !req
284. HOLD ON A SEC.Copy !req
285. SORRY.Copy !req
286. IT DOES THAT.Copy !req
287. HA HA HA!Copy !req
288. SO, YOU MENTIONED
SOME LYRICS?Copy !req
289. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
290. I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY'RE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
291. WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
292. IT'S JUST
A FEW IDEASCopy !req
293. I HAD OVER COFFEE.Copy !req
294. WOW, THIS IS UNREAL!Copy !req
295. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT
WORD, "PEOPLE"?Copy !req
296. "PIMPLE."Copy !req
297. PIMPLE?
THAT'S EVEN BETTER!Copy !req
298. KATIE, THIS IS
POETRY, MAN.Copy !req
299. YOU THINK SO?Copy !req
300. YEAH.Copy !req
301. FUCKING KATE.Copy !req
302. WHAT?Copy !req
303. I SAID, "FUCKING GREAT."Copy !req
304. OH.Copy !req
305. MAYBE THEY FORGOT
TO MENTION IT.Copy !req
306. I HEARD IT ON
THE RADIO MYSELF.Copy !req
307. IT WAS AT THE END
OF THE GIG GUIDE.Copy !req
308. THEY GAVE OUR
NAME AND NUMBER,Copy !req
309. AND THEY SAID WE'RE
LOOKING FOR A MANAGER.Copy !req
310. FACE IT, MATE. NO ONE
WANTS TO MANAGE US.Copy !req
311. I MEAN, THERE WE GO.
TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
312. AH! HELLO.Copy !req
313. ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR A MANAGER?Copy !req
314. YES, WE ARE STILL LOOKING
FOR A MANAGER, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
315. CAN I COME OVER?Copy !req
316. YEAH. WE CAN HANG
AROUND. ARE YOU FAR?Copy !req
317. NO. I'M PRETTY
FREAKIN' CLOSE!Copy !req
318. OH, BRUNO, LISTEN!Copy !req
319. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
320. I'M MINDIN' MY OWN
BIZ ON THE CRAPPER,Copy !req
321. GIVING BIRTH
TO A BRUNO LIFE,Copy !req
322. AND I HEAR THIS BULLSHIT
ON THE RADIO!Copy !req
323. MY ASSHOLE SNAPPED SHUT
LIKE A MOUSETRAP.Copy !req
324. YOU HAD TO SEE IT COMING.
YOU MESSED UP THE GIG!Copy !req
325. OH! ONE LITTLE MISTAKE.
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
326. YOU'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE,
YOU LITTLE FAIRY?Copy !req
327. GUYS...Copy !req
328. NO! GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.Copy !req
329. JUST ONE MORE CHANCE!Copy !req
330. OH!Copy !req
331. I'M A MANAGER.Copy !req
332. THERE GOES MY DREAMS.Copy !req
333. I'D RATHER BE DEAD!Copy !req
334. DO SOMETHING, FREDDY.Copy !req
335. WHAT? I DON'T
HAVE A GUN.Copy !req
336. COME ON, FREDDY.
DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
337. WHAT, MAKE HIM
OUR ROADIE?Copy !req
338. ROADIE?Copy !req
339. LISTEN, JOE,
YOU AND I HAVE BEEN MATESCopy !req
340. SINCE BACK
IN THE SQUID DAYS.Copy !req
341. YOU KNOW, I'D NEVER
TREAD ON YOUR TURF.Copy !req
342. IT'S JUST, YOU AND KATIE,Copy !req
343. I MEAN, THINGS JUST DON'T
SEEM TO BE GOING THAT WELL.Copy !req
344. I JUST FIGURED
THAT IF I—Copy !req
345. AUSTRALIAN ROCK AWARDS,Copy !req
346. SPRIMP'S DEBUT ALBUM
SHOT TO PLATINUMCopy !req
347. IN FOUR WEEKS FLAT UNDER THE
GUIDANCE OF MANAGER OF THE YEARCopy !req
348. SHAD KERN.Copy !req
349. HOWEVER, THE BAND...Copy !req
350. HOLY SHIT!Copy !req
351. KERN MANAGEMENT,
PLEASE HOLD.Copy !req
352. KERN MANAGEMENT,
PLEASE HOLD.Copy !req
353. KERN MANAGEMENT,
PLEASE HOLD.Copy !req
354. YES?Copy !req
355. I'M HERE TO SEE
SHAD KERN.Copy !req
356. DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?Copy !req
357. NO, BUT I HAVE
HIS WALLET.Copy !req
358. NO WAY.
NO FUCKING WAYCopy !req
359. DOES SPRIMP DO
SUPPORT FOR ANYBODY.Copy !req
360. NO.Copy !req
361. I DON'T CARE IF
THEY'RE BROCKHEIM.Copy !req
362. I KNOW.
HONESTLY. HA HA!Copy !req
363. WE'VE GOT 5 SOLD-OUT
ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS.Copy !req
364. IF WE WANT
TO DO THE STADIUMCopy !req
365. WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES.
FUCK THEM!Copy !req
366. HEY, FUCK THEM!
WHOO!Copy !req
367. FUCK 'EM, FUCK 'EM,
FUCK 'EM!Copy !req
368. HA HA HA HA!
SHAD, HEY.Copy !req
369. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
370. WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
371. IT'S FREDDY. WE MET THE OTHER
NIGHT AT THE PALACE HOTEL.Copy !req
372. RIGHT. DEEJAY HATER.Copy !req
373. YEAH! HEY,
YOU LEFT THIS.Copy !req
374. DIG YOUR WORK, MAN.Copy !req
375. CHEERS, BROTHER.
THANKS.Copy !req
376. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING.Copy !req
377. I DO. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE BIRD HE WAS WITH, MAN.Copy !req
378. HO HO!Copy !req
379. HA HA!
HA HA! AMAZING.Copy !req
380. HIYA, BABY.Copy !req
381. Don't say anything.Copy !req
382. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.Copy !req
383. OOH. HEY, BABE.Copy !req
384. REHEARSALS JUST WENT
ON AND ON AND ON.Copy !req
385. DON'T WORRY, KITTEN. IT'S
GONNA PAY OFF. I KNOW IT WILL.Copy !req
386. INCREDIBLE. IS THAT
REALLY THE TIME?Copy !req
387. TOBY. TOBY! DON'T YOU
HAVE A SOUND CHECK?Copy !req
388. YEAH, MAN. IN 4 HOURS.Copy !req
389. THE TRAFFIC'S BEEN ATROCIOUS.
YOU BETTER GET DOWN THERE.Copy !req
390. HUH?
OK, DUDE.Copy !req
391. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
392. AH! HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
393. AH!Copy !req
394. SEE YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
395. BYE, SHAD.Copy !req
396. WHEW!Copy !req
397. YOU, WITH ME.Copy !req
398. WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING
FOR ABOUT A YEAR,Copy !req
399. AND WE'VE GOT
A KILLER SOUND,Copy !req
400. BUT IT'S JUST SO EDGE
OF YOUR SEAT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
401. GIVE ME MORE,
YOU BASTARDS.Copy !req
402. HEH HEH! YEAH, YEAH.
LISTEN...Copy !req
403. ABOUT THE REDHEAD...Copy !req
404. THANKS.Copy !req
405. HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
406. WANT TO KNOW
THE BEST THINGCopy !req
407. ABOUT THIS INDUSTRY?Copy !req
408. WELL, PEOPLE CALL
IT AN INDUSTRY,Copy !req
409. BUT I PREFER
THE TERM "PLAYPEN."Copy !req
410. THE BEST THING
ABOUT THIS PLAYPENCopy !req
411. IS THE DRUGS
AND THE WOMEN.Copy !req
412. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
413. AND THE WORST THING
ABOUT THIS PLAYPEN—Copy !req
414. IS THE DRUGS
AND THE WOMEN.Copy !req
415. EXACTLY! HA HA!Copy !req
416. HERE.Copy !req
417. BACKSTAGE PASSESCopy !req
418. TO THE SPRIMP CONCERT
TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
419. HA HA!Copy !req
420. MM. YEAH.Copy !req
421. YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING.Copy !req
422. PAY OFF
THE AMBULANCE DRIVERCopy !req
423. AND CALL HIS SISTER.Copy !req
424. I'LL BE THERE IN 20.Copy !req
425. WHOO!
OOF!Copy !req
426. WELL, FREDDY,
NICE CHAT.Copy !req
427. LOOK, I'VE REALLY GOT
TO GO, SO, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
428. AND, REMEMBER...Copy !req
429. BEFORE FEAST,
THERE MUST BE FAMINE, RIGHT?Copy !req
430. YEAH.
SEE YOU, FREDDY.Copy !req
431. HI.
HI.Copy !req
432. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I CALLED YOU AT WORK.Copy !req
