1. Suspect described
as white male, approximately 30.
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2. Suspect about 5'11",
medium build, brown dark pants.
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3. Suspect number two, about 6'1",
medium build, round glasses, dark clothes.
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4. Be advised, suspects are armed
and considered extremely dangerous.
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5. Use caution
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6. - Hey, Earl.
- Yes, sir.
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7. - What do you know?
- Well...
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8. It's a hot goddamn day.
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9. I haven't felt it a bit.
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10. Been inside with the air conditioner
blasting all day long.
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11. - Oh, is that right?
- That's right.
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12. Didn't you break for lunch or nothin'?
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13. All by myself today.
Ate my lunch out of the microwave.
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14. Jesus H. Christ, Pete.
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15. When you gonna learn that microwave food
will kill you faster than a bullet?
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16. I mean, them damn burritos
ain't good for nothin' but a hippie.
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17. When he's high on weed.
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18. - Pull me down a bottle of that Jack, will ya?
- Yeah.
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19. I think I'm gonna get tanked tonight.
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20. What's the matter?
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21. Yep.
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22. It's been one long, goddamn,
hot, miserable, shit-ass, fuckin' day,
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23. every inch of the way.
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24. First off. Nadine over at Blue Chip
got sort of sick.
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25. So she got that goddamn,
Mongoloid boy of hers workin' the grill.
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26. I mean, that fuckin' idiot
doesn't know rat shit from Rice Krispies.
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27. They eat breakfast about 9:00.
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28. And I'm pukin' up pigs in a blanket,
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29. like a sick, fuckin' dog by 10:30.
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30. Isn't there a law or something
against retards serving food to the public?
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31. Well... If there ain't, there oughta be.
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32. I mean, who in the hell knows
what's goin' on
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33. in the mind of a goddamn Mongoloid?
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34. Nadine should've hit that boy
in the head and sold the fuckin' milk.
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35. You could sue the shit out of her,
you know that?
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36. That kid belongs under a circus tent,
not flippin' burgers.
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37. - You could own that fuckin' place.
- Oh, shit, Pete.
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38. What would I do with that grease pit?
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39. Besides, Nadine's got a cross to bear.
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40. I mean, taking care of that potato head.
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41. I guess you heard about that shit
up in Abilene? Bank robbery?
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42. That's all that's been on the box all day.
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43. They killed some people, didn't they?
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44. Yeah. Killed four Rangers,
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45. three cops,
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46. one civilian.
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47. Took a lady bank teller, hostage with them.
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48. Supposed to be headed for the border,
which'd bring 'em right my way.
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49. If I get my hands on them crazy, sick,
fuckin' bastards, it's payback time.
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50. I mean... Well, we'll get 'em.
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51. We'll get 'em.
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52. Oh, I don't doubt it.
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53. Well...
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54. I gotta drain my lizard.
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55. Mind if I use your commode?
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56. - Knock yourself out.
- Thank you.
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57. You're welcome.
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58. You think I'm fuckin' playin' with you,
asshole?
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59. Do you want this little girl to die?
Or that little girl? Or yourself?
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60. Or your bosom buddy with the badge?
Now, I don't wanna do it.
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61. But I will turn this place into the fucking,
Wild Bunch if I think you are fuckin' with me.
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62. What do you want from me?
I did what you said.
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63. You let him use the bathroom.
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64. - No store does that.
- He comes in here everyday and we bullshit.
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65. He's used my toilet a thousand times.
If I told him no,
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66. - he'd know something was up.
- All right, I want him out of here,
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67. in his car and down the road
or you can change the name of this place
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68. to Benny's World of Blood.
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69. - Were you giving that pig signals?
- Are you kidding? I didn't do anything!
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70. - He says you were scratching.
- I wasn't scratchin'!
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71. - Are you callin' him a liar?
- I'm not callin' him a liar, okay?
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72. I'm simply sayin', if I was scratchin',
I don't remember scratchin'.
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73. And If I did scratch,
it's not because I was signaling.
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74. It's because I'm fuckin' scared shitless!
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75. Wait a minute. The guy's in the bathroom.
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76. Why don't I just go back there,
shoot him in the back of the head
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77. - and we can get the hell outta here.
- Don't do that.
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78. Look. You asked me to act natural
and I acted natural.
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79. Under the circumstances, I think I oughta get
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80. a fuckin' Academy Award
for how natural I'm actin'.
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81. You asked me to get rid of him.
I'm doin' my best!
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82. Well, your best better get
a hell of a lot fuckin' better
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83. or you are gonna feel
a hell of a lot fuckin' worse.
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84. Everybody, be cool. You... Be cool.
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85. Yep. Be back at it tomorrow.
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86. Tonight I'm gonna sit in front of that box
and get higher than a Georgia pine.
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87. How much you want for that hooch, Pete?
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88. Oh, $6.50.
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89. Jesus Christ.
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90. - You buckin' for early retirement?
- Shit, yeah.
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91. Hey! Hey!
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92. - What the fuck is that about?
- He signaled the Ranger.
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93. I didn't! Ya gotta believe me! I didn't!
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94. When they were talking,
he mouthed the words, "Help us."
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95. - You fuckin' liar! I didn't say shit!
- Oh, just shut the hell up!
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96. Hey! You stop it!
What the fuck is your problem?
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97. - Goddamn it.
- Seth, he did it!
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98. You were by the beer cooler
with your back turned.
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99. I was by the magazines. I could see his face!
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100. And I saw him mouth the words, "Help us."
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101. Start the car.
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102. - You believe me, don't you?
- Yes. Shut up and start the car, all right.
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103. - Start the car.
- You believe me?
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104. Start the car. You know that?
Shut the fuck up and start the car.
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105. - Wait a minute.
- I believe you. Start the car!
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106. You're not just saying that?
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107. - You do believe me?
- I believe you! Let's go!
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108. - That means you believe me.
- Yes, I believe you!
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109. You should, because I'm right.
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110. - Richie!
- Yeah?
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111. - You okay?
- He shot me in the fucking hand!
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112. - Like I told you he said "Help us."
- I never said, "Help us"!
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113. Well, that doesn't matter now, because you
got about two fuckin' seconds to live!
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114. - Richie?
- Yeah?
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115. When I count to three,
you shoot the bottles out from behind him.
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116. Oh, yeah!
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117. - One...
- Fuck!
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118. Two...
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119. Three!
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120. What did I tell you? What did I say to you?
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121. I said, "Buy the roadmap and leave."
