1. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.Copy !req
2. From now on,
you will speak only when spoken to...Copy !req
3. and the first and last words
out of your filthy sewers will be "sir."Copy !req
4. Do you maggots understand that?Copy !req
5. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
6. Bullshit. I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.Copy !req
7. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
8. If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...Copy !req
9. you will be a weapon.Copy !req
10. You will be a minister of death
praying for war.Copy !req
11. But until that day, you are pukes.Copy !req
12. You are the lowest form of life on Earth.Copy !req
13. You are not even human-fucking-beings.Copy !req
14. You are nothing but unorganized,
grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit.Copy !req
15. Because I am hard, you will not like me.Copy !req
16. But the more you hate me,
the more you will learn.Copy !req
17. I am hard but I am fair.Copy !req
18. There is no racial bigotry here.Copy !req
19. I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.Copy !req
20. Here, you are all equally worthless.Copy !req
21. And my orders are to weed out
all non-hackers...Copy !req
22. who do not pack the gear
to serve in my beloved Corps.Copy !req
23. Do you maggots understand that?Copy !req
24. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
25. Bullshit. I can't hear you.Copy !req
26. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
27. - What's your name, scumbag?
- Sir, Private Brown, sir!Copy !req
28. Bullshit. From now on
you're Private Snowball.Copy !req
29. - Do you like that name?
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
30. Well, there's one thing
that you won't like, Snowball:Copy !req
31. They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...Copy !req
32. on a daily basis in my mess hall.Copy !req
33. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
34. Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?Copy !req
35. Who said that?Copy !req
36. Who the fuck said that?Copy !req
37. Who's the slimy little communist-shit,
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here...Copy !req
38. who just signed
his own death warrant?Copy !req
39. Nobody, huh?Copy !req
40. The fairy-fucking-godmother said it.
Out-fucking-standing.Copy !req
41. I will P. T. You all until you fucking die.Copy !req
42. I'll P. T. You until your assholes
are sucking buttermilk.Copy !req
43. - Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
- Sir, no, sir.Copy !req
44. You piece of shit. You look
like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.Copy !req
45. - Sir, no, sir.
- Sir, I said it, sir.Copy !req
46. Well, no shit.Copy !req
47. What have we got here?
A fucking comedian. Private Joker.Copy !req
48. I admire your honesty.Copy !req
49. Hell, I like you. You can come over
to my house and fuck my sister.Copy !req
50. You little scumbag.
I've got your name. I've got your ass.Copy !req
51. You will not laugh. You will not cry.Copy !req
52. You will learn by the numbers.
I will teach you.Copy !req
53. Now get up. Get on your feet.Copy !req
54. You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck.Copy !req
55. - Sir, yes, sir.
- Private Joker, why did you join my Corps?Copy !req
56. - Sir, to kill, sir.
- So you're a killer?Copy !req
57. - Sir, yes, sir.
- Let me see your war face.Copy !req
58. - Sir?
- You've got a war face?Copy !req
59. That's a war face.
Now let me see your war face.Copy !req
60. Bullshit. You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real war face.Copy !req
61. You don't scare me. Work on it.Copy !req
62. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
63. What's your excuse?Copy !req
64. Sir, excuse for what, sir?Copy !req
65. I'm asking the fucking questions, private.
Do you understand?Copy !req
66. - Sir, yes, sir.
- Well, thank you very much.Copy !req
67. - Can I be in charge for a while?
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
68. - Are you shook-up? Are you nervous?
- Sir, I am, sir.Copy !req
69. - Do I make you nervous?
- Sir...Copy !req
70. Sir what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?Copy !req
71. - Sir, no, sir.
- How tall are you, private?Copy !req
72. Sir, 5'9", sir.Copy !req
73. Five-foot-9. I didn't know
they stacked shit that high.Copy !req
74. You trying to squeeze an inch
in on me somewhere?Copy !req
75. - Sir, no, sir.
- Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you...Copy !req
76. ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a stain on the mattress.Copy !req
77. I think you've been cheated.Copy !req
78. Where the hell are you from, private?Copy !req
79. - Sir, Texas, sir.
- Holy dogshit. Texas?Copy !req
80. Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy.Copy !req
81. And you don't much look like a steer to me,
so that kind of narrows it down.Copy !req
82. - Do you suck dicks?
- Sir, no, sir.Copy !req
83. - Are you a peter puffer?
- Sir, no, sir.Copy !req
84. I'll bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...Copy !req
85. and not even have the goddamn common
courtesy to give him a reach around.Copy !req
86. I'll be watching you.Copy !req
87. Did your parents have any children
that lived?Copy !req
88. - Sir, yes, sir.
- I'll bet they regret that.Copy !req
89. You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.Copy !req
90. - What's your name, fat-body?
- Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.Copy !req
91. Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?Copy !req
92. - Sir, no, sir.
- That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?Copy !req
93. - Sir, no, sir.
- Do you suck dicks?Copy !req
94. - Sir, no, sir.
- Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...Copy !req
95. through a garden hose.
- Sir, no, sir.Copy !req
96. I don't like the name Lawrence.Copy !req
97. Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.Copy !req
98. - From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
99. Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?Copy !req
100. - Sir, no, sir.
- Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.Copy !req
101. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
102. Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.Copy !req
103. - Sir, I'm trying, sir.
- Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...Copy !req
104. exactly three fucking seconds...Copy !req
105. to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...Copy !req
106. or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.Copy !req
107. One. Two. Three.Copy !req
108. - Sir, I can't help it, sir.
- Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.Copy !req
109. Now choke yourself.Copy !req
110. Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.Copy !req
111. Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.Copy !req
112. Now lean forward and choke yourself.Copy !req
113. - Are you through grinning?
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
114. Bullshit. I can't hear you.Copy !req
115. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
116. Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.Copy !req
117. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
118. That's enough. Get on your feet.Copy !req
119. Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...Copy !req
120. or I will definitely fuck you up.Copy !req
121. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
122. Left, right, left, right
left, right, left.Copy !req
123. Left, right, left, right, left.Copy !req
124. Left, right, left, right, left...Copy !req
125. Parris Island, South Carolina...Copy !req
126. the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.Copy !req
127. An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.Copy !req
128. Mama and Papa were laying in bedCopy !req
129. Mama and Papa were laying in bedCopy !req
130. Mama rolled over
And this is what she saidCopy !req
131. Mama rolled over, this is what she saidCopy !req
132. - Oh, give me some, give me some
- Oh, give me some, give me someCopy !req
133. - P. T.
- P. T.Copy !req
134. - P. T.
- P. T.Copy !req
135. - Good for you
- Good for youCopy !req
136. - And good for me
- And good for meCopy !req
137. - Good
- GoodCopy !req
138. Up in the morning to the rising sunCopy !req
139. Up in the morning to the rising sunCopy !req
140. Gonna run all day till the running's doneCopy !req
141. Gonna run all day till the running's doneCopy !req
142. Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitchCopy !req
143. Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitchCopy !req
144. Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itchCopy !req
145. Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itchCopy !req
146. Left, right, left, right, left.Copy !req
147. Your left shoulder.Copy !req
148. Left, right, left. Port.Copy !req
149. Left, right. Attack. Halt.Copy !req
150. Left shoulder.Copy !req
151. Private Pyle, what are you trying to do
to my beloved Corps?Copy !req
152. - Sir, I don't know, sir.
- You are dumb, Private Pyle...Copy !req
153. but do you expect me to believe
that you don't know left from right?Copy !req
154. - Sir, no, sir.
- Then you did that on purpose.Copy !req
155. - You wanna be different.
- Sir, no, sir.Copy !req
156. - What side was that, Private Pyle?
- Sir, left side, sir.Copy !req
157. - Are you sure, Private Pyle?
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
158. - What side was that, Private Pyle?
- Sir, right side, sir.Copy !req
159. Don't fuck with me again, Pyle.Copy !req
160. Pick up your fucking cover.Copy !req
161. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
162. Your left shoulder.Copy !req
163. Left, right, left. Port.Copy !req
164. Left shoulder.Copy !req
165. Your right shoulder.Copy !req
166. Left, right, left, right.
Your left shoulder.Copy !req
167. Left, two, three, four.Copy !req
168. Your right shoulder.Copy !req
169. Tonight you pukes will sleep
with your rifles.Copy !req
170. You will give your rifle a girl's name.Copy !req
171. Because this is the only pussy
you people are going to get.Copy !req
172. Your days of finger-banging
old Mary Jane Rottencrotch...Copy !req
173. through her purty pink panties
are over.Copy !req
174. You're married to this piece.Copy !req
175. This weapon of iron and wood.Copy !req
176. And you will be faithful.Copy !req
177. Arms.Copy !req
178. Prepare to mount.Copy !req
179. Mount.Copy !req
180. Port.Copy !req
181. Pray.Copy !req
182. This is my rifle.Copy !req
183. There are many like it,
but this one is mine.Copy !req
184. My rifle is my best friend.Copy !req
185. It is my life.Copy !req
186. I must master it
as I must master my life.Copy !req
187. Without me, my rifle is useless.Copy !req
188. Without my rifle, I am useless.Copy !req
189. I must fire my rifle true.Copy !req
190. I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.Copy !req
191. I must shoot him before he shoots me.Copy !req
192. I will.Copy !req
193. Before God, I swear this creed.Copy !req
194. My rifle and myself are defenders
of my country.Copy !req
195. We are the masters of our enemy.Copy !req
196. We are the saviors of my life.Copy !req
197. So be it until there is no enemy,
but peace.Copy !req
198. Amen.Copy !req
199. Arm.Copy !req
200. At ease.Copy !req
201. Good night, ladies.Copy !req
202. Good night, sir.Copy !req
203. - Hit it, sweetheart.