433. THEY SAID YOU WERE SICK.Copy !req
434. I'VE BEEN BETTER.Copy !req
435. GET THIS. I'VE JUST BEEN
HANGING OUT WITH SHAD KERN—Copy !req
436. YOU KNOW, SPRIMP'S MANAGER,Copy !req
437. AND, I MEAN,
NOTHING'S DEFINITE, BUT...Copy !req
438. I JUST FINALLY
GOT AN IN.Copy !req
439. GREAT.Copy !req
440. THAT'S NOT THE ONLY
REASON I'M HERE.Copy !req
441. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT US.Copy !req
442. KATIE, YOU AND ME THE
OTHER NIGHT, THAT WAS REAL,Copy !req
443. AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU CAN WALK AWAY FROM.Copy !req
444. FREDDY—Copy !req
445. YOU AND JOE HAVEN'T
BEEN RIGHT FOR A WHILE,Copy !req
446. AND IT'S KINDA BEEN THE SAMECopy !req
447. WITH ME AND TANYA, AND...Copy !req
448. I'M NOT SAYING IT WOULDN'T
BE DIFFICULT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
449. JOE AND I BEING
BEST MATES AND ALL,Copy !req
450. BUT I JUST THINK JOE
WOULD BE ALL RIGHT ABOUT IT.Copy !req
451. FREDDY, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
452. THINGS HAVE CHANGED.Copy !req
453. WHAT?Copy !req
454. THERE'S BEEN
A COMPLICATION.Copy !req
455. RIGHT.Copy !req
456. WHAT KIND
OF COMPLICATION?Copy !req
457. THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
458. IN 24 HOURS. UHH!Copy !req
459. I'M GOING TO TELL JOE.Copy !req
460. WAIT, I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT!Copy !req
461. LOOK AT MY HANDS.Copy !req
462. THEY'RE CHICK HANDS.Copy !req
463. AND ONE DAY, TOMORROW
COMES AND YOU DIE.Copy !req
464. EVERYBODY DIES.Copy !req
465. IT'S... NATURAL.Copy !req
466. PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
467. YOU WANT TO BE AN OLD,
DECREPIT SHITBAG,Copy !req
468. A WRINKLY LITTLE FETUS MAN?
FOR WHAT, JOE?Copy !req
469. TO PLAY ONE MORE SONG
NOBODY'LL LISTEN TO...Copy !req
470. WITH YOUR CHICK HANDS.Copy !req
471. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH THESE HANDS?Copy !req
472. ANGIE.Copy !req
473. HEY. HEY!Copy !req
474. WOW.Copy !req
475. YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS.Copy !req
476. WHAT?Copy !req
477. YOU JUST PINCH YOUR MAIN
ARTERIES LIKE THIS...Copy !req
478. AND HYPERVENTILATE
UNTIL YOU PASS OUT.Copy !req
479. KATE, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING
LIKE, YOU KNOW, CHINESE TAKEAWAYCopy !req
480. OR SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR HAND,
THEN GIVE ME A CALL, YEAH?Copy !req
481. SHIT. IT'S KATE.Copy !req
482. YOU BETTER
MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE.Copy !req
483. AND WHO'S SHAD KERN?Copy !req
484. OH HO! JUST THE FUCKING
ROCK MANAGER OF THE YEAR!Copy !req
485. STILL LOVE SATAN,Copy !req
486. GOTTA MEETCHAS,Copy !req
487. LOVE STAIN,Copy !req
488. AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE BIGGEST FUCKINGCopy !req
489. BAND IN THE COUNTRY—Copy !req
490. SPRIMP?
AH! SPRIMP!Copy !req
491. YEAH, SPRIMP.Copy !req
492. YEAH, AND I'VE BEEN
INVITED BACKSTAGECopy !req
493. AFTER THE CONCERT
TO HANG OUT WITH SHADCopy !req
494. AND THE BAND!
WHOO!Copy !req
495. ALL RIGHT!
UH!Copy !req
496. WHERE'S JOE?Copy !req
497. HE'S GONNA FLIP
WHEN HE HEARS THIS.Copy !req
498. AARGH!
UHH!Copy !req
499. DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.Copy !req
500. DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
501. GET OFF OF HIM!Copy !req
502. YOU PIECE OF DOG SHIT!Copy !req
503. WHAT?Copy !req
504. YOU'RE RAMMING HER,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
505. WHO?
KATE!Copy !req
506. WHO'S RAMMING KATE?
YOU'RE NUTS!Copy !req
507. LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR NUTS, FREDDY,Copy !req
508. SLAPPIN' HER ASS
WHILE YOU BANG HER!Copy !req
509. IT'S YOUR KID,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
510. NO, IT ISN'T!Copy !req
511. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE
TELL YOU FIRST?Copy !req
512. KATE'S PREGNANT?
FREDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
513. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
514. I DIDN'T FUCK HER!
WE JUST KISSED ONCE!Copy !req
515. SHOULD HAVE PUT A
CONDOM ON YOUR TONGUE.Copy !req
516. YOU LOWLIFE!Copy !req
517. AREN'T YOU STILL
WITH TANYA?Copy !req
518. SHUT UP, BRUNO!Copy !req
519. EVERYBODY SHUT UP!Copy !req
520. LOOK, KATIE'S PREGNANT
WITH YOUR KID, MAN.Copy !req
521. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
522. YOU'RE STILL
WITH TANYA, RIGHT?Copy !req
523. YES.
NOT ANYMORE.Copy !req
524. WAIT, TAN!Copy !req
525. TANYA!Copy !req
526. TANYA! UHH!Copy !req
527. YOU MADE LOVE,
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
528. WE NEVER HAD SEX.Copy !req
529. FUNNY. YOU COULD SAY
THE SAME THING ABOUT US.Copy !req
530. TANYA, NOTHING HAPPENED.Copy !req
531. YOU KNOW, NOTHING,
NADA, NYET.Copy !req
532. SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU FEEL
NOTHING FOR HER, IS THAT IT?Copy !req
533. NYET? I DIDN'T THINK SO.Copy !req
534. TANYA, LISTEN.Copy !req
535. IT'S OK. I DON'T
LOVE YOU, FREDDY.Copy !req
536. COME ON. WE'RE JUST
FRIENDS, ANYWAY.Copy !req
537. LOOK, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
538. NEW BASS PLAYER.Copy !req
539. AAH!Copy !req
540. AAH! WHAT THE FUCK
IS IN ME?Copy !req
541. THAT'S MY QUICK UNPICK.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT.Copy !req
542. UHH! QUICK UNPICK?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?Copy !req
543. YOU KNOW, IT'S A HOOK
YOU USE TO UNPICK STITCHING.Copy !req
544. WHY WOULD YOU LEAVECopy !req
545. SOMETHING LIKE THAT
LYING AROUND?Copy !req
546. LOOKS LIKE IT'S EMBEDDED
IN THERE GOOD AND TIGHT.Copy !req
547. CAN YOU PULL IT OUT?Copy !req
548. THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED IT.Copy !req
549. TANYA, PLEASE.Copy !req
550. OK! JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
551. TRY NOT TO CRY,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
552. BEND OVER!Copy !req
553. AND TO THINK, THIS IS HOW
I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU.Copy !req
554. AAH!Copy !req
555. FREDDY, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
556. EX-GIRLFRIEND
COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
557. TANYA.Copy !req
558. LISTEN, THERE'S
NOTHING GOING ON.Copy !req
559. I TOLD HIM
I HADN'T EVEN KISSEDCopy !req
560. ANOTHER GUY SINCE
WE'D STARTED GOING OUT,Copy !req
561. AND THEN I REMEMBERED
YOU, AND IT JUSTCopy !req
562. KIND OF SLIPPED OUT.
AND THEN HE TOLD MECopy !req
563. THAT'D HE'D ALWAYS
THOUGHT WE WERECopy !req
564. SCREWING AROUND
ANYWAY, SO I SAID,Copy !req
565. WELL, YOU CAN THINK
WHAT YOU LIKE.Copy !req
566. I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT
YOU AND TANYA.Copy !req
567. IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
568. SHE WAS ALWAYS A BIT
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS.Copy !req
569. SO, ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
570. YEAH.Copy !req
571. NO, I—I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
572. EVERYTHING'S JUST...
ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
573. THINGS'LL GET BETTER.Copy !req
574. YOU WANT TO COME
TO A SPRIMP CONCERT?Copy !req
575. THANKS FOR
INVITING ME, FREDDY.Copy !req
576. MAN, I LOVE BEING
BACKSTAGE AT THESE THINGS.Copy !req
577. AND SPRIMP ARE HOT!Copy !req
578. YOU'VE MANAGED US
FOR NEARLY A YEAR,Copy !req
579. AND I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU WHAT
KIND OF MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO.Copy !req
580. OH, I LIKE
ALL KINDS OF MUSIC.Copy !req
581. FAIR ENOUGH.
THIS COULD BECopy !req
582. OUR LAST CHANCE TO
KEEP THE BAND TOGETHER,Copy !req
583. SO DON'T SCREW IT UP,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
584. OH!Copy !req
585. LOOK. THERE HE IS.Copy !req
586. YEAH.Copy !req
587. SOME NOTES
FOR YOUR PITCH.Copy !req
588. HAS THIS HAD ANY CONTACT
WITH YOUR RECTUM?Copy !req
589. LISTEN. PETER SAYS
THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.Copy !req
590. KAREN CARPENTER'S
ON DRUGS.Copy !req
591. HA HA!
HA HA!Copy !req
592. SHAD.Copy !req
593. GUYS, THIS IS TEDDY.Copy !req
594. SAYS HE'S GOT A KILLER BAND,
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, TEDDY?Copy !req
595. FREDDY.
YOUR WORD, GUYS.Copy !req
596. HA HA HA!Copy !req
597. SO, SHAD, WHAT'S A GUY
WITH A KILLER BANDCopy !req
598. GOTTA DO TO GET YOU
TO MANAGE HIM?Copy !req
599. WELL, YOU GOTTA
HAVE A SHIT-ASS DEMOCopy !req
600. WITH A NEW SOUND.Copy !req
601. THAT'S HOW TOBY HERE
GOT MY ATTENTION.Copy !req
602. NO, FORGET THAT.Copy !req
603. MAKE SURE THIS BASTARD
COMES TO YOUR NEXT GIG, HUH?Copy !req
604. AND DON'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER.Copy !req
605. IT'S ROCK 'N' ROLL, DUDE.Copy !req
606. KNOCK 'EM DEAD, GUYS.Copy !req
607. LATER.Copy !req
608. SO, SERIOUSLY, SHAD,
WHAT DOES A GUY—Copy !req
609. WHAT DOES A GUY
WITH A KILLER BANDCopy !req
610. HAVE TO DO
TO GET SHAD KERNCopy !req
611. TO MANAGE THEM?Copy !req
612. 'CAUSE THEY GOT
A SOUND,Copy !req
613. A UNIQUE
FUCKING SOUND.Copy !req
614. I CAN GUARANTEE IT.Copy !req
615. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?Copy !req
616. IT'S JUST BRUNO.
HE'S JUST OUR—Copy !req
617. MANAGER.
ENJOY THE GIG.Copy !req
618. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
619. LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN—SPRIMP!Copy !req
620. TAKE THIS SONG!Copy !req
621. SHAD, WAIT.Copy !req
622. I COULD HAVE SOLD YOU OUT
WITH THAT REDHEAD AND I DIDN'T,Copy !req
623. AND YOUR THANKS
IS TO FOB ME OFFCopy !req
624. WITH BACKSTAGE PASSES
TO THIS SHOW?Copy !req
625. OUT ON THE STREET, THESE
GUYS ARE A FUCKING JOKE.Copy !req
626. ALL I WANTED WAS FOR YOU
TO HEAR US PLAY.Copy !req
627. ANYWAY,
IT'S YOUR LOSS, MAN.Copy !req
628. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
629. CALL MY OFFICE,Copy !req
630. TELL ME WHERE
YOU'RE PLAYING,Copy !req
631. AND I'LL BE THERE.Copy !req
632. YOU WON'T BE
DISAPPOINTED, SHAD!Copy !req
633. MR. KERN!Copy !req
634. THE WAIT.
MY FAVORITE PART.Copy !req
635. WILL SHE COME ON LIKE
A TIGER IN SLOW MOTION,Copy !req
636. OR FAST AND RUDECopy !req
637. LIKE A RAGING
HAND GRENADE OF BLISS?Copy !req
