1. 'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,Copy !req
2. not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.Copy !req
3. Goddamn, Day-Day.Copy !req
4. Take it all.
One, two, get up, three.Copy !req
5. That's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
6. Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby.
Eyes cocked like a pistol.Copy !req
7. All I want, Santa Claus,
is two fat bitches and a bag of weedCopy !req
8. and two bags of chips
to give to the fat bitches.Copy !req
9. What the...Copy !req
10. Damn, these niggas are broke.Copy !req
11. No Christmas ham in here. Nothing.Copy !req
12. It's a damn shame.Copy !req
13. All I want is two fat bitches
and some cheeseburgersCopy !req
14. so Cheeco can lick on themCopy !req
15. and two years' supply
of rolling paper.Copy !req
16. Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
17. This gonna be good right here.
I'm so hungry.Copy !req
18. What the hell
you doin' in my houseCopy !req
19. eatin' a big-ass sandwich and shit?Copy !req
20. Nigga, I'm Santa Claus.
Where's the milk and cookies?Copy !req
21. Santa Claus!Copy !req
22. Shit!Copy !req
23. You better get your ass outta here!Copy !req
24. Goddamn!Copy !req
25. Day-Day! Day-Day!Copy !req
26. All I want is a fat bitch with
a name belt that say "Glitter" on it.Copy !req
27. Day-Day! Help me, man!Copy !req
28. Merry Christmas, motherfucker!Copy !req
29. As you can see.Copy !req
30. I got my black ass
back in the ghetto.Copy !req
31. the only place
where you can get robbedCopy !req
32. by Santa Claus
on Chistmas Eve.Copy !req
33. Shit!Copy !req
34. I don't know if I can handle
another goddamn Friday.Copy !req
35. This shit hurt.Copy !req
36. Day-Day! Wake up, man!
We just got robbed!Copy !req
37. Get your scary ass up, man!
I know you heard that shit!Copy !req
38. Get out of here, man!Copy !req
39. Wake your ass up!Copy !req
40. Come on, man,
I gotta call the po-po!Copy !req
41. What you say? Damn.Copy !req
42. We just got robbed, Cheeco.Copy !req
43. Unit 415. man
in the middle of the street.Copy !req
44. Then what happened?Copy !req
45. Then I caught him.
I hit him, like, four times.Copy !req
46. I would've been a boxer,
but I was in Special Education.Copy !req
47. I'm telling you,
I was whooping his ass!Copy !req
48. Craig got to fightin' with him,
he beat his ass.Copy !req
49. - Go check out the bedrooms.
- Sure.Copy !req
50. What else did he get?Copy !req
51. Like I said,
he took all of our presents,Copy !req
52. he took my CD collection,Copy !req
53. he even took
Day-Day's baby pictures.Copy !req
54. And he got our speaker
with all our rent money in it.Copy !req
55. Rent money!Copy !req
56. - Sit your ass down!
- Who got the rent money?Copy !req
57. You ain't about to do nothin'.Copy !req
58. Jumpin' up like you Mr. Get Bad.Copy !req
59. Where was you when he was
beatin' my ass with that tree?Copy !req
60. - Craig, my leg is hurtin', man.
- Good!Copy !req
61. Yeah, he got
the rent money. All of it.Copy !req
62. You're positive he was dressed
like Santa Claus?Copy !req
63. Jolly white fat guy,
little red suit,Copy !req
64. couple elves packin' the bags.Copy !req
65. He's a project Santa Claus.Copy !req
66. Picture Ol' Dirty Bastard
in a Santa Claus suit.Copy !req
67. Can you picture that?Copy !req
68. Do you know who
Ol' Dirty Bastard is?Copy !req
69. I'm not big on that.Copy !req
70. You oughta be nervous.
You a black cop.Copy !req
71. You two motherfuckers huddle up
or something and find this dude.Copy !req
72. Stay right there.Copy !req
73. I ain't goin' nowhere.Copy !req
74. - Calm down.
- I'm calm.Copy !req
75. - You're gonna sit in the car.
- Do your fucking job!Copy !req
76. You're pushing the wrong buttons.Copy !req
77. We the victims, man.Copy !req
78. That victim shit is way overblown.Copy !req
79. Just sit there and shut up.Copy !req
80. Asshole.Copy !req
81. Santa Claus strikes again.Copy !req
82. Makes me want to go home
and lock up all my shit.Copy !req
83. You gotta stop talking
to the police like that.Copy !req
84. Shut up! You better stop
talking to me like that.Copy !req
85. I could kick your ass
for the way you actin' this morning.Copy !req
86. We gonna have our Christmas party?Copy !req
87. How we gonna have a party
with our apartment looking like this?Copy !req
88. We can't cancel the party, man!
What about the hos we had coming?Copy !req
89. I invited some nice-ass girls.Copy !req
90. They gonna fuck for a buck,Copy !req
91. do something strange
for a little piece of change,Copy !req
92. and I know we gonna
make them holler for a dollar.Copy !req
93. One said they was gonna
suck my dick from the back.Copy !req
94. I ain't never had that
ever happen to me.Copy !req
95. I'm trying to go see
what that be like right there—Copy !req
96. Look, man, I don't give
a shit about you, that party.Copy !req
97. All I got to worry about is the rent,Copy !req
98. and it was your idea
to use half the rent money...Copy !req
99. Dix, I think we got something here.Copy !req
100. Well, well. Whose is this?Copy !req
101. Actually, it's both of ours.Copy !req
102. No, it ain't!Copy !req
103. It is, but it's for
medicinal uses only.Copy !req
104. I mean, he got cataract,
lazy eye, a little glaucoma.Copy !req
105. - See that eye right there?
- Little shot of gonorrhea, see?Copy !req
106. Do you guys have any idea
what we could do to you for this?Copy !req
107. - No.
- Juvenile center?Copy !req
108. We can make your Christmas
worse than it already is.Copy !req
109. Being that it's Friday,Copy !req
110. that means you're not gonna
see a judge till possibly Monday.Copy !req
111. Maybe.Copy !req
112. But, since we're nice guys,
we'll just confiscate this plant,Copy !req
113. take it with us until we find
this Santa Claus character.Copy !req
114. That's fucked up, too.Copy !req
115. Oh, hey,
and when we find St. Nick,Copy !req
116. what do y'all want us
to do to him, you know?Copy !req
117. Cracked ribs, fractured skull,
little eye gouge?Copy !req
118. Fractured skull,
beat the shit out that motherfucker.Copy !req
119. - Eye gouge, that's the shit.
- And an eye gouge.Copy !req
120. I say stick a plunger in his ass,
like they did in New York.Copy !req
121. Fractured skull.Copy !req
122. This is Officer Brian Dix.
I'm Officer Alvin Hole.Copy !req
123. We'll let you know
if anything develops.Copy !req
124. Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.Copy !req
125. We'll call you...Copy !req
126. if we find anything.Copy !req
127. I like them police right there.Copy !req
128. You got a big pile of dog shit
in the middle of your bed.Copy !req
129. You might want to check that out.Copy !req
130. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
131. He's the dick.Copy !req
132. What the hell
is going on around here?Copy !req
133. Happy Holidays, Miss Pearly.Copy !req
134. Police running in and out!
What the hell is going on?Copy !req
135. Somebody broke in
and stole all our stuff.Copy !req
136. That bullshit security.Copy !req
137. I sure hope they
didn't get the rent moneyCopy !req
138. 'cause you two niggas
been ducking and dodging meCopy !req
139. for about three weeks now.Copy !req
140. Me—Copy !req
141. Today is the day
you motherfuckers is gonna kick in!Copy !req
142. Why you always bring your ass
up here harassing us?Copy !req
143. With that big ol' wolf pussy?Copy !req
144. You come here all the time
smelling like that.Copy !req
145. - You don't even own the place!
- You just the manager.Copy !req
146. And I'm gonna manage
to evict your skinny-punk black assCopy !req
147. out of here today if you two
motherfuckers don't pay up your rent.Copy !req
148. Man, get that lined up.Copy !req
149. Don't you worry about it, bitch.
I know somebody like it.Copy !req
150. Take your ass back downstairs,
'cause you ain't evictin' nobodyCopy !req
151. unless you got
a motherfucking army with you.Copy !req
152. I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-Ass!Copy !req
153. My son Damon home right now.Copy !req
154. Damon!Copy !req
155. I had a nightmare
about that fool last night.Copy !req
156. Day-Day!Copy !req
157. Craig!Copy !req
158. Which one of you bitches
want to wash my drawers tonight?Copy !req
159. - That'd be him.
- Him.Copy !req
160. Okay.Copy !req
161. I wash on Sundays, anyway.Copy !req
162. Starch or press?Copy !req
163. Starch, nigga!Copy !req
164. Move!Copy !req
165. Come on in, Miss Pearly.Copy !req
166. - When did he get out?
