1. Triple-zero,
what is your emergency?Copy !req
2. 9-9-9,
what's your emergency?Copy !req
3. 9-1-1,
what is your emergency?Copy !req
4. No one knows
what's true anymore.Copy !req
5. It's not the end
of the world, but you can see—Copy !req
6. Power grid has collapsed.Copy !req
7. Currency is worthless.Copy !req
8. Cities are burning.Copy !req
9. Pestilence and pandemics.Copy !req
10. Catastrophic heat.Copy !req
11. We're actually
running out of water.Copy !req
12. Why are you
hurting these people?Copy !req
13. Getting close to
the terminal freak-out point.Copy !req
14. Mankind has gone rogue,
terrorizing itself.Copy !req
15. Gangs are marauding
like locusts across the land.Copy !req
16. The earth is sour.Copy !req
17. Our bones are poisoned.Copy !req
18. We have become half-life.Copy !req
19. As the world falls around us,Copy !req
20. how must we brave its cruelties?Copy !req
21. This one's for me.Copy !req
22. I'll get that one for you.Copy !req
23. We should go back now.Copy !req
24. We've come too far.Copy !req
25. Furiosa!Copy !req
26. Hey, Vulture.Copy !req
27. Shh! Not so loud.Copy !req
28. Have you ever seen
so much meat?Copy !req
29. Stay very still.Copy !req
30. Meat.Copy !req
31. Valkyrie, be invisible.
Still as a rock till I get back.Copy !req
32. Be invisible.Copy !req
33. Careful.
Careful with the head.Copy !req
34. That spine's mine.Copy !req
35. Cut right there.Copy !req
36. Hear that?Copy !req
37. Get on! Get on!Copy !req
38. Furiosa! They took Furiosa!Copy !req
39. I'll come with you.Copy !req
40. No, they need you here.Copy !req
41. The stars be with you.Copy !req
42. Snipers!
We got snipers.Copy !req
43. Lone rider.Copy !req
44. She fouled us.Copy !req
45. She bit through it.Copy !req
46. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
47. Hey, give it. Give it. Give it!Copy !req
48. That's the Thunderbike.Copy !req
49. That's the Thunderbike!Copy !req
50. - I thought you crippled it.
- I did!Copy !req
51. Who's coming for us?Copy !req
52. Who is— who is that?
Is that your pa?Copy !req
53. - Is that your father? Who—Copy !req
54. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey!Copy !req
55. Ditch the girl!
That's all he wants.Copy !req
56. - What do we tell Dementus?Copy !req
57. We got horse meat.Copy !req
58. It proves nothing.Copy !req
59. But the girl, once he sees her,
he's gonna ask,Copy !req
60. "Where did she come from?"Copy !req
61. And we're gonna be the ones
to tell him.Copy !req
62. No one's gonna
scum us anymore.Copy !req
63. No one's gonna
scum us anymore.Copy !req
64. No one's gonna
scum us anymore!Copy !req
65. That piece of filth!Copy !req
66. - Whoo-hoo!
- We're gonna make it.Copy !req
67. - We're gonna make it!Copy !req
68. I got news for Dementus.
Dementus!Copy !req
69. What do you got here, Toe Jam?
All by yourself.Copy !req
70. I speak only to Dementus.Copy !req
71. No. Hands off.Copy !req
72. Untie it.Copy !req
73. I found it. She's mine.Copy !req
74. Hands off.Copy !req
75. It's strong. What a dilly, eh?Copy !req
76. She's mine.
Where did you find it?Copy !req
77. - Give it back.
- Where?Copy !req
78. - Where did you get it?