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122. What the fuck am I supposed to do, Seth?
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123. - He recognized us.
- He didn't recognize shit.
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124. Seth, I'm telling you,
the way he looked at us.
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125. You, especially, I knew he knew.
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126. Low profile! Do you understand
the meaning of the words "low profile"?
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127. "Hey, Richie, how's your hand?"
"Lt hurts like a fuckin' son of a bitch!
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128. - "Thanks for askin'."
- Let me tell you what "low profile" is not.
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129. It is not taking girls hostage.
It is not shooting police.
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130. - Lt is not setting fire to a building.
- Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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131. Hot air hangs like a dead man
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132. From a white oak tree
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133. People sittin' on porches
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134. Thinkin' how things used to be
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135. Dark night
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136. It's a dark night
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137. Dark night
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138. It's a dark night
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139. My wife left home about a week ago
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140. She stole the kids
and she took all my dough
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141. Oh, screw it! Goddamn you! Goddamn you!
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142. What the hell do you want?
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143. What do you think I want, you mean,
old bastard? I want a fuckin' room.
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144. Okay, all right.
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145. She peed on the carpet
She shot my horse
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146. Now things are goin'
from better to bad to worse
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147. - Do they have cable?
- No.
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148. - Do they have the X-rated channel?
- No.
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149. - Do they have a water bed?
- Nope.
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150. - What do they got?
- They have four walls and a roof
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151. and that's all we need.
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152. All right, pop the trunk.
Let's do this fast.
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153. Oh.
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154. Don't say a word.
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155. You, plant yourself in that seat.
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156. - What are you gonna do with me?
- I said "plant yourself." Plants don't talk.
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157. Now, you wanna get on my good side?
You sit still and you don't make a peep.
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158. All right, how does this feel?
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159. How do you think?
It hurts like a son of a bitch.
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160. - It's wrapped too tight. Nice and easy.
- Okay.
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161. All right. Okay, I'm gonna go get the money.
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162. It's 6:00.
What time's it get dark around here?
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163. - About 8:00.
- Good.
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164. I'm goin' to the border, check things out.
I'm gonna call Carlos,
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165. try and arrange some sort of a rendezvous.
I don't know what.
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166. Could you see if he could arrange
a better deal than 30 %?
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167. It's their standard deal.
They're not gonna change that for us.
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168. - Did you even try and negotiate with them?
- Richie.
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169. These guys are not spic firecracker salesmen
from Tijuana.
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170. They don't even know the meaning
of the word "barter."
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171. You wanna stay in El Rey, you give them
30 % of your loot. It's scripture.
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172. So it is written, so shall it be done.
Yeah, I know, listen.
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173. Hey, you want sanctuary,
you gotta pay the price. The price is 30 %.
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174. - All I'm sayin', man...
- This conversation's over.
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175. Okay?
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176. We need to have a talk.
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177. - What's your name?
- Gloria.
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178. Hello, Gloria. I'm Seth.
That's my brother Richie.
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179. Let's cut to the chase.
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180. I'm gonna ask you one question
and all I want is a yes or no answer.
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181. Do you wanna live through this?
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182. - Yes.
- Good.
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183. Rule number one. No noise. No questions.
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184. If you make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise.
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185. If you ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
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186. Now are you absolutely,
positively clear about rule number one?
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187. - Yes.
- Rule number two.
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188. You do what we say, when we say it.
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189. If you don't, see rule number one.
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190. Rule number three.
Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,
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191. 'cause I got six little friends
and they can all run faster than you can.
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192. Open your eyes.
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193. Gloria, you hang in there,
you follow the rules.
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194. And you don't fuck with us
and you'll get out of this alive.
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195. - I give you my word.
- Okay.
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196. I'll be back in a minute.
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197. You wanna come over on the bed
and watch TV with me?
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198. Hail!
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199. Come on.
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200. Have a seat.
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201. Take off your shoes.
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202. You got about two more hours
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203. until we get into El Paso
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204. which is right next to the border.
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205. Then we'll stop at a motel.
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206. Stop?
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207. We're not actually gonna
stop at a motel, are we?
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208. Yeah, what for? We have a motor home.
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209. We don't wanna stay in
those roach-haven motels, do we?
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210. - We're self-contained.
- We're self-contained.
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211. Okay, okay.
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212. Maybe I was a little overzealous.
But gimme a break, I just bought it.
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213. - How come you wanna stop anyways, Dad?
- I'm exhausted.
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214. Exhausted? Just lie in the back, Dad.
I can drive us into Mexico.
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215. I just bet you would.
Don't even think about it.
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in an honest to goodness bed.
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218. The beds in the home are okay, but...
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219. They're not like a real bed.
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220. Excuse me. I have to use the restroom.
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221. Oh, guess what? When I called
the machine to check the messages,
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222. one of them was from Bethel Baptist.
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224. he wouldn't permanently replace you
until we came back.
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225. - And he said that...
- That's very nice of Ted.
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226. But I'll call him tomorrow
and tell him not to bother waiting.
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227. Daddy, I didn't wanna talk about this
in front of Scott because he gets upset.
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228. But I just wanna know.
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229. Don't you believe in God anymore?
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230. Not enough to be a pastor.
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231. Look, I know this is hard on you kids.
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232. But after Jenny's death, this is
probably the last thing you need,
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233. but my congregation
needs spiritual leadership.
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234. Well... My faith is gone.
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235. To answer your question.
Yes, I do believe in Jesus.
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236. Yes, I do believe in God.
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237. But do I love them?
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238. No.
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239. Well, it's just
that all our lives, you've been a pastor.
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240. And then, one day you're just
gonna wake up and say, "Fuck him"?
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241. I didn't say, "Fuck him."
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242. Every person who
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as his life's work has something in common.
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244. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest,
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245. a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk.
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246. Many, many times during your life,
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247. and ask yourself,
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249. I'm not going through a lapse.
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250. What I've experienced is closer to awakening.
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251. But Daddy,
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252. what do you think Mom would say?
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253. Mama's got nothin' to say. She's dead.
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254. This bloody crime spree
started just a week ago today.
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255. The oldest of the two brothers, Seth Gecko,
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256. was serving time in Rolling's,
Kansas State Penitentiary
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257. for his part in the 1988
Scott City bank robbery
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258. in which two law enforcement
officers lost their lives.
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259. It was while at the courthouse that this man,
his younger brother, Richard Gecko,
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260. a known armed robber and sex offender
pulled off a daring daylight escape,
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261. resulting in the death of four wichita
law enforcement officers and this woman,
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262. Heidi Vogel, sixth grade teacher,
who was run over by the Geckos
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263. during a high-speed pursuit
through downtown wichita.