- Last night.Copy !req
167. And I'm gonna let you two bitches
in on a little secret—Copy !req
168. when you spend 12 years
on a level-4 prison yard,Copy !req
169. you become quite fond
of little ol' girls like yourselves.Copy !req
170. So either I'm gonna
get my rent money today,Copy !req
171. or somebody getting
their salad tossed tonight!Copy !req
172. Damn!Copy !req
173. That ain't even necessary.Copy !req
174. Sure ain't!Copy !req
175. We start our new job today,Copy !req
176. and I swear to God we're gonna
have your money later on tonight—Copy !req
177. cash... in your hand!Copy !req
178. You better!Copy !req
179. Either you fixin' to come see me,
or Damon gonna come see you.Copy !req
180. Simple as that.Copy !req
181. You like 'cause your son is a fag?Copy !req
182. Shut up, bitch!Copy !req
183. Tell your fine daddy I said...Copy !req
184. I hate that bitch!Copy !req
185. Tight-ass pants, man! Shit!Copy !req
186. Look how tight
these motherfucking pants are.Copy !req
187. I can't even do
the James Brown in these pants.Copy !req
188. Good. I don't want
to see you do the James Brown.Copy !req
189. We ain't never gonna get
no pussy in these clothes.Copy !req
190. I'm gonna get some.Copy !req
191. Tasha, how we look?Copy !req
192. Like a couple of rent-a-cops.Copy !req
193. What about them rent-a-tits?Copy !req
194. See, the clothes don't make the player,Copy !req
195. the player make the clothes.Copy !req
196. Rent-a-cops get pussy, too.Copy !req
197. I'm not no rent-a-cop,
I'm a Top Flight SecurityCopy !req
198. and don't you never forget it.Copy !req
199. I swear, the first motherfucker
get out of hand...Copy !req
200. - I'm gonna beat the—
- Shit!Copy !req
201. Craig and Day-Day.Copy !req
202. Just the niggas I need to see.Copy !req
203. Yo, what's up, O.G., triple O.G.,Copy !req
204. O.G. triple, triple... O.G.?Copy !req
205. You got out last night?Copy !req
206. I ain't seen y'all
in about 12 years, nigga.Copy !req
207. I was little. I was about—Copy !req
208. You're grown up now, though.Copy !req
209. Give a nigga a hug, dawg.Copy !req
210. I'm about to go—Copy !req
211. It's cool, dawg, it's cool. Come here.Copy !req
212. Yeah, right there.Copy !req
213. - Group hug, nigga.
- Come on, Craig.Copy !req
214. All right, come here.Copy !req
215. Get your ass over here.
Talk to you for a minute.Copy !req
216. What's up, dawg?Copy !req
217. It's good to be home,Copy !req
218. 'cause in the prison, dawg,
ain't nothin' but the fellas, nigga.Copy !req
219. - That's what I heard.
- I swear, man.Copy !req
220. We got to care about each other.Copy !req
221. That's right.Copy !req
222. Somebody go get my mother!Copy !req
223. I heard you motherfuckers
ain't paid your rent this month.Copy !req
224. Ducking and dodging
my moms and shit!Copy !req
225. Get your tittie off my chin!Copy !req
226. Show up here tonight
without that rent money,Copy !req
227. and we gonna get
real motherfucking acquainted.Copy !req
228. You dig?Copy !req
229. - I can't breathe, I swear to God!
- He can't breathe!Copy !req
230. Do you dig?Copy !req
231. I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me.Copy !req
232. - Digging it.
- Good, good.Copy !req
233. 'Cause I'm gonna
only say this shit once.Copy !req
234. Come on, man, let's go.Copy !req
235. Y'all look good in your little
tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits.Copy !req
236. Merry Christmas, niggettes.Copy !req
237. Shit, man! That's bullshit, man.Copy !req
238. He's gonna try and do
something strange to us!Copy !req
239. I'm gonna think of something.Copy !req
240. That's fucked up, man.Copy !req
241. He might do something strange
to you, though.Copy !req
242. Puff-puff and give, motherfucker.Copy !req
243. This is good shit.
I ain't gonna be your mother—Copy !req
244. - Damn!
- Hurry up!Copy !req
245. About a yean ago.
my Pops quit his dog-catching jobCopy !req
246. and went into business
with my Uncle Elroy.Copy !req
247. They opened up a spot
called Bros. Barb-B-Q.Copy !req
248. "Tastes so good.
make you wanna slap your mama."Copy !req
249. You might've
seen the commercial.Copy !req
250. Y'all tired of that barbecue
from up the street.Copy !req
251. where they give you
more sauce than meat?Copy !req
252. Bning your big ass down
to Bros. Bar-B-Q.Copy !req
253. 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.Copy !req
254. That's right off Manciesten.Copy !req
255. Bros. Bar-B-Q. Tastes so good.
make you want to slap your mama!Copy !req
256. Don't it. Willie?Copy !req
257. Yeah. Boy. Hey. Mama.Copy !req
258. What the hell you want?Copy !req
259. Ain't but one location.
so it's nearest you.Copy !req
260. You might've missed it.Copy !req
261. They only had enough money
for a 15-second spot.Copy !req
262. But anyway. My Pops
got me and Day-DayCopy !req
263. these jobs
at the same strip mallCopy !req
264. as Christmas-help security.Copy !req
265. Look, Day-Day,
we only security guards, okay?Copy !req
266. Ghetto security guards at that.Copy !req
267. We ain't Cops.
we ain't America's Most Wanted.Copy !req
268. Blue.
none of that shit you watch.Copy !req
269. We something like them.Copy !req
270. No. Nothing like it.Copy !req
271. All we gonna do— take it easy,
make this money,Copy !req
272. you're gonna watch your temper—Copy !req
273. I ain't got to watch shit!Copy !req
274. You gonna treat people right,
talk to people right.Copy !req
275. You can get your ass kicked
around here real quick.Copy !req
276. I don't care about it
getting out of hand.Copy !req
277. I ain't getting into shit
because of you.Copy !req
278. This is a job, man.
This ain't an adventure.Copy !req
279. This is real, and I'm gonna
let you know, I'm not having it.Copy !req
280. Everybody's a suspect today.Copy !req
281. And I told you, I'm a player.Copy !req
282. I don't care about none of that.Copy !req
283. Damn!Copy !req
284. Get your ass out, player.Copy !req
285. Fuck, you remedial!Copy !req
286. - What does that mean?
- Retarded!Copy !req
287. - That wasn't nothing.
- Dumb-ass, let's go.Copy !req
288. I mess up all the time.Copy !req
289. Come here! Look!Copy !req
290. - That's him!
- Let's get that mother!Copy !req
291. Get him! Kick him!Copy !req
292. - Craig! Day-Day!
- Uncle Willie!Copy !req
293. What the hell you doing to me?Copy !req
294. What's happening?Copy !req
295. Man, I didn't know!Copy !req
296. Pop, I thought
you were somebody else!Copy !req
297. Willie, what are you doing
to them boys back there?Copy !req
298. Nothing! I'm counting
money at the register.Copy !req
299. These fools
knock the hell out of me...Copy !req
300. We made a mistake. Day-Day
ran in and jumped on Daddy!Copy !req
301. He's lying!Copy !req
302. Why you boys
beating up on Santa Claus?Copy !req
303. He broke in our house
and stole our presents.Copy !req
304. - And Craig let him do it!
- Why, Craig?Copy !req
305. - Why blame me?
- 'Cause you did!Copy !req
306. I tried to fight him, and Day-Day...Copy !req
307. I was screaming,
he wouldn't even help.Copy !req
308. What did you do, Day-Day?Copy !req
309. Nothing!
He stayed asleep the whole time.Copy !req
310. Can I tell my story?Copy !req
311. I ain't done shit, but he could have
did something about it!Copy !req
312. What did he look like?Copy !req
313. Like Bobby Brown
in a goddamned Santa Claus suit!Copy !req
314. I heard about him.Copy !req
315. They call him
the "Santa Clause Crook."Copy !req
316. He robbed a lady
in the parking lot last week.Copy !req
317. He called her
a "ho ho ho" and kept running.Copy !req
318. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
319. I'm Cookie, the new waitress,
and, um...Copy !req
320. Elroy's new girlfriend.Copy !req
321. You got another one?
You're gonna catch something!Copy !req
322. You should have kept
Sugar's nasty ass. What happened?Copy !req
323. I kicked her country ass
to the curb.Copy !req
324. Hooked up with her little sister.Copy !req
325. That's how we players roll!Copy !req
326. Elroy, read my lips—
you ain't no player!Copy !req
327. You don't know nothing
about being a player.Copy !req
328. Betty done had your ass
pussy-whipped for about 30 years!Copy !req
329. Nobody got me pussy-whipped.Copy !req
330. I... whips... pussy!Copy !req
331. You boys look really good
with your rent-a-cop outfits on.Copy !req
332. Yes, very attractive.Copy !req
333. This is Top Flight Security.
We ain't no rent-a-cops.Copy !req
334. Daddy, how I look?Copy !req
335. - Like a damn snitch!
- Man, that's cold!Copy !req
336. Look like you're ready
to tell on somebody right now!Copy !req
337. Where's your flashlight at?
You're supposed to have one.Copy !req
338. You've got to shine some damn body!Copy !req
339. We're supposed to get handcuffs,
flashlights, taser guns—Copy !req
340. Two German shepherds.Copy !req
341. Y'all must not know what happened
to the last security guards.Copy !req
342. Mama's in the kitchen with the sauce.Copy !req
343. Aw, shit! The sauce! Move, girl!Copy !req
344. What happened
to the other two sec—Copy !req
345. Wait a minute!Copy !req
346. Go say hello to your grandmother.Copy !req
347. Come on, let's go. Move your big ass!Copy !req
348. What happened with
the last two security guards?Copy !req
349. - Wake up, Mama.
- What the hell you want?Copy !req
350. You burned the sauce again.
Give me the spoon.Copy !req
351. Nobody's gonna hit you.Copy !req
352. You've lost your mind
since Willie slapped you.Copy !req
353. Damn, what happened to her?Copy !req
354. You should never have let her
into the commercial, anyway.Copy !req
355. Got no business working.Copy !req
356. You're the one
gave her a concussion, Willie.Copy !req
357. - You were supposed to be acting.
- I should have smacked you!Copy !req
358. How's she doing?Copy !req
359. Hey, Big Mama, you all right?Copy !req
360. - Who are you?
- It's Craig, Mama.Copy !req
361. - Who Craig?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
362. Your oldest grandson.
The smart one, not Day-Day.Copy !req
363. She's still having blackouts
and blurred vision.Copy !req
364. Bet you remember Day-Day!Copy !req
365. Why you always
playing with her all the time?Copy !req
366. That's enough
damn salt there, Willie.Copy !req
367. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
368. Don't nobody want all that salt
in their potato salad!Copy !req
369. Y'all argue too much!Copy !req
370. What's wrong with y'all?
Y'all should get married.Copy !req
371. Why are you in so much
competition with me?Copy !req
372. You jealous, Willie.Copy !req
373. I can't help it!
I look better than you do!Copy !req
374. You don't.Copy !req
375. - I cook better than you.
- You can't.Copy !req
376. - My dick is bigger than yours.
