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2. I don't see her.Copy !req
3. The shift changes.Copy !req
4. Just give it a
couple of minutes.Copy !req
5. You guys sure about this?Copy !req
6. Yeah yeah, works all the time.Copy !req
7. Besides, this
lady loves Lynch.Copy !req
8. - Loves him.
- I'm cute.Copy !req
9. Is that...
is that her?Copy !req
10. Shit.Copy !req
11. Parker, what you could do...Copy !req
12. is go down there and
look beautiful...Copy !req
13. and smile.Copy !req
14. - What? Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. Uh, no.Copy !req
16. No no, this is your thing.Copy !req
17. All you have to do is go
over there and say, like,Copy !req
18. 'Hey, me and my friends...'Copy !req
19. Girlfriends.
Say girlfriends.Copy !req
20. 'Me and my girlfriends totally
forgot our credit cards...Copy !req
21. so we can't get
our lift tickets...Copy !req
22. from over there.Copy !req
23. - So can you,
like, help us out?'Copy !req
24. That is so lame.Copy !req
25. - Give me my money back.
- Your money.Copy !req
26. - It's not gonna work.
- Take this. Start at 50.Copy !req
27. That's what the other
lady usually takes.Copy !req
28. And just, you know,Copy !req
29. work your way up
if you need to.Copy !req
30. - Dan...
- Hey, look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
31. You're gonna be fine.
You'll be great.Copy !req
32. Parker, you've so got this.Copy !req
33. Yeah, and what's the worst
that can happen?Copy !req
34. The guy says no.Copy !req
35. And he's not gonna say no.
No one's ever said no.Copy !req
36. Dan, you do it.
I feel stupid.Copy !req
37. Relax, okay?Copy !req
38. I promise, you're
gonna be great.Copy !req
39. - Why me?
- That's 'cause you're a girl.Copy !req
40. A beautiful...
hey, you're a beautiful girl.Copy !req
41. And you have a charming smile.Copy !req
42. Just...Copy !req
43. just...Copy !req
44. There we go.Copy !req
45. That's great.
Go get him.Copy !req
46. - Get in the game.
- Okay.Copy !req
47. Come on.Copy !req
48. Attention all skiers.Copy !req
49. The Black Dog
Trail is now open.Copy !req
50. Sorry for the inconvenience.Copy !req
51. Hey.Copy !req
52. Can I bum a smoke?Copy !req
53. - I'm Parker.
- Jason.Copy !req
54. Oh cool.
My brother's name is Jason.Copy !req
55. That's awesome.Copy !req
56. Yeah, so I don't want to waste
your time or anything...Copy !req
57. because you seem like...Copy !req
58. a wicked busy guy
and everything.Copy !req
59. This is gonna sound
really stupid.Copy !req
60. It's just that my
girlfriends and I...Copy !req
61. came all the way up
from Salem State.Copy !req
62. I was kind of the dumb-ass
who said that I could pay...Copy !req
63. for all three of the tickets
on my mom's credit card.Copy !req
64. And then I left
her credit card...Copy !req
65. at the gas station.Copy !req
66. - Right.
- No, I mean...Copy !req
67. I totally have money.Copy !req
68. Just not enough for all three,
you know?Copy !req
69. - How much?
- 50?Copy !req
70. I could lose my job.Copy !req
71. No no, he's not going for it.Copy !req
72. Yes he will.
Just shut up, please.Copy !req
73. I mean he's either
gonna do that job for...Copy !req
74. what do you call it, minimal?Copy !req
75. - Minimum.
- Minimum wage,Copy !req
76. or he's gonna do it
for minimum wage...Copy !req
77. plus a little bit.Copy !req
78. I mean, I know what I'd do.Copy !req
79. She just had to come
skiing today, huh?Copy !req
80. You said you wouldn't mind.Copy !req
81. I don't. I don't mind.
I don't mind at all.Copy !req
82. I'm just saying we
haven't seen you...Copy !req
83. at Fezzywigs for
a $1 pitcher...Copy !req
84. since last semester
and you don't...Copy !req
85. show up for Monday
Night Football.Copy !req
86. I watched football
at your house last week.Copy !req
87. Dan, 10 minutes.
Football games...Copy !req
88. are more than 10 minutes.Copy !req
89. They're like lots
of 10 minuteses,Copy !req
90. you know?Copy !req
91. I have a girlfriend now.Copy !req
92. I don't know what you want
me to do about it.Copy !req
93. - I'm sorry.
- You know what? It's fine.Copy !req
94. I'm... I'm just
just saying thatCopy !req
95. Mt. Holliston was
kind of our thing.Copy !req
96. And she can't even ride
so it's a little weird.Copy !req
97. - She's getting better.
- Yeah yeah.Copy !req
98. Now I feel like a dick.Copy !req
99. I mean, if you had
a problem with this,Copy !req
100. you've got to say something.Copy !req
101. No no, it's not a problem.
Just forget I said anything.Copy !req
102. I'm sorry.Copy !req
103. Attention all skiers.Copy !req
104. Mt. Holliston will be open
next Friday through Sunday.Copy !req
105. Get your tickets now
to avoid waiting in line.Copy !req
106. Okay.Copy !req
107. I think you did great.
I'm proud of you, Parker.Copy !req
108. - I did good, right?
- You did well.Copy !req
109. So where's my change?Copy !req
110. Um, there isn't any.Copy !req
111. You just gave
him the full 100?Copy !req
112. Well, yeah.
He wasn't gonna do it for 50.Copy !req
113. Okay, so what happened to...Copy !req
114. the numbers
between 50 and 100?Copy !req
115. Like, say, 51...Copy !req
116. or 75 even?Copy !req
117. Dan, you gave me two 50s.Copy !req
118. Was I supposed to
ask for change?Copy !req
119. I would have asked for change.Copy !req
120. I mean, it's still way cheaper...Copy !req
121. than paying for
tickets, right?Copy !req
122. I definitely would have
asked for change.Copy !req
123. Hey.Copy !req
124. Girlfriends?Copy !req
125. What's up?Copy !req
126. Look at these chumps paying...Copy !req
127. top dollar for
their lift tickets.Copy !req
128. - Whoo-hoo!
- Not us, though.Copy !req
129. Thanks to you, babe.Copy !req
130. Oh, now I'm babe.Copy !req
131. You never call me pet names.Copy !req
132. - I'm not a pet name guy.
- Hmm.Copy !req
133. He calls me Parker.Copy !req
134. - That's your name.
- I know.Copy !req
135. But you're supposed to...Copy !req
136. call me something
affectionate...Copy !req
137. like honey or sweetie.Copy !req
138. You know, I hooked up
with a girl last semester...Copy !req
139. that called me my
last name in bed.Copy !req
140. It was weird.Copy !req
141. She was all like, 'Oh, Lynch,
your hair's so soft.Copy !req
142. Do me harder, Lynch.'Copy !req
143. It was like throwing
it to Dan over here.Copy !req
144. Yeah, I could call you O'Neil.Copy !req
145. You don't touch
my face enough either.Copy !req
146. Third wheel.Copy !req
147. - Watch it, Lynch.
- Hey, I'm not dating you.Copy !req
148. You don't get to
make my life suck.Copy !req
149. - Whoa! No no no.
- Whoa.Copy !req
150. No one ever said anything...Copy !req
151. about you making my life suck.Copy !req
152. - Uh-huh.