638. PREPARE TO SURRENDER.Copy !req
639. PREPARE TO LOSE
ALL CONTROL.Copy !req
640. COME ON, BABY.
GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
641. GIVE ME A 10,Copy !req
642. AN ASS-KICKING PERFECT HIGH.Copy !req
643. TIGHTEN, RELEASE,Copy !req
644. BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT.Copy !req
645. THIS IS THE ONE.
IT'S GONNA BE THE ONE.Copy !req
646. GO. 10. COME ON, BABY.Copy !req
647. GO!Copy !req
648. OH, SHIT!Copy !req
649. I'M SORRY, MAN.
THOUGHT YOU WERE SATAN.Copy !req
650. MATE, TAKE MY ADVICE.Copy !req
651. TALK TO HER,
AND REMEMBER,Copy !req
652. CHICKS SAY, "I HATE
YOUR BLOODY GUTS,"Copy !req
653. AND THEY MEAN,
"BUY ME A DOZEN ROSES."Copy !req
654. THEY SAY, "I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN,"Copy !req
655. AND IT MEANS,
"IF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH,Copy !req
656. I MIGHT BLOW YOU."Copy !req
657. YOU GET MY DRIFT?Copy !req
658. DO YOU LOVE HER?Copy !req
659. THEN GO OUT THERE
AND GET HER BACK.Copy !req
660. YOU'RE RIGHT. FUCK IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
661. OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
662. NOW YOU'RE TALKING!
HEH.Copy !req
663. AND HERE.Copy !req
664. IT'LL HELP
TAKE THE EDGE OFF.Copy !req
665. AH HA HA HA!
OHHH!Copy !req
666. AAH!Copy !req
667. BUGGER OFF!Copy !req
668. "... LOVE, PAPA"?Copy !req
669. WELL, TAN AND I
BOTH AGREE.Copy !req
670. I'VE AGREED
TO STICK WITH THE BANDCopy !req
671. ON A STRICTLY
PROFESSIONAL BASIS.Copy !req
672. AND WHAT ABOUT JOE?Copy !req
673. SCREW HIM FOR NOT
TURNING UP TODAY.Copy !req
674. WHOA, MATE,
HE'S JUST PISSED OFF.Copy !req
675. YEAH, YOU DID PORK
HIS OLD LADY.Copy !req
676. I DIDN'T PORK
HIS OLD LADY!Copy !req
677. HEY, LOOK, IF YOU CAN GET
SHAD KERN TO MANAGE US,Copy !req
678. EVEN I'D PORK YOU.Copy !req
679. LOOK, COULD WE JUST GET
THIS WET DREAM RIGHT?Copy !req
680. SO, THIS KERN GUY,
HE WANTS TO SIGN US.Copy !req
681. WELL, HE WANTS TO HEAR
US PLAY, BUT WHATEVER.Copy !req
682. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
HE'S ON THE HOOK.Copy !req
683. ALL WE NEED NOW
IS A GIG.Copy !req
684. OH, GREAT, IT'S
MAGICAL-MYSTERY GIG-Copy !req
685. THAT'LL-NEVER-HAPPEN-TIME
AGAIN.Copy !req
686. NO, I SPOKE TO THOMMO.Copy !req
687. HE'S GONNA RENT US THIS
PLACE FOR THE NIGHT.Copy !req
688. BRILLIANT.
AND LET ME GUESS,Copy !req
689. THAT PARSIMONIOUS PRICK
IS DOING THISCopy !req
690. TO WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE
FOR HUMANITY.Copy !req
691. YEAH...
AND 1,200 BUCKS.Copy !req
692. HEH HEH.Copy !req
693. OH, COME ON, GUYS,
IT'S ALL WE'VE GOTCopy !req
694. TO GUARANTEE HIM
AND WE GET TO KEEP THE DOOR,Copy !req
695. AND WE GET DRINKS
AT STAFF PRICES.Copy !req
696. COOL.
YEAH,Copy !req
697. BUT WHERE ARE WE
GONNA GET 1,200 BUCKS?Copy !req
698. I DON'T KNOW, MAN, CAN'T YOU
SELL SOME OF YOUR PILLS?Copy !req
699. NO WAY. THAT MAKES ME
A PUSHER, AMIGO.Copy !req
700. TAN, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
701. NO. GOD.Copy !req
702. NEXT STUPID IDEA.Copy !req
703. I'VE GOT ONE.Copy !req
704. THERE'S NO POINT
EVEN TALKING ABOUT ITCopy !req
705. UNLESS WE KNOW
THAT JOE'S IN.Copy !req
706. BUST UP AND GO BACK
WITH THAT SLUT?Copy !req
707. KATE IS NOT A SLUT.Copy !req
708. THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOT
HER TONGUECopy !req
709. DOWN THE THROAT
OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?Copy !req
710. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
711. ANGIE, DON'T.Copy !req
712. LET'S ASK LITTLE JOE
WHAT HE THINKS.Copy !req
713. STOP IT.Copy !req
714. OH, G'DAY, BIG FELLA.
JOE'S UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
715. THANKS, KEV.
HOW YOU KEEPIN', MAN?Copy !req
716. TOPS, MATEY.Copy !req
717. I'D FORGOTTEN HOW GOOD
CORN FLAKES WERE.Copy !req
718. THIS IS—
IT'S NOT NORMAL, ANGIE.Copy !req
719. FUCK NORMAL.
WHO WANTS NORMAL?Copy !req
720. I DO. KATE'S NORMAL.
HAVING A BABY IS NORMAL.Copy !req
721. I NEED LOTS OF—Copy !req
722. NORMAL.Copy !req
723. SO, DO YOU ALWAYS
EJACULATE OVER A GIRLCopy !req
724. WHEN YOU'RE TRYING
TO BREAK UP WITH HER?Copy !req
725. IT'S ORIGINAL.
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.Copy !req
726. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
727. PUT SOME ANTISEPTIC
ON IT. JESUS.Copy !req
728. THINK YOU CAN
GET RID OF ME?Copy !req
729. YOU'LL NEVER GET RID
OF ME, JOE... EVER.Copy !req
730. LOOK, YOU ARE MYCopy !req
731. WE GOTTA
COOL IT, OK?Copy !req
732. WHAT DO YOU WANTCopy !req
733. YOU IDIOT. KATIE'S PREGNANT
WITH YOUR KID,Copy !req
734. AND YOU'RE CHEATING
ON HER.Copy !req
735. NO, I'M NOT.
OH, LOOK, NOT NOW.Copy !req
736. I WAS JUST BREAKING UP
WITH HER, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
737. MAN, I CAME TO TELL YOU
THAT SPRIMP'S MANAGERCopy !req
738. WANTS TO SEE A GIG.Copy !req
739. YOU GOTTA COME UP
WITH 240 BUCKS FAST.Copy !req
740. YOU DON'T
DESERVE HER, MAN.Copy !req
741. OH, AND YOU DO?Copy !req
742. OH, AND FREDDY,Copy !req
743. YOU TRY AND USE THIS
AGAINST ME WITH KATE,Copy !req
744. AND YOU CAN FORGET
THE FUCKIN' BAND.Copy !req
745. I MEAN IT.Copy !req
746. I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT
THEY'LL BE 100% SMOOTH,Copy !req
747. BUT YOUR DONATIONS
AT THE END OF THE NIGHTCopy !req
748. WILL REALLY HELP
THE RESEARCH.Copy !req
749. I'M A 7-FOOT-TALL
BLONDE AMAZON GODDESSCopy !req
750. WITH VIOLET EYES
AND BREASTS SO BIG,Copy !req
751. THEY MEET
BEHIND MY BACK.Copy !req
752. NO, MATE.Copy !req
753. CAN'T GUARANTEE
THEY'LL BE 100% SMOOTH,Copy !req
754. BUT YOUR DONATIONS...Copy !req
755. FUCK YOU, TOO,
YOU DEGENERATE FLOATING CAKECopy !req
756. OF WHALE SHIT. JESUS.Copy !req
757. YOU SEXY DEGENERATE, YOU.Copy !req
758. HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
759. HMM.Copy !req
760. HEY, THAT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL
WILDERNESS SOCIETY SUIT!Copy !req
761. YOU'RE A FAKE!Copy !req
762. YOU'RE THE FAKE!Copy !req
763. HEY, YOU'RE DEAD!Copy !req
764. FUCK YOU, MAN!
YOU'LL BE DEAD!Copy !req
765. GOOD, AND DON'T
COME BACK!Copy !req
766. UHH!Copy !req
767. THIS TIME,
JOE'S GONE TOO FAR.Copy !req
768. HE'S DELUDED HIMSELF BEFORE,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.Copy !req
769. WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SAY THINGS
HE DOESN'T REALLY MEAN?Copy !req
770. I MEAN, COULD HE THINK
ABOUT MY FEELINGSCopy !req
771. FOR JUST A MINUTE?Copy !req
772. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE
AT A PARTY,Copy !req
773. AND THERE'S ONE PIECE OF CHEESE
LEFT ON THE PLATE.Copy !req
774. THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU
OBVIOUSLY WANTS IT,Copy !req
775. BUT THEY MAKE A POINT
OF OFFERING IT TO YOU FIRST.Copy !req
776. STUFF LIKE THAT
REALLY SHITS ME.Copy !req
777. I LOVE IT WHEN IT RAINS.Copy !req
778. FOR A MOMENT
EVERYTHING'S NEW AGAIN.Copy !req
779. READY TO RUMBLE!Copy !req
780. Kate on tape: YOU'RE FEELING
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?Copy !req
781. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT, MAN.Copy !req
782. WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER
THIS NIGHT FOREVER.Copy !req
783. DUMPLINGS?Copy !req
784. THAT'S GREAT. THINGS ARE
GOING SO WELL FOR YOU.Copy !req
785. YEAH, WELL, WE'VE ONLY
RAISED ABOUT 100 BUCKS.Copy !req
786. YOU'LL GET THERE.Copy !req
787. I WAS JUST WORRIED
YOU AND JOECopy !req
788. WERE GONNA BUST UP
THE BAND OVER ALL THIS.Copy !req
789. SO, UM, HAVE YOU FINISHED
THAT SONG WE WROTE?Copy !req
790. KILLER OPENER?Copy !req
791. I'M STILL WORKIN' ON IT.Copy !req
792. THINK IT'LL TURN OUT OK?Copy !req
793. I HOPE SO.Copy !req
794. SOME DAYS,
DON'T YOU WISHCopy !req
795. YOU COULD JUST
ESCAPE?Copy !req
796. JOE AND I ARE OVER.Copy !req
797. HOW DID HE TAKE IT?Copy !req
798. HE DOESN'T KNOW YET.
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH.Copy !req
799. IT'S THE RIGHT THING
FOR BOTH OF US.Copy !req
800. HE JUST HASN'T BEEN AROUND
FOR ME TO TELL HIM.Copy !req
801. SORRY, YOU WERE SAYING?Copy !req
802. NO, IT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
803. IT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
804. HERE, YOU WANT
THE LAST ONE?Copy !req
805. NO, NO.
YEAH, YOU DO.Copy !req
806. HEY, YOU RECKON ANYBODY
LIKES FORTUNE COOKIES?Copy !req
807. JOE.Copy !req
808. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
809. I WENT TO THE FAMILY
PLANNING CENTER,Copy !req
810. AND THEY SUGGESTED
THAT THE FATHER-TO-BE—Copy !req
811. FATHERCopy !req
812. YEAH, THAT HE KEEP WATCH OVER
SOMETHING FOR 24 HOURS.Copy !req
813. TEACHES RESPONSIBILITY.Copy !req
814. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
815. MEET MELLIE.Copy !req
816. MOST BLOKES ONLY LOOK
AFTER IT FOR A DAY.Copy !req
817. I'M GONNA DO IT
FOR A WHOLE MONTH.Copy !req
818. JOE.
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.Copy !req
819. JUST WATCH ME.
NO BAD STUFF.Copy !req
820. I'LL GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.
YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
821. I WILL NOT LET HER
OUT OF MY SIGHT EVER.Copy !req
822. JOE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS GREAT,Copy !req
823. BUT YOU AND ME,
THE WAY THAT IT'S BEEN—Copy !req
824. I'VE CHANGED.
YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
825. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.Copy !req
826. IT'S OVER.Copy !req
827. FREDDY'S NOT
THE GUY FOR YOU, KATE.Copy !req
828. I KNOW HE'S NOT.Copy !req
829. PLEASE, JOE,
DON'T DO THIS.Copy !req
830. WELL, JUST GIVE ME
A CHANCE, OK?Copy !req
831. I CAN BE NORMAL.
WATCH ME.Copy !req
832. IT'S NAP TIME,Copy !req
833. SO WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
834. EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE. HEH.Copy !req
835. I GUARANTEE IT.Copy !req
836. YOU WERE RIGHT,
FREDDY.Copy !req
837. THEY DIDN'T EVEN
CHECK THE DAY.Copy !req
838. BRUNS. BRUNS!Copy !req
839. FOCUS. THE IDEA IS TO GET
SHAD TO COME TO REHEARSALS.Copy !req
840. SAVE A THOUSAND BUCKS,
YEAH?Copy !req
841. HE'S PROBABLY GONNA BECopy !req
842. ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE.