- It was cold that night.Copy !req
377. Think— last year at this time,
you had won the Lotto,Copy !req
378. over $1 million.Copy !req
379. Anybody else would be living
in the French Riviera.Copy !req
380. You're back here
cooking pigs' feet with meCopy !req
381. at Bros. B-B-B-Bar-B-Q.Copy !req
382. You tied-tongued dog catcher!Copy !req
383. You best check on the sauce.
Mama's out on her feet again.Copy !req
384. Dumb-ass dog catcher.Copy !req
385. "I'm a Lotto stud.
Lotto fucking stud."Copy !req
386. So after Pops and Unc argued
for another 15 minutes.Copy !req
387. it was time
to meet our new boss.Copy !req
388. His name is Moly.Copy !req
389. He ran the whole strip mall
and owned Holy Moly Donuts.Copy !req
390. But trust me. don't even. Even. Even.
even. Even. Even. Even eat there.Copy !req
391. We'll take the usual, Moly.Copy !req
392. How you doing, boy?Copy !req
393. Good, buddy.
Merry Christmas, buddy.Copy !req
394. Happy Hanukkah. L'claim.Copy !req
395. These are my boys.Copy !req
396. I'll be with you
in just one minute, buddy.Copy !req
397. Take your time.Copy !req
398. Just be still.Copy !req
399. What's up? How's business?Copy !req
400. Everything is wonderful. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
401. Have you seen our commercial?Copy !req
402. Barbecue so good, makes you
want to smack your mama.Copy !req
403. - What the fu—
- Hey, buddy!Copy !req
404. What the fuck wrong with you?Copy !req
405. Sorry, buddy. Reaction.Copy !req
406. Hey, guys, I hear
someone's looking for a job.Copy !req
407. I want to ask a question.Copy !req
408. I... okay.Copy !req
409. When we get our guns?Copy !req
410. No guns. You are Top Flight
unarmed security guards.Copy !req
411. - What about walkie-talkies?
- And flashlights?Copy !req
412. Whoever catch the girl back there
giving head behind the trash can?Copy !req
413. I have to come back there
with the flashlight and catch her.Copy !req
414. You are supposed to be tough guys.
You don't need gadgets, huh?Copy !req
415. All you need is this here.Copy !req
416. If there's any problems,
you just blow. Toot-toot!Copy !req
417. These guys are here
all the time. They come running.Copy !req
418. Goddamn, Craig!Copy !req
419. - Can we have more donuts?
- Please.Copy !req
420. See? Very quick
response time, huh?Copy !req
421. You guys ready for tour of property?Copy !req
422. Give me a twister. Make it two.
Hold the flies.Copy !req
423. Keep up. Come on.
One-two, one-two, one-two.Copy !req
424. Come on.Copy !req
425. Since you've been here many times,
I'm gonna make it short and sweet.Copy !req
426. Buddy, come on.Copy !req
427. As you know, this here is my place.Copy !req
428. This is
the Holy Moly Donut Shop, huh?Copy !req
429. Say it with me, guys—
"Holy Moly Donut Shop."Copy !req
430. Very good. You get one
free bear claw every lunch break.Copy !req
431. - Come on, guys.
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
432. Okay.
Over here is the Chrome Dome.Copy !req
433. You got cars, they got rims.Copy !req
434. This, of course, is your
family business, Bros. Bar-B-Q.Copy !req
435. That's check cashing.
No I.D. required.Copy !req
436. This one here
is a brand-new store.Copy !req
437. It's Pimps and Hos—
some kind of flashy clothing.Copy !req
438. - Damn!
- Damn!Copy !req
439. Who is that?Copy !req
440. That's Donna.
She's the owner's girlfriend.Copy !req
441. He's a funny-dressing kind of guy
from out of town or something.Copy !req
442. He's kind of a pig, though.
He treat her like shit, man.Copy !req
443. I would love for her
to be one of my wives, huh?Copy !req
444. Damn, how many wives you got?Copy !req
445. Me? 12, buddy.Copy !req
446. Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?Copy !req
447. Whodini. You know Who—Copy !req
448. Yeah, buddy! Okay!Copy !req
449. He's a character. Real big character.Copy !req
450. He's short but big.Copy !req
451. He's funny-looking, huh?Copy !req
452. I don't know. Why he dress like this?Copy !req
453. How are you? Doesn't matter.
Get the trunk.Copy !req
454. Thank you.Copy !req
455. He's got problems.Copy !req
456. Quickly, now, quickly.
Got a business to run.Copy !req
457. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
458. And don't drag that coat.Copy !req
459. It costs more than you do.Copy !req
460. Okay, and over here,
this is a liquor store.Copy !req
461. Don't let nobody hang out
in front of liquor store.Copy !req
462. Nobody, buddy.Copy !req
463. Nobody.Copy !req
464. And this is your booth.Copy !req
465. Any questions?Copy !req
466. - I've got one question.
- What's up, buddy?Copy !req
467. What happened to the last guards
that worked here?Copy !req
468. You ask too many questions, man.
It's time to get to work.Copy !req
469. Remember, you guys are
Top Flight security guards,Copy !req
470. best in the whole world, huh?Copy !req
471. You have to defend this whole place
with your own life.Copy !req
472. And I'll die for this shit, too.Copy !req
473. Remember, Christmas Eve
means lots of shoppers.Copy !req
474. If there's any trouble,
you come get me—Copy !req
475. when you take care of it,
then come get me.Copy !req
476. Okay, go, go. Come on.Copy !req
477. Come on. Keep it real, huh?Copy !req
478. When are you gonna ask him
for an advancementCopy !req
479. on our first week's pay?Copy !req
480. Don't worry about that.
I'll ask when the time is right.Copy !req
481. Just keep your rabbit-ass mouth shut.Copy !req
482. - Remember what Damon said.
- You remember what I said.Copy !req
483. Don't start trying to outthink me,
because you're gonna hurt yourself.Copy !req
484. Where you think you going?Copy !req
485. - It's small in here.
- No, you're big in here.Copy !req
486. Get off my foot!Copy !req
487. - Just scoot over there.
- You scoot over, man!Copy !req
488. This shit is uncomfortable, man.
Can't even move in here.Copy !req
489. So what? Just deal with it. I got to.Copy !req
490. What are we gonna do now?Copy !req
491. Sit here and wait
for something to happen.Copy !req
492. Not me.Copy !req
493. That shit is boring, man.Copy !req
494. Good. I like boring.
Easy money for us.Copy !req
495. I hope
don't nothing happen all day.Copy !req
496. We can sit and watch these females
shop till they drop.Copy !req
497. Matter of fact, watch out.Copy !req
498. Ain't this a bitch?
I'm waiting on some action to jump off.Copy !req
499. You heard what Mr. Moly said.Copy !req
500. We Top Flight
security of the world, Craig!Copy !req
501. Shit! Not just the city, the world!Copy !req
502. Been jacked by Santa Claus,
all kind of shit.Copy !req
503. They need security
in the world, Craig!Copy !req
504. Shit!Copy !req
505. For one thing, calm down.
Slow your roll.Copy !req
506. Don't let that man pump you up
and get your ass shot out here.Copy !req
507. We ain't no damn
Top Flight security of the world!Copy !req
508. We Craig and Day-Day,
so just kick back, relax—Copy !req
509. You heard what happened
to the last security guards.Copy !req
510. You didn't even hear what happened,Copy !req
511. so how the fuck was I gonna hear it?Copy !req
512. Just do your job,
and I'm gonna do mine.Copy !req
513. - Shit.
- No problem.Copy !req
514. - I'm gonna do my job.
- No problem.Copy !req
515. Get your damn feet
out of my f—Copy !req
516. Bingo! I got action.Copy !req
517. What's up?Copy !req
518. Heaven and—
fuck all that shit!Copy !req
519. Y'all hos got to get off
this corner with that!Copy !req
520. Excuse me, sugar,
what did you just say?Copy !req
521. You heard me what I said.
Y'all hos got to move off this corner.Copy !req
522. You better watch
your little filthy mouth.Copy !req
523. You are talking
to children of the Lord.Copy !req
524. That's right!Copy !req
525. I want you to know
who you're talking to, too—Copy !req
526. Top Flight
motherfucking security!Copy !req
527. You can't talk to these
old-ass ladies like that!Copy !req
528. Just back me up
and do your damn job!Copy !req
529. Y'all movin' on
and take that shit—Copy !req
530. Wait a minute, bitch!
I ain't no killer, you understand me?Copy !req
531. But don't you push me,
don't you touch me!Copy !req
532. You gonna make me blow this.
I'll clear all this shit out with this.Copy !req
533. Joker, fuck you and your whistle!Copy !req
534. Y'all trying to use the Lord
to sell pussy on this corner.Copy !req
535. Shut your little filthy mouth!Copy !req
536. Calm down.Copy !req
537. Let's go on to church, and we
gonna pray for these niggas.Copy !req
538. Have mercy, Jesus.
Forgive me, Lord.Copy !req
539. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
540. You can't talk to people like that.
That's somebody grandmama, fool!Copy !req
541. I can talk to people
any fucking way I want to,Copy !req
542. and I'm the law around here.Copy !req
543. And I'm gonna write your ass up
for insubordination.Copy !req
544. Let me do my job and you do yours.Copy !req
545. Top Flight!Copy !req
546. Man. I couldn't believe
how Day-Day was acting.Copy !req
547. Even since he got
that whistle around his neck.Copy !req
548. He been acting like
a neal asshole rent-a-cop.Copy !req
549. Look at him!Copy !req
550. Where you going?Copy !req
551. I'm trying to park so I can go
in the check-cashing place.Copy !req
552. You can't park right here
because there's a new policy.Copy !req
553. Give me the number,
or you can't park here.Copy !req
554. I ain't never heard
of no policy like that.Copy !req
555. You ain't never met a Top Flight
security nigga like me!Copy !req
556. Give me the number
or get to fucking rolling.Copy !req
557. Look at that fool.
I've got to put a stop to this shit.Copy !req
558. no parking spot, okay,
'cause I'm married!Copy !req
559. - Get this piece of shit out of here!
