1. Suspects described
as white males, approximately 30.
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2. Suspect number one about 5'11,
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4. Suspect number two, about 6'1,
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dark clothes.
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6. Be advised, suspects are armed
and considered extremely dangerous.
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7. Use caution.
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8. Hey, Earl.
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9. Yes, sir.
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12. It's a hot goddamn day.
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13. I have not felt it a bit.
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Ate my lunch out of the microwave.
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will kill you faster than a bullet?
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aingt good for nothing but a hippie.
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26. What's the matter?
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27. It's been one long, goddamn hot,
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every inch of the way.
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Mongoloid boy of hers working the grill.
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rat shit from Rice Krispies.
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like a sick fucking dog by...
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against retards serving food to the public?
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of a goddamn Mongoloid?
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in the head and sold the fucking milk.
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you know that?
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not flipping burgers.
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61. Yeah.
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68. If I get my hands on them crazy, sick,
fucking bastards, it's payback time.
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73. Well...
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Thank you.
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77. You are welcome.
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playing with you, asshole?
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81. Or your bosom buddy with the badge?
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into the fucking Wild Bunch,
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I did what you said.
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and we bullshit.
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If I told him no,
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Alright, I want him out of here,
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the name of this place
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I didn't do anything!
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I was not scratching!
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I am not calling him a liar, ok?
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98. I am simply saying, if I was scratching,
I don't remember scratching.
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it's not because I was signaling.
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shoot him in the back of the head
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Don't do that.
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and I acted natural.
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I think I ought a get
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for how natural I am acting.
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109. You asked me to get rid of him.
I am doing my best!
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a hell of a lot fucking worse.
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116. Yeah.
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Shit, yeah.
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he mouthed the words help us.
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Oh, just shut the hell up!
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with your back turned.
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I could see his face!
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Yes. Shut up!
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143. Start the car.
You believe me?
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I believe you. Start the car!
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I believe you! Let's go!
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Yes, I believe you!
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got about two fucking seconds to live!
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158. Richie?
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What did I say to you?
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He didn't recognize shit.
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the way he looked at us.
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the meaning of the words low profile?
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It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch!
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Let me tell you what low profile is not.
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180. Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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old bastard? I want a fucking room.
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No.
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and that's all we need.
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Let's do this fast.
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I said plant yourself.
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It hurts like a son of a bitch.
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check things out.
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I don't know what.
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a better deal than 30%?
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They are not gonna change that for us.
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salesmen from Tijuana.
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of the word barter.
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232. Hello, Gloria. I am Seth.
That's my brother Richie.
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Rule number two.
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Ok.
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and watch TV with me?
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I just bought it.
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I have to use the restroom.
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That's very nice of Ted.
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and tell him not to bother waiting.
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spiritual leadership.
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gonna wake up
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is closer to awakening.
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started just a week ago today.
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in Roll Kansas State Penitentiary
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Scott City bank robbery
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officers lost their lives.
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law enforcement officers
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who was run over by the Geckos
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through downtown Wichita.
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robbery in Big Springs,
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another Texas Ranger,
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of four, Gloria Hill.
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that we will apprehend these fugitives
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and the Texas Rangers
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of the death count involved
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of law enforcement officers,
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in about 48 hours.
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across this goddamn border.
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The woman.
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Explain to me.
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and I did what I had to.
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said shit if she had a mouth full of it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Is this...
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No, it's her fault.
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It's not your fault.
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that I don't have to,
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What you are fucking doing...
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Yes Seth, I understand.
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I fucking understand.
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it's gonna be sweet rosemary
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of this shit is gonna matter.
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This place is totally cruddy.
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that doesn't make it a flophouse.
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and we don't seem to have an ice bucket.
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could I possibly borrow yours?
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471. Jacob.
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472. Jacob, get up. Get on the bed.
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473. If you make a wrong move,
I will shoot you in the face.
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474. Open your mouth.
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475. Wide!
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476. Let's go. Let's move the Jap over here, too.
Let's go.
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477. So what is the story with you two?
You a couple of fags?
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478. He is my son.
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479. How is that happened?
You don't look Japanese.
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480. Neither does he.
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481. He looks Chinese.
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482. Well, excuse me all to hell.
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483. What's this about, money?
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484. It's about money alright, but not yours.
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485. Well my brother and I,
we are in a little hot water
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486. and we need your assistance.
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487. Stop!
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488. What's going on?
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489. We are having a bikini contest
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490. and you just won.
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491. It's ok, honey.
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492. Everything is gonna be alright.
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493. Just listen to your daddy, sugar,
and you don't do anything stupid.
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494. You two, Simon says, sit the fuck down.
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495. Sit down.
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496. Now,
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497. where are the keys
to the motor home?
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498. On the dresser.
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499. Good.
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500. Alright Richie,
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501. you take these keys, you start
this big bastard up and drive it up front.