YOU WAIT HERE.Copy !req
843. WELL, WHAT IF I SHOULD
SEE HIM FIRST?Copy !req
844. FIND ME.Copy !req
845. WHAT IF THERE'S NO TIME?Copy !req
846. FIND ME.Copy !req
847. NO CHEATING.Copy !req
848. SHADLING,Copy !req
849. YOU SAID YOU'D LISTEN
TO THE WHOLE DEMO.Copy !req
850. BABY, NOW YOU KNOW I THINK
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT SOUND.Copy !req
851. THEN MANAGE ME.Copy !req
852. I'LL MANAGE YOU...Copy !req
853. MM.Copy !req
854. IF YOU LEAVE TOBY.Copy !req
855. OH, THAT'S
SO ROMANTIC.Copy !req
856. BUT YOU KNOW
THAT'S NOT AN OPTION.Copy !req
857. WE DON'T WANT
TO ROCK THE BOAT, DO WE?Copy !req
858. I THINK YOU SHOULD
LISTEN TO TRACK 2.Copy !req
859. OH, HI, SHAD.Copy !req
860. IT'S BRUNO—Copy !req
861. IN-A-PINCH
MANAGEMENT?Copy !req
862. AHH, YEAH.Copy !req
863. UH, SHAD, LOOK,
I KNOW YOU SAIDCopy !req
864. YOU'D COME TO OUR
NEXT GIG AND ALL,Copy !req
865. BUT WE THOUGHT MAYBE,
YOU KNOW, YOU'D LIKECopy !req
866. TO COME TO A REHEARSAL
INSTEAD, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
867. UH, GET A JUMP ON—Copy !req
868. COME ON, BABY,
DON'T PLAY WITH ME NOW.Copy !req
869. YOU REALLY DO HAVE
TO HEAR THEM LIVE—Copy !req
870. RRRAAAOWRRRAAA!Copy !req
871. UH, SHAD, IS THIS
A GOOD TIME FOR YOU?Copy !req
872. NO!Copy !req
873. DON'T YOU DARE
TEASE ME!Copy !req
874. YEAH!Copy !req
875. THE DEMO ROCKS!Copy !req
876. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
OH! OH, A DEMO!Copy !req
877. FUCK, YES!Copy !req
878. WELL, THE TRUTH IS,
WE CAN'T REALLY AFFORDCopy !req
879. TO DO A DEMO—Copy !req
880. AAAAH! LOVE THE DEMO!
OH, GIVE IT TO ME!Copy !req
881. SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D
GIVE IT A SERIOUS LISTEN?Copy !req
882. NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!
OHH! HERE WE GO!Copy !req
883. I GET IT! WE'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO GET YOU ONE THEN!Copy !req
884. YOU WON'T BE SORRY, SHAD.Copy !req
885. AAAH!
AAAH!Copy !req
886. UHH! UHH! UHH!
UHH! UHH! UHH!Copy !req
887. AAAAAH!
AAAAAH!Copy !req
888. OOOOH!
OOOOH! HA HA!Copy !req
889. AAAH!Copy !req
890. HA HA! I'LL BE
IN TOUCH, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
891. AAAH!Copy !req
892. UHHH!Copy !req
893. I'LL GET YOUR CONTRACTS
DRAWN UP TOMORROW.Copy !req
894. MM.Copy !req
895. IF THEY HADN'T CAUGHT YOU
SNEAKING OUTTA THE MAKE-UP ROOM,Copy !req
896. THEY NEVER WOULD'VE
CHECKED THE PASSES.Copy !req
897. WHAT'S IT MATTER?Copy !req
898. NOW WE KNOW WHAT
SHAD WANTS. A DEMO!Copy !req
899. GREAT, AND NOW INSTEAD
OF FINDING A GRAND,Copy !req
900. WE'VE GOTTA FIND 3!Copy !req
901. WHOA-OH-OH!
WHOA-OH-OH!Copy !req
902. YOU ARE NOT
GONNA BELIEVECopy !req
903. WHAT JOE'S GONE
AND DONE.Copy !req
904. SO YOU KNOW.Copy !req
905. YOU'VE MET
HIS LITTLE FRIEND THEN?Copy !req
906. YEAH, KATIE,
I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
907. YOU ARE?
OF COURSE I AM.Copy !req
908. I COULDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS
SCREWING AROUND ON YOU,Copy !req
909. AND I DID TRY
AND TELL YOU,Copy !req
910. AND THAT BLOODY PLANE
FLEW OVERHEAD,Copy !req
911. AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
BREAK UP WITH JOE ANYWAY,Copy !req
912. SO I FIGURED THAT THE BAND
WAS GOING REALLY WELL,Copy !req
913. AND SHAD WANTED TO—Copy !req
914. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?Copy !req
915. I CAME TO TALK TO YOUCopy !req
916. ABOUT JOE BUYING A MELON
AS A BABY SUBSTITUTE,Copy !req
917. BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT ALL THIS TIME,Copy !req
918. HE'S BEEN HAVING
AN AFFAIR,Copy !req
919. AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
ABOUT ITCopy !req
920. FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR
WORTHLESS FUCKING BAND?Copy !req
921. YEAH, BUT—
WELL, I DON'T THINK—Copy !req
922. I MEAN, HOW SELFISH
CAN YOU GET?Copy !req
923. TO THINK I ACTUALLY
THOUGHT THAT YOU AND I—Copy !req
924. BUT THAT WAS ALL
BULLSHIT, TOO.Copy !req
925. NO, KATIE, THAT WAS REAL.
HONESTLY, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.Copy !req
926. FREDDY
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
927. I TRUSTED YOU.Copy !req
928. HOW DO I OPEN
THIS FUCKING DOOR?Copy !req
929. JUST PULL IT.Copy !req
930. BREAKING UP
WITH FREDDY'S THE BEST THINGCopy !req
931. THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
FREE TO ROAM, FREE TO RAGE,Copy !req
932. FREE TO HAVE A FREAKIN'
ORGASM OCCASIONALLY.Copy !req
933. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH GUYS TODAY?Copy !req
934. THEY COULDN'T FIND THEIR WAY
AROUND A SUPERMARKET,Copy !req
935. LET ALONE A WOMAN'S BODY.Copy !req
936. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
937. FEEDING TIME
ON THE PLANET OF THE APES.Copy !req
938. OHH, SHIT, TAN. IF ONLY
IT WASN'T SO TRAGICALLY HIPCopy !req
939. TO BE BI THESE DAYS.Copy !req
940. "TO SUBJUGATE IS TO MAKE
SUBSERVIENT OR SUBMISSIVE."Copy !req
941. FALSE.Copy !req
942. INCORRECT.Copy !req
943. "PRECOGNITION IS THE ABILITY
TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE."Copy !req
944. WHAT, LIKE, ME AND YOU GOING
OUT ON A DATE, OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
945. DREAM ON, DICKHEAD.Copy !req
946. HELLO?Copy !req
947. YEAH, KATIE,
IT'S ME. I—Copy !req
948. OH, WHAT?Copy !req
949. LET'S GO.Copy !req
950. HA HA HA.
A HOLE IN ONE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
951. ONE-NIGHT STANDS
SEEM WEIRD TO ME.Copy !req
952. SEX WITH A STRANGER IS
THE THRILL OF THE UNEXPECTED.Copy !req
953. ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE SITTIN'
IN A PUB, CATCHIN' A WINK,Copy !req
954. AND THE NEXT,
YOU'RE ASS-OUT, BUCK-NAKEDCopy !req
955. WITH A LITTLE PINK TONGUE
ROOTING AROUND YOUR BUNGHOLE.Copy !req
956. MAYBE I JUST DON'T FEEL
LIKE PLANTING MY HEELSCopy !req
957. ON THE CEILING AND YELLING,
"COME AND GET IT."Copy !req
958. SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
CAN BE FRUSTRATING.Copy !req
959. HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
960. NO.
NO.Copy !req
961. THOMMO?Copy !req
962. WHAT'S THE STORY?Copy !req
963. WHAT STORY
WOULD THAT BE, FREDDO?Copy !req
964. AH, WELL, LADDIE,
ONCE UPON A TIME,Copy !req
965. THERE WAS A BARMAN
NAMED THOMMO,Copy !req
966. WHO GOT SICK OF SELLING
ALCOHOLIC REFRESHMENTCopy !req
967. TO LOSERS AND HALF-WITSCopy !req
968. IN THE SHIT PART
OF TOWN,Copy !req
969. SO HE SOLD
HALF HIS EQUITYCopy !req
970. TO THE EVIL
DEVELOPMENT MAN,Copy !req
971. WHO TURNED AROUNDCopy !req
972. AND FILLED HIS JOINT
WITH POKIES,Copy !req
973. AND THEN THOMMO LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER,Copy !req
974. SAILING AROUND THE WORLDCopy !req
975. ON HIS GIGANTIC
FUCKIN' YACHT.Copy !req
976. WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT,Copy !req
977. US—WE SUPPORTED YOU
FOR YEARS—Copy !req
978. OR PIMPIN' OUT YOUR PUB
FOR A QUICK BUCK?Copy !req
979. WHAT ABOUT
THE BANDS, MAN?Copy !req
980. WHAT ABOUT 'EM?Copy !req
981. I NOW OFFICIALLY
CONSIDER YOU THE ENEMY.Copy !req
982. COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
983. SEND YOU A POSTCARD,
YOU DICK.Copy !req
984. GOD, A DEMO?
THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE.Copy !req
985. SHAD WAS PRACTICALLY
BEGGING ME FOR IT.Copy !req
986. JEEZ, TAN, WE CAN'T
PASS THIS UP.Copy !req
987. YEAH, COME ON.Copy !req
988. NO!Copy !req
989. THE ANSWER'S NO.Copy !req
990. COME ON, YOU KNOW
HOW TIGHT THEY ARE.Copy !req
991. LOOK,
ANY MONEY GIVENCopy !req
992. COMES WITH SERIOUS
PSYCHOLOGICAL STRINGS ATTACHED.Copy !req
993. MM.
MM?Copy !req
994. UHH! ALL RIGHT!
BUT WE DO IT MY WAY,Copy !req
995. OR WE DON'T DO IT
AT ALL!Copy !req
996. AND YOU ALL HAVE
TO BE THERE,Copy !req
997. EVEN JOE.Copy !req
998. HEH HEH. COME ON.Copy !req
999. THAT'S A CHEQUE,
THEN.Copy !req
1000. THINK WE
PISSED HER OFF?Copy !req
1001. KATE. NO, NO.Copy !req
1002. CORN FLAKES?Copy !req
1003. NO,
I'M GOOD.Copy !req
1004. NO, THE ONLY TIME
KATE CAME AROUNDCopy !req
1005. WAS TO DROP OFF A GARBAGE BAG
FULL OF JOE'S STUFF.Copy !req
1006. SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
1007. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, KEV.Copy !req
1008. FREDDY,Copy !req
1009. HE REALLY SCREWED IT UP
GOOD, DIDN'T HE?Copy !req
1010. YEAH, WE BOTH DID.Copy !req
1011. WELL, WE'RE MUSOS.Copy !req
1012. WE'RE MEANT TO SCREW UP
WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN.Copy !req
1013. I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND, KEV.Copy !req
1014. HEY.Copy !req
1015. GIANT SQUID
WAS PRETTY COOL, HUH?Copy !req
1016. YOU REMEMBER THAT GIG WE
PLAYED IN HIGH SCHOOL—Copy !req
1017. YOU'RE BEING RUDE.Copy !req
1018. WHAT?Copy !req
1019. YOU DIDN'T SAY HELLO.Copy !req
1020. YEAH, I DID. I JUST—Copy !req
1021. TO MELLIE.Copy !req
1022. HEY, MELLIE.Copy !req
1023. ANYWAY, YOU REMEMBER
THE GIG IN HIGH SCHOOL—Copy !req
1024. DON'T TRY
TO MEMORY LANE ME, FREDDY.Copy !req
1025. COME ON. WE COULD USE SOME
OF THAT FEELING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1026. OLD NEWS, MATE.Copy !req
1027. WE'RE BETTER NOW.Copy !req
1028. YOU AND ME,
TAN AND LUCE.Copy !req
1029. YOU AND I ARE STRONGER
THAN ANY BULLSHITCopy !req
1030. WE'RE STUCK IN AT
THE MOMENT, AREN'T WE?Copy !req
1031. YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT
YOU AND KATE?Copy !req
1032. JUST—
FOR SOME REASON,Copy !req
1033. I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D MIND.Copy !req
1034. SHE'S MY GIRL.Copy !req
1035. YEAH, I KNOW. IT JUST
DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT.Copy !req
1036. ANYWAY, WHATEVER, MAN.Copy !req
1037. LOOK, I'M HERE
ABOUT THE BAND,Copy !req
1038. AND THIS IS OUR CHANCE,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1039. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GONNA