- He's just playing.Copy !req
560. No, I'm not playing.
You better not park!Copy !req
561. - Bye-bye.
- Bring that car back here!Copy !req
562. Man, what did I do?Copy !req
563. I got this.Copy !req
564. Why every time you get
a little position of power,Copy !req
565. you abuse your authority?Copy !req
566. You need to work
on your people skills.Copy !req
567. That's bullshit. My people skills
are way better than yours.Copy !req
568. Just sit down and relax.Copy !req
569. Bingo! Got more action!Copy !req
570. Get y'all little bad-ass mo'
over here!Copy !req
571. Leave them damn kids alone!
They ain't messing with you!Copy !req
572. Stop blowing that goddamn whistle!Copy !req
573. What's wrong with you? You tripping!Copy !req
574. Some L.A.P.D. shit.Copy !req
575. You know what?
Don't hate... appreciate.Copy !req
576. You're just mad
'cause I'm always on the...Copy !req
577. crime whistle!Copy !req
578. I'll calm your ass down
one way or another.Copy !req
579. - You ain't got to calm me down.
- Fire that up.Copy !req
580. Not on duty. Not on duty!Copy !req
581. You better fire this up!Copy !req
582. I ain't no grocery-store bouncer.
I'm a Top Flight security guard.Copy !req
583. You got to recognize
the difference between the police—Copy !req
584. - Light the shit.
- We are not little no more.Copy !req
585. - Come on!
- What?Copy !req
586. You know what?Copy !req
587. You're not gonna be punking me
when we get 40.Copy !req
588. This shit gonna stop one day, dude.Copy !req
589. Well, it ain't
gonna stop today, so light it upCopy !req
590. before I beat that ass.Copy !req
591. - Whatever.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
592. This Barney Fife shit.Copy !req
593. I'm thinking of something right now.Copy !req
594. That's some good shit, right?Copy !req
595. no. You're a bad-ass influence
on my life.Copy !req
596. Ever since
I've been kicking it with you,Copy !req
597. my life
has been a shambles, dude.Copy !req
598. Give me my goddamn joint.Copy !req
599. Hold on.
Let me hit it one more time.Copy !req
600. One more time,
let me hit it, man!Copy !req
601. You gave it to me to smoke!Copy !req
602. I ain't no bad influence on you.
I'm the best cousin you've got.Copy !req
603. If it wasn't for me, you'd be
getting punked all the time.Copy !req
604. And I keep you safe
and I keep you warm,Copy !req
605. 'cause you know
how little timid you are.Copy !req
606. Look. Look.Copy !req
607. Whatever.Copy !req
608. Man, it's just us,
Craig and Day-Day. Damn!Copy !req
609. I was about to Barry Bonds
y'all's black asses!Copy !req
610. You almost made me
catch a heart attack!Copy !req
611. I ought to hit your ass
and give you brain damage.Copy !req
612. Let me hit that before Willie
bring his old square ass out here.Copy !req
613. You can go to jail
for some shit like that, for real.Copy !req
614. He been real brand-new today.Copy !req
615. How's it going out here so far?Copy !req
616. It's been boring and quiet.Copy !req
617. Just wait around.Copy !req
618. Them young thugs don't come out
till about 1:00 or 1:30.Copy !req
619. They coming. I just pray to God
I'm here when they come.Copy !req
620. Uncle Elroy gonna beat
the shit out of 'em!Copy !req
621. Ho ho ho, motherfuckers!Copy !req
622. What you looking at
before I shoot you in your mouth?Copy !req
623. Up against the wall!Copy !req
624. Jesus!Copy !req
625. Shut up! What you got, toothpick?Copy !req
626. I ain't got nothing.Copy !req
627. Done shit on yourself!
What you looking at?Copy !req
628. Don't I know you?Copy !req
629. You gonna know a bullet in your ass!
This all you got?Copy !req
630. I ain't got nothing
but 20 funky-ass dollars.Copy !req
631. I ought to shoot your broke ass.Copy !req
632. What's up, Al Green?Copy !req
633. You remind me of them old players
that be clubbing with young girls.Copy !req
634. You remind me of a young nigga
fucking with the wrong old nigga!Copy !req
635. He's gonna shoot your ass!
Get up against the wall!Copy !req
636. Shut up! Give me the watch!Copy !req
637. No, not the Rolie.Copy !req
638. Now it's a "stoley."
Looking like a Mississippi pimp.Copy !req
639. Bitch better have my
sweet potatoes. Top Flight Security!Copy !req
640. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.Copy !req
641. Santa Claus got my Rolex!
Let's get him!Copy !req
642. Do something! Do something!Copy !req
643. - Don't just stand there. Help me.
- Shit! How?Copy !req
644. Move, move, move!Copy !req
645. three quarters,
two dimes, and a nickel!Copy !req
646. Y'all didn't hear me
blowing this whistle?Copy !req
647. What is it, buddy?Copy !req
648. We just got jacked by Santa Claus!
He almost tied us up and fucked us!Copy !req
649. - He pulled out a pistol...
- Dodo, you on crack, buddy?Copy !req
650. - Hey, man, just let it go.
- Get your goddamn hands off me!Copy !req
651. Me, my cousin, and my daddy—
we just got jacked by Santa Claus!Copy !req
652. But you're security guard, buddy.Copy !req
653. That's why I asked your ass
for them two flashlights.Copy !req
654. These guys!Copy !req
655. That's why I hate the fuckin' law!Copy !req
656. Get your fat ass up and do something!Copy !req
657. You get up, too!Copy !req
658. Give me flashlights,
or we gonna get killed around here!Copy !req
659. Jacked by Santa Claus
on Christmas Eve!Copy !req
660. Twice in one day!Copy !req
661. You wanted to grab somebody,
you should've grabbed that nigga!Copy !req
662. Security! You need to
turn in your damn whistle!Copy !req
663. Where you going, Mama?Copy !req
664. I'm going to make my daily rounds.Copy !req
665. Could you make me a sandwich
when you get back?Copy !req
666. Make your own damn sandwich.Copy !req
667. Tupac. Tupac, Tupac!Copy !req
668. Goddamn, you fine!Copy !req
669. Ooh, the way
you talk gangsta, nigga!Copy !req
670. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
671. Anybody home?Copy !req
672. Ain't nobody here.Copy !req
673. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
674. What in the hell
done happened to the mail?Copy !req
675. I ain't the only one they owe.Copy !req
676. Dirty bastards.Copy !req
677. This child is filthy!Copy !req
678. Wishful thinking.Copy !req
679. Weed!Copy !req
680. Got me some weed!Copy !req
681. That's why they ain't paid
their damn rent!Copy !req
682. So what happened after that?Copy !req
683. I don't want to talk about that.
Y'all ain't gonna catch no damn body.Copy !req
684. I just want you to stop and whip
some ass on the way to the station.Copy !req
685. Least I'll feel better then.Copy !req
686. What were you doing
in the alley, anyway?Copy !req
687. I was emptying the trash!Copy !req
688. - I had already taken it out.
- Well, it was full!Copy !req
689. Don't you mess with this b-b-barbecue.
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.Copy !req
690. I don't give a damn 'bout your lazy eye,
you Popeye-lookin' son of a—Copy !req
691. Nah, wait a minute!
I started this barbecue shit!Copy !req
692. Is this the motherfucking
thanks I get?Copy !req
693. That's enough! Calm down!Copy !req
694. I just appreciate you
even blessing me with your presence.Copy !req
695. Bishop Magic Don Juan
and Money motherfucking Mike!Copy !req
696. What they know about that?Copy !req
697. Let me get this straight—Copy !req
698. for the second time,
y'all got jacked by Santa Claus?Copy !req
699. Black guy, wasn't it?Copy !req
700. Nah. This was a nigga that did this.Copy !req
701. If I build it, the hos will come.
Learn from the best.Copy !req
702. God bless you, Mike.
Keep your game tight, hear, player?Copy !req
703. Absolutely.Copy !req
704. got Daddy's Rolex.Copy !req
705. Everything is 25% off.
Everything must go.Copy !req
706. Maybe even you.Copy !req
707. Explain yourself now, player.Copy !req
708. - Day-Day!
- Ow, Daddy!Copy !req
709. You talk too damn much!Copy !req
710. He didn't want to blow
his whistle, so I blew mine.Copy !req
711. Pay attention!Copy !req
712. That's the reason we got jacked
in the first damn place.Copy !req
713. We'll make out our report
and get back to you.Copy !req
714. Guys, y'all have to get dressed.
The kids will be here any minute.Copy !req
715. Back to work.Copy !req
716. I didn't know you can make
a snowman in 80-degree weather.Copy !req
717. Anything is possible.
All you need is a can of snow.Copy !req
718. What's cracking? My name's Craig.Copy !req
719. - I'm Donna.
- What's up, Donna?Copy !req
720. What kind of stuff y'all sell in here?Copy !req
721. We got everything—
FUBU, Sean John, Dada.Copy !req
722. What are you looking for?Copy !req
723. Anything's better than what I got on.Copy !req
724. What, you don't like the flashlight look?Copy !req
725. I see you got jokes.Copy !req
726. Well, you can always buy
your girlfriend something.Copy !req
727. We have ladies' wear, too.Copy !req
728. Yeah, y'all do, huh?Copy !req
729. I don't really got
a girlfriend, you know.Copy !req
730. I usually get rid of them
this time of year.Copy !req
731. That way, you ain't got
to buy them shit.Copy !req
732. For real?Copy !req
733. Yeah, why not?Copy !req
734. I'm just playing.Copy !req
735. - I see you got jokes.