- Give her back.Copy !req
79. Give her to me.
I'll take her to him.Copy !req
80. She's from a place of abundance.Copy !req
81. What are you talking about?Copy !req
82. A place of abundance!
It's got everything!Copy !req
83. Where?Copy !req
84. I speak only to Dementus.Copy !req
85. Where are you from?Copy !req
86. Where are you from?Copy !req
87. Where did you find her?Copy !req
88. My lips, Dementus's ear.Copy !req
89. My lips. Dementus.Copy !req
90. Good girl.Copy !req
91. The original
JRL Cycles Lucky SevenCopy !req
92. was powered by a seven cylinder
radial aircraft engine,Copy !req
93. with a swept capacity
of 2,800cc's,Copy !req
94. 110 horsepower,
160 pounds of torque.Copy !req
95. Dementus.Copy !req
96. - Dementus. Look what I found.Copy !req
97. Who do we have here?Copy !req
98. What's your name?Copy !req
99. What do they call you?Copy !req
100. She's from a place of abundance.Copy !req
101. - May I?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
102. A healthy,
well-nourished full-life.Copy !req
103. Flawless.Copy !req
104. Tell us where
you're from, child. Eh?Copy !req
105. Tell your friend.Copy !req
106. It's got everything.Copy !req
107. How do you know that?Copy !req
108. A Roobilly told me.Copy !req
109. He said he saw it
with his own eyes.Copy !req
110. Hm.Copy !req
111. And where is he?Copy !req
112. Let's hear from Toe Jam.Copy !req
113. Bring him in.Copy !req
114. This place, where you found her,
it was amazing, right?Copy !req
115. It had everything, right?
Water, food, everything.Copy !req
116. Tell me.Copy !req
117. He's choking.Copy !req
118. Well, hang him upside down.Copy !req
119. Downside up.Copy !req
120. There you go.Copy !req
121. Draw a map.Copy !req
122. Draw an arrow. Draw an arrow!Copy !req
123. Show us! Show us!Copy !req
124. Now, you have had
a hard day, haven't you?Copy !req
125. An awful day.Copy !req
126. You must be exhausted.Copy !req
127. There's only one thing I need
you to do and that is rest.Copy !req
128. You don't have to
tell us anything.Copy !req
129. You don't have to say a word,
I promise.Copy !req
130. Just rest.Copy !req
131. Tomorrow, I'll take you home.Copy !req
132. I'll follow the tracks
that brought you hereCopy !req
133. and I'll take you home.Copy !req
134. Take her, feed her, wash her.Copy !req
135. Use our best drinking water.Copy !req
136. You two.Copy !req
137. Keep an eye on her,
keep her safe.Copy !req
138. Don't let any
of these brutes near her.Copy !req
139. Hey, what you got there?Copy !req
140. Snapper. Snapper!Copy !req
141. Ma!Copy !req
142. Please. I'm a mother, too.Copy !req
143. I will say nothing, not a word.Copy !req
144. Stop! Stop her!Copy !req
145. - Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
- Shoot!Copy !req
146. It's not my fault.Copy !req
147. We've lost her!Copy !req
148. Good, we're good.Copy !req
149. You're bleeding.Copy !req
150. Do you hear that? Come, quick.Copy !req
151. How are they tracking us?Copy !req
152. Ride to high ground.
Hide yourself well.Copy !req
153. If I don't find you in one day,
go home.Copy !req
154. Ma, I—Copy !req
155. Take your bearings
from the sun and stars.Copy !req
156. When there is wind,
use it to cover your tracks.Copy !req
157. - I'm not gonna leave you.
- Furiosa!Copy !req
158. You are Vuvalini,
you'll do as I ask.Copy !req
159. Whatever you have to do,
however long it takes,Copy !req
160. promise me
you'll find your way home.Copy !req
161. Plant this seed.Copy !req
162. Protect the Green Place.Copy !req
163. Give me this one gift. Promise.Copy !req
164. The stars be with you.Copy !req
165. Go around!
Gotta go around!Copy !req
166. Find a way around!Copy !req
167. Ma!Copy !req
168. Ma!Copy !req
169. - Ahh...