MAKE THIS THING HAPPEN.Copy !req
1040. AND IF YOU WANT TO COME
ALONG FOR THE RIDE,Copy !req
1041. THEN—WELL,
THAT'D BE REALLY COOL.Copy !req
1042. IT'S UP TO YOU.Copy !req
1043. OH, GREAT.
JOE'S LOST IT.Copy !req
1044. HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH
A DIFFICULT TIME.Copy !req
1045. WELL, I'M GOING THROUGH
A DIFFICULT TIME,Copy !req
1046. YOU DON'T SEE ME
BREAST-FEEDING MANGOS.Copy !req
1047. MELONS.
WHATEVER!Copy !req
1048. IS THE TABLE SET?Copy !req
1049. MAYBE I SHOULD
PUT ON SOME MUSIC.Copy !req
1050. NO, IT'LL JUST
MAKE THEM TENSE.Copy !req
1051. OH, GUYS,
I'M SORRY I'M LATE,Copy !req
1052. BUT MELLIE WAS A LITTLE BIT
GRUMPY ON THE WAY OVER.Copy !req
1053. JOE, PLEASE,
NO MELONS,Copy !req
1054. JUST FOR
TONIGHT.Copy !req
1055. SHOULDN'T LITTLE MELLIES
BE IN BED BY NOW?Copy !req
1056. RELAX.Copy !req
1057. HA HA.Copy !req
1058. HERE'S TO BLEEDING
YOUR PARENTS DRY.Copy !req
1059. I ENVY YOU MUSICIANS.
NO CARES,Copy !req
1060. NO MONEY WORRIES,Copy !req
1061. NO MONEY.Copy !req
1062. YEAH.Copy !req
1063. YEAH, A RICH GUY LIKE YOU
MUST BE SO STRESSED OUT,Copy !req
1064. YOU CAN'T EVEN
TAKE A DUMPCopy !req
1065. WITHOUT AN ACCOUNTANT
PRESENT.Copy !req
1066. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
1067. FREDDY, COULD YOU
GIVE ME A HAND, PLEASE?Copy !req
1068. SURE.Copy !req
1069. Excuse me.Copy !req
1070. THIS IS ALL WRONG.Copy !req
1071. THERE'S NO WAY I CAN
ASK THEM FOR MONEY TONIGHT.Copy !req
1072. OH, COME ON. CHILL, TAN.
YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
1073. EASE US THROUGH.
WE'LL MURDER LUCY LATER.Copy !req
1074. GOIN' PRETTY WELL
OUT THERE, EH?Copy !req
1075. I FEEL
KIND OF WEIRD, MAN.Copy !req
1076. AN EARLY PHASE.
IT PASSES.Copy !req
1077. WHAT?Copy !req
1078. NOTHING.Copy !req
1079. ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
1080. I SLIPPED A LITTLE SOMETHING
IN THE SHOTS.Copy !req
1081. YOU GUYS NEEDED TO RELAX.Copy !req
1082. DUDE, I'M HALLUCINATING.Copy !req
1083. IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
1084. BE COOL. TRUST ME.
IT'S VERY MILD.Copy !req
1085. LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
1086. I'M AS SOLID AS A ROCK.Copy !req
1087. I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS
COULD COME OVERCopy !req
1088. BECAUSE I WANTED TO SAY
THANK YOU, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1089. FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
AND GET YOU TO MEET EVERYONE,Copy !req
1090. BUT THERE'S ALSO SOMETHING
THAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU.Copy !req
1091. TAN!Copy !req
1092. YOUR HEAD!Copy !req
1093. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!Copy !req
1094. IS YOUR FRIEND
ALL RIGHT, TANYA?Copy !req
1095. HE DOES THAT.Copy !req
1096. ANYWAY, SO WHAT I WANTED
TO MENTION IS THATCopy !req
1097. WE'VE GOT THIS OPPORTUNITY
TO CUT A DEMO.Copy !req
1098. I'M SORRY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
1099. WHAT KIND OF A DEMO?Copy !req
1100. OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE A SAMPLER
OF OUR MUSIC, SORT OF—Copy !req
1101. YOU'VE GOT TO BE
CRYSTAL CLEARCopy !req
1102. THAT UNI COMES FIRST, TANYA.
THAT'S A CAREER.Copy !req
1103. THE BAND COMES SECOND.
THAT'S A HOBBY.Copy !req
1104. YOU'VE GOT TO PRIORITIZE.Copy !req
1105. EVERYBODY SING.Copy !req
1106. AAH!Copy !req
1107. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?Copy !req
1108. TANYA, LISTEN TO ME
CAREFULLY.Copy !req
1109. THIS IS LIQUID ECSTASY.Copy !req
1110. IT PRODUCES
A SUBTLE FEELINGCopy !req
1111. OF WELL-BEING
AND CONTENTMENT.Copy !req
1112. THIS IS SOME
HARD-CORE LSD I FORGOTCopy !req
1113. I HAD IN MY KIT.Copy !req
1114. I'M GOING TO RIP OPEN
YOUR SKULLCopy !req
1115. AND PISS IN THE CAVITY WHERE
YOUR BRAIN IS SUPPOSED TO BE,Copy !req
1116. YOU FUCKWIT!Copy !req
1117. TAN, DON'T MOVE!Copy !req
1118. MY PARENTS, YOU DICKHEAD!Copy !req
1119. THEY'RE CLEAN.
SO'S JOE.Copy !req
1120. UNH!Copy !req
1121. HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS!Copy !req
1122. GUESS WHO!Copy !req
1123. NOW, THIS SHIT IS
KIND OF ROBUST.Copy !req
1124. THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
1125. WE'RE GONNA DANCE ALL NIGHT,
DANCE ALL DAY.Copy !req
1126. PUT IT OUT, WOULD YA?Copy !req
1127. SOMEONE CALL
THE FIRE BRIGADE!Copy !req
1128. I'M IN HERE, FREDDY!Copy !req
1129. FREDDY, I TRUSTED YOU.Copy !req
1130. BE GONE, YOU RASCAL!
DIE, FUCKER, DIE!Copy !req
1131. SWEET, ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
1132. NO, I'M NOT, DAD!
DON'T COME IN HERE!Copy !req
1133. THERE'S BEEN A BIT
OF A PROBLEM.Copy !req
1134. TANYA, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
1135. WE THINK THE MACADAMIA NUTS
MIGHT BE OFF!Copy !req
1136. TANYA, DARLING,
SHALL WE CALL A DOCTOR?Copy !req
1137. NO! NO DOCTORS!Copy !req
1138. WE JUST NEED TO HAVE
A VOMIT AND A LIE DOWNCopy !req
1139. AND I'LL JUST GIVE YOU
A CALL IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
1140. IT'S OK, TAN.Copy !req
1141. JOE'S STILL OUT THERE.Copy !req
1142. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1143. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, SON?Copy !req
1144. OHH!Copy !req
1145. MY MELON'S GOT
A POOEY NAPPY.Copy !req
1146. 20 YEARS AGO,Copy !req
1147. A GROUPIE WOULD'VE WASHED
MY UNDERGROUNDS FOR FREECopy !req
1148. JUST TO SNIFF 'EM.Copy !req
1149. AHH, THE MEMORIES.Copy !req
1150. NOW I HANG AROUND HERE
FOR HOURS EVERY LAUNDRY DAYCopy !req
1151. PRAYIN' THAT THE BLOND
WITH THE DOUBLE 7 FUN BAGSCopy !req
1152. WILL SHOW UPCopy !req
1153. SO I CAN WATCH
HER UNMENTIONABLESCopy !req
1154. FLIP-FLOP AROUND
IN THE FUCKIN' DRYER.Copy !req
1155. WHAT KIND
OF A DAD AM I?Copy !req
1156. SHE'S JUST ROTTING AWAY
BACK HERE.Copy !req
1157. YOU CAN SELL HER,Copy !req
1158. USE THE CASH
TO MAKE THAT DEMO.Copy !req
1159. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN' ME.Copy !req
1160. NO, I'M NOT.
COME ON, MATE. TAKE IT.Copy !req
1161. NOT FOR THIS DEMO.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.Copy !req
1162. COME ON, SON.
LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
1163. SHE'S JUST
ROTTING AWAY BACK HERE.Copy !req
1164. WHOA!Copy !req
1165. YOU CAN SELL HER, USE
THE CASH TO MAKE YOUR DEMO.Copy !req
1166. HANG ON, KEVIN.
YOU CAN'T—Copy !req
1167. I KNOW. I KNOW.Copy !req
1168. WE'VE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES.Copy !req
1169. GREAT TIMES.Copy !req
1170. BUT, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE ALL UP HERE.Copy !req
1171. NOTHING SADDER
THAN AN OLD ROCKERCopy !req
1172. THAT DOESN'T KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT.Copy !req
1173. UNLESS YOU'RE THE STONES,
OF COURSE.Copy !req
1174. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1175. TAN, HEY, IT'S NOT
FREDDY'S IDEA.Copy !req
1176. THIS IS SOMETHING
I WANNA DO.Copy !req
1177. YEAH, I DIDN'T
MAKE HIM DO IT.Copy !req
1178. WE DIDN'T MAKE HIM.Copy !req
1179. OH, ARE YOU SPEAKING
FOR HIM NOW?Copy !req
1180. HE'S JUST SAYING
IT WASN'T MY IDEA.Copy !req
1181. SHH!Copy !req
1182. YOU DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU?Copy !req
1183. THIS IS YOUR TIME.Copy !req
1184. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1185. YOU GOT TO GRAB IT.Copy !req
1186. OH, MAN!Copy !req
1187. I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WOULD
KILL HIS OWN MOTHERCopy !req
1188. TO GET HIS HANDS
ON ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
1189. GOOD, LUCE. LET HIM
KNOW IT'S FOR SALE.Copy !req
1190. YEAH!Copy !req
1191. KEV, YOU ROCK.Copy !req
1192. AAH!Copy !req
1193. YEAH.Copy !req
1194. OH!Copy !req
1195. KATE.Copy !req
1196. OH!Copy !req
1197. GOD, DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
1198. HOW'S THE BABY?
DID YOU, UH...Copy !req
1199. GET AN ULTRASOUND?Copy !req
1200. LISTEN CLOSE, JOE.Copy !req
1201. ULTRASOUND, NO,Copy !req
1202. ABORTION, YES.Copy !req
1203. YES, PLEASE,
AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE.Copy !req
1204. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I WAS SO BLIND.Copy !req
1205. WAIT. AN ABORTION?Copy !req
1206. OH, JESUS,
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1207. I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.Copy !req