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502. Richie,
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503. would you do me a favor
and eat my pussy for me?
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504. Please?
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505. Sure.
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506. Richie, hey!
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507. Not when you get around to it. Now.
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508. You, Gidget,
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509. go in the bathroom
and put on some clothes.
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510. You got three minutes.
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511. One second longer,
I shoot your father in the face.
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512. Do you understand what I just said?
Yes.
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513. Do you believe me?
Yes.
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514. You damn well better. Go.
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515. Look,
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516. if you want the motor home,
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517. just take it and get out.
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518. It's not gonna be that easy, Pops.
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519. We are gonna go on a little ride.
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520. Not a chance.
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521. Come again?
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522. If you are taking people, take me.
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523. But my kids are not going
anywhere with you.
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524. Sorry, Pops. I need everybody.
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525. My children are not going with you
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526. and that's that.
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527. That's not fucking that.
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528. This is fucking this.
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529. Dad.
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530. You sit down. Sit down.
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531. You, go sit over there.
Go sit over there, now. Move it.
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532. Sit down.
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533. Now, I don't have time to fuck around,
so I am gonna make this simple.
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534. You take your kids
and you get in that motor home
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535. or I will execute all three of you right now.
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536. So, what is it gonna be?
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537. Yes or no, answer.
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538. Yes.
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539. Hey, your old man is alright.
He just saved your life.
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540. Time's up, princess. Here we go.
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541. Ok, ramblers.
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542. Let's get rambling.
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543. Excuse me.
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544. What?
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545. Where are you taking us?
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546. Mexico.
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547. What's in Mexico?
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548. Mexicans.
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549. Richie?
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550. Yeah?
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551. Put in your bit.
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552. I grind my teeth.
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553. What are their names?
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554. Scott and Kate.
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555. Scott and Kate.
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556. Who is this?
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557. My wife.
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558. Where is the little lady?
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559. In heaven.
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560. She dead?
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561. Yes, she is.
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562. How did she die?
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563. Auto wreck.
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564. Come on, Jacob.
Give me some more details.
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565. How did it happen?
Some fucking drunk kill her?
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566. No.
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567. It was a rainy night.
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568. The brakes on the car weren't great.
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569. She had to stop suddenly.
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570. She slid on the road.
She crashed. She died.
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571. She died right away?
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572. Not quite.
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573. She was trapped in the wreck for about...
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574. six hours before she passed on.
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575. Yeah.
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576. Those acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?
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577. Yes, they do.
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578. Is that real?
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579. Yes.
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580. I have seen one of these things before.
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581. A friend of mine had himself ordained,
a minister of his own religion.
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582. Some way to fuck the IRS.
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583. Is that what you are doing
or are you the real McCoy?
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584. The real McCoy?
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585. You are a preacher?
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586. I was a minister.
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587. Was as in not anymore?
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588. Yes.
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589. Why did you quit?
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590. I think I have gotten about
as up close
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591. and personal with you
as I am gonna get.
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592. Let's just keep this friendly, ok, Pops?
Let's...
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593. not get too sensitive.
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594. You are right.
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595. Enough with the getting to know you shit.
Alright.
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596. I don't give a rat's ass about you
or your fucking family.
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597. You can all live forever
or you can die this second.
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598. And I don't give a shit which.
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599. The only things that I care about are me,
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600. that son of a bitch back there in the back
and our money.
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601. So you help us get across the border
without incident.
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602. You stay with us through the night
without trying anything funny,
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603. without trying to escape.
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604. And in the morning,
I am gonna let you guys go, all of you.
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605. How do I know you will keep your word?
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606. You have to convince me
you are telling the truth.
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607. Look, dickhead, the only thing
that you have to be convinced about
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608. is the fact that you are stuck in a situation
with a couple of real mean motor scooters.
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609. And I don't want to have
to worry about you all fucking night.
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610. You know, I don't think you wanna be
worrying about my brother's intentions
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611. towards your daughter all night, either.
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612. Did you notice the way
he was looking at her?
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613. Yes.
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614. You didn't like it, did you?
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615. No, I didn't.
I didn't think so.
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616. You get us into Mexico.
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617. And you don't try to escape...
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618. and your daughter will be safe.
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619. And in the morning, I will let you go.
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620. I give you my word, Jacob.
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621. If he touches her,
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622. I will kill him!
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623. Fair enough.
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624. You break your word,
I will kill all of you.
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625. Did you mean what you said
back there in the room?
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626. What?
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627. In the room?
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628. Did you mean what you said back there,
or were you just fooling around?
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629. Because if you really want me
to do that for you,
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630. I will.
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631. I would be happy to.
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632. Do what?
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633. What you said back there in the room?
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634. What did I say?
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635. You asked me if I would eat...
Richie.
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636. What?
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637. I told you to watch those kids.
Not to talk to them.
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638. You don't have nothing
to say to one another.
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639. So let's just cut the chatter.