Tell me!Copy !req
170. She's your mother. Perfect.Copy !req
171. Where are you from?Copy !req
172. Tell me!Copy !req
173. Ma!Copy !req
174. Tell me where you came from
and we will cease and desist.Copy !req
175. Furiosa!Copy !req
176. - All you have to do...Copy !req
177. All you have to do
is just point.Copy !req
178. Point me in the right direction
and I'll take you home.Copy !req
179. No, no, no. Don't look away.Copy !req
180. We mustn't look away.Copy !req
181. You had your chance.Copy !req
182. History Man,
a Word Burger, please?Copy !req
183. Tears.Copy !req
184. Human tears.Copy !req
185. The secretions of the lacrimal
gland containing oils,Copy !req
186. salts, proteins,
and stress hormones.Copy !req
187. The tears of joy
and those of sorrowCopy !req
188. have different
chemical compositions.Copy !req
189. Yes. Sorrow is more...Copy !req
190. piquant, zesty.Copy !req
191. Why would you
run from me?Copy !req
192. Now your followers must fight
over who gets to kill you.Copy !req
193. Now, I would've welcomed you.
Every one.Copy !req
194. I woulda brought you in.Copy !req
195. You coulda been a part
of this great horde.Copy !req
196. Now, we have a problem.Copy !req
197. There are 20 of you,
but only five bikes.Copy !req
198. How do we choose?Copy !req
199. Who's got the goods,
the bollocks, the testesCopy !req
200. to ride with Dementus?Copy !req
201. You're gonna have to show me
who you are.Copy !req
202. Yes?Copy !req
203. Because today
we dance to Darwin.Copy !req
204. Today, we do
The Five Bike Teddy.Copy !req
205. Ready, setty, go!Copy !req
206. You don't have to watch
if you don't want to.Copy !req
207. You may wanna close your eyes.Copy !req
208. You know,
you could hold this if you want.Copy !req
209. It belonged to my little ones.Copy !req
210. Why don't you
just keep him safe?Copy !req
211. Lady and gentlemans,
start your engines.Copy !req
212. Lizard mince
and human blood sausage.Copy !req
213. Can you write?Copy !req
214. I can teach you.
Muscle up your memory.Copy !req
215. You could become a History Man.Copy !req
216. Make yourself invaluable,Copy !req
217. and Dementus
will look after you.Copy !req
218. Astronavigation.Copy !req
219. A determination of one's course
by reference to the starsCopy !req
220. and other celestial bodies.Copy !req
221. Red! Red!Copy !req
222. Are we curious, boss?Copy !req
223. Well, let's go have a look.Copy !req
224. Is this Halvalla?Copy !req
225. Am I in Valhalla?Copy !req
226. What's Valhalla?Copy !req
227. Valhalla's
"The Hall of the Slain."Copy !req
228. A paradise for dead heroes.Copy !req
229. Good for you.Copy !req
230. We're looking for a place
of abundance.Copy !req
231. What's abundance?Copy !req
232. Abundance, plentifulness.Copy !req
233. Having a copious quantity
of something.Copy !req
234. Co—
What's "copus quantity"?Copy !req
235. A lotta stuff.
A lotta good stuff.Copy !req
236. The Citadel.Copy !req
237. The what-a-del?Copy !req
238. It's where I was birthed.Copy !req
239. It's got everything.Copy !req
240. A humongous amount
of fresh water.Copy !req
241. And green stuff.Copy !req
242. Mountains of pro-juice
and veggies and... and water.Copy !req
243. And where would one
find this Citadel?Copy !req
244. That way maybe.Copy !req
245. What are these?Copy !req
246. That is sky blood.
It called you to me.Copy !req
247. Behold the might of Dementus!Copy !req
248. The Red DementusCopy !req
249. and his Congress of Destruction.Copy !req
250. He is here to lay siege on you.Copy !req
251. Listen carefully to his words.Copy !req
252. All of you.Copy !req
253. All who protect and honor
this magnificent Citadel,Copy !req
254. you have a choice.Copy !req
255. A very attractive choice.Copy !req
256. I want your leaders.Copy !req
257. I want those
who hold dominance over you.Copy !req
258. Bring me your leaders
and throw them down.Copy !req
259. Throw them down,
and you'll avoidCopy !req
260. more suffering and sorrow.Copy !req
261. They exploit you.
They enslave you.Copy !req
262. They wash their feet
in your sweat and bloodCopy !req
263. and they give you
nothing in return.Copy !req
264. Listen to this truth.Copy !req
265. Big shots rule only
because you choose to follow.Copy !req
266. The power is with you.Copy !req
267. You are free to choose.Copy !req
268. Come to me.Copy !req
269. Come to me
with your pain and burden,Copy !req
270. and I will double your grub.Copy !req
271. Food and water for everyone,
as much you like.Copy !req
272. We will share the wealth.Copy !req
273. You will rule with me in
the splendor of a new Wasteland.Copy !req
274. Adorable.Copy !req
275. I'm afraid for you, sweetheart.
Really afraid.Copy !req
276. 'Cause Big Jilly here is gonna
scoop you out, both ends,Copy !req
277. mush it up
and feed it back to you.Copy !req
278. But that ain't nothing compared
to what Mr. Norton hereCopy !req
279. is dreaming of doing to you.Copy !req
280. 'Cause Mr. Norton
really hates big shots.Copy !req
281. - Then there's Mr. Harley.
- G'day, mate!Copy !req
282. Mr. Davidson, Rizzdale PellCopy !req
283. and a thousand other
mad bastards coming after you,Copy !req
284. and there ain't nothing
I can do to stop 'em.Copy !req
285. The Immortan has a request.Copy !req
286. Among all his warriors
assembled here,Copy !req
287. choose one.Copy !req
288. Why would I do that?Copy !req
289. For this negotiation
to go further,Copy !req
290. you must choose at random.Copy !req
291. Any War Boy. Just one.Copy !req
292. What if I choose not to choose?Copy !req
293. Then you'll never know
the truth.Copy !req
294. My Smeg will choose.Copy !req
295. Yes!Copy !req
296. Okay.Copy !req
297. Nope. To the right.Copy !req
298. You are awaited.Copy !req
299. Witness me!Copy !req
300. Witness!Copy !req
301. Immorta!Copy !req
302. Among us
are 972 devout warriors.Copy !req
303. Any one of them, if chosen,
would've done the same.Copy !req
304. Each would die historic
for the Immortan Joe.Copy !req
305. - That's why you're fools.
You're the fool!Copy !req
306. You're all fools
for coming here.Copy !req
307. I am Scrotus.Copy !req
308. I am Rictus.Copy !req
309. We are the sons
of the Immortan Joe.Copy !req
310. And now we're going to kill you.Copy !req
311. Hey!Copy !req
312. I gotcha.Copy !req
313. When things
go bonkers, you have to adapt.Copy !req
314. - You, same as me.Copy !req
315. They're here.Copy !req
316. We're tough.Copy !req
317. - You're a tender little hound.Copy !req
318. A War Rig. Fully loaded.Copy !req
319. It's from
the Citadel, all right.Copy !req
320. It's got the Immortan's mark.Copy !req
321. Food and water for guzzolene.Copy !req
322. It beats scavenging.Copy !req
323. This is our destiny.Copy !req
324. We are indeed
in the land of opportunity.Copy !req
325. Watch this.Copy !req
326. All hail Dementus!Copy !req
327. Dementus!Copy !req
328. Fuel for all, enough for months.Copy !req
329. Thisis truly a great day.Copy !req
330. Yeah, well, I'm about to make it
a whole lot greater.Copy !req
331. Who are you?
Remove your helmet and jacket.Copy !req
332. I take orders from The Octoboss.Copy !req
333. Huh?Copy !req
334. Yeah, do what he says.Copy !req
335. Uh-uh...
Questioning my boss-ority.Copy !req
336. Okay.Copy !req
337. All right, that's good.Copy !req
338. Right. Go on.Copy !req
339. Cover yourself in this.Copy !req
340. That's it.Copy !req
341. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
342. Good?Copy !req
343. There ya go.Copy !req
344. Choose ten of your men.
The balder the better.Copy !req
345. Mortifiers.Copy !req
346. Settle down.Copy !req
347. Who wants to be a War Boy?Copy !req
348. What?Copy !req
349. The rig's coming back.
I think they're under attack.Copy !req
350. Do we open the gates?Copy !req
351. No. Something's off.Copy !req
352. I'm gonna have to slow down.Copy !req
353. No. Faster. Go faster.Copy !req
354. They won't open the gate.Copy !req
355. They're not buying it.Copy !req
356. Shoot them.Copy !req
357. What?Copy !req
358. Make it real.Copy !req
359. What'd he say?Copy !req
360. He wants us
to make it real.Copy !req
361. What are you doing?Copy !req
362. No, no. No, no, no!Copy !req
363. You're scum, Dementus. Scum!Copy !req
364. Open the gates.Copy !req
365. Open the gates!Copy !req
366. Open the gates.Copy !req
367. Back off.Copy !req
368. Get off.Copy !req
369. Give this to Immortan Joe.Copy !req
370. Catch.Copy !req
371. Dementus wants to talk.Copy !req
372. Are you sure?Copy !req
373. Yes. Let him come.Copy !req
374. Body search, no weapons.Copy !req
375. Whatever he wants, we'll listen.Copy !req
376. Then kill him on the spot.Copy !req
377. Calm down.Copy !req
378. Calm down.Copy !req
379. The Red Dementus commends you
on your lifestyleCopy !req
380. and for agreeing to these
trade negotiations.Copy !req
381. If we're not back safe
by sunset,Copy !req
382. we blow up Gastown.Copy !req
383. This is how you save Gastown.Copy !req
384. And the six-figure code exists
only in the brain of Dementus.Copy !req
385. He wants double.
Double of everything.Copy !req
386. One full tank of water
for half a tank of guzzolene.Copy !req
387. Can't do that. Not possible.Copy !req
388. Then he gets a spike in the nut.Copy !req
389. Double the mothers' milk
and double the hydroponics.Copy !req
390. Double the spuds.Copy !req
391. Double the maggot mash
and the roach gruel.Copy !req
392. My boys need all the protein
they can get.Copy !req
393. Please. Give him what he wants!Copy !req
394. The Wasteland won't sustain it.
Run the numbers.Copy !req
395. Please, my Immortan. My brother.Copy !req
396. Make up your mind.Copy !req
397. Can't hold this much longer.Copy !req
398. Let Rictus do it, Dad.Copy !req
399. I'll squeeze
the code out of him.Copy !req
400. - Here, take it. Take it.