1208. YOU'D BE MURDERING
OUR KID.Copy !req
1209. JOE, YOU'RE SCARING ME.Copy !req
1210. JUST STOP FOLLOWING ME
AND LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
1211. WHOA!Copy !req
1212. FUCK, YEAH,
THAT WAS HOT!Copy !req
1213. SO LET'S DO THAT
CUBAN THING NOW.Copy !req
1214. I GOT MY TIMBALA SET UP.Copy !req
1215. NO. THE SPEED METAL TRACK.Copy !req
1216. NO, NO. WHY DON'T YOU
DO THE BALLAD?Copy !req
1217. NAH, COME ON, I MEAN,Copy !req
1218. THE CUBAN THING
SHOWS WE HAVE RANGE.Copy !req
1219. NO, WE'RE DOING
THE NEW ONE.Copy !req
1220. WHAT, THE KILLER
OPENER?Copy !req
1221. DID YOU HAVE A FALL?
WE BARELY REHEARSED IT.Copy !req
1222. WE'RE DOING IT, GUYS.
COME ON.Copy !req
1223. WE GOT TIME
FOR ONE MORE, RIGHT?Copy !req
1224. SURE!
OVER THE TOP, DUDES!Copy !req
1225. RIP THAT METAL,
MAN!Copy !req
1226. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S COUNT IT IN.Copy !req