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264. And earlier today, during a daylight
liquor store robbery in Big Springs,
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265. the Gecko brothers killed
another Texas Ranger,
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266. Earl McGraw and liquor store clerk,
Pete Bottoms.
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267. That changes the death toll to 16.
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268. Five Texas Rangers,
eight police officers, three civilians
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269. and one hostage,
bank teller and mother of four, Gloria Hill.
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270. For the time being, we're very confident
that we'll apprehend these fugitives
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271. within the next 48 hours
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272. The Bureau, local law enforcement
and the Texas Rangers
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273. have all joined in forming a dragnet
to snare Seth and Richard Gecko.
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274. Is it safe to assume that because of
the death count involved
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of law enforcement officers,
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276. that the Bureau, the Rangers
and the police force
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277. are taking this manhunt personally?
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278. I would say that's a very safe assumption.
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279. Shit, I was really worried.
Where the fuck you been, man?
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280. - Sightseeing.
- What'd you see?
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281. The cops.
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282. - Did you see the border?
- Yes, I saw the border.
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283. What'd the TV say?
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284. They're gonna apprehend us
in about 48 hours.
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285. I gotta figure out a way
to get us across this goddamn border.
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286. The longer we stay here,
our lives ain't worth shit. Here you go.
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287. We gotta get our asses into Mexico tonight.
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288. Then Carlos is gonna meet us there
at the rendezvous tomorrow morning.
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289. He and his boys,
all of them are gonna escort us into El Rey.
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290. And...
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291. - Where's the woman?
- What?
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292. What do you mean, what? The woman.
The hostage, the fuckin' hostage.
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293. Richard, where is she?
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294. She's in there.
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295. - What the fuck is she doin' in there?
- Seth, wait a minute.
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297. Richard, what's wrong with you?
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298. Before you flip out, okay,
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299. - let me just explain what happened.
- Explain to me.
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300. I need an explanation.
What is the matter with you?
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301. There's nothing wrong with me, Brother.
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302. That woman tried to escape
and I did what I had to.
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303. No, the woman wouldn't have
said shit if she had a mouth full of it.
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304. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
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305. - Yeah.
- After you left,
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306. - she became a completely different person.
- Yeah.
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308. - It's not your fault.
- Is this my fault?
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309. - No, it's her fault. It's not your fault.
- Is this my fault?
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310. - Do you think that this is what I am?
- I don't.
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311. This is not me.
I am a professional fucking thief.
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312. I don't kill people that I don't have to
and I don't fucking rape women.
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313. What you are doing...
What you are fucking doing...
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314. What you are doing is not how it's done.
Do you understand that? Do you?
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315. Just say, "Fucking yes."
Say, "Yes, Seth, I understand."
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316. Yes, Seth, I understand.
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317. Say it. Say, "Yes, Seth,
I fucking understand!"
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318. I understand, Seth. I fucking understand.
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319. We'll get to Mexico and
it's gonna be sweet rosemary
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321. and rice and beans and none
of this shit's gonna matter.
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322. I can't believe he's stoppin' here.
This place is totally cruddy.
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323. Dad, why are we stoppin' here?
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324. There's nothin' wrong with this place.
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326. It's not a flophouse.
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327. It's basic and it's simple.
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328. That doesn't make it a flophouse.
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329. All right. Well, if it doesn't have a pool,
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330. then we're goin' someplace else.
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331. It has a bed.
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332. That's all I care about.
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333. Well, other places have beds, too,
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334. and they also have a gym...
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335. Geez, what is this guy's problem?
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336. No idea.
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337. Creepy guy.
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338. What?
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339. Yes, I'm your neighbor
from room 11
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340. and I hate to disturb you,
but I'd like to ask a favor.
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341. I hope none of this is disturbin' you.
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342. Hi. I'm from room 11.
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343. And me and my lady friend need some ice
and we don't seem to have an ice bucket.
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344. If it's not too much trouble, could I possibly
borrow yours? I'll bring it right back.
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345. - Sure.
- Thank you.
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347. It's called a punch.
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348. Lose the guitar.
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349. What's your name?
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350. - Jacob.
- Jacob, get up. Get on the bed.
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351. If you make a wrong move,
I will shoot you in the face.
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352. Open your mouth.
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353. Wide!
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354. Let's go.
Let's move the Jap over here, too. Let's go.
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355. So what's the story with you two?
You a couple of fags?
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356. He's my son.
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357. How's that happened?
You don't look Japanese.
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358. Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
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359. Oh, ooh, well, excuse me all to hell.
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360. - What's this about, money?
- It's about money, all right, but not yours.
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361. My brother and I, we're in a little hot water
and we need your assistance.
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362. Stop!
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363. What's goin' on?
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364. We're having a bikini contest
and you just won.
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365. It's okay, honey.
Everything's gonna be all right.
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366. Just listen to your daddy, sugar,
and you don't do anything stupid.
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367. You two, Simon says, sit the fuck down.
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368. Sit down.
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369. Now, where are the keys
to the motor home?
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370. - On the dresser.
- Good. All right.
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371. Richie, you take these keys, you start
this big bastard up and drive it up front.
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372. Richie, would you do me a favor
and eat my pussy for me? Please?
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373. - Sure.
- Richie, hey!
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374. Not when you get around to it. Now.
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375. You, Gidget, go in the bathroom
and put on some clothes.
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376. You got three minutes. One second longer,
I shoot your father in the face.
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377. - Do you understand what I just said?
- Yes.
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- Yes.
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380. Look, if you want the motor home,
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382. It's not gonna be that easy, Pops.
We're gonna go on a little ride.
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383. Not a chance.
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384. - Come again?
- If you're takin' people, take me.
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385. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you.
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386. Sorry, Pops. I need everybody.
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387. My children are not goin' with you
and that's that.
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388. That's not fucking that. This is fucking this.
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389. Dad.
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390. You sit down. Sit down.
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391. You, go sit over there.
Go sit over there, now. Move it.
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392. Sit down.
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393. Now, I don't have time to fuck around,
so I'm gonna make this simple.
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394. You take your kids
and you get in that motor home
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395. or I will execute all three of you right now.
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396. So, what's it gonna be?
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397. Yes or no, answer.
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398. Yes.
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399. Hey, your old man's all right.
He just saved your life.
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400. Time's up, princess. Here we go.