- Huh?Copy !req
401. Oh, you idiot.Copy !req
402. I've forgotten the numbers.Copy !req
403. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
404. Wait!Copy !req
405. Yep, it's in there,
got it, got it, got it, okay.Copy !req
406. The pleasure flushed them
clean out of my head.Copy !req
407. Don't ever do that again, comrades.Copy !req
408. I'm a man with a fragile brain.Copy !req
409. Who's that?Copy !req
410. That... is my daughter,
Little D.Copy !req
411. Little Dementus.Copy !req
412. She looks nothing like you.Copy !req
413. Yes, well, she has
her mother's perfections,Copy !req
414. and none of my deficiencies.Copy !req
415. Where's the mother?Copy !req
416. Magnificent woman.
Fierce, intelligent.Copy !req
417. Taken so cruelly protecting
this little one from marauders.Copy !req
418. She looks pale.Copy !req
419. You look pale. She's perfect.Copy !req
420. Not like the genetic absurdities
you have for sons.Copy !req
421. Well, she's pale
because I take her blood,Copy !req
422. for blood pudding
that I prepare for him.Copy !req
423. And who are you?Copy !req
424. Well, I'm the Organic Mechanic.
All things therapeutic.Copy !req
425. Now, make no mistake,
she is a full-life.Copy !req
426. Untouched by man or disease.Copy !req
427. Would you like to stay here
in the Citadel?Copy !req
428. Eh?Copy !req
429. If I let you stay and you growCopy !req
430. to become a strong,
healthy woman,Copy !req
431. you could become
one of our wives.Copy !req
432. No, she's my daughter.Copy !req
433. It will be
a royal intermarriage.Copy !req
434. The bonding of dynasties.Copy !req
435. Her whole life
I have protected her,Copy !req
436. from the sun, the wind,
every lecherous gaze.Copy !req
437. No.Copy !req
438. You'll be bonded by blood.Copy !req
439. No! She's not for sale,
she's mine.Copy !req
440. What say you, child?Copy !req
441. She hasn't spoken
since her mother's tragic end.Copy !req
442. Very poignant.Copy !req
443. Is he your father?Copy !req
444. No.Copy !req
445. He slaughtered my mother.Copy !req
446. True, that is true.Copy !req
447. And I can tell you
it made this child tough.Copy !req
448. Tough enough
to survive all sorrowsCopy !req
449. that may come her way.Copy !req
450. I did that for her.Copy !req
451. I did that for her.Copy !req
452. I will increase
your shipment of water.Copy !req
453. But only by a third.Copy !req
454. I will increase your food
by a quarter.Copy !req
455. Potatoes only.Copy !req
456. You'll get your delivery
once every ten days,Copy !req
457. but only if my War Rigs
return safelyCopy !req
458. full of high-grade guzzolene.Copy !req
459. Deal.Copy !req
460. And... I will take this girl,
who is not your daughter.Copy !req
461. And also, him.Copy !req
462. Otherwise, it's war.Copy !req
463. You behave, I'll behave.Copy !req
464. I'll protect Gastown
from all treachery.Copy !req
465. It will be as impenetrable
as this Citadel.Copy !req
466. Stability born
from a world of chaos.Copy !req
467. You. Me. We.Copy !req
468. Henceforth, I will be addressed
as "The Great Dementus."Copy !req
469. Beloved ruler of Bikerdom.Copy !req
470. Lord Guardian of Gastown.Copy !req
471. Gotta go, gotta go.
Don't want Gastown to go boom.Copy !req
472. What a day.
What a deal. What a day.Copy !req
473. Beautifully played, boss.Copy !req
474. - Peak Dementus! Eh? Eh?Copy !req
475. It's all right.
You'll be all right.Copy !req
476. All right.Copy !req
477. Now, shove that little beauty
out into the world.Copy !req
478. Come on.Copy !req
479. Here it comes.Copy !req
480. I can see its head.Copy !req
481. Good girl. Good girl.Copy !req
482. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
483. You're very clever.Copy !req
484. One last shove.Copy !req
485. One more, one more.Copy !req
486. - Very good.Copy !req
487. Is it a boy? Is it a boy?Copy !req
488. More or less.Copy !req
489. Sorry, boss.Copy !req
490. I will give you a full-life!Copy !req
491. I know that I can.Copy !req
492. Three strikes, you're out.Copy !req
493. - Rictus.Copy !req
494. Please, let me stay.Copy !req
495. Don't fret, love.Copy !req
496. You'll make an excellent milker.Copy !req
497. What's this?Copy !req
498. Rictus. You lose something?Copy !req
499. Just looking.
Just looking around.Copy !req
500. What for?Copy !req
501. Nothing.Copy !req
502. No. Don't lie to me.
You're up to something.Copy !req
503. - What is it?
- Nothing.Copy !req
504. Well, what're you
doing here then?Copy !req
505. I thought
I saw someone running.Copy !req
506. Running away.Copy !req
507. But it was just a dream.
An annoying dream.Copy !req
508. Brake!Copy !req
509. Dogman. The loose cable!
Secure it!Copy !req
510. Save the bucket!
We need that bucket!Copy !req
511. You go down.Copy !req
512. No. Someone small.Copy !req
513. You!Copy !req
514. Come on.Copy !req
515. No. Him.Copy !req
516. You've got a lot of ticker, boy.Copy !req
517. Brake Man.Copy !req
518. You're the new dogman.Copy !req
519. Line up. Line up.Copy !req
520. Juva-jub-jub.Copy !req
521. Welcome to the house
of holy motors.Copy !req
522. We're gonna make us something
mighty from this boneyard,Copy !req
523. from all these body parts.Copy !req
524. Two hefty V8 engines,
a chassis for a Prime Mover,Copy !req
525. 2,857 found objects.Copy !req
526. And we are going
to put this all together.Copy !req
527. We are going to build
something beautiful.Copy !req
528. And we're doing this for who?Copy !req
529. - Immortan Joe.