- Sweetie.Copy !req
153. Aw.Copy !req
154. So Dan tells me you're getting
a little better on that board.Copy !req
155. Well, I don't know about that.Copy !req
156. Last time I did pretty
good, didn't I?Copy !req
157. Yeah.
Yeah, you're getting better.Copy !req
158. You fall on your
ass snowboarding.Copy !req
159. The first few times
you fall on your ass.Copy !req
160. After that it's easy.
It's like riding a bike.Copy !req
161. Just tell me, when
are you gonna...Copy !req
162. get rid of those goddamn skis?Copy !req
163. - Come on.
- What?Copy !req
164. I mean, snowboards are just
too emo for me.Copy !req
165. Those things are a fad.
In 10 years they'll be gone.Copy !req
166. Yeah, that's what
they said about rap.Copy !req
167. That's true.Copy !req
168. Can you guys smell
that fresh mountain air?Copy !req
169. It smells a bit like...Copy !req
170. cancer.Copy !req
171. You know what?
I am so sick of potheads...Copy !req
172. giving me shit
about smoking butts.Copy !req
173. - At least pot does
something for you.Copy !req
174. Oh.Copy !req
175. Yes, cigarettes
are just gross,Copy !req
176. especially in the cold.Copy !req
177. They stick to you.
You smell like...Copy !req
178. an ashtray,
an old man's used floss.Copy !req
179. Old man's... where
the hell do you...Copy !req
180. come up with this stuff?Copy !req
181. Okay, have you ever
smelled your floss?Copy !req
182. No, I have never
smelled my own floss.Copy !req
183. - Never. Not once.Copy !req
184. Well, it's nasty. It is nasty.Copy !req
185. - Why am I friends with you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
186. Here, give me a drag.Copy !req
187. Do you guys know
when we're gonna get back?Copy !req
188. 'Cause I've got like two weeks
worth of chapters to read.Copy !req
189. Oh come on.
She broke the first rule.Copy !req
190. - Parker, you broke
the first rule.Copy !req
191. What?Copy !req
192. You can't talk about
real life shit...Copy !req
193. while we're up here.Copy !req
194. The whole point of being here...Copy !req
195. is to forget about
all that shit,Copy !req
196. - relax, enjoy ourselves.
- Okay.Copy !req
197. Deal with that shit
when you get home.Copy !req
198. Okay, but I've got...Copy !req
199. Okay, what asshole couldn't
get on the chair right?Copy !req
200. - What the hell, right?
- Dude.Copy !req
201. Oh, that's good.
Yell more.Copy !req
202. - Hello!
- Having fun up there?Copy !req
203. Parker, it's okay.Copy !req
204. Is someone afraid of heights?Copy !req
205. - No.
- No?Copy !req
206. So it doesn't bother you
when I do this?Copy !req
207. - Quit it!
- Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
208. Stop.Copy !req
209. Sorry.Copy !req
210. Honey, crazy thing.Copy !req
211. Only one of these things
has ever fallen off...Copy !req
212. a chairlift thing before.Copy !req
213. Okay,
points for calling me honey.Copy !req
214. But you just made
that statistic up.Copy !req
215. Yeah, and statistics
don't work...Copy !req
216. on smokers.Copy !req
217. Come on, man.
We paid good money to ride.Copy !req
218. Let's go!Copy !req
219. Actually, I paid good money.Copy !req
220. Actually, I'm
gonna pay you back,Copy !req
221. so it's like the same thing.Copy !req
222. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
223. What, do you want it now?Copy !req
224. All right, that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
225. Whoo!
You guys ready?Copy !req
226. - Why do I have
to wear a helmet?Copy !req
227. Safety first.Copy !req
228. But you guys aren't
wearing helmets.Copy !req
229. Only kids wear helmets.Copy !req
230. That's 'cause they're
still learning,Copy !req
231. like you.Copy !req
232. Here, I'm not
arguing about this.Copy !req
233. Just put it on. Here.Copy !req
234. No, Dan, I don't want...Copy !req
235. Look, even the pro
guys wear helmets.Copy !req
236. Nobody makes fun of them.Copy !req
237. Aw.Copy !req
238. You guys are just doing this
to make fun of me.Copy !req
239. No, huh-uh.Copy !req
240. Oh yeah, sure.Copy !req
241. No, I think chicks
in helmets are hot.Copy !req
242. - Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
243. - Need a little help?
- You think?Copy !req
244. Yeah, looks like your bindings
are a little loose.Copy !req
245. come on, I'll get you up.
come on.Copy !req
246. There you go.Copy !req
247. I'll just tighten
these up for you.Copy !req
248. - Thanks.
- No problem.Copy !req
249. Aw.Copy !req
250. Look at Lynch.Copy !req
251. Yeah, look at him.
He's a chick magnet.Copy !req
252. - These all right?
- Yeah, that's a lot better.Copy !req
253. - What the hell
are you doing, man?Copy !req
254. What's your problem?Copy !req
255. - I'm trying to help her.
- Ryan!Copy !req
256. - He had his hands
all over you.Copy !req
257. No he didn't. I can
take care of myself.Copy !req
258. Just go, okay?
I'll be there in a second.Copy !req
259. I am so sorry about that.Copy !req
260. He can be such an
asshole sometimes.Copy !req
261. I was seriously just
trying to help.Copy !req
262. I mean, I don't know
if I can compete...Copy !req
263. with a catch like that.Copy !req
264. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
265. Well, thank you for your help.Copy !req
266. I'm really sorry about that.Copy !req
267. - I'm Shannon, by the way.
- Joe.Copy !req
268. Shannon, come on.Copy !req
269. Well, it was really
nice to meet you.Copy !req
270. - Yeah, you too.
- I've got to go.Copy !req
271. - Good luck with that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. I was like a second away
from kicking that guy's ass.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I know you were, Lynch.Copy !req
274. Don't worry about it.
He's a douchebag.Copy !req
275. Seriously, that guy
was such a dick.Copy !req
276. Why don't we talk
about how tough...Copy !req
277. you guys are at the bottom?Copy !req
278. I'm tough.Copy !req
279. I know you are, baby.Copy !req
280. Come here.Copy !req
281. Whoo!Copy !req
282. to my questions? ¶...Copy !req
283. of this is really
worth it ¶...Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. Oh, she told you that?Copy !req
286. Yeah, we'll go to
Okemo, Killington.Copy !req
287. We'll just go up north.Copy !req
288. - We'll get away for a while.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
289. - Christmas, you and me.
- Deal.Copy !req
290. Listen, it's not
like out West where,Copy !req
291. you know, it's
like a commercial.Copy !req
292. You've got to ride
three lifts to get to...Copy !req
293. the top, it's like
perfect powder.Copy !req
294. Let's be honest,
it's not gonna be like that.Copy !req
295. Yeah, well, speaking
of good skiing,Copy !req
296. riding the bunny hill
has been fun all day,Copy !req
297. but, you know, I think
I'd like to do...Copy !req
298. an actual run before
we leave tonight.Copy !req
299. Look, if you want to
go off on your own,Copy !req
300. you don't have to hang
out with us all day.Copy !req
301. No no, it's fine.
I'm just sayingCopy !req
302. I'd like to step it
up at some point.Copy !req
303. You know, it's been
amazing watchingCopy !req
304. Parker fall on
her ass all day,Copy !req
305. but, you know,
it'd be cool to...Copy !req
306. do some real skiing.Copy !req
307. I think I've had enough
skiing for today anyway.Copy !req
308. So I can just stay
here at the lodge...Copy !req
309. if you guys want to do more.Copy !req
310. I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
311. That's not what I meant.
I don't know what I meant.Copy !req
312. I told you I didn't...
I didn't have to come.Copy !req
313. No no no, Parker,
I didn't not want you to come.Copy !req
314. No, he was the one
who suggested...Copy !req
315. you come in the first place.Copy !req
316. Okay okay.Copy !req
317. The last thing I want
to do is intrude on guy time.Copy !req
318. I will not be offended.Copy !req
319. I have a lot of
things I can do here.Copy !req
320. Actually, why don't
you give me the key...Copy !req
321. and I'll go check my messages?Copy !req
322. Not to the locker, no.
You're gonna...Copy !req
323. come sit down for a second.