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640. We will talk later. Ok?
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641. Alright, everybody. It's show time.
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642. Richie, you take Kate into the bathroom.
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643. Scott, get up here with your dad.
Let's go. Let's go.
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644. Now, what are you gonna say?
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645. I don't have the slightest idea.
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646. Just keep thinking about the gun
next to Kate's head.
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647. Get in.
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648. This is not gonna work, Seth.
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649. Shut up. It's gonna work just fine.
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650. Hey, what are you gonna do?
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651. I am gonna try
and get us across the border.
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652. Dad, you have to tell them
that they are back there.
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653. Have you forgotten about your sister?
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654. I want to go on record right now
as saying that this is a very bad idea.
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655. Duly noted. Now shut up.
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656. They are gonna kill us, Dad.
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657. They are gonna get us across the border,
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658. take us out in the desert,
then they are gonna fucking shoot us.
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659. If they get over the border,
they are gonna let us go.
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660. No, they won't.
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661. Dad, come on.
I watch those reality shows.
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662. They never let anybody go.
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663. Any cop will tell you,
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664. in a situation like this,
you get a chance, you go for it.
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665. It may not seem like it,
but I know exactly what I am doing.
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666. You are gonna have to trust me on this.
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667. I can't do that, Dad.
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668. If you don't tell the cops, I will.
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669. Now listen to me!
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670. You aingt gonna do a goddamn thing!
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671. You hear me?
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672. I am running the show!
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673. I make the decisions!
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674. He is running the show.
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675. I am running the show! I am running the show!
Dad!
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676. I make the plays.
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677. You back the plays I make.
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678. I need your cover.
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679. Cover me.
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680. How many with you?
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681. Just my son and I.
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682. What's your purpose in Mexico?
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683. Vacation.
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684. I am taking him to see his first bullfight.
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685. They are gonna search the van.
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686. As long as you don't act like a fucking nut,
we are gonna be just fine.
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687. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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688. What?
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689. You just called me a fucking nut.
No, I didn't.
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690. Yes, you did.
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691. You said.
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692. As long as
I don't act like a fucking nut
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693. implying, that I have been acting
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694. like a fucking nut.
Take a pill, alright.
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695. I just meant be cool.
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696. Yeah, you meant that,
but you meant the other, too.
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697. This is not the time, Richie.
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698. Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man!
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699. You called me a fucking nut.
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700. Now, where I come from,
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701. that stops the train in its tracks.
Keep your fucking voice down.
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702. Or what?
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703. What was that?
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704. That was a... Just, just
my daughter in the bathroom.
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705. I thought you said
it was just you and your son?
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706. I meant,
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707. me and my son and my daughter.
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708. Open up. I am coming aboard.
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709. What was the nuttiest thing I did, Seth?
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710. I am curious. Tell me. What was it?
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711. This is not the time, Richie.
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712. I know.
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713. Was it possibly when your ass
was rotting in jail and I broke it out?
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714. Is that the nuttiest thing?
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715. That was nutty? Not to mention stupid.
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716. Thanks.
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717. I am in the bathroom.
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718. Open up. It's Border Patrol.
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719. It's open.
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720. Do you mind?
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721. Shut the fucking door, please!
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722. Excuse me.
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723. Goddamn, that was intense!
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724. Oh, baby, we did it. We are in Mexico.
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725. We are fucking in Mexico,
you little piece of fucking shit!
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726. Come on! Kate, get out here.
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727. Alright, listen up. Everybody, listen.
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728. Now I know that I put you all through hell,
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729. and I know that I have been
one rough pecker.
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730. But from here on out,
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731. you guys are all in my cool book.
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732. Scotty, I want you to help me with Richie.
We will lay him down on the couch over there.
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733. Jacob, you are gonna keep
driving down this street
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734. until you come to another street
called De Gallo.
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735. When you get to De Gallo,
you are gonna turn this big bastard left,
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736. and you are gonna go down a couple of miles
until you see a bar called the Titty Twister.
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737. From what I understand, you cannot miss it.
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738. Then?
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739. And then you stop because
that's where we are going.
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740. Listen.
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741. Don't make a career out of this, ok?
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742. Come on, hey.
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743. Hey, you ok?
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744. Yeah, I think so.
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745. What happened?
I don't know.
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746. You just passed out.
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747. I did?
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748. You said something
about your hand hurting
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749. and then you just hit the ground
like a sack of potatoes.
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750. Really?
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751. Head hit the toilet.
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752. You scared the shit out of me.
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753. You sure you are ok?
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754. Yeah. I think so.
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755. I am just a little fucked up.
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756. Well,
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757. let me tell you something
that's gonna clear your head right up.
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758. What?
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759. We are officially Mexicans.
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760. We are in Mexico, buddy.
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761. We are?
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762. Yeah. We are heading down
to the rendezvous right now.