- A couple.Copy !req
736. So that's your little
midget boyfriend?Copy !req
737. Little micro-mini pimp
up in there?Copy !req
738. Oh! What's cracking, baby?Copy !req
739. My name is Day-Day, right?
This is my big-head-ass cousin.Copy !req
740. You know, beevo-latte, got
more head than he got body.Copy !req
741. Check this out—Copy !req
742. I just spotted you
way across from the lot,Copy !req
743. and I'm gonna let you know,
it ain't your booty, it's your beauty.Copy !req
744. If you see anything
suspicious around here...Copy !req
745. Let me know, 'cause
I got my eyes on everything.Copy !req
746. Let's start off with your number.Copy !req
747. That's the only way we're gonna
be able to communicate.Copy !req
748. No, you gotta get your ass
back to that booth.Copy !req
749. But, man, she like me!Copy !req
750. Come on, woman.Copy !req
751. I can't move that fast
with this stomach.Copy !req
752. Why you got to bring
your ass over here?Copy !req
753. I was trying to see if she seen
a Santa Claus with a suit on.Copy !req
754. - What your ass doing over here?
- You know what I'm doing over here.Copy !req
755. I just don't want no bullshit.Copy !req
756. You know, all that
"my hair retain heat."Copy !req
757. I don't know nothin' about that.Copy !req
758. I'm sorry.
I have to go help them.Copy !req
759. Fine piece, boy.Copy !req
760. She fine.Copy !req
761. She liked me, didn't she?Copy !req
762. - No.
- Yes, she did.Copy !req
763. How she gonna like you
when she like me?Copy !req
764. 'Cause she hadn't seen me yet.Copy !req
765. I wish I hadn't seen you yet.Copy !req
766. Can I help you?Copy !req
767. I just walked in the store.Copy !req
768. Let me look around a little bit. Dang!Copy !req
769. I could use some help over here.
In the men's.Copy !req
770. Burn a pimp,
see what happen to you.Copy !req
771. That's all you gotta do,
just burn a pimp one time.Copy !req
772. I'd like this FUBU sweatshirt
with some socks.Copy !req
773. Are you all right?Copy !req
774. I'm fine, I just—Copy !req
775. This can't be happenin',
this can't be happenin'.Copy !req
776. Oh, no, player!Copy !req
777. - You see that?
- I seen that.Copy !req
778. Turn him off!
What the hell's wrong with him?Copy !req
779. Come on, Bill, let's go.
I don't see nothing in here I like.Copy !req
780. No, you ain't sick no more.Copy !req
781. That ass is got. Come on!Copy !req
782. Baby still kicking?Copy !req
783. Yeah, feel like twins.Copy !req
784. - We saw that shit!
- Saw what?Copy !req
785. Let me go!Copy !req
786. Get ahold of her, man!Copy !req
787. Stop letting her kick your ass!Copy !req
788. Y'all going to jail!Copy !req
789. For shop-stealing
and stealing everything!Copy !req
790. We ain't stole shit!Copy !req
791. What about this?Copy !req
792. Uh-huh!Copy !req
793. Aw, damn!
They done got a player?Copy !req
794. - That ain't nothin' you like?
- You going to jail, Cicely Tyson.Copy !req
795. Girl, I can't believe you did this!
I'm appalled!Copy !req
796. You ain't Paul!
You a nigga that steals!Copy !req
797. Y'all got the game messed up!
Huh? You gonna steal from a pimp?Copy !req
798. Where is Elroy?Copy !req
799. He's in the back.
He doesn't want to come out.Copy !req
800. What?Copy !req
801. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
802. Merry Christmas, everybody.Copy !req
803. Come on out here right now
for these kids, Elroy,Copy !req
804. or you and I are gonna fight!Copy !req
805. All the money we spent for these.
Get your butt out here, man.Copy !req
806. Aw, Elroy, you look cute.Copy !req
807. Oh, he's a cutie-pie.Copy !req
808. We ought to be celebrating
Kwanzaa, anyway.Copy !req
809. Messing with these kids' heads
with this white man's holiday.Copy !req
810. Oh, shut up, Elroy.Copy !req
811. Prance your ass over
and let them kids pet on you.Copy !req
812. Oh, hell, no, Willie!Copy !req
813. That's where I put my hoof down.
Ain't nobody pettin' on me!Copy !req
814. Will you shut up?
Prance your ass over there!Copy !req
815. Let them kids pet on you.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
816. That ain't prancin'. It ain't Easter.Copy !req
817. I ain't know no damn reindeer.Copy !req
818. Prance! Look, like this.Copy !req
819. Go!Copy !req
820. Go!Copy !req
821. You ain't gotta do this.
You just mad 'cause—Copy !req
822. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
823. - Little punk-ass bitch.
- Y'all fuck and make puppies.Copy !req
824. It's Christmas Eve.
Have some holiday cheer.Copy !req
825. Holiday cheer these nuts.
Get back.Copy !req
826. Hey, player.Copy !req
827. - Mike. Mike!
- Get back!Copy !req
828. Player!Copy !req
829. Nah, nah, let him through.Copy !req
830. You little shrimp motherfucker.Copy !req
831. I'm gonna sue your ass!
Come on, cut me!Copy !req
832. No, no, no!Copy !req
833. Give me that, give me that.Copy !req
834. I guarantee I wanna do my thing!Copy !req
835. - Think about your mama, man.
- I'm thinking about your ass.Copy !req
836. Think about what
your mama would say.Copy !req
837. - You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
838. You know what I'm saying?
I got a little razzle-dazzled.Copy !req
839. My name is Money Mike, player.
How you doing?Copy !req
840. All right, don't squeeze hard.Copy !req
841. All right, what's happening?Copy !req
842. This is my young girl Donna.
Say hi, woman.Copy !req
843. What's up?Copy !req
844. That'll be quite enough.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
845. See, the thing is,
we just opened up around here,Copy !req
846. you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
847. And we've been having
some problems, obviously, as you see.Copy !req
848. I appreciate what y'all didCopy !req
849. 'cause these cockroaches
would've cleaned me out.Copy !req
850. Speaking of cockroaches,
where was your antennasCopy !req
851. when them niggas were stealing
my shit out the store?Copy !req
852. - I didn't see them take anything.
- You didn't see 'em take anything.Copy !req
853. Well, look next time! Use your eyes!Copy !req
854. They ain't supposed to just be hazel,
they supposed to do some damn work!Copy !req
855. This ain't for play.
I don't do this for fun.Copy !req
856. I'm sorry.Copy !req
857. Don't be sorry.
Ho, be careful! Lord Je—Copy !req
858. You know what?Copy !req
859. I'm tired of your presence. Dismissed.Copy !req
860. Nice meeting you guys.Copy !req
861. See you later.Copy !req
862. You got her trained, nigga, damn!Copy !req
863. You can lead a ho to water, player,
but you can't make 'em think.Copy !req
864. You dig what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
865. I got to keep it
breezy around this bitch.Copy !req
866. Anyway, I need to take care of y'all.Copy !req
867. I appreciate
what y'all did for a player.Copy !req
868. I can't be everywhere at all times.Copy !req
869. No charge.Copy !req
870. - What about our rent money?
- No charge.Copy !req
871. Y'all sure?Copy !req
872. Positive. We just doing our job.
We can't charge you, man.Copy !req
873. Don't argue with "no charge."Copy !req
874. You can come to the store
anytime you want.Copy !req
875. Can we get some clothes,
30% off, 40% off?Copy !req
876. - A FUBU short set?
- You don't need shit.Copy !req
877. Man.Copy !req
878. Look, we just having a little
Christmas party tonight.Copy !req
879. Why don't you and your lady come or
hang out with us and our folks?Copy !req
880. Let me check my Palm Pilot.Copy !req
881. Look like I ain't doin' shit.Copy !req
882. Bring a bunch of bitches—Copy !req
883. I'm talking about
a busload of them hos if you can.Copy !req
884. I was gonna get drunk and watch
The Grinch. So I'll be there.Copy !req
885. I'll get the address from y'all later.
I'll see you later, too.Copy !req
886. Yo, yo, player, hold up.Copy !req
887. Never know
what I might need this for.Copy !req
888. Might want to shave.
Might want to shave somebody else!Copy !req
889. Never know.Copy !req
890. I like that nigga! I like him!Copy !req
891. Look, that's real pimpin'.
Now, that's pimpin'.Copy !req
892. Get off his dick, Day-Day.Copy !req
893. What do you want
for Christmas, young fella?Copy !req
894. I want a X-Box with all the games,
all the new gear,Copy !req
895. a new Lexus
with a banging systemCopy !req
896. and chrome feet on it.Copy !req
897. Here's my address, Mr. Jones.Copy !req
898. Mr. Jones?Copy !req
899. No, Santa.Copy !req
900. - I'm Santa.
- Bullshit! You Mr. Jones.Copy !req
901. I know where you live, too,
so I expect everything by tomorrow.Copy !req
902. You feel me?Copy !req
903. Put everything in my mom's name.Copy !req
904. He don't look like no reindeer,
he look like a pit bull.Copy !req
905. Giddy-up, pit bull.Copy !req
906. You better stop jumping up and down
before I have to bite your little ass.Copy !req
907. Can you lock your jaws
and shake like a pit bull?Copy !req
908. Yeah. Want me to show you?Copy !req
909. My brother said if a pit bull
locks his jaws like that,Copy !req
910. you're supposed to do this to him...Copy !req
911. I didn't have to take anything.
It was all her. Come on, man.Copy !req
912. Take her! Let me go! Come on!Copy !req
913. - Later, Moly.
- Okay, buddy, take care.Copy !req
914. A-Team!Copy !req
915. Dodo! Good job, buddy.Copy !req
916. - Thanks.
- You, too, Clyde.Copy !req
917. - Take lunch, one half-hour.
- That's cool right there.Copy !req
918. Don't be late.Copy !req
919. That's a dirty motherfucker.Copy !req
920. He blowin' smoke in our face
on the first arrest?Copy !req
921. That's bullshit.Copy !req
922. I told you there ain't no future
in being a company man.Copy !req
923. - Let's just go to lunch.
- Let's go. I'm hungry.Copy !req
924. Ain't that...Copy !req
925. Get them niggas! Come on, sugars!Copy !req
926. - Come on and get them!