Come here.Copy !req
324. All you're gonna
get is a bunch...Copy !req
325. of messages from your mom...Copy !req
326. complaining about this,
complaining about that.Copy !req
327. No, I'm not gonna
give you the key.Copy !req
328. I'm sorry if I ruined
skiing for you today.Copy !req
329. You didn't.
Honestly, you didn't at all.Copy !req
330. You missed the whole part of...Copy !req
331. the conversation before
you walked up...Copy !req
332. where I was
saying, like, um...Copy !req
333. what was I saying?Copy !req
334. I was saying, like,Copy !req
335. 'Dude, this has
been really cool.Copy !req
336. I'm glad that we sort of had
this chance...Copy !req
337. to bond as a threesome.'Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. No, I mean, I've seen you
fall a couple times today.Copy !req
340. But Dan, I mean, I think...Copy !req
341. it took him maybe
three months...Copy !req
342. before he could even
stand on that...Copy !req
343. thing without looking
like a total idiot.Copy !req
344. No offense, buddy.
Just the truth.Copy !req
345. Joe.Copy !req
346. I will catch up with you guys.Copy !req
347. - Hey. Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
348. I just... I wanted
to apologize again.Copy !req
349. Yeah, it's no big deal.Copy !req
350. He's just lucky
he didn't make me mad.Copy !req
351. I only look half your
boyfriend's size.Copy !req
352. Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
353. We're, you know, trying to...Copy !req
354. still be friends
and everything.Copy !req
355. But as you can see,Copy !req
356. it's not really
gonna work out.Copy !req
357. No way.Copy !req
358. A group of us all agreed
to go skiing this weekend.Copy !req
359. Well, whatever. It's
this whole story...Copy !req
360. and I don't want
to hold you up.Copy !req
361. But that was just
really embarrassing...Copy !req
362. and I just wanted
to say sorry.Copy !req
363. That's no problem.Copy !req
364. Um, are you gonna be here
next weekend?Copy !req
365. Yeah yeah, probably.Copy !req
366. My roommate and I
come up like everyCopy !req
367. Sunday, so maybe
I'll see you around.Copy !req
368. That would be a nice time.Copy !req
369. - Okay.
- I guess I'll see you then.Copy !req
370. - Great. Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
371. Come on.
You know what?Copy !req
372. Can I just get your
number so I know...Copy !req
373. how to catch up with you?Copy !req
374. Yeah. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
375. Shit, I don't
ski with a phone.Copy !req
376. You have a pen?Copy !req
377. I don't ski with a pen.
Sorry.Copy !req
378. All right, you know what?
Just shoot.Copy !req
379. I've got a pretty good memory.Copy !req
380. I've only smoked pot
like 500 times...Copy !req
381. so I'm good.Copy !req
382. How can they afford
to close early?Copy !req
383. You're only open three days
out of the week, man.Copy !req
384. Why don't you write a letter?Copy !req
385. Why don't you give me
my money back?Copy !req
386. What money?Copy !req
387. We're only had,
like, four runs.Copy !req
388. - Can you give us
a break, please?Copy !req
389. 830.Copy !req
390. - What?
- Just remember 830.Copy !req
391. - Just one more time, please?
- Sorry.Copy !req
392. I'd give you more money
but I gave it all to you.Copy !req
393. Hey, you got a pen?Copy !req
394. It's not about the money.
We got weather coming in.Copy !req
395. We're trying to
Clear the mountain.Copy !req
396. There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
397. Okay, what if we
run straight down?Copy !req
398. Like the quickest run ever?Copy !req
399. We'll be, like, wicked fast.Copy !req
400. We gave you 100 bucks.Copy !req
401. Come on.Copy !req
402. Please?Copy !req
403. - Hurry.
- Like I said, wicked fast.Copy !req
404. - Like the wind.
- 7860.Copy !req
405. Seriously, for 100
bucks you'd figure...Copy !req
406. the guy would cut
us some slack.Copy !req
407. No shit.Copy !req
408. I thought they were open
till 10:00 on Sundays.Copy !req
409. What ever happened
to night skiing?Copy !req
410. Wachusett's got night skiing.
Should have gone there.Copy !req
411. It's kind of like Quash Hill,
just not as lame.Copy !req
412. Do you remember
the numbers I told you?Copy !req
413. 830.Copy !req
414. Look at you, Lynch.
You got her number.Copy !req
415. What did He-Man
have to say about that?Copy !req
416. That guy? Who cares?
Steroids shrink your dick.Copy !req
417. Oh shit, what are my numbers?Copy !req
418. 7860.Copy !req
419. Parker, will you
remember that, 7860?Copy !req
420. Nope.Copy !req
421. - Early night, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
422. Pendergraph wants to see you
in his office.Copy !req
423. Something about the schedule
next weekend.Copy !req
424. - I'm not working
next weekend.Copy !req
425. Well, that's what you thought.Copy !req
426. Come on, Rifkin,Copy !req
427. it's my brother's
bachelor party.Copy !req
428. I put in for it
two months ago.Copy !req
429. Go talk to the boss.
He's packing up.Copy !req
430. I'm the best man.Copy !req
431. Ready to shut down?Copy !req
432. There's three more
on the way down.Copy !req
433. Wait for them
and it's all set.Copy !req
434. I am not waiting
till we get back...Copy !req
435. to campus to eat.Copy !req
436. I am starving.Copy !req
437. Why didn't you just eat
some of that pizza?Copy !req
438. Oh, you mean the cardboard...Copy !req
439. with tomato sauce
you guys ate?Copy !req
440. That's not pizza.Copy !req
441. That's like rolle
r-skating-rink-...Copy !req
442. birthday-party pizza. No.Copy !req
443. There's a Papa Gino's
in the way back.Copy !req
444. It's like 15 minutes
down the mountain.Copy !req
445. Sweet.Copy !req
446. I may eat a whole real pizza
myself, thank you.Copy !req
447. Whoa, look at those guys.Copy !req
448. We are definitely hitting
that jump this time.Copy !req
449. Last run, got to
make it count.Copy !req
450. Hey, Sullivan, hey.Copy !req
451. Hey, man, do me a solid.Copy !req
452. I've got to take a piss
so bad I can taste it.Copy !req
453. - What? What?Copy !req
454. I'll just be gone
for two minutes.Copy !req
455. Asshole.Copy !req
456. - Jesus.