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763. We are gonna pound booze,
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764. wait for Carlos.
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765. When he gets there,
he is gonna take us down to El Rey.
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766. And then you and I, my brother,
we are gonna kick fucking back.
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767. How do you like them apples?
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768. Far out.
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769. Where is my glasses?
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770. Yeah they...
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771. they broke when you fell.
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772. Fuck, Seth, these are like my only pair!
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773. Don't worry about it.
We will get you another pair.
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774. Of course I am gonna worry about it.
I can't fucking see!
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775. I will take care of it when we get to El Rey.
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776. Yeah, like some Mexican hole in the wall
is gonna have my prescription.
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777. It's not a big deal
until you make it a big deal.
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778. Richie now, I was in a very good mood.
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779. So stop bringing me down...
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780. with this bullshit!
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781. I can't wear this shit.
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782. Hey, guys.
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783. We are here.
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784. Pussy!
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785. Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy!
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786. Come on in, pussy lovers.
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787. Here at the Titty Twister,
we are slashing pussy in half.
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788. Give us an offer on our best selection
of pussy.
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789. This is a pussy blowout!
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790. Alright, we got white pussy,
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791. black pussy, Spanish pussy,
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792. yellow pussy.
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793. We got hot pussy, cold pussy.
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794. We got wet pussy.
We got smelly pussy.
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795. We got hairy pussy,
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796. bloody pussy.
We got snapping pussy.
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797. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy,
naugahyde pussy.
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798. We even got horse pussy,
dog pussy, chicken pussy.
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799. Come on, you want pussy.
Come on in, pussy lovers.
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800. If we don't got it, you don't want it.
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801. Come on in, pussy lovers.
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802. Ok, troops.
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803. It's the homestretch.
Here is the deal.
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804. This place closes at dawn.
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805. Carlos is gonna meet us
here sometime before dawn.
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806. Now, we are gonna go in there,
we are gonna take a seat,
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807. we are gonna have a drink,
we are gonna have a bunch of drinks.
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808. And we are gonna wait for Carlos.
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809. Let me just say something.
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810. I am very happy about where we are at.
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811. We got a real nice.
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812. I don't fuck with you,
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813. you don't fuck with me attitude going on.
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814. So if everybody just keeps playing it cool,
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815. I am talking to you too Richie,
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816. then everybody
is gonna get what they want.
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817. Ok, hard drinkers, let's drink hard.
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818. I am buying. Come on.
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819. Here we go.
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820. Out of the stew pot and into the fire.
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821. Attention, pussy shoppers!
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822. Take advantage of our penny pussy sale.
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823. If you buy one piece of pussy
at the regular price,
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824. you will get another piece of pussy of
equal or lesser value for only a penny.
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825. Try and beat pussy for a penny.
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826. If you can find cheaper pussy
anywhere,
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827. fuck it!
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828. Hey, what do we have approaching here?
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829. A new flavor, apple pie pussy.
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830. Hey, not so fast, slick.
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831. Step aside, asshole.
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832. Son of a...
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833. Now, is my shit together
or is my shit together?
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834. Here we go.
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835. Hi! How ya doing?
Enjoying it? I hope so!
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836. Now...
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837. this is my kind of place.
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838. I could become a regular.
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839. Whiskey!
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840. You can't come in here.
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841. What do you mean?
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842. It's a private bar.
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843. You are not welcome.
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844. Are you telling me that
I am not good enough to drink here?
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845. This bar is for bikers and truckers only.
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846. You, get out!
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847. Take your hand off of me.
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848. I am gonna count...
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849. No, I am gonna count to three.
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850. One...
Two...
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851. Now, wait a minute.
There is no reason to get ugly.
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852. There is just a misunderstanding
going on here.
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853. You said this bar
is for truckers and bikers?
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854. Well, I am a truck driver.
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855. If you look outside your door
in your parking lot, you will...
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856. see a big recreational vehicle.
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857. That's mine.
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858. In order to drive that legally,
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859. you need a class two driver's license.
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860. This bar is for truck drivers?
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861. I am a truck driver.
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862. These are my friends.
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863. Welcome to the Titty Twister.
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864. Bottle of whiskey and five glasses.
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865. Coming right up.
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866. You serve food here Jose?
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867. Best in Mexico.
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868. I kind of doubt that.
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869. We are gonna go over here. You send
a waitress over to take our order. Ok?
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870. Anytime you want a lap dance with
that girl kid, just let me know alright?
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871. It's on me.
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872. Pass.
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873. Is it against your religion?
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874. No. I do drink.
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875. I am just not drinking now.
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876. Fair enough. More for me.
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877. Scott, how about you?
No.
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878. Kate, how about you?
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879. No, I can't. I am not 21 yet.
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880. That means yes.
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881. Post time, Kate!
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882. Here we go. You slam it down.
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883. You knock the glass down
on the table, alright?
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884. One, two, three!
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885. Attagirl, Kate.