- Dude, I think—Copy !req
927. Represent for your mama.
That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
928. I'm gonna
bust in your head, boy!Copy !req
929. Run!Copy !req
930. Come back here!Copy !req
931. Go, man, go!Copy !req
932. Run, Day-Day! Run!Copy !req
933. Good kind of ass whipping!Copy !req
934. A whole lot of ass whipping!Copy !req
935. These fools went down the alley!Copy !req
936. - Watch out! Watch out!
- Slow down!Copy !req
937. Yo, Big Pimpin', can you hide us?Copy !req
938. What's happenin'? Oh, yeah.
I'm good in a crisis. Hold on.Copy !req
939. Donna, code red.Copy !req
940. Come on, in the back.Copy !req
941. Sure has been
a lot of work today, player.Copy !req
942. Pimping ain't easy but—
can I help you, player?Copy !req
943. No!Copy !req
944. No? Well, this ain't the Baby Gap.Copy !req
945. Get your fake ass out of my way!Copy !req
946. Oh, this is bullshit.Copy !req
947. I'm in between
a pimp and a hard place.Copy !req
948. Donna! Man down!
11-30! Pimp in distress!Copy !req
949. Oh, Lord, where the hell is Donna?Copy !req
950. - Can I help you?
- Yo, move!Copy !req
951. - Who do you think you are?
- What's your problem? Move!Copy !req
952. - I can't let you back there.
- Why? Who back there?Copy !req
953. Did you hear me?Copy !req
954. Go, go, go!Copy !req
955. Come on, come on!Copy !req
956. Let's go.Copy !req
957. What you doing? Get back!Copy !req
958. They in one of these stores
or somethin'.Copy !req
959. - Check over there.
- Come on.Copy !req
960. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
961. Let's jump. Let's jump.Copy !req
962. Yo, Moly! I heard
you hired two security guardsCopy !req
963. that's been harassing
my grandmother and things.Copy !req
964. Two new guys— Clyde and Dodo.Copy !req
965. You remember what we did
to the last security guards?Copy !req
966. Yes, I do, buddy.Copy !req
967. When you see them,
you tell them we said this...Copy !req
968. Help! Somebody, help me!
Help me, please!Copy !req
969. Somebody, help me, please!Copy !req
970. Did you see
what they just did to Moly?Copy !req
971. They gonna kick our ass
when they catch us.Copy !req
972. That's why
they ain't gonna catch us.Copy !req
973. Where them rent-a-cops at, huh?Copy !req
974. What you looking at, old man?
Mind your own fuckin' business.Copy !req
975. Come on. Let's just jump
on Moly's car.Copy !req
976. Craig, I'm scared, man.Copy !req
977. So what? Me, too.Copy !req
978. Oh, fuck this.Copy !req
979. I'm not about to get my motherfuckin'
ass kicked over no job!Copy !req
980. You smart as a motherfucker today.Copy !req
981. Shit.Copy !req
982. This way.Copy !req
983. Oh, shit!Copy !req
984. Wow! Oh, my God!Copy !req
985. Damn!Copy !req
986. Someone call 911!Copy !req
987. Moly, you got knocked
the fuck out!Copy !req
988. Oh, good observation, buddy.
Where were you, buddy, huh?Copy !req
989. We was on our lunch break.Copy !req
990. Trying to get something to eat
so we could secure this nasty-ass lot.Copy !req
991. Good, you were eating
while I was getting beating.Copy !req
992. Look like somebody beat the bricks
off your motherfucking ass.Copy !req
993. You're supposed to be
security guard, no?Copy !req
994. We are security. Ain't that a bitch?Copy !req
995. We are security guards.Copy !req
996. Oh, no, not anymore.
You're both fired.Copy !req
997. Oh, man!Copy !req
998. Man, what the fuck?Copy !req
999. Oh, hell, no!Copy !req
1000. We just got this job!
How you gonna fire us?Copy !req
1001. - Turn over your whistles.
- We need to be whipping his ass now.Copy !req
1002. - Whip his ass, daddy!
- I'll sue you.Copy !req
1003. - Whip him!
- Just give me the whistle.Copy !req
1004. - Give him his whistle, Craig.
- Go on and blow that!Copy !req
1005. - Take your stinky-ass whistle!
- Good, Dodo. Now it's dirty.Copy !req
1006. Get out of here!Copy !req
1007. - L'claim!
- Take your flies!Copy !req
1008. I hope your camel
got a ticket outside.Copy !req
1009. Get outta here!Copy !req
1010. Daddy, do something!
What you gonna do?Copy !req
1011. Can't just come up
in here like that!Copy !req
1012. Oh, I got it, I got it!Copy !req
1013. Y'all stick around here. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
1014. Damn, you a better snitch
than we is, Uncle Willie.Copy !req
1015. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
1016. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
1017. Help!Copy !req
1018. Help me, please!Copy !req
1019. Somebody, help me, please!Copy !req
1020. So, Craig, you gonna
still have the party tonight?Copy !req
1021. I don't know. I'm not
even in the spirit no more.Copy !req
1022. Don't let nobody ever take
your spirit away from you!Copy !req
1023. It's Christmas!
Supposed to be happy!Copy !req
1024. That's right, baby.Copy !req
1025. Listen, it's not what you get,
it's how you feel.Copy !req
1026. You want us
to bring some ribs tonight?Copy !req
1027. No. I'm sick of ribs.Copy !req
1028. So what we gonna do, man?Copy !req
1029. Now. willie everybody
was just worriedCopy !req
1030. about getting they boogie on.Copy !req
1031. me and Day-Day
still had a problem to solve.Copy !req
1032. That's when I came up
with the perfect idea—Copy !req
1033. a rent party.Copy !req
1034. We'd just change
everybody in the 'hoodCopy !req
1035. to come kick it with us.
you know!Copy !req
1036. Elroy, this stuff is weak.Copy !req
1037. What the hell else you got? Damn!Copy !req
1038. There you go.Copy !req
1039. Aw!Copy !req
1040. Damn!Copy !req
1041. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
jingle bells, noogah!Copy !req
1042. Hey!Copy !req
1043. Hey, hey, it's good
to see you, baby!Copy !req
1044. Hey, man, I feel good. How y'all?Copy !req
1045. Everybody, Merry Christmas,
noogah, from Pinky, noogah!Copy !req
1046. Hey, look here, look here.Copy !req
1047. No hard feelings about
what happened out at the shop.Copy !req
1048. Everything's copastetic, noogah.Copy !req
1049. Every time I see you,
you're talking about the same shit.Copy !req
1050. Be straight, man!
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1051. Check this out, man.Copy !req
1052. Since you got a lot
of money in your man-purse,Copy !req
1053. we doing a little kick-in party,
so I'm gonna need you to kick in.Copy !req
1054. I got something for you
that's better than money.Copy !req
1055. Better than money?Copy !req
1056. I brought you and Day-Day
a little somethin'-somethin'!Copy !req
1057. - Check it out!
- Better than money?Copy !req
1058. Ladies, come on in and say hi
to my friend Craig, noogah!Copy !req
1059. This is Mo' Wet.Copy !req
1060. How you doing?Copy !req
1061. Oh, yeah, show him
what you're working with.Copy !req
1062. Shake it! Shake it!Copy !req
1063. Right here is
one of my little Spice Girls.Copy !req
1064. I calls her "Cinnamon."Copy !req
1065. Cinnamon, huh?Copy !req
1066. You so cute.Copy !req
1067. Do it again, do it again.
I ain't playin'.Copy !req
1068. She been on Soun Train. Noogah!Copy !req
1069. And last but not least,
this is Lollipop.Copy !req
1070. I calls her Lollipop!Copy !req
1071. Hey, baby.Copy !req
1072. Whoo, Lordy!Copy !req
1073. Uh, look here, uh...Copy !req
1074. - Lollipop is all mine.
- All right. That's cool.Copy !req
1075. Hey, Day-Day!Copy !req
1076. Hold this for me, baby.Copy !req
1077. Day-Day, what's up?Copy !req
1078. Hey, you better watch
that jheri-curl juice!Copy !req
1079. Damn, Pinky! Shit!Copy !req
1080. Boy, you look good, man!Copy !req
1081. Merry Christmas, boy!Copy !req
1082. We still slinging records
out there at the shop.Copy !req
1083. We miss you down there!Copy !req
1084. Man, I know y'all do.
Why'd you fire me, Pink?Copy !req
1085. I had to! You was always late, fool!Copy !req
1086. Say it again!Copy !req
1087. Say it again!Copy !req
1088. Damn, girl, you eating again?Copy !req
1089. What's up O.G., triple O.G.?Copy !req
1090. - What's up?
- How you doing, man?Copy !req
1091. Everything all right?Copy !req
1092. - I'm cool, dawg.
- Good.Copy !req
1093. Got my shank in case
shit jump off in this motherfucker.Copy !req
1094. Relax, homey, ain't nothin'
about to jump off in here.Copy !req
1095. That's my people, man!
That's my folks.Copy !req
1096. My grandma, my uncle.Copy !req
1097. What you need to do, man,
is grab one of these femalesCopy !req
1098. and get your boogie on.Copy !req
1099. I don't want to dance
with none of these hos.Copy !req
1100. You're a fool.Copy !req
1101. Ooh, what's up?Copy !req
1102. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1103. Who is that?Copy !req
1104. How are you?Copy !req
1105. Oh, I'm all right.Copy !req
1106. You look great.Copy !req
1107. That's, uh, that's Donna.Copy !req
1108. You the greenest
little troll I ever seen!Copy !req
1109. Who the nigga she with?Copy !req
1110. That's just Money Mike.Copy !req
1111. Little Lucky Charms,
little micro-mini pimp.Copy !req
1112. Oh, that nigga look
magically delicious, nigga.Copy !req
1113. That's right.Copy !req
1114. Perm and shit.Copy !req
1115. Craig, look who here!Copy !req
1116. Yeah, bring him over here.
Bring his ass right here.Copy !req
1117. Oh, man, thanks
for coming through, man.Copy !req
1118. I appreciate that.Copy !req
1119. No problem.
Thanks for inviting us.Copy !req
1120. We had to show y'all some love
after what y'all did for us at the store.Copy !req
1121. Don't she look good?Copy !req
1122. Introduce me to your friend, Craig.Copy !req
1123. Oh, that's Money Mike.Copy !req
1124. - That's Donna.