- It's just the wind, Parker.Copy !req
457. Don't you mean baby?Copy !req
458. Last chair is through.Copy !req
459. All set down here.Copy !req
460. Let's go home.Copy !req
461. Oh, come on.Copy !req
462. It's freakin' cold up here!Copy !req
463. We don't have time for this.
Thank you.Copy !req
464. Anyone know any good jokes?Copy !req
465. Uh...Copy !req
466. what did the 14-year-old girl
from New Hampshire...Copy !req
467. say to her dad
when she lost her virginity?Copy !req
468. Get off me,
you're crushing my Marlboros.Copy !req
469. Yup.Copy !req
470. What do you think the worst
way to die would be?Copy !req
471. That's not morbid.Copy !req
472. Yeah, seriously,
that's kind of spooky, Dan.Copy !req
473. See, I think being
eaten by a shark,Copy !req
474. that would be the
worst way to go.Copy !req
475. Not like one of those surfers
who gets attacked from below.Copy !req
476. You know, never
sees it coming.Copy !req
477. Like the poster for 'Jaws.'Copy !req
478. The chick on the 'Jaws'
poster was hot.Copy !req
479. She was?Copy !req
480. I don't know. She was naked
and naked chicks are hot.Copy !req
481. What if you actually saw
the fin coming towards you?Copy !req
482. That'd be worse
than being eaten,Copy !req
483. I think.Copy !req
484. I mean, knowing this
giant animal...Copy !req
485. is coming at you...Copy !req
486. and it's gonna eat you alive.Copy !req
487. Did you ever see the video,
by the way,Copy !req
488. of that great white
that's jumping out...Copy !req
489. of the water and
eating the seal?Copy !req
490. Yeah, that's why I
only swim in pools.Copy !req
491. I think burning would be
the worst way to go.Copy !req
492. Well, yes and no.Copy !req
493. I mean, most people
die of smoke...Copy !req
494. inhalation before fire
even touches them.Copy !req
495. It's a fact.Copy !req
496. I remember watching TV
for three days straight...Copy !req
497. after 9/11.Copy !req
498. The footage they
showed of those...Copy !req
499. people leaping off
the Trade Center.Copy !req
500. Can you imagine how bad
it must have been inside...Copy !req
501. to know that jumping
would have...Copy !req
502. been the better way out?Copy !req
503. Yeah, but they say
that when you jump...Copy !req
504. from that height
your heart stops.Copy !req
505. You don't feel it
when you hit the ground.Copy !req
506. Okay then, Lynch,
what is the worst way to die?Copy !req
507. - What?
- Oh no no no.Copy !req
508. You have an answer
for everything.Copy !req
509. What is your biggest fear?Copy !req
510. That's easy.
The sarlacc pit.Copy !req
511. I'm sorry, the what?Copy !req
512. The sarlacc pit
from 'Return of the Jedi.'Copy !req
513. Uh, hello. Being
slowly digested...Copy !req
514. over 1000 years...Copy !req
515. worst death ever.Copy !req
516. 'Dan, why don't I ever
have a girlfriend?Copy !req
517. Why?'Copy !req
518. Hey, shut up.Copy !req
519. Why hasn't the
chair started again?Copy !req
520. Just give it a minute.Copy !req
521. This is nothing, man.Copy !req
522. At Stowe last year,
me and Sullet...Copy !req
523. were stranded for
like 25 minutes.Copy !req
524. This big chick fell at the top
and twisted her leg, you know?Copy !req
525. And I was like, fine, people.Copy !req
526. Just hoist her
off to the side.Copy !req
527. Keep the line moving.
But no, they had to stop,Copy !req
528. celebrate it right there.Copy !req
529. We all had to stay
on the lift...Copy !req
530. and freeze our asses off.Copy !req
531. Honestly, by the end
of it I couldn't...Copy !req
532. feel my fingers.Copy !req
533. What? Come on.Copy !req
534. Oh, come on now.Copy !req
535. Man, this is so messed up.Copy !req
536. - Are you kidding me?
- Dan.Copy !req
537. I kind of just shat my
pants a little bit.Copy !req
538. I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
539. Hey!Copy !req
540. Turn the goddamn lights on!Copy !req
541. They forgot that
we're up here.Copy !req
542. No one knows we're up here.Copy !req
543. They didn't forget
that we're up here, okay?Copy !req
544. There's cameras
all over the place.Copy !req
545. - Hello!
- Hey!Copy !req
546. Assholes, start the chair!
We're freezing!Copy !req
547. Oh my God.Copy !req
548. What if they can't
get the chair moving?Copy !req
549. What if... what if
everyone went home?Copy !req
550. Hey hey, you know
what you need to do?Copy !req
551. You need to stop, okay?Copy !req
552. You're just scaring
the shit out of me.Copy !req
553. By the way, remind me to knock...Copy !req
554. the shit out of
that chairlift guy.Copy !req
555. What exactly did
you say to him?Copy !req
556. What? Nothing.
I didn't say anything to him.Copy !req
557. Well, you clearly
pissed him off...Copy !req
558. enough to do this.Copy !req
559. Look, he knows we're up here.Copy !req
560. Then why are the
lights off, Dan?Copy !req
561. Is that part of their policy?Copy !req
562. Turn off the lights
and scare the customers?Copy !req
563. I don't know.Copy !req
564. Maybe it's a power outage
or something, okay?Copy !req
565. That stuff happens
all the time.Copy !req
566. They didn't go home.
That's retarded.Copy !req
567. This is so messed up.Copy !req
568. I mean, worst-case scenario...Copy !req
569. they send up a ladder
or something, right?Copy !req
570. Worst case I could just jump.Copy !req
571. I've done that before.Copy !req
572. It's not so bad.Copy !req
573. We have to get
off these chairs.Copy !req
574. We can't stay up
in this chair.Copy !req
575. Why isn't the goddamn chair
moving, Dan?Copy !req
576. You acting all psycho
is not gonna...Copy !req
577. make the chair
move along, okay?Copy !req
578. All right?Copy !req
579. Please don't yell at me.Copy !req
580. I didn't mean to yell.Copy !req
581. This shit happens
all the time though, okay?Copy !req
582. I mean, they can't just leave
people up on chairs.Copy !req
583. You know the kind of lawsuit
that they would have?Copy !req
584. What other people?Copy !req
585. There wasn't anybody
in front of us.Copy !req
586. They're not gonna leave us
up here all night.Copy !req
587. That's all I'm saying.Copy !req
588. It's Sunday.Copy !req
589. It's fucking Sunday...Copy !req
590. and they're not open
again till Friday.Copy !req
591. We're gonna be stuck
here all week.Copy !req
592. Oh God.Copy !req
593. We're not gonna
be stuck up here.Copy !req
594. Parker.
Parker, look at me.Copy !req
595. Come on, there is no
way a ski resort...Copy !req
596. would let that happen,Copy !req
597. no matter how shitty
they are, okay?Copy !req
598. Hello!Copy !req
599. Somebody help us, please!Copy !req
600. - Somebody! Hello!
- Hey hey hey.Copy !req
601. - Come on, it's all right.
- Somebody!Copy !req
602. Shh.
Come on, it's okay.Copy !req
603. They're gonna turn
the power on in a minute.Copy !req
604. We're all gonna be...Copy !req
605. laughing about
this. Seriously.Copy !req
606. I have to pee.Copy !req
607. I have to pee wicked bad.Copy !req
608. Yeah, that makes two of us.Copy !req
609. Ew, Lynch.Copy !req
610. If you pull your junk out
in front of me, I might puke.Copy !req
611. Well, what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
612. I've got to go.Copy !req
613. How am I supposed to go?Copy !req
614. I don't know. Just, you know,
lift this up and bend down.Copy !req
615. Are you crazy?
Put the bar down.Copy !req
616. It's just a safety bar, okay?
It doesn't really do anything.Copy !req
617. Well, I like the safety
bar and I like it...Copy !req
618. down where it's
supposed to be.Copy !req
619. Well, how are you gonna piss?Copy !req
620. - I can hold it.