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886. Scotty, are you ready? Here we go.
You ready for one?
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887. Ok.
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888. No, he won't.
Yes, he will.
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889. Yes, he will,
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890. because I am not drinking by myself.
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891. Kate, round two.
You ready?
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892. Here we go.
Yes.
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893. I will have another one.
Thank you.
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894. On three. One, two, three.
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895. Why are you so agitated?
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896. I am still stewing about that ape
laying his hand on me.
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897. What are you gonna do?
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898. I am gonna sit here and
I am gonna finish with this bottle.
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899. And when I am finished,
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900. I am gonna take this bottle
and I am gonna bust it
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901. over his melon fucking head!
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902. Before we stepped in here,
you told all of us to be cool.
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903. So, that means you, too.
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904. I never said do what I do.
I said do what I say.
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905. Are you such a fucking loser,
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906. you can't tell when you have won?
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907. What did you call me?
Nothing.
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908. I didn't make a statement.
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909. I asked a question.
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910. Would you like me to ask it again?
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911. Are you such a loser,
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912. you can't tell when you have won?
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913. The entire state of Texas,
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914. along with the FBI,
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915. are looking for you.
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916. Did they find you?
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917. No, they couldn't.
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918. You have won, Seth.
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919. Enjoy it.
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920. Jacob,
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921. I want you to have a drink with me.
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922. I insist.
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923. To your family.
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924. To yours.
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925. And now,
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926. For your viewing pleasure,
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927. the mistress of the macabre,
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928. the epitome of evil,
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929. the most sinister woman
to ever dance on the face of this Earth.
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930. Bite this!
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931. Lowly dog!
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932. Bow your head,
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933. kneel and worship
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934. at the feet,
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935. of Santanico,
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936. Pandemonium.
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937. That's what I call a fucking show!
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938. Come here!
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939. That guy! It's the puta over there!
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940. Richie, get back on the clock.
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941. How many?
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942. Three.
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943. Which one?
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944. This piece of shit here, man.
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945. Broke my finger and my nose!
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946. And this faggot
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947. kicked me
in the ribs while I was down.
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948. Up!
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949. Fuck you, bogeyman!
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950. Fuck!
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951. Fuck you!
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952. Alright, everybody be cool,
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953. or you will be just as dead as these fucks!
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954. How is your hand?
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955. Let me see it.
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956. Shit.
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957. You think that was funny?
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958. Sit down!
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959. Richie, look out!
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960. Motherfucking shit!
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961. Get the fuck off me!
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962. Hey! Hey!
Get her off me!
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963. Hey!
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964. What the fuck are you doing? Shoot her!
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965. I am coming, buddy!
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966. Richie. Rich.
You bitch.
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967. Richie.
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968. Fucking bitch!
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969. Richie.
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970. Hey.
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971. What the fuck?
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972. Dinner is served.
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973. What the fuck?
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974. Get off me!
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975. Come on! Come on, you!
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976. Jacob!
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977. Oh, no! Look out! Look out!
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978. You know what everybody
says about me?
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979. I suck!
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980. Get off me! What the fuck are you doing?
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981. Let's see if you taste
as good as your brother.
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982. Fuck you!
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983. Hey! Hey!
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984. Oh, shit!
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985. Give me that!
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986. I am not gonna drain you completely.
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987. You will be my slave.
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988. Because I don't think you are
worthy of human blood,
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989. you will feed on the blood of stray dogs.
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990. You will be my foot stool.
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991. And at my command,
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992. you will lick the dog
shit from my boot heel.
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993. Since you will be my dog,
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994. your new name will be...
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995. Spot.
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996. Welcome...
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997. to slavery.
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998. No, thanks. I already had a wife.
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999. We might be in trouble.
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1000. Yo, monkey man.
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1001. Anything you got to say to them,
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1002. say to me first.
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1003. This!
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1004. That's enough.
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1005. Aingt they supposed
to burn up or something?
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1006. Fuck.
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1007. Now let's kill that fucking band!
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1008. I can do that.
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1009. Fuck you, everybody. Good night!
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1010. Fuckers.
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1011. Hey, buddy.
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1012. I am sorry I fucked things up,
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1013. Richie.
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1014. You would have liked it in El Rey.
You would have...
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1015. You would have found peace.
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1016. I love you, buddy.
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1017. I love you too, Seth.
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1018. You touch my brother
with that stake biker,
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1019. and vampires are not gonna
have to suck your blood.
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1020. They will be able to lick it up off the floor.
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1021. He is not your brother anymore.
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1022. That's a matter of opinion
and I don't give a fuck about yours.
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1023. Don't be a fool!
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1024. He will kill us all.
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1025. Shut up!
Shut up!
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1026. Let's go.
Move, move. Move.
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1027. Hold him down.
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1028. Richie.
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1029. Here is the peace in death,
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1030. that I could not give you in life.