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401. Okay, ramblers, let's get rambling.
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402. Excuse me.
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403. What?
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404. - Where are you takin' us?
- Mexico.
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405. What's in Mexico?
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406. Mexicans.
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407. - Richie?
- Yeah?
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408. Put in your bit.
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409. I grind my teeth.
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410. What are their names?
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411. - Scott and Kate.
- Scott and Kate.
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412. Who's this?
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413. - My wife.
- Where is the little lady?
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414. - Ln heaven.
- She dead?
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415. Yes, she is.
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416. How'd she die?
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417. Auto wreck.
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418. Come on, Jacob. Gimme some more details.
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419. How'd it happen?
Some fucking drunk kill her?
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420. No. It was a rainy night.
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421. The brakes on the car weren't great.
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422. She had to stop suddenly.
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423. She slid on the road. She crashed. She died.
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424. - She died right away?
- Not quite.
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425. She was trapped in the wreck
for about six hours
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426. before she passed on.
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427. Yep. Those acts of God really stick
it in and break it off, don't they?
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428. Yes, they do.
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429. Is that real?
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430. - Yes.
- I've seen one of these things before.
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431. A friend of mine had himself ordained,
a minister of his own religion.
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432. Some way to fuck the IRS.
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433. Is that what you're doing
or are you the real McCoy?
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434. The real McCoy?
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435. You're a preacher?
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436. I was a minister.
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437. "Was" as in not anymore?
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438. - Yes.
- Why'd you quit?
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439. I think I've gotten about
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440. as up close and personal with you
as I'm gonna get.
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441. Let's just keep this friendly, okay, Pops?
Let's not get too sensitive.
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442. You're right. Enough with
the gettin' to know you shit. All right.
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443. I don't give a rat's ass about you
or your fuckin' family.
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444. You can all live forever
or you can die this second.
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445. And I don't give a shit which.
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446. The only things that I care about are me,
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447. that son of a bitch back there in the back
and our money.
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448. So you help us get across the border
without incident.
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449. You stay with us through the night
without trying anything funny,
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450. without trying to escape.
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451. And in the morning,
I'm gonna let you guys go, all of you.
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452. How do I know you'll keep your word?
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453. You have to convince me
you're tellin' the truth.
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454. Look, dickhead, the only thing
that you have to be convinced about
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455. is the fact that you are stuck in a situation
with a couple of real mean motor scooters.
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456. And I don't want to have
to worry about you all fuckin' night.
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457. You know, I don't think you wanna be
worrying about my brother's intentions
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458. towards your daughter all night, either.
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459. Did you notice the way
he was looking at her?
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460. Yes.
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461. - You didn't like it, did you?
- No, I didn't.
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462. I didn't think so. You get us into Mexico
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463. and you don't try to escape
and your daughter will be safe.
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464. And in the morning, I will let you go.
I give you my word, Jacob.
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465. If he touches her, I'll kill him!
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466. Fair enough.
You break your word, I'll kill all of ya.
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467. You got me all crazy
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468. I can't get outta bed
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469. Bones are achin'
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470. Backed up in my head
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471. Dengue woman
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472. Stay away from me
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473. You got your aches and pains
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474. Over me
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475. Did you mean what you said
back there in the room?
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476. What?
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477. In the room?
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478. Did you mean what you said back there,
or were you just foolin' around?
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479. Because if you really want me to do that
for you, I will. I'd be happy to.
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480. - Do what?
- What you said back there in the room?
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481. What did I say?
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482. - You asked me if I would eat...
- Richie.
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483. What?
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484. I told you to watch those kids.
Not to talk to them.
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485. You don't have nothin' to say
to one another. So let's just cut the chatter.
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486. We'll talk later. Okay?
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487. All right, everybody. It's show time.
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488. Richie, you take Kate into the bathroom.
Scott, get up here with your dad. Let's go.
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489. Now, what are you gonna say?
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490. I don't have the slightest idea.
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491. Just keep thinking about the gun
next to Kate's head.
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492. Get in.
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493. This isn't gonna work, Seth.
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494. Shut up. It's gonna work just fine.
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495. Hey, what are you gonna do?
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496. I'm gonna try and get us across the border.
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497. Dad, you have to tell them
that they're back there.
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498. Have you forgotten about your sister?
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499. I want to go on record right now
as saying that this is a very bad idea.
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500. Duly noted. Now shut up.
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501. Oh, my God. Look over here.
Step right over there.
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502. They're gonna kill us, Dad.
They're gonna get us across the border,
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503. take us out in the desert,
then they're gonna fuckin' shoot us.
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504. If they get over the border,
they're gonna let us go.
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505. No, they won't. Dad, come on. I watch those
reality shows. They never let anybody go.
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506. Any cop'll tell you, in a situation like this,
you get a chance, you go for it.
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507. It may not seem like it,
but I know exactly what I'm doing.
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508. You're gonna have to trust me on this.
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509. I can't do that, Dad.
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510. If you don't tell the cops, I will.
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511. Now listen to me!
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512. You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing!
You hear me?
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513. I'm running the show! I make the decisions!
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514. He is running the show.
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515. - I'm running the show! I'm running the show!
- Dad!
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516. Shh. I make the plays.
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517. You back the plays I make.
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518. I need your cover.
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519. Cover me.
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520. How many with you?
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521. Just my son and I.
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522. What's your purpose in Mexico?
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523. Vacation. I'm taking him
to see his first bullfight.
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524. They're gonna search the van.
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525. As long as you don't act like a fuckin' nut,
we're gonna be just fine.
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526. What the hell's that supposed to mean?
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527. - What?
- You just called me a fuckin' nut.
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528. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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529. You said, "As long as
I don't act like a fucking nut"
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530. implying that I've been acting
like a fucking nut.
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531. Take a pill, all right. I just meant be cool.
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532. Yeah, you meant that,
but you meant the other, too.
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533. This is not the time, Richie.
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534. Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man!
You called me a "fucking nut."
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535. Now, where I come from,
that stops the train in its tracks.
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536. Keep your fucking voice down.
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537. Or what?
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538. - What was that?
- Hmm?
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539. Oh! That was just...
Just my daughter in the bathroom.
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540. I thought you said
it was just you and your son?
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541. Um, I meant me and my son
and my daughter.
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542. Open up. I'm comin' aboard.
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543. What was the nuttiest thing I did, Seth?
I'm curious. Tell me. What was it?
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544. - This is not the time, Richie.
- I know.