- For a week?Copy !req
621. What? She's the one saying...Copy !req
622. we're gonna be
here for a week.Copy !req
623. I can hold it.Copy !req
624. Well, I can't.
I'm pissing.Copy !req
625. Ew, that is so gross, Lynch.Copy !req
626. Well, too bad, okay?Copy !req
627. Make me wait up here...Copy !req
628. in this below
freezing weather...Copy !req
629. while I wait for
this Fisher-Price...Copy !req
630. lift to work.Copy !req
631. Ah.Copy !req
632. Oh shit.Copy !req
633. Hey!
We're up here!Copy !req
634. Hello!Copy !req
635. - Somebody help us!
- Somebody!Copy !req
636. - Put the bar down, Joe.
- Help!Copy !req
637. Put the goddamn bar down, Joe!Copy !req
638. God, it feels like a needle.Copy !req
639. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
640. What did I tell you guys?Copy !req
641. Hello!Copy !req
642. - Hey!
- Hey, we're over here!Copy !req
643. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
644. Up here!Copy !req
645. - Whoo-hoo!
- Help us!Copy !req
646. Help us!Copy !req
647. Cody, this is base.Copy !req
648. Why is he stopping?Copy !req
649. He's gonna help us.
He sees us.Copy !req
650. Go for Cody.Copy !req
651. Hey man, where you at?Copy !req
652. I'm cutting over to Pinewood
to pick up Barnes.Copy !req
653. No, man, Barnes just landed.
The mountain is clear.Copy !req
654. Come back to base so we can
get the hell out of here.Copy !req
655. Copy that.Copy !req
656. Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
657. - Hey! Hey!
- Where's he going?Copy !req
658. - What is he doing?
- Where is he going?Copy !req
659. - Up here!
- We're up here!Copy !req
660. - Hey!
- Come on.Copy !req
661. Up here.Copy !req
662. Hey!Copy !req
663. - Hey!
- Please don't leave us!Copy !req
664. - Look up!
- No!Copy !req
665. - Come back! Stop!
- Hey!Copy !req
666. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
667. Hey, come back!Copy !req
668. Come back. We're here.Copy !req
669. No. No.Copy !req
670. My face is burning.Copy !req
671. Power's coming back on.Copy !req
672. - No it isn't.
- It has to.Copy !req
673. Does anybody know
what time it is?Copy !req
674. Hold on. Let me just
run back to the locker.Copy !req
675. I'll check my
phone real quick.Copy !req
676. Okay,Copy !req
677. top three breakfast cereals
of all time.Copy !req
678. Go.Copy !req
679. Okay, I'll go first.Copy !req
680. Uh, crunch Berries.Copy !req
681. - Stop.
- Cinnamon Toast crunch.Copy !req
682. Please stop.Copy !req
683. And I'm gonna go out
on a limb and sayCopy !req
684. Lucky charms
pre purple horseshoes.Copy !req
685. Is it just me or is
it really weird...Copy !req
686. eating purple horseshoes?Copy !req
687. Everybody went home.Copy !req
688. They left us up here.Copy !req
689. Top three
celebrities you'd do.Copy !req
690. Go.Copy !req
691. Somebody needs to jump.Copy !req
692. If we're up here all week
we're gonna die.Copy !req
693. Hey. Shh.Copy !req
694. Hey.Copy !req
695. Shh shh.Copy !req
696. - It's okay.Copy !req
697. I don't want to
die up here, Dan.Copy !req
698. No no no.
Hey, you're not gonna die.Copy !req
699. I promise I won't let you die.Copy !req
700. Okay?Copy !req
701. I'm so...Copy !req
702. I'm so scared.Copy !req
703. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
704. Oh my God.Copy !req
705. Hey, guys.Copy !req
706. What was the best Christmas
present you guys ever got?Copy !req
707. Shaina my puppy.Copy !req
708. Hey, Dan?Copy !req
709. No? Okay.Copy !req
710. I guess it's my turn.Copy !req
711. My skis.
You get it?Copy !req
712. - Oh shit.
- Oh! Shit.Copy !req
713. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
714. Look at me.
Look at me.Copy !req
715. Look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
716. Your face is...Copy !req
717. it's really red.
I think you got frostbite.Copy !req
718. No, you can't get
frostbite that fast.Copy !req
719. We've only been up here, what?Copy !req
720. I mean, it's only been
a few hours tops.Copy !req
721. - What are you doing?
- I'm jumping.Copy !req
722. - No you're not.
- Yes I am.Copy !req
723. Even if I hurt myself
I can get myself down...Copy !req
724. and I can get us some help.Copy !req
725. It's too far, man.
You can't jump.Copy !req
726. - Do you have a better idea?
- Than jumping?Copy !req
727. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I got a better idea.Copy !req
728. We can wait till the morning.
I mean, someone's gonna come.Copy !req
729. A groomer or some shit.Copy !req
730. They're gonna groom
the mountain...Copy !req
731. when it's closed, huh?Copy !req
732. When it's not gonna be open
for another five days.Copy !req
733. - Dan, don't leave me.
- I can do this.Copy !req
734. All right, Joe's gonna
be here with you, okay?Copy !req
735. All right?
He'll take care of you.Copy !req
736. No, man, don't do this.
Walker, don't.Copy !req
737. Dan, don't leave me.
Please.Copy !req
738. Look at me.
Look at me.Copy !req
739. You're gonna be okay, baby.
You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
740. - Dan, no.
- Don't do this, man.Copy !req
741. Remember that thing I said
about having done this before?Copy !req
742. I totally lied.
I'm scared shitless.Copy !req
743. Dan! Danny!Copy !req
744. Dan, are you okay?
Say something!Copy !req
745. Oh my God.Copy !req
746. Oh my God!Copy !req
747. Danny!
Talk to me, Danny!Copy !req
748. Oh my God.Copy !req
749. - Oh my God, my legs.
- Dan!Copy !req
750. Oh my God!
Oh my God!Copy !req
751. My legs are broken!
Oh my God!Copy !req
752. Can you move, Dan?Copy !req
753. No, I can't.
I can't move.Copy !req
754. Okay, hold on.
Hold on, baby.Copy !req
755. - What are you doing?
- I've got to get down to him.Copy !req
756. Stop, you're gonna get hurt.
Calm down.Copy !req
757. No no no, stay there.Copy !req
758. Don't get off the chair.
Stay on the chair.Copy !req
759. - How bad is it?
- It's bad.Copy !req
760. It's really bad.Copy !req
761. The bone is sticking
out of my leg.Copy !req
762. Help!Copy !req
763. Help!Copy !req
764. Please help!Copy !req
765. Hey, Dan, buddy.Copy !req
766. Dan, can you move at all?Copy !req
767. No, man, it's bad.Copy !req
768. You can't slide down the hill
or anything?Copy !req
769. No, I can't slide down
the fucking hill!Copy !req
770. I'm bleeding to death, man!Copy !req
771. Okay okay.Copy !req
772. Can you stop the bleeding?Copy !req
773. - With what?
- Hold on.Copy !req
774. Here.Copy !req
775. Shit!Copy !req
776. Hey, Dan, hold on, man.Copy !req
777. Hold on.Copy !req
778. I'm gonna throw
mine down to you.Copy !req
779. Here it comes.
Ready?Copy !req
780. Can you get to it?Copy !req
781. Just feel for it, buddy.Copy !req
782. I got it.
I got it.Copy !req
783. Okay, Dan, you're
gonna have to...Copy !req
784. tie that to your legs.Copy !req
785. Tie it onto your legs
above where it's bleeding.Copy !req
786. Okay?
Like a tourniquet thing.Copy !req
787. Okay, hold on. Wait.
Here, take my coat.Copy !req
788. No, leave your coat on.
Don't take your coat off.Copy !req
789. It's okay.
I can huddle next to Lynch.Copy !req
790. - Please.