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1031. Fuck!
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1032. Seth,
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1033. are you ok?
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1034. I am peachy, Kate.
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1035. The world is my oyster.
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1036. Except for the fact that I just...
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1037. I just rammed a wooden stake...
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1038. into my brother's chest because
he turned into a vampire.
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1039. Even though I don't believe in vampires.
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1040. Aside from that...
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1041. unfortunate business,
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1042. everything is hunky-dory.
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1043. I am really, really sorry.
Bullshit!
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1044. Bullshit!
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1045. If it were up to you,
if you had half a chance,
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1046. you would feed us to those fucks.
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1047. Then why didn't I?
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1048. I am sorry you lost your brother.
I am sorry he is dead.
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1049. I am sorry everybody is dead.
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1050. But if we are gonna get out of this,
we need you clean...
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1051. and sober and thinking.
Not drunk.
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1052. What is that?
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1053. Don't know.
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1054. First I thought it was just...
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1055. birds.
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1056. Bats.
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1057. Give me a hand.
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1058. No!
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1059. Hey!
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1060. I am sorry.
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1061. Come on!
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1062. We will take care of this mess,
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1063. you go stake the rest of those ugly fucks.
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1064. Way ahead of you.
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1065. Watch your step.
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1066. What's your name, girlie?
Kate. What's yours?
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1067. Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate.
You, too.
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1068. Is everybody ok?
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1069. Yeah. I am ok.
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1070. Does anybody know
what is going on here?
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1071. I know what is going on.
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1072. We have got a bunch
of fucking vampires out there,
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1073. trying to get in here
and suck our fucking blood,
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1074. and that's it, plain and simple.
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1075. And I don't wanna hear anything about
I don't believe in vampires.
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1076. Because I don't fucking
believe in vampires,
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1077. but I believe in my own two eyes,
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1078. and what I saw is fucking vampires.
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1079. Now, do we all agree that what
we are dealing with is vampires?
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1080. Yes.
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1081. You too preacher?
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1082. I don't believe in vampires but...
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1083. I believe in what I saw.
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1084. Good for you.
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1085. Alright, now that we all agree
that we are dealing with vampires,
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1086. what do we know about vampires?
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1087. Crosses hurt vampires.
Do we have a cross?
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1088. In the motor home.
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1089. In other words, no.
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1090. Wait a second. I mean, just look around.
We got crosses all over the place.
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1091. All you gotta do...
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1092. is put two sticks together
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1093. and you got a cross.
Yeah, he is right.
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1094. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
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1095. Ok, I will buy that.
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1096. So, we got crosses covered.
What else?
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1097. Wooden stakes in the heart
have been working pretty good so far.
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1098. And garlic,
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1099. sunlight,
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1100. holy water.
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1101. I am not sure.
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1102. Doesn't silver have
something to do with vampires?
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1103. That's werewolves.
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1104. I know silver bullets are werewolves.
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1105. But I am sure silver has something
to do with vampires.
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1106. Well, does anybody have any silver?
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1107. Ok.
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1108. Then, who cares?
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1109. Has anybody here read
a real book about vampires,
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1110. or are we just remembering
what some movie said?
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1111. I mean a real book.
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1112. You mean like a Time-Life book?
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1113. I take it the answer is no.
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1114. Ok then...
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1115. What do we know about these vampires?
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1116. We know they got superhuman strength,
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1117. but we can hurt them.
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1118. Yeah.
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1119. Another thing, though is if you are
gonna drive a chair leg through a human,
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1120. you better be one strong son of a bitch.
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1121. I mean, the human body is...
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1122. one rough, tough machine.
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1123. But these vamps,
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1124. these vamps,
they have soft bodies.
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1125. The texture of their skin is soft
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1126. and they are mushier.
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1127. You can push shit right through them.
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1128. Conceivably, if you hit one hard enough,
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1129. take their head right off.
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1130. Actually our best weapon against these...
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1131. satanic cocksuckers,
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1132. is this man.
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1133. He is a preacher.
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1134. As far as God is concerned,
we might as well all be a piece of shit,
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1135. but he is one of the boys.
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1136. Only one problem,
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1137. his faith is not what it used to be.
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1138. I have had enough of your taunts.
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1139. I am not taunting you, Jacob.
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1140. We need you.
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1141. A faithless preacher...
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1142. doesn't mean shit to us.
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1143. A servant of God,
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1144. can take a cross and shove it up
these monsters' asses.
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1145. A servant of God,
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1146. can bless the tap water,
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1147. and make it a weapon.
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1148. Jacob,
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1149. I know why you lost your faith.
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1150. How could holiness exist,
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1151. if your wife can be taken away
from you and your children?
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1152. Now, I have always said
that God can kiss my ass.
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1153. But I just changed
my lifetime tune about 30 minutes ago.
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1154. Because I know that whatever is out there
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1155. trying to get in,
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1156. is pure evil, straight from hell.