- Sir, aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
204. Right shoulder.Copy !req
205. That is not
your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy.Copy !req
206. Left shoulder.Copy !req
207. Move the rifle around your head,
not your head around the rifle.Copy !req
208. Port.Copy !req
209. Four inches from your chest, Pyle.
Four inches.Copy !req
210. This is my rifle, this is my gunCopy !req
211. This is for fighting, this is for funCopy !req
212. This is my rifle, this is my gunCopy !req
213. This is for fighting, this is for funCopy !req
214. This is my rifle, this is my gunCopy !req
215. This is for fighting, this is for funCopy !req
216. This is my rifle, this is my gunCopy !req
217. This is for fighting, this is for funCopy !req
218. This is my rifle, this is my gunCopy !req
219. This is for fighting, this is for funCopy !req
220. You're bouncing.Copy !req
221. Ten fucking seconds.Copy !req
222. It should take you no less than 10
fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle.Copy !req
223. Quickly, move it out.Copy !req
224. There ain't one swinging-dick private
in this platoon's gonna graduate...Copy !req
225. until they can get this obstacle down
to less than 10 fucking seconds.Copy !req
226. Next two privates. Quickly.Copy !req
227. Get over that goddamn obstacle. Move it.Copy !req
228. Next two privates. Quickly.Copy !req
229. Hurry up. Get up there.Copy !req
230. - Private Joker, are you a killer?
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
231. Let me hear your war cry.Copy !req
232. Next two privates, go. Quickly.Copy !req
233. Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle.Copy !req
234. Oh, that's right, Private Pyle.Copy !req
235. Don't make any fucking effort
to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle.Copy !req
236. If God wanted you up there, he would have
miracled your ass up by now, wouldn't he?Copy !req
237. - Sir, yes, sir.
- Get your fat ass up there, Pyle.Copy !req
238. - Sir, yes, sir.
- What is the matter with you?Copy !req
239. I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on
top of that obstacle, you could get up there.Copy !req
240. - Couldn't you?
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
241. Your ass looks like about 150 pounds
of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that?Copy !req
242. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
243. One for the commandant.Copy !req
244. One for the Corps.Copy !req
245. Get up there. Pull.Copy !req
246. I guess the Corps don't get theirs.
Get up there, Pyle.Copy !req
247. Pull. Pull, Pyle, pull.Copy !req
248. One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull.Copy !req
249. You gotta be shitting me, Pyle.
Get your ass up there.Copy !req
250. Do you mean to tell me that you cannot
do one single pull-up?Copy !req
251. You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle.
Get out of my face.Copy !req
252. Get up there, Snowball.Copy !req
253. Get up here, fat-boy.Copy !req
254. Quickly. Move it up.
Move it up, Pyle. Move it up.Copy !req
255. You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Do you know that, Private Pyle?Copy !req
256. Get up here. You're too slow.
Move it. Move it.Copy !req
257. Private Pyle, whatever you do,
don't fall down.Copy !req
258. That would break my fucking heart.Copy !req
259. Quickly. Up and over. Up and over.Copy !req
260. Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for,
Private Pyle?Copy !req
261. Get up and over.
Move it, move it, move it.Copy !req
262. Are you quitting on me?Copy !req
263. Well, are you?Copy !req
264. Then quit, you slimy fucking
walrus-looking piece of shit.Copy !req
265. Get the fuck off of my obstacle.Copy !req
266. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.Copy !req
267. Now. Move it.Copy !req
268. I'm gonna rip your balls off so you
cannot contaminate the rest of the world.Copy !req
269. I will motivate you, Private Pyle...Copy !req
270. if it short-dicks every cannibal
on the Congo.Copy !req
271. Pick them up and set them down, Pyle.Copy !req
272. Quickly. Move it out.Copy !req
273. Were you born a fat, slimy,
scumbag puke piece of shit, Private Pyle?Copy !req
274. Or did you have to work on it?Copy !req
275. Move it up. Quickly. Hustle up.Copy !req
276. The fucking war will be over by the time
we get out there, won't it, Private Pyle?Copy !req
277. Move it.Copy !req
278. Are you going to fucking die, Pyle?
Are you going to die on me?Copy !req
279. Do it now.Copy !req
280. Move it up. Hustle it up.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.Copy !req
281. Do you feel dizzy?Copy !req
282. Do you feel faint?Copy !req
283. Jesus H. Christ,
I think you've got a hard-on.Copy !req
284. Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows.
Move it out.Copy !req
285. Get up here.Copy !req
286. Move it. Move it, move it, move it.Copy !req
287. Quickly.Copy !req
288. Quickly. Get up here.
Hurry up. Move it out.Copy !req
289. Reveille. Reveille. Reveille.Copy !req
290. Drop your cocks and grab your socks.Copy !req
291. Today is Sunday.
Divine worship at 0800.Copy !req
292. Get your bunks made
and get your uniforms on.Copy !req
293. Police call will commence
in two minutes.Copy !req
294. Private Cowboy, Private Joker.Copy !req
295. - Sir, yes, sir.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
296. As soon as you finish your bunks,
I want you two turds to clean the head.Copy !req
297. - Sir, aye, aye, sir.
- I want that head so sanitary...Copy !req
298. that the Virgin Mary herself would be
proud to go in there and take a dump.Copy !req
299. - Sir, yes, sir.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
300. Private Joker, do you believe
in the Virgin Mary?Copy !req
301. Sir, no, sir.Copy !req
302. Well, Private Joker,
I don't believe I heard you correctly.Copy !req
303. Sir, the private said, "No, sir," sir.Copy !req
304. Why, you little maggot.
You make me wanna vomit.Copy !req
305. You goddamn communist heathen.
Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary...Copy !req
306. or I'm gonna stomp your guts out.Copy !req
307. Now, you do love the Virgin Mary,
don't you?Copy !req
308. Sir, negative, sir.Copy !req
309. Private Joker,
are you trying to offend me?Copy !req
310. Sir, negative, sir.Copy !req
311. Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong...Copy !req
312. and the senior drill instructor will
beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir.Copy !req
313. Who's your squad leader, scumbag?Copy !req
314. Sir, the private's squad leader
is Private Snowball, sir.Copy !req
315. Private Snowball.Copy !req
316. Sir, Private Snowball
reporting as ordered, sir.Copy !req
317. Private Snowball, you're fired.
Private Joker is promoted to squad leader.Copy !req
318. - Sir, aye, aye, sir.
- Disappear, scumbag.Copy !req
319. - Sir, aye, aye, sir.
- Private Pyle.Copy !req
320. - Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir.