- Leave your coat on!Copy !req
791. Fuck!Copy !req
792. - Hey. Hey, Dan.
- What?Copy !req
793. Maybe I can climb
up to the cable...Copy !req
794. and get to a chair
that's closer to the ground.Copy !req
795. You've got to be careful, man.
Those cables are razor sharp.Copy !req
796. You think you can
pull yourself...Copy !req
797. across on these chairs?Copy !req
798. I can't even do a pull-up.Copy !req
799. You never even tried
to do a fucking pull-up.Copy !req
800. Your mom had to
write you a letter...Copy !req
801. so you could get
out of gym class.Copy !req
802. - Hey, Joe.
- Yeah?Copy !req
803. Remember Jenny Bluth?
Huh?Copy !req
804. Remember her?Copy !req
805. She could do a
fucking pull-up.Copy !req
806. I know, but...Copy !req
807. even if I get to that chair,Copy !req
808. how many more chairs
is it gonna take...Copy !req
809. before I get to one
that's closer to the ground?Copy !req
810. The poles.Copy !req
811. The poles, they all have
ladders on them, okay?Copy !req
812. The lift poles.Copy !req
813. You just have to find
your way to one of those.Copy !req
814. Okay.Copy !req
815. Okay, how far is that chair
away from the pole?Copy !req
816. - I don't know.
- Just give me a second.Copy !req
817. Give me a second, all right?Copy !req
818. Wait, what if you fall too?Copy !req
819. Parker, if we stay up
here we're gonna...Copy !req
820. freeze to death
and he's gonna die.Copy !req
821. Okay, Dan.Copy !req
822. Dan, I'm gonna try
and scale back...Copy !req
823. to the next chair.Copy !req
824. Baby.Copy !req
825. Baby, was that you?Copy !req
826. - What?
- Hey, shut up, Dan. Shut up.Copy !req
827. Oh my God.Copy !req
828. Oh my God.
That was a wolf.Copy !req
829. Dan, that's not a wolf, man.
That's a coyote or something.Copy !req
830. I know the sound
of a fucking wolf!Copy !req
831. - Help!
- They're scared of people.Copy !req
832. - Help me!
- Come on, relax.Copy !req
833. When was the last
time you heard...Copy !req
834. of a wolf attack
in New England?Copy !req
835. Never.
They're pussies, man.Copy !req
836. The wolves around here,
they're not even that big.Copy !req
837. Hey. Hey, listen.
It could be worse, right?Copy !req
838. How could it be worse?Copy !req
839. It could be the sarlacc pit.Copy !req
840. Hey, Parker came through
with the tension breaker, bud.Copy !req
841. Your girl's all right, Walker.Copy !req
842. - Hey, she's all right.
- Just climb.Copy !req
843. Please, please just climb.Copy !req
844. Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I'm coming.Copy !req
845. Hold on.Copy !req
846. It'll be okay, Dan.Copy !req
847. You know it's funny,
I was never...Copy !req
848. afraid of heights
until right now.Copy !req
849. - Okay, what can I do to help?
- I don't know.Copy !req
850. Just hold on to my legs.Copy !req
851. I mean, you can't stop me
from falling but it's...Copy !req
852. it's like psychological
or something.Copy !req
853. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
854. Oh shit, it's high.
It's really fucking high.Copy !req
855. - What can I do to help?Copy !req
856. Nothing. Just stop
talking, okay?Copy !req
857. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
858. Come on.Copy !req
859. Please hurry!Copy !req
860. Dan, just be quiet, okay?Copy !req
861. Oh God.Copy !req
862. Shit, it's all ice.Copy !req
863. Hey, Dan.
Dan, buddy, it's all ice.Copy !req
864. But I think if we knock it off
I can get to the top.Copy !req
865. Hold on.Copy !req
866. Shit.Copy !req
867. Oh shit.Copy !req
868. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
869. You guys!Copy !req
870. What the fuck
am I supposed to do?Copy !req
871. Get the hell away from him!Copy !req
872. Hey.
Hey, are you all right?Copy !req
873. Yeah.Copy !req
874. Yeah, I'm alive.Copy !req
875. See, I told you, man.Copy !req
876. They're more afraid of you
than you are of them. Huh?Copy !req
877. I don't know, man.
I'm pretty afraid.Copy !req
878. I know, man.
I know.Copy !req
879. I can't feel my legs anymore.Copy !req
880. That's not good, right?Copy !req
881. I mean, they
don't hurt as bad,Copy !req
882. but that's not good.Copy !req
883. No no, it's fine.
You're gonna be all right.Copy !req
884. Okay, it's probably
really really bad.Copy !req
885. We're got to move and get...Copy !req
886. Hey hey hey.
Go like this.Copy !req
887. Ow.
Ow, it's like a sunburn.Copy !req
888. - No no, I think
it's frostbite.Copy !req
889. What?Copy !req
890. Is my face changing
color anywhere?Copy !req
891. I don't know.
I can't see anything.Copy !req
892. Don't... don't touch it.
Stop.Copy !req
893. - Stop.
- But it itches now.Copy !req
894. I know, but if you
rub your face...Copy !req
895. it's gonna come off.Copy !req
896. Will you just hurry
up up there?Copy !req
897. Okay, I'm trying.
Hold on.Copy !req
898. Shit.Copy !req
899. Be careful.Copy !req
900. Okay, just don't talk.Copy !req
901. I can do this.Copy !req
902. Oh, I got you.Copy !req
903. Shit, it's slippery.Copy !req
904. Don't look down.Copy !req
905. My boots are so heavy.Copy !req
906. The cable is cutting
through my gloves.Copy !req
907. Do you got it?Copy !req
908. Oh, my hands.Copy !req
909. Oh my God.Copy !req
910. What?
What's wrong?Copy !req
911. Oh my God.
Okay.Copy !req
912. What is it? What?Copy !req
913. I got you.
I got you, you're okay.Copy !req
914. I got you.Copy !req
915. You're okay.Copy !req
916. What's wrong?Copy !req
917. - What's wrong?
- Don't look down.Copy !req
918. - What?
- Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
919. - Lynch.
- Yeah, man?Copy !req
920. Don't you let her look.Copy !req
921. - Don't you fucking
let her look.Copy !req
922. Dan!Copy !req
923. - Shh.
- Dan!Copy !req
924. No, I won't, man.Copy !req
925. Don't.Copy !req
926. Don't you let her look!Copy !req
927. Dan!Copy !req
928. Let me look.
I need to look.Copy !req
929. I need to look!Copy !req
930. No!Copy !req
931. No! Dan!Copy !req
932. Let me look!Copy !req
933. - No!