- Who?Copy !req
530. Who will raise us
from the ashes of this world.Copy !req
531. Are you ready
to be Black Thumbs?Copy !req
532. Immorta!Copy !req
533. You?Copy !req
534. Immorta!Copy !req
535. How about you?Copy !req
536. Speak his name.Copy !req
537. He don't speak. He's mute.Copy !req
538. Where have I seen you before?Copy !req
539. He's a dogman. Very useful.Copy !req
540. Scrawny.Copy !req
541. Oi! We've got work to do.Copy !req
542. We're going to build ourselves
a War Rig.Copy !req
543. The finest piece of grunt
in the Wasteland.Copy !req
544. Bigger, stronger, faster!Copy !req
545. Immorta!Copy !req
546. Immorta! Immorta! Immorta!Copy !req
547. We are going to build
a contraptionCopy !req
548. that will defend the rear.Copy !req
549. We will call it
"The Bommyknocker."Copy !req
550. Is that the Praetorian Jack?Copy !req
551. He looks lucky.Copy !req
552. He done the most runs
on the Fury Road.Copy !req
553. And brung back the booty
every time.Copy !req
554. Hey. Prae Jack.Copy !req
555. What's going on?Copy !req
556. Why so shy? It's just piss.Copy !req
557. They were right,
the crazy brothers.Copy !req
558. She is a mighty thing.Copy !req
559. Bigger, faster,
stronger, further.Copy !req
560. Here it comes.Copy !req
561. They look like Mortifiers.Copy !req
562. Mortifiers.
They ride with Dementus.Copy !req
563. Not anymore. They've gone rogue.Copy !req
564. Contact.Copy !req
565. Contact front!Copy !req
566. You, go!Copy !req
567. Contact right. Contact left.Copy !req
568. Crossbows, War Boys.Copy !req
569. Load up.Copy !req
570. Behind you!Copy !req
571. Go!Copy !req
572. Witness!Copy !req
573. That's engine two.Copy !req
574. All down on top. Replenish!Copy !req
575. We need a short hose and clamps!Copy !req
576. Short hose. Clamps.Copy !req
577. Short hose. Clamps.Copy !req
578. Yes!Copy !req
579. Black Thumb? Black Thumb.Copy !req
580. Up front.Copy !req
581. Can I do the Bommyknocker?Copy !req
582. - What?
- The Bommyknocker.Copy !req
583. Not yet.Copy !req
584. Eyes left.
They're flanking us.Copy !req
585. Eyes right. Eyes right.Copy !req
586. They're swarming.Copy !req
587. Black Thumb.Copy !req
588. Black Thumb! Are you there?Copy !req
589. Now hang tight.Copy !req
590. Prae Jack! Prae Jack!Copy !req
591. Pissboy. Pissboy!
We got a busted radiator.Copy !req
592. Copy P-Jack. On my way.Copy !req
593. Drink, my rig. Drink this piss.Copy !req
594. Come on.Copy !req
595. Prae Jack.Copy !req
596. Witness!Copy !req
597. - No!Copy !req
598. The Bommyknocker!
Do the Bommyknocker!Copy !req
599. - Now?
- Now!Copy !req
600. Pull over.Copy !req
601. You're going to pull over
and get out.Copy !req
602. Stop!Copy !req
603. Where did
you think you were going?Copy !req
604. If you're running away
from the Citadel,Copy !req
605. believe me, the Bullet Farm
is a whole lot worse.Copy !req
606. The only other place is Gastown.
It's in the hands of Dementus.Copy !req
607. A mug who can't even
keep his gangs together.Copy !req
608. And that's it.
There is nowhere else.Copy !req
609. This is the Wasteland.Copy !req
610. Wherever you thought
you were going does not exist.Copy !req
611. It's been a hard day.Copy !req
612. I lost my convoy.Copy !req
613. I lost my crew.Copy !req
614. I'm gonna have to start again.Copy !req
615. And I'm driving off thinking
I ought to start with you.Copy !req
616. You got good vision.Copy !req
617. You read the play
and you keep your head.Copy !req
618. You may be raw,
but you have about youCopy !req
619. a purposeful savagery.Copy !req
620. You give me time,Copy !req
621. I'll teach you everything
you need to know about Road War.Copy !req
622. If you survive everything
we take on together,Copy !req
623. you'll have
all the skills you needCopy !req
624. to get wherever you wanna go.Copy !req
625. No questions asked.Copy !req
626. Keep it. You'll need it.Copy !req
627. The stars be with you.Copy !req
628. The stars be with you.Copy !req
629. You and me, Little D.Copy !req
630. Immortan Joe!Copy !req
631. Two... four...
six... eight...Copy !req
632. Done. Tank's empty.Copy !req
633. Everything accounted, down to
the last drop of Mother's Milk.Copy !req
634. - Good.