- Hi. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1125. This Damon. He live downstairs.Copy !req
1126. That was like The Matrix!Copy !req
1127. Got some testosterone problems.Copy !req
1128. Why don't you go get me
something to drink, please?Copy !req
1129. Thank you.Copy !req
1130. - Where is it?
- Right through here.Copy !req
1131. No, no.Copy !req
1132. Like to dislocated my shoulder.Copy !req
1133. Yo, homey, you ever been to the pen?Copy !req
1134. Hell, no, but thanks for asking.
Won't bother asking you, though.Copy !req
1135. - Uh, Craig?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1136. Where your bathroom at, player?Copy !req
1137. I got to piss
like a Russian racehorseCopy !req
1138. at the Kentucky Derby
with a glue truck behind him.Copy !req
1139. Yo, it's right through there.Copy !req
1140. I got to pee diddy! About to get it on.Copy !req
1141. Hey, don't piss on the seat.Copy !req
1142. What's up, O.G., triple O.G.?Copy !req
1143. You got that look in your eye.Copy !req
1144. Fresh fish on the line, nigga.Copy !req
1145. Ain't nothin' like that shit.Copy !req
1146. Yeah, baby! Yeah!Copy !req
1147. Have to drink a little bit more water.
Smell like ammonia in this bitch.Copy !req
1148. Come on. There you go.Copy !req
1149. One at a time, player, one at a time.Copy !req
1150. Busy right now,
working with a monster.Copy !req
1151. You know what this is, new booty!Copy !req
1152. - New booty?
- Don't fight the shit.Copy !req
1153. - Fight what shit?
- Let it happen.Copy !req
1154. Let what happen?
What the hell you doing?Copy !req
1155. Phone books? Nigga,
I ain't even in the phone book.Copy !req
1156. This ain't funny, nigga.
I'll bitch-slap your ass.Copy !req
1157. Come on, I ain't playin'.Copy !req
1158. No!Copy !req
1159. Here's my card right here
if y'all ever want to be pimped.Copy !req
1160. Day-Day.Copy !req
1161. Better not let Pinky see that shit.
We ought to give it to him, though.Copy !req
1162. That's a barbecue card.Copy !req
1163. Don't give a fuck. That's where
I'm pimping, out of the barbecue place.Copy !req
1164. Come and get
barbecue-slapped. Shit.Copy !req
1165. Sneaky son of a bitch.Copy !req
1166. Damn, he's been
in there a long time.Copy !req
1167. I told you he was sick.Copy !req
1168. He might be in there
throwing up anything.Copy !req
1169. Why don't we just step in here?Copy !req
1170. We can sit down
and wait for him in here.Copy !req
1171. All right.Copy !req
1172. You got a nice room here.
Pretty clean for a bachelor.Copy !req
1173. I got a nice bed, too.
Wanna try it?Copy !req
1174. - You funny, huh?
- I'm not trying to be funny.Copy !req
1175. I'm trying to spread
a little holiday cheer,Copy !req
1176. get close to you.Copy !req
1177. So, what brings you to CaliforniaCopy !req
1178. with this little
half-a-Prince motherfucker?Copy !req
1179. You know, I ask myself
that same question.Copy !req
1180. What am I doing way out here,Copy !req
1181. away from my family
this time of year?Copy !req
1182. But it's just hard.Copy !req
1183. Shit, just leave.Copy !req
1184. You don't understand.
It's not that easy.Copy !req
1185. I mean, he got you
all the way out hereCopy !req
1186. so he can, you know,
mistreat you,Copy !req
1187. do all them things to you—Copy !req
1188. you know, I want
to do some things to youCopy !req
1189. that, um...Copy !req
1190. You sure you don't want
to just, like, lean back?Copy !req
1191. What you think?Copy !req
1192. No!Copy !req
1193. Don't do it!Copy !req
1194. You got some condoms?Copy !req
1195. Day-Day, get the hell out of here!Copy !req
1196. You know damn well you got
all the rubbers in your—Copy !req
1197. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
1198. She liked me anyway, didn't you?Copy !req
1199. You're a trip.Copy !req
1200. You know what? Don't pay
no attention to Day-Day.Copy !req
1201. - That boy, he just a fool.
- You know what?Copy !req
1202. Let's just go before
Mike comes busting in on us.Copy !req
1203. And, Craig, a word of advice—
you should get a lock on this door.Copy !req
1204. I ain't never gonna get no pussy.Copy !req
1205. What if I tried to get
a lock right now and just—Copy !req
1206. All right. God!Copy !req
1207. - Come on out of there!
- Pop, what's the matter?Copy !req
1208. Who's in the bathroom?Copy !req
1209. That eggnog about
to kick back up on me.Copy !req
1210. You know I got them bad guts.Copy !req
1211. Man, Pops gotta boo-boo, come on!Copy !req
1212. Don't tell everybody!Copy !req
1213. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
1214. The lady will let you
use it downstairs, the landlady.Copy !req
1215. Miss Pearly.Copy !req
1216. Go on down. She'll let you use it.Copy !req
1217. Come on out of there, man!Copy !req
1218. Honey, where you going?Copy !req
1219. I'll be right back. Oh, boy!Copy !req
1220. All right!Copy !req
1221. All right!Copy !req
1222. I'm Craig's daddy— Willie Jones.Copy !req
1223. As you know, we're having
a little get-together upstairs,Copy !req
1224. and the bathrooms are jammed.Copy !req
1225. I like the way you got that lined up.Copy !req
1226. Mind if I use yours?Copy !req
1227. No. Come on in.Copy !req
1228. - Where's it at?
- Down the hall.Copy !req
1229. Thank you.Copy !req
1230. All right, there we go.Copy !req
1231. There we go. About time.Copy !req
1232. Oh, just what I needed so bad.Copy !req
1233. Yeah, there it is.Copy !req
1234. How you doing?Copy !req
1235. Show me what you working with.Copy !req
1236. - Oh, damn!
- What's wrong with you, fool?Copy !req
1237. That's my woman you're dancing with.Copy !req
1238. Hey, fool, your woman's
freaking with me!Copy !req
1239. I bought them titties!Copy !req
1240. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1241. I'll bust a cap right in your fat ass.Copy !req
1242. Don't mess up the party, Elroy.Copy !req
1243. Dance with me, dance with me.
Come on, dance with me.Copy !req
1244. Did you pee on me?Copy !req
1245. Wake your bitch-ass up,
Lucky Charms.Copy !req
1246. I like my fish wet and squirmy.Copy !req
1247. I thought I was dreaming.
You almost drowned me, nigga.Copy !req
1248. Oh, you dreaming. This a wet dream.Copy !req
1249. Wet dream?
Wait a minute, I'm a pimp!Copy !req
1250. You lost your mind? What the hell?Copy !req
1251. Am I in prison?Copy !req
1252. Donna! Pimp down!Copy !req
1253. You got a lot of balls!Copy !req
1254. Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'!Copy !req
1255. You was just gonna take it,
wasn't you? Hmm?Copy !req
1256. You thought I was
play-pimping, didn't you?Copy !req
1257. Yeah, okay, okay.Copy !req
1258. - Could you just let me go?
- Say something.Copy !req
1259. I was just playing with you.Copy !req
1260. I was playing with you, dawg.Copy !req
1261. I was playing, man, okay?Copy !req
1262. I'm a nice guy
when you get to know me.Copy !req
1263. Shut up! What the hell
you talking about?Copy !req
1264. I am a boy!Copy !req
1265. You are not in prison
anymore, Damon!Copy !req
1266. That's not how we do it!Copy !req
1267. Say, noog! This is Pinky, noogah!
Look, I got to go pee-pee!Copy !req
1268. Uh, Damon, are you a music lover?Copy !req
1269. You are? Good. Have you
ever heard of The Nutcracker?Copy !req
1270. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1271. Have you, huh? Have you heard it?Copy !req
1272. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
1273. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1274. Mom, what's the matter?Copy !req
1275. Where did your father go?Copy !req
1276. He just went downstairs
to use the bathroomCopy !req
1277. over at Miss Pearly's, the landlady.Copy !req
1278. Oh, Miss Pearly. Hmm...Copy !req
1279. Excuse me.Copy !req
1280. Mama.Copy !req
1281. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1282. Hey!Copy !req
1283. Should be a law against
people with guts like mine.Copy !req
1284. That was a monster—
Why it so dark in here, baby?Copy !req
1285. What are you about to do,
pray or something?Copy !req
1286. Did your son tell you I said hi?Copy !req
1287. No. Pertaining to what?Copy !req
1288. Your son Craig
ain't paid his rent this month,Copy !req
1289. and I'm about to throw him
out on his ass tomorrow.Copy !req
1290. So how much do you
really love your boy?Copy !req
1291. Not enough to pay his fucking rent.
I have enough trouble paying my own!Copy !req
1292. I'm not talking about rent,
Willie Jones.Copy !req
1293. Well, what you talking about,
Miss Pearly?Copy !req
1294. I'm talking about these nuts!Copy !req
1295. You're gonna give me
some of this dick today!Copy !req
1296. I don't even know you, woman!Copy !req
1297. I heard they call you
"Sweet-Dick Willie."Copy !req
1298. - Who, me?
- Yeah!Copy !req
1299. - You heard that, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1300. Yes, baby, I'm a bad mother.Copy !req
1301. - Can I have some of it?