- Oh my God. Oh my God.Copy !req
934. Oh my God.Copy !req
935. Oh God.
Think about Dan.Copy !req
936. Shh shh.Copy !req
937. Don't listen to it.
Just don't listen to it.Copy !req
938. Don't listen to it.Copy !req
939. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
940. Okay.Copy !req
941. Dan!Copy !req
942. No, Dan.Copy !req
943. No!Copy !req
944. Cables cut through my gloves.Copy !req
945. My hands are wasted.Copy !req
946. Why'd you let him jump?Copy !req
947. You can't be serious.Copy !req
948. It was too far.Copy !req
949. No, he said he could do it.Copy !req
950. You didn't try to stop him.Copy !req
951. I can't believe this.
Are you trying to blame me?Copy !req
952. No.Copy !req
953. No, I'm not blaming you.Copy !req
954. I mean, you're his girlfriend.Copy !req
955. I didn't see you
trying to throw...Copy !req
956. yourself in front of him.Copy !req
957. He wasn't going
to listen to me.Copy !req
958. But he would have
listened to me?Copy !req
959. No, I said it was a bad idea.Copy !req
960. I said it was too far a drop.Copy !req
961. I didn't hear any
ideas from you...Copy !req
962. except for crying about it.Copy !req
963. Don't you fucking blame me.Copy !req
964. You've been his
girlfriend for what,Copy !req
965. a year?Copy !req
966. Maybe?Copy !req
967. I've known him
my entire fucking life.Copy !req
968. You should've...Copy !req
969. - you should've...
- What?Copy !req
970. Say it!Copy !req
971. It should've been me.Copy !req
972. - No.
- That's what you want to say.Copy !req
973. No, that's...
that's not what I said.Copy !req
974. It's okay. I get it.
I get it.Copy !req
975. It should have been me
down there, right?Copy !req
976. 'Cause who gives
a fuck about me?Copy !req
977. No.Copy !req
978. You know what?Copy !req
979. If we hadn't spent
the entire day...Copy !req
980. on the fucking bunny hill...Copy !req
981. watching you fall
on your ass...Copy !req
982. we would have done some runs
and we could have gone home.Copy !req
983. I'm sorry.Copy !req
984. Or maybe if you hadn't
fucked with our thing.Copy !req
985. Maybe if you had
just stayed home...Copy !req
986. and not tried to
force yourself...Copy !req
987. into every little
aspect of his life...Copy !req
988. my best friend
wouldn't be dead right now.Copy !req
989. That's...Copy !req
990. not fair.Copy !req
991. That's not fair.Copy !req
992. It's not fair
that my best friend is dead.Copy !req
993. He's not coming back.
He's gone.Copy !req
994. - I'm sorry.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
995. I'm sorry.Copy !req
996. I'm sorry.Copy !req
997. I'm so sorry, Lynch.Copy !req
998. Please.Copy !req
999. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1000. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1001. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it, okay?Copy !req
1002. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1003. 830.Copy !req
1004. Oh shit.Copy !req
1005. What were my numbers?Copy !req
1006. - 786...
- 7860.Copy !req
1007. 830-7860.Copy !req
1008. Yeah.Copy !req
1009. I'm so gonna call that girl
when I get back.Copy !req
1010. You know what?Copy !req
1011. I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
No messing around.Copy !req
1012. I'm just gonna call
her and I'm gonna...Copy !req
1013. be like, 'Hey, Shannon.Copy !req
1014. It's Joe from the chairlift.
Will you marry me?'Copy !req
1015. We'll get a house,
have two kids...Copy !req
1016. and a dog named Steve.Copy !req
1017. - Who's gonna pay
for the house?Copy !req
1018. She will.Copy !req
1019. She's got a great job.Copy !req
1020. What does she do?Copy !req
1021. Orthodontist.Copy !req
1022. Orthodontists make
a lot of money.Copy !req
1023. Yeah.Copy !req
1024. Well, I'm sure the two of you
will be really happy.Copy !req
1025. 830-7860.Copy !req
1026. Who names their dog Steve?Copy !req
1027. I will.Copy !req
1028. Steve's a people name.Copy !req
1029. Says who?Copy !req
1030. You don't, like,
go to someone's house...Copy !req
1031. and have them say,
'Here, meet my dog Steve.'Copy !req
1032. Why not?Copy !req
1033. I think Steve's a
good name for a dog.Copy !req
1034. Here, meet my cat Chris.Copy !req
1035. No cat.Copy !req
1036. Just a dog...
Steve.Copy !req
1037. Shaina must be so hungry.Copy !req
1038. What kind of pizza
should we get?Copy !req
1039. The poor thing.Copy !req
1040. She's just a puppy.Copy !req
1041. She's not gonna understand
that I died.Copy !req
1042. She's gonna think that I left,Copy !req
1043. that I forgot about her.Copy !req
1044. She's probably waiting...Copy !req
1045. by the front door right now.Copy !req
1046. At every little noise
that she hears...Copy !req
1047. in the hallway,Copy !req
1048. she's probably
cocking her little head...Copy !req
1049. to the side...Copy !req
1050. wondering when
I'm gonna come in.Copy !req
1051. But I won't.Copy !req
1052. I won't come in.Copy !req
1053. And she's gonna...
she's gonna starve to death.Copy !req
1054. She's gonna starve to death...Copy !req
1055. waiting for me to come in.Copy !req
1056. It's all my fault.Copy !req
1057. She's not gonna
starve to death.Copy !req
1058. You're not gonna die, Parker.Copy !req
1059. I'm the only one with a key
to my apartment, though.Copy !req
1060. Yeah, I know, but
the neighbors...Copy !req
1061. will kick the door down...Copy !req
1062. if she doesn't stop barking.Copy !req
1063. Someone will figure it out.Copy !req
1064. She'll be just fine.Copy !req
1065. So will you.Copy !req
1066. So will we.Copy !req
1067. I just want to see my mom.Copy !req
1068. And my dad.Copy !req
1069. Ah!Copy !req
1070. I thought I was dreaming.Copy !req
1071. I thought I was dreaming this.Copy !req
1072. - You okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
1073. Your frostbite is
getting worse.Copy !req
1074. - Really? How bad...
- Don't touch it. It's bad.Copy !req
1075. It doesn't itch
as much anymore.Copy !req
1076. Okay, don't touch
your face though.Copy !req
1077. When we get out of here
I'm gonna get you to a doctor.Copy !req
1078. - They'll fix it right away.
- You have...Copy !req
1079. You have red marks
on your face too.Copy !req
1080. They'll fix me up too.Copy !req
1081. Don't. Don't.
Don't touch it. It's bad.Copy !req
1082. Well, it's the morning.Copy !req
1083. Maybe someone
will come up now.Copy !req
1084. For what?Copy !req
1085. Mountain maintenance.
I don't know.Copy !req
1086. Besides, if we don't
show up for class...Copy !req
1087. people will start
looking for us.Copy !req
1088. No one knows we're here.Copy !req
1089. I didn't tell anyone
I was coming.Copy !req
1090. Help!Copy !req
1091. We need help!Copy !req
1092. If I can get to that pole
I can climb down the ladder.Copy !req
1093. How are you gonna climb
with your hands like that?Copy !req
1094. We won't make it
another night.Copy !req
1095. Are you sure you
don't want to...Copy !req
1096. wait a few hours?Copy !req
1097. I mean, maybe you're right.Copy !req
1098. Maybe someone's
coming in today.Copy !req
1099. The sun feels good.Copy !req
1100. First we're freezing,
now we're gonna get sunburned.Copy !req
1101. Be careful what you
wish for, right?Copy !req
1102. How come you
never have a girlfriend?Copy !req
1103. How am I supposed
to answer that?Copy !req
1104. I just mean you're
a decent guy.Copy !req
1105. And chicks dig you.Copy !req
1106. But you never
have a relationship.Copy !req
1107. I had a serious
girlfriend once.Copy !req
1108. - High school doesn't count.