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1157. And if there is a hell,
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1158. and those sons of bitches are from it,
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1159. then there has got to be a heaven, Jacob.
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1160. There is gotta be!
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1161. So, which are you?
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1162. Are you a faithless preacher,
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1163. or are you a mean
motherfucking servant of God?
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1164. I am a mean...
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1165. servant of God.
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1166. I don't know if I can take
much more of that noise.
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1167. Sure you can.
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1168. You can take it because you got no choice.
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1169. How would you like to spend 24 hours,
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1170. of it lying in some muddy ditch,
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1171. with nothing but the rotten corpses
of your friends to keep you company?
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1172. What are you talking about?
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1173. I was in Vietnam.
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1174. Back in '72.
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1175. I was trapped behind enemy lines,
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1176. with my entire squad dead.
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1177. They thought they had killed everyone.
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1178. Except for me,
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1179. they was right.
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1180. But it was not for their lack of trying.
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1181. A grenade,
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1182. blew up right beside me.
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1183. That's why I am so pretty.
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1184. And they start,
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1185. pushing all them bodies in
on top of me.
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1186. And all I could do, was lay there.
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1187. Play possum.
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1188. Listen to the enemy joke,
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1189. laugh,
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1190. hour...
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1191. after hour...
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1192. after hour.
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1193. Sex Machine.
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1194. Kill them.
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1195. Kill them.
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1196. So I finally climbed out of this hole
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1197. and I sneaked up on the enemy
while he was sleeping.
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1198. And I killed one.
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1199. Two, three, four, five...
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1200. When I came to my senses,
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1201. I realized...
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1202. I had killed an entire VC squad.
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1203. Single-handed.
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1204. There was...
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1205. blood
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1206. and chunks of...
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1207. yellow flesh,
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1208. clinging to my bayonet.
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1209. To this day,
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1210. I don't remember...
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1211. Get him off of me! Get off of me!
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1212. Please! Get him off!
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1213. No!
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1214. Dad!
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1215. He fucking bit me.
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1216. He fucking bit me.
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1217. What are you gonna do about it?
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1218. Come on, Sex Machine.
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1219. Shit!
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1220. Get up! Get up! Up! Come on!
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1221. Go!
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1222. Fuck!
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1223. Wait,
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1224. we have to go back for my father.
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1225. Your dad is dead, Kate.
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1226. He is the light.
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1227. The people...
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1228. who walk...
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1229. in the darkness,
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1230. have seen...
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1231. the light!
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1232. Open the door!
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1233. Open the door!
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1234. Go! Go!
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1235. Oh, Daddy!
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1236. Jacob, are you bit?
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1237. Yeah.
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1238. Motherfuck.
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1239. Motherfucking vampires!
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1240. I am gonna kill every last one of
you godless,
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1241. fucking pieces of shit!
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1242. You bet you are
and I am gonna help you do it.
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1243. But we aingt got much time.
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1244. You are gonna be ok, are not you?
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1245. No, I am not.
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1246. I have been bit.
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1247. In fact, I am already dead.
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1248. Now...
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1249. I would say in the next 20 or 30 minutes,
our friends outside will bust in this door
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1250. and I will probably turn into a vampire
within the hour.
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1251. Now, you have two choices.
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1252. You can wait for me to turn,
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1253. then deal with me.
Copy !req
1254. Or we can kick open that door,
Copy !req
1255. and the four of us,
Copy !req
1256. can go at them,
hit them with everything we have.
Copy !req
1257. But if we are gonna go at them,
we gotta go at them now.
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1258. What's this stuff?
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1259. My guess is this little dive
Copy !req
1260. has been feeding on bikers
and truckers for a long time.
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1261. This is probably the shipments
they stole off the trucks.
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1262. Well I say let's tear this place
apart for weapons.
Copy !req
1263. So when they burst through that door,
we will make them wish they never did.
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1264. I don't care about living or dying anymore.
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1265. I just wanna send as many of
these devils back to hell, as I can.
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1266. Amen.
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1267. Loving God, bless this water.
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1268. Give us your protection and strength
in this our darkest hour. Amen.
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1269. Before we go any further,
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1270. I need you three to promise me something.
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1271. I will fight with you till the bitter end
but when I turn into one of them,
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1272. I won't be Jacob anymore.
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1273. I will be a lapdog of Satan.
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1274. I want you three to promise you will
take me down,
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1275. no different from the rest.
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1276. I promise Jacob.
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1277. Kate? Scott?
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1278. I promise.
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1279. Scott?
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1280. Yeah, I promise.
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1281. Why don't I believe you?
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1282. I am gonna ask you two again.
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1283. Then I want you to swear to God,
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1284. that you will kill me!
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1285. If you don't,
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1286. I am gonna just kill myself,
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1287. right now.
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1288. Now, since you need me,
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1289. I think you better swear!
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1290. Kate.