1227. 1, 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
1228. YEAH, SO, UH,
YOU SPLIT YOUR MORTGAGECopy !req
1229. BETWEEN FIXED
AND VARIABLE...Copy !req
1230. UH.Copy !req
1231. AND YOU REFINANCE
WHEN THE INTEREST DROPS.Copy !req
1232. UH-HUH.Copy !req
1233. MORE ATTITUDE, GUYS.Copy !req
1234. STRONGER.Copy !req
1235. SCARLET,
ABOUT THAT STUDIO...Copy !req
1236. SCARLET.Copy !req
1237. ABOUT THAT STUDIO
I WANTED YOU TO SEE,Copy !req
1238. I'VE ORGANIZED IT
FOR LATER.Copy !req
1239. OH, SORRY.
I FORGOT TO MENTION,Copy !req
1240. TOBY AND I ARE GOING
TO THE CHANNEL X PARTY.Copy !req
1241. YOU COULD COME WITH US.Copy !req
1242. YEAH, MAN,
YOU SHOULD COME.Copy !req
1243. YEAH?Copy !req
1244. SHAD. IT'S FREDDY.Copy !req
1245. YOU KNOW, FEAST
AND FAMINE FREDDY?Copy !req
1246. LISTEN, I'VE GOT THE DEMO
WE TALKED ABOUT.Copy !req
1247. DID WE?Copy !req
1248. I GUESS WE DID.Copy !req
1249. WHY DON'T YOU
DROP IT INTO MY OFFICECopy !req
1250. AND I'LL LISTEN TO IT ASAP.Copy !req
1251. ACTUALLY, FUCK IT. CAN YOU
GET IT TO ME PERSONALLY?Copy !req
1252. I MAY BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR SOME REAL FUCKIN' TALENT.Copy !req
1253. OK.Copy !req
1254. I'LL MEET YOU AT THE HOTEL
WHERE I LEFT MY WALLET.Copy !req
1255. YEAH?
THE PALACE?Copy !req
1256. OK, 10:00.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE, SHAD.Copy !req
1257. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
1258. ME AND FREDDY
PIMPING THE BAND,Copy !req
1259. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE
THE TALK OF THE TOWN.Copy !req
1260. NO, FUCK IT.
THE WORLD!Copy !req
1261. KICK ASS!Copy !req
1262. BRUNS, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
1263. YEAH? WHAT YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT?Copy !req
1264. WELL, I THOUGHT WHEN
I GIVE THE DEMO TO SHAD,Copy !req
1265. I'D DO IT ON MY OWN.Copy !req
1266. JUST LIKE YOU AND ME?Copy !req
1267. NO, JUST ME.Copy !req
1268. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO
SCHMOOZE HIM A BIT,Copy !req
1269. ONE-ON-ONE.Copy !req
1270. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,
RIGHT?Copy !req
1271. YEAH. SURE.Copy !req
1272. AAH!Copy !req
1273. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.Copy !req
1274. I LET MYSELF IN.Copy !req
1275. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
1276. YOU SHOULD GIVE THIS A GO.Copy !req
1277. RED DYE NUMBER 2.Copy !req
1278. WHAT'S WRONG, SUGAR?Copy !req
1279. IT'S KATE.Copy !req
1280. SHE'S KILLING THE BABY.Copy !req
1281. MM-HMM.Copy !req
1282. POOR SWEETIE.Copy !req
1283. HUG, HMM?Copy !req
1284. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
1285. WHOO!Copy !req
1286. LET'S CELEBRATE.
THEY'RE 7.5.Copy !req
1287. GOD, YOU LOVE TO
PISS ME OFF.Copy !req
1288. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
UNDERSTANDCopy !req
1289. THAT'S NOT MY IDEA
OF A GOOD TIME?Copy !req
1290. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY ONE.Copy !req
1291. MIGHT STOP YOU RUSHIN' AHEAD
OF THE BEAT.Copy !req
1292. I'M ON THE BEAT.Copy !req
1293. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S LAGGING.Copy !req
1294. OH, HA HA!Copy !req
1295. IF YOU CAN'T MOVE,
YOU CAN'T GROOVE.Copy !req
1296. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU SAY
THE MOST STUPID THINGS.Copy !req
1297. I DO NOT!Copy !req
1298. YOU SHOW NO RESPECT
FOR ME AT ALL!Copy !req
1299. YOU ARE SO
FUCKING WRONG!Copy !req
1300. YOU'RE A BITCH!
OHH... HEY—Copy !req
1301. OHH!Copy !req
1302. LOOK—OW!Copy !req
1303. OK—Copy !req
1304. OHH!Copy !req
1305. AHH...Copy !req
1306. YEAH...Copy !req
1307. HEY.Copy !req
1308. NO.Copy !req
1309. LOOK, TANYA... NO...Copy !req
1310. NOT MY HEAD.Copy !req
1311. OHH...Copy !req
1312. OHH!Copy !req
1313. OHH!Copy !req
1314. AAH.Copy !req
1315. OHH...Copy !req
1316. TRUCE?Copy !req
1317. OK, LOOK, I KNOW I SAID I
WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT US—Copy !req
1318. FREDDY, WE AGREED,
JUST A MEAL.Copy !req
1319. I'M GONNA BURN IN HELL IF I
DON'T GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.Copy !req
1320. FREDDY, I—Copy !req
1321. JUST RELAX.
JUST LET ME FINISH.Copy !req
1322. THE BAND'S GOT
A REAL SHOT WITH THIS,Copy !req
1323. AND I WANT YOU
TO BE A PART OF IT.Copy !req
1324. YOU KNOW,
I FUCKED UP ONCE.Copy !req
1325. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT
AGAIN.Copy !req
1326. FREDDY, I UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID.Copy !req
1327. I KNOW THAT THE BAND
WAS YOUR DREAMCopy !req
1328. LONG BEFORE I WAS EVEN
IN THE PICTURE.Copy !req
1329. SO?Copy !req
1330. WELL, WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU'RE CALLEDCopy !req
1331. TO DO YOUR FIRST
WORLD TOUR?Copy !req
1332. WELL, YOU CAN COME.Copy !req
1333. AND WHAT DO WE DO
WITH THE BABY?Copy !req
1334. I'M HAVING IT.Copy !req
1335. THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
1336. NOT A PROBLEM.Copy !req
1337. WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT IS A PROBLEM.Copy !req
1338. YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS THING
WITH THE BAND THROUGH.Copy !req
1339. AND WHAT ABOUT
THAT NIGHT?Copy !req
1340. IT WAS...Copy !req
1341. A BEAUTIFUL KISS.Copy !req
1342. YOU'RE GONNA MEET LOTS OF
GORGEOUS WOMEN ON THE ROADCopy !req
1343. WITH MUCH LESS BAGGAGE
THAN ME.Copy !req
1344. WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING, MAN?Copy !req
1345. YOU SAID NOTHING
WAS GOIN' ON!Copy !req
1346. NOTHING IS GOING ON!
STOP IT!Copy !req
1347. DO I LOOK THAT
FUCKIN' STUPID?Copy !req
1348. STOP IT!Copy !req
1349. I SHOULD JUST GO NOW.Copy !req
1350. BYE, FREDDY.Copy !req
1351. KATE, WAIT.Copy !req
1352. AGGHH!Copy !req
1353. JOE—JOE, WAIT, NO!Copy !req
1354. MELLIE!Copy !req
1355. FATHER!Copy !req
1356. MELLIE!Copy !req
1357. DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK
HAVE YOU DONE, MAN?Copy !req
1358. FUCK! FUCK YOU!Copy !req
1359. FUCK YOU, TOO!Copy !req
1360. FUCKIN' FREDDY.Copy !req
1361. UNGRATEFUL LITTLE
GUTTER MONGREL.Copy !req
1362. I WORKED MY BALLS DOWN TO
A STUMP FOR HIM AND THE BAND,Copy !req
1363. AND WHEN
THE BIG MOMENT COMES,Copy !req
1364. HE EXPRESS-POSTS ME
A "FUCK YOU"Copy !req
1365. AND STEALS ALL THE GLORY
FOR HIMSELF.Copy !req
1366. NO LOYALTY—Copy !req
1367. THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.Copy !req
1368. MMM.Copy !req
1369. SOME INDIAN WOULD BE GREAT.Copy !req
1370. YEAH. SOME VINDALOO
WOULD REALLY HIT THE SPOT.Copy !req
1371. OH... THAT'S MY POLE
SHE'S TWIRLIN' ON.Copy !req
1372. YEAH.Copy !req
1373. YEAH?Copy !req
1374. BRUNS, I NEED TO GET
TO THE PALACE RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
1375. YEAH? WELL, GUESS WHAT.Copy !req
1376. ROADIE HOURS ARE OVER
FOR THE DAY,Copy !req
1377. AND I'M OFF THE CLOCK,Copy !req
1378. SO YOU CAN JUST FUCK OFF.Copy !req
1379. STOP DICKIN' AROUND.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.Copy !req
1380. I'LL BE THERE WITH THE DEMO
AS SOON AS I CAN,Copy !req
1381. BUT I GOTTA FIND JOE FIRST,Copy !req
1382. SO I NEED YOU
TO STOP SHAD FROM LEAVING.Copy !req
1383. BRUNO'S ONTO IT.Copy !req
1384. IT'S OK, SUGAR.Copy !req
1385. MELLIE...Copy !req
1386. HEY. THERE'S NO NEED
TO BE UPSET.Copy !req
1387. SHAD.Copy !req
1388. BRUNO.Copy !req
1389. IN-A-PINCH
MANAGEMENT?Copy !req
1390. WHERE'S FREDDY?Copy !req
1391. OH, HE'S NOT FAR
BEHIND.Copy !req
1392. ANGIE, I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
1393. OF COURSE, YOU CAN.Copy !req
1394. OH, NO.Copy !req
1395. JOE?Copy !req
1396. JOE.Copy !req
1397. JOE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN', MAN?Copy !req
1398. UH...Copy !req
1399. WHERE'S ANGIE?Copy !req
1400. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?Copy !req
1401. ANGIE!Copy !req
1402. JOE—JOE,
THERE'S NO ONE HERE.Copy !req
1403. WHERECopy !req
1404. JUST LET ME HELP YOU.Copy !req
1405. DON'T TELL ANYONE, OK?Copy !req
1406. JUST DON'T TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
1407. MMM...Copy !req
1408. SHIT. FREDDY'S COMING.Copy !req
1409. STOP!Copy !req
1410. JOE.Copy !req
1411. JOE.Copy !req
1412. HOW'D IT GO WITH SHAD?Copy !req
1413. YOU GUYS SEEN JOE?Copy !req
1414. I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT HIM, MAN.Copy !req
1415. HE'S ACTING REALLY WEIRD.Copy !req
1416. JOE?Copy !req
1417. JOE?Copy !req
1418. CHECK THE HOUSE?Copy !req
1419. YEAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT, BABE,Copy !req
1420. MAYBE
HE'S IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
1421. BABE?Copy !req
1422. HAS THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
GONE INSANE?Copy !req
1423. OH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,
FREDDY?Copy !req
1424. WE BROKE UP.Copy !req
1425. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
1426. JOE'S REALLY FLIPPED OUT,
MAN. I'M SERIOUS.Copy !req
1427. HELLO?Copy !req
1428. FREDDY,
THERE'S SOMEONE HERECopy !req
1429. WHO WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
1430. LISTEN TO ME,
YOU LITTLE FUCKWIT.Copy !req
1431. OH, SHAD.
I'M SORRY I'M NOT—Copy !req
1432. THERE ARE RULES, FREDDY,Copy !req
1433. AND ONE OF THEM IS,Copy !req
1434. DON'T FUCK WITH MY TIME.Copy !req
1435. EITHER YOU GET YOUR ASS
DOWN HERECopy !req
1436. BEFORE I FINISH MY DRINK
OR BE PREPAREDCopy !req
1437. FOR A VERY LONG FAMINE!Copy !req
1438. FELLAS, CAN YOU GIVE US
A HAND? IT'S JOE—Copy !req
1439. HE WON'T ANSWER HIS DOOR.Copy !req
1440. JOEY!Copy !req
1441. OH, JESUS!
JOEY!Copy !req
1442. WHAT DID YOU TAKE?Copy !req
1443. CALL AN AMBULANCE!Copy !req
1444. WHAT'S HE TAKEN?Copy !req
1445. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
1446. SLEEPING TABLETS.
THEY'RE SECONALS.Copy !req
1447. WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
1448. YEAH, WE NEED
AN AMBULANCE.Copy !req
1449. JOEY!Copy !req
1450. HE HAS A GOOD PULSE.Copy !req
1451. ON THE SECOND FLOOR.Copy !req
1452. I'LL GO DOWN WITH HIM.Copy !req
1453. JUST THERE.Copy !req
1454. YOU SAVED HIS LIFE,
MAN.Copy !req
1455. CAN WE GET SOME MUSIC
IN HERE TO DROWN THAT SHIT OUT?Copy !req
1456. TAKE A HIKE, LOSER.Copy !req
1457. YAAH!Copy !req
1458. YOU FUCK!Copy !req
1459. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!Copy !req
1460. YOU BETTER RUN,
BUDDY.Copy !req
1461. AFTER THAT,
EVERYTHING JUST TURNED TO SHIT.Copy !req
1462. JOE, THE BAND,Copy !req
1463. MY HOPES FOR KATIE.Copy !req
1464. THE STRANGE THING WAS,
I STILL HAD THIS NEED TO PLAY.Copy !req
1465. MUSIC IS A GREAT THING
TO LOSE YOURSELF IN,Copy !req
1466. AND, MAN, WAS I LOST.Copy !req
1467. RRRAAHH!Copy !req
1468. GIVE IT UP
FOR THE ROCKIN' SOUNDSCopy !req
1469. OF ALTERNATE CURRENT.Copy !req
1470. Lead singer:
THANK YOU.Copy !req
1471. OH, NO, THIS IS OK.Copy !req
1472. YOU KNOW?
IT PAYS PRETTY GOOD AND...Copy !req
1473. KILLER CROWDS.Copy !req
1474. I WAS SITTIN'
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
1475. I HEAR JOE'S
DOING BETTER.Copy !req
1476. DO YOU HEAR FROM
THE OTHERS MUCH?Copy !req
1477. NO. IT'S OVER.Copy !req
1478. I FIGURE I SHOULD JUST
LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1479. HEY, BON!Copy !req
1480. YOU'RE THE KING.Copy !req
1481. IT'S JUST AN ACT, MATE.
FUCK OFF.Copy !req
1482. FUCK YOU,
DICKHEAD.Copy !req
1483. NOW, LOOK,Copy !req
1484. THE REAL REASON
I'M HERE—Copy !req
1485. I'VE GOT
SOME GREAT NEWS.Copy !req
1486. YOU GOT US A GIG?Copy !req
1487. WHO TOLD YOU?Copy !req
1488. HEY!Copy !req
1489. WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
1490. DOES DOG SHIT
LOVE SHOES?Copy !req
1491. SEE? THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
1492. RIGHT... THERE.Copy !req
1493. YEAH, WHEN I SAW IT,Copy !req
1494. I THOUGHT IT WAS
A PRINTING ERROR.Copy !req
1495. NO ERROR.Copy !req
1496. YOU GUYS ARE BOOKED TO PLAY
AT HOMEBAKE.Copy !req
1497. THIS IS OUR CHANCE
TO REALLY COOK.Copy !req
1498. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, MAN.Copy !req
1499. IT WAS DESTINY, FREDDY.Copy !req
1500. THAT'S ONLY HER STAGE NAME,
OF COURSE.Copy !req
1501. TURNS OUT
MY FRIEND DESTINY,Copy !req
1502. HER BROTHER, HE BOOKS
ALL THE BANDS FOR HOMEBAKE.Copy !req
1503. IT WAS UNDER MY NOSE
ALL ALONG.Copy !req
1504. HEY, SHE HOOKED ME UP
JUST LIKE THAT. TIDILY.Copy !req
1505. BRUNO MAKES A PROMISE,Copy !req
1506. BRUNO DELIVERS.Copy !req
1507. HEY.Copy !req
1508. HERE YOU ARE, JOE.Copy !req
1509. LUCY ALWAYS SAIDCopy !req
1510. I'D FIND MY
PERFECT 10 SOMETIME.Copy !req
1511. BINGO.Copy !req
1512. PROZAC.Copy !req
1513. SO, HOMEBAKE, HEY?Copy !req
1514. YEAH.Copy !req
1515. KATE SAID THEY'RE THINKING OF
LETTING YOU OUT OF HERE SOON.Copy !req
1516. NO.Copy !req
1517. I DON'T THINK
I'M READY FOR IT.Copy !req
1518. YOU GUYS
SHOULD STILL DO IT.Copy !req
1519. I WON'T BE PISSED OFF,
MAN, I PROMISE.Copy !req
1520. HEY, HAVEN'T YOU
ALWAYS SAIDCopy !req
1521. THAT GUITARISTS
WERE AS COMMONCopy !req
1522. AS FLIES AROUND
A SHEEP'S ASS?Copy !req
1523. YOU BEEN PRACTICING?Copy !req
1524. KATE BROUGHT IT OVER.Copy !req
1525. I HAVEN'T
PICKED IT UP YET.Copy !req
1526. I'LL GET THERE.Copy !req
1527. HOW'S SHE GOING?Copy !req
1528. GOOD.Copy !req
1529. SHE SAID TECHNICALLYCopy !req
1530. I NEVER REALLY
CHEATED ON HER.Copy !req
1531. IT WAS MORE OF
A MIND FUCK, REALLY.Copy !req
1532. LISTEN, JOE, I'M SORRY
I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU, MAN.Copy !req
1533. THAT'S OK.Copy !req
1534. IT'S DOWN TO ME,
NOBODY ELSE.Copy !req
1535. THINGS ARE A LOT
CLEARER NOW.Copy !req
1536. SO, YOU THOUGHT OF GIVING IT
ANOTHER SHOT WITH KATE?Copy !req
1537. YOU'RE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH
OF THAT PROZAC, DUDE.Copy !req
1538. HEY.Copy !req
1539. I JUST THOUGHT OF
A GUITARIST.Copy !req
1540. I CAN'T, FELLAS.Copy !req
1541. SHIT, I'D LOVE TO, BUT—Copy !req
1542. I HAVEN'T BEEN ON STAGE
IN 15 YEARS.Copy !req
1543. AH, COME ON.
YOU KNOW ALL THE SONGS.Copy !req
1544. I CAN'T.Copy !req
1545. LUCY...Copy !req
1546. OHH...Copy !req
1547. OH, MAN, MY BABY.Copy !req
1548. BOUGHT IT BACK OFF
THE GUY I SOLD IT TO.Copy !req
1549. BASTARD DROVE
A HARD BARGAIN, THOUGH.Copy !req
1550. COME ON, KEV.Copy !req
1551. YEAH, OK.Copy !req
1552. YEAH!Copy !req
1553. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
1554. I'M REALLY GONNA
MISS YOU.Copy !req
1555. WELL, LIKE I TOLD JOE,Copy !req
1556. MY FOLKS
HAVE HEAPS OF ROOMCopy !req
1557. SO ANYTIME YOU GUYS
WANT TO VISIT—Copy !req
1558. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
1559. SHAME YOU'RE GONNA
MISS THE GIG.Copy !req
1560. BLAME IT ON THE MOVERS.Copy !req
1561. IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1562. I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU TWO WOULD MAKE IT.Copy !req
1563. IT'S FOR THE BEST.Copy !req
1564. JOE'S THE DAD.Copy !req
1565. HE WON'T BE LEFT OUT,
I PROMISE.Copy !req
1566. HA HA.Copy !req
1567. NO... I WAS TALKING
ABOUT FREDDY.Copy !req
1568. OH.Copy !req
1569. BUT RIGHT NOW, I MEAN,
HE'S REALLY PUTTINGCopy !req
1570. EVERYTHING, BALLS AND ALL,
INTO THIS GIG.Copy !req
1571. YEAH, IT'S EVERYTHING
HE EVER WANTED.Copy !req
1572. HE MUST BE ON A CLOUD.Copy !req
1573. WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER
THIS NIGHT FOREVER.Copy !req
1574. KATE, IT'S FREDDY.Copy !req
1575. THE NUMBER
YOU ARE CALLINGCopy !req
1576. HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.Copy !req
1577. PLEASE CHECK THE NUMBER
AND CALL AGAIN.Copy !req
1578. ARE WE READY?Copy !req
1579. YES!Copy !req
1580. THOU, THEE, AND THIS—Copy !req
1581. IT'LL BE THE HOTTEST
FUCKIN' GIG EVER, EH?Copy !req
1582. WHO'S GOT THE SET LIST?Copy !req
1583. UH, LUCY.Copy !req
1584. I AIN'T GOT IT.
FREDDY'S GOT IT.Copy !req
1585. I DON'T HAVE IT.Copy !req
1586. ARE YOU JOKING?Copy !req
1587. IT WAS HERE
5 MINUTES AGO.Copy !req
1588. DON'T YOU GUYS
EVER STOP ARGUING?Copy !req
1589. JOE!Copy !req
1590. YOU DIDN'T THINK
I'D MISSCopy !req
1591. MY ONLY CHANCE TO PLAY
AT HOMEBAKE, DID YOU?Copy !req
1592. WELCOME HOME, SON!Copy !req
1593. COME ON.Copy !req
1594. LET'S SAVE THIS
SCHMALTZY CRAP FOR LATER.Copy !req
1595. LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD!Copy !req
1596. AH, THIS IS IT, EH?
THIS IS THE ONE, MAN.Copy !req
1597. WHERE'S KATE? IS SHE
MEETING US HERE, OR WHAT?Copy !req
1598. NO, SHE'S CATCHING A RIDECopy !req
1599. TO MELBOURNE
WITH THE MOVERS AT 3:00.Copy !req
1600. THE MOVERS?Copy !req
1601. YEAH. SHE'S GONE TO BE
WITH HER PARENTS.Copy !req
1602. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW, MAN.Copy !req
1603. ARE WE READY?Copy !req
1604. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1605. LET'S DO IT!Copy !req