- From now on...Copy !req
321. Private Joker is your new squad leader
and you will bunk with him.Copy !req
322. He'll teach you everything.Copy !req
323. - He'll teach you how to pee.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
324. Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant,
but he's got guts and guts is enough.Copy !req
325. Now, you ladies, carry on.Copy !req
326. Sir, aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
327. The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.Copy !req
328. Operating-rod handle.Copy !req
329. Operating-rod guide.Copy !req
330. And the left one over the right.Copy !req
331. Right one over the left.Copy !req
332. Left one over the right.Copy !req
333. The right one over the left.Copy !req
334. Just throw your other leg over.Copy !req
335. Attaboy.Copy !req
336. That's it. Now just pull the next one over
and you're home free.Copy !req
337. Ready?Copy !req
338. Just throw it over.Copy !req
339. Attaboy.Copy !req
340. Set it down.Copy !req
341. All right?Copy !req
342. There you go.Copy !req
343. Congratulations, Leonard.Copy !req
344. You did it.Copy !req
345. Fold the blanket
and the sheet back together.Copy !req
346. Make a four-inch fold.Copy !req
347. Okay? Got it?Copy !req
348. You do it.Copy !req
349. Right shoulder.Copy !req
350. Your left shoulder.Copy !req
351. Port.Copy !req
352. Order.Copy !req
353. Your right shoulder.Copy !req
354. Square these weapons away.Copy !req
355. My Corps' arms should be
parallel to the...Copy !req
356. The deadliest weapon in the world...Copy !req
357. is a Marine and his rifle.Copy !req
358. It is your killer instinct
which must be harnessed...Copy !req
359. if you expect to survive in combat.Copy !req
360. Your rifle is only a tool.Copy !req
361. It is a hard heart that kills.Copy !req
362. If your killer instincts
are not clean and strong...Copy !req
363. you will hesitate
at the moment of truth.Copy !req
364. You will not kill.Copy !req
365. You will become dead-Marine.Copy !req
366. And then you will be in a world of shit.Copy !req
367. Because Marines...Copy !req
368. are not allowed to die
without permission.Copy !req
369. Do you maggots understand?Copy !req
370. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
371. I love working for Uncle SamCopy !req
372. I love working for Uncle SamCopy !req
373. Lets me know just who I amCopy !req
374. Lets me know just who I amCopy !req
375. One, two, three, four
United States Marine CorpsCopy !req
376. One, two, three, four
United States Marine CorpsCopy !req
377. One, two, three, four
I love the Marine CorpsCopy !req
378. One, two, three, four
I love the Marine CorpsCopy !req
379. - My Corps
- My CorpsCopy !req
380. - Your Corps
- Your CorpsCopy !req
381. - Our Corps
- Our CorpsCopy !req
382. - Marine Corps
- Marine CorpsCopy !req
383. I don't know, but I've been toldCopy !req
384. I don't know, but I've been toldCopy !req
385. Eskimo pussy is mighty coldCopy !req
386. Eskimo pussy is mighty coldCopy !req
387. - Good
- GoodCopy !req
388. - Feels good
- Feels goodCopy !req
389. - Is good
- Is goodCopy !req
390. - Real good
- Real goodCopy !req
391. - Tastes good
- Tastes goodCopy !req
392. - Mighty good
- Mighty goodCopy !req
393. - Good for you
- Good for youCopy !req
394. - Good for me
- Good for meCopy !req
395. Trim them.Copy !req
396. Toe jam.Copy !req
397. Pop that blister.Copy !req
398. Jesus H. Christ.Copy !req
399. Private Pyle,
why is your footlocker unlocked?Copy !req
400. Sir, I don't know, sir.Copy !req
401. Private Pyle, if there is one thing
in this world that I hate...Copy !req
402. it is an unlocked footlocker.
You know that, don't you?Copy !req
403. - Sir, yes, sir.
- If it wasn't for dickheads like you...Copy !req
404. there wouldn't be thievery
in the world, would there?Copy !req
405. - Sir, no, sir.
- Get down.Copy !req
406. Well, now, let's just see
if there's anything missing.Copy !req
407. Holy Jesus.Copy !req
408. What is that?Copy !req
409. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
410. What is that, Private Pyle?Copy !req
411. Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir.Copy !req
412. - A jelly doughnut?
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
413. - How did it get here?
- Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir.Copy !req
414. Is chow allowed in the barracks,
Private Pyle?Copy !req
415. - Sir, no, sir.
- Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts?Copy !req
416. - Sir, no, sir.
- And why not, Private Pyle?Copy !req
417. Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir.Copy !req
418. - Because you are a disgusting fat-body.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
419. Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut
in your footlocker, Private Pyle?Copy !req
420. Sir, because I was hungry, sir.Copy !req
421. Because you were hungry.Copy !req
422. Private Pyle has dishonored himself...Copy !req
423. and dishonored the platoon.Copy !req
424. I have tried to help him,
but I have failed.Copy !req
425. I have failed
because you have not helped me.Copy !req
426. You people have not given Private Pyle...Copy !req
427. the proper motivation.Copy !req
428. So from now on,
whenever Private Pyle fucks up...Copy !req
429. I will not punish him.Copy !req
430. I will punish all of you.Copy !req
431. And the way I see it, ladies...Copy !req
432. you owe me for one jelly doughnut.Copy !req
433. Now get on your faces.Copy !req
434. Open your mouth.Copy !req
435. They're paying for it, you eat it.Copy !req
436. Ready, exercise.Copy !req
437. One, two, three, fourCopy !req
438. I love the Marine CorpsCopy !req
439. One, two, three, fourCopy !req
440. I love the Marine CorpsCopy !req
441. One, two, three, fourCopy !req
442. I love the Marine CorpsCopy !req
443. One, two, three, fourCopy !req
444. I love the Marine CorpsCopy !req
445. One, two, three, four...Copy !req
446. You really look like shit today, Leonard.Copy !req
447. Joker.Copy !req
448. Everybody hates me now.Copy !req
449. Even you.Copy !req
450. Nobody hates you, Leonard.Copy !req
451. You just keep making mistakes.Copy !req
452. Getting everybody in trouble.Copy !req
453. I can't do anything right.Copy !req
454. I need help.Copy !req
455. I'm trying to help you, Leonard.Copy !req
456. I'm really trying.Copy !req
457. Tuck your shirt in.Copy !req
458. One, two, three, 19.Copy !req
459. One, two, three, 20.Copy !req
460. One, two, three, 21.Copy !req
461. One, two, three, 22.Copy !req
462. One, two, three, 23.Copy !req
463. One, two, three, 24.Copy !req
464. One, two, three, 25.Copy !req
465. One, two, three, 26.Copy !req
466. One, two, three, 27.Copy !req
467. One, two, three, 28.Copy !req
468. One, two, three, 29.Copy !req
469. One, two, three, 30.Copy !req
470. Do it.Copy !req
471. Do it.Copy !req
472. Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat-boy.Copy !req
473. Port.Copy !req
474. Left shoulder.Copy !req
475. Right shoulder.Copy !req
476. Port.Copy !req
477. Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies?Copy !req
478. Semper fi, do or die.
Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho.Copy !req
479. What makes the grass grow?Copy !req
480. Blood, blood, blood.Copy !req
481. What do we do for a living, ladies?Copy !req
482. Kill, kill, kill.Copy !req
483. I can't hear you.Copy !req
484. Kill, kill, kill.Copy !req
485. Bullshit. I still can't hear you.Copy !req
486. Kill, kill, kill.Copy !req
487. Do any of you people know
who Charles Whitman was?Copy !req
488. None of you dumb-asses knows?Copy !req
489. Private Cowboy.Copy !req
490. Sir, he was that guy who shot all those
people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir.Copy !req
491. That's affirmative.
Charles Whitman killed 12 people...Copy !req
492. from a 28-story observation tower
at the University of Texas.Copy !req
493. From distances of up to 400 yards.Copy !req
494. Anybody know
who Lee Harvey Oswald was?Copy !req
495. Private Snowball.Copy !req
496. Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir.Copy !req
497. That's right.
And do you know how far away he was?Copy !req
498. Sir, he was pretty far.
From that book-suppository building, sir.Copy !req
499. All right, knock it off.Copy !req
500. Two hundred and fifty feet.Copy !req
501. He was 250 feet away
and shooting at a moving target.Copy !req
502. Oswald got off three rounds with an old
Italian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds...Copy !req
503. and scored two hits,
including a head shot.Copy !req
504. Do any of you people know where
these individuals learned how to shoot?Copy !req
505. Private Joker.Copy !req
506. Sir, in the Marines, sir.Copy !req
507. In the Marines. Outstanding.Copy !req
508. Those individuals showed what one
motivated Marine and his rifle can do.Copy !req
509. And before you ladies leave my island...Copy !req
510. you will all be able
to do the same thing.Copy !req
511. Today...Copy !req
512. is Christmas.Copy !req
513. There will be a magic show at 0930.Copy !req
514. Chaplain Charlie will tell you...Copy !req
515. about how the free world
will conquer communism...Copy !req
516. with the aid of God and a few Marines.Copy !req
517. God has a hard-on for Marines...Copy !req
518. because we kill everything we see.Copy !req
519. He plays his games...Copy !req
520. we play ours.Copy !req
521. To show our appreciation
for so much power...Copy !req
522. we keep heaven packed
with fresh souls.Copy !req
523. God was here before the Marine Corps.Copy !req
524. So you can give your heart to Jesus...Copy !req
525. but your ass belongs to the Corps.Copy !req
526. Do you ladies understand?Copy !req
527. - Sir, yes, sir.