- No.Copy !req
1109. No, post high school.
Freshman year.Copy !req
1110. Who?Copy !req
1111. This girl Annie.Copy !req
1112. We met at freshman
orientation.Copy !req
1113. We emailed each other
during the summer.Copy !req
1114. When we got back to school
it was like we were dating.Copy !req
1115. Oh.Copy !req
1116. I just really felt it
with her, you know?Copy !req
1117. We were into the same stuff,
which was cool.Copy !req
1118. She was way into Aerosmith.Copy !req
1119. I'd seen 'em five times.
She'd seem 'em eight.Copy !req
1120. What happened?Copy !req
1121. She, uh...Copy !req
1122. had the same favorite
movie as me... ET.Copy !req
1123. It was like soulmates,
that shit you read about.Copy !req
1124. So what happened?Copy !req
1125. Same old shit.Copy !req
1126. No.Copy !req
1127. You know what happened?
She...Copy !req
1128. she liked another guy.Copy !req
1129. This fraternity douchebag
named Dean.Copy !req
1130. She dumped you for a frat guy?Copy !req
1131. No.Copy !req
1132. No, I dumped her.Copy !req
1133. We were in the
cafeteria, right?Copy !req
1134. You know, we were
having lunch,Copy !req
1135. facing each other.Copy !req
1136. I was facing the
wall and she was...Copy !req
1137. facing everybody behind me.Copy !req
1138. And I kept seeing her, like,Copy !req
1139. you know, looking at somebody.Copy !req
1140. You know, like
kind of laughing.Copy !req
1141. And I was just like,
you know,Copy !req
1142. 'What's so funny?' You know?Copy !req
1143. And, you know, like,
'What the hell is going on?'Copy !req
1144. And she said...Copy !req
1145. she said,
'Dean's making fun of you.'Copy !req
1146. So I turn around
and I'm ready to...Copy !req
1147. just beat the shit
out of this guy.Copy !req
1148. But all I can see are these
random fucking people.Copy !req
1149. All these faces.Copy !req
1150. This guy was making eyes
at my girl and could see me...Copy !req
1151. but I couldn't see him.Copy !req
1152. That's messed up.Copy !req
1153. I never felt so stupid.Copy !req
1154. I just walked out.Copy !req
1155. You just walked out?Copy !req
1156. Yeah, I told her
to laugh it up...Copy !req
1157. with Dean the frat guy.Copy !req
1158. I was out.Copy !req
1159. That sucks.Copy !req
1160. Maybe I shouldn't have been
so quick to walk away.Copy !req
1161. You know, maybe I should
have had a thicker skin...Copy !req
1162. and not been
such a sensitive bitch.Copy !req
1163. Sometimes I feel like
I was just insecure.Copy !req
1164. Maybe I screwed up.Copy !req
1165. You should tell her that.Copy !req
1166. When you get home
you should call her.Copy !req
1167. I can't.Copy !req
1168. She's dating Dean.Copy !req
1169. I should have done something.Copy !req
1170. There was nothing
you could have done.Copy !req
1171. I just sat here
and I let him die.Copy !req
1172. No, you didn't.
We didn't let him die, okay?Copy !req
1173. There was nothing
we could have done.Copy !req
1174. He jumped down there
to save us, okay?Copy !req
1175. He was the one.Copy !req
1176. He was the boy
I was gonna marry.Copy !req
1177. Hey.Copy !req
1178. First grade...Copy !req
1179. and we get left there
by our moms...Copy !req
1180. for the day.Copy !req
1181. It's like the first
real day of school,Copy !req
1182. you know,
without your folks around.Copy !req
1183. And Dan was this
chubby little kid.Copy !req
1184. No, fuck it.Copy !req
1185. He was a fat ass.Copy !req
1186. And so our moms all leave...Copy !req
1187. but Dan wouldn't let go
of his mom's hand.Copy !req
1188. And even after she
left he just stood...Copy !req
1189. at the front of the class...Copy !req
1190. crying like a total pussy.Copy !req
1191. - That sounds like Dan.
- Yeah, you have no idea.Copy !req
1192. Anyway, so the teacher...Copy !req
1193. oh, what's her name?Copy !req
1194. Mrs. Schifrin.Copy !req
1195. So Mrs. Schifrin is
trying everything...Copy !req
1196. to get the fat kid
to stop crying.Copy !req
1197. And she says,Copy !req
1198. 'You know,
maybe there's somebody...Copy !req
1199. somebody else
you know in the class.Copy !req
1200. Maybe you have a friend
you want to sit with.'Copy !req
1201. And this little fucker points
right at me and says, 'Him.'Copy !req
1202. Now I've never seen
this kid in my life.Copy !req
1203. But for some reason
he pointed at me.Copy !req
1204. - So you had to sit with him?
- Yeah, for a whole week.Copy !req
1205. Whole first week of
school I had to share...Copy !req
1206. my little cubby
with his fat ass.Copy !req
1207. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
1208. He was a douchebag.
I never let him forget it.Copy !req
1209. Dan didn't die up
here just for you...Copy !req
1210. and I to give up and die too.Copy !req
1211. Help me up.Copy !req
1212. Are you okay?Copy !req
1213. Oh God!Copy !req
1214. Oh shit.Copy !req
1215. - Shit, just hold on.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
1216. - The chair is gonna fall.
- No it's not. No it's not.Copy !req
1217. Oh, God.Copy !req
1218. My hands.Copy !req
1219. Oh God, my hands.Copy !req
1220. Joe!Copy !req
1221. Fuck you, Jenny Bluth.Copy !req
1222. Oh fuck.Copy !req
1223. Oh shit.
Shit.Copy !req
1224. - Hey, Parker.
- What?Copy !req
1225. I need you to throw
my extra pole...Copy !req
1226. as far as you can this way.Copy !req
1227. What?Copy !req
1228. I said I want you
to throw my ski pole...Copy !req
1229. as far down the
hill as you can.Copy !req
1230. I'm gonna need some defense
when I get on the ground.Copy !req
1231. Okay.Copy !req
1232. Okay.Copy !req
1233. Oh my God.Copy !req
1234. - Shit.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1235. It's okay.Copy !req
1236. Shit.
Oh shit.Copy !req
1237. Okay.Copy !req
1238. You can do it.Copy !req
1239. You can do it.
Please do it.Copy !req
1240. Please don't break.
Please don't break.Copy !req
1241. Shit.Copy !req
1242. I just want to go.
Please let me go.Copy !req
1243. You did it!
You did it!Copy !req
1244. - Oh shit.
- Joe!Copy !req
1245. Lynch!Copy !req
1246. - Lynch!
- I'm okay.Copy !req
1247. No! No!Copy !req
1248. No!Copy !req
1249. Stay the fuck back!Copy !req
1250. Try and stay still.Copy !req
1251. I'll be back as fast as I can.Copy !req
1252. Please please hurry.
Please.Copy !req
1253. Joe, look out!Copy !req
1254. Joe!Copy !req
1255. Aw, Joe...Copy !req
1256. Ow!Copy !req
1257. Hello!Copy !req
1258. Help, please!Copy !req
1259. Wait!Copy !req
1260. Hey, you okay?Copy !req
1261. Hello?Copy !req
1262. Hey, you all right?Copy !req
1263. Hold on.
Hold on.Copy !req
1264. Hold on.Copy !req
1265. I'm gonna get you help.Copy !req
1266. No, there were no other cars.Copy !req
1267. I found her laying in the road...Copy !req
1268. right outside of
Mt. Holliston.Copy !req
1269. I'm taking her to you now.Copy !req
1270. Hold on.Copy !req
1271. The hospital
is only 10 minutes away.Copy !req
1272. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1273. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1274. You're gonna be okay, baby.Copy !req
1275. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req