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545. Was it possibly when your ass
was rotting in jail and I broke it out?
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546. Is that the nuttiest thing?
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547. That was nutty, huh? Not to mention stupid.
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548. Thanks.
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549. I'm in the bathroom.
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550. Open up. It's Border Patrol.
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551. It's open.
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552. Do you mind? Shut the fuckin' door, please!
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553. Excuse me.
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554. Goddamn, that was intense!
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555. Oh, baby, we did it. We're in Mexico.
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556. We're fuckin' in Mexico,
you little piece of fuckin' shit!
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557. Come on! Kate, get out here.
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558. All right, listen up. Everybody, listen.
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559. Now I know that I put you all through hell,
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560. and I know that I have been
one rough pecker.
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561. But from here on out,
you guys are all in my cool book.
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562. Scotty, I want you to help me with Richie.
We'll lay him down on the couch over there.
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563. Jacob, you're gonna keep
driving down this street
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564. until you come to another street
called De Gallo.
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565. When you get to De Gallo,
you're gonna turn this big bastard left,
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566. and you're gonna go down a couple of miles
until you see a bar called the Titty Twister.
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567. From what I understand, you cannot miss it.
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568. Then?
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569. And then you stop because
that's where we're going.
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570. Don't make a career out of this, okay?
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571. Come on, hey.
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572. Hey, you okay?
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573. Yeah, I think so. What happened?
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574. I don't know. You just passed out.
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575. I did?
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576. Mmm-hmm. You said something
about your hand hurtin'
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577. and then you just hit the ground
like a sack of potatoes.
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578. Really?
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579. Head hit the toilet.
You scared the shit out of me.
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580. You sure you're okay?
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581. Yeah. I think so. I'm just a little fucked up.
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582. Well, let me tell you something
that's gonna clear your head right up.
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583. What?
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584. We are officially Mexicans.
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585. We're in Mexico, buddy.
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586. - We are?
- Yeah.
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587. We're heading down to
the rendezvous right now.
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588. We're gonna pound booze, wait for Carlos.
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589. When he gets there,
he's gonna take us down to El Rey.
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590. And then you and I, my brother,
we're gonna kick fuckin' back.
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591. - How do you like them apples?
- Far out.
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592. Where's my glasses?
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593. Oh, uh... Yeah, they broke when you fell.
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594. Fuck, Seth, these are like my only pair!
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595. Don't worry about it.
We'll get you another pair.
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596. Of course I'm gonna worry about it.
I can't fuckin' see!
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597. I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
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598. Yeah, like some Mexican hole in the wall
is gonna have my prescription.
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599. It's not a big deal
until you make it a big deal.
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600. Richie, now, I was in a very good mood.
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601. So stop bringing me down
with this bullshit!
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602. I can't wear this shit.
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603. Hey, guys. We're here.
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604. Pussy!
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605. All right, pussy, pussy, pussy!
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606. Come on in, pussy lovers.
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607. Here at the Titty Twister,
we're slashin' pussy in half.
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608. Give us an offer on our best selection
of pussy. This is a pussy blowout!
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609. All right, we got white pussy, black pussy,
Spanish pussy, yellow pussy.
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610. We got hot pussy, cold pussy.
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611. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy.
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612. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy.
We got snappin' pussy.
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613. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy,
naugahyde pussy.
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614. We even got horse pussy,
dog pussy, chicken pussy.
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615. Come on, you want pussy.
Come on in, pussy lovers.
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616. If we don't got it, you don't want it.
Come on in, pussy lovers.
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617. Okay, troops, it's the homestretch.
Here's the deal.
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618. This place closes at dawn. Carlos is gonna
meet us here sometime before dawn.
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619. Now, we are gonna go in there,
we're gonna take a seat,
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620. we're gonna have a drink,
we're gonna have a bunch of drinks.
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621. And we're gonna wait for Carlos.
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622. Let me just say something.
I'm very happy about where we're at.
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623. We got a real nice "I don't fuck with you,
you don't fuck with me" attitude goin' on.
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624. So if everybody just keeps playin' it cool,
I'm talkin' to you, too, Richie,
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625. then everybody's gonna get what they want.
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626. Okay, hard drinkers, let's drink hard.
I'm buyin'. Come on.
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627. Here we go.
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628. Out of the stew pot and into the fire.
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629. Attention, pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale.
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630. If you buy one piece of pussy
at the regular price,
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631. you will get another piece of pussy of
equal or lesser value for only a penny.
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632. Try and beat pussy for a penny.
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633. If you can find cheaper pussy
anywhere, fuck it!
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634. Hey, what do we have approaching here?
A new flavor, apple pie pussy.
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635. Hey, not so fast, slick.
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636. Step aside, asshole.
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637. Son of a...
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638. Now, is my shit together
or is my shit together?
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639. Here we go.
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640. Hi! How ya doin'? Enjoying it? I hope so!
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641. Now, this is my kind of place.
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642. I could become a regular.
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643. Whiskey!
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644. - You can't come in here.
- What do you mean?
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645. It's a private bar. You're not welcome.
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646. Are you tellin' me that
I'm not good enough to drink here?
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647. This bar is for bikers and truckers only.
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648. You, get out!
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649. - Take your hand off of me.
- I'm gonna count to three.
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650. No, I'm gonna count to three.
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651. - One...
- Two...
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652. Now, wait a minute.
There is no reason to get ugly.
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653. There is just a misunderstanding
going on here.
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654. You said this bar is for truckers and bikers?
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655. Well, I'm a truck driver.
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656. If you look outside your
door in your parking lot,
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657. you'll see a big recreational vehicle.
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658. That's mine.
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659. In order to drive that legally,
you need a class two driver's license.
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660. This bar is for truck drivers?
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661. I am a truck driver.
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662. These are my friends.
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663. Welcome to the Titty Twister.
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664. - Bottle of whiskey and five glasses.
- Coming right up.
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665. - You serve food here, José?
- Best in Mexico.
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666. I kind of doubt that.
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667. We're gonna go over here. You send
a waitress over to take our order. Okay?
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668. Mary had a little Iamb
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669. His fleece was black as coal, yeah
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670. Anytime you want a lap dance with
that girl, kid, just let me know, all right?
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671. It's on me.
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672. Pass.
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673. Is it against your religion?
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674. No. I do drink. I'm just not drinkin' now.
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675. Fair enough. More for me.
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676. - Scott, how 'bout you?
- No.
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677. - Kate, how 'bout you?
- No, I can't. I'm not 21 yet.
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678. That means yes.