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1291. Do you swear to God,
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1292. that when I become one of the undead,
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1293. you will kill me?
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1294. Kate!
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1295. We don't have much time,
so I am only giving you to the count of five.
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1296. One.
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1297. Two.
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1298. Three.
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1299. Four.
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1300. Ok, alright!
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1301. I promise I will do it!
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1302. Good girl.
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1303. Now Scott.
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1304. We have even less time,
so I am giving you the count of three.
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1305. One.
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1306. No, you don't believe in suicide.
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1307. It's not suicide...
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1308. if you are already dead.
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1309. Two.
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1310. Ok!
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1311. Ok.
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1312. I will kill you when you change.
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1313. I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name.
Copy !req
1314. Thank you, Son.
Copy !req
1315. Ok, vampire killers.
Copy !req
1316. Let's kill some fucking vampires.
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1317. Those who walk in the darkness
have seen the light.
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1318. In the darkness have seen the light.
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1319. In the darkness the light.
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1320. Those who walk in the darkness
have seen the light.
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1321. Kill them all!
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1322. Come on! Come on!
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1323. Dad?
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1324. Dad! No, Dad!
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1325. Dad! Dad!
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1326. I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name.
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1327. Oh, my God!
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1328. Fight now, cry later!
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1329. Get the fuck off!
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1330. Get off! Get off!
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1331. Get them off!
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1332. Kill me, Kate.
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1333. Just kill me, Kate.
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1334. I can't.
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1335. How many bullets you have?
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1336. I don't know.
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1337. Not many.
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1338. When you run out, start cold-cocking them.
Make them sing for their supper.
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1339. Seth.
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1340. Should I save the last bullets for us?
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1341. No. Use it on the next fuck
that tries to bite you.
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1342. Shoot more holes.
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1343. Shoot more holes!
Copy !req
1344. Just do it.
They can't go into the light.
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1345. Do it, Kate!
Copy !req
1346. Alright, go.
Copy !req
1347. Hey Seth, don't leave me.
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1348. Come here. Come here. Come on!
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1349. Come on.
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1350. Come on, you!
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1351. Come here you, fucks!
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1352. Hello?
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1353. I am looking for my friend Seth.
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1354. Carlos!
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1355. Kick in the door!
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1356. Go!
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1357. Son of a bitch.
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1358. What the fuck was going on in there?
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1359. What's the matter with you? Are you crazy?
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1360. Why,
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1361. out of all the godforsaken shit holes
in Mexico,
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1362. do we have to meet here?
Copy !req
1363. One place is just as good as another.
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1364. You ever been here before?
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1365. No.
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1366. I drove by it a couple times.
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1367. It's a rowdy place.
It's out in the middle of nowhere.
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1368. There will be no cops.
Copy !req
1369. And it's open from dusk till dawn.
Copy !req
1370. Didn't you say you wanted
to meet in the morning? Here we are.
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1371. Well, since you just picked this
place out of a hat,
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1372. my brother is dead,
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1373. that girl's entire fucking family, is dead!
Copy !req
1374. What were they? Psychos?
Copy !req
1375. They look like psychos?
Is that what they looked like?
Copy !req
1376. They were vampires.
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1377. Psychos do not explode,
Copy !req
1378. when sunlight hits them.
Copy !req
1379. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
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1380. Seth,
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1381. how can I make it up to you?
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1382. You can't make it up to me, Carlos.
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1383. Ok. You can't do it.
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1384. You can't make it up!
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1385. 15% instead of 30% for my stay
in El Rey,
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1386. that's a good start.
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1387. Twenty-eight.
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1388. My brother is gone.
You understand that?
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1389. He is gone and he is not coming back,
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1390. and that is your fault.
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1391. Twenty.
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1392. Twenty-five.
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1393. Kate.
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1394. Go to the RV, get the suitcase.
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1395. You look like hell.
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1396. You want a cold beer?
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1397. I got some in the car.
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1398. Come on, they are cold.
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1399. I got Mexican and domestic.
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1400. Hey, fuck it.
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1401. So, how do you like the car?
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1402. It's alright.
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1403. I said like new. This is a '90.
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1404. Hey, it is new, cabron.
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1405. Belonged to a drug dealer friend of mine.
Copy !req
1406. Hey, he only drove it,
like 14 times in five years.
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1407. It's like new, I swear to God.
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1408. So, what do I do, follow you?
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1409. Yeah, follow me.
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1410. Oh is good.
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1411. I am sorry.
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1412. Yeah, I am sorry, too.
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1413. I will see ya.
Seth?
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1414. You need some company?
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1415. Kate, do you know where I am going?
Do you know what El Rey is?
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1416. No.
Hey Seth?
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1417. It's time to go.
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1418. Go home, Kate.
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1419. I may be a bastard,
but I am not a fucking bastard.
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1420. By LESAIGNEUR
Sync & corrections April 2022
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