1606. COME ON.Copy !req
1607. I'M NOT BLIND, FREDDY.Copy !req
1608. I'VE BEEN SCARED BEFORE.Copy !req
1609. FUCK! HOPING NOT TO
CRAP MY PANTS.Copy !req
1610. REMEMBER?Copy !req
1611. DON'T LET YOUR FEAR
GET IN THE WAY, MATE.Copy !req
1612. I'M TELLING YOU,
THE NERVES WILL DISAPPEARCopy !req
1613. AS SOON AS YOU START
THAT FIRST SONG.Copy !req
1614. GUARANTEE IT.Copy !req
1615. FUCK IT.Copy !req
1616. WHOA!Copy !req
1617. THAT'S THE SPIRIT.Copy !req
1618. SHORTCUT.Copy !req
1619. OK, THAT EVERYTHING,
LOVE?Copy !req
1620. YEP.Copy !req
1621. TALK TO ME, FREDDY.Copy !req
1622. THIS ISN'T A SHORTCUT,
IS IT?Copy !req
1623. I DIDN'T THINK SO.
NO.Copy !req
1624. OH, NO.Copy !req
1625. NOT NOW,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!Copy !req
1626. AAH!
SHIT!Copy !req
1627. HANG ON A MINUTE.Copy !req
1628. THIS IS KATE'S PLACE.Copy !req
1629. STOP!Copy !req
1630. IN THE NAME OF LOVE!Copy !req
1631. LET'S GO, MATE.Copy !req
1632. THERE IT IS.Copy !req
1633. COME ON, MATE,
SPEED UP.Copy !req
1634. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
1635. OH, NO. WILL YOU PAY
SONNY'S SPEEDING FINE?Copy !req
1636. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
1637. WHAT I WILL DO IF SONNY
DOESN'T FRIGGIN' STEP ON ITCopy !req
1638. IS SHOVE SONNY'S
BEADED SEAT COVERCopy !req
1639. CLEAR UP SONNY'S ASS!Copy !req
1640. NO NEED FOR
INTIMIDATION TACTICS.Copy !req
1641. THERE IT IS!Copy !req
1642. YOU MISSED IT!Copy !req
1643. GO ALONGSIDE.Copy !req
1644. OI!Copy !req
1645. KATE!Copy !req
1646. KATIE!Copy !req
1647. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
1648. I MEANT THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
1649. HEY, I'M ON MY WAY.Copy !req
1650. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
1651. AREN'T YOU MEANT TO BE
ON STAGE RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
1652. THIS IS EXACTLY
WHERE I SHOULD BE.Copy !req
1653. FREDDY, YOU'LL NEVER
FORGIVE YOURSELF,Copy !req
1654. AND YOU'LL CERTAINLY
NEVER FORGIVE ME.Copy !req
1655. KATIE,
DON'T DENY IT.Copy !req
1656. WHEN EVERYTHING
CHANGED FOR EVERYONE,Copy !req
1657. YOU SAID MY DREAM WAS ONLY
STUPID IF I GAVE IT UP.Copy !req
1658. WELL, I'M NOT GIVING YOU UP.Copy !req
1659. NO WAY.Copy !req
1660. GOT ROOM FOR ME
IN MELBOURNE?Copy !req
1661. COME ON, YOU'LL BE LATE
FOR YOUR GIG.Copy !req
1662. RECORD CROWDS
ARE EXPECTEDCopy !req
1663. AT THIS YEAR'S HOMEBAKE.Copy !req
1664. COMING UP ON TRIPLE "J,"Copy !req
1665. WE'LL HEAR
FROM MEGA BAND SPRIMPCopy !req
1666. LIVE
FROM THE FESTIVAL.Copy !req
1667. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
1668. WHEN YOU START PLAYING
THEY'LL COME RUNNING.Copy !req
1669. YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
1670. HOW COULD SHE, HUH?Copy !req
1671. YEAH, WELL, SHE GOT
WHAT SHE WANTED.Copy !req
1672. A NICE, JUICY
RECORDING DEAL,Copy !req
1673. A FEW ADDED EXTRAS.Copy !req
1674. YEAH, BUT RUNNING OFF
WITH A SOUND ENGINEER, HUH?Copy !req
1675. I'M A ROCK STAR!Copy !req
1676. HEY. COME ON.Copy !req
1677. POUR THE PAIN
INTO YOUR MUSIC, MAN.Copy !req
1678. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
1679. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
1680. 5 MINUTES, GUYS.Copy !req
1681. COOL, MAN.Copy !req
1682. THERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
1683. HEY!Copy !req
1684. HEY!Copy !req
1685. HI, GUYS!Copy !req
1686. PRETTY GOOD.
HI.Copy !req
1687. THANKS, JOE.Copy !req
1688. HEY, GUYS,
YOU INTO ROCK 'N' ROLL?Copy !req
1689. EXCUSE ME. WHO'S
IN CHARGE HERE?Copy !req
1690. I AM. YEAH.
THAT'S ME, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
1691. SAY WHAT?Copy !req
1692. BUMPED?
NO!Copy !req
1693. OF ALL OF THE ASININE
FUCKED UP THINGS!Copy !req
1694. SORRY, GUYS.
WE'RE RUNNING LATECopy !req
1695. AND SPRIMP'S CONTRACT
REQUIRES ALL OTHER STAGESCopy !req
1696. TO BE SHUT DOWN
WHEN THEY'RE PLAYING.Copy !req
1697. NOTHING I CAN DO.Copy !req
1698. YOU RECKON?Copy !req
1699. YEAH, MAN.Copy !req
1700. THIS IS LIKE
ROBBING OUR LAST CHANCE.Copy !req
1701. YOU WERE SO CLOSE.Copy !req
1702. THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.Copy !req
1703. QUICK. COME WITH ME.Copy !req
1704. GUYS!
GUYS, WAIT UP!Copy !req
1705. WE CAN STILL GET UP THERE.Copy !req
1706. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1707. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S STICK IT UP.Copy !req
1708. WE'RE RUNNING BEHIND.Copy !req
1709. 4 CORD BOXES,
STAGE RIGHT.Copy !req
1710. I NEED 2 ACs—Copy !req
1711. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1712. I'M WRITING THIS
ARTICLE ON ROADIES—Copy !req
1713. THE UNSUNG HEROES
OF AUSTRALIAN ROCK.Copy !req
1714. DO THINK I COULD
TALK TO YOU ABOUT ITCopy !req
1715. AFTER THE SHOW?Copy !req
1716. THIS IS IT.
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL.Copy !req
1717. GIVE THE KIDS A GO, FELLAS.Copy !req
1718. HELLO.Copy !req
1719. HELLO, SYDNEY.
HOW WE DOIN'?Copy !req
1720. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT
AND SUPPORTING LIVE MUSICCopy !req
1721. AND TO SAY NO TO POKIES!Copy !req
1722. MY NAME'S FREDDY
AND WE—Copy !req
1723. NO, WAIT.Copy !req
1724. AW, MAN!Copy !req
1725. FASCIST! LET 'EM PLAY!
LET 'EM PLAY!Copy !req
1726. YOU! HOW THE FUCK
DID YOU GET IN HERE?Copy !req
1727. FREDDY! FREDDY!Copy !req
1728. SHAD, GIVE ME A CHANCE.
LET ME PLAY ONE SONG!Copy !req
1729. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
GET HIM OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
1730. COME ON.
YOU OWE ME!Copy !req
1731. WAIT RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
1732. WHAT DID YOU
JUST SAY TO ME?Copy !req
1733. I SAID YOU OWE ME.
COME ON.Copy !req
1734. TOBY DOESN'T FIND OUT
YOU'RE BANGING HIS CHICK.Copy !req
1735. I OWE YOU NOTHING.Copy !req
1736. SCARLET'S ALREADY
CHEWED HIM UPCopy !req
1737. AND SPAT HIM OUT
SO IT DOESN'T MATTERCopy !req
1738. THAT I WAS BANGING HIS GIRLCopy !req
1739. THE WHOLE TIME
THEY WERE TOGETHER.Copy !req
1740. I COULD'VE HAD AN ORGY
WITH HIS COUSINS, SISTER,Copy !req
1741. GRANDPARENTS AND SCARLET,
AND THAT PEA-BRAINED MORONCopy !req
1742. STILL WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN.Copy !req
1743. HEY, GUYS,
DIG YOUR WORK.Copy !req
1744. TOBY, HA HA, MAN—HEY!Copy !req
1745. GO FOR IT. GO!Copy !req
1746. FREDDY, FREDDY! FREDDY!Copy !req
1747. CONSIDER YOURSELF FIRED!
WANKER!Copy !req
1748. HOW WE DOIN'?Copy !req
1749. THIS SONG WE'D LIKE
TO DO FOR YOUCopy !req
1750. IS A BIT OF
A NEW ONE FOR US.Copy !req
1751. HEY. LET 'EM PLAY.Copy !req
1752. IF THEY'RE ANY GOOD, IT'LL
GIVE ME AN EDGE ON THE DEAL.Copy !req
1753. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.Copy !req
1754. BUT, UH...Copy !req
1755. IT'S KIND OF
A KILLER OPENER.Copy !req
1756. MY BIG MOMENT,Copy !req
1757. THE MOMENT I FINALLY
HAD TO ADMIT TO MYSELFCopy !req
1758. THAT WE JUST
WEREN'T VERY GOOD.Copy !req
1759. BUT SUCKING AS MUCH
AS WE DID THAT DAY,Copy !req
1760. AND OUR SUCKAGE FACTOR
WAS ENORMOUS,Copy !req
1761. WE STILL GOT TO PLAYCopy !req
1762. IN FRONT OF A WHOLE COUNTRY
FULL OF PEOPLE.Copy !req
1763. IT WAS THE MOST FUN
THAT WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLECopy !req
1764. FOR ANY OF US TO EVER HAVE.Copy !req
1765. HEY!
YAY!Copy !req
1766. 7 MONTHS LATER,
KATIE AND I GOT MARRIED.Copy !req
1767. JOE WAS BEST MAN.Copy !req
1768. AND JOE JR. MADE
AN APPEARANCE, TOO.Copy !req
1769. WHOO!Copy !req
1770. WOW!Copy !req
1771. BRUNO WON
A MILLION BUCKSCopy !req
1772. IN SOME CONTEST BY FINDING
A PURPLE CHOCKER.Copy !req
1773. LUCKY SOD.Copy !req
1774. SO HE BOUGHT THE PALACECopy !req
1775. RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER
THAT BUTT CRUMB THOMMOCopy !req
1776. AND WE TOOK THE POKIES
AND SMASHED THEM ALLCopy !req
1777. WITH POLO MALLETS.Copy !req
1778. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HOW WE DOIN'?Copy !req
1779. ME AND JOEY
MANAGE BRUNO'S,Copy !req
1780. AND NOW THE BANDS ARE BACK.Copy !req
1781. A LITTLE BIT
OF A SCHEDULING MIX-UP.Copy !req
1782. IN THE MEANTIME,Copy !req
1783. HOUSE BAND'S GONNA RIP
THROUGH A FEW FOR YA.Copy !req
1784. EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS,Copy !req
1785. I GIVE THE OPENING BAND
THE WRONG START TIMECopy !req
1786. AND SLIP US IN
AHEAD OF THEM.Copy !req
1787. WE MIGHT SUCK,Copy !req
1788. BUT I NEVER SAID
WE WERE IDIOTS.Copy !req
1789. TANYA FINISHED UNI AND WENT
INTO ANGER MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
1790. LUCY WAS THE SURPRISING ONE.Copy !req
1791. HE GOT A DEGREE IN PHARMACY
AND WENT INTO BUSINESS.Copy !req
1792. WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND, I GUESS.Copy !req
1793. JOE!Copy !req
1794. JOE KEPT UP
HIS MEDICATIONCopy !req
1795. AND FELL IN LOVE WITH
A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER.Copy !req
1796. HI, JOE!Copy !req
1797. NOW
INSTEAD OF ONE KID,Copy !req
1798. HE'S GOT 35.Copy !req
1799. KEVIN... WELL,
HE'S THE SAME.Copy !req
1800. SOME THINGS JUST
DON'T NEED TO CHANGE.Copy !req
1801. THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?Copy !req
1802. AS FOR KATIE,Copy !req
1803. SHE NEVER GOT TO EXPERIENCE
THE HIGHS AND LOWSCopy !req
1804. OF BEING A ROCK STAR'S WIFE,Copy !req
1805. BUT I THINK
SHE'S OK WITH IT.Copy !req
1806. AND ME, A ROCK STAR?Copy !req
1807. NOT MY DESTINY.Copy !req
1808. STILL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE A ROCK STARCopy !req
1809. TO FEEL LIKE ONE.Copy !req
1810. ROCK!Copy !req
1811. ALL RIGHT! HA HA HA!Copy !req
1812. YEAH!Copy !req