- I can't hear you.Copy !req
528. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
529. It's been swabbed and brushed.Copy !req
530. Everything...Copy !req
531. is clean.Copy !req
532. Beautiful.Copy !req
533. So that it slides perfect.Copy !req
534. Nice.Copy !req
535. Everything clean.Copy !req
536. Oiled.Copy !req
537. So that your action is beautiful.Copy !req
538. Smooth Charlene.Copy !req
539. Leonard talks to his rifle.Copy !req
540. Yeah.Copy !req
541. I don't think Leonard
can hack it anymore.Copy !req
542. I think Leonard's a Section Eight.Copy !req
543. It don't surprise me.Copy !req
544. I wanna slip my tube steak
into your sister.Copy !req
545. What will you take in trade?Copy !req
546. What do you got?Copy !req
547. Outstanding, Private Pyle.Copy !req
548. I think we finally found
something that you do well.Copy !req
549. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
550. What's your sixth general order?Copy !req
551. Sir, the sixth general order
is to receive and obey...Copy !req
552. and pass on to the sentry
who relieves me...Copy !req
553. all orders...Copy !req
554. Sir, the private's sixth general...Copy !req
555. The private has been instructed
but does not know.Copy !req
556. You slimy scumbag,
get on your face and give me 25.Copy !req
557. Sir, aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
558. How many counts in that movement
you just executed?Copy !req
559. - Sir, four counts, sir.
- What's the idea of looking in the chamber?Copy !req
560. Sir, to guarantee the private is not giving
the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir.Copy !req
561. What's your fifth general order?Copy !req
562. Sir, the fifth general order is to quit my post
only when properly relieved, sir.Copy !req
563. What's this weapon's name,
Private Pyle?Copy !req
564. Sir, the private's weapon's name
is Charlene, sir.Copy !req
565. Private Pyle, you are definitely
born-again hard.Copy !req
566. Hell, I may even allow you to serve
as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.Copy !req
567. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
568. I don't want no teenage queenCopy !req
569. I don't want no teenage queenCopy !req
570. I just want my M14Copy !req
571. I just want my M14Copy !req
572. If I die in a combat zoneCopy !req
573. If I die in a combat zoneCopy !req
574. Box me up and ship me homeCopy !req
575. Box me up and ship me homeCopy !req
576. Pin my medals upon my chestCopy !req
577. Pin my medals upon my chestCopy !req
578. Tell my mom I done my bestCopy !req
579. Tell my mom I done my bestCopy !req
580. Graduation is only a few days away...Copy !req
581. and the recruits of Platoon 3092
are salty.Copy !req
582. They are ready to eat their own guts
and ask for seconds.Copy !req
583. The drill instructors are proud to see
that we are growing beyond their control.Copy !req
584. The Marine Corps does not want robots.Copy !req
585. The Marine Corps wants killers.Copy !req
586. The Marine Corps wants to build
indestructible men.Copy !req
587. Men without fear.Copy !req
588. Today, you people are
no longer maggots.Copy !req
589. Today, you are Marines.Copy !req
590. You're part of a brotherhood.Copy !req
591. From now on, until the day you die...Copy !req
592. wherever you are...Copy !req
593. every Marine is your brother.Copy !req
594. Most of you will go to Vietnam.Copy !req
595. Some of you will not come back.Copy !req
596. But always remember this:Copy !req
597. Marines die.Copy !req
598. That's what we're here for.Copy !req
599. But the Marine Corps lives forever...Copy !req
600. and that means you live forever.Copy !req
601. - Peckett.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
602. 0300, Infantry.Copy !req
603. - Toe Jam.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
604. 0300, Infantry.Copy !req
605. - Adams.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
606. 1800, Engineers.Copy !req
607. You go out and find mines.Copy !req
608. - Cowboy.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
609. 0300, Infantry.Copy !req
610. - Taylor.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
611. 0300, Infantry.Copy !req
612. - Joker.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
613. 4212, Basic Military Journalism.Copy !req
614. You gotta be shitting me, Joker.Copy !req
615. You think you're Mickey Spillane?Copy !req
616. You think you're some kind
of fucking writer?Copy !req
617. Sir, I wrote for
my high school newspaper, sir.Copy !req
618. Jesus H. Christ.
You're not a writer, you're a killer.Copy !req
619. A killer, yes, sir.Copy !req
620. Gomer Pyle.Copy !req
621. - Gomer Pyle.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
622. You forget your fucking name?
0300, Infantry. You made it.Copy !req
623. - Perkins.
- Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
624. Our last night on the island.Copy !req
625. I draw fire watch.Copy !req
626. Hi, Joker.Copy !req
627. Are those live rounds?Copy !req
628. Seven-six-two millimeter.Copy !req
629. Full metal jacket.Copy !req
630. Leonard...Copy !req
631. if Hartman comes in here
and catches us...Copy !req
632. we'll both be in a world of shit.Copy !req
633. I am...Copy !req
634. in a world...Copy !req
635. of shit.Copy !req
636. Left shoulder.Copy !req
637. Right shoulder.Copy !req
638. Lock and load.Copy !req
639. Order.Copy !req
640. This is my rifle.Copy !req
641. There are many like it,
but this one is mine.Copy !req
642. My rifle is my best friend.
It is my life.Copy !req
643. Get back in your bunks.Copy !req
644. What is this Mickey Mouse shit?Copy !req
645. What in the name of Jesus H. Christ
are you animals doing in my head?Copy !req
646. Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk
after lights out?Copy !req
647. Why is Private Pyle
holding that weapon?Copy !req
648. Why aren't you stomping
Private Pyle's guts out?Copy !req
649. Sir, it is the private's duty
to inform the senior drill instructor...Copy !req
650. that Private Pyle has a full magazine
and has locked and loaded, sir.Copy !req
651. Now you listen to me, Private Pyle...Copy !req
652. and you listen good.Copy !req
653. I want that weapon...Copy !req
654. and I want it now.Copy !req
655. You will place that rifle
on the deck at your feet...Copy !req
656. and step back away from it.Copy !req
657. What is your major malfunction,
numb-nuts?Copy !req
658. Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?Copy !req
659. Easy, Leonard.Copy !req
660. Go easy, man.Copy !req
661. No!Copy !req
662. Hey, baby.Copy !req
663. You got girlfriend Vietnam?Copy !req
664. Not just this minute.Copy !req
665. Well, baby, me so horny.Copy !req
666. Me so horny.Copy !req
667. Me love you long time.Copy !req
668. You party?Copy !req
669. Yeah, we might party.Copy !req
670. - How much?
- Fifteen dollar.Copy !req
671. - Fifteen dollars for both of us.
- No. Each you $15.Copy !req
672. Me love you long time.Copy !req
673. Me so horny.Copy !req
674. Fifteen dollar too beaucoup.Copy !req
675. - Five dollars each.
- Me sucky-sucky.Copy !req
676. Me love you too much.Copy !req
677. Five dollars is all my mom
allows me to spend.Copy !req
678. Okay. Ten dollar each.Copy !req
679. What do we get for $10?Copy !req
680. Everything you want.Copy !req
681. - Everything?
- Everything.Copy !req
682. Well, old buddy, feel like spending
some of your hard-earned money?Copy !req
683. Just a minute.Copy !req
684. You know, half these gook whores
are serving officers in the Vietcong.Copy !req
685. The other half have got TB.Copy !req
686. Be sure you only fuck
the ones that cough.Copy !req
687. That little sucker really had
some moves on him, didn't he?Copy !req
688. Yeah.Copy !req
689. You know what really pisses me off
about these people?Copy !req
690. What?Copy !req
691. We're supposed to be helping them, and
they shit all over us every chance they get.Copy !req
692. I just can't feature that.Copy !req
693. Don't take it too hard, Rafterman.
It's just business.Copy !req
694. I hate Da Nang, Joker.
I wanna go out into the field.Copy !req
695. I've been in country
almost three months...Copy !req
696. and all I do is take handshake shots
at award ceremonies.Copy !req
697. You'd get wasted your first day in the field
and it'd be my fault.Copy !req
698. A high school girl could do my job.Copy !req
699. I wanna get out into the shit.Copy !req
700. I wanna get some trigger time.Copy !req
701. If you get killed, your mom will find me
after I rotate back to the world...Copy !req
702. and she'll beat the shit out of me.Copy !req
703. That's a negative, Rafterman.Copy !req
704. Okay, guys. Let's keep it short and sweet
today. Anybody got anything new?Copy !req
705. There's a rumor going around that
the Tet ceasefire is gonna be canceled.Copy !req
706. Rear-echelon paranoia.Copy !req
707. A bro in intelligence says Charlie might try
to pull off something big during Tet.Copy !req
708. They say the same thing every year.Copy !req
709. There's a lot of talk about it, sir.Copy !req
710. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.Copy !req
711. The Tet holiday is like the Fourth of July,
Christmas and New Year all rolled into one.Copy !req
712. Every zipperhead in Nam,
North and South, will be banging gongs...Copy !req
713. barking at the moon
and visiting his dead relatives.Copy !req
714. Right. Ann-Margret
and entourage are due here next week.Copy !req
715. I want someone on the airfield
and stick with her for a couple of days.Copy !req
716. - Rafterman, you take it.
- Aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
717. And get some good low-angle stuff.Copy !req
718. Don't make it too obvious,
but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew.Copy !req
719. - Yes, sir.
- "Diplomats in dungarees.Copy !req
720. Marine engineers lend a helping hand
rebuilding Dong Phuc village recently..."Copy !req
721. Chili, if we move Vietnamese,
they are evacuees...Copy !req
722. if they come to us to be evacuated,
they are refugees.Copy !req
723. I'll make a note of it, sir.Copy !req
724. "NVA soldier deserts
after reading pamphlets.Copy !req
725. A young North Vietnamese Army regular,
who realized his side could not win...Copy !req
726. deserted from his unit after reading
Open Arms pamphlets."Copy !req
727. That's good, Dave. But why say
North Vietnamese Army regular?Copy !req
728. Is there an irregular?
How about North Vietnamese Army soldier?Copy !req
729. I'll fix it up, sir.Copy !req
730. Lawrence Welk Show
is out on TV in two weeks.Copy !req
731. Dave, do 100 words on it.Copy !req
732. - AFTV will give you some background stuff.
- Sir.Copy !req
733. "Not while we're eating.Copy !req
734. NVA learned Marines
on a search-and-destroy mission...Copy !req
735. don't like to be interrupted
while eating chow."Copy !req
736. Search-and-destroy. We have a new
directive from MAF on this.Copy !req
737. In future, in place of search-and-destroy,
substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear.Copy !req
738. - Sweep-and-clear, got it?
- Got it. Very catchy.Copy !req
739. And, Joker, where's the weenie?Copy !req
740. Sir?Copy !req
741. The kill, Joker. The kill. I mean, all that fire,
the grunts must have hit something.Copy !req
742. Didn't see them.Copy !req
743. Joker, I've told you,
we run two basic stories here.Copy !req
744. Grunts who give half their pay to buy
gooks toothbrushes and deodorants.Copy !req
745. Winning of hearts and minds. Okay?Copy !req
746. And combat action that results in a kill.
Winning the war.Copy !req
747. Now, you must have seen blood trails.
Drag marks?Copy !req
748. It was raining, sir.Copy !req
749. Well, that's why God passed
the law of probability.Copy !req
750. Now rewrite it and give it
a happy ending. Say, one killed.Copy !req
751. Make it a sapper or an officer. Which?Copy !req
752. Whichever you say.Copy !req
753. Grunts like reading about dead officers.Copy !req
754. Okay, an officer. How about a general?Copy !req
755. Joker...Copy !req
756. maybe you'd like our guys
to read the paper and feel bad.Copy !req
757. I mean, in case you didn't know it,
this is not a very popular war.Copy !req
758. Now, it is our job to report the news...Copy !req
759. that these why-are-we-here
civilian newsmen ignore.Copy !req
760. Sir, maybe you should go out
on some ops yourself.Copy !req
761. I'm sure you could find a lot more
blood trails and drag marks.Copy !req
762. Joker, I've had my ass in the grass.Copy !req
763. Can't say I liked it much.Copy !req
764. Lots of bugs and too dangerous.Copy !req
765. As it happens, my present duties
keep me where I belong...Copy !req
766. in the rear with the gear.Copy !req
767. Tet. The year of the monkey.Copy !req
768. Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve.Copy !req
769. Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are
shooting off fireworks to celebrate.Copy !req
770. I am fucking bored to death, man.Copy !req
771. I gotta get back in the shit.Copy !req
772. I ain't heard a shot fired
in anger in weeks.Copy !req
773. Joker's so tough...Copy !req
774. he'd eat the boogers
out of a dead man's nose...Copy !req
775. then ask for seconds.Copy !req
776. Listen up, pilgrim.Copy !req
777. A day without blood is
like a day without sunshine.Copy !req
778. Shit.Copy !req
779. Joker thinks the bad bush is between
an old mama-san's legs.Copy !req
780. He's never been in the shit.Copy !req
781. It's hard to talk about it, man.
It's like on Hastings.Copy !req
782. You weren't on
Operation Hastings, Payback.Copy !req
783. - You weren't even in country.
- Eat shit and die...Copy !req
784. you fucking Spanish-American.
You fucking pogue.Copy !req
785. I was there, man.Copy !req
786. I was in the shit with the grunts.Copy !req
787. Don't listen to
any of Payback's bullshit, Rafterman.Copy !req
788. Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.Copy !req
789. You listen to Joker, new guy.Copy !req
790. He knows ti ti.Copy !req
791. Very little.Copy !req
792. You know he's never been in the shit.
He ain't got the stare.Copy !req
793. - The stare?
- The thousand-yard stare.Copy !req
794. A Marine gets it after he's been
in the shit for too long.Copy !req
795. It's like...Copy !req
796. It's like you're really seeing beyond.Copy !req
797. I got it.Copy !req
798. All field Marines got it.Copy !req
799. And you'll have it too.Copy !req
800. I will?Copy !req
801. Hey, Payback...Copy !req
802. how do you stop five black dudes
from raping a white chick?Copy !req
803. - Fuck you, Stork.
- Throw them a basketball.Copy !req
804. - Incoming.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
805. Them are outgoing.Copy !req
806. - That ain't outgoing.
- That ain't outgoing.Copy !req
807. Now, what did I just say?Copy !req
808. Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us.Copy !req
809. - I ain't ready for this shit.
- Amen.Copy !req
810. Cease fire.Copy !req
811. - Cease fire.
- Cease fire.Copy !req
812. Cease fire.Copy !req
813. The enemy...Copy !req
814. has very deceitfully...Copy !req
815. taken advantage
of the Tet ceasefire...Copy !req
816. to launch an offensive
all over the country.Copy !req
817. So far, we've had it pretty easy here.Copy !req
818. But we seem to be the exception.Copy !req
819. Charlie has hit every major military target
in Vietnam and hit them hard.Copy !req
820. In Saigon the United States Embassy
has been overrun by suicide squads.Copy !req
821. - Shit.
- Jesus Christ, man.Copy !req
822. Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun.Copy !req
823. We also have reports
that a division of NVA...Copy !req
824. has occupied all of the city of Hue
south of the Perfume River.Copy !req
825. In strategic terms,
Charlie's cut the country in half...Copy !req
826. the civilian press
are about to wet their pants...Copy !req
827. and we've heard even Cronkite's
gonna say the war is now unwinnable.Copy !req
828. In other words...Copy !req
829. it's a huge shit sandwich
and we're all gonna have to take a bite.Copy !req
830. Sir.Copy !req
831. Does this mean that Ann-Margret's
not coming?Copy !req
832. Joker, I want you
to get straight up to Phu Bai.Copy !req
833. Captain January will need all his people.Copy !req
834. - Yes, sir.
- And, Joker...Copy !req
835. you will take off that damn button.Copy !req
836. How's it gonna look if you get killed
wearing a peace symbol?Copy !req
837. Sir.Copy !req
838. Permission to go with Joker?Copy !req
839. - Permission granted.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
840. Sir, permission not to take
Rafterman with me?Copy !req
841. You still here?Copy !req
842. Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick,
and take Rafterman with you.Copy !req
843. You're responsible for him.Copy !req
844. Get some.Copy !req
845. Get some.Copy !req
846. Get some. Get some. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
847. Get some. Get some.
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
848. Get some.Copy !req
849. Get some, baby.Copy !req
850. Get some. Get some. Get some.Copy !req
851. Get some. Get some, come on.
Get it, come on.Copy !req
852. Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
853. I've got you, mother.Copy !req
854. Anyone who runs is a VC.Copy !req
855. Anyone who stands still...Copy !req
856. is a well-disciplined VC.Copy !req
857. You guys ought to do a story
about me sometime.Copy !req
858. Why should we do a story about you?Copy !req
859. Because I'm so fucking good.Copy !req
860. That ain't no shit neither.Copy !req
861. I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed.Copy !req
862. And 50 water buffaloes too.Copy !req
863. Them are all certified.Copy !req
864. Any women or children?Copy !req
865. Sometimes.Copy !req
866. How can you shoot women and children?Copy !req
867. Easy.Copy !req
868. You just don't lead them so much.Copy !req
869. Ain't war hell?Copy !req
870. Top, we wanna get in the shit.Copy !req
871. Down the road. Two-Five.Copy !req
872. Two-Five. Outstanding. Thanks, Top.Copy !req
873. Excuse me.Copy !req
874. Sir.Copy !req
875. We're looking for 1st Platoon,
Hotel Two-Five.Copy !req
876. I got a bro named Cowboy there.Copy !req
877. You people one-one?Copy !req
878. No, sir.
We're reporters from Stars and Stripes.Copy !req
879. - Stars and Stripes?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
880. I'm Cowboy's platoon commander.Copy !req
881. Cowboy's just down the road
in the platoon area.Copy !req
882. - You mind if we tag along, sir?