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679. Post time, Kate!
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680. Here we go. You slam it down.
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681. You knock the glass down
on the table, all right?
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682. One, two, three!
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683. Attagirl, Kate.
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684. Scotty, are you ready? Here we go.
You ready for one?
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685. Okay.
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686. - No, he won't.
- Yes, he will.
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687. Yes, he will, because
I'm not drinking by myself.
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688. Kate, round two.
You ready? Here we go.
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689. Yes, I'll have another one. Thank you.
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690. On three. One, two, three.
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691. Why are you so agitated?
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692. I'm still stewing about that ape
laying his hand on me.
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693. What are you gonna do?
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694. I'm gonna sit here and
I'm gonna finish with this bottle.
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695. And when I'm finished,
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696. I'm gonna take this bottle
and I'm gonna bust it
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697. over his melon fucking head!
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698. Before we stepped in here,
you told all of us to be cool.
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699. So, that means you, too.
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700. I never said do what I do.
I said do what I say.
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701. On my way I passed it
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702. Express yourself
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703. Are you such a fucking loser,
you can't tell when you've won?
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704. - What'd you call me?
- Nothing.
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705. I didn't make a statement.
I asked a question.
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706. - Would you like me to ask it again?
- Mmm-hmm.
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707. Are you such a loser,
you can't tell when you've won?
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708. The entire state of Texas,
along with the FBI,
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709. are looking for you.
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710. Did they find you?
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711. No, they couldn't.
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712. You've won, Seth.
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713. Enjoy it.
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714. Jacob,
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715. I want you to have a drink with me. I insist.
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716. To your family.
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717. To yours.
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718. And now, for your viewing pleasure,
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719. the mistress of the macabre,
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720. the epitome of evil,
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721. the most sinister woman
to ever dance on the face of this Earth
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722. - Bite this!
- Lowly dog!
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723. Bow your head, kneel and worship
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724. at the feet of Santanico Pandemonium
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725. Watching her
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726. Strolling in the night
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727. So right
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728. Wondering why
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729. It's only after dark
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730. In her eyes
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731. The distant firelight
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732. Burns bright
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733. Wondering why
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734. It's only after dark
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735. Find myself in her room
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736. Feel the fever of my doom
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737. Falling for her through the floor
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738. I'm knocking on the devil's door
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739. Yeah
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740. Burning, burning in the flame
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741. Now that I know her secret name
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742. You can tear her temple down
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743. But she'll be back and rule again
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744. Yeah
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745. That's what I call a fucking show!
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746. Wow!
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747. Come here!
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748. That guy! It's the puta over there!
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749. Richie, get back on the clock.
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750. - How many?
- Three.
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751. Which one?
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752. This piece of shit here, man.
Broke my finger and my nose!
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753. And this faggot kicked me
in the ribs while I was down.
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754. - Up!
- Fuck you, bogeyman!
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755. Fuck!
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756. Fuck you!
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757. All right, everybody be cool,
or you'll be just as dead as these fucks!
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758. How's your hand? Let me see it.
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759. Shit.
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760. You think that was funny?
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761. Sit down!
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762. Richie, look out!
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763. Motherfucking shit! Get the fuck off me!
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764. - Hey! Hey!
- Get her off me!
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765. What the fuck are you doing? Shoot her!
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766. I'm coming, buddy!
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767. - Richie. Rich.
- You bitch.
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768. Richie.
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769. Fucking bitch!
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770. Richie.
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771. Hey.
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772. What the fuck?
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773. Dinner is served.
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774. What the fuck?
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775. Get off me!
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776. Come on! Come on, you!
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777. Jacob!
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778. Oh, no! Look out! Look out!
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779. You know what everybody
says about me, huh?
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780. I suck!
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781. Get off me! What the fuck are you doing?
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782. Let's see if you taste
as good as your brother.
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783. Fuck you!
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784. Hey! Hey!
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785. Oh, shit!
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786. Huh?
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787. Gimme that!
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788. I'm not gonna drain you completely.
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789. You'll be my slave.
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790. Because I don't think you're
worthy of human blood,
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791. you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs.
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792. You'll be my foot stool.
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793. And at my command,
you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel.
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794. Since you'll be my dog,
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795. your new name will be Spot.
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796. Welcome to slavery.
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797. No, thanks. I already had a wife.
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798. We might be in trouble.
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799. Yo, monkey man.
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800. Anything you got to say to them,
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801. say to me first.
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802. This!
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803. That's enough.
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804. Ain't they supposed to
burn up or something?
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805. Oh, fuck.
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806. Now let's kill that fucking band!
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807. I can do that.
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808. Fuck you, everybody. Good night!
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809. Fuckers.
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810. Hey, buddy.
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811. I'm sorry I fucked things up, Richie.
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812. You would've liked it in El Rey.
You would've...
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813. You would've found peace.
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814. I love you, buddy.
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815. I love you too, Seth.
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816. You touch my brother with that stake, biker,
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817. and vampires aren't gonna
have to suck your blood.
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818. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.
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819. He's not your brother anymore.
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820. That's a matter of opinion
and I don't give a fuck about yours.
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821. Don't be a fool! He'll kill us all.
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822. - Shut up!
- Shut up!
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823. Let's go. Move, move.
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824. Hold him down.
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825. Richie.
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826. Here is the peace in death,
that I could not give you in life.
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827. Fuck!
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828. Seth, are you okay?
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829. I'm peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.
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830. Except for the fact
that I just...
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831. I just rammed a wooden stake
into my brother's chest,
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832. because he turned into a vampire.
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833. Even though I don't believe in vampires.
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834. Aside from that unfortunate business,
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835. everything is hunky-dory.
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836. - I'm really, really sorry.
- Bullshit! Bullshit!
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837. If it were up to you,
if you had half a chance,
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838. you would feed us to those fucks.
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839. Then why didn't I?
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840. I'm sorry you lost your brother.
I'm sorry he's dead.
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841. I'm sorry everybody's dead.
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842. But if we're gonna get out of this,
we need you clean and sober and thinking.
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843. Not drunk.
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844. What is that?
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845. Don't know. First I thought it was just birds.
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846. Bats.
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847. Gimme a hand.
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848. No!
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849. Hey!
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850. I'm sorry.
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851. Come on!
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852. We'll take care of this mess,
you go stake the rest of those ugly fucks.
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853. Way ahead of you.
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854. - Watch your step. What's your name, girlie?
- Kate. What's yours?
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855. - Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate.
- You, too.