- Let me go, woman! Hell, no!Copy !req
1302. I don't know you, woman!Copy !req
1303. Oh, Sweet-Dick Willie!Copy !req
1304. Willie, get your ass off that heifer!Copy !req
1305. Daddy, get your ass off that heifer!Copy !req
1306. Yeah, pimping!Copy !req
1307. That's right.Copy !req
1308. Hey, I want everybody back!Copy !req
1309. There's gonna be
ball juice everywhere!Copy !req
1310. Everybody get back!Copy !req
1311. Get back in the house!Copy !req
1312. Don't take anybody!Copy !req
1313. Y'all get the hell
out of my house!Copy !req
1314. My dick wouldn't get hard!Copy !req
1315. Whip his ass, Mama!Copy !req
1316. Miss Pearly, you ain't right,
trying to give my daddy V.D.Copy !req
1317. I'm calling the police on y'all, fool!Copy !req
1318. Well, get that lined up,
too, first, bitch!Copy !req
1319. Go to hell!Copy !req
1320. Player. Player!Copy !req
1321. What's going on?Copy !req
1322. Ain't nothin', player.Copy !req
1323. Thanks for inviting me. I appreciate it.Copy !req
1324. Donna, get the car.Copy !req
1325. Come on, player.Copy !req
1326. Hey, them my vise grips, man!Copy !req
1327. Yeah, that's his nuts, too.
You can have them both back!Copy !req
1328. Look, I'm just saying, man,Copy !req
1329. let him go, and there
won't be no hard feelings.Copy !req
1330. No hard feelings?Copy !req
1331. Have you ever seen
a rottweiler bite a chihuahua?Copy !req
1332. No.Copy !req
1333. Me, neither, but it
ain't pretty, I'm sure of it.Copy !req
1334. Now you hold on
till I get in the car.Copy !req
1335. Dude, I'm not about to touch
his nuts or them vise grips.Copy !req
1336. - Oh, yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1337. - Yes, you are!
- Bullshit.Copy !req
1338. You invited me to this party,
ain't that right?Copy !req
1339. That's right. Whatever
y'all do, make it quick.Copy !req
1340. I think I'm gonna pass out.Copy !req
1341. No, no, no—Copy !req
1342. It's your party, your pliers,
his nuts in your hand.Copy !req
1343. That's how it's going.
Donna, get the door.Copy !req
1344. I'll get the car door.Copy !req
1345. Give me a call
when you get a chance.Copy !req
1346. Yeah.Copy !req
1347. I'll call you.Copy !req
1348. Hold on.Copy !req
1349. Call me.Copy !req
1350. - Hey!
- What?Copy !req
1351. - Can you hear me now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1352. Get these pliers!Copy !req
1353. All right. You ready?Copy !req
1354. I'm ready. I'm ready.Copy !req
1355. - You ready?
- Oh, I'm ready, player.Copy !req
1356. On the count of three—Copy !req
1357. - Here we go. One...
- On your balls...Copy !req
1358. - Two...
- Grab a handful...Copy !req
1359. - Three!
- Go!Copy !req
1360. Hey!Copy !req
1361. Donna, you can't leave me!
Hey, pimp in distress!Copy !req
1362. Bitch, I ain't— hold on!Copy !req
1363. How the fuck
you gonna leave me?Copy !req
1364. He gonna fuck the lining
out of Little Prince.Copy !req
1365. Code 11-32— pimp missing!Copy !req
1366. What?Copy !req
1367. You see that mother?Copy !req
1368. That-that's—Copy !req
1369. He the one
broke in the apartment!Copy !req
1370. You see him?Copy !req
1371. Yeah, he just went
through there on the side.Copy !req
1372. - You ready?
- I'm not going in there, man.Copy !req
1373. Stop being so scary.
All our stuff might be in there.Copy !req
1374. Why you always
got to be a hero, man?Copy !req
1375. Take your— go over there.Copy !req
1376. I bet something bite you in the ass.
I'm not going.Copy !req
1377. No, I don't want
to get bit in the ass.Copy !req
1378. Ten more minutes before Christmas.Copy !req
1379. Ten more minutes.
That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1380. Lord have mercy,
I'm tired as a runaway slave.Copy !req
1381. Let's see what I got.Copy !req
1382. Don't nobody get me nothin', anyway.Copy !req
1383. Oh, snap.Copy !req
1384. Dada.
I always wanted me a Dada.Copy !req
1385. Hell, yeah.Copy !req
1386. Extra medium?
Extra medium?Copy !req
1387. Hell, got to have something
for the skinny niggas.Copy !req
1388. Day-Day, this could be
our last chance.Copy !req
1389. You keep your timid ass here.
I'm going to get my shit.Copy !req
1390. Yeah, I roll to the club
just like this, baby.Copy !req
1391. Santa Claus up here,
grabbing me some wallets,Copy !req
1392. cigarette lighters, some car keys.Copy !req
1393. Hold it right there, you crack baby!Copy !req
1394. Yeah, let's get his ass, Craig!Copy !req
1395. Beat him, Craig!Copy !req
1396. break in they house,
hit them with trees!Copy !req
1397. Hold him, Day-Day!Copy !req
1398. Turn around!Copy !req
1399. Ho ho ho, motherfucker!Copy !req
1400. Move, Day-Day!Copy !req
1401. Damn!Copy !req
1402. Damn, Craig! Get his ass!Copy !req
1403. Shit!Copy !req
1404. Mother!Copy !req
1405. Damn it, Craig, get up!Copy !req
1406. - Top Flight!
- Get his ass, Day-Day!Copy !req
1407. Go!Copy !req
1408. Damn!Copy !req
1409. Shit!Copy !req
1410. I caught you, didn't I?Copy !req
1411. Sons of bitches! You don't know
who you're fucking with!Copy !req
1412. I'm one of the coldest
niggas in the city!Copy !req
1413. Get out of my collard greens
and my mustard greens!Copy !req
1414. I'd like to blowed another hole
in one of your asses!Copy !req
1415. Dirty sons of bitches!Copy !req
1416. Come on out of there!Copy !req
1417. Next time, I'm gonna shoot you
in the one that's winking,Copy !req
1418. not the one that stink!Copy !req
1419. Praise God.Copy !req
1420. Yo, dang, man,
what's up with that?Copy !req
1421. I got a calling on y'all's life.Copy !req
1422. I'm here to deliver
the word of God, you know?Copy !req
1423. Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
1424. Beat that ass!Copy !req
1425. Get his ass, Craig!Copy !req
1426. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1427. Go, go, go! Move!Copy !req
1428. Get his ass!Copy !req
1429. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1430. Get out of my house!Copy !req
1431. Beat his ass!Copy !req
1432. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1433. I know you're in there!Copy !req
1434. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1435. Move, move, move!Copy !req
1436. Come on, you two-time haters.
Where you at?Copy !req
1437. Y'all know I ain't playin'!Copy !req
1438. Come on! Come on!
Respect my gangsta!Copy !req
1439. Open the door!Copy !req
1440. Fuck, I'll kill y'all.
Take your broke ass home!Copy !req
1441. That boy can take a fall!Copy !req
1442. Y'all niggas don't know
who you're fucking with!Copy !req
1443. I told you I ain't no freak!Copy !req
1444. I'll kill one of you young punks!Copy !req
1445. Can't catch me, baby.Copy !req
1446. Prime time.Copy !req
1447. - Damn!
- What the hell?Copy !req
1448. Shit.Copy !req
1449. Goddamn it, C.W., what did you hit?Copy !req
1450. Man, I think that was a dog, man.Copy !req
1451. I ain't playin' with you, noogah!Copy !req
1452. Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire you
if you hit something else?Copy !req
1453. Nope, I didn't hear that part, Pinky.Copy !req
1454. After you hit that little retarded boy
with the fucked-up walk.Copy !req
1455. You're costing me money, C.W.Copy !req
1456. He's still breathing. Get your ass
back in the car! Oh, noogah...Copy !req
1457. All right, motherfucker, let's go.Copy !req
1458. Come on, noogah!Copy !req
1459. Get your ass
in the car, come on!Copy !req
1460. You done hit Santa Claus!Copy !req
1461. That was Pinky's limo.Copy !req
1462. Look, he hit Santa ass!Copy !req
1463. Got your ass! Turn over!Copy !req
1464. D.O.A.Copy !req
1465. - Should I tell him or you?
- Let's both tell him.Copy !req
1466. You got knocked the fuck out!Copy !req
1467. Bitch!Copy !req
1468. Got his ass!Copy !req
1469. - Yo, Day-Day.
- What's up?Copy !req
1470. I'm glad we got
our rent money back, baby.Copy !req
1471. What are we gonna do
with that fool?Copy !req
1472. I don't know. Po-pos will get
his dumb ass sooner or later.Copy !req
1473. Ho ho ho, motherfucker!Copy !req
1474. There you have it.Copy !req
1475. Another Friday gone.
another problem solved.Copy !req
1476. Wejust took oun stuff
back to the pantyCopy !req
1477. and left Santa Claus on the roof
for the police to get.Copy !req
1478. Fan as I know.
he's still up thene talking shit.Copy !req
1479. Pimp down!
Pimp missing in action!Copy !req
1480. And Money Mike.Copy !req
1481. you know. He's still
getting chased by DamonCopy !req
1482. all through the 'hood.Copy !req
1483. There's a loud party upstairs
that's keeping me up.Copy !req
1484. Could you please send a unit?Copy !req
1485. Miss Peanly kept on hating on us.Copy !req
1486. We didn't even cane.
We kept on partying.Copy !req
1487. My uncle got drunk
and eventually passed out.Copy !req
1488. And look at Pops—Copy !req
1489. You know. He showed his ass
till the po-pos came.Copy !req
1490. - Open the door! Let's do this!
- Put down the b-b-b-b-barbecue.Copy !req
1491. But all they wanted
was some mone weed.Copy !req
1492. So we looked them up.Copy !req
1493. and I even kept
Day-Day's dumb ass occupied.Copy !req
1494. And a German shepherd mix!Copy !req
1495. That's till
my moms walked in on him.Copy !req
1496. And me. you know how a player do.Copy !req
1497. I convinced Donna
to bring her fine assCopy !req
1498. back to the panty.Copy !req
1499. got her in my room.Copy !req
1500. slid the dresser
in fnont of the door.Copy !req
1501. and got myself
an early Christmas present.Copy !req
1502. You know!Copy !req
1503. I'll beat-box your ass!Copy !req