- No problem. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
883. By the way, my name's Schinoski.
Walter J. Schinoski.Copy !req
884. My people call me Mr. Touchdown.Copy !req
885. I played ball for Notre Dame.Copy !req
886. - Notre Dame?
- Yeah.Copy !req
887. - All right.
- You here to make Cowboy famous?Copy !req
888. Never happen, sir.Copy !req
889. Well, if you people came looking for a story,
this is your lucky day.Copy !req
890. We got Condition Red
and we're definitely expecting rain.Copy !req
891. Outstanding, sir.
We taking care of business?Copy !req
892. Well, the NVA are dug in deep.Copy !req
893. Hotel Company's still working
this side of the river...Copy !req
894. street by street and house by house.Copy !req
895. Charles definitely
got his shit together...Copy !req
896. but we're still getting
some decent kills here.Copy !req
897. We heard some scuttlebutt, sir, about
the NVA executing a lot of gook civilians.Copy !req
898. That's affirmative.Copy !req
899. I saw some bodies about a half a klick
this side of Phu Cam Canal.Copy !req
900. Will you show me where, sir?Copy !req
901. Here's the canal.Copy !req
902. The dead have been covered with lime.Copy !req
903. The dead know only one thing:Copy !req
904. It is better to be alive.Copy !req
905. Excuse me?Copy !req
906. - Good morning, lieutenant.
- Morning.Copy !req
907. I make it 20.
Is that the official body count, sir?Copy !req
908. What outfit are you men with?Copy !req
909. Sir, we're reporters
from Stars and Stripes.Copy !req
910. - Oh, I see.
- I'm Sergeant Joker...Copy !req
911. and this photographer is Rafterman.Copy !req
912. I'm Lieutenant Cleves
and I'm from Hartford, Connecticut.Copy !req
913. - Have you got a body count, sir?
- We think it's 20.Copy !req
914. Do you know how it happened, sir?Copy !req
915. Well, it seems the NVA came in
with a list of gook names.Copy !req
916. Government officials, policemen,
ARVIN officers, school teachers.Copy !req
917. They went around
to their houses real polite...Copy !req
918. and asked them to report
the next day for political reeducation.Copy !req
919. Everybody who turned up got shot.Copy !req
920. Some they buried alive.Copy !req
921. Ready.Copy !req
922. Colonel.Copy !req
923. Marine, what is that button
on your body armor?Copy !req
924. A peace symbol, sir.Copy !req
925. - Where did you get it?
- I don't remember, sir.Copy !req
926. What is that written on your helmet?Copy !req
927. Born to kill, sir.Copy !req
928. You write born to kill on your helmet
and wear a peace button.Copy !req
929. What's that supposed to be,
some kind of sick joke?Copy !req
930. - No, sir.
- What is it supposed to mean?Copy !req
931. I don't know, sir.Copy !req
932. - You don't know much.
- No, sir.Copy !req
933. Get your head and your ass wired together
or I will take a shit on you.Copy !req
934. - Yes, sir.
- Now answer my question...Copy !req
935. or you'll be standing tall
before the man.Copy !req
936. I was trying to suggest something
about the duality of man, sir.Copy !req
937. - The what?
- The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.Copy !req
938. - Whose side are you on, son?
- Our side, sir.Copy !req
939. - You love your country?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
940. How about getting with the program.Copy !req
941. Jump on the team and come on in
for the big win.Copy !req
942. Yes, sir.Copy !req
943. All I've asked of my Marines is for them to
obey my orders as they would God's word.Copy !req
944. We are here to help the Vietnamese...Copy !req
945. because inside every gook
there is an American trying to get out.Copy !req
946. It's a hardball world, son.Copy !req
947. We've gotta try to keep our heads
until this peace craze blows over.Copy !req
948. Aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
949. Hey, bro. We're looking for 1st Platoon,
Hotel Two-Five.Copy !req
950. Around the back.Copy !req
951. - First Platoon?
- Yeah, through there.Copy !req
952. Hey, Lone Ranger.Copy !req
953. - Holy shit. It's the Joker.
- You old motherfucker.Copy !req
954. What's happening?Copy !req
955. Thought I hoped I'd never see you again,
you piece of shit.Copy !req
956. What's happening, man?Copy !req
957. Oh, just waiting to get back
to the land of the big PX.Copy !req
958. Yeah? Well, why go back?Copy !req
959. Here or there, samey-same.Copy !req
960. - Been getting any?
- Only your sister.Copy !req
961. Well, better my sister than my mom,
though my mom's not bad.Copy !req
962. Hey, you Hogs, listen up.Copy !req
963. This is my bro, Joker, from the Island,
and this is?Copy !req
964. - Rafterman.
- Rafterman.Copy !req
965. They're from Stars and Stripes.
They'll make you famous.Copy !req
966. - Fucking A.
- Yeah.Copy !req
967. We're the Lusthog Squad.Copy !req
968. We're life-takers and heartbreakers.Copy !req
969. We shoot them full of holes
and fill them full of lead.Copy !req
970. You a photographer?Copy !req
971. No, I'm a combat correspondent.Copy !req
972. Oh, you seen much combat?Copy !req
973. Well, I've seen a little on TV.Copy !req
974. You're a real comedian.Copy !req
975. Well, they call me the Joker.Copy !req
976. Well, I got a joke for you.Copy !req
977. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.Copy !req
978. Well, pilgrim...Copy !req
979. only after you eat the peanuts
out of my shit.Copy !req
980. You talk the talk.Copy !req
981. Do you walk the walk?Copy !req
982. Now, you might not believe it...Copy !req
983. but under fire, Animal Mother's one of
the finest human beings in the world.Copy !req
984. All he needs is somebody to throw
hand grenades at him the rest of his life.Copy !req
985. That's a roger, come on.
Sit down. Come on, new guy.Copy !req
986. Hey, jungle-bunny.Copy !req
987. Thank God for the sickle cell, huh?Copy !req
988. Yeah, Mother.Copy !req
989. Hey, photographer.Copy !req
990. You wanna take a good picture?Copy !req
991. Here, man.Copy !req
992. Take this.Copy !req
993. This is my bro.Copy !req
994. This is his party.Copy !req
995. He's the guest of honor.Copy !req
996. Today is his birthday.Copy !req
997. Happy birthday, zipperhead.Copy !req
998. I will never forget this day.Copy !req
999. The day I came to Hue City
and fought 1 million NVA gooks.Copy !req
1000. I love the little commie bastards, man,
I really do.Copy !req
1001. These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors.Copy !req
1002. These are great days we're living, bros.Copy !req
1003. We are jolly green giants,
walking the earth with guns.Copy !req
1004. These people we wasted here today...Copy !req
1005. are the finest human beings
we will ever know.Copy !req
1006. After we rotate back to the world...Copy !req
1007. we're gonna miss not having
anyone around who's worth shooting.Copy !req
1008. - Stay put, keep your heads down.
- Stay put.Copy !req
1009. Stay put.Copy !req
1010. Shit.Copy !req
1011. Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over.Copy !req
1012. Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over.Copy !req
1013. Delta Six.Copy !req
1014. Delta Six, we are receiving incoming fire
from the vill.Copy !req
1015. The lieutenant is down.Copy !req
1016. We're going to stop here
and check out what's in front of us. Over.Copy !req
1017. Okay, Lusthog Squad, listen up.Copy !req
1018. Gonna move up these roads
and check the vill.Copy !req
1019. I want the third team up this road here.Copy !req
1020. First and second fire team behind me
up this other road, okay?Copy !req
1021. Let's go. Let's get it done.Copy !req
1022. Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?Copy !req
1023. Hey, start the cameras.
This is Vietnam: The Movie.Copy !req
1024. Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne,
I'll be a horse.Copy !req
1025. - T. H. E. Rock can be a rock.
- I'll be Ann-Margret.Copy !req
1026. Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.Copy !req
1027. - I'll be General Custer.