- No, it's not good.Copy !req
635. That piece of anus-pus,
Dementus,Copy !req
636. is running Gastown
into the groundCopy !req
637. and blaming everyone
but himself.Copy !req
638. You tell Immortan Joe
we need a meeting.Copy !req
639. A war meeting.Copy !req
640. Otherwise we're gonna get
our tits caught in the wringer.Copy !req
641. Here's the boomstick
you asked for.Copy !req
642. Thundersticks.
Bullets all loaded.Copy !req
643. For you.Copy !req
644. For your travels.Copy !req
645. You're done here.Copy !req
646. You're free to go.Copy !req
647. Food, water, wheels,
whatever you need.Copy !req
648. I'll help you put it together.Copy !req
649. Give me a couple of days.Copy !req
650. We'll lead you in.Copy !req
651. Move! Hurry up! Come on!Copy !req
652. Back! Get out then!Copy !req
653. Stay back!Copy !req
654. Back! Stand back.Copy !req
655. Citizens of Gastown.Copy !req
656. I want what you want.
A full belly...Copy !req
657. and a fistful of bullets
for a tank of gas.Copy !req
658. We have to put things right.Copy !req
659. And today, we're gonna
do something about it.Copy !req
660. Are you in charge here?Copy !req
661. You can speak to me.Copy !req
662. Yeah.Copy !req
663. Well, I've got a message
for Immortan Joe.Copy !req
664. We're in a black spiral here.Copy !req
665. We can't keep up supply.Copy !req
666. Everyone is saying they're being
swindled and short-changed.Copy !req
667. Everyone is saying
it's my fault.Copy !req
668. It's everyone's fault.Copy !req
669. I want a meeting
of the warlords.Copy !req
670. Me, him, the People Eater,
that idiot Bullet Farmer.Copy !req
671. High noon at the Citadel.
Three days from now.Copy !req
672. Right.Copy !req
673. - Ah, you better go.Copy !req
674. We're not leaving
without our tankers full of gas.Copy !req
675. Go now.Copy !req
676. You wanna get out of here,
follow me.Copy !req
677. High noon, the Citadel,
three days from now.Copy !req
678. Be punctual.Copy !req
679. You give him
a full tank of water,Copy !req
680. and 2,000 tits of Mother's MilkCopy !req
681. and then you return
empty-handed.Copy !req
682. Not a drop of guzzolene.Copy !req
683. He filched us.
We're being filched.Copy !req
684. Let's kill him. Right now.Copy !req
685. Shoulda done it long ago, Dad.
Shoulda crushed him, Dad!Copy !req
686. Father, give me the War Rig.Copy !req
687. Load it up with all
of the firepower you've got,Copy !req
688. and I will blow him
from the face of the earth.Copy !req
689. How do we do that
before he blows up Gastown?Copy !req
690. We'll build it again.Copy !req
691. That'd take generations,
you moron.Copy !req
692. We will build it again.Copy !req
693. Your way of thinking
is how he rooks us.Copy !req
694. He's got you scared
of his crazy.Copy !req
695. Bah!Copy !req
696. Here's what we do!Copy !req
697. We conserve every drop
of guzzolene,Copy !req
698. turn off all vehicles,
all generators.Copy !req
699. Turn off every water pumpCopy !req
700. including the Big Four
Aquifer Siphons.Copy !req
701. Get.Copy !req
702. At first light, leave
for Bullet FarmCopy !req
703. with your tankers empty.Copy !req
704. Then, return with every munition
you can load.Copy !req
705. I want every bullet and firearm,
every caliber and size.Copy !req
706. Your entire infantry
ready to pick up.Copy !req
707. Good.Copy !req
708. Come to the watchtower.
We'll signal them now.Copy !req
709. Hell and Hall-elujah!
We're gonna take Gastown.Copy !req
710. Hit him! Hit him
when he least suspects it.Copy !req
711. How do we
stop him blowing up Gastown?Copy !req
712. This place at the end
of your map of secrets.Copy !req
713. Where is it?Copy !req
714. My mother and father...Copy !req
715. were soldiers.Copy !req
716. Even as the world fell,Copy !req
717. they yearned to be warriors
for a virtuous cause.Copy !req
718. For them, it never happened.Copy !req
719. I wanna help you
find this place.Copy !req
720. Wherever it may be.Copy !req
721. Come with me.Copy !req
722. Ready?Copy !req
723. I want your bikes.Copy !req
724. Load them on the back
of the V8 PursuitCopy !req
725. and tie them down.Copy !req
726. - Soon as that's done,Copy !req
727. load it with food,
fuel and water.Copy !req
728. As much as you can carry.Copy !req
729. What's this?
A scouting party?Copy !req
730. Possibly.Copy !req
731. What about us?Copy !req
732. You're both
gonna ride on the tanker.Copy !req
733. What about me?Copy !req
734. You're promoted. Rear defense.Copy !req
735. - On the War Rig?
- Of course.Copy !req
736. What are you doing?Copy !req
737. Is there a problem?Copy !req
738. You drive the V8.Copy !req
739. I drive the War Rig.Copy !req
740. Not today.
Today you drive Pursuit.Copy !req
741. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
742. You're with me.Copy !req
743. - Up front?
- Up front.Copy !req
744. As soon as we load up
the weapons and munitions,Copy !req
745. you can drive the rig back.Copy !req
746. All the way home?
To the Citadel?Copy !req
747. Yep.Copy !req
748. Go on.Copy !req
749. Whoo!Copy !req
750. Wanna see what this can do?Copy !req
751. Hit the second engine.Copy !req
752. All dead?Copy !req
753. Don't know.Copy !req
754. Sniper ambush!Copy !req
755. He's got backup. Outside.Copy !req
756. Between the tanks.Copy !req
757. I can't see him.Copy !req
758. Behind you.Copy !req
759. Do not miss.Copy !req
760. - Whoo!Copy !req
761. Where are they?
Can you see them?Copy !req
762. On the ridge,
to the left of the gate.Copy !req
763. Give me that.Copy !req
764. All right, load me up.
Come on.Copy !req
765. Come here.Copy !req
766. Jack!Copy !req
767. Yeah? We're good.Copy !req
768. We'll head east for three days.Copy !req
769. Once we clear the escarpment
and the great salt plains,Copy !req
770. we'll take the bikes
over the dunes all the way.Copy !req
771. All the way.Copy !req
772. The digger.
Let's use the digger.Copy !req
773. No time.Copy !req
774. Out.Copy !req
775. Fang it! Fang it!Copy !req
776. Hello?Copy !req
777. Heh?Copy !req
778. This one's still alive!Copy !req
779. Good.Copy !req
780. Get up here.Copy !req
781. Come on, get up here.Copy !req
782. Did you see that?Copy !req
783. You see how they fought
for each other,Copy !req
784. this little army of two?Copy !req
785. Where were they going,
so full of hope?Copy !req
786. There is no hope!Copy !req
787. Not for them, not for you!
Certainly not for me!Copy !req
788. The day I acquire Bullet Farm,
these two destroy it.Copy !req
789. I had Gastown,
I had Bullet Farm.Copy !req
790. With that,
I coulda crippled the Citadel.Copy !req
791. - Jack.
- Ruled the Wasteland!Copy !req
792. - The Wasteland woulda been...