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856. - Is everybody okay?
- Yeah. I'm okay.
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857. Does anybody know
what's going on here?
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858. I know what's going on.
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859. We've got a bunch
of fucking vampires out there,
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860. trying to get in here
and suck our fucking blood,
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861. and that's it, plain and simple.
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862. And I don't wanna hear anything about
"I don't believe in vampires."
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863. Because I don't fucking believe in vampires,
but I believe in my own two eyes,
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864. and what I saw is fucking vampires.
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865. Now, do we all agree that what
we are dealing with is vampires?
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866. - Yes.
- You, too, preacher?
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867. I don't believe in vampires,
but I believe in what I saw.
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868. Good for you. All right, now that we all
agree that we're dealing with vampires,
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869. what do we know about vampires?
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870. Crosses hurt vampires. Do we have a cross?
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871. In the motor home.
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872. In other words, no.
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873. Wait a second. I mean, just look around.
We got crosses all over the place.
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874. All you gotta do is put two sticks together
and you got a cross.
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875. Yeah, he's right.
Peter Cushing does that all the time.
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876. Okay, I'll buy that.
So, we got crosses covered. What else?
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877. Wooden stakes in the heart
have been working pretty good so far.
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878. And garlic, sunlight, holy water. I'm not sure.
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879. Doesn't silver have
something to do with vampires?
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880. That's WereWolves.
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881. I know silver bullets are WereWolves.
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882. But I'm sure silver has
something to do with vampires.
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883. Well, does anybody have any silver?
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884. Okay. Then, who cares?
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885. Has anybody here read
a real book about vampires,
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886. or are We just remembering
what some movie said?
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887. - I mean, a real book.
- You mean like a Time-Life book?
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888. I take it the answer's no. Okay, then.
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889. What do We know about these vampires?
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890. We know they got superhuman strength,
but We can hurt them.
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891. - Yeah.
- Another thing, though is
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892. if you're gonna drive
a chair leg through a human,
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893. you better be one strong son of a bitch.
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894. I mean, the human body is
one rough, tough machine.
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895. But these vamps, these vamps,
they have soft bodies.
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896. The texture of their skin is soft
and they're mushier.
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897. You can push shit right through them.
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898. Conceivably, if you hit one hard enough,
take their head right off.
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899. Actually, our best Weapon
against these satanic cocksuckers,
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900. is this man.
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901. He's a preacher.
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902. As far as God's concerned,
We might as Well all be a piece of shit,
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903. but he's one of the boys.
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904. Only one problem,
his faith isn't what it used to be.
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905. I've had enough of your taunts.
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906. I'm not taunting you, Jacob. We need you.
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907. A faithless preacher doesn't mean shit to us.
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908. A servant of God can take a cross
and shove it up these monsters' asses.
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909. A servant of God can bless the tap Water
and make it a Weapon.
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910. Jacob,
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911. I know why you lost your faith.
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912. How could holiness exist if your wife can be
taken away from you and your children?
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913. NoW, I've always said
that God can kiss my ass.
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914. But I just changed
my lifetime tune about 30 minutes ago.
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915. 'Cause I know that whatever is out there
trying to get in,
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916. is pure evil, straight from hell.
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917. And if there is a hell,
and those sons of bitches are from it,
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918. then there has got to be a heaven, Jacob.
There's gotta be!
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919. So, which are you?
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920. Are you a faithless preacher,
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921. or are you a mean
motherfucking servant of God?
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922. I'm a mean
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923. servant of God.
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924. I don't know if I can take
much more of that noise.
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925. Sure you can.
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926. You can take it because you got no choice.
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927. How'd you like to spend 24 hours
of it lying in some muddy ditch,
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928. with nothing but the rotten corpses
of your friends to keep you company?
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929. What are you talking about?
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930. I was in 'Nam.
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931. Back in '72.
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932. I Was trapped behind enemy lines,
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933. with my entire squad dead.
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934. They thought they had killed everyone.
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935. Except for me, they Was right.
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936. But it Wasn't for their lack of trying.
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937. A grenade,
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938. blew up right beside me.
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939. That's why I'm so pretty.
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940. And they start pushing
all them bodies in on top of me.
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941. And all I could do, Was lay there.
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942. Play possum.
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943. Listen to the enemy joke, laugh,
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944. hour after hour after hour.
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945. Sex Machine.
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946. Kill them.
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947. So I finally climbed out of this hole
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948. and I sneaked up on the enemy
while he Was sleeping.
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949. And I killed one, two, three, four, five...
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950. When I came to my senses,
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951. I realized I had killed an entire VC squad.
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952. Single-handed.
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953. There was blood
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954. and chunks of yellow flesh,
clinging to my bayonet.
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955. To this day, I don't remember...
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956. Get him off of me! Get off of me!
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957. Please! Get him off!
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958. No!
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959. Dad!
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960. He fucking bit me. He fucking bit me.
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961. What are you gonna do about it?
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962. Come on, Sex Machine.
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963. Oh, shit!
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964. Get up! Get up! Up! Come on!
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965. Go! Fuck!
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966. Wait, We have to go back for my father.
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967. Your dad's dead, Kate.
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968. He is the light.
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969. The people who Walk
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970. in the darkness
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971. have seen the light!
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972. Open the door!
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973. Open the door!
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974. Go! Go!
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975. Oh, Daddy!
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976. Jacob, are you bit?
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977. Yeah.
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978. Motherfuck. Motherfucking vampires!
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979. I'm gonna kill every last one of
you godless, fucking pieces of shit!
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980. You bet you are
and I'm gonna help you do it.
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981. But We ain't got much time.
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982. - You're gonna be okay, aren't you?
- No, I'm not.
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983. I've been bit.
In fact, I'm already dead.
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984. NoW...
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985. I'd say in the next 20 or 30 minutes,
our friends outside will bust in this door
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986. and I'll probably turn into a vampire
within the hour.
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987. NoW, you have two choices.
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988. You can Wait for me to turn,
then deal with me.
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989. Or We can kick open that door,
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990. and the four of us can go at 'em,
hit 'em with everything We have.
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991. But if We're gonna go at 'em,
We gotta go at 'em noW.
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992. What's this stuff?
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993. My guess is this little dive
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994. has been feeding on bikers
and truckers for a long time.
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995. This is probably the shipments
they stole off the trucks.
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996. I say, let's tear this place apart for Weapons.
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997. So when they burst through that door,
We'll make 'em wish they never did.
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998. I don't care about living or dying anymore.