- Who'll be the Indian?Copy !req
1028. Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.Copy !req
1029. You're going home now.Copy !req
1030. Semper fi.Copy !req
1031. We're mean Marines, sir.Copy !req
1032. Go easy, bros.Copy !req
1033. Better you than me.Copy !req
1034. Well, at least they died
for a good cause.Copy !req
1035. What cause was that?Copy !req
1036. Freedom.Copy !req
1037. Flush out your headgear, new guy.Copy !req
1038. You think we waste gooks for freedom?Copy !req
1039. This is a slaughter.Copy !req
1040. If I'm gonna get my balls
blown off for a word...Copy !req
1041. my word is poon tang.Copy !req
1042. Tough break for Hand Job.Copy !req
1043. He was all set
to get shipped out on a medical.Copy !req
1044. What was the matter with him?Copy !req
1045. He was jerking off 10 times a day.Copy !req
1046. It's no shit. At least 10 times a day.Copy !req
1047. Last week he was sent down to Da Nang
to see the Navy head shrinker.Copy !req
1048. The crazy fucker starts jerking off
in the waiting room.Copy !req
1049. Instant Section Eight.Copy !req
1050. He was just waiting
for his papers to clear Division.Copy !req
1051. You ready? Turn over.Copy !req
1052. Hue City interviews, roll 34.Copy !req
1053. Well, like... Like you see, you know,
it's a major city...Copy !req
1054. so we have to assault with tanks,
we roll in the streets.Copy !req
1055. So they send us in first to squat...Copy !req
1056. make sure that there are no little...Copy !req
1057. No Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets
to blow the tanks away.Copy !req
1058. So we clear it out
and we roll the tanks in...Copy !req
1059. and basically blow the place to hell.Copy !req
1060. When we're in Hue,
when we're in Hue City...Copy !req
1061. it's like a war, you know...Copy !req
1062. like what... What...Copy !req
1063. What I thought about a war,
what I thought a war was...Copy !req
1064. You know, was supposed to be.Copy !req
1065. There's the enemy, you kill them.Copy !req
1066. I don't think there's any question about it.
I mean, we're the best.Copy !req
1067. I mean, all that bullshit
about the Air Cav...Copy !req
1068. When the shit hits the fan,
who do they call?Copy !req
1069. They call Mother Green
and her killing machine.Copy !req
1070. Do I think America belongs in Vietnam?Copy !req
1071. I don't know.
I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that.Copy !req
1072. Can I quote LBJ?Copy !req
1073. "I will not send American boys...Copy !req
1074. 8 or 10,000 miles
around the world...Copy !req
1075. to do a job that Asian boys
ought to be doing for themselves."Copy !req
1076. Personally think they don't really
want to be involved in this war...Copy !req
1077. you know, I mean, like they...
It's sort of like...Copy !req
1078. they took away our freedom
and gave it to the gookers, you know.Copy !req
1079. But they don't want it.Copy !req
1080. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess,
you know.Copy !req
1081. Poor, dumb bastards.Copy !req
1082. Well, the ones I'm fighting at
are some pretty... Pretty bad boys.Copy !req
1083. I'm not real...Copy !req
1084. I'm not real keen
on some of these fellas...Copy !req
1085. that are supposedly on our side.Copy !req
1086. I keep meeting them
coming the other way.Copy !req
1087. Yeah.Copy !req
1088. I mean, we're getting killed
for these people...Copy !req
1089. and they don't even appreciate it.Copy !req
1090. They think it's a big joke.Copy !req
1091. Well, if you ask me...Copy !req
1092. we're shooting the wrong gooks.Copy !req
1093. Well, it depends on the situation.
I mean, I'm here to take combat photos.Copy !req
1094. But if the shit gets too thick,
I mean, I'll go to the rifle.Copy !req
1095. What do I think about
America's involvement in the war?Copy !req
1096. Well, I think we should win.Copy !req
1097. I hate Vietnam.Copy !req
1098. There's not one horse
in this whole country.Copy !req
1099. They don't have one horse in Vietnam.Copy !req
1100. There's something
basically wrong with that.Copy !req
1101. Well, if they'd send us
more guys, maybe...Copy !req
1102. and bomb the hell out of the North,
they might give up.Copy !req
1103. I wanted to see exotic Vietnam,
the jewel of Southeast Asia.Copy !req
1104. I wanted to meet interesting and
stimulating people of an ancient culture...Copy !req
1105. and kill them.Copy !req
1106. I wanted to be the first kid on my block
to get a confirmed kill.Copy !req
1107. Ten-hut.Copy !req
1108. - All right.
- My, oh, my.Copy !req
1109. - Good morning, little schoolgirl.
- Look at this lady.Copy !req
1110. I'm a little schoolboy too.Copy !req
1111. My, my, my.Copy !req
1112. - What you got there, chief?
- Do you want number one fucky?Copy !req
1113. Hey, any of you boys
want number one fucky?Copy !req
1114. I'm so horny,
I can't even get a piece of hand.Copy !req
1115. - Me want sucky.
- Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy.Copy !req
1116. She give you everything you want,
long time.Copy !req
1117. Everything you want.
Hey, how much there, chief?Copy !req
1118. - Fifteen dollars each.
- No.Copy !req
1119. Fifteen dollar beaucoup money.Copy !req
1120. Five dollar each.Copy !req
1121. Come on, she love you good.Copy !req
1122. Boom-boom long time.Copy !req
1123. - Ten dollars.
- Five dollars.Copy !req
1124. No. Ten dollars.Copy !req
1125. Be glad to trade you some ARVIN rifles.Copy !req
1126. Ain't never been fired
and only dropped once.Copy !req
1127. Okay, $5. You give me.Copy !req
1128. - Okay, okay.
- All right.Copy !req
1129. Let's get mounted.Copy !req
1130. Something wrong there, chief?Copy !req
1131. She says no boom-boom
with soul brother.Copy !req
1132. What the motherfuck?Copy !req
1133. She says soul brother too beaucoup,
too beaucoup.Copy !req
1134. What is this, man?Copy !req
1135. I think what he's trying to tell you
is you black boys pack too much meat.Copy !req
1136. Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.Copy !req
1137. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1138. This baby-san looks like she could
suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.Copy !req
1139. She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup.Copy !req
1140. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
1141. What we have here, little yellow sister...Copy !req
1142. is a magnificent specimen
of pure Alabama blacksnake.Copy !req
1143. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.Copy !req
1144. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1145. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1146. All right. Yeah. This is my boogie.Copy !req
1147. - Hey, we need a batting order.
- I'm going first.Copy !req
1148. Back off, white bread.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.Copy !req
1149. All fucking niggers must fucking hang.Copy !req
1150. - Hey, Animal, man.
- You son of a...Copy !req
1151. Hey, hey, I won't be long.
I'll skip the foreplay.Copy !req
1152. - I don't want it after you, man.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
1153. Intelligence passed the word down...Copy !req
1154. that during the night
the NVA had pulled out of our area...Copy !req
1155. to positions across the Perfume River.Copy !req
1156. Our squad is sent on patrol
to check out the report.Copy !req
1157. Face outboard and take cover. Do it.Copy !req
1158. Shit.Copy !req
1159. He ain't gonna make it.Copy !req
1160. Shit.Copy !req
1161. Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.Copy !req
1162. Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.Copy !req
1163. Hotel One. Over.Copy !req
1164. Murph, this is Cowboy.Copy !req
1165. Crazy's hit. Booby trap.Copy !req
1166. Wait, One.Copy !req
1167. Okay. You're senior NCO, Cowboy.
You're in charge.Copy !req
1168. - Continue with the patrol...
- Shit.Copy !req
1169. and call in at the next checkpoint.
- Shit.Copy !req
1170. Roger. Out.Copy !req
1171. I ' m squad leader.Copy !req
1172. Follow you anywhere, scumbag.Copy !req
1173. All right.Copy !req
1174. He's dead.Copy !req
1175. Cowboy.Copy !req
1176. What's up?Copy !req
1177. I think we made a mistake
at the last checkpoint.Copy !req
1178. Here, see what you think.Copy !req
1179. I think we're here...Copy !req
1180. and we should be here.Copy !req
1181. - We're here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1182. - We should be here?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1183. Fuck.Copy !req
1184. What do you think?Copy !req
1185. Well, I think we should change direction.Copy !req
1186. Okay.Copy !req
1187. We'll change direction.Copy !req
1188. What's up?Copy !req
1189. Changing direction.Copy !req
1190. What are we, lost?Copy !req
1191. Joker, shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1192. Okay, listen up.Copy !req
1193. - Can you hear me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1194. Okay, we're changing direction.Copy !req
1195. We're heading over that way.Copy !req
1196. Eightball's gonna go over there
and see can he find a way through.Copy !req
1197. - Got it?
- Got it.Copy !req
1198. Eightball, let's dance.Copy !req
1199. Put a nigger behind the trigger.Copy !req
1200. Fuck.Copy !req
1201. Cease fire.Copy !req
1202. Cease fire, goddamn it.Copy !req
1203. Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire.Copy !req
1204. - Hold it.
- Cease fire.Copy !req
1205. - Cease fire.
- Cease fire.Copy !req
1206. Okay, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper?
Did anybody see anything?Copy !req
1207. Anybody see a sniper?Copy !req
1208. - Nothing.