- My Jack.Copy !req
793. a far better place
for all of us.Copy !req
794. Fury.Copy !req
795. - Jack.
- No!Copy !req
796. Get up.Copy !req
797. You two.Copy !req
798. You two break my heart.Copy !req
799. You break my heart.Copy !req
800. And that's not fair.Copy !req
801. You make me the Dark Dementus.Copy !req
802. The Dark Dementus
cannot afford to be soft!Copy !req
803. It's the price I pay
to be your leader!Copy !req
804. It's the price we all pay
to survive in the Wasteland.Copy !req
805. We cannot be soft!Copy !req
806. There must be retribution.Copy !req
807. Justice and retribution.Copy !req
808. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
809. I want her to watch a while.
String her up.Copy !req
810. You're going. You're going.
You're going.Copy !req
811. Let's go.Copy !req
812. No, mate, other arm.Copy !req
813. What? You lost your touch?Copy !req
814. I'll do it.Copy !req
815. Come on, piggy!
Get up. Get up!Copy !req
816. Let's go. Go.Copy !req
817. Smeg!Copy !req
818. Enough! Enough!Copy !req
819. I'm bored.Copy !req
820. Let's end our cares and go home!Copy !req
821. It's all right.Copy !req
822. Go back to sleep.
I'll make it nice for you.Copy !req
823. Stay!Copy !req
824. You'll find peace here.Copy !req
825. I'm the Praetorian Furiosa.Copy !req
826. I am the Praetorian Furiosa!Copy !req
827. What happened to you?Copy !req
828. Pull.Copy !req
829. Any sign of him?Copy !req
830. No.Copy !req
831. But there's something going on
at Gastown.Copy !req
832. I think he's blowing up Gastown.Copy !req
833. Rubbish.Copy !req
834. - Take a look.Copy !req
835. He fails to turn
up to a meeting and now this.Copy !req
836. It's fake.Copy !req
837. There's no possible advantage.Copy !req
838. We shouldn't have waited.Copy !req
839. Why're we waiting now?
Let's go to Gastown now.Copy !req
840. He's not at Gastown.Copy !req
841. Where's Praetorian Jack?Copy !req
842. Where's our War Rig?Copy !req
843. He's taken the Bullet Farm.Copy !req
844. You're lying.Copy !req
845. He's taken
the Bullet Farm,Copy !req
846. and he's coming here next.Copy !req
847. How do you know that?Copy !req
848. They're coming with
grappling hooks and ladders.Copy !req
849. He wants to take the Citadel.Copy !req
850. Then we go to the Bullet Farm.Copy !req
851. Meet him head-on right now.Copy !req
852. It's Gastown that's burning.
He's at Gastown.Copy !req
853. He wants to draw you to Gastown.Copy !req
854. He wants you to leave
the Citadel exposed.Copy !req
855. So we stay here.Copy !req
856. We have three choices.
The coward's choice.Copy !req
857. Stay here and let Dementus
mess with our minds.Copy !req
858. The fool's choice,Copy !req
859. go out and meet
an invisible enemyCopy !req
860. on the road to the Bullet Farm.Copy !req
861. Or the warrior's choice,
go to Gastown and crush him.Copy !req
862. It is my choice.Copy !req
863. We make him think
we're going to Gastown.Copy !req
864. If you find him, he's mine.Copy !req
865. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
866. They're Gastown bound
for sure.Copy !req
867. So gullible.Copy !req
868. I hold them profoundly
in contempt.Copy !req
869. Gentlemans, it's time.
Time to do war.Copy !req
870. Time to take back
what's rightfully ours.Copy !req
871. To the Citadel.Copy !req
872. Let's party!Copy !req
873. There always was, is,Copy !req
874. and will be war.Copy !req
875. The Sumerian fought the Elamite.Copy !req
876. The Saxon fought the Viking.Copy !req
877. And so the histories grew.Copy !req
878. There were the Wars
of the Roses,Copy !req
879. The Oranges.Copy !req
880. The Opium Wars.Copy !req
881. The One-Day, Six-Day,
Thousand-Day Wars.Copy !req
882. North against South.
East against West.Copy !req
883. The first, second,
third countless warsCopy !req
884. of religion
and righteous belief.Copy !req
885. The Oil Wars. Water Wars.Copy !req
886. The Tri-Nation Nuclear War.Copy !req
887. The Battle of the Boomtowns.Copy !req
888. And now, my dears...Copy !req
889. The Forty-Day Wasteland War.Copy !req
890. Eyes for eyes.Copy !req
891. Teeth for teeth.Copy !req
892. Rage fueled by grief.Copy !req
893. I need a vehicle.Copy !req
894. There's nothing here,
not even a bike.Copy !req
895. Winch me down.
- What're you gonna do? Walk?Copy !req
896. I've got a vehicle.Copy !req
897. Can't wait for you to see it.Copy !req
898. Isn't she wonderful?Copy !req
899. Hey! Look at this.Copy !req
900. I think this one might fit.Copy !req
901. Try it on! Try it on!Copy !req
902. Every moment wasted,Copy !req
903. that mongrel gets
farther and farther away.Copy !req
904. Coming up!Copy !req
905. And I want her fuel too.Copy !req
906. I want all of her fuel,
and her water and her weapon.Copy !req
907. A fool can run,
but he can't hide.Copy !req
908. It's gonna fit.Copy !req
909. Hey, Scrotus.Copy !req
910. - Scrotus!