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999. I just Wanna send as many of
these devils back to hell, as I can.
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1000. Amen.
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1001. Loving God, bless this Water
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1002. and give us your protection and strength
in this, our darkest hour. Amen.
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1003. Before We go any further,
I need you three to promise me something.
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1004. I'll fight with you till the bitter end,
but when I turn into one of them,
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1005. I Won't be Jacob anymore.
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1006. I'll be a lapdog of Satan.
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1007. I Want you three to promise you'll
take me down, no different from the rest.
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1008. I promise, Jacob.
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1009. Kate? Scott?
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1010. I promise.
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1011. - Scott?
- Yeah, I promise.
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1012. Why don't I believe you?
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1013. I'm gonna ask you two again.
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1014. Then I Want you to swear to God,
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1015. that you'll kill me!
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1016. If you don't,
I'm gonna just kill myself right noW.
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1017. NoW, since you need me,
I think you better swear!
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1018. Kate, do you swear to God
that when I become one of the undead,
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1019. you'll kill me?
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1020. Kate!
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1021. We don't have much time,
so I'm only giving you to the count of five.
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1022. One, two, three, four...
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1023. Okay, all right! I promise I'll do it!
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1024. Good girl. NoW, Scott,
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1025. We have even less time,
so I'm giving you the count of three.
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1026. - One...
- No, you don't believe in suicide.
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1027. It's not suicide, if you're already dead. Two.
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1028. Okay! Okay.
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1029. I'll kill you when you change.
I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name.
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1030. Thank you, Son.
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1031. Okay, vampire killers,
let's kill some fucking vampires.
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1032. Those who walk in the darkness
have seen the light.
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1033. In the darkness have seen the light.
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1034. In the darkness, the light.
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1035. Those who walk in the darkness
have seen the light.
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1036. Kill 'em all!
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1037. Come on! Come on!
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1038. Dad?
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1039. Dad! No, Dad!
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1040. Dad! Dad!
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1041. I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name.
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1042. Oh, my God!
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1043. Fight noW, cry later!
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1044. Get the fuck off! Get off! Get off! Get 'em off!
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1045. Kill me, Kate.
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1046. Just kill me, Kate.
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1047. I can't.
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1048. - How many bullets you have?
- I don't know. Not many.
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1049. When you run out, start cold-cocking 'em.
Make 'em sing for their supper.
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1050. Seth, should I save the last bullets for us?
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1051. No. Use it on the next fuck
that tries to bite you.
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1052. Shoot more holes. Shoot more holes!
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1053. - Perfect.
- They can't go into the light.
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1054. Perfect. All right, go.
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1055. Hey, Seth, don't leave me.
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1056. Come here. Come here. Come on!
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1057. Come on, you!
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1058. Come here, you fucks!
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1059. Hello?
I'm looking for my friend Seth.
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1060. Carlos! Kick in the door!
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1061. Go!
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1062. Son of a bitch.
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1063. What the fuck Was goin' on in there?
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1064. What's the matter with you? Are you crazy?
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1065. Why, out of all the godforsaken shit holes
in Mexico do We have to meet here?
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1066. One place is just as good as another.
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1067. You ever been here before?
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1068. No. I drove by it a couple times.
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1069. It's a rowdy place.
It's out in the middle of nowhere.
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1070. There'll be no cops.
And it's open from dusk till dawn.
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1071. Didn't you say you Wanted to
meet in the morning? Here We are.
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1072. Well, since you just picked this
place out of a hat, my brother is dead,
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1073. that girl's entire fucking family is dead!
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1074. What Were they? Psychos?
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1075. They look like psychos?
Is that what they looked like?
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1076. They Were vampires.
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1077. Psychos do not explode
when sunlight hits them.
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1078. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
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1079. Seth, how can I make it up to you?
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1080. You can't make it up to me, Carlos.
You can't do it.
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1081. Can't make it up!
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1082. 15 % instead of 30 % for my stay
in El Rey, that's a good start.
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1083. Twenty-eight.
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1084. My brother's gone.
You understand that?
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1085. He's gone and he's not coming back
and that is your fault.
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1086. Twenty.
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1087. - Twenty-five.
- Twenty-five.
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1088. Kate. Go to the RV, get the suitcase.
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1089. You look like hell.
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1090. You want a cold beer?
I got some in the car.
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1091. Come on, they're cold. Huh?
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1092. I got Mexican and domestic.
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1093. - So, how do you like the car?
- It's all right.
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1094. I said "like new." This is a '90.
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1095. Hey, it is new, cabron.
Belonged to a drug dealer friend of mine.
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1096. Hey, he only drove it,
like, 14 times in five years.
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1097. It's like new, I swear to God.
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1098. - So, what do I do, follow you?
- Yeah, follow me.
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1099. All right, let's do it.
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1100. I'm sorry.
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1101. Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
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1102. - I'll see ya.
- Seth?
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1103. You need some company?
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1104. Kate, do you know where I'm going?
Do you know what El Rey is?
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1105. - No.
- Hey, Seth.
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1106. It's time to go.
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1107. Go home, Kate.
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1108. I may be a bastard,
but I'm not a fucking bastard.
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1109. Hot air hangs like a dead man
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1110. From a white oak tree
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1111. People sittin' on porches
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1112. Thinking how things used to be
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1113. Dark night
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1114. It's a dark night
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1115. Dark night
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1116. It's a dark night
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1117. Everything about her was natural
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1118. Everything about her was cool
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1119. But I'm a little partial for beautiful girls
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1120. Even if their bloods run blue
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1121. I think I see her
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1122. I think I want her
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1123. I think I love her
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1124. She's just killing me
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1125. I think she's killing me
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1126. Her castanets are enormous
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1127. Her bongo beat absolute
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1128. And when she doin' midnight performances
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1129. She's got a secret something to boot
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1130. I think I see her
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1131. I think I want her
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1132. Oh, I think I love her
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1133. But she's just killing me, killing me
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1134. I think she's killing me
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1135. Oooh
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1136. Miss Santanico Pandemonium
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1137. Don't get any lower or slower
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1138. What you see is what you get conmigo
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1139. And the bonus of an albino boa
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1140. I think I see her
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1141. I think I want her
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1142. Yes, I think I love her
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1143. She's just killing me, killing me
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1144. She's just killing me
That's some time I had
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1145. Oh, I think I see her
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1146. I know I love her
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1147. Yes, I might love her
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1148. She's just killing me
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1149. She wanna be killing me
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1150. Suck my blood
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