- Negative.Copy !req
1209. Okay, then save your ammo.
Nobody fire till I tell you.Copy !req
1210. Eightball.Copy !req
1211. No, no. Cease fire. Cease fire.Copy !req
1212. Animal, cease fire.Copy !req
1213. Cowboy, it's Sergeant Murphy.Copy !req
1214. This is Cowboy. Over.Copy !req
1215. This is Murphy.
What is your present position? Over.Copy !req
1216. Murph, we're receiving enemy sniper fire.Copy !req
1217. Eightball is down.Copy !req
1218. Our position is about half a klick
north of Checkpoint Four.Copy !req
1219. Believe possible strong enemy forces
occupying buildings in front of us.Copy !req
1220. Request immediate tank support. Over.Copy !req
1221. Roger. Understand.Copy !req
1222. I'll see what I can do. Over.Copy !req
1223. Roger. Over and out.Copy !req
1224. - Stay close.
- Got it.Copy !req
1225. Okay, listen up.
I think we're being set up for an ambush.Copy !req
1226. I think there may be strong enemy forces
in those buildings over there.Copy !req
1227. I've requested tank support.Copy !req
1228. We're gonna sit tight till it comes,
but keep your eyes open.Copy !req
1229. If they decide to hit us,
we'll have to pull back fast.Copy !req
1230. Goddamn it. Halt.
Cease your fire, Mother.Copy !req
1231. - Cease your fucking fire.
- Cowboy.Copy !req
1232. - What?
- We can't leave him out there.Copy !req
1233. We're not leaving him,
we'll get him when the tank comes up.Copy !req
1234. He's hit three fucking times.
He can't wait that long.Copy !req
1235. I seen this before.Copy !req
1236. That sniper's just trying to suck us in,
one at a time.Copy !req
1237. Goddamn it. No.Copy !req
1238. - Goddamn it, cease fire. Cease fire.
- Man, fuck this...Copy !req
1239. Fuck this shit.
I'm going in to bring him out.Copy !req
1240. - No, you sit the fuck down, goddamn it.
- Cover me.Copy !req
1241. Cease fire, he's there.
Cease fire, he's there.Copy !req
1242. Cease fire.Copy !req
1243. Hold your fire.Copy !req
1244. Hold your fire.Copy !req
1245. Cease fire, you can't see the sniper.Copy !req
1246. Save the ammo.
Nobody fire till I tell you. Nobody.Copy !req
1247. Hold your fire.Copy !req
1248. What the fuck do we do now, Cowboy?Copy !req
1249. Give me that fucking radio.Copy !req
1250. Murph? This is Cowboy. Over.Copy !req
1251. This is Murphy. Over.Copy !req
1252. Murph, we're in some deep shit.
I got two men down.Copy !req
1253. What's the story
on that fucking tank? Over.Copy !req
1254. Sorry, Cowboy.
No luck so far with the tank.Copy !req
1255. Will advise. Over.Copy !req
1256. Roger. Out.Copy !req
1257. Numb-nut bastards.Copy !req
1258. - Okay, listen up.
- Listen up.Copy !req
1259. Can't afford to wait for the tank.Copy !req
1260. I think they're gonna hit us any minute.Copy !req
1261. When they do,
we won't have time to pull out.Copy !req
1262. We gotta do it now.
Let's get ready to move.Copy !req
1263. - Ready to pull out.
- Wait a minute. Hold it.Copy !req
1264. Hold it, nobody's pulling out.
There's only one sniper there.Copy !req
1265. Back off, Mother.Copy !req
1266. I'm calling the plays.
I say we're pulling out.Copy !req
1267. Well, what about Doc Jay and Eightball?Copy !req
1268. I know it's a shitty thing to do,
but we can't refuse to accept the situation.Copy !req
1269. We're not leaving
Doc Jay and Eightball out there.Copy !req
1270. Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted.Copy !req
1271. - You know that.
- Bullshit. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
1272. We gotta bring them back.
Let's get them, let's do it.Copy !req
1273. Stand down, Mother.
That's a direct order.Copy !req
1274. Fuck you, Cowboy.
Fuck all you assholes.Copy !req
1275. - Goddamn it.
- Fucking son of a bitch.Copy !req
1276. You motherfucker.Copy !req
1277. Doc. Doc. Doc.Copy !req
1278. Where's the sniper?Copy !req
1279. Doc, where's the sniper?Copy !req
1280. Shit.Copy !req
1281. Shit. Fuck.Copy !req
1282. Fuck.Copy !req
1283. Hey, Cowboy.Copy !req
1284. Yeah?Copy !req
1285. Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted.Copy !req
1286. There's only one sniper, nothing else.Copy !req
1287. Move up the squad,
you're clear up to here.Copy !req
1288. Come on.Copy !req
1289. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
1290. - Okay, listen up.
- Listen up.Copy !req
1291. No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock,
you come with me, we'll take a look.Copy !req
1292. The rest of you all stay put
and cover our ass.Copy !req
1293. We may be coming back in a big hurry.Copy !req
1294. - I'm going with you.
- I'm coming too.Copy !req
1295. Okay.Copy !req
1296. - You all set?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1297. Let's move out.Copy !req
1298. Let's do it.Copy !req
1299. Hey, Cowboy.Copy !req
1300. Top of the black building,
around the corner.Copy !req
1301. Donlon, give me that radio.Copy !req
1302. Murphy, this is Cowboy. Over.Copy !req
1303. - Cowboy.
- Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot.Copy !req
1304. Get him the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1305. - I ain't got a first aid.
- I don't believe this shit.Copy !req
1306. - Give me your hand.
- Shut up.Copy !req
1307. - Take it easy, Cowboy.
- Don't move.Copy !req
1308. - Shit.
- That son of a bitch.Copy !req
1309. - You'll be all right.
- You're going home.Copy !req
1310. - Shut up.
- Don't shit me.Copy !req
1311. You know I'm not gonna shit you, man.
You're my favorite turd.Copy !req
1312. Come on. Easy.Copy !req
1313. Here you go.Copy !req
1314. - Cowboy.
- Hang on, man. Hang on.Copy !req
1315. I can hack it. I can hack it.Copy !req
1316. - I can hack it.
- You can hack it, man.Copy !req
1317. Let's go get some payback.Copy !req
1318. Okay.Copy !req
1319. Okay.Copy !req
1320. Watch that fucking hole.Copy !req
1321. Throw some smoke.Copy !req
1322. Okay, ready?Copy !req
1323. Donlon, Rock, that way.
You two, with me.Copy !req
1324. Joker, in there. New guy.Copy !req
1325. We got the sniper.Copy !req
1326. Joker?Copy !req
1327. Yo.Copy !req
1328. What's up?Copy !req
1329. We got the sniper.Copy !req
1330. I saved Joker's ass.Copy !req
1331. I got the sniper.Copy !req
1332. I fucking blew her away.Copy !req
1333. Am I bad?Copy !req
1334. Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker?Copy !req
1335. What's she saying?Copy !req
1336. She's praying.Copy !req
1337. No more boom-boom for this baby-san.Copy !req
1338. There's nothing we can do for her.Copy !req
1339. She's dead meat.Copy !req
1340. Okay.Copy !req
1341. Let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1342. What about her?Copy !req
1343. Fuck her.Copy !req
1344. Let her rot.Copy !req
1345. We can't just leave her here.Copy !req
1346. Hey, asshole.Copy !req
1347. Cowboy's wasted.Copy !req
1348. You're fresh out of friends.Copy !req
1349. I'm running this squad now...Copy !req
1350. and I say we leave the gook
for the mother-loving rats.Copy !req
1351. I'm not trying to run this squad.Copy !req
1352. I'm just saying
we can't leave her like this.Copy !req
1353. Shoot me.Copy !req
1354. Shoot...Copy !req
1355. me.Copy !req
1356. Shoot...Copy !req
1357. me.Copy !req
1358. Shoot.Copy !req
1359. Shoot.Copy !req
1360. If you wanna waste her, go on...Copy !req
1361. waste her.Copy !req
1362. Shoot...Copy !req
1363. me.Copy !req
1364. Shoot me.Copy !req
1365. Shoot...Copy !req
1366. me.Copy !req
1367. Shoot...Copy !req
1368. me.Copy !req
1369. Shoot.Copy !req
1370. Shoot.Copy !req
1371. Shoot.Copy !req
1372. Shoot.Copy !req
1373. Joker...Copy !req
1374. we're gonna have to put you up
for the Congressional Medal of Ugly.Copy !req
1375. Hard-core, man.Copy !req
1376. Fucking hard-core.Copy !req
1377. We have nailed our names
in the pages of history enough for today.Copy !req
1378. We hump down to the Perfume River
to set in for the night.Copy !req
1379. My thoughts drift back
to erect-nipple wet dreams...Copy !req
1380. about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the great homecoming-fuck fantasy.Copy !req
1381. I am so happy that I am alive...Copy !req
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1385. And I am not afraid.Copy !req