- What?Copy !req
911. You'll need some proper tucker.Copy !req
912. - Canine kebab.Copy !req
913. We'll take it with us.Copy !req
914. What do you mean, "us?"Copy !req
915. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
916. No, you're not.
You'll slow me down.Copy !req
917. I'm gonna make sure
that dumb Dementus is dead.Copy !req
918. No, you're not!Copy !req
919. You stay here and eat some dog.Copy !req
920. What was that?Copy !req
921. That is the darkest of angels.Copy !req
922. The fifth Rider
of the Apocalypse.Copy !req
923. Who are they?Copy !req
924. Someone competent
and excessively resentful.Copy !req
925. Who do you suppose they want?Copy !req
926. Me, without my crew.Copy !req
927. We'll wait here. Ambush him.Copy !req
928. Let's go back.Copy !req
929. No, no, no.
We have to split up.Copy !req
930. Here, no time for long goodbyes.Copy !req
931. We've done some
mighty things together.Copy !req
932. Goodbye.Copy !req
933. I'm not Dementus!Copy !req
934. We swapped bikes!Copy !req
935. You've found me.Copy !req
936. Freakish.Copy !req
937. You are a freak.Copy !req
938. You could have necked me
in the night, but you didn't.Copy !req
939. So, you must be
that other thing.Copy !req
940. Are you that thing?Copy !req
941. I have nothing.Copy !req
942. I am nothing.Copy !req
943. I'm yours.Copy !req
944. Remember me?Copy !req
945. You fabulous thing.Copy !req
946. You crawled
out of a pitiless grave,Copy !req
947. deeper than Hell.Copy !req
948. And only one thing's
gonna do that for you.Copy !req
949. And not hope. Hate.Copy !req
950. No shame in hate.Copy !req
951. It's one of the great forces
of nature.Copy !req
952. That wasn't hope,
that was instinct.Copy !req
953. So...Copy !req
954. this is the day I die.Copy !req
955. I've always wondered how—Copy !req
956. Fifteen years ago
there was a woman.Copy !req
957. Oh, so there's more to this.Copy !req
958. Do you remember her?Copy !req
959. Do I get a clue?Copy !req
960. Right, okay. Um...Copy !req
961. Redhead. Even her pu—Copy !req
962. Was she your mother? Sister?Copy !req
963. Did she beg, did she scream?Copy !req
964. The ones who yell the least tend
to stick in my mind.Copy !req
965. Despite everything
you did to her,Copy !req
966. she was magnificent.Copy !req
967. Oh, you were there.Copy !req
968. My childhood. My mother.Copy !req
969. I want them back.Copy !req
970. Of course you do.Copy !req
971. I want them back!Copy !req
972. That's exactly how I felt.Copy !req
973. My own family.
My own magnificent beauties.Copy !req
974. Taken so unjustly. Immutably.Copy !req
975. I'm right there,
I'm right there with you.Copy !req
976. I too craved nothing
but revenge.Copy !req
977. A big bellyful of revenge.Copy !req
978. If I may...Copy !req
979. If the shooter goes
around the back,Copy !req
980. the shootee won't knowCopy !req
981. the precise moment
of the execution.Copy !req
982. Minor torture,
but every little bit counts.Copy !req
983. Either way, that rat shotCopy !req
984. will turn my brain
into a pink mist so fast,Copy !req
985. I won't even hear
the sound of the gun.Copy !req
986. I'll hear it.Copy !req
987. I'll hear it for the rest
of my days.Copy !req
988. Of course you will.Copy !req
989. I'll feel the kickback
in my hand.Copy !req
990. Sure.Copy !req
991. I'll remember your face.Copy !req
992. As the slug worms its wayCopy !req
993. into the soft matter
of your brain,Copy !req
994. taking with it what you call
your reason.Copy !req
995. And your memory,Copy !req
996. from which my mother
will fortunately be absent.Copy !req
997. Brilliant.Copy !req
998. I'll be dead and you'll
still be sorrowingCopy !req
999. your lovey-dovey and
your mommy magnificent.Copy !req
1000. You idiot.Copy !req
1001. You can never balance
the scales of their suffering.Copy !req
1002. - Give them back.
- I can't!Copy !req
1003. What you want, dear,
are my cries of anguish.Copy !req
1004. Anguish without end.Copy !req
1005. And if I could give you that,
I would.Copy !req
1006. But I don't fear
the loss of bliss in Heaven.Copy !req
1007. Or retribution in Hell.Copy !req
1008. And I've got a fiendishly high
pain threshold.Copy !req
1009. - Again, do it again.Copy !req
1010. If you
can't do me quick,Copy !req
1011. you'll have to do me slow.Copy !req
1012. But you are never going to get
anything close to what you want.Copy !req
1013. Little D?Copy !req
1014. I have been waiting for you.Copy !req
1015. I've been waiting
for someone like you,Copy !req
1016. someone worthy of me.Copy !req
1017. No honor, no rule of law
to sort things out.Copy !req
1018. Just two evil bastards
out here in the Wasteland.Copy !req
1019. You do this, you do this right,
you become me.Copy !req
1020. - I am nothing like you.
- You are me.Copy !req
1021. Already dead.Copy !req
1022. To feel alive,
we seek sensation.Copy !req
1023. Any sensation to wash away
the cranky black sorrow.Copy !req
1024. And it leaves us for a moment,
but then it comes back,Copy !req
1025. and we have to do it all again.Copy !req
1026. And we need more,Copy !req
1027. and each time we need more
until too much is never enough.Copy !req
1028. We are the already dead,
Little D.Copy !req
1029. You and me.Copy !req
1030. The question is...Copy !req
1031. do you have it in you
to make it epic?Copy !req
1032. She took away his voice,Copy !req
1033. and they spent the rest
of the day in silence.Copy !req
1034. There are those who preferCopy !req
1035. that she did
more than shoot him.Copy !req
1036. They claim that she ended him
in ways more fitting.Copy !req
1037. They tell
of righteous perversitiesCopy !req
1038. and witty mutilations.Copy !req
1039. But this is the truth whispered
to me by Furiosa herself.Copy !req
1040. Deep in the Citadel,Copy !req
1041. high up
in the hydroponic gardens,Copy !req
1042. there is a tree
unlike any other.Copy !req
1043. Its soil is human.
Its nutrients human.Copy !req
1044. Maggots debriding
his necrotic flesh.Copy !req
1045. It was an echo
growing out of a living being.Copy !req
1046. This is our first fruit,Copy !req
1047. but it's not for you and me.Copy !req
1048. Each of us in our own way
will vanish from this Earth.Copy !req
1049. And then perhaps...Copy !req
1050. some uncorrupted life
will rise to adorn it.Copy !req